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anyway yes i think they could have fixed sweet cap n cakes by making them part of ramb's backstory in some way, they're boomboxes which would explain a measure of standoffishness between them all
What if Tenna raped Spamton and as revenge Spamton gets the NEO body and rapes Tenna back
thrivin'fun fact: party members move exactly one third of a second behind each other. in 30fps that's 10 frames, in 60fps that's 20 frames._
Toby is a good writer with terrible taste, it's always the characters and pairings he doesn't give a shit about that become popular while his precious pets are largely ignored
>>550978658this feels like something in between an oomer meme and a normal schizoboss oc.
>>550979363toby…
Only 4 to 8 months until Asgore publicly humiliates himself and makes it abundantly clear why Toriel had to separate him from their kids
metal husband
One day, I am going to grow wingshttps://vocaroo.com/19JxiReV7f5N
They're so Spy vs Spy, Tom & Jerry, Road Runner and Wile E Coyote, Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, Zim and Dib, [insert other classic cartoon rivalries with homoerotic tension]
No doe shall stand unfucked in his way.
>>550979817thats pretty good. nice shit anon_
>>550980275*her
fave is making brownies
>>550980275ain't that right
>>550979143>sweet cap n cakes and ramb were in a band together>sparks flew (literally) because ramb almost short circuited them in the light world, and in the dark world the band broke up due to fighting
1997, 1225, 6, 11, the Deltarune fandom IS becoming the FNAF fandom
Hooman!
I'm gooning to Tenna whoring himself out in Castletown to his former associates and employees, getting off on being degraded as long as he's still noticed.
>>550980714It’s a good thing all secrets are being revealed next Chapter.
what is /utg/ listening to?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK4_G4ZhvbA
>Toby left translation notes>hey team so when Asgore says he is crazy I mean it sarcastically>oh and when Noelle wants to go to the Festival and Lancer says "ligma", that is a schoolyard joke where kids trick each other into asking what ligma is, and the trickster replies with lick my balls, the mens testicles>when tenna says he is buckbroken, make it sound deer themed
WHERE'S MY FUCKING EMAIL GASTER I CAN SEE YOU'RE ONLINE STOP IGNORING MY DMS
>>550980561Can I have one?
>>550981201https://youtu.be/m_UPqEuPPY0
>>550981201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWiX-MKTUTYUnderrated as fuck album
>>550981201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pcNMNfnN-I
>>550981201I dont listen to music that much, honestly, it distracts me from my multiverse dimension hopping I do in my head
WHAT A FUNNY JOKEFAVE'S GAY!
MY SHAAADOW'S THE ONLY ONE THAT WALKS BESIDE MEMY SHALLOW HEART'S THE ONLY THING THAT'S BEATINSOMETIMES I WISH SOMEONE OUT THERE WILL FIND METILL THEN I WAAAALK ALONEaah ah aaaah ah ahhh ahhhh
>>550982128>multiverse dimension hopping I do in my headwhat level of autism is this?
If you asked Kris what music they like but also said that it can't be one Dess told them to like would they be able to answer
>>550982445hippo hop
>>550982445He'd name either some classical piano concerto or something from Asriel's old CD's.
>>550982394Advanced Schizometry
Cum and Shit in Deltarune
i finally managed to get my voice synthesis project somewhat correct.i can now somewhat replicate a speak and spell.i am so happy.
>>550981201https://youtu.be/JD1z-j-gAy4
>>550979143This would work if we already knew Toby's plans for Ramb. As far as we know, Ramb could be the super secret evil mastermind or FRIEND in disguise.
I've never used a magma before, but I must do it... For funny Fave.
>>550981201kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YkBjizw38c&list=PLpWxjThc5WAd1RROIyWRTVHvhtX_RdXu6&index=1
>>550982683spoder
instructing fave to grab the big stick if i keep procrastinating
>>550981201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ69JHfn2-0
>>550983839Answer:F-R-E-E-D-O-MWrong!Try again!
>>550981201Listening to Hammer of Justice while thinking up a Gerson Deltarune moveset for Rivals of Aether
>>550979272It would confirm my theory that Spamton and Tenna are the Darkner analogues of Kris and Dess
>>550979461Goated gif
>>550981201FROZEN INSIDE WITHOUT YOUR TOUCH WITHOUT YOUR LOOOOVVE> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eGM0IJc70Y
Me and Catti once I get that damn Vessel.
Grabbing Gaster's belly and calling him a fat nerd
>>550981201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHt5XDAD8Wc>tfw this project is already retired after 2 albums
>>550985425DO NOT COME NEAR ME.EVER.MYDELTARUNE.
>>550981624yes
>>550985089You're probably just saying that for shits and giggles, but if you believe that Dess is the one Kris made the promise to, the contract that ruined Spamton's life could be an analogue to the promise ruining Kris's.
I’m afraid of spoingus
>>550985562Scribbling in Gaster's Deltarune and then telling the teacher to get him to the principal's office
>>550985562I never come
Spamton please come back. Boss keeps asking me to do crazy shit to him. I'n seriously at my limit.
>>550983895that pic is literally just sage
fave hasn't masturbated in like 2 weeks
>>550985924fave is reverting into a primal gooner form
>>550983895WHAT HAVE YOU DONEMYPIPPIN.
>>550985754>"I read on the Face Book that shock therapy is the best way to get overclocked, now zap me so I can feel young again!"
I can't believe Gaster turned them both straight as punishment for trying to elope.
If Spamton is Kris then who is Tenna
>>550986280>big>purple>bad at spelling>selfishly believes their will can defy the prophecy
>>550985683In all seriousness what would be the point of all these Spamtenna drama scenes if it wasn't really about Kris?
>>550986280>always smiling and accomodating>wants everyone to have fun even as shit is falling apart around them
Dess is Mike.
>>550981201>https://youtu.be/XM72AOmQcrc>https://youtu.be/ar_ytmdYy2s>https://youtu.be/cs8rkoouPSU
>>550986496we're talking about real people not Darkners
>>550986181>tenna noticing mens assesgaster's conversion attempt didn't work
No...no! Those stinky HOMOS don't matter, it's all about my FUZZY LIGHTNERS!
>>550986693
Gotta make way for the homo superior
>>550986773That's the last remnant of his gayness that didn't get wiped out. He remembers mens' asses very well but doesn't remember why that's the case.
>>550986773Gaster's conversion therapy ray backfired and made Tenna even gayer
>>550986986>"Oh there you are child, come in, I'm making a Wensleydale pie!"
>>550986986If they can make Aardman Pokemon they can make Aardman Underrune
my fuzzy wuzzy stimmies uwu
>>550987551this is why i call you a fat nerd
Gasters conversion van
if they don't reconcile and get a happy ending i might pass away from sadness
>>550987551I DID NOT SAY THAT.I DON'T KNOW WHO GOT INTO MY COMPUTER.LIKEWISE, I BLAME THE MAIL MAN.
>>550981201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhA32Rkx57Q(who the FUCK releases an album one song a week?)
>>550987835Pay egg support to the Forgotten Man already, bum.
>>550986667>https://youtu.be/cs8rkoouPSUHoly based
why do we have a gasteranon now
>>550987965COMPLETE WITHOUT ISSUE.>>550987737CAN'T SAY.>>550988129
>>550988129that’s not gaster thats ??????
>>550988129He fired Spamton and is now procrastinating sending out the emails for the ARG.
>>550988235>procrastinating sending out the emails for the ARGwhat a bum
find my eggs.
Ok but for real, if you haven't read IHNMAIMS or played the game: AM turned Benny, a handsome, gay scientist into a straight, ugly, apelike creature with lower cognitive function.Does that sound familiar? If the Dark World is supposedly completely fictional then all the Darkners are at the whims of the writer, the one pulling the strings. That being could alter Spamton's own mind and make him hate Tenna against his will. Tenna was made to believe Spamton hated him and was just using him the whole time. When in reality Spamton's entire being including his thoughts were being puppeteered by someone. Spamton never actually resented Tenna, he truly trusted him.
>>550978957https://youtu.be/dwDns8x3Jb4
I FUCK DEAD DEERS!!!!!
>>550986986still would
How does Spamkris fit into the Spamton Tenna Divorce paradigm
>>550988758*mircrowave hum*
>>550988129DO NOTLISTEN TO THEIMPOSTERI AM THE REALMYSTERYMANTHE OTHER GUY DOESN'T WATCHARMORED TROOPER VOTOMS
>>550988758kyoot Tuft is still my favorite kiddo though
>>550989248same
>>550987737What if neither of them can be BIG but they can be small, together?
I can see in the dark
>>550984979>https://voca.ro/1gsvqkEV8Yad
>>550989490I NEED sex eram
Two out of three schizobosses so far are tragic little divorced gay freaksThat's a weird number, isn't it? Two out of three
>>550989650the same part of you that enjoyed yesterday?
>>550989728
>>550989693There was a third guy turning them straightOh no Suselle
>>550989490Without play, the knife grows dull.>>550989508Wrong! Try again!
would you be proud of ralsei if he in minecraft successfully built a railway from his house and into a far down cavern and ralsei actually made it work going both up and down? ralsei now has a god damn highway to hell and he is feeling metal about it.
The OST is called ERAM because the current RAM shortage means there's no physical DRAM to keep the Shadow Mantle contained.
post charas
>>550987989Thank you
>>550990032i would pretend to be unimpressed and relentlessly nitpick whatever little minor decisions he made while placing it, like not putting enough powered rails onand then when he gets actually sad from it, profusely apologize
welll this is awkward….
https://voca.ro/1a6KIQzjTvVd
Was Alphys right about Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2
>>550990032Yeah! Nice work, dude! :D
>>550990401>>550990825<3
>>550989248>bringing Tuft out of nowhereall kids are cute, let's not try to put some over the others
>>550990264Here's your hooman.
The mayor’s family
This all could've been prevented if the music trio Let The Bass Kick instead of being cucks
>>550991054MOST pip kids are cute...some...are scary
>>550989919>https://voca.ro/1cSM3Q1uzj4Nstill working on the concept.
>>550991054I’m sorry sama I was just reminded how cute she is
I like tanto
>>550991405neat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBdLO8u-0L8I'm annoyed because I think this is one of Toby's best boss theme compositions but something about the arrangement makes it feel weak
>>550991189carols look like skyler white in this
I ADMIT IT.I REGRET MAKING KRIS.
>>550991189Noelle if she real
>>550991189
James Ransone committed suicide :(
>>550992524who
>>550988807IFUCKTHE DEADI LOVE EMWHEN THEY'RE COLD
>>550991189Rudy is mexican.
>>550992650a good actor
>>550992095Give me my vessel
>>550991189artist?
>>550981201Currently gun pornhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3s5xo5KrCE
>>550993019we need more gun autism in games and in the media i like>t. gun autist
>>550993243WHY (ARE) YOU LITTLE?WHY DID YOU D'OH THE DOE!?
>>550992657I don't like hyper boobs please post hyper normal sized ones
>>550978957some tuft and celeste stuff I made on the wb
>>550994065can you stop existing?
>>550994065I also tried making a backstory for tuft
>>550994065cute duo
>>550991846I wish it had more banjo.Maybe some bell chimes, since hammers and ringing out the sound of justice and shit.
>>550991846it's missing the sound of blocking attacks
>>550994065Cute!My greatest wish is that they can get along one day...
>>550994065>>550994256they're so cuteeeeeee these are charming
>>550994256this is kino as fuck
>>550991189give them funky backgrounds and these'd be good disco elysium portraits
>>550994606oh, they'll get along all right
>>550989430holding spamton and tenna in my hands and petting them with q-tips
>>550994942temfag is the most powerful poster in this thread
>>550994256can tuftanon canonize this
>>550994878NOT LIKE THAT!
pippins oc haters are wrong because if there were enough pippins ocs the dice wouldn't need to resort to inbreeding
>>550995043Don't samefag
>>550994256I like the concept of the dice kids coming into existence in the light word some way when they're born from parents in the dark world
>>550995043meh I prefer when he is being cordial and discussing not reposting the same images without even saying anything like at least get new images
>>550995043You're only saying that because when you think power you think Epstein
>>550995043least obvious samefag
>>550995191>>550995473sex
>>550995191>top leftforever ruined
>>550995194in most cases, but guro would still love her sister if there were 1000000 other dice available
Are there really no consequences to FIGHTing Tenna? No flags for beating him pacifistly vs violently? You could beat the shit out of him and it's fine because you recruited everyone?
>>550995617argghh, gurofujo cute. cute!!!!
>>550981201I just woke up but I'm about to listen to the newest Creepcast episode
>>550978658Made a Tenna Nice-Cream swap to go with this
>>550995205>>550995503who you callin samefag?
>>550995641In Deltarune sometimes it's OK to beat the shit out of someone for acting like a giant assholeThis will be a major part of Ralsei's breakthrough in chapter 5 where he finally stops coddling Kris
>>550995191>Kino Kris>Ships him with berdlyHow do you even explain this
My head hurts
>>550996232In your heart you know the answer
>>550996232Just because someone is a good artist doesn't mean they can't have utterly shit taste.
>>550996470>me after ten hours of scrolling through tiktok funk edits (still going)
>>550996232Berdly is Kris's best match because he is the only person they don't obsessively manipulate and lie to
>>550996232If you really love a character you also want to make them suffer y'know
>>550996621I'd rather suck my own penis than use TikTok
i am torn between playing minecraft right now and stay up late or going to sleep now and start playing minecraft earlier tomorrow. i literally don't know what to decide on, my world is falling apart aaaaaaa
DikTok
>>550996763I’ve turned around on it
>>550995814Why did you post noelle?
skibidi favey
>>550996795Sleep if you can. If you are too excited to sleep, keep playing.
>>550996016what the fuck? didn't know you liked temfag again
>>550996795Play Minecraft NOWSleep can wait, the mines can't
>>550997054hey, i appreciate asses more, but i'll take tits if need be because the rest of the rest is just boys kissing and gay and retarded women yapping about their dark steel the hedgehog.
>>550997021>>550997158I AM TOO EXCITED ABOUT MINECRAFT YAYA GAMING TIME IT IS
>>550995612>forever ruinedI wonder how...
>>550997251>kraut likes the stalker who makes illegal pornyeah that checks out
>>550997251holy ESL
>>550997251>Kraut's an ass manWtf I like German people now
I hope they both fucking die and go to darkner [heaven]
>>550997413i hope they live happily ever after
Which threadshitter is Spamton, which threadshitter is Tenna and which threadshitter is real Mike?
>>550997354illegal porn?elaborate
>>550997251no im just suprised you still like him because i thought you didnt like discordfags>>550997635the tem deepfakes are ""illegal""
>>550997635Temfag used to make deepfake porn of Temmie and spam it like a motherfucker. Now, on a technicality, that kind of thing didn't become federally illegal until earlier this year so Temfag got away with it but can't anymore (or at least he can't post it).
jesus christ we better not go through the fucking temfag thread shit again I rather the thread just be dead for a bit then have that circular discussion again.
>>550997809while posting it he admitted he knew it was illegal and didn't care
>>550996232because they're fucking cute together??
>>550997915you're right. here's some intensely 2018 Jevil
>>550995191I hate ugly dykes Frisk and Chara.
>>550997915you just need to see the nuance
>>550995191The gap tooth is too fucking cute, man
I think it should be legal to kill someone who slightly annoys you
>>550998140>>550998173Yep... Starting to think his Kris is just a fluke.
>>550998173sorry they're not off-model hyperslop porn maybe find a different fandom?
>>550998173frisk could be better I love that chara though
>>550997915someone summon nuancefaggot and his orbiter
>>550998173These are very good Frisk and Chara though
>>550995641Beating up Tenna is good for the same reason beating up Kris is good
>>550998173yes yes we know you're into 11 year olds, you don't have to keep repeating it!
Bored
>>550998386Baffling post.
>>550997770>>550997809i can both understand why its illegal and yet i cannot vocalize how little i care that you want to hate temfag for some reason.find a better reason to harbor that much hatred.you are pathetic.i don't even like temfag, but you are that annoying that his semi-relevant coombait is leagues better than what you consider content at times.
>>550998173Kris and Frisk are ass but Chara is great.
>>550998628I hate Temfag because I hate schizophrenics and I think it should be legal to put them down like a dog.
>>550998628>find a better reason to harbor that much hatred.>you are pathetic.this is coming from the guy who makes endless vitriolic posts about people who like pippins
>>550998628i dont care about temfag im just suprised youre fine with him since iirc you dont like discordfags and hes a discordfag
>>550998628i can both understand why you don't like pippins and yet i cannot vocalize how little i care that you want to hate pippins for some reason.find a better reason to harbor that much hatred.you are pathetic.i don't even like pippins, but you are that annoying that their semi-relevant OC's are leagues better than what you consider content at times.
>>550996232Because Berdly is a good self insert. Most people ITT are just like Berdly>misogynistic>egotistical asshole>would fuck Kris, Noelle, or Susie>no personality outside of playing video games and watching anime>no one enjoys hanging out with them aside from the one nice coward who hangs out with everyone but still talks shit behind your back>unloved by their parents
>>550998623thanks
>>550998914>there's a faggot in my mirror
>>550998997>misogynisticI felt a wave of boredom, good job.
>>550998997
>>550998921nuancethread kraut editioni swear people here don't know how to ignore things. too many newfags?
>>550998617... but enough about Dess
I'm really fond of this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCBpx3DYjLUSo how bad is killing these babies going to be for your run anyway
>>550998173I want them to fuck me
>>550998997>mysoginisticsoft pippshit hands have written this post.
You guys are being stupid again. Stop that. Just post a UT/DR character you like instead.
>>550983907>the persona of 'ramb' is entirely a construct>everything he said, all his love for kris, was a lie>he just pretended to be turning to stonewould toby be so brutal?
>>550998914>>550999215can't even muster up a response to >>550998843
>>550998173I like bulldagger Frisk, but Chara sucks
>>550999118it’s really baffling kraut doesn’t even try to hide his post how can you not ignore it
KILL SEVEN BILLION PEOPLE
>>550999274i like this dipshit.i will make content of him when the women disappear.
fave/zero
>>550979143I think what they really needed was screentime with Queen but that goes for like 90% of the Cyber City NPCsI'd argue Swatch got hit worse by it than SCC did
>>550998386>>550998617I like when my humans look pretty and not like westshit, off-model or not.
threadshitter, too, is an acronym
>>550997326Kris misses the feeling of Dess’ hands.
When you think about it, nearly all of Berdly's dialogue is him rudely talking over women and denying their lived experiences
>>550999416You should do it regardless. Cus if all it takes is someone slightly annoying you to turn you off from creating, then your drive is weak.
>>550999274
>>550999331I like hannibal lecter lesbian chara
>>550999324not even worth it, bro.>>550999352i have nothing to hide
I don't think newbros realize that bringing up [Insert Threadceleb here] every 80 posts is part of why they keep coming back, and making a 10 post exposé with archive links to every time they've said something stupid won't make them magically disappear
>>550999170Girls in suits...
>>550999569where’s my hannibal lecter gay guy chara
>>550995612
>>550999676Why the fuck are we even getting new people right now? That doesn't even make sense.
>>550999435NEO is definitely going to add up to something, because bosses keep mentioning it. so maybe swatch will show up again then?he is at least non optional.
>>550999629>not even worth it, bro.nice try. you have no response.
>>550999485And then when he starts growing out of it everyone tells him it was a dream to make sure none of it sticksMuch to think about
>>550999676This thread is a lot better when you filter retards, filter their avatar md5s, and filter retards who reply to them.
"It's beginning to look like Christmas"No, it's not. Look at the fucking weather in the UK. Pissing down with rain. This looks like Christmas weather to you? Now it's depressing. Non-stop rain. The only place to have snow at Christmas is Lapland. So unless you're going to Lapland, you can't celebrate Christmas. Look at this, you call this Christmassy? Have a day off.
>>550999829is it ever not raining and miserable in the UK
>>550999707>Username isn't takenYou know, anything can happen
I've been posting nothing but Spamton/Tenna/Mike schizotheories this whole time. So if you're mad this thread went off-topic but didn't add to my discussion points(or anyone else's for that matter) you only have yourself to blame. I did everything right, I don't have to put up with SHIT.Enjoy your /soc/posting thread, suckers.
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>550999274they can never make me hate you sans
>>550999943Don’t do it, Anon.
>>550999762I think in Deltarune NEO stands for "false evolution" or something like thatSpamton NEO is him having a murderous meltdown, Tenna's NEO shows are him trying to force himself back into relevancy, Susie's theme's filename is "s_neo" and plays when she's at peak playing-the-bully-part
>>550995850What are the other swaps in this au?
>>551000023I don't want to personally, I'm just saying its there
>>550999964I love you*snips off your hair and runs away*
>>550999829it could be worseafter living for a few years in phoenix i'd love to move to the uk and never see the fucking sun again, if not for the fact that i'd be living in the uk
>>550999930yes, in summer it cooks the pensioners to death
New Knight theory
>>550999760If you think that’s weird, this same thing happened during the hiatus era too (read: Year 4 of no content after Chapter 2)
>>550999820Man the threads must be barren from your perspective with that many minimized and filtered posts.
human cracked...handsome
>>551000224the armor drips it was full of water this entire time and you were all too dumb to notice it
Deltarune is just Kid Radd but instead of a rad teenager the protagonist is the lamest teenager in history
I love when my second favorite Gaster artist draws Spamtenna
>>551000456i'm too lazy to checkis the water cooler sprite the same as the one in ut
>>551000398face of a man who needs a tall soft wife
>>550999946i appreciate you. i sadly don't share your particular brainworms, but i do appreciate you.
>>551000569Yup
>>550999485Who gives a shitBerdly was right about Susie, she smells like shit and her character is worse.
>>551000398ok now i understand why so many pippins want to fuck cracked
>>551000529
>>550999276he does have a flowey face and encourage you to have fun being violent in vidya
>>551000705exactly what I said when I first saw that image
>>550995191Feminine Kris feels wrong to me. Not trying to be controversial but he just seems like the asshole guys I hung out with in high school, not like a secretly cute mischievous girl.
>>551000705he has that wet puppy in a cardboard box magnetism
I am normal.I am not a furry.Wanting to hold noelle's hand is okay.A furry is a degenerate.I love noelle, they're just porntarded freaks.
>>551000892>the asshole guys I hung out with in high schoolthats already not like kris then, because kris has no real friends
>>551000986Sure buddy.
>>551000398Looks stupid imo, like an anime toddler with scars
>>551001090Kris has a lot of people who think they are friends with them but who Kris secretly rejects
Maximum anime
>>550999946i like reading your posts but i don't have much to add
>>551000986
>>550999686best we got is jon arbuckle gay guy chara
Humancrackeds skin must be really flaky>>551001237>anon cannot grasp the beauty of human crackedsad
Cuz after all the wasted yearsneed to get a taste of your fearneed a little taste of your bloodthen we can finally be oneyou’re everything that I’ve ever wanted just a single bite and I’m done throughthere’s no need to beg or bargain BECAUSE AFTER ALLTHE DAYS GONE BYTHE GRAND DESIGNWILL NEVER DIE!SO GIVE ME “One Last Bite”CUZ ALL THAT I NEED IS YOUITS THE WAY THAT THIS IS OUGHTA BE~YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU!but did you ever love me?
>>551001461Yes, because I have better taste
>>551001516oh this is a cute idea do you think they went to school together
>>551001387that works yes that’s great
sex with tvs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TQ5oDJxB2c
When Kris was a child they had a "I am too cool and mature to hang out with them" attitude towards the other kids their ageThey don't want to admit it but underneath all that self-loathing and apathy towards the world they still think the exact same way
>>551001247she's just like me fr
Waters of TV Time
>>551001516I just realized, ghosts dont age. Mettaton could be way older than undyne. Even napstablook could be in his 50's>>551001605what about human snippip?
>>550995096tuftanon herecanon!
>>550999676Curse of the newfags. As much as they're needed for thread survival and as much as they bring that breath of fresh air, hopefully they'll get it by the time the new chapters roll around.>>550999760Not that newfags can't come during a drought (they definitely can) but I would say it's more about how the Ch3+4 newfags are very much STILL newfags. They've only been around here for 6 months after all.And some of the avatarniggers have had orbiters for years too, so there's also that.
Tiny Krisp
BOOBSASSPUSSY
>>551001721Kris Dreemurr is the Cloud Strife of the 2020s (supposed to be the Cloud Strife of the 2010s)
*slams table*Weird Route.Exposes the transdimensional lore of the games. Will have a boss rush of all Deltarune bosses up to the Knight. Unlocks Sans and Undyne Undertale for a rematch. Beating Sans introduces you to Papyrus Deltarune, classmate of Asriel Deltarune, and begins the Weird Route final boss.
Fujo pippins...thighs...
i think chapter 5 will come out on march 20th and i will not be convinced otherwise
>>551001851Susie sucks
>>551000801fujoanon definitely wants to fuck snippiP I can feel it
>>551001802Blooky is old enough to remember Toriel visiting his snail farm, Blooky was around before Asriel died.Depending how long ago you think that was, Blooky could easily be hundreds of years old.
>>551001163>>551001382Laugh it up, but I know in my heart it is true...All of you freaks want rape, abuse, just hump mindlessly.I would marry her and do my best to give her the best life!None of your brain rotted terms like "pregnog" or "doevaries"
>>551001883>but I would say it's more about how the Ch3+4 newfags are very much STILL newfags. They've only been around here for 6 months after all.I have lurked on this website for too long then. Cus generally I just keep my mouth shut for months while lurking in a new place.
>>551002050April 1st release date for maximum self-sabotage
>>551002013Kris wishes they were Cloud Strife
>>551002102
>>551002054Wrong, she chomps
>>551002060to be fair, anon. we all do
>>551002207What did he mean by this?
>>551002060Dumbass
>>551002153im all in for 3/21
>>551000520>Deltarune is just Kid RaddI've been saying this for years!but no one knows what Kid Radd is so no one else gets it.
>>551002102Buddy I don't even want to lewd the Doe. I just want to call her a dork and make sure she gets through this game safely.Funny that other guy posted Alphys though, I'd leave that woman as a mess, and a wife.
>>551001986the three heroes
>>551002271
>>551002368Im one of those, i will google it but whats the rundown of kid radd
I wish I saved more artists drawings when I created my pippins folder. So many dice have been lost to time...
I'm not anon... I am the REAL Noelle Holiday... TRAPPED and BETRAYED in the REAL WORLD!
>>550999515i am happy to hear that you think so but regardless of what i wish and you think, there is nothing to contribute to for as long they make their presence known.
Kraut are you hereIm new idk how to follow your posts shoot a flaregun
>>551002064according to their undernet username, blooky's birth year ends in 22. undyne's ends with a 91 and papyrus's with a 95.mettaton is OLD
>I am natural kraut repellentWOOOOO
>I love noel-Furry.>Bu-Stupid furry, you like fucking fuzzy women because you are a dumb gay furry.And Noelle will NEVER love you.
>>551002469like this creature
>>551002678All of Kraut's filenames are keyboard spam and he often avatarfags Flowey (and now ERAM). You'll notice the pattern eventually.
I really, really like Mr. “Ant” Tenna, and I LOVE his wacky games! Long live Chapter 3! I don’t need any entertainment else: TV is here, and it I adore!
>>551001630it would be funny if thats where undyne started not liking him. I dont know. mettaton gives me like homeschooled vibes for some reason. something something susie undyne/kris mettaton parallels. j can see ghost mettaton being a little prankster for attention. I guess deltarune implies that he was very timid as a ghost but i think thats boring or at least the way theyre doing it in deltarune so far is boring
Tenna farted on me and didn’t even apologize
>>551002207I like the weird route art that portrays kirs and Noelle as partners in crime
>>551002742
>>551002802Amen.All you need is Tenna!
>>551002718don't worry, i am pretty sure plenty people find you repugnant.not just me, babe.
I wish to get Berdly pregnant.
>>550996232Especially when Berdly has only shown interest in Susie
>>550995641There are no consequences for beating the shit out of King, either. It only matters for Queen.
Toby raped me
I'm weirdI'm a weirdoI don't fit in, and I don't wanna fit inHave you ever seen me without my stupid fave on?That's weird
>>551003090Col…
>>551003090We know, Sakurai.
>>551002469i dont have a lot but here is one
>>551002959accidental reply. oops
>the suspiciously annoying dog-looking half-pippins child of Colpins
>>551002467it's a sprite based webcomic from the early 2000's but all the sprites were made for the comic. the story is kinda like wreck it ralph, where radd gets freed from his game after a rom of it is uploaded to the internet. the story has a bunch of meta elements and plays around a lot with the idea of what being a video game character means and how characters from different games would interact, lots of nods to popular game series (like earthbound). give it a read.
>>551001593You don't know how happy the prospect of someone knowing what I'm talking about when I prattle about "The Tailor" is to me
>>551003074what do you call this
>>551002690he always gave me older vibes which everyone thought i was crazy for but he gives like 30+ year old gay la guy vibes and undyne and alphys are early/mid 20s. a lot of celebrities are 30s it takes a while for your career to start up and also it makes him seem a little stunted and immature like a self obsessed teenager which is always a character trait I find funny
i wonder what happened to the femanon who said she'd tolerate kraut. did he kill her? what happened
>>551003358She's sucking him off right now
>>551003451he hates women because she's doing a poor job, that explains it
>>551003085
>>551003358accidents happen.oh no~
>>551003459Imagine accidentally stepping on Thorn
>>551003459SURGE THE TENREC?
>>551003554The Weird Route is always waiting
>>550999274I FUCKING NEED CHARA CUDDLES DAMMIT!
I'm not a furry, but if Carol took her shirt off I'd suckle on her boobie, I'd have to be gay not too!
>>551003358She was a he
has anyone made chudins yet?
Susie sucks...On a yummy juice box!!! Mmmmmm juice -Susie
>>551003597woah chara anon hello
>>551003627you mean like the noelle-drawfag?
>>551003635TV has fallen. Billions must unsubscribe.
>>551003716Precisely, it was the tranny
Is there still time to introduce Susie's Dad to the plot as an active participant
>>551003646
Kraut raped and killed a prostitute in 2010 and the police have yet to find the body.
goodnight /utg/. i am going to bed now. cya tomorrow.
I like kerdly because it's funny, much how I like rudgore because it's funny. I can only hypothesize any legit kerdly uses Kris as the self insert so the user can be with the nerdy berd and gnaw on his raw thighs or something
>>551003231NTA what?
>>551003895Sleep well, fren! I will be going to bed soon too.
here are my spicy takesLIKE>Flowey>Toriel>Sans>Papyrus>Undyne>Alphys>Catty>Bratty>Asgore>Seam>Jevil>Noelle>Catti>Queen>Spamton>GersonDISLIKE>Burgerpants>Mettaton>Rouxls>BerdlyOKAY>everyone else not mentioned
>>551003090You choose to get raped, you could've just consented during it but no
>>551003809Susie's family will most likely be a device for her backstory development, although it'd be interesting to see where'd Toby could go with that. I mean, most villain characters are introduced and disposed of within a single chapter, so everything is possible.
>>551003809Susie Gaster
>>551004000I respect this
would susie gaster make her the antichrist to parallel noelle and kris having christ comparisons
What games are you all buying during the Steam winter sale or are you all a bunch of NEETs with no money other than welfare
>>551003784lmao rip
>>551002829mettaton's friend group is really small isn't it? it's his family, shyren and alphys. probably sans because sans always sticks around for him in the mettaton ending, but sans says himself, he knows everybody. and that's the only close friends he has. he's surprisingly introvertedso i agree he's like susie, where he has this facade he wants everyone to buy into. her being scary, him being a BIG SHOT
>>551003971Picrel's AU has a take on Bratty and Burgerpants that I really like especially if taken from a "how are they both mourning" angleI have mixed feelings on their take on Papyrus(in that I don't know if his symbolism of hope existing in a world where such things are ontologically impossible are fully exploited)—but my real misgivings are for Muffet's takeI've also called her "The Tattered" if you want to search in the archives, she has a son named Jerm
>>551000628>>551001371:(https://youtu.be/K0CQ7qjcUVQ?si=K1T3bPijrp69HTwC
>>551004187I bought Deltarune, finally.And also friends got me to buy Vermintide 2.
>>551003597Who draws garbage like this kek
>>551004179Kris and the knight are the antichrist. It takes a special kind of degenerate to take everything you've known your entire life and do the exact opposite.
>>551004278genuine autists, not the internet "teehee stimming" ones
>>551002789Noted, well Ill treat your reply as the anchor What do you all think about Weird Noelle being a vehicle for creating Flowey Deltarune? Noelle already had a kill streak going on with her other games, is kinda sorta hinted at being involved in the creation of a cursed cat which could be Friend, her house has a basement which has the 8bit dungeon music, vines and Spamton's vines, is where you fight Spamton NEO because the NEO suit, while guarded, was dumped away in the basement. Just like how Deltarune characters are like, this weird mishmash of Undertale like Mettaton with the husbands and Queen as the moms etc , Noelle is seemingly surrounded by Flowey esque clues. I know Asgore has the flowers, but that's about the only clue he has with Flowey.Weak? Credible? Should I get a sucky or should I run into a wall
>>551003942I think Kerdly does have a few things going for itBerdly is like the only person Kris hangs out with for non-transactional reasons, with everybody else it's schoolwork or occult research or whateverBerdly is also kind of like the anti-Kris (earnest to a fault and hates cheating, huge loudmouth, socially unaware, cringe but free) so there's an opposites attract sort of dynamic to it
>>551004205This is like the third most trannycoded general
>>551000892Kris is an asshole but he'd be unlikable if he had gel spiked hair like the guido asshole who slapped your ass in high school, so I'll take the femboy
>>551003627>>551003716One of many dossieranons here. Those are two different people. For those who weren't present, https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/545411608/#545445484They did say they weren't the noellepedo, and the typing style isnt consistent with the noellepedo, different shortenings/acronyms and the noellepedo didnt use those faces. 75/25 in favor of it actually being a femanon id say.
>>551004350>It takes a special kind of degenerate to softlock my game
>>551004187I'm thinking of picking up Little Goody Two Shoes and Grimshire.
>>551004461flowey is already real.
>>551004524you make a fair point
>>551004543I didn't forget about that. Toby Fox did. Hatchet. Hands. Removed.
>>551004212His mindset is notoriously shallow—his obsession with his body is based on what human media has told him is a "sex symbol" but it's clear that's not where his heart is, the comedy in his hotel is in its tastelessness(even the OST titles reference the fact) and his dance moves interpretive at best; endlessly chasing a dragon that doesn't exist(much like the real life "minority" that inspired his undertones)
>>551004187I bought FF12 and Beyond Citadel and Rules & Rodents and that's probably going to be it for this XmasI was thinking of also buying the new Digimon but I already have a huge backlog so I'll just wait for that to go on a deeper discount in the Summer or whatever
>>551004676Kek, like fish in a barrel
>>551004239I wish Mettaton was explored more his story and design is kinda kino it really feels like a horror game character
>>551004535Then come we have so many actual women here? It’s mostly women and gay guys
>>551004714with noelle you dont even need to install anything
>>551002469i like the chara and frisk one. it makes me think it’s kind of fucked up that i feel like a lot of the artists that would portray chara the best or have actually interesting ideas etc are also the ones that would never do it in 1 trillion years unless its like a request like this or something. and then a lot of people who have drawn chara a lot just draw the same crap over and over or shit that seems ugly and retarded on purpose. it’s just sad we live in topsey turvey world. i wonder if other people feel the same like is this a general hyper specific interest thing, like those who do it well often don’t do it yet there’s a horde of retards that do it constantly but badly. i don’t know
>>551004542you're really doing your homework on those freaks, huh?personally, it doesn't really matter if that person is a woman or not. their taste is still trash if it led them to me.
>>551001237I agree
>>551004714For me it's the deer leg numb chucks
>>551004542Does anyone have a dossier on me?
>>551001721Dess is pretty cool for hanging out with Kris
>>551004748mettaknight is a crack theory (much as i love it) but i do think mettaton involvement in the conspiracy would be cool
>>551004868Depends who you are. My dossier is quite long.
>>551004797Only reason i was looking back is she made some vaguely similar points to the epstein nuance guy and i wanted to check and see if there were more similarities to indicate they might be connected, didnt go anywhere but eh. Less of homework more investigation.>>551004868Depends who you are.
>>551004212actually to think more thoughts, i find it really interesting how much the main 6 characters kind of exclude him. he's not in the picture. they don't invite him to their 9th anniversary potluck. he's in side character helland is this self imposed? like yeah he really burned those fucking bridges, but it's not like they wouldn't forgive him. monsters are nice, asgore would probably think he did the right thing trying to defend humanity. so it's probably that his own pride won't let him do it. he's cockblocked himself out of being a main character.
>>551005030Do you dossier everyone or only people you dislike
am i under investigation by dossieranon?
It is written in the dossier that December Holiday is a human.
>>551004564Undertale or Deltarune? What makes you say that beyond the vines?
>>551005030>>551005096If you couldn't immediately tell, then I'm safe. You know nothing
dossier too is an acronym
>>551004748I'm willing to...tolerate, the "Do You Really Hate Me That Much?" backstory. It redacts the most compelling aspects of the characters to me(namely Bratty's denial that her...friend(?) is well and truly dead, which causes her to shape her whole inner world in her demented image, The Eye's cowardice, at least at first) in a way that makes it feel like a sandwich without the meat. >>551005153I can't be bothered to do it to an imageboard retard but I have attempted to find the location of every other online friend I have(though usually get stumped after finding out a town–in one case I have to scour an entire high school graduation livestream just to figure out which of the curly blonde white guys with glasses is my target)
>>551005350Nibbling this Pippins
>>551005106>I WONDER WHO TOOK IT... THE PHOTO, I MEAN.deltarune mettaton/"hapstablook" has some weird connections to shuttah and kris, the ex costume resembles dark world kris and they have this edgy outcast thing going on but want to be "big shots"
/utg/ is a forum created via a joint operation with Palantir and the NSA. All your information has been collected and will be used in the future. Thank you.
>>551002686I now know enough Russian to know that it says FRIEND.
>>551005394>every other online friend I haveI'm super safe because I'm not part of your sekret klub discord and I don't use social media
i sat my self-insert down with Kris, Susie, Noelle, and Berdly for a movie night and I have no idea where to go from here I think I was too self-indulgent
>>551004892*siiiiiigh*Yeahhhh.......yeeeaaaaahhhhh.....*makes note to owe anon a favor and starts fapping*
>>551005394>I have attempted to find the location of every other online friend I haveseek help
>>551005454given their records i could believe peter thiel is a goatnonce and sam altman is a kresspedo desu
>>551005106nta but I thought his celebrity status was what made it weird or difficult for him to hang out with the others
>>551005309beyond zillion sprite references, beyond being paraphrased completely beyond like 3-5 music references?
If liking Noelle makes you a furry by that logic liking black women makes you not racist.
>play Chapter 5 just to see Asgore get cucked in real timeOh, wow... thank you, Toby...
>>551005667did you not play any other chapter
>>551005667Time traveler spotted. Get him boys.
>They're, like, SO tasty!!Was he intentionally yurifagging here or was this just a joke he realized he could turn into yurifagging later
>>551005512Put on Gunhed the rest will resolve itself
>>551005624perfect darkners to pair battat with i wish we could force them into the mike room to drive him crazy
>>551005628You are assuming I know all of this, how do I know what has merit and what is schizo wishful thinking?
>>551005153>Do you dossier everyone or only people you dislikeOnly people who make themselves recognizable to me. Like posting an image from the thread on twitter or in a discord. Or posting in a very consistent style.
>>551005667If you do weird route, you get to see Susie get her heart broken too! Did something happen to him in real life, or…?
I don't have any of the mental illnesses you guys all have.I'm a trustfund nepo baby with no problems. I'm bored so I go here to feel something(and discuss UTDR in a non libtard space)I also don't feel bad for any of you.
Send voice requests here.
>>550978957all work and no play makes laila a dull girl...
>>551003597Holy human SEXO>>551004278Me, I like it.
>>551005775>>551005583
>>551005760Does this include drawfags
>>551005667don't worry anon chapter 5 will be exactly like that really cool chapter 5 take some artist is doing asgore WILL get killed by the roaring knight in a tragic cutscene and it'll all be really cool
I'm recognizable but don't do anything interesting, am I safe
>>551005741>not knowing toby is a massive yurifag
>>551005775So you feel good for me? Thanks :)
>>551005813chara and frisk playing with dice >>551002469
I’m happy knowing my images and typing is so sporadic that I can’t be in anyone’s dossier
i am recognizable right now, does dossieranon hate me and gather info on me for evil reasons too?
>>551005759ancient knowledge.i didn't even add the vines in ch4.
>>551005925Well, yes but at that point they were glorified plot devices who were funny because they were dubiously homeless(also clearly a tendency of his) so it is a valid question
Is Toby bisexual or does he just write yaoi for the love of the game(like me)?
>>551005851Didn't read the "draw" part. Then it's not me because I don't draw in general.
>>551005775>no problems>I go here to feel somethingUh huh.
>>551003597I hate shitty Gooner hooman
>>551005818everytime I see this pippins I feel sad
i think i’m very recognizable but ive never really been called out for anything or BTFO with an epic 500 page google docky dossier with archive receipts so i must be very benign and ignorable
>>551005576I've done this before and I've found out the exact address for most of them, they don't know this but I even know how to get in contact with their parents or even know some of their family history, I mostly did it so if I ever come near the area they live in I could surprise them
Everyone on the Deltarune dev team is implied to be Jewish and bisexual
>>551005963I don't think any dossiers exist considering the anons here can't even make their own jackbox games
>>551006102Ask him about kissing boys.
>>551006159You're me on opposite day.
>>551006207you sound like a mental case
>>551005394>I have attempted to find the location of every other online friend I haveWhat the fuck? What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>551005446>metatron is the recording angel>mettaton has a record and rewind attack>>551006098akshually alphys used to be on the same street as bratty and catty you are now noticing their names spell out A B C
>>551006207Yes, you get it exactly. The difference being I lack the delayed gratification to not just imply it to them through weirdly specific congratulations—a brother's concert, a mother's new job, etc.In one case(I'll call him farmguy) he outright welcomed the discovery because he feared his vet father might snap on him one day and wanted SOMEONE to know where to find him
>>551006102He's prison gay
>>551006198I've been caught as an oldhead regular from my filenames a few timesI too am beloved
>>551006198GET HIM BOYS
>>551006039Perfect, maybe I should ammend my idea with Weird Noelle will USURP Flowey UnderruneI am convinced both Flowey and Genocide Chara being in a finished dark world forever depending on the route would have some link to all this darkness talk of Deltarune
>>551006198I know who you are
>>551006473Are you capable of understanding how uncomfortable this makes people
>>551005030Do you dossier the drawfags?
>>551003942In canon Berdly and Kris seem to find each other annoying yet be slightly obsessed with each other. They seek each other out. Berdly is desperate to prove his superiority over Kris and Kris likes to mess with Berdly.This is a fun dynamic. Romance heightens it by adding another reason they seek each other out, more opportunities for hijinks, and higher stakes.It's fun to imagine that they're driven to looney tunes bullshit by romantic attraction that they lack the introspection to understand. And it's fun to imagine one or the other finally connecting the dots and stumbling through it all because they have poor social skills and the relationship thus far has made it difficult to take anything the other does seriously.>I can only hypothesize any legit kerdly uses Kris as the self insertTo the extent I self insert I self insert as Berdly, he's more relatable and I like Kris
>>551006156Is it bad that I have no substantial IRL struggles so I go to shitty places for losers to LARP as someone who does?I kinda just do it to feel special, I wish U had some deeply seated mental illness that makes me not a normie.
>>551006454It's just called being an OSINT freak; books and documents on the topic are the only thing a retard like me reads nowadays(and even then not much)>>551006694Perhaps, but in one case a friend outright dared me to try out of morbid curiosity so I assume it's expected
I know who I am
>>551005623maybe its me giving him more depth than he deserves because im biased but especially his distance with alphys and blooky...I think it is self imposed. the same way in deltarune like he isnt a "nobody" that no one actually would want to hang out with and thats why he has to be a hermit, its his own insecurity. *goob voice* they all hated me
>>551006681who?
>>551006673want some replications i did to prove some of the cameos?
>>551005813Do Susie calling out Ralsei for acting like a pervert towards everyone with Ralsei defense being that she's acting "homophobic" please, that step on me line from chapter 4 is a workplace violation.
>>551006820>UI*
>>551006829shadow…
>>551006846i think he wants the other person to make the first reconciliation move to prove they love him, but he surrounded himself with cowards so it will just never happen
>>551006829SHITdow...
Which Fave would look the coolest wielding a shotgun one-handed
>>551006859You draw
>>551006820>I wish I had some deeply seated mental illness that makes me not a normie.Pretty sure that it is a mental illness of its own. If that's your way of feeling special, then most likely there's no one in your life who considers you special even to them specifically.
>>551007182mettaton but only as a box
>>551006457This spamton titan stuff might be interesting later but this whole "reuse elements" thing has gotten so old. We might as well say every audio, every text, every sprite, every battle etc has some bit from something else in the game or Undertale, because that's where we're at anyways and it has long lost all meaning. Berdley's house having Cinnamon Pie? Great, that means a million useless things.
>>551007073>>551007136it's me...the DEVIL
>>551006756>Do I dossier some of the most recognizable posters and easiest to ID off-siteWhat do you think?Dossier's aren't meant for evil, they're just my own notes for my own pleasure.
>actively making the anonymous imageboard experience worse and driving recognizable posters like artists away:/
i have a dossier on every person that ever posted, >can you share some of that info?no i will not>doesn't that mean you are just pretending to have the info?s-shut up
Deltarune & Knuckles
Gaster is kind of like Peter Thiel when you think about it
>>551006879If you don't mind, sure
smash bro's stage
>>551007438>tsundere dossieranonyoure my favorite dossieranon
To be fair Berdfag only got caught up by being dumb enough to make his gay hookup username the same as his gay furry porn one so I think everyone else is safe
>>551007182This gave me an idea to try and draw Ralsei with a magic bolt in one hand and a shotgun in the other, Bioshock style.
>>551007351i don't disagree, some things are going to show up again just because toby likes them. i mostly thought the picture was nice
>>551007189i think you got the wrong guy
You’re really kind of a freak, huh?
i think therefore i am
>>551007560TsundossierSomeone draw that
>>551006807fair point (x2)
>>551004212>>551004212oh I was trying to compare undyne to susie like in the stream and the kris/mettaton parallels are admittedly nonexistent other than the human fan thing but yeah its all a very obvious act, he is preforming for attention lol not an earnest sexpot. sort of ties into my hc that hes barely sexual despite him being the horniest (on the surface) ut character. if you ignore the trans thing I feel like everyone in the world would realize the robot body is some sort of maldaptive coping mechanism and escapism than exactly healthy or his "true" self.
i'm detected a recently deceased love one... a grandma, no, an aunt...
would toby make a shakespeare reference or is that too highbrow
I forget about Bones' and Philip's kid a lot.
>>551007189well i didn’t ask ‘who?’ but im the guy you replied to initially saying you know who i am. and yes you have that right
>>551007748WAS MONEY AN ISSUE
>>551007401I think they are just making a point to the drama stirrers and malicious postersThe artists will just post to the anchor and draw on whiteboard and post their non wb work whenever as usual. Kraut and Tem are just annoyed at the long stretch of slow threads being bumped only by pippins
>>551007182Chara? Aside from fave bias>AsgoreAbsolutely pulls off the Terminator scene (one-handed shotgun on a motorcycle).>Susie (Dark world)Axe-Shell look could go hard if in military dark world.
>>551007748THAT'S MY AUNT SHE OD'D ON FENT OH MY GOD
>>551007792how can you forget skinny mckinney???????
>>551007789>ALAS, POOR PAPYRUS!
>>551006291I am in some ways, knowing stuff about people I've talked to for a long time isn't one of them>>551006473Don't get me wrong, I didn't do it because I wanted to specifically intrude in their privacy but rather as potential leverage in case of a fall out, or heck even a surprise visit in the future where I can show up with something they love, my dossiers isn't exactly going to be wasted on random anons here but those I actually want to know more about, I like these people and we're not exactly to fuss about having some personal information be known between the group but yeah, I do know more than what is appropriate
>>551006224If he was a real jew, he would not promote homosexuality.
>>551007789he already did that in undertale you fake fan
All fujoshi are transphobic pedophiles who self-insert and living vicariously through their autopedophilic fictional characters (who look like women and are women in everything but name, but are technically "male" and, of course, are underage or minor-coded(Spamton))
>>551007489You STOLE my theory!!Who do I submit a complaint to in this subreddit?
>>551007535this is awesome i want moar>>551007939name
>>551007824I sense that a post very close to yours may relate to you
>>551007894Not enough art of him with his parents.
>>551007995>minor-coded(Spamton)Don't wanna babysit that baby
>>551007789Fucking dunce.
i too love to vaguepost
>>551007917>rather as potential leverage in case of a fall outsociopathic
>>551008094said fave
>>551007523I didn't hit the sound as right as i wanted, but here you go.>https://voca.ro/1gGxvEHFnL78i hope it gets the point across.
It's not that deep to me I just like feeling like Batman despite being a manchild
sometimes i like to drop little bits of lore about myself in this general and imagine that someone recognizes my posts and puts together their own little image/idea of me in their mind. said fave
vaguepost? I barely know her!
>>551008020If anything, my existence proves that. Real Jews are not like Toby Fox. You are lying.
>>551008094i have a crush on someone in this thread, still won't say who though.
>>551008219i can't believe it's you fartjoe
>>551008208Oh I remember this.I don't like this.
>>551008094Someone has a crush on me in these threads and I know that it’s me
>>551008290we all wanna crack pixelanon its ok
>>551008208Holy shit why did this only clicked with me now?
>>551008219sorry, but nobody cares.
>>551008290snowdinfag
The only time I'm recognizable is when I post my penis
Alas, poor Papyrus! I loved him, Chara. A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath called me on my phone a thousand times. And now how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hang those unlips that I would have kiss'd I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your blue bones? your flashes of merriment that were wont set the table on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning? Quite chopfallen. Now get you to Mettaton's chamber, and tell him, let him paint an inch thick, to this favour he must come. Make him laugh at that.
for me its painter
>>551008356good.>>551008414want another one?
for me its FujoAnon
for me it's that nutjob poster
sometimes i wonder if any of these presumably many people who have crushes on anons have them on me, and feel sad because having a crush here sounds unfortunate. the chance of that working out or even going anywhere at all is almost worse than a snowball's chance in hell_
>>551008045okay now wtf are you doing is that like a cold call. is my dead great grandma in the room with us right now. which post would this post be in proximity to is it my reply or my opening post and how close are we even talking
The Underground is just a tad too modern to have a Batman, you gotta have at least the semblance of that 40s moblife to spawn him, only second to the Punisher
>>551008290i'm actually the anon who has a thread crush but won't reveal who (unless you also have one). it's too embarrassing to share so I'll keep it to myself
>>551007514Gaster had a Gonergram model boyfriend who mysteriously plunged to his death after confronting Gaster and his huaband?
>>551008627Your psychotic wife who will feed you to death
I have a crush and I WILL say whoIt's shadowguy pippins. Yes I included Shadowguybooba into my harem, too. Also, I post about stuff. Yes I WILL vaguepost, too. NO, I am NOT the other vagueposter. YES, I samefag WITH my shadowclones. NO, my shadowclones post about different things.
>>551008276How much are you gonna crash out when the knight is revealed as a character with sympathetic motivations, instead of just Ganondorf but Black?
>>551008729I like your voice
Sometimes people change or have headcanons on characters that are so specific and they apply them so completely and act like they're canon that it makes me wonder if they even LIKE the character that they're applying it to.Like when I see someone change every single character to be transgender or say that every character should be a woman and/or refer to every male character with she/her pronouns or whatever the fuck, it makes me wonder: why?It always feels really awkward as well, and it kind of gets worse if other people also near-automatically jump onto it as "THE BEST THING EVER" and...It feels shallow.You made a sans OC then yeah do whatever the fuck. You take the actual sans and say he's now transgender and uses she/her and also has "alters" and it makes me wonder wtf you're even doing. It's even worse if it bleeds over into actual discussion or something.Maybe I just found the weird "mega-woke" part of the fandom. I kind of just want to appreciate the characters as they are and not go to such extremes to alter them that they might as well be someone else.
>>551007897>>551007986>>551008603damn thank you! i will include it
>>551007995kresspedos getting uppity: the post
My headcanon is that Papyrus needs glasses but refuses to wear them because he thinks they make him look like a dork.
>>551008861 The one in my orbit who's like this(obsessed with the idea of butch lesbian sans though not brazen enough to say it's literally canon) is also the one who designed perhaps THE fankid design for me so I can't talk
I bet Friend actually is a chaotic neutral thing
are anons playing anything tonight
my headcanon is that queen sounds like the 2022 perky female AI voice
what's ny dossier say
>>551009196Play with my dingaling on magma
>>551009218ayy i'm walkin hea
>>551009218what???
>>551009196Not with my dick. I'm too tired. Maybe Balatro or Lies of P.
>>551009196I've been playing this little game called DELTARUNE all day.
I can be recognisable if I don't actively try to blend in with all ya'll, the urge to type "aye" to a lot of posts or even some other terminology cause it feels more natural to me is a lot.
>>551009196i'm playing with my cat
>>551007718>the kris/mettaton parallels are admittedly nonexistenthonestly this is interesting to me, because they're kind of surface level opposites if that makes sense.mettaton wants to be a human with his fancy body, kris wants to be a monster with their shitty fake horns. they're so desperate to be big shots they'll throw their loving families under the bus. their motivations are very different for wanting those, though. kris is doing this for another person and is self destructive, but mettaton is entirely self servingi always thought mettaton/chara had this weird unexplored duality where mettaton loved humanity and chara hated it, but these two characters have never and could never have met.but now i know, this parallell was intended to be with kris.i don't know what to do with that information, except i guess make insane theories about it.
are we minecrafting tonight
>>551009196the name of the game is your mom and lets just say heh. im already playing it (eye glows blue) (magic blue boner appears)
>>551009196Darktide.>>551009295That's nice. Honestly I should do a weird route run but I'm busy talking with friends.
I would smooch other drawfags
>>551009345wowie my cat is cuddling next to me
>>551009285>Lies of Pvery surprisingly good game I played that earlier this year too
>>551009345Calm down shane dawson
>>551009440kyoot
>>551009297I just like to throw shit at a wall and see if other anons can form an identity around my disconnected posts. I'm not worried about getting caught because I lie all the time.
>>551009048post fankid?
Well now that everyone has calmed down, for the record, I like alot of stuff on here hence me and others still keep this tab open. Sorry if you post and I don't reply, especially to the artists, chances are I saved and liked it, I just don't say anything because whatever reason assume I am crying and shitting all the time Except theories, your theory is wrong and mine is right end of good day I SAIDgood day
>>551008603Chara, did I ever tell you about Papyrus? He was Undyne’s exotic skeleton apprentice, a fine piece of calcium from a more civilized age. He had the tightest body and the perkiest little ribs in the galaxy; barely enough to consider corporeal in most places. Undyne and I used to cut our teeth on him at the end of every successful spaghetti cookout during the Frisk Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire Dog Batallion take a bite out of him, part of official Royal Guard “training” of course. In time, he learned how to handle a noodle better than anyone in Snowdin. He wore a "cool guy" shirt every day so we told him there were no other shirts in the Underground, and since he was constantly going on dates you’d get a glimpse of his backwards baseball hat too, as he’d do a wink while breaking another human's heart. It was surreal. We taught him to grip his weapon backwards like a stirring spoon and he constantly got defeated by children almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant comedy Chara, you have no idea. And he was a good friend.
Emails from the Thank You page are coming out
I hope nobody has a crush on me ever, it terrifies me, but I'm glad I'm not nearly recognizable enough or popular enough for me to have a 'fanbase' the way some of the other drawfags here do and then have increased potential of someone having a crush on me because of it.Phew!
>>551009510This gremlin
I'm gifting my friends Steam games for Christmas, don't tell them though
Don't touch me, don't even LOOK at me, IGNORE ME
>>551009646pretty cute
>>551009259LmaooooooooooNY anons, is thisbrral or an old 90s NY boomer meme?
I'm gifting my friend 32gb of DDR4 RAM for christmas. If they don't want it they can sell it for 20 copies of Deltarune.
Playing chapter 4 was the first time I've ever felt embarrassed playing a game.
my gifting my friends my suicide for christmas
>>551008846thanks anon>>551009196busy programn. might play original tetris with family later_
>>551009925all these mys what are you agent smith
>>551007182
>>551009805The prices for those sticks and SSD sticks shouldn't be THIS BAD what the FUCK?
>>551009639Developed a crush on you, can you tell me your favorite things to include in your shrine?
>>551009590i will get mine 7 days late just like the newsletterwhy is fangamer so BAD
i love buckethead <3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c46T7AIzKpI
>>551009915>EUUUUUUUGH why are they talking about their FEELINGS instead of making QUIPS about how THAT JUST HAPPENED TOBY IS RAPING MEEEEEEEE
Weekend nights aren't the same without jackbox
>>551009196gonna code some of my stuff for my game then probably Ori and the Will of the Wisps
>>551009196Dragon Quest 11.
>>551010037Techbros + current US leadership = lolI'd advise just sticking with whatever hardware you have for a few years, and pray to the machine spirit that your shit doesn't break.
>>551009915Don't worry anon, a lot of people struggled with Gerson.
>>551009196i will continue my armored core bender probably or get sucked back into kenshi
>>551009639I had this girl crush on me irl before and yes it was terrifying cause I'm a huge faggot, I'm glad she took the hint even if it was cause she cried to my fucking sister who broke told her I wasn't interested
>>551009925more petscop references in deltarune and no one even notices
>>551009297Too late you're already in the Dossier Scottishanon.
>>551009915>>551010190Gerson made me feel kind of bad. I feel like he'd try to help me and I'd just depress him or he'd give up on me.
>>551009680https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22RA6bN3AL4*respectfully leaves tray of cookies close enough to see but at a distance, a card that says "ILU" with a heart drawn on it*
>>551007718he is weirdly asexuali don't think he has a true self, i think he is lies all the way down.
Where's MY email, Toby?
Before the sun went down?What the fuck does that mean?
>>551010425>he is weirdly asexualyeah a sexual predator
Funny dog.
>>551010251>Move forward with this answer.What
>>551009297seeing y'all and aye in the same post is bugging me out
>>551010528the roaring?anyway more sun references. it will be important.
>>551010552>
WHERES MY FUCKING EMAILS REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>551010171But anon, what if I'm trying to upgrade because my shit's already breaking?Yes I'm looking into prebuilts but the ones I want are out of stock. I hate that windows 11 is forced on all the prebuilts and most of them have aio coolers instead of cheaper and better air coolers.Imagine Spamton selling you "super affordable DDR5 RAM" but it turns out to be ink cartridges.
Call you guys start calling me "Pluey"?
SOMEBODY MUST HAVE GIVEN THE CORRECT ANSWERAT LEAST ONE PERSONRIGHT?RIGHT??RIGHT???
>>551010863Only if you call me daddy
I got some weird shit on my hands I hope it's not cancer or AIDS because that would suck
tech people, why would some people get their fangamer emails a week late?
>Toby kidnapped 50 people off the streets and forced them to respond to emails individually
BALLS
>>551010047YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!!>>551010265Sounds scary. I'm terrified of someone having a crush on me because I could never return the feelings, plus I'd be a horrible partner.
>>551010787>I hate that windows 11 is forced on all the prebuiltsIsnt it possible to switch to Win10?
>>551010552Forgotten Man BTFO
>>551010863Only if you namefag as Pluey, "Anonymous"
>>551010904The wrong answers come firstThat's why I haven't gotten mine yetSorry bros, Toby likes winners
Oh God there's multiple special answers, aw FUCK!
>>551011015OFFICER BALLS
>>551011046I don't want to put up with Microsoft anymore. I just want to use Linux. Windows being preinstalled into prebuilts drives up their price.Said Queen
>>551010787>But anon, what if I'm trying to upgrade because my shit's already breaking?You're in deep shit, my friend. Start looking for secondhand gear and pray. You got any friends that have hardware and they'd be willing to help? That's how I got my current computer, it's considered poverty tier by today's standards but I make it work and I'm grateful for it. Also I'd advise ditching Windows as well, but I know that's no easy feat, but I would say you need to make plans for that moving forward. Because holy shit it's only gonna get worse.
>>551011015Is this a unsubtle way to tell people that 1225 is wrong
>>551011015WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>551011015>answers are personalisedFUCK i should have picked a fave themed answer
>no emailwhy
THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY NUMBERS GUYS
i have argued countless times that Dess's katana is a baseball bat and Toby just added more hints towards it fuck ALL OF YOUUUUUUU
>>551011015I tire of this cliched line and its permutations
The answer was Undertale's release date, the ''she'' was Toby Fox smiling and announcing her transition to the world, and the website is thanking you for supporting her change
>>551010973They are manually read and sent, npt automated, and they already have a small staff$300 for my consultation feeSee idk how you guys whine about PC parts just like make money like I just did
>>55101125811fags BTFO
>11 is shaped like a doorTOBYYYYYYY
>>551011258HIGHLIGHT THAT IS THERE ANYTHING IN BETWEEN
>>551011182Yes. The right answers tell you to move forward.
>>551011258aw fugat least i put a time
>>551011258Oh FUCK you toby
>>551011343Anon you are having a stroke
>>551009196I've been playing Inazuma Eleven Victory Road all day>>551011015What>>551011258WHAT
>>55101125811bros... We fucking JOBBED.
>>551011158BWAHAHAHAHAHA
>>551009507Yeah, usually I'm not too worried since I now know what could out me nowdays>>551010313I always wanted to know what info dossier anon have on me that isn't purely about being scared of fat "people">>551010642My speech pattern in general is fucked, "ya'll" is a fun word and surprisingly rolls of the tongue well
>>551010425the composition of this is interesting, it looks like hes been eaten by his house. like the house is the stomach and his arms are almost like intestions. I wonder if that was intentional. good for a agorophobic (in one universe) character (run away in another) with family issues..its annoying well never get a serious read of his character that doesn't and with "and then he transitioned and everything was fine and good!" im worried deltarune is just going to end with a chapter 7 credits scene where you see mettaton in a new robot body standing next to tenna and smiling blankly and that'll just be the end of mettatons character with no actual resolution.
we all missed out by not doing this email thingy and now we all have to carry this huge regret and we all have to kill ourselves now
Something about this gave me a feeling of dread
Am I missing something? I was at work whenever this number thing was supposedly happening.
>>55101125811sisters......... Toby Fox himself called us trendchasing plebs....
Am the only one wrong?
>>551011170It depends on who you're getting the prebuilt from, I know some offer the option to have it installed with certain Linux distros or nothing at all, you'd have to ask
>>551010352He'd probably be hard to depress. He'd still say something encouraging before leaving at least.That said, his larger-than-life attitude would hardly work in a more mundane world. He'd still be a nice old man, but after a while he'd become a little tiresome.
RECLYCLE>>550913028>>550913028>>550913028
>>551008020
>>551011374Every single "this is the wrong answer" email makes me think of the edited "MY PLAYERS ARE ALL MORONS" email, its actually hysterical
I answered but I wasnt subscribed to the newsletter im fucked
Did anyone answer the amount of hours it took before the rose sprite got patched out? Imagine someone having to write a personalized answer to that.I should've done it.
>>551011503Holy shit
>>551011015knight kills indiscriminately
>>551011584not using the thread some mentally ill tard has kept bumped for 20 hours
I hope everyone is enjoying Toby's box of cryptic riddles
>>551011490I am not distracted by the fact this is not the game and is more of a post game content thing which is a bit premature but I like that Toby cares enough to do this
11fags BTFO'd, Krisknight confirmed>>551011690newtard...
I missed it, what's the relevance of 11?
>>551011690>wants to thread-split againGTFO
>>551011917the person who wants us to split is the retard bumping the extra thread rather than just letting it drop off the board
>>550981201https://soundcloud.com/top_backdoor/whats-behind-door-97
>>551011015DESS RAISES UP HER BAT TO PLAY BALL GAME BECAUSE THE RED SOUL IS HER
Catti chuffed down that Gas Station yart and now a Spongebob close-up of her sister chases her infinitely in her dreams—she never feels the impact when she catches her, it just starts all over again. Her joints feel smoother, her skin transparent, her shedding body almost crinkling like pine.
Guys what the fuck is even happeninglike I have no idea what’s going onevery time I go on twitter I get a million recommendeds about whatever these emails are and the amount of time and shit and I have no fucking clue about what any of it meanscan someone explain
Oh. This threads dead
>>551032008>>551031903susie..
>>551032091You weren’t supposed to see this…
