Previous: >>551890970>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki ShowtimeCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Tosen Jordan 3*, Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Kitasan Black (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
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>demoted to class 5 again
>>551910610I am forever stuck in a loop of getting promoted to class 6 and getting demoted back down
how is my taiki shuttle able to beat a lobby full of s ranks...
>3000 carats to get the last copy I needed to MLB my Kita>1500 carats to get DoberHoly shit I thought I was gonna be broke for Christmas Oguri but I still have 48k carats
>>551910679
Digitan LOVE
>>551910751Those are really badly-built S-ranks, especially the ones with Med A.
in /uma/ we fuck stallions
>>551910858Umazing!
>>551910162>>551910596>this is a sloppainsane
>>551909485In Dober's career you can literally go out of your way (Dober starts with like a G in Long) to steal Mejiro Bright's one and only G1 victory from her at Tenno Spring and there's a special scene where Bright breaks down while trying to congratulate Dober and runs away to cry by herself.
>>551910642I thought that's air groove
>>551910917those are literally men
Jordan love
>>551910878
Did you roll?How's your stash?
>>551910929wtf you can literally only tell by the yukata patternsgrim
>>551911098Yes, 77k.
>>551911127There are people posting here, that get filtered by the new captcha...
>>551911098sparked for dober34k left
ICHIBAN
I'm safe for another week
>>551911127>onlywhat about her chewed up ear and wobbly hair accessory and wholly uneven haloing line art?
>>551911098Mhm nyo, 73k and going up
>>551910751She's busted. All you have to do is hit pump -> shooting and you're guaranteed first.
>>551910929low res, no visible crispiness of brush strokes = slop
Got Fuku to 5* but still don’t have Dober…
Is this kekseki event scripted to give these as the last possible gibs
>>551911127Those are the kind of AI arts that are able to blend is easily simply because it's not using the generic AI sloppa sameface even though the art itself is full of inconsistency.
I’m really glad that packet sniffer thing turned out to be a gaslight. I could forgive wanting to automate the grind (parent running is suffering), but being able to see into future genuinely lowered my motivation to play the game a bit
>>551911443noi already got some carats and shards at randomJUST GET LUCKY NIGGA
>>551910410sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
>>55191109820K for Jordan + 2 Kitas. I gotta place better in ChanMes or use THAT else Dia will remain cut.
>>551911360>>551911280COW WIFE NUMBER ONE
can I use Uma Stan as my third skill to activate Groundwork, if I'm running it on a pace chaser?or is that inefficient
>>551911443Yes so that lazy niggas can't luckshit all the rewards. You can get some here and there but you still need to play the game (screams) to get them all
>>551911443Yes, it's rigged.
>>55191109840 pulls, was suppose to just do one 10 pull for fun but I was half drunk and thought she would come home. great waste of 6k no ssrs42k remaining
>>551911614Uma stan can't trigger out of the gate so it's awful as groundwork trigger.
Would YOU trust anons in here to take care of your prized race mare for a few days?
>>551911614you can do whatever you want sweety *kisses u on ur cheeck*
>>551911443what a stunning magic trick....
>>551911751post THAT image of THAT thread
>>551911098yesabout 46k
>>551911726fuck meI got Left-Handed and Fall Runner on my TM Opera, but I couldn't get Pacechase proficiency
That trainer below this post look mighty rapeable, haha.
What's the difference between Curren and Falcon?
>>551911996Whore and Pure
>>551911996One has a dog shit and hateful fan communityThe other is lovely and cute
>>551911751not after that one thread
If the game stopped being datamined years ago, how come gametora can still find the trigger conditions on new skills?How or from where is it getting this data?
>>551911751I would specifically pick the one that would kick and bite
>>551911996Pure and whore
>>551911996the amount of sex each had with their Torena
is the ardan wit sr any good
>>551910610>>551910750What scores are you hitting each week?
>did not promote to class 6 last weekAHHHHHHHH I WAS IN PROMOTION RANGE WHEN I WENT TO BED WHAT THE FUCK MAN FUCKING FUCK THIS STUPID DOBER GAME
>>551912582rerorerorero
Falco Fact: Smart Falcon is the only Umamusume in the history of Tracen to not be expelled after a DUI.
>>551912635its just 50000 yen calm down lil bitch nip
7 and everyone has to do a Fuku career
I LOST TO FUCKING TEAM TENACITY???I LITERALLY WAS SAME RANK AND POPPED TWO BLUES BEFOREHANDDude aoharu is actually starting to exhaust me there are just way too many opportunities for a run to brick
>>551912595She's on par with Tachyon SR. Her skills are good for pace chasers and the only reliable source for left handed other than the rng Suzuka event
I can't believe the Sweepy Files were destroyed
Your favourite Uma posters look like this
>>551912816ive yet to do a fuku or ticket career
mejiro bright
>>551912582
Good morning /uma/. I just got up and brewed myself a cup of coffee. What a wonderful day to be sipping a nice beverage with my dear trainee Manhattan Cafe!
>>551910750Create two strong TT umas and one with a bunch of skills to fire up, fixed the problem for me. Don't repeat strategies and don't use debuffs. And, perhaps most important of all, always pick the option you think it's going to match you up against Witmaxxed umas, those are free wins
>>551912820Guess this is a fan run now! I did 7 fan runs yesterday because that kept happening. This is the mega aids seed apparently.
>>551913049Losing or drawing to 1st one is still very salvageable. It's only really brick if you lose at 2nd onwards
>>551912660@grumak is this true??????
>double circle>17* Medium sparks>no Medium S for all borrowsAmazing game
>>551913019nice tits sis
>>551913305gran allegria calls bullshit on this uma's name
>You can RP as Lememe or Demurohmmmmm
I slept for 10 hours again
>>551913305Another one for the collection
>>551913898FUKU GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>slopper threadnyoooooooooooo>>551913704winning post anon, you're our only hope
>>551911098Yeah.Low, had to spark. Still don't need to pull on any supports until Maru and Tachyon/Light. So all good
>>551912187stego definitely has a few pending assault charges in multiple jurisdictions
I spent a fair amount of money to get Kitasan and I really, really did not get as many as I needed. I could use my ticket and my rainbow in order to max her out... Or I could buy my last 7500 pack, but it's money I barely have and it would hurt. If I wuss out and max her out with my ticket and my rainbow crystal, am I completely boned...? Am I fucking myself completely for anything coming up? I really, really tried, torenas... Please help me decide.
>>551912187i love when you can see their body through sheer white fabric
>every run started producing CM room winning umas ever since I MLB'd kitasan and biko with the banner and the crystal+selector>for the first time since Taurus CM I have time to commit toward parent building and improving my TT squadHaving these 2 cards capped feels so liberating. Pigs were playing a whole different game all this time.
>>551911098Yes, 1 paid (got festival adolf) then a 10 roll after fuku anon rolled a 7 in the thread. Got Dober on that 10, dog bless matikanefukukitaru poster and shiraoki-sama53k waiting for pesah oguri and urara/opera banner
>>551911098no8kim a stupid broke nigger
>>551914298Use the resources and save your money bro
>>551914298just pay up and live on nothing but potatoes for a month or two
>>551914298Do not ever use those. Take out a loan. You will need the ticket to unlock the easy spark farming mode for the upcoming scenario or else your account will actually be bricked.
>>551914298Just use the ticket and crystal, don't be a retard
>>551914298suck my dick and I'll buy you the carat pack
>>551914525
>>551914406>>551914574There's nothing else I'm going to severely need them for?
>551914763Abysmal dog shit kys immediately
>>551914890All of your favourite Umas have cocks
>Front runners gas out 200 meters before the goalthe only bad part of that is when I have to ride on them
>>551914880>nude earsHOLY FUCKING SLUT
>>551914596If there was the remotest chance this could be arranged I'd do it in a heartbeat, I'd do it goddamn hard, and I'm not even gay. Unfortunately, it is ending in two hours and I'm a snow mexican living in a nasty foreign country, anon. If I could suck dick for Kitasan right now I'd be fucking bouncing on it.
>>551914007Busted a huge load to S2 Dia yesterday
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really relaly reallyr elaly really really really really really really really really really relaly relaly really really relaly really really really really relaly really really realy really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realyl really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly relaly erally really eraly really really really really really really really really love Stego.
silly falco, almost forgot to give me groundwork
>>551914979But my favorites are Hishi Amazon, Air Groove, and Daiwa Scarlet
>>551914596Is this a serious offer? What general area are you in?Pic rel is me btw
>>551914882The ticket pool is fixed and you can farm the crystal again. Dont be a fool and spend too much, if you dont have to.
>>551914763me on the left
>>551914890Ignore the attention whore
>>551915113anon don't prostitute yourself over a phone game wtf
Why does the URA allow someone to have a knife on the racetrack?
>>551915326Why even post Stego when Rice Shower did it first?
nobody asked me what my new year's resolution is, but I listened to everyone else tell me theirs, being class prez is an unpaid job
does the scorpio cup have any uphills?
>>551915430It's not new years yet bwo
>>551915390Stego is hot
>>551915389you have my attention
Got spooked by matikanefukukitaru alt with a single pull. Why is she so ass?Her skills are shit compared to her normal version.
>>551915430What’s your New Year’s Resolution?
>>551915483Ok, fair.
>>551915437yeah
>>551915326>>551915390because he is a tranny brown subhuman attention whore that won't fuck off back to umajp and will keep posting off topic shit
>>551914298That was me during the first Kita run and I regretted it. Just use the materials and don't spend anymore money. Once you go from a "transacting customer" -> "previously transacting" customer they'll reseed your roll RNG so you get better luck.
>>551915623Who's your favorite horse? Cannot imagine seething when you could just post your favorite too.
>>551915326Durandal has a whole ass sword and Taiki has a gun, and you're worried about the uma with a knife?
>>551915437Two and they both suck
>>551915623
>>551915623schizobwo...
>>551915734>>551915548alright, so 15,000,000cc is not a bad skill then
>>551915623I dislike the annoying Stego faggot as much as the next, but I won't act like a schizo about it like you currently are.
>>551915756cute pokke
180 pulls in and no Dober… Got Opera, Hayahide and Bourbon + Oguri/Suzuka dupe, though. Pulling umas feels so much better than pulling cards
gonna groundwork falco's stupid umanko
Alright, torenas. I caved. I literally pulled all the way to pity twice on this rancid cunt horse and I only got her normally a single time in 400 fucking pulls. I tried, I really did, to save the special crystal and the ticket for something, anything else that might not go on rate-up. I feel like I failed and admitted defeat by using these unique items to max her... But at least I didn't have to suck dick, right...?
What if they add a SECOND lap to a race track
>>551915716Taiki is American it is her God given right to have a gun.
#____AtCurren
>>551915956I mean, as long as you got MLB Pasa too, that’s fine
>>551910610öööjaaeeeh(or whatever the fuck ticket howls when she lost)
>>551911098no70k
>>551915879*Snowballs you*
>>551916009HUH?????????
>>551914298Don't spend the money. You'll quit this game in some time and that money will be gone forever. Spend the tickets. Personally I sparked both kitasan banners and only got her from pity, then got tremendously lucky dumping my last 3000 carets and finally saw her on my final 10 pull. If I hadn't used the crystal and the ticket I'd be fucked. It's just the way of things.
Umaverse 4chan /sp/ would probably have some abysmal dogshit takes
>>551916009But the runners would get dizzy…
>>551916090I only got a single Condor. I'm not even fucking kidding.400 fucking pulls, and I got one Kita and one Condor. I've never been more unlucky in my life. I saved up so much. I really hope I made the right decision. At least I finally have kitasan maxed.If only I had joined the fucking game sooner. I love Uma with all my heart, but god damn.
>>551916132How do I train this rapist? I was under the impression that she’s a late surger but she seems to have pace skills
>>551916132Cute
I hate this whore so much
No more jiggies?
>>551916431Have you considered training her as pace chaser?
I love stay gold
how do I even get spd 1200 for non 20% speed bonus uma?do I just use 4 Spd cards? that just leaves 1 for any other card for Unity (since Riko is a must)
>ctrl+F Mambo>0 resultsOkay so I’m not in the club and I’m not the anon that cries ab0ut the flatliners but I’m curious ab0ut something that occurred to me the other day while I had too much time on my hands:if Mambo is supposedly “comfy” to be in, but the posts are all complaining about inactive member(s), does the club not have members bickering at the danchou the whole time? How is it “comfy” if that’s the case?>inb4 only those not in the club careI know the funny anon that makes the DAHBY edits and another bullies in the thread sometimes but I refuse to believe they’re the ones responsible for 100% of the discontent and nobody in the actual club cares.
>>551916634Not until now…
>>551916728no
>>551915113my oshi is curren chan btw not sure if that matters
>>551915623I've grown to hate JPfags recently despite being one myself before global came outthey feel so superior but it's pretty clear most of them don't know a lick of japanese and can't navigate the game without the hachimi mod, while all their surface level keiba knowledge comes from japs who are friendly enough to post in english for all gaijins to enjoy
>>551916696Here it’s anonymous, so they can complain without repercussions, and they can hide behind the genuine schizo who’s out to get Mambo for some reasonIt’s just being scared of confrontation
>>551916625Ye people here finally hit the mental age of 5 and got bored of puzzles.
>>551914298Use the ticket to get her to 3LB, should be no question there. From there you can just use the crystal, or you could wait until MANT drops to use the selector there to get Kita to MLB.The crystal is valuable sure, but there's not really a card you'll get more worth out of using it on then Kita MLB. For the selector route, Kita isn't the best during MANT, so might not feel the best using it that way, but she can still be used if you can hit 50-60 race bonus.There's not a lot you need to pull on during MANT so you can use it to save up, to get your account in a good place. So using the resources won't be too bad
just made a L333T neicha
>>551911098Yes1k free+15k paid. I'm trying to hold on after I blew a good chunk of my paid stash on FA fuku
sex groove
so... how am I supposed to use el condor power?
>>551917161...you put it into your deck?
>>551916696>nobody in the actual club cares.hmmm nyeah that's basically it
>>551915532She spooked me to, was thinking maybe trying her in Sagittarius
>>551917135https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2mgCck5tng
>>551916696>nobody in the actual club cares.Many such cases
>>551917161get some levels on it for team trials score
>>551916235heh my girl khalo... just needs more time...
>>551917542How do you pronounce ?
>>551916446Cute
>>551917385>in the past, i use to sneak in to onii-chan's futon>back when you were little, yeah>its bad now
>>551917705
>>551916689I saw someone make a McQueen for Libra with 4 speed + Riko + Borrowed CreekThey had maxxed speed, 1k stam, and 1k power so i guess it worked
I'm saving all my carats to Cheerleader Neicha. I don't care about any other horse and don't care if I don't ever get Platinum again.
>>551916696>he doesn't know
>>551917676The star i mean. How do I pronounce the star?
>>551917061I like this Digitan
>>551916009Anon, you won't believe it.
>>551916350Jezas. That was also me on the first Kita run except the rates were 30% worse. Yeah, rolling supports is soul crushing. Here's hoping your uma pulling luck improves.
>>551916689I cap it with 3 ez pzif you have your borrow slot empty you can even cap it with 2 with MLB biko
>>551918085Flash is a cutie
>>551916696There's just 1 flatliner, but he's being removed next month. On that note, is anyone looking for a club?
>>551918047That's Secretariat Cosplaying as Digitan
>>551918085based german
>>551917061Secretariat looks like that?!!
>>551918081
>>551916431you wait for the superman version upgrade, OG skin is pretty ass t b q h
>>551918081what the FUCK
>>551917770
>>551918081are we straightaway spurting and NSMing again?
>>551918615id like whatever they have, it seems EXTREMELY chill
>>551918405I'm skipping ogurin to pull for this kek
>>551911069>>551910878>>551910679She owes me sex
>>551917919>Fake a post like this >Live rent-free in /uma/'s heads as a permanent boogeyman>Also get to automatically invalidate any criticism against mambodanchou's policiesMasterfully executed by mambodanchou.
>>551918680straightaway spurting is very strong in CM8 because late-race starts in a straight
>>551916689Depends which cards you've got but it's doable with 2-3, can throw in some speed sparks to help if you need.You can use 4 if you have to but it's probably hard to hit the other stats with that
>>551918680Yes it's end closer boogaloo vol. 2. It's even firm and non-standard so you can honestly just plug in Libra Goldshi again.
>>551918680its another 'which ever golshi nsm+spurts first' episode again
Tsuin Tahbow
>>551917835does McQueen havea power bonus?>>551918176I finally have my own MLB Kita, but I usually use the borrow slot for MLB Rice or MLB SSR Riko, I do have my own MLB R Riko though, not sure if worth the swap?
>>551916350That's how they get you, anon. The game is genuinely fun if you enjoy both the gameplay loop and the umas, but Cygames' gacha system is the most predatorial bullshit ever. There's a reason why it makes so much money, it's designed to prey on your emotions and milk your wallet dry. Don't fall for it if you can't allow yourself to waste thousands of dollars.Not using the ticket and crystal on her is a bonus if you get lucky in her banner, which you unfortunately didn't. It was still a good choice, enjoy your freed borrow slot, your umas will be stronger.
>>551918868Honestly, I'm doing fine with 0LB SSR riko, try to run the MLB R and see if that works with you.
>>551918868McQueen has 10% wit 20% stam
What's a better take: Prof of Curvature, or 3x single circle straights/corner speed skills?
>>551917926kira
>>551918680Yes but you can also Dober's unique+NSM this time as an alternative
>>551919185Three singles.
>>551918870Most of the other Gacha I’ve played are post hoyo coin flip and after playing this game for half a year the absolute cancer that was my kitasan pulls and failed dober pulls made me quit the game. Japan 200 spark or bust made me feel worse than any other Gacha. The system is solid the localization is charming the Gacha is pure depression. 140 pulls down the hole for dober I’m not getting her. I’m not paying up I’m not buying her with the selector, I’m out,
>>551919365what if I got all 3?
>>551919185Prof of Curvature.
>>551910410uma brand lightbulbs?
>>551919185assuming the total cost is the same the 3 whites
>>551916696People that join casual clubs are usually extremely cucked or unironically women which is pretty much the same thing. They would never have the courage to actually complain directly to the danchou and they act really nice in club chat. But behind everyones back they are extremely toxic. I'd say at least 90% of Mambo hates their Danchou and want him dead.
This is Halo. King Halo's mother
>>551919494Enema bulbs
>>551919552>those dead inside eyes>mouth cagelooks mean and angry jesus
Is it worth taking front runner savvy if you don't need it for groundwork skills?suzuka btw
>>551919670>suzuka btw
>>551919465being able to accumulate 200 is basically the same as rushed wit check
>>551919552She was right all along
>>551919670no, better off buying velo skills instead
>>5519191853 whites are better than professorcorners are better than straights
>>551919831
>>551919552Halo was King Halo's grandfather, actually
>>551919670yes, runaway benefits from WITvelocity skills are better though
>>551919070They need to add Admire Terra. Either>Jacket flies off as she leave the gate>Ult activates immediately as long as you don't get a late start
You are now straight
pull the trigger danchud
>>551919943Could he fix her?
>>551919670It's good last filler with leftover points.
>>551919552>
Centurial Jobber
>>551919468Golshi moves forward too much so it's probably not the best use of skill points
>>551920313i thought mambo was bad...
>comes back to roll for DoberUhh based?
>>551861678 Starting to get the gist of it now, this is now my second A+, even at 1* Biko combined with FLB Kita is just too good.
>>551920489SFV or red shift + nsm could be good on Gold Ship this time around, I need to check where SFV and red shift activate to confirm
Do I need a recovery skill for scorpio if my uma is already +800 stam?
>>551919807>>551920032>>551920371Thanks dacchis, I'm kind of retarded and I tend to brick my umas with bad skill choicesHow about:>Corner lvl 2>Straight lvl 2vs>Corner lvl 1>Straight lvl 1>Fast Paced>Savvy
>>551861678>>551920776Grats anon, well done! Took me forever (and Unity) to get my very first A+, now I started making them KINDA consistently, but getting to S or even near it is still a bitch and probably won't happen for me till MANT
>>551919943She cute
>>551920864you should get one on a runaway or pacechaser
>>551920441That's some prime royalty inbreeding, with Sir Gaylord even
THEY GIVE FREE 10 ROLLS FOR SUPPORT CARD FOR DAYS AND THE ONLY TIME I GET SSRS IS WHEN I SPEND TICKETS OR DO THE DAILY DISCOUNT ROLLS. I'M GOING INSANE.EVERYONE AROUND ME IS GETTING AIR GROOVE OR FINE MOTION AND I'MEGETTING NOTHING. NOTHING. MY LAST 5 RELEVANT SSRS WERE GOTTEN THROUGH A FUCKING SCAM GACHA. "WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THIS GAME SERIOUSLY" WELL MAYBE THE GAME SH OUDL GIVE ME SUPPORT CARDS THEN, AND NOT IRRELEVANT FUCKING DUPES FROM 4 YEARS AGO WHEN I ACTUALLY DO GET SOMETHING
My new year resolution is for all the avatarfaggots and umajp cross posters to fucking die and disappear, forgotten forever more
>>551920975>holding up phone like thatfake uma
>>551920932lvl 2s are worse in terms of points spentsecond is usually best, you could sacrifice savvy for corners lvl 2 if you wit is high like 800, else just do second
>>551920863Final corner is too late for SFV or Red Shift to be of any use.
>>551921143xD
>>551920441I want an official design for King Halo's mom
So what do we use now?
>>551921073LIKE ACTUALLY FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
>>551921120shut up>>551921267https://github.com/Kisegami/Uma-Musume-Auto-Train
>>551920441>GoofedI wonder how this uma looks like
>>551921058It's on Tachyon, she already has her innate recovery skill, I was debating between buying a gold recovery or buying dominator and make her into an ace/debuffer but I'm not sure how good dominator is on a pace chaser, she has B aptitude on late.
>>551921118I forgot to add I hope Ryan gets deleted from the game entirely
thoughts on this?
>>551921265
>>551921503get dominator thats the whole point of training tachyon for medium
833 stam on Suzuka. Do I need to take a recovery?
>>551921118>>551921582Keep seething brown.
>>551921729Runaway? yes
Secreteriat uma when
>>551921265Rigantona is most likely based on King Halo's sire Dancing Brave
>>551921118Machan wouldn't say this>>551921582Rice wouldn't say this
I love when artists draw flustered umas like on the bottom. They're just so cute I wanna die
>>551921328What’s wrong with this one? Does it give you actual herpes?
>>551920975Seems the meta for me to have a higher chance at A+ is both banking skill points except for a golden skill early in classic and for unity cup do the first two top and the rest middle
>>551921968this artist is evilEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL
>>551922091>15/16 A+ tachy with SS B B C BWas this with Showdown active or not?>and the rest middleIntredasting, I usually do the first 2 middle, then the rest top, or only one middle, depending on how things go.>both banking skill pointsUsually I bank all my points till the very end, then go with whatever seems best to my tard brain. I'd love to force an S uma, but whenever I go for gold only skills or something I just make things worse, so I tend to go wide for parent purposes.
>>551916235>my uma would absolutely BOOTY BLAST every one of these shit racers
>>551918854but this time around I have MLB kitasan and MLB creek so it's gonna be fun right?
>>551922091are these important? i always pick autoselect to choose those. Never actually cared about it, I'm a two month player, sorry i'm kinda stupid, but i have managed to get a couple 12k umas.
Bros am I missing something or should this title already be unlocked?>>551911489It wasn't a gaslight, that shit was real. The outcomes were sent to your device when the choices were. It doesn't work anymore and it was a gigantic pain in the ass to set up.
>>551922571greens and pinks are important the other stuff less so
>>551910948WHAT THE FUCK
>>551922571That is one most important things to choose. Your uma can go from okay to umazing with the right parents (sparks)
>>551922483Showdown active, Level 4, Afraid of level 5 due to the "no resets">>551922571I pick them to get try and get the S in Medium (didn't trigger sadly), Ryan Skill however is a must have for Late and End race style.
i wanted to try the uma auto trainer but game always crash every time i open the training menu in gameBwos please help. I use ldplayer which was the recco for the auto trainer
>>551916235is an trainer a athlete?
>first run ever with Curren Chan>new scenario recordFalco... I'm sorry but I might have been charmed...
>>551922694i think jack of all trades got added post launch and it's not retroactive
My New Year's resolution is to find a woman like TopRo and marry her, I know it is just a dream because women in the current environment are horrible creatures, but that's what I want
>>551922727The ability to change destiny and achieve the dreams of your trainee means you have to rample the dreams of others, it's why the careers are disconnected from each other
Still buying skills, should I pick swinging maestro or professor of curvature?
>>551923012>a woman like TopRoA woman with massive forehead?
>>551923012her names is NTR (Narita Top Road)
do any of you have a 9* straightaway spurt 9* long goldship parent for reasons?
>>551922954Fuck. That'd explain it. Thanks. Saw it on someone in TT and when I checked what it was for I knew I'd had multiple (trash) Gold Ships that popped Turf Med/Long and fucking Pace or Late off early shitty parents...
>>551922753>>551922703>>551922856no wonder most of my umas are mediocre, shit i guess i need to star reading some guides, my current team rank is 164.5k, am i doing fine so far?
Smooch Top Road's forehead
>>551922863You shouldn’t bot, but it’s probably a connection issue, right? Make sure your emulator is set up properly
>>551923029prof
>>551923101Giving her forehead smooches while cuddling is peak love>>551923116Yes her name is Narita Top Road, but everyone calls her TopRo-chan
>>551923014>rampletrample*
>>551916431She's a really strong pacer actually, I don't know why nobody trains her. Her skill is pretty flexible, it basically activates every race.
>>551916625I do other things during the day, sometimes I don't have time to post a jiggie. You can always post one yourself.
You guys didn't want to play the game so you installed a dataminer that could ban your account to play it for you?
>>551923424devanon should have sent pictures ip and id to cygames as well as his gay discord server
>christmas is over>christmas oguri is still not out???
>>551922060Its a viet bot
>>551923424Let people learn the hard way, the last one turned out to be a trojan
>>551922863the bot is trying to delete your account
>>551923424
>>551922120Howaa…
>>551911098Yeppers! Still have 38k left even if I'm not spending on Christmas Oguri, I'm getting myself my all time favorite Uma Tamamo Cross instead!
>>551923609I mean, Vietnamese food is pretty good
erm bros the bot is gone from github.......
>>551910948Also if you run the Tenno Sho and lose, it steals her win as well since someone else will win it instead.
I've been playing almost nothing but uma musume since august and am starting to feel like it's time to move on to something else for a change, at least as a breakYet whenever I have free time and go on steam, I can't be bothered to sift through the endless pile of garbage to look for new games and just end up telling myself>let's do the daily career and decide what to buy later...I think the dopamine rush of clicking the colorful buttons and watching numbers fly on screen in uma musume has actually fried my brainI thought thought I was strong by staying f2p, but it turns out the game has been eating away at me in other ways...
>>551916696Member of Mambo's Four Kings here.We enforce the peace in club chat via rigorous training regimes. The lax fan requirements trick aspiring trainers to join, after which we trap them with the allure of the coveted Mambo Cup. Nobody has the energy left to rant after their sessions are complete and we kick back in the club Mumble and watch Japanese horse racing videos from 20 years ago.
>>551923234I wouldn't think of team rank at the moment, instead give us the average points of your uma by the end of their runs.
>>551923642It was clean until it wasn’t. The lesson of the day is to never let a program you don’t trust auto-update.
>>551911098yes (dober only took 4.5k)55k
>>551923234You can pad your trainee's stats quite well with good parents, e.g. you can load up parents with only stam sparks and then you dont have to ever train it in game, freeing up cards and trainings for other stuff. There are sites where you can search for certain sparks combinations. Check the OP for more. There are also guides and shit. It'll make sense after a bit. Also dont try to brute force sparks. It's soulcrushing with how low the odds are.
>>551923826>retarded SEAnig reported the repo and Github took it downguess we're gonna suffer through MANT now botbros
>>551921604why is gold ship crying
Doesn't Dober hate (You)? Why is Lal the fan art I find of her so adorable? I wasn't planning on rolling for her...
>>551922571>>551923234For example if you had brought 18* Stam sparks you could drop the stam card for something else and still hit 700+ with just RikoAlso help you get certain skills and adjust aptitudes
>>551924159she's tsundere zoomerbro
>>551924163If you bring 18* stam sparks (or the equivalent is reached with random URA procs) you don't even need Riko. I have a few milers with 700+ off sparks and smashing power alone.
>>551924159She fully trusts you after the arima kinen humiliation ritual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8iWc4wlsUMTRACEEEEEEEEEEEN!
>>551921614that's his dad
>>551924159why would a fan artist draw something actually off putting?
Another spurtlet stambonuslet gutsbonuslet Gold Ship for the glue factory...
>>551924273FIGHT ONFIGHT ON
>The one time in like three months that Akikawa showed up on my pulls was the one time that i was distracted and looking off-screen not really paying attention because i stopped hoping for a 3*She gave me Fuji Kiseki when i was pulling for Tosen Jordan
Strongest trainers ITT?
Bored so I'll host a scorpio room match. This shit seems random tho79807405
>>551921073People posting good rolls is confirmation bias bc people won’t post their shit luck but this is the most cancer gacha rates I’ve ever seen.
>>551924549Mambo
>>551924549WATER GOD RALKOSandFLATLINER GOD SCRUBP
>>551924269the what now?
>>551924159Just watch her first 4 stories
>>551924091he wasnt updating it for mant regardless
>>551921073I really couldn't imagine playing the game without foresight like jpbrosyou're literally asking to get fucked in the ass
>>551911098YesHad 30k, only went down to 26k, and I've almost recovered entirely thanks to finishing paizuri showtime and this week's retention
>>551924661Iirc that anon was bragging like a few weeks ago that he was gonna update for MANT but only for his private discord
>>551922863I think Ldplayer is most stable for me my computer, which is nearly 10 year oldWere there any settings you changed compared to when you installed?[/spoilerDrivers updated?
>>5519245495-plat herei am bad at the game
>>551924159>Doesn't she hate youLol. Lmao. Rofl. Reading Comprehension.
>>551924538>Decide to embrace gamba fallacy and hope i had a hotstreak after getting a 3* from a single>10 pull gave me rock-bottom 1 2* / 9 1*Well that was mean
Are we gonna take a break from end closers this cm or are they still a threat?
Why are you idiots so bad at playing umamusume? Retarded japs will fuck you up the ass even with just R cards.
scorpio34520324retards only
>>551924159>Doesn't Dober hate (You)? stop believing twitter troons and read her story yourself bro
>>551924972statsbros what is this?
>>551924972>this fuku won and mine jobbed and i got 3rd in A finalsi kneel. truly you are shiraoki's chosen.
>>551925178scorpio is a front cm bwo
>>551923826>>551924091I downloaded the code but I hate botters so I won't share it.
>>551925178Scorpio? Yeah ends are bad. Sag? Nah, straightaway spurt is the best skill on the track again
>>551925213>Scenario croppedhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>551925213where is this supposed to beat me with 900 speed rofl
>>551924091is the faggot still reporting them to cygames?
>>551925178You have no idea what you're in for.
I think im starting to realize somethingIt's not that fine motion is OP, shes kind of bad in some waysIt's more that all the other wit cards atm absolutely suck ass
Sweepbros.... It's over for me...
>>551924569Umamusume is a wit game
>>551925229ggs natie
>>551923797I swear to God Curren spooked everyone pulling for Dober, what the hell
>double Long sparl>spurt>umastanOf course I get this on a parent run...
>>551925829yes
>cheaters chimping out
>>551925902I got the classic spechud spook
>>551925829FM is barely a wit card, it's a whale card used for training effectiveness
>>551925949Where?
>>551925876>quiz queen>speed queen
>>551925918turn it into an ace rununless thats the second inherit
>>551907214
>>55192522916.7k rating maru obliterated by natie...
>>551925829If wit cards suck then explain this>>551925876
>>551925829yeah basically. aside from her the only solid card is that one seuin wit card that basically doubles as a speed card, but it's pretty much exclusively a whale card so nobody has it.
>>551925987>whale This game is nearing a year old anonHow long do you think you can last playing uma musume with just kitasan and SR cards?
>>551925876>>551926197>Same exact Maruwoah...
>>551926089There there Luna, you're a queen in my eyes
>>551926107I don't think it's possible to turn this into an Ace
>>5519262216 months. Tachyon comes out about then.
>>551925980Lucky, I still don't have her, Rice is the one who has spooked me more than once
>>551924875No. I made i new instance with default settings to test if the game runs. Game/emulator just freezes right before the training menu buttons appears when i start or load a career.
201554752015547520155475CM room, testing my paces
>>551925949I wanna read more about them melting down
>>551925371>front cmBut I was making lates and pacers
>>55192531610 attempts at Fuku aces1 (one) A+ outcome, which had a 6.3% w/rmade one last frustrated attempt that was finished fifteen minutes before selection closedAnother A, but still more solid than my A+ Fuku anywayShe won because it was a 6 end 3 late lobby and she got promoted, hit her stamina heals, and just ran with raw stats and not a single accel cuz she was up front>1 Length...and because Lone Wolf proc'ed
>>551926197>right handjob>nsm>early leadgold-plated glue
>>551926272another VERY evil artist
>>551926232Her right glove is black, and the left one is white If you're going to draw her, at least put in the effort to do it right
>>551926463Not allowed
>>551926291She's good, but you still need a wit card...
>>551926629Brüste
is there a guide for cm8 already?
is this deck any good? i pick super creek as borrowed card.
>>551926197What's the deck on the bloated maru?Surely if it had non-retarded skills, it would blow away the competition, but the lack of any sensible skills is telling me that it must be something unorthodox?
>>551925902I got narita brian
>>551926768yes
>>551926636That won't stop me, I can't read.
>>551926776do you have nothing else besides brian on speed? it's going to be rough with both it and urara starting empty
>>551926776Yes but you need MLB Brian it's better and free
NARITA SUCKS
>>551926768reuse your libra aces
>>551926790you don't wanna know... bwo has MLB Bakushin
>>551926203It's not that wit is a bad card type, its very goodIt's that the cards themselves are bad
>>551924159no, actually, she wants (you) to become her prince
>>551926776if you have mlb r riko use that instead
W-why did they nuke the last thread from the archives…?
>>551926852SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>551926494>lone wolfthis man would've lost to the wolfpack. Holy moly...
>>551926893Nta but you don't care about friendship with Urara, she's there for energy and training effectiveness with mood bonus. She's like a pal card.
>>551926948but I got third place in libra...
>>551926751FINE, I’ll roll on the Cock and Ball with Super Creek banner in like 8 months.
>>551927006To many sweepstein secrets. It will be reuploaded with some important bits redacted.
trying out for the arima CM1000 stm + maestro should be good, right?redshift+head on should be ok, right?
>>551927006Because they posted THAT
>>551927126kiss her
>>551926916How do people get cards from the club point exchange so quick? The last Brian piece is 3K. Do you need to have a very active club to donate shoes? My Mcqueen SSR is also incomplete. How the hell do people finish them so quick?
>>551927279>Guts too low>No long Sglue
>>551927420I trade a little everyday but I think the majority of my club points come from the monthly club reward.
>>551927420Yes, you need an active club and keep donating shoes.>>551927453It's glue because it was a test, yes, but how is 500 guts not good? isn't that the standard?
>>551927420>he's in a B+ club
My danchou loves NTR
>>551927420100 crowns per day from borrows and shoes.
>>551926463>>551925371>>551925178Doto Rape
>>551927636do NOT rape doto
11 more trainees before Kitasan releases...
owari da
>>551918808I wish I was as skilled at mind games like mambodanchou
>>551927594C club. The danchou died and leadership fell on me.
my secret weapon
>>551927420monthly club rewardsdaily shoe donationstry to luck into a 9* stat parent and put it up on the db websites and advertise on discord
>>551926916>>551926893>>551927000>>551927420thanks, these are my current cards, should i change anything else of my deck?
Now that the dust has settled, who ended up being more tsundere. Gold City or Dober?
>>551927420Yes, I donate 10 times usually there's no deficit in requests. And I've been playing for like 5 months. I'm ready to MLB Suzuka speed card (it's actually pretty good for a welfare except frontrunner only skills) next month. Save for that if you need a welfare speed card statstick she needs MLB.
>>551927724>frontrunner designed for long races where fronts are the worst>cant use her support card that 90% of the game invested in>comes out right after giga ezmode front bourbon>the player base will have spent the past 4 months watching her absolutely choke in unity cup races building resentment towards herKitasan is genuinely the most setup to fail character in the game
>>551928003both
>>551928003scarlet
>>551928015I will probably still roll for her because I want to lick her armpits
is 850 stamina 400 guts enough on a front runner? no gold?
>>551927909
>>551927584Arima Kinen has a Stamina and Guts threshold, 901 and 601 respectively
>>551928153for scorpio? bare minimum if no debuffers. spot struggles and dueling you may gas out
>>551927994do you have the yellow crystal by chance? getting that sweepy to MLB would give you a better card than BrianI would still use her at 3LB but I'm a sweepyfag but both should be about the same if you're not MLB'ing the Brian card
>>551928153Yep, no gold necessary. Get those extra velocity skills instead.
>>551927994Sweep Tosho and Shinko Windy are better cards than Narita Brian. You can even run both if you swap Urara.
>>551928153800 400 in enough on any styles without recovery. if debuffers don't exist.
>>551928237I will believe you, those stats are attainable.
I WANT FINE MOTION BUT IF I END UP WITH 3 KAWAKAMI PRINCCESS CARDS I MIGHT QUITshould I just accept my mediocrity and SR card through all of MANT?
so Stego is another Tranny magnet like Tachyon?
>>551927636Yea Doto probably would rape trainer 'accidentally' after pretending to be so clumsy all the time
>>551928520>related to goldshitofc
>>551928516Kawakami Princess is a really good card if you get her MLB.
>>551927857There's a reason why he runs an entire company and can buy him and his mambo plush business class tickets from NYC to Japan.
>>551928520at least stego doesn't get rampantly mischaracterized anymore post release
im done with you
>>551927903>uma is only alive because of botting clubsPretty sure every 3 view vtuber does more for Uma than these types
>umastan>spurt>nimble>2*power>medium insstead of LongGood enough desu
>>551928590The mare in this scenario is you (toreina).
You dont need any of that shit for MANT, you dont even need kitasan
>>551928015who carespic rel
Do you get anything, besides the rewards, from clearing Fuji "The Molester" Kiseki's hardest difficulty?
>>551928835no
>>551928835nyo
>>551927604I'm not your danchou
>>551928835The Uma you clear it with is guaranteed a great mood, so it’s a must for any Scorpio aces
>>551928609>arguably a downgrade or sidegrade from fucking SR cards>really good
>>551928015She's cute so doesn't matter
>>551928742AAAAAAHHHHH I DON'T HAVE MAMBO SINCE I STARTED LATE
>>551925178uma is a late gambler game regardless of distance
>>551928742>my tannhauser is 3 LBits over
>>551928520I really liked Kino's Journey so she's a must pull
>>551928015fronts are bad in long races because fronts that are good in long races don't exist yet. kitasan black is a front that is good in long races. please enjoy your 100 free pulls.
>>551928276>>551928356>>551928413is there any stamina calc that lets me account for all these conditions?
>>551928835yeah after your first max lvl clear fuji kiseki will break into your apartment (trainers aren't allowed in the dorms) and paizuri rape you
What's the difference between the two Success and Greats?
>>551928928Fuck, redoing all my aces ASAP. Thanks.>>551928860>>551928875Nice try, bwos.
>>551928924H-Hot.
>>551916625https://jiggie.fun/gpwYPThttps://jiggie.fun/gpwYPThttps://jiggie.fun/gpwYPT
>900 wit>rushed and whiffing skills
>>551929096I saw some fronts win races in libra but the majority gassed in the final lap, I can only recall seeing Summer Maru winning.
>>551929154whether you win with a big cutie or not
>>551928015I like her outfit and that's enough for me. She's also daughter material so I want to adopt her.
hoeh...
Fucking whore
>>551929154Depends on whether you won with big cuties or small ones.
>>551928520>Tranny magnet like TachyonWhat the fuck does this mean?
>>551928003have yet to see the dere in gold shitty
Sex
>>551929651it means that anon lives in reddit and twitter
>>551929651>he doesnt knowfor some reason dickgirls, futanaris, newhalfs and shemales see tachyon and think "shes literally me"
>>551928963>>551928989That card isnt even good, the SR air groove is better
heh mambo
>>551929737kys AIjeet
>>551929737>SexThat'd $1000 umabucks per hour (not to be confused with monies).
>>551929737>illegible text on accessories
>>551929737cute underwear
>>551928003I've not played her career yet but in her stories she's just a bit awkward not a tsundere.
Opera is funny uma and I like her alot
>>551929795By that logic, the uma franchise is tranny shit because I've seen some horrible shit made by that community of "people".
>>551928742Witgod says NTR is overrated and MANT is still a wit mode (finemo required)
What are some of the secret winning animations in Unity Cup? Bakushin/Bamboo/Biko have one, and think Palmer and Kitasan looked down at the camera in a way I never seen before but I don't remember who was the third long uma.
what's your favorite 1koma? I have a soft spot for this one
>>551928928explainwhat do you mean guaranteed great mood?
>>551923424i would dataminor
>>551929737she would wear a thong
>>551930319Kawakamicutie
>>551930319yeah, this is my favorite too
>>551930319never heard of that hentai tag
>>551929492yes, you know why end closers are the only choice in long races, right? the biggest reason is that they have the only acceleration in the game that activates on the late-race straight. check what kitasan black's unique skill does.
>>551930319oyakodon
>>551930335
>>551930060>they tried to set Golshi up to win the arima as his last race>he couldn't do itmakes me a little sad every time I think about it. Gold Ship himself seems very happy in retirement though
>>551929737
>>551930319
>>551930319this one of course
If you skip her, you will suffer through MANT, hell you might even finally quit the game because you fucked up by skipping her
>>551929171>>551930320
>>551930319The thumbnail makes it look like kawasaki has absolutely giant tits jiggling around but then you open the image and they're tea cupsSad!
>>551927420I'm sitting at 14k club points right now
I'm tired of 3 borrows a dayI'm tired of being gatekept on staminaI'm tired of having to deal with garbage RNG every runI'm tired of making parents for next CMI'm tired of making aces for next CM]I'm tired boss
>>551929115No, just keep running test rooms.
>>551930714Nah I'll just MLB Fuku
>>551930841take a break anon
>>551930603Rude
>>551930457>check what kitasan black's unique skill does.Interesting.Will this always activate on the final corner or is it a coin toss?
>>551930841Time to take a break
>>551930841>I'm tired of 3 borrows a dayI'm not, gives me a reason to bolt after doing 3 runs>I'm tired of being gatekept on staminawhat TP? just don't spam runs lol>I'm tired of having to deal with garbage RNG every runlaw of large numbers>I'm tired of making parents for next CMthen don't, distance S + 1200 speed can get you to finals so just borrow a 9* (distance)>I'm tired of making aces for next CMI reused cancer aces for virgo and won plat>I'm tired bossjust don't flatline and I won't send mercenaries after you
>>551930714>80 speed and power>acceleration and velocity gold>ult activates half way to the end of mid race and carries over to late raceisn't she a bit too strong?
>>551930841>I'm tired of 3 borrows a dayIf they don't give us 5 borrows in the first Anni they might as well EoS
>>551930565I don't know what the actual stats are, but I'd assume that it's pretty rare for horses to win their retirement races. It's the end of their career after all.
>>551930841>I'm tired of having to deal with garbage RNG every runYou really should be able to pick at least one of the abilities you're going to inherit.Feels awful constantly sending runs down the drain because the game arbitrarily decided it would after you went through all the other rng checksUnfortunately these are the kinds of stuff they only grow lenient on when player numbers start dropping too much
>>551930841Honestly autoplay needs to be added with the 1st anniversary patch. The botting crisis has shown that this rate of acceleration isn’t sustainable without something giving
>>551927783Nobody cloned the repo? Is it over (real)?
>>551931018On every long track in the game, the late-race back straight comes before the third corner, so the acceleration effect will always activate. On medium races, the velocity effect will activate instead.
>>551910410BIGフエイス for the BIGディック
>>551931018>trigger 1: if it's mid-race, you're first or second, and are in a straight opposite to the crowd>effect: more velocity and accel>trigger 2: you're past halfway, you're first or second, and you're on corner 3>effect: more velocitywtf is this ult?
>>551930118its not really a line of logic so much as an observation
>>551930841>I'm tired of making parents for next CM>I'm tired of making aces for next CM]Just take a fucking break and don't do them. You are not required to try to win, you still get 1500 carats even if you go down to group B. The accelerated schedule is cancer, I get it, but just change your damn mindset. Enjoy what you have.
>>551930714Why pls explain
>>551927006this is the second time the thread got nuked after getting archived, wtf
>eat fruit for the first time in months>start farting and shitting myselfis this what if feels like to be american?
>>551931501Get used to alternative condition uniques, many umas from now on will have them.
>>551928609Only useful for team trials to get the gold skill
That's a MANT
>>551924091>SEAnigGood guess, but incorrect.Enjoy walking into yet another honeypot, a self-updating git repo with an account wiper.CrackProof knows who you are. CrackProof saves every metada of your click.If you need a bot to grind, stop kidding yourself and go back to being a tourist.
>>551930841You can recycle all of your libra aces for the arima kinen CM.The CM after that is a sprint CM which is an absolute meme so you might as well throw in your TT team since sprints are pure RNG. With that in mind, you basically have two months of free time ahead. Just make sure you do the upcoming event for the marv Sunday power card, shes one of the last good free cards before free SSR stuff becomes worthless.
hello fgo tourist here wanting to start playing uma, I've read you guys have a bot that automates farming which is something we've used for almost 7 years now. how risky is your bot and has anyone been banned for it? >dude you should at least play manually firstno thanks, I've seen the farming loop
>>551931768Why would bro betray me like this?How much more betrayal can I take?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vVtZnqmmzSAThis shit is fucking brutal, how is it even still allowed
>>551930695Why is Taiki a fatass?
>>551931018It's not a coin toss, like Dober's unique the activation depends on the track
finally pulled a kitasan after almost 300 pulls now she's at 2lbif i get all the mlb crystal shards when will i get enough for a crystal to 3lb?
>>551929975*smooch*
>>551931943shes american
The problems we’ve had with the bots so far aren’t with the bots themselves, but with the devs being just too chinese
inari one looks too happy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOy8oUSpv8c
>>551931910Why are you here?FGO told you to go touch grass and become a salaryman
>>551931972when MANT drops
>>551930724I kind of see it
>>551931910>I want to start playing the game>But I don't want to actually play itYou can't be this retarded
Eishinbros are we gambling with Ryan+Dober come Arima Kinen (CM8) or making a mutant End Flash to abuse Straightaway Spurt?
>>551931897are you pretending to be the guy that reported the repo or something i dont understand
>>551931929The elevens have been adjusting their jump race courses so that they are safer while still difficult. That particular track looks like suicide.
>>551910410Cute creatura
>>551932135ryan+dober+spurt of course
>>551931908>you might as well throw in your TT team since sprints are pure RNGIs this true?How much RNG we talking here? Wouldn't it be essentially the same as mile CMs?
>>551932135I wanna try End Flash but I have no idea what skills and cards to pick because I've never trained an EndThe only skill I know is spurt
if i have low wit and get rushed i dont get dober's unique?
>>551931990
>>551932061you are salarymen>>551932118I already told you the only thing looking awful is the farming/parent loop
hourly Scorpio lobby 41025603
>>551932270yeppers
>>551931943Crunchy screenshots bother me.
>>551932270If you get rushed at all you get no dober unique, even with 1200 wit.
>>551930868i'm not unemployed.
>>551931943>>551932384Why is Chrono perfect for rape?
>>551932276More kisses for the emperor
>U-Um well the only people trying practice rooms are tryhards s-so losing there isnt a big dealThis is such insane cope lmao the only people left playing this dogshit slot machine are busted uncs hiding their credit card from their wife, there are no casuals left, your winrate in practice lobbies will be your winrate in the cm
>>551932334If there are slots after 10 minutes I'll join. I haven't made anything better this week.
>>551932384do you need a mod to get better resolution?
>>551930319That one is fantastic. It's extremely cute how Kawakami looks so happy to be able to have tea with King.
>>551932408Then buy the gold recovery and stop being greedy.
>>551932203It's in england, kinda retarded how they have a limit to how many times they can whip the horse but a track like that is fine
>>551919780Me inside
Give it to me straight, bwos: How fucked is my account now that the bot has been deleted by the yakuza?
>>551930335heh
>>551932135>longslopI am killing myself.Ryan+Dober probably
Do you neighas pop bursts on wit? I can't fucking reach 900 or 1200 wit with 2 SR wit cards (Tachyon and Daiwa)
>>551932334at least it was a loss to another endgawd
>>551932457Anon the very previous CM that was only two weeks ago is proof of how wrong you areOr are you going to claim everyone quit in these specific two weeks because of... the fuji event?
>>551932457Going by the absolute dog shit I saw in groups last CM this is just you coping that your umas are ass.
im an old man and have no idea who streamers are or any of that stuff but i see you guys talking about it sometimes. there's someone in my practice lobby with "@VF" in their name. is this some streamer simp?
>>551932491
>>551932334POTENTIAL
What was the retention last week?
>>551932589They’ll probably go after people with bot farms or people who bought accounts from those bot farms first.
>>551932706>oldmanyou know how in cod lobbies, people would put [FaZe], this is pretty much the same thing
>>551932457There's tiers of sweatiness even among the core playerbase. Everyone will be fine.
>>551932636You'd need SSR cards to hit that much wit. Even with 2 SRs + Bourbon wit the most I can usually get to is 800.
I don't think ive ever seen these umas in my CM rooms:>eishin flash>kawakami >air groove>special week>hishi AmazonSo im going to assume they're the worst characters in the game
Are you guys ready?https://youtu.be/hqmxGvmrOi8?si=THQtm2uweXdQnly9
>>551929737I love how AI can't get basic details consistent.The belt she's wearing on her daisy dukes has belt holes. But the belt on the separated daisy dukes on the left doesn't have belt holes.The tube top she's wearing versus the tube top on the left look completely different on the bottom part.The necklace she's wearing versus the necklace zoomed in on the bottom left look completely different as well.The AIslopper could have easily made a prompt that added proper text to the notebook and milk carton on the bottom right so that we didn't get blurry illegible shit, but clearly he was too lazy to do so.Also, why the fuck is the zoom in on her denim pointing at her thigh instead of her actual daisy dukes? The slopper could have easily fixed it by having the arrow point in the right direction, but didn't.Oh, but don't forget to donate 5 bucks to his Patreon/Fanbox though! Slopping is hard work!
>>551932728Post it
B-B-BUT IT WAS UNDETECTARABURU...
>>551928929Well she's still has... 10% Race bonus... A nice gold skill for TT. Damn she is pretty bad
>my umas keep placing low on room matches>haven't won anyI am in despair.
>>551932304The last reliable bot was just deleted off github so you're out of luck. Umamusume involves a ton of decision-making even in parent runs anyway and the bots are not yet sophisticated enough to beat real human input, so you will always be better off grinding them out by hand. Parent runs are also great for learning to play the game because you'll often be using a gimped deck, which will throw more difficult decisions at you and help improve your decision-making for actual ace runs.
>>551932907i'm pretty excited for mant desu, it looked fun from the vids i watched
>>551932907In three months? yeah
>>551932746560k
>>551932848thank you for making this relatable to me, yes i understand now. i dont think its a big deal if i doxx him here. he lost running this and two debuffers. im genuinely in awe of this deck, i feel like he used one SR just to make people judge him less.
>>551932957Someone has to lose, so others can win
>>551932964The problem is that parent runs aren’t fun.
>>551932912Slopping with anime is so bad atm idk why people bother Slop machines do MUCH better with 3d at the moment, making picture of old girls I used to stalk take off their shirt or old WoW characters I had make out always turns out much betterIdk how anyone would pay for that though, pure insanity
>>551932957I love this image
>>551932746Like 561k, I barely cleared it with 562
>>551932891eishin flash and hishi amazon are terriblei won most of my libra cup matches with an end closer original special weekwedding air groove isn't badi don't know anything about kawakami princess
>>551930565He knew that it's time to fuck mares until he's going to be a grandpa.
>>551933069>i dont think its a big deal if i doxx him hereVery rude. I hope he doesn't receive TBs of horse porn after your crass disregard for his safety.
>>551930724you can see her giant tits jiggling whenever you wantYou did pull for her, right?
>>551933115>girls I used to stalk
>>551933069it's always that SEA sloptuber discord toothey must be literal teens so I won't put too much blame on them
>>551933115
>>551933105It's the same core gameplay loop as building an ace though. Think of it like grinding for a rare drop in an RPG.
>>551933069I still don't understand how this is possible. That's a 2000 dollar deck! How can you make something so subpar??
>>551916235So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame we can blame the outer post, we can blame low power to break out from traffic, we can blame the meta, we can praise Teio's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Skills, guts you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Tracen and our Natie, but MASSIVE rainbow trainings are desperately needed right fucking now. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the next year, or winning a single G1 for that matter. Not racing like this. What do you think, /nng/?#ToreinaIN or #ToreinaOUT?Some helpful links to numb the pain:https://www.bloomberg.com/quote/BRONZE:INDhttps://www.umagram.com/currenchan/https://jlingz.comhttps://www.umatube.com/rudolfstandup/https://www.nhs.jp/conditions/suicide/
>>551933115>I used to stalk takeYou're memeing, right?
>>551931929It's like they're trying to kill the horses there.
>>551933069there's no better source of medium corners/straightaways than tachyon
>>551933274all the botters are from SEA
>>551933115This is true, making porn of my female coworkers after stalking their social media during that week Grok allowed animated porn was fun.
>>551932161More than 1 (one) person can report a repo.Every repo posted here is a honepot designed to be easily detected or to be updated directly from repo with nuke function.
I am still thinking about that one post from earlier today where an anon says you can make Dober win a long race to cuck Mejiro Bright out of her one and only g1 win thus making her cry and run away
>>551933292No it isn’t. A parent run consists of waiting 30 minutes to see the spark screen over and over and over again. The stats and skills and how the run is going barely matter. Your choices barely matter. It’s mind numbing and boring.
why dont you fags tell newfags to read the guides instead of spoonfeeding them?
>>551933582umas should get bullied more by other umas
>>551929789and how do you know it's reddit shit? you have to go back
>>551933535I genuinely have no clue what the fuck you're talking about, stop replying to me you weirdo
>>551933652what guides every single doc is a gaslight or outdated
>>551931929It got mostly banned in australia and was never particularly popular in japanBongs love that shit though, 50% of jump races in the world are in bongladesh
>>551933115based creep
>>551933639>The stats and skills and how the run is going barely matter>Need skills to get good whites>Need stats to increase your odds at getting a good blue, and with the new update, actually win races>Need to win races to affinitymaxxDon't tell me you've been making dogshit parents with zero affinity and shit whites bro...
>>551933582
>>551933325This might be a hot take but I think people (including whales) overestimate how much you can actually pay 2 win in this game. This is just going on vibes alone, but if you have MLB kita and you borrow biko, I'm pretty sure the margin of error for career success is bigger than the whale gap. I'm sure this will change as time goes on however.
Good night friends!!!
tachyontranny is a creep
lateGODS, can someone please point out the problem with my Dober? She's never able to fight for 5th/6th. She doesn't get rushed, she doesn't really gas out, but she's always stuck at 7th or worse. Never really built lates before so I'm a bit lost on how to improve. I'm running 1 pace 1 late, and 1 end dominator
>>551929437even at max best you can do is like 90% each roll
>>551933732My cute autistic wife bobo
>>551933269>>551933358You never soft stalked anyone? Im not saying I like snuck into thier home, just admired from afar and snuck a few pictures of with spycams (anyone trying with a phone is a retard its so obvious)They're all married now and whatnot (and somehow got SKINNIER post marraige) so its all in the past anyway
>>551932334POTENTIAL: actualizedwhat must an honest pace chaser do to proc shooting for victory, when end closers effortlessly pass us in the middle of the race?
>>551933807Raise stats to 600. Schedule the G1s. Get the good skills. That’s it. You can turn your brain off with one grey recovery and one grey speed skill and 1st place every race in the game.
>>551933582chat, is this true?I like it when umas aren't just tsundere friend/rivals
>>551933807nta but i do appreciate how different objectives make you rearrange your deck and strategy which then requires you to approach the same game loop from different anglesbut ultimately you're still doing all that shit to hope for the thing at the very end
WHY ARE PACES SO DOOOOGSHIT?
>>551933732Bourbon wouldn't encourage this
Danchovy we have a problem
>>551933582She loses if you participate in the race and lose, your mere presence makes her lose the only G1 she ever wins.
The next OP should be a Stego one, its funny when the schizo chimps out
>>551932257NTA, butVirgo Cup gambles: Furious Feat and OYLCapricorn Cup gambles: Turbo Sprint and Rushing GaleIt's a lot more voltile.
>>551933831umasumiiiiiiii
>>551932891>hishi AmazonShe's not great but I've two CM finals with her >air grooveI tried wedding Air Groove for Virgo but I just couldn't get good runs going
>>551932907this is what they did to narita brian irl
>>551933865Too little stamina. Ironically because she's a witGOD she knows she doesn't have enough HP to accelerate and keeps herself going slow. Yes this is actually how the game works.
one of the anons here is in a discord club with vf sloppas...
>>551933115avg tachyposter
>>551934149…like, porn of the sloptuber…?
>>551930060Like father like son
>>551933865>low stam>low pow
>>551933115plebbit spacing
Normal Maru or SMaru for this CM?
>>551933865no gas200 less stamguts than the floorshe delays her spurt which is why she cant overtake anyone at the corner
>>551934290Let your dick pick.
>>551934286Reddit is intensely anti-ai though since they think its right-wing
>>551933210Or he goes out like his grandpa.
>>551934290Why not both?
>>551934358ashen uma feet peroperopero
>>551933865Did you lose to Riko by any chance? You kinda need No stopping me!. If you don't have the skill points for it sacrifice Professor of Curvature.You need more stamina if there's debuffers in the lobby, 700 is the minimum if you have a gold recovery skill, 750-800 stamina if you don't have a gold recovery.
>>551934028
>>551934290normal maru is a track rapist for scorpio
>distance S>low stamina>no hintspick 2 of 3...
>>551934290normal maru doesn't compete with your other front runners for angling, depends on ur current lineup
>>551933115>>551933987>admired from afar, penis in hand
>>551933992No joke put pump iron on your pacers. If my Taiki hits pump she can usually proc shooting, at which point she insta wins.
>>551934412Those are my daughters you creep.
>>551934290Normal is safer
>>551934358>reddit is intensely anti-aiI get that idea on a base level>because they think its RIGHT WINGwhat the fucking fuck why do retards always needs to make everything about politics?
>>551933527Im really mad how censored that is now.
>>551934003Maybe pre-patch you could do that, but post-patch it's a lot harder. The NPCs can win much more easily and I find you actually need to buy more than one white velo to reliably complete all the triple crowns, especially on umas with scripted rivals like Mayano. I sometimes find myself having to get 700+ speed to reliably clear URA finals as well.
>>551932257Capricorn is a dice roll, yes. You can get better odds for that dice roll if you take highlander. Don't bother with the corner accelerations (Angling, Pump), they don't work
>>551934547i literally put pump on mine by mistake and its paying off. this CM is actually a clownshow.
>>551934547anon I have pump on my paces... they were already 6th 7th and 8th by the time pump had a chance to proc...
>>551934397I feel like that cheeky bastard gonna live a long horse. He plays the long game
>>551934635Anon you're literally posting on the very website that makes EVERYTHING about politics.
>>551934358AI is literally communism thoNow everyone can be an artist, and not just a small selective groupIt's mostly just slop that's made, but we must all remember the first ai-images where everything was made out of dogheads
>>551934791We should make everything about Opera instead
>>551934708>>551934724>>551934547>when your ace consistently hits 5th on the corner
>>551934547reminder that rooms reflect like a third of the actual CM races at best, including the finalsonly sloptubing tryhards test for CMs, reflecting sloptuber opinions, and everyone else just runs what they like
It's the jews btw.
>watching my CM ace in daily race/TT/legend races>randomly paces down behind the front runners in midracewhat the fuck is going on
>>551934290OG Maru. Just don't have her as front runner.
>>551934894Id agree with that although I barely know anything about her except she doesnt like cafe
>>551934845>Now everyone can be an artist, and not just a small selective groupthat's been the case for at least 100 years
is every tachy avatarfag this fucking deranged?we had the one that slipped drugs into their cousin drinksthat one tachy that steals their sister panties and sniffs themthis guy that makes AI porn of women he stalksfucking hell i am betting my money the nigga that nutted to happy meek IRL umanko was a tachy poster too
>>551933582>do well in Mejiro Mcqueen's career>get to see Mejiro Ryan lose over and over after finishing her story and knowing how much recognition from the family means to her
>>551934639AI animation is still relatively new. I'm sure something more accessible and open will come along eventually. Then I can finally animate my uma slop
>>551934547I'm not having the same experience anon... when I hit pump it does jack shit and a suzuka wins
>>551934791I think we need to kill orange and cripple man right now to save our planet and destroy the liberal neo nazis
>spam hosting practice lobbies>double take after I start this one>zero fronts>pace promoted narita brian in the lead>the finish is a kino dead heatI'm starting to noooooooootice that lobbies without fronts are way more interesting
>>551933987>They're all married now and whatnot (and somehow got SKINNIER post marraige) so its all in the past anywayHate when that happens. Give me fat bellies and muffin tops, let me compare how small you were and how big you got now GOTDEMIT
>>551934927>Non-Front Runner Modes>Non-Front Runner horsegirls try to stay within a certain minimum and maximum distance from the pacemaker during Position Keep. This distance depends on the race length and the girl's strategy >A horsegirl will enter the Pace Up mode if she's currently above the maximum distance (i.e., too far behind the pacemaker). She also has to pass a Wit check for this mode to activate. Pace Up will grant a slight Target Speed buff.>On the other hand, she will enter the Pace Down mode if she's currently below the minimum distance (i.e., too close to the pacemaker). Any active speed-raising skill buffs will also prevent this mode from activating. Pace Down will reduce her Target Speed.https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-mechanics#non-front-runner-modes
Lets round this thread up on a nicer note.
>>551934969When you live a "normal" life all the way to your mid 30s and end up all alone despite not doing anything overtly wrong you gotta vent your insanity somewhere.
Let's play the remembering Aston Machan gameYou won!
>>551924091>Just steal a older version and slap a Kofi link on it >Did this to funnel more people into his Kofi This is actually so brown holy shit>>551925626He never did.He just stirred some club drama and dipped
>>551934654I’m still doing it now. If I find the gap is getting too close in the races I’ll buy an extra skill sometimes, but once you know the breakpoints you don’t need to think. And it’s extra boring to not be trying to make the best character you can, and have your time potentially all get rug-pulled under you at the very end. It’s boring AND soul-crushing.
>>551934897yeah but my Libra finals had 2 golshi opponents and extra ends, my Virgo finals had 2 taiki opponents, and my Leo finals had 2 summer maru opponents
>>551934917Bourbon would say this
>>551935130Let me see that deck and spark set up on Fuku there, whale-sama.
>>551935170HOLY FUCKING COWWWWWWW I'M GONANNW838383
>umas are apparently ten times stronger than humans>yet if they run for 3 years their entire body falls apart>human Olympic athletes last longer than 10 yearsUma musume lookin kinda weak brah
>>551934969>that one tachy that steals their sister panties and sniffs themNo harm was done, nothing wrong with it.>we had the one that slipped drugs into their cousin drinks>this guy that makes AI porn of women he stalksThey shouldn't bother nor endanger other people.>the nigga that nutted to happy meek IRL umanko was a tachy poster tooPeople should leave the cute horsies alone.3/4 strikes, I guess the situation is dire.
>>551935354WAHEY!
>>551934962You know what I meant.It's easy to use, the slop is consistent, and the quality is good enough to compete with the average twitter-artist, thus it's good enough for the average guy for own use
>>551935170>>551935385why is scarlet always depicted as being fat as fuck
>>551935354
>>551934917https://youtu.be/-gGLvg0n-uY
What is the standard nonwhale deck for Goldship and front Scarlet on this CM?
>>551935354That light blue uma in the back is literally just a boy. Nothing girly about him.
>>551935410Anon I would advice you to not say any of that in the middle of Tracen's campus.
>>551935092Ahh that's where we differ - I bring my own Suzuka to ensure mutually ensured destruction.
damn this channel turned into AI slop at the first sign of criticism (that haru urara video that spread insane misinfo on how the game works)
>>551935410Uma legs are strong but fragile.
>>551935648i thought he quit
>>551935580Sex
>>551934897rooms are a good representation of what your finals will be like
>>551935648Is this the guy that said front runner Haru is an auto win?
>>551935410>yet if they run for 3 years their entire body falls apart?
What skill set is the best for Suzuka? left has fast paced and I can go with 2 of left/fall/wet, although I think fall + left will be better than wet. Middle has all three green with double wet. Right has all three green with double straights, both at the cost of fast paced
>>551935648who is 7 and why does he dominate champion's meet
>>551935410Humans evolved to be stamina huntersUmas evolved to be speed hunters
>>551935648>400 view video>"holy shit i gotta go tell /uma/ about the latest from this eceleb!!!!"
>>551935775yesthere wasn't even any basis to make that video it was just straight up a lie
>>551935648How do I unsubscribe from this feed?
>>551935626I would bring my suzuka if I had one
>>551935373I legitimately got MLB Biko off banner because my luck with real banners is horrendous, I had to spark Kitasan 3 times. No excuses for wit neicha though, I was in a dark period of my life and pulled just to feel something. Posting this screencap makes me feel pretty gross honestly.
>>551935889Kind of basedIs this /oursloptuber/
>>551935490One time, during one of my ace runs, she got slow metabolism twice in a row after failing that easy event. During a parent borrow no less. Needless to say, I was very angry with her since she got Sweepy's charming status during the first year and everyone was ready to rainbow by February of the second year.
>>551935780When does acute come out in global i want to pet her head and then prone bone her
>>551935804fast paced with left and fall runner would be ideal but I guess you already bought wet conditions, still velocity skills > greens so the one with fast paced
>>551935932you aren't gonna spread new CM knowledge little bro, you'll participate in the discourse whether you like it or not
>>551936023
>>551935410>Every uma use her highschool years to just run and stay fit>After highschool there's no career-options, and they all go straight to being stay-at-home wifes for a "trainer" that has been grooming them for 3+ yearsUmamusume is literally a far right fantasy
>>551936095Are you a person of color
>>551935490you seen her va? the one on the right, fat ass cow (affectionately because she's japanese and thus still cute)
>>551935963Mhm thanks. Thats an interesting choice
>>551936006buy an ad
>>551936030I technically haven't bought anything yet, this is just at the end of the run, but yeah, fast paced also seems a lot stronger than the straightaway skills too
>>551936095
>>551936197why did you post this. I don't like scarlet anymore
>>551935780The chad Acute running for 9 entire years with her trainer
>>551936271>>551936271>>551936271
its been months since the last carat gibs...
>>551936006ok? is there drama with this club or something
>>551935302im lookin at their contributions and it doesnt even look like they know how to code either, very epic
>>551936306it grows on you, i was in the same situation
>>551936252y-you too
>>551936327fucking retard kys
>>551935963Teioposting has made so much damage to this thread that whales feel ashamed of being able to afford nice things
>>551935410Twinkle series is their real careerThey teased fantasy series at the end of season 1 and never brought them up again
>>551936328Fuji Kiseki just gave me 1500 carats though
>>551936475and that's a good thing
>>551936334the discord link is visible in the image. its a recruiting post.
>>551936197>thus still cuteRaise your standards anon.
>>551935963>I was in a dark period of my life and pulled just to feel somethingI've never done this.
>>551936197That's my cow.
>>551936723my standards are if it has a vagina and it comes from japan it's cute because im never gonna fuck a living thing for as long as i live anyways
she would do that she would say that
>>551936723Women flinch when I smile at them. She’s out of my league.
Fun fact: Tokai Teio is small.
>>551936859based self-aware desperate virgin
>>551936695saw the members
>>551936859>if it has a vaginaI had to up my standards to bio women, just saying
>>551936475I was motivated on some level because I imagined how exciting it would be to actually see my oshis win against meta picks, but now I realize nobody will care because they'll see my deck if I try to brag here and know I paid for the win... the taste of ashes in my mouth...>>551936784And I hope you never do. Just go for a night walk and have maladaptive daydreams while listening to anime music like a normal nerd.
>>551935963>I was in a dark period of my life and pulled just to feel somethingyeah it's just poorfags seething (including me) at the fact they can't afford good shit like this, don't worry anon, you're free to flex like this, let them know you're a real trooper and carrier to the global server.now shake them piggie asscheeks
>>551934290Normal Maru is the queen of Tokyo medium races.
>>551931972If you've been getting ever shard should be around mid Feb, when Valentine Bourbon drops
>>551936197HOT
How many raibow shards do you people have?I'm at 6
>>551935130You would have loved CM6
>>551933987Based retard
