>OngoingBurger Event - A Note Through the FirmamentUR Lexington Tsu, UR William D. Porter, SSR Cowpens, SSR Cleveland META, SR Pasadena, SR Clarence K. BronsonMaid/bunny skins: new botes + Yorktown Tsu, Birmingham, Hammann II, Mecklenburg, Vittorio Cuniberti, Otto Von Alvensleben, Kuybuyshev, Prinz Eugen, Kansas, Guichen, Dimitri Donskoi, Gouden LeeuwAgir 3D DormBismarck Zwei collab bath skinMaury RetrofitPopularity Poll 12/4/2025 - 2/2/2026Boise META(Cruise Mission) & I-13 casual skin(Cruise Pass)Yorktown METAZ11 and Baltimore ASMR>Upcoming>ReminderBind your account, or you might lose your account when the game updates./alg/ doesn't have its own discord.>FAQ, READ THIS FIRST BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONShttps://files.catbox.moe/audy0d.txt>ResourcesShip Tier List: https://files.catbox.moe/ah02o7.png Equipment Guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wWMIzaUKISAXMbOEnmsuuLkO9PesabpdTUWdosvHygMFleet Builder: https://renhex.github.io/AzurLaneFleet/PvP Guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1BewmBsf4EWKAf_UwYax05c7ksL51y6sjs96pIwD73JcFleet Tech Tracker: https://retropaint.github.io/azur-lane-fleet-tech-tracker/Augment Guide: https://pastebin.com/UBpjkhFg EN Tierlist: https://slaimuda.github.io/ectlCN Tierlist: https://wiki.biligame.com/blhx/井号碧蓝榜合集>Wikihttps://algwiki.moe/https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/>Story summary and Lorehttps://pastebin.com/6b35wsYn >Guild Spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Qq18CaXX9fWaTva_OuGTEfqGAJ6fM69KbfmQhHp0yaYPrevious: >>551380318
It's cool how you make fat elf cum by spraying the shower head directly at her pussy, just like a real girl does it
>>551484671>I looked at HRT but apparently it sterilizes you and I want more kids, so fuck that. Besides hrt after puberty is probably a waste of time anyway. Not going under for facial reconstruction and adams apple shaving and all that gay shit. Turns out you can just be a fag and that works fine. >My dream scenario is brokeback mountain but with a nigger. Both of us married with kids, just pounding each others prostates to paste on annual gay sex campouts.this you bro?
Well? Do you, /alg/?
Really good luck with Aniki Meta drops, only need one more to MLB.
>>551484273
my wife made it through 14-4 hm in the mob fleet and that makes me happy
>>551486045with how lewd the game is becoming, the lack of nipples is getting annoying
>>551486297her nipples are very small
>>551486297You can play with barbie dolls if you want to play dress up game and no nipples. Actually, barbie dolls is better than Azur Lane since you can paint the nipples yourself there.
>>551486297It is a little weird. QAR in particular should have very large- symmetrical- nipples and yet there is nothing there.
>Hi, so after further talk and discussion with staff datamine talk will be unbanned and can continue to be talked as per usuallol. lmao even.
>>551486297>lackthey've been there since day one secondary-kun.
I want to mentally break Yuuki Kana
Anybody got some 14-4 hard mode fleets? I can get to the boss but can't kill it.
>>551487238Too bad, nobody's going to bother datamining for this dead ass game anyway after devs showed their true colors
>You know, I see it and feel it~>The age difference in our love~>Everyone says it's weird, but that doesn't bother me~>Hey, wait up, please~>Wait just a little longer, just a little longer~>If I stand up straight, I can reach you~>The distance between us in our love~>Love's distance that melts so sweetly~>Love's distance growing smaller and smaller~>Becoming a love that burns silently~
Sex with Mecklenburg!
>>551487519Are you sure about that
Kiev
Noshiro?Yeshiro!
>>551476672Fuck Kansas looks way too good in thisYes, full power please
hope you had a wonderful christmas
>>551488273Poor guys got a hard job
>>551488493her skin is pure sextoo bad we won't get a lot of art for her
>>551488228Kyiv*
>>551488107Even our wiki guy dropped the game already so what do you think
>>551487373this worked for me albeit i had to manual the boss to get the cv screen clears to line up with the enemy bb volleys so they didnt rape my backline.
>>551488857>wikibro called it quits around the same time manjuu went all in on the titcowscoincidence?
>>551489176Bismarck would never tho
Essexism Crushed Forevermore
>>551489471Nah he was a fdg fagIt's probably the twerking and blackbaiting that got him
>>551489613
>>551489904Why would anyone have a problem with twerking?
>>551489471He only gave up because updating the wiki was becoming too costly. It's literally a money problem.
>>551490154Everyone loves twerking, just like everyone hates trannies and wanna see them hanged
>>551486297Why would a robot have nipples
>>551490548>implyingChud.
>>551490602obviously so i can suck them
>>551490767Fair
>>551490684Hanged, dead after jumping from a bridge, body splattered in front of a train, all that good stuff that happens to 51% of them
>>551490548>just like everyone hates trannies and wanna see them hangedb-based?
Imagine hating trannies in a game where you're expected to jerk off to girls named Clarence Bronson lmao
>>551491029>>551490790>>551490602>You should post videos of you pissing all over yourself while moaning how much you love niggers. Whiteboi piss is the hottest thing ever.this is you though isn't it
>>551490548Correct on both, I'm everyone
>>551491178What's the problem with any of these posts?
>the trip faggot is a trannylike D Porttery
>>551489176Fleet 1 boss?
>>551491029Whether they're called Clarence, Eugene, Nelson, and Rodney, or Helena, Brooklyn, Anne, and Elizabeth, they are still bote girls, and I will have sex with them all.>No verification was required
It's funny how /alg/ got brainwashed into liking twerkingI remember back when the thread would sperg out over a simple twerk tierlist
>>551491301what's the problem with you that makes your parents hate you?
>>551491732The meme is real after all
>twerking is when riding animationTrannies are getting desperate huh
>>551491732So it IS a psyop huh
>>551491890I miss the days when a woman shaking her ass for you was just a woman shaking her ass for you (in the game or IRL), without trying to force it to be anything else.
>>551488730Tripfag please
>>551491981I mean, it still is, but look at the tripfag's post, if he stops trying to insert his cuck fetish into everything in his life he'll off himself, he's a lost cause
>>551491981Nah liking big ass has always been a black thingSource: Baby got back
>>551492168>>551491884>>551491732>guzzling down HRT with drugs and nigger cum so we can get pregnant, push out niglets, and then get our gaped holes raped by our own offspring. <3 this you?
>Females presenting themselves is a habit as old as time itself across countless species>shiteating geezer and xis grooming victims want to convince themselves that their “psyop” was successfulAlso any particular reason why foxes/amagi always drew in the worst type of retards?
Fritz Jobber
>>551492615Could you defeat an evil tentacle creature?
>>551491650yes fleet 1 is boss fleet. theres probably a better tank than guam but she did the job okay. i used momo for waifu reasons but her summon collisions actually helped slow the shield suicide boats down; though it was only beneficial while mob fleet was 0 ammo and full clearing the map
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2004341389820137707>Eventually, Mecklenburg stopped thinking...>*After Mecklenburg changed into her new outfit, a new feature has been unlocked! Commander, don't hold back—explore boldly!
>>551492918mecklenburg love!
>>551492918SPAAAAAAAACE
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2004387944677646389>Christmas Gift for Commander>"Thank you for your help, Commander! We have successfully arrived under the Christmas tree! Now it's time to celebrate Christmas together!"
>>551492902Interesting. Is Noshiro actually that good with the aug? Over a bote with high ehp like Ägir? Seeing Z52 in the mid position is wild.
>>551491029TRVE NVK3 ft. tripGODFapping to botes with male names is gay.
>taking trips off to praise ximselfOof, holding back tears level. It's bad, insane melty in the forecast.
>>551491732there is literally nothing wrong with enjoying a women shaking and jiggling her ass for you
>>551492504the more for you the more they want to corrupt thatexcept they're homosexuals and pretending to be a horny pavement ape on the internet is like pretending to be a woman irl when you're an ugly old guy past 40you just look like a silly jokeno one takes you seriously no matter how hard you screech your affirmationsits not happening unc
>Eugen absolutely mogging everyone else this eventZwei/retro when?
>>551491732nu-/alg/ is getting worse, yes.>>551493470gayest post itt.>>551493620She just got her 3D dorm this event.
>Soon
>>551493668>she just got her 3D dormbro
>>551493109noshiro was actually another semi waifu pick and in consideration of the whole eva gimmick. having z52 in front wouldve probably achieved a better outcome but ill have to test that tomorrow
twerking is baboon culture. That's why I don't like seeing it in media that I go to to avoid this kind of American garbage.
>>551487287She's for "Mommy pampers you" roleplays.
>>551491732Speaking of which, anyone has the updated twerk tier list for EU? yorktwerk has got to be on top now.
>https://azurlane.mrlar.dev/db/equips/id/45460Is it BiS now?
>>551494898We don't know
Brothers, I wish to have piles of sex with Cleveland Meta.
>>551494459I went with Ägir, Trafalgar, and Sandy for the AA. But my backline was getting mogged. It didn't occur to me to use fleet2 for the mob fleet and I wasn't using Musashi. I can probably clear it with that tomorrow.
https://x.com/benitengudake_1/status/2004333839330803939
>>551494898It's just a straight upgraded g7e so it probably is for any relevant sub.
>>551489471Isn't it because they change the encryption or some shit in the game file on top of server problem? That's why the L2D preview can't be updated.
https://x.com/nabei712/status/2004169373288906854
>>551485189Depends am I drunk?
Is this the closest you can get her to twerking? Kinda disappointing compared to Twerktown...
>>551498235Just imagine you are fucking Eugen senseless
>>551497560E!!!!!!!!!!!
>>551498035Please sit on my face....
>>551498235>"riding = twerking"Damn, HRT rots the brain>>551498313Pretty
So I did the surveys
>>551498553>riding it's doggy/blowjob swayretard
>>551498582 (Me)Klarence is a good thing for the game
>>551498553What's she riding lolShe's clearly twerking
>>551498649>retardyou think you're a woman trapped in a man's body kek
>>551498582Now that I'm thinking, they really hyped up and teased that Cowpens skin for that? Like, that's it? Lame.
Lazy asses
>>551498715 (Still me)>>551498582>he doesn't believe in cowpensThat's right baby, I NEVER did
>>551498815My hands, virgin tranny, that's a blowjob POV with you reaching back.HRT time now? Or dilation?
>>551498582Almost the same for me just 1 higher on cowpens
>>551498715>Klarence
>>551498806See >>551498287Just imagine you're taking her cheeks, and making her moan with every thrust, that's clearly what it's supposed to evoke
>>551498582I fucked up my survey with the skin choices. I thought I had Bismarks selected, but I have DM Selected.
>>551498878>>551498715>>551498582 (Also me)Literally orgasm skin
>>551498806Your stupidity is starting to rub off on me, >>551498921 is for you obviously tranny
Gonna make sure Manjuu/Yostar understands that I want skins for Intrepid and KGV that are properly sexy like a good swimsuit or RQ skin, but also that they should keep their chest sizes consistent with what they already have.
Should I use the survey to beg for skins for Vanguard and the other botes from her event.
>>551498582>>551498715>>551498878>>551499048 (This is all me)Might as well tell it to them like that because I prefer a mid-large Eugen
>>551498582>>551498715>>551498878>>551499048>>551499329I intentionally used Black Friday to buy all the non titcow skins that I overlooked before
>>551498975So she's twerking and whatever she's riding is just your imagination
>>551498582>>551498715>>551498878>>551499048>>551499329>>551499426 (All me btw)Give more retrofits or good augments
>>551499475you've never seen a woman twerking, have you tranny? just gay porn and plapping your balls 24/7 to avoid roping with cheap dopamine
Bremerton sex
>>551498582>>551498715>>551498878>>551499048>>551499329>>551499426 (It's me)
>>551499713Fuck off and play blue archive if you hate big tits then
>>551498582>>551498715>>551498878>>551499048>>551499329>>551499426>>551499570>>551499713 (Every one of these is me)
>>551499787>>>/vg/bag/
>>551499734Hey having big tits is fine for the most part, but I want to see a change of pace once in a while, like another rainbow having smaller boobs than expected, like Raffaello
Is this the tranny's new tactic? giving fake feedback? Good thing devs don't listen to EN.
>>551499916I wish they made these surveys ingame only so fags that don't even play the game can't comment.
>>551499713>>551499787Both facts, especially the default art one. Having a lewd base art actually hurts the skins, because it make them seem tame. There's only so much clothing you can remove.
Not your blog, eunuch.
>>551499916No, this is my honest opinion. I'm not that tranny, so I can wait for that tranny to return
>>551500140Hey that looks pretty good
>>551499916Only the wallet vote matters. Tranny skins flop and booba skins sell, simple as.
>>551500085cute bama
>>551500269By your definition is Maury a tranny?
>>551500308Isn't she a tomboyIs that not the definition of a tranny
>>551499916Kys
Would the sweet oni sisters
>>551499916You got xim.
>>551500368>tomboy>still femaleAre you sure you're not shitposting?
>>551500383whores
>>551499916The survey is only for players who actually play though, I had to put my UID in to answer the survey
>>551499916>>551500414Samefag, go dilate
>>551500442>A "tomboy" refers to a biologically female person who embraces traditionally masculine expression (clothing, activities, demeanor), acting as a counterpart to a "tomgirl" (a biological male presenting as female)Yeah sounds like a tranny to me
Most of the twerking posts are shitposting but that doesn't change that twerktowns got a good wiggle going for an old lady. It doesn't really mean anything actually, except that racists are out of touch annoying losers that kill the mood and ruin everyone's fun. Imagine not liking fat ass shaking because you think it belongs to the enemy team lmao. Really just own-goal behavior. But anyway I hope they make more twerking animations and skins since I like big butts and dicks and nothing goes better with a big dick than a big bote ass. Ninja Soyuz and twerktown are a good start but they need to go further.
>>551500727Hey fag it's me from >>551498582What did you think of my feedback?fag
Why didn't the Sirens, who possessed the data, choose to recreate world α? The answer is obvious: humanity lacks a higher-dimensional structure and cannot be resurrected. Even if recreated, it would essentially be nothing more than a forcibly constructed puppet. It wouldn't even be able to trigger the security permissions of the Antix system. Therefore, even if recreated, it would ultimately only cause unnecessary trouble for itself.
>tripfag goes away>trannyposting starts>trannyposting stops>tripfag comes backWhat a sad life kek
>>551500774I think it's gay Willie D is lame and cowpens is hot the rest makes sense I guess
>>551500543So you're saying you don't even need to have the game installed anymore to write in the survey
We need more bote size like Vanguard
>>551501062Not really, she flopped for a reason What we really need is more cowpens
>Come back to the thread after a month hoping quality improves>now theres a resident tripfagMan. I guess thats it for alg.
>>551501141Gay
>>551501176How can I be gay I don't even like tomboys
>>551501062Artists who make shit like that should fuck off to drawing potted plants or whatever and not be making AL art. I'm not against le fancy interior cute girl art in general but it doesn't belong in the porn harem collector game. If a slut is going to get like 4 official pieces of art it shouldn't be shit where you can't see anything.>>551501207Despite what LGBT will say tomboys are neither trans nor lesbians inherently. Maury might be tomboyish, Cleveland is trans. Knowing the difference might save your life.
>>551501447Why is every tranny like this extremely low IQ? I guess being a tranny is a consequence of low IQ.
>>551501143>nyoo a person acting like the opposite gender isn't a trannyok tranny
>>551501447>nothing beats cumming thinking about snowballing piss and squirt with another whiteboi as we break our shitters open with fat black dildos and nigger dicks, guzzling down HRT with drugs and nigger cum so we can get pregnant, push out niglets, and then get our gaped holes raped by our own offspring. <3 this you?
Futa Siren content is based but Roon makes the least sense for this set lol
>>551501630pretty rich for this fag to accuse others of being racist
>>551500798Sirens are autistic they could revive everyone at any time but they don't because they are busy being autistic. Helena revived almost everyone so it's obviously doable.
>>551501649it's always hot when the rip n tear character get put into a submissive position by her enemiesit's just too bad most of the time that character is a butch
>>551502137I can't buy it. If it was Eugen sure she'd go along with being bred, but Roon would just fuck shit up. If there's any IronBlood bote who is just as deadly with bare hands as usual it's probably Roon.
>>551502406nah they retconned her robo hands and all botes are weak to cock especially large ones so it is not ooc at all
https://x.com/ananda_hikari/status/2004463080777175193
>>551502554The point is, I'm a gay cuck, what's so hard to understand?
>>551502629nice try but your trip is wrong
>>551502305Erotic small tit JK
>>551488273liz?
>>551502554only ulrich is weak to big cock
>>551503114like trannies are weak to ropes and tall buildings?
>>551503234nah, I don't think ulrich is like deathly allergic to big cock, I mean, she has plenty of experience after all
>>551503234Like Enterprise weak to lemon
>>551503328like 52% of trannies have experience in offing themselves? this one is a fact btw, not ass pulled like yours. mad?
>>551503405what I'm saying is that it's more like a "i submit and swear fealty to the biggest cock" type weakness rather than something that she would die from
>>551503328Damn this fag got triggered
>>551503494nah bro I think that's you, I mean >My dream scenario is brokeback mountain but with a nigger. Both of us married with kids, just pounding each others prostates to paste on annual gay sex campouts.that definitely sounds more like a you thing, yup. still dreaming of becoming a bote? keeeek
>>551503561i think you're confusing me with the tripfag
>>551503686dead tranny for dead tranny, what's the difference? two worthless faggots, might as well be the same kek
>>551503764i'm not a tranny tho
>>551503824I know you already said you're too old and ugly to become one
>>551503927see>>551503686
>>551504021see>>551503764btw while we're writing this probably a few dozens of your tranny friends dropped dead, while your copes stayed copes, how does that make u feel tell me everything
>>551504134I don't feel anything i'm not a tranny anyway
>>551504423another 5 faggot, hanging like a pinata kek, don't worry though you sound like the typical depressive self hating suicidal fag, you'll join them soon xister
https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/2004477285240553968>【Commemorative Illustration】>"Festive Maid, Magical Maid... Elf Maid?">Howden Liou L2D Dress-Up>Gishan Petit MOTION + Special Voice Dress-Up>Pasadena Petit MOTION Dress-Up.And more, 2026 New Year's Dress-Up & Lucky Bags are now on sale at the shop!>Be sure not to miss them!
>>551504620ok? are we going to go back to talking about how ulrich is weak to big cock or nah
>>551504736>on saleFuck off. Give me freebies.
>>551504797don't think anyone cares about reading your faggot copes about video game characters that don't exist, your friends killing themselves on the other hand is quite real
finally downloaded the patch, can I get a qrd on the skins? who won? who lost?
what this?
>>551504915>who won?Essex>who lost?Essex
>>551504870uhh this is /alg/ tho so so why are you here if you don't want to talk about botesmight i suggest>>>/lgbt/instead
>>551505560Thanks! I just came from Reddit. See you again, /alg/!
>>551505560and you're a fag so what are u doing here? what you can do is do your a family a favor, kill yourself and free them from the burden you are, they'll probably look at each other with an expression of "it's sad how things turned out, but I'm glad it's finally over, for everyone involved", that's what your life will amount to
I got to rim San Jacinto's ass before
>Raffaello is ba...
/ss/ lane
>>551501607W-what?
Essextranny
>>551505160That's a plane.
>that thumbnailThis shit is so funny.
>>551509365yeah we all know azur lane has like negative effort put into it
haven't played for 2 years should i come back
>>551510389no, but you can try blue archive instead
>>551510389Idk, if you feel like it maybe?
Fuck Kiev
>>551510953lewd
https://x.com/rucarachi/status/2004491850703651192
>>551496421Don't ruin the narrative
Belcute
>>551493620She already has a museShe might get a proper retro this year anyway
>>551512059>wish 3 things>that my one and only wish???
>>551512361It sounds more dramatic when you say it's the one and only thing you want
>>551512361You need to up your cheating genies game
Fuck me I have to manual the hard mode boss to sync my airstrikes to their volleys else my backline would get fucked.
>>551512059smooching my lovely maid wife
This is a maid
>>551513079same and i have a feeling that full auto might be a coin flip even with threat level safe
>>551513228get me in contact with bel, these new maid outfits aren't filly and elegant enough
>>551513228>womb tattoonah im pretty sure thats a whore
>>551484273DOGSHIT OP
>>551513453Whore maid? You are thinking of the Dido class.
>>551513228A bunny maid, sure.
>>551513605Ok Belfast
>>551506476i dont understand. why is independence being run? shes only buffing herself and essex plus a very minor damage buff for a healer. is her damage that insane even without a cleveland class?
>>551513605the only whore in the dido class is scylla
>>551513880Ok Dido
>>551513817Belfast would never slander the other maids.Not just because it would be OOC for her, but because she doesn't need to do it to assert her position.
>>551513843NTA but I assume her accelerated first airstrike is a large part of it.
Gib missiles
>wake up>check thread>not this shit again
botes that would pluck out my ball hairs?
>>551511806holy erotic outfitI want to torpedo my mother's citadel
>>551514865I cant read
>>551514936just look at the pretty pictures
>>551514705Don't think your tiny mk24s could penetrate her armor
>>551515235I'm black.
>>551515461Nice..
>>551510953Kyiv*
>>551514865who's the last three
>>551516091We don't know
>>551515997>he's still tryingCome back mid 2026 for any progress on the front
>>551516245That's just creepy.
>>551516245The face looks offThe boobs are real at least?
>>551516659
>>551516787
short hair erotic
silver hair erotic
White hair my beloved
What if Cowpens doesn't actually lactate?
>>551518052I can fix that
>>551493585Not bad. The fire rises.
It annoys me that they have no problem keeping Birmingham and Cleveland's chest sizes consistent with their defaults, but they double or triple the sizes of other girls. It would be nice if they could just keep them consistent.
>Marry>Fuck>Ignore
>>551516245Can she throw it back like the real york doe
>>551518718yesyesnyo
>>551518718Laconia, my beloved.
>story always changes to last reached world after entering event>clicking hard mode prompts a notice instead of switching to hard mode at highest reached world (13)fuck this gay earth.
>>551518818IT'S NOT TOO HARD TO FUCK BEESYOU FUCK EM EVERYDAYAND THOSE THAT WERE THE FARTHEST OUTHAVE FUCKED BEES
>>551494898I don't think it's possible to make any sub stay in battle long enough to make bidders go off 3 times, so yeah it is
