Previous: >>551202608>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Event: Orchestra in Late AutumnCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Symboli Rudolf 3* (Alt), Gold City 3* (Alt), Tosen Jordan 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Curren Chan (SSR), Narita Brian (SSR), Kitasan Black (SSR), El Condor Pasa (SSR)12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
wasted op
>>551228926my wife and our daughters
Gold City is watching this thread right now, say something nice AND related to her running.
>>551228926thank you for taking my request mr. baker
>had a dream where daiwa scarlet molested meI'm spending my time here a bit too muchClearly OOC of her to do that
>>551229131I want Gold City and her geisha alt to spook me when I roll for Dober
>>551228926based op
>>551229131I like Gold City because she's hot.
Is my Opera glue?
>>551229345i cant even tell what cm this is for anon
>>551229345you're supposed to show us the sparks for a parent run anon
>>551229345this is the uma that will beat me in the final
>>551229259I had a full uma musume dream and woke up briefly thinking I missed a race It was weird
>>551229345Looks fine for TT
I fucking hate Mejiro Ryan so fucking much she's so fucking ugly and always shows up in all my 10rolls even though nobody fucking wants her FUCK that ugly ass donkey ass bitch
am i supposed to always take top option for extra training?
>>551229131I masturbated to a picture of you yesterdayAlso your running is cool
>>551229575How rude.
>>551229575
Digitan LOVE
>fail a 4% before make debut>immediately after make debut fail a 2%alright, I'm done for the week. This shit only happens on borrow runs. It's not subtle.
Your spacing is Gaia actually.
>>551229575dont say that....
>>551229904look at me guysI'm 35 years oldbuhi buhiwhere the gyarus at
>>551229904My spacing is AOL online
anyone know how to unlock these?
>>551229904My spacing is livejournal
https://x.com/attheraces/status/2003062289436389803?s=46actual juvenile fillies...
hahakigi stay gold soon
>>551230048yeah
>>551229259Well, at least she wasn't raping you
My spacing is wordpress and drupal!
>>551230260are they using children or midgets?
>>551229575she blesses all the good boys and girls every holidaymas with her presence
>>551230278
My spacing is friendster
>cingrey spe and suzukahttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1766494633175.jpg
Where is this global oguri PV I keep hearing about?
>>551230627gee anon i wonder where pvs get posted
>>551230540oguri isn't cool like this
is there a tierlist for umas who gives the best head
>>551230764Twin Turbo and Shikko Windy is the top tier
>>551230764Yeah (You)
>>551230764
>>551230764shinko windy > twin turbo > oguri/spe > all others
>>551230673She's a cool, mature woman now that she's retired. (just don't show her food)
I tried to do some Ryan parent runs, and it was an awful experience.IDK what happened, seemed like a fluke of bad luck.What should I be aiming for skills-wise?
>>551230670The latest video is on Tosen Jordan though...Is it on xitter? I refuse to use that shithole site
>>551230917click on shorts
>>551230764biwa
>>551230968they are wearing skirts THOUGH
>>551230968eeeeeeeeeeeeeew
>>551230906Use a MLB muteki and learn every skill the moment you get from her (except the pace chaser one). It'll make parent farming her a lot easier.
>>551231097RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLF
>>551231097
>>551230906Do Pace and grab Focus ASAP. If you proc it, you win. If you don't it's a 50/50.
>>551230968Got it, thanks anon
>>551230906skills depend on the position. If it's a late you're usually trying to get mid game skills and late game accel you won't have in your ace deck & hints on meta skills you'll have on your ace deck
Did I overhear someone discussing the size of my head?
I tried to make a Scorpio Taiki. It, um, didn't go well. how the fuck are you supposed to do this?
>>551231607Anon why on earth would you get mile skills for a medium cm
>>551231607Post deck
>>551231424I want to feed this fiend bananas
>>551231424Please leave, this is a "trainers only" thread
>>551231671turned it into a parent run after the statline failed
>>551231424
Whats her career like apart from eating bananas?
>>551230764>best head
>>551232106bbbbbbbbbased
>>551230764idk but King Halo was made for it
>>551232179King is the anal queen of uma.
>>551231424I want to take off your glasses and kiss you
Hey, you. You're finally awake.
>>551232426That's highly inappropriate
>>551232295That’s Maruzenky or Bourbon. King Halo has the prettiest face.
it would be REALLY FUCKIGN FUNNY if for the THIRD FUCKING TIME THIS MONTH he didn't do a career withing THREE FUCKING DAYS
>>551230764curren chang is the throat GOAT
Hang on, when did Brian become VP? Did Air Groove get demoted? Brian isn’t even there half the time; Air deserves that position WAY more.Holy shit, I hate Brianwank so fucking much it’s unreal.
>>551232179Kingu would say how she gives first-rate head but you get the most mediocre BJ and she gives up half-way
Finally was able to get a win as a late surger. I either got lucky or my headcanon that stacking mid-race velocity is better than stacking late-race accel is correct
>>551232485Ugh, I was in a fucking coma for 10 years. What's new in the hood my uma bitches? What did I miss, anything good?
>>551232617anon I'm playing my borrows I don't need to goon at this time
>>551229131Gold Shitty is literally last place in the hierarchy of gyarumas. 1. Palmer2. Helios3. Jordan4. CityThat's how it is, we all know it.
>>551232179Her face is the cornerstone of sexual facial intercourse: blowjob, irrumatio, bukkake, penis awe, you name it
>>551232576source
>>5512324856 mares and king gaylo
ho ho ho hoeeeeh arigato!
>>551232485>You wake up>as an uma.UMA MUSUME: MYSTERY DUNGEON
>>551232179sauce?
>>551232225this list was made by someone who's never been sucked off by a fat girl. Fat girls give THE best head. Oguri would mog literally everyone here; only Spe could possibly compete.
NO MORE BROTHER WARSUMADOLS SHOULD BE FRIENDLY TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER, IN SPITE OF THEIR DIFFERENCES
>>551232576she’s the most enthusiastic for sure
>>551232541He's preparing to have JOLLY GOOD TIME.Seriously though, that guy doesn't contribute anything at all to the club and is making me wonder when will he even start playing? When Almond Eye is out?
>>551232992>>551232179>ai slopif youre gonna post it, you may as well post the whole fuckin thing, instead of pussy-footing around it as if you're obfuscating high art
>>551232992Kiss marks are my weakness
>>551233047maybe he will have a scrooge moment and realize he's ruining christmas by tanking mambo's rank
>>551233047
>>551232953Oguri and Spe have 0 libido and wouldn't be into it at all
>>551233047LMAO
wife groove
>>551232503I will be spending a holy night with Biwa
>>551233196your penis wouldn't even be there anymore, after ogurin is done with you
>>551233047A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
>>551230540>the next generation fat fuck
I had a really strong run going with medium S, but my ace failed like 5 trainings with rainbows instead of luckshitting, so it's not even S rank
Wew.
>>551233283
once my ace nature gets 3rd place in the late-race it's OVER for you all...
A JOLLY GOOD TIME
>>551232225On one hand I can see Doto biting or scraping with her teeth a lot accidentally, but on the other hand she might be a sleeper build when it comes to Umapyoi
>>551232968I suggest a bonding eventFalco fans and Curren fans, let's gang bang them until both drown in pearly love juice
I don't know who to train next
>>551233698She would 100% goof up
>>551233759
>>551233759Tokai Tighthole matches the sex's gifs t b h.
My uma told me her virginity is my x mas present
Finally got me some alcohol for this weekend
>>551233840Her unique is "I Never Goof Up" she definitely wont during umapyoi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqj2npBXjlw
BASED pervy old doto
>>551233759EMUERA SPOTTED
>>551233864Damn Teio, how come Rudolf lets you have three exclusive titles?
>>551233939Well you seem to be quite confident so I suppose Doto could be moved up a couple of tiers
mirin' vega
>>551233984oh wise doto, make the sloppa go away
How's that American Pharoah uma coming along?
>>551233952https://youtu.be/uoazSSyAPPk
I got hiv just from looking at Curren
This is the only christmas song I will toleratehttps://youtu.be/TVlhkjpyRnU?si=Sl64sJMOVngm4G5F
>3 in a day
>>551233047Now thats pretty funny. Its only missing umas with xmas hats
>>551232015I really enjoyed her career.When she was little, she was a better runner than her sister until she becomes hospitalized and sees her more talented sister grow to surpass her. She becomes obsessed with the idea of using math and logic to discover an equation to solve racing, to tell her what strategies to use given the race conditions, so she can surpass Brian who is her physical superior.At Tracen, her math can't account for the sheer force of will that Taishin and Tickezo have. She struggles also with living up to the expectations of being the older sister of Brian. Most of all, she wants to win against Brian to make Brian proud of her. They haven't raced since they were little and she feels a lot of pressure to win against her in the Twinkle Series. Her relationship with Brian was really touching and much more of a highlight than her BNW rivalry. Bananas were featured very little.In the end, she's for you and you live happily ever after with her and Brian. tyfctmtt
>>551234259yeah but only the solo versions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARIG8t_XrVc
I'm working on Sagittarius Cup and it looks like threshold is stam and guts. 901 stam and 601 guts + 1 gold rec would be my target but based on my past test runs with guts cards I could only manage it with umas with speed bonus. Anyone else did some testing with guts and can recommend a deck to reach those stats without having to giga high roll on an uma with no speed bonus?
she said the thing!
Is any of these good enough?
>>551234367NTA but thanks for the write-up. I always enjoy reading anons' reviews of careers.
>>551230048I think they're for draws. Good fucking luck lmao.
>>551234367Man... I really want Brian and her sister, yet Tamtam is also calling me. It's tough, maybe Shiraoki will be kind and they both spook me
>>551234530BRAVO CYGAMESB R A V ORAVO
>>551234560Glue I'm afraid. You can ignore debuffs to other styles, just focus on fronts because they're going to be the pain in the ass this CM.
>>551234560I wouldn't waste an ace slot on a debuffer with less than 10 debuffs. Don't forget to get Late Surger savvy or else you won't hit anyone with ASE.
>>551234530Peak...
>>551234372
>>551234367God I really wish I managed to luckshit Biwa, I WANT HER SO BAD. Please grace me with your presence, Christmas Biwawa...
>>551233984cutest pervy jii-san
>>551234560The second one has everything you want pretty much. One more front runner debuff would be good but it's hard to get every single thing you want.
>>551234560The curious thing about debuffers is that beyond having late surger savvy, i really think Naties might want to have enough stamina to start their acceleration along with everyone else on the final leg, so she can keep up and remain in range of everyone to fire ASE at
What even is the point of Nice Nature if you can't hit most dangerous uma in the race that's so far forward of the pack?
uma handjobs are brutal
>>551235324you gotta have your own nig to kill other nigs anyway.
>>551235324she's cute
>>551235374AAAAAAA MY BALLS
How's urara's gold recovery? unruffled or whatever
>>551234003question erauma anon, besides weight loss pills, how do you get rid of slow metabolism
>>551235374
Mating press Dantsu
Anything I should change with this Dominator Tachy deck?
>>551235513Works as a pace
>>551235679I think that deck works fine anon
>>551235679Looks good
How are you /uma/? have you planned your rolls for next year yet, or are you just winging it?
>>551235679works for me
>>551235513It was easy to use in career because it's 18 umasi wonder about 9 uma racesAlso i figure the longer the race is the more occasion you have to end up surrounded
>>551235679>>551235749>>551235758Yeah, mb
You can ignore debuffs to other styles, just focus on fronts because they're going to be the pain in the ass this CM.
>>551235513I saw it plenty of times last CMit seems it's good
>>551231748Kita, Sweep, Tachyon, Sunday, Biwa, and Riko (borrow)
What kind of trainer are you, anons?I'm personally a top-option enjoyer.
>>551232760Not today, anon... not today...
>>551235643iirc only through training, you can increase the chance for it to go away after you ask Elfie for help - that gives you a permanent buff
>>551234530Ardan wife.
>>551235513You need to know what will be the most used style for the CM. Last one was end and late so both of them could proc it consistently, this time would be for Pace and Front
>>551235745BNW truly are the biggest jobbers
Any card suggestions for pace chaser parents? I was thinking Suzuka for left-handed and Fine Motion for fall runner, but I can't really think of anything else.
>>551235929the top option is kinda pointless in unity
>mission requires you to waste TP on bakushin or some other sprint loser
Finally done with my adult responsibilities, now I can play all day and night
>>551236142Bakushin is not a loser!
>>551235929If I need to rest anyway, Top, if I'm still good to another round, bottom. Most failure percentage I tolerate is 35%. Anything above that is shooting yourself in the foot even if you are successful.
>>551236170built for full nelson
>>551236131It's good junior year since it gives +5 to Riko bond
i have falcon and curren fatigue
>>551236075
>>551236185TopRo is cute
I don't think Stay Gold can survive a pregnancy
>3 runs in a row with charming pre debut>all low rolls
>>551236557Have an oreng in these dire times
>clicking power
What would the gameplay of Ushimusume be like?
>>551236028Ardan life and holidays
>>551236857raising them with all kinds of love and then the resulting flavor, texture, nutrition content, etc of their beef or milk.
Sorry danchou, I can't farm fans, I'm busy doing wedding mayano parent runs
>>551236083Wet conditions unless you're planning to run Shinko in your ace deck
More festive umas
>>551236928
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>551237203That ain't Falco
>>551237042You can still make 600k fans during each parent run, no? 5 runs should be enough...
>>551237278UWAAAAA DARBY
>>551237203>says this>only uses her in CM when she's meta
>>551235905Taiki would never try to trick others
>>551237203pissyano bottom gun sucks
>>551235775This is all I have my eye on right nowAir Shakur I'm interested in as a character, but having second thoughts on rolling for her after I learned she's an end closer. I only care about front runners, pace chasers, and Kawakami. Depends on how lucky I get on other banners. Might skip her and add the Suzuka/Falco SSR rerun to the list.
This CM with oonige Suzuka meta reminds me of Twin Turbo's real match. Both Medium track too. God why can't Turbo come faster in global https://youtu.be/T4KKOgkGX4s
>>551237425
pweas host a jiggie, someone, anyone
Golshi with short hair?!
>>551232225Super Creek is too powerful.
>>551237594this CM is the track where suzuka died
>every day I increasingly suspect my danchou is a woman roleplaying as a man to avoid attentionI don’t really care as I’m not a chud but is is funny
>>551233992>possible eggers in this general
>>551237425How do you NOT get groundwork just randomly pressing buttons in Aoharu?
>>551236226Are you a loser?
>>551237594Finally some honest racing
>>551235374kek
>>551237680She'll die on my group A finals trust
>>551237758
Teio's umanko taste like hachimi
>>551237425>WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE GETTING A SPEED CARD THAT COMES WITH THIS FUCK ASS NIGGERFAGGOT SKILLhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30107-maruzensky
>>551237203truuu
>>551236720Yeah I had one of those too. The second I got 2 pre-debut rainbows and year 1 charming I knew this run was going to end poorly.
>>551232225You fucking retard. Spe-chan would give an unbelievable amateurish sloppy blowjob.
Why do I have trainers notes on these three but not on Meek/Conon/Glasse?
>>551237871skill hint instead of event, i assume in mant it's easier
>>551237425just use SSR falco bwo
>>551237425Hold 6 months for Maruzen speed or 2 months for V.Bourbon. Then the pain will - be slightly less awful.
>>551230260This needs to be set to umapyoi densetsu.
>>551237990She has 0 libido so it would be awkward and very disappointing
>>551237594This scene still is my favorite thing
>>551237203>>551237919AIIIIII COPY!!
>>551237746>implying you can get groundwork from spirit burstswhat did this retard mean by this?
>>551237608https://jiggie.fun/ojitYghttps://jiggie.fun/ojitYghttps://jiggie.fun/ojitYg
TWIN TURBO IS MY FUARKINGGGG HEROOOOOO
>>551238124>he thinks the Supreme Commander of Japan has no libidoAnon, the main aspect of Spe-chan during season 1 was her immense thirst for Suzuka. She's very freaky.
is there any benefit from running golshi pace chaser or is normal just better
Man S2 really is such a masterpiece. I should watch it before Christmas
>4% failure into practice poor>rest and get inmediate wasted food event Be honest would you abandon? Last borrow but I guess some days you just arent meant to play uma musume
>>551238364yeah with how many fronts there will be this time running her pace will let you activate iron and sfv easier and take head-on
>>551238334>the main aspect of Spe-chan during season 1 was her immense thirst for SuzukaGood point, I default to thinking of Spe as she is in the game and didn't consider that. If she does have libido then I suppose she'd be A tier
>>551238364uhh, you can guarantee pace promote with umastan I guess. but if you're doing that why not just play a proper pace
>>551238394I know this might be a bad idea, but I would actually like to see what modern Cygames Studio would do if they had to reanimate the Miracle Run.
Tickezo bwos, title status?
>>551237594>>551237680This CM is the same G1 as this absolute kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_lA5E-If70
>>551238430That's just 1 and a half bad events. Come back when the game fucks you at least 3 times in a row.
>>551238430Yeah. Just lost derby and taka kinen and gave up a parent run. I don't care, I will spend a TP refill. The events give them to you like crazy via bingo
>>551238394The only thing good about S2 was the twin turbo moment. Everything else was a slog.
>>551235775Up to Grandlive, helps there aren't really many support cards worth pulling on.Just debating which two banners out of:>Dober>Xoguri>Tamamo>V.BourbonTo go to full spark on. Thinking Dober, ticket Oguri, then undecided on which of the last two
>>551238752https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvHWyJtex08This track has a lot of kino races
>>551238697TORENAAAAAARIGATOUUUUUUUU~~~~~
>>551238837
>>551238837>>551239045What's the O in her name stand for?
>>551237425>deletedhmmm
>>551239045
>>551239123The post was very low quality
>>551239216>>551239045>>551238837Blessed Bakushin posting
>>551239216
Lategawds, have we already tested for Scorpio? Seems like fighting for positioning is going to be even more of a big deal this time. I'm thinking whether 1200 wit or 1200 power is the play.
>>551238651I think it would be only good if they upload it as a one off-video on their youtube or compile it like with the Naruto 20th anniversary video.Eitherways, I rewatched the Twin Turbo and Teio scene and it made me cry like a bitch now that I'm into IRL lore too. I fucking love Teio bwos.
>>551239494testing is pointlessyou should be able to tell whether your horse works by looking at the stats and skillswinning is a coinflip regardless of how you build
The class representative is one of the girls I most want to bang
>>551239398>"fuck it, let's post some older images for once">scroll down and see big tit bakushinit's that schrimple..COCK CHECK /uma/!
>>551238752>wins by 2 centimeters and sets a track recordI shall never badmouth Uokka again
Bakucute
>Belno follows Kitahara into becoming a trainer interndoes she want the trainer cock
>>551239123can’t say no no words on this Mongolian basket weaving forum
>>551239980>umamusume torenaThat's allowed?
>>551239980oh his future wife is there already
>>551239980
Call the spark.If 7 then it's stamina*3
>>551239980oguri cuck...
>>551240124didn't notice scarlet there. scarlet vs vodka sequel is all but confirmed, right?
>>551239494Go high wit and all-in on mid and late velocity skills
>>551240212I'm a believer. 3* stam 3* medium 3* UNITY
>>551239494I did 5 tests on >>551237982. She can usually get 3rd-5th but closest she got to 1st was 1.75 lengths. Would have liked more midrace but pump + nonstop girl consistently proc. Really really need capped speed.
>>551240250i hope so... the game doesn't do them justice
>>551239494my lates with capped speed and power cannot do shit against suzukas, I doubt high wit would change anything as I've seen them triggering all their shit and still jobbing
>>551240212wit2 long1
Any uma cootchie here?
>>551239494Should be wit? At least for consistancy. Not sure how power is going to help
>>551239980imagine getting into tracen, finally ready to meet the man of your dreams, and you get scouted by not just a fucking female trainer, but a fellow uma at that. If I were a uma I would be furious she took the spot of an eligible man
>>551239980THESE DUMB ASSES HORSE GIRLS IMMIGRANTS ARE TAKING OUR JOBS!!
>>551240212>>551240306>>551240425>didn't get 7damn, a stm*5 pwr*3 parent still works for affinity I guess
>>551239980Belno studied in america?
>>551240525
>>551239980A cursed timeline where Buena doesn't have her childhood friend
What's Spe's connection with Suzuka irl? Why is she so obssesed with her? Or is it Cygames self inserting since they have as much Suzuka bias in game as Spe does in S1
>>551239101O = King
Good night friends!!!!
>>551240710Same jockey, that's it
>>551239980Kiatahara ended up recruiting a whole team of Umas. I wonder if they'd portray him as successful as the real jockey.
>>551234367Just curious, are there any dialogues between her and T.M. Opera O, with them being roommates? I wonder how they interact.
>>551237042>wedding mayano parent runshow do i do thati got her like 2 weeks ago
>>551239980Wasn't Vodka better than Daiwa? I don't want to folllow another jobber.
>OL belno lightgoddamn i would impregnate her on the night if i was kitahara
>>551240872Where's my Daiwa and Oguri glazing?
>>551240710they never even raced against each otherspe would have probably hated him because it's a chestn*t and also probably better than him
>>551240834Umasumi dacchi
>>551237203You only say that because you're a pedophile
Hehe
>>551240710same jockey and sire (it's Sundayman so it doesn't matter)
>>551240251>>551240504That's the gameplan with 1200 wit, and I've used that in previous CMs to great effect. But, I was thinking that you can let high power cover the lost ground in the late-race instead of fighting for positioning preemptively. The idea is untested and I'm not too sure about it myself.
>>551239980Where is Buena's childhood friend
>>551240525We would be SEETHING. Girls are nice and its great to be around them, and guys suck even though some of them are really cool and handsome and cute. But that's not what I went to TRACEN for. You know? Just thinking about it makes me mad. If I were a uma at least.
>>551241074>won the Dahby and Japan Cup>Horse of the Year twice in a row>is basically Daiwa's sidekick in all Uma medialmaoooo
>>551240678
I have an okay Su runaway and pace Oguri ready for cm. What role should the last spot be?
>>55124123420 runs confirmed while sleeping
creek is the most miserable uma to train
>>551241454dominator
>>551241317That’s what happens when you job the Arima Kinen
>>551241454another front, maru would be ideal
reeeeEEEEEEEE WHAT THE HELL
>>551241454The hag
>>551241074She's not a jobber. She was basically 1st or 2nd her entire career, but she also retired early. I would argue following Vodka is a better option, and I say this as someone who has Scarlet as her favorite uma.
>>551241454literally anything works, just bee urself
>>551241484nice URA uma
>>551241317she won as many G1s as Opera and while Opera gets some flashy super animated race entrances, vodka gets locker room bants
>>551240525Umas can love other Umas too
>>551241234AND JUST LIKE THAT YOU ARE BANNED
>>551241531Have Rudolf, dominators run late?>>551241556>>551241589No race car. Would have to be McQueen or Top Cun.
>>551239980WIN VARIATION MY BABY
>>551241610This is mare discrimination!
>>551241262>I was thinking that you can let high power cover the lost ground in the late-race instead of fighting for positioning preemptivelyWouldn't guts be best for that? To max the dueling boost
>>551241763AND JUST LIKE THAT YOURE SEETHING
>>551241821I heard that the JP main story was focused on mares. Did they not do anything with Vodka there?
>>551241317Vodka's owner should have demanded she have huge tits like Daiwa's did.
>>551241695Very true
Danchou...I'm tired....let me rest...
I think umas would be happy just to have any trainer that cares about them outside of racing and not some dipshit who only wants to become a famous trainer that raised an uma that racked up g1 wins
>>551241770Dominator is 6th or below in a random spot during late acceleration. End closer guarantees it, but you should be fine with late surger for round 2 and finals
>>551241904AND JUST LIKE THAT YOU LOST YOUR CUM
>>551241842You have to be close to duel is the problem. It's more of a pace/front strategy for this CM especially since the front will be packed.
>>551242002No
>>551238430>went through with it>MEDIUM S>RUN LOOKS REALLY GOOD >bourbon doesnt finish event>only rank 1 curve hint>absolutely fucking no one during URA finale all 3 turnsSorry for the blogposts but man im exhausted, idk why getting ready for this CM feels so hard I usually like medims, no more borrows anyway so that's that for now
>>551242051do you have your oshis expert title yet?no?keep grinding
>>551242124Hell my Pace is often 6th in room matches.
>>551241234That's me once I'm done with my Sagittarius aces and start farming sprint sparks
>>551242124end closer does not guarantee getting it
my guts plapyon jobbed terribly in room matches barely dueled at all
>>551240495I regret not saving the Mayano uma summer stuff when I saw it
>>551241821Mares deserve it desu considering all the sexual harassment they do to torena
>>551242051Of course you can rest. After 5 more Japan Cups.
>>551241971Mares (and King Halo)
>>551241695>>551242038Get the rope.
>>551242212my oshi isn't out yet
I don't want to be happy anymore. I want to be horny.
True ending
>>551242212>>551242212>>551242403you'll regret this...
>>551242501then i already told you what you have to do, boykeep grinding
>>551242501Dober soon.
umamusume vagina
Wife time soon!
>>551239980wtf it's win variation
>>551242264Yeah but room matches have their own meta. In practice, you'll see plenty of Nice Natures, GWs and Rudolfs
>>551242597True, because she's hugging her dad, Symboli Rudolf's husband
>>551242625she does look a little bit like yui doesn't she
>>551242212If you were my danchou I'd kill myself and take every last fan with me
>>551242625Is that the uniform from To Love Ru? Exquisite. There's nothing better than mean tsunderes.
>>551242710If last few CMs taught me anything is that even normies REALLY FUCKING LIKE SILENCE SUZUKAI just hope for getting 2 in the same room so they gas out
Let's say, I decide to run Grass Wonder, Agnes Tachyon and Symboli RudolfAnd all of them are Late Surgers with DomiinatorWhat are my chances of getting 1st B?
>>551241695>>551242038I also agree with this
>>551242435Are you going to hang yourself, nonny? I will help you
>>551239980Where's Makween?
>>551242514
>>551242357Gentildonna…
>>551241695True
>>551241695
>>551242625Every fan art of her makes her seem really cute. I want to pull but I want to wait for the uma banner so I can pity her when I fail to roll her
https://jiggie.fun/PNcnaGhttps://jiggie.fun/PNcnaGhttps://jiggie.fun/PNcnaG
this part of unity cup will never get old
>>551243197Boys shouldn't have tits that big
>>551242307ugh i give up i'm going to make max power oguri plap and speed debuffers or something
>>551243226
It's showtime!
Do I have to be gay to understand the appeal of yuri?
>>551243150
>>551243072>sexually harass Gentildonna>get sexually harassed by Gentildonna backThat's the fucking dream...
>>551243380is this going to powercreep aces?
>>551243330says who
>>551243197>the fingersAI slopa kys
I haven't rolled in so long that I forgot how many carats it even costs.
>>551243197Dober is literally Ryan's kid.
>>551243442yeseverything you've done so far is pointless and if you don't make 3 aces in the 5 days you have you will autolose every race
>>551243403Nah, it's just het content without the men, so twice the girls
>>551241971part 2 of the main story focuses on (You) and your wife kingu tardwrangling the '05 tiara winners, daring heart and fusapan
>>551243403are you telling me you never watched lesbian porn as a teenager
>>551243464>AI slopa kysget your eyes checked, retard-kun
Yuriposting to bless Christmas Days
>>551243403No, but the concept of shipping of all kinds in general is very "gay" or even NTR to most anonymous users who are only interested in shipping themselves with the character they love
Man this is grim idkI keep trying practice rooms of all sorts of setups bit if a suzuka is alone I really dont see a way to consistently beat her atm, hoping for an apocalyptic late start is a pretty massive gamble
>>551243568AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>551243615What's the point of porn without penetration?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3b7_KEMOfI
>>551243616you are indian
>>551243483Did they fuck later?
>>551243750Men jerking off in front of a camera is already quite stimulating to me.
>>551242929
>>551243750i hope someone figures out how to put cunts in cunts so lesbians can fuck properly
>>551243403No it's still romance still appeals to people of hidden or discriminated desires or just like a good story
>>551243442>>551243568>>551243696Doesn't tbis just make the game harder for some random rewards? Your ace doesnt get any better
>>551243464It's not sloppa, drawing good hands and fingers is fucking hard. Now every artist that draws bad fingers will get "hurrrr sloppa" comments, when the reason sloppa wasn't able to get it right for a while in the first place, was because the dataset regarding hands was inconsistent, since human art almost always had bad hands and fingers that were mangled in different ways for every artist
>>551242625I didn't like her personality at first but really loved her design because of how simple yet her sex appeal is so high. Realized she's just a closet pervert after reading her story.
My new ace for sprint TT. Feeling pretty damn good about her
>>551243589Sounds gay to me desu.
>>551243464>>551243787https://x.com/yomesukeT/status/1696858395981287585you are a retarded faggot
>>551243876Unironically AI probably draws hands better than Takeuchi
>>551243970Only if you're a woman. In which case you should fuck off
>>551240710they're the umas cygames tried to put as the face of the franchise for some weird reason
>>551243960bwo?your plan x?your early lead?
>>551242190I've seen it work a few times, but yeah it didn't seem that consistant.Just not too sure what else would work consistantly
>>551243960Avoid Huge Lead like the plague, it's basically impossible to trigger it without runaway
>>551243403Technically no, as I've enjoyed some yuri manga before. To be a hardcore yuri nutter, however, you need to be gay and/or trans.
>>551243483
bros, wtf, I just lost the finals 3 timesI have no skills and can't buy themwhy the fuck am I losing? do I put her in pace?
>>551243403not if it's pornif it's not porn, then yes
>>551244015you are indian, that is slopa, anyone can tell it's AI
why do yuriniggers always spam
>>551241072Same as golshi parent runs but you just do the required G2 instead of Osaka Hai>Hopeful Stakes>Satsuki Sho>Derby>Takarazuka Kinen>Kikuka Sho>QE2 Cup>Japan Cup>Arima>Osaka Hai>Tenno Spring>Takarazuka Kinen>Tenno Autumn>QE2 Cup>Japan Cup>ArimaRun a deck full of training effectiveness and get 600/600/600/300/300. Repeat until 3* blue of what you want procs
>>551243960stats are fine but TT is about spamming gold skills for high scores. Also sprint doesn't need a recovery. over 500 is already over stam hell you can min max with like 370
>>551244289willfully being retarded is still being retarded, anon
>>551244090at least teio and suzuka are similar to their real counterparts, spe is almost nothing like the real spe
>>551244289Slop didn't look like that in 2023 and you can scroll the artist's account to see that they've been posting art since well before 2022 when this shit started appearing. https://x.com/yomesukeT/status/1377609879855144966
>>551243860yes, it's just a Golshi mode kind of event
round 1 should be fine but with no suzucka taikisluttle maruslut(original) i predict B final
AI slop fear mongering is embarrassing
>>551244090>constant buffs>4 ssr support cards>S rank in JP to this dayTHE GOAT
>>551244161My biko is 0lb and I'm having more success in her career as a pace so I've been avoiding front skills. My previous had less than 1k speed and no pace S, so max speed for the first time is still a huge upgrade for me.>>551244201Aight, will do in the future.>>551244382Interesting, so I should drop the Riko borrow for a Biko?
>>551244505Spe when there is no chestnutters
>>551241035I haven't seen any.>>551234592I wouldn't break the bank for Biwa. She's fun in the roster, but her story isn't THAT engaging.
>>551244587Sometimes I really do wonder why this character is buffed so much
You guys look at the top TT rankings and see their Umas having at least 20 races each? How the fuck is that even possible in Unity and still achieve desired stats?
>>551242929yes, can you instruct me step by step how to do it? definitely not recording this as incriminating evidence btw
>>551244586lol seethe
>>551244647spe hated everyone that wasn't humans and dober
>>551243472How do you even have fun?
>>551238596because she has a really strong ulti, right? Also for funsies
>>551244714Now look at their support decks
I DID IT! I FINALLLY FUCKING WON THE URA FINALE!!!
>>551244902Congrats, anon!
>>551244902congrats anon!
>>551244902Good job!!
my balls achewhat do
>>551243403Only to be an insufferable yuritard on Twitter. Everyone likes cute girls and 2 girls is double cute.
>>551244902congratsmy first ura win was with suzuka
>>551244714oinking + giga highroll
>event start during christmasFUCK OFF I HAVE GUESTS TO ENTERTAIN
>>551244786all her potentials are geared for end and her unique requires being in the back half but if you're gambling on there being five fronts, then sure
>>551244902Congrats anon
>>551244902Good job new anon
>>551244902A star is born
>>551244505special chud in this timeline never was separated from her human mom nor had an abusive foster chestnut mom so she never became racist
>>551244753Why did he like dober
>>551244998stream the game to the big tv duh
>>551244954How did acting like a bimbo help her to win the race?
>>551244902Congratulations!
>>551244902You should run Bakushin next. She's extremely easy to win URA with and a fun character in general
>>551241035No, Opera didn't show up at all in her careerThere is this one scene with a conspicuous title but I don't know how to unlock it
No one replies to my posts :(
>>551244902>reddit tachyon
>>551245107no one suspected her, so she was not marked by anyone, just the same as folkqueen in the 1989 jc
>>551244902Don't be a retard like me, don't waste your carats on horses, waste them on cards but only when a useful baner is up.
>>551244902congrats newcutie
>>551245098Everyone loves Dober.
>>551244902Good job anonny!
>>551230540if this continues with the 96-98 generations PLEASE THIS TIME Spe needs to act like the real horse
>>551244770I don't.
>>551244902let's go bwo!
>>551245062Is this perhaps... the beginning of a new era?
>>551243487>it's realWHAT THE HECK
>>551245204Stop posting those ugly things first of all. And get a personality.
>>551245204
>>551244902Congrats newfriend!Unrelated but, what was your rank after finishing URA? Just curious.
>>551245204(you)>>551245356dober and bright are ryans kids, yeah
>>551243720why are you doing parent runs on cafe
>>551245138
Dober pussy is so good that turns a chud cunt mellow
>>551245476she is extremely sexy
>>551245098>why did he like [the sexiest mare in japan]why don't you?
>>551239980>Katsumi Ando only passed the JRA exam at 43 y.o.>still won 1111 races in JRA, ~30 G1 racesThat oji san was (is) built different
>>551244641you don't need riko for sprint unless you plan to take rushgale then you can just inherit anything but stam. it's what I do for sprint but you need a great deck of mlb wit cards also
>>551245271They’ll never make their mascot Uma an asshole
>>551244343what is training effectiveness?
>>551245476it's rude to kick an anon while he's down
>>551245516
>Rudolf parent run>She gave me a hot spring ticket like it was nothingI haven't even gotten one with Digitan yet
>>551245815what is that thing
>>551241072>>551244343Oh and also make sure you do the secret event of winning a G1 with every style so you can get all the late accel skills and possibly get white sparks for them
Which Uma is dangerously heterosexual?
>>551235324Uh bro? Your FlusteredFrontrunnersSubduedFrontRunnersHesitantFrontrunnersFrenziedFrontrunners?
>>551245674What am I about to go with. I also have Eishin Flash SR speed at mlb but I was told Sweep Tosho is better
>>551238697is this the highest title for uma fan count
>>551245912Narita Top Road
>two gutsmax ace>they duel each other>teleports to the finish line it's not consistent but holy shit, kino
>>551245098pussy game too strong, unironically
>>551245919(You)r Oshi? Not them.
>>551245919if you are a male trainer then all of them are
>>551245964eishin flash is good for late surgers, not really anyone else
>>551246001how gutsmaxxed we talkin here
>>551245972Yup, Expert is the highest one
>>551245919Not Curren
>>551245964If you have the Suzuka stamina SSR you can also take that for Concentration. I would swap out the iku my dicktus card for something else if you can.
>>551245919All umas ingame are dangerously trainersexual (though I know nothing about Helios to know if all of those dyke claims about her are true)
>>551235775For me it's>spark all-uma banner for Maruzensky>spark VBourbon/spark all-uma again for Narita Brian>roll enough on Kitasan to get Mambo>triple spark Tachyon>triple spark S Maru/FinemoI don't think I'll have enough carats, but that's the best I got.
>>551245107Basically Umamusume keep each other in check during a race because everyone wants to conserve as much stamina as possibleThe second someone makes a move, usually others follow to deny them a significant lead, if you start going all out too late you'll be outpaced even by a theoretically slower umaIf you're an uma with a reputation, others will take special note of you and try to start their spurt with you in mind. When umas go "omg what's with this pressure" it's intended to represent other umas watching your pace to try and match it correctlyBasically Obey Your Master went all in on looking as unremarkable as possible so that the moment she made her play no one would think it mattered, and by the time the jig was up she already had too much acceleration and speed to be caught up to
None of the umas are trainer sexual. They’re completely platonic. Daiwa Scarlet leading you to a love hotel? Just platonic umapyoi, as per the terms of your contract
>>551245919Curren is ojisansexual
>>551234259When are we getting the song, I like it when my wife is singing it, this Christmas or next?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N48T2BdJ07A
I'm only at 4k carats after getting Kitasan to MLB, its over for meNo chance of getting Xoguri or the spark on the all rate up banner, hopefully I'll have enough to go for VBourbon but it'll be tight
>>551245815>>551245912Japanese Mochi
here's the best deck I could get after rerolling 20 times, am I good to go now?
>>551246420i thought mochi was the chewy thing
It's over
>>551245919All of them, yuri was kinshi'd from this franchise.
>>551237203extremely heterosexual post
>>551237680Maybe I need to figure out how 3rd debuffer TopGun wedding works this CM? Any ideas, what style is the best?
>>551246497KWAB
>>551246447>MLB kitaWHYYYYYYYWHY AM I THE ONLY UNLUCKY ONE HERE
>>551246464I think it's the dry mochi you can buy in packaged bricks, it softens up when you cook it.
>>551244902>borrowing kitaanon??
>>551246464It is dry mochi, but after being grilled it will be chewy and tasty tooTopRo is copying the mochi inflating her cheeks and Ayabe finds it too cute and pokes her, like mochi
>>551244902Newcutie, you have 3LB Kitasan r-right?
>>551246376Sir that is a filly
>>551246751And Falcon...
>>551246751>sirius has basically zero lewds AND no ai cards to lewdwtf
>>551246904nah colt
Does NTR show up in Ayabe's career? This is the deciding factor whether I roll for her or not
>>551246904out of 10!
>fuji grinding event starts EXACTLY on the 24thNOOOOO I'M BUSY STOPP IT
>>551244249I know it was 27 minutes ago, but for future reference, sometimes you need to put umas in pace for ura finals. Works surprisingly well, even if you're sacrificing skill activations
>>551246165Already started the career but what cards would you use? I currently don't have any SP to level up any other card but most of the speed/wit cards I own that are 2/3lb or mlb are leveled
>566KIt won't be enough for class 6 retention, will it?FML, I will NEVER roll this high again and I lost the 5th race.>>551245964Sweep is the best SR speed right now since she is Kitasan lite. If you have a lot of powerful guts cards you can also do that as opposed to speed since guts trains speed and power
my beloved
>>551247056Can you speedrun it in URA or is unity only?
>won 1 room out of 5 eh whatever I don't have suzuka, not gonna bother
>>551247056
I win half my rooms and I don't even have suzuka. I'm running bourbon, TMO and Brian
When do we get that foreground uma
>>551247379pace or late
>>551247117>bakushin MLBjesasit sucks that your dober is 3LB and your Dasca is 2LB, other than Tachyon those are your best cardsKeep using Ikuno DicktusBakushin is better than sweepy btw
>>551247392That's just pokke's outfit but she's not flat
>>551247242Don't think it will be restricted to any careers. But keep in mind that the higher difficulties are going to need Aoharu stat boosts
Thanks for the congrats guys, shoutouts to the anons who told me to buy levels for my support cards, no idea they were so important>>551245195I'll have to try her, but I need to win on Scarlett now that I know it's possible>>551245249Initially I did this to try and get star points for the umas I like, but gave up eventually>>551245426I got a B+ in the end, my team rank is only E2 as I've only ran Tachyon and Scarlett>>551246734>>551246859no? I thought she was super rare?
>>551247459Sadly cannot use Bakushin card for Bakushin trainee but yeah I use her for all the other umas
Is there anything I must save for after getting Christmas Oguri?
>>551247418pace TMO late brian
>>551247551Bourbon, she isnt as meta as she was in JP but shes still strong and EXTREMELY easy to build
>>551247117>mlb bakushinWhy are you even bothering using Bakushin as an ace when you have thatGet someone like Air Groove to A rank Sprint then run Kitasan/Sweep/Bakushin/Stamina Suzuka/Dictus I guess/borrowed MLB Fine Motion
Can't pull this fucking uma no matter how much I try
>>551247551Kitasan (uma). Kys if you won't pull for her after doing so for her card
>>551247117For a TT uma I just ran this which you can similarly do, you can either borrow SSR Riko for Rushing Gale or Kawakami Princess speed for Center Stage. If you run Bakshin as front you should take Taking the Lead from bourbon, that's the best reason to run that card. You should be able to hit 5ish golds from your setup if you can eventually also get Turbo Sprint.
i'm scared of the INEVITABLE redesign that will RUIN her bros...
>>551245201Okay, on further investigation it looks like this is just an ordinary mood down event that I haven't managed to roll in 12 careers.
>>551247709Yes, I'm pulling for Mambo.
>>551247669These are all the girls I have so just about enough to fill up the TT roster
how do i make a dominator debuffer? are they still made in URA? can you make a debuffer in aoharu? what is the deck?
>>551247504it's over.
>>551247765Fucking tell me about it... I really want her in the game, but not with a goddamn redesign and/or new VA...
>>551247886well since dominator is an innate skill, it's up to you which runstyle you want to nuke. here's what I'm using for anti-front
>>551247657False, because now you have to run Twin Turbo card to get Taking the Lead
>>551247521I would go even as far as to suggest to reroll your account right now until you get a full MLB Kitasan Black, unless your SR deck is strong and filled with MLB cards if you don't have kitasan right now your account is pretty much bricked for like 6 months and the game won't be as fun for you, but it's up to you, you could also post deck if you want a second opinion from anons and if you're just starting(?) it may be better to start with a good account
>>551246447>MLB Kita>MLB Windy>MLB SweepFuck you, I don't even have MLB Windy. Congrats anon, that's a great start
>>551247886how do I start generating lewd slop
>>551247886you train an uma and then buy dominator at the end of the run, that's it, dominator fags really have it easy in comparison to stam debuffers
>>551247985I don't have my own oonigger so I will use dominator to fight back, do you get lots of red skills in Aoharu? I swear I rarely get them
>>551246447>MLB Kita>MLB Stinky Windy>MLB Sweepydamn that's a good deck
Why did Sweepy became the face of the autobots, she's a brat, not lazy
>>551247886step 1: make a grass wonder acestep 2: take dominatorstep 3: make a rudolf acestep 4: take dominatorstep 5: (optional): make a tachyon acestep 6: take dominatorfull/hybrid debuffers that aren't nice nature suck, don't bother with them. dominator by itself on 2 or 3 umas is already a noticeable debuff for your opponents, you don't really need more than that IMO.
>>551247521I wish we were joking but we are not.You have to reroll for 3MLB minimum Kitasan not including pity to have human rights in this game.Use LD player, run multi instance and learn how to sync.Spend around 3-4 hours rerolling for that good starting account its a massive game changer.
>>551247959>>551247765>redesign>new VAIf they did add Soccer Boy, why would they do a redesign/new VA instead of just changing the name to Soccer Boy?
>>551247765I admit I didn't think much of her at all until the Arima of cingray but fuck she was cool in that ep.
>>551248302step 5?
>>551248246>do your runs yourself lazy fuck>yada, yadaIn truth, the dev just likes Sweepy I think
>>551247925Well tbf the higher difficulties are insanely unfair. Enemy umas get extra stats, great mood and clocks are disabled
>>551247709The only good thing about Kitasan are her Kitasans. I already got her abridged story from the anime. I have no interest in her.
>>551248428>clocks are disabledis this real?? what the FUCK
>>551248468But what about her smooth sweaty Kitapits?
>>551248404you can do either a double or triple dominator setup but I think double dominator + something really strong on the track like Taiki or Suzuka is better. it doesn't matter which dominator umas you take, I just like Grass and Rudolf more than Tachyon.
>>551248115install stable diffusionautomatic1111 webui for Nvidia and https://github.com/lshqqytiger/stable-diffusion-webui-amdgpu for AMDget a LoRA from civitai
>turbo comes with cock ball>mambo comes with kitasanany other 1 stars?
>>551238394I just watched it again, finished it (for the fifth time) last night. It's really fucking good. S3 is a nothingburger by comparison. S2 is peak Umamusume. S1 will always be my favorite because Suzuka, but S2 is where the sport anime and dealing with shattered dreams beautifully combines.
>>551248353Cuz haha different character can't have em the same haha
is it true savvy can fuck over NSM?
>>551248551Yes, the highest difficulty disables clocks. You either win or die
>>551248742>NSM requires you to be blocked >Savvy makes you get into a better position which means you won't be blocked
>>551248742I suppose it could, through making you less likely to be blocked, but I mean, unless the last spurt is before the final corner, NSM is kind of a gamble, and even when it is, like in Libra, it's still up to who procs it first when it comes to who wins
>>551248690Turbo is the last 1*, there's a few other 2*s including the last member of Team Jobbers, Carrot Man Jr, and That Other Golden Generation Uma.
kimi no aiba ga
>>551247392I think wearing a suit is more ridiculous for a runner
I'd rather have Nature with Tether than dominator with nothing else
>>551248815Does the field of view buff really make that much of a difference? Because that's all Savvy actually does.
Imagine being a trainee and finding out your toreina is already married to his previous trainee (who just graduated the year before).
>>551248945Why isnt Sounds of Earth not part of 1* 2*
>>551249010does fov even do anything apart from the debuff fov skillsdont think i saw it affect navigation apart from the uninformed chain message gaslighting
>>551249034*Always* research your trainer first. Make sure he's single and virgin
>>551248969
if there is a random lurker, like an unironic newfag here who wants to get into the gamehere is an account with kitasan black MLB + 1 extra kitasan copy to cleat (very important to do)multiple good SR at 0LB, but you can still throw 30 rolls at the kitablack banner and test your luck and then pity the Pasa card to have it at 1LBdata link user 736113122594data link password Umaisawitgame1or if there is any brown anon here you can sell it for $5 I guess, remember to set a new password for data link
>>551248789Top Slut
>>551247560what accels on naritab
>>551249125Umamusume have horse-like senses. They can see 350 degrees already
I hit rest instead of infirmary after getting slow metabolism. My run is OVER.
>>551248331Tiny Kita and Dia were the second best part of Teio's season, behind Raisu
>>551249246WTF MY ACCOUNT GOT DELETED AND ALL MY CARATS DISAPPEARED AND THE YAKUZA SENT A CEASE AND DESIST LETTER
>danchou has to step down cause he's getting conscripted for a few yearswhat kind of shithole country still has conscription in the most peaceful time in history
Guys I thought my oonigga Suzuker was ok, obviously not perfect but usable, but she can't win a single race in practice roomsStarting to think that oonige is a psyop to make people lose on purpose
>cant train aces because harder races give you too many chances to brick a run that was going good>cant parent grind because your uma needs to be strong enough to win the harder racesThis seems shit not gonna lie
>>551249313AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>551249080I'm not super familiar with them but my understanding is that Sounds Of Earth was a very strong horse that had the misfortune of being a racer at the same time as Kitasan BlackShe's the Win Variation to Kita's Orfevre
>>551249447Korea...
>>551249080she's cute
>>551249246Thanks for the $5
>>551249447he's probably k*rean
>>551248331There’s probably anons here willing to give away reroll accounts
>>551249313>remove safety rail>"how could this happen to me?"The only thing that doesn't need confirming is infirmary
>>551249520I'm good buddies with Kim Jong-un, he's not gonna invade, let my danchud go
>>551249483Are your other aces winning?
>>551249509training to win races is fun! kind of like when account was new and every race further in career was a victory
>>551248353The design wasn't supervised by the owner.At the end of the day, they have the final saying whether they are okay with this design or not.
>>551249509what is the show...
>>551249630Not really but they're not that good (medium A on both)
>>551249509Time and TP tax, at least I have time off even if I wanted more time to grind aces.
>>551249574I never think slow metab is unfair because I win that coinflip most of the time. Hitting the wrong button is completely on me. I failed my Suzu...
>>551249676You'll find out soon enough.
>>551249737if you didn't job she wouldn't have broken her leg
>>551239567THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU NEVER GIVE UP >gasses out, dies on the track after winningpure fucking kino
>>551249509Here's the secret: CM doesn't matter. You don't need aces. Getting to A finals and/or winning is a coin flip that a dozen extra runs will not influence.
>>551249447If you helped him assassinate kimmy, he will half your quota for the month
>>551249447>>551249520>>551249609HOLY FUCKING SHIT POOR LITTLE DANCHUD
>>551249925>capped (as in peaked) speed>distance S >sufficient stamliterally all you need to make it to Group A finals. you might even win if you get lucky
Can't they just make an S-rank and above tier for CM? It's getting tiresome seeing S rank piglets win all the rooms.
>>551249447Greece and Singapore fit the bill too
>>551249517AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>551245249I wasted them on the physical cards instead
I'm usually not into gyarus, but Espoir instills lust within me so great I leak precum whenever I see her. What gives?
wtf you get uncap materials for legend races now? H-how many have I missed?
>>551250004I'm aroused
>>551250092But aren't those too busy sucking cock/abducting children to have access to umas?
>>551249447>the most peaceful time in historyoh boy if only you knew how bad things really are
>>551248028>>551248331I didn't know it was that bad, I'm more just playing for the story for now but I'll reroll if I decide to take the game more serious
Apparently the first time I got Rudolf's hot spring ticket I botched her run so this was the first time I actually got to view the event
>>5512501870, this is new>>551250212It's peaceful if you're not in Ukraine, Russia, are a chink, jeet or a kike
if your danchou had to step down but promised they'll come back, will you await for them?
>>551250028You don't even need that. I made A finals last CM and won the one before it with just nearly capped speed. I've never had better than a 40% win rate. Just take the first kinda good uma you get and move on.
>>551238697>even assuming 500k fans per run>that's 200+ runsholy fuck you really like the crybaby, don't you, anon?
>>551250036what if I am a S rank piglet and I barely win any rooms as it is?
>>551250226You can do it broI rerolled an excellent acc with mlb kita, and had enough gems and luck to spare to get my waifu
>>551250341Rudolf does a very good Brian impression
>>551243960Run done with 3 speed/wit each in unity cup as front. Think she's better than my pace ura?
I'd like to have sex with Luna-chan my dear wife and Brian my dear aniki.
>>551250367>It's peaceful if you're not in Ukraine, Russia, are a chink, jeet or a kikemy sweet summer child...
https://x.com/i/status/2003621517519925469bros who is going to represent us in the new uma tournament
>>551250226No no no, theres a bigger reason why.You will have a more enjoyable time playing the game with less clock usage with Kitasan. When I rerolled I rarely use clocks anymore.Also you will be forced to use event cards starting the 4th scenario. So everyone that doesnt have MLB Kitasan is fucked.Some Uma careers are extremely hell, try playing Mejiro Ryan at 1 star or Rice Shower if you have her right now and you will understand.
>>551249447gookGAWD
Isn't triple dominator kinda OP now? Back in the day, hybrid debuffers were wit-gated, but now you can easily get 700+ wit.
>>551240094>who is Light Hello
>>551238837>>551239045>>551239398Still find it hilarious that the Sakura owners are a bunch of North Korea supporters
>>551250857Worst Korea supporter, in my Japan? It's more likely than you think!
>>551250226yeah, I would reroll if I were youyou may be rerolling for 1 hour at least, I'd recommend doing it as soon as you can, the kitasan banner will be available until Dec 29th and then it's gone forever, so you will need to save your carats for months with a bad deck and that will be the most unfun experience everThere are many SR cards that are good, but if you get Kitasan MLB and multiple copies of these cards you have a good starting deck.Like, see >>551246447 this is a GOATed reroll. This guy can survive for a very long time even in competitive. 2-3 copies of SR cards are great.
>>551250738>Competitive uma esportsWould cygames even allow this
>>551250826Light Hello is a producer not a trainer
>>551250809I unironically don't get this strategy. I half assed 3 A+ late surger dominator aces with medium S and 1200 speed on the first day, and could not win any rooms with it
>>551250974S-Super Creek looks like THAT?!
>>551250727>has a problem in any other part of the worldOr you're poor I guess but then why are you even here
so the requirements for stam is 900 or 750 + 1 gold?
>>551242625I've never fapped to an uma beforeDober makes me want to
>>551250727Sorry, brown, but I'm in a first world country, living outside of the big city, so I literally do not have any problem.
scorpio scrimmage838595228385952283859522
>>551249447Just dodge it lmao?
Please spare me, Kingu...
>>551251082>>551251201whiter than you are. stay innocent, it's a nicer life
>>551249447I like how no one mentioned Israel
>>551251260are you gonna do more?
>No CinGray episode tomorrowI wonder if they'll adapt Star Blossom.
>>551251454they're not people
>>551251308*tips fedora*
>>551251454it's implied
>>551250809Wit was not the thing stopping hybrids from being relevant, it was the fact that you'd have to spend 300+ points on dominator instead of a skill that could give you speed or help you accelerate. And dominator only goes off if you're in a losing position in the late race since you want to pump and zoom to 5th.
>>551251308>whiter>lives in an eternal state of warI knew your nose was large
>>551250516>>551250758>>551250958alright I'll reroll, considering I've only got till the 29th to do it, nothing better to do on my holidays anyway
>>551251486Is star blossom even that far yet? I won’t seem like 60 chapters translated in some sea language
>>551251486is that manga even popular? I only heard of it cause you guys posted
>>551251201Have fun getting airdropped into Venezuela bro
>>551251486>>No CinGray episode tomorrowanon?
>>551251454They're the ones causing the wars so it doesn't countI'd side with my girl Eishin in the event of war because I love german umamusume
I thought I was finally free after preparing a bunch of aces for scorpio by skipping all prep time for libra but than I realized now I have to prep for saggitarius.Lost all motivation to keep trying, what do you do when you burn out prepping?
Can someone post a good Gutsmax deck?
>>551251817Pick myself up and do it again
>>551251797Panzer VOR!
>>551251486I doubt it
>>551251307ez +25 guts>>551250441154 runs, but a good amount of those were done before I started to farm fans. Had some shit ~700k and some great 1mil runs here and there, would say ~850k on average.
>>551251817Take it easy and do anything else?You do have a life other than gacha and 4chan, right anon?
>>551251043idk what i'm talking about>>551251559yeah that makes sensei forgot dominator activates when the race is already basically over
>>551249447You have conscription to thank for the sweepy chinkbot being born btw
>>551251906>ez +25 gutsI'm not running Riko so I can't afford the mood down.
>>551229837
>>551251987literally not true what the FUCK are you babbling about?
>>551249447So this is how umao ends....
>>551251817My triple late surger Scorpio aces with 900 Stamina + Maestro becomes the aces of Saggitarius since late without midrace are kinda shit. I hope I get my Tama-chan so I'll actually bother making an ace.
I was thinking that If the thread gets slower, I could make a new WP career for the thread to manage, but I doubt there would be any interest
>install uma on mumu player>it runs at 60fpswtf Steambros have we been missing out???
>>551251775it's over bro
>>551251987if my country ever drafts me I'm killing myself
>>551252171just make some jiggies im out of borrows
>60% W/R against the best S+ umas I collected from public lobbiesYeah I'm thinking I'm done
>>551251260scorpio scrimmage part 2 824455098244550982445509
>>551252237I'd rather play mahjong
>Parent run
>tfw my country started up conscription again>too old to be relevant to melaughing at all the angry zoomies and alpha tardsfight for a pointless war that isnt about your home country, the one you hate and wouldnt defend either
>>551251454do you have the kill all faggots version?
Bros? You were all joking about the uma rape stuff, weren't you?
>>551252185bwo of course there's no episode tomorrow even if it was still going, it aired sundays
She's too precious
>>551252324>parent>7 races by the end of classicbwo, do you even parent run?
>>551252289Congratulations.>>551252193Learn how to piss yourself and act insane unless you are from Israel with their soldiers wearing diapers
>>551252404please consult the chart
>>551252171I like your WP posts but I think it'd be too hard to crowdsource a career like that.
>>551252404Is Sirius Symboli just Symboli Rudolf (Nefarious)?
>>551252301Part 1 summary?
>>551252171well, considering how little attention your posts tend to get... yeah
>>551252404I can imagine her career teasing her poor trainer every time
>>551252424there were only 2 G1s left out of that year
>>551252193just claim you have a mental illness to dodge it ezif they ask for proof just tell them to look up your 4chan post history
>>551252301scorpio scrimmage part 3680815786808157868081578>>551252594i don't waste my time with that, i got data to analyzeparticipate on the race or spectate if you want results
>>551252193just tell them you're gay, its not like you're lying
What's with the spoiled teenager act?
>>551252391this is the only version I have
>>551252490>Learn how to piss yourselfmy dad unironically dodged drafting with this lmao. He claimed he used lemon juice to fool the officials, but I just know...
>>551252776Will you be posting the results of your analysis?
>>551252883that's the flag to correct your trainee
>>551252883Tachyon was actually a spoiled brat when it came to being fed IRLWould cause a ruckus when hungry
>>551252776why gather data here, you have the fattest sweatiest piggies at your little fingies if you just went to the rando public lobbies?Just admit you want to pub stomp a bunch of poorfags next time.
>>551252828I have slipped up that I am suicidal to my doctor already, was this a bad move?
>>551252108It's true
if i make summer maruslut is there even any point getting angling and whoring with bignigs everywhere(i can only choose one of angle and shooting because i don't own either)
>>551252883Every minute she spends not doing an experiment is a minute wasted therefore you must be a good piggy and do all of her housework and chores and cook and clean for her
>>551252162ToT
>>551252237https://jiggie.fun/LWMZy3https://jiggie.fun/LWMZy3https://jiggie.fun/LWMZy3
>>551253017She looks nice in danimaru's artstyle
>>551253071do you have your own big nig
>>551252883For me, the real Tachyon story was Cafe's story.
>>551253041>Original was based on chink code>Some sea forked it, added english an went from there>Then announced he had to stop development due to his country being a third world shit hole an she has no money>Some (potential) ruski took over, who ironically enough got conscripted 1-2 days after taking over, slowing development furtherSo no, it's not how it went and your image is super misleading and only telling half the story, if even that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cNaZxapgtk
>>551253041>Adolf Hitler indirectly caused Uma botting
>>551252883
the anon with maruzen,sky and suzuka just beats me every time we faced I don't even get how... shouldn't my guts tachyon have dueled and won in scrimmage part 2? Why didn't she?
>>551253027I really like these videos of the umas slightly moving in the framepost more please
>>551253401>he fell for the guts gaslightlollmao
>>551253481they were literally head to head and my tachyon had 700 guts, 1200 speed, medium S and procced u=ma2 so I REALLY don't get it
>>551253401Were you the 900-1000 guts Tachyon?
Shimboli?
>>551253401I don't run Seiun Sky, if you're talking about this room >>551252301 it was dominator diff
>>551253583what was the wit diff
heh, that suzuka might be 30000m ahead of me but I'll surely win because my guts is superior
>>551253607Tachyon cute…
Some of these umas should not be at Tracen, they should be at a hospital seeking psychiatric help. Mihono Bourbon is literally deluded.
>have to wait half a year for the next big nige>a year until its one i actually want suzuka shouldn't have gotten buffed so soon
>>551253701fuck off dick
>>551253727Brother, you are posting on a 4chan video game general for a gacha game.
>>551252490Eishin drives me insane (with lust)
>>551253701
>>551253756>Half a yearPalmer releases in late March. If you want Helios you should also want Palmer.
>>551253727Shut it, Bobo is a good girl
>>551253727Bro, actual athletes are fucking absolute basket casesIt's really one of the more realistic parts of the gameThem all having their own superstitions or rituals is just scraping the surfacePeople like Michael Jordan would basically induce psychosis against people he "had" to beat.
>>551253642why DO we collect shoes?
Escorted by Fuji...
>>551253393>thought this bratty attitude was a good filter>"YES MOMMY AGNES EVERYTHING 4 U"holy fucking shit mommyfaggots have no shame
Tachyon's racing outfit is visually appealing to me but I'm not a big fan of her personality
>>551253936I love her
>>551254060>Happy Holidaysahahhahahahaha knew it, amazon was right, and the yt subs were custom
>>551253895where are you getting march from i got the google doc and timeline both telling me late april/early may
>>551253629Please tell me you win in rooms literally everytime and it's not just me who gets stomped by that suzuka
>>551254060>EscortWhat a whore
Kawakami graveyard...
>>551253936just poison her before the race by offering her a drink of gasoline. You can't even be charged with any criminal intent if the person takes it in that perfectly descriptive way
>>551254092I am not a fan of Curren but I am a fan of this drawing.
>>551253036It's cool. Ask your doctor to vouch for you lmao.
>>551254176Shiddd my lack of sleep has done me in. Yeah, she releases in May. FUCK I thought it was sooner..
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GUYS :^)
>>551254162The most important holidays are things like the Solefall Faire, the Fleetfoot Festival, and the URA Finale. Horsegirls don't need any Jesuses when they're already perfect angelic pure-souled beings
>>551252496FineMo...
>>551251454>>551251797which uma would Negev be?
>>551254279Thank you, I was going to post Tachyon at first but I can't find the shitty scribble I made
>>551254162Do you even play the game? All of the in-game subtitles are Happy Holidays.
can someone please share their Rudolf deck, please?
>>551254128Me too, she's the best>>551254268One of her pre-CM magazine quotes in response to "How did you prepare for the race?" is "I drank battery juice" lemme see if I can find it
>>551254426thanks commieforniathanks mutts for ruining my fun hons game
>>551254369>unseen bubbles>happy holidayserdisgusting
>>551253727You should watch the anime of the year Toujima Tanzaburou wa Kamen Rider, insanity makes them surpass their limits
Is that scorpio scrimmage anon just testing how many of us have umas that survive murmur I do not
>>551254245I win more than 50% of the time in the public sweat lobbies so yeah, you're fine
>>551254162
Kind of a shame this game doesn't do player surveysWould leave a 1 star review criticizing Happy Holidays, but I doubt they'd give a shit
>>551254369anon, your bubble reps...
>>551254083Why would I want to feel shame? Shame feels bad. I love being an enabler. Helping people feels good.
i dont click bubbles
>>551254585Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>551254585BASED ARYANO CALLING IT CHRISTMASBASED ARYAN LOLICHAD W
>>551254369>>551254162it's technically not christmas yet, it's still fall ingame, I think they will change to actual christmas on christmastimeline shenanigans where they're accelerating but not enough to match real lifethe christmas event is in january and new years event is gonna be on February
is it just trannylators or do the japs actually find m*rry chr*tm*s that offensive?
>>551254606send an emailto cygames japan
thank you danchou for killing people as per your own rules
Oh fun, the christmas lines are out. I'll grab Digitan's and Kawakami's while I'm at it.
>>551253071Not everyone will run Suzuka. I won Virgo with double front (S. Maru and regular Suzu), there's a chance that your front will just outwit the solo bignig and if there's another one, then it should be easier to overtake since they both will die. You wanna make sure you win when you get 1st position tho so you should try and get unrestrained/final push
>I'm inLater virgins
>>551254813anon...You can hear the characters say Christmas...
>>551254585WHAT THE FUCK CYJEW CENSOR THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW>>551254813If they would the characters wouldn't literally be saying MARRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS in the show and game.>>551254804>I think they will change to actual christmas on christmasBelieve it when I see it.
Kawakami, you would have won if you weren't such a shorty.
>>551254813Combination of >japs don’t care that much>execs care too much
at least mejiro ryans lines arent the most egregious holidayification
>>551255032Cute!
>>551254870
>>551255036shareholders are not hated enough
>>551254813christmas is just a gimmick in japan to fuck and eat KFC, it's barely a real holiday
>>551254268Glug glug glug
>>551255062Based Ryan giving out power racks and dumbell sets for Christmas.
>>551254813Considering the characters say (Merry) Christmas, it's the trannylators
>>551255079onii-sama must protect her happiness at all costs
>>551255143This one's great too
I'm surprised that Santa isn't called the Winter Holidays Man.
Do they actually think SEA Muslims would touch this game?
how much stam for CM?
>>551255287Santa was invented by the Coca-Cola Company.
>>551254813it's ""localizers""the japs fucking love christmas, it's THE romance holiday excluding valentines and white day>>551255005picrel is JP's homescreen since Dec. 13I believe it's just because the timeline is still shiftedhowever, if they do change to Christmas and they still say "Happy holidays" I will send them complaints
>>551255292literally doesnt matter lmao it was never about them to begin with
>>551255098>private company>shareholders giving a shitShareholders of private companies are the least inclined to include DEI bullshit because it directly harms their bottom line
fuck you i aint making a thread
>>551255309900 and 2 golds
Digitan
>>551255309800 + 1 gold
>>551255349Naruhodo... All of the pieces are falling into place...
>>551255292anon are you being ironic right nowgacha and SEA are synonyms
>>551255309literally nobody knows. But I guess my 730 stam+corner recovery pace doesn't have enough since she never does well when they bring neichas. It's not like my 900 stamina alternative wins rooms either tho so... oh well
>>551255453
>>551255292iirc some countries from SEA like Indonesia and Malaysia have Islam as primary religion so yeah
>>551228926IM HEARING DAIWA SAYING CHRISTMAS BUT IM NOT SEEING THE TEXT CHRISTMAS IN HER MESSAGE BUBBLEWHAT THE FUCK CYJEWSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>551255589>>551255589>>551255589
>>551255625>>551255625>>551255625>>551255625>>551255625
>>5512553091000 no golds
>>551251775>>551252409manga ends next chapter
>>551255601NICE UNSEEN BUBBLES FAGET
>>551255635>>551255615bravo
>>551255615>>551255635Bravo. Bang up job fellas.
>annoying avatarfag thread or annoying avatarfag threadumazing
>>551255615>>551255635Brilliant.
>>551252193if my country tries to draft me I will just sperg out about jews and faggots and niggers corrupting everything and how they should all be killed and women should shut the fuck up and no longer have rights and only landed white men should vote and all jeets should be expelled, killed, or both. After two hours of that, combined with pissing myself, I would be free to train umas in peace.
>>551255615>>551255635>>551255632LET'S GO/VG/ IS /UMA/ CLAY
>>551255615>NTRShe's cute>>551255635Get fucked ryanfag
>>551256050You're trying to get us banished to /trash/ aren't you?
>>551254585best girl
>>551254813"Christmas" wouldn't even be a great translation because it's a Christian holiday AND a secular holiday outside Japan, whereas in Japan it's just a secular holiday. Umamusume are not Christians and do not need the holiday to refer to Christ (because they dn't care about him).Personally I would have kept it "Christmas" anyway but anons flipping out about it are just grievance addicts being idiots. It's not even close to being a hill worth fighting on.
>>551253208no
