It's the most sisterful time of the year!AND DON'T FORGET TO TAKE THE SIXTH /CALG/ CENSUS!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdN0fJfdL5jvBOrqHOP55jjOkNdV97LUo8Thungh3Z54A47KA/viewform?usp=headerStore link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[DECEMBER] Next major episode update is still many months ahead, and development information will continue to be sparse due to spoilers. A few new images and a new cutscene have been shared.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/496087542571991439# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>550719906
>TAKE THE SIXTH /CALG/ CENSUShttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdN0fJfdL5jvBOrqHOP55jjOkNdV97LUo8Thungh3Z54A47KA/viewform>TAKE THE SIXTH /CALG/ CENSUShttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdN0fJfdL5jvBOrqHOP55jjOkNdV97LUo8Thungh3Z54A47KA/viewform>TAKE THE SIXTH /CALG/ CENSUShttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdN0fJfdL5jvBOrqHOP55jjOkNdV97LUo8Thungh3Z54A47KA/viewform
HO HO HOMERRY COFFINMAS
Platonic sibling kiss on Christmas!
>>550951547Glad someone finally drew a good Shinji chair Andrew
>>551174187This was before many of your times...https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/635405658/#635432957
>>551174292InkyInk, my old friend...
I wanted to buy my sister a Hatsune Miku calendar for Christmas, but they're out of stock at my local game store. Should I drive an hour to the nearest place with stock?
>>551175025speak like a normal fucking person
>>551175116Not unless your sister is a weeb.
https://x.com/D39497129/status/2002742150887518311/photo/1>"This is a kinda girly, isn't it?"
>>551175181She is a massive weeb, but what about driving an hour?
https://x.com/mismispink/status/2001051090737865127/photo/1
https://x.com/memory_cardddd/status/1997422663627575357/photo/1Sometimes the hussies win.
https://x.com/Krisleean/status/1960891004112003187/photo/1
>>551175116Every object in the universe has a Miku-themed iteration, so if you can't justify an hour's drive, I'm sure you could find something else she'd like at your local game or weeb store.
My wife Noelle is going to wear a cute Miku outfit this Christmas!
>>551175930Hey, Noelle is MY wife! And she IS going to wear a cute outfit this Christmas!
/calg/, I'm gonna have a nap, please bump for me.
>>551177204No
I like how whenever one of them initiates a kiss, the other becomes suspicious of their motivation
>speak like a normal fucking person
>>551179039There's little trust between them.
>>551175116>Should I drive an hour to the nearest place with stock?Yes, absolutely. If it were for anyone else then maybe not, but if it makes your sister happy then you just have to do it. I mean it most sincerely. Do it for her.
the sharty lost. cry about it.
>>551174001Ashley is asking a valid question though. You can never be sure with these two.
>>551171996Heh, I just noticed the little present box. Ashley is getting the best present a sister can hope for.
>>551180641I bet because she's asking it Andrew would flip flop and act like he wasn't serious.
>>551181102>passionately kiss your sister on the lips (completely platonically)>have unprotected sex with your sister (just as a joke)>have a wedding with your sister (just for fun, remember you're still just pretending)>have a child with your sister (yep still pretending, it's all just platonic really)
>>551181705>I was just curious>I was just horny>I saw how you looked at that wedding ring so I got you one that fits>Fiiiine, I'll help you raise our mistake
>>551169524>PortalShe already played 1 and 2 ofc. We've had a blast playing the co-op mode. Probably the most fun I've ever had playing a video game
>>551166143You need to be looking for a partner with a compatible soul and compatible interests first and foremost, not someone you can please the best. If the main thing someone cares about is how good are you in bed, or how handsome you look, or how much you earn for that matter, then they are simply not worth your time and respect. In turn, temper your own expectations too. If you are using dating apps then don't bother, they are optimized for whores and grifters. Instead find circles of people with shared interests (preferably offline ones but online ones will sometimes do too) and maybe you will find a connection with someone one day. There is no guarantee of success but that doesn't mean there is no hope.
>>551185057Why does every sperg feel qualified to give dating advice? Have you been happily married to your sister for the past 10 years? If not then you're no better than virginanon who got the ick from sex talk.
>>551183994I am so jealous! My sister god how I wish she really was my sister, but alas we are not related is terrible at FPS games, she's watched me play through all the HL and Portal games but doesn't really want to touch them herself. Portal 2 is probably my all time favorite game but I still haven't played the co-op mode because I don't really have anyone to play it with.Still, I urge you to check out Entropy Zero 2 if you haven't already, it's incredibly well-made and a big love letter to Half-Life 2 and Portal, and is genuinely the closest thing we have to HL3 at the moment. The first game is meh though so feel free to skip it, although I hear they are remaking it.
>>551186224You don't have a sister and your LARP is cringe.
>>551185904>Have you been happily married to your sister for the past 10 years?Have you?
>>551186391Cringe though it may be, at least I have someone I can call a sister, and that's the best I can hope for.
>>551186224NBR sucks in all forms. Don't try to launder your irrelevant sisterless anecdotes by calling random hussies your sister.
>>551173631Padoru Julia when?
>>551187405Not true, childhood friends and sometimes cousins serve the same role as a sibling.
/calg/ I have to leave you for 2 days now. I'm going to miss you a whole whole whole lotI wish my stupid bitch grandma would die so I didn't have to visit her and could stay home for Christmas
>>551187595'Only child' logic. Nobody with real siblings would ever think this.
husbandrew
>>551186224Nah I'll just recommend her TCOAAL, refuse to elaborate and scram to a country thousand miles away
>>551187920In middle school a friend used "I've known her since kindergarten." as an explanation for why he wasn't making a move on this neighbor he had a crush on. That was sibling energy desu.
>>551187732I wish you die, ugly bitch.
>>551188204What the FUCK is with you guys and a slew of good fanart I have never seen before?
>>551189145We didn't know you were here. We typically save it all for when you're not around and then post the good stuff
>>551188756>he had a crush onNot sibling energy. You don't know what sibling energy is because you have no siblings. You only child motherfuckers need to stop talking like you know.
>>551187920>>551189348
>>551189057Damn, granny, that dementia's got you sounding ESL!
>>551173631belated congrats on the 500-thread achievement
>>551173631
>>551173631Padoru!
>>551190736>>551187405>>551189348
>>551190736>women least imagine making dick drive>noelle accident>leyley talk racist hot>unfortunately windows definitely stoppedWhat did /calg/ mean by this?
What would Andy and Ashley be like as neighbors living in a trailer park?
>>551193426They'd be fucking at 12-14 and kid Ashley would get pregnant.
>>551190736Sister game.Sister general.Sister board.
Well, Anons of the Book, it is late December, and the holidays are here. Despite it being a kafir holiday*, I truly admire the fact that many of you will be spending time with your families. You all talk about sisters, but I am pretty sure most of you rarely get a chance to spend time with yours. I sincerely hope you are doing your utmost to prepare for this joyous occasion, and that you will make the most of the limited time society allows for getting together with your family, and indeed, your siblings. Take it from me, an aged family man; do not squander this opportunity. Spend time with your loved ones, because you never know how long Allah will permit each of us to stay on Dunya before our inevitable passing. You do not want to wake up one day, in the distant future, and feel sorry for not having spent time with your family when you had the chance. I learned this the hard way, so do not make the same mistakes I did.*Isa (PBUH) was born in summer, not in winter, due to his mother Maryam shaking a palm tree, and dates falling off as she was in labour. Still, the fact that you chose to place such importance on a prophet's birthday, even though the date is entirely wrong, warms my battered old heart.
>>551193617That's so hot. Nothing like trailer trash
Uhm so Ive been contemplating playing this game, since I kinda like the aesthetic and the themes, but I know the dev is a girl and I reckon she even mentioned somewhere that the game was made for girls, so Im uncertain. Im scared it will make me troon out or something. Im kinda already ashamed for having saved so much fanart of a game for women. Should I proceed or forget about it before its too late?
>>551175673>>551174001Krisleeans art of ashley and andrew is so good. definitely my favourite of the "major" tcoaal artists. >>551179039They've both known theyre in love with each other since they were teenagers and have mutually danced around affection and only used it for games with each other. it makes sense that they would both be conditioned to expect something funny is afoot.a lifetime of dancing around love has broken their ability to have faith in it for each other
>>550944925>>550945170I don't know how you are doing anons, but I really hope something came out of this. That's going to be my Christmas wish.
https://x.com/whorebinger11/status/2003436172555747479
>>551197506
>>551197707Me @ Julian
>>551196942You have some really strange issues anon. No, it will not make you "troon out or something". It is very competently written, doesn't have any kind of agenda, and is very much a unisex game in the sense that it appeals to both genders. Play it.
>>551197506>>551197707>ftm>patreon>that makeupJesus, /calg/ quality standards are in the fucking gutter.
>>551197707the cosplayer is ftm (according to their bio) btw
>>551198239>Implying they ever were above
>>551197707>>551198239>>551198281Really helping with first impressions for the potential newcomer, guys. Post some Thiu in a dress art while you're at that, why don't you.
>>551198224well, its not explicitly girly, right? playing it wont feel like being the only male on a yoga class I hope?
>>551198239>>551198281>>551198239where did you find xer bio? that link leads to some random fnf shitter account
>>551198973GET OFF THE FUCKING COMPUTER AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!
>>551198724Anon we're on our 502nd thread of discussing this game, on 4chan of all places. I am willing to bet that the majority of people playing this game worldwide are male. If this is a yoga class, we took it over a long ago.
Hussies https://x.com/Corpsicle_1/status/2002038573558866358
>>551199580Fattening up Julia with delicious mämmi!
>>551199470Idk man, a lot of artists for this game are female, and a lot of people in the community have that recognizable female style of communication. It feels kinda feminizing being here idk
>>551199814>liquid bread>not beerWhat were they thinking?
>>551199909This is the most retarded thing I've ever heard, are you simply unable to enjoy something if you know a lot of women happen to enjoy it as well? And for fuck's sake, the game is full of murder, demonic sacrifices, cannibalism, organ trafficking, and incestuous sexual tension, if this is what women are into then by all means I want there to on more "girly" media.
>>551196942Not everything is made for everyone, I don't think you'd like TCOAL.>>551199909To be fair that's fandom artists in general. They tend to be female, also they tend to make up most of the fanfic writers because reading novels is a feminine hobby.
>>551200827>are you simply unable to enjoy something if you know a lot of women happen to enjoy it as well?well kinda, to me enjoying the same things as girls feels faggy, because Im a man and men are supposed to like their own stuff I guess...
>>551199017right here, also here's the right linkhttps://x.com/whorebinger11/status/1849248257878442319
>>551201492>to me enjoying the same things as girls feels faggy, because Im a man and men are supposed to like their own stuff I guess...fellow man here, i just have to say that is the worst take on any topic i have ever heard in my life
>>551201694oh well...at least she passes I guess
>>551201492That sounds really insecure. Are you one of those guys who buys coffee with a picture of a gun on it and bourbon scented soap? Did you take your gorillabrain alphamindset supplements this morning and snap some selfies of you holding guns, cigars and whisky to show how manly you are?
>sharty retard didn't get any takers on the generic wojak bait>posts this "halp tcoaal will feminize me" shit instead>people take the bait
>>551202334Sorry, I always assume the best of anons and fall for their bait. :(
>>551202334Im not the guy who posted jaks tho. I doubt söyteens even come here, they stopped caring about tcoaal a long time ago
>>551201492the manliest of men don't care if something is "girly" and do what they want, without fear of what others will say. they don't actively try to be the stereotypical gigachad despite not being cut out for it. you have that wannabe sigma male grindset which is the scourge of modern society.
>>551202334I was going to write how he sounds a lot like Andrew, who also purposefully denies himself happiness and makes himself miserable due to fear of public opinion and a retarded desire to "look normal". But you are right, it feels like bait at this point.
>>551202760well, you have a point. guess Ill try it then
>>551199814And päppi!
>>551203290If you want my input, I have to say the game's issues go far deeper than that. It's a pretty uncompelling love story that spins its wheels for I think the latter half. At some point I just found it so repetitive that you could really tell it was written by a woman and I gave up. In spite of what others tell you here though, the game is decently effeminine, and the main character acts like an irresponsible fag for most of the game. Worst is that imthe backstory does him no favors, he just is a pussy by nature who hasn't even driven in 2 years by the time the game starts. I don't really recommend it anyways, it barely even focuses on cannibalism really and the demon stuff it pretty standard. Like the characters are never in danger from demons from what I've seen.
>>551204023>I don't really recommend it anywaysWhy are you here then?
>>551204284Just was perusing, what's it to you?
>>551204672It's the Christmas thread, so please go be a retard somewhere else.
Merry Almost Christmas, /calg/
>>551204023>effemininegood morning saars!
On the first day of Nemmas my sister gave to me...
>>551208727...a medically flawed, inbred baby!!!
This isn’t a fucking meme anymore. This is no longer a want, but a need. I need to fuck her. Ashley… she makes me feel things that I’ve never felt from a fictional 2D woman before. Every time I browse /calg/, I see suggestive images of her. Whenever I sleep, I see suggestive images of her. Whenever I think, I see suggestive images of her. I can’t take it anymore. This psychotic, cannibalistic, heartless bitch… I want her to be my actual sister. I want to be Andrew himself. I’m not satisfied until Ashley’s my actual sister and we have some hot, raw incestual sex. I want to give her an incest baby that we can take care of because our parents are fucking useless. And I don’t want to fix her. I want her to absolutely fucking break me. I want her to destroy everything I love and laugh as I have nothing but her to love anymore, because she’s all I need… I want her to chew up the meat of a person she grinded up into ground meat and spit it onto my mouth like a bird feeding her baby. People won’t understand, but it doesn’t matter to me anymore. I want Ashley to dominate me as her big brother. I want her to just absolutely be the worst person to ever enter my life as she coddles me to herself as I cry about my life choices. But above all… I want Ashley to be my sister-wife.
>>551210892cringe
>>551211015aww come on, who doesn't want to fuck (and protect and care) the ever living shit out of ashley?
>>551210892
Gentlemen
>>551212874Jesus Christ it's a lionshley get in the car!
>>551210892She doesnt need her womanbeater shithead of a brother. She needs...me! Thats right, I can fix her. I can make her happy and satisfied, unlike that insecure little prick. I would give her love and understanding, not black eyes and bruises.
>>551201492An erudite high-IQ chud recognizes that looking to the "consensus" for approval is among the most feminine tendencies to exist. If something sucks, it sucks on its own merits. Not because x or y said or thinks whatever.
Spend quality time with your sister
>>551210892bro youre so right. its been a while since ive posted about it but im still jerking it to ashley 3 times a day, every day, for months. i cant fucking take it. shes so everything.
>>551216797>its been a while since ive posted about itYeah, like a week.Where is your willpower anon? Just start gradually reducing the frequency
>>551210892Absolutely deranged.
>>551215462All time spent with one's sister is quality.
>>551217658Not if you are fighting or arguing
>>551217889It's all a build up to the make-up sex.
>Ashley screeched as Andrew spoke to the McNemlei's drive-thru cashier. "She's a bit special." Andrew smiled apologetically at the woman at the counter as she handed them their food: a Nina nugget box for Ashley and a Big Andy burger, while Ashley grabbed her Nemmy Meal toy and played with it while grumbling about whores and loose women.
>>551218146Stupid, THOUGHTLESS Andrew didn't ask if she wanted the boy or girl toy!
>>551218146>while Ashley grabbed her Nemmy Meal toyextremely cute
>>551218146>the woman at the counter
>>551219714Breedable
>>551219714Bitch got a penis
Why do hussysonas always just look like Ashley?https://x.com/paviraan/status/1914858534509990331
>>551221340>>551221495
>>551221772evil cannot create
>>551221796He's ethereally beautiful/handsome.
>>551221796>Lynn struggles not to touch Rando's bald head
>>551221772what are you talking about that is Ashley
imoutie-bootie stocks are through the roof right now
>>551190736>>551192141I seriously think this is a legitimate method of divination.
>>55119694210/10, almost fell for it (I refuse to believe anyone would genuinely be this retarded)
>>551198710The term "imboygnate" was invented here too. We're not beating the allegations...>>551199216I'm sure she has been out of school for the last 4 years or so Mom.
>>551203660Happens every time. Why is this game so racist? Is it the keeping your lineage pure stuff and all?
>>551229137>We're not beating the allegationsThe only thing we're beating is our meat
>>551218146I saw that and my first thought was "that must be how she gets on her period", then I remembered we already did see Periodshley. And I was reminded again, she was much less erratic than I thought she would be, she was chipper and jokey and even horny instead.
>>551227059You might just be right...
>>551228879But anon, this isnt bait, I am genuinely this retarded
>>551210892>>551215160>>551216797>literal "I can fix her" meme in the big '25Hey unc, 2023 called. They want their unfunny newfag joke back.
>>551230112The ol' Sororal Shitpipe
>>551229380Impossible to say, everyone here has their minds flooded with racist thoughts by default.
>>551229380>Is it the keeping your lineage pure stuff and all?Counterculture has a broad overlap with counterculture. Seems obvious but hey.
I want to thank the anons who recommended the indie game Ib during one of "Any more games like TCOAAL?" discussions several weeks ago.An absolute Coffinesque masterpiece of a horror puzzle game. I believe I'm still only about 1/3 of the way through though, but I'm really liking it so far.
>>551203660>>551229380Coffin is an actual right-wing extremist pipeline and it's clearly racist™ and bigotted™, and radicalizes people on the Internet into thinking hecking evil Nazi stuff. This will eventually culminate in the goyim establishing their delphic ethno-state and it's a grave danger to our democracy.
Where do people get the idea that this game is for girls/girly? I have played this game many times and never thought "haha that's so girly"....It's pretty neutral, for both genders. Also who cares. I am over 30 and still enjoy girly shit like Cardcaptor Sakura because life is too short to worry about shit like that.
>>551234467>Where do people get the idea that this game is for girls?nemlei said the target audience is girls>I have played this game many times and never thought "haha that's so girly"Andrew is a textbook example of "men written by women".
>>551234467One of my favourite Coffin posts of all time was somebody remarking during the /v/ era that "I don't know what this game has done to unite teenage girls and grown men in their 20's"
>>551189562Sneedley is having a sneed overload
hot...this is hot
>>551234467It uses tropes popular with women, without knowing anything about Nemlei I knew it was written by a woman since chapter 1. Andrew would never act like that with a male writer.
https://x.com/kero_coffin/status/1998681549298966874
>>551236206>Andrew would never act like thatLike what?
>>551229389I'm not gay, but I would learn to be for Þiu
>>551236409A kabedon played straight not for laughs, explosive unconcealed jealousy when Ashley brought up sleeping with the neighbor...etc.
>ashley thread got immediately annihilated Holy fucking kek!
>>551237117Ashley knew something? What day has come?
>>551240438You don't know? The time has come for you to lose The Game.
>>551240438The day of the mogging
>>551240814Stop being Indian please
>>551240991Don't feed him attention.
>>551241159chibi sisterbutt erotic
>>551240991>Stop being Indian pleaseYour thread is full of faggotry to the brim and you keep projecting to cope.
I'll remind the hagfags how cucked they are
>>551242191>I'll feed attention to someone who literally admitted to coming to the thread for the sole purpose of trollingHow the fuck do some of you idiots remember to breathe?
I'll remind the ashleytroons how cucked they are
Weebs
>>551236873>explosive unconcealed jealousy when Ashley brought up sleeping with the neighborThis will come as a shock but most guys would be upset if their wife said something like that, even as a joke.
>>551243048Ashleytrannies has never been in a real relationship to begin with. They just like to imagine how it is to be Ashley
Need a Julia version of this image
>>551243812>woj*kYou're fucking disgusting
>>551243812heh
Hyvää joulua ääliö
https://files.catbox.moe/uv7zu5.mp4
>>551246368The baby is speaking in tongues. Throw it out the window
>>551246368the precious
>>551246432She has the flu, Andrew, don't you think you're overreacting just a little?
>>551247330Shes low on Sneed. Just give her some and she'll be right as rain.
Some of you guys probably already talked about this when the update released weeks ago, but I wonder what this screenshot's context. Like is it Burial or still from Cliffhanger? Is "he" referring to Andrew? Why would Ashley want to keep away from this person? Is it referencing the screenshot where Ashley wonders that her brother is neither Andrew or Andy?
I want to hear your heart break.
>>551246368Pure evil.
>>551248263Because she caught Andrew missing his beloved mommy
>>551248263The consensus is that she's trying to lure him as a sacrifice.
>>551248263Bartender or the cultists are being lured.>Bartendersacrifice>cultistssacrifice/info since they don't know much about the cult and they can't get in when the siblings try to go there next
>>551250283I like how this image mirror's Andrew and LU but Ashley is shocked and doesn't look happy instead of willingly going along with the obvious manipulation just to feel comforted.
>>551250619In Andrew's defense the cult leader (probably) hasn't been using magic to force Ashley to relive the worst moments of her life.
>>551251230>In Andrew's defenseTrusting demons is inherently retarded. Mind you we don't know if he actually trusts LU or not, so hopefully he nopes out of there.
>>551229389kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskissplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplap
>>551249567which shows how utterly shut in everyone on 4chan is because no bartender is going to leave the bar for anything, call the cops maybe or something sure but the 'lure' theory is pants on head retarded. She's obviously afraid of Andrew here.
Lord Unknown is on the Epstein list. Very disappointed by this news. I thought he was better than that.
>>551262512You're clearly retarded. If Ashley is afraid of Andrew, she isn't going to open up about this to some random goddamn stranger. Even if she's not trying to lure the bartender, you'll notice the two mystery niggas in the corner. Maybe she's trying to lure them, but the idea that she's afraid of Andrew but is entirely comfortable letting the bartender know is so asinine that I'm nearly certain you did not play the fucking game and are trolling.
>>551262721shut in example number 4554. Women approach bartenders all the time when they're in-fucking-secure about a patron. The bartender manages the property, he can ring up a taxi, call the cops, etc. Also media illiterate as hell. In that image, Andrew is staring right at her. The two cultists are in their own world, facing each other, probably on a date. Get. Out. More. There's going to be a falling out between Andrew and Ashley in a route, Andrew goes all 'Leave me and I will hunt you down', and he's doing exactly that. But whatever, wait until 2027 when it comes out, retard. Save this post to slobber on my shaft when I'm proven right.
>>551263110Troll it is, then. Back in my day motherfuckers played the long game rather than blowing their load in two posts.
>>551263207TrOlL iT Is ThEn sorry not sorry I'm not part of the fucking blind. Do you really think there's any other realistic scenario for that image? But for ten odd threads it's been 'OBVIOUSLY SHE'S LURING OUT THE MAN WHO RUNS THIS PLACE SOMEWHERE, THAT'S TOTALLY SOMETHING THAT CAN HAPPEN, GUISE!!!! Not like the whole header image for the devblog is the most omnious, jealous Andrew we've seen yet.
>>551263563k bud
>>551263563You know this scene is important because of the hand quality.
>>551263674Chadhan
>>551264291They're saying this is the most south american post of all time.
>>551264427Sorry about your schizophrenia.
>>551265651What are you talking about?
>>551264427>>551263207>spams the same images everytimehe literally makes it easy to filter him, idiots
>>551266324Almost Sismas
>>551266387I can't wait!
>>551266503Middle is best.
>>551266759I like 3 the most since I'm a full blown pervert. Something extremely erotic about having a vunerable sister who's slightly flustered about the revealing outfit you gave her.
>>551266954high cut anything is irre-sis-tible.
So are the two siblings in the naughty list?
>>551267869Unquestionably. That said, the naughty list is made by—and may Ashlah forgive me for uttering this—snow spr*tes.
>>551267869Indubitably. Maybe even the tar list, where they don't even get coal as a present.
>>551267869They've both been on the naughty since birth
>>551267965>happy holidays>incest makes retard babiesThis person is spritish and should be forced to wear a snowflake.
Ashley singing us a little carol. It's even more relevant this year. https://files.catbox.moe/p08wr1.mp4
Lots of tears here over a character and a mod, lolAre you guys even men?
>>551268182Extremely Ashleypilled song.
brother Merry Christmas they don't understand the things I want for Christmasall my brothers jolly, brother Merry Christmasbrother Merry Christmas
I should replay NGN tomorrow since it’s a christmas game
>>551268182basedo
>>551268864Need to actually finish it. Only played half of it.
(hopefully not to spicy)
>>551269109No better Christmas gift than your sisterhttps://files.catbox.moe/5ka9qj.jpg
Speaking of Coffee and Christmas presentshttps://files.catbox.moe/pdw0sw.mp4
>>551269261>tumblr "art"Disgusting.
>>551267973>>551268136t. seething impWhat did your buddy totally not deserve to get frozen for?
>>551269480Still one of the all-time greats, makes me laugh every time
>>551269261Did the artist really have to censor her feet
Did you take the census, Anon?https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdN0fJfdL5jvBOrqHOP55jjOkNdV97LUo8Thungh3Z54A47KA/viewform?usp=header
>>551271535I did, in fact, take the census. Have fun with my data, CIA, but you already have it anyway and King Terry the Terrible was right about you.
>>551271535I didn't even know it was out yet. Thanks, anon.
>>551175116>>551180116The next nearest place ran out of stock too. My only option now is getting price gouged by sketchy resellers who won't even ship it before Christmas.
>>551266759
>>551271202Yes.
Stop making tranny threads on in /v/, you faggots
>>551263674
HASHIRE SORI YOKAZE NO YOU NITSUKIMIHARA WOPADORU PADORU
>>551276162>can't even use proper Christmas colorsCoal for you.
>>551276162Padorushley cute!
Anyone know how to extract the collisions from the game files? I'm porting the game to raylib for funsies
>>551280608That looks unbelievably comfy
>>551280608https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnYSTnTMGQo
>>551278237I think the collision data is all written in javascript in the map files, if you can find them then you're golden
https://x.com/di_yingjun/status/1754054174738944277
>>551283291
>>551283514
>>551283638
>>551243048>would be upsetBut they wouldn't show it, they'd dismiss it even if it hurts. Men not crying (which isn't even true btw) is the low hanging fruit that people bring up when discussing toxic masculinity, in reality men pretending not to care about anything is the bread and butter of toxic masculinity. A male character will only be passionate and super invested in every word a female character says if he's written by a woman.
>>551248263>>551262512>>551263110You raise good points and all, but this is Andrew and Ashley we are talking about. Even at their absolute worst, even when they are being abusive shitheads or an outright danger to each other, they cannot imagine a world where one lives without the other. Ashley instantly regrets shooting Andrew in the vision. She never gives up on him and pleads with ??? not to touch him after he chases her with murderous intent. She jumps out of the window with him despite being scared to tears because she knows she has no alternative.They can certainly have a falling out, but I cannot imagine a scenario where Ashley actually tries to get rid of Andrew. Especially by having the cops called on him because that can screw her over too. There has to be more to this scene that we don't know the context of. Maybe she is trying to cause a scene for whatever reason, maybe she doesn't understand how bartenders work either.
>>551284553I disagree. Anger and indignation are very much male emotions, in fact if anything stoicism in the face of a blatant and direct assault on your foundation as a man is the feminine approach.
God dammit, Nems! I wanted grandma Renee, not dry soup Renee!
>thread is nothing but nonstop samegaggotry
>>551284987Who?
How do the delphics cope with their inability to get married in a church? Or is it all just larping online, and nobody itt actually loves their sister?
>>551285341dispensation exists
>>551285387Nobody itt is getting one
>>551285485ok pal
>>551284553Im a man, and if my woman brought up sleeping with other men I would throw a tantrum>toxic masculinityfuck off with this twitter lingo
>>551286194The only masculinity that is toxic is performative masculinity, because it's poisoning people.
>"And that was how me and your father made you.">"W-why would tell me any of this?">"Because sweetie, if you ever hit your little sister again, I'll fuck you up worse than what I did to your father that night.">"B-but where are you going to get the car battery? We don't own a car.">"You'd be amazed what you can accomplish with tinfoil, jumper cables, and your common household power outlet..."
Today is Christmas Eve in Finland, a Lutheran country. Did you know Lutherans observe the Christmas Feast and open their presents on the night of Christmas Eve? Some say this is because Lutherans want December 25th to be a quiet day for baby Jesus to sleep.
>>551286849>I'll fuck you up worse than what I did to your father that nightYes please, mommy!
>>551287438cute elves
>>551246432If you're wondering why this is extremely cringe, it's because the guy is a jeet. This image he used in one of his posts was nice though.
Mmm yes undressister mmmm
Imagine unironically celebrating some jew's birth kek
Never understood third sibling coffin AUs were Andrew still wants to fuck Ashley. Feel like he'd wouldn't entertain the idea since he'd be in hyper dad mode 24/7.
>>551288736>Mmm yes undressister mmmmOkay but seriously why did Andrew say this all of a sudden? Like I know he was peeping on her, but why did he just say "Mmm yes undressister mmmm" when you click the door what the fuck does this even mean? Along with all the constant lines referring to Holocaust denial, I think Nemlei is having a breakdown...
>>551288752Sorry but this is a Christian general.
>>551288928The AU in your picrel is particularly gay. Just make a daughterniece AU, instead you draw a daughter and call it a very younger sister. It's like Nemlei trying to draw boys for yaoi but they all look like girls.
>>551288928>dad modeNah, I think he wouldn't want to fuck Ashley because their relationship wouldn't be as close and codependent if there was a third sibling. Even if they still killed Nina, part of kid Andrew's cope would be to hang out with the third sibling which would lessen Ashley's impact on his psyche.
>>551288980Bait taken or are you now replying to yourself?
>>551289142NTA but Coffin is a Christian game and if you don't like it you can cry to the ADL.
>>551289298>a game about incest, satanism and cannibalism is christianlmao coping christcuck
>>551289565Man you've really been at this shit for hours. It's Christmas Eve and you're baiting? I can't imagine the series of events that culminated in your life being this fucked up, but you have my sympathy.
>>551284813How does this even happen?
>atheists getting madChrist is King.
>>551289674Just report and move on
>>551290000The holy quads confirmed it!
>>551290258>ruined by haggot bait
>>551290000blessed
>>551290000Preach.
>>551288752Go worship Fauci and heckin Basedence then, you faggot redditor.
>>551290414I'll literally pray after that get.
Christmas and summer holidays sure bring all the shit here, huh.
>>551290258>saved by mommy chad trvth
>>551290718probably a minor who's out of school.
>>551290742>Same faggingearned your vacation award
>>551289674What do you expect? He's under 18.
Keep spamming your images, faggot. Gives us more shit to filter. Go ahead. Going to make sure they're all filtered.
>>551290886Repent.
>>551291136Renee is burning in hell though.
Renee is fucking:1. dead2. burning in hell 3. chopped4. (you) are a faggot, who uses Christ as a sheild for your haggortry 5. Burn in hell, Blasphemer
>>551291212MOMnee precious and motherly soul will be saved by Christ and his immense forgiveness.
>>(you)Thanks >spamming/flooding
So many replies. It seems the quads made him upset.>>551291438Submitting false report is against the rules.
Renee is a blasphemous whore like OP
Go ahead, thanks. I'm going to filter every single image you post. You're making it easier for me.
>>551291540That's not a nice thing to say about a mother. Why lie? You're spamming off topic content and prejudicing the thread.
>spamming/flooding>faggot still posting imagesHe really is a retard, isnt he. Keep going. Soon we're gonna not see a single thing (you) post.
Ironic how he does the very thing he literally does everytime this happens. It's okay, keep posting!
Stop spamming off topic tantrum you troll.
Come on, you're not baiting hard enough. Keep going. You're really good at this. More images. Post all of them.
Reminder to not goad the retards and to not feed the trolls. At this stage, I hope you all get wiped for shitting up the Christmas thread.
Post every single image you have. Don't stop.
I personally think that Andrew and Renee loom very cute together and that they have a lot of chemistry in the mod.
Sisters are the cutest!
Fuck yeah, post more! Be more descriptive.
>>551292056Mothers are more cute.
More. Come on. I need every image you have.
Ruining the jolly Christmas thread with your offtopic rage spam is not cool. Stop this.
More Renee, please.
>>551292370Ask and you shall receive.
FUCK YEAH MORE!
This is why I will always hate the hagmodders.
Post every single image of Renee you have. Now. Do NOT stop.
>>551292625Now we're talking. Which type of Renee picture do you want?
All of them.
>>551292723I'd rather dance than image spam.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEj0cuqVJ-I
>>551292789But I have hundreds of Renees...
MORE.
>>551292743can I get uhh...a picture of Renee's tummy please?
turdworld hours huh? I guess a certain country must have just finished their workday or something.
>>551292953>tummyHello saar.>>551293003Anyone mad at Christmas is a third worlder.
>please take the bait>for the love of god
My Christmas gift to you /calg/: Hundreds of images to filter permanently. You're welcome. >inb4 dun kno how?Look it up, faggots. Filters exist for a reason. Use them.
>>551292953Here mommy tummy.
>>551293213more...I need more of dommy mommy cummy tummy!
Not enough Renee. Come on. More. I wanna filter every sinle one. So do me a favor and don't stop.
>>551293003Hey can you stop acting like an uncivilized animal attacking everyone for free and spamming the thread with offtopic talk on this holy Christmas Eve? Grow up.
Less yapping, more Renee. Now. Hurry up.
>>551293382How boring of you to try this.
You're clearly using two devices. So there's no excuse to take this long. Post more Renee, right now.
>>551293295Aye there you go
Renee is a proud Serbian.
>>551293746Funny. Here's more funny.
Throw the HAG DOWN THE WELLSO MY COUNTRY CAN BE FREE
>>551294057F E E TEET
>>551294010but that's just cringe
>>551294192sistoes
Ashley, don't look...
I hope everyone is having a good Christmas. Except the 2 retards who have been fighting the past 2 hours.
/FwSoDn49Z+oMAB5xeTHUnA==//dWBL+NXJB/I5PNB1F4c3Sg==//3eaFO0PhcXOGIdAbimRbZg==//0OotqjYH9zCCevg5SRworg==//LDGvhnseAf3fiLVsc4Ci4A==//5S6Vl1SJFFvrzv3FUdj5sw==//pNMR0olexIYTuCGfJAL7Zw==//qaowlfG7c3AKlkLdbgdoHA==//thQK1gsChhUjuia+/gdXpw==//P++EVTssZVUEe2B8FDCiow==//YLnzCOWstkB6ZzRZFlOXDg==//Wh66Ri4KslH9OlirlTORUA==//4v9VkF8Cumhs5GwRpD9YWw==//vhC+cUyFkP4D+oA7rp/RoQ==//bPWAC5pB5/IsReaqqzOjdA==//DoS9veUheqQShfRIaW24mQ==//SW202uHzfu48sFJpQN8F3A==//vPrS806MdfZ6DsXKnVH1kg==//GgCJppbRPIaCLrJNyEJLgg==//BGFp34jYvIFuODdK12GvOQ==//zlyJxM6lQ/ibPGK4PGYdaQ==/
>>551294010That's really funny.
>>551294380Glad someone caught on. And he kept posting, too. kek
>>551294369>mocking actual casualties on Christmas EveBrown behavior.
>>551294257Imagine smelling her feet after a whole day of her walking in those heavy airtight boots of hers
>fell for it again
>>551294380>>551294451>close to one minute apart
>>551294632
Jesus wouldn't want people seeking conflict and chaos so attacking people on this date is an unchristian attitude. We should be having fun and getting along.
>>551294010>>551293808Santa.>>551293746>>551294369Grinch.
>>551294737>phoneposting I rest my case.
More funny.
>>551295134>>551295253Chestlet.
I really shouldn't need to add a bunch of shit to the filter just because someone is drunk and thinks it's funny to encourage the christmas thread to be spammed to shit by a latino. Nor listen to the latino try to use christmas as a meatshield like a subhuman to defend what he's doing.
>>551295415So, what's your plans for this Xmas Eve, anon?
Why is soup talking?
>>551295695/aB1nr+7riDrC/ST7yLLIvg==//A3HDvy3nSkm/hFrEA7/G5w==//7va12CRCxiWoUrW5KEZ6CA==//7a73KHP8n3sPWmAijJNR8Q==//Lh42I4UWNnE4loSDIzQYuA==/
>>551295858I am not roleplaying with you. Grow men don't do such thing.
>he still doesn't knowkek
>>551295695ngl this spam is gigacringe and feels like its being done by a 14yo,but as long as it makes christcucks mad Im all for it
>>551296053Should I care about this filter tantrum when I have hundreds of pictures that can also be altered pretty fast and so breaking said filter if I wish to? You should try to be nice. Don't you have a family to share a jolly spirit with?
>>551296109Of course you are for it, crabs in a bucket. Everything to drag down your betters to your country's level.
I really unironically love Renee.
>he got filtered againkek
>>551287438So that's why we did that. I guess Lutherans in the United States do the same thing, or at least in my family they do.
NTA but you wanna know the funniest part? Some minor edits and you have to deal with those images all over again, kek
>>551296289stay mad, jew lover
>admitting to going out of his way to putting in work to circumvent filters>making more work for himself>getting even more filtered in the futureI didnt think I'd win this hard
>>551296442I don't get this guy. He's literally having all this gigantic trouble to be mad at something that doesn't affect him at all. It's illogical and childish.
>>551296472I'd pick them any day over your kind, at least they don't shit in the street.
>>551290000Also, HOLY based...
>he still thinks I'm actually mad and not baiting him KEK
>>551296537>workLet me ask you, how many steps do you do to add to the filter?
>discord in thumbnailnow he's outright exposing himself as a discord troon KEK
>>551296608holy kek, a christcuck likes being governed by "our greatest ally", why am I not surprised
>>551296554Does it matter? We OWN these threads.
How does one deal with being a Christian and on HRT, Reneespamsan?
I buck broke the haggot so hard he's samefagging hours old posts KEK
>>551296762My friend, you're embarrassing yourself by creating scenarios in your head to be mad at. See the source https://safereactor.cc/tag/DiscordMF/all
>>551296768YWNBA you will never be Aryan
That's a lot of yapping for a discord Troon. Thanks for adding to my filter list.
New batch./6c92JWnpgCAEoi2Iz7hOtg==//ue1ws4/Rx1Q5TsoA0dGw+A==//Q/RNw44UiCZdCvZCDA7P1w==//CcKvI2iT2bHX5eVgNrembg==//6NKXI/Ywju2mSI9ouY5/tw==//YEZgvR+OZrH/5rYTsg4UiQ==//ouA+C+y6Oeg0LcYsj6LixQ==/
>>551296816I'm here to enjoy Coffin content and mainly Renee Graves Sama. I do not wish to fight anyone on this holy date too. Love and Peace.
>still yapping>still posting imageskek. Really are being a useful little monkey right now.
threadly reminder: Ashleyfags are often trannies or jeets who want to jump their sister's bones
>>551297194I see most of them roleplaying as Ashley. I think they want to be Ashley.
>so assmad he busted out the second device
Why even try the same bait topics for months? The "roleplay" shit was stale the moment you tried it.
I'm so happy for having collected so many Renee images here with my Reneebros. Everyday there's fresh pictures to saved.
>he's still doing itI'm laughing so hard holy shit. Contunue.
>he thinks there's only oneWe are everywhere.
>>551297442>ContunueTake it easy. You're too stressed.
>he's larping as multple people because he's THAT buck broken
>>551297442>contunueYep, xer is shivering like a battered dog
>using xer>as a discord TroonReneesissies....
>>551289692They leave the house without killing them, survive, fuck, make a family, and come back to visit an old chilled out Renee.
>>551297610>multpleDude...
>He's still taking baitKEK
There's approximately three by my estimation...The one who makes the threads, likes mom/son incest.The one who always posts CGs from the game, likes mom/son incest.And the one who posts Renee and is disgusted by incest.
>>551297969
Reminder that Serbia is a third world country
>>551298152Thread guy here. There's also the guy that bangs his own sister, the guy that found a milf that looks like Renee, the one that does AI art and the one that enjoys fat Renees.
>>5512983423 of those are made up and 1 of this is just the generic ai fag that you've tried to label as your own.
>>551298152Btw I never saw the one that hates incest yet.Ah, there's also a Douglasfag that rarely shows up wanting daughterXfather content.>>551298463Nope. Incorrect.
>>551298562Holy shit she's absolutely chopped. Teenshley MOGS
>>551298562Wrong.
>>551298562This one is the guy, he's a moralfag here on /vg/:>>551297194
>I will now be an abusive father.
>>551298757>MOGSReminder: >>551298779>>551240814Your wrong is wrong.>>551298884We need a chad Douglas game. Punished/Justed Douglas.
not even worth replying to such poor coherency babbling
>>551298941Here's your reply. Repost it now.
Thread is derailed, you won. Please leave.
>>551298224>seething about the glorious and strong Serbia
>>551299029
>>551294380>>551295941Thank you.
>>551299310Just report for trolling and stfu you stupid cunt, you're every bit as bad as him for feeding him.
>>551299379This desu
If you couldn't tell by now, he's just made it obvious for you that he's same fag from ages past that started derailing threads around this time of year after ep2 dropped and he's only here for this purpose.
>>551299286This. I also want him to stop spamming offtopic and actually discuss something about this game.
>>551299379>trollingPlease point out where this "trolling" is. I don't get your accusation.>>551299456I'm not said guy. I came here after the chapter 3.
https://youtu.be/C7FXPG3slaI?si=Ox7STloa1FSl-njJthis is what haggots look like irl
>>551280608Awwww snuggley and snuggledrew
BUMP BUMP PLAP PLAP
>>551299771Wrong. Pic related.
>posting a bunch of offtopic and spamming the thread instead of game's content >accuses me of trolling for posting actual characters from the game
>>551300024>average TCOAAL artist
>>551299771I'm convinced you are the haggot trying to generate troll engagement because you should otherwise know by now not to feed the troll. Kill yourself or STFU.
That's unfunny.
Andrew is so lucky for having such hot momwife...
>>551298224So is Brazil.
Have sex with your bunny sister https://x.com/Nessenon/status/2003239208383840589
>>551241159lewd
>>551300671Bunny mother*
>>551283291These are good.
>>551283061Eh I found a few things that way but RPG maker uses way too many collisions for what it's doing. I worked out that TCOALL's tiles are 48x48, so I just imported the map image into inkscape and created a grid of 48x48 rects. Then I just deleted the tiles for where the player can walk and used shape builder to create some pretty optimized collision rects. I cut collisions down to about 20 rects instead of over 100. Anyway, I'm just fucking around but I've got Ashley walking around the apartment now
D
What type of christmas gifts would Ashley and Andrew give each other?
>>551206896cute!
Funny.>>551301262Nothing. They're broke.Renee would give Andrew a big sloppy kiss in his mouth, however. The best gift.
>>551301262Andrew would give Ashley some plushiesAshley would give Andrew some smokes and liquor.
>>551300671I've seen this idea in a way before. I shant post it because I don't like flying too close to the furshit sun. They abandoned twitter for gayer twitter, so just "agidyne" on the 621 is the only real way to find it without going to gay twitter. They seemed to like coffin and they were already doing a fic about bunny cousins.
>>551301262Andrew would get Ashley plushies or a jumbo sized crayon box, Ashley would get Andrew a poetry book or something similar to that
>>551233124Ib rocks, glad you love it. There's multiple endings in that one too! I implore everyone in /calg/ to at least play the 2012 shareware version.
This thread just proved this meme here right. You guys fight against each other all the time instead of appreciating game's content.
>>551301594You're just reposting trash from your dead /v/ circlejerk thread you kept bumping off page 10 for twelve hours.
>>551301527What about a jumbo sized plushie?
>>551229835Ashley was actually relatively mentally stable in Episode 3 given she was canonically menstruating. After playing that episode you'd think Andrew was the one on the fucking rag.
>>551301661 hey idiot, instead of reacting to his images use this spam as an opportunity to filter him
>>551301661>circlejerkHave some self awareness and stop projecting, manchild. Stop making a war about everything.
>>551301430I don't think Ashley would encourage Andrew's smoking or alcoholism, but I imagine Ashley would get Andrew the first bottle she can afford at a liquor store and then she'll complain when he'll tell her that he doesn't drink bottom shelf vodka
>infighting Yyyup. Told so.
>>551301661Why should we not all believe that you are the haggot when you are engaging with him? Anyone who replies to him (or you, it you are indeed a different person) from here on is a stupid cunt. Just report and stfu
>>551301965Yeah. I can see it. Andrew's kind of autistic with that sort of thing.
>>551302104>Just report and stfuDo not submit misclassified reports.
What's everyone's thoughts on every episode seeming to have more and more story choices. The amount of story choices in ep2 was ok but I feel like ep3A had too many branchs and fail states and it is probably a reason episodes take so long to come out now.I'd rather have less choice and get episodes faster.
>>551302104>Just report and stfuPlease submit more properly categorized reports.
>>551302403Nah, more choices is better, I want to see all the possibilities, and I don't mind the wait, I've been waiting for years at this point!
>>551302403I could easily see cliffhanger having at least 4 outcomes. If failstates included even maybe more.
>>551300917How are the graphics being implemented in your port?
>>551302403>I'd rather have less choice and get episodes faster.Agreed. Nemlei keeps fucking too much around the bush instead of hurrying up. At this rate it will take forever. It's worse when she stops to created things that adds nothing to the plot at all.
>>551302403>I'd rather have less choice and get episodes faster.I want better game with more possibilities instead of bottom-tier content being regularly shovelled into my mouth.
>>551302538It's probably going to have 1 true outcome, a couple failstates, and maybe a short branch where everything sucks for everyone as an extended failstate ala SnS.
>>551302570What do you mean by graphics? Basically everything in TCOALL is just a sprite or a texture. Even the pink effect you get in dreams is just a texture. So it's very easy to replicate it in raylib
>>551302673>bottom-tier content being regularly shovelled into my mouth.Very much too common with most indieslop these days. Tcoaal stands alone as a shining example of a good modern VN.
I think Nemlei should make more scenes about Douglas.
>>551303004I support this, Douglasbro. He's barely a character.
>>551302572I'm more excited for another TCOALL episode than I am for GTA 6.Not sure what that says about anything
>>551303385My hype for another tcoaal episode eclipses hype for any modern triple A slop.
>>551303385To be fair, nobody is actually excited about GTA VI. Not that I'm downplaying your excitement because I also am excited about the new chapters of the main game and the mod. They're fun games to pass time.
>>551303189ok but maybe post him instead of your thirdworld fanfic
>>551303624Be the change you want to see, cry baby.I also posted this. >>551295179 Contribute to the thread with actual content instead of just spam your useless tantrum all day.
>>551303624Just filter and report him lmao. I like how jannies rocked his shit so now he's trying to blend in. A pathetic faggot.
I fucking hate Renee. I'm glad she's dead. She deserved her death, and so much worse. Hopefully Andrew and Ashley shred her and Douglas' soul in the upcoming tcoaal episode. I sincerely hope whoever says otherwise let's a kidney stone and stubs there toe. (you)
>replying to himself >making up schizophrenic scenarios in his head>still not contributing and just spamming Leave the thread if you just don't want to post anything on topic.
R*nee is dead KEK
How about posting things that are actually on topic instead?
>>551304006>I fucking hate Renee. I'm glad she's dead. She deserved her death, and so much worse. Hopefully Andrew and Ashley shred her and Douglas' soul in the upcoming tcoaal episode. I sincerely hope whoever says otherwise let's a kidney stone and stubs there toe. (you)
Live R*nee Reaction
Cute sisters?
>>551304224This. He literally butted in the Douglas convo to sperg again. How annoying!
R*nee is a dead whore. Like (you)r mother.
>>551304379Cute mothers.
R*nee and Douglas are under the sea. Cry about it KEK
>>551304620The Douglasbro did nothing to you. Seek help. You're the cancer of this thread.
DEAD mothers
Do you hate your parents or something? This insanity isn't right.
>offtopic discussion
Yeah, I hope that a based man makes a Douglas mod one day that's about him snd Ashley together in kinky misadventures.
>offtopic discussion (2)
Coffin if Ashley wore a corsethttps://x.com/_h22ee/status/2003725863876198680
Trvth nvke
>>551304859Kill renee. Behead renee. Roundhouse kick renee into the concrete. Slam dunk renees skull into the trashcan. Crucify filthy renee. Defecate in renees food. Launch renee into the sun. Stir fry renee in a wok. Toss renee into active volcanoes. Urinate into renees gas tank. Judo throw renee into a wood chipper. Twist renees heads off. Report renee to the IRS. Karate chop renee in half. Curb stomp renee. Trap renee in quicksand. Crush renee in the trash compactor. Liquefy renee in a vat of acid. Eat renee. Dissect renee. Exterminate renee in the gas chamber. Stomp renee skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate renee in the oven. Lobotomize renee. Grind renee in the garbage disposal. Drown renee in fried chicken grease. Vaporize renee with a ray gun. Kick old renee down the stairs. Feed renee to alligators. Slice renee with a katana.
>>551305653Absolutely BASED. Total R*nee death
>>551305540>despises everyone who dates his brother>his brother
We need chad Douglas to tame Ashley.
>>551305716ESLs and having the most braindead takes associated with this game.
Airloopy needs to die of cancer faster.
>>551305716English education is subpar in the third world
>>551299317Have some more, jfc these fucking cunts have spent like 8 hours spamming hags. I have 1/3 of the thread filtered. /3B/VHThW177RCOztm1QBeg==//hyqfRZxtd4gJGnfpmvXw8Q==//Q51UZSh/a3UWVgz/bMdQlQ==//HYPa04Kp4VKbcXR+BD6SUw==///vC7f+QSXYc5sasyWNH4kA==//BH2/J37Nde8z893tepRgNQ==//ft3xgsJp1cl5oID52E1R5A==//XCYALF0jo+zCQ1Crfv/KDg==//ozQzJw7u5br5xMkCRpD3eQ==//uQso4DyYW9jUzk7SspsSbQ==//FNAKMp+QXnQQUllZ7n8k9Q==///23Zt+z+jhNcfItSHspRJw==//UAg3sOgrn9JQfpZz0famtg==//Wl4FV88x19oZ86utgHU8AQ==//bU9W2wPJXGzl0h/9K4DCnQ==//ejq0AtYEPTuki4bh/6x8UQ==//xbKWKP92EOc/Ff1+id+gjA==//qX1TWheTK0AIynzJcoBkqw==//00styvtOEilWXCL58f5dhw==//5xw/S123XhkxBU94iv2QgQ==//hiOMQaMZp7Xs/vw4jqdCnQ==//Va7YqftzeGQPrDbLt+ev/w==//o1A469RyMFmMn1NDxkAbnA==//A965N2w1X+RXnYVdEO1BAA==//RWi+/5ZAZAmv5qwlmjQV6g==//q+wkh3pm+BhGvsHLOUe42A==//pwwSCym3kuKgvyzl+qEHeA==//f26MSFDVqm6BzIaqhZvxfw==//b+DfnZM0jtnrTn68NbHUVA==//dHwL5tQzU3A9mSh1LKeWSw==//c1bitTQGC0e3dcTjsZLkmA==//Ne1IptinXcjfmUX48wfhiw==/
>DOUGLAS YOU SON OF A BITCH, STOP TOUCHING MY GRANDDAUGHTER'S ASS! SHE'S TOO MATURE TO BE SITTING ON YOUR LAP!!!
>>551302846Yeah but compositing is always a bitch with porting 2D games
>>551306220Grandpa would never. He would just beat Douglas and his whore wife to death. He smiles down from heaven knowing Ashley and Andrew did the job for him.
Oh my god! Andrew is going to be a dad of twins!
D*ouglas and his harlot, whore, burning in hell, cunt wife can keep Airloopy company.
>>551306440>old guy>beating others>liking him for mistreating his son>hating Douglas and Renee for the same reasonHypocrite much?
>>551306201Stop giving him attention you retard. Just quietly report him and ignore.
>>551306646>liking him for mistreating his sonNah, I like him for mistreating D*oug. He deserved it.
>>551306673Fuck that, I've made it my mission to filter every Renee fan art ever drawn.
>>551306673>announcing a report
>>551306749You and I both, friend.
>>551306749You've made it your mission to shit up the thread by annotating every single shitpost? Go fuck yourself, could you control yourself and not be a ganky cunt during the fucking Christmas thread?
>>551306878Get a job.
Thank you Renee for giving this thread ingame content to be discussed.
>Haggots ruining threads againI miss when Reddit contained those retards.
>>551306878There's two sides to this coin shitting up the thread.
... >>551301594
>>551306878>the fucking Christmas threadAt the rate this is going: expect another before Christmas even begins.
Thread just proves haggots have no loved ones. I almost pity them.
>>551306930>>551307052JUST STOP FUCKING THEM ATTENTION YOU AUTISTIC RETARDS. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU FEEL THE URGE TO VALIDATE THEM BY CONVINCING THEM THAT THEIR RAID IS SUCCESSFUL? I KNOW FOR A FACT MOST OF YOU CUNTS ARE:>A.AMERICAN>B.NOT LUTHERANTHEREFUCKINGFORE YOU SHOULD BE DOING PREPARATIONS FOR DECEMBER 25TH INSTEAD OF FEEDING TROLLS.
>>551307262STOP FUCKING GIVING THEM ATTENTION*GOD FUCKING DAMMITANYWAY SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNTS I WILL FUCKING GLASS YOU IF YOU ENGAGE WITH THIS RETARDATION ONE MORE TIME
*engages in this retardation again*
>waahhh youre posting offtopic>I post about the game development and Renee>waaahhh offtopic reenee die die die>I start discussing about Douglas>waaahhh fuck douglas fuck reene i hope your family did youre spamming offtopic and who disagrees with me should die here more big and useless posts to pollute the thread >other anon tells him to fuck off and stop>waahhhh go find a jobMental illness.
>>551307424That's mama's boy right there.
>>551307379It's alright Aussiebro, you still have time to enjoy the Christmas thread. Don't let the retarded haggots ruin it for you.
Soooo....Douglas could get some more love. More to his character too and something to make him likeable. Perhaps having the chance of having his own mod too. Douglasbros deserves this.
I want someone to write an AU where Douglas gets mirdered by Grandpa so him and R*nee never meet, then she has to whore herself out to get along. Bonus points if she turns out a crackhead.
>>551307803Douglasbros don't deserve a mod, they've done nothing wrong, why punish them?
>>551307379>not having the picture upside down I can't give you credit like this.
>>551307438Get a job currynigger. I was wrong YOUVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 15 FUCKING HOURS!!!! >>551240814 What's your excuse? I cleaned my house, slept, went to hang out with my sister & exchange gifts, and you're still doing this shit. No wonder your izzat is so low that your family thinks you'd be better off dead.
Hi /calg/, I'm back
>>551307876Why can't they deserve their own power fantasy/kinky side fun mod?
>>551307970wikipedia.org/wiki/Fregoli_delusion
Christ, who are we being raided by this time?
>>551307972Hellou! Merry Xmas Eve!
I need a crackwhore abandoned R*nee mod so bad.
We love Douglas here!
Beat Douglas to death with a hammer.
>>551308245A *Christmas Eve that I will spend with my family, so bye /calg/
I need a happy Graves family mod so bad.
>>551308487>failed Trooncord formattingnice try
Merry Christmas from Australia!
>>551308529>trooncorder doesn't know what the singular asterisk means
>>551308487Do enjoy!>>551308551Merry Christmas! I am so happy about this information!
Hear me out: Julia mod where she's Andrew's only one love.
Would ask for a dead hag mod. But that's already the canon game
>>551308828Based
If you want this troll to not only take a Christmas vacation but also get all his posts nuked sitewide, just mass-report his spam of NSFW images on /v/. Flare that report queue up:>>>/v/729092691>>>/v/729092769>>>/v/729092861>>>/v/729092924>>>/v/729092996>>>/v/729093067>>>/v/729093208>>>/v/729093262>>>/v/729093370MR ADVERTISER GET DOWN!!
>>551308828This. Julia helps Andrew to get rid of Ashley forever.
>>551308980>reposting porn on a blue boardYou fucking retard!Also stop bringing problems from elsewhere too you dumbfuck animal
>>551309180I'm bringing a solution: report the fucker's porn posts!
>>551309180Oklahoma-chan, is that you
>>551309273Kill yourself you fucking low iq troll!
The Julia route is the happy ending route.
Kek what the fuck
By the grace of Allah, STOP FIGHTING! This is supposed to be a time of joy and forgiveness for you Christians, and I opened this thread just to see many anons picking on one, over something as frivolous as fictional characters in a video game. This is not the behaviour I would expect from believers and gentlemen. Remember what the prophet you know as Jesus allegedly said: "Do not resist the one who is evil. But if anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also."Though I am merely a sheikh, and personally care not for your holidays, I still ask of you people to play nice, and not to ruin this thread, at least not today, or tomorrow. I know this holiday means a lot to many of you, and I wish you would all reconcile for just once a year, and enjoy your time here. So please, ignore the bad actor from India, as I always have, since they're jeets and nothing good ever came from them; I mean, they believe in multiple gods, astaghfirullah.
>>551309890But Sheikh Al-Ghamdi, I thought Jesus is the second most-revered prophet by Muslims?
>>551309890>the jeetWhere?
>>551309890>implying Islamism would ever approve this game
>>551305540>psychological and unhealthyIESLB
>>551310007Indeed he is, brother! We call him Isa (PBUH), and he is our penultimate prophet. However, we believe in his true version, and not the Christian corruption of him, painting him as a god of some sort, when he was just a man. He was very close to Allah, yes, but he most certainly was not His son. Still, today, this does not matter. I sincerely wish you people to enjoy what is to come tomorrow. We should not drift apart over minor disagreements between our two religions.
>>551310315>IESLBWhat?
>>551305540Uhhh, where's the note regarding her love of mops?
It's time for me go enjoy the Christmas night. A pity we could discuss anything well because of that insane guy spamming insanities and also pornography. Happy Christmas for all of you.
Did you faggots HAVE to ruin the Christmas thread? Seriously fuck every sinlge brown retard and bait chewers itt.
Christmas is tomorrow. You DID get something for Julia, right?
>>551310695You know what to do to get a global nuke of this shit: >>551308980
>>551310726A chance of becoming a Graves daughter and replace Ashley or become Andrew's third wife, after Ashley.
>>551310825>yeah lets repost literal pornography here to report an archived thread from four days ago. that will totally help us and not prejudice us at allAre you a jeet? How can you be THIS stupid?
>>551311401What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Is this a haggot's attempt at disinformation? You're not gonna dissuade anyone, faggot.
>>551268971The game is like 3-4 hours long
>>551311570You're only here to shit up the thread, you anti social mongoloid fool. Look at that giant mess that you left! Leave the thread and quit ruining it for good! We are not here to deal with your frustrations.
>>551310695What bothers me the most is that this thread now has 200+ spam posts by a single schizo and the jannies are doing nothing. Have we been overrun by the sharty again?
