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Teio!
>>552006949wtf that's not Mejiro Ryan
no sweep is allowed in this thread
https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepyits morally correct
seaniggers don't post about botting for one thread failed
Post Sugar Lights or Doto will die on his sleep tonight
Teio a cute!
You already know.
this is a sweep heavy thread
>>552006949Anti botters just dont want people to enjoy the game and experience some success without extreme paypiggingThey're crabs in a bucket
>>552007076Can someone smarter than me see if there's more spyware?
>>552007076kill yourself pagpag lover
orfe JOBBED
>>552007130If you can't cope with bad results perhaps you shouldn't be playing the gambling game.
>>552007073Sweep is so sexy.
gyaruma
>>552007076Shit up the game and shit up the thread.EoS already huh
>>552007130>botpag talking about "enjoying the game'lemao
Club BRICKED is looking for 3 new members for the new year!The monthly goal is 20 million fans per person for a comfy A+ spot. If you think you got what it takes, post your ID and I can sent you an invite. Don't leave your club just yet, wait until you get your carats in the new year, then leave the club and wait 24 hours, the invite will be active for as long as you don't decline it.
Nice thread /uma/ggots
>>552007214Kitasan...
>>552006949Dont listen to bad gaslighter trainers
I want to umapyoi with my trainee (Rice)
>>552007218this is one of my favourite umamusume
please stop with the botshit. It was funny the first 500 times but it got boring. Get a new meme.
I still enjoy playing the game
>>552007093
>>552007130But you are not enjoying the game. The process is the game. Getting better parents, getting incrementally stronger and better is the game.You are not just cheating the system, the other players, you are mostly cheating yourself out of the enjoyment that is a bonsaige roguelike. You are weak. Your bloodline is pag-pag. You will not survive the banwave.
>>552007495Chudmamo Cross wouldn't say such a heroic and non-evil statement
>>552007324NYEEES! LET'S ENJOY! WATASHI WA WINNER DESU!
>>552007462>>552007268>>552007212/uma/ is a boomer general.You dont want them to get depressed, high blood pressure, heart ailments.Thus justified.
>>552007130>botting>enjoy the gameYou might have brain damage
>>552007605>you don’t wantSpeak for yourself.
>>552007495my new year's wish is that MANT comes early so everyone else can suffer
Finally done!
>>552007462Hey, Blast, can you pass me the peanut butter?
>>552006158>mlb rice lb0 rikooof
stop pinning everything on SEA!!!they are deflecting everything onto us!realize how no one actually admits that they are SEA when pinning the blame on them?well i'm here!!!!! and i am definitely from SEA! i admit it! nothing good comes from running!we just want to be friends! i don't bot! i don't post derailing materials on /uma/!we may be brown (actually im yellow) but we are good honest people who won't lie!
>>552007573she’s so fuckin cool…
>>552007605Wanting instant gratification and good sparks ASAP is a zoomer thing thoughbeit
>your trainee caught you botting
All this wouldnt have happened if all ed*nshitters were properly exposed instead of half assing it
>>552007717These faggots will suck off that brown WITGOD they shill here, who gives a shit.
>>552007717You’re alright Spechud. We’ll build you and Ark to survive the floods.
>>552007717spe would say this
>>552007771OPERA GA SHINDA!
>>552007759How Jordan looks at me when I'm cumming in her shoes
Is it just me or F2Ps are the ones that cries and complains the most? They're offered a tool that could help them be on par with piggies yet they choose to cry over it.They also always have the option to just piggie but wouldn't do it for reasons varying from reasonable to cope.You would only see P2Ps crying over bot but majority of them uses the said bot, meanwhile bots are botting so they can't have anything to complain about.
>>552007717we love you spechud
fuck off man
>>552007717don’t worry seafriendthe people doing that kinda stuff are just bad at expressing their anger
>>552007908Why you doing that? She would want you to cum in her umanko!?
n-nobody REALLY installed the sweepy bot here r-right? There's no way /uma/ would give complete access of their personal computer to some SEA thief who's living in a country where stealing and scamming are the national sports
>>552007737Botting isnt an instant perfect spark tool. You still have to go through tens or hundreds of runsits like having an agent being the middleman during a negotiation, you skip the negativity being thrown around during process and just enjoy the results.Lowly slaves wouldnt understand this viewpoint
>>552007953SEA can't help but be poor so what do you expect
>>552007921buhi~
>botting in Umamusume is okay because I can't spend all this time on here!>proceeds to shitpost for 10 hours per day
>>552008037Legend race Victory ritual
>>552007953Piggies like me have no reason to use the bot because we are successful enough without it. It's really only F2Ps who cannot find any measure of success in this game and are desperate enough to bot to achieve it.
>>552007717Tell your kind to stop infecting every good thing on the internet
So this is the power of UG...
So uh what happens when cyjews add their own auto soon which does the same shit but kinda worse
>>552008039from the way the thread is handling this I wouldn't be surprised if half of /uma/ is botting
>>552007953you have a brownoid mindset and a brownoid soulyou literally can't comprehend a world where you simplydonotcheatfor it's own sake
>>552008160https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/551274050/#551287630
>>552008043Na, botting is like being infertile and having a brown impregnate your wife
Kitasan is a dog uma
>>552008043>you skip the negativity being thrown around during process and just enjoy the results.That is the literal definition of instant gratification retard. You don't bear any of the cost of the tens or hundreds of runs so it is for all intents and purposes an instant perfect spark tool.
>>552007953I-I actually cannot prove you wrong now that I think about it... It's not just in here but almost on any other games.
did you manage to make a usable high affinity fuku->tachy parent for your xoguri?still waiting on a 3* blue from tachy and a URA would be nice...
>>552008253strange thing to have on your mind but you do you sister there’s websites for that kinda stuff
>>552008231It’s been polled before, and it’s consistently been the case that it’s one guy samefagging
>i'm making my life harder by sucking cyjews cock so i have le moral high groundholy reddit
>>552007493Accelerate faster so I can pull for this fatty and blow raspberries on her belly
>>552007717>we are good honest people who won't lie93% of Indonesia is muslim. Lying is build into the system that runs the country.
>>552007953Piggies aren't a problem. You maybe run into a few the whole CM, they literally don't matter.Botters are a bigger problem, just because there might be way more of them. And noone likes cheaters in games.
>>552008328Even cyjews admit the grind is actually fucking awful and add auto themselves later on kek
>>552008214>kinda worseIt's so bad in comparison it will likely just help to promote the actual bots
>>552007291Haven't decided where I'll go now that danchou has flatlined. /uma/ club apparently already had a queue so might join here or maybe go join that autis/uma dude for a month.
>>552008231but what are they even doing on some anonymous imageboard... if they're willing to let some shady anon doxx and steal and keylog and screenshot and control their mouse and... for what, a 9* power parent?It really can't be when you think about it logically
>>552008307Mhm nyo, but I almost have a 9* triple 7 Tachy
did the threads calm down from last nights... experience
>>552008328OG 4chan would pirate everything, make fun of paypigs.Crossposters are fucking disgusting.
>>552008314KING HALO MY WIFE, SO BEAUTIFUL
>>552008476>rerease
>>552008384the "the pain is part of enjoying the fun" anons can just not use the auto later then
>>552008476it merely switched over to talking about clankers for the 1000th time
>>552008328your kind exists to be enslaved by chink bugmen sweatshop owners to mass produce my mambo plushies
>>552008420You'd be surprised how retarded people on 4chan can be, I mean like what 40% of traffic these days comes from mobile phones?
>>552008487retardOG 4chan wouldn't play gachashit in the first place
Corner Adept and [Style/Distance] Corner have almost identical effect but Corner Adept is more expensive because it's more universal
>>552008487You can tell who is a tourist and who isn't by looking at whether they think "OG 4chan" was a monolith.
next thread will be... next thread... next... i...
>>552008669SMART Falco
>>552008420Yeah I take more issue with some 3rd worlder potentially getting access to my account/pc through the bot. Thats pretty risky and speaks volumes for what kind of people use bots.
>>552008669shut up nerd
goodnight /uma/
>>552008580but thats just for very bare minimum fan runs and shitty parents nobody and I mean LITERALLY nobody should use this to make good parents, fan runs and especially CM aces
>>552008487>OG 4chanwould have called you filthy nigger for cheating in a multiplayer game
>>552008693I don't know how many more "next thread"s I've got in me bwo...
>>552007462how many people saying this actually mean it and wont use the built in auto when it comes out"i don't bot because im too scared to be banned so i might as well pretend I have the moral high ground while im at it"
>>552008669that also goes for style over track skills, style cost more
>>552008039I downloaded it so I could use it as a reference to make my own bot for MANT
No threads will ever be good.Because I exist.I will always be here, making every thread shit.You are stuck with me.And the jannies will also never kill me because I pay this site.You are all my toys to suffer.
>>552008693>>552008787dont worry anons, the next thread will be a ryan threadthose are always good. r-right?
>>552008783What you tourists never played mmos with macros? No anons taught you guys how?
>>552008830i’ve been thinking of making a fork/my own bot too but I seriously hate working with ocr
I'm glad that she didnt become the face of botting.
this thread is terrible
bwos i thought the botting saga ended 2 days ago
>>552008940if you have a macro that takes over 30 minutes of playing the MMORPG i will call you a cheating nigger from indonesia that eats pag-pag and jerks off in internet cafes with minecraft playing children surrounding him
>>552008307Maybe? It's kinda not that good because I don't bot so the blues and pinks are random and it doesn't have 777... but I think it should be good enough? Possibly
>>552008812I don't bot because I enjoy playing video games. It feels good to work for and earn the rewards yourself. Crazy concept, I know. What's actually crazy is that that seems to be forgein to zoomers
>check back on the bot drama>top clubs still unscathed
I didnt see cafe like THAT
for anyone who was curioushttps://files.catbox.moe/lli4mh.mp4
>>552009168They all sweat and stink.
>>552009078 (me)>>552008307forgot pic.
>>552009203t-thanks...
>>552009275is this site ever not down holy shit
>>552009145even scammers and hackers are lame nowadays>get a bunch of people to download your IP grabber>don't do anything interesting or funny with the information >only shares the info with his discord boyfriends or whatever BORINGtop clubs could be toppling right now
>>552009203you know its grim if the internal catbox virus scanner if flagging your file and killing it
>>552007291is 20m really enough for A+? >>552009203try litterbox
I had a large pepperoni pizza for lunch/dinner/breakfast. It was good.
>>552007717i hate those brown viet rats
Man, developers are the only people that are like>wow this game is fun>wish I wasn't playing itand then spend 20 days programing to not play the game
>>552009497well yeah that’s kind of their job
>>552009497Once you install linux, everythiing is a problem in need of a solution
>>552009442Yeah since most of our club members get much more fans.But gotta have a reasonable goal for each person anyway and 20 mil is a good line of playing the game daily, even if you need to take some days off in between.
>>552009497You know, all of these could be prevented if the game maker, Cygames, actually did something.
>>552009649they will add auto later to give everyone a taste of botsbut it will be so ass everyone turns to 3rd parties
>>552009334Because you're thinking back to a time when exploits were developed by white nerds with delusions of grandeur and an autistic drive to enact some schizo master planNow it's all brownoids that cheat for it's own sake because they literally can't imagine life any other wayTo them cheating is as natural as breathing, yet never serves any grander purpose
>>552009497I meanI spend days coding so I don't have to put shit in Excel manually too
>>552009708What do you expect asians are bad coders
>>552008413/Uma/ Club has one sure spot left actually. I can save it for you anon.
>>552009876fuck off bro he wanted to join our club
i bred mcqueen and this is all our retarded children
fuuuuuuuuuuark
>>552009941Fuji mode was a mistake
>>552009497the developer spends 20 days programming it and then shares it with 200 people so they get to not play the game
stupid devanon thought “deleting the account” would be scary when he should have just transferred all the veteran umas
>>552009840i'm Still hard...
>>552009981classic
>>552009646I’m at 80m but I’ll probably be dropping back down to like half of that next month since holiday vacation will be over 928029042160
Is Steadfast a good skill?
>>552009646if top fan earner leaves i am not going to make up for the rest of the slackers
>>552010197>>552007076yes you are
>>552010197Mamboschizo, my beloved…
I am tired of this botting bullshit.Let us discuss the following>Kitasans boobs are too big>Oguri eating a lot is not funny>Daiwa and Opera aren't even that pretty they are just full of themselves
>>552009876Oh, I thought they went back on the 23rd. I suppose I'd like a spot then.>>552009936I would've fanslaved there for a month joining a phoenix S-club probably.
>>552009078nobody bots here, its just a meme bro
>>552010008I need her
>>552010280>nope, they are perfect>true>kys
I love this tsun so much
>>552010251>>552010267bricked number fan count is like 4 members
>>552010280>>Kitasans boobs are too bigher rack is literally nonexistent compared to dias what are you talking about
>>552010073Imagine deleting all the parent and aces would have made this general explode with laughter, but instead all we got are lame discussions
I was just thinkingsince Daiwa Scarlet's VA became fat, do they still invite her to perform at the live events with all the pretty VAs? I don't remember seeing any chubby girls in any of the live uma event footage I've seen.
>>552010280nobody ever claimed Opera is pretty
>>552010280>Kitachan is perfect>kinda>all umas are pretty
>had a run so bad I had to quit the borrow run
>>552009649They'll ban them maybe
>>552010109sent you an invite>>552010197a club is like a sailing shipeveryones gotta do their part to get to the goal
Umas for this feel?https://youtu.be/XIzo_gKDUMs
I find it odd how JP made no bots
>>552010579Have you try emailing them?They dont even reply outside of the automated response.
bros is this a brick?
>>552010497dont say that...
fellow Ex-Clover anonsare you still alive?how is your new club?
>>552010073Is it even possible? It's permanent account brick if transferring ALL veterans is possible. It would not be possible to start a career.
>>552010556Today I quit two borrowed runs before hopeful stakes because the Rio gamble didn't work out
>>552010581if the ship is sinking i will be one of the first to jump
>>552010280It's not supposed to be funny. It's erotic.
>>552010415>her rack is literally nonexistent compared to dias >Kitasan: B85 W56 H88>Dia: B87 W54 H84Anon they’re basically the same size with Dia being just slightly bigger, I would hardly call that “non existent” in comparison…
>>552010634JP cant code
>>552010745architectfags EXPLODE
>>552010634They didn’t make it but they certainly have a chinese bot that’s still being used today yes
>>552010745>that bellybuttoncan't deceive me
>>552009941>the power of sweep toshomaybe your settings were wrong before you went to sleep?
>>552010361She wants to be a shoujo protag so bad
>>552010704you probably are forced to have 1 vet. either way losing all your parents and aces bricks an sccount pretty hard
>>552010790Hmmmm nyooo
>>552010745She is just super pregnant, anon.
>>552010664Looks good. Maybe try again for Distance S and Spirit PWR?
>>552010727I'll never understand why people gamble on Riko
>>552009941how many carats did you burn
>>552010704The bot would error out the moment it tried to transfer a pinned uma anyways.
>>552007717Majority of westerners are drooling, brainwashed retards that just mindlessy regurgitate whatever hateful slop their overlords feed them, don't feel bad about their petty shitposting. They are incapable of their own thought and lack simple human empathy and desire for understanding. They are literal ghouls that wear human skin over their disgusting carcasses.Domination comes with the cost.
>>552010634Japanese people don't even pirate games.While I was in Japan I visited 2ch and was looking for people interested in 2hu to hang out with at Comiket and Puniket, somehow the conversation went to which games I already played where I told them I got translated English version from unofficial sources and everyone was extremely mad at me, even when I told them that buying the games is extremely expensive with oversea shipping and 2hu being too niche, that was back in 2014 or 2015 before everything came to steam btw.I don't think I ever seen anyone as upset with me as a Japanese netizen after I told them I pirate games before buying them.
>>552010916Yes, with my homemade cooking. A food baby!
>>552010973you can simply unpin it first and the. transfer
>just checked our graphshmmmmmmmm if my danchou gives a fuck we will have an open slot next month
>>552010949this was with burning spirit spd which was cool but meh, i think i'd have to replace marvelous but no other wit card i have is as good as her. would also need to high roll more on pwr and wit
>>552011004Japs are so used to everything being readily available for purchase there and overpaying for anime. If they want to read manga they can just go to a mangacafe for like $5-10 and read all they want.
>>552011104No, like actually triplet pregnant. She will give birth to three very alive and hungry mini Ogurins
>>552011004>unofficial sources and everyone was extremely mad at meholy shit that's real? I was talking about fgo spoilers on twitter and some random dude with a japanese username started saying some shit about the rules and I thought it was just some larper. no wonder these guys have a nonexistent birth rate with such silly social norms
>>55201095820 energy + stamina + 30 skill points (as in hint discount)vsmood up + guts We're making aces here, not parents. We will need ANY advantage we can get. And one additional turn of not hitting rest is raw potential,
>>552011254That gamble will break you.
>>552010958I only gamble IF I get the date event before getting Distance S
my dober doesn't can't win any races what the FUCK
>>552010664Too much accel with position conditions, but not enough mid-race and wit to secure the positioning. I actually tried out my 1200 wit 700 power Dober earlier, she got in a position to proc her unique 3.5/5 rooms but since she doesn't have Medium S she couldn't ultimately win. Do what you want with this info.
>>552011149Actually pretty fucking good for a Kingulet deck, even if I have a soft spot for Flash. I think this Grass is strong enough to compensate for the lack of Distance S, but I'll let our expert gaslighters take things from here
>>552011149If you want to replace Marvelous go with Agnes if you have her, or can try with R Riko instead of Marvelous which opens up the borrow slot for a NN
>>552011314whats one more 50 / 50 when the 2 / 98 constantly rapes me in the ass
>>552011004say what you will, but at least they support the economy. thats why they have a healthy industry, shit corpo devs moving hq to commiefornia and focusing on the global audience notwithstanding.take the english speaking world for example, most are just consumers and not really producers despite the far bigger audience
>>552011368trainer issue little esl tama chud
>>552011336I'll be very honest. Learning Daiwa's VA got fat has made Daiwa look even hotter to me. Cow LOVE
>>552011460Oh man, I could never take this shit so serious
>>552011336Wtf who let this cow in here?
>>552011197>following rules is silly social normsbrownest comment in this thread, this is why you are hated
>>552011386i actually swapped my kingu to see if i could max speed without needing the extra pwr, i'll see what i can do with kingu though.>>552011434my 1lb ssr riko is better than my nonexistant r riko. i've also tried tachy but prefer the race bonus + thh on marvelous sunday
>>552011531im genuinely retarded i didn't even notice the extra word before i clicked post
>>552011629blindly following rules is a browner trait desu
My child bride figure arrived today
>>552011727How?
>>552010634it's dishonorabu
>>552010303>I’d like a spot thenConfirmed! “See you next year!” anon. >may not have to recruit next monthhmm, no silly recruitment image in January perhaps
>>552011727brownest person itt
>>552011785because by blindly following rules, you delegate your way of thinking to a higher authority. in this case where you're talking about game events on social media, it's ludicrous to even ask
>>552011727blindly following orders is the whitest trait on the planet, thats how the holocaust happenedshut the fuck up
>>552011663Well use the 1lb riko then, duh. THH is useless with that built tho, all your skills trigger too late for it.
>>552011876
>>552011757You know what you must do anon
>>552011757ummm i don't see mayano THOUGH
holy shit shut the fuck up all of you you're all brown and subhuman i hate all of you
>>552011757cute!
>>552011881>suddenly holocaust
>>552011891just got cucked by skill procs and super late fast learner (literally on late dec), i'll probably get an S high roll if i keep grinding. only thing i wish i had was an mlb hishiama
har har
>high roll acereply with sweep_tosho.jpg>1,000+ careersreply with sweep_tosho.jpg>good sparksreply with sweep_tosho.jpgjust because someone is better than you, played longer than you or is luckier than you does not mean they bot. this is the laziest shitposting yet. the last tosho memes lasted only half a day, why has the 2nd wave not died down yet?
I like Falco's chestnut mouth.
>>552012036I'm just upset they took Sweep Tosho as face for their fucking pag-pag program, she was one of my favourite reaction images.
I do not bot I just play the game too much
>>552012060I like Almond Eye's almond eyes.
>>552012060I just like Falco's mouth
I'm an ethical botter. I only use them for single player games
i really dislike her 20% stam 10% pwr growth rates but i'll get a 1200/750/1000 bobo someday
>>552012060i like cross eyed dumb falcon
Its a new era of horseracing thsnks to globalhttps://twitter.com/mitsuoki/status/2005897108709335191
Why is she like this?
qrd on /uma/ clubs ? I don't want to accidentally join in a mambo/clover/cunnyinc situation next month. Which ones are reliable, with no discord and no drama?
>>552012276wdym that's literally the perfect growth set, that's one of the reasons Golshi is so good
>>552012276I haven't tackled her career ever since I got spooked for her as a noob, I got raped so much by those long races, think my record with her is still B+
>>552012372mambo
>>552012210I love Kitawife
>>552012350why are you brown?
>>552012350I bet you 50 bucks the girl has never played Umamusume and is just doing cosplay to launch her twitch / of career.
>most of the trainers to selfinsert in are aiming to make a name for themselves with a bright future ahead of them>want to become a trainer for multiple winner umas, starting from the uma of (you)r choice as the first step, not knowing they'll be locked down by that trainee and said trainee would throw a shitfit and get jelly if the trainer get along with other women Weird that no one points that out but okaySounds like Tracen is a match making avenue for umas rather an institute for trainers and traineesBut okay
>>552012372mambo is going to be mamback next month mambaybee
>>552012403i got handheld by 10% spd growth but god damn b mile and b long when i'm trying to focus on med kinda sucks sometimes.
Telling John Cygames that I have botted (been jerking it to Mihono Bourbon) only to wake up the next day strapped to a concrete slab and with a femur crusher that is being operated by my wife who looks both disgusted and disappointed
>>552012350>new era>audience numbers are up>revenue barely moved upYeah, no
>>552012492>he finally knows
>>552010634The market share of PC’s is pretty small in Japan, so a lot of JPdachis aren’t very tech savvy or inclined to do silly hobby projects like a bot.
>>552012372mambogeddon next month
>>552012492You know too much
>you now need to compete with ultra high roll U_G ranks>f2ps cant even get S rankwhy do ppl play this game again?
>>552012372mambo is the only /uma/club confirmed clanker free
>>552012576Do American horses even have merch
I like this picture. I hope /uma/ likes it too.
>>552010762Thanks for posting this image of my (our?) beautiful wife.
>>552012681King nakadashi...
>>552012492It feels like this is mostly a game thing since having large teams of Umas is the norm in anime adaptations.
>>552012492You're not suppose to say that out loud
>>552012561would bobo use... you know...
>>552011492What the fuck are you even talking aboutNips paypigs and Nip corpos went to commiefornia and are killing their own brand.Theres no point in propping up retards. Corporations arent your friend, paypigging should never be celebrated
>>552012652>he doesnt know
>>552012664No because that is objectification And that's badEven though burgers treat every animal like shit all the timeFunny how that works
why does natie need to do some stupid g4 called cunnychi simpcum hai ONE TURN before arima let me click my 10 bombs and rainbows you retard wtf this is literal gimping
>>552012492You weren't supposed to figure that part out, trainer-san
how do i pass this levelt.newfag
>>552012664not really, but the main revenue source is betting anyway. Unfortunately, it's seen as degenerate in most first world countries (the Japanese often see it more as a way to support their favorite with a chance to win money)
>>552012036>/uma/ anon drop their 9* and 20+ white spark Dober in under 3hrs
>>552012869first of all welcome
Why do you think there are so many wealthy umas in tracen? just for some trophies?
>>552012372almondlove has been really chill, just dudes trading dirt shoes and partaking in images of our dancho’s perky nude body
>>552012772>objectification bad>treats animals worse than objects
>>552012372It's mambo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIpxbW6FeyYomatsuri mambo
>>552012643to bot
>>552012876Stories of gamblers losing everything they own and and amassing debt that results in broken homes doesn't really help betting's image.
>>552012869First thing you should do is bookmark the starter parents so they're immune to deletion, they add sovl to your account. My account is sovlless now because I deleted them for more space.
>>552012869Its a 3200m so you need like 500-600 stam and one or two recovery skills.
>>552013045I want this horse to disappear
If you were a sensible Dancho, and it's the festive season. Would you agree to give this guy the rewards or kick him?He hasn't do a career run for 5 days straight, too.
>>552012576They should come up with ways to make profit that don't involve gambling
New day in 5mins. May /uma/ be blessed with luck
>>552013108>5 mindo you know something we don't?
>>552013101if i were a sensible danchou that’s what my line on the graph would look like at all times
Do some umas look down on humans? Do they call humans Ningoys behind their backs?
>>552013108>in 5 minsBakutard…
Thoughts?
>>552013101He should be kicked RIGHT NOW
23 minutes
>>552013108Fuck you, made me look at my clock.
>>552013101If on an /uma/ club I would do it just so that everyone knows that is a possibility and lives in fear, if on some dogshit casual club I wouldn't bother.
>>552013052Betting is becoming normalized in the US with sports betting these days
>>552013042Wife the Mambo!
I hate this michael jackson BITCH
uma attak
>>552013101he’s gonna log in the last day and get 1 morbillion fans
>>552013090
>>552012869You need to start doing career mode and get a veteran uma with minimum 600 stamina
>>552013163probably on human womencan't say the same about human men
>>552012643>U_G rank was done without kitapeople unironically sparked twice to get a card that is DOA. grim
>>552013143>>552013167>>552013195I am retarded please no bully
>>552013108
>>552012772>Even though burgers treat every animal like shit all the timesource: the delusions in your head
>>552013101I'd have kicked him two weeks ago so you guys would finally stfu
>>552012492time to go in the tree stump, trainer
>>552013163they do, absolutely.remember what eishin flash said
>>552013264
>>552013264bitch shattered my ribs
>>552013298sweeepy nooooo
Crazy that a single program turned /uma/ against Sweep. I barely see any more yada posting, is anyone even still going to roll for her?
>>552013101tbf guy made enough fans last month that if you average it out for this month he still hits quota. No point to deny him the rewards for the benefit of the circle anyways, even if he probably won't even log back in to reap them.
>>552013469yada
>>552013303Okay, but can I replay career mode if I've already finished a UMA story?
Neicha is cute
>>552013105>ways to make profit that don't involve gamblinglmao
>>552013163probably the ones that never got into Tracen or the ones that never got a Trainer and couldn't participate in the Twinkle Series
>>552013163Only ningen w*men
>>552013469yeah it's oversweep is going to the glue factory
>>552013496Absolutely
>>552013264Why does she keep on assaulting me like this?
>>552013469i love sweepshe gives me 3* parents
>>552013503pure sex
>>552013496yeah career is separate from the individual storiesit’s a roguelite mode where you try to make a strong horse vs a collection of cutscenes
>>552013205People who claim to never step foot in a casino and are above gambling are sportsbetting the apps add that degree of separation that make it easy and moral and just
>>552013487
>>552013442silence means yes
>>552013469if sweep had magic she would use it to do things for her so she does not have to
>>552013503True
>>552013615Punctuation nigga, use it.
>run with triple URA sparks, med S and groundwork>none of the green hints triggered because unity cup is dogshitFuck this, I'm gambling with taking the lead, focus and dodging danger to trigger groundwork
>>552013610Okay, I understand now. It seemed easier than I thought
>>552013550the cutest and oldest
Why is this game like this?
You should gamble because its easy money.If you lose money just gamble more as you will earn your money back.
>>552007717theres nothing wrong with being brown
>>552013697Ill puncturate your bokumanko
>>552013695>>552013783
>>552013487Except it isn't should be like that. He broke the rules whether he made enough last month or not doesn't matter. If he was one of the top earners, sure, but he isn't remotely close to be one.
>>552013550How does she manage to be so perfect?
>>552013717Good luck. Make sure you've rerolled for your human rights card (kitasan black) then borrow a Super Creek SSR support card when doing career mode
>>552007717what kind of SEA are you
brown horses matter
>>552013783Nature love
>>552013817Odds - you owe me 50 bucksEvens - I owe you 50 bucks0 - I will give everyone in the thread 50 bucksDubs - everyone in the thread will give me 50 bucks
>>552013717yeah ura is not particularly difficult, unity cup will throw some more mechanics in the mix which might take you a run or 2 to fully understandeither way i recommend you take your time and enjoy the cute horses while you’re starting out, don’t get too bogged down in the mechanics of it all
>ryan and dober are the go-to late and end parents>they both have shit affinity with most umas the affinity system is so fucking annoying
Help is triumphant pulse worth taking at all or should I drop it for a white recovery instead?
>>552013615Cute Chrono
>>552013817Bakushin would say this.
>>552013957Is Turbo Turbo a degenerate gambler?
>>552013903A flip in Manila. ||My Dancho hates SEAfags, how do I tell him?||
>>552013957>Dubs on /vg/
>>552014131THIS IS RAPE GET AWAY
>>552014187this isn’t the ‘cord, sir…
White Yellow SEA ||axtually brown||
>>552014192yeah theres still the double 0'slike >>552014100
>>552014187Trying too hard, it’s a little too obvious bro
>>552014019I'd rather trade late straightaways or savvy for a recovery than pulse
>>552014187okay now i just feel bad
>>552014171this series of mob umas finding happiness is really wholesome
How do we cope with her being never being playable?
>>552014306lol
>>552014171mob umas need love too
>>552014248>same side punchesDidn't expect it, i got caught
Are you having fun, anons?
>>552014306>>552014391oh ...well what about trips then? >>552014000 trips should still work right?
>>552006949I fucked up by not buying his art book
>>552014187I've genuinely never heard a Filipino call themselves a flip
I don't recall getting this woman since Unity released
>>552014414No I'm tired.
>>552007212botting isn't about making aces, it's about farming fans
>>552014335>>552014393Imagine being chased by a mob of mob umas
>>552014414yeppers, game has been more fun than ever since i got ksb
>>552014326Makes sense I do feel like I'm running too many midleg skills already.
Guys Bourbon lost her Maiden race, got sleep deprived twice, and didn't get good friendship RNG. But I won't give up on this career!
>>552009137are you gonna use the built-in automode that will be added in 1 year?
>>552014487That's how you know they're a regular in 4chan
>>552014558
>>552014545it does a little bit of everything
>>552014490i think curren and her only got their rare cards in the past 3 banners or so which is what made them start to show up
>>552014580Replace "Guys Bourbon" with "My uma" and your post reads like a light novel title.
>>552014414Im enjoying the game more with bottingIm not getting angry anymore with getting 1* sparks
>>552014703Why is she mad?
>>552014414The game is fun the stupid schedules aren't. It's New Years and I'm still grinding for Fuji's event
I need friends with super creek mlbI have Kitasan mlbID:403210429328
>>552014558For once you'd probably be able to outrun them
Which umas canonically likes dad bod trainers
>>552014019Deck? Is it just the standard 3 spd 2 wit?
>>552014703Neicha seeing her trainer cheating her for the 64th time, but he was just buying some bread
>>552014019>sfv on a lateanon, your precious sp...
>>552013903sinkie
>>552014650If you show one love, the rest will come out like a swarm of bees ready to rape you
Spe-pig...
>>552014840
>>552014640No, I've always hated the auto-play button in gacha games and wish that feature wouldn't exist at all
>>552014778326916539453here ya go, I also have a 9 Stam/8 Med Mejiro Ryan.
>>552014840Teio
>>552014868Underrated sister
>>552014778Here's mine125367815712
>>552014906Dantsu knew this
>>552014953I don't befriend clankers
>>552014771Do it for her
>>552014650I want to train a mob Uma and get her a G3 win!
>>552015024I don't bot wtf
>>552014869Yep>>552014895Don't tell me its useless...
Did special week used to be a fat fuck in real life too or were the fat fuck memes played for laughs?
Gomennasai, toreina... you failed your duty
>>552014414yeppers
>>552014771But there’s no need to grind the Fuji event… Just do your 4 runs every day and you’ll get all the rewards!
>>552014019Trade sfv for triumphant and pick up a white recovery
>>552015119The fat fuck meme for spe is actually extremely inaccurate to the real horse. It is real for Lard Wonder and Oguri Fat though
so, Spe spooked me in her swimsuit when I pulled a tenner for Mummy Creek, and I haven't run her career since.What am I in for?
.......
>>552015017This kind of fanart seems popular with uma but I've never seen an event like this in the gameThe closest is Scarlet with her seething at CurrenWhy?
>>552010634Not the japanese but the chinese made bots for the JP server back then, they all got banned by cygames at least yearly they do
>>552015126AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES
>>552015119He was a big eater and would try to get chummy with his trainer for apples and carrots.>>552015223Oguri wasn’t that fat either but would enter an unbreakable flow state while eatingGrass definitely got fat as shit in retirement
>>552010634the sweepy bot is literally a JP bot translated
>>552015256I HATE CURREN
>>552015223A lot of things about Spe seems to be inaccurate, they really wanted to force her as a lovable mascot.
>>552015119Spectrum actually had a normal appetite for a horse, they made the uma a fat full because she was supposed to be the face of the franchise and horses are known to eat a lot
>>552015409I almost fell for the anti-dober propoganda.
>>552015409it's true
Thinking about building a last second Maru(regular) Front. Is A&S worth it with all the Suzukas around?
>>552015409I rolled for her so I could have TWO lets pump some irons on my umas
I am a late surger, i am a late surger, stop giving me pace chaser hints.I AM A LATE SURGER I AM A LATE SURGERI AM A LATE SURGER!!!
Why did they make the uma Spe so different from the real Spe?
Dober's pussy game must be insane: I am happy for her trainer.
>>552013496newfag you still out here?got a spare mlb kita 2lb finemo account, you'll essentially be better off than half of the faggots here
HAVE YOU LOOKED AT CURREN TODAY?!?!
if I have pump and dober do I still need NSM and OYL?when is it too many accel skills?
>>552015409she is clearly uncomfortable with men. why the fuck would I subject her to three years of psychological torture by becoming her trainer?
I HATE CURREN
It’s a new day!!!!!
Getting a heart attack watching my carrot not immediately shooting off as soon as late race starts during the takarazuka sneeden>>552015571>giving a newfag a MLB kita accountinsane and very wholesome but now you'll get a bunch of brown '''''''''persons'''''''''''' sweep tosho'ing in for it.
>>552015262you mean cheating trainers? I think most of them are not retarded enough to flirt with other umas when they know their trainee is around
you are one day olderone day closer to death
>>552015628why should I? 999 other fans have looked at her already
>>552015571I already rerolled for mlb Kitasan, thanks anyway
>>552014798they are still Uma, They will take out their frustration on a human to feel powerful.
>>552015720Doto don't listen to him
>>552015827that is AI slop btw
>>552014798>For once you'd probably be able to outrun themCan you outrun a normal horse?
>>552015686whatever got mine, though i dislike the idea of my farmed account being sold by a filthy SEANIGGER it's still marginally better than just letting it rot
>>552015653Sounds like a skill issue
>>552015720Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
i wish sweep-san would teach me her most advanced automaton magic!
>>552015929WHY IS SHE SO HORNY
>>552015409never forget
>>552015865You can tell because it looks cool.
>>552015865AI kino
WHAT IN THE FUCKI USED A PARFAIT FOR GREAT MOOD TOO
>>552015079Not completely useless but you already have pump and dober's ult. Pulse is even more overkill. She looks like she will need a recovery at least for debuff insurance.
>>552015549*gives you head on*
>>552016102OGURI CAP MORE LIKE OGURI KEK
NOOOOHMAKEMASTAAAA
>>552015967
>>552013101He doesn't even log on anymore
>>552016102Post that failguri please
teio
>>552016102Oguri KWAB
Do Fronts even need Groundwork this CM? You're never taking 1st in time to proc A&S with a Suzuka in the lobby and you're better off playing for Shooting for Victory at that point, right?
>>552016231He'll be dead this month and log in for New Years and get to stay in the club.Deal with it.
>>552013101just let him get rewards why not
>>552015408Proofs?
there better be a 3* when i wake upgoodnight /uma/
Daily carats pack is not on the webstore?
>>552015628I don't even have her lol
>bought All I've Got on Suzuka without reading>it doesn't work when you're first
>>552016102not so undefeated anymore, innit
i have sweepy fatigue
>>552016235this is the one i used, a rejected cm ace
>>552016365no, most likely because the app itself needs to handle the duration of the monthly drops
>>552016102this is your cinderella gray season 3 btw
>>552016346very first link of the readmewhich is actually chinese now that I look at itoops
>>552012010never said it was a bad thing
>>552016102>>552016453you got OMEGA BLOCKED
>>552016281You're assuming everyone in CM will be running Onigger
>>552016453>relying on both poc and maestro for thhlooks like that didn't work this round
>>552016453>URA gutsngmi
Huh.
>>552016283I love that mcqueen literally disappears from the Mejiro family after 2nd ani.
>>552016656I'd be willing to bet the vast majority of rooms will have a Suzuka.
>>552015720Did this horse get bogged?
I've started to actually like having one speed parent on 0% speed bonus umas. it doesn't result in super duper high rolls but it feels way less frustrating since you can spend less turns desperately mashing the speed button and more turns hitting your secondary stats
>>552016774But why?
>>552016795I havent even ran into one in practice rooms yet you’re overestimating how many people own her
>>552016916You must not run practice rooms then lmaoI've done dozens and she's everywhere.
>>552016813bro thats rude
Do I have a 1/5 chance of getting FP from this?
>>552016774>>552016915She dumped them for the other side of her family instead
>>552016971whale based matchmaking thenlooks like im safe
>>552017032Considering she played a big roll in the Gold-clan, I'll accept it
>>552017005from cane rewards I mean
>>552016916>>552016971Both of you are simultaneously wrong. It is correct there is a lot of suzukas in practice rooms, and there will be in CMs. However, practice rooms are not indicative of CM average. Global is also lazy and are less willing to build front runners. I'd estimate maybe 30% of lobbies in round 2.
>he's too retarded to figure out how to run the bot
Uhh
>>552017182nope, just too white
Just to doublecheck, there's no real reason to do the x5 difficulty, right?The threat of losing an entire run to one low roll race isn't worth potentially saving a couple runs, right?
>do first Legend Race, 1st>do second Legend Race, 1st>do third Legend Race, 1st>daily shop pops up>buy Air Groove and Winning Ticket star pieces, close shop>come back to Legend Race to claim star pieces>go to Team Trials>choose bottom team, 3 wins, 2 losses>choose bottom team, 4 wins, 1 loss>choose bottom team, 1 win, 4 losses>choose bottom team, 3 wins, 2 losses>daily shop pops up>buy Grass Wonder and Air Groove star pieces, close shop>go to Daily Races>Multi Race everything, don't even look what happened>daily shop pops up>buy Winning Ticket and Anime Mcqueen star pieces, close shop>go back to Team Trials>choose bottom team, 2 wins, 3 losses>go to main lobby, claim half of my dailies>will do a run later I guessI love daily reset time
>>552017253No, none at all. You can't get a title or even see with which umas you cleared it. I did it once with Tachy for the lolz, but thats about it
>>552017253I did it once on a parent run, you don’t get shit. Wasn’t that bad though.
>>552017182>announcing your browness
https://x.com/reo_aisulove/status/2005912976428261714?s=20
>>552017462giga trainer
>>552010686>no responseTHEY'RE ALL DEADI'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT
>>552017253The reason is to speed up the event so you can never do it again after you get the good prizes.
>>552017621Where do you live now?
https://x.com/aoiskyheart/status/2005807994660114879?s=20
>>552017723Yo!
>>552017336>>552017390>>552017690That's what I figuredLooks like just the weakest excuse to bragThanks
>>552017621It's cl over... you're the last of your generation
Hello friends!!!
>>552017621I don't want to answer for them but we got one in our club
>>552017876Hiya
it’s fun going back to doing oguri careers and being physically incapable of losing races after doing some of the more messed up ones>>552017876hello babyposter
>>552014580She lost URA finals with no clocks left
>>552017876hello again
>look at old screenshots>was my oguri for gemini that didn't win shit and got switched out>only SSR used were KSB, borrowed Creek and welfare SpeI thought Unity Cup was supposed to increase the stats by a lot but looking back on that I don't see it.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A REPOSITORY?? SUPPOSITORY? WHAT THE FUCK IS A FORK? WHAT THE FUCK IS WEBHOOK? WHAT THE FUCK IS A COMMIT? WHAT THE FUCK IS A PULL REQUEST? WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ISSUE? WHAT THE FUCK IS A BRANCH? BUILD IT? BUILD WHAT? WHERE IS THE .EXE I CLICK, DO I LOOK LIKE A CONSTRUCTION ENGINEER NIGGER TO YOU? FUCKING CODE TRANNIES AND THIER LEETSPEAK JUST GIVE ME A .EXE AND LET ME PRESS IT AND BOOM BOOM WHOOSH WHOOSH UMABOT UMAWIN OH WAIT OH NYOOOOO MY LE INFO :(((( WHAT THE FUCK IS A DOX NO ONE IS GONNA COME KNOCKING ON MY DIRT HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF TAJIKISTAN RETARD
>>552016457Thanks for the confirmation, wasn't sure if it was just me being blind
>>552017876Sexy little baby
>>552018148Stop that
>>552018134450lb fingers typed this btw
tomboy humiliation
>>552017462I look like this (I am Ramonu)
>>552018220
>>552018267>micromanko fell for the sloppaDon't forget to update your facebook status, old timer
>>552010686Thriving with a few survivors in our club atm
>>552018220more like cheval petit
What does this mean? I'm already filtered...
>>552018267I-I-IT WAS A FALSEFLAG
>>552017621I’m still around bro. Going through a rough patch at the moment but I’m happy with the club I’m in right now. Miss you guys though and hope you found good clubs too
>>552018398>>552018413shut it fatfucks
>>552017979>>552017936>>552018052Hello!
>>552017621you could say it's Clover
>>552015967>>i wish sweep-san would teach me her most advanced automaton magic!Imagine she did that but it's unironically her streaming and explaining magic-themed automation games to you, Kita, Rice and Rob Roy but she does it with the understanding of 9 year old girl so you barely learn anything.
>>552018412You don't really need to do all of that but it would make the bot faster
>>552018092There isn't that much stat inflation in Unity Cup, it's MANT which raises total stats by a lot (you can get close to 1200/700/1200/1200/1200). In Grand Live, stat lines get less crazy again but with a speed cap of 1600.
>>552018412Bro doesn't even know how to create folders...? What are we DOING HERE? And we take advice from this general?
>>552018398>>552018413OINK OINK BUHIIIIIII
>>552018412Google "how to add a directory to path"It works without GPU acceleration just kinda slow
>>552018740how do i know if i have a gpu
I was promised an edengeddon where is it
>>552018740what's acceleration skills do i need
>>552018842Sorry, we're still working hard on that Mambogeddon
>>552018134i applaud the effort to type all of that out with so much blubber in the way
>>552018832bruh
>>552018412Your system’s PATH is a series of locations where your operating system will look to find executables.If you’re on Windows, type “environment variables” in your start menu search bar and click what comes up.There’s a button in the bottom right of the dialog that says “environment variables” - click that.You’ll get another dialog, one of the entries in the dialog should say “PATH” on the left side. Double click that to open another dialog, where you can add the folders listed to your system’s PATH.Uma Musume: Pretty Derby
>>552018714>>552018707hugging umas is always nice content
how long until teiofags recover from those images
>>552017876
>>552018707Tomboy love
>>552018092Pretty much all my umas are A+ / S / S+ now while URA had me at A/A+ only.
>>552018951never lmao, those fucking hands are disgusting
>>552018951You have to be more specific
>>552018412Ask chatgpt
>>552018092>sees 1000 stam with sub 400 guts>"I don't see the stat increase in unity"It's a better spread because everything levels up
>>552015992she wants to project her shoujo fantasies on you
why did people keep saying first Ug rank before fuku speed when that taiki got made what does the fuku speed card do to make that easier
>>552018903It's all chatgpt
>>552018951People were so desperate to dunk on teiofags that they didn't even actually look at the picsHonestly rather embarrassing
>>552018220>>552018707>>552018990such a precious lil boy!>>552018412>he is such a techlet that he has no idea what "PATH" in windows meansthis is why everyone is laughing about you, jimmy!
>>552018951IT WAS FALSEFLAG TEIOCHADS WOULD NEVER.......
>>552018984NOOOO
>>552019156god damn at least post it with a spoiler next time
>Finish career>Connection error>Kicked to title screen>Have to do the cuck walk to my legacies to check the spark>1* witfml
>>552018936Oooooo now I get it, thanks Smart Falcon.Are there any AI captcha solvers yet?
>>552019156Is this AI slop?
>draws a boy>calls it a girlwhat the fuck cygays
BUHIII BUHIIIII OIIINKKK *shits and farts* BUHIII SNORTT SNORTT *wallows in filth* BUHIII BUHIII OINK OINK SNORT
>>552019124That card can give 51 in all stats (so +255) and has 10 race bonus which also translates into more stats and skills. It's a good card for chasing high-rolls, but very inconsistent.
>>552019468
>>552019382No, they intentionally broke both of her legs in tribute
>>552019409Where's the part where he pushes her head down?
>>552019504Ma'am, your daughter's an ugly pig.
teiobwos… i’m sorry…
Forget beating a dead horse, you just chucked the whole thing into an incinerator
teioHOGS our response?
>>552019468teio posters have a lot to answer for
>we're all fat, black, ugly and poor &virginsis there a single solitary positive thing that we possess, teiobros?
this shit is so stupid I can't stop laughing
Tokai tepig
>>552019967
>>552007717>all the SEAnigggers apologising to this postkek, great post to bait out the monkeys anon.
CM can't come soon enough
>>552007291Danchou..............................................
mambodancho will you kick that fucking nigger it's not like his 4mil total fans are gatekeeping us from A rank he should NOT get the same gibs that I get
Can this Eru (forma racista) do some business bros?
>>552020035ok kyle sorry to hear u can’t open ur breakfast onions no need to take it out on your betters
a-a-at least we are based enough to admit that we are brown and fat without care for judgement... r-right?
>be Sakura Bakushin O>walk up to jukebox>cue up my own song>smash the like button>go on patrol
pigchou can't save you anymore we live in a post-swine world now
are (You) just bad at the game?
Now it's just sad
>>552020346I love this retard
Creek showed up in december senior year…
>>552020495I like the way she says SHOKA
>>552020390>not Ugget a load of this noob LOL
>>552020339TeioCHADs…………………
I woke up, and we're still looping the same topics from 9 hours ago?
>>552020495I like the way she goes “WA HA HA” after winning a race
can you faggots stop talking about seanigger hands and toes? uma musume?
>>552020660My kraut wife...
>>552020615>post irrelevant question >insert lust provoking image >buhi buhi
Bakushin wife
>>552020615not exactly... new thing in is all teiofags have been outed as brown fat and poor, confirmed by REUTERS
>>552020742Wives are best when slightly retarded
>>552020937I prefer fully retardedDon't want her to be smarter than me
I opened the thread and.... eww... smells like a PIGPEN
>>552020658Stego.
>>552019404>draws a boy>calls it a girlSo. Fucking. BASED...>>552020660ze evil artist with ze evil pferd
>>552020742
I still don't get how to get 800stam 1000power with just Riko and power parents, that's fucking impossible, I've been trying and it's miserable
I deserve to have my pelvic bone ground into a powder by a pack of gyarumas.
Teio bros I can't see you the same anymore
Teio couldnt win the triple crown because she's triple Brown rofl
>>552021460Are you exploding on stamina
>>552020090So true
>>552021404Sex with small mares.
A few days ago everyone here bullied my left Suzuka, told me that:>she's irredeemable glue>stamina is overkill>power and groundwork is useless this cm>I need to go all in on witI tried to follow the adviceRight one is my new one. Is she any better?
>>552021489Gyaru umanko...
>>552020090cute>>552021632>slopew
might as well become a hog myself
Just ate two hotdogs rolled in french dough with tomato sauce (microwaved)Where am I on the American scale?
>>552021681>groundwork is uselessBoys we got another one
>>552020090Hate krauts with the fury of a thousand suns but I will make an exception for this one
I don't care if she's a hag, I will accept her and turn her into a proper speedrunner
>>552021854>he fell for itWe got him, boys
>>552021681focus/conc is dumb, groundwork is key on front runners and you fell for gaslight, but that does look goodtake it to pubs and see how it does
Really Akebono?Really Taiki?Really Curren?
Do they not teach consent at tracen?
>>552022297would dia be willing to share her trainer with kita?
>>552022116brutal sex with trainer to compensate
>>552022116silly things like this is why kids are fun, otherwise they stink
>>552021404All umamusume are small.
>>552022530Yes
>>552022718
>>552022705Imagine the smell
wei
>>552022341Why is seiun brown?
>>552022705>Taiki is taller than meIs it over for me...
>>552022901Retard
>>552008352bourbon would say this
>>552023065Hors can fly?
>>552023169Hors can and WILL do anything for love
>>552022530I don't think someone who picked her trainer at first sight is willing to give him up, not even to her best friend.>you and your bro will never be sexually assaulted back to back by these two beasts
>>552023035Taiki is only 172cm though...
>>552021681I mean, right Suzuka is a way better uma for sure, but they're not even comparable bwoLeft one isn't even a runaway, lvl 1 unique, no medium SI still think you need Concentration and Groundwork instead of Leader's Pride or Fast-Paced for example, but now you have a chance of winning at least
>>552021796not high enough for using french dough, not even sure what that is, and tomato sauce over sugar tomato sauce known as ketchup. Points for nuking
>>552023274>you and your broUhhhhhhh sounds hot, not sure if MY BRO is into that type of stuff (yuri/cucking) tho.
>>552023274>"run bro I'll hold them off">You sprint away>Hear him scream>You turn around a corner>The other one is in front of you, smiling
>>552023345dangerous horse
>>552007021>>552007021remember to recycle this anons thread after this one diesill make fresh bread after
>>552022705I love how 180cm girls are always considered to be "monsters" or "giants" in japanese games
>>552023534>ryan postignored
>>552010686Here you go bwosMambo got Zenkai boost
>>552023534>recyclingThe fuck is this, california?More /uma/ threadsI want as many /uma/ threads as there are parking lots
>>552021853>>552021990>>552023378>Groundwork is useless>Groundwork is key>Focus/Concentration is dumb>You need concentrationt- thanks...
>>552023674>as many /uma/ threads as there are parking lotsSo none at all?
>>552023853recycling is for commie freaks bwo
>>552023656dont say that...
>>552023853What're you on about?Cali has some of the biggest parking lots out there
>>552023670sonofabitch i was just working on that list too kek
>>552023847I never have enough points to get skills I want, let alone "mandatory" meme skills like groundwork or concentration
YOU SAID OGURI WAS SAFEWAHT THE FUCK
I'm fat and brown and I love Teio!
>>552023670>spoiler what does that mean
>>552024118>he fell for it
>>552024118its okayoguri does not know what sex is
>>552023443>not even sure what that isThat's how we call it in my country It's flaky like a croissant but less sweet
>>552024118It's ok oguri cuck just wants to watch you get it on with belno
>>552023847That's the thing anon, there is no correct answer, anything could work and we only have a general idea of things since half-aniv patch droppedYour Suzuka is fine though, you can improve a thing here or there obviously but I wouldn't worry that much.
>>552024118I am sure, but all these top umas want to get with their trainer.
>>552024328>belnoWho?Sounds like a made-up uma
>>552024303>tiny>wild>and dirty>vs big>round>and soft
>>552024030osoi>>552024139Mambo absorbed multiple A+ tier players into their club, making them stronger
>>552023847Only thing people agree on is disagreeing
>>552021681>>552023847The reason we tell you to get wit is because you have to succeed wit checks otherwise someone else will eventually overtake you.Right is an improvement over left.
How come I don't see the guaranteed Productive Plan hint from winning Asahi Hai on Maruzensky; on Gametora?
>>552023670>>552024030post the list of all ex-clover anons
>>552024887>Doxx your fellow comradeshmmm, nyo
>image limitughlet's just go to Dober thread
>>552025229no thank you
>>552023670So the Rice trainer they kicked was an Ex-Clover?Now I feel bad
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>>552025391Post it for real, pussyEven freed up an image slot for you
>>552025485>actually get image postfigured itd be teio cringe or something
>>552025485Nobody can complain given that a BUSH was expected and a JUNGLE was posted.
>>552025485Can’t spell Pokke without p
>Lose all public lobby matches.>Put in two debuffers.>Start winning.UHHH
Opera but pregnant and needy
I give up. Made a suzu runway that doesn't have med s and a pace Oguri with pump. Oh, and a B+ Rudulf with dom. Wish me luck.
>>552025724>Try to outspeed tryhards that have borderline stam builds and zero gold recs>Lose>Force them to gas out>Start winningreally gets the nogging jogging
What are you neighers doing move threads
hmmm... nyo.
link it next time then fucko>>551847310>>551847310>>551847310
>>552024303Imagine a threesome with these two
What parents should I use for golshi this CM? >why are you using herI spun the wheel and got golshi as my third runner, pls understand
Not until a new thread is madeYou niggers can't countRecycling always fucks up the thread count
>>552026286the nubmer means nothing you disugsting boomer so fuck off and use the last thread incel
>>552026186WIT CHECK!
>>552025724>>552025930>anon's nig start dying from debuffs/other nigs>swaps to normal fronts>I'm the only one with a nig now>I sweep everyoneEz.
>>552024226All umas are more animals than humans, they know by instinct how to mate
>muh numbernumbers belong to katawa shoujo type shit
Make the thread yourself retards
>buzzwordsEmbarrassing
>caring about numberstrannies the lot of you
Brownies tourists hours
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD
nyo
numbers gamenumbers general
NO ONE WILL EVER NEVER AGAIN MAKE A THREADITS OVERLET IT GO
uh oh incel melt downs
USE THE DOBER THREAD
I'll post Doto lactating in the recycled thread if you anons go there.
/uma/ has fallen
>>552026735you'd better or I'm moving back here
NYOOOOOOOO I WANT A NEW THREAD NOW
Baking a Ryan thread after cd is done. Either use the Dober or a Ryan thread
/uma/ has risen like our lord and savior mohammed
no one is here anymore, now i can reveal my deepest secreti love bokumanko
yada i want a fresh bread
you will eat your stale bread and you will be happy
IM NOT USING USED GOODS BREAD
you will use Dober thread and you will be happy
You're all a bunch of retards.t. Symboli Rudolf
>>552027354luna WOULD say this