Be generous, kind, and grateful editionPrevious Realm: >>550887119December Roadmap:https://x.com/WhereWindsMeet_/status/1997001761807388991 (embed)Where Winds Meet is an epic Wuxia open-world action-adventure RPG set in ancient China at the tenth century. Players will assume the role of a young sword master as they embark on a journey to uncover the mysteries of their own identity. Let the wind carry your legend on an epic journey to the East!Download Now:PS Store: https://playstation.com/games/where-winds-meet/Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3564740/Where_Winds_Meet/Official PC Launcher: https://wherewindsmeetgame.com/news/official/GlobalLaunch/InstallGuide.htmlWebsite: https://www.wherewindsmeetgame.com/Maps:Chinese: https://map.17173.com/yysls/maps/qingheEnglish (global): https://mapgenie.io/where-winds-meet/maps/worldNeed help figuring out dailies and weeklies?WWM Helper: https://besaids.github.io/WWM-Helper/home/vg/ Guilds:>Name: Sage>ID: 10001992>Region: NA82/100>Name: HeavenlyClover>ID: 10036681>Region: NA98/100>Name: NoFunAllowed>ID: 10149590>Region: EU85/95Search by ID and then send a message to the guild leaders saying you're from /vg/.4chan Group Chat:Social > Friend > Group Chat > Enter the Code 100008774Codes:Settings > Other > Exchange CodeWWM251115WWMDEVTALKYYSLSTIBtf33hxjmjc
>>550936682rate my fit
>>550938378Nice puke-theme sis
>accidentally pick up a human vendetta>it's a 0.5 goose newcutie with the deceiver set>emotes on him a little and he emotes back>start and onecombo himsorry lil bro that's just how it is in the jianghu
>>550938378wario/10
we should do more /fa/ posting instead of avatarfagging
>>550936272>>550938378Is your father perhaps Yuan Shao?
are the people in the thread guilds your average meme spewing unfunny poltard autists you see in every other game with 4channers?
>>550938583It's the same thing. We'll just get an avatarfag putting on five random combinations as an excuse to post their face
You can't fix her.
>>550938648just blur the face then
I love to edge
>>550938649she can fix me
sex with aunty when
>>550938627Not on my guild thankfully
I want to make her a single mom.
>>550938583
>>550938840She's already a single mom (you're the kid)
>>550938906I would let her castrate me
Continue the Li bloodline.
>>550938840Zamn
>>550938627>he's brownmy condolences but no need to tell us
>>550938739I'm convinced Uncle Jiang must be gay.
>>550939137He's not, that's precisely why he got kicked out of Well of Heaven
>>550939178Counterpoint : Chu Qingquan is straight (or bi)
I wish I could get the dark spectacles from the jew set on female characters. Why is it male only?
>>550938840NPC mods are safe but not character onesbeware guys
>>550939178nah he got kicked out for being framed for killing his dadyou can't tell me that relationship with chen zixi isn't fujobait especially with them cutting off the aunt han romance route potential
>>550938739Been there done that
>>550939318>>550939468who is he
>>550939504Aunt Han's lover, they once had sex so intense they wrecked Quinhe's bell tower
>top 10>han>jiang>tianying>top 100>killerblade>ember>chu qingquanis this correct?
>>550939504The man who canonically fucked Aunt Han
>>550939318Looks kinda gay tbqh.
>>550939576oh is that why that's place is fucked
>>550939658did you just speedread the game...?
>>550938840To the gamergirl reading this, why don't you look like that?
>>550939718I tried to but my eyes kind of glaze over the word salad and chink names. Especially in the beginning when I thought this was something I would just play for a week and drop
>>550939137>>550939413check aunt han description my nigs
I saved this popularity ranking some days ago but forgot to post it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88WKtvEtVrA&Big Zhao looks like a fun guy even IRL.
>>550939906sasuga foid game
>>550939906
>>550940093granny turtle!!!!
>>550940093
>Want to show off my flawless impeccable fashion sense>Most of the current male outfits are literally turbo gay or hot dog bog>The only ones i like are undyable The moment they release my favorite CN outfit it is fucking over for you bitches
>>550939906Goosebros our response?
>>550940001He is that one NTRman that I wouldnt mind cucking me with my gf.
>>550939857I don't see anything relevant in there except Aunt Han being doomed to be alone. According to an NPC in the Heaven's Pier people really expected Aunt Han and Uncle Jiang to marry (in other words, they shipped them together), only for their relationship to go nowhere.
>>550940247Thought Tian Ying would be 9.9-10
>>550940001wait did I just spoil myself on big zhaodamn, what's next? ying ying is the ember of east??
>>550939906>>550940093>>550940247Where the FUCK are>Uncle Zhou >the rooftop scholar girl in the shitposting quest >Bamboo Gatherer
>>550940685honestly disgusting
>>550940685I puked a little
why
>>550940685I salivated
>>550940986Skins are their main source of income. They won't let you get free skins for easy.
>>550940685SLUUURP *GULP GULP GULP*i barfed a little cause i was drinking too fast bros
swapping from dps to tank is this the right setup before i start leveling stuff? particularly the inner way setup im unsure of
ACK
what did i miss
>>550941323Fashion Week
>>550941239Personally i would swap out Adaptive Steel for Battle AnthemDunno about future content but right now hardly anything guarantees you have to go full tank stats to survive their attacks
>>550941323non-mythic player mogging the whole wwmg
>>550941597Where's monkman?
>>550941597Didn't he lose to a hc non mythic?
>>550941571would this be better? more dps overall
>>550941709mid right
>>550939051I already killed her. I don't mind sex with corpses, but I don't think the can give birth.
>>550941597>left out HC getting absolutely farmed
>>550941874Art of resistance is your best inner way, at higher breakthrough it extends your humongous 25% HP shield by two whole seconds
>>550941973She's not dead bwo.
>>550941983never happened budhc is the strongest guild
>>550942156Objectively HC > Sage > NFA in terms of strength
How important is the two purple inner ways for strat? I'm converting to strat tomorrow but I can only convert the core gold inner way. The other 2 purple ones are unleveled.
>>550941597t. dorklin
>>550941571battle anthem is more dps than adaptive steel?
>>550942356Wolfchaser is pretty important
>>550942356>I'm converting to strat tomorrowSurely not permanently? You're not this soulless?
>>550942412adaptive is better until you get some breakthroughs on battle anthem
>>550939413He DID kill his father, though.The circumstances are unclear, and it's very possible that his dad was already dead and re-animated using one of those fucked up glowing bugs, but he did kill him.Also, why is any male interaction instantly labeled as "gay" or "fujobait", when so called "straight" behavior we grew up with involved running around the school changing rooms naked and whipping each other with towels? Men can interact with each other with a bit of underlying teasing and subtext, especially when they are close, without it being homo. This is extremely common in real life, because as close friends, it's easy to identify that it is in jest.Who am I kidding, fujos will not understand the subtleties of male friendship and ship them all the way, no matter how dumb it is.
>>550942437Probably not permanently. I still have one free conversion left to switch back to bamboo after that.
>>550938295PROVE IT TO MEYour jade beauty's marital prowess
>>550942138???She got exploded. How is she alive, and where do I find the evidence?Like Wolf Maiden, you can go see her after the fight, locked away in her wolf rape cave. Where is the evidence, other than your wish, that she is still alive?
>>550942412Adaptive Steel scales with Bellstrike attack so i think, yeah. Battle Anthem has way better high tiers
>>550942960Play the game maybe, there's a wandering tale about it.
>>550942747Shipping straight males is dumb but in fictional media there are characters designed to bait fujos by mirroring BL tropes, hence fujobait. Especially when it comes to Chinese wuxia, danmei is very popular.
>>550942747>Also, why is any male interaction instantly labeled as "gay" or "fujobait", when so called "straight" behavior we grew up with involved running around the school changing rooms naked and whipping each other with towels? Men can interact with each other with a bit of underlying teasing and subtext, especially when they are close, without it being homoBecause widespread acceptance of homosexuality has permanently altered male relationship dynamics, and this is compounded by an entire generation of people who confuse platonic love with Eros due to being reared on Jewish media in a multicultural shithole society with all the social interconnectivity issues that come with that. Now, you always have to be wary of sending the wrong signals because you may well be rousing the interest of a homosexual with innocent platonic love, whereas when gays were stuffed in the fucking closet where they belong, this wouldn't happen.I could rant for longer, but I have to go to bed.
>>550941865sure did
>>550941597monkman logs where??
>>550942747>The circumstances are unclear, and it's very possible that his dad was already dead and re-animated using one of those fucked up glowing bugs, but he did kill him.no that's 100% the case, as the veteran dude in the encounter about it noted the general died twice, once from whatever was in the box alongside the zombifying bug. the next from jiang putting him out of his miseryanon the key part of the word fujobait is bait. they don't have to be openly gay but they'll keep things ambiguous so the hordes of chinese fujos can ship to their hearts content
>>550943056>Wandering TaleHonestly such a poorly implemented mechanic. Some of the wandering tales are good stories, but since they do not have any quest markers or anything, they're basically impossible to complete without a guide. The vagueness of some of them is infuriating. Like when something is "west" they might mean anywhere "west" of north and south, and a completely unspecified distance, to find a character that only appears at a specific time of day. I did at least find an encounter relating to her, where I helped a child make a wooden eagle, but at least in that the whole thing was spent looking into Murong's past and motivations, and avoiding telling the child that the reason we have the wooden eagle schematic is because we killed her.
chinks won
>>550942747>whipping each other with towels>not using plastic strapping from packages you helped the teacher unpack for whip battles???
>>550942156>>550942225Uhhhhhh....
>>550943162In reality it's the opposite.>Widespread acceptance of homosexualityFujos love BL for the "forbidden love" factor. Forbidden means it's not accepted. There is no widespread acceptance there.>people who confuse platonic love with ErosAgain, to avoid censorship Chinese fujos had to use euphemism and tone down their language despite the intention being clear. For example they use "sworn brothers" to indicate lovers, and "brothers polishing swords" to indicate sex. So you have this weird situation where you can't really tell if the author intended the scene to be platonic, or fujobait.
>>550940093zhao guangyi is surprisingly low for how anons claimed the chinese loved himonly a couple points above scamming bitch yingyingsurprised murong yuan is that low too
>>550940093>Zhang E that lowWoah, I thought they loved him
>>550938378I try to salvage as much as i could with your colour scheme.
>>550944075>>550944012It's 100% a normie poll judging by the high rankers. Characters like Zhao Guangyi and Zheng E are exclusively popular among yume otakus. Those are the people who draw fanarts and write fanfics and post edits on douyin.
Changing to mouse and keyboard after 250 hours on controller wish me luck
>>550943979>Fujos love BL for the "forbidden love" factor. Forbidden means it's not accepted. There is no widespread acceptance there.OK retard
>>550944134I wasn't a big fan of the original but it's still better than whatever that random ass green spot and generic peasant colors are
>>550944075bosses always gets a massive nerf because its women doing the polls and they are bitter cunts about losing to bosses in recommended modeThe glowie is massively popular seeing as how he has above 90 despite being a boss
>>550943694right near the masterwood hamlet boundary stone is that former inkbound order dude you did a bunch of arrow challenges with.fairly straightforward tale compared to others, he'll start the wandering tale related to murongthere's another one related to her by finding her bro at the bridge to the martial temple, though I'm not sure if she's involved in that if you do it after jinming's campaign I did it before (you can find her at petalfall crossing for this tale for the record)you can actually do both tales before the campaign so they're not quite as definitive about her living as people make out. but we also know she appears in one of the future regions so she's confirmed alive anyway.
>>550943905you the guy in the sumo suit from NFA?
>>550944358...why?
>>550943905Danyue.. lost...
>>550944368China is a bit weird where I think privately acceptance is higher than people think, but in practice the government is quite conservative so functionally the rest of anons post is correct. they cracked down on danmei quite hard over the past couple years
>>550944515The US gang were practicing on NFA (EU) arena to *get better at handling lag*
>>550944495I'm not great with controllers, feels slow as fuck
>>550944646Then I'll reverse the question: why did you stick with a controller for 250 hours, without trying KBM, if you don't like it?
>>550944368Using American study to gauge Chinese opinion is stupid. Get me Chinese research, and one that isn't only concentrated in urban liberal areas. The Chinese government have even cracked down on BL by jailing fanfic writers.
>>550944601OK so they are where America was in the 1990s and we all know how that one went downI accept your concession
>>550944368>totally not politically motivated poll by (((western institute))) says that chinks are ok with LGBT privatelylol
>>550944484No, I'm the hobo from Sage.After I'm done beating them in the ring, I'll take all their jade beauties, too.>>550944630No, that was at the HC guild arena.Everyone eventually left the event at NFA but I wasn't satisfied, so I went and dojo stormed their place.
>>550944075I'm honestly baffled how he gets the redemption angle >angry bitter edgelord butthurt at the world>literally murders his friend in front of us who was trying to snap him out of his insanity>still a grumpy asshole who dips after getting the government to open the granaries
>>550944757I got memed into controller
>>550944856He was siscon, so he gets a pass.
So, you are in the Revelry Hall and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass, what do you do? Remember that he has mastered countless myriad of martial arts and was trained as a legendary assassin since a very young age
>>550944812you got farmed by horn though
>>550944880I know the feel>bro, the game's built around using a controller, you won't have a good time, just use a controler bro, trust me>It's fucking awful and is probably worse than if I started using my mouse and keyboard in different hands and going back to keyboard is far betterNever fucking trust controllerfags and c*nsolefags and c*nsole-adjacents.
>>550944880250 hours is a loooong time to stick with a control scheme you dislike. Just how hard did you get "memed"?
>>550938840What is this type of underwear called?
>>550945037I would offer him a threesome
>>550938840H-how? What kind of sorcery is this?
>>550945115It's not horrible. It is comfier to hold and play casually but I just feel it's too slow to react to certain things and I'm not usually a controller user in the first place
So now that the dust has settled, who's the best /wwmg/ pvper?
>>550945037>what do you do?Nothing, because he's literally me.
>>550945037We're in Revelry Hall; she's not my girlfriend. I'm one of her boyfriends, and only when it's convenient for her and when I pay enough. I know she has a queue of other men she sees. I recognise and acknowledge this guy as someone who should be dead, and whisper his secret to my girl, giving her the one thing every girl in Velvet Shades craves: valuable political information in the form of gossip. As as result, I go up in her boyfriend tier list.
>>550945045Oh yeah? What's this, then?I'll tell you what it is- merely a fraction of my power.I do need to practice against Mo Daos more, however. They're pretty cancer if the player can deflect my sword beams since their shit is just Mo-nkey brained unga bunga unaimed 360 degree superarmor AOE spam if I get close, and healspamming shields if I don't
>>550944759>The Chinese government have even cracked down on BL by jailing fanfic writersAnd as recently as 2000, cops in fucking California of all places were running sting operations to catch fags being fags. What did it all amount to?You truly have no idea just how bad things really are.>>550944808I get it, and you aren't wrong, but pretending Jewish cancer isn't worming its way across shores isnt exactly helping anybody.
>>550945151Why would you do that? He is the worst kind possible of zoomer
>>550945494kekyou're alright hobonigger. don't show up in kaifeng tomorrow
>>550938295I have nothing I want to do currently ingame, my kaifeng exploration is 99% and I can't continue until the fix bugs I reported, pvp I don't want to do.I could do trials but I'm too shit to no hit do them.I guess I'll go play something else, what wuxia game could I try?
>>550938840Krautbro...
>>550945681Jade Empire
MAKE ROPEDART RAT DAMAGE SCALE AS A PERCENTAGE OF WEAPON DAMAGE INSTEAD OF A FLAT DAMAGE SO IT CAN BE USED WITH MORE KUNG FU THAN FUCKING DUBZ SWORDSI WANT MY MO DAO + ROPE DART TECH TO BE BUFFEDAIIIEEEEEEE
>>550944759>Chinese researchgenuine question how would that be any more accurate when the party is so obviously against LGBT shit? Chinese academia is many things but a bastion of objectivity on sensitive issues for the government it is not. It would be like asking for Chinese academic research on TaiwanI personally put China in the same category as SK on the issue, hostile governments and a divided populace but with slow movement towards acceptance >>550945037>revelry hall>gfI'm not a cuck so this hypothetical is impossibleI would salute him for his good taste in prostitutes
>>550945537Why are you shifting to talking about a hypothetical future where China accepts LGBT when the topic is about how BL is popular due to the forbidden love factor? Even in the most liberal places in the world fujos still choose to consume BL (usually historical BL) with settings that disavow homosexual relationships.
>Arguing against a /pol/tard
>>550944856Yes, but, consider: he's hot.
>>550945936people are taking the young master larp too far being scammed irl
I have an idea-Why don't we stop talking about what some smelly rotten fucking fujocunts (on twitter, probably) are doing? I don't give a fuck what they think. Nor am I interested in a conversation about BL homo fagshit.We should consider talking about yuri instead.
>>550944515iirc danyue was playing something different than usual
>>550946156>yuritardI bet you play with deflect assist on
>>550946339I'm on legendary.I can't wait for the anime for this as well as Omae Gotoki.
The local monk guy will like this
>>5509448125 weeks in bro still tryna be phosphor
>>550946713Ze-ze me kuai!
>>550941597can someone explain why are they always greyed out in every image?
>>550946713What the fuck? That's so cool. Is that the gauntlets?
>>550946713What am I looking at? How is he breaking his stance with dodging?
>>550946784should be "hao kuai"namo amitabha
>>550946851They losted
How long before we get fist weap?
>>5509473271 more year
>>550946992How the turntables. The hunters have become the huntered.
Kek
>>550946713>That will be $499 saar
>>550946851People think beating them is some kind of flex
>>550945494Now this is the weebshit pvp we need
>>550946881>>550946889Ghostly step combined with evasive charge (most likely maxed)Also fist.
>>550946713K-KINO!
>do some bosses on hard>more fun than legendbros...
>>550947836Upgraded steps lets you do qi damage on dodge?
>>550946156Sure, It is cannon that the Ember of the East fucked granny Turtle. Bet you didn't know about that
>>550948086Bro that player probably got some hits and deflects in between. There's this thing called "magic of video editing".
>HIS SIN WILL UNDO DECADES OF CULTURAL DEVELOPMENT
>>550947435What the heck is this
How can people even stand tank path?I'm trying to do Qianye trial and the gameplay is the most dogshit thing I've ever experienced
>>550945347monkGOD
>>550948298>be woman>get forcibly married to some guy who mistreats you>overthrow him via jewish tricks>crossdress because people dont respect women unless if said women is empress dowager>some other guy backed by tang niggers overthrows your>granny with dementia mistakes you for her dead daugther and takes you in>sure>immediaetly begin to plan new jewish tricks to regain power>granny gets hit as collateral damage by your plot because it reawakens her ptsd of losing original yingying>realize that maybe jewish tricks isn't such a good ideaThe moral of the story is that jewish tricks are fine until they fuck over someone you cared about, then it's suddenly not. Aaad thats why noone (besides the guys who wants to fuck her) likes Wuque.
>>550948713Wandering Tale in Masterwood hamlet.
>>550945347Whoever has the lowest ping
>>550946246Damn cant even mess around with using off weapons without ending up in a screen shot lol.I was only using Nameless spear jump heavy basically
>>550949218There are jump attacks in this game?
>>550949338They combo into each other even. I learned that Jump light into jump heavy is a true combo
>>550949402Any other combos, senior?
>>550949031cope
>>550940001>big zhao escorting damsel in distress for 1000 miles, fighting waves of bandits and rapists>damsel wants to reward big zhao with sex>big zhao: "no thanks, m'lady, I did this for chivalry"what a chud
>>550949485Knockdown->Jump heavy is a true combo. So stormspear E guarantees at least 1 aerial heavy.Nameless stun guarantees an aerial light->aerial heavy which if you timed it right, will knock downprobably dont ever do jump attacks though theyre a meme
>>550949741It's true >>550945494
>>550945037I start spinning my rope. He looks at me like wtf is happening. I pull out ten rats and do this weird wrist-twist thing and rats start jumping out of the floor. He's seen this bamboo shit before so he uses Ryu's whirlwind kick, but he gets hit with TINK TINK TINK TINK because I know his timings. I don't kill him, I just stunlock him there under the guise of learning his moves. Also while he's unable to play, I slap his (dead) girlfriend's ass back
>>550948990Cute black panties
>>550949787>stormspear E guarantees at least 1 aerial heavyI don't think the knockdown is long enough for that
>>550950152i refuse to believe people get hit by it that often for it to not be true but ill lab to see if it is
Goodbye HC...
RELEASE ME
>>550950259SAAAR DO NOT REDEEM IT
>>550945347Xiaoxian (0ping)
>Mistveil Prison divinecraft dungeon I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE HORROR
>>550950364invite your partner/friends to your world to help searchyou have some right?
is changing the hotkey the only way to force all mystic art to show up for KBM? I want to keep using alt 1~4 but not being to see cd of everything really sucks
you brat , did you bounty me while i was asleep. Get hecced im always watching over the guild arena in my sleep. You're getting corrected by a crackhead when you wake!
>>550950681Best dungeon so far.
>>550950681Nothing actually happens. It's a very safe place. Don't be scared. There's, like, one Zombie you actually fight. And spikes of course.
>>550941597>money>strength>womenHe has it all.
>>550952148What the fuck how?
>>550952148Yeah but the outfit looks shit and he hasn't even nohit Void King?
>>550950681The most fun I ever had in a Mohist Murderbox.
>>550951329>>550951642>>550952469It's done. I looped like 6 times but finally found the exit. I fucking hate the jumpscares.
>>550941597>grimford in the screencap 3 times>realize that every time i go to a pvp meetup i will only contribute to another winstreak screenshot>i'm just making my guild look worse by attending
>>550952537it's not that serious anon, it's all for funjust b yourself
>>550952537Just don't go to the NFA meetups if you're not EU.
>>550944368>surveyed segment of Chinese populationWhich one, Rabbi?Let me guess, it was a survey on wattpad and ao3 members...
>>550952148>one hag concubine >one loli concubine nice to see a varietyCHAD
bros, sword morph doesn't have the extra attacks on the charge for me in trial abyssthis guy is using it that i've seenwhat the fuck is happening? i changed sets back and forth, i definitely have it on
>>550952635Is HC still mad about losing in a for fun meetup?
>>550952537Don't worry about it. It's all just banter between guilds. Ultimately the ping advantage will make things impossible to really be truly balanced until or if the Chinese ever fix their ass netcode. Just remember if the guild master is US, EU, or SEA etc.
>>550952998It was for fun until you troons kept bringing it up every hour after winning one time. Next time we have one at our guild hall I'll be sure to post every single NFA loss
>>550946156>yurifaggotplease...please just... fuck off you vile pig
>>550952997i worked it out, my bad
>>550952948>loli concubineHuh? Where? I don't see any.
>>550953135They have inferiority complex from being labeled the weakest guild. Let them celebrate for once.
>>550953135>Next time we have one at our guild hall I'll be sure to post every single NFA lossyou already have been posting them for 2 weeks straight
>>550952997read the skill carefully, anon
>>550952997You can do 6 beams in a single Q after getting the shield but you have to time it correctly. The inner ways are tier 1 in trials
I have never lost a single battle in PvP or PvE because of lag yet /wwmg/ acts like lag is a huge deal and a big reason they lose a lot of the time. Hmmmm I'm feeling a bit sus
>>550953323Lag isn't really a problem unless you're playing cross-region, which is the case in the meetups.
>>550948990Why does she look like a cheap whore?It's the gaudy clothes I swear
>>550953323retard
>>550953384>Lag isn't a problem when there is no lagsmartest guy in the jianghu right here
>go into the dream>people fading into a white mist before completely gone
>>550953250@grok is that place real
>>550953323>>550953098>>550952635>pinghaha yeah that's whyit's just the lagdamn lag haha
>>550953323> yet /wwmg/ acts like lag is a huge deal and a big reason they lose a lot of the time. Hmmmm I'm feeling a bit sus>>550945494
Why dont more zoomers play this game? everyone I talk to is either 25+, married, or has a kid and then they try and do the bridal carry and it makes me sick
Why the fuck are any of you retards actually falling for PvP bait. The first time the PvP shit was posted each time, regardless of guild, it was a showing of wins but from what I could tell not malicious. Everything after was intentionally mean spirited in the same way as every other fucking bait ritualpost spammed 19 times a thread. I refuse to believe anyone actually believes this fabricated nonsense when there was zero real conflict. Given how generals usual are, if niggers were actually trying to start shit the threads would've been long uninhabitable
>>550953471There's always latency, it's just that when you're playing with people in different regions, it gets to the point where you can't even combo or execute. I made the mistake of queueing into perception forest with cross-region matchmaking and it was nothing but chinks phasing through my attacks.
>>550953778Stopplayingfemalecharacters
>>550953715>the same single lag webm gets posted everytime even though so many anons experience lag in their fightshmmmmmmmm
>>550953250L looks pretty neotenous to me, senior
>>550953802Kindness means falling for it even tho you know it's bait
>>550953867It's probably because not everyone has obs open or is too lazy to make a webm despite it being very simple. I've seen this in plenty of other generals
>>550953135it's so funny seeing people seethe at mild banter after shitposting endlessly about NFA in every single thread since it has existed. Really makes this Young Master think....
>>550952148gonna steal that hag
>>550953715That wasn't lag, he simply unleashed some of his aura, causing a distortion in time and space.In the Jianghu one must always remember to be wary of the very young, the elderly, women, and the homeless.>>550953802The seething and malice are from the schizo shitposter himself.I doubt anyone actually involved is upset at all t. someone also involved in the pvp who isn't phased in the slightest by the blatant falseflagging jeetpag schizo
>play and parry perfectly, she's almost exhausted>get hit by ONE (1) singular true combo that comes out in literally, factually 0.2 seconds with no warning>instantly breaks my Qi core with 50k full hpI'm going to be for real... Murong is making me quitIt's not even that I would want to stop throwing my head against the rock, but since potions are so limited, my choices are either doing every run hitless or with the equivalence of 1 hp and 1 core, unless I want to waste all my time picking flowers and shooting birds after buying out every shop just to have enough of the worst potion that doesn't even heal a quarter of my HP so I can have a fighting chance of completing the boss fight.It sucks too because I play main hand mortal rope dart and the only inner way is locked behind her...Well, it's been a good run. Have fun you guys.>inb4 lower legendI'd rather just not play the game. To throw away all the progress and "achievements" just isn't in my nature. "Better to die young and pretty than old and shriveled".
You're strolling through online mode as the young master and a female toon asks to bridal carry YOUwhat do?
im filtered by the second boss...
>>550954025That's Chinese dragon
>>550953778Zoomers don't like interacting with the mentally ill that want to ERP in a Souls game.
>>550953323This.
>>550954064but anon, quitting the game is equal to throwing away all progress and achievements
>>550954064>main hand mortal rope dartHow does that work?
>>550954064this is good practiceyoull have to no hit her in abyss next anyway
>>550954172My account will have the pretty red badge in it's grave. Like a pharaoh's tomb. That's enough for me.
>>550954064>play and parry perfectly, she's almost exhausted>get hit by ONE (1) singular true combo that comes out in literally, factually 0.2 seconds with no warningthought this was a pvp seethepost
>>550954131What a retard.
>>550953802>when there was zero real conflictI don't really care about some guy in arena seething, but youre naive if you think people being friendly in game means they won't talk shit about you on here
Why are they like this?
>>550953995I fully expected this but it's still really funny
>>550954064>>550954273Why do legendfags do this to themselves? Just play on expert.
>>550954064Is Murong the robot bird boss? I found her easier to parry when I stay away from her
>>550954324She's right, except that's not Zheng E.
>>550954219It doesn't lol...It's just a cool weapon and I like rats.Too bad the light attack combo is so shit>no hyper armor>no stagger>inconsistent rythm that allows enemies to recover>low damage>inconsistent range that can mess up your positioning or have you attacking air easilyit is what it is...
>>550954064>It sucks too because I play main hand mortal rope dart and the only inner way is locked behind herElaborate shitpost or retarded. The equivalent of maining just tank spear for PvE. If you really want to play a support weapon as your main DPS weapon, on legend at that, you've got to learn parryslop no hit and you know exactly what you're signing up forIt's like maining dual swords without rope at all. Yeah sure you can technically make it work, but you're gonna have to exhaust them an extra 2 times. So either put on a real weapon or be a parrygod. If a support weapon could clear the hardest bosses on the hardest difficult that easily, everyone else should first try them
>>550954324NPCs are superior to fleshbags, I would marry a female NPC in a heartbeat
>>550954091
>>550954318Literally no one was shit talking anyone here. if anyone actually was, there's no way these threads would survive the cascade of friends protecting friends and cliques using the thread as their soapbox like every other PvP game. Literally all conflict wasn't even at the level of Madiaofag doing his one man spams. They were irrelevant and nothing posts that could easily be taken as falseflags, and even if they weren't, you'd be even more naive to not just treat them as such. Literally looking for an excuse to get mad at something likely to be fake.
>>550954131
>>550953802Guild drama is easy (Yous). Half the people fighting about PvP probably didn't even participate in the fights.
>>550954318it's bants
>>550954131he's right
>>550952148>strength>23 badges
>>550954487i managed to finally beat her but where do i go next? i tried leaving but the fog kept teleporting me to the save point. i saw a little cave near the arena but its just dead end
>>550954963>wolf maiden as second boss
>>55095489323 more than you lemeow
>>550954963the fog is an instance brother, check the top of your screen
>>550954963>creating new character just to shitpostand it's only beginning of no content drought
Confirmed to be true or fake?
>>550955083i tried exiting and there's no reward it seems..>>550955061>>550955151it's literally the quest right after i squeezed through the exit after the first boss
>>550955263It's fake.
HOW DO I WIN WHEN HE CAN INFINITELY STALL?????
>>550955527>trap him>elephant boat
>>550955527The way to win is for your general to block the middle and trap opposing general on the side, unable to go middle because he'd die.
>>550955585>>550955664Are you guys retarded? He'll just infinitely go up and down. I quite literally can't do anything
>>550955664This doesn't work because he can't cannon unless it's behind an elephant>>550955527Basically unwinnable. 'Technically' it's winnable if you do centre cannon + elephant in front, and general on the same side, but it's impossible to get general same side and keep the enemy general there. The AI will never blunder on purpose to move to the general's side when it can move to the other from the centre. It's over
>>550955760Just kill yourself, unironically, take the 15 affection and go next
Kh*tans...
>>550955892It's not FOR AFFECTION YOU DUMB NIGGER
>>550955527You can't, it's bricked
>>550953521Those are the ones who are alive.Those who stay in the dream are the dead ones.Shishi ;________;
>>550955941>Playing chess for commerce coinsDumb ass, also you can't win either way.
Post jade beauties now.
>>550956013NTA but you'll never be a true rat
>>550956081Good because I am a drunkard.
>>550955935nice outfit colour scheme
>>550955760You can try to feed your canon into your king situation, assuming he take a bait
Holy shit I haven't killed a single boss in two weeks I'm so fucking rusty it's O V E R
Can't wait for enchanting gear slots to cost 200k coins
man the guys have such cool outfits compared to girls
>>550956516Grass is greener. There's like 2 male outfits I like and only one can be dyed
>>550956245ty it's the best i can do until i can join chad Raging Tides sect
>>550956516
I logged in this morning, realized literally all I've got left for the day is to do bounties because I've been lazy about them, and then I was out of shit to do until breakthrough. Then I played Warhammer all day. I don't fucking like this
>>550956674>bitching about the fish robeThe others I can understand but that's just being a nigger. It's a traditional Wuxia robe and it also happens to be like the only good dyeable one
>>550956674>chinkcelopinion discarded
>>550956674Are those world and sect chats enabled AND scrolling 24/7? I kneel
>>550956674>trust me i am NOT gay>i announce to everyone that i am definitely 100% straight>I REPEAT, I DO NOT LIKE MEN
but where are my Where Winds Meet Labubus?? And Hippers? And bag charms?!!
>>550957126that's just billibili live comments or some shit
>>550957126I believe those are video comments.
>>550954273>My account will have the pretty red badge in it's grave.You're gonna parade to the world that you weren't good enough, and you got beaten by your retarded pride and a red cosmetic? kek
>>550955263Pretty sure this was fixed when they did the update the other day. I noticed my hair looks silky, rather than "greasy" now. But I bathe in game all the time and out of game, before you say it.
>>550957530Wanna bathe together, junior?
>>550957530>bathing
>>550949771Fatty Zhao is a true NTR game protagonist, he will only rape the wives of rulers of neighbour countries and doesn't doesnt bother with the cheap whores that you can find on the street.
>>550956065I get bullied every tome I post mine, though. Are you sure I should post her? Why don't you post yours? I feel like you're trying to bait me, and then you're gonna stick her in the AI to make her do weird things.
when will they add drunken master style fist weapon for tank spec? dps is gay and the only weapons added are dps weapons
is solo mode actually solo mode ? I'm getting lag when fighting bosses
>>550957862DPS is great, fuck off wannabe main character
>>550957958The game still checks in with the server, even in solo mode. I especially notice it when I'm on mobile, compared to PC, when enemies that would usually be launched by my fan attacks just ignore them.
>>550958035you're not even a dps i out-damage all dps sissies with mo blade every single time 800k-1m+ damage
Is there a point to upgrading healing profession after I unlock the best medicine diagram?
>>550956674Poor chinks, they're cooked. If I were them, I'd join a mining company in the DRC and go nigress hunting
how do i check an article i just postedi tried searching my name and it doesnt show anything
>>550958334What do you mean by medicine diagram? As in the thing you can craft? Or the item from Silver Needle from going up ranks?Regardless it depends on whether you want people to ask you for heals since higher mastery = higher on the list for people to pick from when they need someone on demand. Also as level increases, the strength of diseases get worse. Right now it's not too bad but people will get outscaled eventually
>>550958342Just invade Taiwan that should delete a decent % of male chinks and China gains Taiwan. 2 birds 1 stone.
>>550958163Uh-huh
>>550942874No one? WEAK!
I never post my wanderer because I play as a Young Master
>>550958595The healing potion that gets unlocked for crafting after reaching a certain profession level. Frolics gives way more Sect score than healing so I don't care about people asking me for heals.My Scholar level is pretty low and I should be able to get enough levels for the healing potion with this weeks shop refresh so I wanna start leveling up Scholar. Hopefully I will be able to get quick gift of Gab so I can farm profession bounties and get the outfit.
SEX WITH MURONG
>>550958342The problem china has isn't that there's too many guys. Most of the guys are living shitty low wage works and given up on trying to establish a family at all because the traditional system expects the guy to have a dowry to hand over plus a car and a house and a decent job. They just live on waging with least possible effort and then waste away their free time on games or social media or other time wasters. They'll be at a net minus in population change just like japan and the west. If they needed women they can just import slaves from north korea. That's not what they need.
>>550958604>The celestial emperor Jinping Xi has finally shows his Dharma form
>>550956065>>550957795Fine, here she is, but in a scene with my horse as protection from AI abuse.
>>550959386yjk
>>550959386Oh nonononononono AIbros will FEAST with this one
>>550956065
>>550959386
>>550959283keknamo amitabha btw
>>550959513AI has safeguards, I'm pretty sure it won't allow an animal to be involved.
>>550959386Cute!
>>550959386Suddenly, one day..
>lad>his>he's
>>550959283didn't even vlick cause I though it's the usual one, kek
>3 people achieved it at the same time
>>550959578>he hasn't seen the dog oneoh nononono
>>550960078At this point I just assume all records are cheated
>>550959578bwo I've seen AI gen CP get posted on 4chan like 5 times this year
>>550959164sylus please
Are you satisfied with how your MC looks in the cutscenes?
>>550960078This one is legit because it was locked behind daily reset / breakthrough. They rushed quest in 2 minutes moment it was unlocked.
>>550958604>t.Palmer LuckeyThis is stupid, since China would rather want their surplus males all working at a factory producing ten million drones more per month instead of sending them to their deaths.
>>550959863Gendered strings are expensive, please understand.
>>550960468Sex with your MC
Is anything meant to come out with the breakthrough or is it just that
>>550961247New raids. I don't think we're getting any new quests and shit until after New Years, but I might be wrong.
>>550961247Next level bracket of Hero/Sword trial. Content wise? Don't think so.
what do i need to farm for uncap?
>There is a group of sissy femboy strippers dancing in General shrine nowKinda based, desu
>>550961730you're so retarded
>>550961730>he did it againIs this the power of a SEAmonkey?
>>550961730Damn i forgot to crop it again
>>550961730D... how can you be so fucking stupid, does the D come from DUMB?
>>550961730Retarded nigger
>>550961863Your alt+print screen, bwo???
>both raging tides and the taiping maomao 10th floor outifts are in character creation previews>but not actually unlocked in gamewhy tho
>>550961835>>550961849>>550961884>>550961905>>550961958I just bought a second monitor okay? I keep fucking forgetting
>>550961730Bruh how do you not see this when selecting the image
>>550961730I can tolerate you being this dumb, but I can't believe you're also a filthy redditor
>>550962053He also looked up what a kilometer is
>>550962034Witnessing their bond caused my heart to flutter and i lost control for a moment, forgive me senior brother>>550962053I only use it to get news i swear. Anyway it has been awhile so i wanna see how monhun is doing
>>550962012Put Snipping Tool on your taskbar
>>550961730>only 10 tabsweak.
>>550961730>he grammar checks before he shitpostsshamefur dispray
can someone post it i missed it
>>550962346I got called an ESL by a fag in /a/ and in my moment of weakness i went to chat GPT to check if i actually was one, i wasn’t. But yeah, let’s stop here, I’m not really into attention whoring
>>550962438It's just some attention whore just move on.
>>550962275looks like a pixar character
>>550962703I get called ESL all the time despite being whiter than everyone on this site
English is my twelfth language.
I'm sure these purple books are rigged to not drop at all but I can't prove it yet.
>>550962703Anon ESL means you're white considering the only EFL faggots are mutts, abbos and bongs.
>>550945037i log in once a week to cap my jade fish on hitless attempts on him then don't play the rest, and stalled on the story somewhere in kaifengi don't know how i haven't done it yet when people have done hitless runs of everything by now but i think i am old or dogshit at the game, idk. never do enough damage. 1st phase 50 seconds, 2nd one a minute, 3rd is genuinely random
>>550964692Probably. I always get books for inners I don't use and recycling/exchanging nets me more. If I had played nameless I'd have had it at rank 5 already.
I AM MALENIA, BLADE OF MIQUELLA...and I have never known defeat
>>550945037I walk one li (500 m) to the martial board and put a no hit clear bounty on his ass.
>>550965198Cool but have you ever known sex?
realized I never asked thiswhat are the renewable sources of jade in this game?
>>550965198Grok, get her ass
how do I max my lvl 56 arsenalmy shit's all filled and upgradeddo I actually need to fish for all purple items?
>>550965879tuning
>>550965879You should have some guaranteed gold/purple tuning items unless you recycled everything like a brainlet.
>>550965730hehe
>>550965730There is none, and if you've cleaned out the inner ways shop jades become useless anyway. It's a fake premium currency.
>>550965730Red envelopes
do we use it all today?what is this new captcha holy shit unpaid ai training
>>550965730there is a monk that gives you one piece of jade a day
>>550966356use it why? What's special about today? We still won't have max gear right?
>>550965730Buy the monthly pass.
>>550966356I am not going to chase gold items, if I get one good, if I don't, it is what it is. Even if I do get a gold all my tunings will probably be barely usable garbage anyways
>>550966287Where are the inner ways shops?
In your opinion what is the worth/not worth status of:The battlepassThe monthly subscription thing The $1 thing for the extra rewards and the slightly armoured outfit
>>550966549Free items: worth itPaid items: not worth it
>>550966549Nothing in this game is worth spending money on
>>550966549>The battlepassOnly worth it if you like the outfit>The monthly subscription thing Don't really care about it>The $1 thing for the extra rewards and the slightly armoured outfitIt's just $1 might as well spend it and get more energy pills from the event and the 20 pulls
>>550966451oh you're right I thought we were going straight to 71
>>550966549$0 good$1 badimagine paying for a free product
>>550966549Monthly is worth it.BP you can ignore but if you're willing to spend some more money then it's definitely worth it.$1 event is good.
>>550938840>>550939338is this a mod? how
>>55096670871 in 10 more days. Are there even other sets past level 71? I am too lazy to log in and check
>>550967579Not currently but CN has level 81 and 91 gears since their cap is 100
>>550967752Huh, will those come with Hexi?
>>550952148NFA won Sage lostHC is still cool though Vroe is based
>>550966538Tang Lun in southeast Kaifeng
>trying to do Qianye no-hit>get to white phase>she's got about 25% hp left>choke
>>550945136Nezha cosplay
>>550968334>job in NA>job in EUWe need a SEA guild next so they can continue their streak
anyone else have this encounter? doesn't lead anywhere when I track it
>>550969007is that in Bodhi sea?
>>550968778it'd be funny if the 3 SEAbros aren't already in HC or NFA
>>550969007I don't know where I got it from.
Can you give me tips for qianye trial?She's too hard for me, I can't avoid most of blood coloured attacks as well
>>550969319uuuu >>550969902
>>550969913Git gudUnironically. Ask again when it's only a few moves that fuck you
>>550970045I don't have it, so it's probably somewhere in Kaifeng
>>550945136douli
>>550969913If you don't care about time stay away from her and she will only do a couple moves which are easy to deflect. For the snow part I have no idea
>>550969913parry her shitsame as every boss
I heard there is a way to cheese the Wolf Maiden fight?This shit is way too hard man, please tell me how to do it
>>550971214No, you must learn, you must suffer, you shall feel unbound bliss
>>550971214learn the way of the flying umbrella
>>550971214She is weak to exposed raw meat. Surprise her with it by from behind, and she'll be putty in your hands.
>>550966356These won't matter regardless of when you use them cause once we reach max you'll have all the time in the world to get gear
>>550971214>please tell me how to do itYou learn how to parry her 8 hit combo
FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER GOD FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I FUCKING HATE QIANYE'S INSTANT FUCKING SWIPE FUCKING FUCK FUC FUCK FUCKF UCKFUJC FUJCKFU CUFKFUCKF UCJK
>>550972482>ruins your nohitnothing personnel kiddo
I designed my jade beauty to look half white half indian, with a white mom instead of an indian mom.
>>550972881very good, sir
>>550971214>almost had her>she farts a red aura and hits you for a casual 20kThis boss is absolute bullshit
>>550973359>she farts a red aura and hits you for a casual 20kwhat
>>550960468I'm not satisfied with not being able to use Yi Dao's sword
>>550973421You're still not worthy.
>>550973387she is downed and immediately uses a move like her scream that envelops her in a red bubble and does damageI call it the red fart because it comes out of fucking nowhere
>>550932739there is madiao in the guild hall though!!!!!!!when you walk into the pool in the back corner that hosts the guild party, to the right of the 4 mahjong tables is 1 madiao table, and in the far back left corner is the other madiao table. they're both out of the water, unlike the mahjong tables
>>550973387nta but i remember this hitlessher howls/roars come with red auras that have a hilariously fast hitbox
>>550973512ooh yeah nvm I was thinking you're the Qianye anonShe has two versions of that actually - one that initiates her beyblade twirl unto the slam dunk, and one that she does in a timer before rebuffing
AAAAAAAAAIIIEEEE HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD
>>550974115Brother you've been lazy...
>>550973663>>550973635Funny enough the timine on those is different, just to fuck with youI never managed to parry the rebuff one so I just stayed away when she was ready to do it
>>550973421>only dao options are dao on stick or two daos
>>550971214I did itNot looking forward to the hitless, though
>>550973421This is the biggest flaw of the game for me.
From bamboocut switching to stonesplit because of athritis. y/n?
>>550974705>the wake up intro>the wolves phaseJust put a bounty for that shit. Not worth the hassle.
>>550974849you should switch to umbrella for that compelling hold down m1 gameplay
>>550974913>he doesn't hop on ber branch for a free 50% qi parry sequence before the dogs are done
>>550974982My hands hurt but I want to at least do something.
>>550975241You also get to shoot stuns once in a while
>>550960468Has there been any more kino epilogue to a main story chapter conclusion in this year? This was way better than e33 to me
>use my 4 votes to cuck some goblina out of divine healer in the last hour>in the last 30 minutes they get 200 votesyeah right
>page 7its over
I'll only be getting hard for historically accurate 10th century chinese undergarments, thank you very much
>>550976386Morewhich AI model?
>>550976602It's over for you
>>550976386do one with herI dare you
>>550977106big ass head
>>550976357You will never win against the machine.
>no ruby aislopcowards
I was not ready for this even though I knew where it was going from the first map you find.
>>550977404the dreamscape will kill you
>>550977106Shi Yimo handjobs...
>>550942412depends on your crit rate. i doubt you are geared to 50%+ yet. or 75% once battle anthem is uncapped to 4+
>>550976386unironically this general is not active because everyone talks so much in guild chat. In Uma almost nobody talks in club chats but the general is very active
>>550977510That ugly fucking kid isn't even dead
The raging tides have finally calmed. I had no idea what to do for the tornado but it worked out. I'm ready to breakthrough now
>>550977510Already been, unless I'm remembering it wrong. That's Dream in Flames, right? The only character who even made a lasting impression was Ruby outside of Killerblade so it's not really that impactful.
>>550978379What guild are you in?
>>550978379This is cope, even Xiaoxian stopped talking
>>550978683I teared up the moment the guy at the gate greeted and welcomed me for the festival.I never knew I missed that small dialogue.
>>550978468Nice jobBreakthrough doesn't affect trials
>>550978864I know
>>550978379Even not talking at all beats being in this shithole when one of the 3? resident shizos is awake
>>550978468the way you fight fits nameless more than strat
>>550979325I normally use Nameless, that's why
>>550979385heh leave it to my pvp autism to spot that. just making sure
I feel like practicing pvp helps me improve in pve content
>>550979619the dash away without immediately going into another dash in is a very nameless thing to do
>>550978727NFA
>>550979724There's a reason I didn't do that
i love getting humiliated in pvp
>yes you got my health bar to 0>yes you cannot damage me until I do my super special phase transition moves>no I will not do my super special phase transition moves>yes I will do 2 or 3 other comboes while you can't damage me
>>550980036
>>550979702I feel like it's a mix of helping and harming. it harms me because sometimes I do a move and expect the boss to get stunlocked or slam down or go up in the air or whatever but they're not a player so they just keep on hitting me
>>550979880post build
Nobody can read my fighting style because nothing I do makes any sense
>>550980175post rat
>PvPwhats your ping when doing that?
>>550980507low enough that I can do my combos. high enough that I can't do anything I saw in the chinese combo videos.
>>550980151I have 2 different mystic art templates for this reason
>>550977106You really want me to post it?
>>550980858You wont, coward!
I'm just hoping for more Aunt Han lewds......
>>550980858im not even that anon and i want you to post it
>>550980258what is the movie this cat is copying
>>550980258These dancing cat videos started before AI became a thing and nobody wants to admit it.
How do I get xp fast? I don't want to be kicked for not being cap
>>550981407its too late. I'm reporting you to the guildmaster for inactivity.
>>550981407>How do I get xp fast?Just be yourself
>>550981407We have multiple sub60s that haven't logged on for over a week, you're fine
>>550981407if you're talking about the group chat just talk in there and say hey I'm actively leveling. if you're talking about your guild, people get kicked based on not logging in for a week+, not for being low level
>>550981508>>550981543I am breakthrough wall?
>>550945136Dudou
>>550980858What happens to Shi Yimo and Fuling after you get the inner way? Can you meet them again?
Dao Lord has to be the easiest boss in the game right? Phase 2 is a joke.
>>550981005Just throw something into grok its retard proof...
>>550981712They reside in my abodeNo you can't meet them again.
>>550981725Ye Wanshan is easiest but Dao Lord is certainly is runner upThey made the triplets too passive, imagine if they jumped your ass like Tian Ying's clones.
>>550981725The horse tamer is pretty easyI did hitless in like 10 tries
>>550981843Why and why not?
>>550982057Horse dancer is shit and only saved by having fuck all hp
>>550981407Claim XP by typing /claim on a mirage boat. It's not much but it's decent.
>>550981712Fuling's model is reused for a nameless NPC in the dreamscape blissful retreat. Shi Yimo processes marriages in online mode.
>>550980954>>550981124It keeps giving her big boobs when I put her in grok.
>>550982057I did Dao Lord hitless literally my first attempt
>>550982378can you specify flat chest or cup size?
>>550981915Even then, you start the phase with the goose and then you just exhaust them all, do a triple sword wave and they're all one hit from death. Then you "survive" the burrow phase and win after.
>>550982350So Shi Yimo "marries" everyone?
>>550981840it feels naughtier and more surprising when I see it posted from someone else haha
>>550982489I put small flat chest, A cup but it makes them this size every time.
Nothing really up to par with that Murong grokYou know the one
>>550982991there are two great Murong ones thougheverbeit one with the big hair swish and the other one with the violent hip gyrations
>>550982943have you tried specifying to grok that you want to generate animated child porn? That might help keep her flat.
>>550982378Back when I still used zogged models, telling the AI the character was actually a boy was a reliable way to get flat chests.
>Actually finding AI slop videos hotGrim.
>>550982991>>550983117Post them you fuckers
>>550982943hmm, try lying to it and telling it shes a boy
>>550983172dont do this it creates mustard gas
>>550982943>actually prompting this in GrokYou're going on a list, anon. Holy shit. There are records of every prompt put into Grok and who prompted it.
>>550983358>Implying he isn't already on a list.
>>550983358And what are they going to do about it?
>pedoshits outing themselves to PalantirLMAO
>>550983358He can just redact his name from the list tho
>>550983531>pedoshits outing themselves to PalantirWho do you think runs Palantir?
>>550982882
Good fights HC.
>>550983914good fights monkman
>>550983693>Junior still does not know how the world worksIt's fine when they do it, it's not when you do it.
>>550983870nicewhat prompt?
>>550983870why is grok so bad at maintaining facial features
>>550983914Someone Grok this monk.
>>550983914Based
>>550983963Because everybody, including Grok got distracted by the tits and only faggots noticed the face
>>550983914You guys practicing to finally beat NFA?
We need more wholesome aislops
>>550984117NFA send your NA players over and stop bragging about ping diff
>>550984207She's drinking >>550940685
>>550984114I've watched this multiple times deliberately focusing on her face, and honestly it seems fine to me. Am I just face blind? What significantly changes?
>>550984281So that's why she's called the water lady...
>>550984207MY PARTING TEARSYINGYING YOUFUCKING WHOOOOOORE
>>550984117I will personally teleport the whole of HC into Europe to rape you
>>550984353You're probably still in the ARR ROOK SAME phase of familiarity with foreign features
I'm 900 points above for Lead up but the bottom faggots grinded like 200 points on 30 minutes. I don't wanna go back to the frolics...
>>550983954Just follow your heart (dick)
>>550984207No, what we need is body sliders
>>550985194Lmao these proportions
>>550985194Young master (male) looks like THAT?ZAMN
>>550985194oof their poor backs
>>550983270big hair swish
>>550983914very fun fightsnever played against dual spears before
This game is crazy
Still waiting for Shi Yimo...
Ready for the breakthrough bros?
>>550985736Haha not reallyThis time everything gets stronger as usual but we only get stronger if we luckshit legendary gear and manage to not brick it
>>550985451I love herI'm even starting to enjoy her fight
>>550983270violent hips (I wish it included her face for longer)
>>550985736No, I'm forced to do things against my will today which will make me miss it and have a late start.
>>550985870I always get stronger because I don't play on Legend, so that's a (You) problem
>>550986182is that
What does Parting Tears even taste like IRL?If it's that burning hot shit like Baijiu, those ancient chinese people sure were heavy drinkers.
Hope you saved a billion Mystic breakthrough fruits and ebon iron bwos.
>>550985451IS THAT A
wtf I did these yesterday, why can't I do it again today?
>>550986856Anon...
FUIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK TRHE FAHGGGOT FUCKING SLEEEEEEPING DAOIST GFOD FUCKING DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKJER
>>550986856Cause reset hasnt happened yet bruh
>>550979702>>550980151I play the exact same way against players as I do when fighting npcs. I dont stop attacking.
>>550986752I seem to remember them saying Parting Tears is a sweet pear wine? Probably just made stronger than usual pear wines. Or maybe I'm remembering wrong and Parting Tears isn't a pear wine at all, but I've got that in my head from somewhere.
>>550987003>>550987093I did these yesterday morning....
>>550987161ANON
>>550986752People back in the days couldnt produce alcohol with such high volumes. That's a modern invention.Chinese rice wines/sorghum wines were about the strength of a modern stout beer. This explains how ancient chinese warriors could drink bucket loads of them without falling over
>>550987247nvm I found it.
>>550986752probably not because it seems to be brewed rather than distilled >>550987136it isn't a pear wine, just made with regular grains but with pear blossoms added
>>550987413>another bestcoaster nice
>>550986752It's like gold to jianghu freaks, seasoned alcoholics swear by it
>>550987309Or basically like Sake, about 10-15%
>>550987309water was unsafe to drink for the vast majority of peasant for the longest time. they mostly drank beeryes even the kids
>>550987879Even the kids? Haha, I would've liked to see that.
>>550987879That's also how they died... not from liver failure, but humongous kidney stones..
>>550988050go to birmingham and see yourself.
>>550987879>water was unsafe to drink for the vast majority of peasant How? Literally go find running water nigga you're not in a landlocked african country wtf
>>550983914We love having you over, its always a treat seeing you, great fights as always. Your neutral game is oppressive
>>550987879That's an exaggeration. Most villages had clean water from a well etc. Not saying that it didn't happen, but people knew how and where to get clean, drinkable water.
>anticipate nameless spear stun by juking to the side, thinking i'll dodge it and get a combo>it hits me from a 90 degree angleokay HOW do i play around this weaponis it reactable on CN ping or something and it's just westoids btfo?
https://grok.com/imagine/post/1dda75ca-5856-4cd4-9394-7ee43d7a15c7?source=post-page&platform=web
>>550988607WARNING this is a Aureate Pavilion honeypot do not click the scroll.
>>550988607..nah
>>550988564reactable , dont dodge, throw out hitboxes. Even on NFA ping i would prevent the nameless with strat E.
>>550988607I am not clicking this. Someone tell me what this is, first. And if it's safe, just post it here.
>>550988845https://grok.com/imagine/post/4f1cf74b-fb1b-4f7a-989a-62e62f337063?source=post-page&platform=web
>>550988940It's CP
>>550988564ping shenanigans. its the same with umbrella stun. 50/50 if itll hit even though on my screen i dodged it.
>>550988984Sounds about right. Bullet dodged.
>>550988940qianye stripping>>550989130it isnt cp
>>550989191Then just post it here? Why the smoke an mirrors?
groksloppers...
>>550988875I've been throwing out hitboxes with heavenquaker Q (including that time) but still get hit a lot. Strat's jump back seems pretty good since it also moves your hitbox away. >reactable on NFA ping what the
last attemptimpressive how Elon allows me to show the cameltoe even
>>550989542Why is she so squashed down?
>>550989542why is the ratio to scewed brother
>>550989702>>550989753mysteries i never managed to fix
>>550989418cause im not that anon, how should i know.>>550989479HQ hitbox is twirly so youre getting insanely unlucky lol, maybe try charge heavy if you anticipate it
>>550989836use handbrake
>>550988760>aureate pavilionQianye here I cum1
I will ERP with any pulse-having citizen of the sixteen prefects of yanyun.
>>550989897I think I'll take my chances gambling with Q, charge heavy is so slow Im pretty sure they can stun on reaction.I wish there was an unstunnable mystic art besides dragon head to call it out with. Maybe I can try dodge back -> soaring but it's pretty safe on whiff so that might not punish.
>>550990031>handbrake
>>550990357nfa...
>>550990410yea when im running double spears i find their tool kit to be too slow to pressure off stuns , maybe drunken poet but that has the same issue that the start up is reactable
>>550990454works too
posting videos on 4channel is so much easier now that it allows mp4sffmpeg -i path/to/file.mp4 -c:v copy -an butts.mp4
>>550990454lazys....
>>550990673The retards one isn't being updated at all, whereas the Lazys one is
>>550990813the lazys updates were buggy last time i tried it and made it take 10 million years to start up so it was just a downgrade from the old one
>>550991124It's not been buggy once since I've started using it last year. It's made better webm's for me than the retards one
>>550986182>>550985451Can Grok only make bimbos with fake tits?
>>550991352it is harder to get soft natural breasts without having super saggers
>>550939338Oh you mean the mods that make it so I can get all the cool shiny shit for free? Fuck yourself, game is free I can reinstall it infinite number of times. Maybe be careful if you're actually spending money(a retard) on the game. None of the cosmetic items give you anything other than a look, modifying the look of the game isn't illegal it just cuts into their scamming people to pay money for what should be achievable with in game currency. Also fuck chinks.
>>550991352Yes
>Nameless SwordYou didn't beat the boss.>Nameless SpearYou didn't reach mythic in pvp.
>>550991601EWWWWWWW
Where are the slops with natural small tits? These women don't have huge knockers. Only brown people like fake tits.
>>550991853>faggotkill yourself
>using AI for anything but racismShameful
>>550991243The last version i installed was from 2023 and it froze for like 20-30 seconds on startup every time. Maybe some buggy implementation of the update checker. Seems they've fixed that since then.
>>550992098This is the normal gatekeeping that the old souls-like bros do. Just ignore him, he'll get bored and leave when Phantom Blade Zero comes out or the game gets too grindy for a person who has sub 100 IQ.
>>550992169Not enough handrubbing
>>550938295So much useless stored exp...
>>550992910
>>550992098>cheesing all fights>faggotprojection
>getting trolled by basic soulspostingcmon guys
>>550993309Fromsoft really spawned a new breed of retardation.
>>550993309im like fairly certain you could pick what weapons for me to use, and i'd beat you with them.
So wait, this breakthrough is kind of a nothingburger aside from Gold Items and shit?
>>550993639mystic skills are a big deal
>>550993539Put on mo blade rope dart and face me
>>550992169now make the ai version
>>550993639New raid with new boss, that's alone is huge already
>>550993716Yea sure, come over to hc arena
>been over a decade and retards are still having melties over low effort souls trolling
>>550992309>This is the normal gatekeeping that the old souls-like bros doNah, this isn't what people did back in 2011 in the /v/ threads before the /v/ and /vg/ split.
>>550990454>>550990673Use Boram. Even though it hasn't been updated in years it's better than both Retards and Lazys. To this day Lazys still breaks videos sometimes to the point it won't load past the first minute, breaks the aspect ratio constantly, and desyncs audio whereas I've never once had that issue with Boram.https://github.com/Kagami/boram
>need to quickly bang out two perception forest runs for event reward>decide to suicide >don't want some zoomer to get anything for killing me>try to die to mobs>spend 5 minutes of big sweaty monks pounding me relentlessly in a corner>nowhere close to dying>miasma finally arrives and kills mememe ass gamemode
>>550994489if you want to die quickly you run into the miasma
>>550994489I tried to drown once, turns out you can't. Killing yourself in forest is indeed very hard work.
>>550994489>spend 5 minutes of big sweaty monks pounding me relentlessly in a cornerSlut.
>>550994489>there is a literal doom wall closing in on you>somehow people have problems dying
>>550994689you have a dirty mind...
What's the best way to spend energy after breakthrough
>>550994768We're all legendchads here so we thought mobs could actually kill
>Unlocks in 20 days
Its time
>>550995159What is?
Breakthrough!
>>550994489>do perception forest>it's all bots
>be fighting god of avarice>first phase, he's 1 hp>get "breakthrough available" message suddenly plastered across my screen>doesn't pause the game>get grabbed by his beam and oneshotMARVELOUS!
Finally. Time to unload all this thick stored exp
Oh you can't enhance gear slots, rip.
>the only people that took the challenge were other HC brosi love this guild so much
>>550994060I don't see the difference. Structure, intent, and purpose is the same.
WHERE IS MY TAIPING MAUSOLEUM OUTFIT YOU FUCKING CHINESE KEKOLDS
>this kills the zoomer
>>550995580Sorry, no tree por pive, must spend monry, prease swipe cwedit cawrd.
why does breakthrough even matter if the level cap just increases infinitely anyways. china hasn't stopped leveling even. shit doesn't even make sense
>>550995852Lazy chinks can't figure out how to do anything other than releasing patches in order without breaking everything. Either laziness or lack of effort for minimal reward.
>>550994195does boram have avisynth / nonlinear video editing support? that's the main reason i use webmforretards instead of just commandline ffmpeg
OH GOD THE TWIN LIONS FIGHT IN THE RAID MODESAVEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEE
I'd rather continue my octopath 0 playthrough :/
>>550996685Not 100% sure on that level of nitty gritty detail, you'd have to check it out for that specific case. I believe it requires Avisynth to install since I know I have it but I'm truly not sure.
uhh.. that was easier than we thought.. first timed it lol
>>550945874>Why are you shifting to talking about a hypothetical future where China accepts LGBTThe majority accepts it, as of a few years ago. It's over dude, you lost.
>was too busy during the day to do pass and events quests>it already reset>missed some weekly stuff tooIts over, forever bricked
>>550997184oh HC btw
>>550997184 nahhh ur so hardcore bruh wtf?
>>550996772Oh it wasn't that bad.
does anyone else's chat have this random animated whale-hair avatar replace the button all the time? it's not someone on my friend list...
Anyone did Sword Trial are the bosses the same?
>Half the team dies to donkeyDamn we won but I had literally twice as much damage as the next best person and I have ahealing weapon as secondary..
>>550997338HC retards are so insecure
i only got blue and purple items from the gold chest
>>550997641>donkeyBRO?
>Took the retarded healer 5 years to rev the tank>Niggas ignoring the levitation and spawned donkeysI WILL RIP MY EYES OUT
>Shoot the coin with arrow>lion does arena wide aoe that knocks downHuh??? They really need to fix the mechanics prompt text cuz we can't fucking tell what to do.
>>550998112Dunno why the recommended mission was the previous one.
I don't give a fuck about mechanics. I just do what I want.
Sword Trial with pubs is officially CBT tier
>bird spawns>literally only me attacking it>Other people just come to move barrels away from it>Party wipeRetards..
bamboocut? more like BOMBACLAT
>>550999495HAHA! well meme'd friend
Yipee
I don't like Murongs bird.
>>550999770what enhancement you get (other than colour if you have the right item to feed it) is just pure luck, right? I'm new to tuning after chilling at level 40 for too long and I keep getting irrelevant tunes...
Team Murong Yuan is such an awfully designed fight. If barrels spawned at the same time a detonating attack is used you wipe and there's literally nothing you can do.
do i use my energy balls?
>>551000207It's just pure luck, only accessories (or whatever the slots under weapons are called) and armor can get specific Bell/whatever you use Attunes.
>>551000395HODL
>>550998768That part is a healer check, the coins charm you if you don't destroy them but he does the AoE always
lionfaggot will destroy public lobbies
>>551000678I doubt they even get past beefed up bird lady
>Died like 6 times in Sword Trialaaaaaaaaaaa
>Sea of fire>Barrels drop and explode INSTANTLYWhat
>>551000238Barrel are dropped midcast of eagle targeted aoes, yes every unga bunga retard will stack them on boss and wipe group, have fun. Also if you don't kill eagle when it lands it wipes the room, thankfully it doesn't have that much hp and you can solo it pretty much.Somehow 10m is easier than sword trial version
>>550997184hc's second party took 3 triesi need to improve my understanding of the ball handling dao.
bottom text.
>new boss gets introduced>murong yuan is still somehow the filter
>>551000881JUST KILL THE FUCKING VINES FASTERI BEG YOU, YOU DOGSHIT RETARD PUBS
>>551001009murong can set off barrelsalso when people have the growing yellow circles on them they need to be careful where they're standing
>Have to do a billion outposts as wellFuck.
>>551001187>>550999770new gold equipment is very generous with the tuning. you'll never find tuning you'll need on a fan on a sword for example
>>551001417>airborne light attack ok i believe you.
>do the "new" level 66 sword trial daoist>mechanics are basically a dumbed down version of the previous one>Fking retards STILL don't know mechanics>lets teamates die to the vines and donkeyfall mechanic twice in a row>Retard types "your so bad why are you dead"I feel bad being a north american sometimes. Absolute complete and utter waste of oxygen and DNA.
>Can't return to the wolf maiden arena after leaving quest area the first time>Forfeits and quest just counts as complete>Have to just fight her as a world boss nowGod, that's so unsatisfying, this game is unpolished as fuck.
GIVE ME YOUR LEGENDGOREAAAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>551001262I know that but like we were fighting her right now. 0 Barrels linked, then I hear the sound of barrels falling, they explode and we party wipe. How the fuck are we supposed to prepare for that? We can't predict where the barrels will drop.
>Literally 1 honse away from T5game pls
>>551001617it's possible some of these people never found hero's realm so this is their first time seeing him>>551001867ideally you pick off barrels one at a time to keep things pruned, if people just move barrels around by the time sea of fire pops, the field is crammedalso murong always seems to jump into the center during one of those drops so keeping that area clean might help
>>551001629>he doesn't know
>>551001867She drops barrels while aiming yellow circles or while her bird does the line move (it's 3 lines now) so people need to pay attention to not chain react them immediately
>Quick Match>5 dpsGet me the fuck OUT
>the granny turtle son fakeoutI genuinely became madSoured the whole cinema ending
>>551002113matchmaking is kinda fucked lately, go dps/healer hybrid
I'll do outposts tomorrow, I want a gold sword...
Why are the queues sso long? EOS?
>>551002053No headass, I tried the 9:30 at night shit, it's gone. The quest counts as complete from just drinking the wine, not beating the boss. Unpolished mess. Not to be confused with buggy or glitchy.
>>551002043it's just ridic how many people still don't know basic mechanics just because the previous daoist didn't use to one shot you with many mechanics. But this version does. So many fking retards I literally can't. This is pushing me to actually join a sweaty guild just to be able to do these with competent humans with hands.
>all these people being asshurt over players not knowing what to do in sword trials when there's no "practice" or "guide" in game and the only way to learn is by experience and that retarded, terribly optimized textbox that doesn't work half the timeMaybe get on voice/chat and tell the newbies how the boss works, balding 40yo classic WoW saars.I just ask if anyone is new, then copypasta a digest of the fight for them. Haven't lost since.
>>551002407>he TRULY doesn't know
>>551002407It's over for this one
>14 days till next breakthrough
>>551002839imagine all the bricked legendaries
>Try daoist again.>4 drooling morons still don't know how to do donkeyfall mechanics.>die Holy fk NA is actual aids
>>551002978I haven't even seen him do that one in the new trial
oh so its all some lost ark mmo bullshit mechanics now, guess this is where i hop off then
>>551002978bro your guild?
>>550956065Nah, mine gets shitposted enough.
>>551001907Yay, reaching T6 will take 2 years.
What am I supposed to do with the barrels? I usually just ignore them and keep dpsing but I'm getting blown up.
Do these outfits ever change or do I have to join a sect to get something different
>>551003068It's a pretty big difficulty spike compared to people going unga on a glorified sandbag. Doesn't help that resurrection has a 30 second cooldown so people are malding like crazy
>>551002634>>551002598No, shitnipples, I know you have to go to the kaifeng cave at midnight to retrigger the quest. It's just retarded. I don't want to go to Kaifeng after already being dickteased to do this quest.I don't know how you guys can think it's not a bad design lmao.
>>551003420It's not bad design, dumbass nigger. You didn't beat her the first time so now you have to wait.
>>551003340Make sure none of them are glowing, that's it. Glowing barrels means they're too close to other barrels. Chain explosions do shittons of damage, getting blown up by a single barrel does no damage. Problem is that during the Sea of Fire attack you STILL take damage so you need healers.
>>551003373You have to join a Sect for other outfits.
>>551003420WTF I died to the first Elden Ring boss and now I can't fight him again until I find a stonesword key???
>4rth daoist attempt now>People still don't know mechanicsWhat in the actual fuck is this drooling playerbase. Fuking non legend casual subhuman waste of oxygen retardsIm actually crashing the fk out.
>>551003373Damn the female sectless outfit looks so much better than the male version...
>>551003490It's terrible design, just make the quest start near the cave then.And I don't have to "wait" nothing's gatekeeping me from going to Kaifeng, but I'd rather not run ahead.
I'm just glad we don't have wraiths
>>551003373Join Midnight Bladez and get their outfit. You'd look good in it
>>551003690THEN DO OTHER SHIT YOU FAGGOT RETARD SEAMONKEY
>>551003613nigger help themturn on your voice and do callouts if you know the boss soooo wellmost people are dealing with them for the first time so, if you want to succeed, guide them
>Got 1 single usable legendary for my trouble and it was kinda shit.Oh man gearing up is gonna suck now.
>>551003613Other you play the pub gacha and you keep trying until you get the one halfway competent party or you socialize and form a guild party or even randos from world chat would be better. It's that simple.>>551003823lol you can't train those monkeys and even if you could there's thousands of them
>>551003789Yeah no shit, but why even tease the fight at Qinghe? Obviously it's going to want to make players want to beat it before moving on.
>>551003997it's cool we have two weeks
>>551003507Ok should be easy enough, now hopefully I find a lobby that kills the bird
This shit costs way too much fucking Ebon Iron
>>551001026we got wiped by people playing ST like hero realm and aiming the yellow aoes at solo barrels, then surprise! new barrels spawn on top of them and chain detonate
>grind for XX lvl weapon>get it after couple weeks>new breakthrough rolls around>grind for YY lvl weapon>...
>>551004551Can we even get level 4 iron? I breakthrough my mystics to 4 but I couldn't upgrade them.
>>551003762Midnight Bladez really are the best sect. Well of Heaven Elder said so.
>>551000395wait for t71 golden gear
>>551000395HOLD
>>551003762>>551004779nodding respectfully at my fellow Midnight Bladez disciples
>>551004770Yeah, you gotta do Outposts.
>>551004981Ooof, it's gonna be extremely hard to get full yellow and max mystics. Might do Mystics first since it's more power.
>>551003557That's just it, being directly stonewalled is less of a nagging feeing than knowing you have to progress much farther ahead. Or you can run directly to Kaifeng, which also kills the flow of the game. Lose-lose either way.
>>551003823Na all these fucking retards need to actually neck. It's not like the mechanics are LITERALLY typed on the screen when they happen with an explaination of how to clear them or anything. Fucking subhuman garbage troglodytes.And people wonder why so many of these low IQ waste of oxygen's are playing on easy mode
Not bad for a first gold gear if I'm being honest
wow a golden bow recipe>
>>551005372Depends, if the important part of the mechanic is explained at the end of the text often enough it disappears before it even scrolls that far.
>>551005573>min physbricked
>>551005696>NA>having basic pattern recognition>using your brain at all Pick one out of three only
>>551005342You can directly run to the first boss in Elden Ring if you want to
2 more weeks
I can excuse people fucking up the levitation mechanics, but the vines, giant circle that turns you into a donkey and the text that tells you to kill the donkeys when they spawn? I can't ignore that, you have to be sub-70 IQ to ignore those
>>551003762You might be right
>>551006053>>551006053>>551006053
why do I get so little reputation? When I was an outer prentice a couple days back, I remember getting a lot more in a single day
>>551005973my iq is 67
I divorced my partner who I have played games with for years if not decades after weeks of marriage. I then married them and divorced again, all for visual and societal gain, getting into a sect.I may not re-marry the same person, instead going on a journey to find myself. Perhaps I shall marry a multitude, perhaps I shall marry none.I have become a white woman.
>unlock flying skill>uhmm ackshually, you cant use it yetwhats the fucking point? why not justt give access to it WHEN i can actually use it
>>551006285humiliation ritual
>>551001417>generousI agree.
>>551006285You don't have the license yet junior, pay your TV license off and then we can talk about your flying skill license
