>OngoingBurger Event - A Note Through the FirmamentUR Lexington Tsu, UR William D. Porter, SSR Cowpens, SSR Cleveland META, SR Pasadena, SR Clarence K. BronsonMaid/bunny skins: new botes + Yorktown Tsu, Birmingham, Hammann IIMaury RetrofitPopularity Poll 12/4/2025 - 2/2/2026Boise META(Cruise Mission) & I-13 casual skin(Cruise Pass)Yorktown METAZ11 and Baltimore ASMR>UpcomingAgir 3D DormMaid/bunny skins:Mecklenburg, Vittorio Cuniberti, Otto Von Alvensleben, Kuybuyshev, Prinz Eugen, Kansas, Guichen, Dimitri Donskoi, Gouden LeeuwBismarck Zwei collab bath skin>ReminderBind your account, or you might lose your account when the game updates./alg/ doesn't have its own discord.>FAQ, READ THIS FIRST BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONShttps://files.catbox.moe/audy0d.txt>ResourcesShip Tier List: https://files.catbox.moe/ah02o7.png Equipment Guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wWMIzaUKISAXMbOEnmsuuLkO9PesabpdTUWdosvHygMFleet Builder: https://renhex.github.io/AzurLaneFleet/PvP Guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1BewmBsf4EWKAf_UwYax05c7ksL51y6sjs96pIwD73JcFleet Tech Tracker: https://retropaint.github.io/azur-lane-fleet-tech-tracker/Augment Guide: https://pastebin.com/UBpjkhFg EN Tierlist: https://slaimuda.github.io/ectlCN Tierlist: https://wiki.biligame.com/blhx/井号碧蓝榜合集>Wikihttps://algwiki.moe/https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/>Story summary and Lorehttps://pastebin.com/6b35wsYn >Guild Spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Qq18CaXX9fWaTva_OuGTEfqGAJ6fM69KbfmQhHp0yaYPrevious: >>551074186
>>551214804TwerkGoddess
>>551214804DOGSHIT OP
repostan >>551213681also new eugen skin looks like hornless agir with boobfaltion. rest is fine. default and bikini skins are peak.
>>551215051she looks like agir because it's the same artist
>>551215051rq eugen is best though
We need this bote.
Nagacute
>>551214804Is she disappointed that there will be no kids for her touch inappropriately?
and thats a wrap for VGL this season, /alg/ will be sending in Honeyyyyy as a Goalkeeper for /vg/ for the 4CC Winter Cup!thank you everyone again who tuned in, we goth 4th place this time around and that is also our BEST result yet
>>551215051RQ and bikini are best, track is ok too
>>551215509Nah like in her bunny skin she tells off another patron for blocking skk's view so while she puts skk first she doesn't think it's weird to poledance in a skimpy outfit for other people
>>551215051Where did this artist disappear to? I hear that he is still a in-house artist at Manjuu, but I haven't seen anything from him in the last few years. Is he working on the new Genshin clone or something?
>>551215919He died during covid, same with bootleg anmi and craneman
>yandere bote What to do?
>>551215806Yeah but there's a big difference between contactless dancing and deepthroating cock. I think if she drank a dozen loads she would tell SKK before she kissed him. I guess there's a potential fun meme for her to have sex all day and not realize she has stray pubes and cum on her face when she goes :3 to honey after he comes home, but I don't think she's quite that air headed.
i only know aegir from that one 10min animation where she becomes a giga terra sized giantessreally hot apocalypse aegir
>>551216117ryona
>>551215509 #>Definitely makes videos and watches them on that big screen TV in front of the bed. Rides him or jerks him off while they watch her get pounded doggy style or riding cowgirl on some black or fat older guy who have huge dicks. Dockworker or HQ admiral types. (Not NTR)That's cuckholding
>>551215331Topheavy piece of crap
>>551216721NTS and NTR are both cuckolding, one is "safer" than the other and requires a lot from the people involved to work.Mind you, there isn't a single 4chan user that has what it takes to actually survive a relationship like that(nts), you really need to be self-assured. Some think that because they are bi they'll have a better chance but that only makes it worse.
>>551215278duh, but he straight up put zero effort into making her different from agir and even hakuhou. sameface is lame.
>>551216721Nah women don't magically fall in love with another man just because she had sex with him
>>551216721I only really consider it cucking if he doesn't know or it's under duress. So what I described is more just having a hotwife which is basically having a pornstar wife that makes custom content for you. >>551216491Like I said I don't think she's quite that out of touch, like say a Shinano might be. Not that Shinano is dumb or malicious but she probably wouldn't even think to mention how she has walked through 100 wet dreams that night and had a bunch of guys cum all over her because it was their dream and she was powerless to stop them. That or didn't think to bother trying to, since it's just a dream anyway and there's probably some dreamwalker internal code about not violating people's agency in their dreams.
Be nice to herShe's nice to youYou should reciprocate
>>551217732I don't know, poledancing for other men is pretty out of touchShe clearly has a pretty liberal view on sex
>>551217781The clear lip gloss/natural pink lips look on her is so hot, just needs to drop the retarded headgear
>>551217901the headgear stays on during sex
>>551217890You'd be surprised how many girls think dancing with/for other men is completely non sexual. Many girls like dancing because they find it fun and because they don't get off on it they assume the guy doesn't either and he's just dancing for fun. It's the same reason they don't think twice about leaving a dirty sock around guys because they can't imagine that he's going to jam it on his dick the second she leaves his house.
>>551218121Come on you just said she wasn't sexually naive, she knows it excites men which is why she wants skk to see it too
>>551217732>I only really consider it cuckingCuckholding is when both agree to let the other partner fuck others for (also) their fantasy thoughOne thing is having a girl which works in the porn industry, the other is having a girl and letting her go inside bars to seduce men and let them fuck her for your fantasy
>>551215051yeah tits unironically too big in new skin
but enough about cuckholding
As commander-in-chief, it is my great honor to announce that I have approved a plan for the Navy to begin the construction of two brand-new, very large, largest we've ever built, battleships.
>>551218245I said she's not naive enough to not know that 99% of guys expect sexual relationships to be exclusive. Dancing with clothes on isn't a sexual activity it's just teasing. At the most it's flirting which is not cheating. >>551218338Cuckoldry is when sex occurs behind the partners back, it's named after the cuckoo bird who sneaks it's eggs into other birds nests for them to raise as their own. You can expand it to include guys who are cheated on under duress like if he doesn't accept it she'll leave him, because that still follows the fundamental premise that it's against his will. Hotwife NTS where partners consent isn't cuckoldry. It's like the difference between vaginal and anal sex there's similarities but they are different things.
I just asked a no brain question about dicks and now I return and see people talking about ntrshit what the hell
We had big battleships. These are bigger, but they will have 100 times the ... they'll be 100 times the force, the power and ... and there's never been anything like these ships.
>>551219264I dunno bro I think most men would object to their partner pole dancing for other men
>>551218452I don't like that look on her face. Did reddy find out about SKK's... "assisting" in "ninja" "training" sessions?
>>551219962>reddyFreddy*
>>551218662You paying Hipper $20 to build some models and borrowing my back table hardly counts as "construction".
>>551219952I guess if they're insecure? She's a toaster if you're mad that your glorified smartphone is being looked at by other men that's a you problem.
why is a lgbtjewishlizard trying to make us think if you dont let your partner twerking her ass for other men you're insecureim tired of zionists every corner of the fucking earth and their cuck agenda
>100 double reward items used on x3 runs on D3>4 HVAR prints totalI'm not gonna make it bros
>>551220954If you don't want your gf to do that then don't date someone who wants to do that. There's like 400 other ships that don't have bunny club skins and have no interest in dancing for people. If you don't want that to happen don't date one of the most flirtatious and slutty acting botes in the game.
>>551222572>don't date one of the most flirtatious and slutty acting botes in the game.She's literally one of the most (for you) ships in the game...
>Hmmmmmm how can I make this be about my cuck fetish?
>>551222813Those aren't mutually exclusive at all. There's tons of wives who flirt with trusted guys in front of their husbands. There's places all over where you can go and see like 40 year old women married for 20 years shaking their ass while everyone cheers them on. Just go on one cruise and see all the drunk MILFs who don't cheat but crave attention and validation and you'll see what I mean.
>>551216178Link?
>>551223303you're well informed.
>>551223379https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE0qXEAwyOclost gallons to it*>>551222572fuck off lizard
>>551223752I'm old I've seen a lot of crazy white women in my day. Not that it's white specific, I just am not around minorities.
>Discussing the characters and their behavior is off topicSnowflake is melting in the middle of winter, crazy
dont u have a bln thread to maintain u worthless cuck
>>551224330Your ERP sessions will always be offtopic.
>>551224492sounds more like one of the fags that erp on trash alg
>>551224492Bln is on weekends newfag>>551224534Discussing characters isn't ERP. If I was EEPing someone would be cumming.
Murika
>deleted my post but not the /trash/posts
Don't say the n word it's not hard
>>551226020Lexington Tsu.
>>551226020Lex Sex?
>>551226020Pasadena
>>551226020Yorktown I/II
N
>>551226020BANI!it better not be the fucking cow
>>551226545>>551226553>>551226794>>551227339>>551227905
>>551223303>Just go on one cruise and see all the drunk MILFs who don't cheat but crave attention and validation and you'll see what I mean.How about you step out of your basement and go deal with people in the real world?
>>551227839N ot funny
>>551228152Risky sex with Clarence
It's almost Christmas Eve where are you taking Bremerton for your date?
>>551229669home fucking her asshole
>>551229669A mall with an outdoor skating rink, dinner at a pop up food stall with overhead space heaters, shared sundae at a cafe, then home to cuddle by the fire and have sex on the floor on a bear skin rug under a blanket
>>551229669>>551230528Ps: I didn't like her looking sad so I NAI'd a little shy smile on her
I have ghost nipple fatigue
Why am I so much better than everyone else?
>>551220628Nah im sure most men won't let their partner pole dance in front of other men
>>551232993I mean you're dating a piece of US Navy/Azur Lane property, if other guys use her or take her away from you then you only have yourself to blame. It's considered a breakthrough when they allow Lex to buy an apartment, they absolutely move them around on a whim or fuck them and there's nothing you or they can do about it because they are machines not people.
>>551232336The head maid and her wife who joins her on sex maid duty.
>>551215919Oigen's bikini skin is credited to Cloud, and it's pretty evident when you look at St. Louis and Honolulu's base art.His style has just devolved since then.
>>551215051those legs and feet are insanely sexy and I want to lick them
I need the Eugen skin now
>>551234349Looks like shit
I need to skin Eugen now
Will we have a rental voucher for Eugen skin? I don't want to buy it blindly. Especially considering I already have RQ.
>>551235228NOOOO
Don't say the n word in your file names
>>551235228BASED BASED BASED
/^!!jbObpyX\+BcN$/
Anyone know where to find a crosswave file for the switch by any chance
>>551238982I thought the collar was something like shikikans pet, not a huge fan of being leashed like a little doggy. Milk truck Roon is good though.
>>551222572>If you don't want your gf to do that then don't date someone who wants to do that.Honestly, I never understood that. There's so many people in this site that go full denial mode when you point out that their clearly slutty/evil/crazy/whatever waifu is called slutty/evil/crazy/whatever. If it's one of their main traits and you don't like said trait then why do you like her so much?
>>551240928>is calledis*
>>551240928It's just retards who are insecure that's all there is to it. Humans or at least westerners have extreme difficulty realizing the soul/body are the same thing. So they don't mind changing her personality if the body stays the same. But wanting to date a chaste introverted NJ is like wanting to date a blonde NJ, the body and personality are one and the same. It's retarded to want a blonde NJ when the game has 500 blondes and it's retarded to want a chaste NJ when the game has like 400 chaste girls. It turns out a harem game is not good at selecting mature thoughtful people who adjust their expectations to account for the views and needs or others.
>>551226020Cute small hands!
>the agpgeezer is so desperate to be known as anything other than the shit eating geezer that xe felt the need to tripfagIt’s nice knowing that our resident trannies aren’t anything more than a bunch of losers that will never pass for normalfags no matter how hard they try
>>551242798Relax. I'm tripping because people on the other board were having a meltie. It had nothing to do with you.
>>551242798That tranny is shrieking into the void since I filtered xim.
>>551235523Chill Ed Gein.
I want to mentally break Yuuki Kana
>>551242971>>551243493>check /trash/both of you are the most pathetic posters I've had the displeasure of reading
>dillute and control
>>551244108That's cool. Post botes?
The last thing this general needed was a faggot tripnigger
I kind of don't care for the golden lou skin but I kind of want her to do well and continue to be developed, puts me in an awkward position
I can't get past 8-4
>>551246664Is that one of the bomb rush maps? In extreme scenarios you can try saving a BB barrage and pre firing it to take out those 5 bomb lines with good timing.
>>551247209I let the game play itself...
>sudden tripfag in my already shit general
>>551247613A pity he hasn't killed himself yet.
>>551247382Nevermind I bet it
Based tripCHAD improving our thread with his presence.
>>551247382>>551248090Nice. Well, I'll warn you now there's going to be some spots where you have to switch to manual. At least for the first few times. It gets easier the more you beat it though so you'll be able to go back to auto.
>>551248769Issue is I play using scrcpy so it's still on my phone just through my PC, so controlling the movement with my mouse is a pain
>>551214804She will definitely twerk like oumi right?
How did we manage to get a triptranny out of all things
>>551250474Eugen is a proper lady.
>>551251483So was yorktown
Cassin is so pretty.
>>551251741Not really, get your eyes checked.
>>551251730Yorktown is a whore ^_^
>>551251741She cute. I didn't realize she had heterochromia at first I thought maybe it was just the angle with brownish reddish eyes. One of the only cases of heterochromia I can ignore in the game. Love her because she drinks oil confirming they are robots. It's also hot that she prefers to stay at the docks with the dock workers. She's so small and petite that it must be amazing when they manhandle her and stretch her. Downes is ok too but nowhere near as good
>>551250840Azur lane is a big phenomenon, it's only natural there's some retards in the mix.
CCP will demand manjuu to add more bbs into azur lane for propaganda purposes, thank trump for killing the CV meta
Surah Maryam, Verse 96"Indeed, those who have believed and done righteous deeds—the Most Merciful will appoint for them affection."
>You know, I see it and feel it~>The age difference in our love~>Everyone says it's weird, but that doesn't bother me~>Hey, wait up, please~>Wait just a little longer, just a little longer~>If I stand up straight, I can reach you~>The distance between us in our love~>Love's distance that melts so sweetly~>Love's distance growing smaller and smaller~>Becoming a love that burns silently~Hawaiian getaway edition
>>551253004China will grow larger>captcha is triforce attemptlmao
What You Won't Do for Essexposting
I want an Anson tier shitposting loli bote Trump class with a swept back toupee
>>551255776Don't think I didn't see that
>>551257513TOBASU BASOKIHYOSELFOHHHTOBASU BASOKIHYOSELFOHHHTOBASU BASOKIHYOSELFOHHH>*rocks back and forth in self-harm*
>>551258685>>551255157>>551252648t. negrophile troonend it fag
Bote sweater milkers
Botes?
>>551220628>>551222572She's not dancing for another men, retard, there are no other men. Monkey forcing OOC into pretty well defined characters and a strict scenario to try to insert his cuck fetish into it, kill yourself monkey
>>551263782>There are no other menFalse, this is cope. There are men all over the world, and even other male commanders like Mikhail. Stop trying to force your incel meme onto the narrative.
>>551263956>Calls other incels when he is the one that insist those botes go around dancing for other men even when they are for YOU.
>>551263956>trying to force your incel memeIronic as fuck while you're trying to insert your cuck meme onto the narrative. There are no other men, she doesn't dance for other men, that is a fact of the game. Everything they do or dress like is for SKK, that's how it's written, play the game maybe faggot and you'd know.You're a little boy who thinks the world revolves around him and tries desperately to insert his "unique" cuck persona into everything around him. Kill yourself
>>551263956t. negrophile troonend it fag
>>551264406>>551264497The other guy said she calls out a dude, that's what I'm going off of. I don't care about NJ much and I don't know the exact line he's referencing. However other males certainly exist, as shown with Aoste and others. One of the burger botes even mentions the USA president, who is male. So if you want to pretend no males exist in AL that's simply your own insecurity.
Eh?
I'm also a manslut. It's OK if my botes are also sluts.
>>551264943No reason for non rainbow gear to exist unless it has a unique quality because devs suck at game design
>>551264858>t-the other guyDoesn't even play lmao>aosteNot even from the same timelineBut again, don't start writing random shit, tell me where in the game it shows her dancing for other men. Tell me exactly where manjuu, a Chinese company who made a harem game, made the protagonist's women dance for other men. You can't, because you're an OOC monkey trying to insert his fetish into everything around him, you're a joke.
>>551264943Does this mean we get pr5 added to the lab or is that going to happen in february?
>>551214804>Agir 3D DormFinally I will have a reason to touch this mode.
>>551265736pr5 gear is getting added along with the new gear
>>551265576Aoste is in the latest event, they know each other and talk to each other. You're retarded.
>>551266141Nothing to do with what I said brainlet>Tell me exactly where manjuu, a Chinese company who made a harem game, made the protagonist's women dance for other men. You can't, because you're an OOC monkey trying to insert his fetish into everything around him, you're a joke.Answer it, OOC monkey
>>551266327boil that cuck BOIL HIM
>>551266327
>>551266327I dunno ask that other guy he's the one that made the claim. The girls aren't adverse to other males though. That's just your nature bitch made instinct to fear competition.
>>551266712>>551266141>>551265387>>551264858t. negrophile troonend it fag
>>551266712>"your gf was dancing seductvely for other men">"o-oh, she wasn't? you just hate competition!"What am I even reading LOLYou're such a joke, a little boy in a grown man's body. But that's your thing, right, le 4chan cuck guy, that's why you bring it up in every thread you're in, that's why you gotta try to force it into every discussion even if it's OOC, that's your thing, that's all you have. That's why you're tripfagging as well, right? "Cuck guy here btw, give me attention". And if you get banned? "Hehe don't worry, I'll just evade because I NEED to be an obnoxious fag for the attention I'm craving."Btw go check Trafalgar's skin, her inner monologue, and how she's wearing that bikini exclusively for SKK, because that's what she thinks he likes. And this is all obvious, this is a harem game made by China, I'm writing nothing but common sense. But sadly I have to write the obvious because you're such an attention-seeking fag you'll write paragraphs of OOC cuck fantasy for (yous). I say this from the bottom of my heart, from one man to another: kill yourself.
I am the commander and if I order my botes to have sex with other men in front of me then they will do so happily. This is canon.
>>551268021>>551266327based>>551268931nope, they love commander because of who he is, his qualities, if you asked that they'd look at you in disgust, see that you're really just a pathetic joke who has been roleplaying all along, and the love will die out instantly, aka they'll get the icklike that meme "when she says something that confirms she won't be your wife" but for you
>christmas eve>this is how the ugly old man is spending itno booze? or you just want them to find you dead over your keyboard with this shithole on screen and one of your half finished ERP sessions? lol
>>551270405
>>551270831Absolutely nothing.
>>551268021You just think everything is cuck. I only want to date like 10 AL botes, I don't care who the rest fuck, good for them. I'm not crying because Mikhail got balls deep in NPussy. You're the only one who needs men not to exist in AL.
>>551270831Why did you filter this Essex >>551252660>>551253198>>551256728
>>551270405It's the 23rd tardo
>>551270639
reminder to filter and ignore tripfags
>>551270831I personally keep stubs and give reasons why they're stubs in the filters. Just gives me reassurance to know I'm blocking retards
>>551270639>>551271683why does the sex like animal onesies so much??
>>551270831Based
I like Prinz Eugen skin doe
>>551271362>just think everything is cuckYou've been regurgitating OOC cuck slop for how long? 7 hours here since tripfagging, probably another 5 hours since the last thread. And from what you said you've been in another board most likely doing the same. Stop projecting, OOC monkey.>I'm not crying because Mikhail got balls deep in NPussyMore OOC asspulled cuck fantasy. 1 with every post, that's your life after all, huh.
raping myself to sleep with this https://www.asmr.one/work/RJ01074277friedrich is literally the perfect male fantasy and it’s not even close i want to fucking bang my head against the wall for hours thinking about cozy domestic idly time with her just having an eternity where nothing happens with her would make me the happiest man in the world
Is Chao Ho just bugged, ever since I finished her research, or maybe just hitting 40 and never checked, Golden Koi has +1 line-up and 4% profits even if I don't use her, using her it stacks.
>>551275098Oh nevermind, it disappeared after relogging.
>>551273285Listening to Chapayep's ASMR right now. What's with this static crip crip sound she always does to me? I know it's ear cleaning, but people really feel anything about this sound?
Good Morning I love women (but only the attractive ones)
toot
>>551280402
I was hacked.
>>551280937You need sexsupport
>>551280937essexification will be enforceddo not exist
when are we going to see fate sim for the rest of the dr botes?
>>551281492to late, I already went through helenaification
>>551281968thank you for your compliance
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2003677014306488799>Maid's Showtime: Lexington II>"Every play lights a sugar spark>Commander, you have won my heart">Since I'm playing the part of a maid, I have to ask... Are you enjoying my services?
Observer can't be THAT popular
I only have eyes for my future wife Tower and her delicious blussy
Why is Tower so popular.
>>551284897I married Lyme because her appearance reminded me of Tower, but without all the blue.
They shoud kil off everyone not in top 100.
They should kill off everyone not in the top 20 and start AL2 with the survivors
Why did Temesta flop so hard?
>>551285281>Blatant meme faction for one specific time of the year>Only 1 of them has a second skin (Royal Fortune)>No retrofits or oath skins>No UR>Can't get a PR or DR because WoWs doesn't do TempestasYeah, why did they flop?
>>551285094but the blu is the best part
>>551285281but I married Lyme, Fancy and Martinho
https://x.com/Surotak/status/2003666278024904764
>>551276456mimikaki i suppose she be scrubbing the inside area of your ear
>>551276456The earpick is a spoon scraping the inner walls of your ear to get the earwax out.What did you expect?
>>551285281People just forget to do likes. It is buried in the comments. I personally rarely go there.
You wouldn't grope Perseus, would you?
>>551214804
https://x.com/uduharu/status/2003707605668237313
>>551287168
>>551287168Yeah I'd grope other ships
>>551287621Any particular ones?
>>551287684
https://x.com/ogamaru525/status/2003662667005985113
>>551286901Tomboy love
>>551286095>>551286297am I supposed to get horny by that?
Enough D*tch elves. I need another skin where Brest is trying to drag me to bed with her, like in pic related.
https://x.com/sakura_cassle/status/2003640573933289708
https://x.com/unisyari7/status/2003638049402708041
>>551288236Breasts
>>551288236why are elves so sexually compatible with human men?
>>551288330bote outfit swap, erotic
botes wearing my shirts and nothing else
https://x.com/Sagusuke_sp39/status/2003616721492643902
Why did people report me when I talk about botes x black people, but everyone is fine with skk x elves?Both are interracial.
>>551288918Don't torp me bro
>>551288920Why did your parents fail in raising you
cooming inside taihou at the same time she's cooming and whispering "Albacore" in her ear right as I explode
>>551289001Prepare your anus, skk
Look at this Essex art.Everytime I do, it makes me laugh.
>Hmph
>>551290792bote legs in erotic stockings, my favorite christmas gift
Bunny Eugene tomorrow, saving today's load.
sahem they didn't make another christmas skin
>>551291885Manjuu hates Jews? That's based.
>>551291783>2 pairs of legs
>>551292529
>>551291885Do Chinese people hate Christmas or something
>>551291783>>551292571imagine sticking your dick through that coat hoping to insert it between Eugen's thighs and vagene and Hipper starts blowing you
>>551292639I don't think so, think its just a usual case of just devs only do a select few skin types now
>>551292898A surprise to be sure but a welcome one
>>551291885You can try World of Warcraft if you want devs who care about Christmas. They'll likely give you free Santa hats as well.
>>551294580I wouldn't touch anything blizzard related with a 39 and a half foot pole
>>551293684in my mouth
>>551294580blizzards extent of caring about wow christmas holiday goes as far as adding a couple santa hats to a few bosses and callilng it a day
Hey bote guys i come from /d/ another anon posted a tied up cutie and said its from this game any more pictures of that character available?
>>551295030well you would have to provide some sort of link to that character so we know who you are talking about
>>551295201This is the one in question
>◆ Wallpaper giveaway ◆>Colorful lights cast a warm glow, and the Christmas bells are about to echo through the streets.>The ribbon slipped from the gift box, and all the pent-up anticipation transformed into a sparkling surprise in my palm—>Commander, let the girls present you with the first gift of the night!
>>551295474
https://x.com/junedxu/status/2003779160280625412
>>551295937cutr
>>551264943>su-6 had bazillion rockets and a bombhot damn. new or lunar year update?
>>551296853my lovely sweet daughters I personally tasted all of their lips and can confirm that they are really sweey
wiki has been slow with updates as of late. even date a flop botes aren't fully implemented. surely wikibros are just busy jacking off?
Merry christmas scyllabros
https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/2003790257767223627>【Dress-Up】 >"Th-the Commander... was expecting hospitality like this...?" >Yorktown II Dual Form Dress-Up "Warmth Intertwining in the Twilight Hour" >On sale for a limited time at the shop! >Be sure not to miss it!
>>551297780It's holidays, we'll be lucky if that wiki gets updated this year >/alg/ wiki was abandoned several months agoGrim
>>551297780bro.. it's over..
>>551298072oh nyo... what happened to the wikibro?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/138988769
Gib missiles
>>551299410Nipples so inviting..
>admiral table and plygun before new yearit appears that I won't have to wait for february. finally some good news.
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2003797811075449271>Dear Commander,>Headquarters will carry out maintenance on 12/25, 12:00 A.M. (UTC-7) for approximately 8 hours. Highlights of the upcoming version are shown below.>For detailed information, please check our website: https://azurlane.yo-star.com/news/2025/12/24/maintenance-notice-12-25-12-a-m-utc-7/
>>551297780wiki has been slow with updates for a long while now
>>551300109>having their team work over christmas just to update the bote png collector gamemanjuu are truly slave drivers
>>551300109Maintenance lane...
>>551297780https://azurlane.mrlar.dev/db/move on, bro.
>>551298653Hatsucutie my beloved
>>551293684The cutest
Retarded question because I can't read for shit, are the botes from the shipyard unlockable?
It's a sloppy christmas!!
>>551301165research botes? They're there forever.
>>551301317my wife and our playtoy (also my wife) giving me the sloppiest double bj while I'm fingering their pussies
>>551214804bitch get off the table, I can't eat!
https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/2003805359576625449>【Christmas】>"Come on, Commander, let's go for one more stage—">"I-It's about time to wake up, or it'll be lights out...">"The refills of cookies are baked and ready">"Zzzzz...">"(Cleaning up is going to be a hassle...)">Commander, Merry Christmas!
>>551302490What video games would bote girls play?
>>551302490so much delicious food in one picture
>>551302435It's a bed. >>551302539Hoi4
>>551302609with a controller???
>>551302539skk dating sim vns
>>551302539Tales game.
>>551302609why is there a bed in a bar?
>>551302490Indomitable my beloved
>PR8 PRs at D30+165 prints without DRs being at 215 prints>still get the PR face researchesHuh? I thought they stopped again once you hit the fate sim amount, but guess I'm remembering wrong
>>551302665You have to control the entire nation, yes, you need a controller.
stockings
>>551301815So I can get them whenever I can? That's cool, I liked a few of them.Does it take too long?
>>551304598it takes quite some time
>>551302490I am unironically unable to identify this bote.
What's the hype behind J Anus
>>551305213Lion.
>>551305336That looks nothing like her.
>>551305574Perciously why you couldn't indentify her.
>>551305624Lion doesn't have blue eyes.
>>551306589Lion has sexo predatory eyes
That’s Chaser retardbros.
>>551307479Bending her over a chair and hiking up her Yukata and fucking her right there.
>>551302906Haven't you felt sleepy after drink?
>>551307586Reported to Atago
>>551306589>AL but it’s in 40k yet all the factions are cute starships stillFund it, give me these necron shipgirls and Vengeful Spirit-chan. Have the Sirens be the DAOT-era Arkships and the like.
Shikikan, got ran over by a reindeer!
>>551307525Pretty princess
Our queen does the impossible yet again. Yet here she is as Yorktown!https://x.com/natsume0v0/status/2003294744924103034
>>551300109It's weird that they pulled that Hindy skin for google play and now it's permanent
>>551308007>>551308123Cute tittymonster
>>551308587the Taihou looks sexo, her face as Yorktown is weirddoes she provide escort services? how much for Taihou cosplay sex?
>>551308587Her eyes are kind of freaky looking.Like in a uncanny valley type of way.
>get Lexi in the first 10 roll (fastest I've ever gotten a UR)>buy scam box>get Lexi skinI think she's trying to tell me something.
>>551309253>>551309319Asians shouldn't cosplay white characters
>>551309319She's tired boss from the gooners.>>551309253No clue on how much for Taihou sex.
her breasts are way too big
>designed 10/10 woman form>good personality>good voice lines>gave her a GOAT sexo bunny skin>people liked her (artworks, doujins, etc.)>decided to completely forget about her >be North Carolina>pic unrelated
>>551309679What's the lore here?
>Nobody cares about NC, and Washington.
>>551308587That eye makeup + filter = bogged
>>551305213Chaser
https://x.com/Yan_AZURLANE/status/2003732974383301043
>>551309568damn I want to sex her cosplaying a different bote every day
>>551310951wait until you see her cosplaying as herself
>>551308587
>>551309948in my mouth
>>551311054She looks weird like this.Nice tits though
>>551311054Thanks bro.
>>551311037ok, post her
I got the UR three times bro what is this event? Merry Christmas to me
>>551310246She's one of the best Azur Lane Cosplayers out there. Her Best one is Graf Zeppelin, though her Shimanto is pretty good as well. Shame i didn't save any of the Fritz Rumney videos of her.
>>551309568>She's tired boss from the goonersbut that's the main audience she tries to appeal to
there was that one cute Anchorage cosplayershe had amazing feet
>>551311193I don't have any pics, I just though that sounded cool.
>>551311310I know, and i'm a Gooner.
why are cute asians trying to look like white women if I wanted to masturbate to white sluts I wouldn't be searching for cute japs
>>551311476
>>551311304She looks way better hereChinks just overdo shit way too much, the eye makeup to try to double the size, the filters so they get those tiny heads, the nose slim makeup and proceduresLike relax>didn't save any of the Fritz RumneyRip
>>551311054SEPHIROTH!dun dun dun la dunSEPHIROTH!
>>551312561Tentacle attacks from the sewers are probably canon
Do you think Tempesta girls often make their Tentacle Shikikan size, and play with it when Shikikan isn't at base?
>>551313324Tentacle rigging is part of them so insertion is just like fingering. Other ships probably think it's weird but they aren't looking at it from the same perspective. For Tempesta having a tentacle inside you is as normal as anything else. This also makes them all pseudo-futas, which is based.
>>551313540fuuuuuck
We'll get a Fairy soon for ALhttps://x.com/AzurPromilia_JP/status/2003692109560533060
>>551266327I don't remember dancing, but Houshou is dressed like a cheap prostitute and takes being called an expensive prostitute as a compliment. I don't think the implication is that she is NOT prostitute. So, yeah, she FUCKS other men for cash.
>>551316306is it out already?
>>551316521Soon, JP AP has been dropping a lot of information lately.
>>551316306Looks very ugly
>>551316306This game has no hype around it.It's coming out at a time when Genshin like games are a dime a dozen.
>>551316659Best case scenario will be it semi-flops, where it makes enough to cover all the dev costs so Manjuu doesn't die, but not enough profit to continue maintenance. Then they use all the experience and talent they hired making a 3D game to make AL2
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2003858210164285691>All aboard the Christmas express! Sharing warmth, laughter, and a view of the northern lights—wishing you a magical holiday ride, Commander. >*Thanks to the artist KonYa666 (@hxPTwPREsH6ll10) for creating this amazing piece of artwork for us.
https://x.com/benitengudake_1/status/2003816719085916286
>>551305213HMS Chaser CVhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Chaser
>>551317351AI but cute
https://x.com/Youkan202/status/2003792047195713646
https://x.com/namayasu/status/2003797912116211890
>>551317940They post this and tell me not to fuck _______.
>>551315809Skinny and pretty damn>>551316385Meds>>551317351Kino pic, saved
https://x.com/i_upiyo01/status/2003831132417347747
Love
https://x.com/mikuchi3939/status/2003791777791344663
Temperance XIV bros... It's Over.
Is Gouden Leeuw virgin? How she got that womb tattoo?
>>551319731She's like 3 years old so yeah probably still a virgin. The womb tattoo is a physical manifestation of her extreme fertility.
>>551319731Virgin like Alexis Texas
https://x.com/NBK11205/status/2003790652048630212
https://x.com/fie_nanoo/status/2003782936995512784
https://x.com/CraneEnthusias/status/2003842769467666453
>>551302539azur lane
>>551321383Casual panties, erotic
>>551319562is that a
>>551320818Would breed
https://x.com/saajiyuuni/status/2003820356327612630
>>551319731Doubt it
>>551320818Show the second picture.
>>551320818my lovely mom wife and daughter
Is beat the shit out of thicc Roon
>>551323143Big roon
>>551323224Roon should get fat off sugar cookies glazed with my semen so I can wobble around on her tits and ass like a waterbed and have sex with her if you know what I mean
>>551323103>mom wife and daughterBut there are only two individuals in that pic
>>551324049Ulrich is taking the pic
>>551316385Double-digit IQ in display
festive botes, jolly botes
>>551325568wtf is with her hands
BASED EVIL
>>551325830z23 mentioned, groping shall commence
>>551325830>tsunderedumb AI
>>551324938She's called a courtesan. People debate the full implication of that word but the harem slut in "courtesan's robes" is very popular. She doesn't mind it, so the guy is saying she doesn't mind being told she looks like a slut who sucks dicks for a living. She of course offers this service to SKK. I don't find Houshou particularly slutty, I rather prefer her to be something like a less creepy Ark Royal lolicon, but to each their own. Botes do absolutely fuck other guys though. The most fair to the harem king audience is that it's unnamed or non collectible botes that do it. But if you have wisdom cube tech or siren tech to make 10/10 sex dolls there's a zero % chance that guys aren't fucking them.
FUCK, having to wait one more day for my bunny Eugen is fucking painful
>>551325735She's clasping them with her fingers in her palms being all cutesy.
>>551325830AI knows who is the correct choice. Bless you Evil Neuro.
>>551326575She's not a courtesanDidn't ask what you preferBotes do not fuck other guys, cuckAnything else?
>>551327028Take it up with the writers. You're delusional if you think Mikhail wasn't fucking his botes.
>>551325830
>>551327309Writers are doing their job just fine, you're the one, once again, inserting cuckery into everything you see in front of you with OOC dementia. Replying randomly to me, blabbering asspulled garbage, telling me about your preferences like I give a shit. What a pathetic attention seeking fag.And, yeah >>551327028 all facts btw, based on in-game writing.
>need 360 gold plates to +13 a rainbow equipment>even if you still have patience to grind OS every month you'll still take ages to get that manywhat the FUCK
>>551214804That's alot of meat
https://x.com/purplepencill/status/2003817766701474294
I think the boats' past is their business.
>>551327647>I look a bit like a courtesan? Hehe~ Well then, mister, it seems like tonight shall be our one and only night together. Let us feel the warmth of our embrace, then let the memories fade to nothing. How does that sound?Whatever pussy, she gets told she looks like a hooker and she doesn't mind it. Courtesans are literally just there at court to suck dicks. That's what the guy was referencing if you don't like it that SKK said she looks like a hooker send manjuu an email.
>>551327659Even if you do have enough of those, you need 5 UR parts to +13, that you only get 4 a month of and every type of equipment needs it.
Chinky winky soon.
>>551328264Oiran =/= courtesan, it's a literal translation. A good translation for calling someone an oiran (they could've just used the word instead) nowadays is "glamorous Edo-style lady" or something similar."How does that sound?" is not a bad translation, but it sounds ambiguous in this context. In the CN/JP text it's much clearer; it's a meta question about her "roleplaying" as an Oiran for this sentence/line delivery you quoted. The wiki has a good translation for the CN text:"I look a bit like a Oiran? Hoho, then……mister, tonight shall be our last tryst, so let us feel the warmth of one another, then forget it forever —— how was that?"So, again, how surprising, the girl of a harem game isn't actually a prostitute. Truly shocking, who could've thought? You truly need an IQ of over 150 to imagine such a possibility.Now, again, anything else, cuck OOC monkey?
>>551325830Niimi confirmed the true qveen of ALBirdfags and other subhumans need NOT apply
Merry christmas!!!
>>551329303Jeez don't engage with him
>>551329303cucknight btfo
>>551329031I'll see if I remember to complain about how slow the gold plate grind is on the next anniversary survey. I recall asking for a practice mode for meta showdowns last time and they just added it so maybe they like me enough to listen to my input.
>>551325830Evil shall grope Nimi
>>551327309This is where you just have to turn off your brain and take that bit as "out of sight, out of mind, not relevant" because the waifu fantasy doesn't quite mix with a "lived in" world setting, just ask GFL2 how to fuck it up
>>551329303One other point: actual courtesans or oirans were different from a garden variety street walkers. A courtesan or oiran would have a high class clientele of noblemen, wealthy merchants, military officers, etc. instead of whatever street trash the wind swept in. Doesn't exactly fit with what kind of cuckery the mouth breathers here like.
>>551331041They barely had any sex to begin with. At that level you're looking at someone who has a polished set of skills in art, music conversation etc. A woman like that can run circles around you while you're unable to think beyond the end of your prick
>>551329303I don't care what chinks say I am EN and English is the default language of humanity and the world, and the only language that ultimately matters. If it says she's a whore in English then it says she's a whore. You can cope all you want with whatever chink babble you have o don't understand a word any of these bitches are saying I simply like the accents and feminine white noise of them being demure and submissive as I get boners to the English translations of them begging for my cock.
Bros...I think I'm tired of all the porn. I just want my botes to be sexy...it's becoming too exaggerated
>>551331325>what is reading the room
>>551331264>>551331041>No actually our court hookers were really virgins hired for art and stuff and xth century onlyfans was for only the most skilled flute players Lmao this level of delusional cope is insane >>551330859I genuinely don't understand why they are so sensitive. Its canon in NIKKE that they abduct women and force them to be robot sex slaves and that game seems to do fine and still have a chad commander who fucks his girls. I don't see why people have to have such a puritan cringe outlook on AL.
Suomi Perkele!
>>551331325I accept your concession, embarrassing stuff
>>551332197Like I said, it's on the wiki that she's a courtesan, take it up with the writers.
>>551331685Didn't say they didn't have sex with their clients. Courtesans and oirans just wouldn't have been caught dead with serfs or blue collar workers.
>>551331685is mikhail fucking the slav botes supposed to be relevant to (you) fucking the same botes in a new timeline where Mikhail is irrelevant? Also previous /trash/shitposting poisoned the well beyond repair anyway
I am gonna have sex with Mecklenburg and Kansas.
>>551332634delete this
>>551332513And? It doesn't really matter to me if they fuck dockworkers or admirals, cock is cock. The point is just that some botes are comfortable being called a whore and that doesn't suggest they are virgins. Generally if a girl is comfortable with or proud of being told she looks like she takes miles of cock it's because she's proud of her feminity and her taking miles of cock.
>>551332327Incorrect, cope. Read >>551329303 again, even in English she's never a "courtesan", she's called an Edo period courtesan as a compliment, and she teasingly says a sentence with oiran innuendo, then asks SKK if the line delivery sounded good enough.
>>551332634It just goes to show through environmental storytelling/ambience that other commanders are out there fucking other botes and that the AL botes aren't in a vacuum with SKK. I'm not trying to say all SKKs are cucks or anything only that acting like no botes ever have sex outside of SKK is dumb.
>>551331325You got rekt agpknight
>>551288236Brest's breasts.
>>551332815Apparently your dumbass can't read
Global and JP are fan fiction, and it's CN that is the true Azuer Lane as the devs intended.We went over this already multiple times.
>>551333252No one cares what chinks think lmao dragon empery is a dogshit meme faction
>>551333126Are you fucking retarded? Look like =/= is. Courtesan = oiran (aka elegant/glamorous Edo period lady), not prostitute. How many times do I have to repeat myself and prove you wrong? Did the cuck porn rot your brain?
>I looked at HRT but apparently it sterilizes you and I want more kids, so fuck that. Besides hrt after puberty is probably a waste of time anyway. Not going under for facial reconstruction and adams apple shaving and all that gay shit. Turns out you can just be a fag and that works fine. My dream scenario is brokeback mountain but with a nigger. Both of us married with kids, just pounding each others prostates to paste on annual gay sex campouts.this is who you're replying to btw, anonymous websites were a mistake after all, I should join a fascist militia
>>551333363You really can't read huh. C O U R T E S A N. The word is right there buddy.
Your favorite ship likes average penis and yours is too bigHow do you cope
>>551333542Up my finger and oral game, train her to enjoy outercourse
>>551288236
>>551332919Mikhail is part of the serious storyline where he died, and not simply the main serious story, but the long-dead origin timeline, meanwhile the main waifu fantasy fun with (you) is in a separate timeline where he doesn't exist. Sure the implication of Mikhail fucking his botes wqs there, but the multiple timeline shit is convenient for walling that off from the usual onscreen waifu fantasies where your brain is not expected to be thinking of the multiple-commander crap and most of that environmental worldbuilding is out the window
>>551333542Use rituals to summon the unfathomable that York tried to summon, to act in your stead, presuming that the Unfathomable has an undefined form
>got sick the day before christmasbotes for this feel?
>>551333512You're embarrassing yourself, not gonna lie, it's sad to watch, you're probably seething irl, huh?>if I ignore all the context, make up words (still searching for where she "is" a courtesan), ignore the original CN text, ignore the JP text, and ignore what the translated english words allude to, I might be able to fit my cuck fetish into this if I grasp at straws really really hard, c-courtesan means hooker, r-right?!Kek, this is so sad, you're such a pathetic little boy, now throwing a tantrum because you got refuted like a little child.
>>551333996Ajax
>>551333841I think the latest event proved that's not true since Helena brought everyone back. She didn't bring back Mikhail though, which she is criticized for indirectly. (They say everyone deserves to be in that world, not just the ones she brought back). They also have the big meeting with the 22 voting delegates out of the 600 member assembly or whatever, and Aoste is there, so it's comical to act like all 22/600 of those people were females. They are all interacting with the botes and Lex buys an apartment in the city, future NYC I think it was. It's juvenile to act like all the millions of people in NYC are females. Personally I think it's better if there's more options, like lonely widows. You can't have a lonely widow if all the botes are virgins. All you're doing with that is limiting your narrative options to babysit some small dick energy incels. Couldn't be me.
>>551334147The word courtesan is right there. In English courtesan refers to hookers who used to fuck the nobility, like modern day escorts who go to parties with rich people as arm candy. I don't give a shit about what they say in non English I am an English speaker on an English website having a discussion about an English game. If you want to go discuss what AL means in chinkanese go to /int/ that's the board for ESLs.
>>551333413Imagine what this guy looks like irl. Instead of just coming out of the closet and going to be a fag somewhere else, he sits here spamming about how much of a cuck he is, like anyone gives a fuck.
5inch/12.7cm are enough for most women/ships so don't worry
>>551334314Isn't Asama supposed to appeal to the lonely widow trope?
>>551334645No she's more like the older cougar your mom warned you about which is why she has the spooky demon thing going on. Much less lonely widow who is like you remind me of my son teehee and then eventually opens up to having sex with you like ahhhn commander you make me feel like a woman again and more like fufufu little boy you seem to have strayed from the path, come inside don't worry I'll take care of you hehehehehe
>>551331614This bote belongs to me.
>>551334578You know what's the funniest part? Your first posts said:"She's called a courtesan"; "She doesn't mind it (being told she looks like a courtesan".Then, after you got refuted to embarrassing levels, you started chimping out and now "SHE IS A COURTESAN, IT'S IN THE WIKI!!" hahahahaha>it's on the wiki that she's a courtesan btw guys btw, even though I said she was just called oneAbsolutely anally raped.So, at the end of the day, Houshou is obviously not a hooker and never was one. Another L for you, OOC cuck monkey. Go have your brokeback mountain with a black guy, fag.
Don't cuck her
>>551335318Wtf are you talking about. The whole conversation was about if she got called a courtesan or not and if it offended her. She was called one and it didn't offend her. That doesn't mean she factually is one, only that she's comfortable being called a whore and plays along with it. Some guy made up some um akshually bs about what it really all means in chink but that was never part of the discussion and no one cares what asians say or think. Is Houshou a hooker? Probably not. Is she comfortable being called one? Yes. Does that suggest that some botes are hookerish? Yes. The end.
>>551335525She will cuck me instead
why is shitter doing this shit today
>>551334314That event is still part of the serious storyline which is separate from the waifu heavy timeline, and the way it's supposed to end is to say no to that world, which then goes the way of Yorktown II's simulated timeline. Also notice how they don't give sprites to the random civilians like GFL does, only the major humans
>Secretary bote: Commander, there's a rumor that Houshou has been dressing like a courtesan, going out, and having sex with men off the base.>Commander: One question.>Secretary: What's that?>Commander: Who the fuck is Houshou? (Goes back to having sex with Helena)
Christmas Eve mind you
>>551335827I don't understand what you're saying. Are you saying that the day to day game exists on a different timeline from the events timeline? That can't possibly be correct because we get our juustagrams and fleet chats at the exact rate of the events regarding inclusion and introduction of new botes etc. The "serious storyline" and the daily played experience are the same storyline. I don't know why AL doesn't make more sprites, they're probably just cheap. They recycle a ton of assets to begin with. Lots of other gachas get around this in many ways so there's not really any excuse.
>>551335734>"My dream scenario is brokeback mountain but with a nigger. Both of us married with kids, just pounding each others prostates to paste on annual gay sex campouts."this you?
>>551335734>it's on the wiki that she's a courtesan>If it says she's a whore in English then it says she's a whoreThese were your two posts after being refuted and schooled by >>551329303You got angry, you started raging so bad you didn't even realize you completely changed your argument mid-discussion, subconsciously changing to an even more cucked option out of pure seething.So fucking funny.
>>551334593He's also like 60 so it really is a horrific image.
Watching this all devolve is exhausting. How many of you have even oathed Houshou to begin with?
>>551336275Sir this is an AL thread
>>551336347I can see how that one sentence can be read that way but that wasn't my intention and all my other posts clearly state she was called one, that's what I was talking about. I never intended to say she was in fact a hooker so that's a typo. Anyone can read the reply chain and see what I was saying.
>>551336241>he doesn't know about the event timeline and port timeline divideBasically events like the lunar new years and events like Amahara or Lexington II's do not coexist
>>551336547those are your trips right, why embarrassed now?>>551336547>>551336580>30 seconds between posts>>551335734>>551335791>30 seconds between postsIM NOTICINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG KEK
>>551336731I can see how like a Lego collab or whatever is distinct but I don't think that my daily login experience and the event I just went through are distinct. Unless what you're saying is that I am presently in a happily ever after world and the events are all things that happened in the past, but like I said I don't think that gels with how we're introduced to ships and how the day to day developments occur. >>551336827Meds
>>551337036>medsoh you know about it, this you right?>I looked at HRT but apparently it sterilizes you and I want more kids, so fuck that. Besides hrt after puberty is probably a waste of time anywaynice irrelevant nj pic btw to phonepost, but nahhh, too repetitive, too easy to read, too easy to notice also I'm reading your discussion with this timeline guys and HOLY FUCK YOU'RE A GIGA SECONDARY
>>551336169Xhe's kids must've cancelled the christmas get together. Sad but also understandable since who would want to look after this demented freak at a family gathering?
>>551336710Better. Then:>I accept your concession, embarrassing stuff>So, at the end of the day, Houshou is obviously not a hooker and never was one. Another L for you, OOC cuck monkey.>How surprising, the girl of a harem game isn't actually a prostitute. Truly shocking, who could've thought? You truly need an IQ of over 150 to imagine such a possibility.It's just too fucking easy, yesterday NJ, today Houshou, who's next? I'm the king of common sense.
>>551337596You're the king of something lmao>>551337521I genuinely don't know what you're talking about. I have like 100 NJ pics and none of them are sfw enough to post on this cringy board.
Just filter him.
Blues, not even
I'm new, is it always like this?
Even in the story during the war against the Sirens, where you would think other human characters could potentially show up, and take command over the girls of different factions. Nothing like that happens at all, and the moment you show up, all the boats starts talking about you being the great uniter, and wanting to be under your command.This game does not put another person, let alone another male, in your way of the girls.
>>551337919you got caught fag, read like a bookseriously though are you really 60? is taht why you can't live out your homo fantasies? that brokeback one got me in tears holy fuck not even the faggest fags I've seen would write shit like that, I gotta check the trash archive for morebtw you lost both the timeline and the literal who bote argument, the namefagging only made it worse
>>551338138the tripfagging is new, made it easier to filter him though
>>551338138Nope
>>551338268This board really needs IDs (and flags)
>flagsIt would be hilarious
>>551338664reminds me of the time when one of the shittler dopplefgangers posted al screenshot that had some sort of fincuck /pol/shit video thumbnail on it
>>551338165It's dumb to think HQ is all girls. HQ is frequently referenced. They held a vote on whether to listen to SKK and it was a tie broken by TB, so obviously SKK can't just always do what he wants. >>551338231You need a hobby that isn't tracking or thinking about my masturbation habits
>>551338450>>551338664This + everyone should make an account and post from it.
>>551340786It never works. Schizos always just say everyone is spoofing their IPs, which some people do. Pol has had flags and IDs forever and it doesn't cut down on the debates about who is who at all.
>>551340786With a profile pic confirmed by facial recognition and visible to everyone, yes.
So plymplap guns tomorrow? Can't wait to burn all my rainbow plans on them, it should be 6 per gun right?
>>551335791>She will cuck me insteadWhy do you want NJ to cuck you? She loves you
>>551341386Nta but sometimes guilty orgasms are really hot. Seeing a girl try and fail to hold it in as she cums all over a dick she doesn't want is one of the core concepts of hentai. Its not the only way to enjoy sex or women cumming but it's one of the classics. NJ cucking anon under duress like fat bastard admiral threatening to get SKK sent on a suicide mission making her have to have sex to save SKKs life could be kino.
>>551341261And it should show your geographic location in real time.
>>551341386>>551341718why are you replying to yourself bro you already got exposed with the 30s timers twice in a rowyou can't be this mad right brokeback fag
>>551341971 I literally opened 4chan now
Does anyone know what this guy >>551341971 is talking about?
>>551342291so, anyway, I looked at HRT but apparently it sterilizes you and I want more kids, so fuck that. Besides hrt after puberty is probably a waste of time anyway. Not going under for facial reconstruction and adams apple shaving and all that gay shit. Turns out you can just be a fag and that works fine. My dream scenario is brokeback mountain but with a nigger. Both of us married with kids, just pounding each others prostates to paste on annual gay sex campouts.this...you? I don't think you answered it yet
>>551342606Rare case where despite the potato faces I want to fuck all of them deep and hard
>>551342712I thought you wanted to get fuck by a nigger though brokback mountain style?
Pain
>>551342936Those aren't at all mutually exclusive>>551342973This is way too true. I'm in the 30s and it takes forever. If the research levels reset in a month I'm cooked.
>>551343263nono, you said that was your life dream, here let me quote it again>my dream scenario is brokeback mountain but with a nigger. Both of us married with kids, just pounding each others prostates to paste on annual gay sex campouts.bottom fags don't like women nonono
>>551343471Sir this is a Wendy's
>>551343754>embarrassed of his own wordswhat a pussy geezer
>>551343959I'm not embarrassed of them they're just wildly off topic for this thread. If you want to discuss that go post about it where it belongs.
>>551344041>they're just wildly off topic for this threadlike your cuck fantasies? oh hohoho gotcha geezer
Azur promilia is probably gonna flop isn't it anons?
>>551343660They have done a good job of making me want to fuck Hammann in her last couple of skins. This feels weird.
>>551344260Eh, AL is about the fantasy of enjoying botes in any way you want. No bote police are kicking down your door for doing the wrong positions or the wrong intensity. You could exclusively get pegged by your botes for all I care, it's not really any of my business. And there's botes for those types of people, like Ajax. If some people derive more enjoyment from AL by being cucked then good for them. I mean hell there's even like 5 female AL players with vaginas, so everyone can work with their own port canon.
impregnate the cow
>>551344803You don't remember when blackedposters were trying to drown out everyone else?
>>551344803nonono, geezer, your random cuck fantasies are not on topic for AL at all, you could argue anything is by that logicand nahh, AL is for straight men, something you're notafter all straight men don't write that>I looked at HRT but apparently it sterilizes you and I want more kids, so fuck that. Besides hrt after puberty is probably a waste of time anyway. Not going under for facial reconstruction and adams apple shaving and all that gay shit. Turns out you can just be a fag and that works fine. My dream scenario is brokeback mountain but with a nigger. Both of us married with kids, just pounding each others prostates to paste on annual gay sex campouts"meaning you're just a tranny, but an old one so you gave up on trying to transitioning because you know you wouldn't pass, right? no more replies to you people already btfod you enough this thread and outed you as a secondary, you sounded like a NEWFAG on that timelines talk, now I'll go enjoy christmas eve while you'll stay here, probably will start samefagging as well because you're mad bye bye tranny
>>551345557>>551344803Great, a tripfag and a retard having a meltie, why don't you two go find a room and fuck off.
>>551345523They have a bad habit of doing that and I'm against it. Not only is it obnoxious sexpest behavior but it invalidates submissive blacks, so it's gay as hell. >>551345557Please get help in the new year >>551345832???
>>551345832just filter the geezer (or don't he's getting btfod) and hide the stubs, he'll still post out of trips ofc but it helps already>>551345995>Please get help in the new yearthe brokeback tranny writing this lmao
Swear to god, if Essex throws a brick at me...
>>551347386
>>551347605TAKE THIS!
>>551347645NOOOOOOOO
Should I oath NJ?
>>551348009I was expecting an explosion, but this is satisfying.
>>551348035No, Oath Eugen, or Agir.
>>551348134My lovely Adalbert.
>tripfag somehow is even worse than shitler, agptranny or dalcuckWhat have we done to deserve this...
>>551348809what if i told you they are all the same depending on the pill he takesalso i still ahve no idea what agp means, i doubt its related to the accelerated graphics port, plus only see it mentioned on /trash/related topics so i dont think i need to know at all
>>551349045autogynaphilia
What did she mean by this...
>>551348809You mentioned him twice. Really.
>>551349492>No /trash/fags in this thread!
>>551344614I'm not going to play it but I hope it doesn't flop. That would suck. If it finds success that's good for us. I also didn't ask for it but here we are. I was never going to abandon my botes.
>>551349713She isn't french tho
Does manjuu expect players to do the current running event, OS and island planner all at the same time?
>>551349978Game is called grindan lane for a reason
>>551349515Which is which
>>551349045Yup, notice how the two posts above start showing up the moment the tripfag is suddenly gone.December 24th btw.
>>551349978Manjuu is out of touch with the players since years ago.
>>551349978>he doesnt run ALAS
>>551349635I don't know who it's supposed to appeal to. It's just another genshin clone and it's even more family friendly and advertiser approved looking than the original.I think there is a niche for another 3d gacha if they went all in on the fanservice and jiggle.
>>551350420>yeah just use the permaban software bro
>>551350454tbf the waifu game market is already pretty niche and nikke and blue archive have cemented their place more concretely than genshin in theirs
Tripfag, who's your favorite bote?
>Cant use Alas with Waydroid.
>>551349978Haven't done OS and planner in two months tee bee eich with you, made my AL experience better
>>551349978Planner is a daily. Event is easy to smash through with a 125 fleet. To be fair though I have only cleared a single OS map and it's the 24th, time really flies concerning that dogshit game mode.
>rent twerktown skin for faps>set twerkretary>rental expires>come back to cute af YorktownREEEE DONT TRICK ME INTO FALLING IN LOVE YOU FUUUUUUCKS>epic taking down the man anime music rages
>>551353284Finally, a good post.
SHE MEANS ME BEING BALLS DEEP INSIDE HER STRETCHING HER OUT WITH MY BWC REEEEEEEEEE
This faggot is even worse than what we had so far, prove me wrong
>ywn have a cute trad wife like Maayag change your diaper and feed you horseradish soup on your deathbedFuck I don't wanna live no more
>>551354110>WITH MY BWC REEEEEEEEEEI'd really like to know how truly big people are hereYorktown would enjoy normal cock too you know
Stay mad cucks. She's canonically for his bwcc.
>>551354784I'm 7" at max hardness, with the general caveat of rounding up, so really like 6.75 most of the time. I don't think it's that big but apparently that puts me in the top 10%. Apparently having like a 8-10" or more is incredibly rare. Not that size is the end all be all of sexual ability, I've heard I am the biggest a girl has had but not the best she's had. I believe that since I am a timid PIED type. Not a prejac but still not peak performance. I can't say much about Yorktown specifically. I think probably 99% of botes are like normie women who want a big/average dick and deep emotional connection and decent income. It's like, their primary interest isn't gold medal achievement, it's being taken care of with a certain bare minimum of thoughtfulness and ability. So it's like hey, be over 5 inches ideally, and do your best. You don't have to be 8"+ making a billion coins a year just have a decent sized dick and fashion and ignore the fact that I fart. (*Authors note, shipgirls are perfect and do in fact not shid or fard)
>>551354748Why did Painleve give up trying to be fit?
>>551355413>normie women who want a big/average dick and deep emotional connection and decent income. It's like, their primary interest isn't gold medal achievement, it's being taken care of with a certain bare minimum of thoughtfulness and abilityThat's like what a normal relationship should be.What is alg becoming
Willie Deez.
>>551356578Who is Willie Deez?
>>551355990Well, botes are superhuman in terms of ability and attractiveness so I think it's normal to have some trepidation about their expectations. That is it would be normal except that SKK is a male bote so he is similarly superhumanly attractive and capable.
>>551356612I uhhhhh.....I tripped and forgot.......
>>551356612WILLIE DEEZ NUTS *john cena music plays*
>>551356827Willies triple D's...
>>551356827Your boobs are exposed Porter....
Do Chans dream of Shikikan Klaus?
>>551357094I know that!It's a tactic I just made on the spot to distract you!, I didn't forget OK?!
>*Room IQ drops*
>>551357682They are all 160+ IQ geniuses though. Especially Sandy.
>>551357682>all from same nation/factionWhat did Manjuu mean by this?
>>551358082The EU also has the most brainy boats too.It's to equal out the IQ level.
>>551357682SANTA!!!
>>551357682I fucking love retards
>Shimakaze: I'm the so fast!, I'm the fastest Destroyer!>Willie:*Physically appears in the other fleet's battle and peaces out*Shimakaze the FRAUD.
>>551359604>does 1 bar of damage>diesLmao do burgers really
>>551358181>burgers are some of the most intelligent and some of the most retarded people out thereJust like IRL.
Guam when she speaks English gets my dick harder than diamonds.
>>551357682>all vanguardsNeed some mainfleet retards for full retard fleet
>>551360667
>>551360667You now remember Intrepid the gorilla.
>>551286901
>>551357682where sex
>>551361097
>>551354557Not a tradwife's job to change an adult man's diaper.
>>551361495Essex isn't actually retarded.
>>551359604Slowwie L
>>551364031Essex is sex, though.
>>551364031She is dumb tho.Imagine getting groped by SKK multiple times and thinking he is under some kind of influence or it's an accident.
I should have sex with Noshiro.
>>551343754Tempesta botes are the biggest rapists
>>551364031Retard sex
>>551364873Tempestas are for hardcore anal (Im receiving)
DaLbros our promised UR wife Mio's birthday is tomorrow
>>551365536Prostate destroyers
>>551366040I think it's cute that Mutsu looks like the goblin version of Nagato, since the are the only B7 sisters that look like each other. Colorado only has the matching uniforms, while Nelson doesn't look anything like Rodney.
>>551365797DDs for nursing anal and subs for prostate destroying deep dives
>>551309679Bump
>>551365754Mio/Reine in the rerun in 2027Trust the plan sisters
>go home>see thisWhat do?
>>551368224Shove face ofc I'm straight
>>551368224Tell my black bro he can hit it
>>551368224you need to give us more context did she broke in what is she to me etcbecause otherwise i would just stare between her ass and her face before she talks
>>551368368t. eunuchno one cares you're a homo
>>551368528Nah only half we both smash
>>551368396Your home is turned into a stripper club. And there're niggers drinking there.
>>551368224crawl into her womb
Why do we have a tripfag all of the sudden?
>>551368853t. eunuchno one cares you're a homoalso, reading the thread, a full blown homo tranny, it's always so obvious I don't even get surprised anymore when I'm proven right
>>551369043What does that have to do with me and my friends fucking gogo dancer botes
>>551369027Fag was always here, he's the cuckposter, but for whatever reason started tripfagging trans gf probably roped or something
why does CN wiki lag in chrome but works fine in opera? I even tried incognito (extensions are disabled) and it still lagged. same shit for wiki.gg (cuz arknghts). is it due to chrome or something else?
>>551369213t. eunuchno one cares you're a homoand you have no friends
>>551369027The sex orb
>>551368892man that's too bad, i was hoping you could say your schizo Bote wife broke in inside your house and tries to twerk but fail miserably and you just fuck her out until she is exhausted, now in your scenario i can just steal the money and call the police right afterbut a jk taihou whos stalking everything i do would literally fix everything wrong in my life
>>551214804is there anywhere i can read the event synopsis?i have been having little time as of late and cant really play the VN part anymore
>>551369269I had this same trip for years before and people asked me to bring it back, that's why. Curiously I don't recall my red board trip carrying over into /tv/. Not sure how that all works.
>>551369650Copy from a wiki and give it to chatgpt. Unironically.
>>551369650btw happy christmas and merry new year motherfuckers
>>551369650>Tl;dr SKK goes to do an experiment to revive Lex>Experiment becomes highjacked, Lex opens eyes>SKK wakes up in perfect NYC with Lex2 and goes on dates>LizMETA wakes up in Alaska and talks to a bunch of dumb shit side characters>SKK and Lex2 go to Alaska event>Meet other NPCs like Aoste, Anzeel, Collete, Eutopia>tldr this perfect world is real but too good to be true>SKK reaches out to HelenaCUNT>SKK tells her she's a retard playing god, she offers him to play god too>SKK says no way fag>Back to status quo with literally nothing changed, no time has passed, it was all just a memeThat's it.
>>551369858wich wiki has it? i didnt knew it was on the wiki
Best siren design in 14th place? This is wrong.
>tripfag is a blacuckposterSuddenly he's based
Essexgynaphilia is a term for "a male's propensity to be sexually aroused by the thought of himself as a Essex"
>>551370778I like a wide variety of dicks
>>551369862same to you bruv, merry christmas to you and everyone else (for the exception of the trashcucktrannies, hope you die irl like the worthless garbage you are ptoo, hope your family can have that present as well)
>>551371006Merry Christmas get help
>>551370262oh shita tripfagthanks faggot. are you OP as well?
>>551371306don't reply to me tranny drop dead, ptoo
>>551371609Not of this thread no
>>551371649>too ugly to take HRTnothing worse than failed trannies, drop dead faggot
>>551371754Sorry to disappoint chaser-kun
>>551371843>>551371649>>551371306t. eunuchno one cares you're a homo
>>551371863t. eunuch
>>551372208I wish AL pushed /ss/ a lot more
>>551372275I wish someone pushed you in front of train tracks to watch your ugly tranny body go splat
>>551372443Rude
>>551372517>>551372275>>551372163t. eunuchno one cares you're a homo
>>551372564Pls son stop thinking about strangers balls on the internet your father and I are worried
Can't you guys just like take a day off from stupid fighting, backbiting, trolling, and insinuations to enjoy Christmas and botes?I mean, it's the same damn shit every fucking day around here about trannies, eunuchs, cuckery, blacks, etc. It's more tedious and tiresome than upsetting to read at some point.
I just rented cowpens' l2d, and unless I am missing some super secret feature, this has to be the worst yd l2d skin. What a shame.
>>551373348NoMerry Christmas
Remember to buy some Panatoone this year Shikikan!
>>551373348Yeeeh true. Imma kiss Fritz right on the lips tonight and no one can stop me. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
my bote has fried on it
Would /alg/ implode if VV got a dual form qipai soon?
>>551373486It has multiple poses + sex and blowjob hand gestures. Tapping the mirror opens up some other poses. There are a couple of lean in kiss phases. It's all around pretty good.
>>551373795Nathan would explode, and Timmy would probably get in trouble again.
>>551373348ctrl f his tripcode, the faggot is at it for 12 hours straight (and today is christmas eve), he has no life, no friends, no job, if you don't filter him he'll simply be half of the posts here, complaining won't make him less of a lowlife tranny
>>551373923Eh, you can look at WhiteKnight on trash too. Filters have never worked. You haters can't control yourselves, you'll take them off just to see what I said or spend a whole thread talking about how you have me filtered. (Typically taking it off, reading a post, and then talking about how what you read was so dumb.)It's almost as if you don't expect that we've all been through this before. I remember the "I can't hear anything, did you hear something, there must be a ghost" dumb shit from elementary school. Thats all you're doing, but as a grown ass man. It's ridiculous and juvenile, but worse it's ineffective and immature.That being said, I want to fuck slutty drunk Christmas present Bismarck.
why the fuck is there a tripfag here?
>>551374413Are you bi? Earlier you said you like dicks of all shapes and colors
>>551374784Yes
>>551374896Do you like futa as well? Which bote would you want to get rammed by?
>>551373923>the faggot is at it for 12 hours straight (and today is christmas eve)The tripfagging was actually quite helpful, it just showed how mentally ill and what a waste of oxygen he is. If you had any doubts, here's the proof. This guy and the other local tranny are very low IQ and repetitive, 2~4 terms filtered, and it's done.A bot here posting every 4 or so hours a reminder (and a warning to newfags) that we have a mentally ill NEET tranny resident who's obsessed with getting cucked, and that X, Y, and Z terms should be filtered for a good thread experience would already solve all the issues. Maybe I'll work on that since I'm on a break from work.
>>551374948Futa is great. I don't generally think about it with botes though. I guess it depends more on mood. Like a dummy mommy futa FdG could be good. I kind of like the idea of futa Indy fucking Portland too.
>>551375850>tripfag is helpfulNigga is so delusional it hurts
>>551375850>Suggesting botting unironically Keklmao
Look at Bani's Sister all decorated.
>>551375850Make sure to include a helpful filtering guide. No newcutie should have to suffer the indignation of seeing a tripfags posts, especially not one so gay and retarded.
>>551376659Be sure how to include avafag essextrannies
>>551376789Based and melaninpilled>>551376659Cringe and sexpilled
>>551373486It's a pretty lame one compared to other modern l2ds, at the very least there should've been an underboob pov
>>551376206Another year without a new Iowa. Sexington had no business being a UR.
>>551376206Pure raw undoctored botesex
You say you post Essex yet have not shown any proof. Curious.
>>551377968
Once again and and always, Essex is anathema to /trash/troons.
ouuuuuuueaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuhhhggg !!
>>551378146this tbqh
E & Essex want to wish you a merry christmas!https://x.com/kuwanger12/status/2004001353417527621
>>551374691No parents>>551375850>>551376659Based. Essexposting is always welcome. And hopefully I get some invite only privileges soon>>551376206Very nice>>551377202It's ass, not even a titfuck? Random feet shit? The BJ scene is nice, but could've been better as well. Wasting that tit monster on some leash shit for beta chinese dudes
>>551373923Tbqh, I'd mind the shit posting a bit less if it weren't sniggering about the same shit in every thread, often with almost the exact same conversations playing about.
Jean Fart
Nah, Essex is ugly and only conformist simps think it's cool to post her.
>>551379568my lovely pirate wife
>>551379568Pretty gal
>>551379685BASED BASED BASED
>>551379685Hating on Essex doesn't make you cooler.Even if it makes you cooler, it doesn't make you freezer.If it makes you freezer, goku will kill you.
Praise the God Empress of Kansenkind, Blessed is She.
>>551380246I kneel, trashtranny killer Essex
>>551379685
>>551380318>>551380318>>551380318>>551380318
