Previous: >>551395632>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Event: Orchestra in Late AutumnCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Symboli Rudolf 3* (Alt), Gold City 3* (Alt), Tosen Jordan 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Curren Chan (SSR), Narita Brian (SSR), Kitasan Black (SSR), El Condor Pasa (SSR)12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Happy holidays dacchis
>>551431103based tanuki op>>551430901>This does not smell>This does not look like a boy
>>551430643>>551430901
Spechud.
Does Oguri even know she was cucked?
>>551431023Skills show how much of a gain you get compared to the one other uma in the simulated race.So you debuff the other uma and gain a lead over her.
I KNEELI SQUEALMY TRIPLE CROWN ISN’T REALI CRYI WANNA DIEMY BEST GOLD SKILL IS KEEN EYEI SINI NEVER WINI’M INFERIOR TO MISS CURRENI JOBI SLOBALL I’M GOOD FOR IS A BLOWJOBALL I DO IS NAGI DRESS LIKE A WALKING CUMRAGI AM… A CITYFAG
>>551431164Merry Christmas anon
The perfect way to end a run.
what's the build for taiki in a double front (no bignig) team
>>551431475Mating press Pearl
>>551431169this is a cute and clean uma musume (as in female)
Bros, my uma looks kind of weird and is saying weird things to me....
>>551431475https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3b7_KEMOfI
>>551431637No way fag
>This x3AIIIIIEEE LET ME IN
>>551431584SHE IS NOT CU-->that image... SHE IS STILL STINKY THO!
>>551431637...is that...?
How does the simulator calc for debuffs, exactly? It shows how many lengths on average you "gain" with a skill, but how does a debuff translate into "gaining" lengths anyways?
Rice uncle here, my niece loved the turfyI'm gonna keep buying her uma merch and turn her into a horse girl to fuck with my sister
I pulled Shuttle today on a single and this is my first career with her. How does this look for Scorpio hypothetically?
>>551431920Anon, I already replied to you in this thread
>>551431987>Gonna continue being a good uncle by gifting her things she really enjoys>As a side effect it fucks with my sisterBased family enjoyer.
>>551431637Does GBF have implicit sex now or does Danchou just keep pussying out of it every time.
>>551432105I really hope that's what anon meant
Seeking the Pearl had quite the career. She is growing on me. Maybe I should roll for her after all...
>ugh, I GUESS I could spend a bit of time with youdumb bitch I gave you multiple g1 wins, thought you'd be a LITTLE MORE GRATEFUL.
Reminder that if you don't pick the bottom option in Oguri's pigging out event, you're a coward.
Lememe is trending again https://x.com/yKOROGASHI/status/2004124599106392568
>>551431103sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chairMerry Christmas!
>>551432105>>551432225My goal is to be that racist rich uncle that showers her kids with presents to ruin their expectations and spoil them.
>>551431987cute, you're a good uncle
>>551431637Erune pits>tfw pitsluts before they became cool
>>551432437Pits have been hip on the 4 since at least the Touhou days bwo.
>>551431987Based
>>551431103Ok guys who should I bet? I'm hyped
Does the 2x career multiplier affect showtime?
That makes 3/3 borrow runs wasted. Ho ho ho...
>>551432574Admire Terra
>>551432685Should have gone middle. I always avoid Oguri Cap (as in peak) for unity
>>551432574tabaru
>>551432574Regaleira is good in Nakayama and is aiming for a 2nd arima win. The SOVLESS choiceMeisho Tabaru is getting the Take Yutaka special and going front. The SOVL choice
>>551432685...
Merry Christmas anonsAlso Sex with Verxina
>>551432684I dont think so.
>>551432113Danchou is still a massive pussy, yeah.
>>551432765Pick top and run might be bricked. Pick middle and run is definitely bricked. I don't have the kind of deck that lets me get good stats with late training facility level ups.
>>551432574I believe in Admire Terra
hoho...
>>551432909Show deck Fuku bro
>>551432574Museum Mile is good too, he won the lastest Satsuki Sho. Also 3-year-olds have a strong historical record in this race due to the 2kg weight allowance
>>551432586sexo
its playtime 2 and cockon and brown are about to fuck my narita
>>551432685This is a win no?
>>551432574◎ RegaleiraO Meisho Tabaru▲ Museum Mile△ Danon Decile△ Shin Emperor* Tastiera
>>551433019Nyo you just want to say it's good enough and make fun of me for being a bad toreina.>>551433469It's nyot.
>>551431742MONKU NASHI!MONKU NASHI DA!!SEEKING ZA PAARUU!!!
>accidentally Scouted during lagLet me guess. Regular Symboli is better?
>>551432574My king admire terra will win for sure
Am I tripping to think this might actually be okay this CM? Or at least the white version.I have joined so many all Pace/Front rooms where my Pacers sit at 6th-8th place the entire race.
>>551433565>during lagYou guys are having connection problems too?
>>551433223third try lucky>>551433469draw has same result as loss except maybe ranks gained not sure about that one. but team stats is +10 like a loss so it's odari wa
So Is Musaka-san just dead?
does 2x TP work on fuji skipseki's sloptime?
>>551432315what are the chances of the fatty debuff?Also when is Xmas Oguri banner? it's the 25th already.
>>551433668For a couple of days alreadyI tought it was my wifi shitting itself but maybe not
My POV
surely I don't need any stamina regen
is pump on taiki big brain
>>551432113danchou got raped by babu
>>551433519I just want to help
>>551433728it doubles the TPs yes
>>551434189No it's cope
what do you think umas think of reindeer
jesus, no retries sounds way too brutal. Wish you'd get at least a title for doing it once for bragging rights but i can't find anything. think I'll stick to 2-4. especially since i still need to work on something for the CM.>>551433732mate the seasonal events will never align until we are actually caught up to JP. Right now we are just lucky we are somewhat close but they gonna get a lot worse and offset with the coming months.we should get the crhistmas event in like the 1st january week?
>>551434103which one?
>>551432574I'm rooting for my HEROES tabaru, terra, decile and palace
>>551432574Team Admire Terra for sure, but Regaleira does have best name, though I am extremely biased. Other than them, Danon "the Cannon" Decile and Shin Emperor are pretty cool. Meisho Tabaru is alright too but that's the most basic choice
>>551434316
>>551431351Wait, Cityfags get to dress up like her?Where do I sign up?
What's the point of buying * Coners and * Straightaways on non front runners? Gambling?
>>551434365just run a front-runner uma, I won all difficulties with Suzuka
every morning after umarriage
>>551434365what's the highest level can you still make parent runs at
I got a grandparent I guess
>>551433657What are you going to accelerate up to during mid-race if you're already going at your cruising speed?If you need better position in midrace, you probably be getting velocity skills, not accels.
Fujoshi Mode should be a permanent addition to the game.
hope you had a great time with friends, family or just a cozy alone time
>>551434103>>551434374>mile-tier staminaTokyo Racecourse 100% https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/570216
Priority for fixing the aces for remaining days?Mayano is pain in the ass to train.
>>551434657You can't just prefix every English word with uma and all of a sudden make it about umamusume
>>551434871your hopes didn't work
So much Umamusume fanart has this "I want to draw porn of this girl but I can't" energy to it
>>551434565No, for any Style the Corner and Straightway skills are good, you just gotta know when to pick them depending on the race. There's two scenarios where they don't do anything and those are if your Uma goes over their ideal Position Keep spot (first 40ish% of the race) and after the Last Spurt (but before she's finished accelerating). Assuming your lobby doesn't have really weak Pace Setters (bad Fronts) then the former shouldn't ever really be an issue
>>551434914umad?
>>551434316>>551434481huh its the aki sisters guy, glad to know he hasnt changedshame about this dog ass "TL" though, i'm sure there's proper ones on danbooru
>marked
mmmmmm
>>551435005
It kind of pains me to see that so many more people care about Oguri getting cucked than Tama-chan getting sold off into sex slavery against her will after the 1988 Arima Kinen
what the fuck is going on
Merry Kris S losers
>>551435005>uma'dNot if I can help it.
>>551433492Nakadashi with Chrono Genesis
>>551435345umatter sex tape leak when
>3 mood downs>3 mood ups>No recreation turns
It's amazing how there's so many beautiful Mejiro girls...Then you have McQueen and Ryan
IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
>>551435730dont say that...
>>551435730cute
>>551435749She's beautiful.
stop posting whores, we must jiggie
>>551434365I just went through this mode, everything's smooth sailing until the finalsRiko's whores are juiced to the max, I don't recommend it if you're looking to make aces
>>551432574Meisho Tabaru will bring honor to the Golshi line
>>551435829>>551435893gross boy
>>551434987> after the Last Spurt (but before she's finished accelerating)Makes sense.>if your Uma goes over their ideal Position Keep spot (first 40ish% of the race)>Assuming your lobby doesn't have really weak Pace Setters (bad Fronts) then the former shouldn't ever really be an issueI think I get it, thanks anon.I thought activating them == your uma pacing down but that's not the case.
>>551435367The holy mama..
>>551432574Regaleira
>>551432685bwo the first time was an honest mistake but why do you keep picking Fuku for your borrow runs? You can't blame anyone but yourself.
>>551436052I love how handsome Goldship is, but yet he's still a fucking shithead.
Why my teamies look retarded?
>>551432574>gate 13What a disaster Terra brosAnd ofc Lememe got a good gate
>>551432407Isn't that the main purpose of being an uncle?Being the fun loving rich old fart that gifts the families kids lots of cool stuff while being grump and/or racist.Either gay, good on you anon, keep it up!
>>551436130One thing to keep in mind is that Skills prevent Pace Down Mode from starting, which is why you can sometimes see Umas chain skills, shoot up to the front even as non-Fronts and then just not lose the lead due to the race dropping Position Keep after the first 40%
what's more prestigious to winthe arima kinen or the japan cup?
>>551436509>Biko>KitaBecause they are>YeppersJust a country bumpkin
>Run Narita Brian card with medium A/S Taiki Shuttle>Outer Swell>Long straightaways>Outer Swell>Long straightawaysLegitimately do not remember the last time she gave me Preferred Position or HydrateLiterally never gave me medium Straights or CornersTen runs at least
>>551435005>>551435193kekeridoo
I got a little too late into the game, will I ever be able to finish the first story event?
i still have not read the event story...
what did she mean by this
>>551433732We're guessing on the 3rd.
>>551436586
In career races with Taiki if there ends up a situation where the field is 8 out of 18 racers are frontrunners (which inexplicably has become a common situation for me) should you just run her at front even though she has C aptitude
JIGGIE JIGGIE JIGGIE IT IS CHRISTMAS AND WE MUST DO A JIGGIE
>thread up for an hour>only 150 posts/uma/ is dying... MERRY CHRISTMAS!
>>551435345Am I the only one who thought that the Cingray ending was unsatisfactory?
cyGENEROUS
>>551434914Yes you can, just like with Duke.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHw4_oPJ6s8
>>551436892
>>551436438>Why are you using borrows for your ace runsSomeone wants their CM entrants to be smited in the finals.
>>551436551So that means I've been picking suboptimal skills all this time. I usually stack mid-late skills and sometimes even leave PoC behind.
>>551437016ONAHOLESIZE
Now that I have mlb kitasan, mlb Biko is my borrow for a good long while
>>551437016I wanna madly fuck both of those
>>551436838to be fair, if there's a day for the thread to be dead, this fucking better be it, i'd be sad if it wasn't
>>551437073It's so cute when uma's do the double blink
>>551435565We would have tons of fan content on that vibe if Cygames and HorsieOwners weren't such cuckshttps://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14654174&tags=tamamo_cross_%28umamusume%29>>551435345The what now? Doesn't most horsies more or less end up doing the same after they retire? Tachyon was a mid breeding stud and had like 100 kids, bet the horny sickos had triple the amount
>>551437130That's just called blinking, anon. Otherwise it's winking.
>>551437195No no they blink twice
>>551436681Yeppers is good for squeezing!
>>551437171El Satono Negro
>>551436838Cause we're all warm in our rooms and cozy under our blankets while Genti is looking, obviously. Merry Christmas, Gentibro.
Modesty check
>>551437048Eh, not really, since the speed coefficients for anything other than Fronts are just worse during early-mid race, even if you avoid Pace Down mode all race you'd still probably get bigger return on investment by mostly having mid-late skills. Chaining skills like that is unfortunately really inconsistent, and in this CM in particular I'm pretty sure carryover speed into the Last Spurt's gonna matter way more than anything else. I'd argue PoC's biggest problem is that it can activate mid-Last Spurt (completely useless) or really fuck you over on the Final Corner due to spread
>>551435345Wtf, now you gotta give me the specifics, anon!
>Last turn before URA finale>Get slacker>Try training with the journalist>She didn't cleanse it
>>551437408A truly evil hons this is, wanting to break your back without consent.
Danchou... they're not flatlining on Christmas... DANCHOU THEY HAVE AN UNHEALTHY ASSOCIATION WITH THE GAME.... DANCHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>551438026if you're flatlining on christmas, you're OUTno normalfags in MY club
>>551438026Danchou is flatlining too
>>551438026I'm danchou and I'm grinding the michael jackson uma event
Please link the bot so danchud doesn't kick me
A reminder that even though McQueen will demand you to treat her with dignity like a princess she also wouldn't mind being treated and stepped on like a whore.
>>551438459nyo.
>>551438459Make sure you don't download the Bitcoin miner one
>>551438494Second worst Mejiro after Ryan
>>551437139>>551437725The "normal" lower limit for a japanese racehorse career is five years, many go on to continue racing (and winning) into their sixth and even seventh years and beyondTamamo Cross had just hit the peak of it's racing ability and already had 3 G1 wins by the end of only it's fourth year (basically what you see in the anime) when the owner abruptly became obsessed with seeing Tamamo breed and ended the horse's career
>>551438690Homeless bum.
giving Gold City a creampie right before her photo shoot
Twin Turbos turbo twin tits
>>551438494Stop talking shit about my wife, neighar. Mejiro McQueen is the most dignified delicate woman in the Mejiro family. If you want a filthy whore you can try to get cucked by Palmer
I am safe
>>551432887Merry Christmas anon!
I WAS DOING THE HARDMODE STUFFNOW I'M NERVOUS AS FUCK I GOTTA LOCK IN
i got fucked by nishino flower
>>551439468Nishino Flower's trainer...
>>551432574Here’s the visual chart. Also, the Hopeful Stakes is the day before the Arima so we’re looking at back to back G1s this weekend which is gonna be fun.
>>551439087McQueen gonna deepthroat that microphone.
>>551439542It says PP!AHAHAAHHAHAHA
does she survive sagittarius?
>>551439542why do the red blue yellow umas curve to the right
>>551439317Is that your Falcon?>S aptitudes by Satsuki Shono it's not..
>>551439542regaleira is the meta pick but i want to support meisho tabaru and meiner emperor this timeall in on tabaru
>>551439692I fucking HATE this Rudolph!
Thanks for the Christmas Gift Cygames, i'll forgive you for the HAPPY HOLIDAY bs, for now
>>551439736
>>551438026But think of the fans!
>>551439672It is my falco run. It's kinda grim stat-wise so far but I still have hope
>Showtime Mode buffs everyone's stats but Happy Meek'sthis is some bullshit
>>551438494>wouldn't mind being treated and stepped on like a whore.there's a reason why smut novels like 50 shades is really popular with women
I think Cafe is only a 7 outta 10 at bestHowever a wide eyed, smiling, happy and energetic Cafe is a 10
>end of 2025>Bakushin is already forgottenRemember, she was teaching you how to play this game.
>>551438864>when the owner abruptly became obsessed with seeing Tamamo breed and ended the horse's careerDid he even yield strong and profitable offspring or was lil Tamamo even labeled as a strong breeded? If not, it would be wack as fuck that he gimped his gains just to see him fucking
>danchou is gifting everyone carats for participating in the holidays race againDamn, events like this really help to brighten up the day. Thanks danchou, you're a good lad!
>>551439831I thought 1st inspiration came after Satsuki Sho though
>3 speed cards on Mcqueen>never reach 1200>4 cards on Mcqueendon't reach 1200 >its nearly the same result as 3 speed cards
i feel like makween getting chased by rais showai lost again
>>551440039I HATE IT
>>551439901I'll never forget Bakucute
>>551439901She never recovered after Nishino Flower clobbered her at the Sprinter Stakes
Very Marry Christmas dacchis, I hope every one of you is having a jolly, warm and fun time this 25th of December I'm downing some Christmas fruitcake right this instant
>>551438026I was playing with my niece on the big family screen and did three runs in like an hour or so.When I told her Fine Motion is irish (like the mothers side of our family) her eyes lit up and she wanted me to tell her more (which I couldn't because she ain't out yet...)But she wants to dress up like her for Carnival now.
>>551439901Sports fes alt is a whole year away.
Can i spam the shit out of Golshi careers to clean out Showtime Mode? She's OP in career right?
>>551440012directly before it, like the turn of the sho
Umamusume with HUGE ASS TITS
>>551440079You goofed up!
>>551440240class prez TopRo is a fruitcake indeed
>every NPC have their unique on lvl 5HOLY SHIT NO WONDER I KEEP JOBBING
>>551440245you guys aren't real
>>551440367Oh damn i must have thought the inspiration came just before the Derby instead thenDo i still need to get some sort of chart marking which things come when, even after all this time..
>>551439736what the fuck is wrong with you. tanuki rudolph is a blessing
>>551440348Level 4 is doable with everyone. 5 gets you ONE more reward, but if your uma decides to break their leg on a goal race your run ends.
ENTER
Wow, I do NOT know what I am doing. She has the exact same career as regular Rudolf too?I never beat URA with like 700/700/700 and 700 Wit before. I picked her against Eishin Flash Legend Race and she got humiliated and left the race in tears.
>>551440380Beautiful
>>551440527Whats weird about it? She's 7 years old, sees a pretty girl on the telly and wants to dress up like her.She probably has forgotten about it already in a sugar fueled coma from eating an entire choccy santa after dinner.
I'm finally done with my ace!
>>551439960No. I don't think he ever produced any other notable horses.The farm itself went bankrupt.It was a complete waste of potential
>>551440450TopRo is built for marriage and happy family life with many children
>>551436672We get a bookmark feature in the future for missed events. Not sure when and by then the event cards I'm sure are gaped even for f2poor
>>551440619that mark makes me think of a Chaos symbol like Tzeench
>>551440567IT'S CURSED
>>551440842Glad I'm not the only one.
>>551440716>no medium Sshe'll be fine anyway
Biwa Hayahide was in my dreams last night
>>551440643>She has the exact same career as regular Rudolf too?Yeah, every alt has the same career as the OG. Only notable difference (besides skills, growths, etc) is the costume events
what are the chances we are going to get a cool and rad uma themed aerobic video?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nclj3vtg8M&t=45
>>551440885NOT CURSED, ADORABLE
>>551440932She wanted to eat your bananananananana
>>551440924how useless is the gourmand+standard distance, really?
>>551440982I'm sure someone could make it using in-game models, just no one that will actually do it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X2hqba5FVs
>>551440079Your MLB Kita bro?
>>551440885>>551440567>Error: Duplicate file exists>>551440985what the FUCK literally seconds before i tried to post
>>551440680I can't imagine a scenario where I put Umamusume on the big family screen and my whole family doesn't look at me strangely, good for you anon I guess
>>551440985Put that thing downNOW
>>551440985ITS FUCKING CURSED
>>551441021That would be rad. I forgot what we did but I know she was there. Why are dreams so hard to remember?
>>551441074It isn't, round 1 and 2 will be full of funny debuffers
>>551441102ehehehe
>>551441074nta but you should be seeing mileage out of the gold heal since all that is still under 1300 stamguts (1350 is probably safer still)
>>551440982You'll take your workout instructor Gentildonna and you'll like it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFlTAclugJI
>>551437320what's funny is that dia's dam is from argentina
Cease with the Fine Motion propaganda this instant
Biwa bananananananananahorsie like banananananannana
Digitan LOVE
TAISHIN christmas.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2eaYBAlExc
Is fine motion a boy, girl or futa?
What the fuck this is literally my first career with her
>>551441123I dunno, my family likes videogames I guess?My parents would watch me and my sister play on the Telly all the time and it wasn't weird at all. Guess that comes with my dad being interested in computers and technology to begin with and my mom just enjoying us being around. My mom plays Balatro on her phone like all the fucking time, it has become her new solitaire.
>>551441469begging for rape
>>551441589I get a hot spring ticket about 20% of the time nowadays. It's weirdly common.
>>551441670Pokke tits too big.
>>551438257I'm only using Christmas as an excuse to flatline, I'm still a no life loser like you guys though. No need to kick me.
>Get 2* from a daily pull>ffs do i have enough to put you at 4 at least>have exactly enough at the time i checkooh
A quick Jiggie anyone?https://jiggie.fun/vnTyJZhttps://jiggie.fun/vnTyJZhttps://jiggie.fun/vnTyJZ
>>551441389>what's funny is that dia's dam is from argentinayou're not supposed to say it out loud, knowledge is power in this place
>>551441621I really want this midget.>>551441670Diawa tiddies!!!Best Kris S present ever!
>>551441670MODS MODS MODS
>>551441670
>>551441670Nice. Do boobs shrink in the cold?
>>551439542Too bad Meiner Emperor has Goldnigger genes.
>>551440245this is the cutest shit i ever read. tfw no princess of ireland niece
>>551441986Please refrain from posting this image in the futurethank you
>>551441078Right there bro, I can get close to 1200 speed with 3 cards but never top it, and with 4 cards it was a trainwreck in the last year and lost to Riko in the end.
>>551439542admire terra will buck his jockey again and win another G1 by himselfdont tell me the odds, im putting my mortgage on it
accidentally deselected Fall Runner, anons is it gay to cry because of Umamusume
CHRISTMAS MIRACLE CAME
>>551441621I think peoples confusion comes from the whole "OH NO ITS WEEB SHIT ON THE BIG SCREEN AHHH FUCK MY CRINGE" or whatever.>it has become her new solitaire.I liked to say that my mom really enjoys Return to Castle Wolfenstein, completed it way back and all, much to my surprise. Plenty of Mario stuff back in the day with me and my brother. Hell, I used to play fucking Mario Kart 64 with her, my brother and my grandma, 4p battle royale, was sick. Then I played a ton of Streets of Rage 2 on my grandma fatherly side on her Genesis, start to end as well.Now days my mom plays a bunch of city build type stuff, think Two Point [XYZ], Anno 1800, random phone tier shit with daily tasks and so on. Hell, if I wanted to I could VERY easily get her to play all type of stuff together, even random shit like World of Warcraft. She is anything but not open to stuff.
>>551442173Just use stamina card
>>551440245Gonna show my nieces Uma next time they come over, they're already autistic (affectionate) enough to like MLP, Sonic and Pokémon so should be right up their alley.
Does a career really need 10 mood downs? Right after a mood up? Right before summer? Right before URA?
>>551442279...you guys are gonna kick the botter, right?
>>551439831>>551439317I GOT SLACKERTHAT SPEED WOULDA CAPPED IF I DIDNT GET SLACKER REEEEE man the skills were so peak too
Due how busy I'm about to get because holidays I really cannot do more runs nor testing till the CM, so I'm basically dead and B finals material, but can I get some advice anons?Which 3 umas would you pick as Ace? this is what I have I wont have time to do more nor to do testing to check properly which ones do better. I would appreciate your help to pick I know you are good toreinas here anons.
Still thinking about that /uma/dacchi whose wife who said she was a fan of special week because she's an optimistic glutton, then looked at him and said 'i guess i have a type'
>>551442193it was the highroll of a generation, and I fucking wasted it because I forgot to get Fall Runner, this game sucks
Well, I'm done training for CMsWhatever happens, happens
>>551442471THE TREE COSTUME STAYS ON IN BED!
>>551442431Number 5Number 6I have a feeling you want to play Rice so Number 4
>>551442471I'm gonna go down on her under the costume and come out covered in sap
Stop grooming your nieces. It's weird.
>>551440795Marriage and happy life with TopRo-chan is canon
>>551442713>Parents are allowed to groom their children to like the garbage they grew up with or whatever>Uncles aren't allowed to sway their nieces to like thinks they like
>>551442279Anon locked the fuck in
>>551442279So this is the power of botting....
>>551440240>>551440450>>551442786i want NTR to cuck me with Ayabe
>>551442279TEACH ME YOUR WAYS BOTTER-SAN
>551443006Please kys immediately
>wtf why isn't danchud kicking this flatlineroh thar's why
>>551442279don't call him a botter guys he's clearly doing the fuji kiseki event
>>551442786>typical mother hair and outfitwhat the fuck is this real? is this the end of her career ingame?
>>551442793why are they so mean to mcqueen...
>>551442279I would bot if I didn't pig out already, I'm scared of getting my account banned for a little bit of greed
>>5514424311 since it has Medium S, at least some mid-game skills and head-on6 is also semi-viable (RNG) despite having few mid-game skillsremember Umamusume is a wit game
>people actually doxxing clubs that aren't mambo for oncenice, I was getting sick of that boring B rank club, someone post discord logs of these S ranks
>>551442793Japan, the land of no taste
>>551441670>JUNGLE pocket>no bush
>The danchou of a 4chan club is some botting third worlderShocking
>>5514424314, 5, 6
>>551443262I can't, too much CP.
>>551442193you dont have shooting for victory either... is up-tempo even good
>>551443006please alive yourself immediately>cucked by Ayabebased based based
>>551443131thank god I'm not in a club that goes this hard
Teio's nasal voice affects my loins like nothing else.
>>551443262Here are some discord leaks of whats going on in Bricked
>>551443327>SFV on Seiunthis is as retarded as paces getting Pumpopen lobbies is not the real CM guys
>>551443327up tempo is just worse killer tunes, it's serviceable, but you're really hoping for it to give you carryover speed for last spurt
How many runs to finish Fuji Kiseki event?
Why do we collect their shoes?
>>551443093meant for >>551443006
>>551443301>danchou botting Snitch on him.
>>551443478To Mun Mun them.
is my club the only sane club in /uma/
>>551443478uuuuuuuuuuu umastinkyuuuuuuuuu umasniff umasniff
>>551443608nah mine is
>>551443349desu we are mostly getting carried by the top earners. If the top guy leaves we would drop out of top 100. Most people are sitting between 30-55M fans which isn't that crazy
Buono!
>>5514434515-6
I'm an ugly stinky bald fat ojii-san give me uma wife.
>>551443608The clubs that only come here to advertise are, yeah
>>551443868Narita Top Road
>>551443608What's your club?
>>551443131DANCHOU!?
>>551443131they took 2 weeks to recruit 1 guy at this point they'll just keep whatever they can rofl
>>551442431I'd pick 3, 5 and 6 and pray
>>551443958nta but Mambo
>>551443425a single suzuka makes seiun useless
>>551443912That's for SEAfags.
>>551443869
BINGO IN 10 SPINSKNEEL
>>551444000I will believe your numbers
>>551443593Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
>>551444001Exactly
>>551443713A small group of umaos were looking to jump to /uma/ club during the new year a few threads agoHonestly umao could just be an A rank club like in JP, no need to be an S.
>>551444028My condolences bwoYour rolls are now going to be bricked for the next 2 months
>>551444001lmao cope and seethe subhuman
>>551444061tell me how you are going to activate angling
>>551443131Kicking people is only worth it in the first week.After the second week you're just kicking the fans already gathered and have no one to fill up.Kicking the two flatliners here would just result in losing 30m fans on the ranking, which could bee a kick out of S rank
>>551444182But I said I believed you...Passing the gassing out Suzukas
>If the top earners left our club would drop a million ranksThis applies to S rank, A rank, and even B rank clubs. It's a completely empty statement.
nyo... tosenbwos....
>SEA is calling me subhuman
>>551444242that only applies to bricked
>subhuman is calling me sea
Gold City gf
>>551444263What are these ratings based off of
>>551444000>a single suzuka makes every frontrunner useless>every fucking medium CM room is 6+ frontsWhich is it, /uma/?
>>551444263>chiyono highFake.
>>551444403no a single suzuka makes it so frontrunners cant proc angling and scheming. this is why front runners take shooting for victory
I hate Indonesians so much, its unreal.
>>551444318>>551444378please reply to each other this whole "I'm not actually replying even though I'm trying to get the last word" make you both look like high school tranniesstop acting like women
>>551444263>tierfaggingJordan WILL take first and you WILL seethe
>>551443754with all rewards?
Interesting, now why exactly did you get mad and upset when people insult SEAfags and you aren't one?
>>551444191One of them has 11 Million fans and was way below the quota every day. He should have gotten kicked weeks ago.>>551444141/uma/club is too full and too autistic with the fan grinding reqs. I'd rather join an A+ club that's serious about getting S rank
>>551444403Use goldship
>>551443812Is that an airplane
>>551444383Don't post my wife
uh oh subhuman MELTYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>551443131I mean those still contributed something. Meanwhile.
>>551442279fake. the evil flatliner is still dead. nothing ever happens.
>>551444000Suzuka players have the hearts and souls of child molesters and lack a love for life, they are cogs in the great machine and it's their own lack of perspective, something at the core of their very being, that inhibits them from ever realizing it, they are the drones who follows the masses, they are sheep, they are fake and gay. I see the light at the end of the tunnel, I'm having a merry christmas, I play games because I enjoy them and I rejoice in every breath I take, I feel the wind blowing through my hair, I feel the fishing rod in my hands, I smell the salt, faint though it may be, and the vibrations of the waves echo through the raft, and thus my body, I see every color, for life is so very full of them. I will run Seiun Sky, fuck Suzuka, she's a bitch
every CM discussion ends up being nothing because 80% of global is playing for the "vibes" and you will likely classify to group A finals again even with the most mundane build because little timmy went to A group with a bad team lineup
>>551444572You only want the crystals
This is what Kitahara sees before the Arima Kinen that lucky bastard
>>551444730dont say that....
>reddit tachyondidn't read lmao
Merry Christmas /uma/!Come test your CM umas here.723457547234575472345754
>>551444740I didn't get to A group finales with this Gold Ship.
Merry Kingmas and Happy Halodays to one and all
>accidentally started an ace borrow run in showtime mode
>>551444598That's the point the quota is too high at 60m. If ralkos wants to get S+ he can move but to set the high quota when half the club isn't making it is the issue.They are an A club that's being carried to S. There's nothing wrong with being an A club.
>>551444643
>>551444884>gatekeptbwo it's a memeeeeeeeeeee
>>551444791based
>homestretch haste
>>551440749>Owner got horny and wanted to see Tamamo breedRarely such cases...
>>551444908only rank 5 has any effect don't worry about it
Is this the prophesized club drama? Christmas,I mean, the holidays are saved!
>>551444908I did this and lost grass wonder's secret event because the japan derby was 2nd by a neck due aumented stats, I was 100 points away from an S rank after the run was over and I hate my life now
>>551444958
Weiiiii~
*cough* heh h-hard mode? t-too easy *cough*
>>551444730>suzuka is good for this cm so um actually being a contrarian means im a real boyyou don't experience anything, least of all love. Your emotions are an illusion generated by your envy. I would say you're an automaton but an automaton is innocent, it has no choice. You choose to be this way. Suzuka is my waifu, so I train her. Simple as.
>>551444934>Ralkos out of nowheredid he fuck your Mom or something, why are you talking about him? Obsessed schizo.The quota isn't even 60M anyway, Danchud is just too lazy to change the description because he doesn't play the game.
Opera is the kind of girl thats into anal expansion.
>graphs/numbers always get FAT replies>two brown people calling each other brown>arguments that devolve into "not actually replying to you" cattiness >infighting between groups about performance/numbersIt's kind of amazing how /uma/ tries so hard to hate vtubers when they act E X A C T L Y like vtuber fans down to the smallest detailsometimes I have to make sure I don't have /vt/ open because the style of talking and topics are hysterically similar
>>551444378>self-hatingSad innit.
>>551445192>meek beat the roided coonAoi, I kneel
>>5514453091. What the fuck does that even mean2. Sounds cringe, shut up3. Opera is a kind boy uma, not some dirty skank(gyaru)
>>551445241>top of the leaderboard >out of nowhere Yeah right.
>s-stop hating vtube subhuman garbage>y-you guys act just like uslollmao even
>>551445169imagine the amount of used condoms the cleaning service have to clean after Christmas
oh so now everyone is a suzuka fan and always was a suzuka fan huh? HUH? WELL MY SMART FALCON AND I WILL BEAT YOU AND, AND WE WILL BEAT YOU WITH SHEER POWER OF LOVE (as an idol fan for her idol of course)
/uma/ on christmas
Curren is _______
Only SEAniggers watch vtubers.
>>551445440My wife and I
>>551445558
>>551445331>u-um if you describe everything here as vaguely as possible it sounds kinda like this other placeI sleep. Think about this bait for another year and try it again next Christmas. I believe in you anon.
Only Indians like Sweep Tosho.
>>551445445What?
>>551445538Everyone is just waking to how easy her career is
>>551445605
>All the indonesian women stopped streaming>1 post about them every month if at all>We only have posts about male and homosexual virtual youtubersGrim
The stats are good but the skills are meh FeelsBadMan
>>551445582There's like, 15% whites?Spot the goldship
>"difficulty" increase>check enemy stats>nothing fucking changes>they're infinitely still weaker than your uma>your uma just randomly loses more often for no reasonThey gotta come up with better shit than this, I thought I was going to fight NPCs with monster stats, not this
This kind of high school girl shitflinging is exactly why I won't join a 4chan club. Anyway, here's a cute image to keep the boogeyman away
only S clubs are mentally unwell
>>551445783
I have 800 statues, is that enough for her fifth star? Or should I just hope to roll a few more dupes
I can't look at Suzuka the same way anymore after I saw that lewd ASMR thing her VA did with the same voice
>>551444730>Suzuka players have the hearts and souls of child molesters and lack a love for lifeI have Suzuka as my profile umaThis man is telling no lies
>>551445791normie clubs just do this but on discord
>>551445578a whore, do not listen to her lies
>>551445887How many have you already exchanged? The price increases every 25.
>>551445657Total fan counts anon, it's easier to check in game. I can't be bothered to look up a club when I have no quotas.
>>551445854I didn't know nut eyes was the last boss of the fuji kiseki event
>>551445756i stared at this image for several minutes and the only thing i saw were multiple trannies. god im glad there are no trannies here.
>>551445887i had like 900 when i tried to 5 star my 4 star and it wasnt enough the last tier makes each statue cost 5 each
>>551445657nyooo don't quit the game I've been crutching on his borrows...
>>551445854Her model looks so shiny here I almost thought she was modded in
>>551444861Our winners. Thank you for coming.I really should have taken a white heal on Dasca
>>551445983>>551446071Yeah fuck I don't have enoughI'll pray for a few more Rudolfs next year
>>551445791it's fun anon, we're doing it ironically. give it a try sometime you'll probably like it.
>>551445854Yeah?I'm expecting thatNot this shit
>>551446006Total fan count doesn't mean anything, I don't know what the club leaderboard looks like.
>>551446086danny said that he was getting burned out...
>>551446234dont they all just bot how are they burning out
>>551445783Little Coon and Glass Ass have like three 1100 stats in the URA finale with 6 gold skills + 10 white skills
Best career to do x5 difficulty of the new thing? I will do it in my 4th daily run, not wasting aces runs
Wtf...The choco slut is kinda strong, I am glad she jobbed to late start
>>551446234kinda happens when you drop 4 digits on every banner...
>>551446284clearly not, that looks pretty flat to me
>>551446316BAKUSHIN
>be at 1000-2000 B+ rank club>no quotas>I can fuck off after 20 mins everyday>flatlining for days
>>551446294how come posts with this stupid image are often times right and oddly based?
>>551446353I don't think danchou whales anymore. He hasn't changed his support since AoHaru.
>>551446190maybe I already am, you'll never know tehe~
>>551446381why are you "playing" the game if you do that?I don't get flatniggers
>>551446294that's why you lose the last unity race on purpose so they dont show up in ura finale
>>551446464you say that every time i post it you fucking creepyou wanna suck my dick or something?
>>551446381Same except I'm in an S club and I ignore the quota
>>551446498I thought you meant dancho said ralkos burned out
Another scrim room!?894179778941797789417977
I've done my part Danchou! I'll excuse myself and flatline till next year!
>>551446316basically all the famous "easy career" umas like baushin, oguri cap, falco, and maruzenskyThat being said fuji mode is odd because intentionally losing to riko is the smartest play
>>551446381>play 1 career a day (usually fail on purpose)Which /Uma/ club wants me?
>>551446606hehe...
>>551446606not once have I ever fucking said this, what the FUCK are you on about? are you trying to start some autistic fight like the "brown this brown that subhuman" tards above?
What does BAKUSHEEEN even means?
>>551446750what's the fastest way to rearrange the team to have all the wrong aptitudes to throw
>>551446829mambo
>>551446678No Danchou last month was talking about burnout. I don't think ralkos actually says anything in chat. But I believe a group of them are allex-gbf players so they may be talking in discord.
>>551446829welcome to Mambo
>>551440079Try two speed cards
>>551446630knirly...
>>5514463812800 is the real comfy
I am brown.Which club wants me?
holy fucking gaslight lmao
>>551446750Why they are easy tho? As a newbab, found Agnes easier to train than Bakusheen without legacies and busted cards
>>551446886>>551446938only works if you're danchud's personal cumdumpster, sorry bwo
>>551446829If you're doing Queen or Oguri runs and failing the fan check right after Hopeless Mambo is good for you. If you're getting more fans than that Mambo won't accept you.
>>551444598>too autistic with the fan grinding reqs/Uma/ Club had a lower “quota” than umaoo last month thoughbeit. iirc it was 59m because we adjust to the rank.This month it’s only 62m.The difference is people do it and half the club is S+ enough to lift the othersAdd to that all the fun extras and it’s no competition. Danchou literally gave out Christmas carats for participating in a silly club race today, for example
>>551446869>>545789950
>>551447042Because they have less races or easy races for career
>>551446606idk, maybe you could... you know...
>>551446886>>551446938>>551447053I was being serious... I wonder how many Carats I lost by being Day 1 and Clubless haha
>551447059>AI goldshartoh so it was a brown subhuman shit poster
>>551446683I never make it into these :(((
why do you faggots keep talking about your club's celebs here? take it to discord
>>551447054Don't listen to him. I am autistic and in /uma/club. I cry about kicking people every day.
>>551446829
>>551447181keep going
>>551447202You will lose so it's okay
>>551447187>being serious about being a leechNo real club wants you lmao
>>551447042Agnes digital has one of the easier careers too.
>>551447054umaoooo quota is 50M, although 40M+ is still probably fine. You can get that without fan run autism. 60M requires fan run autism.
>>551447189>AIhttps://x.com/HexlazeArt/status/1993819835202191618Now you're just saying shit for shits purpose.
>>551447240NO, I'D WIN! I JUST GOTTA GET IN A ROOM!I BELIEVE IN MY UMAS! I'LL MAKE A ROOM RIGHT NOW IF YOU TALK SMACK ABOUT THEM!
>>551447187if you're not even doing one career a day like 900 carats up til now maybe for D rank but then again my A rank club has someone just like you that got 1m fans the first week and has been logging in just to do team trials since then so it could've been 9000 carats
>>551447187>I was being serious...Mambo's rule seriously encourage leeching and flatlining
>>551447371umaoooo is basically a holding place for /uma/ club
>>551447557Why did you edit that? It's 1 career every 4 days MAXimum not minimum.
What happened to Super Creek after Cinderella Gray?
Bakushin invites you to the stamina trainingdo you accept
Can we go back to posting about that S rank club I genuinely don't give a fuck about mambo anymore
>>551446886>>551446938>>551447053>>551447557Fuck off we're FULL!Mambo stocks are RISINGWe're a GOOD CLUB
>>551447036The Bureau of Better Contestants
>>551447651Stud duty, produced no graded winners. Died at 25.
>>551447653she has zero stamina like myself, so yes.
>Obey your master is mogging Nikke figuresdayum
>>551447676>b-baka!
>>551447371???
>>551447187Literally Mambo would be fine with you. Sadly they won't be having any free slots from here on
>>551447651https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud89P2kS4QY
Check out these lvl 5 jobber npcs.
>>551447290>>551447529>>551447557Here are my credentials, which I think speaks for itself. I'm a highly dedicated Trainer who has only missed 1 or 2 days due to illness.
>>551447752you should let me in anyway
>>551447898Show Meek's stats she DEMOLISHED Riko's goons
>>551447898Meek exposing these FRAUDS
>>551446683These double dom rooms are rough.Thank you both for coming
>>551447950If you don't like watching your girls sing Umapyoi Legend, you should stop knocking on clubs' doors and uninstall the game
ENOUGH ABOUT MAMBO
>Finally hit a god run in terms of stats and skills (+ fast learner)>No S despite 16 medium sparksSanta did not show up this year
>>551447942don't worry anon, danchous check chronogenesis to see your daily gains and average gains for as long as they canif you're an honest trainer you will get into a B+ club no issues
>>551447874Danchou can't be assed to change the description or to play the game. Last month the quota was 60M and we finished top 50. We are not going for S+ so the 60M quota was overkill and got dropped to 50M
>>551448025maru stats?
>>551447202Running the room again anon. Now quick! Like a bunny!717320807173208071732080
>>551448162
>>551447974>>551448020She's still the same ol'C+ uma, but still showed those stoopid bakas how its done!
>>551448213FUCK THE GAME WAS CLOSEDGOD DAMMMIT
>>551447847BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
>>551448181Mine?
>>551448090overstammed, you need more wit
>>551448213AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>551448140But they did change it? It used to be penis inspection on the 14th.
>>551447847Obey You're Master is a tall sex goddess I want to worship and nobody likes SHITper and Holiday Poopee
>>551448271I am surprised Kiryuin didn't show up to pack thst bitch Ringo
>>551448502>>551447847>beat oguri cap/tamamo once>dip out>keep a 100% winrate over them
>>551447847Sex with Viper
>golden inspiration>greens greens greens greens
>made a hybrid Dominator Grass>might as well be a debuffer because she's just getting her ass kicked and exists to use Dominator for my other two umas>see her get 6-9th place every time and look depressedFeels shit man. How do debuffers and suzu catapult players play this?
>>551448729what the fuck is a golden inspirationyou can tell if your inspiration is gonna be good or o?
I'm not just blind, right?There's no daily carat pack on the Cygames webstore?
>>551448465idk about that, people talked in club chat and everyone that bothered talking agreed the quota should be lowered and that we are not aiming for S+.
Danchou, did I do good?
>>551448827DACCHI??????
>>551448860Playstore/steam only yeah
>>551448827???Are you blind?
>>551448213OKAY I KEPT THE GAME OPEN DO ONE MORE I GOT THIS I'LL GET IN
>>551448792I see the victory screen then get free carats
Newbab here, do you guys got a club I can join?
>>551448887I knew Curren Shit was a bad influence for Yeppers
>>551448140I forget you guys do that weird “close enough” thing where you rely on being carried by one or two guys and set the quota there.>danchou can’t be assed toalso strange. /uma/ club danchou is always coming up with new fun things for the club.
>>551448887Yeppers
>>551448792you play debuffs by not actually playing debuffs. the only debuff you should be taking on dominator umas is dominator. a dominator uma should just be a regular ace but with dominator in place of one of your other gold skills. I built my grass wonder that way and she can win lobbies.
>>551448969Clubs here usually recruit during the 1st and 2nd day of the month
>>551448827You can pay paid carats for premium inspirations
>>551448910>>551448940Is it something you can't see when you have skip on or something?
if you don't give him attention he'll stop posting
>>551449002Danchou is too busy playing other gacha
>>551448713seeing her interact with Tamamo Cross turned me on so much because Tamamo was LITERALLY half her size. It made me wish I was Tamamo Cross so I could experience getting physically outperformed and mentally beaten by a beautiful woman twice my size plus she would show me photos of me trying to breed and make fun of my tiny pp which makes me race even worse and then make fun of me more
>>551448827the light is gold. but all it means is more than one 3 star non blue was hit or not, or something like that. you can't tell if it's good or not until it's done
>>551449074buy an ad
>>551448213Our winners. Once again thank you all for participating. Oonige Suzuka not beating the allegations. >>551448314Doing one more but you can always make your own room and post it here anon.
Okay /uma/ lets pool our money together, buy a horse, call it "Horse with no name" and win the Triple Crown and get it into Umamusume and then they have to adress the Horse word issue
>>551449181AIEEEEEE HOW DO WE BEAT HER
>>551449074based witgod
>>551449181were there any dominators?
>>551449041I'm that case I don't think I will meet your standards. Guess I'll search elsewhere while I learn the game.
>>551449218ill design the logo>>551449269cute doggo
Cope scorpio room after failing to get medium S 3 times in a row61631433
>>551449249It's a 5 front 3 pace 1 late room. Only 1 dominator
>>551449074>67
>>551448253
52645110Scorpio TestOkay Frontfags, I know you want an easy win. Come in.
My Kingu wishes you a first-rate Kurisumasu.
CM 7 room. Come test your umas!444425404444254044442540
>>551449287There are a lot of comfy clubs in here that doesn't require you to be pro at the game. You just need to not flatline (dont play the game) and play a successful career daily
>>551449002Anon 50M*30 will be around where the S rank threshold is gonna be this month.
>>551449325HOW DID THIS FILL SO FASTHOW MANY FUCKING PEOPLE LURK THIS THREAD WITHOUT POSTING? HOW MANY OF YOU PEOPLE ARE HIDING? >>551449390THIS ONE TOO WHAT THE FUCK
I KEEP MISSING ROOMS AAAAAH440437874404378744043787
what is the counterplay to dominator spam
>>551449218First off, where will we keep it?Second, who's going to fuck a mare?Third, how will we feed it?Fourth, where the fuck are we going to train it?Fith, who's our jockey?
>>551449287The great club purges (kicking flatliners, anons leaving for other clubs) always happens at the start of the month. You also wont be able to get club rewards this late into the month. Best you can do is wait out the next few days. There are a bunch of casual clubs that just want you to play every other day. That should be right up your alley.
Scorpio test. Everything on Taiki.76707519
>>551449320Let's design the uma one step at a timeI need>Hair>Hat / Hair clips / etc >Top>Gloves>Skirt / Pants>Shoes>character defining accessory You only get to pick one and it goes to the first reply.
>>551449507Just realized I'm using the outdated Rudolffug
>>551449479Here is a CM room that won't fill79291707
Okay that guy screaming in caps may have a point, I feel like /uma/ has a HIGH lurker population, 4 rooms all filled within 5 seconds>>551449594make that 5 rooms, also filled in less than 5 seconds
HOLY SHIT GUYS CALM DOWN
>>551449680BROWN SKIN
>>551448713>he doesn't know
room610471036104710361047103
I'm lurking since I don't really have anything to post about...
STOP FILLING UP THE ROOMS SO FAST YOU WHORES
Small jiggie that might have Taishin in ithttps://jiggie.fun/AJPWjp
How the fuck are all the rooms filling so fast
>>551449758how brown?okinawa tan?full on sub sahara nigger?fantasy dark elf?
>>551449701Aren't the rooms public? Not sure how you can make a room invite-only.
>>551449390
I want to fuck a chill southern uma
>>551449287You need to be in a club for 2 weeks to get monthly gibs. Nobody bothers recruiting right now because everybody is gonna be in a club for the most part and most clubs will be full too. Ne2 month is when spots fill up due to inactives getting kicked and people club hopping
>>551446316i'm a bad trainer
>>551449882You have to click a button to make the room public after it's made.For a private room, you just get the room code and post it somewhere
>>551449570Bring your own
>>551449701Fine, try again.22074247
>>551449680>Hairbleach-blonde hime cut
>>551449928I cleared it in one try using Rudolf. Just take all the skills and run her as pace. You wont have any chances of catching up to Bitter as Late
>>551449978Oh, I see. I don't host so..
>>551449928They have like Ace stats on 5x. Really no point over 4x barely saves more than a couple more runs
>>551449692>S.Maru is de-ACKResults>>551449882The rooms aren't public if you don't set them as public, only the people with the code can join
>>551449218>Uma no Namae wa Naimeh
OKAY, IT TOOK ME LIKE 8 TRIES TO GET IN A ROOM BEFORE THEY INSTAFILLED, BUT I CAN FINALLY TELL THIS GUY:>>551447240GET FUCKED, NOT ONLY DID I WIN I ALMOST 1/2/3d THE ROOMMERRY CHRISTMAS
I know where you live lurkers
411251704112517041125170Scorpio test.I'm going to post a webm. Don't come if you fear doxxing because I can't hide names.
>>551449923>>551450031pet play with kita
>>551449878Dark Caramel
>>551450107>18 umasnow this is based
>>5514501073/18not a scorip room, needs to be remade
>>551450107>18fun run?
Psssst…if you’re looking for a club for January, Autis/uma/ will be open by then…you can check the rentry in the OP for our info…
>>551449474>do some quick math with the current bottom S clubs>it’s going to be 63m+ at this rate, not to mention the last minute pushLike I said, I forget you guys do that “close enough if we’re carried” thing, or you don’t know how to estimate the final outcome correctly or something. And no I’m not even talking about S+. Speaking purely about the average of bottom S clubs
>Suzuka was shit on miles but oppressive on mediumsWhat happened?
Might as well join with hosting3025992130259921Dozo
>>551449781paceGODS
I remember how fast rooms would fill during the Taurus/Gemini days, now that there's preset teams, I'm not surprised how fast it's gotten
>>551450107>18 slots>I still can't enter in time
>>551450107>full in less than a minuteAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>551450120
>>551450102And where do I live?
MARUZENSKYYYYYYYYY
>>551449325Oguri Peak (as in cap) snatches the win with 1150 speed (no med S)
>>551449426Golshi-sama I kneel
>>551450303Unrestrained triggers much more reliably on this track and that's how she wins. Also wit bourbon card was a huge buff for fronts.
>>551449680four pronged light purple jester hat with white polka dots
HHHOOOOOOOOOEEEEEE ARIGATOOOOOOOOU
>>551450316Wtf is Come what may, also isn't that low power
>tfw no miko umaAnd no Matikanefukkireta doesnt count she is not a Miko
Seggs with boys.
Fine okay, I'll make oneI AM TIMING HOW FAST THIS FILLS49666873
>>551450524i want to fuck katsuragi ace
>>551450378
>>551448271BASED
>>551450515She is a part time miko in training!
>can't join /uma/rooms>can't join public rooms>don't want to hostFUCK
>>551450280Ok anon, now tell me what rank /uma/club gets if nobody goes above the quota. Are they still getting S+ or are they gonna get carried.And don't cope by telling me /uma/club aims for S, we both know they want S+
Alright, rooms be upon ye339823763398237679677281796772818300389183003891
>>551450528so fast i couldnt even open uma before it filled... its over...
>>551450440fixed your image, you're welcome
>>551450260Can't you start recruiting now? It's not like you can get gibs at this point anyway.
>>55145052831 seconds.alsoPREPARE FOR THE PEAK MEDIUM CM ROOM
Is Green Woman about to let me down?
>>551450440I thought ends are unusable
>>551450578
Why is this CM so Front heavy if Suzuka kills all Fronts? I don't get it.
>>551450726Who's your trainee?
>>551450707the absolute state of CM meta
>>551450707>31 secondspeople tell me 4chan is a dead website. jesus christ.
>>551450707Christ
>>551448827Observe
>>551450818we have people from r*dd*t and VF here
>>551450736She definitely hit NN but may have gotten pump and redshift as well if she missed pump she had some carry over from an early redshift
>>551450782Fronts run SFV instead of angling now, paces should unironically run pump
>>551450824big ass head
>>551450824Also couldnt see it with that big head in the way
>>551450707THE WINNER OF AN 8 FRONT ROOM IS...A FUCKING BOURBON, LMFAOKINO
>>551450824i can't see anything something's in the way
>>551450782people realized that if everybody just brings 3 fronts then taiki and late/end gamblers with pump some iron can't do shit
>>551450818there are definitely double the lurkers over posters, however these rooms are literally just 3 anons putting 3 umas, you don't need 8 other anons
>>551450707frontGAWDS
>>551450705True, I didn’t think there’d be many people looking for a club at this point in the month, though
>>551450782the state of uma misinfo is so great that people see the doomposting and experience a combination of "its probably wrong" and "nah, id win" at the same time
>>551450824Also the results were shit, but at least the lights were pretty and yellow
erm any rooms?
>>551450782The meta is very weird. A solo suzuka is strong but Suzuka+1 or 2 fronts makes solo Suzuka even stronger (paces/lates lag further behind). And then if there's 2 suzukas in the room they die and fronts have a real chance. So basically it's the perfect storm where Suzuka+fronts is just a strong strategy whether Suzuka lives or dies.
>witness to legend>dream teamimagine being this soulless
>>551450787Oguri
>>551451073They all fill up way too fast
>>551451073Nah I ate them
>>551451016>pump>cheaper NSM>focusthat's pretty good, meta even for the amount of fronts in this CM
>>551450930f2pchad bourbon at that, they're using R riko, LB1 suzuka and borrowing the smart falcon cardNEXT ROOM:96664838
>>551451005Remember when everyone in this thread said fronts were dead?
>>551450759
>>551439989how is he doing it?I've been wanting to give away shit too but this game doesnt allow gifting
>>551450503>Increase velocity when well-positioned on a straight in the last spurt. (Medium)He must have been running the Nakayama Festa card
>double TP does nothingWHY DO THESE NIGGAS KEEP LYING WTF!!!!!
>>551450309The results. Thanks for joining
Isn't it kinda sad that /uma/ is so active on Christmas?
>>551451109She's peak and so is your team. I beleeb!
>>551450782You need someone to take the lead if you Suzuka hits another Suzuka. Also triple front means you almost always can proc at least one SFV and crowd out positions paces need to hit skills.In any case there seems to be way more demand than I thought for rooms.263919982639199826391998
>>551450920>>551450925>>551450937Enough of this slander>>551451125Can a brother get at least all the blue sparks to activate?
>>551451005there is no misinfo if you just followed the guide...
>my taiki denied angling and schemingfrontbros... not like this
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>>551451227>he fell for it
>>551451147I wouldn't lose to this garbage uma, anons here are so fucking trash at the game, I'm going back to the vf discord matches
>>551451261Jk, I just wanted you to post more Biwa
>>551451241>Thread was slow as shit all day, same for last one>EUfags very slowly going to bed>Mutts getting active making things fasterSomething something brown
Shut up and make the next thread you fags
>>551451241Nothing wrong with hanging out with your /uma/bros on 4chan
hehe... what if I made a ryan thread... hehe...
>>551451360Finally a common sense room.https://litter.catbox.moe/3nm7c3.jpg
>the room had a taiki with pump>THEY WONTHE ABSOLTUE STATE OF THIS CM
>>551436438No bullying...
>>551451515as long as its kurisumasu themed
remember that you can't talk about umas you don't have
Join a single uma. That would make it unfillable
>>551450657anon, I’m not trying to argue with you, Yes, /uma/club would get S if nobody went over the bare minimumthe same way umaooo would get A+all I was saying is that it’s strange your infamous quota is designed around the carry, whereas ours isn’t, but not denying it’s nice to get S+, feels like a team effort though because many go over minimum even if they don’t go all the way to S+ territory
Do you guys want a new thread? I can make one.
>>551451241I was going to drive 2 hours to visit my mother and sister today but they messaged me not to come. They're both vomiting and have diarrhea.So my Christmas is cancelled.
>>551451659>>551451659>>551451659>>551451659>>551451659
>>551451236Did your Teio get to fire Emperor's MightDid your Rice get to fire Pump..
>>551451649That xmas eve party was wildor they hate you
>>551451179discord + giftcards
>>551451098they don't care, the room matches stink of oinkers, not in money but attitude
>>551448713retard
>>551445903sauce?
