Previous: >>550742181>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Event: Orchestra in Late AutumnCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Symboli Rudolf 3* [Alt], Gold City 3* [Alt], Tosen Jordan 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Curren Chan SSR, Narita Brian SSR, Kitasan Black SSR, El Condor Pasa SSR12/18 - Kitasan Rerun12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Oguri Cap 3* [Cinderella Grey] Inari One (SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma storieshttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>550761610
>>550761610its 1913 anon...
sex with brown uma
How can you burn coffee?
>>550761610thats not orange!
>>550761752Just imagine the blowjobs
>>550761610Black Cafe...
>>550761817None of those umas are brown.
Suzuka's flat chest is so erotic.
Gyaru propaganda
RYAN LOVE
>>550761930never said they are, you disgusting muscle faggot
>>550761817they used a different song from season 2
>>550761817
>>550761938look how flat she is, damn that's hot
>>550761610someone burned my coffee...
>>550762049
What is the passing criteria for an uma to be considered a "gyaru"
Digitan LOVE
>>550761993>Scared of women with some muscles who don't even look Sakura Oogami tier roided
>>550762168>flashy outfit>exposed stomach>modern slang
>>550762141I very much would like Suzuka naizuri.
The next uma posted will be impregnated
>>550762168cares a lot about being fashionable and acts like a social butterfly (read: stacy/bimbo)
whats the appeal of teioshes a pretty shit unit in the gameher alt looks awfulshe looks like a dumber version of rudolfi dont get it
>>550762229OC fem trainer?
>>550762291Rape correction
>>550761769why is taiki sad :(
>>550742213>>550742213>>550742213this is the real thread, move here
>>5507620491. Season 2 is shit2. Non one gives a fuck3. No one asked4. The scene is nicely animated and sung which is all people care about5. Teio sucks my left nut, her mother is cuter>>550762160Based groove
LB3 Finemo worth spending the selector+crystal on? I don't want to roll on the rerun because front runners SUCK.
>>550761817_
>>550762291>he doesn't know
>>550762253
Where is my government mandated shichi gf
>>550762339Yes, its a Symboli Kris S yumejoshi who draws and commissions stuff for her delusions
>>550762447Stop City, raping your trainer is bad
>>550761610American Pharoah?
>>550762420>dead thread>attention whoring faggotryeat shit tranny LMAO
Teio will stay this bratty forever.
>>550762168
>>550762537You can't rape a trainer, they give away their rights when they sign in to Tracen
>>550761848water too hot
SO ARE FROntS GOOD OR NOT?DO YOU SKIP ANGLING AND SCHEMING BECSUSE OF SUZUKA? HOW DO THEY WIN?
>>550762618Uoooooooooooogggggggh
>>550762618Sniff
>>550762431I dig it
>>550762229Nta but next time you are going to post a muscle uma at least keep the female body instead of making her look like a male
>>550762242applies to a lot of umas that arent gyaru doe
>>550762710You should be able to solve this.
>>550762620Helios SexPalmer love>pic relatedMy fucking sides what a throwback>>550761848>What is boiling water
>>550762640that doesn't imply they want to be raped
>>550762427Don’t worry Oguri you’ll run again in five more months
What's a good deck for pace chasers in CM7?
>>550762761I am also not that anon
>>550762820
32 more days until tama
>>550762160
>>550762772
say something nice about Urara's daughter - Haru Royal>JRA best sprinter in 2021
>>550762820Oguri pregnant
23 hours and 42 minutes until Nakayama Festa
>>5507628752 speed2 witRiko rice
Any of these test run umas actually usable as they are?
>>550763019go away slo ptranny
>>550763019False, all gals wear sexy thongs
Do they ever rerun events or add ways of getting old event cards? I missed out on the Spe speed freebie and my Dober ssr wit is only 3lb and it's urking me
>>550763038>daughter Careful anon, there’s actual horse fuckers in these threads. Dont give them material
>>550763107yes no no
>>550762772>>550763031You can land a plane on that forehead
>>550762620anus fujin isn't very gyaru coded
>>550762820No.
>>550763167>literally no one>anon: DUDE HORSE FUCKER LOLjust dont fucking mention them you degen brown
>>550763019
>>550762420kys, maggot
>>550763019>no condomsnice try
>>550763130there is a singular chance to go through the events to get the card from ONE event. so youd better not miss out
>>550763305She's a child.
>>550763279She’s very cute, though.
>>550763279Correct, she's more so comfy casual coded.
>>550761769NTA but if no one else makes a thread by the time we reach bump and image limit, I'll make sure the next thread has the correct number
>>550763449
>>550763449Out of 10!
>>550763279neither is mejiro ryan. shes just indulging her cousin (?) palmer, and then ines is by extension indulging her roommate/best friend
>>550763449thats hot
>>550763534Putting a child in Hishiama.
>>550763534Stop laughing at me...
>>550763508This is obviously a job for computers. I wonder how many more decades it'll take for somebody at 4chan Inc., Ltd to get around to fixing the problem in software like a sensible person would
>>550763107nomaybe if it had medium syes
https://files.catbox.moe/ed8n5u.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/326wzq.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ngaxtf.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/aur5sn.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/z6fqfs.png
What happens to Toreinas at Epsatano Island?
>>550763449With how the game likes to refer the trainers as adults and never the umas themselves that is very likely, yes. Not that it really matters because none of them are real.
>>550763780
>>550763809Shattered pelvis, dissolved prostate.
>>550761610Done rerolling my account and done a couple of careers!Wanna join a club, anything open?
>>550763780Holy moley
>>5507636974chan dot org was not designed with generals in mind. You are posting on a website that was created with the express intent of being a garbage dump for random one-off shitposts.
>>550763898My bros wouldn't fuck their trainees. Right?
>>550763809No one knows. It all gets locked away in the Epsatono files.
Fully uncapped SR cards are better than uncapped SSR?
>>550763003Tamamo's microumanko...
>>550763670Silly Chrono
Sex with Verxina
>>550764038tightest manko in all of japan
She talks funny and is a flat poorfag
>>550763670>named her offspring BereSHITI'm laughing at Chrono until the end of time, and a few millennia more.
>>550764018Duh. It's still something that obviously needs to be fixed, and could very easily be fixed, and won't be fixed (probably).
>>550764026I would wait until my oshi graduated before asking her out or accepting her confession. Then I'd like to wait for a few months before taking the next step.
>>550764206
I'm gonna the horse
>>550764345proof?
>>550764108Only after marriage.
>>550764164
>>550763670I would laugh at Chrono then stick my tongue in her mouth
>>550764319Firefox anon...
If Umas were real, you'd probably be too busy calling them slurs on the internet to have sex with them
Uma uma umya unya
>>550764521
>>550764648Wait, how did you know from the broken video?
>>550764232Don’t be rude to my son, you meanie
>>550764758firefox is notorious for breaking the filename's of sound files, has been an issue since forever and it's a dead giveaway
Americans want to buy Forever Young as a stud next year after he retires, also Fujita want to enter FY into Arima next yearhttps://www.sanspo.com/race/article/general/20251220-HLPR6AJNF5OHBEF433HRTMQRHU/
>>550764758Not the first time I've seen a Firefox user mess up the filename of a soundpost.
>>550763968I'll just leave this here208296979637
PROCESS ALL UMA INTO SALAMI
I was raped by Kitasan....months of edging and she left me blue...
>Run do 5 Evil Nature Runs>Get these sparksEvil Grandma
>>550764917You will last 2 weeks
>>550764852>>550764876The ones I make seem fine. It's these other people's ones I save which end up being fucked.
>>550764540reminder tama's micromanko cannot take more than 5 inches
Jordan LOVE
>>550764917Most clubs are full right now. Try checking back at the start of next month
>Don't remember with what stallions I bred the mares I have>>oh
>>550765049Maybe. I also have 3000+ days in Dokkan so maybe not.>>550765134Thanks, I will.
>>550765054Actually, I can see that it converts the percent sign to an underscore when saving.
>>550765054doesn't matter. firefags downloading sound files tend to break them due to how the browser handles things. broken sounds like this get posted a surprising amount, take a guess why.
>>550765154>Curren Chan>Special Week
This City wins rooms constantly, her stats don't feel that spectacular though? Is her unique particularly good for tenno sho autumn?
>>550763038Now breed her with her great-grandfather
>>550765154>Apapane
>>550765118Who's next on the propaganda campaign?
>>550765401I HATE CURREN
>>550764857John Cygames will never relinquish Ebayan
>>550765118all 3 of those are WHORESES
>>550765574One of the rare alts I'll roll for with cheer Natie and Christmas Daiwa.
>>550765451I had enough, fatman, Gib us Deep Impact
Go ahead and try to tell yourself that you wouldn't marry Synth Field.
>>550765574I'm so glad her hair's not like that for her current version. I wouldn't have anything left for Kitasan
>>550764857There's no way he'll sell out. Also Arima next year probably means another year of FY competing, so more potential titles for God's most favored Uma
>>550765007>He's making an Evil NatureYou're a fucking faggot
Is this what I want for sprint TT? Ignoring the botched speed.
>>550765692What about Christmas Vodka?
>>550765451We need to enact the plan
>>550765856Vodka can kys
>>550765806There's only one group of people complaining about Evil Nature and those are big fat oinker NIGE's
>>550765917"Keep yourself safe"? Thanks, buddy. You too.
>>550765401Not my fault, the game says they have great compatibility>>550765414He already retired from stud duty>>550765451Didn't he try to sue the developers of WP and lost? I heard that somewhere
>>550761610Choco sexoIgnore picrel
so many kitalets are about to find out KSB wasn't holding them back
post something cute
So I got a question.If I don't care about getting two stars, is it better to just do one pulls instead of ten pulls?
>>550765917Kiss Your Scarlet??
>>550765917bit rude innit bruv?
>>550765917Kiss your sister? I don't consent to that.
>>550766054Yes he did. iirc according to the court, horse name is not a trademark, so he can't really sue someone for using Deep Impact and King Kamehameha in their game>but what about cygaysTrying to curry favor and maintain hors owners good grace
>>550766085
>>550766075so many kita havers are gonna feel true despair now that every player has kita
>>550765970You have no faith in your team so you include umas that actively go against the spirit of the game so your awfully built umas have a chance to win. Evil Nature takes no skill. I am f2p and not some deceitful American.
>>550766054>Didn't he try to sue the developers of WPNo idea. I just know Apapane is one of several big horses that he owns the rights to, along with Deep Impact and King Kamehameha.
Why is everyone so damn horny towards the umas now
>>550766401You mean the umamusume, right? Right??
>>550766401Because they keep busting it down sexual style (are they goated with the sauce?)
>Grass Wonder>639 skill points left>already have Swinging Maestro, No Stopping Me! and On Your Left!Which ones would you recommend?
>>550766085>>550765791
>>550766075>>550766337now kiss
>>550766114only if there's my cock in between them
>>550766401Always have been
>exterior shot of Tracen>fade in to classroom, where OGURI CAP and TAMAMO CROSS are in uniform>OGURI: [audibly retarded] I'm hungry...>laugh track>TAMA: [kansai dialect, localized as thick boston accent] How can ya be hungry? We had lunch five minutes ago!>SUPER CREEK walks in. Studio audience cheers at the sight of her massive fucking milkers.>CREEK: Did someone say hungry? I happen to carry around snacks, but only for good little goo-goo babies!>TAMA: No way! Oguri, let's get away from this creep->Camera pans to Oguri, who is sitting next to a pile of wrappers from Creek's apple sauce and baby food, with a visibly distended belly.>TAMA: *turns to camera* Well, whaddaya gonna do? *shrugs*>audience howls with laughter>seinfeld bass twang plays>fade out
>>550765791I could settle for her
>headbutts you
>>550766085I can believe she has one of the biggest breast sizes hidden underneath her track jacket
>>550765574The Irishmen are gonna start sending in their agents once Fine Motion's banner draws near
>>550766560trvthnvke
>>550766554
>>550766503General is dying, annoying weirdo regulars are taking over, they have silly fixations
>>550766401>suddenly
>>550766609>>550763506You think so?
>>550766524Fall Runner, for Akiten
>>550766269makes sense>>550766357>Deep Impact and King Kamehameha.I just want Kurofune and Sodashi in uma
I'll have the kids meal
>>550766742All of them, raw.
>>550766742T.T
Umas are professional athletes, not romantic interests, stop sexualizing and lusting over them. No they will not rape you, no they will not buy you, no you will not marry to them.Trainer to trainee relationships are strictly professional and its in poor form to go beyond these limits
Mant isn't even here yet. Why is the game already dying?
>>550766401Still thinking about bro's succulent umanko...
I regret fucking Helios
*tap the sign*
>>550766401Are impotent or what?
>>550766948People that didn't MLB KB yesterday silently quit
>>550766948Unity is dogshitroll rates are trashkitalets are necking themselvesCM losers are necking themselves
>>550766710>Ines Fujin>Size 88>rank 24>largest size 91
Kitasan is awesome! I love having my borrow slot open! I'm doing better than I ever have before, even at LB3! I think a lot of people, in the time that they've had Kitasan, have forgotten what it was like to truly lowroll, especially as a beginner.
>>550766691Go back to twitter bro
>>550766343>Goes against Spirit of the gameThen why does Nice Nature come with all debuff skills?
>>550766269>Trying to curry favor and maintain hors owners good graceI'm sure at this point Cygames has enough good will to put those horses in anyways
>>550766948dying?
>>550766710She's big but not huge.
>>550767121Made for hugs and fugs
AIIIIE REDDIT IS DOWN
>>550766947Nice try Riko but no one will believe your lies
>9 days to CM registrationAre you prepared?
>>550765447Luna = cute(wife)Ace = cute(boy)
>>550767356>transcend is depicted as a titcow, yet has smaller tits than ranmou and ryan who are both depicted usually as having modest tits
>>550766947Liar, if that's the case then why would Benis raped me in erauma
>>550766994Ojiisan...
How do we fix the bad RNG bull shit
>>550766401>now out of 10>>550766963my bro...
>>550767627bring Tazuna, she's like Xanax for these retarded umas
>>550767536>ramonu and ryan>modest titsNo idea what fan art you've been looking at, cuz that's not how I remember both of them.
>>550767627bwo, your luck reps?
which accel skills are good for Scorpio? Are shooting/red shift back?
greeting /uma/. I am here to tell you that only trust mares. stallions can and will throw you if you're not careful
>>550767570doesn't count, she's French
how do i get an adult woman gf
>>550766661
>>550767121>largest size 91?Huh?
Tosen feels like she fits that one nature copypasta more
>>550767730wei
>>550767636I wish she would release next year...
>>550767536ramonu is huge bwo
>>550767882largest size means fucking nothing when you're also gigantic in height, it makes the tits look small in comparison
>>550766085>character traits: wagie
>>550767823Maruzensky is old enough to have known Tazuna when she was a child
>>550766947>Trainer to trainee relationships are strictly professionalbro they end up married most of the times
>>550767882Yeah, that's my mistake. I don't know why I typed 91
LB1 Vodka/Pasa usable?
>>550767946I want her to call me Tore-chan, NOW!
Umas poop 35-50 pounds a day.
>>550767730Me and my bestie
I hate itgonna drop my crystal just for the 1% race bonus
>>550767823I don't like this image. I feel like I'm being preyed upon and they're deciding who goes first
>>550767935WEIIII
>>550763130I think they do add a way to get them later, but don't know the details
>>550768235SAME
Race Bonus is overrated just play better
I got 50 carats in TT just now. This is bait.Cygames wants me to pull so then I get ragebaited and use my credit card to MLB Kita.No pulling until tomorrow.This is bait.
>>550768067
>>550768235I need the 4chan version.
>>550768587>550768618i dont
>>550768618
BROS check your presents
>>550761752I hope Teioposter is okay
It's about time I raped (You).
>>550766947>>550768065>married uh, about that...
>>550768823GODPLEASE GIVE ME AN ABUSIVE HOUSEWIFE
>>550768821Oguri wouldn't say this
>>550768498
post you're fave uma and i WILL jerk off to them
>>550768956
>>550768821I never say this
>>550768956mejiro ryan
teio cute
I wanna shitpost with my bro on umachan!
>>550767356Ah, poor Crown-chan... Dia-chan mogs her even in bust it seems...
!!!
>>550768917I love retarded tards like you you probably mean that shit as well just to come crying once your giga beat cuck ass would actually get on realizing it's absolute hell on earth lmao
>>550768821I want to say this, but I won't.
>>550767356>the worthless gold shitters are smaller than tamalooooooool>>550769073baku isnt that enormous
which uma would /uma/ gangbang
>>550768823Now we need one about an abusive trainer
Teio hours?
>>550768268I'm ready
>>550767356"The Zone"
I wonder which made more moneykitasan (uma card) or kitasan (the real human bean horse including prize money and breeding money)
>>550769118Anon... are you speaking from experience?...Gambate
>>550763130They don't rerun events, but they added an item to unlock old event stories and get missions for the welfare cards
>>550769118Man up, it's not that bad.
>>550769271>baku isnt that enormousBut she should be!
>>550769291we really dont you sadistic freakuma are meant to be treat well, not like the trash that(you) are
>>550768823
>>550769278Rice
>>550768774BROS I'm telling you the presents are HOT right now spam those juices you'll get another kita spark
>>550769118Anyon... if youre being real, you need to leave that relationship...
Is this game a drug? If im not playing it, im thinking about it, and if im not thinking about it, random winning lives play in my head.
Should I join Special Week and be racist against the Chestnutters or should I embrace multiculturalism in Umamusume?
You guys are scaring me
>>550769440I don't fully mean physical abuse, just a trainer feeling depressed because he has utterly failed to their uma and can't get her to win a single G1 race even if she's happy about the result
*gives you hydrate*
>>550769118catbox link of your wife beating you up pls
>>550769686as long as you're drug out of bed, its ok
Grass Wonder isn't japane
When does Mayano's fast learner wit check event show up? Is it random?
>>550769291Appeal or not aside, that doesn't work as even Urara is several times stronger than anyone here.>>550769769I wouldn't call that abuse but that kind of emotion is definitely possible.
>>550769301More Teio
>>550769778>look at me I can make puns and feel so smug for using 2% brain power to make said puns Screw you
>gold ship>going on 10 years of breeding, produced zero descendants of note>stud fee keeps going upI can't claim to know much about horse breeding but ???????
>>550769782
>>550769782Win Carnelian, I told you to stop murdering innocent anons just because they badmouthed your grandpa.
>>550769718dober drives me mad with lust. her design is kinda plain but combined with her personality she's my most wanted uma.
>>550769952screw me? sorry, i was really trying to hammer the pun home last time
>>550769772*gives you 2 levels of hydrate*
I have never ever seen Gold City Festival proc her ult as a pace chaser in my lobbies what the fuck.
>>550769996not only that but they keep breaking their legs
>>550767356damn Duramente is huge, didn't realize til now
gold shitty lol
>>550769996>lowest during 2023-2024>suddenly tripled in 2025wtf what happened
>>550769996race horse owner aren't exactly known for being smart, only for being rich, which brings a special kind of retardation.
>TT can drop 777 caratsBULLSHIT
>>550769718Fine, Dober. I'll take you to that Pretty Cure movie you wanted to see so bad.
>>550770167except Silver Sonic, he's just retarded but sturdy
>>550769996>zero descendants of noteMeisho Tabaru is active right now and is notable.
>>550769996Meisho Tabaru will win the Arima Kinen and make Golshi proud. Trust the plan
>>550769996Ulala would have given the GOAT parent if she was able to breed
>>550770119it activates pretty frequently for me, what's your team?
>>550770209global
>>550770256Hidaka's white hors will once again grace the Arima. Trust the plan
>>550769916Its abuse if torena is so depressed he ruins the mood>What's the point of you placing if you didn't come first?>I cannot be an useful trainer if you can't even win a single G1 race>Stop losing so much and win already, before I lose my job...
>>550770001Fake news
>>550769710Never ask special chud the color of her girlfriend
>>550769504I won't let /uma/
>run feels like it's going pretty well>senior october>kitasan reminds me that she hasn't even started her chain
>>550769358you can check, both the prize money and breeding money is publicly available (for breeding you need to check the stud fee for that year and multiple with the amount of foals born)
>>550770001I'd like her to deck my halls in Kentucky if you know what I mean
>>550768823I enjoy reading this every time is posted
>>550770390That reminds me that the game said that getting your Uma to win a graded race in your first year as a trainer means you're remarkable. I feel bad for that first year Uma.
>>550769824Completely random, enjoy farming
>>550767356>Cheval Grand is in the 2nd rowWHY DOES ART KEEP PORTRAYING HER AS A FLATTIE
>>550770490She's orange not chestnut doesn't count
is it ever worth taking non gold debuff skills?i can take murmur on my taiki, will that screw over suzukas?
>3/5 double circles>1 win 1 loss and 3 drawsAnother promising run instantly scrapped
>>550767448No. Are there any guides on what's needed? I just came back to the game and I'm fuckin clueless.
orange
>>550769118anon, bakushin twice if you are in danger
>>550770303I'm running a late surger and two pace chaser to help with the condition. In a room full of front runners which happens to be the norm right now, there were times she's denied of SFV and I never see her activate ult. What does your City look like?
>>550769996His AEI and Earnings are going up + Tabaru winning Takarazuka
>>550770616Its okay, the trainer will lose his license and the uma will work at Umacdonalds
>>550770728
>>550769769you mean Ruby's trainer?
I hate some of my club members so much. My day is instantly ruined when I see them post in the chat.
>10 days cm gap>you need 2 front runnersjust eos this awful ass game alreadyim tired
>>550767356i thought inari was a titcow when in reality shes as flat as kitasan
gn
>>550771096I want to crunch on Chiyono's carrot.
what does leveling my uma's sig skill do?what's the difference between a lvl 3 and a lvl 4 skill?
>>550771161gud nit
>>550771153She's tiny though so her boobs look a lot bigger.
cmroomGODSwhat is the meta team right now
>>550771131But you guys told me Fronts were dead
>>550771113Mambro...
>>550771161gn bwo
>>550770910
>>550771153b-but Kitasan has nice tits though...
>>550770659tomboys are hotter when they're flat tbdesu
>>550771153>anon doesn't understand how boobs measurements work
>>550764454Of course, I shall take her in holy matrimony
>>550770084
>>550771161oyasumi
>>550770948I'm running her with an oonige Suzu and a front Maru, I think her ult activates pretty often off of other front runers or off of suzu if there's more than one since they get gassed and die, 90% of the time her ult goes off she just wins
>>550771131Just reuse one of your virgo frontsYou only need them to propel SMaru to the end
>>550770209Global release
>>550769996Gold Ship died. He secretly got replaced by Gold Sheep.
>>550771161Good night
>>550767356How does Vodka cope with being flatter than literal child Teio
>>550771519>SMaru>not OG Maru
>>550771509Nyooo, El's infected by the cancer rabbit...
>>550767356Perfect
>>550770571I'd like to penis the halls of her vagina with three fillies if you know what I mean.
is the wit neicha card good? over fine motion as the borrow card for unity?or is this another umagaslight?
>>550771494Is that a lucky groundwork hint or was it intended?
please stop posting dober, I want to save and buy her with the anni ticket so I have enough carats for other umas and you're not making this decision any easier for me
>>550771673That's what the flask is for.
>>550771424>>550771369
>>550771753I'm pretty sure I've saved this image already but I'm going to save it again because it's that good
>>550771828
>>550771107Probably something less pathetic and more hateful. Depressed guys tend to lash out and then apologize because they don't know how to cope at all
>>550769718most rape-coded uma
>>550771852Chevacci...
>>550771919FUCK you
>>550771828>easily influenced by Dober postsDober would not be impressed.
They should put cingray npc umas in the game. Doesn't matter if they'll never be playable. It's not like fake uma don't already exist.
i'm FUARKING bankrupt after kitasani gues i'm FORCED to save for the mega banner instead because i'm not getting shit from "cygenerous"
>>550771814Intended, I'm running her with GW sparks
>>550771107W-what happens in her story that there's multiple depictions of something like ths.
>>550772173>he had to pull to pity
>>550772214she's meant to be a loser uma like king halo only the one who takes on the psychological damage is trainer-kun instead
>>550772214if I remember well he keeps thinking that Ruby deserves a better trainer
>>550771885stop posting this artistwhere is my translationstop posting cute dob
>>550772173>Has been dickrolling ever since>Could've been at 90k carats going into this>Forced to pay the meta tax>"uhhh cygenerous? Gomenasorry but I'm at 0... muh carats? muh gibs?"lmao
>>550772214
>>550772330>>550772324So another case of prestigious uma and the trainer who think he's unworthy?
Did the horse enjoy it? Asking for a friend.
>>550772374>where is my translationhttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6674876
>>550771828>>550772374I'd post a translation of it if I could, but there is none.
>>550772536nyooo not like that, i need it typeset and all so I can save it for later repostan!>>550772560well tell the schmuck that translate all this stuff to get his ass going
Using food delivery services at night for once. Hope I don't, like, get molested or shanked because that would be totes scary, said Tosen Jordan
you guys are manwhores that fall for every new uma
>>550772781>a trainer and his uma get married>child is a triple crownRiko in shambles
I command to you /uma/ to find a woman who loves you enough to cosplay as your favorite uma musume, then you will find boundless joy
>>550772813I don't care much for Jordan, so wrong. HOWEVER, what I fall for is fan content on umas I don't like.
>>550772781sexooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>550772905Muri desu.
>>550770898My aniki is flat. FLAT
>>550772905already have one. its very nice
>>550772617I have a few others instead if you'd like those.
>>550772898Who is CB's child?
>>550772813I am not immune or even resistance to moe psyops by billion dollar gambling apps
>>550772813I always like my boyuma (girl) tho.
>>550772905I'm going to need some detailed instructions on how to achieve that, boss.
>>550773201be yourself
>>550773124coward if you dont
>>550772813I have a wife who I am faithful to and several adopted daughters
>>550773296That hasn't worked for me so far...
>>550773201Unironically have friends and hang out with them, also don't have too many standards in every little thing. Some women are just out of your league, eventually you will find someone that fancies you
>>550769778>>550770086
>>550773201You have to go outside and gamble by talking to random women with relatively low body counts.The /bag/gots' strategy is unironically to become teachers.
>>550773297cum on man, you dont need to go and do that. lets just cum together and enjoy the puns
>>550773428
>>550773420>>550773473This doesn't sound worth the effort. Thanks anyway.
>>550773473>become teacherseveryfuckingtime
>>550773629damn that ring really shines
>>550773420>Unironically have friendsHow do you do this one? I have 0 IRL connections btw
>>550773473>talking to random womenmiserable experience >becoming a teacherEXTREMELY miserable experience
having a ring on your left finger is a joy that i think every anon should have. its truly great
>>550773428>>550773629>has a problem with males>none being around you thothe perfect wife
Rather new player here. I need to farm about 4k carats to spark the KSB banner. is there an excel sheet with all the G1-3 races?
>>550773473>The /bag/gots' strategy is unironically to become teachers.
>>550773882Depends on what the word friend means to you, the advice varies on your mindset
>>550773882TRUE friends are rare, all the more so these days. If all you want is buddies that's kinda easy, a proper friend tho...
ikuno.........................dictus
>>550773950couldnt you just check your trophy room and then set up the races on the agenda?
>>550773509BAHAHA another good one glad I made that Fine
>>550773473>/uma/ unironically fucking horses>/bag/ unironically wanting to fuck teens, as far as choosing their profession for itmaybe gacha and the internet were a mistake actually
>>550773473damn they're mixing the pickup artist with the worst of teachers. Dangerous cocktail for some ass
>>550774220>uma is into beastality>bag has literal pedophileshmmmmmmmmmm
>>550774202I could and that's what I am doing but it's a lot of back and forth and shit
is there anything more depressing than wasting time on a run where rainbows show up everywhere but speed
>>550773914But will you stay loyal for the rest of your life?
>>550773950Not a spreadsheet but Gametora has a filterable list.
>>550774220>obvious BS posted for (you)s is official "thread lore" now
>>550774329https://gametora.com/umamusume/racesthis is the main thing people use, i dont know of any specific spreadsheet that you can change on the fly
>>550773473>The /bag/gots' strategy is unironically to become teachers
>>550774220didnt do shit no notes no proof
>>550774424Not only am I quite a loyal person, but I'm also a huge creature of habit, resulting in me sticking with what I know and am used to.
>>550773345ESL is cute when it's girls doing it
>>550774436>>550774487Thanks. I guess I'll make a notepad with the races I am missing and crosscheck with gametora
>>550773473...you know, picking up my niece from her school one time, I did notice there were more male teachers around. I thought that was just a sign of the times, but...
>>550769686Are tou having fun? That's probably why. And fuck Oguri
>>550774450even if fake people wanting to download it or saying they've considered doing the same is already kinda bad in its own right
>>550774696No. No, it really isn't.
>no one posting almond eyes or hikibono lewdsman FUCK yall niggas
>>550773669>Has spent countless hours rerolling for cards or trying to get the perfect video game unit>Won't even try to get a woman that looks like or is willing to dress up as Manhattan CafeGrim>>550773890Yeah I had to walk into random people's houses as a job and I was introduced to some heinous shit from obese women hitting on me while I was working (I am NOT black) to literal pest filled dens inhabited by illegals.The pay was good -only after I wizened up and did stuff such as demand payment up front, they don't teach you that in highschool - but it's so fucking demoralizing.And no, I didn't find cute autistic/shy women with no tattoos and low body counts.umamusume>>550774220>mare pussy is living rent free in his headretard
>>550772296Grass Wonder makes me want to pull
>>550774921>brown beggar asking for scraps againkys
how useful is thunderbolt step on end closers
>>550769996>both are Grand Prix horses and the only ones to win takarazuka kinen consecutively>both gray horses>2 of the 3 only gray horses who were able to win the Arima kinen>share the same birthday funny enoughWhy don’t they try to breed Golshi and Chrono irl and make the ultimate gray Grand Prix hors? Too much inbreeding in the tree or something?
>>550773201Just go outside bwo. Unless you're actually fucking repulsively stinky or something normies will naturally come to you.
>>550774949you can bot rerolls while gooning
>>550774949you forgot your chiyo image, cucksterdidnt ask either yet you keep yapping on faggot
>>550774949>thinks that I'd want to see an irl Manhattan CafeGrim
>>550774921https://files.catbox.moe/0do80p.png
>>550774696bwo get out of my PC, I just watched this scene
Oh manThis girl is retarded retarded
Afterall... why SHOULDN'T I watch it?
>>550774949>And no, I didn't find cute autistic/shy women with no tattoos and low body counts.unlucky, mine is. gotta enact my moral degeneration fetish in real time by teaching her to masturbate. now she eats my cum and begs for more
https://jiggie.fun/beachyhttps://jiggie.fun/beachyhttps://jiggie.fun/beachy
/uma/, please help a retard out. 920 skill points remaining.redshift - 140certain victory - 130curvature - 306it's on - 323nsm - 285homestretch haste - 110med straight - 80uma stan - 160
>>550775360She's a dropout. Of course she's stupid.
is Unruffled really that BAD? I want to use the Urara card
>>550775360Yeah but she has a cute butt so it is easy to forgive
>>550775432>and begs for moreAnon nyoo... don't make us jealous of your potentially made up bullshit...
>>550775481nsmhomestretch hastecurvaturemed straight
>>550775360Isn't it great?
>>550775481red shift, it's on, HH, uma stan
>>550775360She's just like me...
>>550775535Yes it's like the top of cope gold recoveries. Just don't take the skill
Rudolf.....
>>550775619
>>550775627stop ruining gold city's perfect hair you slut
>>550775593i traded my roll luck to shiraoki for it though...
>>550775481certain victory
>>550774212wtf someone actually saved this one
>>550775481Straightaway spurt
>>550775043>Too much inbreeding in the tree or something?you can check by creating fictional pedigrees on jbis>Why don’t theyContrary to what you see in this thread when people talk about horse breeding, there is an actual "science" and logic to it, search for what "nicks" mean in horse breeding if you don't believe me
I want to make Jordan a late surger but I keep getting all the best pacer hints. Really screws up setting runs up b/c I have no clue what parents to aim for and Ryan + Taiki would be horrific affinity.
>>550771107I want to thrust between Ruby's thighs while apologizing for being a bad trainer..
>>550775778Pretty good trade, if you ask me.
Post Lewdolf
>>550775870Why is that a surprise It was very funny to me
>>550775897>you can check by creating fictional pedigrees on jbisAwesome, thanks anon! Didn’t know where to find this tool but it’s neat
>>550775897Oooo so that's what the fictional predigree does. That's neat, I'll have to screw around with it sometime.
>>550776192>on jbisAnon...
>>550776171
>>550775619I love her
>>550776106because it got no (You)s when I first posted it weeks ago then never saw it again
hons
RICE LOVE
>>550776171S-sekai s-saikyou wa?
>>550776437
>>550776292
>>550776171pasa is so hot, why did they have to give her a meme personality?
>people dislike this horse
>>550776192no problem>>550776248I once spent an entire day making up pedigrees that I later recreated in Winning PostIt was pretty fun to do
>>550776171me under her btw
>>550776595
>>550776291Well I found it very funny so here is your much belated personalized (You) bachi guu yo!
>Servers shitting itself due to chink rerolling farmI dont like this
>bring SSR card>it fires through all its events>denies you the gold skill at the end
>>550776554look at that cute fella
>>550776595I don't know this horse.
Me? i'm running Pace OGMaru with Taiki inherit.
Might be a dumb question, but does choosing the team name that Rice picks out block her off from finishing her quest chain? I've gotten to 2/3 4 times in a row now, but I can't find anything saying that it should do that.
>>550776171>xrayWhy do japs like this shit?
>>550776506Bend overhttps://files.catbox.moe/j5azkn.png
>make guts the most useless stat>also decide to make guts training drain the most energyThese devs are something else.
>>550761610What in the fuck my 1st time reaching 600k on TT.F2Pbros, the competition will get extremely tough soon now everyone has MLB Kitasan
>>550772905>>550773473>>5507749493DPDfaggot. Kill yourself.
>>550776897nice
>>550776880because it's hot next stupid question
nobody's using hag bikini anymore..
whats your favourite original design of the Umas?
>>550776595I really like her racewear, but not yet sold on her personality
>>550776875No. Libra is already over bro, what are you still picking cooldown for?
>>550777053she gives me early Arknights/Texas vibes
>>550777053It's a crime what they did to her
>>550777104Blue Bloom is a better name than Carrot.
new horsey plushies
>>550776968>getting to see the dick is hotWow, you really showed me
>>550777053also: I really prefer her yandere design, but I'm still happy with what we got
>>550777053TM OperaI like the side cape more than the back cape.
>grass hits NSM>she now moves sideways faster>instantly fucks off to the side why does this happen
>>550777219
>Get Medium and Pace S in first Inspiration>Lock in>3 Speed cards that only train together and handful of times>Spirit Bombs camping on Guts >All circles and double circles in second Unity Race, draw>Lose Final Unity race due to lack of Spirit Bombs>Only 2 rainbows trainings in both summers combined>Fine Motion never procs Speed Star>Lose 4 racesThanks Cygames
>>550777264no seeing my cum shoot into her womb and impregnate her is hot
>>550775897I don't know much about horse breeding, but I know most of them are inbred to some degree. What percentage of inbreeding is considered too much for the to generally not pair two horses together?
>>550777053i love these danganronpa ass designs
>>550777312I WANNA GO SEE THE BIG TURFY!!!
>>550777286that's not yandere
>>550777053
>>550777053>cute outfit>not too gyaru just modern city girl>delicious thick thighsJordan was perfect before.
>These Americans are truly barbaric, turning me racist - Oguri after fighting a BLACK
>>550777131Is there more art of Umas in this artstyle?
>>550777053Ass Wonder
>>550777620yes
>>550777524How the fuck is that not an instant disqualification?
>>550777421>heels that highi dont think ryan could walk in those let alone race
>>550777524On a VERY related note: The French
>>550777465AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE TOO CUTE
HOEEEEEEEEEEEH ARIGATOUUUUUU
>>550777053i like how it matches oguri's outfit
>>550777921why is tama an SS officer...
>>550777757How do they do it? How are the French consistently the worst people in anything, ever?
KINO
>>550777967>he doesn't know
>>550777053this one for me
>>550763019>>550767046I really like thesegood for cosplay reference
>>550777967why do you think she's called the WHITE Lightning?
>Daiwa fags would fuck this
>>550778112why did gold shitty get SLUTTIER
>>550777053ENTER
>>550778034MY FUARKING HERO
>>550777668ok
>>550777286>yandere design?
Your bipolar tyrant, gentleman
>>550778227more like CHEAP impact
>>550770898I'm sexually attracted to Pokke
>>550778352>>550777470>they don't know about proto-cafe
>0 golshis winning on my roomsHoly shit, did the game stop being a golshi game?
I want a USA career just for the gag of dragging Ass Blunder back home by force
>>550777727In the context of the movie(Seabiscuit), that race was just some random race in the backwoods of American during the Great Depression so it wasn't like it was an official race with rules or anything
>>550761610I was surprised. The Cystore is now available in English. Hopefully in the future they start to have deals on it that are better than Steam. They do have top-up.
Just so you guys know I'm allowed to use Nice Nature as a debuffer because I like her and it's not soulless and you're not allowed to get mad, understand?
God those designs are horrible. I'm so glad we have what we have now.
>>550778471They don't know how Cafe got breast reduction surgery
>>550778181This is just what hentai looked like back in the day
>>550778583i personally like the timeline wherein uma was an obscure japanese psvita game
Peak...
>>550777131she looks like she'd fit in granblue fantasy
>>550778583A lot of them aren't the designs themselves but that the different art styles clash compared to now when the series has a mostly standardized one.
>>550778583people like to be contrarians, nothing new
>>550778583Yeah. Some are pretty nice but people really over hype the beta designs
>>550777524when does he activate his Spidey powers
>>550763670Ahaha~
>>550778601I have no idea how to feel about this information.
My NPC Princess...
What are we drinking tonight? I will start with some light beers
>>550778876
>>550767853I really like this one it's classic.
>>550778890fresca
post friday horses
>>550778508>not a mile race so she can't use furious feat>spurt is basically useless because it activates in a bad spot>red shift also activates in a funky spotthere are zero reliable accel skills she can use so she's not going to be any good. end closers in general are bad for the Scorpio track because they have limited options for accel and this time around their options don't work because of activation timing. lates are way better this time because they can get reliable accels like On Your Left.
what the fuck what are you doing here
>>550778826What did the trainer meana by this suggestion?
>>550778886Cafe was supposed to be Spe's size
>>550778967posted them 1-2 threads ago
>>550772813I only like Gold City and she knows that
>try the 650/1200 URA scenario run classic>lose URA semifinalswhat the fuck
>>550779025
>>550778967
>>550778601>>550778886>>550779063I for one enjoy her being flat, it's a nice contrast with my big tiddy concubine
>>550778989>reliable
>its another I only have 3 ssr's and two of them dont complete their events episode
>>550777368From what I gathered most experts agree that a COI under 5% is what you want, a COI of 10% or higher is "high risk" but many race horses have it in the 10%-15% rangeCOI stands for Coefficient of inbreedinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coefficient_of_inbreeding
didn't know Pokke was that popular but this artist book got top 9 in doujinshi pre-orders for the comiket 107https://x.com/mkmk_arcadia/status/2002147791997723047
>>550778653cute that like a year later she's being all trustable senpai towards Opera
Now ain't that the truth
God rewards the righteous, real heroes with a pure heart get positive karma
what event is that scene where Ace beats Rudolf at the Japan cup from
160 carats left to grind for the final 20 pulls on the KSB banner. I need to pull her just once to get her to 3LB with the ticket, shard and pity.... 0 pulls so far. Guess this is karma for getting bakushin mlb from 200 pulls when I started playing huh
>>550778601>>550779063She would have been one of my favorites, easily if she had big breasts. I still like her though but yeah... what a thought that it could have been.
>>550779404>he blew his triple rainbow luck in junior year
>>550779474Meant 1600*
>>550777668>>550778227where?
>>550779638at my house
>>550779683Bad smell :(
>>550779638at 55077683's house
>>550779760good smell actually
>>550778890I have given up the bottle and taken up Phenibut in its stead
bwos this is a warning, there are only 26 image slots left, proceed with caution
Post sleepy honses>>550779370Actually super based, can't wait for the translation.
(You) don't look at the event effects during your first career playthrough, do you anon? That would be cheating.
post more of these things
>>550779889+1 teio to image limitno contribution
ANONS WE HAVE 70 POSTS TO BURN THROUGH STILLSTOP IMAGE POSTING
>>550778653is that really supposed to be flopera
Who do I need for my gyaru team
>>550780056
happy friday!I love you/spoiler]
-1
>>550780056stfu
>>550780131palmer, helios and espoir for the whole gang
Yeah Rudolf is OP this race
>>550779970>>550779821gold city wouldn't do this
How many carats will I have by the time xoguri comes out?
>>550780395not enough
>>550780364Only with her lover
>>550779474What are some ways to grind out carats after the easy stuff is done?
>>550776171Are we allowed to fuck our trainees now?
>>550777368>>550779369 (me)I did the calculation and the COI of the foal would be about 0.39%, this is very safe in terms of inbreeding
Bros the image limit...
>>550780571what about it, you can last 50 posts without pictures, right?
gold shitty died a virgin...
say something nice to shinko windy
>>550780297Rice's budders
>>550780650Can the thread?
>>550780395Pick a god and pray
+1
it's over, you fools, it's all over
>>550780792I fucked this
AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPANIC
When is Hoe guri banner
>>550780794theres anime girls in that game?
Be a good anon and wait until bump limit :)
>>550780820If I fuck you, does that mean I fucked that through the transitive property?
does maverick work on runaway?
Ill bakeim announcing now so we DONT double bake, ill make it at 750
>>550780794That white haired girl is cute. Did you marry her?
now give me my deserved (You)'s (I made 2 posts)
>>550780861You can marry them and create a dynasty of owners, trainers, stable hands and jockeys
>>550780978yes but I wont let you too bad nerd
>>550780993remember to make it 1914 if anon isn't lying >>550761769
Tell me who your oshi is RIGHT NOW
>>550781034"Let"?
>>550780794
>>550781059it was my mistake. we're on 1912 right now, 1913 will be the next thread :)
>>550780993fuck you I'm baking
>>550781124Equinox
>>550781241fuck YOU im baking
i stole the image slot
>>550781124christmas oguri cap
>>550781291FUCK YOU
howstop spamming images retards
BAAAAAAAAAKER
>>550781370opera o sticker rape off, in the next thread, i dare you
>>550781294not very nice of you
>>550781291>>550781370stop fucking each other
STOP DELETING PICS TO TAKE THE LAST SPOT THAT'S CHEATINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>550781380I can't, I'm retarded
who's gonna be the first to post their thread
>>550781565Me.
>>550781627>>550781627>>550781627>>550781627>>550781627
my child will make a ryan thread
GOODBYE THREAD
>>550780742Go back to /feg/ Frederick
>>550781634yikesmoral of the story: never wait
>>550781124
>>550781124you
>>550781124My oshi changes based on the ongoing CM
Seems pretty damn strong if I borrow a pink 9* medium parent, or?
