>OngoingBurger Event - A Note Through the FirmamentUR Lexington Tsu, UR William D. Porter, SSR Cowpens, SSR Cleveland META, SR Pasadena, SR Clarence K. BronsonMaid/bunny skins: new botes + Yorktown Tsu, Birmingham, Hammann II, Mecklenburg, Vittorio Cuniberti, Otto Von Alvensleben, Kuybuyshev, Prinz Eugen, Kansas, Guichen, Dimitri Donskoi, Gouden LeeuwAgir 3D DormBismarck Zwei collab bath skinMaury RetrofitPopularity Poll 12/4/2025 - 2/2/2026Boise META(Cruise Mission) & I-13 casual skin(Cruise Pass)Yorktown METAZ11 and Baltimore ASMR>Upcoming>ReminderBind your account, or you might lose your account when the game updates./alg/ doesn't have its own discord.>FAQ, READ THIS FIRST BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONShttps://files.catbox.moe/audy0d.txt>ResourcesShip Tier List: https://files.catbox.moe/ah02o7.png Equipment Guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wWMIzaUKISAXMbOEnmsuuLkO9PesabpdTUWdosvHygMFleet Builder: https://renhex.github.io/AzurLaneFleet/PvP Guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1BewmBsf4EWKAf_UwYax05c7ksL51y6sjs96pIwD73JcFleet Tech Tracker: https://retropaint.github.io/azur-lane-fleet-tech-tracker/Augment Guide: https://pastebin.com/UBpjkhFg EN Tierlist: https://slaimuda.github.io/ectlCN Tierlist: https://wiki.biligame.com/blhx/井号碧蓝榜合集>Wikihttps://algwiki.moe/https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/>Story summary and Lorehttps://pastebin.com/6b35wsYn >Guild Spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Qq18CaXX9fWaTva_OuGTEfqGAJ6fM69KbfmQhHp0yaYPrevious: >>551214804
merry christmas
How will we shit ourselves in this thread?
The Eugen sucks a bit design wise. Bunny ears + twintails + messy hair is way too busy. It kind of just looks like Eugen showed up to work sloppy and retarded? Also the titflation is bad. Eugen has big tits, but big flirty girl next door tits, not monster balloons. It really feels like they shaved off Agirs horns at the last minute and called it a day.
>>551380318>>551380463>those whiteboi blockers>those black baby feeders Unf.
merry sexmas
>>551380653We won't, but the usual troons will. Thank fuck I've filtered them so they're confined to the archives.
Merry Christmas
>>551380918White cucks should normalize whiteboi feeders like you nurse on big booba and masturbate while she's nigged doggystyle
>no christmas OP>game can't login>porn are AIslopsIt's over.
Ain't nobody got time for this, I want a "mark all as read" button.
>>551382134Just ghost them.
>cuckposting on ChristmasNobody will mourn for you when you gracelessly expire.
>20k of my oil bank gone>3 HVAR printsBros...
>>551384543I'm at 50k points and have found 30-40ish so far.
I want to mentally break Yuuki Kana
>>551384706I'm at 60k and I started the event with 22 and I'm now at 35
>this is now considered below average titsCrazy
>>551386104i'm at over 55k and i got 2 planes this event alone, wtf is your luck?
Datamine doko? I want to know the recipes for the plymplap gun and how good the UR torp actually is
I love A/ss/ur Lane!
>>551387571We are anti-loli lane now.
What the fuck is today's maintenance for?
>>551388792It's to send a message. They maintains a game to tell us that that game is in maintenance mode.
Merry christmas
>>551380912This is the first time that I'm seeing so much agreement. I thought Suzuya's went too far, but it had more defenders.I want more skins with big flirty girl next door tits.
>>551382134>He doesn't juustagram as dailies Kys
Wichita meta
>>551389541I don't like Suzuya but even I could see that titflation. I just don't like long thin horns. It's one thing to make the tits s bit bigger, it's a whole different matter to add a bunch of tit sag.
>>5513887922nd round of boobflation
>>551390403https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/2004062048322261499They fixed her areolas
>>551389879i like it.
>>551389975Oh nice. Are those UR ordnance reports always going to be used for PR equipment?
>>551390462They're so big they have no shape anymore. No thanks.
It seems unlikely we'll see the missing parts of the main storyline this year.Today's update contains absolutely no content related to the year-end event storyline.Although we can wait for the second package, I guess that's how it will be.So, as planned, our analysis will be temporarily completed and then released.However, I still don't understand why the chicken would do this when almost every player who pays attention to the story can see that the plot is incomplete.I don't understand, I just don't understand. This little trick is so hard to pull off.In particular, I'm finding it difficult to write my year-end summary.
>>551389975whys it always gotta be electronic components
Lines are up at the CN wiki, and beware of Dmitri, my fellow SKKs. You might be trapped with her.
>>551390778It didn't seem any more incomplete than usual, imo
>>551386123Gotta show "people" what they have forgotten, what they're overlooking because of monster titsw
some datamined stuff for the new gear but the torp is the most relevant part>https://space.bilibili.com/4305299/dynamic
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139012990
>>551391669i would obliterate my dick if they ever release a lewd roon skin manjuu i beg and i plead please do
Where Xmas skins?
>>551391995there are none this year
>>551391995here you go, bro
>>551391995I eated those food.
>>551392046:( nodody asked for this bunny/maid batch.
I asked for this bunny/maid batch.
https://x.com/ADiverseStyle/status/2004043812575105275
https://x.com/hubuki1001/status/2003959647745790182
https://x.com/ah_ra_ra/status/2003994101512040587
Mecklenburg goes chuuni in her skin, or at least it would be chuuni coming from any bote that didn't look like her.
do we like botes here?
>>551393795I prefer ships.
>>551393795I like skk's cock (it's only thing I focus on for any AL porn).
https://x.com/kati_koti/status/2003956353166107119
>>551394174ok Taihou
You get to massage Mecklenburg's thighs in her skin
Friendship is the most powerful ship
And you can also massage her feet.
>>551394048for me it's fish and chips
>>551380318Merry Christmas to all botenigs from /trick/
>>551394398>>551394524okay thats cool, but more importantly, can i fuck her?
>>551394398ok I'm sold
>>551394605I have no idea what is happening here with Mecklenburg, because it's apparently too much for the CN guide video to display.
You can also up some kind of vibrating device to her or the sofa.Press the button, SKK.
https://x.com/eruuu140/status/2004024338148970937
>>551394787mate im going to smash that rotor controller so hard it can be never turned off
https://x.com/usagisannomori/status/2003939395850874944
bote feeding time
https://x.com/_Shirayaki/status/2003938687818911816
The couch becomes Mecklenburg's flying machine.
Hating Essex does make you cooler!
>>551395216>>551394901>>551394787>>551394669>>551394524>>551394398>>551395372Disgusting coomersh*t
>it begins (festive edition)
https://x.com/APLaffeyOTP1030/status/2003920869320737248
Mecklenburg seems to enjoy being groped.
I love it when botes enjoy sex as much as I do
>get to tease and worship Mecklenburg in her skinim buying it twice
https://x.com/yuuhikureroom6/status/2003859483509026864
https://x.com/fie_nanoo/status/2004037991434789030
>>551395441fag
https://x.com/purplepencill/status/2004081945760993459
https://x.com/oppogatoreta/status/2004074188039246297
I wish I was shotakan
I love when Shikikan worships and teases and gropes my body
https://x.com/azur_momo/status/2004008125666566617
>>551396426Calm down Mecklenburg
UOH!
>>551396594jesus christ manjuujust give this poor man a Le Triomphant skin already
>>551381262which wyite boy hurt you, slanty brown?
Essex having melty again at /skkg/
https://x.com/mitax3_3/status/2004094826393096615
>>551398091pussy eating pov my favorite
>>551394398holy shit golden lion skin better be on the same level I SWEAR
>>551397481skk hasn't given her the dick since last week?
bote feet in my mouth
breeding strong sons with german botesbreeding cute daughters with sakura botes
Holy shit! 14-4 is fucking cruel
how erotic has this game become...I last played when hms nep came out..
>>551399298>single line >rafaello in boss fleet>no ASW frontlineYou’re just bad.
Found this on Bilibili.Full size video with sound here: https://files.catbox.moe/w5w25o.mp4
Big Wasp yo
what's with the really weird maintenance time?
>>551399435this erotic
Eugen blowjob
eugen ahegao
>>551400483she was made to be worshipped by me
I blew $1400 on onlybotes content again... I wish a bote loved me
>>551401813
>>551401324did you at least get your moneys worth
https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/2004117662998442338they made a bluesky account lol
https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/2004117662998442338>【Notice】>We have created the official Bluesky account!
>>551402406>>551402580i dont understand. only just earlier this week my twitter feed had numerous posts about how bluesky migrants were fed up with it and were wanting to return
>>551403292It's probably because of that new edit image with grok feature
>implying botes wont get moderated out of the kike platformtheres a reason they made a sky account after kansas l2d preview
Shikikans please recommend other lewd gachas to play while waiting for the stupid memetenance to finish
>>551403467you dont need a gacha for fap material. just go jerk off to bote lewds then play regular vidya
>>551403467besides h-games the only ones I can name off the top of my head are bd2, snowbreak, and lost sword right now
>>551403636Not the same thing, I don't even fap to Azur Lane. I just enjoy fanservice I guess
su-6 doesnt have spread, and is different from the su-2 it upgrades from.if it is rockets, it will be the strongest non-torp bomber vs heavy
>>551402289I got exclusive closeups of Zara's dripping wet pussy and vids of Zara making out with Pola so I guess it was worth it
>>551403770>enjoys azur lane fan service>donest fap to itwhat kind of higher ascended being are you
>>551403636>that pink pussyjesus
>>551403879brother may i please ask you to spare just but a mere crumb
>>551403743Thank you Commander, I'll check them out>>551403906The closest I came to that is when I played the scene they released with Cowpens' L2D skin. I don't care much for cow stuff, but I DO care a lot for being babied and nursed with milk. So when the scene started describing the warm atmosphere and the sweet smell of milk in the air I quite literally came in my pants, didn't even need to fap. The writer most likely has the same fetish because they really nailed it. I never spend money on this game but I'm probably gonna break that rule to buy her skin.
>>551403417>trading one set of shackles for anotherTroonies aren't much better if not the same people. We'll see though.
merry! fastmas!
>>551403852It's a skip bomber like the frog one we had last gear lab updateSo it's a "I can't believe they are not rockets" situation
AgyAugustyHindyin STwith Deepseektime to coom
>>551405519
>6 hours just to update a couple pngs and install some mp3 voice lines
https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/2004139471814742356
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139045209
>>551392935gameplay?
>>551403417>>551404342they're leaving because of the grok edit thing
it's up bros>already did my HM clearsfucking manjuu scammed me
>>551407069I don't see how this is affecting AL, they're not artist, it shouldn't be affecting them.
>>551407191who knows why they decide to make one. It's only the jp account right now too. It's not like they're posting anything different either so far
>>551407069OK sure, but why would you go to bluesky? They explicitly tell you they allow and support certain AI crawlers that have access to everything on their platform. They love the slop. They're a bunch of cum guzzling faggots. They're as likely to ban AL for enforcing heteronormative stereotypes or some insane shit like that. The grok thing sucks but bluesky certainly isn't your salvation. Trading one set of shackles for another and you have the same problem you were trying to run from. Just saiyan.
I love Chapayev. Merry Christmas /alg/.
Well.. that's something
>>551407635Merry Christmas anon. Hope you and everyone else has a nice one.
>1.4GBWhat spyware are they addnig this time?
>>551407941Agir dorm
>>551390809because electricity is power
never ask a human skk why his girlfriend has pointy ears
>>551407558so where do they go?
>>551408368>that phoneShe isn't even using the cosmic orange one. Skip.
>>5514083094chan naturally. They don't want to hear that though. There is no where to go.
I forgot about maintenance and forgot to feed my boats. Worse than that, at the same time I logged in into another gacha and did all the dailies there.I feel so fucking horrible right now, bros...
>implcable>gouden leeuwWhy is my taste like this. Seriously, I do try and have some taste and do like some less casual designs but goddamn my dick is out of control for these. How do I solve this, serious question
I feel like these newer L2D skins are kinda shallow in interaction compared to older ones for some reason. Something doesn't feel right
>>551408965Spend an entire day jerking off exclusively to those two.
>>551408965there's nothing to fixyou do you man
I haven't actually played the game in a month. I will probably log in for my gote wife dorm, molest her for a while and then leave again. I'm just cooming to skins.I wish their new game had interactible 3d botes with some actual rpg gameplay.
https://x.com/Kyl4900/status/2004137177727619171
>>551408965What's wrong with them?
>>551409120why are botes trying to get me to focus on their tits when all I want to do is kiss them on their lips?
>>551409191The tits are closer to their heart
>>551409140Nothing. But like when you say you like the curvy huge titties accommodating nice oneesan blondes anons say you're a simpleton
>>551408965You just accept the fact that you're into lewd designs as well.
>>551409096I am legitimately mad that instead of an Azur Lane 2 we are getting hoyosloppy palworld. I will try it, but I am definitely not sticking with it. It sounds boring as fuck.
>>551403852>>551404665tested it. it launches torps like a ryuusei (in a dive bomber slot)
>>551409310I'm just not interested in those girls unless they're botes. I got fond of them desu.
>>551409237Who the fuck cares what anon (gay) says?
>>551409310what if you can have sex with the girls and dress them up in belly dancer outfitsin that order
>>551409394I care about what strange people online say about me. I also scare of mean words :3
>>551408965What is there to solve? That you're a man attracted to women?
>>551409483word, why can't we be nice to each other? save those screams for the army
>>551409384Then it looks like it's weaker than the Tenrai with a stop (1 less bomb), but better without as its more accurate.Timing is a bit faster.
eugen
>>551409802>eugen has more ass than rq nj
>>551409802what the fuck
>>551409802
>>551409802This is Agir.
>>551410151i'll call whatever she wants if she's going to behave like that for me
https://x.com/mssclio/status/2003814462399402035
https://x.com/kentdrawing/status/2004160210105983246
>>551409802Looks bad I might stick to rq
>>551380463A shame you can't remove the skirt
>>551392935there she is!
>>551409802zamn
LOL
I don't like this last minute edit of Agir. Eugen is generally never grumpy like this, if she were dressed up as a bunny maid drinking she would be laughing and having fun. Eugen does have a serious side but there's no self evident reason for it to apply here. It really does seem like it's the default "I can't believe you made me dress this way" Agir expression that melts away into "uhiiiiii c-commander?! I'm CUMMMMMMINGGGG" the second you touch her boob. Not a fan.
>>551411204she's drunk
>>551411126>white handsCanon.
it's not up
>>551411473That's not a drunk face
>>551411931how about now?
>>551412357still not
Gib missilesAnd merry Christmas!
>>551412443Couldn't have asked for a better present from my wife.
How much longer...
im not footfag...
>>551412646mecklenburger
>>551411126How is this game not porn at this point
https://x.com/saajiyuuni/status/2004149255611859011
>>551412797Lovely oneesan
>>551412646I hate this l2d+ stuff
>>551412796All gacha are soft core porn.
>>551394547Merry Christmas to you too.
>>551412646holy feet contentis this the feetiest skin yet?
The lack of Christmas skins this year kinda stinks.
Merry Christmas everyone
Marry Christmas...
merry christmas you faggots
>>551413085>poorfag can't afford 60 more gems per skinLmeow
Eugen's skin might be my 2nd favorite this event
Is this what happens when a bote has a chan?
>>551413930Beer is stored in the chest
>>551413930Yes, look at Taihou too for more proofs
>>551413930I see nothing wrong with this
>>551412646beautiful
>>551413930The signs of maternity
>>551413930Why are you trying to say it's a bad thing?
>>551413930CuteBut seriously, though, then they get their 3D dorm model released and it's back to the original size. Manjuu is just inconsistent and doesn't really care that much
>>551413930A chan and she's like this. Imagine four chans.
>>551413741Not that guy but there's quite literally nothing worthy of the plus tag in both meckle and leew's skin from what the chink guides say. We just see the camera zoom in at different angles but it's not like you're actually getting a different position or perspective of the boat like in previous l2d+ skins. These could have totally been normal l2d, and even then they're beaten by previous l2d skins interaction wise like taihou and shinanos's bunny skins. They're just charging more for what used to be the norm
>>551412646Footjob...meh, but okay I can go along with itFoot....burger...? Nahhhhhh
>>551414770But is it confirmed that they're sold at 1260 gems or are they 1180 like Bois Belleau?
>>551414734I'd rather not, it ruined my life, I don't want it to ruin hers
>>551409802What have they been feeding her?
>>551414971Nta but why
>>551412646Nice
https://x.com/nonokuro_no96/status/2004160194977075288
>>551415392Is this what they meant by mecklenburger? How would hindenburgers, regensburgers and duisburgers and strasbourgers be prepared then?
>>551416134with love
What about the new Bismarck skin?
>>551416134titsthighstits againass
>You know, I see it and feel it~>The age difference in our love~>Everyone says it's weird, but that doesn't bother me~>Hey, wait up, please~>Wait just a little longer, just a little longer~>If I stand up straight, I can reach you~>The distance between us in our love~>Love's distance that melts so sweetly~>Love's distance growing smaller and smaller~>Becoming a love that burns silently~Merry Xmas edition
>>551412646Bros....
>>551412646>tickling now we're talking
Merry Christmas, /alg/.
>>551415234idk I was sad and depressed and this place only made me more miserable and angry at everything, it wasn't until I touched grass that I realized this place is a shithole and 95% of posts can just be ignored as noisekinda funny how 4chinz isn't even that bad now compared to pretty much everywhere else on the internet
>>551417060NTA but trueBut also at first I thought you meant you had 4 kids
Merry Christmas!
>>551415524>>551417118>>551417331CuteFk man, how did we get 0 Christmas skins, the Chinese really hate Christians, huh
>>551417460I guess that could ruin your life too unless you're rich or living in welfare state
>>551416580I think it's alright
>>551416580Isn't it dynamic? I've yet to see the animation anywhere.
>>551417531The chinese are soulless locusts and I don't blame the Japs for viewing them as subhuman.
It's up
My duck is up
>>551418271https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/2004024314589315256?s=20
Who? Today's bag
>>551418875Cuni
>>551418929Fuck
>>551418875Fatburg
>>551419040Could've been worse
>>551419061I guess... will need to buy another bag to get Kansas and the fatass elf skin because I missed one of them
I love my gote
>>551409802I can't get to this pose, I'm too retarded.
>>551420042stop keeping gote around Bremerton, soon she'll make her own OnlyDocks
>>551417531Slant-eyed people don't celebrate Christmas.Just like we don't celebrate Lunar New Year.
>SurveyI am going to complain about them making NJs ass too small in her RQ skin.
>>551420426i wrote several times in it that i want a hindy skin
>Intro movie constantly stopping the music when they show the 2D stills>Devs have been doing this shit for almost a decade nowImpressive, very nice. I would love to see how many resources Manjuu puts into AL these days compared to their Genshit clone.
>>551420302>>551408368wine glasses
how do literally who botes cope with SKK's favorites like NJ and Ägir living in private multiroom, multilevel, luxurious lovenest mansions while they have to live in cramped dorms with 20 other botes?do you think they doompost on /bote9k/ about oilpills and how you should scuttle yourself if your tits aren't big enough and that only top 1% of botes fuck 100% of SKK?
where did the UI go
>>551420763The dorms are comfy, thank you very much. Try not to project next time.
>Leew had bottle paizuri in her default pose in the PV >In the actual skin it's only in her plus angleAlso will that dumb chink retract on his BS chart? Should be obvious now she's not bigger than Kashino. Hell she isn't even as big as Taihou
>>551420958t. privileged Noshiwhoreyou don't know how good you have it, bitch
Akashi won
>>551421460You can also sleep with the cats if you don't like your dorm.
>>551421508Always bet on Akashi
Got my red chink.Leveling from 40 to 41 takes 15k exp btw.
>>551421556wow you're an even bigger cunt than Akagi
The prinz skin is very weak
>>551421729>not 18kthank God
why are the thumbnails broken
I already crafted 2 more Ply guns just to put UR gear on my backline, this is great, this is happiness>>551421729Neat, I'm 700 exp short of Level 40>spoilerExpected but still ass
you are welcome
>>551422114?
>clear hm 14-4 first trywas this shit supposed to be hard?
Give me a list of things to request for in the survey
>>551423324hindy skinmio/reine in the DAL rerun
who is more useful for hard w14 mob, rafaello or musashi?
>>551423324even more retrofits
>>551423479both>>5514233243D dorm and island planner for your waifu
>>551423324More retrofits.More casual/pajama skins.
Some of the destroyers decided to show up to bring a bit of Christmas cheer to the bar, so now seems as good a time as any to wish most of you a happy holidays from our humble establishment.
>>551424000skk is so lucky
>>551423324Azur Lane 2.
>>551424000i just love being a heterosexual man
>>551424224Gridley and Ooshio my beloveds
>>551424224the blue haired one on the sofa looks cute, is that santa fe?
>rainbow fire control radar limited to a maximum of 2Boo
> look forward to a Mecklenburg skin>it has missing nipple syndrome and focuses on foot fetishsigh
>>551425280Eugens has boob veins
>>551425469Eugen has her face on my crotch
>>551423324option for BB artillery to not cause slow motion like in PVP (faster stage clearing)
>>551412646Meckle does nothing for me, I support her because she's blood but other than that, just no interest
>>551425580This is nice, I'll ask for it tooThis and an option to turn the CV cut-in off, it's in the way when you're playing an EX mode
>average german woman looks like August>average american woman looks like Yorktown>average french woman looks like Clemenceau >average italian woman looks like Zara>average british woman looks like Lion>average chinese woman looks like Chen Hai>average japanese woman looks like Taihouyou literally CANNOT suffer as a man in this world
>>551425469post proof
>Just bought 60$ packs for ALI'm doing my part!First box had Mecklenburgs skin, the other box had Shinano's skin.
>>551425843I bought the first bag, got Cowpens l2d, bought the 3.8k gems pack, bought the 2nd bag, got >>551419040 , later will get the last year's rerun bag with the PR7 skins since I need more gems for the final touch
>>551424839She celebrated a bit too much last night, and thought she'd sneak a peek at Santa SKK if she stayed up late enough.
>>551425791I came so fucking hard to this shit. Im gonna do it again later, and probably several times tomorrow too.
>>551426040i dont buy skins
>>551423324Male NPCs(preferably topless) and/or female SKK option.
>>551425736>taihouBut i want sakawa sized botes
>>551426193>>551426040WHAT THE FUCK my post got into the voidis it that good ? genuinely asking, i dont buy skins*
>>551425280Yeah if I were heavily invested in Mecklenburg I'd be pretty pissed Like, damn, if Massachusetts got a skin in 2026 (never happening ofc), and it turned out to be a foot fetish skin, I might actually go crazy in rage>>551425736Kek I wish, Tinder is in desperate need of a weight filter
and when i mean THAT good i mean to goon
>>551426367>>551426478Yes.
>>551426298literally every other japanese girl looks like her, and most likely does some whoring on the side, I saw it on X (formerly twitter)>>551426401best they can do is height and income filter for men, you fatphobic fascist
Is this good
>>551425843I was going to buy the box but Mecklenburg is a BIG lose condition to me, I hate foot shit with passion, I'm just going to buy the 7.5k gem pack instead.
>>551426040isn't that just some sweat stream? idk
>>551426401I'm not super invested in her, and the thicc elf won. I am just disappointed.And I do feel like the misisng nipple thing is uncanny, and elf's skin just narrowly avoids triggering it. Meckle and Queen Anne's Revenge are the ones that really set it off
I like feet and legsfeels good to be on the winning side for once
>click survey thing>it autofilled some fields>now my shikikan level is 2 and I play on the 140 serverI see
>>551426865which skin is the best FEET skin im a visual learner
>>551426865>feet>for oncewhich stone of huge proportions do you dwell beneath, my fellow profoundly mentally challenged skipper?
>>551426861>misisng nipple thing is uncannyYeah I agree, Anne is the worst case of it so far, just looks wrong.
It's cute to imagine Meckle as a femcel goonette who makes dark-skinned_male doujins in her spare time, and loves being marked with qos as the clumsily tries to femdom. This headcanon has instantly elevated her in my mind.
Otto's cheeks clap.....
>>551427806>not thinking of fondling her while she's helplessYour imagination is limited
I also thank manjuu for having my cute daughter say Merry Christmas, I'll have to reward her later with some of Daddy's semen
>>551426925>level is 2Cutie
>>551426891rare!
>Good. This is how a conqueror such as you ought to act.
>>551427880Oh I fondled my wife. I fondled her more than I normally grope Nimi.
>>551427209I prefer small to medium tiddy so I'm oppressed most of the time
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>551428251This is what you tards get for gachaception double gambling
>>551426925I had level 1, and played on 133.God I love Eugen.
It may be a shock for some of you but not all women have areolas with the circumference of a baseball.
>>551427013it depends if you're solely a feet enthusiast or more of a legsman
>>551428312And that's a bad thing.
Can someone upload agir in 3d dorm i can't play azur lane rn
>>551428296>literal fucking animated blowjob pov skinimpregnation when?
Already wants a hug.. and that's how Agir chan was created.
Lovely Agir
>>551428975Is that a clipping problem or that's how her gown is? Didn't open the 3D dorm yet, I'm farming a bit before.
>>551428991shit I might have to buy the glass now
>>551429053Clipping problem. I just realized I had low quality textures on.
Is there a way to keep Eugen locked into the twerking animation like with twerktown?
>>551428517feet but i also like legs
I realized I fucked up. I spent all my gems on skins and forgot about the dorm.>>551429241Yes just touch the right side where her face is at, and not her ass.
any news on botechan?
>>551428991>>551428975>>551428821>>551429186Thank God they had some night wear for the dorm. That camisole looks fucking nice.More Agir-chans on the way!
>>551429241did you buy all the twerk skins king?
>>551429481i like 2 the most desu
>>551429186Idk man in this other screenshot >>551428991 it seems like that's how it's supposed to be, that it's empty below her boobsMaybe it wasn't clear in my post that I was talking about her underboob area, but in my defense the top portion is still part of the night gown and all.
>>551429352Agir is currently feeling morning sickness again.
>>551428975>>551429186That's not a goat, it's yet another cow
>lucky bag gives me skins for felix, halford, and cuniwhat did the game mean by this
>>551428251That cunt spooked me too.You can never get spooked by botes in Azurlane, but you can get spooked by skins.
>>551428821sucking her toes fucking her in the ass
>>551429626Oh no, that's how it's supposed to be. I thought you were talking about the clothes clipping through the bed.Oh sweet Jesus my heart.
>>551429481Does it have a lot of content that isn't foot fetish?
>>551429910i got spooked by felix, but the other bags were better, daisen/napoli last year and guichen respectively
Cuni!
That is some intense hand holding...
Jesus, I love my Gote so much, she's literally the perfect womanhow do I summon Ägir irl?
>>551430502is there an option to remove her gown like taihou's?
>>551430607https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE0qXEAwyOc
>>551430619I haven't found it yet.
I hope they'll add stockings to dorm Ägir
>>551430702Kino.
>>551430702I would conduct virtually any profane dark ritual to summon a Gote
Do it
>>551429178The glass skit might unironically be the best part of the update. She pushes you on the bed, straddles you, mouthfeeds you some, "stores" the bottle between her tits where you yank it from, obviously ends up with some of it on her face and ends up on your lap. Honestly more quality and mileage than paying double/triple for some yanky L2D skin animation you lmaybe ook at for the same total time.
>>551431173and best of all, only 200 gems, what's that, 3 bucks and a half?
For her.
I wish I was a skk in gote dorm so bad, bros
???
Agir sending Skk nudes.
>>551431504delicious
did anyone buy the willy d skin? do you like it?
>Eunuch so desperate for attention he started tripfaggingGoddamn how pathetic
>>551431504there was a bug that affected drinks in the island thingy
Spending Christmas with my maid wife and daughter
>>551431712i bought it, the chibi is cute, the voice is also top-notch but desu i prefer the default chibi to the skin one>>551431734t. eunuch
Merry Christmas from me, and my wife and daughter! Happy Holidays fellow Commanders!
>>551431712Yes, I like her underboobs
>>551431173Meh, rather just watch explicit porn animations that are free.
>>551432065don't tell me you didn't even buy the twerk skins because they're not free
>>551432182I might buy twerktown, Eugen is ok but it's a lot of extra crap I don't care about. Not really sure about having non Ironblood secretaries permanently but twerktown passes good enough as a snowbunny in that skin to look past it.
>>551431173Damn that's based
>>551431734Sad right, when you think it cant get more pathetic>>551431880>>551432013Cute
>>551432424was the last part really necessary, i'm trying to see you in a good light but just can't anymore
get here and this fag already here, damn this faggot really has no lifea nice recap from yesterday of his posts>I looked at HRT but apparently it sterilizes you and I want more kids, so fuck that. Besides hrt after puberty is probably a waste of time anyway. Not going under for facial reconstruction and adams apple shaving and all that gay shit. Turns out you can just be a fag and that works fine. My dream scenario is brokeback mountain but with a nigger. Both of us married with kids, just pounding each others prostates to paste on annual gay sex campouts.faggot tripfag tranny, go get topped by a nigger, get aids, and die geezer
>>551432593It is for me I really like that in a girl, bunnies are awesome. I love watching them bounce their ass and make their little tail bob.
is this an island thing? I get to grape botes on the island??? COME ERE CHESHIRE! oshid everyone wants me. what do? OH FUCK THEY ARE AFTER ME BROS I DRANK ALL AT ONCE WHAT DO I DO???
>>551432868I have like 500 drinks and never use them
>>551433017Teens are for sex
>>551432750>>551432973>>551433094t. negrophile troonend it fag
>>551432750That's just a bunny thing, SNOWbunny is way more specific than that and less literal (not about her hair color fucker)
Average is fine
>>551433017spankable butt
>>551433094Then pressure manjuu to give lewd skins for medium premiums if you know what's good
>>551433459based
What do the workers on the docks get for Christmas?
I see he spent yet another Xmas Eve ERPing all day. He really has nothing to live for, huh?
>>551433890HRT directly into the anus
Any good 14 hard on auto?
>>551433459You mean like NJ's RQ ass?
>>551434479
>>551430619Doesn't look like it, in the skin tab there's no "sleeve off" like for NJ and Taihou
>>551434349No you see, he has a wife and kid.He has a wife and a kid and he would rather shitpost on /alg/ all day about his "totally not" cuck fantasies, how he'd wish to be a woman and get fucked by a nigger.But what do you know, they're his family so maybe they're just like him.
>>551434349>>551435317YOU STUPID NIGGERS STOP GIVING THAT THING ATTENTION HOLY FUUUUCK
How do I get a wife that looks like Anchorage IRL?
>>551435393Sure thing.I'll go molest botes.
>>551435425
>>551434479Your dick
>>551436403Bitch you exist to do my bidding, not the other way around, now start twerking
Damn, I only want Eugen from the second lucky bag and from the first one I only mildly care about Willy D. Guess I'll just buy the skins regularly for a change.
>>551436885W-What...? Ok...
>>551437153Buy the 2nd bag, the l2ds are better and you got a chance for the Eugen skin
>>551433372Yeah but I really like that too. I like guys and girls so seeing both together is basically like a FFM threesome for me. I wish AL would make a game mode where you can be the director and set up the girls to make videos with whoever you want, that would be awesome.
>>551436885bismarck still hasn't learned the american mating dance, it's only a matter of time though
>>551437661Did your parents divorce when you were a kid?
finally got off my lazy ass and finished world 15 after dropping it halfway through on release. two years of strong ships made a noticeable difference, definitely could tellAlso, note this is a 3-Star clear on LETHAL so if you go for the safe 3-star it will likely be candy-from-baby tieranyways, merry christmas ya filthy animalskeywords for SKKs searching archive later:w15 autochapter 15 auto15-3 auto15-4 auto
>>551437718Damn, I'll book some biblical studies for her with richelieu right now.
>>551437661t. negrophile troonend it fag>>551437993he got molested, very common script
Hammann called me a hentai again
>>551437661SKK is a film director, making big money filiming his boats get fucked while keeping just a professional relationship with them
>>551437153I think that the lucky bag has a slightly better gem rate* (assuming you already used the 2x bonus)Or the UI gem packs
>>551438073Damn has it already been 2 years since w15 came out? Guess I'll finally stop slacking myself.
i still remind the survey that gfl1 existed
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139065591
>>551433372It's also more canon and hotter
PAIN IS
>>551439178Panis Cupcake.
>>551438945>>551439134t. negrophile troonend it fag
>>551438073oop, typo, indy's augment not retrofit. base Indy would probably not cut it lmao
>>551438983There's the 3.8k gem bundle that's way better than the UI pack, it gives you a UR bulin and 2 golden ones too and it's the same price i think
>>551439341kekahh my beloved gmod memories
>WAAAAAAAAH SHE'S NOT TWERKING SHE'S NOT TWERKING! TRASH! TRASH! ERP! SHE DOES NOT FUCK NIGGERS! CRINGE! WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!>meanwhile normal communities: https://www.reddit.com/r/AzureLane/comments/1pssiau/its_not_st_louis_not_bremerton_and_neither_honey/
>>551438479Same (and she's right)
>>551437993I was raised by a single mom ya>>551438945Well I would like to have a sexual relationship too, but some of them could be professional and platonic. It's already canon that they make movies that SKK takes part in so this would just be a secret adult version of that. Kind of like how you can imagine Overwatch girls making porn either openly or with like the slimmest plausible deniability, like Tracer with a little masquerade mask but recognizable accent and figure. So it could be like a famous bote like Lexington being all like "ara, you know me and my sister from us saving the world, but did you know we're just girls at the end of the day? and we like to do this, too" and it's her and some other hot bote laying on a guy petting his bulge, and then it turns into a FFM porno where he's grabbing their asses as they lean in to double kiss him or take turns kissing him
>>551439178>gym clothesHot... need more...
Bismarck Chan Soon.
>>551439178EASIER TO REMEMBER
>>551439562If you mean the comments leaning into whatever shit you're trying to imply with the word, they're not doing that
>>551439767WRONGPAINIS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODYNOW I WILL EAT YOU >:D
>>551439562>>551439581t. negrophile troonend it fagno one reading all that brokeback fag, keep the cuck fantasies to yourself
>>551439712What would you consider a monkey paw though, that would make you regret asking?
Would you Minsk
>>551440067yep
>>551440067No, All Russian Botes belong in the depths of the ocean.
>>551418575Well at least has proportions
>>551439478That so? I don't browse the store that often so I didn't notice it>it gives you a UR bulin and 2 golden ones tooThese are literally worth less than a cosmetic unless you're a newfag
>>551439943Bathing in a towel is dumb. It at least makes sense with onsens but not at home in the tub. They should have just censored it with bubbles. And have them stick to her breasts when she sits up or stands with her nipples and pussy covered in suds. (Underboob and fertile tummy visible, bottom of ass cheeks visible in thigh gab) Bonus points if the breast censor is her wet hair sticking to her skin over her nipples.
>>551439757So cute>>551439943Holy shit I was just thinking to myself "damn, I like "naked" women wearing jewerly, like Enterprise shower scene", then I read her saying this? Kino
>>551439791You are the one being autistic
>>551439757>>551439943Bautiful even though it's dynamic
>>551440067I would but only as a replacement when my daughter Navi isn't in the mood
>>551440318You meanBathiful
>>551440248>reddit taking the twerking at face value of yorktown being lewd>no you are being autistic?
>>551440394CARLOS!
>>551440394Yes
>>551440845Wide
>>551440501Rare w reddit thread desu, manjuu needs to be convinced to make more fun-lewd outfits and scenarios Next they should lean into squirt and piss and have things like the botes squatting with legs spread filling up champagne glasses with gushing arcs of pussy juice, that would be awesome
>>551440247
>>551438479Hamman sounds like she's moaning even when she's just speaking normally and it makes me diamonds. My dick would probably explode if I ever heard genuine moans from her.
>>551439791ofc, everyone straight man likes his woman dancing for himmeanwhile the trannies "OMG SHE'S TWERKING THAT MEANS I CAN FIT MY KEK FETISH HERE"fucking trashtranny monkeys kekdepressed fag needs to just fucking neck already
>>551441082Belfast is a Gura Fan?
It's only been a few hours for the second batch of skins released. Who won this Event with the best skin?
>Dynamic ASMRWhat??
>>551441739Cuni
I expected this to be unlimited, but at least I get to buy both at the same time
>>551441739My faves>willie d porter>meck>cuniberti>klarence
>>551441739I think it's between twerktown and elf MILF. Cowpens is really good too but it's so close to a default look for her that I feel like it misses a certain flair.
Which L2Ds are winners?
>>551441739>>551442241My basic taste opinion is Yorktown II and Prinz Eugen>>551441953Limited is fine, but it really should have been 3 max.
>>551439562York...?>>551440501Desu them admitting she is twerking and supporting her is way more normal than you'll ever be
POW!
It's funny how trannies think twerking is a big deal. It's 2025 everyone twerks. It's a routine part of dance classes.
Where is she
>>551443060They still think it's a dogwhistle lmao you are a weird girl if you don't twerk
>It would be nice to have an option to turn off the slow-down effect on BB salvo when playing on autos, and the CV Airstrike cut-in when playing on Manual.>I think that releasing main game skins based on the ones shown in the Private Quarters and Island Planner modes would be a good idea. It would be nice to have a "obtain all" button for the completed assignements in the Island Planner.>A "Manual Sowing Range+" Technology for the Nursery and the Orchard would be great too.>Please make Taihou and Prinz Eugen available in the Island Planner already.I'm lacking in main game mode suggestions, give me something to add to the final question.Beside Retrofits, I just remembered that and I'm going to add it right now.
>>551442930Melted cheese...erotic.
>>551443504Bare Feet.
while you coomers were obsessing over booblated tits I noticed a bullshit gun cost on chinky gun which is part of the new vodka tree (due to vodka origins, duh). why is manjew doing this? at least the vodka gun is surprisingly cheap which makes it great for newfags considering how it's pretty much the best SSR DD gun.su-6 is a dive bomber with skip bombs (instead of 10 rockets) which should make it good, the least terrible, diver for bosses when a diver slot is unavoidable.>>551442514>3 maxlikewise
Sorry Leeuw, I couldn't resist...
>>551443736>why is manjew doing this?It's a PR gearThey're all expensive compared to the other gear lab stuffThey're generally stronger too more often than notYes, the Harbin version of that gun is better because of the longer range.
Inspecting Secretaries
>>551443851Do people actually cum to this innuendo shit? Don't you have to be over 12 to play AL?
>>551444469Most of us are caged betas who will squirt from the slightest stimulus
>>551444225
>>551443097Casual botes too erotic>>551443851She's pure sex
>>551444469I just came to Eugen... so yes
>>551444727my lovely wife in a cute outfit
Manjuu scraps Azur Promilla, and in turn makes a hentai game based off the botes from Azur Lane. Would you accept it?
>>551445694PoW my beloved
>>551445418METAs are a waste of resources.
>>551439016Based GFL1 bro.
>>551445881it would probably be something I give a try but I doubt I would stay for long, while I don't mind the skins getting lewder I am getting tired of the vast majority of skins now being some attempt at lewd creep with the occasional exception
>>551446074You are a waste of resources.
>>551445418We need to dump more resources into METAs.
>>551444716Lmao>>551445000How do you get to that angle?>>551445418I told you, they're robots.>>551445881Yes but only if it's part of the same platform, I need AL to be 75gbs
>>551446332How about a waste you, buster.
>>551446796Click on the cocktail.
>>551446796no one cares tranny go get fucked by a nigger like u want to then swallow a bullet
>>551447641 God willing, he'll get AIDs.
i just saw mogador's big penis on sad panda...
>>551447095I'll give it a shot
>>551448585I shot one all over her face if you catch my drift.
>>551413557saving this essex
Oh look, my Christmas present arrived.
>>551439581Checks outSingle mom grown kids tend to beg for attention everywhere they go and they find comfort in older women, supposedly you don't like cunnies right?
>takes the pillow and starts riding it telling you to "take responsibility" >drinks wine and kisses you with a bottle between her tits>shoves your face in her tits>presents her ass on the desk and says "Do as you please" dormgote is an absolute sex monster
>>551448585to your skull preferably
>>551448745Niiiice. Yeah that animation is pretty decent. The loop isn't as nice as twerktowns but it's not bad. Overall the skin doesn't feel very Eugen to me so I probably won't buy it since I already have RQ. >>551449163I don't know why you keep inventing schizo lore, I love cunny>>551449215Eh, she's a little whatever to me. Her dorm persona isn't really what I was expecting and it doesn't really match her personality from the main game imo.
Maid botes... erotic...
>>551448934They're all yours friend, take them all.
>>551449578The diddy lotion is diabolical
>>551449760>>551449415t. negrophile troonend it fag
>>551449578Can you tell me why this skin is called Dynamic ASMR?
>>551449865Have fun spamming that for the next 10k posts if your life
>>551449914Does she have an ASMR voice?
WOAH
Please give Implacable a fucking L2D. Every other damn bote is getting implied sex scenes and twerking dances. It's not fair.
filter the trip code and that'll do it
Thanks for the view, Agir
>>551450293I did the moment he popped and started spouting his usual offtopic negrophile bullshit.
>>551450192Sexplode
>>551451579I'd take left any day over right.
Does the bathmark skin have any special interactions that make it worthwhile or is it just a mood setter?
>>551452043Filter and ignore the negrophile
I came here to wish a Merry Christmas to all of you.
>>551452247I love pantylines.
>>551442241Yorktown 2, Eugen, and LeeuwOpinion on Lex2 pending
>>551452043Kill yourself
>>551452043The latter, but for Bismarck its worth it
>>551449740oh my goodness
>>551450172I don't know, I think that it was pretty nice the last time I heard her but that's about it.
>>551452905Hmm... Ok thx. I kind of like Zweis default pose but maybe I'll get this and Christmas L2D instead of twerktown.
>>551453252No one asked tranny, bridge
"twerktown" is crazy
>>551453975Near death experiences make MILFs crazy horny
Yukikaze retrofit soon, I feel it in my nanoda
>>551453252>>551454087>My dream scenario is brokeback mountain but with a nigger. Both of us married with kids, just pounding each others prostates to paste on annual gay sex campouts.this you?
>>551454319My festive dog.
First bote that comes to mind with each prompt?>Kissing after finding yourselves under a mistletoe>A comfy Xmas dinner with your wife and her sisters>A girl wraps herself in ribbons and tells you she's your present >Having a playful snowball fight with her>Giving gifts to the nearby island's oprhans together with her>Having a slow afternoon watching Xmas movies and snuggling together >Visiting a shrine with her on new years and she wishes for a baby next year >Xmas Eve Tokyo Sky Tree date and having loving sex later that night
>>551455296musashi for all of the above
>>551455296Anybody show Eugen skin phrases and movements please
>>551455296Taihou
Sex with Bois!
>>551454619This is worse than anything we've had so far, even shitler and dalcuck are more human than this
>>551455296I can't see the apple and I can't do this
>>551455296Nimi and Taihou for most nglThough the snuggling together sounds nice with Hammann
>>551455296I'm biased as fuck but here you go.>Yorktown>Eugen>Roon>Blücher>Lexington>Bremerton>Roon>Roon
I went with bathmarck ribbon slut combo in the end. It's so nice to see Bis loosening up after all this time, it doesn't feel nearly as bad to be oathed to her anymore. At this rate I might even set her dockworker training in the past and keep her as my exclusive woman like Koln and Rumey.
>>551457007>Nothing beats cumming thinking about snowballing piss and squirt with another whiteboi as we break our shitters open with fat black dildos and nigger dicks, guzzling down HRT with drugs and nigger cum so we can get pregnant, push out niglets, and then get our gaped holes raped by our own offspring. <3 Thanks anon! Merry Christmas you slut! (Would definitely love to chug a whitebois piss straight from the tap as he bitchgasm'd to BLACKED. <3)this you?
this is prolly the last UR event that I'm grinding for UR tokens because 300 for UR not!burin is not worth the oil. 11-1 has better exp ratio and 12-4 is coins. therefore I hope that POTTER is worth the oil I invested so far. why does a single token even cost 150 event currency? thank you for reading my blog.
>>551456532Could you even eat safely with the Hipper family?
Lil bros in love lol
>>551457573No botes are really worth it you do it for the completionism
>>551457803>completionismI do it for oil:exp/coin ratio. a 2nd potter, ron if you will, is not wroth it.
>>551457597I don't see why not. Blücher might act a bit too affectionate and Eugen would probably tempt you while Hipper seethes but I don't think she'd ruin the dinner time over that, so unless you think she'd explode or that Weser would get mad for some reason it should be fine.
>>551457573You barely need to grind that much if you do a daily sp clear and do the daily challenges that give you 5 of the tokens.
>>551458092Oh yeah I wouldn't bother for 2 with how often you get UR bulins unless you really like her. >>551458098Are Weser and Tallinn invited do the dinners? I assume it's the trio and then maybe if the others show up like visiting aunts it's a happy surprise but not expected.
>>551457230Christ in Heaven
>>551457230How molested, that's sad
>>551455296
>>551457573What else are you going to do with this game if it isn't to power up your girls? Porter is now competing for a meta fleet slot because she is upping the DPS calculations in comparison to older compositions, but it's not like there is any content that can't be done quickly right now.
>>551457573You can get a copy of the free UR for 200 tokens in any event they appear. Are you just low on rainbow bulins?
>>551458932It's a kink it's not that serious lolI'd chug bote piss fr fr tho. I'd carry DDs around like a keg and drink their delicious pee.
I'm dead serious about this, is there a cap on how many HVAR blueprints you can get?I've gotten 30 and haven't had a single drop in over a day despite running almost all day long. It's starting to make me seethe.
>>551459254I got 2 planes, not prints, planes, within 55k pts
>>551459353I'm at 55k points. Fuck my luck is awful for drops.
why chink so obsessed with feet?
>>551459528It's a cultural thing, look at foot bindings
>>551459353>>551459505it also depends if oil is capped (267) or optimized (~130?) because oil apparently doesn't affect drop rates, only coins. therefore 55k isn't necessarily the same number of runs. just my experience tho.
>>551459528Simps love feet. Feet content is some of the most popular camwhore content and many simps buy used socks the way normal guys like used underwear. Anyway as a side thing can anyone explain the necklace thing for Bismarck to me? It doesn't look like her oath ring on a chain so I don't really get the significance. Maybe if it was like a dragon tooth or whatever I'd understand it. Is it related to an event or is it just a random piece of jewelry she got as a present?
>>551459212>>551459984>>551458620>You should post videos of you pissing all over yourself while moaning how much you love niggers. Whiteboi piss is the hottest thing ever.this you?
>>551455296>Kissing after finding yourselves under a mistletoeNoshiro>A comfy Xmas dinner with your girlfriend/wife and her familyYorktown/E/Hornet, I married all three >A girl wraps herself in ribbons and tells you she's your present Honolulu/Shinano>Having a playful snowball fight with herHani/Formi>Giving gifts to the nearby island's oprhans together with herShimano/Yorktown >Having a slow afternoon watching Xmas movies and snuggling together Nimi/Ulrich/Z11 >Visiting a shrine with her on new years and she wishes for a baby next year Taihou/Takao>Xmas Eve Tokyo Sky Tree date and having loving sex later that nightVeneto/Formi/Trafalgar
botes that prefer almonds over cashews?
>>551455296>Belo>Belo>Algérie>Baracca>Duisburg>Dupleix >Chapayev>Pittsburgh
Merry Christmas /alg/!I'm lazy and haven't updated fleets in ages, anyone have a cookie cutter fleet graphic for W14 Hard?
>>551457230>shitted tranny is a pedoAs always
>>551461530Bache needs love (sex)
Yumi a cutie~
peak
>>551460447Please tell me this is just some larping and that the tripcuck didn't actually post these
>>551462135If cowpens didn't have the baby bottle she'd be perfect. Baby bottles just don't work for me.
>>551408245>>551408368>>551412646Source for these?
>>551462135Holy cow!
I wish a woman loved me, which bote is for me?
>>551463330fdg
I can't stop thinking about Eugen's stern
Ho ho. Merry Christmas.
>>551463698Luv my /ss/-class botes
>>551462135I must say, YD really nailed the facial expression of a woman who is kind and nurturing, but likes making her man submissive.
>>551464694SKKanta!!
>>551466169>Doggy mating addict Based cow
>>551462197nah that one and these>>551457230>>551432736are all real and wrote by him unironically
>>551461315I have one but I won’t share it to you lol get good loser.
>>551467703But Anon, it's the season of giving!
>>551467703
>>551462230Shut up f*gg*t. The only way it'd be any better is if she also had a fresh diaper on her other hand.
>>551462230>baby bottleIt's an adult bottle. She's using it on skk.
>>551468090>ywn have a tradwife like Maayag change your diaper and feed you horseradish soup on your death bedFuck this miserable life bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htDB8SuLrng
>>551468280Its a baby bottle. I prefer my breastmilk straight from the tap. It's funny how in that guichen skin SKK also has a pacifier. What a freak.
>Hmph
>>551468852Oh so you want your milk from the dudes you venerate so vigorously in your mentally deranged larping? Got it
>>551469686Lolwut. I was talking about tittymilk not ballslop. Breast milk tastes pretty good, it's like warm sugar water. Completely different from cold cow milk. Lactation is awesome though. Drinking cowpens milk is one thing, but tugging her nipples and spraying her milk on her face so it looks like she's been bukkaked is completely different. Love that shit.
fuck you manjuu
>>551455802cute Bois
need your guys' help. old meta fights don't feature a practice button and I really wanna one shot my way unto 9k points for coins. which ones are the easiest to kill? right now I'm thing of heavy armored ones so my pvp setup isn't disturbed (lion) as to say. the ones I have: jintsuu, helena, hiryuu, souryuu and ark royal.
>>551470930oh no bricked
>>551470930It's gay that there's unique gear locked into rarities like purple and gold. They should make it so you can make any gear UR. I want my wifes helicopter to be UR.
>>551471534based unique low end botes enjoyer
>>551471660Collect for tiddy, oath for love
>>551455296VV for all
I'm buying this skin
LET ME MAKE HEDGEHOG UR YOU CHINKS REEEEEEEEE
>>551472286>>551471748>>551471534this you though?>>I looked at HRT but apparently it sterilizes you and I want more kids, so fuck that. Besides hrt after puberty is probably a waste of time anyway. Not going under for facial reconstruction and adams apple shaving and all that gay shit. Turns out you can just be a fag and that works fine. My dream scenario is brokeback mountain but with a nigger. Both of us married with kids, just pounding each others prostates to paste on annual gay sex campouts.
>>551472240Worth, she's a good girl
>>551472373Why are you obsessed with this lol
>>551472423>>551472535this you though??>guzzling down HRT with drugs and nigger cum so we can get pregnant, push out niglets, and then get our gaped holes raped by our own offspring. <3
>>551455296noshiroenterprisetaihoujabbersfreddynimiportlandbremerton
>>551472535You made xim mad, KING
I'm D Porting
>>551472725Wow, just when I thought it can't get any worse, it does
>>551473243willy d got them double d
Has anyone bought the non-L2D skins from this batch? Curious what you guys think of them. I haven't bought any yet.
>>551473683Bought pasadena and kansas and got guichen from the bagPasadena comically covers all the screenKansas basically is a horny kearsargeIdk about guichen but If you want lines i will screencap for you
>>551474145I want a line of coke, I meant, orgy cola.
>>551474145Grope Kansas
>>551470930OH SHIT THEY ADDED IT
>>551473243I'll D miss porting
>>551473683I only buy L2D skins.
>try a lucky bag for the first time since i'm interested in almost all of the skins>would be fine with anything but cunni although dmitri would be slightly disappointing>you know exactly what happenedgod fucking damn it. never doing this shit again, the skin isn't even lewd. i'm not even excited to buy one of the other skins now
>>551474145Any good Kansas lines?
>>551475598You gacha'd the gacha and got gacha'd. I'm sorry.
>>551474145wtf no D Porter? the best Dynamic skin
Sorry for the delay, here's special touch, also her animation basically is her putting the card between her tits and when she pulls it out it's all purple and sticky>>551475904I got her too but I like the default skin more desu
Also found this cute
>>551477046Unbelievably smug holy shit
>>551455296skk for each scenario
>>551477046That big black Happy D looks so good between her pale thighs
>>551479189>Would definitely love to chug a whitebois piss straight from the tap as he bitchgasm'd to BLACKED. <3this u?
>>551479532Mad?
I'd fuck all the PR8s with gusto but besides maybe Cuniberti I don't like anyone enough to ask for a second date, let alone give them a ring.
Bruh leafbux suck the rando bag cost me 45$ lmao
>>551481045I'm offended now.
>>551477243she's my favorite from this event, too bad her skin is not L2D+
>>551481172Exactly the same thing as last year for me. I love Z52 but her skin is just... I wish she had more, you know?
>>551481045Remember when this game is about cute warship girls?
>>551477046No, but really, look at this cocky teenage bote coming to destroy your fragile ego with a look. I love this image so much.
>>551481484Rare Bisoku with Javelin that doesn't result in her being shocked and/or appalled by something the featured bote is doing.
>>551479883>>551480586>My dream scenario is brokeback mountain but with a nigger. Both of us married with kids, just pounding each others prostates to paste on annual gay sex campouts.this u though?
>no sexy santa skin for Gallant
>>551481709But she is still called Repulse, and she is still cute though? So cute warship girl right?
>>551481045Repulse? More like, RePUDGE.
I wonder where manjuus come from why bis has baby manjuus in her tub with her
>>551482605>No sexy Santa skin for the bote named Santa.
>>551483052*SNNNNIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFF*
>>551482927>>551483389t. negrophile troonend it fag
>>551481172Hers is the only skin I got this event, but I do wish it was a bit more.
>>551484273>>551484273>>551484273>>551484273
>>551481045Tomboy sluts best sluts
1-2 CW3-4 PoE25-6 CP20777-8 WWM/BG39-0 PD
