Previous: >>551344221>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Event: Orchestra in Late AutumnCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Symboli Rudolf 3* (Alt), Gold City 3* (Alt), Tosen Jordan 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Curren Chan (SSR), Narita Brian (SSR), Kitasan Black (SSR), El Condor Pasa (SSR)12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>551363202Who's to blame for this
haru!
Merry Christmas!
>>551363098TOO BIG
RRRAAAAGH! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
HO HO HOMERRY CHRISTMAS /uma/HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?IF SO YOUR PRESENT IS a wonderful dream tonight when you sleep :)AND IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD THIS YEAR YOUR GIFT IS a wish that next year is better for you :(
Christmas Eve jiggie (big, rotation)https://jiggie.fun/TNkCqVhttps://jiggie.fun/TNkCqV
>>551356427THE BIG EVENT IS FINALLY HERENICE NATURE ONLY ARIMA KINEN IS HERE!THE TRUE CHRISTMAS HORSE READY TO SCORE IT BIG!Keep in mind that placing 1st or 2nd will result in disqualification, 3rd place is the TRUE winner of this race!
>Haru Urara looking at a crying trainer not realizing she won first
Do we like old men here, /uma/?
Merry kurisumasuuuuuuuuuu
>>551363202Remember to cherish your uma christmas and new year lines, you won't be able to ever again
we love 2% fails right
>>551362816Specialty Priority and Friendship Energy Recovery are how you enable the no rest witmax strategy. For just getting high wit you look at the same stats as you would for any other.
>>551363250orange man, naturally
Train, marry, correction, glue factory
do the kisekis double with each difficulty level
>>551363301She's so cute bros
>>551363202pretty good pronounciation
one of these neichas is not like the others
I wish I have KKK El. Her skills and unique seems really good for Scorpio.
One of these is not like the others ...
Merry Christ-Maya!
it’s christmas :)
So who are top 3 umas to use in the fuji handmade?I assume smart falcon is one
>>551363361What...?
>>551361704hohoho... 20 coals in da jar!
>>551363414>TrainSweep>GlueThe rest
>>551363361Can these fucks please make a singular uma that's just honest to god dislikable?
>>551363293finally something to take my mind off crushing misery and loneliness
>>551363504That's what I thought but her unique is not nearly as good as it looks
NII JAKU JAN?!?!?! I was so close ;_;
>>551363332I AM the old man
>>551363518ME NATURES! THERE'S A NEIGAH ON THE TURF!!
CONGRATULATIONS to that natie who fucking BLEW IT with that last surge
>died to debuffersso that's how it feels huh
>>551363332I like actual old fictional men and not just boyish women, yes.
>>551363598see>>551363593
Hearing the commentator say Nice Nature over and over again...
>tickezo guts card gives On Your Left>tickezo doesn't come with On Your Left natively>can only get On Your Left on her with the Nice Nature cardthis is suboptimal
>>551363518The Poinsettia Stakes...
>>551363629What's the problem? From what I'm seeing, the weaknesses can be covered with the correct setup.
>>551363269
>>551363737I'm extremely neutral on her, so far from what I'm asking for.
Merry ChristmasDigitan LOVE
She is beautiful
>>551363315AND HERE THE WINNER OF THE NICE NEICHA CHRISTMAS STAKES - NICE NEICHA!A shame we had two disqualify Nice Neicha and Nice Neicha, but thems the rules. Suffering from success.Have a merry christmas guys! Thanks for joining!
>>551362941I don't fucking get it I've never failed this event before, do you have to win the first race you run for the fan goal? I swear I've lost that race before and still got Runaway, am I going crazy?
>>551363947no SOUND
Thanks, Tazuna, I'll keep that in mind the next time I see 14 umas in the late surger position...
Ok, so let me get this straightHer name is Ikuno...Dictus...
>>551363947firefox anon....
>>551363985>undefeated>still defeated in a sensekek
>>551363098Merry christmas /uma/dacchis
Don't say Santa Claus, Doto, that's antisemantic
>>551363985Aaaaaaa I was so close! Ah well, fun was had. Merry Christmas and thanks for hosting!
>>551364010i think sho cant count as the 6th maybe? its technically 7th
Does Runaway Suzuka really need a gold recovery for this CM or can I get away with 850+a couple white recoveries?
>>551364010You need 6 or more consecutive wins going into tennsho. You only have 5.
Brian looks pretty in glasses
OISSU
>>551363737I actually quite like that goober
>>551363985Thanks for hosting and Merry Christmas!
>>551364010Tenno Sho needs to be your 7th graded win in a row. The times you still got it after jobbing the fan goal race were probably due to the fact that you ran another optional race afterwards.
MERRY CHRISTMAS MY NEIGHAZ
>>551364010
>>551364216>Uma Atta-
I am alone on Christmas.Can you guys give me an uma wife?
>>551363985thanks for hostingmerry xmas /uma/
>>551364010Yup, need to win 6 races in a row before Tenno Sho. G1 is bait, run the G2 mile instead. It'll still give enough fans. Hell, if you have enough fan bonus then you can run a G3 and still make it.
>>551364216they should really improve the security of tracens trainer apartments
>>551363985yet another example that stamina is a gaslightsankyuu anon and merry HOLYDAYS to everyone!
>>551363985Thanks for hosting, my experimental TT umas jobbed this time but I'll be back with stronger ones next go around.
>>551364148She only needs to see your face, and she's gone.
>>551364323now that's a sound i havent seen in a few months
>>551363332I love Stego
>>551363985Thanks for hosting and Merry Christmas
I love Nice Nature
>>551363985Merry Christmas! Thanks for hosting!
How hard are higher difficulty?Im f2p and dont want to get overwhelmed
>>551364546>Remove every single mention of christmas cuz MUH CHRIST>Too mentally retarded and deraged to come up with a better pun than "chris-maya"the absolute fucking state of tranny infested cygames
45558025AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL NICE NAICHA CHRISTMAS RUNI'M GONNA HOST THE GRINCH RUNTHE RULES ARE SIMPLE, RUN YOUR SINGLE WORST UMA BY STATSTHE WINNER WILL BE WHOEVERS IN LAST PLACEJOIN4555802545558025455580254555802545558025
>>551364613Impossible. Don’t bother.
>>551364613Either run ura or purposely job the last unity race. Either way you're going to strain yourself if you try to make aces so save the challenge mode for parent runs.
WHERE'S THE FREE SHIT KONAMI
ruined by the footstands
>>551364750>RUN YOUR SINGLE WORST UMA BY STATSSay no more
Mare uma starts spitting hot fire, what do?
>>551364010 (me)g fucking g I'm done, never going to get Groundwork + Medium S from inspiration and cards actually ending their event chain and those stats ever again, just kill me please, the one time I decided to run G1 instead of some dogshit G3
>>551364750I don't have an E rank uma.
>>551364091Merry Christmas
>>551364750sowwy I don't have any E rank uma
>>551364010Win all the career races and win one or two more and its guaranteed. She runs jobber races so its p easy.
>>551364750I JUST GLUED THEM.
Merry Christmas /uma/!
>>551364750I'm too good of a toreina, I'll see what I have
Is Red Shift good on Lates for Scorpio?
>>551364932
i love unity cup
>>551364883Is that really enough acceleration? I know runaway works different but still.
>>551364920>>551364896THERES 25 MINUTESYOU CAN EASILY JUST BUMRUSH A G+ RANK REAL QUICK BY FAILING THE MAKE DEBUT
>>551364850Supports HATE! If only they could spare the budget to metal reinforce one side they wouldn't need those ugly things.
>>551364750>mcqueen in the lobbyEEEEEEEEEE
>>551364883just use falco SSR
>>551364932Yeah I’d lick the sweat off Sue me
How tough is this shit? I know like half of you have already gotten to the point where you're clearing multiple max diff runs a day.
>>551364883Groundwork is stupid easy though, just take Smart Falcon.
>>551364750Why did you guys keep your starter inspo umas???
Is Wei considered a Reddit horse?
>>551364850
>>551365101because its always nice to remember where your roots are
>>551363871This track seems to be front and pace heavy and my Condor is often 8th or 9thEven when she's in the right position it activates like 2 times out of 10 I'm just not feeling it
>>551364981>Seiun lost
>>551364932Her maestros are swinging…
This is my wife, Belno Light.
>>551364185
>>551365239oguri was better with ponytail too
>>551365239>Finally get accepted to Tracen, hopeful to find a cute trainer to marry (christmas)>Get scouted by a stinky female, a stinky UMA while at it>>551365251cccccccccute
>>551365084Nothing a Maruzensky or Oguri cannot beat
>>551365160
did you guys seriously glue your G umas?
>>551364963>>551364963>>551364963>>551364963>>551364963please respond
>>551364750WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT....
>>551364305
>>551365384perchance
Imagine if uma had profile comments like in granblue fantasy
>HolidaysGlobalcucks lmao
>>551365041>>551365087I can't make good enough Suzuka using Falco card, I tried but they somehow get overtaken by normal front runners during mid race a lot of the time so I'm trying to build one with more wit
>>551365384Ask another day faggot, its christmas time.
>>551365384No
>huge tits>fun races>people actually talking to each other/uma/ is kinda nice on Xmas, wow
>>551365384>>551364963No, it is only good on Maruzen herself. It activates too early to be any useful.
>>551365398You purposely fail every training for 35 turns for optimal blocker urara
>>551365463how much wit did those suzukas have?
>>551365456MERRY CHRISTMASU, TOREINA-DONO!
>>551365398The Taishin killer...
>>551365398a crime against humanity
>>551364750WE STILL HAVE 6 SLOTS LEFT, OR 18 MINUTES UNTIL THE TIMER RUNS OUT TO FIND OUT THE WORST OF THE WORSTJOIN NOW4555802545558025455580254555802545558025
>>551365251Oh my god
I am quitting Uma Musume. Recommending me a different better gacha.
Guys....
>>551365720FGO
>>551365124TikTok horse
>>551365483Thread quality has been so low lately it really feels like a christmas miracle.
>>551365556fapped to her so much...
>>551365658I think you can't join once the timer hits 15 minutes so we have 3 minutes left.
>>551365720ones that arent PC garbge, so go >>551365556
>>551365191My Christmas dinner is gonna be Chrono's umanko.
>>551365720Life. Go find love in the dating gacha.
>>551365742nice parent run bwo
>>551365791oh
>>551365720Blue Archive actually celebrates Christmas
>>551365398You don't even need to remove the trainer name. She's her own Trainer
>>551365483It's "Christmas" you stupid son of a bitch. Go die.
>>551365720https://youtu.be/GOX6GQgJP7g?si=dJpyTMdSmB1fX8p-
>>551365556I have fapped to pregnant fox-Kitasan Black more times than I'd like to admit
>>551365720ITS HAPPENINGTime to come home Narita Top Road bro...
>>551365720Genshin Impact sounds more like your type of game
>>551365923I think you'll find that it's actually "winter holidays".
>>551365923the chi-rho is the epithet of christ in the native language of the new testament...
>>551365752but it's about to EOS
>>551365720Limbus Company. Christmas comes up a number of times during the actual story. Speaking of story, it's actually kino.
>>551365923HAPPY HOLIDAYS BWO!>>551365978my super mega cute cf>>551365953anon nyooo...
>>551366003Yeah that was the point
>>551365552~700 with 2-3 mid race skills, it's not like she was dying or something she would be running solo and still somehow fronts would catch up to her
Here's what coc + glass look like on lvl 2. I only got 2 rewards for clearing so it looks like you either go big or mega grind.
Decent enough to keep or off to the glue factory?
I believe in Matikanefukukitaru's bad luck!
ok but why does Falco scream HOOEEEE ARIGATOUwho is she calling hoe and why is she thanking her
>>551366049eh isnt that the one where its fans keep touching little kids or some shit?think i saw some twitter drama over it or someshit
>>551366058Which holidays are you referring to, nigger?
>>551365923I will now spend the rest of today and tomorrow exclusively using Xmas just to mock (You)
>>551366178She's making moe noises ie: japanese vtubers
>>551366178
>>551366178it's the dumb pijon's mating call
people that sexualize haru urara belong in a fucking woodchipper
>>551366197the ones for WHITE people, brown.
>>551366174Rape
Man I missed it. Made the funniest McQueen
>>551366150Pace is easily the worst pink in the whole game. I can't think of a single uma that would benefit from pace sparks. Even front/late/end has their uses, but pace is just mega aids in your lineage. Still, stam3 is stam3. I'd keep it.
Why is she like this?
>>551366196They sound based>caring about twitter dramaUma truly has fallen to the normalfags, no wonder they celebrate random holidays during December instead
>>551366318Truth
>>551365923>anon pretends to be upset by thing>anons start posting said thing just to upset this anon10/10 perfect usage of reverse psychology...
>>551366350What's wrong with pace? Why would you not want a spark to max out your style if you're running pace?
>Taiki Shuttle actually goes NyooooooooI hate this character.
this is the lowest race ever
>>551366196I don't keep tabs on any fandoms. Any kind of drama only gets to me by chance. Even if, who gives a shit? Has nothing to do with the game.
>>551366080shouldn't get the case what you have unrestrained and angling?
>>551363573yada
>>551364750Pure misery. I forgot about the turf aptitude. Matikanefukukitaru never stood a chance at losing...
>>551366318
>>551366278Why do people keep posting this Fine Motion gif in response to Falso posts?? What connection do those 2 have?
what is /uma/ eating for christmas?
>>551366386Me and my brother back when we were kids would sniff expired milk. Sometimes we'd put it back in the fridge just to let it get even more rancid so we could hit it again.
>>551366386Bad habits from a previous life
AND THERE YOU HAVE ITCONGRATULATIONS TO /uma/S FIRST EVER GRINCHTHE TRUE WINNER OF THIS ALL, IN A CANON VICTORY BY THE UMA HERSELFi also recorded the race if you want me to post that too
>>551366178I think she says ouen arigatou
>>551366650my best friend is a whore
>>551366650Fuck the guy who banned me from jiggle because I jacked off to this
>>551366756MAKWEEEEEEN!
>>551366650
>>551366492I actually am mildly irritated by "x-mas" and "happy holidays". It was a part of my childhood growing up, and now it's just another way globohomos are trying to erode my culture and traditions. You don't see any other holiday getting that kind of treatment. It actually pisses me off when someone says "Happy holidays" to me when I'm leaving a store as if we both didn't grow up in the same country. It's so fucking petty.
>>551366386at least she's not making you sniff it
>>551366656?
>>551366501Style S only grants a wit bonus. Far less impactful than distance's speed and track's power bonuses. Plus, specific to unity, having a style bumped to A that you don't intend to ever run will suck up random skill hints.
alright link me the bot, I can't do this anymore
>>551366686Can't wait until dual engine comes out so Ulala has some competition on biggest jobber
>>551366650Yeah i would
>>551366562>You don't see any other holiday getting that kind of treatmentI'll give you one guess to find out why
>>551366686HERE IS THE RACE IN ITS ENTIRETY IF YOU WANNA WATCHhttps://files.catbox.moe/mc3of3.mp4please be nice to the non-grinches
>>551366939taabo actually won races though
>>551366686>>551367000ty bwo
>>551366881Raw irony to use the word "petty" at the end of a post like that, like THICK irony
>>551366910WAIT THAT'S SMART FALCON?!?!?! THE GIF LOOKS LIKE FINE MOTION!! WHAT IS THAT MONSTROCITY?!?!?!
>>551367000>nearly 30 seconds between MAKWEEN winning and the last ulala passing the finish lineholy fuck
>Merry Christmas, Torena-kunwhy are they like this?
>>551364889My dick becomes E rank when faced off with Grass Wonder
>>551366668Takeout sushi
>>551366650very succable tbqh baka senpai desu
>no gibs since globalbabs don't celebrate クリスマスlol草 even
>>551367158Christmas is illegal son, it's super bigoted, get over it
>>551366686My Goldship didn't even bother using her unique
>>551366668fried chicken
>>551366502
I can no longer do 2111 despite ballmaxxing as much or even more than i usually do for junior year, all my runs are literally 2211 at this point the fuck is going on
>>551367158Because the tolerant Californians cant tolerate anything related to the name of Christ.
>>551366502NYOUUUUUUUUU
>>551367303Are you running showtime mode?
>>551367080Luminous Twirler Smart Falcon is the name on the wiki at least. It’s not that bad in game. The hair’s just a bit boring.
why did she think this would be a good present?
>>551366650>toreina san >whatcha looking on your phone
>>551367065Look fag, just because you don't care about anything, or nothing in your childhood was ever significant enough to leave a lasting impression on you, doesn't mean everyone else should be a soulless husk. Christmas is an important holiday to me, and edgy little atheists who feel the need to shit on things just to be nasty cunts to religious people IS petty.
>>551367437Happy Saturnalia!
can ANYONE explain why matikane is the recommended SR wit card?it has lower speciality than tachyon and daiwa
>>551367416The hair is the best part though. It highlights how round her face is.
>>551367421This is no different from a child asking if she could paint her dad's nails for fun
>>551367467insanely based edit
>>551367421marking her trainer...
based
>>551367506Bonus to her scenario events
Even with all the info and event shit, it doesn't feel cluttered.A Japanese company that knows about UX, this truly is the best timeline.
>>551367000
>>551366668>Ham sandwich>BBQ Pork and Fish>Spaghetti>Mango Graham
>>551367421Happy birthday
>>551363985https://files.catbox.moe/wdcjtg.mp4I'm late, but a beautiful ending.
>>551367690she may be the one uma us ningens could take on bwos...
>>551366881kek
>>551367506>removes one Unity Uma so you can focus your spirits better and get a stronger team member later>right-handed >40 friendship so you can start recovering energy and snowballShe's only recommended f2p in right tracks.
>>551367710it was actually 2 days ago, but idk why they're still saying it
>>551367437>steals a holiday to stamp out native culture>cries when people stop caring about itWhat goes around comes around christcuck.
>>551366668has some sausagenow im gonna eat moonshine soaked peaches outta a jar
God Bless URA Finale
>>551367873I think it's just so you have a chance to see the birthday lines
>>551367000>the grinch is still 2 times faster than the human world record for the 3k
>no suzuka>no og maruAnyone else giving up this CM? I can probably get to A finals just fine but after that I'm not even hoping with all this 3 front bullshit.
SISTERS WHERE'S OUR BONUSIT'S NOT FAIR JP FAGS ARE LAUGHING AT US AGAIN
>>551367897Christ is king. Hope this helps.
>Want to buy an uma plush because I've fallen for the subliminal messaging>They're hundreds of dollars because they're sold only in JapanCygames would make a fortune if they ever decide to set up shop in the States.
>>551368021Happy Winter Holidays!
/uma/ global is truly the brown generalWhat do mudskins and seanigs even celebrate? Is it fuck your goat day today for them?
>>551367979>the statistical weakest Uma musume is still twice or thrice as strong as a peak human Lmao
>>551368006do you see the christmas tree in the lobby?no?its not christmas then
Hanukkah and Kwanzaa
>>551367971naruhodo
I will turn pro christmas if the anti christmas agenda is actually BROCKING us from getitng free caratsFUCK YOU COMMIEFORNIA
Don't fight bwos its christmas, we should be celebrating and enjoying ourselves
...
>>551366350Bro? Your Hot Rod?
>>551367997Your discouragement is weak and your gaslighting is lame. Focus on your grind rather than your misinfo campaign.
>>551368021Halo is King
>>551368178But 99% of posters here are brown subhumans that don't celebrate Christmas albeit
You'll get 500 monies and 2 clocks and LIKE IT
>>551368190Emotionless sex with Manhattan cafe, where sometimes she makes a noise or withholds a grunt!
So many anons are going to get coal tonight
>>551367997Why would you need to give up?
How's straight descent for Scorp?
>>551368258Orfevre is king, idiot.
>>551368326My boyfriend is white... unless...
>>551368269You don't have to be a christian to celebrate christmas though
I wanted to let you all know I love all of you and I especially love the club I am though I would never tell them directly Merry Christmas guys.
>>551367997>Anyone else giving up this CM?
>>551368178Christmas? No such thing! Happy Holidays althoughbeit!
>>551368397>JOBferve
>>551368473SameMerry Christmas friend!except my danchou FUCK HIM
>>551367997I beat S rank goldshits last CM I don't fear no Suzuka and much less no MaruzenskySeiun Sky may be a little scary though
>>551368569>>551368397>>551368258>>551368021KNEEL before your GOD
I have an unhealthy attraction to Ikuno Dictus
>>551368378Don't bother, it doesn't work
so what did you guys get for christmas?i got a super large and fluffy bathrobe pullover thingy thats almost like a sleeping bag really and i look like a retard in it but its super soft and fluffyand i got money ... i wish i got fun presents instead of money
DANCHOOOO CAN YOU KICK THE FLATLINERS FOR MY PRESENT
>/uma/ is the worst CyGames general now>the others are enjoying their Christmas gibs while we get nothing
>>551368758I bought a threadmillHopefully I can burn 50 Kg by 2027
>>551368758i got an embroidery machine :)
>>551368689>Ch*stn*t
hehe..
I swear to god there's some sort of hidden check in the game that goes "if (borrowed_parent) return dogshit_rng"
>>551368758I got presents for everyone but only my mom got something for me... I'm gonna grinch all their asses next year
>>551368758nothing and nobody because i'm a loser
>>551368758Clothes mostly. However I bought my wife a high powered laser off Alibaba.
>>551367997Believe our favorite pace traineesJust put alot of midrace skills for them and believe.
>>551368790>WorstYou should check in on /gbfg/ whenever more male banners and events get announced
>>551368758You guys still get gifts? I've stopped getting one a lot of years ago...
>>551365793God I wish I could spend Christmas with Chrono…
>>551369069Why are there so many fucking normalfags on 4chan these day>oh look at me I have a wife>oh look at me I have a house>oh look at me I am normalThis place used to be the asshole of the internet where the scum of society would gather, how the fuck did some turbo normie faggot with a well paid 9 to 5 job end up here.Kill yourself
>>551369121They still get the roulette around this time thoughever. What does global get?
>>551368569>Triple Crown winnerCope and seethe until you die.
>>551368758Did secret santa at workGot a 14-in-1 hatchet/hammer thing and a $40 scratcher (it was a dud) from a coworkerHavent gotten myself a real gift yet, dunno what i want.
>>551369204We grew up
post something cute
>>551368967That's why I made my own parents! Actually it's great being able to glue a run in junior year if something fucks up.
>>551368990Same! Let’s goooooo!
>>551369273
Urarabros?
>>551368758I took myself out to Waffle House and my waitress seemed into me. Maybe looking too into it, but you never know. Like ever. You never fucking know and I hate it. I can at least say I got a smile from a girl.
>>551368613
>>551368758the usual, lots of chocolates, shampoo, socks, and boxersI kinda really like my gifts honestly, it's actually fucking awesome to have brand-new socks and boxers
>>551369204what the other anon saidwhen you go on here first as a 15 year old, you grow up if you spend a decade+ here
>>5513692044chan used to be primarily 20 year old neets/edgelords, then they grew up and got jobs
>>551369204Danchou..
so let me guess this straight, we will be rolling for *checks notes* happy holidays oguri..?
>>551368758a hentai adaptation of gyaru harem invasion
>>551368758Money, chocolates, clothes. The usual.
>>551369459Why the fuck would you make this?
>>551369204I've been posting here since 2004 anon. Back then I was a ronery faggot just like you. Now I'm an adult that learned how to do basic things like lift weights and make money. It was enough to find a nerdy gf who gives me footjobs on the regular. I believe in you too, anon. We're all going to make it.
>>551369204Your ilk are on Twitter now
>last training>THIS DAMNABLE GREEDY VILE GLUTTONOUS PIG FAILS A 7% THAT WOULD'VE GOTTEN HER TO NEARLY IF NOT MAX SPEEDDUMB FUCKING FATTY FAT FAT FAT SPEBESE IF YOU DON'T PUT DOWN THE FORK I AM SHOVING IT UP YOUR EYESOCKET
>>551369117when will this animator fucking post a nsfw version
>>551368473
>>551368716I keep confusing her with that other girl
>>551369473i'm saving for chiyono o to complete all the sakuras
>>551367421you let your nails get painted and she lets her womb get painted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no9GJ0R3od8
How did they make the short haired princely Uma so sexy?
well this was unexpected. My highest S. Not even a borrow run, was doing fuji. Ton of good hints... cucked by distance S as usual
>>551369473It's Kwanza Oguri, get it rite dawg
>>551369627ptsd
>>551369665she's not you're just a fag
>>551369561
Am I supposed to be impressed?Am I supposed to be intimidated?
>>551369359wheres the tl, anondacchi?
>>551369537It's over for me, sorry
must have skills for pace ogurin for scorpio?
>>551369762>gets blocked
>>551369695>lack of power on a rain CMdoes she survive?
>>551367852Tbh I still like her on left tracks because she just dumps skill points on your head
>>551369665Pretty, confident, reliable, fun, boob window.
>>551369808Triumphant Pulse
>>551369665I will be eternally grateful to whoever chose that racing suit for Fuji
>>551369665It all depends on how you present yourself. The paizuri window in her racing outfit helps separate her from the usual Haruka Tenou types.
>>551369794Start from here https://x.com/_adambb/status/2003959964533248175
>>551369731oh no anyon called me a fag for liking a girl how tragic...
>>551369816I actually won by 3/4
>>551369204>coworkers told me one of my colleagues has a crush on me >hates life but always smiles when she sees me >I do nothing with this info Relationships are icky. I just wanna buy figures and write uma fanfic
>>551369808shooting for victory
>>551369537Fuck off old-timer. Site's shit. Life's shit. We can't all make it. There's nothing on the other side for some of us. We don't come here for shitty platitudes. Why do you think we come to 4chan of all places?
>>551369069>High powered temu laser>Not the HIGHLY ILLEGAL temu bluetooth jammernext time you're outdoors and experience diversity you'll regret it
Is fuji's racewear the most horny they get?
>>551369961>ONE FUCKING PAGE per tweetwhat the fucking fuck is this horse shit?>we went from people posting new manga chapter on youtube to THIS
>>551369961danke
>the brash, tomboy uma suddenly becomes girly and quiet when alone with you on Christmas eveI came to this fanart.
>>551369752WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT BUTTERBALL
>>551369808Here's my PaceGuri for reference, just made her so idk if she's good or not
>>551370064Neo universe and mihono bourbon
>>551369807Thank you 9/11 for indirectly creating uma musume and giving us Sweep ass
>>551370064In terms of horny racewear she's up there. In terms of most horny piece of media from umamusume, it's Still In Love's song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv8xoD-E-h0
>>551370124gap. moe.
>>551369961VODKA SPOTTED
>>551369964Anon, everyone knows liking girls is gay.
>>551369987playing the courting game gets a lot less appealing after attaining wizardhood
>>551369561It's Christmas you autistic nigger, calm down
>>551370124Long hair Opera is a blessing
>>551369987femcels aren't real
>>551370018Probably the same reason I come here. Because normalslime are intolerable and only the freaks here are able to make you smile. They aren't just platitudes, though. I genuinely believe anyone can turn their life around. If you saw where I came from and what I was able to change you might believe me, but it's 4chan, so you'll never really know I suppose.Aside from that guy posting mare pussy. He's done for.>>551370030I was looking at those too, it's honestly a treasure trove.
>>551370291>9/11 for indirectly creating uma musume...what?
>>551370064your smaruzensky?
>>551370351I’m 26 but I’ve already tired myself out with dating after being a manwhore in undergrad. Can’t deal with fitting my personality to someone else.
>>551370442>He doesnt knowAnd you never will
>>551363486
>>551368758I bought games on Steam that I likely won't play
>>551369961Thanks>>551370113Chill bro nobody posted it on dex yet
>>551363486holy moly
>Multiplier x1Uhh
>>551370287>>551370495Maybe anime has influenced me but bikinis and leotards don't seem that crazy to me. Certainly not like a huge boob window like fuji's.
how do you even make TT horse in unity. My current barely even qualify for retention
>>551369869surprisingly she seems okay. Im not testing against other suzus but shes 3/6 with 2 close losses against this pack. All the taikis are med S decent 14k. Marus 13-14k
Guys I need to let you know I'm from reddit and I love Tachyon.
>>551370610>reading comprehensionretard
>>551370362I am a proud and ardent follower of Muhammad (PBUH), it's just Wednesday to me infidel
Umadachis, I am going to say something controversial and unusual. I want to have sexual relationship with Dober.
>>551370780Real Muslims celebrate Christmas and sing Jingle Halal, you're just a larper
>>551370771Coffee-stained hands typed this post.
Is the game fucking bugged? Every run I do, I'm CONSTANTLY getting my spirit bursts on guts. It's like they show up on stats that you're obviously not trying to train. This shit is driving me up a wall.
so who's the best uma to use for the Fuji event?
>>551369987I'm afraid that won't do anon
>>551371004fuji
>>551370697Personally I think leotards in Umamusume's case are much sexier given how the only other options for umas are bikinis or safety shorts underneath skirts. A leotard is the closest you'll get to an "upskirt". I might also be biased because of how much I like asses.
>>551370780هل كانت عائشUmamusume؟ هل مارس محمد الجنس مع فتاة Umamusume ؟
>>551371026I hate this stupid fucking shit engrish character
>>551371004Whoever you can win easily with. There's no bonus for scoring better just getting the good ending.
>>551371059sex
>>551370780You are allowed and encouraged to celebrate Christmas as a Muslim. You have to believe in Jesus otherwise you are a heretic. You just can't worship him.
>>551370936I've had half a dozen runs in a row with atrocious trainings like that. It's just bad RNG.
somebody wants to kill my uma
>>551371004You telling me theres anyone easier than the girl who took everyone's URA virginity while getting the event bonus card?
At least I have you guys
Somehow this maru keeps competiting with good taikis even tho 0 accel (suzu). Don't get it. Obv the power is relatively high but..
>>551371106Her engrish is definitely more endearing for jp audiences but I like her because of a silly little thing. It's her hide and seek event with nishisno flower where the very end reveals taiki's pretending to not be able to find her just to cheer her up.
>>551371106dont say that...
>>551371237no I gotta go too, party is starting
>>551371308stop posting this you faggot
>>551371272Deck?
>>551371181Christmas sex with Dia.
>>551370936I've actually also been having some strangly high guts weight on my cards.
>>551371308Keep posting this
>>551370851Merikuri from the Mejiro familyFuck the haters, Ryan's our main characterhttps://youtu.be/1LkS_UubYjw
IT'S CALLING ME
>>551371121Is there any reason to pick Unity over URA?
>>551371471sex
>>551364963>>551365384If it activates late at the right time yeah, pretty big if though
>>551371464Do it
Would this be a viable build? I've never successfully gutsmaxxed before.
is power a gaslight for scorpio?
>overseas scoutingBROS THE BLACK SHIPS ARE COMING
>>551371272>it's on instead of fast pace and final pushwhat?
>>551371545
>>551371471Avoid accidentally running ura when you aren't paying attention I guess? Or if you want the unity spark on a parent run.
>>551370064Gran Alegria’s is pretty obscene
>>551371272professor a shit
>>551371614when will they animate THIS?
OH MY VISHNU THE ACCUPUNCTURE WOMAN ACTUALLY CAME BACK TODAYIT'S A SCIENCEMAS MIRACLE
>>551371614The Black Ships already arrived after the Northern bastard bring that silent day here
I blame /uma/ for making me want to have sex with boys
>>551371614>you could say this is a... golden generation>avengers theme plays
>>551371691You'll get another chance
Guts bubbles are good though. The guts unity skill is the best of them all.
>>551371614>Black ShipsKurofune never ever…
How important is duty of dignity calls on Suzuka?
>>551368758You guys receive things?
>>551371391also do sweep instead of windy>>551371668well you get what you get, but the steamy shown, which i would think should be stronger, seems to regularly lose to the other s.maru
why does taiki have dogshit affinity with every hors but one of the best inherits
>>551371815cute cute cute cute
SLUT
>>551371883no, power unity is
>>551367421There's hors dumb, and then there's Jordan. Just go along with it.
suzuka has a bootleg crier now
>>551371075Yes, her name was Nishino Henna>>551371147 I wasn't joking I actually am a Muslim & my family has never celebrated Christmas so I do not know in the slightest what you are on
>everyone in my country going overseas to celebrate>I will celebrate Christmas alone since I legally cant leave this country due to active military service see you guys in a jiggie later orz
>>551371737if you missed the memo prof is very strong in scorp esp when you can get for 6 hints
>>551371614>OverseasLets hope that this is a tease towards introducing new horses into the game
>>551372085*family
Lmao who's scared of Happy Meek
>>551368758My co-worker got me a Rubik's cube but was acting like I was too young to know what it was. I'm fucking 34
>>551372085Oof. Grim. Thank you for your service....wherever you are I guess
>>551372221I still can't believe they made a whole uma with story and made her fully inaccessibleI WANNA TRAIN HAPPY MEEK!!!
>>551372228>some motherfucker thinks that a 34 old has no idea what a rubiks cube isbitch i'm 32 and grew up with some
>>551369961>timeskip to Season 1Just retcon that shit, king.
>>551371106i fucking that engrish character
>>551372324You need to be lovers with Aoi to unlock that option
>>551372116Next scenario will be an america expeditionThey are adding the del mar racetrackWith it we shall get more burger horses
>>551371656what's the name of this racehorse? can't see the name badge too well because I'm on mobile
>>551371995the more the merrier
>>551371915american
>>551372469More Importance
>>551372376It’s a reference to the Starting Gate manga
>>551372469https://www.racing.com/horses/more-importance-5285248A CHESTNUT A FUCKING CHESTNUT
>>551372370That's what I was telling her but the fucked up thing was she thought I just turned 20 or something. Even they know what a Rubik's cube is, right?
HOLY FUG WE'RE THE STRONGEST ATM
>>551372691>she thought I just turned 20 or somethingwhat the fuck?>right?dont be so sure about that one...
If you guys were forced to choose between Dia and Kitasan which one would you pick?
>>551372669>>551372541Oh wow, an australian racehorse. I wonder where he's stabled, maybe I can visit him
>>551372376So when they retire they just flat our live on campus and race for fun then. Just like the ranches that take care of horses. I wonder if they have a career program to help retired racers find jobs.
WEI
>>551372793somewhere in victoria
>>551372780I simply dont pick.
>>551372780Kitasan drained my fucking wallet, Dia can take care of me. The choice is obvious
>>551372780
>>551372691Yeah, competitive cubing was popular for a short period of time 10 or so years agot. 25
>>551372780Kita. Love me loyal doggies.
>>551372830they don't actually retire in umaland they move to the "dreamleague" the fantic post game league
Hypothetically if your horse wins the american triple crown can you put up Winning the Soul during the winning parade?
>>551372780kitasan raped me so I choose Dia
>>551372376I can't believe this series still has to cling to this shit-tier main characterI mean hell if you only played the gacha you'd assume mcqueen is the MC considering the story starts with her watching the final cingray race
Power stat is such a fucking scam, you can easily get away with 700-800 of it because skills do the actual accelerating.
>>551373059What modded game is this?
>>551373126power is needed for uphills
>>551363985Wait, why were they disqualified? I was able to follow the other races without watching MY TAIKI SHUTTLE GOT SECOND, SEIUN SKY SUCKS BOOOOO but I'll be damned if I can remember which epithet I gave mine.
>>551373141Erauma >>551373059Need this shit developed until it’s like TW
>>551373126power is there to help you keep up with the pack when going uphill
>>551372731Is that really a good thing? That just means we proportionately have the most anons without anything better to do.
I've activated your Showtime mode. You're hard now.
Matikanefukukitarumas eve!
Now that we are in the romantic festive mood, is it finally okay to have Neitcha sex?
>>551372780Satono Diamond
>>551373168Bro I'm retarded, I see it's a Chinese game how do you English it?
>>551373462look up "open wide for a spoonful"
>>551373072desu mcqueen not showing up AT ALL in the final cingray chapter was actually shit since she looks up to oguri and the game LITERALLY picks up right when cingray ends
>>551373347It's always a good time for nature sex
>>551371761Just realized I haven't seen her in over a month despite doing dailies, ace training, and occasional spark grinding. Did they change the rate for her?
>>551373059THE RAPED
All my bros jollyBros, Merry Christmas
Cute
>>551373598Events with urara/rice/taiki/matafuku/riko take priority over acupuncture woman
>>551373501i like mcfat saw ryan get RAPED AND BETRAYED by oguri and thought "omg that's so inspirational"
>>551373059I've never seen umas do this before.
>>551373724desu no one likes ryan except extreme contrarians
>>551373501>directly tease Makween succession in line with the first chapter of the game story>don't even show her at all at the endwhat were they thinking
>>551373762I mean they usually do it in private.
>>551373783i like ryan because shes cute though and her voice and personality are nice
>Cafe's schizo ass just thinks santa is a cosmic horror in the skybased
>>551373724She's just like me frfr
>>551373882i hate her voice
>>551373336wtf I have a boner now.
>>551373724But the game's story isn't canon, right? Aren't we supposed to be getting a Cingray continuation with Daiwa as the protagonist and Peakahara Jo as her trainer?>>551373882Ryan is fine, it's just that Ryanfags are obnoxious extremist faggots
>>551372830They're pro athletes. They get rich selling shoes and shampoo.
>>551373462Open wide https://sugoitoolkit.com/
>>551373967The game is "canon" but the game also takes place over 7 billion timelines since you can be every fucking uma's trainer
130 pieces per puzzle, no rotationhttps://jiggie.fun/umajigmas
>>551373762>He doesn't have the Cygames® VIP Account™ that gives you access to the full game>He's seriously playing the censored F2P version with 80% of the content scooped outWhy are you even in these threads?
>>551374003on the git theres a plugin for a built in translator, umadacchi
>>551373939
>>551373928She's a spooky uma.
>>551374128Oh shit for real?
>>551374180It's batuma.
>>551374180>>551373928She may actually be my oshi nowI love her voice, her fashion, but wow her story was REALLY good. I thought it'd just be schizoshit but it turned out to be schizoshit with actual pure-hearted romance mixed in between
>>551374128>>551374208it's kind of ass because you can't hover over any words or there'll be a google translator popup that covers the whole ass screen but otherwise is pretty decent
>>551374101There's a point where they become too big to be attractive. This isn't it.
>>551374269I'm going to go crazy
>>551374208https://gitgud.io/era-games/erauma/-/packages/3832>>551374368just click the translated part, and itll focus on that and remove the popup
>>551374328i played it over three nights skipping daily kinoooooooooooo
>>551374269She is SO cute but at the same time it's hard to imaging her running at mach speed since she moves in slow motion
I feel pretty good about making A finals this time, even with >1199, would love to get more skills on Biwa but that Medium S lottery is painful on her
>>551374490
>>551374101there's literally no representation of Daiwa Scarlet that isn't extremely hot
>>551374406Don't tell the Dascafags that, they might listen, latch on to a better uma, and shit up their reputation as well
>>551363098Female lurkers add me up on djscord : frngfalknif you're interested in video games, lolis, anime,kemonos any artistic and creative activities, and various franchises like AVGN, Pokemon, Fate, Dragon Quest, Monster Hunter, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem, Iimbus company, Final Fantasy, Digimon, Disgaea, monogatari, megaman, rwby, touhou, /m/series and many more
Is there any way for an American to vote on Japanese horse races? I've never been a sports better, or any kind of gambler, until I started playing Umamusume. Now I kinda want to be able to get something tangible out of gambling instead of 1* Wit sparks.
>>551374525I have yet to hit med s and groundwork on my su. Bunch of room matches were she barely gets over taken and I kbow med S would save her.
DID YOU KNOW that in umamusume the only reason Oguri FAT won his last race was because the Mejiro's thought that year's arima was a free win so they put the jobber Ryan in instead of Mcqueen So there's always the WHAT IF of Mcqueen RAPING AND BETRAYING Oguri in an alternate timeline
>>551373967>Daiwa as the protagonistthat would be lame, what we really need is a COOL protagonist
>>551374626Are you sure about that?
>>551371614GIB EL CONDOR PASA MANGA SO THEY CAN RETCON SEASON 1 WITH A REAL GOLDEN GENERATION ANIME
>>551374328I enjoyed her story a lot as well. It seemed very different from the usual career story in that it didn't revolve around wanting to win a specific race or compete with a specific uma. I also enjoyed the new background artwork and the supernatural elements to her career. A couple of her events are actually pretty spooky with the music and the darkness.
>>551374694do you mean kinen fan vote
>>551374865the fact that everyone's a girl screwed Vodka the most because her accomplishments were truly amazing
>>551374757Mejiro total collapse and dynasty death confirmed deserved?
Mare-ry Christmas Trainer!
>>551374757Why did they constantly pull McQueen and put Ryan in for stuff like this, I swear I read the same thing about Gold Ship's arima kinen
>>551374961
>>551374971let other horses build up a resume of g1 appearances so their stud fees go up
>>551374735Getting knocked out by Kawakami Princess!
>>551374865It's cooler to be the antagonist, though.
>>551374971worked for me
>finally get med S on maru after a dozen runs>kita does her 20% spec impressionstill usable but qq..
i don't think i can watch the next season of cingray without her
>>551374961But you're a super-cute stallion, Luna-chan
>>551374912No, I mean I want to take my USD and put it on some horses so I can get more money.
So uh. What's the meta people are waiting for?
>>551375107based palmer enjoyer
>>551374971Least it wasn't as bad as Palmer>Literally no one except one of the staff believe she can win Takarazuka Kinen>won
>>551374885A season 1 redone in-house by cygames, without the suzu wank, would be nice.
>>551375125get a plushie
I am afraid of what she might do to me. Such a small uma shouldn't be this powerful.
When will Rudolph address the rampant uma on uma crimes at Tracen?
>>551375175swimsuit goldship debuffer
>>551375202>without the suzu wanknever gonna happen
have a Happy Holiday season /uma/!>>551375154you have to go to the actual courses and gamble in person, like i will next year
>>551373967Her name is SCARLET!
>>551375125They're putting Oguri in the Suffering Device soon if that makes it any better, evilchudhorseanon
>>551375242>rudolphFucking WHOOOOOOOO!?
>>551375237is that classic year?holy fuck i'm doomed....
>>551374961I've been pine-ing for some Rudolf Christmas tree puns.
>>551375237how many kisekis do you get on x3
>>551375342Senior year. It's still scary as fuck to see them have B stats before URA.
Is Mcqueen a princess or a whore?
>>551375263
>>551375175I'm a turbo shitter so I'm waiting for MANT meta where I can make good S-rank horses after an hour long career
>>5513754053its really simple1x is 1 reward5x is 5 rewards
>>551374269I'm going to try loop this
>>551375429yeah
>>551373347Nature and her trainer have sex every christmas
post something boyish
>>5513754053 if you win URA. Probably only fills half the bar if you fail
>>551375263Hello? Cygames? My Christmas bonus carats? My Happy Winter Holidays selector ticket? My Xmas rainbow uncap crystal?
>>551375429yes
>>551375463eeeeeeee that's more than one career per day even at maximum difficulty
Reminder that the following umas are now unplayable in MANT's arrival due to their shit-tier mile aptitude:>Nice nature (salvagable)>fuku>winning tickezo>special week (salvagable)>top gun>gold ship (salvagable)>rice shower (salvagable)>rudolph (salvagable)>mcqueen>tokai teio>tosen jordan>cafe>TM opera>biwa (salvagable)>Taishin>seiun sky (salvagable)>doto>eishin flash(please be aware that the "salvageable" is very generous and most JP vets would tell you to not bother)If you like any of these umas, please plan accordingly that you will need to prepare to stop using them in competitive content
>>551375175Thought I could make S ranks after mlb kitasan. Turns out I'm just bad at the game.
>>551375429the biggest whores I know irl always had flat chests
The trainer is Christmas.Merry Christmas.
>>551375586why would the mile aptitude be a problem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ilj3BMz13NAcinderella gray ost dropped
>>551375556are cockon and brown juiced in the finals?>>551375175some really hot horses like ayabe palmer cheernatie
>>551375545
>>551375586She is coming...
do I need to watch the rest of umamsume to understand Cinderella Gray or can I go straight into it?
>>551375710
>>551375202They need to show why Suzuka deserved that wank, she did nothing in the show to show that she deserved it. Spechud was wanking her from Episode 0, everything happened offscreen.
>>551375706MANT is race based, more races more stats.
>>551371727I NEED this erotic mare's crotch SLAMMED into my face NOW
>>551375716yes. ideally you run URA scenario or lose intentionally in the Unity races to avoid Riko's monsters
>>551375687>>551375689>>551375752Marry Christmas (Luna is Christmas)
>>551375608biggest whores I know were both EXTREMELY fat, like outright obese. Huge tits sure, but like easy 300 lbs.Makes me wonder why women even bother with weight when total hamplanets have a line of men at the ready
>>551374328I felt bad for her when she wanted to have a quiet dinner with her trainer at the restaurant but her fans were embarrassing her
>>551375716Yes and on level 1 they are already rocking 4x A stats. I noped the fuck out of Aoharu after seeing that.
>>551375429wikipedia dot org slash madonna - whore complex # in psychoanalysis
>>551375803kino...
>>551375806>>551375745i said "boyish", not ugly as fuck, avatarfaggot>>551375801everything can be seen as a standalone really. you can watch things out of order however you like, especially cingray as its a completely different timeline/universe anywaydo not try to understand ot link ANYTHING in this franchise, ever
highlight of my eve was kasamatsu ondo played back to back in jiggie thanks jiggers for making my eve less bad
>>551375830Is she flower/sweep sized?
>>551375918all the granblue art looks so good then eroge artist daiwa sticks out like a sore thumb
>>551375907Do NOT treat my wife Seiun like that
>>551375880jobbing the finals is technically easy if you just assign everyone to shit aptitudes but tedious
>>551375948Even S1-3 of the anime can be treated separately?
>>551375981gg, it was a good jiggie!
>>551376051 No, modestly sized
>>551376120your wife needs to stop slacking and get to training
>>551376178I DO NOT CONSENT!
cyGENEROUS
>>551375918>curren the same as dober and bakushinEx-fucking-cuse me?!
>>551376258wow fuji is small
What's the easiest way to do the showtime event? URA Bakushin?
>>551375175just sitting around not spending carrots for basically the next 6 months, will probably grab borubon and that's itI keep telling myself the patience will pay off but I do worry about getting bored
Do I still run xmas oguri as pace if my aces are Taiki and Seiun? Or should I make her front?
>>551376178Gonna plap
>>551376313do you have more of these? Like the cafe stare one
>>551375586>tosen jordanI'm ruined
>>551376285Yes.
>>551376178Christmas with Chrono!
>>551375237This is the senior year right?
Evil Nature would leg lock you during junior year's Christmas
>>551370727Make an horse similar to CM but buy all the golds.
>>551376334i'm ok to double spark once a year which should be about 1/4 of carrots but past that i'm all horsies
>>551375263Aw, that's lame. I was hoping I could make a little cash, get some more incentive to really start researching horses. I think Uma is cool, but I feel bad ignoring the new generation for all of the old legends. Speaking of which, the Arima Kinen is coming up on the 28th. Can we do some kind of watch party? Anyone know how to set that up?
I thought i can use the double TP meme on the fuji event
>>551376468
>>551375918sometimes I feel the measurements are just wrongeven the art clearly shows fuji mogging basically the next 6 girls in front of her
if you have taiki you will basically auto-win every race in scorpio
finally got a reroll that gave me MLB kitanot sure why that was a thing I wanted to do in the first placeand I bet the reason I don't feel as dirty for doing it as I did when I rerolled for archer rudolf is because rudolf is emperor wife who makes you proudly want to be house husband while kita is a weird creepI'll probably just go and restore my old account with my actual wife cafe who I spent the night with at the onsenthat's right, kita is a creep even compared to cafe with the way she pretends to be normal moeblob with those demonic red eyes
I keep hearing that you can get away with 800 stam and just a white recovery, is that true bwos? Cause there’s a build I wanna try for a parent run, I’d need to cut Lice from the deck
>>551375586Don't forget to include Tamamo cross
>>551376334>worry about getting boredI have to roll for uma or I will quit after training the same four over and over for months. Getting the 1 and 2 stars to 3 would really help.
>>551376525Those measurements are wrong; that Japanese chart is incorrect in several places.
>>551376468That's why I'm spending my Christmas with Grass Wonder.
>>551375803my faurking heroes…
We're so fucked...
>>551376623Tbh I'm mostly with happy with my current squad EXCEPT sprinters which feel horribly lackingYou guys think Nishno flower is worth the carrots?
>>551376468It's already hard enough to escape a leg lock from a woman, now imagine a leg lock from an uma
>>551375918>>551376285>>551376398>>551376525>itt: anons that don't know that underbust is a necessary second measurement to get breast sizeHave you guys never gone bra shopping with your gf/wife before?
>>551376468and YOU will like it
>>551375586>cafe
>>551376681>mood great>no retriesTHIS IS A CHRISTMAS UNMIRACLE
>>551376525>>551376657Correction; Fuji and Halo are listed accurately, but a lot of the other measurements on that chart are wrong.
>>551376576That works for late and ends this CM. They consume less stam and no one decent will be using them, so less chances for spot struggles killing you.
>>551376715low quality bait
>>551376715Actually fuck you.
>>551375918there's no way oguri is as flat as teio especially in the anime wtf
I know most of you have probably never had sex, but nibbling and kissing a woman's thighs while you inch closer and closer to her box is some of the hottest foreplay you can imagine. I think I might stop making fun of Ryan for her raped raccoon haircut.
>>551376129S1~3 is actually in the same continuity but you can treat it as standalone since the previous MC is irrelevant in the next season.
Merry Christmas
>>551376485https://kick.com/b01doghosthis is the chinese restream for jra races that /uma/ uses
noticing
>>551376468>sex with neicha >she leg locks me >HA! I have a special technique to get me out of this!>she locks my dominant leg with her tail >ohfuckohfuckofuckohfuckofuck
>>551376681I uh, don't know if even a bakushin career could do that consistently...
Wonder Acute is stupid
>>551376897stupidly cute
>>551376852>announcing your secret technique
>>551376428
>>551376693Small uma are the best. Also her unique is the meta pace inherit, or so I heard.
>>551375586Based on what? Why does it matter? Can't I just buff their mile aptitude?
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>chinkbot dev is in jiggie
Will the event grief my ace runs?
>>551376681I kind of wish there was an actual reason to do thisYou can't parent farm because your uma will be WAY too weak to win the races, and training an ace becomes WAAAAY too risky since your odds of bricking a race skyrocket
>>551375824dont you want medium and long too to run those races??
>>551376842ENTER
>>551376786I don't know where those measurements came from on that JP chart. Maybe they were measurements listed before the game was released and then they were changed later?In any case, here's the accurate bust size chart.
all the cool kids only spend their skill points at the end, but when I do that the umas end up losing races the horses won in real life, which is unacceptable for a history nerd like me
>>551376942saw it coming from a mile away
Imagine
>>551377064You can select lvl 1
>>551376334the worst thing is not the wait but it's getting completely raped on the banner you hoarded months for
>>551375586>Fuku has C mile natively>Can get A mile easily>"Bricked"Bad post.
>>551377104wtf, biwa is actually really stacked?
>>551376856Yes and you get an extra run killer with the first G2 on top of that little shit Flower
>>551376842>>551377095Do I even want to know what this means
>>551377108Shoving chiyono off to the side and YOSH YOSH YOSH YOSH YOSHing Cheer Nature
>>551374742I've been using Falco SSR to guarantee groundwork myself, even with a 9* parent it just doesn't proc enough to be reliable and I have her 2LB from all the times she's spooked me
>>551377021>training for medum/long CM>have to sacrifice sparks on pointless mileGo ahead and let the smart falcon fans ITT tel you how fun it is to deal with that
bros how many runs do you think it takes on average for you to create a finals A-tier ace? i feel like i never get consistent results in unity
>>551377167Big as her head.
>>551377167All my oshis are boobmaxxed
>>551377242all you need is one
>>551377183>chiyono
>>551377267biwa whorehead
>>551376856I'm farming these levels with bakushin because her career is braindead easyBut that little shit Nishino Flower sounds like a career ending injury at that level
>>551377167watch the season 2 opening
>>551377242Long is AGONY in aoharu, it takes me 20+ runs to make anything worth shitEverything else is fine because then you can bask in the beauty of wit cards which make aoharu funIt took me 2 tries to make an medium ace oguri cap, maruzensky took me 8 but I also don't have great front parents
>>551376698ImpossibleOnce the legs are locked you may as well start thinking of male baby names (if you have an uma then the three goddesses get to name them)
>>551377034stop it...
>>551377242My Suzuka took a few days. Teio only took one run.
>>551376605why the fuck did cyjews make her mile aptitude F if she ran in mile races and placed before
>>551376681urara GODS we got thisimagine needing to win races
Which uma for this?
>>55137668172 kisekis is 18 careers at x4
>>551377104I hate to be that guy but a lot of the designs for later-released umas are.... kinda bad.SOME are good, but not many.
>>551377104Stego...Dream Journey...
>>551377504*punts it*
>>551377525they look like hoyo chinkslop
her tits kinda are first-rate
>>551377104>there are uma flatter than nishino who probably hasnt even hit puberty yetjesus christ
>>551377604Don't talk about my wife this way.
How come Suzuka draws so much in the first Unity Cup now
>>551377690Stay Gold is a plank of wood. With a nail in it, start running.
>>551377104Rice is flatter than vodka?
check it out /uma/oguris riding a fat cock
Teio could be usable in MANT with just a sprinkling of Mile sparks, I just wish her unique wasn't such unfettered ass
>>551377916she's gonna eat that for dinner
>>551377903I'd nail that plank of wood
>>551376839Thanks! Can't wait to see it!
>>5513775252024 and 2025 had some real stinkers, but also had some really good ones that exploded in popularity
>>551377074if your ace cant beat level 5 its a bad ace anyway
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>551376681soo this is easily the worst event now, yeah? just a huge time sink were you cant even make aces or parents at highest..
How many of you are actually botting?
>>551378007i want orfevre to legend change on my face
>>551377525it's hard to keep the same level of quality when they set the initial bar so high by releasing 10/10 character designs at launch
AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEI PICKED LEVEL 5 NOT LIKE THIS
>>551377504*kisses its forehead*
>>551378106I wish we got to see that colder side of Golshi more often. She's supposed to be weird and temperamental but having moments of locking in, so how come we never see the latter?
>>551378117>if you can't beat lvl 5 you can't have sex with herA Bakushin run if I ever saw one
>>551377943I'm gonna fetter her ass if ya catch my drift
>>551378259bwo?every cm so far?
>>551377551My top 2. Thought I was a leg/ass guy for the longest time, but they both captured my attention and made girls like Fuji, Daiwa, Taiki, Creek, and Dia-chan take a back seat. It's like my dick is a dog trying to go for a treat, but Stego is calling, so I make to run back to her, the whole time taking peaks at what my body wants, but heading towards what my heart yearns for. I think it really is a testament to how much the soul wins over appearance.
Level 5?Give me level 6.
>>551377943Teio wouldn't act like that around impressionable children
>>551378259we see it a little bit in the anime, but I think they intentionally gutted any nuance her character could have had in the game in order to make her into more of a mascot character.
Any ryan users noticed rising dragon seems really bad for the upcoming CM since it forces your ryan to do a big swing?
>>551377463uokka
With a speed drift fever. Got a high octane meter. Blitzing kilometers and winning in meters. You're runs got soft and career got soggy. You are nothing but a stepping stone in this lobby.
>>551378259Because she's the only actual comic relief character and they only have so much budget for story arcs. I would LOOOOOVE to see the arima kinen or satsuki sho win animated but I doubt it will ever happen.
I don't want to run Meta but my oshis keep jobbing in lobbies even with by the book kits...I don't want to go to Group B dachis...
>>551378259There's a few Umas where at best they get "dramatic but also silly", and it'd be nice to see them have a chance to lock in a bit. Supposedly Fuku kind of does during Stego's career.
>>551378454my ryan in test lobbies has been all or nothing so far, although ive had a few times where through speed alone + rising dragon she was up at 3rd on the final corner against big nigs
>>551378579
>>551378751WEI~
>>551378673Post oshis and I'll let you know
how is this shit balanced?
>>551378678Forgot my image of cool Fuku...
>>551378454I thought speed skills that proc near late race are good for speed carryover?
So who's the next uma protagonist? Scarlet?
>>551368758I don't do Christmas.Twas fine, though.
>>551378591Why the fuck have they not made a spin-off for Gold Ship yet, literally the most recognizable character of the entire franchise right now? Is Cygames just retarded?
>>551378678Most of them in-game get a chance to do that, though with Gold Ship she really does just dunk on every single high intensity G1 race and only very briefly considers the impact of what she accomplished since it also involves hazing Tosen Jordan.
You guys ever think that
>>551378901>>551378924Google 'PisuPisuSupiSupi Golshi-chan'
>>551378901Nobody knows..
I've seen a horse named jantar mantar and idkw it makes me laugh so much but I think it's because the fucking thing sounds like a star wars character who should be racing with glup shitto and slurpi faggi and I look forward to their inclusion in umamusume
>>551378924are you?
>>551378948she literally doesn't even realize she won the Takarazuka Kinen twice until you straight up tell her
ITS NOW OR NEVER FOR YOUR HOTSPRING TRIP BAKUSHIN
>>551370030Wtf do you even do with a bluetooth jammer
>>551379062>paceANON NOYOU WILL DIE
>>551378984I don't think
>>551378984>think
thread?im not makin another ryan thread today
What if... I raped Cafe?
>>551378591>finally get to see a Gold Ship race in season 3>they showcase her final loss>they chose this to serve as a plot point for Kitasan>the plot point ends up not fucking mattering at allthey did Gold Ship so dirty
>Check fridge>All the beer is goneI now understand how the previous generations' men would feel.
>>551379273bwo? your champagne?
>>551379261could you make a taiki thread instead
>>551378740does she win often when that happens?>>551378898not necessarily f you're wide swinging because then you're just wasting the speed
>>551379331>>551379331>>551379331
>>551378924I don't know anon! If you watch recordings of Gold Ship's actual wins they're so fucking hype cygames wouldn't even need to embellish them. His satsuki sho win LITERALLY had him hit his spurt and start kicking dirt out from under his hooves like the girls do in the anime. Alas golshi herself is relegated to comic relief tier forever.
>>551379402>>551379402>>551379402
>>551379419anon?
>>551379340>>551379419retards
>>551376793shut the fuck up sex haver
>>551378984Gentil is cute! CUTE!CUUUUUUUUUUTE!
>>551367467That's a perfectly acceptable gift.
>>551376334>120 free scouts on RamonuOh hell yeah, that is welcome news. I'm going to be tapped by then.
