Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[DECEMBER] Next major episode update is still many months ahead, and development information will continue to be sparse due to spoilers. A few new images and a new cutscene have been shared.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/496087542571991439# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>551355018
sistertitty
Any suggestions for New Year-themed drawings?
>>551671725nemlei and her husband (secretly brother)
Cuties
>>551672537
Threadly reminder Ashley is for ROUGH ANAL
>>551671429>pierced earsdisgusting. Ashley's ears are pure and intact
>>551672834Anal should be done slowly and carefully, with firm deep pressure to ensure both of you enjoy it.
>>551672939Its not done for pleasure, its for CORRECTION of that little BRAT!
Mood
>>551671281
>>551673347Women become much more compliant with a gentle press of the reset button. Back in the day orgasms were prescribed to cure hysteria, clearly they were onto something the human consciousness has forgotten.
>>551671820Finnish tradition of melting tin on a spoon, then dunking it in water and looking at the shape it formed to predict the participant's fortune.
Confess your sins, /calg/
>>551673590I am firmly convinced that's what modern women need to stop being so bitchy.
>>551673551that one anon from the last general
>>551674127I mean, try thinking of it from your perspective. How upset can you actually be if your sister proceeds suck your dick so powerfully your ears whistle and you're left shooting blanks for two days?
>>551673993I still havent played the game, but have read spoilers for like 90% of the story. Is the salavation for my soul, father Andrew?
>>551673551Jingle bellsBatman smellsTar posters went away (hey!)
They're telling me it was a beautiful turnout. It really was. We're gonna have a fantastic year. We have a fantastic year coming up. You know, never in our country have we had devlogs like has taken place over the last 12 months.
>>551674343You know what...? You're right, I'd probably not give a fuck about her ruining my life if she could milk me that good.
I got my hands on a drawing tablet. Still can't draw, but that hasn't stopped me before. I might draw some more of the quarantine 4koma I used to do, if anyone remembers that.What was this game about again? I haven't played it in so long, there was something about siblings kissing?
>>551674314Lmao yeah, that's me. I'm still sick as a dog. I think my sister poisoned me
>>551675346Last time I checked, it was about some depressed guy asking a mage to help him fall in love with a wacky cast of toys living in snow sprite Hyperborea.
>>551675346Cute
>>551675346>there was something about siblings kissing?Nah, wrong game. This game is all about Lobotomydrew.
>>551675596*ahem*
>>551675650I want a mod about Ashley having to take care of the brother who once protected her in childhood after he suffered a devastating brain injury while escaping the apartment out the window, who now blindly trusts everyone and has forgotten his jaded outlook on life. She has to tard wrangle him safely to their parents' house, and quickly realizes he's going to get them both jailed or killed if she doesn't step up as the protector this time.Coming 2027.
>>551676137This Julia is making me feel encouraged.. I don't know why....
>>551673551At this point you are arranging these intentionally
https://x.com/mismispink/status/2004989407032733963
Is it wrong if I like Ashley's boots so much?
>>551675542that's because you mounted her furniture without mounting her
>>551675542>I think my sister poisoned meShe knows what you did on the shower and is taking her revenge.Joking aside, that's a serious accusation, do you really think she could have done that?
>>551675989Candy Scabs never gets this uppity! Fine.The cast is then forced to appease a demon who has set up shop in their town to collect human sacrifices and has started a turf war with the Void and her brood of nightmares.
>>551676359She believes in you!
>>551676137Hussy
>>551676632Typo or /fa/?
>>551676632They are kinda funny....You didn't make a typo, did you?
>>551675596>>551676769But all he ever wanted was a bouncy ball.
>>551677207/fa/ truly, they drive me crazy and I have no idea why.>>551676974I want a Burial route where Andrew decides to literally serve Julia's head to Ashley in a silver platter, thinking its gonna make me happy only to unnerve Ashley with how far Andrew has degenerated by her side!
>>551677379But he got something even better: gun-toting cats!
>>551677454>I want a Burial route where Andrew decides to literally serve Julia's head to Ashley in a silver platter,And you'll keep wanting forever
>>551677364Ashley's books?
>>551677454Maybe it's the pom poms on her boots that make them look cute and feminine.
Black mold poisoning Ashley, I guess.https://x.com/MarziaFemboy/status/2004777980246331502
>>551676760>She knows what you did on the shower and is taking her revenge.God, I hope not. I'd actually kill myself>do you really think she could have done that?No, I'm just kidding. It's probably just a big coincidence
>>551677454>I want a Burial route where Andrew decides to literally serve Julia's head to Ashley in a silver platter, thinking its gonna make me happy only to unnerve Ashley with how far Andrew has degenerated by her side!Sane Burial Ashley is unnerved by thisQuestionable Burial Ashley has sex with Andrew right on Julia's remains as they get soaked in blood
>>551678042>this post is from an account you blocked>it's dogshithyup
>>551677454>>551677878I'll explain it by pulling an explanation from my ass: they're extremely unique. Raised heals, cinched at the ankle with fluffy pom-balls, wide cuffs. They're extremely Ashley boots. Her entire outfit is like this, a black shirt that shows off her neckline and cleavage which looks simultaneously sophisticated and just a little slutty juxtaposed against utilitarian (Denim or Khaki, not sure) shorts that show off her legs but are otherwise completely unremarkable beyond the fact that they completely contradict her top, and then to top it off her boots don't fit neatly into any one specific category and are probably just something like Coffinish equivalent of Ugg boots. In short: they have a ton of personality and don't fit neatly into one's expectations, like Ashley.
>>551678042kek its totally in character for Ashley to take you with her.>>551678423>Sane Burial Ashley is unnerved by this>Questionable Burial Ashley has sex with Andrew right on Julia's remains as they get soaked in bloodThis, this is what I want!
>>551678337How sick are you anon? Perhaps enough to be staying in bed so that your sister would take care of you and bring you stuff?
>>551678042Parasite-infected Ashley was right there.
>>551679040Extremely well put anon, there is something fascinating about how Ashley dresses which I couldn't quite put my finger on, but you summed it up perfectly.
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>551674373Suicide.
>>551673993Sometimes (not always, but sometimes) in these threads I referred to my girlfriend as my sister. We get a weird satisfaction from thinking of each other as siblings even though we are not. Being cursed with siblinglessness, we make do with what we can.I do kinda feel bad about potentially skewing the perception of how many people have sisters on /calg/ so I try to do it less often now, and for what it's worth I didn't lie on the census.
>>551674373Trying anal (thanks).
>>551677379And you sir, know ball.
>>551679175Sick enough to feel like shit. Not sick enough to be away from my computer
Were too late for the last thread to point it out but>>551646009THERE ARE TWO ROACHES HERE NOW. THEY'RE GROWING, AND THEY WILL SHOOT NEMLEI LIKE THEY SHOT SANTA CLAUS.CLOSE THE GATES!
>>551679639This is what Andrew sees when his body temperature surpasses 39°C
>>551679175You don't understand do you? That thiuposter is a lost cause, long lost. He is already one of the faggotest most fruity gays in this very general and he has crippling depression. No amount of cute sisters could absolve a brother like this, he's gone!
>>551682326Stay in bed, resort to phoneposting, and ask your sister to make and bring stuff for you. You spent a day making her furniture, you deserve it.>>551682674This is just a normal Andrew dream period, no fever needed
>>551682832I am NOT gay and have not been diagnosed with depression!
>>551683383Except it was Ashley pegging Andrew
>>551673551Hoping to be able to use this in a few days
>>551672834 #You mean joyous and enthusiastic anal with ending up exhausted after an hour of switching between the holes, with proper preparation beforehand so that the smell doesn't get so bad that you can't do it anymore?
>>551683474>not diagnosed with depressionStolen valor!
>>551683363>You spent a day making her furniture, you deserve it.I'm just happy to be useful for my sister
>>551683661>forgets pic the first time>leaves the # the secondThis is the part where you commit ritual suicide in shame.
>>551683804It can't be stolen, I never claimed to have it
>>551673551What I would give...
>>551683861That's great anon, but has she been doing anything nice to you in return?
>>551683474I dunno man. I think if the most prominent doctor/surgeon/organ donor in Coffinland says you are a faggot with depression, that's as good as a formal diagnosis.
>>551684259>but has she been doing anything nice to you in return?She said thank you when I finished
>>551682506Why would we shoot a fellow Mongol?
>>551683894Meh, it's not that bad, otherwise I would've attached one of those edits of Coffin busts with a rope and exclaim it. I've accidentally fucked up spoilers too many times to care about small shit like that now.
>>551684324>trusting THE main guy on the ToxiSoda files
>>551684429Turkey is Greece #2 too. It was so good they made a second one.
>>551684617Sur Geonowtizberg? The Helsinki surgeon? No, are you sure we're talking about the same guy? I never heard about such a thing. With all respect, I think I would've heard of something like that on the news...
>>551684391I think it would be fair to say that she owes you a favor, ask her to do something for you (no, not a bj, too early for that)
>>551685254I don't like asking for favors. Really, I'm happy just to be useful.
>>551685462
>>551685462At least ask for a hot drink or something
shenanigans
>>551685462You're stupid. Ask for a hug/blowjob.
>>551686610>hug/blowjobAnon, those are not really interchangeable things...
>>551685930>>551686128>>551686610Why are you being so mean? Why do I HAVE to ask for something?
>>551686128This. Asking for tea or coffee is the most basic normal thing people who care about each other do. Especially someone who feels ill.
>>551686610he did get a hug, but it doesn't mean anything if you don't hold really tight and only let go when she wants to.
I do feel like my sister started being a little more respectful after I told her I'm not her chauffeur. But she's a cunt and that's the only kind of language she understands.
>>551681845a sister is a gf you don't want to, or cannot fuck. (mostly.)
>>551686947Because you overworked yourself doing physical labor for her and are now feeling ill. The least she owes you is a cup of tea with a plate of cookies or a piece of pie brought on a tray right to your bedroom.
>>551688049>cannot fuckWatch me.Or don't actually, shut the door.
>>551672834You mustn't be too rough with sisbutt, she might be discouraged from going through the back door in the future.
>>551688058I understand where you're coming from, but it's not like I helped her in exchange for anything. If she freely offered something, I would gladly accept it. But I don't want to demand something from her and make her feel like there's some price attached to the things I do for her. I put together that furniture for her because she's my sister, that's all there is to it.
>>551686947Μy bad anon, I forgot that your goal was to become "like Andrew"
What if Andrew Julia and Ashley just had a threesome
>>551690023Not even I know what I meant by that. I'm too sick to be typing, don't take that seriously
>>551690351WHEN YOU ARE SICK YOU ASK YOUR LOVED ONES TO MAKE YOU HOT DRINKS, THAT'S WHAT MY GF DID WHEN SHE HAD A COLD LAST WEEK
>>551690975I'M SCARED THAT IF I ASK FOR FAVORS FROM MY LOVED ONES THEY WILL THINK I AM A BURDEN AND HATE ME
Game about loving evil women that did nothing wrong.
>>551691181You seem to have self esteem issues. Trust me, no one who loves you will hate you for such small requests
>>551692541When did this become a psychoanalysis general? Can't we all just talk about how much we LOVE Thiu?
husbandrew
>>551692874I love Thiu. Does anyone else have a preference between them? I think Happy Thiu is annoying (and murderous, that's probably worse), but I'm a massive Sad Thiu fag.
>>551695105Sad Thiu has much more sovl than Happy Thiu
>>551695105Happy Thiu seems like a cool dude, but Sad Thiu makes me want to suck his cock and frot with him just to see him squirm
>>551688256>watch meexcuse me sir, are you committing incest?ah, no-it's just your girlfriend. carry on.
When he was 11 years old, Schiele moved to the nearby city of Krems (and later to Klosterneuburg) to attend secondary school. To those around him, Schiele was regarded as a strange child. Shy and reserved, he did poorly at school except in athletics and drawing, and was usually in classes made up of younger pupils. He also displayed a sexual interest in his younger sister Gertrude (who was known as Gerti), and his father once broke down the door of a locked room that Egon and Gerti were in to see what they were doing, only to discover them developing film. When he was sixteen he took the twelve-year-old Gerti by train to Trieste without permission and spent a night in a hotel room with her.Egon Schiele, Austrian painter, brother to three sisters.Disgusting degenerate or delphic superhero?
>>551692502My fellow momchad...
when is this incestslop getting finished
>>551679094This is a really nice graves family photo. Their oldest daughter seems really level headed.
Why does Nemlei insist on drawing such fuckable boys?
>roleplaying as women>lusting on boys >lusting on men>caps on posts>circlejerking A reminder that none of this turbo faggotry happens in the Renee threads. Momcest truly is the heterosexual route of this fandom.
>lusting on
>>551699771What else would you do if you could draw? The first original character I ever seriously sat down and designed is a cute boy. Nemlei is an expert pervert who sits down and draws 10/10 designs on the first try.
>>551700298Wow, these Renee threads sound awesome, you should stay there and never come back here again.
>>551700460Our fujoshi goddess Nemlei (pbuh)
>>551700298God is a fujo
>spread the sacred words
Reminder that SHITley lost to her mother and her superior mod.Reminder that Linux also lost.
Do you guys think they all take turns fucking Thiu?
>>551702568No, Yule gives off Homophobic vibes. Snowsprite village generally seems like a conservative ethnostate tbdesu
The great mogging.
Nemmy makin em seethe 24/7
I'm so glad that Nemlei created the most beautiful woman in all Indie games media. Thank you Nemlei for creating Renee.
>>551702524They don't need to be reminded. They just wish they could correct Ashley to be more like her mother than she already is.
>>551703361BULWARKnee.
What if Andrew was a homosexual?
>>551704514Andrew was made to be boykissed and he WILL go gay in one of the endings
Reminder that Renee is such wholesome protective mother that even in death, she provided her children food with her own body so that they won't starve to death. What an absolute SAINT!
>is such wholesome>so that they won't
>>551704514then that would solve all the problems with his sister
>>551705117>no arguments whatsoever AGAINYep. Another victory for Renee.
>>551705203>Ashley is so insufferable she ends up turning men gay Holy fucking grim.
>changed his post because he's scared of it being deletedKWAB
>>551705203(Andrew just read a 70-year-old book and wanted to flex how happy he is about his new vocabulary)
>>551705203What is blud doing there?
>>551703361
>>551705865She groomed him into thinking he's gay so she can have a gay best friend to help her get dates. Pure evil.
>>551706243Saved. Another ReneeGOLD to my collection.
>>551706574Why are brothers so susceptible to mental tricks?
>>551689924Don't let anyone get to you, this is the absolute correct mindset. Expectation of transaction destroys the whole point of a favor. We do nice things for cute sisters because they payment is their happiness.
I correctly predicted the devlog in December and now I also predict that there won't be one in January. Watch.
>>551705117>Retard comes here for attention>give it to himStop doing this. Don't ever do this.
>>551707762>I correctly predicted the devlog in DecemberI mean, this wasn't hard to predict. We're not getting anything until at least March
Has anyone in these threads actually had sex with their sister?
>>551708193Stop asking this question, uncle LEO.
>>551708193In my dreams
>>551708447did you cum
>>551708501Yeah
>>551707742They hate the doormat Onii-chan man
>>551709326Doing nice things for people you love is not being a doormat, and anyone who says otherwise is somebody not worth listening to.
>>551707590I fear they are, forgive me, completely retarded. The fact brothers are allowed into public unaccompanied is madness.
>>551709534When we win, brothers will be required to be escorted by their sister when in public
I'm in a jiggin mood. Anyone have a good image they want to jiggie?
>>551707762Oh yeah, wasn't there a drawfag who promised a reward for guessing correctly? Did they ever deliver?
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>551707762What's your prediction about which will come out first?
>>551713835The anons who voted for HL3 are joking, right? ...Right?
>>551713835I like Half Life, but I unironically look forward more to Coffin.
Removing her choker bauble really highlights how LONG her neck is. Giraffe neck
>>551714148It'll be a race though
>>551714885I see what you mean but I don't know why the bauble makes it less noticeable. But it does.
>>551714885Made to accommodate Big Brother Cock
>>551714960>I don't know why the bauble makes it less noticeable. But it does.Maybe that's why it's there. I feel like I've reverse-engineered Nemlei's decision making process.
>>551712826We're feasting!
>>551714885Throat is deep.
Please stop reminding me about Andrew's canonically large penis. I don't want to think about sucking his cock tonight
>>551716462Why do you think about Andrew's Awesome Fat Cock when you could be thinking about Ashley's Awesome Fat Tits???
>>551716462Think about sistertitty instead, fag
>>551716462You want to wait so you can think about it tomorrow?
>>551716529>>551716576If you want me to think about tits, talk about tits. But when you talk about Andrew's LARGE penis, all I can think about is kneeling in front of him with said cock down my throat as my body spasms a little from the discomfort and tears stream down my face while Andrew rests his hand on my head and calls me a faggot he's just using to forget about AshleyAnd I don't wanna think about that, because that'd be gay
>>551717068fag
>>551714148It's either Half Life hopium or Coffin doomium.
>>551717113Ok fine, I have to do EVERYTHING myselfI want to touch Ashley's boobs. And bury my face in them. And whatever else people do with boobs
nigger nigger nigger
>>551717673Ashley's tits are for nipple play.Andrew speaks of this.
>>551718217nipple play is super underrated because it takes a lot of time and effort, but spending a good half hour working them is a great sibling bonding experience.
>>551717068I don't understand why you would want to be used by Andrew as a warm hole. Why not imagine a sisterless Andrew who likes you?
>>551718472The answer to both of those is that I have a penis fetish and any fantasy involving Andrew is going to be one sided
>>551718721
>>551713835Episode 4. I recall reading that Half Life 3 is intended to complement the Steam Machine release. Don't know if that really is true, but it makes sense and given the current RAM market.....
>>551717068The true chad move is to fuck Andrew, while he fucks Ashley. You get the perfect voyeuristic like delphic experience.
>>551719247Unless the A.I. bubble bursts, expect Valve to keep shelving it.
>>551719348What if I want to be fucked by Andrew while fucking Ashley?
>>551719509I feel like Andrew would sooner kill you if you do that and rather let you fuck him instead.
>>551719698Yeah, that's fair. I'd rather not get involved, then. I'll settle for watching them fuck though binoculars from the apartment across the street
>>551719509Andrew's more likely to let you fuck HIM while HE fucks Ashley.
>>551720030This is all too much, I'll just see what Thiu is doing
>>551719957>"Hey, can we close the blinds tonight? I keep getting this weird feeling like I'm being watched, especially when we fuck.">"That's just Anon. He's harmless. Don't worry about him.">"You know him? Why aren't you making him stop?!">"Heh. Classic Anon.">"ANDREW!"
>>551720030Andrew fucks you while you eat Ashley out.
>>551722681I render legal services to the Graves to keep them out of trouble because I ship them and in return Andrew lets me watch
>>551724075So you work pro-boner?
>>551724913
Leybubu
test
>>551727058I'm conflicted between my hatred for these things and how funny it would be for this to be official merchandise.
>>551727854*cracks labudrew*
>>551702568Yule is homophobic Andrew is probably bicurious but wouldn’t do it
>>551728527>Andrew is probably bicuriousAndrew's sexuality is "Ashley and things that look like Ashley"
>>551728665>Andrew after seeing a particularly Ashley-shaped tree
>>551729676>Ashley, I've been arboring feelings for you
What kind of cigarettes do you think Andrew smokes? Filterless, mellow, full bodied, menthols?
>>551729760Kek, brilliant
>>551729760kys
>>551730223
>>551704514Total Ashley Depression
>>551704514>if
>>551731124The face of a totally trustworthy lawyer who definitely cares about his clients beyond their wallets
>>551673993I want the whole family to be happy.
Bite your sister
>>551735597look at them JUGS
>>551731346Not the whole family deserves happiness, you can't undo decades of damage to your children with an apology.
>>551736532I don't really like the word "deserve" anyway, it's a bad term.
>>551657885I was always around anon
>>551671281It saddens me whenever people say they are in a bad relationship with their sister or they don't like each otherSisters are such a cuties. She is my Alice, my Beatrice and I don't know how I would've managed without her
>>551714148HL3 isn't the meme it used to be 10 years ago. It's actually happening. Tons of evidence has been datamined and points to it nearing completion, in the same way that HLA was accurately predicated before it was officially announced. The consensus seems to be that it is expected to launch alongside the recently announced Steam Machine and would have been announced this year already had the RAM crisis not thrown a spanner into the works. We'll have to see how it goes but I still believe the first half of 2026 is a reasonable prediction.TCOAAL Episode 4, on the other hand, is harder to be optimistic about, especially with long periods of radio silence from Nemlei and the last devlog saying it's "still many months away". It took her 1.5 years to put out Episode 3, so at this rate we are looking at late 2026.
>>551738627Honestly being in a bad relationship with any immediate family member is sad, but siblings especially. Brothers and/or sisters close to you in age are your peers but with an additional connection of blood. In many cases they had the same childhood (unless separated), same schools, ran in adjacent circles, grew together, fought, argued, and played together almost every day. Even with a larger age gap, the older sibling isn't necessarily a parent, but a friend and mentor, younger siblings cannot help but look up to their elder one even if they're an objective failure.That, and sisters are really, REALLY fucking cute.
>>551738707Tcoaal Episode 4 and Half Life 3 are coming out the same day though, anon....
>>551739425>They're the same game
>>551738707I haven't been paying attention, so I didn't know there was hard evidence for HL3. That's exciting! I hope we get both games in good time.Back to the devmines, Nemlei. I bet my entire pride as a census participant on Episode 4 coming first.
>>551739697>Gman is Lord Unknown
Three 'shleyshttps://x.com/mismispink/status/2004170744348213415
>>551738707>HL3 isn't the meme it used to be 10 years ago. It's actually happening.BAHAHAHAHHAHA>he doesn't know
>>551707742You are completely right in that we do nice things for our loved ones because taking care of them brings us joy and not because we expect favors back. However, the anon's "they'll think I'm a burden and hate me" mindset isn't exactly healthy either. I know someone who would downplay how sick she feels so as not to be a drag but in reality she was only making things worse for herself that way and her fears that people would think less of her because she asked or didn't ask for something were unfounded. And for fuck's sake, asking for a cup of tea isn't asking for a transactional favor, it's just a nice thing family members do for each other.
>>551740319Nurseshley, Cultshley, and Cuteshley
>>551740319Ashley getting a job as a "nurse" in the Surgeon's operation is unironically a promising scenario. Sure, he nearly had her and Andrew starve to death, and they cost him an entire apartment building of organs, but if they can put it all behind them they could work together for mutual benefits. Ashley can procure an endless supply of mysteriously comatose bodies for the Surgeon to fuck around with and he in turn can use his connections to get her and Andrew legit-looking new IDs and protection from the law. There is probably a job for Andrew in this scheme too, hell, with his expertise with chopping up bodies he can even become the Surgeon's protege.
>>551738627>>551738926>sister passes by>go to make tea for her and mom>she shows up in the kitchen>"how are you Anon lately?">"fine">lots of silence>start feeling awkward>me: "is it freezing outside? cuz I sat inside all day">"no, it's only -2*C">"uh-huh">silence>she goes to the living room to talk to mom>I bring them the tea and fuck off to my roomAs you can tell we're very close. Very.
>>551740319Ashley missed shooting at the cops at close range, so she'd be a terrible shot
>>551742629Why don't you stay for tea with them??
>>551742496I'm 90% sure you just predicted Burial Insane's plotline...
>>551741046It's only fairly recently that my sister even dared broaching the idea of imposing upon me in any way, shape, or form of her own volition. I don't think it's healthy to burn yourself down to the wick for the sake of your family, but I do think that asking for something after doing a favor diminishes it slightly, within reason of course. Asking for tea or something doesn't even approach unreasonable, I just wanted to say that anon saying he doesn't want to taint a favor with the idea of "hey, I did this for you, the least you could do is get me a sandwich or something" is extremely noble.
>>551742928Because I would've been the third wheel listening to two women yap while I either play with my phone or stare blankly at one of them and creep her out.
>>551743072>Hey, what are you staring at>Nothing, because I'm retardedIt's easy to defuse any awkward situation if you're willing to push it to its illogical conclusion.
>>551742629I can't remember. Did the initial release of Ep. 3 fix "exists?"
>>551743173>either mom or my sister: "no don't say that!! there's nothing wrong with you Anon">get angry at her for lying and refusing to accept reality>start crying on Christmas day making both of them feel awfulThat's how your little joke would've played out. I'm a huge crybaby, if someone hugged me for more than a second I'd start crying so I end hugs instantly and keep my "conversations" (especially at work) to one word answers so I don't randomly burst into tears due to frustration or stress.
>When a gator kills a baby no one calls it a radical~>Cause it's obvious that all of them are dangerous animals~>The handwriting has been on the wall, clear and legible~>Now we got a muzzy turning fruits into vegetables~>It was a great night, it was homocaust~>Bonafide homocide, 50 lives lost~>No pulse, just blood on The dance floor~>Now the fags are more butthurt than before~
>>551743072Do you seriously not have any topics in common? Did you actually grow up together?
>>551743712Absolute banger
>>551743707Your family are the only people it is okay to break down and cry in front of. Well in most cases they are. I know family can be dicks sometimes. Either way man you need therapy.
>>551743707I'm sorry about what you're going through, anon.
>49 faggots and 1 dune coon~>Rig the SIG, pop the Glock and shoot for the moon~>Sandniggers pulling triggers yeah it's something to see~>They may be ignorant savages, but they're working for me~>That's right, 49 faggots and 1 dune coon~>Rig the SIG, pop the Glock and shoot for the moon~>Sandniggers pulling triggers yeah it's something to see~>They may be ignorant savages, but they're working for me~
>>551719247The Steam Machine is launching in the next 3 months. Do you believe the next Coffin episode will be out in the next quarter?
>>551743005>Alright, I'll have a deal with her. She can bring me fresh bodies and I'll see about those IDs. But what is it exactly that you do, Andrew?>I, uhh, make sure she stays out of trouble, and clean up the mess afterwards.>Hah. You are not very good at it then, are you? The investigation into your parents' disappearance found human remains in the drain and traces of blood all over the basement and kitchen.>(Oh shit...)>I must say though, it was pretty ingenious of you, using the blender. Tell me, did it feel good?>What?>Chopping up the bodies, extracting the organs, blending them up... It must have felt so... satisfying.>I guess it was a little bit... I mean they were pretty fucking horrible people.>That's not really what I meant. Never mind. Still, I see good potential here, Andrew. I might be able to teach you a thing or two...
>>551746357Now she can go where eagles dare!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ON8zNL3e7c
>>551747034>Yes, yes, yes! Please keep talking, this is good stuff!
>>551743712If I recall correctly the guy who wrote that one turned out be a closeted gay who was raised by lesbians. After he was accused of trying to groom boys he renounced racism and became a Catholic.
>>551742629>"is it freezing outside?>"no, it's only -2*C"But -2 literally is below freezing temp.
>>551746095>Steam Machine is launching in the next 3 monthsRumors are Valve is holding off on releasing until ram prices are more stable.
>>551748698It's not like they didn't know RAM prices were all kinds of messed up back when they announced it in October.
I saw Ashley Graves at a grocery store a while ago. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, "Oh, you mean like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but she kept cutting me off and going "Huh? Huh? Huh?" and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any hussie infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
HussyFloozieScarlet WomanMinxQueanSirenTrollopJezebelTrampChippieWenchDoxieHoochieVampTartStrumpetJadeSlag
>>551753334You called
>>551753649Cute floozies
Julia takes it up the ass
>>551715213
>>551735597By all means
>>551742629Retard. You just don't know how to make conversation, even when she tried to do with you. I'm such a non-entity to the people around me I would've definitely used that "how have you been doing lately?" desperately and build some sort of connection, especially considering it's family. My family doesn't give a shit about me. You people don't deserve relatives...
>>551755061Nigger.
>"My bad, Andrew..."
given the game's popularity with the female audience, do you think it will finally normalize cooking for your loved ones among younger women?
>>551755878Coffin is the big plan. Eventually it will make all society into a utopia. Just you wait.
>>551755878Like Ashley, those bitches can't cook.
>>551692502>did nothing wrong
>>551756472She can bake some mean oat cookies though
>>551755878Cooking is one of the most basic things anyone can do, really. So yeah?
>>551757713>Cooking is one of the most basic things anyone can do, really.nu-females cant do it even such basic things. and even if the could, displaying any sort of care and affection for their partner by cooking for them is a big nono for them because apparently its sexist or something
How do you plan on celebrating new years, /calg/?
>>551759452by getting piss drink alone and sleeping
>>551759452Probably playing board games and watching fireworks with my "sister" while being sad and dead inside because I don't have an actual real sister
>>551759452I don't know. I miss my sister
>>551748203Technically but you can walk outside in a sweatshirt cuz it's not cold, also the ground is warmer than the air so the rain puddles didn't even freeze. >>551755480>You just don't know how to make conversationNor do I want to make conversation, I just want to live in my head most days. Most days I wouldn't leave my room if I didn't have adult responsibilities.
>>551747492>>551761728Did that anon ever make the Misato-Renee and the ShinjiDrew?
>>551762092May you and your sister reconnect soon
>>551761225Is your sister your cousin or just a friend?
>>551762592>-2>not coldMy Aussie mind can't comprehend this.
>>551763226Girlfriend
>>551763510We're used to it, mom turns on the heater if it's bellow 5C inside. Currently it's 12C in my room.
I find it irritating how some of you sisterless anons call random women your "sisters". It devalues the concept.
>>551762936I'm halfway across the world and I'll probably see her like half a year later. I wouldn't be surprised if we get episode 4 before I get to see her face to face again. All I can do for her is getting a stupid plushie and I bet she doesn't even miss me!
>>551764001You are doing a great job devaluing it yourselves. Just look at the census results. It's so fucking unfair, those of us denied siblinghood from birth are forced to play pretend in order to experience even an ersatz semblance of what we crave, whilst many of you privileged enough to have an actual sister don't value or care about what you have. "My sister is a bitch", "I can't hold a conversation with her", "She's a cunt and only understands harsh language", etc. Fuck you.
>>551754523JuliASS
>>551764368>and I bet she doesn't even miss me!Didn't she leave a letter for you too? Please try to stay in contact with her either way, I'm sure she misses you in some way.
>>551764368>I bet she doesn't even miss me!
>>551766118The census means nothing when it requires you to sign in to a google account to participate. No wonder only 20 people bothered.
>>551766382I was just kidding. Don't take it too seriously
>>551768083Why would you joke about your sister not missing you?
>>551769475
>>551769475Hussy
>>551769475Treasure
>>551770302In the sense that she belongs trapped in a chest at the bottom of the sea, yes.
My baby momma be triflin
>>551771220you wanna dress and talk like Tupac, i'll treat you like Tupac
>>551771484BITCH I WISH THE FUCK YOU WOULDWITCHO OLD ASS
