Previous: >>551872424>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki ShowtimeCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Tosen Jordan 3*, Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Kitasan Black (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Teio!
Teio a cute!
Sagittarius is another NSM+Spurt golshi gamble isn't it? is there even a point in building another one? (maybe to just drop stam for wit)
Mister Ryuji Wada get down!
Everyone in this thread pulled her, right?
>the other thread got deleted
>>55189097010079% need Akebono gf and I don't care if I have to kill the anon below me for it
>>551891095Is she Trainersexual?
>>551891095Wanted her but used all my carrats on Kitasan
>>551891076You can also take Pump and Moving Past on her because the third corner is ~30m after the late-race straight, so the delay pretty much nonexistent.
>>551890970we are not reaching 2000 threads before new year...
>>551891132I’ll use the Trainer above me as a shield to get rid of you.
>>551891186She's even more retarded than HaruShe doesn't need a lover, she needs a handler
>>551891086suprise :3 attack
>>551891076the umalator is suggesting that Sagittarius is actually going to be Taishin hell since she is still the only character in the game who can get this skill
>>551891095Wedding Maya spooked me on daily pulls instead
>>551891009these aren't as good if there's not at least full VA or a translation
>>551891086old fuck spotted
>>551891186she has her moments
>>551891095Her only personality is having colored nails
>>551891267Taishin is S TIER in THIS CM?! (NOT CLICKBAIT) (POTENTIAL UNLOCKED)
Get FUCKED Bright!
>>551891205Only reason I got her is because I got OMEGA spooned on KSB but I ended up really liking her
>>551891402JUST BECAUSE YOUR GOLDSHIT THREAD GOT DELETED DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULD START ACTING UPPITY HERE SO EARLY
Chronogenesis owes me sex
>>551891402
>>551891402Art style doesn't really do it for meNot quite sure what it reminds me of, but I don't like itFlat Cafe is good, though
>>551891267her mid game is dogshit though... every CM where people said her potential was unlocked she got like 10% winrate and lost to mediocre golshi, and on mile she got raped by uokkas
>>551891267Which site is this?
this thread will be butter
>>551891267POTENTIAL
>>551891095Pulled for sex, stayed for loveBALLIN
>>551891270I used tickets and got Cafe and Fantasy Grass in the two first pulls, but I would still exchange both of them for Maya
>>551891640*rapes you*
>>551891086His mortal enemy…
gn
Researching imported stallions in Japan and came across this incredible mare hating specimenhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Emblem
Digitan LOVE
>>551891545mediocre taishins job hard to mediocre golshisstrong taishins are on par to strong golshist. taishin player
the weakest taishin jobs to me
I will not spend my ticketsI will not impulse rollI will not masturbate dailyI will not order take out 4 times a weekI will fix my bowels A NEW YEAR A NEW UMA
will tamamo actually be better/on par with golshi
GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU FUCKING HAGS
ne taishin ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne taishin.Taishin! TAISHIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>551891086FUCK T.M OPERA O, I don't know how my deceased orange friend let him ride on his back
>don't over do it! on a 21% training predebut>worst outcome for top option>first infirmary visit doesn't clear the practice poor>recreation is the river walk instead of shrine visit>fail a "2%" fail chance training after trying to force through it and fish for the extra training clear>give up careerhaven't had a start that rough in a while
>>551889385They are the exact same as any other pull and will get you a rainbow 3% of the time.>>551891686>free ticketyou were supposed to hold onto the pink tickets> I have never sparked an uma bannerkek ngmi
>>551892014cafe is already late golshi. tomato might be better late golshi because of gold tail
Left is most likely to luckshit me into finals, right?
>>551892106thats just an average king halo run
>>551892168>That dogshit witYeah, B finals.
Hello.*medium shoes*
>the line is now over 560kremember when class 6 used to be 390k, good time, good times indeed
>>551892168I've seen scary oonigas with medium S + fall + left. That looks solid
>>551892027To defeat the hags you must field your own Superior Hag™
>>551891095no i pulled 2 default rudolfs and ended up 5 starring her after clearing through the 2 statues per star supply
Taishin will be top of the meta this time for realsies, even after the release of reindeer Oguri. Trust the plan.
>>551892116>kek ngmiim doing fine despite never sparking and only pulling with daily carats and tickets. still sitting on 39 tickets waiting for tamano
>>551892259Post yours with deck big boy
Taishin is a dumb, midget cunt and she doesn't deserve a friend like Tickezo
remember do nyot force natie into another humiliation ritual https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbJTMN1rslU
i fucking hate this dumbass wide swing mechanic
>>551891267nigga filter for median on skills specially accels
>>551891851Akebono is 99
>>551892529adapt and overcome toreina
Imagine the Umamusume ...
>>551891851Why Tickezo need a scooter?
>>551892378that's a FAT ass
>>551892302>2 bignigsdoesn't count
>>551892597i'm still allowed to hate it
>>551892609to make sick spin tricks
>>551892609Looks like their concept art. all of em>>551892632I have yet to see a bignig win. They all die.
>>551892472that's the beauty of it. tickezo is so pure of heart to be able to love someone like taishin.
Special Wife love!
>>551892497peroperoperopero
>>551892727she's so cute
>>551892713She reminds me of my mom
>>551892727fuarkkk i want to voucher spechud so bad bros...
take the daily scout pill
>>551892713That's kinda problematic isn't it? Feels like it promotes abusive relationships.
>>551892712>I have yet to see suzuka win, they all dieAre you literally fielding your own? Possibly without unrestrained?
>>551892603>Literally a heart on the headoh dear...
>>551892712You should run in test rooms during EU nights/US mornings, those are usually where I run into the most number of competently-built bignigs that put on dominant performances.
>>551892897your 2 minutes late intern-kun
>>551892543Where did you get this picture of me?
>>551892147Shimaidon best don
Hello friends!!!
>>551892387>I'm getting requests from some retardsettle down nigger
>>551893045Hello babyposter
>>551892472biwa would say this
>>551892603is it a mare? I would not survive
>>551892935Mine all had Unrestrained, GW, Taking the Lead, and mid-race. She still died even when uncontested.>>551892979Even with 2 present?
which uma would be disappointed that tracen only has a umaverse collab deal because she likes playing y-uma-oh instead
1 tap See you guys next week
NEW DAY
>>551893156>Even with 2 present?No. But the solo bignigs in those rooms win more often than not.
>>551892913maybe if tickezo was actually abusive and taishin genuinely did not want the relationship. but it's clearly not written that way. that's like saying stories involving consensual sex promotes rape.
>>551891545I lost to taishin in libra...
sweet, I can spend money again
>>551892993That's me, anon.
>>551893232thank you little piglet
>>551893185You can go higher
>>551892938You just know this horse is made for (you)
See you guys next week
>>551892913Taishin doesnt mean what she says and dahby knows it
>>551893156I tested suzuka lobbies 2 days ago, and found some anon with a 1000 power suzuka that won 30% of the time even with another big nige in the lobby
Easy game, easy life
This'll hold, right?
I did it. I BEAT team trials.
>>551892603>male horse with a heart on its headWhat did god mean by this?
>>551893185>>551893357>>551893454>>551893472>>551893484no one asked
don't forget to do you daily pulls!
>>551893579I asked
>>551893579I asked I cared
buy the clock, buy the parfait, end salebuy the clock, buy the parfait, end salebuy the clock, buy the parfait, end saleeveryday
I askedI cared
>>551893579I did!
>>551893582i do but only on umas
>>551893654>he isnt buying the dirt sashestsk tskbricked
>>551893582where the fuck did my r go in "your"??
>>551893654buy dirt shoesbuy suzuka pieces>>551893712>he doesn't have 100+ of every sash
>>551893185>>551893357>>551893454>>551893472>>551893484I asked. I care.
>>551893579Lower caste!Go back to Class 5 where you belong
>>551893579
THEY TRANSLATED "BER-CHAN" AS BERRYTHEY TRANSLATED "BER-CHAN" AS BERRYTHEY TRANSLATED "BER-CHAN" AS BERRYTHEY TRANSLATED "BER-CHAN" AS BERRYTHEY TRANSLATED "BER-CHAN" AS BERRY
>>551893519You know.
>>551893781Who the fuck ever runs teio sho past the need for the trophy?
>>551893654They should add a clear shop button
>>551893781Post your 101 Dirt Derby sashes right NYOW
>>551893185>he thinks this week's cut wont go past 600koh nono
>>551893185>>551893357>>551893454>>551893472>>551893484Move over, scrubs
>sweepy2 got taken down from githuh?
>>551893579I askedI cared
FREEDOM
>>551893712Why would I buy dirt shoes when my club mates give them to me for free?
>>551893902erm
>do daily pull>its gold>turns to rainbow>OH FUCK Y-FUCK YOU YOU STUPID BITCH I HAVE 3 OF YOU ALREADY
>>551893697still might be worth to do support banners too, if you get copies then just cleat them, otherwise theres a small chance to go from LB1 to LB3 like I did with Seiun Sky
>>551893930because they request dirt shoes and you give it back to themits all a huge ponzi scheme
>>551893820If you're gonna translate a -chan nickname, slapping a y to the end is pretty much the way to goPersonally I prefer to leave honorifics a is, but what do I know
I didn't ask but I do care
>>551891095the uma who took my "three-star in one ten-pull" virginity
>>551893964You should get more
>>551893881hoho.... 20 coals in da jar
Bakushins boobs are the perfect size and everything bigger is disgusting
>>551894031get back to drawing rabi rabibwo
Is there any point to doing lvl 5 showtime?Not like you get anything unique out of it, you just get rewards that much quicker, right?Kinda worthless considering you risk losing out on 30 tp due to no retries
>>551893820but does she say no cap on a stack?
Just lost my S virginity with a Gutsfraud run
>>551893990Works on my machine
>>551894042she'll never give you a paizuri tho
>>551893930erm he said sashes bwo
>>551893834hoeh arigato>>551893861okey
>>551892887Her design is so simple but incredibly beautiful desu
>>551893820Berry is a lame nickname
>>551893902kingu is not this big
>>551893881every fork got nuked, the bot anon got his github account nuked as well.
>>551894131Naizuri > Paizuri
>>551894042Fact checked by true Bakushin patriots
Danchouuuuu
>>551894176One could even say it's a... berry lame nickname
>>551893902all umas should have tits this big
>>551894241
>>551894150wtf i kneel
>>551893902>next scenario>every G1 win increases trainee bust size>certain bust size breakpoints increase training facility level
>>551893902>>551893798>>551893795>>551892147>>551891894Yeah, that's the stuff
>>551894150I see that JBC Sprint you fuck
>Misclick the daily sale prompt>Have to do the walk of shame to the shop
>>551893795GyarusexGonna make her belly even bigger by getting her pregnant
>>551893972>>551894341all umas should have tits this big
>>551893881I send the github link to the JP support team.I got a mail half a day ago that they are reviewing the content.I didn't expect them to be this fast.
>>551894440nuh uh
>>551894503did you also tell them that all the top clubs use it and they should get banned
>>551894503There's a poor filipino boy getting waterboarded insided cygames' basement and you're laughing.
Are we getting boosted stats or did I just make a 13744 uma through sheer luck???
>>551894231WE CAN'T LET HIM LIVE KICK HIM DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>551894042Amen
uma(s) you bros wish you had but so far hasn't spooked you? for me it's falcon and eishin
>>551893881>first bot turned out to be spyware infested and run by a bad faith developer>second bot pops up and promises to be a direct successor to the firstSurely you didn’t fall for it, anon?
>>551894503CURRENRAT
>>551894591>theres a poor manlet being tortured and you are laughingyes and?
>>551893995>green borderwhat the hell
>>551894197there are still some bots left but they aren't forks of sweepy
I can't win a single room with oonigga Suzuker and two fronts. And I haven't seen a single Suzuka win either. I think I'm going to salvage this team and make three gambling lates, fuck this retarded youtuber gaslight every single CM
>>551894503curren saves the day and holocausts all the filthy sweepy cheaters
>>551894503curren would definitely snitch
>>551894635suzuka so i can metafag
>>551894410>tits>tits>belly>tits>Digitanwhat did the Overlord mean by this?
>>551894640you got your timeline wrongfirst was fine until they pushed an update that added spywaresecond just reverted that update
>>551893881Well damn I guess I'll clone the SEA one just in case
>>551894503It's that easy? Why weren't we doing this sooner
>>551893881qrd on that one chief i only know hachimi
>>551894760Post builds
>>551894760You've seen the light toreina. If you have armpit Rudolf, fall frenzy is fuckin cracked. Or you can bring regular Rudolf for Dominator
GRRRRRRRRR YOU MEDDLING GRAMMER!!!
>Junior yearThis is it. This is the run.
>eden got away with it
>TBD approaches
I'm 55 pulls into Kitasan without getting a single SSRI got only one copy in her original run after 240 pulls not including the sparkThe game is making me racist, I'm never rolling for a black (haired) uma again
>>551894503the next bot should feature both curren and falcon so the fans of each uma don't try and cancel it.
>>551894919GOOD LUCK
Has anybody tried using Dober's inherited unique on Lates for Scorpio? I tried and it didn't feel like it did much but this Grass also has other issues that could be leading to that like shitty skills and no Medium S.
>>551894503you ruined some SEAmonkey's day, good job anon
>>551894919AIIIIIEEE >>551895059DAI KYO DESU
>>551894845Of course it was.
>>551895009Damn bwo. I had to pull to spark both times but now I have MLB KSB, 2LB Satono Diamond, and 2LB El Condor Caca
>>551895009I dumped 230 pulls in that banner and got kitasan after 220 and exactly 1 additional SSR (yaeno muteki) (its shit)
>>551893881>I was just looking at it hours agoGoddamn it I should have cloned it by then
What was the retention line before reset?
>>551894503https://github.com/Kisegami/Uma-Musume-Auto-Trainhttps://github.com/KurfurstSaya/UAT-Global-ServerSend these too
>>551895103the ashen beast and the white lightning claim another one...
>>551895103You can still turn this around, everything is still possible!
>>551895067>he dust knot knoll
>>551895193between 560k and 561k
>>551895289rape
you deserve to get raped if you choose any team with oguri and tamamo in it btw
>>551895115>>551895131At least I'm not the only lucklet around, it feels like everyone's had good luck or just straight up quit
>>551895194Thanks. I thought only those who have been using it have the advantage now
>>551895227I already threw myself into the lake beneath algae where I belong...
>>551894884you're going to just laugh at me so I'm not falling for it
>>551895194>The second one added a kofi link as the very first commit after forkinglmao
Grey umas are the best!
>>551895067its bad this CM because of half mid race is a corner so it gets wasted
>>551895284So it's going up by 5-7k every week now after everyone's updated their honses
>>551895394>Trains bad umas>Complains about being gaslit
>>551895323Not so fast, fiend.
I kind of pity the anon
>>551894503Botters will still keep using it though.You have to tell them that they have to take action against people that are currently botting nonstop (i.e. everyone in ed*n)
>>551895406I daresay we are hitting brownness levels that shouldn't be possible.
surely im safe
Dober's unique on Taiki anyone? Surely it'll work better than Pump since you can proc on 5th too
>>551895410reddit: the image
Does dober's unique work on dober?
>>551895595nyes
>>551895410GREY POWER
>>551895131biwayo
*cough* *cough* at least i got 5 new umas from off rate... *dies* and 2 dupes
>>551895194you forgot this one https://github.com/Magody/Umaplay
>>551894503CURREN GOD
Just one more run and I am finally free
>>551893881>>551894197>people yelled at me for not using some forkthats why I went with the unrelated bot...not AS feature rich but still based and it works
>>551895635As long as she doesn't rush should work
>first bot: spyware, dev tries to delete your account>second bot: trojan, dev tries to panhandle for money>SURELY THE THIRD-
>>551895810My condolences anon
Please don't use Doba with a hard R
>>551894841the overlord is an architect
>>551895379NUUU YOU CAN ALWAYS TRY AGAIN
>>551895850reddit horse
>>551895810No way this isn't rigged
Are you having fun, anon?
>>551894635Same, I need my two wives
>>551895598What do you think
>>551895901who's the 4chan horse then
>>551895491the point is that worse umas are winning
>>551796729I pulled Dober in 40 rolls but none of you wished me luck so I'm going to cry anyway, I hope you're happy.
>>551895953kingu
>>5518959534chan shakur
>>551894635When I sparked for Eishin I got both Bourbon and Falco, which I wanted really bad. Now I hope for Biwa, Brian and Fuku armor on the all Uma banner.
cm7 status?
>>551895850>panhandle for moneyWhat did I miss? Was Sweepyfiles not the end of it?
>>551894635dOTO
Me when I buy concentration
>>551895953Easy
Is it weird that I'm disappointed that Dober wasn't meaner to me for being a manShe seemed more Taishin than Gold City
>>551895914post more of this artist k thx bye
>>551895953biwa 4chanhide
>>551895953taishin
>>551896047I finally got MLB Kita…I am unLEASHED
>>551895953Curren 4ChanIt's literally in the name and thus not up for debate
Getting real fucking sick of Marvelous Sunday not giving me Tail Held High hints
>>551896047I have a good taiki and a good ryan and a 10% winrate runaway im feeling pretty good about this one
>>551895953The one that's obsessed with fortune and four leaf clovers.
>>551895953She's coming January 20
>>551896094he said 4chan not ryona cock addicted slut doeverb8????
hachimi...
>>551895953Mayano Top Gun
>>551895194You are free to report them yourself.https://support.umamusume.com/contact/
>>551896279I want to fuck her senseless.
Why are people saying to skip Christmas Oguri? Because she might get screwed like Summer Maruzensky?
>>551896051They just added a donation link to their version right away. It’s not like a huge deal compared to the Trojan thing, admittedly, but it definitely is a thing
>>551895331I don't think I've ever beaten turf queen oguri.
>>551895953chudmano cross
>>551895953I know we have at least 2 anons that got banned for saying rapes you with this emote in the official discord
>>551896292The only thing you did was kill the bot /vg/ is using and not the ones redditors and discordfaggs are using sadly
can I win cm8 with this?
>>551896323You can ticket her a month or two later with a ticket for a fraction of the investment
>>551896373shes too based for 4chan
>>551896373Honestly Opera is probably the most high functioning autist horse in the game, so she is definitely a pretty good candidate for /ouruma/
the fuck
>>551896357Not even having their PC infected by an ebeggar is enough to stop botters huh
>>551896373>*rapes you*>*gets raped instead*
>>551896047great taiki that still jobs to front heavy lobbies2 front runners that are massive cope
>>551895953
313148503131485031314850
>>551896047I have a good ooniger but my other 2 slots are pretty cope right now
>>551896694how do people sit like thismy chair seat is too shallow to do thisbut if it were any deeper it would be digging into my calves if i sit back all the way in it
Were the Christmas lines really just for Christmas day?
>>551896801by being very skinny or small, or both
>>551896810What's Christmas?
>>551896810Yes, but the actual Christmas event comes later.
>>551896412Then do it yourself?Do you need a bot for this or something? Surely you can write a fucking support ticket with three links attached to it.
>>551896801you fuck your back if you're too tall but also >>551896857i mean you fuck your back regardless don't do that
>>551896810yeah but it unlocks the lines for every uma that you have obtained, so you at least don't have to hunt them all down
it's been a hot minute since I did parent runs, are SS and PTO still top picks for white sparks? or did the balance patch fuck it all up? muteki's card just makes hitting 11/6/6/x/6 harder
My Suzuka just got second in a three runaway lobby, then won in a two runaway lobby. Was "nigges kill each other if you put two in the same room" just a gaslight by people without their own Suzuka?
>>551896784Suzukas are impossible to beat for me, wtf
>>551897075yes
>>551897075no, you just got lucky
Curren spooked me, what parents do I use for her? Regular Maru and Taiki? Just for the sake of updating Team Trials
>>551897097You need your own Suzuka to kill them
>>551896801yeah, I don't see that being comfortable at allbut I can and do cross my legs, that's a comfortable position
>>551897097it's okay, only 5 people have suzuka, and they are the 5 people spamming room matches for their winning high they missed out on every other CM
>>551896373>larping freak with a single friend>manages to convince everyone with the power of meme magic that shes actually goodit kinda tracks
>>551896801only skeletal lanklets or manlets can sit like thisor f*moids. remember that their body is 50% ass by volume so they can just kinda sit however they want.
Joined 10 lobbies, won 4, second place 3. Yep I'm thinking I'm ready.
Is it time for Opera posting?
then>nooo your Suzuka needs 1200 stamina + 2 gold heals for virgo or else she dies halfway through the race!!!!! 1600m is too long!!!!!now>Suzuka only really needs 800 stamina for scorpio and she's unbeatable lolwhat changed
>>551896373I did that and I got modded
Wait a minute…we’re getting psy op-ed to like Opera right before her New Year alt!
>Blob CreekNot even 2026 yet and I already know what I'm spending +100$ on
>>551897641Super Potato...
>>551897160Taiki and whatever gets you good affinity
>>551897602Unrestrained + track distance
>>551897610>Ryanon is a discord moderator
I've talked myself out of spending money 3 times because I really want to finish my El Condor pasa card. Because I just love my horse more than meta reasons. But because my luck was so dogshit in pulling kitasan after like 41 thousand karats to just get 1 pity. Forcing me to use my selector on it to max the card. I rather not spend the money and just start the next journey of saving karats.
>>551897627It's actually a good banner since it includes ulala which is a top dirter
Oguri is so fucking lazy, there's no way she washes her hair thoroughly. She must smell all the time.
>>551897627I just wanna post my wife!
>>551897516
>>551896969hachimi would say this
>>551896969Yeah Teio would say this.
>>551895339Yeah, having 2LB KSB even after pity on the first run was fucking awful.
>>551895339I'd have literally quit the game if I didnt get a copy in under 250 pulls
triumphant pulse is a make a wish foundation ult
>>551897834Mhm...nyo Ogurin takes care of herself quite well.
>>551895339You probably seen me having a melty here before but I did 600 pulls and only got 1 kitasan copy
For inheritance.Does increasing the green skill from circle to double circle have any effect? Does it make it more likely or does it not matter at all?
How important is nimble nav/NSM on Taiki?
>>551897834Belno bathes her daily
>>551896906>Then do it yourself?Why would I lol. I'm not the one seething about the top clubs
>>551897265so there's a chance?because I don't think I can cross those 2 lengths of distance, she was so far away
>>551897641WHERE CAN I BUY THIS?
this is enough wit, right?
dude
Last chance
>>551898414>all-seeing eyesthat's useless, you could've wasted those points into more velocity skills
>>551898414you need 700 wit minimum bruv
...what is Fuji trying to show me?
>>551898475Sorry Jordan. Saving my carats for Valentine's Bobo.
Why does VF keep saying that HOguri is useless once the new year patch comes out? Am I missing something here
>>551898189Double circle doesn’t matter. Gold skills do
>>551896412>killit's just codejust pick up a copy of the repo and continue improving it>and not the ones redditors and discordfaggs are using sadlystudying the ways the bot automates things makes detection easier, so this can affect them indirectly too
Bwos I've never made a front runner before, so I tried while clearing this kiseki event. Would this be good if it was medium S? Or are there other skills I want?
>>551898131I'm so sorry anon... I'd probably have quit myself
>have 3LB Biko>have to shelf it for Sweepy because it would saturate the event chainsHate this stupid mechanic so much
AIIIIIEEE YOU AREN'T DOBER why can I only ever pull dupes...
Ohye
How does Tamamo cope with her nudes and sex tape being available for the public to purchase?
safe
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to CM tomorrow
>>551898751Look man the bills don't pay themselves
>>551898708Fine Cygames... I'll forgive you this time...
>>551898751She's poor
Nice, some good luck
>>551898623he literally used christmas oguri as an ace in cm btw. He's lying as usual
>>551898414corner recovery would have been enoughyou should have gotten on your left instead of all seeingno thats not enough wit
>>551897716eh, she's basically the same function as bourbon wit for front runners
>>551898853I have almost the same stats as you but she's eating shit in lobbies and gets raped by OG Marus
>>551898751How many copies did the torena buy?
>roll for Dober>got chud'd instead AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>551899040What's your build look like? And what are the points of failure (SFV goes off but can't catch up, can't proc SFV, etc)
>>551898694Thanks, I feel better now and happy with my MLB Kitasan. I simply love the gameplay loop too much and I'm in for the long run
Yeah I think Trainers should get with their trainees, how could you tell?
Wtf wit neicha is hot garbage at 0lb
>>551899037>passionate bookI guess it's +18
>>551899319*MLB
>>551897834she is getting help from shichi
>>551899319Everything is hot garbage at 0lb
>>551899319Every card is garbage at 0lb. Saying any card is usable at low LB is just poorfag cope.
>>551898618is it normal for your bro's tits to be big?
>>551897834hair is like one of the least smelliest parts of the body as long as you shower frequently, with or without shampoo or soap
>>551899246mysterious uma throwing the truth once again
>>551899319She's good at 3LB. I don't regret sparking her banner in the slightest.
dude i'm serious if you open this you gonna regret it
>>551899343>>551899383>>551899386Nyo...
>>551899208this is the point of failure
>>551898853Me and my wife are not scared of that overstammed witlet
Fat ass umas
>>551899479not cool anon I fell in love with Neicha more now
I want a 0LB Yaeno for her hints
>>551899208It's mostly getting shoved to the back with front freaks, but if she does proc SFV she can't win against OG Marus for some reason. Also my stamina probably look sussy with a single white heal, but the calculator said I should be fine with that guts
>>551899501it's true bwo...
>>551899009won't all these glass canon umas die to all-seeing eyes?
>>551899574I can get past Suzie myself no problems, SFV, All I've Got, Head On, NSM. My only problem is lobbies with 6 fucking fronts. Then it's up to my late gamblers...
What happened to the groundwork Taiki meme
>>551899386Eh, most of those suggestions come from the early stages of the game 4-5 months ago when everyone had shit decks except for the biggest whales that dropped several hundred money as soon as global releasedIt's different now, especially post kita rerun, but there was some truth to the idea that some 1-2LB SSRs, especially those with good skills were worth using over some shit tier mlb SRs
>>551899582you do know that everyone who does not own a suzu is bringing a nice nature since they have no other choice, and the only people making rooms are those who have a high chance to win (i.e suzu owners)
>>551894503based CurrenFalco bots viewers on umatube btw
>>551898853>>551899582Me and my retarded American powerlifter aren't afraid of either of you.
>>551899781shrewd step is cheaper and gives nearly the same effect you know
>>551899430the best bros have the biggest tits
Humiliation ritual
>>551899868I don't care about your gaslights and I am gonna call every uma ITT a witlet now that I got the upper hand
>>551896801Only women sit like that tho
>>551899908Umastan is better
>>551898751ojisans pay plenty
>>551899882And YES, GREEN WOMAN IS BACK THERE SAYING "LOW POWER. IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR TRAINEE HAD TROUBLE BREAKING OUT OF THE PACK". TO THREE GIRLS WITH 1000+ POWER. Seeing her say it to a Vodka with 1200 power and Turf S once was kinda funny.
>>551900019>almost 5 each onethat's a lot
>>551900231Wait, even better. She's saying LOW SPEED. TO THREE GIRLS WITH CAPPED SPEED AND DISTANCE S.
>>551900376https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4tg4g2A7u8
>>551900376>his speed is stilled capped at 1200this is why Tazuna is laughing at you
>>551891236Dead game
Is taking the lead good on runaway or am i better off getting other early skills for groundwork
>>551899479I can't get over the fact that every trainer spends Christmas Eve with their trainees alone, isn't that supposed to be something you only do with a couple in Japan?
>>551900613
>>551900437Nice>>551900539My Rudolf has Fall Frenzy, so I guess she's at 1260 + whatever S gives. Didn't get a hint or spark for Left Handed.
>can't be arsed to improve scorpio aces>waiting on good dober borrows for sagittarius aces>can't be arsed to grind capricorn parents>waiting on digitan card for aquarius acesI guess I'll be back next year Danchou
What cards am I gonna need for MANT?I can use stinko for Speed, I'm guessing I will need Creek for Swinging again, Finemo for Wit and then it's just Guts cards and borrow Fuku or NTR Speedvc?
>>551891267Umalator takes everything in a vacuum. Goldshi cheats with her absurdly strong mid game unique which basically eliminates the end closer's main weakness (starting far behind in late race). Taishin fails because her highly annoying unique, requiring her to be 4th through 7th in final corner while overtaking.
>>551900601IMO Taking the Lead and Concentration are both essential. And after the rework, TtL triggers right out of the gate. Add Runaway itself and there are your Groundwork triggers. Throw Left Handed in because it's innate. If you get Tokyo or Standard Distance on a good discount and you're already at ~850 stam you can skip Maestro and just take Corner Recovery. Take both greens if they're available and you genuinely do not need a blue recovery, and then Groundwork is guaranteed even if she somehow whiffs both wit checks for Concentration and TtL. Barring a Groundwork wit whiff...
kek
original maruhagsky is unbeatable this cm without a big nige, right? I'm not the only one losing to her every time, right bwos?
>>551900840Naruhodo, thanks for the info.
>>551900601>>551900840Taking the lead and groundwork are mandatory. Concentration isn't worth the points, you can take focus if you really need another groundwork trigger. I built an S Suzuka with groundwork+white taking the lead (Bourbon didn't finish chain) and she had the very real issue of beind behind other fronts at the start which sometimes ended up with her blocked in 3-5th place and never reaching runaway position. She could still win rooms but the starts were extreme gambles and the race could be lost right ouf of the gate.
>>551901129>>551892302Bring another Turf Queen. I've seen freak Ogurins (both Pace and Late - fkn SfV and Iron on both styles lmao) beat well built hags too, since uninherited Pulse is fucking cheating.
>>551901129OG Maru is literally only good because ooniggers block Angling. She loses to ooniggers anyway though so she's just a 2nd place farmer at best.Only time she wins is if there are 2 ooniggers and they run out of Stam soon after blocking Angling.
>>551901247>Concentration isn't worth the pointsHow true is this
>>551891076Sagittarius looks like easy skip
>>551901129Mine has lost to a really strong Oguri Cap that managed to hit NSM and late gamblers that hit OYL early
My friend is telling me this Dober is bad for Scorpio, is he right or is he fucking with me?Please understand I’m VERY stupid and just like the pretty horse women. Final skill is All I’ve Got
You guys said Dober hates men but she's practically begging to be dicked down at the end of her career, why did you lie to me
Guys can I get some Cafe?
>>551901430Oh fuck off that's insane
I probably shouldn't do Fuji mode on Suzuka runs. Losing a race is a real run killer.
>>551891076tamamo cross
>>551901337>Front MaruNGMI
>>551901337>Only time she wins is if there are 2 ooniggers and they run out of Stam soon after blocking Angling.Well yes, hence my team. Solo Suzuka just wins. If there's two Suzukas in the room OG Maru is stupid strong.
>>551901439umamusume is a gaslight game
my dober looks a little flamboyant but thats ok i will still cherish her
>>551901226I wrote some more after my typo annoyed me >>551901060>>551901247I don't recommend Concentration as a GW trigger, I recommended it because a Late Start WILL kill your nige, and Focus isn't enough to fully prevent the lowest roll Late Start from happening. LS being independent of wit is really fucking annoying too.>>551901408Point of contention I guess. I bring Green Woman instead of Riko so I get a discount and Kitasan is apparently only capable of shitting out Focus hints and stats.
They should rename this game to Fishing For High Rolls
so what will go wrong now?
>>551892106why you even bothered wasting time on don't overdo it. It's instant give up
haru singing sad songs is literally the funniest shit because she goes back to happy right after
>>551901247Concentration is for consistency. If she gets a late start against another Suzuka, she probably won't catch up
>>551901430Your friend is just extremely jealous and botheredYou should hate fuck him for being a naughty boy
>>551901430Brother, she fucks. You shot yourself in the foot by taking two green stamina skills AND the gold recovery AND a white recovery...but on the bright side you'll survive a fucking quadruple debuffer lobby.
Is 700/400 stam/guts + 1gold enough for a late surger? Should I pick up some whites or is she just dead on the track? On my phone and can't run the calculator
>>551901534But what if there was 3?
Why do you say 3 ooniges bad?Spot struggle can still happen with all three
>>551901601NothingYou will have a good ace
>>551901557Is Angling & Scheming necessary on her as well or is it less good than on regular fronts?
>>551901548
>>551901601i dont see medium s or any green skills...
>>551901430>late surgergood luck proccing your accels from 8th position
>>551901745You the same fukuposter that said they couldn't run the calculator last time? I ran it on my fkn phone for you. Just click "desktop mode" and you can use Sheets in browser without installing the stupid app.
>>551901430Her sole gameplan is "please god let me be in 6th place as I enter the final corner"It could be worse, I guess>>551901601>Ignited Spirit WITA bit too soon for this, don't you think?
I got Mejiro Dober. Now what?
>>551901663>>551901652She had over 2000 SP so I kinda just grabbed every skill I could (bad hints) thus even extra recovery on top of things
>>551901601Shit stats
>>551901903sex
I'm running my wife wedding maya as a late surger
>>551901601May this 7 bring your run good luck
>>551901903Put it in her ass
>>551901749it becomes a gamble, because sometimes two kill each other in the spot struggle and the third one is untouched and procs her skills
>>551901903now borrow the whales dobers anyway lol
>>551901903Now you'll become an onee-chan or suffer uma on ningen abuse
>>551901919>bad hintsBeen there, know that feeling. I'd have double maru'd Fall Runner over the 2nd green stam or Soft Step, but she fucks>>551901801It still works the same as it would on anyone else but you already have access to Unrestrained which is stronger than inherited A&S and actually fires in the right place on this track. If (big if) you have enough skill points after taking every single mid-race velocity skill available to you, then sure. I'd personally take Makween's unique or All I've Got (or even Bobo's unique) over Angling. Keep any cheeky Lates from catching you.
>>551901337>if there are 2 ooniggers and they run out of Stam that's a big if, most big niges I see do picrel and let the other one go unchecked
Do Late surgers take Shooting for Victory?
>>551901852>You the same fukuposterBwo I just grabbed a random image from my folder to make the post stand out, not everybody is out to get you.
>>551901903Feed her and massage her feet
>>551902267Late surgers take 9th place
i should had swiped for more caratsim addicted to the daily 50 carat pulls
>>551902267I don't think it will be likely in Scorpio for your late surger to be in 3rd or 4th on that corner toreina-san.
Why didn't my medium 11* proc...
>>551902301I still told you how you could do it on your phone toreina-san. The desktop Sheets UI will be annoying but it will work.
why is there no acceleration that only works in 9th place?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBsfBXzWilg>Diktaean wins his first G1 race at age 7. First win by a regional horse in 20 yearsfuck I missed this shit
>>551902267anon, pace chasers take pump...
>>551901612well i be damned>the Christmas music stopsthat's some serious shit.
>>551902267Any late surger that reaches 4th place at that point of the race is probably winning no matter what
I pump to pace chasers if you know what I mean
>>551902261All things being equal the Suzukas will kill each other. But you can't just throw a random Suzuka at a well built S rank one and expect to kill her. I've had my Suzuka escape spot struggle multiple times, high wit and power are very important here, that mid race uphill will slow down a weak Suzuka too much (even more so with -50 power from wet conditions).
How's your Dober training going anon?
>>551902624got a 2 power 1 medium on a 6stam 6 long parentill take it
I wonder what a Fillyzensky would be like.
>>551902582>But you can't just throw a random Suzuka at a well built S rank one and expect to kill herYeah but this is exactly what's happening with all the fellow retarded freetopoors using her in my rooms...
>>551902256>All I've Got>No AnglingHoly gaslight. You can't proc All I've Got in first and if Suzuka loses p1 she isn't getting it back due to her garbage speed multiplier. Angling is required to chain with Unrestrained because 0.4 accel isn't enough to outrun everyone else and especially OG Maru.
>>551902624I got a 2 power 2 turf with 4 long 5 stam grandparents on my first run
I love Agnes Tachyon but Grass Wonder freaks me the fuck out
>>551902624Perfectly fine. We're aiming for 1200 guts before the end of Senior year.
>>551902769Wasn't intentionally gas lighting, I didn't know All I've Got wouldn't go off in 1st.>Angling is required to chain with Unrestrained because 0.4 accel isn't enough to outrun everyone else and especially OG Maru.I've seen Susie's in practice rooms here winning with Unrestrained and no Angling, but they all had aaaaaaall the mid-race velocity.
>>551902848
>>551902554ahits not dirt
>>551902974
>>551902708mayano top gun is right there
>>551902974another poor soul witnesses the humilliation arima kinen ritual
What are the chances of completing an SR card's event list? Because this card is definitely not in my current deck
>>551902974The event right after still hurts to read man
Scorpio rooms4955604146200312
>>551902974no one stopped to "hey its turf, and a fucking long"they just sent her out there.that's so fucked up.all of that pressure to "take things seriously" and now she's in pain. I'm so fucking sad bros.
I don't like fillies. Give me an uma wife.
>>551903147I once got Spurt from Shakute that way (it's the 2nd out of 3) and got energy raped by Air Groove guts card (HATE), very rare but it can happen like anything i this game really. Getting all 3 from a SSR though...
>>551903147they're low but not impossible, SSRs on the other hand, i've only gotten a 2nd stage event from one not on my deck twice>t. suffered the fate of Air Groove 2nd stage event before a huge rainbow
>>551902624Impregnating Dober while she's sleeping is rude
>>551901439Because you listened to retards that don't actually play the game.
>>551903328special week
>>551903147I mean you have to roll for random event trigger and then hit the same card among all your cards, twice. It's pretty tiny chance.
>>551903328
>>551903361>>551903381THE RAPED
>>551903314the arima kinen is probably the most prestigious race there, just racing on it is enough to bring an uma to stardom, sure it's not fun and sunshines, but that was her dream
>>551903498>>551903450I don't get the joke, why Special Week for someone who doesn't like child looking characters?
>>551901439She can't stand men except (you)
>>551903135>>551903127>>551903038>>551903156is it even possible to win that?like dude what the fuck
>>551901439
>>551902554>>551902974>>551903314There's no way to win this, right? I've tried Turf & Long sparks and she just keeps dying out there regardless of what she has.
>>551903585Face of the franchise.
>>551903623>>551903658i can win arima with vodka and C long but you're bound to RNG as every other uma has A or at least B, haru probably needs 9 turf 9 long and get the sparks for it, it's possible, but it's really hard, especially because her compatibility is... 0? with other umas, it's the final test for a trainer
>>551903585honestly don't know any horse that dislike females or child females and the only anecdote that I remember is that spe hated mating
>>551903623It is with enough aptitudes. iirc Long C is enough but Turf A is needed
>>551903623https://youtu.be/myZfYfuSYt8?si=2G2AiaNCC-rAkIu6
>backend errorThank god, danchou can't see me flatlining now
bitch what is WRONG with you
>>551903658https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKQX2JJxYCIIt's possible
it started to rain dam i guess im going to put on some fitting music.
oh dober you sexy bitchi wanna pump you full of cum and have you give birth to my foals
>>551902624stupid bitch stole 6k of my carats and all I got was a few goldships and mayanos
>>551903623Long B Turf B / Long A Turf C / Long C Turf A / Long A Turf A if you're lucky
>>551903885suzucute even if she loses
>two rancid borrow runs down the drainI'm taking a nap danchou
Danchou I'll be drinking nonstop so consider me dead until the 2nd of Janury
>get daiwa's costume at 3*What the fuckWhy is that allowed to be worn at racesMy boner won't go down every time I look at her now
Just lost to this
remember to switch to your sandbag team as soon as you get into A finals in order to cheese your results and improve your finals odds
>>551904131(he is drinking juice)
>>551904152we dont need perverts like you herenow beat it
>>551904131playing uma while drunk is the best, just turn on confirmation for rest and recreation because it's very easy to miss the buttons
>>551904229i love this gaslight
Why the fuck do pace and late surgers have the same statline this CM?That doesn't make sense
>>551903924glue factorythey sent my girl to the glue factoryjesus. even on her own dirt.im going to go take a nap. what the fuck
>>551904281>beat iton it, boss
air shakur
>>551904243god i wish i was>>551904315uim currently trying it right now but i doubt i could fuck it up. i have rudolf's choices memorized
Umamusume (horse girl) for this feel ?
>>551904152least horny daiwafag
>>551903280Bwos, why did you not tell me to pick suzuka with my selector ticket?
Ay yo I thought the needle bih be deceased
>>551904472Well she's bad for MANT... and then she's buffed (again).
>>551904486This is too sketchy. Let's quit while we still can.
>>551904486JUNIOR CHARMING LETS GO
>>551904357BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>551904365that's rough, remember even if you lose unity you can still win ura, losing unity means you don't get the special gold skill at the end, but you also avoid bitter glasse and little cocon in your finals, and trust me they're scary for NPC standards
Deck suggestions? I cant seem to get triple tiara on her. Either I'm too brainlet to wit-maxx or it works less effectively on her.
>>551904617AI sloppas will do anything but learn how to draw
>>551895131>>551895339if you think that's bad270 pulls, 14 ssrs, 6 pasas, kitasan still at 0lb (ticket + pity, none from pulls)
>>551904646swap wit daiwa with a power card
If Tama had a small dick as a real horse, what does that mean for the umamusume version?
>>551904809>0lb1lb i mean
>>551904928She’s a flat womanlet
>>551904646Riko is massively overrated herereplace her with literally anything
Thought my experimental Taiki would gigajob, but she's actually doing better than I expected in room matches (I'd say ~20-30% wr). When pump+nsm+sfv proc she shoots up faster than a speeding bullet. More of a late gambler than my actual late ace (who just loses).
>>551904928Tight umanko
>2 borrows without a single SSR chain finishingyeah i'm done for today sorry danchud
>>551904928She has a small penis
>>551904229why is she eating her what the fuck
>>551904928where did you acquire this information
What the fuck's going on with the stam discrepancy for Scorpio? How are front/pace/lates getting away with 700 stam yet everyone and their mother is recommending at least 800+gold
>>551904928extremely tight micromanko
>>551904948Wtf!
>>551904472I just realized I put my Virgo aces instead of the Scorpio aceshow the fuck did my 500stam Eishin Flash get 5th place?
>>551905075You were not supposed to point that out
>>551904928cute futa pp
I've never had sex can a small and tight manko hurt your dick?
>>551904809>remember the time I pulled on kita's banner but didn't get kita
>>551904617>>551904790
>>551905075700 if you don't expect to run into any stamina debuffers. 800 + 1 to survive one nice nature
>>551905075>why is everybody recommending 200 stamina over what you need?First time playing CM? Hello newcutie!
>>551905070The owner sold pictures of his mating sessions to show how tiny his penis was.
People are really botting this game? just skimmed the thread fast but I can't see the point
>>551905075Because you'll run into Naties during Round 1
>>551905180>I've never had sexsame
>>551905075800+gold is overkill, 750ish+high guts is enough at least for late. People were scared of double evil nature lobbies and guides are based on that (because medium track) but Riko/unity trivializes stamina/guts too much and Suzuka doesn't give a shit since she dodges All-seeing eyes.
>>5519050751200 + 1 gold to survive the double Creek/Neicha lobbies
>>551905249
>>551905075800 stam is a gaslight. You will survive with 700 + 2 whites or 1 gold
>>551905180I-I don't know. Never had sex either.
>>551905278Some people bot for club ranks, others for ace runs (i'm guessing the bot could packet sniff like the hachimi addon) or parent runs.
Anyone used the Jordan stamina card? Got it MLB while pulling for Kitasan and I'm feeling that Creek borrow is overkill for lates, wanting to nab Nice Nature instead. Would it be worth it or nah? None of my other stamina cards are that good (Cafe and welfare McQueen would be the other alternatives)
>>551905278when there are competitive rewards that can be won through mindless grinding, there will always be bottersat least the bots are shit at making cm aces
>>551905162Stamina is quite literally not a real thing
>>551905404
im wheezing
>>551905528It’s not very good compared to Cafe or Mayo
air groove makes me scream SEEEEEEEEEEEEX
Has anyone had any luck with front Taikis? This won a few test lobbies but is kind of low wit
https://x.com/BreedersCup/status/2005661590582853852
beeg honse
What would an uma have to do to make (YOU) hesitant??
>>551905180I had one of those tight onaholes, it can get intense and overstimulating when you're nutting
>>551905075well my 700 niggas have never gassed so idk
>>551904617>>551904790>>551904662>>551905249desu i couldn't tell and only found out through reverse image searching and finding a reddit thread that linked back to the ai twitter account
>>551905180sorry anon but I don't think I can help you with your problem too since I never had sex
>>551905696Call me a slur
I'm running nice nattie and debuffs fuck you stamlets
>>551905570
>>551905180the truth is that neither sex nor even vaginas exist, why would god bother to create them when he knows you will never see one
>>551905678You're going to need way more wit if you're going to put Taiki in front
>play Dober's career as male trainer>no mood down events during the entire career>play it as a female trainer>Dober gets 4 fucking mood downs in Classic yearwhat the FUCK
>>551905075basically, each CM sloptubers are suggesting too much stamina banking on your two opponents bringing whatever full stamina debuffer team the best money could buy, with zero aces. For scorpio it's something like 2x neichas 2x wedding mayanos 2x mummy super creeks
>>551905861fuck you
>>551905861Jej
>>551905760Good luck getting your murmur to trigger lmao
>>551905753Shut up, weakly no-ears.
>>551905730They're very easy to spot. Their art style is very obvious, and because I hopped on to AI hype early on until I got bored of the generic art style so I could notice them on sight
>>551905861Wait, that's almost like me last week...
>>551905753Neighger please
>>551905925I’m hesitating
>>551905883She doesn't have a man to love now, her life is ruined
>>551905180you just want enough lubrication (I only ever used onaholes)
>>551905404>>551905570>>551905767Cute
>tired of uma because it's just gambling>think of another game to play>hear POE 2 got updates>play it for a bit>realize its just gambling and the entire gameloop is based around maximizing your odds to generate loot>lose all will to play>ask bros to game>they invite me to play tarkov>realize its just gambling inside an FPS skin>lose all will to play>ask gf if she wants to play some cozy game>"sure anon i heard of this fun coop game my friends are playing, its called Q-up">look it up>literally a coin flipping simulatorI'm going to lose it. Is anything not gambling? Is there any activity on this Earth that I can participate in that generates results deterministically? Working out isn't gambling but I can only do that for a little while each day. What else is there? Uma Musume has broken my mind.
>>551905959i only know how to spot the early-ish overly goonshined ai sloppa whereas this being toned down and like a ref sheet passed under my radar.
>>551905853Why? It's not like she's going to catch up to the oonige?
>>551905883The only thing women hate more than anything else is other women
>>551906120>Is there any activity on this Earth that I can participate in that generates results deterministically?mathematics
>>551906120Cheat on your girlfriend. Affairs are all skill
>>551905904>he doesnt know about front nature
HOOOEEEEEEEEEEEH ARIGAAATOOOOOOO
>>551906120Chess.
>>551905883Had the opposite happen, she jobbed harder than Ryan when I did a male trainer run
Scorpio Room remake71188926do not bring your mile aces this time
>>551905904anon said that's just room matches, the real lobbies won't have front runners because everyone chose ogurithe only people in room matches are the few rerollers who chose suzu, right?
>Dober has to run in the Arima with terrible long proficiency this humiliation ritual needs to stop
>>551906120Q-up is incredibly based though
>>551905883>If you play as femTore then Dober never gets over her fear of men and dies alone>If you play as maleTore then Dober claims you as her husband
>>551906245*ouen
>>551906127Not much has changed desu. Try looking at their eyes first and spot the inconsistencies with the design after. AI also tend to make things blurry or messy at times. Messy as in a human wouldn't overlook.
>>551906120You have awful friends for suggesting you to play tarkovplay some shit like modded minecraft instead
>>551906245I think you should stop making these posts, just to mock Cute Falco.
>>551906281>That one guy that brought three debuffersHoly kek
>>551906181Where is my state sanctioned CB wife??
>>551906120sounds like you need to stop playing so much live service slop and get some good singleplayer games
>>551906412Falco Fact: Her body count is equal to her number of graded race wins.
>>551906479>tfw 800 stamina was actually the bare minimumgrim
>>551906374ok i can see the eyes now that you point it out but i feel like i'm still lost after that. and its only because this is styled like a ref sheet where there are additional sets of eyes to compare between that i can check the eyes in the first place
>>551906605ugly bony toes = insta divorce
is 800 stam + 1 gold overkill for a pace chaser?
>>551906127Sure fire way for me to detect slop from the hard ones is to check changes in brush stroke. Slop has this weird wiggly tendencies to 'merge' or 'morph' lines whenever there are lines intersecting
This shit is not random
>>551906749Yeah
longkino SOON
ROOM:9732261797322617
>>551906479pic related
>>551906749no
>>551906281what was blud up to
>>551906639fun fact: I'm gonna break your bones and send all your trained umas to America (read glue factory)
>>551906673It's still noticeable just by the style alone. This one in particular doesn't look like Creek to me but a generic AI sloppa
>>551906760are there any examples in those kimono pics? the deliberately sketchy style throws it off for me since my brain automatically goes "oh this is a sketch so stuff will look messy" and i can't turn it off.
>>551906673nta but>where there are additional sets of eyes to compare between...do you not see that the eyes are are smudged? you don't have to compare anything
>>551906910doesn't really do anything because its just white debuffs tbqh
>>551905075I really don't get it desu, in the mile CM my 580 Stam + normal recovery Maru used to die sometime but somehow I've seen 700-800 Stam big niggers without a recovery win this Medium CM
>>551906905oh god
>>551907154Might as well not waste points on pump if you're building a late surger
>>551907039
the botmaker needs to make a bot that constantly joins random room matches with mediocre umas to gas up other peoples CM teams so they think they're gonna win and don't rebuild any aces
>>551907237THE WHITE LIGHTNING OF NANIWA!!
>>551907248My pace team tend to do very bad at lobbies like this or with a lot of fronts
>>551907082It made me laugh, that's doing something
>>551906968maybe i've just had too much exposure to years of artists doing anime sameface? because i don't usually go looking at facial structure to identify characters first. like i just see the braid and that's creek to me.>>551907078again, the fact that this looks like a cleaned up sketch kinda short circuits my brain and the smudges just look like an "it's my style" thing if i were to only look at each face individually.
>>551907248might as well not build a late surger at all
>>551907248even on a pace desu... if you're in 6th you just know there's taikis and oguris and marus and suzuka proccing all their stuff ahead of you
>>551906905hag LOVE
TICKEZO WHERE IS MY OYLTICKEZOOOOOO
>>551907379Every day the sloppa is evolving
>>551907505>a+ always beating s umaswhale debuff
>>551905459>others for ace runs (i'm guessing the bot could packet sniff like the hachimi addon)what? what would this dotell you if you're going to fail a training or something?
>>551907442I NEED to fuck ayabe
lucky steam
>>551906957Falco Fact: A sachet of cocaine staples to a condom (unopened) once fell out of her dress on stage during a live performance
>>551906120all games are probabilistic, what you want are "puzzles"
>>551907571hachimi has an unofficial addon that tells you what each option will result in (fail training, rest results, which option branch you'll get etc.). I remember some anon talked about it here a while ago when he was trying to find out how to export veteran trainee stuff.
>>551907379>anime sameface?That's it desu. Just like with samefaces, the generic AI sloppa also uses that certain sameface. Most of AI sloppers wouldn't put the effort into downloading new models and use SD/ComfyUI and stick with NAI therefore the art style is looking the most generic there is.
>>551907783damn that's literally cheating
if you don't have suzu please bring nature so our natures can work together and block each other to kill any potential suzus, thanks
>>551907783What the fuck
>>551907761Air Groove walks a few steps before noticing Rudolf stuck in place.Half-grinning half-moaning, Rudolf says "I'm coming."
How long do I have till the month is considered over for club quotas? Do they stop counting after the 31st or?
im from indonesia which uma is for me
I GOT HER IN 6 PULLS AAAAHHHHHHHH
>>551907761Whats happening here?
>>551907783are you fucking serious. all this time i thought you people were just genius veteran trainers but you were just paying off shiraoki to divine the future for you?
>>551907557see this would slip by me because i wouldn't look closely at it normally but since im primed to it being sloppa i can find details (skirt lines inconsistent, choker charm uncolored in one headshot), but always having my ai radar always turned on doesn't feel like a nice state to be shooting the shit in /uma/>>551907806a lot of non-ai anime art looks generic too and related to above, i'd rather not have to be on alert all the time i suppose.
>>551906120Everything in life is gambling. You either succeed or fail. 50/50.
>>551907806Why don't sloppers just use the artist tags to change the art style?
>>551907783So all these "highrolls" I've beeen seeing are just fucking botters? I almost had it enough with this game. I'm here trying to risk it all but others are having it easy
>lobby with no suzuka and a nice mix of fronts, pace, and lates>enjoyable as fuck to watch because all the strats are fighting each for position>final spurt fun to watch as everyone activates skills and toss-up on who wins>lobby with suzuka>she wins unless other suzuka>race gets so fucking stretched an uma can completely fucking die and go out of position>don't even bother watching if its one suzukaIs this how it's like for everyone else? Suzuka makes this CM so ass.
she wants to fuck me
>>551907783someone in this thread has been using this btw
>>551908072EXURUSUPLOOOOOSION
>>551907761
>>551908194uh oh, undefended toes!
>>551907783If it was the case the game wouldn't connect to the server each time you click something
>>551907505groundwork with only one green?
>>551907783How is that even possible when you literally have to connect to cygays server for every step you take?
>>551907872>>551907961>>551908085>>551908215>>551908287nah this is a gaslight. there used to be race packet sniffing but that was removed.
>>551908094>see this would slip by meanon...
KINOOOOOOOO>and don't cry when you'll lose
>>551908216Double Suzuka lobbies are the most chaotic of them all though
>The Mitsubishi Eclipse was named after Eclipse (The race horse)
>>551908216I think it's funny. I enjoy metaniggers suffering and crying more than CM itself at this point.
my seiun and maru can occasionally win in single suzuka lobbies but have never won in a double suzuka lobby
>>551908417you forgot your oguri
>>551907556>her event never firedDumb bitch
>>551908481Pokke SEX
>>551908427where the FUCK is the 2nd suzuka!? I thought she was guaranteed to win solo!?
>>551908407Is he gaslighting or are you?
>>551905075I figured out that that guides are gaslighting you about stamina when my main ace had 975 and did just fine in CM 2. The only race she gassed out in was my finals that had both a wedding Mayano and a NN, even then she still came in second.
>>551908541have a miracle instead
just in time you hag
Big fat face creek plush is mine
>>551908608if he wasn't he would post it
>>551908591Rushed also gasses her out. A witmaxxed Suzuka is unlikely to rush but it can still happen.
>>551908094>a lot of non-ai anime art looks generic too and related to aboveThe thing is human drawn "sameface" will still be different than the one AI is generating. The artist will have the sameface unique to them. Like the thickness of their lineart, their coloring, etc but AI generic art style will all look the same.>>551908118That's assuming most of these sloppers know actual artists. You will see more of AI arts using artist tags in 4chan desu than in X
>>551908683Gaslighting is only fun when Oguri is doing it…
>>551908681I prefer this creek
>>551908591>>551908773Also you can always miss the wit check on accells. Any umas loses in that case.
>>551907806Not even that, it's just sloppers mashing "1girl, umamusume" and calling it a day.
>>551908591I don't know bwo, I was too hard waching teio and makween duel on the final straight to notice. Probably the nice nature killing her with a murmur or something
>>551908783>but AI generic art style will all look the same.i guess i'll just chalk it up to you just being more practiced at it
>>551908116It's true. I've been thinking about this more since I made that post. Everything in life is gambling, but more than that, life itself is a gamble. Earth just happened to exist in the correct place in our solar system for life to develop. Evolution just happened to favor intelligence in apes with opposable thumbs. Our universe just happened to have the correct physical constants to allow biology to exist in the way that it does. Our planet hasn't been obliterated by some unstoppable stellar catastrophe. The sperm that became me happened to win the race and enter the ovum. I was born with only minor mental retardation. I'm not brown. What are the odds that I even exist to begin with? Surely so slim that it can't even be measured.Take those odds, that number, a fraction so small it would cause a buffer overrun if your computer tried to display it. Then find the odds that that person had to pull 600 times on the Kitasan banner to get 3 fucking copies on top of the selector and the crystal, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
When do we get the next main story chapter and who is featured there?
>>551908069Cheval apparently
>>551908932and this is why seiun sky is da bes
Why is Distance S preferred over Style or Turf S?
crybaby
why would anyone marry a boy-uma
>>551908353taking the lead and dodging danger activate instantly if they pass the wit check
>>551908970this uma is younger than Tamamo btw
>>551909180distance is speed relatedterrain is powerstyle is wit
>>551909180Distance is speed. When everyone is speed capped +10% speed makes a difference. Style is wit but doesn't boost skill activation chance so the effect is really minor. Turf is power, always nice but only really relevant on shoter tracks, especially sprint since you spend most of late race accelerating there so top speed matters a lot less.
>>551909262Naruhodo
>>551907659I need YOU to fuck ayabe!!
>>551909372Narita Top Road...
>>551909341So Style basically just effects the wit checks throughout the race but not the actual skill activation?
>>551909206reminder that every race you win, you crush the dreams of 17 other umas. 99% of umas will never win a graded race; they'll give up and drop out early and get a job in the normal world.
you can almost always tell when art is sloppa by focusing on the eyessloppa will have inconsistent eyes or eyelashes while real artists always focus on making eyes look as similar as possible to each other
>>551907442Ayabe has all that? Maybe I misjudged her...
bread doko
>>551909180when everyone has a very similar top speed (the 1200 limit) having an extra 5% speed that pushes you beyond that limit gives your uma an edge over umas that don't have distance S. Surface S isn't that helpful since most of your acceleration comes from your skills rather than your raw stats. Style S is nice but not that helpful since while it is 10% extra wit, it doesn't count towards the most important part of the wit stat (skill activation checks). extra top speed is always helpful no matter what the context is, which is why distance S is so good
how long until we get a good speed ssr banner that is not kitasan?
>>551909075It released on JP on 2021-12-21 so it should be the day before Fine Motion banner endsIt's a Silence Suzuka chapterAfter that, chapters 6 and 7 are for Special Week and are the final chapters of Main Story One
>>551909809Speed Maruzen in June directly followed by Speed Tachyon 2 weeks later.
>>551908072AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>551909856>suzukaMy Suzuka-less account humiliation ritual continues
>>551909809next month matikane speed
ive gotten SIX oguris and not one suzuka
>>551909040>spoilerIt's not even that low, around 1%. I'd say it's high for the amount of carats.
what if you slapped oguri and called her a fatass but then you kissed her and slapped her butt?
>>551909038In the end, yeah. I've generated a lot of them early times for my own entertainment.Most of the AI sloppa we still see are still the early ones since they just write "umamusume, 1girl, satono diamond" and press enter.There are some that are very hard to distinguish like this https://files.catbox.moe/hd5qoh.png
>>551907442God, her Christmas alt is so pretty. NTR looks like a dork with hers though.
>>551909206Aww honey that's so sad... *sad face**rapes you*
>>551910197>gibberish languagewow so hard to distinguish...
>>551910410>>551910410>>551910410
>>551910337My topic here is about the art style. And, Korean is gibberish anyway.
>>551910197I may not know gook speak but I can still differentiate between it and scribbles
>>551910337>>551910470Well, this one then is a better example so you can ignore the gibberish scriblles >>551910162
>>551908367he's saying the server sends the results of each choice and lets you choose, which is retarded pajeetcode if soit would still need to connect on every click because the server is what chooses the next event
>>551909485I will make Dia #1 even it means crushing every Uma's dreams
>>551906120Jiggie might be more your speed anon
every decision you make is a 50/50, you either success or fail
>>551909485Read Hishi Miracle's story. Most umas are like Nice Nature but even more Nature than her in that they've resigned themselves to doing "okay" in races and moving on eventually.