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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"
Current Event: Orchestra in Late Autumn
Current Rate Up Trainee: Symboli Rudolf 3* (Alt), Gold City 3* (Alt), Tosen Jordan 3*
Current Rate Up Support Cards: Curren Chan (SSR), Narita Brian (SSR), Kitasan Black (SSR), El Condor Pasa (SSR)
12/24 - Fuji Event
12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000m
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)
New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" released

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/93
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
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>>551378984
Think what? If I'd like to fuck my cute CF while her roomie Gentle Wife is in the room with us? Sure. It's up to my cute CF GF if Gentil can join tho, not me.
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dominator sucks
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>>551379337
sometimes, ive had luck with all of my umas winning test lobbies at least once
so for me, thats a win
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>>551379331
My lovely, powerful umawife and her trusted friends.
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>>551379457
Fuck you.
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AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MY HOTSPRINGS TICKET NOOOOOOOO GIVE IT BACK
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>>551379337
So wide swinging = having a speed skill proc as late race starts?
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Is this Tachyon gonna work for Scorpio?
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Where are the festive Helios pics...
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>>551379593
bwo? your SFV?
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Im gonna make haru urara a mother
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>>551379593
speed star status?
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>>551379650
I don’t own Shuttle on my account
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>>551379436
My condolences
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>>551379713
Fine Motion is a whore that didn’t give it
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Sweep Tush
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>>551379776
me on the right
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>>551379546
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
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Post your 10 most disliked characters and let fate decide which one becomes your wife.
0 - Gold City
1 - Air Groove
2 - Tokai Teio
3 - Winning Ticket
4 - Sirius Symboli
5 - Orfevre
6 - Espoir City
7 - Sounds of Earth
8 - Agnes Digital
9 - TM Opera O
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thanks elon
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>>551379776
Damn, Kitahara gets to fuck that?
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>>551379776
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>>551376681
where did you see this
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>>551379776
Anon...
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so is this fuji kiseki event easy once you get to level 5 difficulty or do i actually need to grind this out? a 10-day event during the holidays is some shit, cyjews.
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no xmas reward? wtf
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>>551379629
CF wife
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>>551379868
LMAO
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>>551379776
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>>551379849
none, faggot.
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Previous record I saw was at .4, anyone seen a .2 or lower?
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>>551379645
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>>551379776
>Gentil gets to watch this on a daily basis
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>>551379849
I don't dislike any of the Uma's except Urara & Taiki
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>>551380095
>urara
understandable.
>taiki
wtf?
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>>551380095
>Taiki
fag
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>>551379457
>>551379436
Lucky bastard
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>>551380138
>>551380056
CUTE
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What's with this gay shit?
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>8 wins in a row in cm rooms
Its always like this ever since Taurus cup. Completely dominate every pub room just to lose in cm finals. Havent won a single cm btw
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Sweaty frantic sex with a smirking stego-jisan
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>>551379664
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCDE2U9yiqc
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Is any 0lb card good enough to pick with the half anni dickpick tix or do I just pick extra kita copy to mlb mine?
I still have the tix and uncap xtal unused with kita at 2lb
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>>551379849
0 - Rice Shower
1 - Nice Nature
2 - Cheval Grand
3 - Rice Shower
4 - Nice Nature
5 - Cheval Grand
6 - Rice Shower
7 - Nice Nature
8 - Cheval Grand
9 - Rice Shower
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>>551380063
>Gentil has to groom her trainer to be her perfect husband
>Buena is already engaged and gets to publicly flirt with her trainer cause they’re childhood friends
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>>551380324
just mlb your kitasan
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this general is gyaru propaganda
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is it just rng on how many kisekis it takes to get all the nongarbage prizes
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>>551380535
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>>551380095
>Urara
Alright, you need to be glue right fucking now
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>>551380547
Of coursh
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First Scorpio room, curious to see how my aces perform

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>>551379849
I love all characters
Rollin for which one becomes my wife anyway
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>>551380610
Pokke, your retarded child...
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>>551379629
bueeeee~

she's so cute!
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>>551380263
Someone's jealous of fujis rizz.
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>>551380535
For me, it's Espoir City.
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>>551380610
Girly girls are uber cute I want to impregnate her.
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I am gonna run mummy creek and nobody is gonna stop me.
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>>551379868
thanks elon
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>>551380308
in another time and place...
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>>551380797
Doto your old man is showing
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>>551380418
The INSANE advantage of being a childhood friend.
>>551380659
Palmer spotted
>>551380754
Espo spotted
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I think Buena is cringe.
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To think you were born in the one universe that doesnt have cute horsegirls
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>>551381050
Isekai time
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Burger King
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>>551381050
Seek truck-kun, young man
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My wife said she likes special week because special week is just a happy little piggy optimist, then she looked at me and said "I guess I have a type." I'm crying bros it's Christmas why did my wife compare me to special week ..
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>>551381204
piggy-sama...
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I wish I wasn't born in a universe where I share a thread with you faggots.
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>>551381232
cripple wife
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>>551381204
Your wife is Teio poster
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>>551381143
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>my wi-
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>>551381204
OINKK
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I'm I was born in a universe where I share a thread with you all!
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it's over.
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>>551379849
0 - Mejiro "The Disgusting Grotesque" Ryan
1 - Gold City
2 - Winning Ticket
3 - Vodka
4 - Air Groove
5 - Narita Brian
6 - Biwa Hayahide
7 - Air Shakur
8 - Dumb Falcon
9 - TM Opera O

please god anyone but Ryan
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>>551381281
I’m glad I get to share a world with you.
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>>551381204
Put on the Spe cosplay for her, it's Christmas
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>>551381281
here anon
i want you to have this image
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Is it me, or is this the lewdest outfit?
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>>551381368
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>>551381204
ggs i was the wife
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XOguri doko
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>>551381204
You married a fat chick?
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>>551380172
>>551380184
>Laziest, most soulless Uma who ruined the Mile & Medium metagame forever
>I am not supposed to hate her with every fiber of my being
...
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>>551381050
It's easy once you get to level 5, but you only need to reach a good ending on level 4 16 times to get all the gibs. That's within 5 days of natural cooldown or 4 days if you maximize your TP and don't sleep but you already made a dent since you need to earn a new level with each career run. You COULD risk doing it on level 5 but that's 4 fewer playthroughs to do and you have to not fuck up a goal race, not worth the risk. Level 3 would require 24 complete playthroughs. Approach this as you will.
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*Blocks Buena Vista from winning the Triple Tiara*
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>>551381468
id agree if you removed the side frills on her hips
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>>551381606 (me)
was meant for >>551379938 should have trained wit more.
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>>551381468
Does this look lewd to you?
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>>551381592
That's Runaway Suzuka you dumb fag.
Maruzensky is doing better than Taiki.
Taiki was still beatable in the Mile CM.
Gold Ship exists.
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prudent positioning and dodging danger combo does nothing :\ at least dodging danger activates within a second so it does something. prudent always comes like 5 seconds after though
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I just realized I didn't even do any borrow runs today
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Which Umamusume are you spending Christmas with?
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>>551381893
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>>551381592
How can you not beat Taiki? Are you a bad trainer mayhaps?
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if you had to guess, what race distance you think she excels at?
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>>551381343
Same to you dumby-kun
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>grind event for Christmas
what did cygames mean by this
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>>551381893
Umas should have thick muscular Chun Li tier thighs. They're runners after all.
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>>551381848
prudent positioning like prude positioning aka gay positioning
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>>551381939
Sprint
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>>551381893
Is this a Fortnite dance
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>>551381967
could you show me an example of this
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Is Kitasan included in the paid anniversary selector? She's one of the 4 umas I want in the next 5 months, but I can only get 90K carats by then. $20 or whatever wouldn't be a bad deal to secure them all
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>>551381923
peezuna?
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>>551381939
I think this is the only uma I'm excited for aside from stego.
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>>551380373
mommy..
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>>551382019
I can't because everybody knows that lesbianism is just a phase
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>>551381772
Suzuka at least has a pleasant personality
Nothing to like about Taiki
Just some retarded burger
FUCK HER
Taiki is far worse than Maruzensky because of her easy Head-On event
>Golshi
Okay you are right there but she's funny at least sometimes

SORRY I insulted your free ready made Virgo + Scorpio Platinum
FUCK you nigger
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>>551381772
as much as I hate runaway, Suzuka herself is far from lazy or soulless
Maruzensky was never an issue either
Taiki is an annoying character by herself and given her super meta status she deserves the hate
Gold Ship was fine, until for some reason cygames decided she needs a 4x speed boost no matter what, she can have dogshit stats and no skills and she's still outpacing everyone
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>>551382008
https://www.tiktok.com/@.v0xin/video/7279843202763345195
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who is going to win
level 5 first time, sprinters stakes classic year
gutsGOD Nishino Deflowered or the Bakushin
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come kick my ass
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>>551381945
Keeping you busy so you don't have to think about your loneliness.
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When are we getting English dub?
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>>551382080
>Just some retarded burger
Seething yuropeon detected. Sorry you can't escape your inferiority complex even in videogames.
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>>551382071
I reward her with Umapyoi if she wins
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>>551382175
Didn’t work
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>>551381204
FAT FUCK
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>>551382121
doesn't matter, get brocked
why are you not front running?
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>>551382203
At least other countries don't have a pedophile president
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>>551382121
bakushin easy
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>>551382116
I'm not sure if that's any better
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>>551382232
You're not grinding hard enough. I'm grinding in another game though, and it works.
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>>551382192
tomorrow
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How many of your dacchis are 1d+ since last log in?
I have 3 dacchis with lives.
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>>551382121
Never doubt the class rep
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>>551382121
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>>551382121
Why did Seiun deflower Nishino so fast?
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>>551382157
>Lobby filled up before my phone could even launch uma
I hope your ass was kicked sovlfully anon
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>>551382294
I don’t have the energy to get out of bed right now. Phone gaming
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>>551382264
>front running without taking the lead at the very least
don't do that

>>551382267
>>551382335
based, got fast learner right after, this challenge is as good as done

>>551382345
>imagine dueling is real
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>>551382459
BAKUSHIN
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>>551382080
>SORRY I insulted your free ready made Virgo + Scorpio Platinum
You seriously haven't played room matches have you?
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Sex with female torenas.
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>>551379849
0 - Narita taishit
1 - sounds of earth
2 - admire vega
3 - curran chang
4 - sweep toshit
5 - calstone light O
6 - mejiro mcqueef
7 - seeking the pearl
8 - oguri cap
9 - air shakur
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>>551382157
>>551382419
teio won
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>>551382571
HATE FEMALE TRAINER
HATE FEMALE NINGEN
HATE UMA TRAINER
I WANT A MALE TOREINA SO I CAN FUCK AND MARRY HIM GODDAMNIT
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Suzuka love
Taiki friend
No more brother wars
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>>551382572
>0 - Narita taishit
I stopped reading and I wanted to say you are a FAG.
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Merry Christmas! I've brought you a present! Hope! Hope that you can beat Suzuka, Maru and Taiki with guts alone! Such a thing is possible provided your uma has enough guts to enter the zone.

https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=15DEQvW6Qb

As you can see under the uma tab taiki hit every single skill possible and still lost. Even Medium S wouldn't have saved her from the length she lost by. Guts is still gambling but if you get your duel you can win against pretty bad circumstances.
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>>551382649
Kek, stay mad taishit fag, sorry you're waifu is a stupid moody shithead
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>>551382649
certified true by real BNW patriots
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Is there any point in increasing difficulty for ace/parent runs?
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>>551382571
So Oguri stays as the old man's property and Kitahara becomes coworkers with Belno as they live happily ever after?
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>>551382745
no
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What do you like most about Super Creek?
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>>551382571
Imagine being a trainee and your trainer is an Uma
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>>551382537
I've played more than you serf
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>>551374103
Done.
30 jiggies, completed in almost 2 hours.
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>>551382616
>Fuku placing
Based
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>>551382571
Why'd she go to America?
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>>551382616
But you guys told me fronts literally can't lose?
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>loner
>gaymer
>hates crowded loud places
>"no, those fags Biwa and Ticket are not my friends"
Reminder that Taishin is literally (You).
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>>551382819
less natures next time
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>>551382895
You need to invest in gut post guts buff
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>>551382902
Hell no, Grass Wonder is my literally me.
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>>551382940
She's scheming something
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>>551382908
>Less of THE xmas themed uma
>No complaints over the 5 Daiwa Scarlet images
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Man, how does this bullshit fucking work? Unity Cup played just fine when it first dropped, but now I have my Spirit Bombs constantly spawning on Guts and refusing to leave, I'm talking 5, 6 fucking turns where a bomb just sits there. It happens FAR too often for it to be just RNG. Another thing that makes me think it's bugged now is that Tazuna refuses to give grade increase for the team. She will just BARELY give one if I drill team training. I've had it happen multiple times when I will drill team training, but only get 1 rank up. I'll either barely clear the next Unity race or fail. Then, the very next turn, with no training, I get a rank up, like the bitch was holding on to it for me. Even on the off chance I somehow get a rank over the next race, I still get shit like this that makes NO sense. If I'm an entire rank over the enemy team, I shouldn't be clearing the race by the skin of my teeth.

Is anyone else experiencing this shit?
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>Suzuka's VA did lewd ASMR on Christmas
alright then

https://x.com/marika_0222/status/2003868468765241376
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>>551383003
Yeah, how she can steal my virginity the easiest. It's by asking.
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>>551382902
>>551382980
we need a buzzfeed-esque which uma are you quiz that has more than 30 umas liste
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>>551382819
Oh, I thought you guys had long since finished. Well regardless, I've created another refuge for the lonesome:
https://jiggie.fun/oojigge
https://jiggie.fun/oojigge
https://jiggie.fun/oojigge
https://jiggie.fun/oojigge
No rotation, no tricks. Well maybe one trick.
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>>551382902
the 4chud uma...
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>>551382629
Satono Diamond...
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BROS WHERE'S OUR FREE REWARDS
JP GODS ARE LAUGHING AT US AGAIN
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>>551383067
the starts moaning at this timestamp for those interested
I always knew she was a whore
hot...
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>>551382932
I keep trying to make a guts suzuka and it's not panning out... Guts is so annoying and the good cards are so weird. Inis fujin has an entire event chain that steals your energy.
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>>551383068
I want to have children with her.
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>>551382571
Me and my trainee (who's also my wife)
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>>551382831
Technically, showing. Placing would be if she was in the top two. But good for her anyways!
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>>551381964
you've never seen a real runner
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>>551379849
Air Groove
Agnes Digital
King Halo
Air Shakur
Agnes Tachyon
Makitanefukukitaru
Sweep Tosho
Silence Suzuka
Tosen Jordan
Mejiro Ryan
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>>551383205
Global follows Burger timing where it's still 24th, we'll get ours at today's reset.
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>>551383206
I'm interested. I'm so very interested.
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>Training Manhattan Cafe means literally being haunted
>Some of the ghosts are actually malevolent and mean harm on you
Fuck that, I'm not training this uma.
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>>551383206
>>551383067
>lewd ASMR
don't care
>it's "sex with sensei" ASMR
LLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /a/bros!
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>>551383206
she*
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>>551383306
>King Halo
You tale that back you fag.
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>>551383349
Ghosts aren't real dumb thirdie
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>5x debuffer room
For what purpose?
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>>551382779
Oguri's retired from racing, she's nobody's property.
If anything Kitahara's gonna be the property of SEVERAL different Umas and Belno now
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you are ONLY getting the "serious goldship" adaption if they get Just A Way the only horse that ever made Gold Ship give a shit about running
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>>551381204
imagine not liking special week
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>>551383206
Hiyori...
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>>551383426
I wonder how you can effectively train 8+ Umas at once.
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>>551382902
>Ugly
>Obsessed with working out
>Creeps out women by attempting to re-enact romantic scenes from media
>Nose deep in goon material every day
Actually Ryan is literally me.
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Daiwa Scarlet Fan Club vs Winning Ticket Fan Club.
Place your bets
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>>551383067
you wouldn't believe the kind of stuff mayano's VA has been involved with while still doing voice work for uma musume
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>>551383206
SUZUKA IS A WHOOOREEEEEE
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>>551383547
>320p 00s yt quality
>absolute DOG SHIT audio
B A S E D
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Merry Ricemas fellow ricefriends
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>>551383426
>/ourguy/ becomes a manwhore
Traitor!
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>>551382902
>socially awkward and standoffish
>gets perceived as cold/hostile because she's introverted
>has never interacted with the opposite sex but constantly fantasizes about it
Mejiro Dober is literally /uma/
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>>551382804
Her voice.
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>>551383625
lore accurate 1999 race
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>>551383067
I misread this and panicked a bit
>Suzuka's VA died on Christmas
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>>551383673
this is more like it
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>>551383486
dats right bois, she da best
>>551383206
really wish translation wasnt so fuck slow (probably jewis hbullshit going on), cuz I really enjoy the manga
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>>551383067
I always thought Suzuka's VA was the cutest... you shouldn't have unleashed this evil on me....... lord forgive me for what I'm about to do.....
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>happy holidays
I blame the muslim SEA translators
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>>551383673
>>551383614
>>551382980
>>551382902
https://poal.me/93fcsr
https://poal.me/93fcsr
https://poal.me/93fcsr
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>be me
>lose to turf queens
>turf queens mvp is oguri and tamamo
>create time machine
>go back in time
>change my name to kitahara
>mfw
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>>551383206
I'm not buying lewd shit
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>>551383369
Bro, if she gives me another shit set of sparks I'm moving her up to #1.
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>>551383789
>he doesn't remember her pantyflash
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>>551383618
>while still doing voice work for uma musume
what's that supposed to mean, tons of big VAs are making lewd side content with no issues
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>>551383206
https://weebcentral.com/series/01J76XYGPC68ZQECTP2KDQ9DD0/Yowa-Yowa-Sensei
Here's the series she's roleplaying if you've got nothing better to do on Christmas
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>>551381457
it's a little version of your post, I want you to have it
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>>551383617
>not proper derby conditions
It's over
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>>551383781
>>551383858
based sensei enjoyer
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>>551379776
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wtf this bitch looks longslop CM ready
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>>551383823
You can find it online
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>>551383617
>>551383936
Yappari
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I got my Christmas present.
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>>551383459
>we'll never get canon Just a Way + Gold Ship kino because JaW has been (presumably) trapped in permissions hell so long that cygames finally gave up and put Stego in Gold Ship's dorm
it's so over
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>>551383789
>I always thought Suzuka's VA was the cutest
you were living in illusion, her VA is self proclaimed massive menhera
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>>551383952
this the lvl 5 difficulty? Fucking shit.
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scorp
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>>551384014
>self proclaimed massive menhera
as if I needed more reasons to dislike that CUNT
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>>551383851
N-nani!?
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>>551383618
you can't just say that without some sauce
all I can find on dlsite with Mayano's VA is SFW
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>>551384014
Anon I already bought, you don't have to sell her to me even more
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>>551383952
hmmmm happy meek will beat her
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>>551383970
the manga it's based on, yes
the asmr roleplaying it, nyo
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>>551383952
Is that level 5? Screw that. I'll do it once for bragging rights then grind on level 4.
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>>551384014
someone post her scary creepypasta suzuka art
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>>551382980
sex with you
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>>551383851
POST
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>>551383952
this is what legend races should be
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>>551383856
Name 5
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>>551384158
yeah, that's level 5, but still beat her by buying skills
and hey, first S with Bakushin, not my first S but I needed one with her
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>>551383952
if your ace can't beat this you're gonna glue the uma anyway
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Are you having your happy holidays, /uma/?
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>no free gibs
>soulless and blank homescreen lobby
>regular dogshit grinding event
What a sad christmas for this game.
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From now until Scorpio opens I'm spending all 3 borrows with a rainbow deck trying to turn El Condor Caca into LA CREATURA
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>>551383952
HOW do you beat this
do you cope with skills?
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>>551384225
sweet summer child
wait till you find out some of them do photoshoots too
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>>551384232
so does it just count as 5 gifts, so gotta do like 12x5?
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Th-the real Christmas event will be tomorrow! The 25th! We'll wake up and tracen will be decorated overnight! Just you guys wait!
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>>551384319
Which ones?
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>>551384232
>15000 bakushin with near perfect wit and speed
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non of the VAs can beat the idolmaster jav incident
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>>551384248
japanese can't into calendars, "western h*liday" is in january, preasu undastando
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>>551384319
name 5 of them NOW
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>>551384319
Name them then
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>>551384232
very nicely done, fuck those cunts. I've only just unlocked level 3, waiting for TP to recharge. What sparks did you inherit? Mostly power/some stam? I've got the same deck so I might be able to replicate your success.
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>>551384338
yeah just fall asleep for another 7 days too
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>>551384248
IMO its such a massive ball drop for cytard. They probably have christmas assets in jp im sure, those would not be that hard to port
>xmas up lobby
>release xmas oguri/biwa early while keeping end date the same
>massive profit off christmas spirit
japs wonder why theyve had stagflation for 4 decades. fuckin idiots
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sex?
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>>551383629
A jolly ricemas to you too ricefriend
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>he lacks the necessary information
oh, how I pity your kind, there's an essential tool for you uneducated folk, it's called "Google"
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>>551384014
>self-proclaimed menhera
anon I just said I like her, you don't have to sell her to me
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>>551384396
japs don't celeberate christmas in the same way, but santa and all that shit is still there. Its treated as KFC night and/or for dates.
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>>551384485
It really does feel like a huge missed opportunity. I wonder why they're so inflexible.
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the interchangeability of the winning live performances is funny to me, like Golshi would have the focus to memorize all the lyrics and dance choreography for the song and be able to give a perfectly normal performance, even if she doesn't have the best singing voice
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>>551384334
honestly no idea, I have 57/72 left beating lvl 1 to 5, so got 43 gifts total, so do the math

>>551384456
11 power, 2 stam, 2 speed so just power
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>>551384248
good thing this is the [HOLIDAY] event and not Christmas
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>>551384257
does red shift even work for anyone besides base maru? You should probably go for SFV, it at least works for non-taikis kinda
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>>551384485
>probably have christmas assets in jp im sure

>>551384607
nah, that's different, they have an untranslatable celebration called "クリスマス", it's totally different
you know that because when the umas say "クリスマス" it's called "holiday"
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>>551384708
based witlord
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>>551384717
Red Shift is an overtaking skill for backliners. They just have to get to 5th place before their acceleration is over, which admittedly is a hard task for this CM.
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>>551384464
Why the fuck would they schedule it this way? Its so fuckinf easy to move around events and not stick with the og flow of events. Fucking retarded devs.
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>>551384485
>They probably have christmas assets in jp
That's the issue, they need to make holiday assets this time around.
>japs wonder why theyve had stagflation for 4 decades
JP inflation only climbed above 3% like twice since the 80s
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>>551384053
>starts at 6/9
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oK Danchoubws r i xan do is knw run
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>>551383952
1000 Stam for sprints, might as well just go all out right as the gates open
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>>551384798
CUTIE SPOTTED!
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>>551384902
because you're gonna play it when it comes out in january anyway
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>>551384717
Bwo I'm just fucking around with a meme deck. She keeps getting Red Shift off a GP so I keep taking it.
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>>551384923
it wouldnt let me change to public at <15m i guess? and no one else was joining so oh well
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>>551384637
>Doesnt have the best singing voice
>Golshi
Nice bait
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>>551384923
I would've joined but I assumed it was already full by the time I saw it
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>>551384947
Kitahara... childhood friend...
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>>551384902
It's just click and drag and press the magic deploy button, right?
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>>551383618
Like...?
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Does Fujoshi mode make better Umas? Or is it just for better rewards?
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>>551385175
nyo
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>>551384979
that's...certainly a deck. If youre serious about running that pasa - i would do a deck like;
nature wit, kita, vodka, biwa or hishi (unless you have a piggy pwr SSR with +stam) borrow tam mummy. guess stick with taz if you dont have riko.
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>>551385175
It makes the whole thing quicker as it kills your low rolls early on
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Are you a bad enough dude to sign up for an uma tournament
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>>551385175
smartest oguri question
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>>551385276
this concept has potential if the people running at aren't secondary andys
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>>551380263
Yuri franchise, yuri game
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>>551384910
>JP inflation only climbed above 3% like twice since the 80s
thats not as good as it sounds anon. Stagflation is generally considered very bad. California passed japan in gdp
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>>551385105
No anon. Uma is unironically hard coded. Remember how bugged the game was when they released the balance patch early? You would think a patch like that would just be tweaking values in the backend, but apparently not. Releasing an entire event chain early would probably brick their entire banner deployment system in some unforseen way.
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>13% fail chance on speed training
>stat gain isn't really that much, one rainbow junior year
>not feeling lucky, but I need the speed before I do Asahi Hai with mile C
>click button
>hold my breath
>HARIKITTE IKOU
thank god
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I keep losing to witmaxxed umas in lobbies. Is it truely witGOD time?
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>Belno Oguri art by official Uma Musume team
So when is she coming to the game as support card?
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>>551385175
its a worst golshi mode. Pointless timesink for better than average rewards
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>>551384510
Six hours of sex with the 2019 mares…
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>>551385276
I'm actually tempted but I'm sure this is somehow a scam.
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>>551385338
> Open League (A Rank limit)
It seems like they are
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I hate this game I hate this game I hate this game I hate this game I hate this game
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>>551383797
This pole fucking sucks. /uma/ is retarded, extremely horny, and gay. Agnes Digital.
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>>551385479
hory sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
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>>551385390
Billion dollar company btw
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>>551382804
Everything
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>>551385276
>smash tournament
>actual pedos
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>>551385276
>competitor pass required
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>>551384947
how the fuck would a buena vista story work without her childhood friend?
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>>551384923
If it's gone 5 mins and still not full ask again, people assume it gets filled in a minute
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>>551385261
Unfortunately I do not have Riko. I do have 3LB Rice Shower. I already have a Grass Wonder with a proper late surger deck (MLB KSB, that Vodka, Rice, Sweep, Neicha, borrow Riko) but I want to GUTSMAXX and I don't know how.
What's Tamamo mummy card give?
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>>551384979
>>551385261
>Standard late-surger (OYL bot)
Kita + Sweepy/Halo, Riko, one power card, Tachyon + Nice Nature
>Gung-ho late-surger
Kita + Sweepy/Halo + Eishin, Riko, Tachyon + another wit
>>551385361
The 'flation' part of stagflation means high inflation. Japan just stagnated.
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>>551385564
You would be surprised at how many so-called billion dollar companies have software that was built by retards and held together with spit and glue
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>>551385530
Not even Taiki can recover from the boring suzukawank
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santa’s not coming to town
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>>551385390
I hope you didn't type all that thinking that was a real question.
I'm a software dev and I know things are never as easy as what laypeople (e.g. the salespeople at my company promising features to customers before talking to engineers) think.
I imagine some anons think the work involved is like... "click and drag the happy holiday folder into the server"
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>>551385768
I don't think I'll need 3 speed cards for a 15% gainer like Pasa.
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>>551383797
Weeaboogods won.
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>>551383858
it's getting an anime in the spring by the way
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>>551384009
justaway's likelier to be heart's cry's roommate to mirror golshi and stego
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>>551386006
and its going to be censored to shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit like all things these days
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>>551385658
if youre serious about guts, you have to try to go all in, especially because urara is a wander. Im guessing thats maybe why you were using tam too but i thought maybe you were going for the 15 CC (though dk if it could be good on this track)

Anytway, you probably want to borrow Ines for gutsmaxxing. Shes the kita of guts. But if not gutssing, rice lb3 plenty good to pair with hishi and possibly handle your stam reqs entirely while plvling power

>>551385768
youve got me on the proper definition of stagflation - maybe i've just heard japan called that because there's not a proper term for them - i do know their economy is considered relatively unique in how its not just died while being so stagnant
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>they are anons in this very thread that don't know about Uma gravure
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>>551386006
will suzuka's VA also be in it?
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Usable?
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I thought i could use the double TP meme to speed up the fuji grind...
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>>551385957
I agree, but I would not trust Kita + Eishin without speed sparks, and I personally prefer bringing stam/power sparks to medium because none of the power cards seem to bring something to the table other than just pure stats
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>>551386173
at least pretend you actually watch modern ecchi shows
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running 2 lates my whole strat relies on others being lazy and not building paces/fronts
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fucking gyarus at the same time as I do my precious CF
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>>551386218
Post the juvenile junior fillies gravure
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>>551386214
Nahone. Guess I'll just be boring and use the deck I used for Grass. Pop a cumbubble or two on guts and call it a day...
>>551386262
I don't have any "monosparks" they're all usually a mix of speed/power/stam.
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>>551386236
a simple search will tell you your answer
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Why is Kaichou screaming at night?
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>flash taught her how to make stollen, a german dish
And then both you and buena spend christmas together eating food prepared by her...
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>>551386389
me sexing my cute wife while our daughter is sleeping next door
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>>551383206
>>551383067
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>>551386389
don't worry about it just know that you will have a sibling soon
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>>551386246
A bit overstammed. Where's head on + all i've got from the secret event? It is still probably fine.
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>>551386218
Real women are hideous.
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>>551386423
>Flash teaching my CF the food of my people
Nyoooo...
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>>551386246
Scorpio is wit game
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>>551386236
yes
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>>551386423
Eishin learning from Falco the cuckqueen way
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>>551386561
More like Flash teaching her techniques to other umas instead because Falco is such a fucking cuck
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No Ki-blasting in the school please
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>Uma are too scared to write Merry Christmas
>So are company like Nintendo, Capcom and others
>Some korean slop gacha says it no issue, so does THQ Nordic
Last tone makes a ton of sense considering they're Austrian, but still.
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bobo's big boobs I'd like to fondle
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>>551386662
The timeline where toreina started dating Tazuna
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we posting cucked umas?
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https://x.com/i/status/2003819322372919555
How does one able to tell that a foal is not built for racing the day it was born? The way it walks? The skeleton structure?
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>>551386747
I want to hug Rice
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>>551384464
Orthodox Christmas
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>>551386490
...There's a secret event?
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>>551386802
me on the right
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>>551386779
Gotta wait for the 4th scenario... Falco cuckening gets even WILDER
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Really hoping for a guts rainbow at the end, but this the best Oguri I got
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>>551386807
idk the only rule i know is that the baby should be able to stand on it's own after 1 hour of rest
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>>551386561
Eishin is having sex with me, her Trainer though?
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>>551383067
>Creek VA ASMR
>Suzuka VA ASMR
I need more, more umas whispering in my ears
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>>551386918 They added these for many umas last big patch. It makes Taiki very imba so make sure to do it from now on.
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>>551386918
Beyond the mile
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>>551387007
>Gluten Morgähn
Nyoooooooo I'm allergic to Gluten!
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>>551386948
Kitahara stole her from me...
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>>551386802
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>>551386084
Suzuka that's rude, they are your kouhais
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>>551387124
I can't believe Kitahara was the ugly bastard all along
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>>551385903
that is kind of how I imagined it
>inb4 techlet retard
can you explain it? I'd be interested in knowing more about what might be involved
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>>551386986
This looks very good, no reason to take the Teio debuff but if it works it works.
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>>551386802
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>her only good descendants are mares
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>>551386657
Sweepy Blast!
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>>551386986
oh man, you really need It's On to keep up with the pack
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>>551387048
>>551387054
Isn't that a lot of extra races? Still worth it?
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>>551385903
>I hope you didn't type all that thinking that was a real question
I clearly did anon. You insensitive jerk! Typical software guy... Next time I'll file a jira ticket with the "requires emotional insight" tag appended to my post to help you understand.
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>>551375586
All the "salvagables" are totally fine, use 2* mile on two of the grandparents and you're good to go. It's a bit lower chance of whatever S but not by enough to really matter too much and oshi fans will run a lot of their favorite to make sure she performs her best. It can definitely be worth it on Biwa specifically (and any other C mile debuts) because otherwise her debut and Asahi Hai are a little shaky.
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>>551387007
Eishin wife...
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>>551384902
Not when you're a hive mind Jap. I recall an anecdote where a man wanted to alter his order at a fastfood stop in Japan and the jack offs had to get together and have a discussion on whether they could or not and if they should. The Japanese are notoriously inefficient and hierarchical in their approach to doing things. There's little if any initiative and everything has to be okayed by several people. Something simple has to be taken through all relevant chains of command. Nobody wants to stand out or be the cause of an issue no matter how slight. Remember, these are the people who force kids with a natural brown hair color to die it black because most other people have black hair in class.
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>>551386231
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>>551386173
>like all things
do you seriously not remember the Sex Island anime that was basically a hentai? HANDS OFF was this season too
fuckin' tourist
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>>551387325
Taiki has to go out of her way to do the event and will almost certainly kill her stats in exchange.

Head-On is of questionable utility as it's not guaranteed to activate at the best point. If it does activate at the right point and stacks with her other accels then she'll win but more often than not it'll whiff.

If you get it off a random spirit burst or inherit it then take it but don't do Taiki's special event as it's probably not worth it.
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>>551386665
TQ2 any good? TQ1 was boring as fuck to play. GD and its DLCs are top tier though.
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>>551387374
>LOL LOOK AT ME I'M A HUMAN I HAVE TO GO TO WORK ON MONDAY AND PAY MY TAXES LOL
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>trying a new ace
Scorpio

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>>551387273
Why not date all 3 sisters?
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>>551387280
Don’t worry her daughter Cesario picked up the slack and produced stallions that won G1s that also ended up making G1 winning colts themselves
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>>551387453
Only played through the first act when it freshly released into EA, was SUPER enjoyable, even if only because the WASD controls made things extremely fun for me.
I get bored by diablo-like games real quick these days, but this one I played for hours till I got through it all.
Makes of this what you will.
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>>551387370
what the fuck is "man scent"?
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>>551382418
she could get at her before tachyon or taiki could in this world so she went for it
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>>551387054
Mile Ch. on classic year always fucks me over
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>>551387325
With high race bonus, those stats become nearly +40 and skill points +60, basically making up for the 4 trainings you'd have skipped out on.
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>>551387605
The scent of a male trainer
You wouldnt understand unless you are an uma
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>>551387616
only good part on that is losing it early is a lot less annoying than losing later since that's a goal race anyway
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>>551387605
Yeah I'm sure Scarlet doesn't know what that is
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>>551387497
women are possessive creatures, they would never share, specially the mares
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>>551387493
I'm ready to get destroyed
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>>551387048
>make sure to do it from now on.
>>551387447
>don't do Taiki's special event
Aiiiiieee stop making me think for myself
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>>551387741
Ningen women. Horses are herd animals that share one stallion between many mares. Many Umamusume surely share this behavior.
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>>551387779
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>>551387226
I like this
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>>551387325
can reiterate what this anon said >>551387675 - long as you have the +4 race bonus, they hit for +40 and make up for the missed.
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>>551387493
>big nige Suzu's killed each other
Thank you for joining
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>>551387779
Teio!
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>>551387605
Boysmell. You wouldn't get it...
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>>551387779
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>>551387605
Cum and sweat, she is talking about cum and sweat.
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>>551387779
Sex with Teio chan
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>>551387779
where's the bush
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>>551387508
Cesario gets around.
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>>551388096
you are vile
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Is Suzuka even for (You) or do all the Suzuka SEEEEX I WANT TOREINA SEEEEX just comes from that one scene where's she looking at Spica trainer in the anime?
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>>551388212
>Is Suzuka even for (You)
Yes very much so
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I HATE TOKAI TEIO.
I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER.
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>jp got 3k carats
>we got nothing
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>>551387508
>>551388187
I tiiiiiiiink this is the right clip..
>>551388229
uma facehugger are teh fucking worst I swear
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>>551388246
Teio is cute! CUTE!
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>>551388229
>teio having a child
she'd die in childbirth. zero chance her tiny and frail body could support a babby
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>>551388212
Long story short: very yes
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>>551388212
Yeah. No uma is as thirsty as the fanart depicts but game Suzuka is pretty into (You) once you hit Senior Year and onward
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>>551388345
she can support my dick and our wild sex, she can support a baby uma
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KILL TEIO.
KILL TEIOFAGS.
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>>551387875
That's it. I'm pulling her in the all uma banner.
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despite Taiki being an irl sex pest, she has low affinity with pretty much everybody
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>>551388321
We love uma facehuggers here
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>>551388269
Bwo, your 50k monies??
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Did you finish your event points farming? Only a few hours left!
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>>551388518
Not with Maruzensky, for some reason.
I'm noooticing?
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>>551388548
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Merry Christmas, /uma/.
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>>551388548
facehugger are an evil menace
WE NEED TO DESTROY THEM
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>>551388212
I guess you don't have Suzuka
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>>551388321
Never in my life would I think horse racing is something I would be into
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>>551388458
Why do you not have Sei chan
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Tokai Teio is ruining my Christmas.
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Merry Christmas.
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>>551388692
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>>551383952
what is this
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Kinography incoming
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>>551388687
>>551388374
Can you shut up and break your leg so Seiun Sky can get Nimble Navigator off you?
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>>551388774
oguri ass
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I will neither confirm nor deny whether or not it is currently Christmas in my timezone.
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>>551388815
rude
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>>551388747
why does she always kill everyone
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>>551388698
No carats, spent them all on Brian. I got Falco from daily pulls
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>>551388761
Fuji Kiseki challenge Lvl 5 last boss.
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>>551388815
lol are you upset that Seiun Sky has the shelf life of milk?
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>>551388747
that slide to the right is such a cool move
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>>551388774
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>>551387205
I don't know. There's 101 ways they could be implementing this stuff on their server.
At a minimum, I expect they have files defining the gacha contents and rates that need to be changed for every banner that gets reordered. There needs to be coordination with localizers, artists, testers and others. This development pipeline needs to be started far in advance of the actual banner.
Worst case is you move a character's banner up early, but some of the content depends on files that don't exist yet because their deployment got delayed. Depending on how good or bad their developers/implementation are, there might be dependencies that they don't even know about or expect. And if there are complications in putting banners out out of order, they need to pull devs off of their JP content to fix global content which they wouldn't want to do. Easier to just deploy everything in the same order, as the players are already expecting.
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>>551388882
Stop looking at me like that.
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>>551388834
just umahacked this posters umaIP and it is
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>>551388591
I didn't get 2 million. Huh. Is the event really already over?
>>551388747
holy shit Gentildonna is so cool and strong
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>>551388931
how do i get there
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A good reminder that belno has the same body sizes as daiwa scarlet
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Merry Christmas
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>>551389031
Open the game > Start Career
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Merry Christmas, /uma/!!
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>>551383952
...that's unironically better than I can train with the cards I have available.
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>>551388983
It all comes full circle. CinGray is basically Uma Musume Episode 0.
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>>551389062
I read hymen at first.
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>>551389008
Foiled again.
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>>551389062
I read that as hymen
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>>551389138
its not, its a reference to another manga, RETARD
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>>551388774
>Series ends with a look at the Golden Generation
God o god, please do a remake of Season 1.
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>>551389045
>dead eyes
it's over...
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>>551389076
crap im not done with yesterdays run
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>>551389009
Its only 1 million
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>>551389183
which one?
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>>551389210
danshoe, this is the guy
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>>551389138
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>>551389246
I know, but I try to get 2 mill
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>Yeppers has one solo banner for her original, one alt banner, no reruns on either
>her original version is just a couple weeks before Aston Machan
>And just a couple weeks after Summer Golshi, a meta-defining pull

It's not FAIR
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>>551389189
no, we can never erase the spe suzuka love
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Christmas Nice Nature gifted me with a decent Christmas Evil Nature
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>>551389347
she's gonna be useful I think
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>>551388593
>for some reason.
they're both american umas
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>>551389275
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>>551389275
CinGay is a prequel!?
Damn Luna is old as fuck
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I want to fuck Momguri
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>>551389347
>late surger savvy double circle
oh no, he doesn't know
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>>551389408
they're so weirded out, as they should be
FUCK OGURI
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>>551389373
I tested out 3 room matches.
All three had 1 Suzuka and other front runners. I all the debuffs hit and I won
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>>551389209
This doujin got depressing really quick
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>>551389431
Okay, feed me this double circle gaslight.
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>>551387205
NTA but basically stuff have a lot of dependencies, so porting them separately is often impossible or might create bugs that did not existed in the original deployment of the data, so you have to transfer dev to deal with bug that never existed in the OG build. the more they add outside the "OG timeline", the farther global drifts from the OG uma build
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>>551389062
I HATE CURREN
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No uma wife to eat yummy foods with
No uma wife to exercise with
No uma wife to adventure with
No uma wife to play dress up
No uma wife to hug
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>>551389275
>>551389138
>>551389408
>what I've done by linkin park starts playing
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>>551389431
Late Surger Savy on Nice Nature increases the range of her debuffs
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>>551389481
share the source bro
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>>551389489
it's bad
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how do you make kitasan actually work?
i've had more rainbows with tosho than her
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I need Oguri Cap's cap, no cap.
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Looks like in the end, we truly were the cinderella gray
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>>551389408
This aura farming MCU-post-credits-reveal ending is okay in abstract given the generational angle they've always taken but pulling this shit for a fucking Starting Gate direct reference/lead-in of all things is so stupid.
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>>551389603
Why, numbnuts? Explain your reasoning.
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>>551389489
You need to be brocked for murmur to proc, savvy only increases ASE's range, but you're not hitting the Suzukas with ASE so you are crippling your other gold for no reason by picking the skill that allegedly prevents you from getting brocked.
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>>551389583
https://mangadex.org/title/69ea0193-aeba-42dd-bee2-7688acfb64ad/umamusume-pretty-derby-zero-catches-1
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>>551389634
5000 yen for a fucking hat? Wtf
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>>551389565
>no umas to have sex with
>no umadacchis to have sex with
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>Can buy FIVE uniques on my parent run
what the fuck
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>>551389471
my christmas wife
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>>551389690
if only they hadnt retconned the infinity stones to be gay and useless
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I've always wanted to rape an uma.
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>>551389675
I see. I’ve seen people say similar with NSM, but I’ve never seen it in action. I’m not sure if it’s actually a gaslight or just people guessing. FOV buffs aren’t that substantial.
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>>551389408
What is adult Oguri doing now? Dream Trophy? Professional athlete like Sonon Elfie? or Tracen's PE Teacher? But why would Tracen needs PE Teacher when Trainers exists
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>>551389780
>Rape an uma
Man bites dog type construction
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>>551389780
genetically engineered umagirls when?
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>>551383058
It's even more layers of RNG. You either high roll or get fucked. Don't worry, MANT will be far more tactical and less RNG
>inb4 "forgot your oguri.jpg"
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>>551389682
for a "branded" cap it's about right
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>>551389462
>>551389408
Why don't they recognize Oguri? I guess I can understand why Spe doesn't (country bumpkin) but Suzuka doesn't?
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>>551389675
That doesn't matter. She's not getting brocked in the rooms that actually matter with or without savvy, against triple front whales.
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>>551389952
she's busy (fucking me)
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>>551382031
Anyone know?
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>>551389952
It's a shock that THE GOAT is talking to nobodies
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Stop calling falco a cuckold

Post cute falcos
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>>551389408
Why do they look so weird...
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>>551389675
I just won another 3 room matches and ASE procced and hit the front runners all 3 times.
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>>551390143
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>>551390143
but I like it when trainer NTRs the umas
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who's the funniest solo front gutsmax ace that I can build
I'm losing anyway for not having suzuka/maru/taiki might as well meme with guts ace + double dominator
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>>551386991
I don't think so because Oguri can't even stand for months since birth bro
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Do we believe it's gonna get passed as a spark?
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>>551390279
Oguri...
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Is Dominator really THAT good?
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>>551390280
And then falco woke up...........................
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>>551390270
Probably someone with speed and power growth
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>>551389634
Why's the hat black and not gray?
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>>551390285
It can't. Same category as inherited uniques
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>>551390285
nyo...
>>551390398
retardbro
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>>551389679
thanks bro
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>>551390143
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>>551389845
Her tracksuit says Belno Sports, she's a corporate racist now.
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Remember to take your uma on a date this Christmas.
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danchou...
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Oguri sex doujins where
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>>551390373
less than a length of advantage. you'll remember it every time you lose by a nose/neck
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>>551390517
Thats a real cute falco...
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If Uma is futa, does she have a normal penis or a horse penis?
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Now that the dust has settled, was it true?
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>>551389183
stop pretending anyone read starting gate
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>>551390528
Rice is my date.
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>>551390583
all umas are girls anon
stop thinking about dicks
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>>551379868
Ohhh so that's why everyone was posting their blue sky handles today
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>dogshit run
>dogshit training success rate
>constant mood downs
>gets ticket
>
You fat stupid ass slut
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Rice love
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>>551390373
0.6 length per
>>551390285
Thanks for reminding me to check this. Interesting...
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>>551390583
Horse obviously.
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>>551390398
?
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>>551390583
Horses aren't real so they have Uma penises.
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>>551390583
what the FUCK is a horse
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>>551390839
Photoshop or bug. I've bought spirit skills many times and they never inherit
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>>551389312
I'm skipping Goldship and rolling for yeppers.
Will roll her alt too.
Yeppers.
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>>551390583
Mhmmm….feeeet…..
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>>551390583
Horse, but scaled down somewhat to fit a human figure and also no mottling. Sheath explains why the racewear works too.
Search "gold_ship_(umamusume)" on literally any booru to learn more.
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>>551390583
All the futa Uma doujins have them packing horse cocks
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>>551390398
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>Buenafags now coping that Bue's childhood friend is one of the assistant trainer under Kitahara (if you read Star Blossoms it's normal for a big team to have multiple assistants just like irl)
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https://x.com/JhonHearerer/status/2003934750080487876
DO NOT FUCK HORSES
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>>551382571
So where can I find a girl like this?
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>>551391116
I am kitahara
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>>551391116
whats there to cope about?
umamusume is a multiverse
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Apparently in Chinese calendar, the next year is a year of the Horse (Uma)
Here's to continuos success of our dear franchise.
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>>551391134
???
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>>551390914
trivial to check on chronogenesis, go see for yourself, filter for any of the ignited spirits and check the friend finder in game
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>>551391134
Now the nip artists are gonna scatter to the four winds and I'm gonna have to revive accounts on seven different social media sites to follow them again, stupid fucking boer getting led around by his nose by silicon valley nwo
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>>551391248
dacchi... the chinese new year still has a couple of months
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>>551391116
Coping about what retard? The game and the manga are two different things
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>christmas
>cant pull for christmas oguri
what a kusoge
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>>551391116
words words words
The game is the main canon and she's (You)r childhood friend there
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>>551391123
Imagine how many umamusume ask for a trainer for christmas
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>>551391134
don't worry, I only fuck umas
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>team trials
>opponent has 'Oguri Cap Biggest Fan' title
>Ogurin is not one of the aces
>Ogurin is not even in the TT squad
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>>551391134
What the fuck is wrong with Twitter? Who'd ask for this function?
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>>551391262
I feel like I've seen it pop up. It's just why would I want to spend 300 SP to get something pointless in fan runs
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>>551391116
that's a cute theory
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>>551387038
>Creek VA ASMR
>Looks up
>She did 3(THREE) different "Mom spoils you" ASMR
Sasuga.
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>>551391134
Guess it's time to log to the blue sky you all made a year ago and never touch again
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NOOOOO PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP AHHHHHH!!!
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>>551391365
many such cases, I see this often in every cm
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>>551391365
>team trials
>get 4 wins in a row, each 100K+ points, 566K points
>upgrade team, pick same middle slot
>same 4 wins in a row
>470K points
Nothing makes sense in that mode
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>>551391123
Chevacci...
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>>551391372
the foot pajeets ruin everything
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>>551391464
but none of my internet friends (real) went there...
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>>551391464
they'll come back
they always do
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>>551391396
Yeah seems like Kitahara is giving encouragement to onii-chan to pass their trainer exam or something
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>>551391474
>spreadsheetlet
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>>551391524
If they had the intention of really leaving they'd nuke their twitters, just like how they'll randomly nuke their pixivs. Hilarious how little backbone these people have.
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>>551391134
>it doesn't work with porn
make a titties watermark and AI can't steal your art
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>>551391524
Nahh this is more serious because it's actually visible
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>>551391116
>Kitahara will groom Buena before her CF can get to her
The classic Japanese adage "childhood friends always betray."
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>>551391519
What do footfags have to do with anything
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>>551391657
most of x's staff is pajeets
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>>551391134
Doing this with SEA femoids' selfies only to find the resulting AI slop mare being less nightmareish to look at
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>>551391684
oh darling youuuu
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>>551391640
Kitahara will be busy banging Scarlet 24/7
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>>551391684
>>551391714
The prettiest irish I've ever seen
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>>551391524
They don't like AI stuff but they REALLY don't like getting annoying comments from gaijin and they REALLY REALLY don't like seeing people edit their work without explicit permission, and this has a built-in "annoy original artist with the AI edit to their work and also whatever gaijin meme I want to spew" button. It's all on a timer now
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>Clicked recreation button without realizing Riko's dates are not yet unlocked
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We fuck boys in this household.
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>>551382868
For me
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>>551391116
>non canon slop
Nothing to do with the game. Keep trying harder little bwo
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>>551390520
It's probably her sponsor. So a professional athlete I think.
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>>551391774
hell yeah
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Is level difficulty really that bad?
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>>551391740
*Belno
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Errrrr
Mcqueen???
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>>551391839
not nearly enough blood running from her nose to the pillow
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>>551391774
That's right
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>>551391872
Aoi sucks at parent farming
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>>551391872
3 wasn't noticeable. 4 I lost 1 race. Doing 5 now.
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>>551391134
Belno??
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>>551391714
>>551391684
FiMo sex
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>>551391774
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>>551391134
Why are AI pajeets like this?
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>>551391116
who is coping?
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>>551391116
This really triggered them kek
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cute stuff
trainers were built for their trainees
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>>551390528
What if I kiss Kingu in front of the talking brick wall? Just kidding haha
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>>551391937
Kek
>>551391950
Oh I see, good luck hope you show us what Happy Meek looks like at full power
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>>551391872
>>551391950
5 puts you up against a 1k spe 1k sta Little Cocoon.
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>>551392047
I've always thought it takes guts to make that kind of public confession. I respect anyone who can do it
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>We-we're not coping! Manga is not canon! We don't care blah blah
>9+ replies
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Kitahara's harem is absolute cap... as in peak..
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>>551392121
>1k spe 1k sta
Can't I cheese this with Bakushin for sprint finals
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Seems someone is having a melty lol
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>>551392095
The order the rewards are dished out is RNG? EXPLODE
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>>551392047
Mr Christmas Beauty
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So is this the same guy that thinks the mainline anime Trainer is getting cucked by Kitahara because Dasca?

Man, cuckposters are really dumb
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>>551392152
>Kitahara gets to fuck everyone except the titular character
Oguri Cuck...
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>>551391969
boys
not old men
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>>551392208
>5 bakushin careers a day at level 4 incase lvl 5 is hard
>Clear everything in 5 days
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>he tried to bait people in discord and no one was biting telling him he's stupid because its been known for long that each story is its own universe
>comes here instead
oh nyo...
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>>551392047
oh and the 2nd part
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>>551392360
proof?
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>>551392360
>discord
Kill yourself
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>>551392413
same images i saw
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>Narita Brian
>Hard mode career
>Lvl5 Showtime
>1st place Tenno Sho Spring goal
Is it over?
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>>551392301
He's the father bro, Inbreeding will not improve affinity.
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>>551392340
I dunno
I like that old man
Harmonicas fuck
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>>551392047
True
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>>551392406
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Is belno an assistant trainer now?
wtf???
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>>551392406
Do you have the Senichi-ya CB 5 wedding doujin?
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Why is the thread so slow?
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>>551392301
Oguri gets Belno
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>>551392606
why are you surprised, she has always been Oguri's assistant trainer
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>>551392614
Nope!
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>>551392632
everyone is fucking their gfs bro
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>>551392632
its christmas anon
>>
REPRODUCE WITH STAY GOLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYU48WDa80g
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>>551392667
Fair enough!
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>>551392632
What day is it again? Retard
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ryan anon died
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>>551392173
Maybe. I haven't actually faced her yet, someone posted a screenshot earlier though.
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now that Oguri is the Cinderella Gray, what is next for the umaverse?
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luv chrono
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why is she like this
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Good night, /uma/. While I am of the opinion that those who have someone to spend tomorrow with should, in fact, explode, I hope your Christmas holds joy for you. Have a good night. Ho ho ho. Happy Holidays.
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>>551392813
Star blossom anime.
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>>551392859
I want a girlfriend like Belno.
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>>551392152
How are they going to explain the timeline inconsistency of these umas
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>>551392849
Chrono CUTE!
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>>551392880
Good night danchou
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>>551392887
Try again in 5 years or more
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Meanwhile Japan is having fun memeing about Berno winning the Kitahara bowl....
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>>551392880
Merry Christmas bro.
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Man she looks SO different in the cingray style
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Did you order KFC for christmas?
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>>551392961
KitaharaNorn-fags humbled
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You fuckers don't deserve anything, that is why you're lonely on Christmas
Do better next life
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No one mentioned that March met Urara
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>>551393106
Cause no one care
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>>551393106
Id like to meet urara
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>>551393086
This Machan is mean
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>>551393106
Someone did last thread
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>>551393061
Norn is the casual bitch Kitahara fucks on weekends
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>>551392360
>discord
there were already some attempts in the last few threads
nobody was dumb enough to response so now the retard is samefagging his own post to make it look like people are seething
it's so fucking blatant lmao
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so did belno win the kitahara bowl
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>>551393086
Machan wouldn't say this
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Ando Katsumi, who was the reference for Kitahara, married his sweet heart from the days he was in Kasamatsu.

So Berno winning makes sense.
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>>551393106
Urara is also a DIRTgod so that makes sense they'd get along
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bros is there any good upcoming support banners as f2p? i need to roll on something to get more SRs
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>>551393217
>from the states
hmm
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>>551393106
Cute Haru cameo!
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>>551393270
Wit Neicha rerun.
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>>551393231
Belno won...
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>>551386807
Shahryar seems to be so popular among keiba fans. Why is that? Whey I look for Kiseki related tweets, some of them are more intrested for the possibility of Al-Ain (Shahryar's brother) satsuki sho and osaka hai winner from Kiseki gen will get to Uma and eventually Shahryar will follow too. Not like he's from humble owner like Do Deuce / Daring Tact since he's a Sunday like Gentil Orfe etc.
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>>551393231
EXPLAIN THIS?
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>>551393325
every time i see her in a thumbnail i think its akikawa
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oguri a kek
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>>551393378
arigatou, guguru-san
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>>551393378
what imageboard is this
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>>551393459
Mairu...
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>>551393459
Ohamairu…
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Belno sex!
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>>551393459
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oguri....
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>>551393231
Belno is made for Kitahara
Oguri is made for Rudolf
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>>551393571
HOLY
>>
daiwa sukaretto ikuayo
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>>551393584
Shipfags are really having a meltdown
>>
WHAT
FUCK CYGAYYYYY
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>>551393579
I’d take Bouquet with no hesitation
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>>551393571
>B85
Wow Kraft is quite large
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kitahara is too busy fucking oguri's mom to have any interest in her autistic daughter
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>>551391950
>>551392121
>>551392095
I got 5th in the semis with this. My first night owl in over a month and no rainbows past june. I got fast learner twice today so I guess I was due for a smiting.
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>>551393584
>Kitahara is not the kind of guy who'd lay a hand on his student
>That's right Oguri (kansai accent)
Das rite x153
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>>551393738
Actually he's fucking both
>>
>>551393684
?



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