Previous: >>551363098>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Event: Orchestra in Late AutumnCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Symboli Rudolf 3* (Alt), Gold City 3* (Alt), Tosen Jordan 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Curren Chan (SSR), Narita Brian (SSR), Kitasan Black (SSR), El Condor Pasa (SSR)12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>551378984Think what? If I'd like to fuck my cute CF while her roomie Gentle Wife is in the room with us? Sure. It's up to my cute CF GF if Gentil can join tho, not me.
dominator sucks
>>551379337sometimes, ive had luck with all of my umas winning test lobbies at least onceso for me, thats a win
>>551379331My lovely, powerful umawife and her trusted friends.
>>551379457Fuck you.
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMY HOTSPRINGS TICKET NOOOOOOOO GIVE IT BACK
>>551379337So wide swinging = having a speed skill proc as late race starts?
Is this Tachyon gonna work for Scorpio?
Where are the festive Helios pics...
>>551379593bwo? your SFV?
Im gonna make haru urara a mother
>>551379593speed star status?
>>551379650I don’t own Shuttle on my account
>>551379436My condolences
>>551379713Fine Motion is a whore that didn’t give it
Sweep Tush
>>551379776me on the right
>>551379546OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
Post your 10 most disliked characters and let fate decide which one becomes your wife.0 - Gold City1 - Air Groove2 - Tokai Teio3 - Winning Ticket4 - Sirius Symboli5 - Orfevre6 - Espoir City7 - Sounds of Earth8 - Agnes Digital 9 - TM Opera O
thanks elon
>>551379776Damn, Kitahara gets to fuck that?
>>551379776
>>551376681where did you see this
>>551379776Anon...
so is this fuji kiseki event easy once you get to level 5 difficulty or do i actually need to grind this out? a 10-day event during the holidays is some shit, cyjews.
no xmas reward? wtf
>>551379629CF wife
>>551379868LMAO
>>551379849none, faggot.
Previous record I saw was at .4, anyone seen a .2 or lower?
>>551379645
>>551379776>Gentil gets to watch this on a daily basis
>>551379849I don't dislike any of the Uma's except Urara & Taiki
>>551380095>uraraunderstandable.>taikiwtf?
>>551380095>Taikifag
>>551379457>>551379436Lucky bastard
>>551380138>>551380056CUTE
What's with this gay shit?
>8 wins in a row in cm roomsIts always like this ever since Taurus cup. Completely dominate every pub room just to lose in cm finals. Havent won a single cm btw
Sweaty frantic sex with a smirking stego-jisan
>>551379664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCDE2U9yiqc
Is any 0lb card good enough to pick with the half anni dickpick tix or do I just pick extra kita copy to mlb mine?I still have the tix and uncap xtal unused with kita at 2lb
>>5513798490 - Rice Shower1 - Nice Nature2 - Cheval Grand3 - Rice Shower4 - Nice Nature5 - Cheval Grand6 - Rice Shower7 - Nice Nature8 - Cheval Grand9 - Rice Shower
>>551380063>Gentil has to groom her trainer to be her perfect husband >Buena is already engaged and gets to publicly flirt with her trainer cause they’re childhood friends
>>551380324just mlb your kitasan
this general is gyaru propaganda
is it just rng on how many kisekis it takes to get all the nongarbage prizes
>>551380535
>>551380095>UraraAlright, you need to be glue right fucking now
>>551380547Of coursh
First Scorpio room, curious to see how my aces perform312004203120042031200420
>>551379849I love all charactersRollin for which one becomes my wife anyway
>>551380610Pokke, your retarded child...
>>551379629bueeeee~she's so cute!
>>551380263Someone's jealous of fujis rizz.
>>551380535For me, it's Espoir City.
>>551380610Girly girls are uber cute I want to impregnate her.
I am gonna run mummy creek and nobody is gonna stop me.
>>551379868thanks elon
>>551380308in another time and place...
>>551380797Doto your old man is showing
>>551380418The INSANE advantage of being a childhood friend.>>551380659Palmer spotted>>551380754Espo spotted
I think Buena is cringe.
To think you were born in the one universe that doesnt have cute horsegirls
>>551381050Isekai time
Burger King
>>551381050Seek truck-kun, young man
My wife said she likes special week because special week is just a happy little piggy optimist, then she looked at me and said "I guess I have a type." I'm crying bros it's Christmas why did my wife compare me to special week ..
>>551381204piggy-sama...
I wish I wasn't born in a universe where I share a thread with you faggots.
>>551381232cripple wife
>>551381204Your wife is Teio poster
>>551381143
>my wi-
>>551381204OINKK
I'm I was born in a universe where I share a thread with you all!
it's over.
>>5513798490 - Mejiro "The Disgusting Grotesque" Ryan1 - Gold City2 - Winning Ticket3 - Vodka4 - Air Groove5 - Narita Brian6 - Biwa Hayahide7 - Air Shakur8 - Dumb Falcon9 - TM Opera Oplease god anyone but Ryan
>>551381281I’m glad I get to share a world with you.
>>551381204Put on the Spe cosplay for her, it's Christmas
>>551381281here anoni want you to have this image
Is it me, or is this the lewdest outfit?
>>551381368
>>551381204ggs i was the wife
XOguri doko
>>551381204You married a fat chick?
>>551380172>>551380184>Laziest, most soulless Uma who ruined the Mile & Medium metagame forever >I am not supposed to hate her with every fiber of my being...
>>551381050It's easy once you get to level 5, but you only need to reach a good ending on level 4 16 times to get all the gibs. That's within 5 days of natural cooldown or 4 days if you maximize your TP and don't sleep but you already made a dent since you need to earn a new level with each career run. You COULD risk doing it on level 5 but that's 4 fewer playthroughs to do and you have to not fuck up a goal race, not worth the risk. Level 3 would require 24 complete playthroughs. Approach this as you will.
*Blocks Buena Vista from winning the Triple Tiara*
>>551381468id agree if you removed the side frills on her hips
>>551381606 (me)was meant for >>551379938 should have trained wit more.
>>551381468Does this look lewd to you?
>>551381592That's Runaway Suzuka you dumb fag.Maruzensky is doing better than Taiki.Taiki was still beatable in the Mile CM.Gold Ship exists.
prudent positioning and dodging danger combo does nothing :\ at least dodging danger activates within a second so it does something. prudent always comes like 5 seconds after though
I just realized I didn't even do any borrow runs today
Which Umamusume are you spending Christmas with?
>>551381893
>>551381592How can you not beat Taiki? Are you a bad trainer mayhaps?
if you had to guess, what race distance you think she excels at?
>>551381343Same to you dumby-kun
>grind event for Christmaswhat did cygames mean by this
>>551381893Umas should have thick muscular Chun Li tier thighs. They're runners after all.
>>551381848prudent positioning like prude positioning aka gay positioning
>>551381939Sprint
>>551381893Is this a Fortnite dance
>>551381967could you show me an example of this
Is Kitasan included in the paid anniversary selector? She's one of the 4 umas I want in the next 5 months, but I can only get 90K carats by then. $20 or whatever wouldn't be a bad deal to secure them all
>>551381923peezuna?
>>551381939I think this is the only uma I'm excited for aside from stego.
>>551380373mommy..
>>551382019I can't because everybody knows that lesbianism is just a phase
>>551381772Suzuka at least has a pleasant personality Nothing to like about TaikiJust some retarded burger FUCK HERTaiki is far worse than Maruzensky because of her easy Head-On event>GolshiOkay you are right there but she's funny at least sometimes SORRY I insulted your free ready made Virgo + Scorpio Platinum FUCK you nigger
>>551381772as much as I hate runaway, Suzuka herself is far from lazy or soullessMaruzensky was never an issue eitherTaiki is an annoying character by herself and given her super meta status she deserves the hateGold Ship was fine, until for some reason cygames decided she needs a 4x speed boost no matter what, she can have dogshit stats and no skills and she's still outpacing everyone
>>551382008https://www.tiktok.com/@.v0xin/video/7279843202763345195
who is going to winlevel 5 first time, sprinters stakes classic yeargutsGOD Nishino Deflowered or the Bakushin
2049 5810come kick my ass
>>551381945Keeping you busy so you don't have to think about your loneliness.
When are we getting English dub?
>>551382080>Just some retarded burgerSeething yuropeon detected. Sorry you can't escape your inferiority complex even in videogames.
>>551382071I reward her with Umapyoi if she wins
>>551382175Didn’t work
>>551381204FAT FUCK
>>551382121doesn't matter, get brockedwhy are you not front running?
>>551382203At least other countries don't have a pedophile president
>>551382121bakushin easy
>>551382116I'm not sure if that's any better
>>551382232You're not grinding hard enough. I'm grinding in another game though, and it works.
>>551382192tomorrow
How many of your dacchis are 1d+ since last log in?I have 3 dacchis with lives.
>>551382121Never doubt the class rep
>>551382121
>>551382121Why did Seiun deflower Nishino so fast?
>>551382157>Lobby filled up before my phone could even launch umaI hope your ass was kicked sovlfully anon
>>551382294I don’t have the energy to get out of bed right now. Phone gaming
>>551382264>front running without taking the lead at the very leastdon't do that>>551382267>>551382335based, got fast learner right after, this challenge is as good as done>>551382345>imagine dueling is real
>>551382459BAKUSHIN
>>551382080>SORRY I insulted your free ready made Virgo + Scorpio PlatinumYou seriously haven't played room matches have you?
Sex with female torenas.
>>5513798490 - Narita taishit1 - sounds of earth2 - admire vega3 - curran chang4 - sweep toshit5 - calstone light O6 - mejiro mcqueef7 - seeking the pearl8 - oguri cap9 - air shakur
>>551382157>>551382419teio won
>>551382571HATE FEMALE TRAINERHATE FEMALE NINGENHATE UMA TRAINERI WANT A MALE TOREINA SO I CAN FUCK AND MARRY HIM GODDAMNIT
Suzuka loveTaiki friendNo more brother wars
>>551382572>0 - Narita taishitI stopped reading and I wanted to say you are a FAG.
Merry Christmas! I've brought you a present! Hope! Hope that you can beat Suzuka, Maru and Taiki with guts alone! Such a thing is possible provided your uma has enough guts to enter the zone.https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=15DEQvW6QbAs you can see under the uma tab taiki hit every single skill possible and still lost. Even Medium S wouldn't have saved her from the length she lost by. Guts is still gambling but if you get your duel you can win against pretty bad circumstances.
>>551382649Kek, stay mad taishit fag, sorry you're waifu is a stupid moody shithead
>>551382649certified true by real BNW patriots
Is there any point in increasing difficulty for ace/parent runs?
>>551382571So Oguri stays as the old man's property and Kitahara becomes coworkers with Belno as they live happily ever after?
>>551382745no
What do you like most about Super Creek?
>>551382571Imagine being a trainee and your trainer is an Uma
>>551382537I've played more than you serf
>>551374103Done.30 jiggies, completed in almost 2 hours.
>>551382616>Fuku placingBased
>>551382571Why'd she go to America?
>>551382616But you guys told me fronts literally can't lose?
>loner>gaymer>hates crowded loud places>"no, those fags Biwa and Ticket are not my friends"Reminder that Taishin is literally (You).
>>551382819less natures next time
>>551382895You need to invest in gut post guts buff
>>551382902Hell no, Grass Wonder is my literally me.
>>551382940She's scheming something
>>551382908>Less of THE xmas themed uma>No complaints over the 5 Daiwa Scarlet images
Man, how does this bullshit fucking work? Unity Cup played just fine when it first dropped, but now I have my Spirit Bombs constantly spawning on Guts and refusing to leave, I'm talking 5, 6 fucking turns where a bomb just sits there. It happens FAR too often for it to be just RNG. Another thing that makes me think it's bugged now is that Tazuna refuses to give grade increase for the team. She will just BARELY give one if I drill team training. I've had it happen multiple times when I will drill team training, but only get 1 rank up. I'll either barely clear the next Unity race or fail. Then, the very next turn, with no training, I get a rank up, like the bitch was holding on to it for me. Even on the off chance I somehow get a rank over the next race, I still get shit like this that makes NO sense. If I'm an entire rank over the enemy team, I shouldn't be clearing the race by the skin of my teeth.Is anyone else experiencing this shit?
>Suzuka's VA did lewd ASMR on Christmas alright then https://x.com/marika_0222/status/2003868468765241376
>>551383003Yeah, how she can steal my virginity the easiest. It's by asking.
>>551382902>>551382980we need a buzzfeed-esque which uma are you quiz that has more than 30 umas liste
>>551382819Oh, I thought you guys had long since finished. Well regardless, I've created another refuge for the lonesome:https://jiggie.fun/oojiggehttps://jiggie.fun/oojiggehttps://jiggie.fun/oojiggehttps://jiggie.fun/oojiggeNo rotation, no tricks. Well maybe one trick.
>>551382902the 4chud uma...
>>551382629Satono Diamond...
BROS WHERE'S OUR FREE REWARDSJP GODS ARE LAUGHING AT US AGAIN
>>551383067the starts moaning at this timestamp for those interestedI always knew she was a whorehot...
>>551382932I keep trying to make a guts suzuka and it's not panning out... Guts is so annoying and the good cards are so weird. Inis fujin has an entire event chain that steals your energy.
>>551383068I want to have children with her.
>>551382571Me and my trainee (who's also my wife)
>>551382831Technically, showing. Placing would be if she was in the top two. But good for her anyways!
>>551381964you've never seen a real runner
>>551379849Air GrooveAgnes DigitalKing HaloAir ShakurAgnes TachyonMakitanefukukitaruSweep ToshoSilence SuzukaTosen JordanMejiro Ryan
>>551383205Global follows Burger timing where it's still 24th, we'll get ours at today's reset.
>>551383206I'm interested. I'm so very interested.
>Training Manhattan Cafe means literally being haunted >Some of the ghosts are actually malevolent and mean harm on youFuck that, I'm not training this uma.
>>551383206>>551383067>lewd ASMRdon't care>it's "sex with sensei" ASMRLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /a/bros!
>>551383206she*
>>551383306>King HaloYou tale that back you fag.
>>551383349Ghosts aren't real dumb thirdie
>5x debuffer roomFor what purpose?
>>551382779Oguri's retired from racing, she's nobody's property.If anything Kitahara's gonna be the property of SEVERAL different Umas and Belno now
you are ONLY getting the "serious goldship" adaption if they get Just A Way the only horse that ever made Gold Ship give a shit about running
>>551381204imagine not liking special week
>>551383206Hiyori...
>>551383426I wonder how you can effectively train 8+ Umas at once.
>>551382902>Ugly>Obsessed with working out >Creeps out women by attempting to re-enact romantic scenes from media>Nose deep in goon material every dayActually Ryan is literally me.
Daiwa Scarlet Fan Club vs Winning Ticket Fan Club.Place your bets
>>551383067you wouldn't believe the kind of stuff mayano's VA has been involved with while still doing voice work for uma musume
>>551383206SUZUKA IS A WHOOOREEEEEE
>>551383547>320p 00s yt quality>absolute DOG SHIT audioB A S E D
Merry Ricemas fellow ricefriends
>>551383426>/ourguy/ becomes a manwhoreTraitor!
>>551382902>socially awkward and standoffish>gets perceived as cold/hostile because she's introverted>has never interacted with the opposite sex but constantly fantasizes about itMejiro Dober is literally /uma/
>>551382804Her voice.
>>551383625lore accurate 1999 race
>>551383067I misread this and panicked a bit>Suzuka's VA died on Christmas
>>551383673this is more like it
>>551383486dats right bois, she da best>>551383206really wish translation wasnt so fuck slow (probably jewis hbullshit going on), cuz I really enjoy the manga
>>551383067I always thought Suzuka's VA was the cutest... you shouldn't have unleashed this evil on me....... lord forgive me for what I'm about to do.....
>happy holidaysI blame the muslim SEA translators
>>551383673>>551383614>>551382980>>551382902https://poal.me/93fcsrhttps://poal.me/93fcsrhttps://poal.me/93fcsr
>be me>lose to turf queens>turf queens mvp is oguri and tamamo>create time machine>go back in time>change my name to kitahara>mfw
>>551383206I'm not buying lewd shit
>>551383369Bro, if she gives me another shit set of sparks I'm moving her up to #1.
>>551383789>he doesn't remember her pantyflash
>>551383618>while still doing voice work for uma musumewhat's that supposed to mean, tons of big VAs are making lewd side content with no issues
>>551383206https://weebcentral.com/series/01J76XYGPC68ZQECTP2KDQ9DD0/Yowa-Yowa-SenseiHere's the series she's roleplaying if you've got nothing better to do on Christmas
>>551381457it's a little version of your post, I want you to have it
>>551383617>not proper derby conditionsIt's over
>>551383781>>551383858based sensei enjoyer
wtf this bitch looks longslop CM ready
>>551383823You can find it online
>>551383617>>551383936Yappari
I got my Christmas present.
>>551383459>we'll never get canon Just a Way + Gold Ship kino because JaW has been (presumably) trapped in permissions hell so long that cygames finally gave up and put Stego in Gold Ship's dormit's so over
>>551383789>I always thought Suzuka's VA was the cutestyou were living in illusion, her VA is self proclaimed massive menhera
>>551383952this the lvl 5 difficulty? Fucking shit.
8281069669409334scorp
>>551384014>self proclaimed massive menheraas if I needed more reasons to dislike that CUNT
>>551383851N-nani!?
>>551383618you can't just say that without some sauceall I can find on dlsite with Mayano's VA is SFW
>>551384014Anon I already bought, you don't have to sell her to me even more
>>551383952hmmmm happy meek will beat her
>>551383970the manga it's based on, yesthe asmr roleplaying it, nyo
>>551383952Is that level 5? Screw that. I'll do it once for bragging rights then grind on level 4.
>>551384014someone post her scary creepypasta suzuka art
>>551382980sex with you
>>551383851POST
>>551383952this is what legend races should be
>>551383856Name 5
>>551384026>>551384158yeah, that's level 5, but still beat her by buying skillsand hey, first S with Bakushin, not my first S but I needed one with her
>>551383952if your ace can't beat this you're gonna glue the uma anyway
Are you having your happy holidays, /uma/?
>no free gibs>soulless and blank homescreen lobby>regular dogshit grinding eventWhat a sad christmas for this game.
From now until Scorpio opens I'm spending all 3 borrows with a rainbow deck trying to turn El Condor Caca into LA CREATURA
>>551383952HOW do you beat thisdo you cope with skills?
>>551384225sweet summer childwait till you find out some of them do photoshoots too
>>551384232so does it just count as 5 gifts, so gotta do like 12x5?
Th-the real Christmas event will be tomorrow! The 25th! We'll wake up and tracen will be decorated overnight! Just you guys wait!
>>551384319Which ones?
>>551384232>15000 bakushin with near perfect wit and speed
non of the VAs can beat the idolmaster jav incident
>>551384248japanese can't into calendars, "western h*liday" is in january, preasu undastando
>>551384319name 5 of them NOW
>>551384319Name them then
>>551384232very nicely done, fuck those cunts. I've only just unlocked level 3, waiting for TP to recharge. What sparks did you inherit? Mostly power/some stam? I've got the same deck so I might be able to replicate your success.
>>551384338yeah just fall asleep for another 7 days too
>>551384248IMO its such a massive ball drop for cytard. They probably have christmas assets in jp im sure, those would not be that hard to port >xmas up lobby>release xmas oguri/biwa early while keeping end date the same>massive profit off christmas spiritjaps wonder why theyve had stagflation for 4 decades. fuckin idiots
sex?
>>551383629A jolly ricemas to you too ricefriend
>he lacks the necessary informationoh, how I pity your kind, there's an essential tool for you uneducated folk, it's called "Google"
>>551384014>self-proclaimed menheraanon I just said I like her, you don't have to sell her to me
>>551384396japs don't celeberate christmas in the same way, but santa and all that shit is still there. Its treated as KFC night and/or for dates.
>>551384485It really does feel like a huge missed opportunity. I wonder why they're so inflexible.
the interchangeability of the winning live performances is funny to me, like Golshi would have the focus to memorize all the lyrics and dance choreography for the song and be able to give a perfectly normal performance, even if she doesn't have the best singing voice
>>551384334honestly no idea, I have 57/72 left beating lvl 1 to 5, so got 43 gifts total, so do the math >>55138445611 power, 2 stam, 2 speed so just power
>>551384248good thing this is the [HOLIDAY] event and not Christmas
>>551384257does red shift even work for anyone besides base maru? You should probably go for SFV, it at least works for non-taikis kinda
>>551384485>probably have christmas assets in jp im sure>>551384607nah, that's different, they have an untranslatable celebration called "クリスマス", it's totally differentyou know that because when the umas say "クリスマス" it's called "holiday"
>>551384708based witlord
>>551384717Red Shift is an overtaking skill for backliners. They just have to get to 5th place before their acceleration is over, which admittedly is a hard task for this CM.
>>551384464Why the fuck would they schedule it this way? Its so fuckinf easy to move around events and not stick with the og flow of events. Fucking retarded devs.
>>551384485>They probably have christmas assets in jpThat's the issue, they need to make holiday assets this time around.>japs wonder why theyve had stagflation for 4 decadesJP inflation only climbed above 3% like twice since the 80s
>>551384053>starts at 6/9
oK Danchoubws r i xan do is knw run
>>5513839521000 Stam for sprints, might as well just go all out right as the gates open
>>551384798CUTIE SPOTTED!
>>551384902because you're gonna play it when it comes out in january anyway
>>551384717Bwo I'm just fucking around with a meme deck. She keeps getting Red Shift off a GP so I keep taking it.
>>551384923it wouldnt let me change to public at <15m i guess? and no one else was joining so oh well
>>551384637>Doesnt have the best singing voice>Golshi Nice bait
>>551384923I would've joined but I assumed it was already full by the time I saw it
>>551384947Kitahara... childhood friend...
>>551384902It's just click and drag and press the magic deploy button, right?
>>551383618Like...?
Does Fujoshi mode make better Umas? Or is it just for better rewards?
>>551385175nyo
>>551384979that's...certainly a deck. If youre serious about running that pasa - i would do a deck like;nature wit, kita, vodka, biwa or hishi (unless you have a piggy pwr SSR with +stam) borrow tam mummy. guess stick with taz if you dont have riko.
>>551385175It makes the whole thing quicker as it kills your low rolls early on
Are you a bad enough dude to sign up for an uma tournament
>>551385175smartest oguri question
>>551385276this concept has potential if the people running at aren't secondary andys
>>551380263Yuri franchise, yuri game
>>551384910>JP inflation only climbed above 3% like twice since the 80sthats not as good as it sounds anon. Stagflation is generally considered very bad. California passed japan in gdp
>>551385105No anon. Uma is unironically hard coded. Remember how bugged the game was when they released the balance patch early? You would think a patch like that would just be tweaking values in the backend, but apparently not. Releasing an entire event chain early would probably brick their entire banner deployment system in some unforseen way.
>13% fail chance on speed training>stat gain isn't really that much, one rainbow junior year>not feeling lucky, but I need the speed before I do Asahi Hai with mile C>click button>hold my breath>HARIKITTE IKOUthank god
I keep losing to witmaxxed umas in lobbies. Is it truely witGOD time?
>Belno Oguri art by official Uma Musume teamSo when is she coming to the game as support card?
>>551385175its a worst golshi mode. Pointless timesink for better than average rewards
>>551384510Six hours of sex with the 2019 mares…
>>551385276I'm actually tempted but I'm sure this is somehow a scam.
>>551385338> Open League (A Rank limit)It seems like they are
I hate this game I hate this game I hate this game I hate this game I hate this game
>>551383797This pole fucking sucks. /uma/ is retarded, extremely horny, and gay. Agnes Digital.
>>551385479hory sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
>>551385390Billion dollar company btw
>>551382804Everything
>>551385276>smash tournament>actual pedos
>>551385276>competitor pass required
>>551384947how the fuck would a buena vista story work without her childhood friend?
>>551384923If it's gone 5 mins and still not full ask again, people assume it gets filled in a minute
>>551385261Unfortunately I do not have Riko. I do have 3LB Rice Shower. I already have a Grass Wonder with a proper late surger deck (MLB KSB, that Vodka, Rice, Sweep, Neicha, borrow Riko) but I want to GUTSMAXX and I don't know how.What's Tamamo mummy card give?
>>551384979>>551385261>Standard late-surger (OYL bot)Kita + Sweepy/Halo, Riko, one power card, Tachyon + Nice Nature>Gung-ho late-surgerKita + Sweepy/Halo + Eishin, Riko, Tachyon + another wit>>551385361The 'flation' part of stagflation means high inflation. Japan just stagnated.
>>551385564You would be surprised at how many so-called billion dollar companies have software that was built by retards and held together with spit and glue
>>551385530Not even Taiki can recover from the boring suzukawank
santa’s not coming to town
>>551385390I hope you didn't type all that thinking that was a real question.I'm a software dev and I know things are never as easy as what laypeople (e.g. the salespeople at my company promising features to customers before talking to engineers) think.I imagine some anons think the work involved is like... "click and drag the happy holiday folder into the server"
>>551385768I don't think I'll need 3 speed cards for a 15% gainer like Pasa.
>>551383797Weeaboogods won.
>>551383858it's getting an anime in the spring by the way
>>551384009justaway's likelier to be heart's cry's roommate to mirror golshi and stego
>>551386006and its going to be censored to shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit like all things these days
>>551385658if youre serious about guts, you have to try to go all in, especially because urara is a wander. Im guessing thats maybe why you were using tam too but i thought maybe you were going for the 15 CC (though dk if it could be good on this track)Anytway, you probably want to borrow Ines for gutsmaxxing. Shes the kita of guts. But if not gutssing, rice lb3 plenty good to pair with hishi and possibly handle your stam reqs entirely while plvling power>>551385768youve got me on the proper definition of stagflation - maybe i've just heard japan called that because there's not a proper term for them - i do know their economy is considered relatively unique in how its not just died while being so stagnant
>they are anons in this very thread that don't know about Uma gravure
>>551386006will suzuka's VA also be in it?
Usable?
I thought i could use the double TP meme to speed up the fuji grind...
>>551385957I agree, but I would not trust Kita + Eishin without speed sparks, and I personally prefer bringing stam/power sparks to medium because none of the power cards seem to bring something to the table other than just pure stats
>>551386173at least pretend you actually watch modern ecchi shows
running 2 lates my whole strat relies on others being lazy and not building paces/fronts
fucking gyarus at the same time as I do my precious CF
>>551386218Post the juvenile junior fillies gravure
>>551386214Nahone. Guess I'll just be boring and use the deck I used for Grass. Pop a cumbubble or two on guts and call it a day...>>551386262I don't have any "monosparks" they're all usually a mix of speed/power/stam.
>>551386236a simple search will tell you your answer
Why is Kaichou screaming at night?
>flash taught her how to make stollen, a german dishAnd then both you and buena spend christmas together eating food prepared by her...
>>551386389me sexing my cute wife while our daughter is sleeping next door
>>551383206>>551383067
>>551386389don't worry about it just know that you will have a sibling soon
>>551386246A bit overstammed. Where's head on + all i've got from the secret event? It is still probably fine.
>>551386218Real women are hideous.
>>551386423>Flash teaching my CF the food of my peopleNyoooo...
>>551386246Scorpio is wit game
>>551386236yes
>>551386423Eishin learning from Falco the cuckqueen way
>>551386561More like Flash teaching her techniques to other umas instead because Falco is such a fucking cuck
No Ki-blasting in the school please
>Uma are too scared to write Merry Christmas>So are company like Nintendo, Capcom and others>Some korean slop gacha says it no issue, so does THQ NordicLast tone makes a ton of sense considering they're Austrian, but still.
bobo's big boobs I'd like to fondle
>>551386662The timeline where toreina started dating Tazuna
we posting cucked umas?
https://x.com/i/status/2003819322372919555How does one able to tell that a foal is not built for racing the day it was born? The way it walks? The skeleton structure?
>>551386747I want to hug Rice
>>551384464Orthodox Christmas
>>551386490...There's a secret event?
>>551386802me on the right
>>551386662>>551386779Gotta wait for the 4th scenario... Falco cuckening gets even WILDER
Really hoping for a guts rainbow at the end, but this the best Oguri I got
>>551386807idk the only rule i know is that the baby should be able to stand on it's own after 1 hour of rest
>>551386561Eishin is having sex with me, her Trainer though?
>>551383067>Creek VA ASMR>Suzuka VA ASMRI need more, more umas whispering in my ears
>>551386918 They added these for many umas last big patch. It makes Taiki very imba so make sure to do it from now on.
>>551386918Beyond the mile
>>551387007>Gluten MorgähnNyoooooooo I'm allergic to Gluten!
>>551386948Kitahara stole her from me...
>>551386802
>>551386084Suzuka that's rude, they are your kouhais
>>551387124I can't believe Kitahara was the ugly bastard all along
>>551385903that is kind of how I imagined it>inb4 techlet retardcan you explain it? I'd be interested in knowing more about what might be involved
>>551386986This looks very good, no reason to take the Teio debuff but if it works it works.
>her only good descendants are mares
>>551386657Sweepy Blast!
>>551386986oh man, you really need It's On to keep up with the pack
>>551387048>>551387054Isn't that a lot of extra races? Still worth it?
>>551385903>I hope you didn't type all that thinking that was a real questionI clearly did anon. You insensitive jerk! Typical software guy... Next time I'll file a jira ticket with the "requires emotional insight" tag appended to my post to help you understand.
>>551375586All the "salvagables" are totally fine, use 2* mile on two of the grandparents and you're good to go. It's a bit lower chance of whatever S but not by enough to really matter too much and oshi fans will run a lot of their favorite to make sure she performs her best. It can definitely be worth it on Biwa specifically (and any other C mile debuts) because otherwise her debut and Asahi Hai are a little shaky.
>>551387007Eishin wife...
>>551384902Not when you're a hive mind Jap. I recall an anecdote where a man wanted to alter his order at a fastfood stop in Japan and the jack offs had to get together and have a discussion on whether they could or not and if they should. The Japanese are notoriously inefficient and hierarchical in their approach to doing things. There's little if any initiative and everything has to be okayed by several people. Something simple has to be taken through all relevant chains of command. Nobody wants to stand out or be the cause of an issue no matter how slight. Remember, these are the people who force kids with a natural brown hair color to die it black because most other people have black hair in class.
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>>551386173>like all thingsdo you seriously not remember the Sex Island anime that was basically a hentai? HANDS OFF was this season toofuckin' tourist
>>551387325Taiki has to go out of her way to do the event and will almost certainly kill her stats in exchange.Head-On is of questionable utility as it's not guaranteed to activate at the best point. If it does activate at the right point and stacks with her other accels then she'll win but more often than not it'll whiff.If you get it off a random spirit burst or inherit it then take it but don't do Taiki's special event as it's probably not worth it.
>>551386665TQ2 any good? TQ1 was boring as fuck to play. GD and its DLCs are top tier though.
