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>>551395632
fss
STOP recommending me MR CB wit, I already have Creek, I cannot pull on that banner
merry holidays, torena
Would this sort of thing be viable in the cm if On Your Left didn't agemasen and I got medium S?
Crazy Meek still isnt 600 at lvl 4
>>551402767
In the end, Berno won...Poor oguli...
>>551402767MR CB and creek is on Mr cb rerun not the original release
>>551399048
After thorough testing of Ryan, she is not meta this CM. The tier lists were wrong again.
>>551409779What if your trainee is the one that diddles you, like scarlet and creek?
Can't wait for /uma/ to get scared shitless of this in the future.
>>551410129Witgawd recommended Childbride Mayano and Grass for LS.
https://x.com/szykkz/status/2004151410053788044/
>>551410169She gets beaten by urarashe's nothingPost THAT wemb
>>551410270I need my own Wonder Acute
>>551410270Love Wife Acute
>>551410169Can I reach close to those numbers in the newer scenario with a deck like this until 2028?
>>551410375Most of the really cracked umas in JP run highlander decks because of support card and scenario powercreep
WTF? This is Shinko's race costume?
Merry christmas /uma/
>>551410501Im still waiting for umas I'll never use before pulling the cards. I'll probably just be relying on borrowed decks, I think some anon mentioned it few days ago.
hehe....
hoho....
Phew
I just lost to this in a cm room
20 coals in da jar for sweepy
cute transition
>>551410984falco-tan would never
>>551409740Fucking finally, been waiting on this since the start!Saw some random (busted as hell) PC client one having it back then, hopefully this improves things here and there speed well as well.
>>551410493Fix your shit not just update the readme
>spent christmas with my childhood friend
>>551411237it actually full throttles my 3050 laptopthe electricity bill overnight wont be fun
>>551410825BullshitShe can only win maybe if she's the only frontrunner in the room with 0 debuffers
>>551410984I HATE CURREN
>last commit 1 hour agoSpend time with your family and friends now! Leave everything to Sweepy!!
>>551411428That's an end closer anon, the double circle end closer corners gives it away
>>551411402its actually a bitcoin miner on the side sorry
>>551411402>laptopPoorfag issue, my 4090 can't wait to get some work done for once, while my 7950 gets even more bored.
how much STA for this CM?
>>551402767What does the CB in Mr CB stand for?
Aaaaiiiieeeee
>>551411667Chigira Bokujō (lit.'Chigira Farm'), his birthplace.
>>551411638800 stam + 500 guts +1 gold for pace chasers+1 white for lateunneeded for end closersI don't use fronts
gimme some gutsmaxxing decks for fronts and taiki
>>551411710You forgot this
>>551411358
>>551410910Taishin wife a cute
what are we farming the event onshowtime level 4?
I'm going somewhere bwos
>>551411679
>>551411886Bakushin on level 5
>>551411710erm it's actually 1000 stamina and two golds>obuhi.jpg
>this grass managed to catch my med s suzuka who hit a perfect unrestrainedThe fuck?
Does showtime have a shittier RNG? Can I make aces with it?
>>551411894I got this too recently but I have never ever rent out my aces before so I assume people been using my dumb 9* spark uma I had on profile months ago for some reason
>>551411793I don't see how any of those are gaslight
>>551411991it's literally hard mode, you shouldn't use it on anything higher than level 3 or 4 for an ace and not higher than 2 for parents
>>551411375Buena love and wife!
>>551412027If a bignig can survive the track on 1350 stamguts while being hit by one gold murmur then pace and lates 1000% don't need any stam skills
I can't believe this image is now canon. Belno won the kitaharabowl...
>guts cards on speed>speed cards on gutsfuck you
>>551411991If you love fumbling random races
>>551411990
>>551412115speed cards on guts is actually sleeper build because speed bonus makes guts and wit training really goodhowever that requires your actual guts card to rainbow there instead of sitting on speed
>"Christmas" isn't censored in Club chat>"Holidays" isgetting mixed signals here, cygames
she can't even win 2000m team trialsam I stupid?
>>551412093I'm not sure about the bignig since I don't use one but I had a 900 stamina pace chaser with 1 white died from double natie lobby. While double natie is unlikely to happen, if it happens on the actual CM then you'd only be regretting sleeping on stamina.
>>551412243no one runs nattie anymoreshe's ineffective against bignigsthere's no one to block to proc murmur aaand ASE doesn't reach suzunigger
>>551412243Natie has been unreliable as fuck from what I've seen in lobbies, the only time you see reliable murmur procs is if 3 are in one lobby
Say something nice about my boyuma wife.
>>551412292Considering how different public lobbies and actual CMs are, I will not count out the possibility of double natie. There's also a possibility of finals going hard with debuffs. >>551412362I'm running 1 late myself so I'm prone to activating a murmur
>>551412403I wanna squish and hug that boy
>>551412309>9 more banners until her releaseAlmost there...
>I'm gonna retire on a big win>I lost>Oh wow i actually love running so much and want to keep running>Still retires anyways???I thought tamamo's reasoning for retirement made no sense in the anime, so I looked up the irl reasoning and apparently it's even stupider - the owner was just a greedy fuck that made one of the most promising horses since the emperor retire early because he wanted to cash in on the breeding. None of Tamamo's kids amounted to much of anything anyways.What a wasteI hope whatever heathen shinto gods those gooks believe in continue to kill their horce racing industry since none of them seem to be in it for the love of the game, only gambling and breeding money.No wonder they haven't produced any impresive run records in decades.
IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
>>551412439The problem is 1300 stamguts is enough to tank one gold murmur so unless some asshole brings a second one or you're running Maya/Creek you're just gambling. Dominator has been way more consistent due to not needing to be blocked
>>551412579kek you got me
>>551412579
OGURI CAP GET DOWN
>>551412292>>551412439Im using Nature and Grass because I screwed up my late aces not giving them mid race skills.Im not expecting much this CM because I always lose Medium CMs.I dont have time to remake new aces due to the Fuji event
merry shakurmas
>>551412215I did some rooms and G00 doesn't ever seem to trigger
>>551412662Sooooo cute
>Update README.mdAlways fun getting to read bits like this
Anyone tried horse milk?
>>551412403Cute, will cum in her ass
HOW THE FUCK AMI SUPPOSED TO TRAIN ACES WITH SLOPTIME LEVEL 9001?
>>551412672it's fucked if you got rushed or late start on top of being a wit check when inheritedthe boost isn't even that big
>>551412215you have no midgame skills, switch g00 1st for mcqueen's unique and you dont need a recovery skill
Fastest way to fill the showtme thing?
>>551412110oguri cuck...
>3 sleep deprived in a rowNo seriously did they up the rate?
>>551412842
>>551412215>am I stupid?Worse, retarded and jolly
>>551412842Unironically Sweepy
>>551412886>>551412884I mean what earns points just winning URA or does winning other races help too? Does score matter or am I fine doing parent runs?
>>551412895i want to lick tama’s ribcage
>>551412738if your aces can't win sloptime how can they win cms
Just saw another anon in pubic roomsYour Taishin is cute bro
Who is it that came to your house overnight? Who in the world could it have been??https://jiggie.fun/UdhVU9https://jiggie.fun/UdhVU9https://jiggie.fun/UdhVU9
>throwaway TT run for showtime points>accidentally a decent 6* stam 7* medium 5* ura finale parent
>>551412703>CUDA onlyYeah I hope you all get banned, but especially your incompetent Dev
>>551412881seems like they did, definitely feels greater than 10%
>>551412959I thought the bonus was fixed. 50% lvl 1 100% lvl 2 150% lvl 3 so on and so forth
I didn't post Merry Christmas in the circle chat.
>>551410667merry biwamas
>>551412727cow
>>551413041I am concerned about the early races in a career. Not coming 1st means less stats and skill points.
>>551413221
Does red shift ever have delayed activation timing on front runner?
>>551413117>getting this madmany such cases with AMD users>>551411402>install everything>GPU barely(if at all) gets usedI mean it's working without the CPU parts installed, so I guess it's working? Doesn't seem super fast or anything, it's more like GPU decoding vs CPU decoding, so no idea why your laptop is throttling.
Winning Ticket in a school swimsuit with shiny garland draped haphazardly over her shoulders, everyone else in cute Santa/elf dresses, all present happily dancing
>>551412765so I should basically copy this guy's suzuka?
>>551413341There are no shortage of OCR/ML libraries that are platform agnostic. You are a retard and a hack.
>>551413409Yeppers
>>551413146oh ok so good Ending on max level is all I need to go for.
>>551413423Cry more poorscum
>>551413267
>>551413459Silence, Pythonslopper
After running in hundreds of rooms, I am adding another placebo effect to my list.
I want to rape SpechanThoughts?
>>551413267Get yourself a man that will look at you the way this waifufag does. Mr CB is so damn lucky
>>551413458>max levelHehehehe
>>551413731she looks cold out there, you should let her in
>>551412579mambo mambo~ omatsuri mambo~flatline in mambo because dancho wont do anything~
>#UrUniqueCutenesscurren chang is sumerian?
>>551413840>>551413860>you SHOULD let her innot like you'd have a choice
>>551413290You'd need to be in 6th as a front runner so technically it can happen but you are dead so it doesn't matter.
sexiest umas?
>>551413267Can you stop with the Mr.CB propaganda, you're hurting me
>>551413991
>difficulty 3what the fucking fuck
>>551410756>>551410768harhar...
Is there any point running showtime mode on ace runs? Does it even give bonus stats at the end or you just do it if you hate yourself
>level 5 Riko squad has 1k stats in URAFuck off
>>551414097Please don't hold this against Miss Fuji. She is a good girl. She's only following orders
>>551414170get gud idol SLUT>>551414181which orders would that be, to be a failure!?
>>551413991\
>>551414097did you forget to click speed
>Skills are End Closers>End : BSHE'S USELESS EVEN AS A TEAMMATE
>>551414325guess i didnt click hard enough
>>5514143407cm
>>551414097Oguri doesn't have this issue.
stop reading the thread you FAGGOT>>551414476OGURI IS A WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
Could someone explain Unity Cup to me like I'm retarded? Do I stack those spirit bombs together for the summer camp for big gains or what?
>>551413063THAT'S RIGHT IT WAS SANTA CHOMP!!!
>>551414515>hehe sweepy poster is the devWe've been played like a damn fiddle
>he just moved the memory leak from regular to vram
I lost Tenno Sho against McQueen and got curious about her stats and goddamn. 631 stam with 2 recoveries
>>551414589either you stack em for LE HUGE GAIN or you pop them fast as possible for team upgrades
>>551414589Spirit bombs are the way you level up your facilities. You need 9-10 to be able to beat Riko's team and get NSM at the end. Click them on any facility you want, getting levels ASAP are more important than the 16 bonus you get on a specific stat
>>551414589You fucking retarded Teio niggerMaintain a good ratio of friendship gauge and bombs predebut/classic, try to aim for stats you need with this in mind especially if you're running hopeful. You want to get your levels and bond up ASAP, pop your big bombs whenever and don't sit on them too long waiting for the perfect rainbow.
>>551414589Just pop them as soon as possible and if they're on your preferred stats. They're flat so stacking them only gives this much. Also if you don't pop them soon you'd also end up like mine and wouldn't be able to pop them all, probably.
>>551413267Throwing you gosling cucks a bone, cuz this is REALLY fucking cute.>>551414595HE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED, HE IS DESTROYING US ALL!
I don't like Gentildonna.
>>551413267dont post this on christmas
>>551414874>>551414860>>551414783>>551414802I think I get it now.
>>551414947
>>551415093>>551415083It's really not as complicated as some of us (me included) thought at first, end of the day RNG will be your death no matter what, as usual, anyway.Upgrade friendship as always, train your team as much as possible on the side, then pop cum bombs on stats you like.
>>551414947t.curren
my osananajimi is so fucking cute
i want to fuck umamusume
I want to fuck horse
>>551415347The cutestThe most innocentThe most precious
Kiseki lv 4 seems to still be easy for parent farming so that's nice.
Sex with mare
>didn't proc medium S with 3* medium on every single parent This fucking game
Any r34 of Dober getting drunk raped at a Christmas party?
>watched movieManhattan Cafe and Dantsu Flame were underused and feel like they had more storyline to them that had to be cut for time
>>551415529Is this how you help Dober get more accustomed to men?
>>551415716no one cares for funny schizo horseno one cares for funny huge tiddy horse
>>551414161The last one
>>551415859Sad
>>551415892pretty blue wall that speaksa bit odd but oh well
>>551415510what's a good umamusume to do it withwas thinking ogurin but she has long bmaybe brian or soupcreeki don't have the good parents anyway
Showtime lvl 3 stats of rivals for those who are curious. You can still defeat them on medium track without taking skills.
>>551415937Please don't forget Machan!
My danchou still hasn't given me my Christmas present
>>551416078no one cares frogtard
>>551415998plappy meek...
>>551415959I've been doing rudolph parent runs
Me when I finally get med S to proc on a borrow run with a good statline
>>551415990Sex and cuddling with cute grannies>>551416056>Please don't forget !Don't forget what? And why is Toreina looking at white space above him?>>551416215>rudolphWHO!?
>>551415990Granny sexxo
https://arca.live/b/umamusume/157709000
>>551415990>>551416249>>551416276You know what, I'm going to start making turf parents for her and run her every mile and medium cm
>>551416276>>551416328granny hours
>>551416310nice
What stam/guts do late surgers need this cm? Is 600/500 + some recoveries good enough?
>>551416215reee lewdolflessmight do anime teio or digitansomeone who has a non useless inherit and doesn't have significant races in B aptitude so i can stick on turf sparks for non specific parent
I was looking forward to 2026 but Danchou just let me know on christmas that he plans on kicking me out of the club next year.
*cough* medium S...
>>551416446king is a wonderful mother, everything hers wasnt
>>551416531I love King
>>551416531based and true
>first the general becomes accepting of whales>now we're welcoming straight up cheatersWewIs it getting cancerous in here or whatKinda hard to believe how far this place has fallen since summer. I miss those comfy times, but it doesn't look like they're coming backI think the time to retire this particular horse is getting pretty close.
>>551416651Bye
>>551395632I hope Cygames make this crystal shards events regularly.Everyone in my semi-casual club hit their quota for the 1st time since club's creation. Is it the same for everyone.
Merry Christmas, /uma/!
>>551416463850/450ish is borderline
>>551416651see ya tomorrow, you crying brown BITCH!
>>551416651>>now we're welcoming straight up cheatersI wouldn't even welcome it but the fact that Cygames couldn't schedule for shit is making me really want to consider using it
Did (You) get anything for Christmas?
Merry Christmas /uma/!
>>551417050loneliness and despair
>>551417217
there's a cute christmas themed RTTT fanart inluding the trainer but the size is too big to upload here
>>551416651I feel like the game is too stressful like the event points being 1M and this fuji kiseki event
>>551413991This FREAK
>>551417270>its too bigi call bullshit. post a proper source
>>551417354>a whopping 25mbhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139054958
>>551417050I might buy S.H.Figuarts Suzuka & SpeCHUDhave been eyeing them for a while now
>>551417268>>551417217Would 100% be one of the best uma wives if she wasn't ugly.
Huh.I always thought racing with 0 energy would completely screw you. Like I had it in my head that you'd just tank (at least optional) races or would at least be penalized heavily.If you are, I can't tell because she seems to run fine on empty.
>>551417413
>>551416651hehe...
Dober comes out today? I'm afraid I might be at the hospital if it's today...
>>551417308Rice is not a freak
>>551417442Energy doesn't affect races it just counts as doing an extra race when it comes to your mood down / skin condition meter.
>>551417492Cute Ryan
>>551417442I think (source: the whispers of despair inside my starving brain) that if you do 3 races in a row AND you're at zero energy, you are guaranteed to get the race fatigue event after the third one.
>>551417432
>>551417432don't say that....
>>551416651Hehe...
>>551417497Nice. Merikuri~
>>551417492Boys are... cute??
>>551417751I would fuck Pokke and Ryan
sniffing umanko
>>551417813pokke is a no brainer
>>551417841DELETE THIS!!!
Sex with a sweaty post work out Ryan
>>551417829Clean smell
>>551417948Piss and sweat
Merry Christmas umadacchis
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
happy hannakuahhappy kwanzaahappy holidays
a reminder that the Uma to keiba pipeline is real.
>>551417432Stop being a lying meanie!
>>551418107>the Uma to keiba pipeline is real.Well no fucking shit, Sherlock. What gave you that insane revelation?
Buena... buena...
Anyone else like to self-insert as a fat balding old man? Imagine the uma trainee getting stuck with you instead of some chad handsome buff 21 year old genius graduate of the most prestigious academy. She had dreams of beating getting the Triple Tiara or some shit and then romantically marrying her trainer at the end of her career but instead you are this stinky old guy. And then you blackmail her saying you'll ruin her career if she doesn't let you fuck her. The absolute disgust in her face when you push her down after a race and start licking the sweat off her body.
>>551418107>game designed to advertise JP horse racing causes increased interest in JP horse racing
>>551418107they should go the f1 route with jockey cam and showing each horses quirks. it's inaccessible to participate so make the viewing partly reality show
>>551418241
>>551418257anyway my oshi is gold city btw not sure if that matters
>>551418107Have you not visit umajp at all?Thats why I hate posts regarding raceday videos.
>>551418015MERRY CHRISTMAS!
>>551418307Really all they need is a "Drive to Survive" type show, but actually fucking good and not some slop like the horse racing Netflix shit that focuses on the rich cunts behind it and their garbage personalities."Ride to Survive", with all the background info, potential drama and all. Show us how the training goes, what the jockeys do all day etc, the important and interesting stuff.
>>551418325CF fellatio...
>>551418257As long as my trainee is Mejiro Dober
>>551418257least mentally ill golshi poster
Best view early morning on christmas...
>>551418257kys
>>5514166512 grindy event right before cm DURING Christmas kinda does that
Usable? Glue?
>>551418257uma for this feel?
>>551418257purest nhentai commenter be like
>>551418429come to think of it i do actually want to see what real training looks likedo they do sets of sprints or laps or whatwhat about rider cues for when to spurt
>>551418257this but unironically
>>551416651hehe....
>>551418528Lucky Seven would have elevated your winning chances but it's decently strong, might get you some wins but I'm assuming this isn't your main ace?
>>551418491Sauce?
Nice Nature cooking for you is likehttps://x.com/SpunkityBall/status/2003495015583301999
Why are there so many conversations about Static Electricity at the main hall, does that happen more often with horses?
>>551419160Probably something about winter
>>551418708>but I'm assuming this isn't your main ace?Uhh haha yeah I'm just hiding my real ace right now...
>>551418528Looks like a good orange
>Orange hours
>>551418528I've won Virgo plat with very similar stats and skills. BELIEVE IT!
>>551418015merry christmas speakianoncan you post your speakiedits somewhere?
>>551418285Why does he look concerned
>Sunday Silence kidnapped me>Get daily rape by her>She gets pregnant>Turn tearful and asking for responsibilityTHIS is the progenitor of half of Tracen?? No wonder Trainer has no right
>>551419617They put him in an egg plant costume
QUICK PLEASE what statline do you aim for when you run oonige suzuka?
Good morning, /uma/. It is nearly a new day.
>>551419652Made for kissy handholding umapyoi
>>551419761cute ogurincute tama
>>5514197421200/1000/1200/800/1000 + 2 gold recoveries
Happy holidays, anons, how are you doing today
>>551419625What is this
About to start the game for the first time, no idea what I’m doing. Is it possible to make mistakes early on that will brick my account, or can I just explore for a while and look at guides later if I feel like it?
>>551419625Bwo are you really stroking it to some faceless unreleased uma that have zero design as of yet instead of plethora of other readily available umas. This is like stroking to the real horse at this point
>>5514197421200/800/800/500/800
Can someone explain how none of the Suzukas spot struggled at all?https://files.catbox.moe/4rvf6y.mov
A NEW DAYYYYY
Eishin's turn
>>551419915I wanted the American Triple Crown (there's a title for that) and she's the only one with that goal. Also anime girl with PTSD is cute
>>551419564sure have fun! https://files.catbox.moe/zoy3j9.zip
>>551419625>playing a porn game on Christmas daysaddest post I've seen in a while
>>551420129My cow wife...
>>551419896You can safely explore as long as you don't spend things, specifically carats and tickets. You will want to spend some carats at the beginning to get the account off the ground. Arguably your account is bricked from the start if your don't spend some time rerolling: resetting your account and spending your starter carats repeatedly until you get a decent starter deck.Shouldn't you be spending Christmas with your family?
>>551418618plenty of things like this that they could get into a show like that, plenty entertaining without the short races, gotta fill the time somehow anyway.
>>551420129I can't do this to my German wife...
>>551420196Still, could be worse
Flash... What are you doing...
Murica is simply better
Sorry Flash... it had to be this way
>>551420208>a decent starter deck.What should I be aiming for?>familyI’ll be here all day, gotta take some gaming breaks in there somewhere
>>551420192thanks, i knew there were some i had missed now if only rabianon could do the same
>inbox empty
I'm sorry flash, I'm going to fuck your shoes nowPlease watch me closely
>>551419310so he DOES still exist, excellent
i want eishin to flash me
>>551420447Why the recent surplus of Falco cuck art?
>>551420459NTA, there's currently a support banner with kitasan black. Try to reroll and MLB her (get 5 copies). She's currently the best speed card and usable for quite a long time. This game is about capping speed of your uma, so try to get her.
>>551420080Black magic.Or maybe there's a wit check (or similar effect) that explains the randomness that everyone seems to like to imply but not actually explain. There's a lot of "sometimes it happens, sometimes it doesn't" when people talk about Spot Struggle, but no one with a good answer about why.
>taiki's voice line actually says happy holidayshuh
>>551420727>Old trope of "girl sees guy she likes with random woman (sister)>WOW WHAT IS THIS KEK SHITyou're obsessed and mentally ill, probably brown as well
>>551420810She's American
Ugly shoes.
>>551420810it turns out nips do know the difference huh
MLB kitasan havers before the rerun, did you notice if there's a decrease of other players borrowing your MLB kitasan if you had it up for borrowing?
>>551420459Theres probably an anon or two who'd be willing to give one of their reroll accounts if you stick around. Some people like rerolling for fun and save accounts to give away.
>>551419896strong deck is more important than strong umayou can't raise a good uma without a good deck
Christmas is a kfc meme non religious in Japan so it makes sense to localise it non religious
>>551420871Sure, but what do they smell/taste like?
>>551420810the one SINGLE instance where the localization is accurate and not butchered to hell
Is there any point to trying to get as many different umas as possible to win the Legends races?LIke is there an actual reward for completing that table?
what in the FUCK
>>551420938Hops, barley, and a precisely applied dose of perfume. She hid the sweat too well…
>>551420525https://mega.nz/folder/Au10FJBL#ifquZCBkg2UkxVpc8GFtVw
>>551420685why does tracen not care that a student uma is obviously in love with her trainer and doesn't care about professional boundaries at all? if the media found out about their relationship they would go wild and say that tracen is a groomer academy and demand resignation.
>>551421070Someone hit their recovery.
>>551420815??????? I figured it must have been some new story on JP, because anons are posting a lot of it recently, chill the fuck out my dude
>>551421070I kneel
>>551421236>if the media found outEVERYONE is already fully aware of their relationship tho, and no one gives a damn for obvious reasons.
>>551421070DUNNA MY FUARKING HERO
>>551421070Dunna do nothing
Merry Christmas to everyone (except botters and Lame Shower trainers)!!
Vodka...
>>551421439My wife is so considerable
>>551420459>What should I be aiming for?Other anons can chime in, but I'd try to shoot for at minimum 3-4 copies of Kitasan Black (currently on rate-up), and one Super Creek. Of course there are lots of other cards that would be good to get but it depends how much time you want to invest.The bread and butter of your deck is going to be SR cards rather than SSR cards unless you're planning on dumping a few thousand dollars into the game. You want multiple of the same card to increase their power (up to 5). On average, an SR card you pulled 5 copies of is going to be stronger than an SSR card you pulled 1-2 copies of. Note: rerolling means pulling for cards, _not_ uma/trainees.
>>551421070Wow I haven't seen a draw in TT since my first two weeks playing
>>551421070DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA
Is it possible to get Medium S on an UMA that starts as Medium E? I have 15* Medium and double affinity for Taiki Shuttle, so she starts at Medium A, but this is the 10th time I've run her without Medium S. Is it just not possible? Normally this would be like a 1/3 runs for an A>S aptitude.
>>551421070post dunna's skills I'm copying her bvild
Merry Christmas!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIUCJN5dZIc
Yatta it's a Kurisumasu miracle
>>551421560You're just unlucky
>>551421631SOUL
>Buy myself the carat pack for Christmas>Get thisWhat does this mean?
>>551421560yeah there's no difference because it starts from A you're just unrucky
>>551421560It's even possible on Umas that start with G
>>551421485hey now, hagrid looked cool on that flying bike
>>551421560You can get distance S on anyone. I got Mile S on Tickezo (naturally an F) for Cancer
>>551421236There’s no conflicting problems with dating an authority figure if said authority figure is your childhood best friend. The power dynamic is almost nonexistent
Hello friends and merry Christmas!!!!!
>>551421718You missed a daily 50s. You probably bought the pack just before the refresh time or something
>>551421820Not only that but literally EVERY sane person will go "Daww look at these two cute kids being all lovey dovey since childhood!" cuz of how heartwarming and innocent it is.
>>551420951BASED POTENTIAL UMA
Uhh bwos? Where are our Christmas gibs??
Sorry Danchou I AM getting wasted tonight>>551421864MERRY CHRISTMAS
The level of irony of making comics about artists using sloppa
>>551421675>>551421720>>551421750>>551421819This is crazy then. I'm shocked its been so many runs, I have an actual graveyard of Taiki Shuttles.Well thank you, I'll just...keep trying I guess. I kept getting Medium S on my waifupick, so that was nice. Maybe she'll carry me.
>>551421989chri**mas was cancelled
my Rice and Digital are selling quite well bwos
*gives up* there's one borrow run down the drain
>>551422132Fuku wouldnt give up tho
>>551422132people giving up runs are some of the biggest schizophrenics ever to me, absolute insanitybut I suppose that happens when ones mindset is scrambled with "I NEED TO WIN EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE PERFECT REEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>>551422132That’s the way the Salsa Steps
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>551422037Finally built an 8* med Ryan and capped CP for the first time since Cancer.
>>551422132yowai
>>551422267ANONANOOOOOONANON DON'T ABBREVIATE CLUB POINTS
>>551422225Explode.
>>551422210>t. never had six mood downs during junior year
Level 5 is scary man.Just barely beat Little Cocoon by a head even though my stats/skills were way better.
>>551422324I want to see her lucky panties
>>551422156>>551422210
>>551422210Spoken like a whale who doesn't need the career to be perfect just to have a fighting chance of being competitive.
>>551422382>lvl5YADA
>>551422210I try to turn bad seeds into fan runs but the moment I win 2 races, there are rainbows popping up trying to give me hope that the run can be saved>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.Well, fuck you too
>job constantly at lv5>change into pace chaser>ez win every raceso we've reverted back to URA strats huh...
>>551422851URA strat was front runner tho
>/uma/ has become mega slow>jp won't fuse cuz we're still "too fast">look over at jp and their threads are often so fucking slow that you get nothing but necrobumpingi get that their general was made by some upset brown angry over drivegrass so whatever but jesus. i like jpchads too mind you, the 2-3 there are
>>551422325Sex with fillies :)
>decide to do parent run since whatever that fuji meter thing is there and the other parents I've been using were ass and giving me garbage inheritance>take unnecessary risky training expecting her to fail>she actually pulled through all the 30% failure rates>pulled through Riko gamble>pulled through Ardan gambleShit. Should I use her for Scorpio?
Holy fuck these stats on ClassicShe's not kidding this time around
Where's my uma Christmas sex
>>551423141To be fair, most generals on this board get like, a a few posts an hour. We get through a few threads a day
>>551423141It's winter break anon, I can't be posting all day when I have to watch the kids.
>>551423197>more Guts than Staminashe's here to duel
>>551423141/uma/ speeds up a bit later, you'll have to deal with it for a while until XOguri.
>>551423197>>551423343Everyone is extremely competitive wtf
Santa gifted me RNG. Got Suzuka and Rudolf from runs today and the team is now done. Yes Bourbon refused to finish her chain for Suzuka but I doubt I'll get inspirations and stats like this again. Based on room tests Suzuka still wins but there's a chance she gets blocked out of the gate without the skill.
>>551421236The media definitely knows now. In her career story, the media were grilling her Trainer saying maybe he only became her Trainer because they are childhood acquaintances. Buena had to step in to interrupt and started preaching about how good her onii-chan is in front of all the reporters also mentioning how deep their relationship is and how extremely compatible they are as a trainer and a trainee. Told everyone including her fans to trust and support her Trainer as well.
Teio loooks so fucking stupid.I love her.
People who bitch about thread speed are autistic niggers honestly
To the intern-sans who watch this thread, thanks for the SP. Merry Holidays!
>>551423141traffic will resume in a day or 2, some of us are with family, friends, drinking with homeless people to get away from the wife or with lovers
Do you get anything if you win the level 5 difficulty or can I just stay with my level 4 runs?Please help
>>551423282I hope they are your kids.
>>551423531tell that to the browntoids
I cleared lvl 5 while racing 27 times in unity and having to fight against Riko's umas in finals.Oguri Cap unique is so hilariously OP it's not even funny.
>>551422403NEVER GIVE UP
Feels good shitposting in those threads as a true oldfag who watched the anime when it released. No way in hell I'm going to play this shitty gacha tho.
>>551423556They are now
what ifi play the career and use the deck like i would for taikibut on blue teio instead
>>551423609>oldfag cuz he watched a 2010 cartoonlmao
>>551423609Why are you here?
>>551423609Who is your oshi?
>>551423418I need Teio umanko
is this skill good for this cm?im kinda new, thank you
>>551421236They know but it's best to not say anything so long as there are unsuspecting young naive trainers ready and ripe for the taking. Throw in some old bones too
>>551421485What's the problem? That's COOL
>>551423803Tickezo a cute!
>>551423682>blue teioas opposed to what? red teiothat doesn't exist
>>551423554Faster rewards and a good feeling inside.
too close...
>>551421236The uma population has to grow one way or another
>>551423803
>>551423789yeah if thats all you've got
Nishino Flower is not fucking around...
>>551423913You should smooch your CF
>>551423907Not really worth losing to random nobody horses because I'm trying my best on Ace runs."You had less skills" is not a fun message to see.Also now that S.Maru is awful at campaign (even if I rush angling & scheming and a recovery on her to proc her ults, she constantly jobs races even overstatted as hell due to being a front), who should I run? Oguri Cap?
>Try out Level 5>Get absolutely demolished left right and center>Usually do 20+ races, winning most if not all>Unique skill stuck at level 2 because of the trashing (6/13)>10560 ratingEasily the worst run I've had in a long fucking time holy fuck
>>551420974Mayano says Merry Chris-maya
>>551423953
>>551423957okay. Thank you!
>>551424118NOOOOO IT WAS A PUN DON'T TAKE IT
>>551424114Did they just put her in christmas wrapping and threw her in a present? Isnt that assault
>>551424150Oh. I took it. Um. Is it not good? I didn't have a lot of other skills. It was my first Medium S so I was hoping it'd work.
>>551423790
>>551424114
Showtime lv 5 is pretty easy
>>551424265ok
>>551424263She could have freed herself anytime tho
>>551424229No, it's fine, it's just that the final straight is really long this CM so it doesn't last long enough to really matter
do you get more fuji kiseki points on double tp?
>>551424265k post your CM umas + cards used
>>551412579Lmao
>>551424263>>551424114Why is Ticket such a cunt?
>>551424112>too retarded to come up with a better pun so all they did was remove the T to avoid "MUH CHRISTANITY BAD REEEE"not making a good point for yourself there pedo
>>551407707Happy Meek finally broken past 600 stats at lvl 5
>>551424263
>>551424403Aoi-chan... Your training still blows...
>>551424403She's finally worth impregnating
I'll never understand why people creamed their pants over this card.Shitty RNG skill hint, low starting friendship, low special priority. At best it feels like a sidegrade to any MLB SR Wit card and at worst you get one Prepared to Pass hint while you struggle to max out her friendship because the dumb bitch is never anywhere useful.
>>551424348I don't make CMs with showtime, are you dumb? Also just spam suzuka, you can count will be nearly shit but just grinding out training will get you all her career G2. And the final tenno sho is easy.Just use a 18 stamina parent, 2 speed 2 guts 2 wit
>>551424263Why is Ticket so based?
>>551424489>low special priorityand yet she shows up a fuck ton for me, weird that. almost like the priority thing is only a small increase to things, nothing major like "100% as many thought
>>551424431
>>551423415https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/jp/transcript/501114304?characterId=1114&storyType=career>it's real>she really marked her trainer on live televisionAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE
Lmao
>>551424431Is that a bucket of kfc?
>>551424579Prepare to meet the Rapetard behind the legend.
Three beautiful horses and Oguri.
>>551423682then you get Taiki without Taiki ult
I'm lost. Anyone with a grass hybrid ace for cm7? Every run I get mediocre sp and buying dominator without discounts kills my other skills..
>>551424489Yeah but when it lands, the wit gain, speed gain, and energy regen is incomparable, plus the TE means you can use it like Biko to beef up off-stats. We're all just praying for that high roll. Don't even lie to yourself saying Daiwa or Fukukitaru is comparable there.
>>551424676HOOOEEEEEEH
>>551424586
>>551424710There's 3 horses not 4
Three kids or more with Taishin!
Any recommendations for what UMA I should run for the level 5 difficulty? I don't want to entirely eschew fans, because Danchou will turn me into kibble, but I know I won't be able to do a full 900k-1m fan run. If I just get 500k-600k that's fine too. I can just do extra runs - I have a lot of TP recharges - but for some reason S.Maru is not working out for me. She's constantly dying - despite getting her good stats, rushing Angling & Scheming + recoveries for her Ultimate. Are front runners just bad now?What's a good Pace?
I'M TIRED OF MR CB PROPAGANDA
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>>551412727What an absolute cow.
>>551412579Santa is real
>>551424710
the christmas feast was way too much.... I'm gonna dump a huge hoeh in the arigato
>>551424867Why the fuck are you doing fan runs? Do parent runs on lvl4 at least.
>>551424816
>>551424867Pick a uma with easy career goals. If you want to farm fans then do it senior year.I generally get 350-400k with Suzuka with at least 600 in all stats.
>>551423606Every career rolls a seed at the beginning to determine if it's going to fuck you over. Losing the maiden race was proof the seed was bad. >Constant mood downs>No med S>Minimal rainbows>Job at career races>Most important card didn't finish eventsEvery now and then, like this time, I'll finish a run that has an obviously bad seed. I've never gotten anything good out of it. Matikanefukukitaru wouldn't "give up", she'd recognize the maiden race as an ill omen and reset until she got a good fortune (compare her first homepage conversation).
>>551424867Do you have the GOAT Ogurin?
>>551412727>>551424901>>551413204I love milk
ASS
>>551424979I don't do parent runs. It's too tiresome and I don't play the game enough. I just make my aces to get into A and then I do fan runs for Danchou. I'm just too busy.>>551425005Suzuka? Hm. Alright, I can try her I guess. Thanks.>>551425020Yeah of course, I used to do fan runs with her before I got S.Maru. She's great but she fell off for me.
>>551424739why did you save this on your iphone
>>551424981
>>551425070>She's great but she fell off for me.Then you deserve NOTHING, if you think that!
>>551425086emergency fap material
As punishment for losing, Eishin should give me morning and night paizuri for a month everyday.
>>551395632Merry Christmas, umadacchis!
Ok but I really reallyr eallyr eally really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really relaly really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really reallyr eallyr eally really really reallyr eally really really really really really relaly really really really really really really relaly relaly reallly realy really really really really really relaly really really really really reallyr eally really really realyly relaly relally really really really really really love Stego.
>>551424489>amazing stat stick all around>35 Wit right from the start>5 energy recovery>15 TE so even if she doesn't show up in Wit she's helping out>Fall + Right Handed in a low skill hint list>Nimble Nav hint makes it even better after update>events that give energy, corner adept hint, skill points, practice perfectAn MLB Finemo can completely turn a good ace to a monster if you get that high roll run. It's a bit of a gamble since she has to hit several Wit rainbows to continue Energy preservation and momentum, and be together with your other cards when you hit other rainbows, but when it does happen you shit out one of the best aces ever.Sweatlords love these kinds of cards because they are doing dozens of runs on their aces and perfectly fine giving up if they have a shit run.
I've seen people claim they've never gotten slow metabolism off these events meanwhile I feel like I get it 75% of the fucking time I hit it
I have never seen anyone post a SINGLE thing about any one of these umas, yet they take up the majority of the 2023-2025 release schedule. global is going to enter a massive drought in like a year or two where no one wants the umas.
>>551424901THATS MY WIFE DELETE THIS
>>551425118
>>551425241Lurk moar.
>>551425154W-well, S.Maru was just more consistent before Front Runners got bullied in Career. She could get me to 1m fans while Oguri would get me to around 750k. All I had to do was put angling and scheming on S.Maru and suddenly it was a breeze...but for Oguri it was a bit more complicated.>>551425208Cute shota>>551425231I get it like maybe every 1/5 clicks, which hurts.
>>551425014Fuku is happy that you stick with her through the bad times tho.
>>551425231Skill issue
>>551425086
>>551411910Buena Vista? More like Mr. CF
>>551425118What a bitch
>GOTY gift was shit>no christmas gibsCYGRINCH
Saw this pic on twitter from your game, who is the boy on the left?He is pretty cute.
>>551425292
>>551425306Oguri is shafted because of the mile champ. Technically could get more due to dirt races if you risk more than 4 races constantly.
which uma is the most brain dead to build for the next CM?
>>551425241I like the look of Bubble Gum Fellow but don't care about any of the others.
>>551425438Stay Gold's Uncle.
>>551425241I've seen Win Variation a lot here, North Flight and Believe at least onceI agree the rest are literally whos from /umaglobal/ perspective
>gives you a christmas gift
>>551425438My husband, back off
>>551425438>MEN IN MY UMAMUSUMEFUCKING WHAT THE HELL IS THIS A JOKE!? I'M THE ONLY MAN. ONLY ME. NO OTHER FILTHY FUCKING MALE IS AROUND MY CUTE UMAS. THEY'RE ALL FOR MEWHERE THE FUCK IS CYGAMES HEADQUARTERS I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL THEM
>>551395632>Event ends in 6h hours>Only have 3 copies of yeppersWtf..Why are uma events so bothersome to complete...Doing more than one career a day is already so bothersome...
>>551425534Thanks Spe-chan
>>551425454You mean Arima?Happy Holidays Oguri Cap Tamamo CrossMejiro Ryan (my current ace)
>>551425440
>>551425241There are over 100 horses there are going to be some that slip through the cracks. Especially engrish shitters like tap dance city
>>551425332Her name is Matikanefukukitaru.
If a woman isn't racing in heeled shoes (and preferably in a swimsuit), she isn't racing
>>551425598
Happy holidays!
>>551425534Thanks Spe-chan I was feeling dehydrated
>>551425662Easy on the Christmas food oreng...
>>551425775You said that in chat already dacchi
>>551425757Why does he have eyes at the end? How am I supposed to self-insert if he has eyes? I just got cucked!
Can we go back to long CMs already? Medium CMs suck.
>>551425887
Can we go back to dirt CMs? Turf CMs suck.
>>551425241I'm for Air Messiah
Sex with Verxina
>>551425241Rickey is a top tier dirt uma even today. You wanna win future dirt CMs? You better roll for her then.
>>551425960>Hurr dis iz bait xdddLong CMs are objectively better. Proof: I have won every long CM and not won every medium CM.
>>551425887bait as fuck
>>551424726hybrid sucks if you expect them to win. Only way to get more SP is more race bonus in deck and running more races
>>551426058
>>551425960>build an honest golshi in a day, gamblevs>fronts with sfv autism>paces with pump autism>runaway suzukas invalidate every other front>debuff hellyes, mediums suck
>>551425960>>551426058Medium CM is 100% victory to the fattest paypigs in the room who knows what they're doing.Theres very little gamble involved in Medium CM
>>551425438I don't know who the boy is but gives me small-dick vibes
>>551425241not true!! there's that webm of tap dance city saying HOLY SHIET
>>551423709I think Umas are cute.>>551423768Teio.
>>551426217>>551426147So it's skill and strategy focused, instead of RNG. Maybe do more than than two runs a day and you could win?
Urara hate
>decide to take it easy and do URA for the events>this first inspiration on a non goldenGame what the fuck
T-thanks...
What do we say about berno light winning the kitahara bowl?
Really cutting it close there
Of course lazy brownoids are okay with longs.
>>551425375Why did you save this on your iphone months ago
>>551426260>Teio...nevermind.
>>551426385oguri chair (as in cuck's)
>>551426385Smart investment. Access to light products for all future trainees
I'm okay with every CM because I haven't lost any yet.
>>551426270Paypigs just needed MLB Riko and they managed to get 900 stamina without Rice or Stamina cards is fucking driving me nuts, best I could do with a 0LB Riko is low 700.What strategy? Piggies just eclipse us with stats alone, they can access other skills instead of wasting points on recovery.
Do iphoneniggers really not have control over their filenames and image resolutions?
>>551426385Look how close they are, you can see how he wants to hold her from her waist like he usually does but has to control himself in front a Oguri
what if i get technician on teiowill it be funny?
>>551426647We do. It's just that the default is easier.
It's Christmas, so I did my annual rewatch of Gundam 0080 and I only cried a little bit this time.
>>551426385Oguri cuck (as in quean)
>>551426260never apologize for liking Teio. Teio is great!
>>551426385Reposting
>>551426802Canon
Level 5 was easy outside of her first goal being a potential brick with Mile C for my parent runs
>>551426962Does level 5 get you 5 pulls or more?
>>551426483Not my fault that S2 was the best one AND she had the best part in S1 OP.
How old are even all these mares? Are they of breeding age?
>>551426739Jordan, watch those calories...
>>551427097All of them are of age after their URA finals.
>>551427097none of those are mares
who's the strongest
>>551427097If they are old enough to seduce their trainers then they are old enough to get inpregnated
You were dead last.
>>551427085It gets you 5 items from her list. I'm assuming its the same after you get all the listed items and go to the bonus list.
it would be really fucking funny if they decided to release evolved skills soon after xoguri
>>551424893literally me over the last few days, trying to heal my heart and body
>>551427101She'd look good with a couple more pounds
>>551427178Imagine the threesomes with Scarlet and Belno
>>551424329pls respond...
>Enter senior year>3 (three) spirit bursts so farHoly glue
You can only choose one
>>551427229I'd still use her. Because I love her. Also she's used even nowadays in JP to massive success, what is this gaslight attempt?
>>551426745happy burger day to you too anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg5fjczaPpE
>>551427303nyo
>>551427097i like the detail where palmer is a bit uncomfortable doing the pose and espoir is also even more uncomfortable but she's also going too tryhard and has too much saliva on her tongue
>>551427268Oguri...
>>551425379HAHA ARNET YOU A CLEVER ONE YOU SMART BITCH>>551425534SPE-CHAN IS... NICE!?
>>551427318
>>551427419oguri... belno won... you need to let go..........
>>551426385rudolph WHO!?>>551427097hugging and head patting the stupid jordansex with citywei~~ sex with heliosmarriage with palmertsun sex with espo>>551427512shuththefuckupyoustupidwhorenoshehasntthisisnothingbutfanficgarbageyoustupidcunt
is there a more effay uma?
>due to increase in speed getting stuck due to slow load times are now more commoncan't fucking relate, it still feels pretty slow all things considered
>>551422132It was a wasted borrow the moment you accidentally chose that trash Uma anyway.
>10 hours long thread is so fucking over, time to merge with JP
>>551427776
*gets her ass stuck in the chimney*
I'm gonna INJECT MY FIGHTING SPIRIT
*doesn't gets her ass stuck in the chimney*
>>551427796>checks jp>2+ day long threadswe're still too fast>>551427904sex with cute grannies!
>>551427871>Scarlet infiltrating my home on ChristmasHot
>>551427796We are the main thread, JP can merge with us when they feel like it.
>>551427869A cute!
>>551427904please
>>551428003this hons looks weird, but also super cute>>551428096sparring with old uma
So what do Umas do when they finish racing? Like what's Oguri doing after CinGray?
>>551428072Translate it weeaboos
>>551428213Eat
I've busted a nut to Wonder Acute 3 times because of these threads.
>>551428213
>>551424976I keep laughing at this shit
The mejiro family is grooming me
what is the highest but safest showtime difficulty that i can run without bricking my ace runs
>>551423609I understand the sentiment but the experience could've been way worse compared the cute umas we got over the years. The worst thing about global is having to deal with true gachatards and the bandwagoners. Had to argue with retards during the first month who claimed that no one (in here) followed this franchise for that many years prior to the game existing or even the global announcement. Besides any of that, because of the cursed nature of the game being a gacha, it's free content for anyone who likes the series. It's like a monkey's paw wish, you enjoyed the content before jp was even released and want more, but the core product it's still going to be fucking gacha. At the end of the day, it's not my cup of tea but it has been enjoyable ride even with the accelerated schedule and I plan to continue my long-term investment in the franchise.
>>551427624Oguri cope
>>551428213https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QySdKc6OaGI
>>551428213oguri raced with the student council and more that one time so maybe they still run, just to a lesser extent
is 2* art accessible in the game?where do people get this?
>>551428213you know how she only appears in pretty derby just eating in the cafeteria? that.
>>551428408
Oguri shit
>>551428387cute
>>551426619I got A rank 2 and my only MLB SSR that isn't free is Kitasan Black because I rerolled for her. My average deck was just random SR's.
>>551428213if they were successful: marry their trainer or become one themselves if they were NPC jobbers: go to university and end up in a dead en OL job, join the police, marry a random dude, go work in the countryside, and other stuff real horses dosince Oguri got cucked by Berno she'll go back to kasamatsu and find a dude who can cook well
Ok I need help making an Oguri Fat deck because even in my most "perfect" runs (though I'm not a huge gambler), the best I can get is a very low A+ rank. I run her as a Pace Chaser since she gets free access to Gourmand.Here's everything I have to work with aside from the last few R cards
>>551428527Happi lucki cum cum
Wouldn't corner connoisseur be good? If not, please explain. I am trying to think
>>5514283960
>>551428442gametora has them e.g.https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/tosen-jordan
belno is absolutely going to fuck kitahara the first night they go out drinking together
I'm boyuma sexual
>>551428565>she'll go back to kasamatsu and find a dude who can cook wellThat would be me
>>551428570Oh I just realized the UI cuts off most visibility of the levels on the bottom there.Creek is LB0, the welfares and Urara are MLB, footfag is LB0, and in the second set most of them are either LB1 or 2.
KWANZA OGURI
>>551428635I know gametora has them but where are they from?
>>551428702She will give him 11 kids
>>551428570Literally wtf is this sorting
>>551428570You have kitasan, king halo, sweep, Hishi and pasa and are bale to borrow Bakushin. What is your problem?
>>551428601Corners only proc once this cm due to cooldown
>>551428442https://umamusume.jp/character/
i want to fuck ponytail belnoand ponytail oguri
>>551428602WOWWWW THANK YOU!GET AIDS AND DIE????
What happens to umas with canon female trainers? Are they just dykes?
>>551428601corner connoisseur can be good but nobody uses it because it's extremely RNG. you need it to activate on the very last corner to be useful, but it can activate on any corner.
>>551428908Some say 4
>>551428908uma idols WOULD say this
>>551428927They usually fuck their trainer's bf
>>551428890HOOEHARIGATOU
I bet Helios is super submissive in bed
>>551428927find out when star blossom ends in 10 years because they're making that manga as slow as possible
>>551428834I literally just took screencaps and put them next to each other in paint, just like the old days.>>551428848Sweep for a PC? All her skills are for EC, and she's only LB2 so she doesn't even have all of her stat bonuses.
>>551428908Curren Chan, by contrast, would never say this.
>>551429021boys are not cute
its fun to have to try to get enough stats for the next race again like when newcutie
>>551428927As Cingrey shows, they're usually stuck with shitty lazy umas.
tama love
How can I rush this event...I still need a few copies of yeppah
>>551429158/Uma/Boy(female)post this anon
>>551429203Bro? Your Creek? Tamamo? Team Rigil?
>>551429218Borrow MLB Curren, do speed/wit with Bakushin and try to get 1200 speed 1200 wit. Buy all the golds you can, score maxxing gets you more points.
>>551429095>I literally just took screencaps and put them next to each other in paint, just like the old days.Bwo tip: sort by specialty instead. First of your SSRs then of your SRs ideally. Makes it easier to find things. I opened your pic to possibly give advice but got a headache trying to find things.>>551429158We love little boys here.
>>551428570kita, halo, eishin, hishi, Riko, borrow SSR rice. inherit stamina and build her late surger to use eishin's skills and to save skill points on not having to buy the full gold heal.
>>551429095Slipstream and early charming chance is good anyway. You could also use flash for speed bonus AND you can get random pace skills while training and some from pasa unless there is a specific skill you want/need.
>>551429209poor midgets are not cute>>551429274DO NOT POST UGLY BOY UMA AT ME!
>>551429367>inherit staminaDamnit I was hoping you didn't say that.What about XOguri where you have to have 3 heals anyway?
>>551428374erm wtf. Is the doc just lying?
Should I spend the SSR voucher on Falco’s card for easy Groundwork?
>>551428824Fuck I don't know.Even the trainer card screen uses a different image than what you're looking for
Oguri and Falco finally have something in common
>>551428570kitasan riko fuku sr dober king halo borrow fine motion
>>551429158>>551429450How DARE you
>>551429572Both failures at romance?
>>551429549it's from >>551428890 bwo
Dacchis, does anyone wanna bet if umaooo will crash out again and fall to A+?
>>551429450don't be a faggot
>>551429628look how ugly that boy looks, only gays would enjoy that design
Next trainer is going to get it
>>551429480WAIT... YOU CAN DOUBLE TP THIS SHIT????
>>551412881They upped the rate. But they also lowered the chance to get Slacker. I can’t even remember how long it’s been since I got Slacker from resting.
>>551429572The difference being Oguri doesn't realize/care which is bliss in this instance
>>551429480DANCHOU
>no professor>speed start agemasenIs this glue?
this one good?
>>551429684no reason to get mean just because I talk shit about your poor gnome>>551429709get what? gyaru sex?
>>551425662Matiljhsdfcuerbnv9dfdfnsdrj
>>551429678>umaoooWho cares about that no name club. What about Mambo? Now that's a club worth gossiping about
>>551429960
>>551426184>Cum on... your nails?>O-okay, if you say so.
>>551430052NYOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME, HELIOS; DON'T SUCK MY DICK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>551429480I trusted this and did double tp runs so far, I get 3 items with one double tp run at level 3. If you guys tell me you get the same on normal TP it means I've been gaslight docced yet again
>>551430051Are they on the borderline too mambwos?
oguriKEK as in QUEAN
>>551427178>All the sex horsesWhat did they mean by this?
>>551430173I am told the implosion and Mambogeddon will happen any day now.
>>551430164…I’m sorry, we get the same.
>>551429647>voicing yourselfwait that's illegal
I wonder if the male umas have a..you know...
>>551430246>wait that's illegalI disagree.
>>551429981
>>551429960don't call her that...
Whats with the Oguri cuck posting? Something happened?
>>551430427it might seem crazy what I'm about to say...
>>551430418SHE IS TINYSHE IS POORSHE IS STINKYSHE LOOKS LIKE A BOYHER VOICE IS TINY AS WELL
I have more relatives coming over!!! Good bye but it’s not good night!!!
i want to fuck atama cross
Mati…hauser!
>>551429458Xoguri comes out during finals I think, for her you also need good inheritances because you want to run a bunch of wit cards. so for you it would be Kita+Halo, Riko, Fuku(you NEED to get triple 7s btw) Agnes, and borrow a good wit card like finemo. this will require you to hit triple 7s and Corner recovery from inheritance, and just run pace and take hydrate for the 3rd heal.
>>551430427the only two reaction 4chan knows to a manga ending are rape and cuck ones
>>551430405I like your cousin better.
>>551430427Belno stole her man(father)
Paging 221B Baker Street
Is is worth taking Final push/Unrestrained on non runaway FR in this CM3?
>>551430643she is tinyshe is poorshe is not stinkyshe does NOT look like a boy>tamamocrying.webm
WHO is baking?
>>551430721goodbye and have fun
>>551430745Just gamble on corner recovery from kita/king halo
How does the simulator calc for debuffs, exactly? It shows how many lengths on average you "gain" with a skill, but how does a debuff translate into "gaining" lengths anyways?
>>551431103>>551431103>>551431103
>>551430745>Fuku(you NEED to get triple 7s btw)Doesn't XOguri natively come with 777 in her kit?
>>551425241I'm rolling for Copano Rickey, Hokko Tarumae and Yamanin Zephyr. Maybe more if I have some carats.
>>551425241I’m going to pull tap dance city
>>551425565Bro your double tp
>>551415631why arent this guy's books scanned? I need more Rice and Burbon
>use pal card's last date event>immediate mood down afterwardsEvery fucking time
