Previous: >>551304731>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Event: Orchestra in Late AutumnCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Symboli Rudolf 3* (Alt), Gold City 3* (Alt), Tosen Jordan 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Curren Chan (SSR), Narita Brian (SSR), Kitasan Black (SSR), El Condor Pasa (SSR)12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/Merry Chrismaya
What a cute CF... But it's not mine.
>>551322369Filling Mayacchi's tiny womb with love
>slopMayano deserves better
What do we think of this midget?
>>551322492Remember that the manga is a different universe
Will you be buying?
here before the thread gets nuked
>>551322614I think she wants to travel
>>551322614Cute.
bwos... i think God is real... anyways can i play now?i have a spare MLB kita 2LB fine account if anyone wants it
>>551322737Hmmm... nyo
>>551322625I guess you can say... different umavaerse!
Post club drama
Merry Christmas you filthy animals
you retards need to post less pointless shitty pic unrels and we won't have this problem
>>551322369Slop continues to get more indistinguishable. If it wasn't for the glossy plastic shady that is so prevalent in slop and the start atop the tree, I'd say it's pretty close to being authentic.
>>551322369
does she need a recovery skill? How is straight decent worth it or no?
>>551322819Mambo
>>551322824You are watching Disney Channel
>>551322852what problem?
>>551322824Automation magic user...
>>551322810...where are her panties?
i dont feel good about posting in an ai op pic threadai stuff posted in the body of the thread can at least be hidden or ignored
>>551322824Merry Happy Winter Holidays Christmas Yule to you too I suppose.
>>551322594Was OP slop? Dude I can't tell
Merry Christmas I hate The Jews
>>551322994Oreng
>>551322949I'd like to imagine the localizers being in physical pain as they had to translate this while being unable to just slap "happy holidays" on it instead.
>>551323141>Dude I can't tellare you blind perchance?
>>551322824
>>551323237I'm your average anon
>it's another unfinished golden lead episodeno medium S too but holding this on for now until my 3rd ace is ready
>>551323160you mean happy holidays... I'm reporting your trainer ID to cygames for the C slur
>>551323160wtf Rudolf you can't be this based
>>551322948most AIs default to that style due to the lack of prompts, shit gets real difficult to distinguish when the slop makers do more than the minimum amount of effort
>>551323237Remember there are anons posting here, who get filtered by the new captcha. They may be legally retarded.
>M*rry Chr*stmas isn't censoredWTF CYGAMES I'M PULLING MY INVESTMENT
>>551323297I hate it more that they straight up removed "Christmas" on "Christmas tree" lines. I'm still fine with replacing Merry Christmas as Happy Holidays but this one may be the line
Emperor Bros can she take home Scorpio?
>>551323472Thank god we can still hear what the umas are actually saying
>>551323465
>>551323591>pumpgood luck
Opera but pergnant and needy
Please understand EN Uma translators are from California and Californians hate being greeted with Merry Christmas
>>551323632This is the main thing that bugs me. I'm not too bothered otherwise, but when you have characters saying "Merry Christmas" IN ENGLISH and "translate" it as Happy Holidays, it's almost an insult to our intelligence.
>didn't care for my bday>didn't care for xmas>only grinded uma and worked>haven't talked to anyone in 6 monthsi love uma musume
>>551323676What should he have picked?
>>551322779Ok. Is this a good skillset?Runaway, A&S, concentration, taking the lead, swinging maestro, left hand, unrestrained, and groundwork?
>>551323591>Pump but no midrace to get to 6th>No Med SReroll
>>551323472That was so retarded. Some lines about the Christmas tree still makes sense but others are just weird
early aislop thread :(
>>551323907Didn't ask keep sucking that umanko
>>551323141Yes. The subject's pose and the plastic sheen which covers her immediately identify it as low-quality, zero-effort sloppa. Briefly surveying the background, you can see terrible detailing on the fire, the fireplace guard, the wreath on the mantlepiece, the mantlepiece itself, the present ribbons, the Christmas tree decorations, and the star on top of the tree. A cursory inspection of the subject reveals terrible detailing on the snowflake pattern, the neck ribbon, the bell, the chest ribbons, the base of her left pinky finger, and her eyelashes. Sloppa. Extremely bad sloppa at that.
>>551323429
I listened through the Christmas lines of every other uma I have, didn’t get any others who call it “this holy night”. Who have I missed?
>unity team goes from B to A and then S on the same turneh?
What the fuck is a horse
>>551324001Yeah, but that's the bare minimum and the weaker Suzukas are the ones that have to drop 300+ SP on maestro. You should try getting enough stamina to only have to buy a single white (800/450) or no recoveries at all (900/450)
>>551324294A featherless quadruped.
>>551323591maestro is overkill, no med S, no no stopping me, it will have like a 15% winrate on round 2
>>551322951race stamina bros...please i can't brick this one
Umas for this feel?
>>551322951>>551324415No you don't. I'm running a pace chaser at 894 stam with no recovery skills and she's doing just fine
>>551322824sweepy please cast the white christmas spell on my penis please
>>551324365>an uma is an ushihmmm....
>>551324350These are my stats. I already got maestro for debuffers just in case.
This is such a cool reference. Daiwa’s mother was called Scarlet Bouquet, hence the flowers.
>>551324365Behold, a horse.
>>551322369>The replacement of Christmas with Holidays is the degradation of culture and history! It is an outrage! It shows a complete disregard for humanity as it was, decency, and respect for one's fellow man!>*goons to AI porn*
>Finally 3*>Perfect run>1200 speed 700 wit>Looks like Im getting 6 gold skills for TT>gold skill from popping blue balls>4 double circle>3 Team jobs to Riko's team
>>551324197Say it anons
never kill yourself
>bring smart falcon card for guaranteed groundwork>still miss groundwork because smart falcon never shows up once the entire runthis game is really good
>>551324449In what way? Being a little cutiepie that’s always screwing up? Probably Rice.
>>551322951You don't but your wit is really low, but for Oguri it's probably fine
i like how this effort into actually removing any CHRISTMAS lines on a freaking mobile game just vindicates christians more
>>551324558The elusive good Tachyon post…
>>551324546Without maestro you finish the race with 200+ HP which is enough of a cushion against a full set of murmur + flustereds. You unironically would have been better off spending those points on midrace because your wit is on the lower end. She's not bricked by any means but she is going to lose sometimes to good fronts.
Doubt I'll get better than this before finals. Guaranteed Groundwork (not using Groove or Falco, so have to rely on unreliable inheritances), enough stam/guts to tank Stinkies, and capped speed if you factor in the green. Wit is low, power is low, but I don't know how to get much better.
>>551322369How do I build Maru? Is she like BAKUSHEEN where she only needs Speed, Wit and goon to work?
>>551324691I kind of want to after this year
Can I get a fact check on my interpretation.Late-race recoveries are bad because even if the uma has enough HP to run at max speed until she gets the proc, she assumes it won't happen and runs slow enough to last without it.When the recovery does happen, she now accelerates to her true spurt top speed, but this is after a lot of wasted time.But the recalculation was only added in the 1st anniversary, that means that before the 1st anniversary she would never update her top speed so late-race recoveries were completely useless.Did the balance change add this recalculation or does, for example, triple 7s do literally nothing on tennosho spring?
>>551324732I'm to stupid to run high wit card decks, I run 3 speed 2 stam rico...
>>551324558They hated Tachyon because she told the truth.
>>551324552Do NOT baby in this thread
>>551322951according to seriru (aka witgod), 1300 stam+guts is enough. I've seen Suzuka's with 800 stamina finish the race no problem.
>>551324853depends on what kind of maru and what you're using her for
I'm still trying to build a Tachyon like this guy did, but it requires hitting Fast Learner (and getting the greens from Mejiro Ardan/Fine Motion)
>>551324749It’s even more ludicrous when all the voicelines still clearly contain “Christmas”, and some with even more Christian phrasing than that.
>>551324876Correct interpretation. Spurt recalc was added on 11/11 but its still a less-than-ideal situation for the reasons you set out.
>first Suzuka ace runAnd now I'm off for The Holidays
If your umamusume (horse girl) does not have a 1200/1000/1200/800/1200 statline with 2 gold recoveries she’s a brick.
>>551324941Sorry!!! I won’t be too active anyways because I have relatives coming!!!!
>>551325113Did you get danchou's permission for your Christmas break?
YOU WILL HAVE A JOLLY MERRY CHRISTMAS.
>>551325068yeah, its pathetic even putting that much effort into removing it, just vindicates people that thinks youre a demon scared of Jesus Christ
>>5513248533 speed (Kita, borrowed Biko, Brian)2 guts (Urara and Bijin)1 stamina (Creek)I stopped using Riko, fuck that bitch
>>551325113Nice carrot, good job.
>>551324691Don't tell me what to do
>>551325148That’s ok, babyposter anon. I hope you have a nice day.
>>551325234>Chr*stmas
>>551324749>Double standard against Christians for no good reason >Not faithfully translating what the characters are saying for no reasonThere is some over lap but this decision pisses off 2 distinct groups of people.
>>551324691I had to spark for Kitasan, this time I'm really gonna do it
>>551325306Thank you and you too!! I’ll surely let everyone know when it’s time to go!
>>551324839Do you NEED Groundwork?
Gib Feno wife
>>551325410BACK OFF!She's mine.
>>551325474I used to not like Grass that much but she’s probably in my top 3 now. Total cutie.
>>551325474fatass
>>551325503No.
>>551324853MLB KSB/your next best speed card/Riko/wit Bourbon/your best wit card/Falcon power.
>>551325410You receive Feno wife for christmas but only if you can beat >>551325503 in a fight
Who's your favorite gold?
>>551325215******mas? I would never>>551325269Thanks! I only had 5* medium so I'm glad I got something worthwhile first try
>>551325565Only top 3?
>>551325408it helps and it's cheap. .2 accel right away, my wit is low so the .4 accel from TTL isn't guaranteed, but GW is. My power is low too, so I need all the accel help I can get on soft track, would much prefer 900-1000 power instead of 860.
Is it bigger brain to run a Dominator or Nice Nature
>>551325652Cool
put her in
Can I get some Uma songs that don't sound like idol songs? Stuff like Excellent Condition, Yukoma Romance, Marvelous Sunday Time
>doing team trials>get distracted>forget I'm not doing Unity Cup for a moment>lose the team race>get ready to freak the fuck out over a ruined run>suddenly remember it's just team trials>calm down but still feel slightly more tiredAnyone else?
>>551325782Don't get your hopes up
Praying with MaruzenskyGoing to church with MaruzenskyHolding hands to say grace before Christmas dinner with Maruzensky
>>551325903I got to do what I got to do.
>>551325084Thanks. Do you know what this one means though?The speed I understand, it first checks like 25m/s and then 24.9, and 24.8 and so on, but it also seems to check distance which I don't understandis that the "spurt delay" where instead of going at 20m/s the whole late-race it goes at 22m/s but 200m after the start of late-race?what is the distance step size if I'm right?
>>551325565>obsessive weeaboo>abusive to her peers>fatShe's literally 4chan the Uma
terrible borrow runim taking a 12 hour break before i finish the other two
>>551325930I don't remember posting this.
>>551324790I have a really good Suzuka as front and she can’t just overtake runaways despite the fact I am running a debuffer targeted to fronts/pace. This game can be ridiculous.
>>551325782GO get her pal
this is how good slop looks like
>>551325965nobody knows what that means but basically, having low wit means your uma might choose to just go really slow because she cant judge the distance correctly
>>551325930TWO MONTHS UNTIL I ADD HER TO MY STABLE
I'M GONNA DO IT
First time retaining this bitch.
>>551325827https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7J5_70j5fMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cr1wBvhBw4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRy-MGdFtH8
I have been a Fenomeno fan since day 1. I am amongst brethren.
i look like this irl
>>551325965It isn't clear, but if we cross-ref gametora's race mechanics guide (https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-mechanics#last-spurt) it is probably referring to spurt delay. Not sure what the step size is.
>>551326113>Four toes
>>551326139FUCK TURF QUEENS
>>551326139
I think I might be ready for Scorpio.>inb4 BUHIThose are my only 2 S-Ranks ever. Thank you to the Toreina-san that told me to go for more wit on Suzie. 2nd wit card only really got me an extra 1-200 wit but it made capping speed with only one fkn speed card somehow easier once I got used to running 2 wit cards (vs. a 2nd power card or Riko)
>>551326121I love my autistic brown wife. She is very considered
>>551325037Base Maru, just want another front girl>>551325268>>551325642>Tfw I have none of those cards beside Blacked KitaSo..3 speed and 2 guts? My legacies are still a bit shite atm, should I bring 4 speed card go guarantee a 1000+ speed stat? Also, why stam? Shouldn't I go for power or wit to avoid being stuck or jobbing to duels?
>>551326348>lost to Oguri and RudolfYou didn't beat Turf Queens
>>551326348Turns out you were turf enough to take on the challenge.
>>551326301hey
>>551326410For regular Maru its pace forgot to mention
>>551326301I need you
>>551326348The grey beast remains at the top.
>>551326132Based, I selected her at launch, so worth it. I’m getting Rice Shower for the anniversary so I can finally have all of her grandkids.
>>551325970She's also mentally competent, though. Doesn't entirely fit
>>551326364Congrats anon, that's a strong looking team.
>>551326364soulless team
>>551326364GETTING AN S RANK IS NOT WHY YOU'RE BUUHI BUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII OINK OINK TAKE MY GRUBBY MUNNY CYGAMES THROW ALL THE CARDS IN THE TROUGH SLURP SLURP OINKY OINKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>551326541>PaceWhat? Her Pace affinity is shit anon, what are you on?
>>551326364I HATE 20% SPD NIGGAS
>>551326364>Creek without buying MaestroIt may be worth trying a few runs borrowing MLB Seiun Sky for Escape Artist (and a guest parent loaded with groundwork sparks). Alternatively, you can wait for the SSR Helios coming out just before the CM, although that's a power card.
Will Rainy Days work in Scorpio or just Wet Conditions?
They’re here!! Good night friends and merry Christmas!!
>>551326875Both work
>>551326875You can see the greens here as always: https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/champions-meeting
>>551326651I don't regret my choice of selector (Suzuka lol), but after discovering /uma/ and all the shitposting going around Marusexy (this was during Taurus prep when she was being nonstop glazed), she really grew on me. And she's an S tier parent, I will collect her and Seiun Sky and Dober all one day.
>>551326348>Anon got raped by the ice skating sesbiansLMAO
>>551326119>>551326332thanks, I checked a few saved races I had and I think it might be 30mmost of them were from Libra, which is 3000m, but some were from career races that were 2400m and 2500m so I don't think it's length-dependent
>>551326958>>551326997Thank u
Merry Kris S!
Merry christmas umadachis
>>551325827https://youtu.be/BqMq43k9UCAhttps://youtu.be/zX766xs4ywQhttps://youtu.be/mvE3Z_cPqnYhttps://youtu.be/9-gObo7LPuwhttps://youtu.be/ybQ_ObZ9BaA
Why do getting double circles on distance corners/straightaways suddenly more important now than getting single circles?
The Americans are coming
You wouldn't a boy, would you anon?
>>551327347I cant read that bro. You gotta translate that for me.
>>551326806You need to borrow THAT Oguri parent with tons of pace sparks, but its worth it. She can win 20-40% of the front and pace heavy lobbies. 100% winrate vs late and end lobbies guess thats good enough for me.
>>551326119>>551325965What the fuck, that estimation is affected by wit?I've been playing for five months how the fuck am i still uncovering deeper layers to these mechanics
Sex with Triple Tiara mares!
>>551326674TY>>551326770The only soulless part is Suzie. I wanted to run Team America but I cannot for the life of me get a good high-roll on either Pasa variant. I'll keep trying. Only problem is I have a better deck for Fantasy Pasa (1LB FM vs 3LB Neicha) and I don't think I can afford to borrow MLB FM and still have a good deck for pace OG Pasa. Not without going full stamina sparks at least.>>551326775BUHI BUHI OINK OINK>>551326820I do too.t. Bourbon lover>>551326828Yeah I didn't bring Creek for Maestro, I never have the SP to afford it. She's just for the initial stamina and a few friendship trainings per run to hit 850-900. I'm already using a dump truck filled with Groundwork sparks. This time I got lucky and ended up with Lv5 hint but I've had a lot of runs where I get nothing but Falco's hint.If I borrow Seiun Sky I might get agemasen'd on Escape Artist (worst fucking feeling ever) and then I'd have to use 3LB Vodka or one of the MLB SRs instead.
My triple pacer team is going to get raped
Which anon is the biggest BUHI BUHI?
i still have not read the event story
>>551327004She’s a legend for all the best reasons. Extremely fun quicks, canonically one of the fastest umas/horses ever, isn’t boastful about it and just wants to inspire others, has ties to some of my other favourite characters, top 3 hottest girls in the series, drives a fucking Lamborghini, and now on top of all that I learn she’s also a tradwife type with traditional ideals for Christmas. She’s just the best.
>>551326775Tokai Teio wouldn't say that.
>>551326364>That Rice sparks>That Nature sparks
>>551327604That botter in Eden
Don't see any more replies coming in so it's time to close the poll. Straight Up Retard has been chosen to represent /uma/! This concludes everything divegrass related so I will not be bothering you anymore. Thanks for supporting the team once again, and have a Merry Kris S.
>>551327456it's an RNG game and WIT is your luck stat, that's why it's such a massively important statthere's also a random speed modifier during the early and mid race that is dependent on your WIT
I went ice skating alone, anons!I only fell on my ass once
>>551327604
>>551327485>The only soulless part is Suzie.meta suzukameta taikimeta generic dominatorno.
>>551327432You're going to get bred little bro
>>551327754They will release a Breeder Cup scenario with hot american rival umas?
>>551326775Teio would be a Buhi herself
>>551327681That's not an anon though
>>551327604there is one who MLBs every literal who event card like zenno rob roy speed or curren chang I think that's probably him
>>551327746NTA but Hybrid Dominators are not meta
>>551327876Isnt there an anon in Eden?
>>551327678We had free pulls on Riko/Rice and I rolled until spark hoping to get even a single fucking copy of SSR Riko. I did not.The real BUHI in my deck is unironically VODKA. and she was the fkn ticket pull when I made my account, 2 spooks, and a fucking luckshit daily pull on her banner
Here goes nothing, I guess
>>551327681>THAT!? botter in Edendo you have the slightest idea of how little that narrows it down?
>>551328145I know
>>551327920Thank you Ralkos
ALL I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS WAS A MIDGET SLUT AND SOME CRYBABY LOSER
>>551328124your wit?
As a contrarian, I ignored R Riko for too longShe's better than a 1LB SSR Tazuna I think
>>551328145If you know you know.
>>551328317
you will be here to celebrate Christmas with your fellow trainers, right anon?
>>551327485>I'm already using a dump truck filled with Groundwork sparksThen maybe wait for the SSR Helios and give it a few shots in place of Falco if you're bored. It trades stamina bonus for skill point bonus, which may come in clutch
>>551328316Tazuna is really only usable at 3LB, and only if the rest of your deck is already perfect. MLB R Riko/1LB SSR has inflated value (and actual utility) because of the scenario link boost to all her events.
>>551328475yea
>>551324595I had a run the other day where I had 5 double circles on the Zenith prediction and lost four of the five. I just kind of stared at the screen for 10 seconds
>>551328475I can drink tonight
>>551328480TY I'll give it a shot. Gotta hope I can find an MLB to borrow, I need to save carats for V.Bourbon.
>>551328480Is SSR zoomer good?
an attempt was made>why are you making an akebono medfuck you, that's why
>>551328475As a gift, I'm gonna try and push my club to A rank, as danchou
>>551328475of course
>>551327639>top 3 hottest girls in the gamewho're your picks for the other two?
>>551327953I've yet to see her even fire it off. If she manages to ever use it, it will be because she fucking DIED.
>>551328578Some umas have big tits for no reason. She’s one, so is Bakushin.
Scorpio room56195962come try your aces against my staminalets
>4 30 energy rest before first summer campOKUBO, you filthy faggot, leave me alone. For 7+ days your shitty game throws one shitty career after another at me.
>>551328524do you know any details about said scenario link? how much stat gain etc does it affect? I have 0 SSR Rikos and one (1) R Riko. I've been using the latter as a mood down heal and stamina gain, I get about 80-120 stam per career with it, but I ALSO have mlb Aoi which outperforms Riko by every metric except stamina gain. So I wonder if she wouldn't be better, sometimes.
>>551328124why are your suzuka and yeppers not uncapped
>>551328959Now I think about it it’s tougher to narrow down than I thought. It’s between Air Groove, King Halo, Vodka, Daiwa, Winning Ticket, and Gold Ship (hair down). But Maruzensky has to be at or near the top.
MY 1LB SUZUKA IS IN SPD MORE THAN MY MLB KSB AYIEEEEEEEE 2 FUCKING SPARKS
>>551328847Not really, but it's arguably a preferable source of Escape Artist over SSR Seiun Sky
>>551324197I don't remember everyone that said it, but a few of them also mention 聖なるよる as well. Zenno zob also briefly talks about the origin of Santa and how nice it was, as expected.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkNf9nvbgXo
>>551329408Didn't finish Suzuka event. Didn't grind all of yeppi event yet, doing more than one career a day is tiresome..
TL note: Kurisumas means Holidays
>>551329660those are some big cocks
>>551328738People way too invested in the game reroll bot accounts on every banner until MLB to have a guaranteed guest borrow for each card. Give it a day and you'll find something in chronogenesis
>>551322614Why does she need the knife?
:D
>>551322614Would take on a kino journey
>>551322824I'm tired sweepy. how do I join the botnet?
>>551329610Very interesting, I’ll need to give more of these videos a look. I’m absolutely smitten with the characterization in this game, it’s so good.
>>551329823That's insane to think about, never thought of it ever
>>551329016Christ my Suzuka slurped cum so hard she wasn't in first until early race ended lmfao.>not enough skillsTazuna shut the fuck up>>551329345Aoi will be better at being a pal card (TE, Failure Protection, Energy)Um. For MLB SSR Riko's post-URA event it says +20 stam +20 guts and +27 skill points. I know she gives more stamina than that but I don't remember how much. I think she gives 30 or 40?
>>551329786
>>551329660why tf is the bgm so sad bwoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfVZAWcOpHY
>>551329016Post the full results/decks ho>staminaletThe Ogurin you ran had 950 stamina!
>people complaining about trannylators putting 'happy holidays'you should have known the localization team was full of faggots from the start
>>551329016sorry I'm really slow using paint
>>551330265Helios and Bijin are an exception. Half the shit they say is gibberish even in Japanese.
>>551330189Because it fits with the thought that you can't touch their legs
>>551330265>global is just AmericansUnfortunately this is not true no matter how much I want it to be
>>551330265now compare it to the jp text
man, this CM is looking grim. Nothing I'm making feels strong and I just keep losing in rooms. RIP
>>551322824Merry Christmas brat
>>551330451SEXWA Scarlet and... a boy
>>551330298Your Taiki tanked 2 dominators and the hesitant pace on my Suzie. She fucks.
>>551330114Here's another one for you Maruzensky bro but not in Global yet. I was skimming because I'm going to make something to eat but I remembered Durandal was one of them.
>switch my digitan that i built as a late surger (actually only slick surge) into a pace chaser>win my first roomwtf
she don't look like a boy to me...
>>551330265>you should have known from the start'Happy Holidays' has been in the game since day 1 (see senior late dec events). No one is surprised about this.
>>551330451>looks at daiwa's legsSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX I WANT DAIWA THIGH JOB DAIWA FOOT JOB>look at vodka's legs...merry christmas to you too
>>551330265Helios is just translating Japanese slang and gibberish to Western slang and gibberish.
>>551330451Gay. Are these outfits any good?
>>551330361Even yeppers? That's surprising
>>551330451
>>551330298>pump taikiD-Did it work?
>starts a duel>robs you
>>551330649Good for a wank
>>551330613why the green hair?
>>551330649Bad tail anatomy
>>551330745WHAT ARE THOSE
>>551330265>no one arguing in the thread for hours>fine I'll do itYou're not samefagging too are you?
>>551330426it says no capu fr fr in the jp ver? based zoomer nips
>>551330669She's got the Japanese equivalent of a "hick" accent and uses weird words.
>>551330574Damn. Cold line.
>>551326348oguri literally cannot lose this. what the fuck.
>>551326602canon digitan would of course wreck oguri's shit
>>551330451>Daiwa alt with pitsI WILL ROLL BUHI BUHI
>>551330937She is peak (as in Cap).
>>551330852I'm waiting for the club drama due to flatlining on Christmas
>>551330950Mhm... nyo.
Consider posting Umas instead of responding to bait.
Did Oguri Cap produce any good children?
>>551330261and look how well she did!Is stamina, dare I say it... le gaslight?
>>551326204I like the first one. Also detecting some character bias...>>551327279Damn these are all pretty good
>>551331110Can I request umas with their hair untied? I like seeing how different they look, and just how much of it they really have.
Vodka is such a cutie
>>551331213>no medium Sglueguri cap
>>551331213Damn biggest staminalet I've seen in this thread so far
>>551330773no and most of the time she does hit it, it's already over
>>551330451>snowboarding ult and victory animationTHE COOLEST
>>551331131No, he was good at running, but not as good at sex
>>551329425yeah it's frustratingly hard to pin down. King Halo and Maruzensky are 2 of the slots for me, but the third varies between Creek, Bakushin, Grass, and Kawakami Princess (her eyes holy shit).
>>551331131Nah, he was total anomly. One of a kind horse.
>>551331213Power might unironically be...meaning my Taiki and Asswonder are both glue...
>>551331213is power a scam stat? if the racecourse doesn't have many uphills and you have the effective accels then whats the point?
>>551330451She looks so cute
>>551330451that's literally a boy on the right
>hit every late skill>lose anywaythat seems painful
What are the chances we get free carats for Christmas? I am 2.5k short of being able to spark Kitasan
>>551331080Be patient
Hello /uma/. High ranking Mambo official here. I can't say much for fear of compromising my position, but you can believe that I have the dancho's ear. You can call me Qambo. Big things are coming. Re-read the 'umarkers'. Who funds the Tracen PMCs? Carrot occupied government - COG? Deep research UMAI project. 2026 will be 'new.' Trust the plan. The Goddesses are watching.
So if runaway in the lobby = power goes to trash, wit game is enabled?
Will /uma/club have spots for umaooo refugees next year?
>>551330649vodka's has NSM so you'll basically have to use that if you want to use vodka
>>551331598Oh yeah, Bakushin is an especially underrated beauty.
>>551331328I would love to date Vodka
>>551331771You didn't do careers yesterday V----c, you fucker I know it's you
what are they doing
>>551331950Back in your chair, Machine.
>>551331949just look at how breathlessly beautiful she is here. You almost forget she's certifiably retardedpart of what makes her cute
>>551332047Whatever it is, I want to be in the middle
>>551331771You know there are only 2 officers, right?
>>551331949>>551332215Bakushin being such a genki retard is at least half of why she's so fucking cute.
>>551331213Capped speed is mandatory. Or at least within 25 of it. I haven't seen a winner with less than 1175 speed.
Body stockings are hot
>>551331771Haha, “Cumbo”.
>>551331213you are fucking retarded
MY FIRST MEDIUM SIN 13 FUCKING ATTEMPTS, EVERY FUCKING BORROW SINCE SATURDAY, FUCKING WASTEDI HATE THIS SHIT SO FUCKING MUCH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MERRY CHRISTMAS TO NO ONE
holy shit its Christmas
>>551332215What’s strange is that for the longest time I just had this idea in my head that Bakushin was totally flat chested, probably because it matched her genki personality, but no, she’s actually reasonably stacked. Perfectly middle of the road by uma standards.
>>551332639Anon I'm so sorry... You won't even break 900 speed now..
>>551332307Two 'officers,' four 'Kings,' yet only one crown. Does it rest easy, or Does the crown weigh too Much? Why is the flatliner allowed to live? Think about what you're not watching. The Derby, yes, but also...?>>551332006My identity... is legion.
>>551332447>>551332447Cafe is sexy
>>551332639WAOW!
>>551332639HAPPY HOLIDAYS ANON
>>551332651She's not stacked, but they're so perky. Also armpits.
>>551332550It's Machan!
>>551332639oguri cap is baby jesus and all 4 wise men came to visit her cradle on this blessed day. merry christmas.
>>551332639Prepare for the worst low roll run in your life
>>551332787She’s so cute. I will leave her carrots and coffee tonight
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
>>5513326397 mood downs1 rainbow in summer (not 1 rainbow turn, just 1 rainbow)
>>551332575some people die of thirst>>551332639others drown
>>551332927Holy fuck those hips.
>>551332575>He didn't run his own trainee against those twoYour own fault.
>>551332639The monkey paw curls
It's a Christmas for the boys
>>551333096BAKU SHIN SHIN!
>>551333078good trainer this one
Hey fellow trainers, I know Bakushin is really cute but can you stop glazing her? Shes getting too confident and forgot her bra during a race and has been accidentally flashing the audience when taking a corner.
>>551333480She can't help it, she's tarded.
>>551333480she does that on purpose don't worryall class prez characters are exhibitionists it's on the archetype
>>551333480Communication is important, anon. That being said I don't think Bakushin will understand your intentions and might scold you for being impure and perverted.
Why does https://stacalc.hf-uma.net/ say that a full 1200stats runaway have 0.0% spurt rate and missing 898staminaWhile umalator gives it 100% spurt rate?
>>551333480That wouldn’t be possible. Bakushin would become a blushing stuttering mess if you acknowledged her beauty or sexuality or femininity in any way. She’s a pure retard that only thinks about speed and class repping.
>>551332967
EXACTLY 1 year until we get this Slurpable Bakushin O https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0ECObyIaX8
>Merry Christmas-desu!>Happy HolidaysOK now I'm mad too.
>suddenly bakushin loveBring her to CM you fags
>>551333152DO YOU NOT SEE MY OTHER MILE UMA GET THIRD? IF I SWAPPED HER TO MEDIUM THE MILE TEAM JUST LOSES THEM RETARD, FUCK YOU AND YOUR PREACHY ATTITUDE>>551333214FUCK THIS ANON>>551331771FUCK YOUR ATTENTION WHORE CLUB DISBAND ALREADY >>551331346AND FUCK YOU
>>551333926I don’t think anybody dislikes her, she simply has her moments to be topical.
>>551333926But her CM isn't until next time
Dober is a dog person. I think I will roll for her now.
>>551334095She can run in any CM fronts are strong, even this one.
>>551331131no, but he did produce that one rule
>>551332575>Kitasan Black>MediumDeserved
>>551333884>happy holidays>still no christmas tree in the backgroundSOULLESS
When is seeking the pearl? My horse needs her 2nd girlfriend who doesn't beat her up.
>>551334238
>>551334358Taiki is very cute too.
>>551334238You just know
>>551334238Air Groove is just effortlessly gorgeous, holy shit.
>>551334345Wait it is a map?! I thought she was at a power table or something similar. That's disappointing.
>>551334238The mares are always so cute bwos...
>>551334491Shes marking a map because she keeps getting lost in your eyes anon.
>>551333884>>551334339Fuck it, I'm doing something about it.https://support.umamusume.com/contact/If you click Support -> Contact Us from within the game it'll prepopulate your Trainer ID, OS version, app version, etc. This shit's ridiculous. Who exactly are the localizers worrying about offending? Kikes don't spend money on gacha anyways. I don't know any other cameljockies that get offended at READING Merry Christmas.
>>551334238>YJK uma
>>551334345HOLY FUCKAUSTRALIA IS CANON????
>>551334609I don't care enough to do this, but good luck anonbwo
>>551334417>>551334610Degenerates.
>>551334638THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD RACE HORSES FROM AUSTRALIA OF FUCKING COURSE ITS CANON
Dober? I hardly knew her!
>>551334609I just don't get why it bothers you guys so much sorry
>>551332423I have won sometimes with this one it's just rare. The taiki (which would also get some snarky comments because of low stamina and low power) does better on average in rooms without neichas.I made her because I wanted to see if high power or extra 150 stamina does anything at all and it doesn't look like it's good.
>>551331867At least one. Danchy just rolled out the Christmas race with carats for everyone that joins which is funny because it’s a Bakushin exclusive Long race and she’s being spammed right now which makes me wonder how many of these are my clubmates
>>551334420I need her
Why are they looking at Oguri Cap like that?
>lol bakushin love >maybe i should make her an ace->picrelMmmmmmmmmmm never mind
>>551334754WHY ISN’T PHAR LAP AN UMA YET THENI WANT TO HEAR AN UMA SAY "GDAY CUNT"
>>551331867whats happening to umaooo
fast honse
And she jobbed and got 3rd place at YasudaI feel that, without fully maxxed cards I really can't commit to your strats yet, I think I should have swapped the guts card for another speed card
>a single Special Week panelfinally, CG went from mediocre shonenshit to an ok manga
Merry Christmas dacchis Remember to fight back against it "Happy Holidays" faggotry
Haha would you look at that....
Why are my only choices to be mean to her?
>>551334939Reminder that horses are physically incapable of getting drunk so she will down that whole pint like it’s nothing and order another.
Matikanefukukitaru
>>551335219Real Nice Nature would just throw it on my face, then ask if I want some.
>>551335262"Download it" is what she wants you to do thoughbeit.
>>551335219
so what this fuji event is all about? which difficulty should I choose if I want to make an ace but don't want to job accidentally?
>>551335219*SLAPS THAT SHIT TO THE GROUND*
>>551335219wow it's like im really with my girlfriend on christmas eve
>>551334974She just devoured an entire buffet off-screen.
>>551335172Isn't spechud supposed to be a kid at CG timeframe? Since Teio is still a runt
>>551335004Find out next year bwo!
>>551335219incredible how this guy went from doing porn to doing wholesome stuff, It's usually the other way around
>>551335291There’s Zenyatta, an American mare who loves beer, so while umas can’t get drunk they can still like the taste of it
>>551335219The game the camera moves makes me think of a certain hentai animation studio, you know the one
Why is "merikuri" blocked in the club chat.
>>551334974>umapyoi densetsu plays in the back
>>551335694There was a timeskip
>>551335453Proof?
>>551335219That kiss is way off from being romantic but I'm not surprised by the author
>>551335219>the wholesomeness of Wife Nature cured this guy's porn addiction
>>551335707This is more fucked up than any degenerate porn it hurts the heart...
>>551335745It makes you wonder if alcohol laws wouldn’t apply to umas. Could an (assumedly) underage uma like Urara for instance order a beer, since it will have no effect on her?
>>551335826Is "iku" blocked?
>>551329016New Scorpio Christmas Room!84325897subbed in a random late surger instead of the S rank oguri
>>551335826Filter is more of a K-State person. Try “merkvri” anon. T@alk1ng l1k3 th1s 1n ch@t sh0uld be sec0nd natvre by n0w
>>551335861
>>551335707>>551335784>>551335875can a brotha have some sauce?
>>551336087I remain unconvinced.
>>551335962
>>551335836Oh, that explains it. Why Symboli still the prez tho? She's supposed to be an old hag at this point
AAAAAARGHHHH
>>551336136
Spechan WON!
Merry Christmas to you guys
>>551335219Is this Anna Anon?
>>551335028fast orange
>>551336238Umas don’t age.
>>551336087The moment i lay my head on that pillow i too will know the glory and mercy of shiraoki-sama
>>551336031There’s probably alcohol that could make an uma drink but would knock a regular man out with a cup. Maybe because of that, there’s still laws against it until they’re at least 20/21? >>551336126>>551336425Nyes https://x.com/thesafeannaanon/status/2003608312101888386
>>551336313Please disregard this previous post. The trainer in possession of this device was overreacting to an affectionate trainee.
>>551335578thanks, can always count on /uma/ when it comes to talking about the video game
>>551336418Merry Christmas!
niche question but any idea what the IP uma uses on desktop to connect? I want to let it bypass my vpn
>>551336712*punts*
i made it to christmas without listening to padoru i win
Anon Tachyon is in heat again so I need you to fuck her cause our trainer is a homophobic human woman!
Merry Kris S
/uma/, I have my Seiun Sky god run right now. S in medium and turf. I need some advice with my final skills because the only thing is I didn't get Groundwork like I planned.Skills like No Stopping Me and It's On basically aren't going to do fucking anything for a front runner, right? What would you take, compared to my options Rushing Gale, Up-Tempo, Medium Corners, Vanguard Spirit, Frontrunner Straightaways, Leader's Pride, Tail Held High, All I've Got, Victoria Plancha...?I've got everything else I want like Professor, Swinging and Escape Artist.
>>551335707>>551335905>>551335903This guy stuff was never that heavy, it was away on the cute side, it was mostly shota stuff and competitive gyaru 3-somes/cutesy sexual coaching.His vault girl model is hella cute, a AGP anon milked me to her
Wishing you a short and stacked, marvelous christmas, umadacchis!
>>551336319Alright. You got me.
>>551336591>He wasn't around for golshi modeIt's literally the same thing, so the difficulty spike shouldn't bar you from making a good ace. If you're really concerned just use Showtime for parent runs only.
>>551335578difficulty 5
>>551337030>If you're really concerned just use Showtime for parent runs only.I barely clear parent runs on normal mode though
>>551336820Leave it to me, I won't fail
>>551336951I looked it up and I’m seeing a lot of futa though?
>>551336081shouldn't have subbed in rudolf lmao
rember
>>551336820Send me your adress, Tachyon will go through her 101th pregnancy, you have my word!>>551334609>>551334691>>551334807I just find this very odd, the same issue happens during the career xmas event, they shove some xmas decoration into your office, but say holidays instead.Which blue haired fattie localized this game?
>banking on TWO skills to go off for groundwork>that questionable powerBUT IT WAS MY FIRST MEDIUM S all week, so GOOD LUCK AT THE CM GRANNY!
I hope this wife nature is good enough
>>551337356>you can continue doing runs for smaller infinite rewards what are the rewards
>>551335905If you think about it logically its just still porn, but for the soul. You are still left out thinking with "what if" scenarios which then leave you empty inside. In fact it might be even more destructive than porn.
>>551337195Jobbing a parent run is better than jobbing an ace run because you can get good sparks even if the affinity is not the best. If you job an ace run it's over because not only do you have shit affinity, but you also can't buy all the skills you want as a parent.
This is the uma you will spend the entirely of Christmas and Christmas Eve with. https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_CharactersIt is a given that the two of you will engage in wild unprotected risky sex during that time, so what other activities do you have in mind that you would like to do with your Uma?
>>551336923Please /uma/, I'm begging. Irrelevant lust-provoking image?
>>551337632That's not my oshi...
>>551337356by the chart the most efficient strat is doing 13 double tp runs at level 3, assuming the difficulty is actually somewhat challenging
>>551337632>got an uma that doesnt exist
>March CM on jp>Race venue information to be released at a later dateIs that normal?
>>551337578>Rapes you
>>551337632Souka…
>>551337632YESWE ARE GOING TO SECURE THE MEJIRO BLOODLINE, AND WRESTLE FOR POSITION
>>551337632This isn't TeioAnd to be frank, I don't know who she is
>>551337632https://umamusu.wiki/Rice_ShowerI would tell her that she's very cute.
>>551337785means its a new track
>>551337632...who??
>>551337632Spending the entirety of the 2 days at the race track
>>551336765Are you happy now?
>>551337785no, first time it's happened
>>551337632the christmas tree costume stays on
>>551337567I was in a room where an Ace Nature absolutely obliterated everyone. meanwhile I have yet to win a single room match. I am definitely 100% cooked this CM.
Wtf bwos she's so moe
>>551337632>stegoDon't like her as a partner, but she's a top tier drinking buddy for sure, the sex will be nice too I geuss
>>551337632>Wonder AcuteWho?https://umamusu.wiki/Wonder_Acute#tabber-tabpanel-Main-0She's not even playable
>>551337632God bless.
>>551336951I was speaking generally, not specifically his art only. >>551337578...yeah actually. That's a good way to put it. Fuck.
>>551336923>No ground workMein Führer... it's glue...
>>551337319so lets addreess the elephant in the room... how do I deal with runaway suzuka? Do I have to bring some dominators that are actually dedicated fronts debuffers with hesitant and stuff instead of umas built to win?
>>551338082But but... This is the best horse I've ever trained, man...
>>551337945The weak must fear the strong
biggus dictus
Quick rundown on the Kiseki event?
>>551337632Licky-chan love
>>551336923>no groundwork glue >took maestro and curvature before anything else massive waste of waste of sp for this cm>doesnt know how no stopping me can work for front runners I suggest picking another ace
>>551338021she also looks GORGEOUS compared to the monstrosity on the leftclassic ugly friend strat
>>551337632I won
>>551338097Couple of options, from most reliable to least:>Bring your own Runaway Suzuka>Build a strong frontrunner with high wit (~1k) like S Maru>Pray she doesn't hit her accels or unrestrained procs at a bad time and bring strong pace chasers >Pray your late gamblers hit all of their accel skills at the perfect time
Norn Ace is a BIG uma.
>>551338196This is unjust!
>>551338301Dober wouldn't be happy to hear you say this.
>>551337632*sigh* guess i'll put on the horse ears then
>>551337632That's wild. She's not my type but at least she has long hair.
>>551338258>no stopping me for frontrunnersYou're trolling this guy now
Suckus Toesus
But is Rice a good girl?
>>551337632Jackpot
>>551334834The last CM all but cemented that power is the worst stat. As long as you meet the threshold for the racetrack check stacking wit + accel skills is leagues better than power maxing.
>>551338021>>551338301
Safe.
>>551337935the one with the sexy voicehttps://youtu.be/ldue_YDkbdg?si=iMGEohIa90F9IcUU&t=268
>>551338489we went over this in the last mile CM already either you just started recently or you have dementia
>>551338207>>551338494I need her.
>CM finals are just a single slot machine spin that has a ~33% chance to retain your accounts value or ~67% chance to drop its valuenice "pvp" mode cykeks
>>551337914The japs seem to think its based on the Del Mar configuration of the "BC Filly and Mare turf"The same race won by Loves Only YouWould make sense in that case since the Del Mar racetrack isnt in game yet iirc>>551337632Umazing
>>551338097Only real way is to bring your own Suzuka. Or well, enough stamina debuffing to kill them somehow.
>>551338207Why does she use a dreidel
Biwa Santahide
>>551338561I did just start recently. :(
>>551338526merry KEKmas
>>551338351Okay they are definitely making her tits grow This is official art too
>>551337632I'm ok with this, this is what I need right now
>>551338489It works if you can hit it off a dying SuzukaWhether or not it's reliable is another thing, but frontrunners like Seiun Sky don't have many options.
>>551338526oh nononono ryanbros we got too cocky
I get lost easy, could you hold my hand?
>>551338301don't say that...
>>551337632Cesario's sweat~
>>551338301rude...
>>551338346>>551338601BUT I DON'T HAVE SUZUKA OR SMARU IN MY ACCOUNT PLEASE HELP.
>>551338301reminder that mcqueen is literally evil
>most trainers have 1 uma they really like>"ah I know I'll play the rolling game and act suprised and shocked when I didnt roll the Uma I like!"Are you guys retarded, gambling addicts, or retarded gambling addicts?
>>551338765>>551338815
I like Ryan. She's cute from what I saw in events and lobby lines.
i'm not ready for CM i'm not ready for CM i'm not ready for CM i'm not ready for CM i'm not ready for CM I AM NOT READY FOR CM YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>551338890Matikanefukukitaru has an event where she gets hesitant front runners.
>>551338890Then you're left with the last two options, both of which involve relying on RNG to screw them over (but you're playing a slot machine game, so its really just more of the same)
>>551338954stop staring like that...
/uma/ posters are kind of bratty and cute and rapeable
>>551338890I'm sorry bro
>>551338774https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HIHDjYZOAc
Why is the trainer dorm security like this??????Why would you let an umamusume in??????
>>551338989wait my taiki already got hesitant from marvelous... can I kill her with 2x dominators and 3x hesitant front runners? Will she finally catch cancer and die?
>>551337632>https://umamusu.wiki/Dantsu_Flame>Dantsu Flame is a good-natured Umamusume who often goes along with the whims of others. Although not extremely confident in herself, she works very hard in the hopes that she can run in races forever. Because she can be easily swayed, she is usually pushed around by her unique peers.Sounds like she might find me boring. All I would really want to do besides the sex is put up my tree at the last minute, cook a turkey, play some games, and catch up on some chores and errands I've been neglecting.
>>551339043What
>>551339130That security guard has a family to go home to anonHe isnt dumb enough to get between an uma and her trainer
>>551338301fuck you bitch, ryan is cute
>>551336418Did you draw this? Cute either way!>>551336418>>551336625Merry Christmas bros, and even an OHOHO Christmas to you as well!
I learned that 700 stam is not enough if you're not lucky
https://youtu.be/T2c80L19SOI
onii-chan...
ryan is the best mejiro, and im tired of pretending otherwise
>>551339271I love that pair.
>>551338953There's lots of umas I like. I'll always like them if they have big tits because I'm an oppai lover. And if they have really big tits I'll especially like them, but there's several I really like that don't have huge tits either such as Nice Natie.
>use my nice nature Ace in public’s >she’s consistently placed in 4th >everyone is using a front runner, sometimes all aces are fronts Well this is going to be another random ass cm
>>551336418Merry Christmas!!!
Curren Chan... Kazoku.
Okay hear me out, my secret tech for the next CM: Shatter Proof
>>551338986Bro I'm straight up skipping this CM, I cannot get any Medium Aces worth a damn, something ALWAYS goes wrong in my trainings
>>551339371Nah
>>551339130>"mhmmm, right thats the 4th one tonight, must be a record for a Thursday haha"
I’m so tired, boss…
>>551339535
>>551339043
>>551339613Aiiieeeeeee you are supposed to protect us
Merry Christmas
>>551336626Do it properly. Tunnel the program, not the IP
>>551339675?
>>551339671cute newfriend
>>551339579>spoiler You can conceivably use that for this cm; my pacers have been stuck in 6-8th because of all the front runners
>>551339535Big sis?
>>551339675We don't shame our big sisses around here.
>>551339884Well I do for my pacer Ogurin
>>551339130>>>>>he thinks they are paid enough to deal with this shitroru rumao you are getting raped tonight, torena
>>551339884Ok and what does it do for you?
>>551339410For real. I love King Halo so much, and Kawakami Princess was great in her story too. They're just so much fun together. Kawakami's design is top fucking tier cute and sex. The references are cute. I can't get enough of them.
Wait... what did her father mean?Also her dad is a lad.
https://youtu.be/TVlhkjpyRnU
>>551339535LONDON
NO MORE BROTHER WARSALL MEJIROS ARE CUTE AND DESERVE LOVE AND AFFECTION
>>551337632Gonna record a sextape to send to Helios lmao
>>551339884simply get a 1200 wit pacer that overtakes fronts
>>551339992Fuck if I know;I don’t use it. I said you could since it’s procs when you’re near the back
>>551340103eclipse first the no-rest where
My fuarking overlord
>>551340089So her trainer can drink already, he's 20+?
>>551339808I'd love to but either I'm tech illiterate or WARP just does domain/ip
>>551340168>(except ryan)
Confirmed uma musume is getting overseas courses?
>>551339603Absolutely blessed, correct, and awesome poster!
>>551340378yes I saw the twitter post too
>>551339853Am I missing some hidden tech to get lots of SP? Or is it just one of those things you accrue a lot of over time?
>>551340378>american racecourse added>it's all turf races
>>551340338Bruh Kitahara is 40 and the average trainer age is 30s. Young 20s trainers are the exception...
>>551340079I got Kawakami Princess on a lucky daily pull and put off doing her career for a few days because I didn't think that I'd like her. When I did get around to playing her story, I found it to be one of the best in the game and thought that it had some very funny and very touching moments. I liked her as a character so much that she's now my second-favourite uma in the game. I'd never really paid much attention to King Halo before Kawakami's career, but now I appreciate her character a lot more as well.
>>551340378Its likely the Del Mar BC Filly & Mares turf
Why dont they release Kris S during Christmas?
>>551340341Cloudflare WARP? Might have to sniff network traffic and see which hostnames the game tries to contact. If you do it by IP you're going to have a bad time since they probably use several that may change.
>>551340089>>551340338You WILL be partaking in some bourbon right trainer?Her father went of the way to send some to you afterall.
>want to type happy holidays in the club chat>invalid >type Merry Christmas >valid Huh?
Meeku
>>551328475Going to have dinner with family, afterward i'm probably going to lurk /uma/ and play Balatro.Maybe will play something with a friend, i'm kind of indifferent towards christmas nowadays.
>>551338953I've played gachas with shitty pity systems or no pity at all so I am used to gambling my gacha currency away until I win. I do space out my uma banner rolls if its someone I can afford to skip in favor of an uma I really, really like
Uhh your trainees are 20 years younger than youYou're not epstein, stop trying to fuck your trainees
>no merry christmas>westoid race trackswhat's next? tranny horses?global was a fucking mistake.
>>551328475I'm at home with my familyit takes 1-2 hours to celebrate with them then it's back to parent farming
>>551340875>20 yearsSelf-reporting Ojii-san…
>>551340578Here's the exploitable version of that image if anyone wants it.
>>551338953Yes, I rolled for Gold CItyNo, I didn't get herI'll just buy her on the ticket later
>>551340875If her age is on the clock...
>>551340893https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcjyKrUa4zc
>>551340875>tfw i'm turning 30 next yearit's so over
Merry Kingmas and Happy Halodays
>>551334706>disregards men, loves dogswhodda think
>>551340578She is also a very attractive young lady.
>>551340727Yeah, cloudflare. Sadly I need it to play another game when I do Uma on the side and Uma reaaaally hates the VPN..
>>551340985>>551340875Speak for yourself Im an old fuck and I just want to titfuck maruzensky every morning
>>551328475Honestly yes, will also see a few on you later in THAT thread
I think I have a chance this time. Being able to field Kitasan and also borrow a MLB card is umazing.
Post something cute!
>>551340893But I'm spending my christmas with my childhood friend?
>>551341268
>keep getting shit like this umas should just auto delete themselves when they get shit blue/pink sparks instead of letting me see what could've been
Why are people so afraid of turning 30?What happens if you turn 30?
>>551340484You just get a lot overtime, once you have a decent deck leveled up you don't really need the SP that much so it accumulates.
>>551340893>big tits>canonical horse cockI think this concept would make more money than people would care to admit
>>551341148Doesn't look like it can tunnel by program (ProtonVPN can). Doing it by hostname will be easier than doing it by IP address. If you're not going to sniff the network traffic yourself to figure it out, you'll need to find a list of firewall rules or something. Like this one some chink made for JPhttps://github.com/zxmncv/rules/blob/main/umamusume.list (first random search result for Umamusume firewall rules)
>>551340338aye, sorry shotafags but (You) are canonically an adult in this game and nothing will ever change that
>>551341464stop thinking about dicks anon
>>551341435You become a wizard or witch and gain powers beyond your wildest imagination
>>551340089bourbon the hors is actually named after the Bourbon dynasty, by the way
>>551341414Why does torena look like a mongolian warlord?
>>551341435Nothing!!!!
>>551340875>maruzensky is actually 6 years old Uuuuuuuhhhh
>>551341602i mean its pretty apt for a horse trainer, no?
>>551341025
>>551341519But youre always on my mind <3
>>551341670Back off shitlips
>>551340893>what's next? tranny horses?Stop thinking about tranny's so often anon, besides unlike other games Uma isn't fully controlled by Cygames it's also, essentially, controlled by the JRA and horse owners. Even if they wanted to, unless an owner agrees to it they can't do anything and even if an owner actually wants their horse to be portrayed like that the other owners can pull their horses out if they disagree with the addition.
Did you bake Christmas cookies dacchi?
>>551326410Did you skip the last event 9r something?
>>551341668what the fuck!
The niggiest.If only it had fast learner and didn't fail 1 training.
>>551341813Fuck no, that's woman's workI do decorate them, though
Air groove would love the fact I fucked up the marbling on my bread
If I'm in a new account and have the selector ticket, should I redeem Oguri Cap (as in peak) or just roll for xmas Oguri?I already have Suzuka and Teio from the random 3 stars tickets.
>>551341813I attempted marbled banana bread
it was the final straight. my uma was in a good position to win provided she triggered a guts duel early with her 1k guts. it happened. i was supposed to win. i was btfo. the uma that challenged mine? a guts maxxed kawakami princess. side by side they blasted through the 4 fronts ahead of us but she was just too gutsy for mine to handle.
Dober is in the lobby, I want to rape her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8SVs4ZC9MMBased. They put it on the OST.
>>551341813my mom baked sugar cookies, and my wife baked chocolate chip, so im happy
>>551341813I am thinking about making some flan.
>>551342186based Taiki just wants to race and party
>>551342053Women play Umamusume too
>>551342401They shouldn’t
>>551342140just roll for holiday oguri use the ticket on whoever you didnt get while rolling, i'd recommend taiki or maruzensky
>>551342140Taiki or Maruzensky are probably better choices if you're rolling for Xmas Oguri, but base Oguri is still good if you want her
>>551342184>Things that only happen in anon's dreamsThe crushing reality is that both of you got mogged by the Suzuka
Sex with Verxina
>>551342401Why?
>>551342056this uma gets excited with the most strange things
>>551341961Witlet nig
>>551342401I'm not scared because Cafe will protect me all night
Late Surger bros, has Red Shift been working out for you?The guide now says its core this cm, but I heard the inherited version was bad because apparently it doesnt last long enough for when late race starts
>>551342401This is true. Why else would Cygames have an onna toreina option?
>>551342401wtf
>>551342482>>551342462danke
>>551342179BANANA
>>551342186She's cute
>>551342401Yeah but being a man sounds better just because you guys have a penis that you can easily jerk off with any time you want
>>551342512>The crushing reality is that both of you got mogged by the Suzukawhy would anyone be mogged by the 8th and 9th placed umas? sadly i didnt record the kawakami room
Taiki saying "nooooy..."
>>551342851Mambro...
>sloppa OP/uma/ is going to shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitMARRY CHRISTMAS YOU HEATHEN!
>>551342910
>>551341435The Paintress disintegrates you into ash and rose petals.
will cygames give us a free 3 star debut uma or ssr card for xmas?
>>551341435You instantly bald
>>551342980No!
>>551342980lollmao
>>551342290>ryanon is married
>>551342734It only doesn't last long enough if you're already 5th or better going into the final corner. The idea for late surgers is 6th > pump > 5th > red shift. In that scenario it will work
>>551342939>Marry Christmas Wish I could. Hell only got to make her cum once a year
>>551341435your virginity status becomes set in stone
>>551342980No.
>>551342401
>>551342980
>>551343189Sorry to hear that bwo, better luck next year!
>>551339271>Did you draw this?yeah>>551341435>What happens if you turn 30?Probably at least 1 health issue usually back/spine related
>>551340578Yeah it can take going over the surface level to see what shes about but once you do, it's very nice. Well I'm glad you like king more now because I do like your taste a lot, ohoho!>>551341024Thanks!>>551341146Extremely so.
>>551343134you're not...?
>>551342401There could be women here too?
>>551342980Japan got one
>>551341813NoBut im making mulled wine later
>>551342401yes we know fenomenosis
>>551343340We'll get it in 4 years maybe
>>551343301>Probably at least 1 health issueUnironically this. Started having a VERY mild health related issue some months back, more of an annoyance than anything serious (for now) thankfully.>>551341813Nah, but I ate stuff. Cute TopRoado>>551343407And you posted a cute boy, whoa!
>>551342186I want you to rape her too
>>551342734In my tests, late surgers only win if only the other late surgers are equally as strong. ie if my Grass wins, that means the other Grass I put in there is neck and neck with her, otherwise they're either at 3rd and 6th or both at the back.
>>551343420But im a dude?Atleast i was last time i checked...
>>551343326
Can't believe a single episode sold me on an Uma
>>551341813I have a cheesecake in the oven.
>>551342601I love her th e most
>>551343420There's two or three Fenomeno posters and one of them is certainly a woman.
>>551342140Redeem Taiki or Maruzensky. They fill a dirt or sprint slot in TT and because you have a Suzuka to kill the piggies' Suzukas they're both pretty meta. Watch their preview story and pick the one you prefer.
>>551336418>OC in the Uma thread It's a Christmas miracle!!
tits too big
>>551342709Don't need wit with basically hardcapped speed and all the hp, bro.
>>551343623this aint ryan, this just looks like a fag from kh
This is my wife, Belno Light.
If women like daiwa scarlets huge knockers I guess they got good taste too then!!
>>551343686Will you be instantly sold on Bamboo Memory when she appears as well?
>>551343826>Go to Tracen, hoping to find your future husband>Not only get scouted by a woman, but another fucking Uma
>>551343826your wife is Kitahara Jo's onahole, my dude!
>>551343189Take the stack so you can cum more then.
>>551343843True!
Imagine spending Christmas playing a Japanese phone game
>>551343785>He doesn't knowYour angling and unrestrained will get stolen by a random Maruzensky with 800 wit
>>551343848That is the power of CG kinda
>>551343826What's going on? Did the manga jump into the future?
im never going to get s ranki can't even really blame my deck
>>551343843I think everyone likes breasts except for gay men.
>>551343826
what the hell happened to daisca?
>>551344012>he doesn't spend christmas horsing aroundNgmi
>Taiki Shuttle has a line that explicitly says Happy Holidays>also says Christmas in another piece of dialogue but it says 'holidays' in textDamn.Anyway, Merry Christmas /uma/!
Don’t.
merry christmas from the mejiro clan, /uma/, and NOT some sloppa>>551344221>>551344221>>551344221>>551344221>>551344221
>>551344157Eww a frogposter. Go back to /v/ nigga
>>551344110You lack information
>>551344012I'm not doing anything with family until tomorrow but today my daily runs had some of the worst RNG I've ever seen so I reckon its a sign
>>551343416SNIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
If God is dead why do jews keep trying to kill Christ?
>>551344053>he thinks a random maruzensky can catch up to herJust because your nig sucks, doesn't mean the same for everyone else's.
>>551343848probably not, she's just an oguri fangirl in cingray
>>551344157Dumb frogposter
Are we getting a ssr ticket, or something for Christmas?
>>551344625500 carats according to jp people
>>551344321Go test her out in the public lobbies and see for yourself then.
>>551344012People really have more active holidays than I do I guess. I maybe visit family but the actual activity is pretty min outside of gift exchange and eating.
>>551343912>Her mentor is an old ass man where the only thing shooting out his dick is dust
>>551343735H-how do you know?
>>551343912>>551345215Where's the panel of all the thirsty mob Umas lusting for a trainer?
SUMMER MARU MOANS AND SAYS "KIMOCHII~" EVERY TIME SHE WINS A G1??HOLY FUG
>>551338021Yeah, Dober is cute. It's a shame about the grotesque thing next to her there
>>551334609Here's a copy for anyone lazy who just wants to ctl+v:>Why are the lines localized as "Happy Holidays" when the voice lines are clearly saying, "Merry Christmas"? This is not to localization Standards for English per II.21 Special Instructions "When translating into US English from another language, always use vocabulary, grammar, spelling, punctuation, slang, cultural references, etc. which are particular to U.S. English." Merry Christmas is a direct translation into US English and should be kept as such.https://partnerhelp.netflixstudios.com/hc/en-us/articles/217350977-English-USA-Timed-Text-Style-Guide
>>551335291>horses cannot get drunkthis is absolutely not true. They can't throw up though, so getting them too drunk kills them via alcohol poisoning. However it takes a lot of booze for that to happen because they weigh around 1000lbs.
