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Teio!
horse p*ssy
>aces all done>still 3 days until CMwhat do I do now
>>551973925oink for us fatty
>>551973881I HATE CURREN
faggots
>>551973964update your TT team you can't cheese your retention forever
CURRENT CHAD NUMBER ONE
>>551973853you're in a random ass c+ club that's never been advertised here?
>>551973986I don't get it
How do /we/ cope, men?
>>551973925Just eat less dude. It's really not difficult or complicated
Get you last minute test runs in anons.poor timing last thread928714199287141992871419
micro manko
hehe
>>551973551>call out the ojisans posting here being oudated>>551973881>become the OPWhat did OP mean by this?
why do we all hate curren?
>>551973925im going to wonder if the teio ritualposter is the fat guy forever now
>>551974123Teiofags proven to be fat ugly bastards.
How do I make a last minute Suzuka? I just luckshitted her...
>>551974165She spooked me four times, she’s shallow as hell, kidnapped me in her career, and she’s only for sprint
>>551974143>>551974193The hell are y'all on about?
>>551974110o7
>>551973925Bro, exercise bikes work wonders even if you're morbidly obese! Less joint strain!
>>551974271>he doesnt know
>>5519741655 uncute facts about the whore Curren:1. She seduces men on umatter2. She will steal other umas' torenas3. She is a girl4. I HATE CURREN!!!!
>>551974165It's because she's never around
>>551974150post more than one ya lazy bum
>>551974271my condolences :(
>>551974165She calls me onii-chan instead of onii-sama
I may be a bit chubby but we're still friends... right?
NOMOREBROTHERWARSTEIOFAGS (super morbidly obese)AND TACHYONFAGS (rapists)ARE OUR REAL ENEMY, NOT EACHOTHER
>>551974165She tried to steal me from my cute trainee, Rice Shower
I think umas should like other umas and trainers should like other trainers.
>>551974165I like curren chan
HIGHLIGHTS OF LAST THREAD>CM frontrunner doomposting>Based anon at comiket spending 40k yen on rudolph goods from THE rudolph artist>Teiofag is MORBIDLY obese, 400 lbs>Mamboschizo is at it again>blogposting leading to some anon admitting he sent a cum tribute to some whore/dude on FFXIV>curren-chan made fun of ojisans and became the OP
>>551974316>>551974320>>551974401I don't like this new gaslight
>>551974478OINK OINK BUHIIIIIIIII
>sleep deprived, sleep deprived, sleep deprived, normal rest, sleep deprived>roll my eyes and abandon the rundamn neigha i know what RNG is but at that point i know the game is just being retarded
>>551974032don't wanna
>seething pigeon faggots ITTLove to see it
>>551974532>gaslight
>>551974271>>551959854
Fresh CM room859141768591417685914176
>>551974110It's over.....
>>551974532anon... open wide! >>551959854
>>551974552some days it feels like the game really hates your guts. Ive had 10 mood downs over 2 suzu careers. Ive had awful inspo on all my careers today. Except Brian - where I proceeded to get stomped by cracked rice despite having 600 stam+300+ guts. She had a massive 300 speed...
>>551974526This is something I wish was a ritalpost
>>551974165We don't. Curren is a nice girl. Personally I can't get into the character though, even though I more or less like her, because she never really opens up as far as I know. She's just always the hardworking, skillful social media performer who never misses a beat. She's always on top of things; you don't get to see behind her mask. I read her whole scouting story and career story and I can't think of any other aspects of her. She could be interesting but she's just too hard to get to know, the way they've written her.
Whales can finally get back at Teioposters.
>>551974478Show your best Teio. If it's below 15k you're not a proud Teiofag
>>551974736>all this time the teioposter hated whales because his food budget was so high he couldn't afford to spend on umaI feel bad now...
Teio bros...
>Teiofags are irl whalesWhich umas are skellycoded
>>551974491you got a problem?
>>551974125EasyI play her career and make her lose to cock
>>551974594>>551974597>>551974707
fucking groundhog day is real
>>551974774The deck, you're missing the deck.
>>551974857according to the last thread, super creek
>>551974816Ohhh... it all makes sense now
This thread will be worse
>>551959854
>>551974857Super Creek chads.Skeletons that need that mommy milk.
>>551974865>>551974491Tachyon and Tachyanon is going to rape you!!!
>>551974552I failed a 1% and 11% trainings consecutively before junior debut, I still tanked on since I'm not a quitter. Needless to say the rest of the run was grim
>>551974857according to last thread's info, skellingtons all oshi creek because they require a caring figure to feed them or they will fucking die
>>551974935I will make a post with an agnes tachyon image in one minute that will make it wose.
Tabaru...Meiner Emperor...
>1 turn leftBROS
>>551974526Thread summaries should be a thing.
>>551975045
>>551974610>front faggotry so rampant my 500 stam pasa can survive the race and get top 3let's fucking go
>>551974935Cygames needs to drop 10k carats in everyone's mailbox and the XOguri banner right now to save this thread
>>551974125>doesn't like thunderENTER THE DOBER SPOOKER
*blocks your path*
>>551975062This is something that ChatGPT would actually be decent at.
>>551974985Please don't post Tachyon's butthole...we would hate that...
>>551975115>didn't cap speedglue
>>551974526don't forget the attention whoring SEAmonkey who tried to crossdress for (you)s. genuinely incredible thread. we cannot possibly top it this time.>tfw the teiofag BMI post only happened because I called some guy a twink and said I was going to rape himbutterfly effect...
You guys know that filter cosplayers use; the one that kinda makes their skin look a little shiny or oily depending on how they use it?It genuinely makes AI models horny as fuck, it's hilarious, hornier than a normal person. Take any photo of a cosplayer with that filter, feed it into ai, tell it to "make her stand up" and suddenly it makes her tits and ass FOUR TIMES BIGGER than what it really is.Fun fact while I'm grinding this shitty fuji event!
>>551975115no she doesn't she sucks at actual racing
>>551974491Be quiet. You're going to get raped by tachyonfags-
>>551974610Well she made up for just low rolling witt checks in the last room
trainer bathwater
i have an image that could already ruin this thread, but i wont post it cause im nice
Who in society would suffer if all whales were to suddenly drop dead?
>>551974935Honestly, it's disgusting to see how /uma/ becomes worse each day. This place went to shit too fast
>>551975134I don't know, a real anon would make a funny summary
>>551974526so glad I'm a PRINCESS chad, she'd save me from all this faggotry
if you are morbidly obese keep it to yourself
One more test room!700607367006073670060736
>>551975287lose weight.
stop complaining and just use your welfare gold ship, bwosoh wait...
>>551975298Cygames executives
>Rainbowless URAAAAAAAAAAAAAIs this glue...
>>551975397ill have you know teiofag is at LEAST two of me
>>551975115Impressive, but I'm pretty sure the skills are dogwater with that deck
>>551975287Thank you for not ruining the thread.
>>551975376
Tachyonchands run this thread
>>551974491>AND TACHYONFAGS (rapists)Former rapists. How many times do I need to tell you?
>>551975445She came in second. Why are you complaining?
>>551974491I know you're trying to make a joke here but does anyone actually believe that Trump isn't Putin's little bitch at this point?
>>551975298>whales*whale + botter
>TeioHOGS
>>551975298wtf I thought it was my turn to post this itt
>>551974491no rest for currenfags
>>551975519
I'M GLAD MY UMA IS NOT TIED TO ANY /UMA/ SCANDAL
All these bot linking and shilling have finally got to me.I tried using it and I don't think I could ever go back to manually playing... I blame you for this /uma/
>>551975638Kill them, Kawakami Princess!
>City has low parent affinity with Ryan AND DoberWhat the hell, what am I supposed to do with this moody bitch.
>>551975538But you can't just take it back...
>>551975638
>>551975684
>>551975684Yet.
>>551974943I will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will listen to the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>551975721>he doesn't have to deal with TEN(10) turf sparks on an uma with low affinity with everyone for all forms of contentBoo hoo.
so we've got>obese teiofags>glowie shakurfags>married ryanfags>rapist (self-proclaimed former) tachyonfags>skeleton creekfags>jewish tamafagswhat else am i missing in our colorful cast of characters
>>551975709See you when the bot maker posts your name and home address in the thread soon
>>551975709kill yourself
NIMI CUTE NIMI CUTE NIMI CUTE NIMI CUTE
>>551975709Botting dodges the tedium of grinding parentsBotting dodges the bloodpressure spikes from grinding aces and hitting shit RNGlike... whats left
>>551975709I got a saved version of the pre spyware Will post when I get home
what if your danchou was that fat hambeast
>>551975684You have several more years of /uma/It'll happen to you soon
>>551975841go back to /alg/
>>551975391>blocked from Rod by my own Dasca
>>551975709>Tamamofags are soullessI knew it
>>551975810millionaire mambofags
>>551975810female ntrfags
>>551975863Anyway, join AlmondLove.
>>551975849>Look away from the raffle ticket event to post this>Get hotsprings ticket as i absentmindedly click throughI guess that's whats left
>>551974891Fat fuck
>>551975810dont we got that business executive mambofag?
>>551975849Deck building (the best part of this game)Dopamine of seeing big numbers when U wake up CMSS club
>>551975797Doto Rape
heres a real test anonspost your hand
>>551975709>his account isn't pure blood anymoreyikes
>>551975709stop shaming the good name of Tamamo
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>>551975995>lists all the worst aspects of the gamegachabrain is something else
>>551975709I forgive you.
Last CM room for me tonight. Some other anon will have to take over.577998425779984257799842
>>551975709I don't forgive you.
>>551975709I tried using it but it was sooooo slow. At that point i might as well play manually.
big uma love! move out of the way creek i want to play goo goo babies with akebono
When MANT drops, we'd all be dropping uma for Endfield
>>551975810indonesian currenfagsfemale ntrfagsarchitect daiwafags (somehow the fat seiyu talk went unnoticed)i think that's all yeah
>99% of the game is pulling that rng casino lever>botsworse than being forced to run gold ship, just enjoy the stories at that point when new umas arrive
>>551976210From the thumbnail I thought her tits were out.
Your hand
OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONNO TEIOBROS THE STOCKS ARE NOT GOING UPPITY UNLIKE THE WEIGHT OF THAT FUCKING OBESE TEIOFAG! IN FACT, THEY'RE GOING DOWN! THEY'RE CRASHNIG! WE SHOULD HAVE SOLD AND NOW THE PIGGY STOCKS ARE RISING!!1! IT'S SO BWOVER WE SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT THE (CHIPPY) DIP!!! IT'S SO SNOVER WE SHOULD HAVE INVESTED IN $PIG! IT'S SO VROVER WE SHOULD HAVE BUHOUGHT WHEN IT WAS AT 0.05 AND NOT 491.0!!! NOW THE ONLY STOCK WE HAVE IS THE LAUGHING STOCK OF /UMA/ BWOS, WE CAN'T EVEN PRESS X TO AWESOME OUR WAY OUT OF THE PIGGY PEN THEY'VE SET UP FOR US. THE SCALE OF DESTRUCTION LIKE THE TEIOPIGGY'S WEIGHT IS TOO HIGH. TEIOBROS, OUR STOCK PORTFOLIO IS FUCKING RUINED I'M LITERALY SECONDS AWAY FROM BOGDANOFFING MYSELF BECAUSE OF THIS.WEAREFUCKINGRUINEDTEIOBROS.
>>551976085tamamo smells like shit because she's poor and has a tiny penis
>>551976058But my hand is brown
wow, over 150 posts with no pornits a (recent) thread record!
>>551976209The latest sweepy with gpu accel (now deceased) could do a unity run in 30 mins
>Aces are coming out a bit shittier than they should and Unity is a bit harder to win than it should be>Turn Fuji event down from 4 to 2 since I'm almost done anyway>Skip Hopeless; funny, that should have been scheduled>Lose first Unity round with three double circles>Don't qualify for any of the graded races, forced to run an OP>Run a G2 so I'll qualify for Satsuki Sho>2nd>Satsuki Sho 5th>Derby 2nd>Tazaraku Kinen 2nd>Understatted when I reach Kikuka Sho; not only is Super Creek cucking me out of Maestro, I don't even have Corner Recovery available so it's BofW at full price>5th. Don't even bother wasting clocksFuck you Cyjews I know this wasn't a coincidence
>>551975709Say goodbye to your account, in uhh... 3 months
>>55197608635121000
>>551975709I mean you're saving yourself a lot of time and frustration with botting. There's literally no reason to run multiple times just to get the gibs since those runs will definitely end up as a transfer honse.You only need to play manually if you're training for CM
>>551976058I'd rather spare anons from the disgust of seeing my fat nigger hands
>>551975987I don't like this Go back to the broken leg or the baseless "I hate Teio" stuff
>>551976332
>>551976058
>>551976419Parent runs
>>551975723I stopped doing it though, so I'm not currently a rapist. If I somehow took it all back I would just be normal non-rapist. I don't know how I can make it any simpler.
>>551976332kino
>>551974774oink
botting is against tos
>>551976419Today we learned that>Curren posters are women>Curren posters are evil>Curren posters are tourists>Curren posters encourage botters Why do we tolerate Curren
>>551976502THE CLAW
>>551976486dont worry teioritual poster, i wont weigh in on the joking too much. can't be overblowing the scale of the joke afterall. and even then, if you ignore it maybe posters will trim the fat from these jokes
She gets me hornier than Dia ever didWtf bros????
>>551976404>Didn't proc unique>Didn't proc shootingI have no idea how she won but i'll take it63149804
>>551976332We're never going to recover until anon loses weight and trims those fucking toe nails
don't listen to dumb falcon posters EVEEEEEER
>>551976678creekbro…
>>551976332good post
>>551976516Parent runs is the ultimate burnout speedrun and time waster. You might as well let bot do all of that to spare yourself.
>>551976278How? I don't see it>>551976210You can play with both! I know I will
>>551976340Umapyoi
>>551976764It's the placement of her buttons.
>>551976674
NOM NOM NOOOOOM BUHI BUHI BUUUUUHIIIIIIIII I LOVE TO EAT I LOVE TO DRINK I LOVE TO SIT I LOVE TO SLEEP I DO NOTHING ALL DAY I AVERAGE 10 STEPS PER DAY I PISS IN MY FOOD I SHIT IN MY DRINK ANYTHING TO MAKE SURE I DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE MY ROOOOOOM
>>551976675Crown pits are immaculate, I don't blame you. Also cygames are based for randomly dropping a sauna hangout video with her kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-IGerbmac0
>>551976674Someone posted that like an hour ago. You just died for nothing.
>>551976197Good night anons, I love my boomer wife.
>>551975709>botter trying to false flag as Tamamo
>>55197668738579037
>>551976850This is a great post.
ウマオオオオ barely hanging on to life.
>>551976850my hero teio DOES say this
dober just lost every race and bricked a parent run can someone link the bot i don't want to do this anymore
>>551976850
Don't post your hand when someone asks toIt's a brown man trying to collect pictures to jack off to and then repost when someone else asks the same thing
I tried setting up the bot yesterday but I'm too stupidMaybe I'll try it later today...
>>551976850certified teio moment
>>551976994you didn't read the guide did you
I would rape the next anon in this thread because this thread is so fucking gay
>>551976649>the other side of the spectrum falco posters are dramafag vturdsThere's no salvation
ive never even opened the github page for the bot, and i never willif you're gonna play the game, actually PLAY THE GAME
8746338692448866
>>551976671Et tu, prez?
>>551976994Ricebros don't bot
>>551976994There's a guide so even techlet could do it. There's also another bot that you could just download and run
>>551974063STOP POSTING GOLD SLUTTIES PUSSY DAMNIT
>>551977050I'm too tech illiterate
>lice shower anon is a botter toojesus christ, i'm surrounded by zombies!
>>551975298cygames
>>551977061Chiyono wouldn't do this
>>551976994Rice wouldn't say this
>>551974526Half of the Super Creek chads would fuck their own mother if she was Super Creek.
>>551975519>>551975754cease this bullying at once!
>>551976948on second thought i will not fall for the obvious brown spyware botshilling and play the game normally
>>551977158all natty btw
>even ricefags are bottingahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahah
>>XXX wouldn't do this>>YYY wouldn't say thatOh yeah? Then post things they would say and do then.
>>551976912Last one 90434835
>>551977191>wearing a ring so people don't get suspicious about your homo wayssubtle
>>551977153hahahahahaha dumb fucking cat
>>551976747>torechi
>>551977191stop cheating on your wife with some uggo like Brian
>>551977210
>>551977280things they would say and do then.
>>551977191One of the Brianposters is married??
>>551976948It's dead The one on GitHub is some seanigger who just stole a older branch and is trying to profit off it
>>551959242The Ryan on the left is really hot though
>>551977280ryan would get incredibly flustered at any attempts at courting her
>>551977191oh...
>>551977283>full in less than 46 secondsI never stood a chance..
>>551977154>>551977265I'M CLEAN
>>551977153there is literally a video that walks you through it...
>>551977280I'm losing it
>>551977363...by three dudes
>>551977191your husbands name? Is he cute?
>>551977191Goddamn, anon. Leave some lotion for the rest of us
>complains about ai>botshmmmmm
>>551977401imagine how fluffy she is with her winter fluff
>>551976802Ah. I can sort of see it now.
>>551977305That's my wife's phone. I'm training Brian for her because she's too sick to CM grind right now and needs a nap. Brian is her absolute favorite. Personally, I'm a Fuku man.
>>551977284>>551977337>>551977401That's a mood ring, anons
>>551977280
I cant even make an S uma...
>>551977434She scared all those dudes away iirc no?Keeps somehow ending up on dates with her trainer though.
>>551976058marriedGODS run this thread
>>551976994I tried the sweep bot before it got loaded with spyware some months ago but it could only do 1 run and then would freak out and completely botch any future runs. I didn't feel like troubleshooting it so I stopped using it.
>>551977602holy based
>>551977602>mlb biko>mlb riko>mlb kitaholy oinker
>>551977487Pretty sure sloppers are the only ones botting.They don't have soul and humanity
>gets in your cm finals lobby
>>551977602OHNONONONO F2PBROS OUR RESPONSE
>>551977659One look at the skills and you'd know it's a free win
>>551977418Bacius... Come back to kancole... You were all we had
>>551977659You're the 17th dude to post this, the Taiki is bad.
>there are anons cucking their wife right nownot looking good for the whipped
>>551977543Well that isn't very romantic...
>>551976058>providing fingerprints in this day and ageHell fucking noBotfags already got outed from one malicious dev, sure as shit and providing anything like that
>>551973881What the fuck? how was this possible?
>2348972349th time the taiki is postedThis thread is a tourist central
>>551977571>>551977191fujochads the gay couple is posting together... i'm getting a nosebleed!!!!! kawaii!!!
>>551977794if the anons are doing the cucking, are they the ones that are whipped? or is it the other way around? cockwhipped if you will
5641285659289510
>>551977824or show the back of your hand only?
>>551977846>4 MLB SSRsi wonder
>>551977824>Botfags already got outed from one malicious devuh, is this true? should i really worry? i started using a bot this month
>>551977692yurisisters?????????????
>>551977191>>551977571cute couplediversity is /uma/s greatest strength
>>551977571>>551977191Cute gay couple <3
>>551977942OH NONONONON
>>551977942gid his ass john umamusume
>>551977942no anon, don't worry, the bot is safe
>play manually >20 minutes minimum each career>have to deal with RNG >get frustrated by RNG >run ends up a glue and your time wasted >do parent run only to get 1* sparks>use the bot>does the runs by itself >can do other things while it runs>will try to reach the stats you inputted >calculates by itself >you wasted nothing and no frustration even if the run ends up with 1*Honestly the ones that are still coping and refusing to bot are masochists or someone with nothing better to do with their life.
>>551977942If you used the bot within the past 3 days then you got doxxed.
>>551977874I swear kids have gotten too comfortable sharing every single thing about themselves online
whoa guys look
>>551977191Nice keyboard
which uma would use the bot?
>>551978020Unlike bots from other gachas, this one hasn't been proven to not lead to bans. For example, there's an auto farmer FGO players have been using for almost a decade now with no issues.
>>551978020Look at the beautiful, sinuous, lithe hands posted in this thread. You don't get hands like that by sitting idly by and botting. You get hands like that by raising umas the hard way.
>>551978072Almond Eye
>>551978072Taishin
>>551978020>ogurifags can't do anything without training wheelschecks out
imagine the uma version...
>>551975709>>551978020tamabros oguribros wtf
>>551978020Are you just skinwalking as random thread regulars now…?
At least post some new porn
>>551978020desu doesn't help that the game is very tedious and the only fix for it is botting so the game kind of encourage it in a way
>>551978020This whole outrage over autoing is gonna be really funny when cygames implements their own auto training which is literally based on the bots kek
>>551977942>It was literally announced here before going through https://files.catbox.moe/5gqm5z.mp4
>>551978197anon dont ask for that... ive got something that will ruin the thread...
>>551978072Bourdon would use it and try to fuck it
>>551978067Thanks bwo. I've had it for literally 20 years. It's loud as fuck and my wife hates it but it lets me shitpost with appropriately high volume.
>>551978119I read that as little hands at first and almost popped a nerve
>>551978020There's nothing wrong with just participating on cms, team trials, etc and not performing good because you don't have time to actually build your roster.
>>551978072According to the thread?Tamamo and Oguri.
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>no good team so ill just cope with participation rewards on CM>club going down to rank 2k+>can't be bothered keeping up with trainings i've been capping my energyits over
>>551978252can you tweak the official bot's weights that make it choose one thing or another?
>>551978263aaaaaaaaaaaaand nothing got out of it
>>551978278You could beat someone to death with those old keyboards and it would still be fine. Love the old IBM keyboards.
>>551978072Air Shakur
>>551978345It can't autoloop or clear URA scenario without whale decksThat's all you need to know
>>551978471OH NO NO NO NOTEIOFAGS WE GOT TOO COCKY
>>551978337>everyone joined the second room assuming the first one would be full first
>>551978471why is every teio post so fucking cursed here
>>551978020Honestly I was two seconds away from installing the bot myself when the dev went coocoo bananas
>>551978339id like to play like that 2bh so that i dont burn out. Shame my dumbass brain finds making aces somewhat enjoyable
>people call Oguri cap fatty lovingly>Teio is called fatty after that one anon>>551978337no thanks fatty>>551978471Teii stocks driopping
>>551978020>Started losing steam on the game weeks ago (I really hate daily slave bullshit)>Find the bot and figure "fuck it, either I stop completely or this, might as well try it">Gain back a LOT of will to play the game, even started doing manual runs for OpenLeague, enjoying my time winning itSo yeah I'm still doing manual runs, just not for my 3 daily borrow parent runs.
>>551978471>teiofags are morbidly AND brown
>>551978471
>>551978471LA COMEDIA E FINITA
>>551978471>reverse image search>nothing*sweating*
>>551978020Cygames didn't really give it much thought when they came up with the gameplay. Sure it's fun and exciting early times but it gets very bothersome if you've been playing for a while. The events are also just "do countless runs but with event bonuses to reach 1m" or Kiseki's "do countless runs to get all the rewards but with lottery WOW" Even the fix they came up with the game is an auto feature which basically is just botting but legally.
>>551978471teionegros our response?
>>5519783484 hours of discord club drama in quite a few clubs It was somewhat entertaining
Goddammit why is it like this?Make it stop
>>551978345It's a lot worse than the existing bots and can't autoloop but works fine for parent and/or fan farming. Currently parent farming in the island scenario just fine but you definitely have to baby it a bit more. Also makes external botting even harder to pinpoint because of it being built in game now, so there are people who of course still use it cuz it's still better
>>551978538FiMo sex
>>551973881I've been looking everywhere, where can I get pngs of the little chibi umas (not the 3D ones
>Yuri spammer is a faggot>Teiofags are hyper black mega faggotsAmazing thread so far
>>551978471>teiofags are fat and brown
>>551978712Uhhh then counter it with your own hand and scale
We need ids for /uma/ right fucking now!
>ojiisans can't tell what is real and what is AIcute
Ryan fags I take back everything I said
im so distracted by this thread that i clicked the wrong button on the eat your vegetables event. fuck you guys.
>>551978849heh, funny
>>551978829im gonna post my dick at you if oyu keep if this up
Ryan fags I meant everything negative I said
>>551978471How do you polish your nails so well?
IT’S ONLY MONDAY
>>551978538id like to play more uma but other games are more engaging
>>551978829do you mean the teio handpost was an illusion? god i hope so
>>551978903Do NOT joke about posting genitalia! It's a slippery slope that will make us go back to THAT picture of a certain horse.
>>551978471What's wrong with Teio's legs?Wait, did I get fucked on?
Teio Teio Teio
>>551979020no joke curren is getting too uppity
Ryanfags I still won't apologize.You like shit 2hus.
>>551979010Dare to zoom in on the figurine in its handDo you see shoes?
>>551978337hag game I'm afraid
>>551979040post THAT image of THAT mare
>>551978829no way, teio piggy looks so real
>>551978471Do you only have Teio?
>My Maru managed to come in secondDamn.
>we have professional shitposters slandering oshiposters by making ai depicting them as gay niggerswhat a time to be alive
Uhhh yeah I don't think I need to post my hands anymore...........
>>551979101Stop looking at the skin and look at the fig's legsIt's fake, Jim
>>551979081no, they just appear to be occluded by the position its being held in. although the plastic stand does look kind of strangely placed... hmmm...
>>551979161shitposting with your oshi would be such a crazy idea haha
>>551979180Post lewd Teio instead. The fatties will love it.
>what's wrong with teio's legsI mean didn't you guys read or watch her story?
This just destroyed the reputation of Teiofags forever
Time to bring back videos of fucking umas irl
>>551979197I got bamboozled like a facebook boomer...
christmas is almost over
>>551979180just do it teiofagif its a skellyhand like the brian or ryan poster you can undo all thisits that simple
rapist tachyonfag vs actual buhi teiofag, not sure which is worse
I wasted 3 of my borrows earlier and I have yet to get my own 9* sparks. I-I think I'm starting to see the point of botting but I'm just too tech illiterate and still paranoid to use it. I kept seeing whales and top ranks blatantly use the bot to do farm runs and assuming parent runs as well so is it actually a low or no risk when using the bot? I haven't seen anyone claim they got banned as well both from here and other places.
>>551979090i really really like this image
>>551979335Would Tamamo do this?
Time to shove a carrot slice up my cockhole and post it as a litterbox
>>551979376I mean, you can't unrape someone
AND THE YEAR ISN'T EVEN OVER YET
>>551979101one of the legs looks messed up and the other one just disappears into the hand or has to bend at a nonsensical angle to be covered by the fingers
>>551979090how can fillies compete
>>551977692>14:12Indonesia?Japan?Korea?
>>551979406for (You) perhaps
>>551979379in japan, they did bans in yearly wavesif nothing comes of it come the (actual) 1st anni, then assume its fine
>>551979379There's nothing on GitHub worth using rn. The only good one was nuked
>>551979376>rape is suddenly bad again
>>551979414you can't unwhale yourself either
>>551979406She needed to eat for the night and didn't want to please an old man this time.>>551979417It's too late. The damage is done. Cripple Crown winner isn't the worst thing about her now.
Am I safe for the retention?
>>551979340>skellyhand>brian posterexcuse me... my hand is very normal. Fuck, you're giving me a complex here...
Mejiro game.
>>551979379I recently got a 9* medium parent with 1* guts primary
>>551979379Just don't be fucking stupid and have it running for more than 12 hours straight and you should be safe
>>551979379Bot and I'll kill you
>>551979523I mean, you quite literally canIt's just a matter of willpower (putting down the fork)
>>551979554ring size? if its below an 8, you've got skelly hands
>>551979563>not 1st placeIf you're not first you're last.
>/soc/ hours
>>551979679shut up pedo
>>551979487What if they decided to do bans in....... 13 month waves??
>>551979679Ironic that this is posted with a Curren image
>>551979379Stop that line of thought.
>>551979324https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMJsqXzz5zs
>>551979679isnt curren the /soc/ uma?
>>551979489There's another one still alive that just removed the doxx commit. The curren poster only got the ones being used in here killed but not the ones the top botters still using
>>551979487Even then, they only actually banned the ones stupid enough to run it 24/7. Even now people are using it and nothing is really coming out of it since there's in game auto now as well. Same with hachimi to a lesser degree
>>551979553Probably for a month before 600k becomes the cutoff.
Feet posted. Hands posted.It's time. Post cock and you favourite uma.
Uma Musume?
>>551979707
>>551979379You are more likely to get banned using Hachimi than bots
Is there not a single normal human left in this forsaken place? >Tachyon rapists>Teio piggers and browns>Daisca chubby chasers>Curren indo crossdressers>Ryan/Brian homosexual marriage >Tama/Oguri/Rice botting niggers
>>551979810I'm developing a theory that the /v/ threads are better because they were forged in their eternal war with the janniesonly those who are extra motivated to hunt down each thread and pass the wit checks needed to figure out this or that thread is an actual fucking uma thread has done something beneficial to the culture there
>>551979789When does auto feature get added? Better to just wait for it then.
>>551979781That's the one that just stole a old commit and added a Kofi link for profit If U look at the commits is very clear that nigga doesn't know anything about programming or how the bot works Not using that shit
I regret investing in Teio coin
>>551979920i have never seen a single bad bubblegum fellow poster
>>551979920You forgot skele creekfags that would fuck their own mother(if she was super creek)
>>551979595one of my rice shower club member bots and he's alive!
>>551979813remove htat sheet.
>>551979914>Hachimi: Directly injects itself into the game and changes code in real time>Bot: Literally just an auto clicker that never directly interacts with a game beyond taking over your mouseThe fact that Hachi fags aren't being banned in droves is hilarious to me
>>551979810Mods are asleep
>>551979931Haven't been to /v/ in fucking yearsHearing anything at all positive about the board is jarring, to say the least
>>551979920
Mcwife with SKK's jacket for the upcoming collab.The password would be a favorite word gunniggers like to call each other when they make mistakes (i.e fuck up spoiler)Up for 3 days: https://litter.catbox.moe/d2xyr4ber0p9ur4g.7z
>>551979090shut up your old bat
>>551980072what the fuck its just dolphin porj
>>551979960I think 4th anni but since we're on an accelerated schedule and they already mentioned it before we might get it sooner
>>551980072>random zip file>with all the fuckery going on this threadChrist, this place is a fucking disaster
>>551980072I ain't clicking that shit
>>551980019I don't even understand why people bother with hachimi when umareader exists now and you can just easily translate from there with the same shit it does, and a lot of the actual gameplay aspects just requires memorization. There's also even a filter for skills where you can simply filter out other types of positions/course lengths when choosing skills. Just seems weird to me.
>>551980148So this is the power of the Mejiro Clan..
>>551979931>having a common enemy promotes unity>being in a general 24/7 promotes autism and infightingthis is nothing new honestly
>>551979931>>551980047>modern /v/ is nothing but clickbait, slop spam, eceleb and erp garbagethe amount of "good" or even just "decent" threads can be counted on one hand.>>551980241horny belno of truth
>>551979487>if nothing comes of it come the (actual) 1st anni, then assume its fineWhen is our 1st anniversary? I will look up a tutorial and decide by then if I'm still playing that time...>>551979595>>551979769Sorry... But it's becoming too tiring and being a lucklet doesn't help...
imma post THAT webm
>>551979931/v/ thread has an artfag that drew creek milkies all /uma/ has are morbidly obese teioniggers
>>551980241fuck belno and get her pregnant
>>551980180ello sir.
>>551980180His name is desk, get im
>>551980346>creek milkieslink or something that will help me look for it in the archives
we should make 5 super creek skellies fight 1 teio pig poster at the same time
>>551980346>not sharing with the class on what he found during his visiting of our colonies
>>551976058My oshiwife is Brian! Brian LOVE!
>>551980019Honestly this. I wanted to try using hakuraku but it needed Hachimi and I'm too scared to even touch that thing but there are a lot of users here who are using hakuraku and still yet to get banned or warned.
>>551976058SHOOTING FOR VICTORY
>>551980492BROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>551980492>isrealAAAAIIIIEEEEEEE
I should have never opened the thread today
>>551980072I don't know what you're talking about.
>>551979975I'll upload the clean one when I get home (around 5 hours) I can actually keep it updated (idk about mant)
>>551980458>>551980490>>>/v/729060093
>>551980606extremely based
Hey guys, it could be worse.There's a video of a guy pooping out a rubber baby as he jacks off on /gif/.Fat Teiofags Rapist TachyonfagsIt's not that bad.
please stop
>>551980552DIRECTOR AKIKAWA GET DOWN
>>551978849Tombstone seems too small...
>>551980180why are you using that piss filter to prevent blue light poisoningget yourself some glasses
>>551980202Worse it's a 7zip
>>551980579I bitched about xvig leaking here and then we just started doing the same shit they do but with uma pictures.
>>551980072password is dork
>>551980641>gayloposters browse /gif/This has got to be the worst one yet
>>551980641Nigger, what the fuck are you doing on /gif/?
>>551980601nta but please do. the others are too suspicious and i forgot to clone sweepy2 when he did the dober commit
>>551980234100% sure people are mostly using it cuz no one on JP has been banned for using it yet, even tho it should ring every single alarm bell in CyJew HQ for editing code. Makes me really wonder what their priorities are, beside making dosh.Live Translation is obviously super neat and great QoL in a way, so I can see why people would use it instead of just using umareader or something.
>>551980606Meanwhile we get slop 24/7
This is a freak show. Just end the fucking year already.
>>551980732>>551980734I need to stare into the abyss sometimes.
omg check the /trash/ thread
Do acceleration skills also cancel out pace down mode?
>>551979020Sorry, but there are like 5 pictures of horse genitals with significant history ITT, you need to be specific.
No way this shit isn't rigged
>>551980641Ignoring the /gif/, why do you even watch it till the end?!
>>551980180>VSC>discord>brave>cafeI know what you are
>Gentildonna plushie is the first item at the Winter Comiket Gift booth to get sold out Verxina bros... The Donna is mogging our Verxina again
>>551980829no
What's wrong with /gif/?
>If Brian is in guts summer training she whips out a shinaidamn
>>551980852I've seen people die multiple times in horrific ways irl.It's honestly not that bad.
>>551980802Ending the year isn't going to make the freaks go away anonWe're all here forever
>>551980969wtf are you talking about
>>551980946WTF IS THIS REALkino
>>551980883gentle wifegentle lifesimple as
>>551980296>modern /v/ is nothing but clickbait, slop spam, eceleb and erp garbagethis thread is all that, the quality clearly tanked a lot compared to the start when it was gameplay focused instead of all this offtopic shit
can we collectively agree the last 2-3 threads didn't happen?
>>551980946So cool....
>>551981015you even hear the shinai whip which is what let me notice to begin with
>>551981012He is asking why I watched it. It's not even close to the worst thing I've ever seen.
we're only halfway through the thread btw
W-What happened to my comfy general?
>>551980946All the SSR cards have unique animations, look it up
can someone make a screencap of the last 2 threads so whenever teioniggers get uppity we can post it
>>551980019>Hachimi: Directly injects itself into the game and changes code in real time>Bot: Literally just an auto clicker that never directly interacts with a game beyond taking over your mouseWhat even is Hachimi then? I assumed it was some kind of VPN for playing the JP version from westoid countries.
>>551981034Early on the general was FAST AS FUCK beyond believe, so yeah of course it was all about gameplay 24/7, once you ignore the occasional steam number or sales faggot.It's obviously been getting a whole lot slower since, causing all the retarded trash to come up to the surface and be visible bright as day.
>>551981037Makes me wonder what deep dark secrets Dotofags have.>>551981117Fatties and rapists.
>>551981117falseflags
>>551980946Not just summer.
>>551981198>what deep dark secrets Dotofags haveSexpests
>>551981117This is what happens when /soc/ leaks over
>>551981117Some guy decided to use AI to tarnish the image of Teiposters forever.Due to this, anons will bring off-topic /int/ tier shit to shitpost instead of the usual abuse or game related shitposting.Only the CM posting can save this thread from imploding.
>>551981101THE rapist...
>>551981117ricefags
>>551980601Make is so that everyone has to make a sweepy edit before gaining access
Next thread will be better
>>551981161Hachimi is kind of injector to let you add more add-ons to the game. Akin to modding tools.
>>551981203rice botter
Posting your oshi right now is trouble, too many falseflagswe're being raided
>>551981321I'm going to sleep, so probably notUmasumi
>>551981278hush tubby
>>551981330You can straight up disable animations and what not and play the game at 10x speedImagine what could be done if you combine that with a bot
>>551981252of course the stego faggot is here too i bet his hands are brown and full of cringe shit as well
>>551981252Hishi also has one.
>>551973881I blame Yaeno Muteki
>>551979553Fuck off with your humble brags until you hit top 100 and have something worth openly bragging about.>>551979679/soc/ hours are whenever the avatartrannies parade themselves around. I'll take whatever this is over them any day.
>>551981493>humble bragsReal TT autists are making 700k+
>>551981453schizobab…
>>551981462>>551981252>>551980946That sitting pose isn't very lady like.
>>551981462Why did a bird poop on her head?
>>551981412just don't post her thenGO TO BED instead, like I will nowUMASUMI you sad sack of shits!
https://x.com/i/status/2005754512032817239https://x.com/i/status/2005827221869465758>Guy posts his horse on twitter >Uma fans come in and comment on horse>Dude thinks the accounts woth anime profile pics are all bots>Finally then googled what Umamusme is Lmao
>>551981493But Ryanfag and Brianfag ARE here
>>551981462and Goldship.
>>551980072What's with the 90s hentai game art style?
>>551981624TO BE FAIR anime avatars can be absolute brain rot akin to literal bots
>>551981161Hachimi itself started just as a TL tool and game enhancement but it also allowed you to do add more add-ons/plugins (being able to take picture while in hotspring, nude mods, hakuraku, disabling animations, etc) so it IS an injector and straight up cheat.
>>551980072mejiro mcsex
>>551981790>nude modswhere
>>551978020>play manually>leave something playing in the background that you can watch or listen toComfy
>>551981785yeah i dont blame him
>>551981853I fucking knew that some gooner zoomer retard like you would INSTANTLY attach itself to the singular mention of "nude"Fucking christ you people are desperate
>Oguri, why did you become a Teio fan?
>>551981853They were shared frequently during early /uma/ times
>>551981587Don't be mean that's just her marking.
Comiket
>>551981906Where do you think you are?
>>551981790>nude modsCARE TO EXTRAPOLATE
>>551981790>take picture while in hotspringThis is highly illegal and you should never do this to your trainee
>>551981906please send
Wait, there are nudes!?
>>551981906Please do the needful saar
>>551981968OH DAMNYou went hard for Rudolph and I'm jelly. She's such a cute dork.
>>551981790>being able to take picture while in hotspringBut you can do that freely in photo mode
>>551981968rudolf&cafefagbased haul
>>551981968Were there any NSFW doujins during comiket?
>>551981968Were R18 doujins allowed for uma section? If yes, are they a lot?
>check TT rankings to see what that meme mode is about>1st place has an oonige Suzuka with 30 racesumazing
>>551981968>flower bouquet Ryanabsolute hyper chad
>>551981968I don't see anything super mega based, HOWEVER, I see a lot of of my wife luna-chan, also a super cute Brian!
>high roll>no S or fast learnerIt's all so tiring...
>>551982128>Spetards immediately want porn
I accually really realty really really really really really really really really really really really really really hate rape weither it be male on female or female on male. Rape jokes and rape threats are not funny. If you don't know how it feels to be raped maybe you should just shut the fuck up
>>551981906rent free
>>551982117Try taking one right now and use it for your trainer card.
>>551982171go back to /vn/
>>551982235*rapes you*
>>551982279go back to /trash/ tranny
>>551982235Women all secretly want to be raped.
>>551982171Finally a REAL woman. Stay here, friend.
>>551974165I love Curren Chang
>>551981968>cafe>briannice>rudolfbas->ryanand you were doing so well until then shit taste
Don't install the bot, it steals your ssr cards!
>>551974165curren poster are obnoxious faggots and likely pedophiles
are you ready?
>>551982127>Uma>NSFW doujins at Comiket where there are jap drones ready to report you to cygamesIts like you want them to get thrown into Tokyo Bay
>>551981968Nothing there that personally interests me but happy for you anon
>Triple Tiara Tiddies Still...
>>551982461I wasn't going to be, but thanks to Showtime, now I'm extra unready!
>>551973881Curren Chan is so pretty
>>551982461I'm more optimistic than I was last CM
>>551982528
>>551982171>>551982528holy FUCK huge gentle tiddies
i got "favorite star" but there was no 3*
>>551982235Rape this woman
>>551982127>>551982128This is the lewdest thing I got
We all love Curren chan in this general.
>>551982248?????
>>551982593tact has decent sizestill is perfect
>>551982461No, Taiki, i am not ready
>>551981968>4 of my top 5>ryan, my bottomest umaidk what to think
>>551982629Luna too horny
>>551982629>breast hickeynow that's very very lewd
>>551982528still's are cute and perky thoughbeit
>>551982629Luna is a SLUT
>>551982629THAT'S TEH STUFF
>>551982127Your best bet is turning back time and entering one of the earlier comikets with blatant uma porn. It was only in the first year of uma and not the game.It's possible that there are some artists there that got a secret distribution of illegal horse porn.
>>551978106FGO is a single player game so the only thing you get out of botting is more exchange tickets when they do event lottos. Uma has pvp metafagging, that is a big difference.
>>551982823>Teio poking a Teiofags fat rolls
>>551982674Now why don't you try it in global since you're in /uma/ not /umaJP/ you mongoloid
>>551982345>>551982620I am NOT a women I am a very straight white male with a big benis
>>551982939uh oh browntoid meltyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Lunaposting always feels weird to me.Rudolf is supposed to be the GOAT, an umamusume who only cares about uma, racing, and dad jokes.Making her this lovey dovey characters... I mean, it's cute but it just feels so distorted from the image of Rudolf that is being sold by cygays
Please behave you two
>>551982939Are you even following the conversation, you moron?
>scrolling through youtube>get this>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hhQbdY5MqUQwait, if everyone is suzuka+front, how can taiki compete
>>551982863that's all true but what's your point
>>551982994>straightI don't trust you
>>551982994Big clitoris more like it.
lickable triple tiara pits
>>551982235>>551982994You NEED rape TACHYONPOSTER GET IN HERE
>>551983013>image of Rudolf that is being sold by cygaysYou mean the image of her being a huge dork, as the game, made by cygays is portraying her as?
I want to breed Cafeanon
>>551983026buy an adpub lobbies are not the real CM btw
>>551983074She's going to drop shortly after gentildonna rerun and I'm going to end up killing myself.
>>551983026taiki is also a front
>>551982994>skinny twink wanting to has his ass pounded in a alley by random bulls
>>551983074Spe kids are so pretty
There's no saving this gyaru
>>551983128She's gonna drop for the 5.5 anniversary, trust me
>>551983026Not every front you'll run into will be some mega-statted monster. I have played enough CMs to know that there will be at least 3 matches per ticket where somebody loads up a front with no groundwork and none of the important gold skills a front needs, they just get bulldozed.
Feels weird seeing Seeking the Pearl wears the 2* outfit in Dober's career even though she's an rival NPC. Did cygays not implement her G1 outfit in the game yet?
>>551983031It makes sense why one gacha cares about botting but the other doesn't. Lasengle doesn't LOSE anything from people botting, especially since you can't randomly get saint crystals while farming like you can carrots in Uma.
Tachyonfags are rapistsCafefags want to be raped.
>>551983013You know how men in high-stress positions are usually bottoms/masochists in bed? It's the same thing, Luna is so stressed from her racing career and her position of power that (You) are the only one she trusts to let go of herself and be treated like a princess around. There's even artwork of this where she's her solid self outside, but she melts when she's with you because she's just so tired. And honestly I get it.
Stop being so gay towards each other or else you might wake up the hidden thread fujos....
>>551983098Now I want to write a little story. Goddammit, make it stop!
I want to watch Tachyonanon rape Cafeanon
>>551983020Are you even a moron, you absolute genius? Fuck you
this is fun
>>551983324Too late >>551983335
>>551983324The final boss...
>>551981412Don’t care. I love my Oshis. I don’t bot. They’re awesome. This thread is for Umas who run. Not for fags who circlejerk.
>>551983335
Why are they calling Rudolf Luna?
>>551983398These two used bots for the Arima Kinen
>>551983074Daring Tact erotic
>>551983398I love these two retards
>>551983454Redditors.
Bro WHATI LOST TO DAYDREAMERS???? THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE?MY RUN WASN'T EVEN GOING BAD WTF
>>551983454Because she has a crescent moon on her hair, like Teio.
I give up on dober bros, i think she hates me. No run is going well.
>>551983026Unlike practice rooms, it's entirely possible to be matched up against complete and total shitters who are just throwing against the wall whatever they think might work.
>>551983530>seeking the pearl trying to carry your dumbassdamn
>>551983585Cut your dick off and she'll love you.
>>551983585Did you try trooning out?
>>551983530why are you so badclick on the unity trainings my dude
>>551983098I already told you that I'm not a rapist anymore. Do it yourself or ask a Digital poster to do it.
Botting is equivalent to your uma racing while riding a vehicle, antithesis to the concept of uma musume as a whole
>>551983270umm round 1 opponents dont count bwo... every round 2 opponent and final WILL have groundwork
>>551983691
>>551983696Maruzensky....
>Only way to know the next page is from the doujinAAAAAIIIIEEEE Comiketanon taskete!!!
>>551983691>>551983758Weird, why didn't my image post the first time...
>>551973881i LOVE curren
STOP TALKING ABOUT RAPE ONLY NIGGERS RAPE AND THE /UMA/ I KNOW ARE NOT NIGGERS!
>>551983981Indians too
would you rather the rape or be the raped
>>551982434what's wrong with being a cunnychad?
>>551983712>FinalsSure.>Round 2In every Group A Round 2 I've been in since the GW set up became optimal, I was still clobbering no Groundwork fronts and people who HAD Groundwork but no greens.For every person who tries hard in the CM there's just as many people who just toss in whatever and leave
>>551982575>>551983920Falco posters lost
>>551983981You wouldn't?
Narita Taishin raped me.
>>551983981*rapes you*
>>551984108Ofevre raped me.
>>551984064my daring tact gf
>>551984108>>551984121....You sure you were raped by Taishin there bud?
zenno rob roy very tenderly and lovingly raped me
Scorpio room: 17708881
>>551983530????LITERALLY ALL X AND TRIANGLES GOD I HATE THIS MODE
>>551984218Big tits for a midgetAbsolute shortstackIMAGINE tier
>>551983981>he says, in the game full of female rapists
>>551983454JP likes to call her that because of real life lorehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1ucoR1eN1TSMSiXS-GPgTU_wOeJUUbHy0o5xFBFIQYG8/edit?usp=sharing
>>551984234>close the game>somebody posts a roomAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>551983981But someone posted nigger hands earlier
>>551984347it's still open it's a 18 gates fun room
goddamn i wanna fuck this mare
>>551979975That's not the one he's talking about. There's another one that took it and reverted it back before the spyware update and this other one a Tachyonfag forked
>>551984347Plenty of slots left, I forgot to lower the count to 9.
>>551984410cafechads would never!
>>551984325What did this say before rape was written in?
>>551984395that was AI
>v. bourbon is supposed to be the "easy to build meta front runner">front runners need taking the lead from halloween bourbon>v. bourbon cannot use her own card>v. bourbon will need to run twin fucking turbo and flip a coin twice every runhow many people are actually gonna fall for this shit
>>551984404>>551984421It's too late for me bros, I am heading to dream land.Umasumi.
>>551984410Can you just link it I can't find anything on github
>>551984586it's all relative
>>551984586>flip a coin to get resultsmuch better than other fronts gambling on groundwork
>>551984586WRONG. Twin Turbo actually has THREE potential Agemasen gates.
>>551984410Do tachyonfags really? I thought you guys were only redditors and rapists...
>you need taking the leadsomeone doesn't play fronts
Do I risk the entire run?
>>551984586early lead is enough
>>551984586Escape Artist will carry (not coping)
I was Dober's first
>>551984696How does Twin Turbo compare to Suzuka as an oonigger
>>551984541The other one.
>BRO YOU JUST NEED A SUZUKA TO BEAT SUZUKA>suzuka just won a max size room WITH FOUR (4) SUZUKAS
>>551984586Oguri speaking facts
>>551984617Not linking it but the one that forked and blatantly edited sweepy to be tachyon is from one of these users
>Pre-release>All I hear about Dober pre-release in /uma/ is that she's a man-hating tsundere and that her story will be somehow about her getting over it for (You)>Dober finally releases>She's actually less of a tsundere than Gold City. And even during her tsundere moments, she almost immediately apologizes in the next line after. Constantly reaffirms throughout the story that you are the closest person to her(with a bunch of Mejiro Bright wingman moments).>Her actual conflict in her story is that she realizes that this whole time she's just been following in Mejiro Ramonu and Air Groove's footsteps. When really she should aim to surpass them and become the first "Mejiro Dober"Well, I'm actually pleasantly surprised by her story.
>>551984812Suzuka can actually win
>>551984812>30% speed She's very honest
i hope suzuka gets raped and gets aids and dies
>>551984875Why would you ever listen to this thread
>>551984586>>551984846look up how long groundwork lasts vs taking the lead
>>551984768Do you feel lucky?>>551984832In a room of several Suzukas, only the strongest can survive
>>551984832Any thing more than 2 Suzuka's will cause the rest of the Suzuka's to not spot struggle and they won't gas out
>>551984875My daughter
>>551984875She is a good girl
Just bring your gold ship to the cm, bros.
>>551984832there were 3 Suzukas. She just won the Suzuka lottery
>>551984909that's not a very nice thing to say
>>551984858That's the one with the kofi link you mongoloid >>551984410
>>551984832You can avoid spot-struggling and gassing out if you don't take groundwork + lead
>>551984617I'll link it for you bro: https://github.com/TomerGamerTV/UAT-Global-Server
>>551984875>global has dogshit takeswowWOWWOOOOOOOW
So are there any more rooms or can I close the game
>4 bingnigs and none of them triggered GroundworkCongrats to the Suzuka who managed to not die and won. I made some non-scuffed practice lobbies below:>27060818>61318070>27158917
>>551984909Tamamo would not say this!
>>551984812I do not know.
>>551984832max size does not reflect reality in any way, and if you join those rooms expecting to learn anything you're a retard. more umas means more space between the ooniges. more space means it's more likely that one of them won't get spot struggled. more umas on the field means more umas to block umas behind them.
>>551984875>JP and CN fags lying about career storiesI feel like I've heard this story in another gacha game before
>>551984812She's peak soul and that's all I care
>>551985054are you saying this anon is incorrect
>>551985146>ult bricks runawaywhat the fuck? how do you even build this shit character
>>551984756>you don't need groundwork>you don't need taking the leadWhat's next, you don't need Angling?
>you don't need groundworkwho are you quoting
Windows 11 sure is something
>>551985041that's also a good way to avoid winning, and a great way to give the win to the other suzuka by kindly staying out of her way.
>>551985209By running very very far before last spurt much as in the anime and her irl equivalent
>>551985283Well stop setting your system locale to Australia, you wanker
>>551984586>>551984696lmao
>>551985209That's the fun part
>>551984875Will we like Air Shakur too?
>>551984875You can play umajp and there is the uma reader that was conveniently added to the OP
>>551985209Max SpeedMax PowerMax Guts
>>551984858>dont believe 4chan>trust the obfuscated code is just logging!
>>551985339Not that I want to encouraging paypigging but she should have it that if her move is MLB, you can't fail the events
>>551984875Now you can do something really funny haha
>>551985370Air Shakur already has a fan so she doesnt need anymore
MY FUARKING HEROONLY HAD NORMAL MOOD TOO
how coom there aren't any umas that actually race for the money?the racers make MILLIONS but it's never mentioned
relax, why are you so angsty.. I just mentioned orfevre...
orange
>>551985461>he doesn't know about the F1 Uma circuit
Curren's bodycount...
>>551984927if you have less acceleration, you will not get to the front.
>>551984875My favorite part of her career is Bright being a wingman for Dober and her trainer every chance she gets
>>551985018>Kofi linkhe only reported the original so he could profit off stolen work didn't he
>>551985461Why do you think Ines race?
>>551985461I think Tap Dance and Fujin do.
>>551984875gold citys not a tsundere tho? Shes pretty open with her feelings, its what i love about her. Do people not even understand what tsundere is anymore ?
>>551985545If you really think the entire race is decided vs a frontrunner as powerful as vbourbon because she had the white TTL vs gold (and groundwork) then continue your gaslight crusade dude, you know better than years of KR/JP players
10 runs in a row of no Medium SCan someone post some Fujis to make me feel better
>there are UGs out thereI am cooked
>>551985658That UG wasn't meant for racing but entirely rank chasing. She'll job any races
>>551985658I can't even get S ranks...
>>551985658>padded useless statlines with useless sprint skillsI hope I get matched against him
>>551985658Where? someone made UG already?
>>551985658>no stamina>shit skillsYou're not seeing that in CM
>551985048I might be a dirty honorless cheater I'm not not helping a thieving seanigger earn a single cent
>>551976340Orange wife
scorpio99023964
>>551984875why is she onions pointing?
>>551985736786681104 practice runner code
>>551985062teio sexo
>>551985736Yeah
>uses reddit>rapes your cousin>steals the bot and adds a kofi link for profit >jerked off to happy meek umanko>sniffs his sister's underwear >spiked a friend drink what the fuck tachyfags are the real 4chan, this fuckers are a menace, literal one step from being war criminals
>>551985615good thing we're not playing on KR/JP. the anniversary patch wasn't implemented when v. bourbon was released. when the anniversary patch did come, this was a huge problem for bourbon until the slightly less shitty halloween palmer card was released.
>700+ stam from Riko aloneHow do you guys do this? Please help a retard out.
Okay sure
>>551985929pop a blue on power once in awhile
>>551985929stam sparks
If the uma doesn't slobber all over my cock the first time she see me like Kitasan, I'm not interested.
>>551985574Gold City is like 2000s era tsundere where she's openly abrasive to (You). But that's mainly because she feels comfortable around (You) to be her true self and release her frustrations onto you.Like this event is the perfect example>See Gold City at a park>Choose to leave her alone>She gets sad you don't come to see her and swears that she'll make you come to her next time>Chose the option to cheer her on>She openly says that (You) are an idiot>But actually she's secretly really happy that you did that and she gets a mood upThat's classic tsundere right there.
>¥300,000 fee for entering the japan cupERMMMM so who's paying for that every time we race?
>>551985894>>551985783I was the one who uploaded sweepy2 btw (with the bakushin pfp) apparently my account is shadow banned now. The repo is still up for me but everyone else can't see it. I'm guessing he reported me to weed out the competition.
>>551985929stam sparks and complete her whole events. The after career bonus becomes +26 instead of +19
>>551986053the shareholders
>>551985630
>>551986053Your umas.
Why is Goldship literally the only horse I can ever build decently well? One more trio of Scorpio rooms while I contemplate life.121935051791214222978581
>>551986053>he doesn't know
>>551985894I'm only responsible for two of these, and I will not say which ones
surely i can win against not-turf rapists
>>551985341
trainers that fail their goals are shipped into Bangladeshdo not ask what happens to them
>>551986225i havent fought the 1st team for so long i've forgotten how easy not-turf queens are
>>551986046eh if you're gonna say that makes her a tsundere, then every woman who asks if shes fat is a tsundere. Strong disagree.
She gases out huh. That's why she's eating dirt every race?
>>551986185I HATE GOLDSHI
She's angryvery angry
>>551986459
49898665Last room of the nightcome race the mighty 0% WR Falco
when will they add dark mode to the PC version? this shit burns my eyes
>>551986459>>551976674
>>551986473mweeeee
>>551986573get a lamp
>>551986573hachimi mod
>>551986473taishin if she not ugly
>she asks me to become her trainerwhaaat
>>551985929it's not riko alone, it's riko and like 12 stamina sparks and popping some bubbles on stamina. Only reason I'm not just dropping riko for a stamina card is that super creek is very slow to get to rainbows, but if I just hit early charming I bet it would be better to use creek
why doesn't gold city just make herself uglier
>>551986565The winner is... A CAFE!?(based)
we got a lost jpfag here
>>551986730marked
>>551986762Popping them on power is enough for 700 stamina. Popping them on stamina is 800+
>>551986730>she's not letting me say noAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>551986695where i don't see it in the config file
>>551986869Apple
>>551986812Rare skills high roll.
>>551984586do you really need groundwork, taking the lead and greens? Won't you just... you know... get obliterated by runaway suzuka anyways even if you get all of them?
>>551976674Tachyon.jpeg
>>551986473>>551986597https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8wAs5xQ6kc
Which umas are:>for botting>for training sincerely without botting
Question to piggies. Can you pay in the cygames webstore with paypal?
>>551987072Yeah
>>551987072who tf uses paypal in 2025
That'll have to do
i accidentally ate two large pizzas again...
scorpio 85711137
i think the teiorge post was a falseflag
i accidentally let someone rape me again...
>>551987229Special Week....
>>551987229Doesn’t sound like an accident to me.
>>551987302whore
>>551987153Me>>551987229Also me *burp*
>>551987229Teioposter nyoo...
I don't get how late surger works this CM.I gave them plenty of mid-race but they're never going away from 8th or 9th but if focus on late-race then even more reason for them not to move up
>>551986459Rice wouldn't say this but she should
>>551986220I missed the story.. can you tell me more about your former rape?
>>551987056Falcon: used in demonstrationCurren: the doxxerSweep: the mascot
>>551987229Leave some for the rest of us Teioposter...
>>551985445I will never race against Bright in Haruten. It's the same as removing her existence.
This is a grown ass woman.
>>551987441Cute!
>>551987441She's literally me
>>551987173Why did you buy the recovery... You have enough stamina
>>551987246aieeeeeeeee stop bringing all non-fronts I can't win without spot struggle
>>551985721no one was building UG for CM bwo.. you'll be blasted by his actual team
I wish I could forget everything that happened the last 24 hours.
>>551982593>>551982597
>claw was perfectly aligned 3 times in a rowFuck me sideways then
Wait she can be a frontrunner!?
>>551984940>Do you feel lucky?Nope decided to rest and still managed to cap speed early.
>>551987707Her unique activates if someone is trying to overtake her
>>551987707Yes, she's basically another Mayano. Front runner Rudolf was a meme build in one of the early CMs (2nd one I think)
Ouch
>>551987441
>>551987761Wait I love fronts I WOULDA ROLLED FOR HER IF I KNEW THAT>every single potential move is for paceOh never mind
>>551987816You just had to take that 2% fail rate training.
>>551983026assuming that both randomly matched players are trying to screw you over is a strong ask. Do you think any uma in the game can survive that? Because I don't think so.
>>551987524Last cm finals I ran into 4 debuffers and two debuffer hybrid aces.not this time, not with dober and nice nature around
>>551987441sex with adult women
>threw 7500 carats at the dober baner without thinking>didn't get dober>won't have 30k for the oguri banner>dead D+ club so no caratsIf I fail to get her I will just gift this account to some random dude
>>551987868I haven't found her that useful outside of filling a non-pace/late TT slot.
>>551987667Who touched you
>>551987973you're fine lil bwo, just pay $20 at anniversary and select oguri
Stam or power sparks for arima kinen?
>>551988008Curren
I love this thread. All of you weird fags posting your hands made me laugh a whole lot tonight.
>>551987973pray for late xmas gibs (liol)
>>5519881203 spd1 witricerikostam sparks
>>551988120Depends on what card you want to borrow.I'm honestly going full stam sparks and power cards.
>>551988142It only hurts in the beginning
Rudolf or Grass Wonder as a dominator debuffer?
is ninja super creek any good?it sucks both versions of her are awful
>>551987717She is ready
>>551988242Nice hand post fuku!!!
>>551987441Actually she's a High Schooler
>>551988281I've been trying both and Rudolf is so much, much better, OYL is an absolute meme.
>>551988287Super Creek is fantastic, but mainly as a parent. She's also good for poorfags that struggle to get enough stam.
>>551988339I am surprised nobody posted Natie holding out her hand
>>551988356Do you like to run her as end or late? I'm kind of leaning late so my Goldship can use her to proc It's On.
>>551982528>>551982593Im always shocked that Still in Love is a flattieI always envision her to have big tits
Bro?????????????????
>>551988502Late of course. You need to catch up to fronts, ooniges even. You run her as end if the ones at the front are pace chasers.
>>551988514I wanna marry my bro...
>>551988281Doesn't matter, hybrid debuffers are a memeI have literally never seen a hybrid win a room
bottom is better, right?
>>551988643yeppers
>>551988643
>will haunt Almond Eye's dreams forever
>>551988643Yeppers
>>551988602Her job isn't to win, it's to tackle the pace chasers so my Goldship gets to proc her accel skills on time and if I'm lucky hit some fronts too.
>I still don’t know whom yeppers refers to
>>551988643????
>>551976236Wrong, heard this game is coming out on March
>>551988643Bottoms are always better
>>551988772Yukino Bijin, she is the girl in the guts card from the event that recently ended.
oink oink
>>551976236No one will play Endfield except akfags and bored mihomo players>>551988810Based
I'm rich!
>>551976236>>551988810Wrong again
Gross balloon tits
>>551988864Thanks. One of these days I’ll stop skipping the story.
>>551989034Maya wants to have her own balloon tits though
>yeppers roommate is cafe>her idol is gold city>her rival is urarawhat's going on with this girl
>>551988864Where the fuck does she even mention these lingo bullshit? You zoomer faggots are a cancer of the society fucking kill yourselves. >YEPPERS YEPPERS YEPPERSFUCK OFF
So how are you meant to raise Power in Wit decks, do you just highroll good speed trainings or just try to focus the Unity training bursts when they're on Power?
>>551988953What? Nobody asked for that lmao
>>551988352Grass wouldn't act like this.
>>551988602I won CM3 with a hybrid. Got the leader with ASE and squeaked past as she died at the end.It was a miraculous run that probably wouldn't be repeated, so I just made her a full ace after that.
>>551989128This unc ain't capping brodies
>>551989128>anon doesn't play the gameyeppers
>>551989128Heh, yeppers
>>551989128She has a heavy Japanese accent. That's not even a zoomer word, it's gibberish.
>>551989128gee willikers, literally every time she speaks retard
>>551987441Here's more of that scene for those who are interested
>>551989128
yeppers*it means juice
>>551989128Yeppers, this torena is mindbroken
If you ask Yukino, if you can put it in, she says yeppers too
reminder that yeppers DESTROYED bakushin
Did someone say balloon tits?
I divorced Daiwa Scarlet.Give me a new wife please.
>>551989365Her friend put her up to it
>>551989428daiwa scarlet
>>551989428Dead trainers cant post on image boards
>>551974110Whoever baking use this image to confuse new friends
did I miss the fucking bake?
I don't know who to use for Arima Kino...
>>551989441She too wants to be with her trainer.
>>551989534creek tama oguri kino
>>551989428Daiwa Scarlet.
there is no more /uma/the baker .... IS NO MORE!!!!MUAH HAHA HAHAHAA
>>551989534OguriTamamo CrossSuper Creek
bakeor I release the Sweepy Files
>>551847310>>551847310>>551847310
Ryan baker will save us
>>551989623>>551989623>>551989623
>>551989495Ogurin, Spe and Rice ate all the bread. It's GONE
>>551989743nice legs and cute toes
>>551989428Daiwa Scarlet's meaty thighs.
