Previous: >>551630497>Global Game NewsKeep using the bot, it's safe.The Sweep Files will be kept under lock for Tracen's SecurityLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Event: Fuji Kiseki ShowtimeCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Tosen Jordan 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Kitasan Black (SSR), El Condor Pasa (SSR)12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
I'm just saying if your trainees learned you cheated they would be so disappointed
There is no「 Sweepy Files」
D-Danchode doesn't know I bot right?
>marked
Heard anons here have been cheating. I say we do a little test.
>>551646951If my trainees learned anything about me they'd be disappointed at what a fucking failure of a human being being I am, what else is new.
>>5516469514chan shakur and reddit tachyon would be proud actually
umanko
oreng
hehe..
>>551647034Thank you for confirming my suspicion
teiobros... where is the medium S... where were my URA sparks... why are all borrowed taikis some jobbers who won like half a g1 with zero affinity...
Chronogenesis owes me sex
ryan love
>There is a hidden 2ndary skinNANIIIIIIIIIIIII!?SOMEONE MAKE TWIN TRUBO BOT MEMES NOOOOOOOOW
I shouldn't have botted to make danchode happy
68 65 68 65 2E 2E 2E
har har....
WTF guys my account is banned.
>>551647083My wife Tachyon would never condone cheating.
Jesus Christ! Are you still talking about the sweep botting? This guy’s been talked about for weeks! Are people still talking about this guy, this creep? That is unbelievable. Do you want to waste my time? I can’t believe you’re asking a question on sweepy at a time like this where we’re having some of the greatest success and also tragedy with what happened in /uma/club. It just seems like a desecration.
>>551647168Everyone's turning into clankers
Say they do nuke all botters, what would you do if your account was banned?
Digitan LOVE
i have sweepybot downloaded on my machine but i never used it...
>>551646951how can you cheat when you are not even in a relationship with them?
>>551646797>pro-bot OP
>>551647403my account wouldnt be though, i havent even so much as opened the git page for it
>>551647412It only logs you after a completed run, you’re safe.
>>551647403Keep playing because I'm safe
>>551647378>imagelmao thanks>>551647403uninstall, schrimple as. i'm not remotely invested enough into any gay gacha ever to care. annoying and sad, but that's that.
Wtf there's an umapyoi English version?
>>551647403kill myself
All you care about is fans, fans. This club deserves a better class of trainer, and I'm going to give it to them. Tell your officers they work for me now. This is my city.It's not about the fans. It's about sending a message...Everyone bots....
>>551647403Keep playing because it's undetectable
>thread is going to be centered around the faggy bot shit all day againthe internet truly does amplify feminine behavior even among grown ass men
>URA finale>got 2nd at level 5 careerThanks nigger game for stat checking me.
>>551647468shutthefuckupRYANtranny>>551647642lmao seethe more loser
>>551647642t. botter
hoho...
Can someone give me the rundown? How was it found out Eden was botting?
>>551647403They wouldn't ban me, I invested $1000 already
>>551647702>shutthefuckupRYANtrannyim the guy who made the thread though, and im not a v*nce poster...
>>551647702omg becky, did you hear that almondlove club is BOTTING!?! so scandalous!
>>551647674Outskilled
wtf
>>551647820At least losing doesn't mean you miss out on increasing the showtime gauge, you just get less.
>confirmed fed posting yesterday>immediately followed by "chink"bot IP logging people
>>551647762You don't even need actual screenshots from their game to know they're botting
>>551647937hopeless stakes, anon
>>551647129this was the best i could find...its grim...478825387953
>>551647962the glowie poster were cute
>>551647937>Symboli Fraudolf meets real competition
>>551647975Cute Nature
I sent a ticket to CS stating that botters get an unfair advantage and ruin the experience in CMs with their roided parents. Nothing personnel.
>>551647962>tfw Blackrock employees are also posting in these threads
>no autoplay>no double showtime rewards>no spark reroll
>hey kid. you want the pre-spyware version?
>>551648116Did you include the IP from that one screenshot?
>>551648116what ticket
"CLANKERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be CLANKERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE CLANKERS" he thought. Umapyoi Densetsu reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the 200 monie carrot juice circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of botters after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
THE RABI ISLAND ISNT REAL
>>551648219>block internet access to python.exenothing personal, sweepy
>>551648221Just the Github link>>551648241Not the DAHBY one I'm afraid
>>551648207Who said there was no autoplay
>>551648463
Someone fucking died on my shift again, so that was some paperwork and a half. What happened while I was gone?
Thoughts on Super Creek's voice?
I know we love club drama and botting posts but I have to say, no one cares in umaooo. Chat legit died, even ritual stamp posters stopped spamming the rice, falcon, maya stamps.The only things left in umaooo are clankers.
My dacchis would not bot in this jolly season!!
>>551646783>both S clubsStill waiting on the proof anyone at S+ /uma/club bots. (Real proof not robot emojis or curren roleplayers) Still willing to replace those that do with real players.Bored of waiting and mildly annoyed of this pile of nothing already.the only thing this proves is that /uma/club is truly full of anons who love playing the game all day kek
>>551648549>Someone fucking died on my shift againway to out yourself
>>551648006ty anon, I'll try it in my last borrow
>>551648620built for JOI ASMR
>>551648695Or it means /uma/g/ club is full of nerds!
>>551648695heheposter, send ze screencap with the club name but do not expose the botter(s) directly so danchud goes insane trying to find out who he is
>>551648793Weird choice here but I think Rudolf would make for some killer JOI
>>551648673S rank but at what cost...Meanwhile the most shitposted club is hyper active and comfy, it's a bloodbath to get shoes donated every reset.
Where am I going wrong with my wedding gun? I can't get close to 1k speed with the deck and legacy I've been using. There are also times where the first aoharu race fails and I have to quit as a result. Is the game just refusing to give enough rainbows at the end or do I need to change soemthing with my deck/legacy?
I NEED THE B+ ABOVE CLUBS SWEEPY FILES NOW
GOD this stupid umaotaku is so hard to traini just needed 1 career to pump out usable maya and natie hybrids (didnt get med S on natie so im trying again), and 2 careers for pace teio
>>551649013Would you be able to cum through her dad puns?
>>551649038If you cant cap speed let alone 1k with that build sorry it's skill issue. Maybe replace tachyon with a third speed if you really cant do it
>>551649031Whales play other games, honestly wouldn't be shocking if most of them dropped come 2026.
>wake up>look over to monitor>bot still running and getting me hard-earned fans>"just another comfy hour snoozing">... finally get up and check /uma/>the-jig-is-up.jpg
>>551649038i don't consider myself a good torena but isn't MLB R Riko better than LB0 Riko? could also be a luck issue or you betting too hard on wit, you could use a speed card over wit tachyon in one run to see if it's that or the game mocking you
>>551649415The gig is up Ulle
>>551649415You're now inside the Sweepy files
Teio
>>551649415blo it is le undetectabl -AACCKKKK
I don't get why danchou would ban fellow anon just because they bot
I guess I can use this
>>551649648They even help the club by a lot compared to flatliners
>>551649648It’s LAME.
my danchou will purge all botter scum from the club
>>551649648/uma/ club danchou wants to be "pure" despite crying about poaching when he does it too!
Reminder that they banned people in JP for using recorded macros alone...
>>551649793They didn't do shit for umaJP what the fuck are you talking about. They only did for GBF
CUMA dancho will rise from the ashes and save us
what kind of retard "encrypts" shit using base64
>>551649648The club reputation is important
https://poal.me/2uhpklhttps://poal.me/2uhpklhttps://poal.me/2uhpklhttps://poal.me/2uhpkl
>>551649873Yes. And this is the easiest tell of who's and ex-GBF player
>>551649873>he missed the chinkbot banwaveMissed all the drama? Remember the people complaining about training helpers? Remember streamers getting exposed using these said helpers in another monitor?
Highlander or Straight Descent any good for Arima Kinen? Thinking of trying to build a Laisu parent.
>>551649898Encryption =! Obfuscation
It took a base64 encrypt to scare everyone
>>551649243for reference when i say "usable"
>>551649873Retaaaard
ok, people now know that I botwho cares? fancount is still king and even slightly competitive danchuds can't afford to be scrupulous when courting new members to stay above B+. uma is much larger than grubble and botting has grown too big to fail, cygames won't ban botters because the revenue drop would be noticeable and players will be afraid of spending if they believe they could get banned in the future.
They think they'll be bannedhehe...
>>551650241>even slightly competitive danchuds can't afford to be scrupulous when courting new members to stay above B+.Explain mambo
I just sent the botmaker 35 bucks in google play gift cards so he will scrub my name from the release, a small price to pay for my account to live on
>>551650241everyone knows that if you ban a whale, theyll be back in a week tops. its literally a free money strategy for cygames
>>551650241They won't ban whales. They will ban botters. If there's overlap the whale flag wins.
>>551650329Mambo is special
Is there anyone in /uma/ that isn't botting aside from me?
>>551650329Mambo is really a B club though
>>551648006I FAILED A 3% 2 TIMES BUT THEY COULD NOT STOP ME
>>551650413i hope you're ready to suddenly be in a D rank club, anon!
>>551650145Neither does anything, there's only a small uphill at the very end to consider late-race.
>>551650232So the banwave is yearly? Get ready for MANT then
>>551650441>really a B club>A rank every month since like the first month
>>551650413Every post here is a bot. Including yours.
>millions of Mambo club in existence>botmaker wouldn't know if the Mambo sent to his discord is the /uma/ MamboI'm sorry for doubting you Mambodancho
>>551649790his point is that it’s taking up spots that could be used by non-botters which is true. And the poaching thing he’s explained that taking anons during the beginning of the month is just normal which is what they do and it’s really only “poaching” when you fuck over another club by taking away their fans in the middle of the month which is what anyone justifiably would bitch about
>>551650284paizuri WHORE>>551650475smartest (and cutest) teio itt
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
how many hours until androphobe release?
>>551650486Oh...
>>551650232OHNONONONONOOOOOOOABAYO BOTTERS SAYONARA
ready for the arima kinen CM
>>551646797NEW GUIDE JUST DROPPED
>le hacking bot files>only prove I ever see is hyper censored discord screenshotsfor all I care and know only people in a discord get exposed, if at all because all of this sounds like a whole lot of bullshit till proven legitnot to mention that some git thing having known spyware inside would get banned instantly once found out (considering how easy it is to proof)
>>551646990umas are too strong
do not eat taiki's burgers
>>551650841The botmaker's too pussy to prove shit
>>551650872Do Americans really
>>551650841boy sex
>>551650915the botmaker isnt even here, its some larping faggot trying to create club drama
>>551650724Yeah botters are fucking cooked
>>551651052Wrong >>551645942
Guys have you consideredMambo
How am I losing URA level 5 Bakushin runs? Wtf am I doing wrong? I thought all she needed was speed and wit cards
>>551650516some anon said soI just like repeating it because it's funny
>>551651045>comfy hoodie and track pants>all in black>mask>that hidden naughty smileaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dictaaaaaa my precious>>551651164>wrong>reposts shit I already mentionedI know that nothing ever happens, no reason to prove me right
pace: don't be witlet?room match stats (45 races)excluding my ponies
>>551651196AIIIIIEEE DANCHOU KICK THE FLATLINER HE DIDN'T EVEN PLAY FOR BOTH EVENTS NOT TO MENTION THE RUUUUULES
>not rigged
>>551650724Imagine risking your account just for one run you were too lazy to do
>botters coping alreadyFrom meltdown to cope
After a week of bricking, Shiraoki-sama finally gave me the god run.
>>551650872(me)I've now done 7 non-speed trainings, WHEN DOES THIS SHIT HEAL!? did witFRAUD lie to me?throwing my borrow run here...
WEIIIIII
>reddit libtards seething over bots againhilarious melties
Hello friends!!!
>>551651494I’m going to post yuri at you again.
coomeranons, you got any bro-coded doujins or fanfics you'd like to share?english or japanese, manga or novel, please send any with Transcend
>>551651164>ENDLESS is cheatingholy SHIT that fucking graph is insane
>>551651113>>551651293
>>551651474Wei~
These stats are pretty dogshit I don't think I'm Gutsmaxing correctly
>>551651259are you running pace? front careers have been dogshit ever since the balance patch, as well as front position being bad, sprint and mile is volatile as fuck now. Tachyon is amazing for farming level 5s just get 400 stam and rest speed
Imagine
24 more days until she's here...
>>551651582https://exhentai.org/g/3107837/a071844b99/https://exhentai.org/g/3484571/95b83531ce/https://exhentai.org/g/3006486/0d455aeb12/https://exhentai.org/g/3704502/0e44a5f1a6/https://exhentai.org/g/3686444/7abb94bf31/
>Dont bot>Comfy B finals>Zero burnout>Horses just enjoy running
>>551651196
If you think about it, Uma Musume are stronger than real horses, since they don't have the disadvantage of being as heavy as them, therefor they can do stuff only a superhuman can do.
>>551651364I want to lick Rice's butthole>>551651474I want to lick Helios' butthole>>551651597I want to like Matikanetannhauser's butthole
>>551650724Tldr don't run for 24/7 which everyone already knows Ok
>>551650716It's okay, you can still use her to farm highlander sparks for the sprint CM
all I see is seething this coping thatmeanwhile im just sitting here enjoying my time botting AND playing the game by handgot no time or can't be bothered? bot my 3 dailies!some special event or some deck or whatever I wanna try hard? manual run!it really is THAT simple. stop being a stuck up cunt and just enjoy your time, except if you do shit like >>551651591, then you deserve exposure and a ban lmao
>>551652059But I want to nyoooom
Mambo a cute
>>551650724>24h>long durationwooooooooow its fucking nothing thank you mr clickbait redditor!>>551652059this>do something absolutely impossible (play 24/7)>surprised he gets banned/caughtwoooooooooow
botters make their umas sad by having such a scummy filth as their trainer
semen retention status?
someone told me the difficulty increase in lv4 was almost nothing and I believed it, now half of my races are 2nd, I will fucking find you for butchering a nice run, you faggot
Scorpio Room (no botters)81058627
When you pick races and it says race recommendations. So center stage, path of fame, forge your ownwhich is the best option?
So basically it's fine to bot. Just don't get caught
>>551652505Rice spook me please, I need the
you don't actually believe anyone here bots do you? they're all just farming (you)s
Go look up "ウマ娘 BAN" on google. They've banned people just for using an application like this bot even once. A lot more on twitter.
>>551652576Newcutie, forge your own path just means that it's up to you what race and when to do so.
>>551652519If your prospective ace can't win level 4 races, you were low rolling
THATS NOT THE DAAAAAHBY WHY ARE YOU IN THERE
>>551652505I'm still fine for a while but I could really use a proper third dirt uma.
>>551652576forge your own is better, I forgot those other options existed. But when I was a confused newcutie, I would use center stage and it would be fine.
>>551652726
>>551652837I am not lowrolling, I'm just playing king halo's career with Cs and B aptitudes
>>551652806ok redditor dont care
>>551652840>no ASHEN BEAST and WHITE LIGHTNINGgo for it
I really hate Grass Wonder.She has the most boring personality in the game besides Spe and I fucking hate training her. She feels way more moody than any other Umas I train and is constantly getting sleep deprived when I rest. Fuck Grass Wonder and anybody that likes her too.
>>551652985I stole them
You MF are really stupid to not realize you are playing an older version of the game, the same version that was exploited by the chinks already years ago and the same chinks that cygames has dealt with many times. If you think you are untracable, think again. Global is even ways off from Ver 2.0 of the game.
>>551652505>I am not lowrolling, just have low speed
STOP FIGHTING NOW TAIKI IS SAD
>>551653150
>>551651643Fuck that's probably it, thank you.
>>551653150you and john cygames aren't gonna do SHIT
me? i gas up botters. keep using them, i don't think cygames actually cares about banning people on global as long as the whales don't chimp out
Shiraoki-sama has abandoned me...
>>551647129>ura sparkslol, this is the Taiki that gave me medium S on Teio, affinity is a meme
please ban debuffs early cygenerous
>>551653072>Lose on purpose if you use themFrauds.
>Japan: Huge honor society that will bash you for doing something out of the regular>The west: Everyone does fuck ever they want, including cheating the system constantly while shelling out to be a cheater if possibleCygames knows this and adapts their banning accordingly, plus they can't afford to ban all those chinese and browns
>>551653305>mfw literally meAlready had someone in my club suddenly go up, hopefully a few more start botting so I get more carats
>No name horse wins Hopeful Stakes just after winning debut raceLovecen? The next star that will define a new era.
>>551653478Dark skin behavior
>>551653494Danchou is that you?
>>551649790Umaoooo Danchou can start playing the game if he doesn't want people getting poached. Clubss with flatlining Danchous always die, just look at what happened to Cunnyinc. Can't blame people for leaving a sinking ship.
>>551653494BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
I botted casino in granblue, I’ll bot here too
>/uma/ having a melt down over garbage club drama>me, the based anon, started reading quality books>>551653494i only went up cuz im doing more fan runs okay!?
>>551653494Yeah... I noticed Trainer P also started farming...
>Gambling game>Not gambling with anti-cheat system What are you guys a pussy?
>>551654012
>promised us mambogeddon>In reality every other club is getting it's botters doxxed but mambo is pure and suffers no punishment Inshallah the heathens will suffer. So says the imambo.
THE SWEEP ISLAND ISNT REAL
>>551652556Bwos... you told me if there are two suzukas they kill each other... then what is this!?
>>551654024>pthank god im save...
Sex.
>>551653494That's just a coincidence. The shitty showtime event is forcing me to do more careers.DANCHOU NOOO
>>551652112It's okay, it was worth it in the end.
This is not okay guys...
>>551654220based brian bro
>>551654092JUST KICK RA AT THIS POINT I DONT FUCKING CARE DANCHOU MANY MORE DESERVE BLOOD BUT AT THE VERY FUCKING LEAST KILL RA I DONT CARE DANCHOUUUUUU
Just lost Tenno Sho with Daiwa. It's over. Still had one clock left but did not know failing a goal meant career suicide. What do? I just leveled up Kitasan since the card was level 0 at the start of her career. Should I try the career again or go for Bakushin? Also does the scenario matter? Went with URA.
>>551654250Yeah sure..
>>551654220>You look just like my little sister Um... Bro? Your gender settings? Why is Brian calling you a girl?
>>551654382This is why I say flatliners are parasites while botters are team players
dead game filled with browns running their chinkbots
>>551654442tranny anons are cute
>>551654141What went wrong for this one? What do we learn?
I'd rather have botters than flatliners *wink wink*
>>551654442I think she’s saying anon has a big head
SUPER CREEK WAS NOT ON SWEEPY ISLAND
>>551654382I'm getting psyopped by seeing this graph so often. The brown line with the tiny bump in it is starting to make me laugh on sight. Demonic winning ticket images appear in my mind's eye unbidden. I need a priest.
Take me to Germany already
>>551654451THIS FAGGOT HAS BEEN FLATLING FOR MONTHS I WOULD MUCH RATHER A CHINK BOTTER THAN THIS BOTTOMFEEDER SCUM HE DOESN'T EVEN BANTER IN CHAT
HOLY SHIT I'M CLOOOOVING
>>551654451>>551654563>flatliner>dont even fucking play the game but want free shit>botter>help the team get more free rewards while having to do less workDANCHOOOOOOOOO KICK THE FLATTIES NOOOOOOOOOOW>>551654647DÜSSELDORF!
>>551654597
>>551654551Sometimes you do everything right and you still lose, wesley. That's life.
>>551654658Not breaking the rules :)
>>551654647I have like 80 stars now from the legend race, is there any way to aim for more so I can unlock her?
Stop fucking samefagging.
Trainer A Trainer BTrainer C Trainer D Trainer E Trainer F Trainer G Trainer H Trainer I Trainer J Trainer K Trainer L Trainer M Trainer OTrainer PTrainer QTrainer RTrainer STrainer UTrainer VTrainer WTrainer XTrainer YTrainer Z We now what you have done, brace yourselves
OY NEIGH, SHUT IT DOWN, THE TRAINERS KNOW
since we are putting pump on pacechasers, should I get divine might as well? I got fast learner
>>551654789Nyo.
>>551654769HE LITERALLY HAS NOT PLAYED THE GAME IN 4 DAY INTERVALS MULTIPLE TIMES THIS MONTH YOU DUMB FUCKING RETARDED MORON
>>551654382i'm still playing a career every 3 days, calm your tits bwo
>Find the perfect Taiki parent on Chronogenesis>Mambo is part of username>"Let me in /uma/" in description >Club: UnfilliatedMambochou... you really gotta make some room...
>>551654789>Samefagging>Implying this thread doesn't have a healthy membership full of anons competing for attentionHave you ever tried hosting a room? I get the feeling this is one of the most active threads on /vg/.
>>551654846if you care more about winning pub lobbies instead of CM, yeah
Luna Love
Girls' Flat Line
anons should I pick Angling + red shift for my front daiwa considering I only would have 1 mid race skill? or since I already have an angling front just pick red shift and add more mid race skills?I'm doing this considering the scenario where a runaway suzuka kills my better front so this one with red shift maybe could do something? I need expert opinions.
>>551654942
>>551655143Can you see this stuff anywhere ingame or is it some site?
>>551655103Red shift will do nothing on a front.
Big sparks!!!
>>551655143oh right, on the 19th me and the boys had a boku no pico watch party, my bad
>>551655005mega based
>>551655312Oh you sweet summer child
>>551654952kek, id?
>>551655281
goodbye medium S
>>551654952DOX THE ID NOW
Hey lads what are we having a melty about today
/uma/ club top earners are getting exposed for botting in the club private subreddit...
>>551654549You will never be an uma.>Gained one hint level for Prepared to Pass!
>>551655103please help me experience toreinas... im suzukaless...
>>551655401It triggers on 5th or higher. Unless you magically find a lobby where you front is 6th it will trigger at the start of final corner and run out before late race starts. A pace or late can gamble on it working but not freaking front.
how close are you to being freed from this cancerous event?
fuck you danchou im not doing fan runs for the rest of the month i'm way over the quota already
>>551655451I want this slut to make images of our sex sessions>>551655614I never said anything about being or wanting to be an uma...
>>551655667Then I don't understand this skill, Maruzensky is meant to be a front or pace right? wouldnt this mean her skill is always triggering at the wrong moment? since you usually want it in late race, not in the final corner, and rarely does the final corner align exactly with late race start
>>551655672stupid ass michael jackson uma is going to give the the shards at the very last 2 hats
someone just doxxed a bunch of botters in the club raidcall server… it might be over…
I know most careers are about the Torena saving their Uma from themselves but are there any careers about the torena being saved by their Uma?
>>5516556729 left
>>551655418>>551655527I don't think I should post someone else's ID but let's just say it's the best Long Taiki gp available.
I wish borrows would stack up at least...
>>551656020>no proofsomeone just exposed the satono files on mambo discord
>>551655338Those are guts sparks, are they not?
>>551654442Don't worry, I'm mentally healthy.I guess the dialog is the same regardless of your gender.
>>551655957It only works on specific tracks, though this applies to most accel skills. Normal Maru herself can use it on this track because it lasts 8 seconds but the inherited version will run out before late race.
>>551654932Then how come Dancho hasn't kicked him? It's because the 4th day was counted as 3rd day. Retard
>>551649038>I can't get close to 1k speed with the deck and legacy I've been usingMaybe you're just splitting your focus too much. Try swapping Pasa with another Speed and another Wit card, see where your stats end up. If you're still struggling to cap speed, or close to it, then you might be doing something wrong
>>551656134>The whole unredacted section about 'danchou's mun mun mansion'I'm gonna be sick...
>>551656047Creek, kinda.
>>551655672Finished that crap yesterday
>>551655739>YWNBAUnow take your pills, aoi.
>>551655672Haven't even started
>>551655338How do you get so many white sparks?
>>551656183that makes sense, thanks anon for explaining, I will just go with angling, shes worse than my other front anyways, but my best ace needs someone to keep her running in case no other fronts appear i guess
>>551656047Cafe in story?
>>551656480Wtf I love stego now
>>551656282that shit was crazythey were just fillies
>>551656480gross art
post yoursnever used ryan as an ace
>>551654952>>"Let me in /uma/" in descriptionI feel like that was one of the anon that promised a Mambo spot 2 months ago
>you'll never catch me, Sweeper
>>551656154Y-yes........>>551656471Luck. You have better chances of getting white sparks if you buy double circles/golds, and if you already have the respective white spark in your inheritance
>>551656601i ALWAYS use ryan as an ace
>>551656071Lmao
>>551656601
Is she really good for breeding?
>>551654952There's a new /uma/ club next month that's aiming for A rank if that anon's still here
>>551656796Imagine... A trainer powerful enough to challenge Mambo's Four Kings, left out in the cold...
>>551654141I ran this same lobby 10 times. Win counts:D Suzuka 3Oguri 2Teio 1A Maruzensky 3A Taiki 1
>>551656796>RudolfIt is DEFINITELY the anon that was promised a spot months ago
>Merry Christmas
>>551657010>>>/pol/
>>551656796>>551654952That guy should get an invite and Ra should get kicked now.
>>551656817No but she makes some killer yume doujinshi.
>>551657150>ra>get kickedIn your dreams
Have you accepted nothing else matters this CM besides having a really good Xmas Oguri run yet?
>>551657209A mambro can dream...
>>551657215no, you could also have a gigasuzuka
Ok but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really realy really really really really reallyr eallyrea lly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>551657119>>>/lgbt/
>>551651347You ain't seen nothing yet
>>551657310ra is a mambro. don't snitch
Best uma wife for a boomer?Best uma wife for a millenial?Best uma wife for a zoomer?Best uma wife for a coomer?Best uma wife for a beta?Best uma wife for an alpha?Best uma wife for a sigma?
Gyaru pussy.
>>551657323cute hobo wife
>>551657404Maruzensky Air ShakurTachyonEishin FlashEishin FlashOrfevre Sirius Symboli.
>>551657390He ain't no mambro of mine.
>>551657390Who doesnt play...
>>551657448Jordan could be easily tricked into putting outPalmer would if Helios didCity is a stuck up stacy though
>>551657624Not playing is one of the requirements to become a mambro tho
>>551657616Mambro regardless>>551657624He abides by the rules
>>551657390he has forsaken the title of mambro and must be banished
>>551657782>He abides by the rulesLiterally wrong.
>>551654141>>551654551I've had that S Suzuka manage to shoot to the front and then trigger corner adept or front corners immediately on first corner. This has lead to weaker Suzukas (less power, no turf s) to lag behind far enough that I don't get spot struggled.
FUCKING SHIT TEIO JUST BOMBED HER RACESCOULDN'T EVEN PLACE 2ND FOR MOST OF THEMFUCKING WORTHLESS MIDGETMOOD DOWNMIGRAINEMOOD DOWNNIGHT OWLMOOD DOWNI FUCKING HATE HER
Call the spark.
>>551657404RudolfRudolfTeioRudolfRudolfRudolfRudolfRudofl
>>5516579972* wit (it would've been 3*).
>>5516579972 pow
>>551656601I still have no idea how Air Groove got that high up
>>551657878He does. The time he failed to he told the reason to Danchou why it happened
i wonder if horses know that they have a race coming up
Fat uma models are in global but as of yet unused
>>551657913God Dorijo is sexy.Can't believe I ended up finding a Trainee sexy like this.
>>551658112he literally never says a word in club chat let alone even request shoes
>>5516579971* guts1* late surger
>>551658170Need fat Biwa
>>551658112You're not even in the club apparently, fuck outta here.
>>551658047that would've been funny>>551658058and this would've been good, but parent runs are so gay, at least I cope saying it's for the event>>551658195I just don't bother with guts, even guts*3 is useless
>>551658191Huh I guess you're one of the newer ones if you don't know how to reach danchou
>>551657913see, unlike the dogshit art from earlier, this is what breedable umas look like
>>551658170Does anyone have the compilation of a bunch of fat umas walking and eating
>>551657907Do you ever lose to a suzuka? I ran the lobby multiple times, and the other one in the room never survived while yours does 30% of the time
>>551656796>class 3 TTbwo.... I don't think he's playing the game anymore....
OKNow what?
>>551658359nope actually one of the first :^)
>>551658170I'm going to lose so much seed when we get the fat umas walking around eating...
> Dodging danger + Prudent Positioning good> Dodging danger + Center Stage badIs it just to save SP?
>>551658359>He hasn't been invited to the mambo telegramThe stickers are lit senpai
>>551656601I have finally recovered from golshi week
>>551658346oof, sorry bro
>>551658484It's not bad, but its worse than PP. You gain speed for the entire duration that you are moving sideways. Center Stage makes you move sideways faster, which means your increased speed lasts less time.
>>551658421account is bricked if you don't get both the feminist and the fatty by next week
Fresh Rice, coming up!
>>551656796>mostly mile G1s and sprints>none of your usual triple crown shitThis supposed to be impressive?
>>551658562you know, aoi is actually pretty stacked and has some nice tits...
>>551657323
>>551658648My condolences. At least you still have a few days to reroll the account
>>551658413Perfect fit for mambo
>>551658693It's a Taiki with a long spark and ura finale 2For me, that is sex.
>>551658562Cucking my trainee for a cute ningen women should be a right.
>>551658562
what uniques are good for a Scorpio Tachy, McQueen and Taiki?
>>551658693I don't see you posting anything better.
Oh, so the difficulty is actually just increasing the rate of rushed and late start because they can't be assed to do anything new even at level 5, the winner, nishino, was at 400 across all stats while bakushin had 700 speed and 400 in other stats lmaoNice "difficulty"Just give me the shard, this mode is dogshit
>>551658648
>>551658924>nasty whore at 6.2 millionyou're gross, anon
>>551658807>>551659001Who hurt you?
Rice club is safe then?
>>551658562>>551658926More
Suzuka owes me uma on top foot sniffing femdom sex
>>551659162A+ clubs below except AlmondLove are safe from botters
>>551659049yeah she should be up there at 50 mil with mayano
>>551659372okay bwo enjoy the STIs
>>551658405She dies if she gets spot struggle which happens most of the time with another suzuka in the lobby. The main takeaway is that spot struggle requires being close enough so you can't just throw in a random Suzuka and expect a high power/wit Suzuka to die automatically.
>>551659162>that umaoo bannerhehe
>>551658993there's probably a hidden debuff mutliplier like lowering your uma's stats this mode is infuriating
>>551658926my favorite variation of the jealous uma seething is the one with daiichi ruby where traina gets a marriage interview letter from a billionaire family so he thinks it's a scam and throws it in the trash bin (it was ruby's)
>>551656601i'm just surprised Golshi is number 2. Guess longslop really got to me
>>551659412AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>551659158Rice did when she kept failing racesRice did when I got 3 of her instead of umas I really wantedRice did when she has such an ugly design
>>551659472Foreshadowing
>>551658993I'm just running level 4s, not worth scuttling the whole run because of late/rushed memes
are there people here attracted to actual horses, or it's just me to discredit these threads?
>>551659715Horses aren't real anon.
>>551659412>even has jiggle physics
>>551659586>Rice did when I got 3 of her instead of umas I really wantedYou too huh?I like Laisu but the constant spooks are getting to me.She even popped my A rank cherry...
>>551659715there was a guy who shared a video of him fucking a horse last week
>>551656601Girls with normal hair colors are the best.El Condor about to Pasa that Red Nature.
>>551659715Before christmas we had a bit of mareposting... Might have been falseflagging though
Sekai saikyou deeeees
>>551656601I stopped playing for like 2 years otherwise Rudolf would be much higher.
>>551656601I believe in Oguri Cap
I think Fuji should be beaten up for coming up with this "event"
20 SHOWTIME RUNS IN DA JAR
>Fuji event>no Fuji star piece
>>551659940It does seem very lazy and retarded, I just put on challenge level 2 because that doesn't seem to have much of an impact and I'll probably get all of the good rewards by the end of the event
>>551659489Ruby is cute after all
Can I get some Creek porn
>>551660239I love her laughs so much.
So is Helios story basically being a cuck as she tries to fuck Ruby?
I need some guidance on what to pick with the voucher AND the ssr shard.I have MLB Kitasan, LB2 Super Creek and no Fine Motion. Should I use the voucher and shard to MLB SC? Maybe use the voucher on FM?
Only CUMA dancho can save us from the botpocalypse
>>551660159Lvl 3 is a sweet spot. Lvl 4 is for ace runs
>>551660208well since you asked so nicely
>>551660239She looks like a scavenger in fallout.
>>551660441
>>551660390If you're desperate MLB SC if not wait for FineMo rerun and decide by then
>>551660441>,
>>551660390>0lb speed Golshi >2lb guts yeppers>3lb SSR wit DoberBwo...
>>551660441Me on the right.>>551660535>tfw ex gf mom looked kinda like Fuji >tfw fapping to her is bringing back memories
>>551660380Helios's sense of love and self is akin to a elementary-middle school crush. tldr of her career is helping her mature past that.she flirts with (You) if you get her hot spring ticket
do i need 150 star pieces to summon an uma?
>>551659489
>>551660596Is the rerun anytime soon? I only have 5k carats right now.>>551660640That's life, I've only played a lot during launch and now I usually only do the daily login because i'm super busy.
>>551660695For3 stars yeah
>>551660836>I usually only do the daily login because i'm super busy.Mambro...
hachimi still works with global?
>>551659489I want a fanart where Ruby sees her trainer give up
How do I link a private match lobby to club chat...
>>551660441>no bush
>>551660818Curren-chan would post lewds for views.Curren-chan would have an umafans page because she loves the attention
>>551661000
>>551660390Use the voucher to get SC to LB3 and save the crystal.Creek's powerspike comes at LB3 and while you will get even a better card at MLB you're better off saving up that crystal so you can get the Tachyon card MLB'd right away in a couple of months with the 2-3 crystals you will have saved by then. Your carats will thank you.And Creek can spook you on the free card gibs that you get from time to time. I have her too at 2LB from these gibs spooks.
>>551660836>Is the rerun anytime soon? I only have 5k carats right now.2 months from now on
>>551660239made for full nelson
>>551660813that's really cute, I like that one
>>551661029No she wouldn't.
>>551661010how's this? doesn't seem to be a lot of Creek bush art.
>>551647714>>551649031I'm gonna to cum raw inside of this Uma all night long
>>551660813Translate it you miserable weeaboos.
I wish they accually started aggressively doxxing the botters I want to see a melty that rivals the cuma debacle only time will tell
W-What happens if you get Dodging Danger as a single skill, and not with Prudent Positioning combo?
is this card important, should I save its rerun? I only have Riko's card at level 30
>>551661387I don't know why he isn't even doing it yet when the /uma/ Club danchou himself is asking, begging even, for him to do it so he could nuke his botters for newer honest members
>>551661348
>>551661349
>>551661207nta but nice bush, suffers from the issue that 90% of creek art has though, where her tits just look like comically large water balloons, most artists ought to be burned at the stake
>>551660441Me on the right.>>551648620A good mom voice. Strikes the perfect balance between cute, maternal, and comforting without being too sultry.I have masturbated to it.
>>551661207based
>>551661475she'll stop being relevant when the new scenario comes out which is late feb/early march
>>551661431this was a bad filename but idk what else to go with
>>551661001There should be a "share to club" button somewhere
>>551661475nah, save for Tachy or Maru speed
>>551661534...Teeth?
>>551661475Honestly the rare version seems good enough to run in unity cup and after other career modes come out even the SSR one won't be that good compared to more universal cards
>>551661541>>551661550>>551661349sus
>>551661685Anon must have MTLd it because "ha" does mean teeth but obviously in this context its just "huh?"
>my teio dies in front of the finishuh that's odd lets check the teams>there are two NN in the lobbyfuck off!
>>551648620Super sweet and motherly, with the right amount of playfulness.tfw ywn get a handjob from mommy creek as she's tucking you into bed and telling you what a good boy you are
>>551661437you push out and never in.
>>551661685Ha(歯) can also mean "Teeth" in Japanese
>>551661776yeah it's literally just google image translate
>>551661776>must have MTLdcan you not immediately tell anon just clicked to search on google then clicked translate and screenshotted?
I'm new, what's the most important card to get in the next months? I already got kitasan black mlb
>>551661781is that 3D King halo?
>>551662049pitasan white blm
I wish I got child bride topgun when I had the chance
I watched Lovcen's race from yesterday again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpP09ZvEywo. I totally missed the maneuver where he sidestepped the brock wall and surged to get the win. I'm for sure paying attention to this guy now.
Front Taiki attempt, unfortunately got jack mid-race skill hints so had to get the golds
I will have you know all my fans are 100% true and honestly earned. If it turns out my RIVAL has been botting this entire time I would feel utterly devastated.
>>551660973This one?
>>551661781Kingu doesn't look first-rate today...
>>551661112>>551661129Thanks bwos.
>>551662203love lovcen
>>551662049besides Kitasan there's no other singular cardyou want good MLB SRs and second best card is usually Super Creek or Finemo but it depends on your target and playstyle
I want to brush Stego's tail
>have decent potential ace run>get tissues>get slackerI fucking hate this game
>>551661531There still hasn't been a single proof that anyone in /uma/ club is botting btw, only umao so far.
>>551662361>Super Creekis she getting a rerun?
>>551662425Kawada is shitting himself, he knows what's coming
>>551662496yeah, in 9 months
>>551662585What a cute horse
>>551662425>>551662539it's gonna be funny if it happens again
>>551662443AlmondLove too >>551642053The total count matched when it was posted. This is the current one
>>551646797sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
do you guys own umamusume figurines(not the sega ones but actual scales)? im poor af so i dont have any
>>551662941ass wonderher ass is a wonder
>Mejiro Ryan doesn't even get a single panel or mention in the final chapterSo she loses the Arima Kinen at the end of chapter 209. And then nothing. There's no panel or page dedicated to how she felt losing. No Oguri shaking her hand or anything. She's just gone.
>>551662941Guess you could say you've got an ASS HUNGER for Grass Wonder
>>551662848oh is that what the recent commits were for? that’s really funny actually
>>551662443I only read moege!
>the botting scandal is ONE guy in umaooo MAYBE>MAYBE one in AlmondLove too if it isn’t just shitposting at this pointWow /uma/, incredible news.
>>551663078Cesario loveCesario wife
>>551663003Good. Ryan is ugly and deserves nothing.Boys don't belong in girls sports.
>>551662942not figures but i really want this plushie and can't find it in stock anywhere
>>551663078Are absolutely crazy bitch? That's exactly what it means. We're just a trainer and trainee.
>>551663003The last arc was really rushed in many aspects. Feels like the artist just wanted to get it over. I can understand not wanting to spend too much time with Oguri's jobber arc even the last race was really short.
>no long sparkThe grind continues.....
>>551663253why doesn't the bigger uma eat the smaller uma
>>551663253My wife is so cool and autistic...
>>551663273They were trying to finish it so it lined up with the arima kinen. Same with the anime season.
>>551656601Just wait until I get TM Opera O
>>551663253Cows do like Rob Roy.
>>551662941very puffy
>>551663253i wanna manhandle that donkey
>>551662242Yeah and I just like fanarts like those in general.
>no matter what I do or how hard I train my umas never consistently win lobbies >The ones I think are superstar champions preform like shitThe longer this game goes on the worse I feel I'm getting at it...
>>551663273>>551663397They really should've just have the Arima Kinen arc end the same week as the real Arima Kinen if they really wanted to do that. Here hoping to volume chapters/anime expanding on the ending
>>551663078Forgive me Kurisu...
The GOAT and FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
>>551662291they really nailed sil looking inbred
But Rice is a good girl
>>551663640Wrong
>>551663397Honestly just a retarded decision. I'm sure 99.9999% of the fanbase wouldn't have minded if the show or the manga didn't line up with Arima Kinen IRL. Both the show and the manga suffered in pacing as a result of this decision. CG's ending was good, but it could have been great if they didn't try to shoehorn this attempt at timing the ending to coincide with a real life race.
/uma/ I'm desperate how do I acquire a Luna wife and Teio daughter?
>>551656601Seiun my beloved.
I’m hungry…
>>551663640More like FRAUD
>>551663253Roy's faucet knobs hair accesories...
>>551663824Kidnap and groom a pair of Japanese 3 year old girls
Almondancho privated the onlyfans until the botter comes out or we snitch on him...
>>551663848what went so right?
>>551663824I HATE THIS RUDOLPH!!!
>>551663834Danchou, this is the one, the botter.Make him an officer.
>>551664061get a job
>>551663224That's no standard trainer contract she's holding.
>>551656601>all those replies with goldshitgoldshitdaiwadaiwafake fans the lot of you>>551656720kek
>>551662719Let's think about lovey dovey stuff for once..
*wins*
I spend more time in lobbies than in career
>>551663824>charismatic, passionate, dedicated to her community, with a sense of humor and virtueThis woman does not exist
>>551664194>new>new>new >newthanks for telling the group you hate your umas
>>551664129I'M ON KRIS S BREAKI HATE TANUKI RUDOLPH
>>551659412>that funny chill walk>the happy smile while eating>all the tit and belly wigglythis game can be so fucking great sometimes its all so amusing
Sigh.
>>551663253Kris S is so cool..
>>551664397Just get lucky bro
>>551664332I hate the ones that aren't my precious wife luna, tachy is only useful for parent faggotry.
>>551664686is CB ok
>>551664123I'm not a botter and already an officer. If anything, I've been slacking this month pretty hard and gotta pick up the pace.
I just woke up and feeling fresh, even tho I had so many drinks last night. Drinking water inbetween does help
>>551663640Hey, click this for me. I want to see something
FUCK FRONTPIGGIES
Name the botters.
So, if umas are all girlsAnd they become mothersTehy could be called umamamas?
>>551664841AAAAIIIIIEEEEE
>>551664841based
good evening anons, how are you doing
OissuNice nature dess
>>551664887and what do we do with umamas?>>551665025rice would read that>>551665047STOP BREAKING MY FUCKING RIBS HOLY SHIT YOU STUPID COW
>Scraped together 1,5k Carats after emptying my savigns on Kitasan rerun banner>"Man, I should start saving. The All-Uma banner is gonna drop relatively soon.">Kitasan banner is still there and I need one more copy for MLBTalk me out of it Anons
>trying to make a sick bakushin>top 4 parents are pace chasers>huh that's odd>seiun parents with sprint sparks dont exist (which makes sense I guess but not even grandparents)>her gold skill doesn't even really work since you need oonige for it to be reliableN-no.... what.... bakushin... isn't fast... she's not a frontrunner...?
>>551664887If you wanted to refer to one while speaking in the second person, you’d sayYou, umamama.And if they were some sort of cryptid, You, UMA umamama.
>>551665167You selector? How far are you from sparking?
>>551665167if you have the ticket or the crystal, just use them, get off the ledge, anon
anyone else looking forward towards sprintKINO?is it time for the bakuSWEEP?
>>551665025I'm doing fine, my father disowned me
>>551665104we turn them into happy umamas!
>>551665167you're not getting kitasan or the all uma banner with 1.5k caratswhat did you use your ticket and crystal on? why didn't you save for kitasan? anon?
>>551664805oh hey I’ve missed asking you questions in club chat but you helped me figure out so much already I felt bad to keep tagging youdanchou’s been asking for proof of any botters but I don’t think we have any
>>551665349>penguins are known for shitting on their babies
Please describe sex with Golshi
you must perform umarriage
>>551664397Play the game. It's very hard I know.
Do I suck or is Falco's year 1 in aoharu really hard? No one else has to do 2 races in jr. year and it seems like if your unity trainings are mediocre you can't win top on the first TT race.
>>551664850Fuck them you say? Don't mind if I do
>>551665167you're a casual, you don't need cards just roll for every single uma banner you see and never save
>>551665289>no sprint parents anywhere>bakushin will just choke to maruzensky or smart falconehis nishino flower going to be out by then?
There are some umas who I want to give a swirlie and stuff in a locker. I don't know how to stop feeling this way for them. Chrono Genesis is one of them.
I'm a botterI'm not autistic enough to let it run for hours on endAll I use it for is to do annoying dailiesIf danchou hates me for this then so be itIf he doesn't care then all the betterHe will never find out tho
>>551665468Shattered pelvis, exploded prostate.
>>551665531unity top choice is overrated
>>551665310Isn’t that a prerequisite to post on this site?
>>551665628nah she comes out later
>>551665681But then you'll get gaped by the turf queens in the final race
How do I stop frontfags >No fronts or maybe 1 I win>3 - 4 I lose >Double dom and all my umas have additional front debuffs
>>551665483Based brian chad, except if you're the yuri faggot then DIE.>>551665458Keeps them warm. Two birds with one stone.
>>551665787top 10 rank is fine
I would do unspeakable things to Eishin Flash’s shoes.
>>551665818Get in front of them
>>551665639i think you're just ontologically evil, anon. nothing you can do about that, just acknowledge your reality and move on with life
>>551665818Seems like you're now lacking a honse that could win after building those debuffers/hybrids
>>551665912DO NOT MUN MUN SHOES!!!>>551665795Waifufag artists will be the death of me
>>551664994I want to have sex with Satono Diamond's cleavage>>551665919NO NOT THE SLEEVE! AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>551665531falco suffers in unity in general because she has the most race-heavy career in the game.it was awesome in URA finale because story races are just free stats/skillpoints since they dont drain your energy, but unity cup means she's always behind
>>551666063
>>551666067cute spotted
name a better feeling
>>551663880Stfu, you always hungry.
>>551665271>>551665281Don't have a selector, I took a several months long break so maybe that's why, I had to spark to get my first Kitasan card and then 50 pulls after that to get my second so I used the crystal to bump up to LB3>>551665360>or the all uma banner with 1.5k caratsDuh. I was gonna save up for it. If I can't reach pity for that banner then I wasn't gonna bother in the first place
>take my oshi off my home screen once to see her events>my eyes naturally catch her at really tiny anglesWHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE FALCO
>>551665483>>551665847Is she getting a banner any time soon? I need to complete the student council team
>>551666378Brian + Seiun get a rerun banner sometime next year
>>551666374Bird
>>551666067Is this AI? I think about it any time it's postedthe pic has no noticeable flaws but I swear it has that "AI art-style"
>>551666374i spent 5 hours of an afternoon just refreshing the home screen and trying to get all of Taishin's events, also had to do the same for Tickezo and Biwa just in case Taishin was in them. I don't really regret it though, I'd do it all over again for her
>>551666374Staying away from you
>>551665363Hey! I'm glad I could help! Feel free to ask in the club if you got any questions. I'm sure there're more people willing to help out and I try to check the chat daily too.
Cute boy gets boy cuties
>>551666262Fuckin idiot cant even stay standing
>>551666273I want to play goo goo babies in public with Creek
>>551666763>boyyou can just say you're gay, anon, it's okay
DAMN I'M SO FUCKING POPULARI SOMETIMES GET LIKE 10 FRIEND POINTS IN THE MAIL, MY MLB RICE SHOWER DOING NUMBAS
>>551666603
Since we have 4 flat liners, it's fine if I miss 2 days to spend time with someone, right danchou?
>>551664314My careers take well over an hour because I can't stop shitposting and doing jiggies. All of my umas hate me and constantly yell at me while I stand there staring off into space instead of handing them their practice itinerary.
>>551666995No. Get to work.
>>551666887Same, my Rice has been making numbers too for a while.
Considering I only have a good ace (a pretty decent smart falcon) and my other aces are late surger gamblers that honestly never manage to beat my own front even when she loses... should I bring this failed daiwa just to boost my current front in case there arent other fronts and drop one of the gamblers?
>Mega bricked run gets 5 groundwork hints from 1 inspoName a worse feeling
>It's one of those careersWhy did I even bother
she may not be the best, but shes my mcqueen, ready for cm8 alongside a ryan, and soon to be a dober for the mejiro squad
>>551667118god I really fucking want to do a jiggie
>>551667192hehe....
>>551667182>still groundwork grinding a week before 2025just take the falco card and deal with the stat loss big dog
>>551667294I'm playing Falco....
>>551666887If there is a quick way to purge followers I'd like to know
Gentlemen. Dirt.
>>551666867Everyone is gay for Fuji
>>551667392sort by last logged in and kill anyone that didnt log in the past 100 days
>>551666210NOOOOO! HEL
HOOOOOOOEEEEEEEHHH LE UMADOOOOOOL STAR EMOTICON LE FAN CONCERTS!!! LE FAN PROMISE!!! GET ZERO GET ZERO MANNAKA MEZASE GO TO TOP HOOEHH UMADOLLLLLLLL LE DIRT KINO!!! MINNAAAAAAAAA LE MY UME IS TOP UMADOL UMADOL UMADOL SUMARU FARUGO!!! MINNA HHHOOOOOOEEHHH ARIGATOU!!! MINNA FANSTACHI! FALCOTACHI NO KACHI! IM FRONT RUUUNNNNINGGGGG! SPARKLY STAR EMOTICON STARDOM! HOOOOEHHHHH UMADOL STAR EMOTICON FALCOTACHI HOEEEEEEEEEEEH
>>551667239Here's fourhttps://jiggie.fun/umajig
>>551667192>Immediately job at Japan Cup>Get slackerThe "bad seed" hypothesis is real.
It's been a while since I've heard HOEEEEHHH ARIGATOU. When does she say that again?
>>551667443Hmm, seems interesting, but I would need some convincing.
>>551667371I want Falco to look at my penis like that
>>551667213I got this Teio today which I'll probably run this CM since I still want to get a better Rudolf as my main aceSoulful teams > metafagging
>>551667951Winning unity
It's kind of funny how much /uma/ likes falco when she is like top 3 most hated-on characters in japan
>>551668118I do not believe this misinformation.
Star blossom manga is some depression kino. Cant wait for laurel to finally win
>>551667169I showed you my glue pls anons respond
latechuds... how do we win this CM? NSM isn't working anymore...
>>551668118bullshit
>>551667983Dozo.
>>551668268>>551668354someone post it for these newcuties
>>551666067>silence suzuka of dirt>can’t even attract her toreina
>>551668053>CM7You need more accelerations than Head-On
>>551668118I only like her because she's a dirt horse and I desperately need one for TT
Can somebody explain this one to me?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GqqR4MoY2xUholy shit she's fat
If you think about it, uma families probably get subsidies from the government to support their diets. A normal working wage definitely can't sustain the amount of food they need to eat. I bet there's a lot of tension between uma families and human families.
>>551650571>mambros still dont know I’m just using a different bothehe
>>551668608The government is run by Umas
>>551668561Killer Troons has a chance of activating just right before the late-race and straightaways can activate at late-race
>>551668608if the money really goes to food I doubt it
>>551650571The botmaker wouldn’t know anyways if you didn’t update the bot within the last day
IT'S ABOUT TO BE THE SENIOR YEARTHIS HAS HAPPENED TWICE NOWHOW THE FUCK IS FINE MOTION "META" WHEN SHE NEVER FUCKING APPEARS
>>551656601Oguri Fat is about to pass my wife and there's nothing I can do about it.
>>551668775I don’t think I’ve updated the bot at all for like a month or two unless it auto updates have I been missing features besides the spyware
>>551668804>He fell for the Fine MemetionLet me guess, you targeted her while rolling your account too, didn't you?
>>551668397Bring me MORE dirt G1s.
>>551667157Hmm, nyo
AHHHHSHE HAS 250 LESS SPEED THAN ME WHY IS THIS LITTLE GERBIL SO FAST
>>551669056Test them on lobbies 10x before deciding. Don't decide just with umalator
>>551668684A human woman runs the URA association. Umas aren't running shit.
>>551668696So is number 2 glue then? She didn't finish the event line for KT.
>>551668848>and there's nothing I can do about it.Train your wife more you retard
>>551668330Why not just remake the Daiwa?
>>551669254>he thinks anime lore matters>he thinks screenshots from a stream fag matter
I'm C rank...but it IS daydreamers....
>>551668608Human athletes don't eat comical Umamusume quantities of food, but they eat multiple times the amount of daily calories( 6k-10k depending on sport), with a higher percentage of that being protein than a normie diet. Civilian umamusume with regular jobs don't eat like the ones we see in the anime, especially not Special Week or Oguri.
>kitasan human rights bill passes>my deck falls into place>runs feel effortless>hit god rolls on my favorites, win careers with my hands shaking because i think i just created something unstoppable>enter practice lobbies>literally 0% wr>almost every lobby gets stomped by a maruzensky thats part of a double or triple front teamIs there something I could do better? This is the team I was hoping to use... I thought Opera would be carrying me but she preforms terribly actually, like 5th or 6th place. Fuku is my best preformer in that she actually lands in the top 3 sometimes. Suzuka just eats shit to another oonige every single time. I don't know what to do...
Doxdev please, at least leak if sloptubers are botting...
>>551668804I'm convinced Fukukitaru is the best wit card for now and any Fine Motion propaganda is by people who wasted their rolls on her
>>551669381Ran out of borrows and time
>>551669460if its brown it bots
>>551669443lobbies are tryhard modeyou will get to A Finals easy
>>551669418YEEEAH ALWAYS BULLY DAYDREAMERS
>>551669296>https://jiggie.fun/umajigBut she's a god awful parent for anyone but the sprinters and Oguri is one of the best parents in the game. I can't do CM or even TT without training Oguri
>>551669517It’ll probably be fine for day 1, just wait to queue for a while
>>551666995Never post not canon art of my wife with a nigger again
>>551669443Try an Opera with more Wit I guess? If you trigger more skills you have a better chance at luckshitting a win against whales with even better stats than yours
Everyone kept saying that NSM is bad this CM but all the wins I've been seeing from lobbies are either oonige Suzuka or those who managed to proc NSM.Did I get gaslit again
any hakuraku users want to catbox their room match folder for statistical anal
>>551669443Suzuka without medium S and concentration is actually glue.
>>551669721How do we tell him bros?
>>551669721why specify "not canon"do niggers even exist in umaland, does Narita have official artwork featuring any male at all?
Are ya having fun, /uma/?
>>551669443Your Opera needs more wit and more mid race skills so she can fight for 3rd-4th place and maybe catch up to dying fronts
>>551669443Restart does nothing btw>no Taking The Lead
>>551669835https://exhentai.org/s/35eeabc263/3695286-1>>551669986I am, not playing the game.
>>551669838>last CM>"NSM is bad guise">every room winner had NSM>every CM winner had NSM>current CM>"NSM is bad guise">every room winner (except Suzuka but she doesn't count) has NSMnah this time it sucks bro
>>551669848I'd also like to get large data samples, unfortunately mine is just 100 something, most of it Libra runs, and I don't know a way to batch anonymize it
>>551669939>WhyNiggers don't exist in Umamusume world, only caramel skin Umas existTopRo is seen with her trainers in the canon art, she had two, following the IRL events of TopRo the horse who had different trainers
>>551669939He’s fine with Narita canonically slinging BBC daily (which she regularly does), just not when it’s out of character for her, which is honestly fair
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>>551670237how about just send to me
>>551669986I'm testing lobbies while drinking. Some of the results are fun to watch like the dueling ones
>>551669939>do niggers even exist in umaland
>>551670446this disgusting BITCH didnt wash her hair OR HER FUCKING TIAL FOR MONTHS
DON'T LOOK
Where do you even find these testing lobbies?Like just going by selection bias, people bothering to test their umas for this are way more tryhard about CMs than like 99% of the playerbase
R riko is such a meme lmaoshe was unironically BETTER before they gave her the 5th hangout since you need to finish it for the post-career stats
>>551670624…here, anon. People post codes for them here.
>>551670540thats hot
>>551670302go back to /pol/ you subhuman sea brown retard obsessed with brainrot
>>551670624/uma/ and the larger sloptube discords are the only places I know to find them.
>>551670624I just host on public. Most of the trainers that are joining are those with S rank above honses so I'll know how far I'll fare when I meet one during CM
S I G H
>>551670224I lost last CM to someone with Nimble Navigator while I had NSM
Suzuka, what are you looking at?..
Nvidia will save us from Sweepy
>>551670581I don't give a SHIT what Mambocord does, hush>>551670624here and random room matchesalso remember they're equivalent to the hardest A finals umas you'll find, not representative of round 2 and definitely round 1 matches
>>551670750Can you insult me some more? That was hot
