Previous: >>551255976Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219• Version 10.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1010• Chill Season is on until 2/28>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
new woomy year
salmon run next wave is good
no anti fatties beyond this point
no flatties beyond this point
bros what if Raiders turns out actually good?
regardless if it's good or bad japs will buy it because they can't resist tentacular cunny
when will sloshing machine be nerfed
>>551880697Everyone in Raiders is an adult
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>551888849
Being a stand alone title I do hope our weapon is a morph gun. Being able to change into each other class should we need to use something different during our missions.
anyone wanna play some open?
gottemsploon 1&2 done. onto 3
None of you actually plan to go back to ACNH for the update right?
>>551900295it's the reason i bought it in the first place
>>551900295I started playing it again already.
>>551900295i'd rather kill myself than ever play animal slopping
1king fish?
>>551906358Yes
>>551907408Opening.
GGs a
ggs panikku
jet squelcheriggers dni
>>551912006squelchiggers was right there
>>551913339Rigged with dial up connectivity you idiot
>>551881029 Well that’s a pass from me then
My woomy > your woomy
>>551921747My veemo > your woomy
>>551923597Your veemo x my woomy
>>551924576now we're talking
My woomy grindsHer x powerYour veemo grindsBy the hour
>>551928647She does what she's gotta do, blame the jelly landlords and their usurious rates for octos.
>>551928647veemo provides for her wife and supports her competitive career, how cute
yebby needs urgent wife support
>>551936797yebby only gets homosexual weyyos
new salmon run rotation is kinda cracked fr
how do i switch my game language to korean?
behead kpopfagsstomp kpopfags into the concreteroundhouse kick kpopfags into the sun
splat4 idols should be a kpop bandthere's four of them, but for fests they form two teams that are always changing around depending on topicsometimes it's 3v1 on their end
>>551943048as long as none of them are m*les
>>551943163one of them is obviously a trap, but it's never acknowleged in any materials except a footnote in an artbook offhandedly confirming the suspicions
>>551943554shan't be buying then
>>551943554>one of them is obviously a trapi will now buy 2 copies of splatoon 4
>>551943554Yes because this fanbase really needs more lgbt nonsense.
who else is playing last sr rotation of the year while listening to kpop?
>>551944871gay people exist, david
>>551944871post another John 3:16 on splatnet faggot i'm sure that'll help
>>551944871>he doesn't know about splatoon raiders
>>551944871not every gender bender is lgbt, anonif i'm not mistaken (i've read it many years ago), the plot of that manga i posted is that the guy went undercover to an idol audition to cheer up his girlfriend, but ended up being accepted himself, so now he has to play alonghe is literally, factually straight
I forgot about woomy... I hope she's okay.
splatummy
splacunny
why you gotta be like that bruh
salmon?
>>551948821I might.
>>551949219open
>>551949628room?
>>551950939yes w2 opening soon
>>551944871
>>551949628Oops, I got distracted by another game. Full?
>>551951747w2 opening soon
>>551951967Ackshually nevermind, another time it'll be.
>>551952346oh fair enough, next time will be
that was the worst lag i have ever experience
gggggggssssssssss moonrunes and Mthat was a very comfy boros kill
GG's K room!
>I scored at the Shell-Out Machine!>I scored at the Shell-Out Machine!
It'd be cool to have fake credits leading into more final boss.
anyone wanna do the duo challenge?
Raiders news tomorrow.
Frye mukbang tomorrow
i saw a cute woomy and said wowy
>>551969883woomy zoomy my brain just went poomy
i've been playing more charger lately... marie would be proud
lotta fucking retards in sr today
>>551973692woomy has iwwitabuw bowew syndwome
>>551980602And woomy to you too.
/ink/er dating sim
i wish i was marie so i could have a really hot tight hairless ADULT squid pussy
what the FUCK
>>551982550>3rd years>2nd years (you are here)>1st years>sensei
>>551983296Go practice your weapon in turf war instead of subjecting people to mediocrity
>>551983186skill issueshouldn't have been a slut like Callie
I wouldn't mind a fish
>>551997524
>>551900295Too late
>>552002496you should be ashamed of yourself
Woomy
I guess that's the price I'll have to pay for catching the [woomy!]
>>552014590Veemo
>>551900295I only play Splatoon on my Splatoon machine.
>>552017302*Splatmo
>>552024379why can't memeverse return to the cute, naive and funny posts like thesewhy do we have to endure agenda-having faggots from half a dozen factions turning it into their warzone
>>552024379The woomy looking at him really sells it.
>>552025807because everything must be political
>>552026003While the blue woomy looks like she spends a lot of time in the BL section of the manga shop.
>>552025807because of groomers like yourself we can't have nice things
anyone wanna do the duo challenge at rotation?
>>552030683I can attempt.
who else listening to sonic heroes and playing turf war
>>552031680rooms up
I wish a merry fuck you to these japfucks who live through 2 entire dynamo swings.
>>552026443This. It has been summoned again.https://x.com/VictusThraex/status/2005861801796198575
>>552035208>strawman
>>552031870Me
i almost couldn't get on the tower lmao
People living through swings to the face is mega tilting me.
>>552036802You don’t have to be that way Focus anon
i shouldn't have switched from rapid blaster, sorry
>>552034840racist
>>552038817For me its trizooka blasts
It’s so nice when everyone is having a good time playing the game.
>>552044090I like to annoy zooka users with a hammer. The hammer blocks all 3 shots and you can just keep going right at them. This only works as most players aren't smart enough to know how you can kill a hammer head on.
ggs many woombumps were had
>>552045823GGs a, nice start and finish, too bad i tilted from that jap sblast and switched weapons for so long
promote woomy
demote woomy
emote woomy
remote woomy
veemote woomy
w-w-w-woom breaker
>>552025807you're in 4chan
>>552051518Yeah, and shit like these political/religion posts wouldn't be from us. These are from cults in other social media platforms. You would never get everyone here to agree to post one specific thing in the plaza's.
no, [woomy!], you can't have the Drink
>>552055590
>>552056105
>>552056105american size
>>552056105woomy gets tacticooler buffs x5
>>552059849>woomy respawns before she's even splatted
>>552039798>>552041090i just like to view things in all their contexts because it improves my understanding and awareness of the layers of meaning inherent in all things and helps other people see things from new perspectives they might not otherwise have arrived atfor fun
>>552060504Woomy with afterimages
>>552056390modern art masterpiece
>>552060719Sure if you need life to be that wayBut at least play the objective in ranked
>>552056390>>552061574So yeah please, get on the tower NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
>>552060504>implying you can even hit woomy as she bounces off the walls
>>552062204I’m working on it!
>>552064492You upload it you better unload it!
>get Splatoon 3 for Christmas>already got a good 20-30 hours in >do really well with Aerospray>do terrible with anything else>read metaslop onlineShould I kill myself for using the noobtrap weapon? I understand why it is "bad" (can't win fights despite inking everywhere and eventually everyone gets better at fighting presumably in higher MMR), but I am so shit with anything else right now. What's the closest thing to an Aerospray that is actually worth putting hours into?
>>552066306What mode are you playing? In turf war it doesn't matter what you use.Neo splash-o-matic is a direct upgrade to aerospray. It has perfect accuracy and inks a lot.
>>552066306If you want to keep spraying and praying, Splattershot Jr is a decent upgrade to the Aero. It gets a larger ink tank than other weapons, so you can throw around bombs and continue spraying around.From there, the basic Splattershot is a solid weapon if you want something with more kill potential.
12 days until another Big Man meltdown
>>552066306>do really welli assume you judge "do really well" by the turf score in turf war? first, the score does not matter, only victory does; second, if you're 20 hours in, stop playing turf and go play the much better designed ranked modes, and third, pick up either regular or tentatek splattershot, it's the baseline weapon that will teach you the game and un-noobtrap you.
>>552067007>Splattershot Jr is a decent upgrade to the Aeroeh, not really, they are largely interchangable with how they are currently balanced, pick the one with the kit you like. unless that kit is aero rg, in which case reconsider your life choices and choose neo splash instead.
>>552067396>niggerfeatzzzzzI only play ranked
>>552067684fest*
trying too hard.
>>552068007try not stealing
>>552067684You don't even play be real
>>552068504You don't join our rooms be real
>>552069534I do but it has to be a blue moon on Friday the 13th
swinging by makomart, need anything?
>>552073980An enemy, fresh.
>>552073980Can you buy out their entire stock of tableturf cards? Mako mart unjustly banned me just because I had an argument with the manager.
>>552062165i play to win for fun
>>552066306>What's the closest thing to an Aerospray that is actually worth putting hours into?
>>552073980MilkEggsCheese
>>552066306>get a pro controller >play docked on a pc monitor (or at least set your tv to game mode)>turn gyro on, NEVER EVER turn it off, and set stick and gyro to max sensitivity>play lots of salmon runthis is a speedrun for becoming competent
Pure autism.
>>552075968It's really impressive.
>>552075538>>552066306don't get a pro controller immediately, try playing both joined and split joycons and also handheld and see which way you go, if joined joycons are your jam then pro controller is an upgrade, otherwise seek either hand grips or width through alternative means (see attached image for reference)set stick to +5 immediately, but if you are unfamiliar with gyro, ease yourself into it by gradually rising the sensitivitydon't play lots of salmon run, get to top rank there and then just do every rotation until 1200 points, you get all the rewards and a bit of experience with every weapon offered every rotation; don't bother with boss scales, they only give utterly worthless cosmeticsfocus on ranked modes, anarchy series until you get access to x battle, then exclusively x battle (crucial, choose takoroka league)
>>552077783>split joycons and also handheldthese are horrible ways to play because tilting the screen to aim is obviously stupid and freehand joycons are extremely unergonomic plus it's much easier to interrupt the bluetooth signal on a single joycon depending on how you grip it a joycon pad is basically fine though >don't play lots of salmon run, get to top rank therebeing able to get there means demonstrating baseline competency in all the weapon types, so, yeah
>>552078386i presented the way to play handheld-but-not-handheld, wide grip genuinely has its advantages, but just trying it out is by far the easiest in handheld also screen tilting is not a big problem, a much bigger one is that the screen is tiny so long-ranged weapons are hard to usesplit joycons are rather unergonomic if bare, they are really nice with the aa battery grips, and if you can't get those, there are 3d printable solutions too. split joycons also tend to work better with low sensitivity, they are light so they don't filter out jitter but you have a very wide range of motion so you can afford low sens to do the filtering for you.
>>552075968she used a computer assisted controller to draw that
Why is a frog doing the Side Order speedrun at RTA Japan?
>>552080037>screen tilting is not a big problemi just tried it out again to refresh my memory and it's absolutely fucking crazy how much the screen is being tilted around just for me to aim normally at MAX gyro sensi can't imagine the type of person who could tolerate this for regular play, let alone at like 0-2 sens, but there's no accounting for taste i guess>a much bigger one is that the screen is tiny so long-ranged weapons are hard to useplus tilting making it much harder to avoid glareand if you're going to go to the trouble of building or 3D-printing a wide grip meme frame or buying the fairly-expensive-already AA battery joycon grips, i figure pretty much anyone is better off dropping the other $50 to get a controller with MUCH better sticks, better battery life, better ergonomics, and more reliable wireless connection to the console and just get a Pro Controller unless they're absolutely dead-set on waving their hands around at low sens
>>552086048>better ergonomicsprocon is too narrow for comfortable gyro controls imo. regular width controllers put your wrists at a very awkward angle that limits your range of motion. when you got controls closer to shoulder width, you both get more range and more smoothness. also, switch 1 procon has TERRIBLE triggers, anyone complaining about brushes and other semi-autos is 100% a procon player trying to muscle through that stupidly heavy button every time. haven't tried switch 2 procon yet, but if it's similar, get a third party controller with lighter triggers instead. or stay with joycons' light clicky triggers.
SNOOZEFSTI sleep on my: FRONT vs BACK vs SIDE
>>552089075>another rigged Big Man win
Rig this*Whips out flops*
>>552086904as someone who had no trouble with the wii u gamepad or the switch pro controller gyros or triggers, i think you might just have some kind of congenital disorder with your joints or some kind of mild dyspraxiathe triggers are fine because this isn't cs2 and they don't need to click like a mouse, and you just handle pro controller gyro by using your elbows and wrists like... normal joints to let you roll the controller in your hands
>>552077783stop shilling planks woodyou have a major skill issue
>>552089772
>>552093090>>552093421sucky sucky one sea snair
>>552066306me again >>552075538i forgot to say, basically every weapon type has strengths and weaknesses and pretty much everything is viable to some degree, you should play whatever you think is funnot every single weapon/kit will get you to the higher levels of X rank play but that's an extremely sweaty and autistic part of the userbase just get gud with what you like and see how far you can push it, and if something is truly not working for you, think about how you can use its strengths to different effect (like even the dreaded aerospray has insane turf and paint efficiency, which means you can out-turf enemies in a chokepoint battle and farm your special faster and have less downtime to deal with)and use salmon run as a fun way to get a feel for new weapons to try in pvp (but keep in mind the damage values aren't 1:1, it's more about learning how they feel and how their strengths and weaknesses synergise with other weapons in each salmon run rotation)it also helps that salmon run is the best wave defense game in the history of gamingso yeah just have fun, get gud by learning, and don't force yourself to be a meta slave until you've put like a thousand hours in
This but Splatoon if Nintendo had the balls https://www.warhammer.com/en-US/shop/warhammer-quest-darkwater-2025-eng
Splatoon 4 will have a hub with green crystals
>>552100689I don't know anything about w40k.
Seems a lot of smallfry have been found in English rivers for the first time in years......Grillers can't be far behind them. Or the fish finally figured out where the human crystals they ate came from and are headed home.
>>552101281That ain't 40K that link is for a Warhammer Fantasy tabletop
>>552101492I rest my case.
Splatoon 4 will have a better roller crosshair
>>552101616Thats alright have some forehead instead.
>>552102476>40khead
Or how about some Woomy in the Shell?
Ah yesWoomhammer 40K
Food based /ink/ names.
time for 1am salmon run low-tier eggsecutive VP solo queue
>>552106872>not queueing with your good friend anonI'm hurt. Wounded even.
>>552106959i mostly just assume out of hand that everyone else here is some kind of racist or similar undesirable
This but 4 cephs, Smallfry, Harmony, Sea Angle/Buff Jelly, and a bear
>>552017761>>552016758>>551928360guess I have to jerk off
>>552107351A vocal minority, probably.In any case, enjoy your salmon.
This but /ink/ers
>>552107659>bringing up minorities out of nowherego back to /pol/.
>>552107659y-you too
I want to do a big art. Give me your ceph and pick 1 of 4 colors. Red, Blue, Green, Purple. If you're reading this hours later post anyway, I'll be collecting for a few days
>>552108583Sorry, I don't make people draw bad woomies
>>552089869gamepad's triggers are a bit mushy, but fine for semi-autos, especially with the extra width. you try to play a nozzle on procon and it'll drift away with the first shot. switch to squeezer and you find its easily bypassable balancing point, actual literal earthquake controls and arthritis fingers.>this isn't cs2 and they don't need to click like a mouseif you just spray and pray with a shooter then they indeed don't. blasters have a considerable delay before firing so they can handle stiff triggers too, things like brushes have huge forgiving hitboxes so at most you get pain out of it, and chargers are negative edge so they sidestep the issue too. but if you are playing a shooter properly, aiming to hit the first shot every time, or playing nozzle/squeezer that have an acute and unavoidable abundance of those first shots, you want a soft trigger for precision. you ever shot a revolver? it's so much easier to hit targets with the hammer cocked. same here.
>>552108792sure it has some mild travel distance but it's a singular and fairly marginal issue with what is pretty much universally considered the head-and-shoulders best option for splatoon outside of paying like $250 for a boutique custom controller
>>552108583Red
>>552106872it's 1.30pm
>>552109554it's not distance, it's how tight it is. gamepad's trigger has more distance but it's soft, you can preload it and then have a short and quick trigger. pro's trigger is hard and tactile. >universally consideredno, it's just the default choice, "it's official so it can't be bad". they don't look into subtile parts of why they can be bad for this specific application. i've tried several third party controllers, and even the shittiest one that had genuinely bad everything still had better triggers for splat.
>>552108583Green
>>552108583Blue!
>>552108583purple
>>552108583Blue?
>>552126735Yeah blueWrong hat!!
who else is listening to kpop while waiting for new year in korea/japan
>>552126735this is an exceptionally cute woomy.
>>552108583Hmm... Red?
Focus, 3
>>552136509I splat myself
>>552108583Red is the best color.
Which Squiddy triggers you the most splat general?
Not a single male ceph posted :(
>>552139051woomy game, woomy general, woomy world (and a token veemo friend)
>>552139051Fuck faggots
>>552136509Octavio's got the Zapfish and you KNOW what that means.
>>552136509>>552144359I kind of like that voice for Marie…
https://x.com/splatoonjp/status/2006379828619173996happy woom year
*jerks off*
>>552108583Purple
>>552139051Woom/Veem world Woom/Veem thread, Tako's are also welcome here
I like weyyos
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>552149283Me
open 2/4 if anyone else wants in
>>552100935we already have magic crystals
>>552151167I am going to cum
>>552151167this guy has drawn so much yuri of these two alongside frye being milked
No ban, I'll rejoin
>>552151167sauce
how do i mod veemos voices out of this game
>>552154468WEEHEE
>>552151167Sexo>ywn wake up and see them standing over you
>third d/cGGs sh
GGs p
>look a splatoon /v/ thread>oh
>>552154001https://x.com/swliYHBPe9XQQZe/status/2006379899658117190
>>552161364all /v/ threads turn into splacoom
>>552157505picking this woomy up and running away with her
more like stupidtoongottem
splacunny!
>>552167494>>552167613splagoon
>>552156921himecut would be a top 3 hairstyle if the bangs covered the eyes.
Odds weyy evens woom.
>>552174439Woom!
>>552162376Thanks
>>552114663>no, it's just the default choice, "it's official so it can't be bad". they don't look into subtile parts of why they can be bad for this specific application.ok armchair fag
The year of the squid.
>>552174514Alright alright, you convinced me.
i saw what your woom did. nasty ass.
https://youtu.be/63Xs3Hi-2OU?si=Ki2dZWPDFwFIhiW5
>>552161364Not a single Noill on sight too
Eating anything special tonight?
>>552179625No
This you?
>>552179625I'll probably to my usual burger joint and order one of the fancier ones.
>>552179625lasagna
>>552182073I ain’t no dynamo
>poor>cold>alone>no friends or family>prescription vyvanse and prescription clonazepamyep, it's splatoon 3 on new year's time
>>552184354you have us…. <3
what's your new year fortune /ink/?
>>552188013
>>552184354>legal speedgood>legal klonebad>splatoon timevery goodsee it all balances out
>>552189631>>legal klone>baddon't worry i don't really mix the two, it's just for later when the feels might actually overwhelm meand for going outside, which, yknow... :^)
>>552189861I mean, I do sympathize take it easy fren
>>552189631Is that T?
My sweetest friends Everyone I know goes away in the end
>>552184354ok shiver.
>>552191471cute bnny
>>552191471shiver doesn't think about you at all.
they should bring back>ancho-v games (reworked)>camp triggerfish (reworked)>goby arena>musselforge fitness>piranha pit>port mackerel (reworked)>snapper canal>starfish mainstage>the reef>walleye warehouseand completely delete>mincemeat metalworks>sturgeon shipyard
>>552192179Sure she does I'm Frye
>>552194107wat za puck
>>552194107Fryezuri...
>>552193818>musselforgenah
>>552193818Never bring back musselforge fitness
>>552194664>>552195352it's a good map
It's woomyear.
>>552196014Good woomies.
>>552196014dead woomy :(
>>552193818>goby gonorrhea hang yourself
>>552179625crab salad and chicken roll
>>552194107Family is weakI believe in the power of friendship
>>552193818>goby arena>not (reworked)why would you torture us like that
>>552193818>no mention of albacoreI agreelet it rot in 2
>they scaled frye down for new yearslol?
>>552193818mincemeat is fine and i'm tired of pretending it isn't
>>552198343>Shiver moved closer to the camera during the shoot so she wouldn't look like a veemlet.
woomy big flops splats ok
>>552196941>>552197680goby as-is would play a lot better in 3 than it did in 2, but i wouldn't say no to some tweaks>>552197742i knew i forgot something important >new albacore hotel (reworked)that map was fun and has a lot of untapped potential>>552198349>objective area is a low-ground wide-area killbox with no cover and no paintable walls which literally spans the entire map laterally>spawn-defender vantage points have cover objects that are so big and convex that it hurts their weapon options just as much as attackers' options, if not more, and funnels them into chokepoint firing positions for the convenience of their enemies>there are almost zero paintable walls in the entire map>left flank takes you to another killbox and has shit cover which is useless because it only lets you hold a killbox that leads to a killbox and takes so long to get to that whoever's using the killbox to harass your central defenders can either freely escape or just use it to harass you too>no position is actually worth holding except a high ground truck with one (1) squidkid-sized block for cover and a back-right defensive flank with even worse cover and a negative height advantage>this one good location, which despite all of this STILL ostensibly has defender advantage by requiring attackers to route through a ramp killbox to reach it, also has all its defensive-side walls paintable AND has the ONLY offensive-side paintable wall in the entire map, making the ramp pointless and the killbox an actual defensive liability>because defenders must access this vantage point via either its own killbox, an unpaintable grate bridge, or by "flanking" to retake it by routing through a series of two other killboxes, the only decent position in the map for defenders to approach objectives from is even stronger when used by enemies to hold a forward positioneven after the rework, mincemeat is absolutely the worst map in the game by a huge margincomplete dogshit
>>552208146im not reading all that
>>552208146reworked albacore is just barnacle & dime, which is also one of the better maps
>>552209823extremely wrong post
>>552208146the eeltail revisionism meme is not funnyit is without a doubt the worst map in the game, maybe even in the entire series
>>552209823>reworked albacore is just barnacle & dimeincorrect>which is also one of the better mapscorrect
Armchairfag should make a mapmode tier list.https://tiermaker.com/create/splatoon-3-map-mode-chill-season-2023-610-16092990
>>552208146You forgot itIt’s not fun enough to be worth remembering or rework
>>552210135eeltail is the "so fucked up it's kinda fun" kinda map, like triggerfishthere are maps that are both shitty and unfun, like hammerhead
>>552210383i'm not armchairfag thougheverbeiti don't play enough clam blitz or (vomits) rainmaker to have strong opinions on those variants anyway>>552210423it's just been way too long, 3 is already over 3 years old and i did not play the last couple years of 2 due to how unfun the tentamissile meta was and also i was suicidally depressed and also from spring 2023 to spring 2025 so i missed a lot of 3's map updates when they were new :^)
>>552210383
>>552212225nu-hammerhead and eeltail both fall under that umbrella, long hallways with easy lockouts that are near impossible to recover from is beyond abysmal
>>552217447>umami enjoyer>fl*under haterMaybe you're not so bad after all
>>552217585play bloblobber or tri-stringer
>>552210383>lowres images>overview perspectives that either take a Rule Of Thirds photography approach to minimise the visual footprint of the map design itself, focus on a home base instead of the central layout, or don't even show the layout at all and instead focus completely on the skybox environment to tie it to the name of the map but not its actual design>random paint splats applied to the map in a chaotic way that makes it harder to read the layout silhouettes and don't correspond to how paint might actually land in any of the game modes on any of the maps to remind you that these splatoon maps are maps from nintendo's splatoon franchise you know the one where you shoot paint on the walls and floors because dude it's splatoon that's like our THING whoa wow paint! on everything! splatoon!>game mode icon takes up like 20% of the overview picture and contributes further to the visual chaos from all the random paint splats and information-minimising camera perspectivesit's the little things
>>552221450this is not an image of a tier list
why the fuck cant 90% of people watch each other's backs in this game
this woomy gooned for 5 hours after meeting shiver
>>552215063Get over yourself Embarrassing
>>552196014happy woom year
Squiffers are worse than Areosprays. Idk why even feeders play it man, literally they don't do anything. It's literally only good for salmon run. It's literally a frontline weapon that's get several directs in a row or ruin the game for your team.If this weapon is in the game the team with it might as well have a DC and the game not count. I've seen more good Areos than I have good Squiffers.
Happy woomyear /ink/
happy woom yearfuck 2025
>>552232889you too fag
neighbors are literally firing their ar15s in the air. fuck america
https://www.gematsu.com/2025/12/splatoon-3-rated-for-switch-2-in-europe
>>552238429it's just for the switch 2 patchthere will be no s3 switch 2 version
>>552236889I’m fineNut up and stop crying
Happy new year /ink/, may your woomy be silly and fresh.
>>552108583Purple or blue.
>>552240704nobody posting on a gen as dead as /ink/ is fine you disingenuous faggot
>>552245351Great start to 2026 chill out it’s slow season
mincemeat metalworks is abysmal dogshit
Raiders news.
>>552108583Blue
Happy New Year, /ink/!
>>552249942happy new year
>>552249942Happy New Year.
happy sky year.
First webm of the year?
faggot new year
2032 will be our yeartrust
>>552253041
>4am queue>all the japanese players are cracked>all the NA players are retardswhy do i do this to myself
>>552254994ggs that was me
>>552254994Im reading manga instead of sleeping or splating.
Stranger Things S5 really fucking sucks
>>552258185Did the NES come out yet?
>>552254994Because you love this pain.
>>552254994I do it all the time anon it's alright. If anything probably best way to get better... I mean it was for me since on all 3 games everytime I do play it's often cracked JP players.
pissin the night awaypissin the night away
Said you had to leave to start your life overI was like, "No please, stay hereWe don't need no money, we can make it all work"But he headed out on Sunday, said he'd come home MondayI stayed up waitin', anticipatin' and pacin'But he was chasing paper"Caught up in the game, " that was the last I heard
>>552253041It's a good think 2026 is MY YEAR
2025 was our FLAR year2026 will be our FWAR year
Year of the Horse, you know what that meansWoomies in cowboy outfits!
>>552270168That's not until February retard
>>552270168
Woomy is smart getting the fish to do the New Years work.
>>552273245Very effective
>>552108583Red, I guess?
First enemy of the year
>>552108583I wonder what artist this is.
>>552273295Yes woomy happy at getting good mochi
>>552273426If enemy then why friend shaped
They’re just friends
>>552273468I'm guessing it's the new drawfag
>>552108583purple plz
>>552108583Only four people max replied to this and still play, the rest never join rooms and only want artfuck all of you faggots
>>552286710>t. person who also doesn't play
>>552286710Looks like a standard teehee event to me
>>552286710I don't play rank anymore
>>552286710I literally just Turfed bro
>>552289252I hate when people ask "do you think [company] will do xyz?" We don't work for them.
>>552273468https://x.com/i/status/1806662656868409749
>>552286710I have played the game for several thousand hours and we got no balance patch this time, I deserve a break.
how many years until the switch 2 is worth it
>>552290728it's been worth it since air riders
>>552290728However long it takes for Splatoon 4 to come out.
>>552290728When Woomy Raiders is released this year
>>552290728If you're asking this question then it will never be worth it for you.
Eh Woomy?
>>552295927Woomy
I'm sorry, your woomy...she's... Canadian...
>>552296960Eh?
>>552286710i'm not obligated to play this kusoge every day because i like woomy
>>552297537kino
i miss splatoon 2
>>552299170...something no one has ever said sincerely ever
>>552299170The things I miss most about 2 are the gender locked hairstyles and clothes.
>>552302286hipster cut woomies are really cute thougheverbeitdesu
>>552302286It always looks dumb when male cephs use female hair and vice versa.
>>552302143i miss pre-mpu splatoon 2.
>daytime new year's day salmon run>everyone is still retardsi don't know what i expected
>>552299170you miss fresh splatoon
>>552305092A well organized group of individuals
>>551960678>>551966646carnival news tomorrow
>>552305856ah yes of course, how could i forget
Who wanna fish?
>>552306170I wanna fish
>>552306298Get your sweet ass in here and lets fuck these fishes up
2/4
>>552306845Joining
Sweet a freebie
3/4
>>552108583red
waveclearmaxxing :)
>>552307857I join if room
>>552310260Yup, those were the days.
>>552310260>90% dead people
>>552310260how many of these cephs even still play
>>552310693only about 5 or 6 still come here
4/4
>>552261043it's just the 4NA vs 4JP stacks that get to mei love the way JP players amp up the sweat/synergy levels of a match, just... not like that
GGs SR
GGs, sweet kill
GG's room!
ggs short n sweetfish
i have never defeated megalodontia :)
>>552270369Silence Chang, Year of the Horse starts TODAY in Glorious Nippon
>>552313371How do we solve the epidemic of celebration suicide affecting Splatsville?
>>552319401They're just trying to reach the salmonid base for a direct counterattack.
NoA's new president is a woman, it's so fucking over.
>>552320560>more LGBT representation in Splatoon 4unironically based
>>552320560Woomies are women too.
>>552320865based on what
>>552320560Is her name Zelda?
>>552320560The $10 price hike for switch 2 games better be over.
>>552320938this squidkid
>>552320560>Player woomies will be able to date veemos or other woomies in splat 4
>>552320919Woomies are little girls
>>552324884splatoon 1 was 11 years ago anon
this you?
SR at rotation?
>>552326742I can
>>552326742Sure, for a king.
>flank push past the zone>take out the sniper>get another kill>die to a third, still behind enemy lines>look at score and map>we didn't even TRY to take the pointi am in hell
>>552326742alright
>>552327389>>552327671>>552328897Wommening.
>>552329715>fullI tried
>>552108583Cloak me up on red. If not possible, purple then. If not that, blue. Last resort, green is good.>>552286710But I just played couple X matches today with Deco Reeflux...
>>552330115My wey's back shot for ref.
>>552320560/ink/ probably has one of the highest concentration of women in /vg/
>>552330336can i give your weyyo backshots….
GGs slim
>>552331029jennahotbeansfryefankancorareunicluswho else? and don’t even think about mentioning troons like noble and sketchtan
ggs quick 1king I play more later
GGs
i'm trans (kid to squid)
>>552332414me but I’m not saying who I am
I'm woomy.
>>552326390More times than I want to admit.
>>552332414>troonsme but i refuse to play with anyone here
>>552332414I have more estrogen in my body than testosterone and have boobs and a bussy so I am a woman
>>552334253>>552335653name? fc? rank?
>>552335791>not getting baited>into that>S
>>552333073How is that possible? I'm woomy
>>552332414do they play? i havent seen them yet.
i wish you could disable the camera follow/autorotate
>>552342550it used to be worse in previous games, in 3 it at least gives you a couple seconds of grace period after you do literally anything other than just movingtape the camera reset button down, nozzlenose mains used to do that to prevent camera drift between shots back in 1
You now remember in the first game how people were considered public enemy #1 if they wore the gas mask.
being able to change the main on a piece of gear is the only good thing 3 offersand even then murch only filling 2% of main swapped orders fucked that up
ranking up is too hardi'm owed S+
>>552335653Remind me what the "b" in "bussy" stands for
>>552350765it stands for based
what indeed
>win my third S-S+ rankup battle>see the score screen with Judd and Lil' Judd>we do our team pose reel>(beat)>"A communication error has occurred.">roll to black>...>"Hey, you're X-tremely good at this..."
trying to understand the brain of this clash blaster because what the actual fuckR6PJ-FFAS-E5PA-7MEL
Thanks for the xbox live code
>>552356072Bomb Rush Hour
i havent played basically since final fest but I put 900 hours into 3. Do you guys think it'll be hard to get back into salmon run?
>>552360816derank to evp 40 and relearn the game
>>552360927I was already going to do that but since you're trying to tell me what to do now I'm just going to raw dog it. It probably will come back to me after one wave
>>552356072I'm guessing he was upset with the Bream player from a previous match.
>>552361473oh yeah, hadn't realized until you pointed it out that the hero shot was... something
>>552361139>since you're trying to tell me what to do now I'm just going to raw dog itwhy the fuck did you even ask then you petulant child
>>552364974to make you mad
Would anywoom fish? Got full meter after an hour of freelance earlier
Day 1: I drew.
day 1: I drooled
3 years, 3 months and 24 days later, I finally got all the main idol groups Fan titles. Still missing Shiver and Big Man individual ones. And the bands:>Bottom Feeders>Dedf1sh>Diss-Pair>H2Whoa>Hightide Era>Ink Theory>Now or Never Seven>Riot Act>Wet Floor>Yoko & the Gold Bazookas>ω-3Not that I would ever use any of them. (I also miss both of the longest noun parts, "Yoko ..." and "Recycled Brella 24 Mk I User".)
>>552375153>S+7>S+9I could join for a few if you don't mind me being terrible
>>552376572I'll open after this game
>>552376572room is open
Coin operated kuma-san.
luna stronk
Fuck the roller in particular. >-91.9 anarchy powerlol?
>>552380005Don't forget winning only gives you +3
GGs ル!>>552380369>turbo-mogged by turbojapsI see, matchmaking bullshit on
GGs openers
who else listening to Simon and Garfunkel while playing Solo queue
what compels me to be this way?
>>552382512GGs, very fun games! I think I do much better when I focus on not dying, but it's hard to shake off the feeling that I'm not doing anything when everyone, including backliners, is ahead of me in the heat of things.Anyway it was much better than I feared, even against those clan two-stacks.>>552384243>24-4You deserved to bag on everyone in that match lol
>If you subscribe to the paid plan of Nintendo Switch Online and play Splatoon 3 during the main event period, you'll receive a special icon as a gift.Sounds like new subscribers only, but it'd be pretty shitty if they did that. I assume it's just awkward grok translation.
>>552385534is that new art?
>>552383436im listening to kpophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnUNpf0sgFEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzHj8jUhTI8
>>552394283*sends you the most depressing k-pop song in existence*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzNY6HZ9edo
>>552395238i think ive heard this before
I think someone took my woomy away while I wasn't looking.
S-Pop Salmon Hunters
Who is the most underrated inker
>>552406203[namedrops self] of course, very funny and skilled at the game
an apple a day keeps the yebweyy away
>>552385534>have to play the shitfest for the frye iconfuck my inkling life
>>552385534is there a full pic of that veemo?
>>552406740>>552406740
>>552408074oh no you have to play the game you've been playing for three years you poor thing
>>552409094*play the worst mode in the gamewhy can't we have tableturf in splatfests
>>552414598I can do 1 king.
>>552414598i can fish
>>552418729>>552418913Opening.
>>552419560sorry was stucked with the news, ready to join next shift
>>552420210Re opening.
ggs bluemys and blackmy
ggggggggssssssss aRP
>>552424250dear cod.
>>552332414missing a couple ones but yeah
>>552410203I don't get it
>>552410203sauce
>>552384243Sadistic nature. The joy you get knowing the unsuspecting fool won’t know what hit him until it’s too late.
he's got his woomy folder openhe's clicking and dragging it here it comes
>>552435048
>>55243584814 has ruined that series completely
>>552435848ew
>XIVniggers in my threadbegone, shoo, shoo
ability doubler should be ability tripler
is it faster to farm chunks with salmon run or the splatfest tee?
>>5524395789 ability points instead of 10 is an imperceptible difference15 ap instead of 10 is "why would i use anything else in the week preceding the fest (unless i'm a ninjacuck or rpchad)
>>552442251exactly, it's splatfest so it should be wacky and fun and excitingplus you could just ban the splatfest tee in X battles to keep that fair
Respawn Punisher is anti-fun and needs to either be heavily reworked or completely removed from the next game.
>>552442546>exactly, it's splatfest so it should be wacky and fun and excitingthey should add ranked modes to splatfest, that would be wacky
>>552442816don't look at respawn punisher as "man, i died to it and now i play the game less", look at it as "this guy is now a horror game boss where you'd rather jump off the cliff than be devoured by, so i have to avoid him like plague", which is extra funand don't tell me only chargers wear it- first, no, most weapons can wear it to a decent extent, and second, if you don't find playing around chargers fun, you are probably playing on a shitty map like mincemeat or hammerhead or brinewater or barnacle and dime or hagglefish or crableg or
>>552443284>shitty map>barnacle>hagglefishmid? sureshitty? no
>>552443541enjoy your infinite sightline works
>>552442816it's not that it's anti-fun, it's that squidkid uptime more than anything else is what fundamentally underpins the flow and rhythm of a match, so punisher's effect on matches is simply too strong and generic regardless of whether the user is killing or being killedit also can't really be counterplayed and counterbuilding it is a memeit's an ability that can't be reworked without adding an entirely new mechanical system or dimension to the game, and doing that would distort the balance of all the other abilities and core mechanics and design principles of maps and weapons, so the only option is to remove itit's basically the damage up of splatoon 3
>>552443284chargers are already the most precariously-balanced weapon class in the gameincreasing the value of their kills in exchange for increasing the cost of their deaths is a bad argument for punisher's balance because chargers are already the hardest weapon class to approach and the easiest to kill with in the most battle configurationsmincemeat is also not a good argument because it's the shittiest map in the game and shouldn't be used to demonstrate the value of anything in the gamealso hagglefish is fairly good and barnacle is great
>>552443284i have never seen a slayer or midline ever wear rp except for the first few weeks when it completely countered sodas it's always a backline
>>552443737respawn punisher's effect on uptime is largely negligible, especially compared to cooler's opposite effect. the real sauce of rp is the special drain- just like special saver with cooler, what a coincidence! cooler is the "damage up", rp should've been our defense up to counterbalance it, but it not only doesn't have enough effects to offset it naturally, it is also thoroughly neutered against it. if you want to have "honest" rp for splatoon 4, just keep the special drain. it'll be a slight nerf to chargers that don't die a lot and don't trigger their own long respawn, but also a slightly bigger buff to everything else, because the way to play rp on any weapon that isn't a charger is going main-heavy and assuming you'll never have a special charged anyway, and the longer respawn will no longer be a problem you have to solve with a main of quick respawn to prevent feeding
>>552444795the balance to chargers is "let them be strong at shooting people and shitty at every splatoon-specific aspect". that's why snipewriter is so busted, it's slightly worse at shooting people but it's amazing at playing splatoon with its paint, mobility and uptime. the only niche trad chargers currently have is to kill snipewriter. >>552444817playing against the occasional rp assblast or gloogas will make you more paranoid than a soviet dissident and give you five heart attacks per game>when it completely countered sodas like it fucking should do now
>>552445757>dude an ability invalidating 90% of a special's value is totally balanced dudeaight man
>>552446007>dude a special invalidating 90% of an ability's value (while not compensating its downsides) is totally balanced duderp has always been a balanced ability, it always has a niche (unless there is an utterly ubiqtous special that turns it into something worse than an empty slot) but it's never defining, it's an alternate condition that enables a slihtly different playstyle and forces oponents into slightly different counterplay. a little bit of extra commitment from both sides is far more balanced than nominally one-sided (in practice not, everyone has cooler) cmplete elimination thereof.
>i'll use a lot of big words to make myself sound smarter
Ok, serious question. How do you guys deal with the input delay? It’s driving me crazy. I use gyro and it’s just so noticeable. I snap to aim and the delay throws me off every time. I know it’s not my monitor because this is a high refresh gaming monitor with the same performance profile I use for PC. And other games are much better.
>>552444817exactly, because every battle configuration is ostensibly a 50-50 on average punisher on a frontliner is basically gambling on team uptime differential, which means it realistically only goes on backliners who are (again, all else being equal) the most likely to have a reliably positive k/d>>552445287i mean that more in the sense that it's fundamentally unworkable and can't be balancedits special loss acts as a second-order function of uptime too, it's just another way it's pulling directly on the core lever of "amount of time squidkid is on the map painting turf, shooting enemies, and charging special"tacticooler is poorly-balanced but has a lot of levers to work with by design, and you can add or remove levers without making it something completely differentand unlike punisher it has "real" counterplay because the buff is visible (which makes sharking/ninja impossible), it forces you to move to the tacticooler to receive the buff (which doesn't matter as much as it should because of splat3's more constrained map design philosophy), its opportunity cost is very large by being a special and not a gear slot (restricts kit selection, is this special instead of that one, has to be farmed up and only lasts a short time, etc), and so onregardless, the counter to tacticooler-if-it-were-balanced shouldn't be "have a gear main ability" just like how tentamissiles isn't "have swim speed" and bubbler's isn't "have object shredder"a well-designed special finds its power in forcing positions and reactions rather than builds because counterbuilds are only really available to organised tournament play
>>552447585the switch and switch 2 just have relatively high input latency as a baselineit sucks but you get used to it
at least it's less laggy than the wii u
more like splatpoop gottem
>>552450252You could've given it to a kid instead of destroying it :/
>>552448983the problem with cooler-rp balancing is that before nerf it was rp beats cooler, and now it's cooler beats rp. there must be a point between those two states where rp and cooler can coexist, where they still get cooler effects but the effects are reduced enough by rp to be at least somewhat worth the extra vulnerability that's balanced around regular respawn time, not cooler'd respawn time. but- they are clearly unwilling to explore that balance, they want cooler everything, we got one "fuck you for even trying" heavy-handed nerf and that was that. >you can add or remove levers3 mains of mobility is largely irrelevant, if cooler was just that it'd be the worst special in the game, and completely different from what it is now. but anything beyond that will keep it broken, because faster respawn and less special loss are borked. >sharkingsharking takes your uptime. you take an extra second sneaking to impose an extra second of respawn time, which is largely balanced. >its special loss acts as a second-order function of uptime tooit being a percentage of current special charge and not a fixed amount makes it a lot more nuanced. if you get punished with your special fully charged, yes, rp just undid a lot of your uptime. if you have 20% charged, you baisically got no special penalty.
when i bought 3 i thought they meant chaos for the aesthetic and not the kits and balancingwhoops
>>552450858https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh1DIORfRukSPLATOPIA!
>>552438731i want to feed frye lots of food
they should make tacticooler destructible, and also despawn when all four drinks are taken
they should make woomies cute again
>>552450858chaos isn't just desert wastelandssplatoon 3 represents chaos in more subtle ways
>>552450682>3 mains of mobility is largely irrelevant, if cooler was just that it'd be the worst special in the game, and completely different from what it is now. but anything beyond that will keep it broken, because faster respawn and less special loss are borked.yeah but what i'm trying to get at is you can make cooler supply different buffs or different amounts of non-spawn-based buffs, or even think up some buff that's completely unique to cooler, and it'll still be "the drink dispenser that deploys on the field and gives you a buff when you get close to it"conversely you can't really do anything meaningful with punisher - adding other functions to it breaks its identity, and nerfing or removing its current functions makes it irrelevantthat's why it's the damage up of splat3, its design space restricts it to mechanics whose impact is either obligatorily-powerful, completely useless, or a straight gamble where you're better off using anything else so you at least have a reliable effect you can play around even when you're on the back foot
>>552452193woomy wearing a minecraft shirt
>>552452630again- remove the respawn time increase on both sides, and it baisically ends up in the same spot it is now, slightly weaker on backlines, but loses half of its downside on everything else. less specials is a net positive on the game.
>>552452549>starting outfit of 3 is torn>we never got crop tops
rainmaker is the worst mode in the game
>>552454384turf>not rankedtower
>>552454384tower
we're all in agreement that CB isn't a real mode though, right
>>552453567>less specials is a net positive on the game.sure but you do that by making them take longer to farm across the board, not by having respawn punisher exist
>>552455990you can make both happenmore expensive specials as a baseline, and rp as a "i want to personally shift the balance of power even further towards neutral" modifier
Splat Zones > Tower Control > POWER GAP > Clam Blitz > Turf War > POWER GAP > Octo Valley > Rainmaker
>>552456512>towards neutralnot really
All my soloq games are JP lobbies.
>>552460014Series? It's like that 24/7.
>>552454384but it's funhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1767400979262035.webm
Tenta brella is so fun.
>get to S+>immediately wash out
Every time I clip a quad and watch it again it looks like the most unskilled bullshit ever and then I stop feeling good about it.
hoomans
>>552467128
>>552454384clams is easily the worst>b-bushut up, it's the worst alongside turf
>>552474196skill issue
Splatoon 4 needs a ranked mode that combines zones, tower, rainmaker and clams into one mega mode.
>>552474196You will never know the joy of sneaking toward the enemy's goal with seven clams while throwing an eighth in front of yourself to immediately make a football and then throwing it at their goal and then your teammates all jump to you but you protect them with kraken.
>krakenyou didn't win
>>552474784I’m doing this in the pb tomorrow.
Woomy said "it's tenting time" and tented all over them.https://streamable.com/009sl7
>it's a "my team is too retarded to look out for aggression on the grates in mincemeat" episodestupid retarded jap dualie squelchies user
hey can you keep an eye on these and make sure no stinky squids get near them, thanks
>>552480407No problem
>>552410203>>552434010https://x.com/njhroi/status/2001949347093864746Dear God SauceNAO is USELESS at complete random
>>552484946Saucenao doesn't work for some reason unless I go through b4k or something. 4chan makes the image unreadable somehow.
hazard level 200+ is so fucking laggy lmao
>outing yourself as a poorfag
>>552489656i was gonna make some smug post about how i'm not buying a switch 2 until i see some splatoon 4 announcements and footage, but switch 2 prices are probably getting hiked again soon so lol
>>552490431be sure to thank your local aicuck when it happens :^)
>>552490846uh i think you mean aiCHADslophaters stay losing :^)
patch... doko...
>>552493120the game is balanced
>>552495557Loosely.
>>552495557it could be more balanced
>>552499358>teeth instead of a beakcute woomy otherwise, would headpat
>sky-high loaded snatcher flying towards basket >veemo shoots it down as far as blaster can reach>lose wave by 1 egg
>>552217447
I played Splatoon all night.
>>552500843>Bez_nazwyxD
You lostGet dragged out into the streets and suffer the consequencesPetty coward
>>552500843kurwa nie veje, bobr
>>552501731but rainy is a splat charger main
Good end of bad freelancing
>>552501828he's only maining death now
>>552501731his life will be better off without your creep shit jenna
>>552504996Unironically mine is way better also this way
if life gives you woomy, make woomynade
>>552510691tartar plz
>>552501036Booyah
>>552522079sex with this fat hag
I'm woomying down the street
assblast nerfs when
>>552526596why not use it if it's so good.
>>552526840because it is not healthy for the game's balanceit can be much weaker and stop completely invalidating half of its weapon class, while remaining a powerful pick
>>552526840i do, it deserves to be weaker
>>552526840It's not my preferred weapon archetype
pain brush needs to be nerfed first
>>552530913shitter
any other games that would fit in this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmsEAZQ9jDo
>>552530913outrange it retard
>>552530913pb is a middleweight dynamo without a vert, stop being afraid of it and you'll beat it
I’m gonna woom.
PB 0/10
Why does Bluefin exist?
>>552541198Torture
>>552541198A dozen bad stages weren't enough.
Rare woomy sighting.
bruh
Woomy kept pissing all over the map I couldn't move
May we take pictures at the hour
>>552543869k
would urchin clam shitz be less dogshit without the fence
>>552544445the goal is just too far back with no proper flanks.
>>552544445Only marginally, it's still a meatgrinder chokehold to the goal.
GGs PB
third kits will save this game...
>>552545280GGG
/ink/ is alive!
that booyah was an accident i swear.
>>552547238There’s no such things as accidents, pay the fine.
bro
Good map Nogami.
finnternet made for too much teleporting and ghost shooting that killed no matter the cover or even if not shooting.
>>552547932Even as a backliner main I loathe the map.
>>552547956Figures I lag the fuck out, sorry.
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GGs A
>a leaving also crashed the lobby
>leave spawn>get turbo button sharked>repeat forever
Can we do that again but backwards?
>tiny stages>splatlingsI did not miss this game
>>552549646superjumpuse a subshoot the fuck
>>552550026>sumperjump to death>can't sub because they are immune>shoot them but still die frame 1 anywayany more suggestions?
>>552545423is marie ok?
>>552541198bluefin is better than average
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing. https://n.uguu.se/GHLdcrRA.flac
>>552550641She doesn’t deal well with special condition Woomy’s. That’s why it’s always Callie.
GGs pb
bait
>>552550436>sumperjump to deathif it's this fucked and your team irreversibly lost a 4v3, it's totally fucking fucked, stop resisting, let it happen>immuneimmune to what? >but still die frame 1 anywayshoot, not spray and pray>suggestionswait for a teammate to respawn and double team them
ggs pb!
GGs pbersthanks for hosting
>>552550826but why did she dye her hair
>>552550436stop solo facerolling on every spawn
>>552550819GGs, thanks for hosting! I missed Splatoon a little.
>>552550883>stop resistingvery fun pb.>immune to what?they stand on bombs and take no damage on my screen.>shoot themperfect accuracy doesn't fire fast enough to kill them in 1 frame they kill me.>double teamthey just turbo instakill 2 people instead.it's just lag but it does make the game impossible to play in certain scenarios. though turbo button (i am assuming) makes it worse.
If we faced a standard EVP Salmonid wave in Turf War would we win?
SR on the hour?
>>552552572Of course
>>552551497do you have a wired connectionis your switch in your router's DMZ?
>>552552761yes. yes.
wifi is okay if you're close to the router
>>552552761am i wrong or dmz wouldn't help latency or connection quality at all
>>552553287it can fix port forwarding issues by exposing the switch directly to the internet. it's just that pb players are all over the world so it's especially bad during them. I have replays where it takes 200 damage to kill people regularly.
>>552553065just so we're absolutely clearyour router assigns a static IP to the MAC address of your switch, and that IP is assigned as the DMZ?do a network test to make sure you're getting NAT A>>552553287DMZ is an easy way to make sure you get NAT Type A instead of Type B which means you can connect to more people which means average p2p network quality will be higher
>>552552572ill only join if limon joins
just get a switch 2 if you want to play wifi
>>552552572How cute is your woomy?
>>552553709yes, i know how to set up a network. two isps, fiber, ultra low latency, dmz wired switch, and it still only happens for splatoon. i'm not trying to complain, just saying what happened.
>>552554621just making surecommon pb L i guess
>>552554895it's not limited to the pb, just exacerbated by it. nintendo quality i guess.
>>552555539where do you live and which splatfest region is selected in the lobby terminal
>>552552610Woompening.
what team is everyone picking for splatfest? or are you skipping this one?
>>552557657We’re going coomers for this one and picking Solo.
>>552556442>>552552610>>552552572Still got a spot open?
>>5525579163/4 W3
>>552557916Opening.
Can I get a bruh from Marie?
rainmaker is the worst ranked game modemothership is the worst salmon run event
>>552561320i used to like mothership but looking up gets annoying.
ggs slammers>no goldfugg I need just 1 more for my 5th goldie.
GGs Gloop squad
GGs slom
>>552562532>>552562580>>552562592GGs Wildcard Slommers
GGs again.HQ: https://files.catbox.moe/wa2ug0.png
New>>552570543>>552570543>>552570543
>>552569910not a single y*bw*yy in sight, /ink/ is healing
