Previous: >>551866890Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatfest: Friends vs Family vs Solo - 1/9 to 1/11• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219• Version 10.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1010• Chill Season is on until 2/28>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
woomy
No woomies beyond this point.
>>552569910
>>552571053>don’t go to inkblot tomorrow>>552571263>the cover art for a coop game
Raiders better be in the next Direct
>>552573301it almost certainly will be
Fish in five?
>>552573961ill play if you don't mind a 40 evper
>>552573961Ok
>>552574407Sure, open now>>552574660Kamon
SR 4/4 hope you guys got in
good year to love flopshredders
GGs SR
GGs
>>552576863Good woomy.
>>552578457>>552578491>>552578547Fantastic fishing, GGs all!
Would you step on this smallfryFor 18 billion dollars
>>552582606yeah
Grizzco weapon challenge doko
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>552582606Where do I sign up?
>>552590058AI sisters
How do I get good at this game?
>>552593170Woomy a lotShoot things and they dieWoomy some moreSwim around and shoot things till they dieWoomy once againRage at the fish as you fish with complete idiotsWoomy to relaxYou are now good at the game.Oh and WOOMY! Even more
>>552593170You need to splagoon after you splatoon
>>552593476Damb looks like I'll be an eternal shitter.
It's time to be brutally honest 2>1>3
>>552593170grind jp x everday for a season and you’ll be better than 99% of western players
>>5525949163 > 1 > 2
>>552594916soundtrack 2>3>1everything else 3>2>1
The big art now begins! Willing to take a couple more thoughAlso surprised no one got the color reference cause that's what I'm doing
>>552605214
>>552605214you speak in riddles
>>552605214The first thing it reminded me of was Tamers.
>>552611009>tfw color locks aren't available as random selection
>>552611009>still no option to select a favorite ink color to appear with in the plaza and if other players see your posts
>>552605214Piccolo fucking Mario?
Midnight fish?
how the fuck does one manage zero missiles
>>552613827Send me an envelope?
>>552614702Starting w3
>>552614954And open
hate dynamo on non glowfliessorry
Timing out the freelancers
What the FUCK was that
>>552616925GGsI’m pissed and need to peeSorry me and the randos need summer school
>>552617461GGs j, those were some rough shifts tonight lolI don't think we did before, but good fishing with you
found this by the bins behind makomart
anyone wanna play some open?
>>552594916i know you're baiting but there are real people out there delusional enough to believe this and that makes me feel bad
>>552605214idgi
the reason frye has a bigger female audience in japan is because she was designed to look like a baby which makes her more appealing to the maternal instinct
>>552636634That explains a few things.
Hmm
if 3 is so good then why aren't you playing it
>>552641732Give me a break, I've been playing since release and ran out of things I'd like to do.
>>552642436SHOW ME THE ARMPITS, NOW
>>552641732Tower control the moment this post goes through
>>552645307Seeing Captain 3's face reminds me of the time I made her face the most cursed fucking thing in existence. It was so cursed that it caught me off-guard and I think I still have the screenshot of that on my computer lmao.
>>552617606I can’t remember if we ever have walked salmon together. Sorry I lost my cool. We can go again some other time.>>552636634I can’t like someone who generally can’t win splatfests without white ink or Japan bias. Her forehead isn’t helping either.
What’s a good weapon to play when I’m on the verge of a mental episode after loosing nine ranked games in a row.
>>552641732>bro you must hate the game if you're not playing it 24/7/365what a retarded post.
>>552647238any weapon you haven't used yet, sheldon adjusts your flar rates when you pick up a gun for the first timerecolours like hero shot also work if they remained untouched
I actually do hate this game
>>552646514>liking someone based on splatfestswhat kind of retard yeb logic is this
>>552647238Hydra Splatling, it'll either kill you or set you free.
Reminder that FLAR is shitter cope
>>552651396>shitter copeIt's a shitter reality and I cant escape it.
>>552605851>>552608514>>552635606>>552108583
>>552651947i don't get the color reference
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>552651947It finally clicked for me and I get it now. (Doesn't understand in the slightest)
>>552651396then what is fwar? winner cope?
>>552652482doesn't exist
>>552652214i will join if kold is joining
>>552652589then how do you explain the game occasionally handing me swarms of shitters to dunk on one after another?
>>552652214I can play if you still want to.
>>552655482I like to stand behind the tower pole.
>>552655741Yep, was in a game, opening a room.
>randos allergic to the RM when I have vac up
>>552657779i willingly throw games by not picking up the rainmaker if i see randos not doing it ever
Holy shit just had the most epic comeback in open splat zone
>>552658482faggot
>>552656254knock
>>552659292opening
>>552655482He's actually not squidbagging, he's abusing the little boost of speed you get when squidding to move faster on the grate
>>552659121>Nooo I can't get the rainmaker!!!! I'm TOOOOO good!!!!!
>>552660091>strawman
>>552659597really smart actually
>>552659597or he's ducking the shots
>>552659597i thought it was to get a lower hitbox
>>552659597that’s not a thing, he’s just making his hitbox smaller
>>552646514I was talking about japanese women not westoid women, go ship men from stranger things or something weirdo.
Why am I so fucking bad at this game RAHHHHH
>>552661015>stranger thingsshit taste anon
rape and kill all stamper mains
>>552661561agreed
>>552659328Full?
>>552662756sorry didn't refresh page, room open
cuz i'm woomydon't be afraid
i can't play at this level, sorryggs
ggskold vs cold
raiders next month
We gotta repopulate in raiders.
>>552387975no
>>552665812WoomVeem repopulation project
i hope splatoon 4 makes rainmaker and clam blitz exclusive to X rank
>>552666374that veemo is pure sex
>>552666374sloshmo
Giant mecha woomy fighting king salmonids like an old monster of the week live action show
GGs open
GGs openers
ggs woompen
splat roller is the most honest weapon in the series
>>552671403any weapon with oneshot capability is inherently dishonest
>>552671463any weapon without oneshot capability is a special spammer
>>552671403>big hitbox>cover abuseno>>552671463squiffer is extremely honest, to a fault
>>552671718so no weapon is honest, glad you agree with me>>552672252the only honest charger is bamboo tbdesu
>>552672252>big hitboxwith terrible range and telegraphed fire>cover abuseany weapon that isn't hitscan>>552672383hitscan weapons cannot be honest
>>552672252preaching the good word, brother
>>552672383booz is five flavours of bullshit even without 99.9 oneshots, and it's a good thing that it's too hard for normalfags because facing a good boozler is hell>>552672586you get some, you lose some, being bad at something doesn't necessarily make you honest>hitscannothing is hitscan in splat, not even chargers
>>552673992>nothing is hitscan in splat, not even chargersprove it
>>552673992Chargers are hit scan.
>>552674516>>552674808chargers have fast projectiles, but none of them are hitscan, and some of them aren't even that fasteliter has projectile speed of 100 units per frame (swimming is 2 units per frame, for comparison), but that still means there's a 3-frame delay before it reaches its max rangesplat charger and snipewriter are ~60, booz is iirc 42, squiffer is 36, which is outright slower than some shooters like pro and naut which are both around 40
>>552675434the game uses hitscan detection to determine damage of some ballistic projectilescharged charger shots apply hitscan damage independent of the projectile
i won't buy 4 if it has sloshmo or splatanas
Projectile.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z1eRlUFxfU&t=83s
>>552676528you'll buy it anyway
>>552673992>>552675434shut the fuck up nerd
>>552675902>>552675434So which is it?
>splat zones rotation ends>rainmaker rotation begins
>>552680285ugly ass cat
>>552681113for an ugly ass game mode
anyways the best music in this series is the funny octarian burpstep
ok now draw my yebby getting hugged by harmony and taking poison tick damage
>>552682604
Who is an underrated inker?
>>552682604They probably have epipens for common anemone toxins.
>>552683494Me.
>>552683494the ones who managed to leave silently
scorch gorge is a good map
>>552684716It's kelp dome but worse.
Who is an overrated inker
>>552685140Also me.
>>552685140Me.
>>552685140him
>make a map for a 3 day event and never let it be usable afterwards not even in private battlesBravo Nogami.
>>552684948kelp dome is one of the worst maps in the entire seriesscorch gorge is above average
>>552684716
>>552685637>scorch gorge is above average
>>552685637kelp dome is bad but distinctive with its round table and lots of grates, and you can't fault it for not having flanksscorch gorge is just inkblot but shit
>>552685637/ink/ seemed to like it just fine in 2018.
>>552686343i'm a splat roller main>>552686593it's very slightly better than inkblot
fuck you guys, I'd trade half of 3's maps for kelp dome and moray towers
>>552688862Kelp no. Moray yes
>>552688862truly abominable taste
here are your splatoon 3 maps bros
>>552690150There's two missing shapes.
>>552688862Why are 3 haters so confident in their dogshit taste?
Anyone care for some Salmon at rotation?
>>552690150at least 3's lane maps are usually balanced
>>552686593>inkblot but shitthat's just inkblot.
>>552690348why your squid is black
>>552690673I could care for a Tri
>>552690673It’s possible.
O great NGMI, hear our songHelp us keep the ancient waysKeep the sacred win rate strongStay in balance all our days
i like-a da womyys
>>552690673i can fish>>552605214going to guess its too late for this one
>>552692498Opening
splatoon 4 will let you pick the colours in colour lock
>>552693260pardon think i missed it, can join next shift
>>552690673Full I guess?
>>552692498>Willing to take a couple moreI should also add, you don't have to choose a color
>>552693726>>5526939404/4
>>552694345lmaooo i love sniping /ink/ players
>>552694526in my defense i asked to join
The year of the squid.
>>552690564i don't think there is anyone seriously defending the map design in the early splat3 stagesi'd argue it didn't get much better from there either, umami is the only good splat3 original and that's a big outlier (romen is overrated desu), but that's a slighty less popular opinion, some people feel it did get better and i won't argue with them because better than dogshit can still be dogshit, just on the upper boundary of it instead of deep in the fecal matter
Inject fentanyl I will not be doing everything for you again
why are some people so good in sr
GG's Salmonators!
gggggggssssssss HG moonrunes
GGs salad
ggs (i was the fish)
>>552694187purple would be nice but you can give her another color if needed
anyone want to keep fishing?
Nobody sniped anyone, I saw K was waiting and he asked first so I sat this one out. I know in your sad troll life politeness doesn't exist, but try reading about it some time.
>>552696160Years of playing it have made me alert to know which bosses I should be looking out for depending on which weapon I have. How to handle every wave in a basic format with the area we are playing in. With this mode you have a standard predictability in knowing what the enemies are gonna do cause they're programed instead of dealing with 7 unpredictable humans in a match.
>>552696160being bad at sr is more noteworthy than being good
>>552697263I could fish at the hour.
good night /ink/
>>552697280who asked
being good at SR is like being good at tableturf lmao
>>552696023>throwing weaponoperator error
>>552697890opening
>>552698673I'm in.
>>552697891good night
>>552697908more like stupid run heh, gottem
>>552698673ill join too
Bombs? Line Marker? Point Sensor? All throwing weapons.
>>552699250opening
literally what the fuck were they thinking with splattercolor screen
>2 golden eggs
>>552700245that was me, ggs
>>552699550they were making a special for a version of splatoon that should exist, not one that exists. it's deceptively powerful if you figure out its nuances and learn to use it in a way that causes more disruption to the enemy team than to your own, but it can't coexist with "sorry, you die now" bullshit of trizooka. ergo, we should cut trizooka and keep screen.
>>552701012pls put it in the basket
>>552699550It should've done more like more tunnel vision effect and making the ink colors indistinguishable.
>>552699550splattercolor screen is the damage up of 3's specials
>>552701758tunnel vision is a nice idea, i like it
GGs K
GGs runners
gggggsssssssssss G moonrunes SH
>>552700245I was lagging so muchggs
>>552703616Who invited Bigman?
finally hanging in S+ feels good
*rero rero rero*
How's the newest update?
can you believe it guyssplatfest! in a week!splatfest is in a week!woo hoo!i am so happy about this informationsplatfest!in a week!
>>552705162the game is pretty balanced and fun
>>552690150line piece is walleye thoughever
I love random rotations
>>552690348that is probably one of the only weapons that you can realistically gold flag on your own.
>>552707887Good woomy dressed for the winter.
>>552712058Remember to keep your woomy warm this winter!
not just in splatoon but does anyone ever even play in handheld mode
>>552719931If it's something quick like puyopuyo maybe. I don't have a train commute like the wapanese so it's not like I can actually take it anywhere.
>>552719931yes?
Any takers?
>>552722665sure I can meet you at the back of the corner store to pick him up in like 15
Saved enough money for a Switch 2 and some accessories. Now I need more info about Raiders whether or not I would buy the system.
>>552637878Woomy
>>552723317>4k x 4k>720 x 618Woomy
>>552723443The 4k image too heavy for four chams
>>552722665I loved shitposting on /ink/ with the Wii U browser.
>>552719931No. Worthless gimmick that makes for a less powerful console.
>>552723228>Saved enough money for a Switch 2Why the FUCK dont underage people stay in their xitter tiktok containment zone. No you're not cool or edgy for sharing you saved your allowance to a bunch of 4chan losers. Fuck off otherwise rainy will try to groom you.
>>552726340I meant to post in /@/ sorry.
>>552726143Life is different for everyone. Dont be so quick to judge.
>>552726143clever falseflag....
After several Side Order rounds, I am convinced that this squid is canonically retarded.
>he bought
Why does the game have such shit limited hairstyles for males?I went with being a girl squid cause the customisation is better.
why do gold grizzco badge holders still play sr
>>552723317excelent woomy
>>552734571In S1 the boys were more or less an afterthought. Mush cut is decent but it's one of the few that is.>>552736296Stockholm syndrome.
i like how mullet is clearly supposed to be a male hairstyle but everyone puts it on woomies, while double bun became double manbun upon transition to 3i've literally only seen it on yebs>>552734571embrace the groove and get an afro
>>552731960>he's poor
>>552734571WoomVeem game, WoomVeem world
>>552734571>tfw the most significant addition to male octoling hairstyles is being able to use the veemo ponytail that's been there since the beginning
>>552747389I'm not getting afro. >>552748401Lol>>552749421Yeah. I kind of want some more mid-length hair styles. Just short curtains or something. All I saw really was haircuts for blacks (no diss)
>>552704656good woomy
Making /ink/ers kiss eachother
>>552758661/ink/er yuri...
>>552748401Octos aren’t welcome in woomy’s world
>>552761351>forced meme
>>552760029Still playing?
>>552762356opening a room in a little
i am sorry i have to brb 5 minutes
please match us again, please also let us win
I miss being a kid and not being able to tell a good map from a bad map.
>>552766457I just miss being able to have 1v1s man, these maps are too fucking claustrophobic
>>552766457you think you can but you still can't
>>552723609You can use catbox.
GGs sh
>>552772953GGs p
>>552747389this is why not genderlocking is a good thing
>>552773206A lot of ear-based headgear clips with that emote.
how do i contact nogami i need to beg him to add something to splatoon 4 before it's too late
>>552776590buy nintendo stocks
where is my yebby based content?
>>552777872i'm too poor and soulful for that
:J
>>552778648Unironically that is the only way and some Japanese autists have done that before to ask inane questions during shareholder meetings.
>>552780509man this sucks why can't i just @ him on twitter or make a reddit post or something
>>552780629because one nobody should not be allowed to influence the direction of the series without large sums of money
>>552780821but money havers are the most likely to be soulless
>>552781143don't cry about it to me, i don't make the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
HE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIJ3aY1srJo
please keep that thing away from me i'm allergic to shellfish
>>552784146based
hard SR rotation
woomy sexo
>>552789603yeah I imagine it would be just by looking at location and weapons.
>>552784146dude still quoting flc ideas but won't quote the most important of them all
Can someone post a naked woomy? My friend needs it. He doesnt want to go to /aco/.
>>552790427imagine being this miserable
>>552790427based on what
>>552790427>irrelevant nonsense from over 2 years agono wonder
>>552790427wait is he the armchairfag?
>>552791464prolly not, he shit on marker like everyone else
>>552790427i think splat3 is a game with an extremely clear vision about what should be at the top, and then a dartboard for everything they grandfathered in, so to say. half the weapon roster feels not just irrelevant, but intentionally irrelevant.
When's the next balance patch, it feels like it's been ages
>>552795136It’ll never be in your favor.
open?
>>552795136next year, and only because we find an exploit that lets splatanas fly that will go unpatched for a week
>>5527951362027
>>552664383Frye love every month
the possible existence of splatoon 4 is the only thing keeping me going
I ate xxx hot cheetos and it's too spicy I cant concentrate on the game
>>552797397but what if splatoon 4 doesn't have woomies?
>>552797657that's fine, i'm in it for the gameplay
>>552797750what if it has woomies but no gameplay?
>>552797821i will splat myself
>>552800150i will this year.
salmon anyone?
>>552800697no anon, you have so much to woom for
>>552801107>double swordyes
>>552801740opening
>>552802064Joining in a sec
>>552801107May I join?
>>552801107I can 1king.
>>552802249>>552802302just started the shift 2/4reopening soon
>>552802249>>552802302opening
tight shifts
ggs 1kang
gggggggsssssssss PaG
GGs, stupid reward system, we totally kicked ass.
5goldie
>>552806582it is really stupidi swear i get more gold scales by failing than to actually kill the king
>>552806668can i have one
>>552806808
>>552806718oh you silly dog, you really thought this game is designed to reward success? literally the only thing that matters is extra playtime, and giving you 10 bronze will make you come back next rotation and try again for more golds. the game is no longer the product, your attention is the product, and you are just giving it away for free by playing this god-forsaken gameyou could stop supporting such practices by ceasing to pay for online and showing them with your wallet that you will not tolerate being treated like cattle, but you apparently all like itthe game will never be good again because of you
>goomba fallacy
true just play more
What if I play salmon run because it's fun?
Anyone up for dethroning a King Salmon on the hour?Host: SSEVP400
then you're having fun wrong
>>552808025this would go so hard if splatoon had microtransactions and nintendo online cost more than $3 a month
>>552808734that's the fun partthe entire thing is a cargo cultngmi looked at other games, saw that they all do this shit, and decided to do the same in his game despite the entire reason to do so not being presentit's trendy to keep people artificially engaged!
>>552808734Paid catalogs in 4.Weekly limited timed premium exclusive gear for 500 yen (10 dorrars american) (4 euros) (20 leaf bucks) (40 mexican pesos)
>>552808718yes
>>552808025>>552809202
>>552808718>>5528092972/4
>>552809202Nintendo could shove literal garbage down my throat and I would still love and buy it
>>552809202>the entire thing is a cargo cultt. lead designer of foamstars
What good would a Switch 2 Edition do for us? Maybe that's how the other 3rd kits will show up along with a few more stages and the remaining two salmon run maps
>>552810413didn't it already get an upgrade patch?
>>552810413the rating was just for the switch 2 patchthere is no chance nor reason for a dedicated switch 2 edition of splatoon 3
>>552810413that was a clerical thing.When Splatoon 4 does come out, I'd bet anything it'd still be 1080p60hz, with a ~15hz tick rate.
>>552808718>>552809521Any room left?
>>552811137Did you even seen the raiders trailer? Theyre still jaggy and shit.
>>552811323>judging a 30 second gameplay trailer as the final product
i fucking hate mahi-mahi resort
>>552811189Opening now
new albacore hotel,,, now that was a good map
>>552811471>gameplay It wasnt. Its also unlikely the graphics will improve that much by release.
>>552812007this but unironically
>>552812153lmfaolook at the difference between https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4ngPsn5d5A and the final game and say that again
>>552808718isnt this the guy who steals outfits
>>552812435Other than the s2 lighting Im not seeing it>eeltail looks better than what we gotthanks no ga mi
>>552812630And he's going to steal your outfit next woooohhh so scary!
>>552808718>>552809297GGs quick ez mode Joe I had full meter from last night
whats a woomy gotta do to get a draw around here?
>>552814232Draw yourself.
>>552814232>>552605214
I'm so sick of spros who play as backliners on my team.
>>552812153unless the game was like 3 months away from the trailer, nintendo games do look better if they're roughly a year away from releaselook at luigi's mansion 3 teaser trailer to first full trailer
/ink/ may i borrow some money
>>552778587Splatoon 4 will have even funnier peepees
>>552814232Pay up anon.
>>552814821did comiket have any splatdoujins?
>>552814954blue archive bought out all the artists
>>552815128Understandable.
Didn't realize there's a Frostyfest rerun, not sure who to pick.>>552809297>>552813890GGs SR Crew, pretty rusty from not having fished since last year but Joe dethroning was a great success. Until next time.
>>552815237white ink
>>552811323>>552811471>>552812153>>552812435>>552812981Don't forget how badly YT's video compression murders the details and clarity of gameplay footage
>>552814954these are from splakket, the superior place.
>>552815128lots of shupos this time. mutsuki is old and busted i guess.
>gold aero thinks they're hot shitgood lord
who else is playing turf war while listening to kpop?
>>552819715me
>kslop
>>552818452depends who you are
>>552821376im woomy
>>552819905im listening to this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ips2mM7Zqw
>>552815237>not sure who to pick/ink/ is so predictable
>offering exclusive icons for playing in the splatfestd e s p e r a t i o n
>>552824991>people on 4chan are soloWhoa
>>552815310>>552824991I used a online random picker and it picked Solo. I typically don't pick Big Man but I figured might as well at least once before Raiders comes out.
>>552825309You know this would be the result no matter which option Spunk Man was
online friends are real friends
>>552825305you don't play this game anymore so why do you even care
NewsRaidersTomorrow
>>552827136you still play this garbage though lmao
This could be us.
>>552827858actually it couldn't, splatoon na is lazy and doesn't even bother doing this anymore
>>552827858I'm flar incarnate. There's no way that could be us.
>>552827960>>552827971:(
>>552827858We're not jap players so that could never be us
>>552827858>>552828563why do japs have such shit taste in fashion
>>552828731Post fit
>>552827858instead, we got this
>>552828731The bottom right is pretty good. The black heavy metal band shirt matches the black crocs with chains. For me just color coordination is key
Good Goblina
>>552813890>>552815237gg
>>552831858Does this work with mochine?
>>552831959No, it lacks Grizz's upgrades
>>552831858Very satisfying to do this, but I'm terrible at gauging the shot distance
Day 5: Still can't draw woomies how I want to.
sloshers are fraudulent
>>552839164post your work
>>552845695All of them take skill except tri. All you need to do with it is mash zr.
>>552845959You're being generousAll of them do not take skill besides stock explosherZR to win fr fr
>>552845732I will when it's passable.
>>552839164dont feel badnobody here can
About a year and a half ago I made a resolution that I would draw a little woomy every day. Then it turned into making one drawing or week.I have made nine drawings so far.
have you lost faith delusional Raiders believer
>>552850975We could be pen pals.If you don't give exchange a woomy doodle with me every week, I'll beat you up.
this is my woomyher name is womooyher favorite food is sprinkesand her favorite colors is lava
>>552853025Swell. I have been trying to scrape up motivation, energy, time, and whatever the opposite of making excuses is to make my first drawing of 2026 (formerly known as the last drawing of 2025), I think I might be done around Easter time. I'll keep you posted.
>>552845695that face is fraudulent
>>552831959No but this one can be done.
>>552854531>flopshredderGood woomy.
woomy jerking me off with her flopper
>>552828731>>552812630is that why she doesnt steal outfits from japs only /ink/ers like how k copied prochara's outfit
It has been 210 days since Splatoon Raiders was first revealed.
>>552872684I have no idea why they're being so radio silent about it and secretive. I would've thought they'd've said something by now.
>>552857801You’re so bitter rainy!
>>552872932it's metroid crime 4 all over againwe'll get a linear 4-hour long campaign, but they'll sell it for 60 bucks instead of 20 like oe and so
>>552874203>long=good
>>552874375when it's "collect 50 shards of woomy magic scattered across the world to proceed", it's shit. when it's a properly handcrafted challenge throught, it's good.
Collect 50 shades of woomy magic to proceed (they're locked behind killing salmon run kings and only like 5 per rotation).
>>552880538more like up to 2 (usually 0)
woomy begets woomy
>>552874203retard
>>552872932Raiders was announced on the fucking secondary nintendo app and went 2 directs without even a passing mention to let people know it exists. It's going to be side order all over again
>>552886437>2 directs1 direct.
>>552886586it's a clash blaster, it needs another one or two indirects
>>552892494Only oldfags will understand this.
>>552892494race changing clothes?
>>552892494
>>552893662
>>552893987
>>552894225I wish my favorite idol would spy on me.
making real woomy
>>552825305they've been doing this since grand festival, retarded doomfaggot
>>552903450Sparkling woomy.
>>552903450the eyemask... shoulda done it in gray and not outlined it, it clashes too much with the rest of the pic. otherwise, noice.
>>552907816sure
>>552909243opening after this game
>>552903450Good woomy.
>>552906156sadly with the set of colors i have it was either gray that changed the base of the color as a whole or just straight black, i do agree though and would have if i had like a paynes gray
yo who fsh
>>552907816Full?
Hungry?
>>552911030nope, opening
just beeb yourself, bwos
Inkbrush hurts to play.
>>552913534do you use more than one finger? i try to do like a rolling tech with 3
>>552913534try inkbrush on joycons, they have much lighter triggers
here's your splatoon 4, bros.
>>552910775Ill fshoben in a few minutes?
ggs openfuck flounder heights
GGs k and p
>>552915125opening room if still alive
fsh 2/4
>>552916368i fsh
glasses are cute.
>>552916616I don't understand the glasses fetish desu.
>>552916585opening
>>552916730I like inktelligent girls.
>>552916616>>552917212Is it still cute if my yebb wears glasses.....
bruh my fucking switchim banned w/e if you guys wanna wait then you can if you want but feel free to go without me
>>552917509lmao dork
>>552916730>trying to reason fetishesAnon, a synapse fired at the wrong moment. There's nothing else to explain.
>>552918317I'll wait, eatan breakfast anywaygonna drop the room and then assume you're unb& when you reopen
>>552918853opening again SURELY this time i won't grief the room
>>552916616way to go they stole this before you even posted it>>552815237>>552813890
>>552914787
ggfsh been a long time nice king
GGs fshs
No way to counter this.
>>552921340>>552921184ggs fsh
>>552921958Game sense counters this
>>552921958you had 15 frames to react
>>552921958>hammer was ready>directly above himDeserved.
i was wondering why splatoon 4 was taking awhile to come out but then i remembered they're gonna make it switch 2 only to get a ton of people to buy the console.
>>552925849Makes sense. Splatoon 2 was Switch only making WiiU owners buy it.
sometimes to make /ink/ more tolerable i imagine everyone with big boobs
>>552925849yeah, dumbass
>>552925849duh?you think they're gonna make games for switch 1 forever? it's been 9 years
>>552925849good
>>552926223/ink/er woomies with big woobies
Guys I only have a ps vita. Please tell me they're going to release Raiders on it.
This is a woomySometimes she eats a lot
>>552930516hmm, intriguing
>tfw the splatfest tee isn't ability-neutral
Fun fact, Shiver doesn't actually have a bigger butt than Frye, she just arches her back in a way that makes it look bigger.
>>552932195>assmogged and titmoggedshiverbros...
>>552932340she's just like me fr
>>552932195You also can't see Frye's butt normally whereas you can always see Shiver's. Shiver is small.
1king fish?
>>552934697Me
>>552935001Woompening.
>>552934697open?
>>552936010Opening.
ggs 1kingers
>team just keeps retreating and giving the enemy more and more ground>lose obviously because any counter is a 1v4>repeat for the next 5 teamswhat is going on? why aren't people playing?
>>552936838I shall.
>>552939381opening in a little
>>552939307xmas is the time when new splatoon players play
>>552926197>>552926237>>552926425>>552926869look i forgot the woomies exist for a couple years, check to see if a new game comes out to binge for like a month or two and repeat. mbmb
fuck you if you use 91 blast
>>552944354I've having a stroke reading this.
how should clash blaster neo be nerfed??
That's enough sploon for me now ggs woompen
>>552944627by removing blasters from splatoon 4
instead of forcing stealth jump on people because chargers exist, they should just make superjumps only visible outside a weapon's range.
how do you counter booyah bomb spam aerospray in tower
>>552948746buy nintendo stocks, attend the meeting, complain that nogami is ruining splatoon, ???, profit.
>>552948746vacuum.
>>552948746He's likely not contributing much to begin with.
>>552948746kill it before it can use booyah
>>552947440or just make stealth jump the default behavior and either remove the ability or give it the functionality it had in 1 (slower jump, always invisible marker)
>>552948746get off the towerget back on the towershoot someone in the meantimerepeat in 20 seconds
>>552917212>>552831156>>552830407I need to rub one out unfortunately
>>552950540post a pic when your done?
>>552949545you only need it versus chargers. it's marginally useful for everything else, most of the time, they can't get to you safely the way a charger always can. that's why it should be default. better yet, remove chargers.
>>552950631h-huh anon why?
>>552950717:)
>>552947440>uwaaah i MUST jump the very millisecond i respawn and not be punished for jumping where people can punish me uwaah let me play the game!solution- remove sj and make people learn to both jump to safe places and provide those safe spaces if they get the arrows saying a superjump is getting readied (i bet most of the people never even noticed that they get a notification before teammate jumps to them)
>>552951253shut up crabspace
>>552951253i don't care about other weapons seeing it, getting bombed or camped is your fault. jumping to a backliner being unsafe because chargers exist is just boring. honestly, if they just removed sj and made it so chargers couldn't see landing zones, i would be fine with it.
superjumping from anywhere except spawn is the most dishonest mechanic in splatoon
>2026 >still no raiders newsi just want /ink/ to thrive again bros
>>552957039Same, anon. Need more Raiders news.
But Raiders news tomorrow is real.
anons im very new and i suck COCK so hard its insaneplease tell me whats the NOOBIEST gun i can use im getting btfod so hard by people that use rollers. i heard rollers and buckets are good for people that suck
>>552959039Use a roller or blaster.
>>552959039Brushes. Wiper if you're feeling daring.
Side Order out of alpha soon.
>>552959039luna blaster, blaster, and octobrush. it doesn’t get any easier than those 3 weapons
It ain't easy being woomy.
I look at a woomy and wonder where she's been.Over the hill, in the city, passing by krill, who knows when.Her tattered clothes and caressing her gun.Pay her a fifty, a medium bill, a sigh but the sin, it's to be done.The blackened night and never-kind chill.Broken street lamp, stench of the gulch, the air quite damp, the moon is still.The target identified and isolated in the street.Turned to mulch, hand tries to clamp, some useless culch, an unremarkable feat.The soulless deed and dirt done dirty.No one heard, the surroundings quiet, not even a bird, the body a slurry. The storm washes and wipes it away.Tears silent, now her third, fruitless to fight it, sun breaks the day.
>>552964801great woomy
Utsu BUMP
Is rainmaker still the best mode for newbies?
>>552982810nooo let us die...
>>552984076imagine thinking this could ever be true
>>552984076nozones is the only "beginner-friendly" ranked modethe objective takes care of itself, you don't have to worry about standing on it or moving something to a goal, and it's the most turf war-adjacent mode
>>552985589>it's the most turf war-adjacent modeit's the furthest mode from turf in practiceclams are the ranked turf war, rainmaker has a lot of turf in it too, zones are more castle siege and less large-scale territory control
>>552986370how the hell is clam shitz ranked turf?
>>552986370>clam blitz is ranked turf because you need turf to pick up clams>splat zones is not ranked turf because you don't get points for turfing outside the zonelol
This is what happens when you never play and just imagine scenarios in your head.
>>552989453i call him armchairfag for a reason
>>552988898>>552989161in clams, you need large scale turf control for both gathering clams and pushing, ergo, turf-like expansion. it's turf, but appended with extra rules and mechanics to make a balanced mode with an ongoing back-and-forth and many push opportunities, rather than "you push once to get more turf down exactly 180 seconds in" casual unbalanced mess that is turf. in sz, you can get control beyond the zone to create a buffer, but it's a fundamentally defense-oriented mode, not a control-oriented one, because of how consolidated the objective is. just because the objective is to paint something doesn't make it turf.
>>552990648you're a retard dude
When will we get this Nogami?? WHEN????
>>552995025really hoping we can escape this curse of lacking customization in Raiders, I'm half expecting photo mode to not have poses again
shake that ass /ink/
>>552990648>in sz, you can get control beyond the zone to create a buffer, but it's a fundamentally defense-oriented mode, not a control-oriented one, because of how consolidated the objective isit's literally more control oriented than blitz because you MUST control the central objective to win whereas blitz lets you shark around and cheese football generation and superjumps
>>552996727control as in, control more of the territory. sz's loop is a defense-breakthrough tug of war, clams' lays down more on expansion and denial, much closer to turf.
>>552998349concentrated control vs loose turf war style control
>>552998349post power
>want to pick solo for le funny ink color>but it's probably going to be the most popular team (again) and thus 90% of matches will be mirrorsI hate this system
Woomy in roomy on her vroomy
>>553003952
>>553002119how else could it possibly work without giving the popular pick horrible match times
>>553002119I see people complain about mirrors but does it matter in the end when you’re getting at least 21 snails anyway?
>>553007767they want to have the illusion of their matches mattering (they don't)
>>553009690Wonder if most popular would still win if everyone thought this and didn't play
>>553014397ok mikkel
>>553007767I want the special ink color
>>553002119A lot of people are choosing Family. Friends seems like the rare face off for this one.
>>553016553Might just be my autism, but if you're close enough to spend the holidays with them, wouldn't you already consider close friends like that family?
Tell us all about your first time playing Splatoon.
>>553020598One the day of release I didn’t even know it was that day. I just had this feeling like it was and sure enough it was releasing on that day. I got the amiibo’s and I didn’t even reserve the set.
>>553020598I thought it looked awful but then I played the first testfire and wanted it asap.
>>553020598I don't recall, I just remember Smash Ultimate giving me buyer's remorse for the whole Switch and grabbing Splatoon 2 because the choco tako is pretty.
back in my day we played turf warwe had to unlock ranked, as a groupwhen we got it, it was only zonesand the level cap used to be 20
>>553023519and it was horrible
>>553023842you misspelled "soulful"
>>553024026>game releasing rushed and barebones is okay because it's "soulful"
>>553020598I was watching Twitch Plays Pokemon, they'd just completed a run and had an intermission where streamer let us play around with his WiiU. I got to do a couple inputs in Splatoon and then decided to get it because it looked fun.
>>553024080Yes, it was eventually good and has the excuse that it was the first game. It's what made a good portion of people myself included buy a Wii U in the first place.
>>553020598played the testfire and was instantly hooked
>>553024080barebones is good for something experimentalrelease a compact meta with as few variables as possible and let it develop
remember!an important part of staying fresh is knowing how to properly accessorize!
True oldfags remember when ballpoint inkjet was meta.
true oldfags remember ika musume.
>>553027574The dress would look better nowadays since the underwear doesnt extend past the shoulders.
woomy cunny...
>>553020598got it for wii u, played a dozen hours of it and then quit because mario maker was more fun
>>553020598saw the announcement trailer, got the most hyped i've ever been for a new game because it obviously had revolutionary shooter mechanicsplayed the testfire and was instantly addicted to itit gave me a reason to live
>>553024026They don’t make woomies this cute anymore
>>553020598I bought a Switch I bought S2 with itI started up the game my woomy said woomy been hooked since
>>553020598first time i played i didn't use motion controls
