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Hey! 2026 will be the best year for Total War, yet!
>>552051192I’m not that excited for company of heroes (space) honestly.
Anyone tried the Legion of Greed mod faction? It any good?>suddenly realise how may good slaanesh unit mods there are but they're all broken because of the DLCfuck
Neferata's bats soon, mortals!
reminder
As I was saying last thread, tips on improving this army? Seems like people want 2 more doom knights instead of the horrors. Is replacing all the chosen with pinks a viable strategy?
>>552051398SEX
>>552051529you completely ignored my suggestion which was the best one, whatever. It’s like nobody actually understands how to get 200% spell intensity with kairos, since none of the suggestions besides mine even referenced it
>>552051529>RoRs
>>552051398Why would a lizard have breasts?
>teleport back to donut as Teclis>donut cleaned up fast because HE autoresolve OP with the AI HE's raping shit as well>need to go back to southlands for short victoryseriously? the nearest sea lane is the one west to mazdamundi right?
>>552051892So human men can motorboat them
>>552051529Bro if you can filed that army you have already won. Just put whatever units you like and have fun. AI cannot produce doomstacks to beat that anyways. The only thing that would give this army a hard time is Chaos Dwarf lategame bombardment bullshit. And only sing entities and chariots can counter that bullshit.
for ze lady
>>552051437cats and tiara, not bats and stupid hat>>552051451sacrifices? as in his hair?
Sorry for being late, friends.Thanquol soon, friends!
rat sex
>>552052059his happiness
>>552052059no, his heir.
>>552052042Morathi is hotter
Jadis also known as Empress of the Lone Islands also known as Queen of Narnia also known as Rightful ruler of Charn also known as White Witch DLC when?
>>552052042This but she has a hidden womb tattoo
Is Legend still raging about religion on his stream or has he simmered down?
The Counts will rise again
>>552052253After Bretonnia rework
>Want to play HElves>Mods not letting me play campaign >Try finding incompatibilities>Not working>Disable all mods>Game now crashes on bootWtf!
>>552052236wrong https://files.catbox.moe/pjjb8n.png
what's a retard first time LL with all the bad factions?
>>552051772If one wanted to just go 200% spell intensity there wouldnt be a point to even having most of the army, they'd be actively harmful since AI avoids too strong armies. You want as few heroes as needed to hit 200% spell intensity and nothing more. Having all this extra would be just useless extra upkeep. He obviously wants to use rest of his army as well. You can argue "B-b-but its more powerful" and you'd be correct, but it'd be far less fun and isnt fun the point of playing?
>>552052208heir of carthage?
>>552052253These movies are cooler than Slophammer desu
>>552052408the modmanager can check mods for incompabilities, missing files and other errors
>>552052434sorry, but no
>>552052442bad factions?
Volound melties on stream/vids: 0Legend melties on stream/vids: many
>>552052253she looks like she fucks those minotaurs
>>552052673you know, the ones that aren't that good as opposed to outright chaos and undead
>minotaurs
>>552052489He doesn’t have a single spell-boosting hero in his army. It’s like he completely ignored the skill at the end of the tech tree. The fact that nobody called that out except for me shows that there’s a lot of inexperience around here. I told him to get 4 heroes, which is the minimum required to reach 200% spell intensity. You are not compromising the army at all to do this, just loose a few pinks and chosen. do better, /twg/, I’m disappointed. Kairos is clearly beyond your comprehension
>>552052371Bring back the upgrade for free Skeleton and Zombie upkeep
>>552052253Jadis would have Teclis spellcasting but also be good at melee and her army would be a bunch of evil races in one big kitchensink pile
>>552052489I'm pretty sure that(army) anon is trolling.
>>552052830Volound also rekt Legend in the "Is TW Warhammer good" debate on the stream with Apollo, the only response Legend stans could come up with is "Volound was an asshole" with 0 refutation of his points that the battles were shit and didn't change much at all from WH1 to WH3
>>552052042bet
>>552051896Nippon's strongest unit will be the Oni monstrous infantry
>>552053130how did things go this wrong in your life
>>552052253>Ostankya but hotterWhat could have been...
>>552053256they will be just reskinned trolls AGAIN, reskinned ogres if we're lucky
>>552051398giwtwm
>>552053385You say this as if we'd ever get Nippon
>>552053272For pointing out the objective reality of Volound being right about the state of Total War?
>>552053256>martialcuckWould get erased from reality with a lazy wag of a single tail.
>>552053525right. i went to narnia for a second there
nippon will be insect people. trust the plan.
>>552051042>jobs to Liam Neeson Lion whos a cool allegory for Jesus
Okay I did some testing and the 2 extra doom knights performed a lot better than the pinks, it's really powerful just being able to shutdown enemy ranged like that.>>552051772Sorry anon but I don't like doomstacks that focus on gimmicks. I understand it's more powerful theoretically but I'm more interested in a somewhat balanced army.>>552051773They're better than regular units.>>552052008I imagine bretonnia with a lot of pegasus and hippogryph knights could beat this army pretty easily.
the cultists also have the chaos warshrine of tzeentch as a mount which further boosts spell intensity. you need at least one cultist in the army, his absence is glaring
>>552052830volound is just giant melty
>>552053735>bretonnia with a lot of pegasus and hippogryph knights could beat this army pretty easily.Do you not see all those chosen halberds? Are you ok?
>>552051398>deletedCatbox it.
>>552053623for dedicating your pathetic existance to be a wiki about the intricacies of the lives of some retarded lolcows
>>552053735it’s not a fucking doomstack it’s just adding like 2 heroes to your army to fucking double your damage output, you’re already running a doomstack anyway with chosen and doom knights. Just admit you didn’t know how to play kairos and now you’re stubbornly refusing the best advice because you don’t want to admit I’m right
>>552052408You must verify the integrity of the blessed machine spirits
>>552053957https://litter.catbox.moe/yvi9zfw5josln8uq.png
>>552053891>Plays on Legendary diff>Deliberately makes the campaign easy by doing shit like thisWhy not play on normal then? What does he think he is proving here?
>>552052325qrd?
>>552053708She still nuked her home world out of spite and would have gotten away with taking over Narnia if it wasn't for Lion Jesus literal deus ex machina
>>552053891true romans defend every last ditch of Roman clay and immediately start expanding the borders instead of shrinking them. Legend knows it’s better to do this, but he doesn’t want to do 50 defensive siege battles in order to actually hold all that land.
Will the retards that worship the balding faggot stop spamming about him when he fucks off from TW like he said he would after New Year?
>>552053932chosen halberds can't fly thobiet>>552054014>it’s not a fucking doomstack it’s just adding like 2 heroesyou said 2 of each cultist and horror, that's 4 extra heros, how far down the skill line is the intensity skill anyways
>He thinks l*gend will actually quitlmao
>ummm how can I make my army better >NOOOO I DONT WANT A DOOMSTACK IM JUST HAVING FUN NOOOOyou literally asked me to min max for you and you didn’t like the answer. You know what? Fuck you, I’m glad you’re a shitter, you don’t deserve my advice
>>552054385https://youtu.be/tU48ouWNr8E?si=8dZMByLxv3wqmv-lI doubt it
>>552053130I seen that stream. It was less that he was an asshole, but that he was autistic and didn't understand why some people like different aspects. Sure, he points out flaws or things he doesn't like, but I can do that too, like for example, he bitches about battles, I can bitch about hotseat mode not being present.
>>552054496>fell for it again
>>552054385people tend to forget their favorite clowns 2 weeks after they're gone. but don't worry, another clown will take his place
>>552054480>>552054586I hope you’re pretending to be retarded, because if this is the first fucking time you’re actually looking at kairo’s skill tree, I don’t know what to say. This is shit you’re supposed to look at on turn fucking 1 and plan ahead. What kind of person doesn’t look through their LL’s skill tree at the start of the campaign? It’s his final skill, you didn’t even check his best stuff? I’m being pranked, you can’t be this dumb
>>552054496Least autistic anon on /twg/
>>552054806>another clown will take his placeSome fags here are already forcing that Romanian guy Costin
>>552054302>She still nuked her home worldthat's self own
Assorted Nippon Ideas:Samurai Infantry and HorsemenSamurai with Greatweapons (those really huge katanas that were used to fight spears and horsemen. Idk what they were called)Kitsune SEM (fast, support spellcaster like the Coatl)Lore of Yokai/Lore of Kami magicAssorted popular Yokai as swarms or SEMLimited amounts of gunpowder in the roster, but still presentNinja flankers with Stalk: Melee and Ranged variantsLL Kitsune taking human form. Buffs Yokai.LL Shogun. Buffs human infantry.
>>552054945i'm too racist to allow that to happen. at least pick mercythemad or radiantass if you like boobs
>>552053891Don't play on legendary (unless you can/want to) and protect as much as you can, and only abandon as needed, roleplay. Don't do legend autism.
>>552055049
>>552055049>new faction in wardone3
The most fun part about the Western Roman Empire is putting out all of those fires and finally stabilising your behemoth of a nation.Don't take that experience away from yourself.
>>552053932>>552054480Okay nevermind, my doomknights held off all the flying fuckers for the changebringers to annihilate, and kairos deleted all the grail knights stacked on the chosen
>>552051451What have I become.....my sweetest friend...
>>552055463Everything I own gets bogged in the end
>>552054496>>552054586>Mindbroken by tzeentchian trickeryyou hate to see it>>552054894I don't really care about LL skills that don't buff units tbqhwy
>>552055570>im only pretending to be retarded keep coping retard. post more of your shit campaign so I can laugh at you. you’re probably on normal anyway so you don’t need advice
>>552055307Legend is a joyless autist who can't help himself but to do retarded cheeses for efficency such as running around for an hour with his general to waste ammo for enemy army.I beat campaigns on very hard and legendary without cheesing. It's completely doable. If that guy wasn't charismatic he wouldn't have a fanbase since his gameplay is boring dogshit, it's not intelligent or tactical to cheese the AI it's just abusing the game.
>>552055557just...
>SaylDo I just spam horsemen?
>>552055714>post more of your shit campaign so I can laugh at youThe real joke here is that I was never in any campaigns to begin with, I was simply testing out good armies in skirmish and you started seething impotently that you didn't even notice
>>552055718Every time I remember he hates playing Kairos because his default option for every engagement is to cheese with spells until he gets bored of the campaign I remind myself to disregard every one of his opinions
>>552055557>>552055814Did that fag every surface anywhere to confirm if he's still alivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QAVquq9bNs
>>552055937I would recommend oarsmen for Sayl.
>>552056005It’s irrelevant. You wanted advice to improve your composition, you got it, didn’t like the advice, and now you’re pretending to be retarded. At least now if you actually start a campaign you’ll know how to play it, not that you’d be grateful enough to thank me anyway. That was the point of your posts, I assume, unless you wanted to pretend like this was all your master scheme. Embarrassing really
Is Legend actually gonna donate the money from the charity streams to charity or is he scamming the gullible chuds in his audience one last time?
>>552055718>charismatic I've been watching him on/off since early on and I can't remember the last time he wasn't either insufferable, deadpan, or whiny
Alright bros, I was happy with the tzeentch build, now it's time for khorne, what do we improve here>inb4 more wrathmongers
CA drones on damage control rw
I'm bored, sell me on these fags to try out a new campaign
>>552057059your tzeentch build is shit and you could never afford these in a multiplayer battle, so unless you’re planning to start a campaign, why should we waste our time giving you advice?
>>552057104Play Grim man and collect books
>>552057104markus wulfhart
>>552057042>since earlyDid he often have melties in the past or is this a WH3 era development?
>>552056963Idk how it works in the land down under but only actual retards steal the money from charity in america, you can just give it to charity then write it off in your taxes
I think this battle wrecked my campaingI won, but it killed my momentum.
>>552057358Epirusnon...
so i tried playing Volkmar and got absolutely raped by orks from the south. I was using mostly handgunners and Free Company Militia but I am just too bad to use these nits i think. I had no chance against the orks. Lost even battles that i could auto resolve into a close victory even though i tried multiple times.I killed the vampire counts to the east after the first few turns with relative ease. But I think that's because other than those Giant flying Bats most of their units were dogshit.Can you guys give me some tips on army composition and how i should fight the orks?
>>552054945c*stin himself is posting his shitty videos here. Give that faggot no quarter.
>>552057104Drycha would kill 1000 elves to save a blade of grass.
>>552057216dw champ, i know u aint go no advice outside of sissy spell spamming anyways, some real melee khornebros got me anyways
>>552052042would (swear fealty and oaths of service to)
>>552057342NTA, but did he actually link up with some charity for it in the way that the money from superchats goes directly to their account or did he just say it's a charity stream and that he'll donate to a charity later himself. If it's the latter then EZ scam.
>>552057104Tiktaq'to is good for flying units, and there's a unique fun to carpet bombing vampire counts when most of their units can't do shit to you.Khalida has always been my favorite TK, snakes are cool. Tk is way more fun in general since they made some changes to their building tiers, T3 scorpions are great.Morghur making every beastmen unit very resistant to ranged damage is great, and beastmen in general are fun although you have to fight most battles manually since their AR is still shit.Gorbad makes some really weird combos work with his mechanicThe rest exist
>>552057492Flaggelents + Empire cav. And you need a fire mage to give magical attacks to your units. Savage orks are no joke.
>>552055049give them spooky Umibozu water elementals, just to flex on the helfs and their shit ass low budget looking water elementals
Do you think the lady of the lake has fucked any knights
>>552057743I’ve done two khorne campaigns on the hardest settings and I could offer advice, but you don’t want it. go play on normal and use whatever you want
>>552057104I know Repansu is bad in bed, needs training.Granny Hellebron is good, but will gut you to rejuvenateWhat about Elsepth tho? Is she any good?
>>552057778Idk if this website is reliable but it's in his desc, I don't watch histfag games so idk if he said he'd donate superchats but his desc makes it seem like he wants people to donate directly
>>552057935she canonically fucked Louen
>>552057935She's into bestiality yes.
>>552057935Final test for becoming a Grail Knight is lasting 3 minutes inside The Fay. If you manage 5 you become a Grail Guardian.
Unit = okUnit (Frenzy) = op
>>552057935She prefers to steal children of those knights.
>>552058048i don't think there was any superchats in any of the streams.
>>552058125what if I'm a quick shot
>>552057910I hate that interpretation of the Umibozu actuallyWhere's the eldritch horror?A proper interpretation would be impossible to implement in a tabletop war game and thus Total War but I'd rather not have it at all than butcher the cool idea
You should play a Boris Ursus campaign.
>>552058218she can have all the children she wants from me. she has to bake them first doe
>>552058365Then Bladedancers get you for milking till death.
>>552058270>superchatsshut up, play the game
Man coomers are fucking cringe
For the past three threads, the same three trannies have been seething about LegendGET A LIFE
>>552057324His old videos were just long form campaigns, I don't remember how he handled the Rome 2 release debacle but him being a salty fuck is a relatively recent thing
Woman coomers are fucking based
What are Legend's best melties?
>>552058657Legend confirmed that he is an ally in his last stream.
Playing kairos, they fixed his spell issue yet before I change any of them? And if not, any mod fix?
>>552057910those fuckers are wackyone japanese fishing ship spots your navy and suddenly fifty giants are in the middle of your boats wrecking ass
>>552057910Was the Nip dlc for AOM any good?
>>552058839They fixed it in the beta branch, community bug fix mod might fix it
>>552058029you're just gonna say some gay shit like play skulltaker and spam bloodletters or play arbaal and spam chosen
>>552058832tho who?
>>552058787The Valkia campaign where he was yelling at his chat and banning people
>>552058960Play arbaal and spam bloodletters
how did tiny tims random 10 unit shitstack in the middle of the donut suddenly turn into an 18 stack threatening lothern one turn later?
>>552058839they already fixed it, you’re good to go. Some advice>send cultists to set up cults, build the cult building that gives a 10% chance of spreading to a new settlement and keep building that building, eventually you’ll have dozens of cults >use cultists to set up cults in regions you plan on attacking next, and then use the cult building that teleports kairos so that you can instantly move to the next front >build defensive cults in all your potential enemies so that you can teleport kairos to defend if necessary >conquer starting enemy, then teclis, then oxyotl
It's actually pretty wild that CA shipped with these modelsI wouldn't mind if this were a unit in Warhammer 1 or maybe even 2 but releasing when it did this is just awful
>>552057935I don't know but she does groom male brettonian children with a gift of magic into her harem boys
>>552059095Approves of dudettesaka trannies are heckin valid
>>552057935she only goes for the really chivalrous types but those guys are all too polite for anything more than maybe a chaste kiss on the hand if they're feeling really daring
Legend is the largest total war YouTuber. Since Warhammer 3 release he has become known for posting leaked content as well as being critical of CA. Legend hasn't been apart of the creator program for a very long time, but recently he suggested to his audience to review their steam review to see if it aligned with their opinion of the game. This coincided with a bug they introduced in a patch that was in leiu of a DLC that was delayed three times. This bug broke several factions across maybe 20% of the map. The review bombing tanked the steam overall review at a time when CA was ramping up marketing for the year long developed DLC. After getting a ton of heat he decided he was finished with total war starting in 2026. Since then he revealed leaked concept art for a cancelled DLC he leaked from a year ago, showing IMDB credits for the voice actor for a character he referenced but failed to mention by name. It seems he is pivoting to paradox games going forward.
>>552059289but why?
>>552059408Warcraft 3 reference.
>>552059408
>>552059636which AI?
>>552059679It was during the drama days of WH3 and some people were making fun of him in chat
>>552059442what does she do with girls?
>>552059636Thank you chatgpt. Very cool.
>>552059636>It seems he is pivoting to paradox games going forward>Cries about CAs DLC practices and shitty releases>Goes to Paradoxlmao whos going to tell him?
This better be a playable faction in Medieval 3
exalted plaguebearers or chosen halberds? which way nurglebros?
>>552059954Nazis werent a thing in Medieval times.
>>552060052The Hanseatic League was.
>>552060024>poo or the loo?
Will Legend commit suicide after the money dries up and his wife leaves him?Or will he return to us?
>>552060024first one, then the other
>>552058848the teleport is hilariousalso it can go on land and wreck shit, I always love RTS naval units that can go on land
>>552055049you forgot the most important unit type
>>552052253>Said the deplorable word>Kills everything except herselfWhat's the equivalent in Warhammer fantasy?
>>552059850She makes them into Prophetesses and sends them out into Brettonia to do her bidding
>>552060024chosen are cooler
>>552060024depends which lord, they buff different units
>>552059408Units are easily the weakest part of the latest DLCs. The only unit that has been somewhat interesting lately is Mangler Squigs. Everything else is units that the faction should have had at release or fucking monsters that CA has been shoving down everyone's throats lately. Alright, I'll give credit where credit is due, the new flying chariots and dwarf ships are pretty cool too.>>552059954>factionSince they are following the path of Crusader Kings, I would not be surprised if factions cease to be something unique and become just a set of traits in some menu like in CK3.
>>552060106>Water nazisSorry bro there wont be naval battles in Med3.
>>552060024Epidemius = Exalted PlaguebearersKu'gath = NurglingsFestus = Chosen (Great Weapons)Tamurkhan = TamurkhanGlottkin = [REDACTED]
>>552059636THE ABOMINABLE INTELLIGENCE MUST BE PURGED
>>552060242too OP for the setting
>>552055049>>552055237>Special Duelist Hero: Tommen de Kruz from Marienburg
>>552059954too asymmetrical for proper factionAt least total war style one
>>552058960obviously not since wrathmongers are the clear choice for Skulltaker, with bloodthirsters as an Air Force. Spamming bloodletters is skarbrand’s thing
>>552060242Me sucking ALL of their dicks
>>552057104Sayl is fun
>>552059785>>552059868>>552060429I copy pasted a reddit comment lol
>>552055049I liked an inversion of chorfs where your elites are your Yokai, and your T1/T2 and a bit of T3 are your humans. It's a society where Beastmen buckbroke humans. Frankly I like the idea more for Ind if not for the decrepit stain that Saars have made on that aesthetic entirely, but it can still work with Nippon in theory. >>552056176Kairos or Changeling for a co-op campaign in my future? Maybe with a cheat to make changeling be a bit more of a conventional game, but I am leaning the latter as it'd allow me to do some fun hijnks to my friend. But given he's a bit of a sore loser Like me! I can't really go "Haha you rolled snake eyes now I attack you". Kairos doesnt' seem like he has as vivid of a faction mechanic, it's just him as supreme spellcaster.
>>552060290So, turns them into grail sluts, got it.While keeping boys as forever young shota slaves.Truly, brettonia is being epsteined. By a female elf.
Is Vololund the Grand Wizard of Total War?
I just lost my first soldier in Xcom 2 Legendary after killing all the Chosen and having reached Plasma weapons. Why am I telling you guys? Idk, I usually campaign post but I'm a bit TW'd out after having played so much of it around Christmas
Legendoftotalatheism here
>>552060874Viper sex
>>552060638>While keeping boys as forever young shota slaves.trains them into gigachad wizard knights, actually
>>552060874Same. I have been playing Rogue Trader and bought Darktide from winter sale. I shant be touching Wh3 till CA bothers to fix the AI blobbing shit.
>>552060359>Since they are following the path of Crusader Kingsthey are?
>>552060634There's a mod to give changeling regular settlements, I don't really recommend it to play as changeling with because his tech tree is not at all made for it. It does help let kairos confed changeling tho. Kairos benefits more from the changing of ways mechanic than changeling does, I'd consider that more of his thing.I prefer Kairos personally, but for a co-op campaign changeling probably works better.
>>552060817>kkkThey are tankies, get it right your fucking ledditors.
Do different sources of life regen stack? For instance, if I cast Earth Blood and Apotheosis on the same unit will it heal extra fast because both are ticking at the same time?
>>552061148ye
How big you think will the Med 3 map be?
>>552061148ya
>>552060262>What's the equivalent in Warhammer fantasy?Everytime Malekith did something petty
>>552060906Today I am doing a disaster gnostic campaign, trying to get revenge against g*d for taking away my hair.
>>552061148yo
>>552060906>Christianity helped cause the fall of Rome because they stopped being warmongering barbarians after adopting itWOW KEKistanis, Legend is BASED and HITLERPILLED for not following the Jewish fairy Tale book!
>>552060262Stormcast seem like one of the worst ideas I've ever heard in fantasy yet theyre eternally glazed by the AoS crowdwhat gives
>bro just shut up and play the game>YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME
>>552061053Yes? One of the few things we know for sure about Medieval 3 is that they are making the world map gameplay and politics more complex.
19 Dread Maws could conquer FotS Japan.
>>552061263Not that big.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HASZE4EAfe0
Can I even get these if I confederated Eltharion? Are these the blue-bannered units his army had? How do I get more of them or is it only thru his own campaign mechanic i don't have access to?
>>552061263They said Attila size, so basically the game is a saga project
>>552061263
>>552061445oh, that's cool actually
>>552061382>yet theyre eternally glazed by the AoS crowdWhere?Where have you ever seen anyone talk about AoSI got into Warhammer around the same time Fantasy gave way into AoS and I've still never heard anyone talk about it
>>552061512>Can I even get these if I confederated Eltharion?Only the ones Eltharion AI already recruited. You cannot recruit more. They are not that great nowadays anyway
>>552061720AoS was very popular on the internet before the return of fantasy, now its not talked about as muchbut during that time stormcast outside of 4chin were treated as the coolest thing ever
Alright enough about Legend. Let's talk about Turinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c89NGOjoDrQ
>>552061661Would chinks like to play medieval China? I tought they hated that part of their history.
>>552061981NO! i would rather go to sleep
>>552061661Map? No, but factions? You can be sure of CA fucking you with that.
>>552061981>/twg/ will become a multiplayer focused general now that Legend is goneGrim
>>552061361I thought Legend would be a history autist that knew better given that he seems to 200% a subject like starting to look into Warhammer lore after picking up Total War WarhammerThe Western Roman Empire fell after centuries of economic decline, political instability, civil wars, demographic collapse, and military problems. Many of Rome’s worst crises happened before Christianity had any real power. In fact, the Eastern Roman Empire, which was more Christian, survived for another 1,000 years. Modern historians generally see the “Christianity caused the fall” argument as an outdated Enlightenment-era polemic, not serious history. It was already on life support by the time christians took the reigns.
I will end my year by playing Kislev.You will end your year by playing ???
>>552061961Anon none of what you said was true
>>552061361It helped because people started to in-fight on religious grounds, pagan vs christoid or christoid vs some heresy
>>552061661of course CA would do a Viking DLC after they Viking Age was over. I mean they did one for Attila which was 400 years before the Viking Age
>>552061015fuck no
>>552061512those are only through his unique campaign mechanics, if you didnt get them when you confederated him you can't ever get them, also if you are not eltharion you are also missing his campaign mechanics to buff them so the only ones that would be useful are the gryphon knights which he never recruits anyway.
Who are the top 3 most autistic and insufferable Total War youtubers and who are the most normal and comfy Total War youtubers?
>>552062205I barely watch total war youtube stuff desu.
Sisters I'm really worried about all the rhetoric I've been reading from the alleged Spawning Pool fraud Kroq-Gar committed...
>>552062289BASED! Never understood the snakefuckers
>>552062039after the aoe2 debacle i'm pretty sure the consensus is they're bored as shit of the only period anyone talks about being three kingdomsdont quote me on that though
>>552062205>getting mogged by your baby
>>552061015>>552062289They were sorceresses once....>>552062383>autisticVolound and Tariff, for sure, and I guess Legend.>comfyone's I like, no, not the ones you like, unless we both like them
>>552062383Volound, Legend and Milkandcummies (not autistic, but he's cringe and annoying)The normal comfy ones are Turin, HeirofCarthage, Lionheart
Not even 25k would make me join this war. Karl Franz is living up to his german heritage and fighting alone against half the world.
Speaking of Xcom and TW, I'm using this voice pack for my ranger who is using the Katana and is specced for melee. It's fucking hilarious.Also I'm surprised CA decided to record so many voice lines for him. I swear I haven't heard 80% of these lines in Shogun 2https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=657014838&searchtext=shogun+2
OG and true total war jewtuber will always be PrinceOfMacedonPure Macedonian genes, btw.
>>552061661Main Game>England>France>HRE>Venice>Poland>HungaryDLCs>Byzantine vs Turks>Spain vs Moors (Portugal FLC)>Lithuania(and Poland commenwealth) vs Rus>Champions of Genghis>Warriors of Timur>Mamluks vs Crusaders?>Sicily ve Milan
>>552062383Turin is legitimately the most normal TW youtuber. No chip on his shoulder, no community drama, no Glup Shitto obsessions, CA criticism is always specific rather than vague gripes, no sense of brand loyalty or brand spite. This is the hardest pill for your average twgtroon to swallow because MPGODS raped their ancient salamander bodypillow when they weren't looking, but it is objectively true.
>>552063169ThePrussianPrince is the guy I remember.
>>552063180>>Champions of Genghis
>>552063169Heir of Carthage buckbroke him
>>552063169*North Macedonian
What are the best faction mods for TW3?
>>552063417This can't be real! how could a Walmart engineer beat the heir of Alexander?!!!!
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>>552062724she looks like a happily married mother of 6
>>552063528Crab mod
>>552063581he sacrificed 50 babies to Baal Hammon
>>552063417Not Rome 1 tho. Not that PoM was not defeated in that game too several times.
>>552063169his channel is all a bunch of fornite clips with like 25 views now
>>552063169I think you meant MrSmartDonkeyLP, tourist
>>552063843His life, wiser than to attach yourself to some game series and try to turn that into a job.
do you get anything for killing these neutral pirate armies in the ocean? they seem pretty strong
>>552063286you glaze Turin’s dick better than chatgpt, and for free
If you recruit a unit and then queue up to demolish the building they are recruited from on the same turn, do you get them when the turn passes?
>>552063995it's a battle, you get exp, money and a chance for magic items. Unfortunately they also do not count for most "fight an army of x faction" quests due to pirates being their own separate faction.
>>552063995Lots of gold, I think they're more for stopping you from constantly running around at sea. It's way easier to avoid enemies at sea than on land. Pirates make a constant risk to avoid people using the sea as a safe escape.
>>552063169>PrinceOfMacedonyou mean the small time fortnite streamer?
>>552063180>England>France>HRE>Venice>Poland>Hungaryif those are the only playable factions at launch i will lose my marbles
>>552063843I actually checked out his Halloween haunted house tour stuff since I love Halloween. Guy is a bit autistic but I hop he's happy
>>552063286>CA criticism is always specific rather than vague gripesIf it's only MP related then I don't give a fuck.
>>552063995Lots of gold and random campaign buffs.
>>552064161no
my cavalry fucking dies because im bad at cycling them...
>>552063747>happilyshe's in pain...
>>552063817>Rome 1he never managed to move on from that game, did he?
Deep ones when?
>>552064409>not using melee cavngmi
>>552064491Total War: Delta Green when?
>>552064457I guess. I wonder what happened between him and CA. They couldn't handle his pure North Macedonian autism, maybe.
>>552064251Thats the reality anon. They cant sell units and heroes for DLC for Med3. So, to keep the game alive for bugfixes and patches, they will sell factions with full rosters. And there was not that many unique kingdoms between 1000 to 1500
I didn't watch the stream what exactly set Legend off this time and what did he say specifically?Were people bullying him again prior that got him into a bad mood
>>552064409Play beastmen or chaos dwarfs and use their respective half horse men to practice. They're somewhat better than most regular cav, and their factions aren't as micro heavy as brets.
>>552064660I for one look forward to raping brown pussy as spain in the new world expansion
It is hilarious to me that he is retiring from Total War just 2 months before the actual Lords of Shang Yang DLC is revealed.
>>552062383>who are the most normal and comfy Total War youtubers?WarpstoneTotalWarTheoryDameOffensiveReggieBrilliantStupidity
>>552064095Keep your AI sexchat fetishism to yourself, singlecel.
do you think character packs like the cathay one will actually add legendary heroes? i feel like the packs are going to really suck and just be a legendary lord and 2 units and MAYBE a generic lord or hero
>>552065089As long as they keep the price reasonable character packs are a great idea. Like Dwarfs doesnt need a dlc but bugman hero with beer cart unit would be fun.
>>552064660Well yeah, it's same as with Rome 2.
am I fucked
>>552061263>All that Russian steppeNOTHING happened there btw
>>552064937It doesn't matter, soon he will be bullied by /gsg/fags demanding him to do spicy dirleganger run on TNO.
>>552065537Get saurus'ed lmao
>>552065537Yes maybe if you had more magic
>>552062383Dinostan mogs them all when it comes to comfiness. The guy's literally unhataeble.
>>552065537>chaos can't protect you from thisWhy even worship the dark gods
>>552065674stinky fucking lizards
>>552065069playing video games doesn’t make you tough nerd
>>552065972You cant prove that
>>552065821Uhhhsex
>>552051451>I don't know if having to be frustrated by video game bugs from time to time is worth me having enough money at age 38 to never have to work again if I wanted tohe may have won the game of life, but he is a right cunt
>>552066104I knew a guy that saw it in a dream
>>552066274:O
If orcs love fighting so much why aren't they worshipping khorne?
>>552066456Gork and Mork is all the boyz need
>>552064660yeah i understand that but fucking six factions for base medieval 3 would be beyond dreadful
>>552051451He has a wife, two children and a ton of cash; only thing he sacrificed was his popularity on reddit.
>>552066456khorne is weaker than gork and mork
>>552066456Because Khorne is a pussy who got smacked by Khaine once. And since then he never got up from his chair to fight anyone.Mork(gork) and Gork(mork) on the other hand, fight eachother constantly.
lollmao
>>552066456gork iz best
>>552066816give up. you can’t win against such overwhelming chad aura
>>552066816Khorne would be so proud of him
>>552066892>gorkmork iz best ya git
>>552066519Depends on how detailed those factions are desu. Every kingdom must have its own unique mechanic. Wh3 set a standart.
>>552066816>fire resistance > 9000%you're cooked
>>552066816Heal that dragon you animal abuser.
>>552067174>spaniards get unique reconquista mechanics>no other factions ever get any benefits from revanchismunique faction mechanics make sense when you're dealing with the human kingdom vs the elf kingdom but in a historical it seems a lot less reasonablei would much rather have a bunch of different systems that every faction can interact with in some way with each new dlc adding a new system
>>552067769>no faction gets anything unique>expect spain, since no one expects the spanish inquisitionImagine
Which new/updated ll is the strongest? Who do I play if I want to win
>>552066670>And since then he never got up from his chair to fight anyone.Khorne is Volound?
>>552067341NuHe suck
>>552068310I think it's still not possible to lose as the Changeling
>>552067769Stuff like family trees and relation with pope/crusades will be universal. But why would England has a reconquista mechanic? >England gets the chevauchée>France gets some unique peasant feudalism mechanic>HRE will be basically detailed Franzetc.
>>552067174>Every kingdom must have its own unique mechanic.don't do stupid shit like thatWorks for WH, not historicals. If you add mechanics then add them to all factions, outside of maybe very specific stuff.
when an elven mage want to do fire magic she gets a dragonwhen I want to do fire magic I get called an arsonist and thrown in prison
>>552068310Malakai has 40+ faction bonuses and can just summon a t5 unit from the start of the game
>>552068749Its because you are an ugly fat human male. Try being a hot elf female first.
>>552068453>But why would England has a reconquista mechanic?if a faction loses a bunch of territory it should get to do revanchism about it regardless of whether or not they happen to be spanish (not to mention that a primary motivator for a lot of the conflicts in the reconquista was just about wanting to go rob the neighbors)
>>552068894thunderbarges suck now thonerfed to the ground
>>552068954but I am an elf female (male)
>>552068894bulgaria was a mistake
>>552068310You can just melee spam with Skulltaker to pretty easily win.
>>552069209everyone says this but I remember fighting some really tough battles and barely inching out victories, but maybe that’s because everyone’s playing on normal.
I've been eating too much Christmas desert so to balance it out I just ate some Breakfast Sausages with Old Bay seasoningLL for this feel?
>>552069385Greasus, Skrag or Grom
>>552069385ogre kingdoms
>>552069019But isnt reconquista is about taking back your core territory? If you manage to lose London as England its basically game over already.And unique faction mechanics needs to be evolving. Like as Spain you took back Iberia. reconquista mechanic needs to be replaced with Inquision and then exploration.Idk i'm not being paid to think hard on this shit. All i know is, you cant go back in terms of gameplay mechanics. Med3 will be all knight on spearmen action anyways we need something more to keep faction identites diverse.
>>552069385>christmas desertany badlands brawl factionSkarbrand is the most festive of them though
>>552069047what did they do to the thunderbarge
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KV9QMDwXrvM>Rome 2 lmao
>>552070502>cav getting stuck in infantry Gonna get massacred. Truly, total war games need more accurate cav mechanics.
Morathi gets fucked
>>552061382They're okay in concept and lore: Warhammer fantasy Angels. But bad in execution: Fantasy Space Marines, Sadsack whiners about dying despite having easy resurrections, while normal humans are usually happier despite having permadeath and get consumed by Nagash/Chaos
I cannot wait to use the tunneling mechanic that allows me to traverse mountainous terrain and saves me time when mov..
>>552070815not>Morathi gets penetratedcmon bro it was so easy.
Do you think the Nazi's would have won WW2 if they had plague catapults?
>>552070502I hope they make cavalry charges inflict friendly fire. I dont want to see cavalry sandwiches in Med3.
>>552070815>that armyI love Helves
>Morathi gets penetrated
>>552064937Didn't watch either, but according to last thread someone mentioning Trump going to Hell set him off lol
I'm a fat bastard, but all of my fat has gone straight to my stomach. Christmas also hasn't helped. I've got a comically large beer belly, but very little visible fat elsewhere in comparison. Might get the weight jab at some point.LL for this feel?
>>552071543fixed
>>552069982>But isnt reconquista is about taking back your core territory?well early on a lot of it was really just about wanting more land and to raid the neighborslater on it got more of a "we must build a spanish nation and push out the invaders" type revanchism vibe>If you manage to lose London as England its basically game over already.tell me why the spanish are the only faction that should get this theoretical "i must reclaim my lost territories" mechanic. why would the english NOT try to drum up support to reclaim london if they lost it somehow?
>>552065537>no spear>no rangedyou have a mage or something?
>>552071367they already had chemical weapons but didn't use them
>>552071625I've spent the last 2 weeks drinking every day and eating copous amounts of food. Isomehow lost 2kgsI don't get it. I always gain weight during Christmas
>>552071625obviously grom
>>552070502damn, I meant to post this video>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uT-R_43nmiE
>>552070815wtf even happened hereDid the AI send Morathi to run ahead of her army?
>>552071828poor horsies :(
>>552065537> a challenge?hehe
>>552071698Idk man if as England you somehow manage to lose 90% of your core cities to muslims for 400 years you should be able to access reconquista mechanic i suppose.
>>552065537BOK-BOK
>>552072184YesTwice
>>552072521>BOK-BOKhate...
So what are you guys expecting in the Wood Elf DLC that Richard Aldridge announced in their end of year video? I think it will be Araloth. Ariel will be turned into a proper legendary hero as well.
>>552065537Just retreat from the settlement. Chances are the lord will pursue and you'll have two armies against one, and then you can auto-resolve the garrison.
What will it take to make (you) actually fight siege battles?
>>552072820They will never add Araloth because is he Asuryan and they already gave his faction of Talsyn to Orion. Besides they hate spear users.
Do you think TWW40k models will be as cute as the DoW ones?
>>552073151>Remove the shitty parts of the walls you cant destroy>Fix the pathfinding>Fix the gate bug>Fix the ladder/gate pathfinding shitThats it.
>>552063417>0 kills on the elephantswhat a flex
>still no RATTED mods
>>552073151I fight them as factions where sieges are fun, like CathayWhat they need to do is make a prolonged siege an actually viable tactic. Starving the defenders out by just continuing the siege until they start taking attrition, I mean.
>>552073182No.
>>552072820>Naieth the Prophetess as legendary lord>Scarloc legendary hero and his unit as RoR>Meadow chariot unit from 8th edition.>Ashenhawks from End Times unit.>Naiads as unit.>Lore of Athel Loren magic added.>Ariel reworkThere will never be a playable Araloth because his mounts are chariot and forest dragon.
>>552063417>half of the army is peltasts and archerswtf
>>552073357>hype up elephants>they're a nothingburger, absolutely no impact on your campaign>for the next 2000 years people will still suck your dick over "muh elephants over the alps", completely ignoring the fact most of them died in the mountainsPEAK Carthage
very hard is too hard
Elephants are cool.
>>552059442Actually she grooms them into gigachad Magic knights that can materialize from any standing body of water in Bretonnia in order to attack the enemies of the Lady.Louen specifically interacted with one after another group of them saved his life and realized it was the grown-up version of his childhood friend.
>>552073648this is modded
>>552074536Thats lame. I like Dark Elves, Bretonnia and Kislev killing all male mages. And its poetry that male elf mage (Teclis) and male human mage(Mannfred) are the core reason for world blowing up.
>>552074340>renderer completely useless if you just open gaps in the line on purpose Zama was the elephant's humiliation ritual
>>552070815Just more holes to have fun with
Khorne is such a fun faction but they're way too easy which saddens me
>>552072184Yes, that always happens once she gets the Pegasus.Lore accurate btw
>>552076532why did they have to make the chibi look so breedable, it's just not right
>>552075206Actually it's Morathi being a worthless psychotic whore.
>>552075206>Bretonniaactually they're trained to be ze lady's black opslouen got to meet them like once
>You need to be careful guardsman, this fiend almost got the drop on you!>What are you staring at guardsman? Back to your post!
>>552077008
>>552075224it’s a tragedy that ancient peoples didnt learn how useless elephants were until after they had already driven a species to extinction
>>552077008armor doesn't look like that
>CA changed an entire DLC because I leaked it chuds>Trvst me
>>552077008>dogshit proportions (particularly the left hand)Expected a little better from JSN.
can anyone give me a rundown on N'kari and what troops are good? Feels like I am choosing between 10 different kinds of>fast>charge>no armor>high damage>flanking
>>552077483Be mobile as N'Kari, nothing stops him and just keep him on the move, move him to top priority targets/needs help. Troops just normal hammer anvil. Maraudermanii and forsakenmanii (which everyone sleeps on, every noob cries no armour early game but then never use forsakenmanii). Sprinkle some other fast shit like daemonettes/cav to taste to flank/surround. I'm glad he's still fun and good, unlike Masque which is generic overtuned garbage.
>>552076470I tried playing Skarbrand but the greenskins you start at war with fucked me up and by the time I managed to get rid of them some ogres from the north came and finished me off completely
I wanted to try to manual win this siege battle but it isn't fun. this sucks
>>552078324skissue
>>552078274>him>him>him>heThe pronouns are they/them, chud.
>>552078594kys worthless post retard
What's the best factions to try these cheevos?
damn chuddy took that bait like a starved animal
>>552078324It’s always morally correct to autoresolve sieges
Punish the naughty Xenos!
Sire, the wood elves are here
>>552078324>>552079095You could just play TW game where the sieges arent ass tho
>>552079336Tell them to stop looking at me like that
>>552079336zend in ze squires! zey shall distract zem long enough for our brave knights to flank around!
>>552079057LouenGrimgorLokhirSettraWait for NeferataTaurox or MalagorIkitNoctilusSisters of Twilight or OrionSayl
For Ze/Zer Lady!
>>552079336They're so fucking low res.Compare that shit to Kislev or Cathay.The WH1 Texture Project mod is a must.
>>552080210too bad it doubles the load times
>>552079057Are you asking for the easiest ones? That would be:LouenWurrzagMorathiArkhanVladTauroxIkitCylostraOrionTrogg
Qrd on the legend meltie too lazy to watch stream
>>552080878Fuck off. You fucks destroyed half of the last thread with your garbage.
Mentioning e-celebs should be a bannable offense
>>552080993>>552081073shut up
Posting cute sisters until we get their announcement
>I felt like a slave since I couldn't talk about religion or politics with my Warhammer-watching audience.
>>552081262BUILT for guro
>>552081262do you have any with a flat chest?
>>552081351Who said that
>>552081073The website would improve massively, so, the mods would be surely against it.
>>552081351TRVKE, Slophammer fans dont have the IQ to discuss real world politics or religion
>>552081262built for hand holding!
>>552081360Yes BUT NOT FOR HER
>>552081470Legend when people told him to stop sperging and play the game
>>552078274nkari and masque play virtually identically
>>552080878he had another one?
>javelins just throw 1 javelin and then stand there instead of using their ammo or advancing>chameleons just shoot or move, never both, despite what they're supposed to dothink i'm too retarded for this game
>>552081435Wouldn't call her flat... but very athletic
>>552081557>stop sperging>*spergs more*A classic
>>552079532by ze lady i can't watch
>>552081360yes please
>>552081351Doesn't he have any actual friends he can talk about that with and not his audience who are mostly there for gamepla and shitposting? The questionn he sperged at was a shitpost.
>>552081579thanks for the falsity, chatgpt
>>552081710flat enough to suit my needs
>>552055049Nippon Campaign/Faction mechanic idea:Certain Provinces have a notable Kami associated with them. Kami are spirits of the land that can either be appeased through buildings, hero actions, quests, etc, or subjugated.If the Kami of the province is appeased, it provides buffs to the province that raise public order, make buildings produce more, add additional Yokai units to city garrisons, etc.Subjugating the Kami will reduce public order, but will provide you with army buffs like magic items, special unit banners, traits, free Yokai units, etc.
>>552055049>>552055237nodachi samurai on spirit wolf mounts
>SoBtranny gets driven out of copeg>now they avatarfagspam here insteadTiresome.
>>552081581Yeah he was seething about religion and apparently USA before that and just saying regurgitated reddit takesNothing smart was said
>>552060359I really expect dynasty to take more importance than faction, but paradoxically to resemble more legendary lords than the 'dynasts' in dynasty Pharaoh since you had more unit variance there. But in M3 for most factions I'd expect some general similarity, save for areas with major deviation between the dynasts.IE Plantagenet and Blois/Normandy will play the same, but the "dynasties" of Swabia, Bohemia, Saxony, Austria, Hamburg, would have different units on top of a shared HRE core. Or similarly that the Northern Italian city states would be like Hittites or Egypt where there's a common core of shared units and then exclusive Venetian/Genovese/ect shit>>552060359What strikes me is how half assed the visuals are. The Bulgarians did really great looking shit in Pharaoh, but the gigachad helf guys, the druchii units, the bearling guys, all look like basic bitch modding.
Have crashing issues vastly increased for anyone else?
>>552082139>I created an anonymous boogieman in my head to be angry at
>>552055049Ogre bulls (Kanabo)
>>552078594No it's not. Please don't misgender him cishit scum
>>552082567Please masturbate before posting, insecurecoomer anon.
>>552082631>accuses someone of being a thread personality>spams the same stupid ass thing every threadgrow some self awareness
>>552061661Nah. They said attila. It'll go to either Basra/the Persian gulf but just Western Iran (Rome 1 map) or to the Hind-Kush but not past it (Attila/R2). Southwards and R2/Attila went down to Ethiopia and Yemen. Frankly I think it's easy to expand just a little bit more and get to West Africa so you can have the guys Morocco fucked with (Mali/Songhay/Ghana whatever was the one active at the time). Them and Ethiopia/Makuria get placeholder stuff until an African DLC (not big bucks since they know it won't sell greatly) You could then have a DLC with either South Asia and Southeast Asia then one of the Far East to Central Asia (Central Asia in the West included a'la R2 in base game), or you have an entire pan Asia Warhammer 2 style thing.>>552077483I never played Slaanesh but I always figure that daemonettes are infantry-cavalry. So every time you see anti-large guys? You don't just sic em on them, you can presumably leave them in there a bit longer than cavalry/monsters who get mulched if the charge doesn't break.
>>552082292I don't understand how people can watch him when he's constantly seething about everything
>>552082549yeah I was having crashing issues until I upgraded my PC... not sure what resolved it
>>552077483>Chaos warriors/forsakensuper anvil>Daemonettessuperb hammer>fiendsfuck up armored units>chariotsfuck up low mass things>that one anti-large marauder cavalrysnipes lords or enemy cav on a countercharge but make something else tank first>javelin marauders cavHit enemies from the flank, harass flying units or trick the AI into chasing them to split their forces>chaos knightschaos knights>furieslol>dlc elveslmao>soulgrinder/keeper Keep within the anvil and use them to sniper singe entities if needed.I think that's all of them.
>>552083217>They said attila. It'll go to either Basra/the Persian gulf but just Western Iran (Rome 1 map) or to the Hind-Kush but not past itRememer that size doesn't equal span of the word. They may just add more regions in Europe or whatever
>>552083296I could say the same about Volound
>>55208258919 shugoki doomstack
>Just had a big bowl of leftover cheese tortellini with sweet italian sausage No voice in our ears but the Maw
>>552081351So he was afraid because of warhammer fags having religious people and chuds in it he would lose shekels if he seethed about religion and politics?So he started to sperg about it now that he is quitting anyway?
>>552083296Idk, he wasn't always like this. The whining, foul mood etc. were a development of recent years afaik, maybe someone watched him more than me and can say otherwise, since I tuned in on and off again for years
>>552066529Yet he's constantly depressed 24/7
>>552083771He has always been like this but it has gotten worse
convince me to try arbaal, or wulfhart, or maybe grom
>>552083785>I have everything but I'm sad because I couldn't sperg out about politics to strangers on the internetkwab, truly
>>552083951>GromYou get the play with the best units in the game
>>552083951>wulfhartmarkus wulfhart
>>552083397I figure they mean span rather than size. Attila in province size is paltry and out of date by 2010, let alone 3 kingdoms or Pharaoh. I believe the answer was even in response to someone asking about India? For reference Rome 2 was around 175 regions and Dynasties is around 270-350. So I really don't expect we're going back to R2/Attila number of regions. "We could to reduce sieges" might be proposed but I'd sooner just see the continued minor battles are open field battles.What mite b cool is if the whole 'you can build ports an shit' becomes 'you can build castles which force a siege. Otherwise if an army is in a region and there's no walled city or castle in the region the region temporarily belongs to them'. So you lose access to that ironmine or that farm until you evict the enemy stack.>>552083573MEATMEATMEAT
>>552079336>>552080210The wardancer mod is mandatory (and canon!)
>>552084071Markus, Wulfhart.
>>552083951
>>552084197
>>552084197>Enjoy 8 years of elf sexo>Get to enjoy it for another 8 yearsFeels good to have a healthy libido
>>552083573>had two pizzas today and yesterday>stool so hard there was a little bloodyeah im not doing that again
>>552083951Everyone should finish a wulfhart campaign to appreciate the good campaigns more
I'm enjoying thinking about Nippon so what factions could we see in Warhammer 4 if Total War 40k flops/does so monstrously well that CA would be able to afford to work on 3 games at once?>dogs of war>nippon>ind>khuresh>???
>>552084510Dogs Of War maybe. The others are far fetched because GW would have to make an entire army book for CA again.
>>552081351Bro he said in a recent stream he doesn't go out and doesn't have much irl friends. Guy more or less just has his wife and child and plays vidya most of the time.His wife probably doesn't give a shit about the subject, as most women don't so he felt like he needed to sperg to his audience since he has no one else.I can't call the dude a loser, he did reproduce and is rich, but damn in other departments he's sad and it's vissible he's depressed and frustrated and admited to it himself in the quitting announcement video.
>>552083818his hairline has gotten worse
>>552084680>is wife probably doesn't give a shitWRONGhttps://www.youtube.com/@legendsofvalheimMissus Legend is a huge gaymer
>>552084923I said about politics/religion
>>552084673Well an anonymous poster told me that Khuresh was in the works at GW so it must be true
>>552085157trust the plan
>>552084808He needs an intervention.
>>552084680>>552084923How about you fucks go talk about this on a trannycord instead of shitting up the thread?
Pick 2 e-celebs to send to the gas chambers along with their fanbase that posts about them here!
>>552086068i don't know any e-celebs by name except for legend and only because people are talking about him right nowi simply do not give a shit about streamers
>>552086068Legend and SoitekVolound's mental illness is at least funny to watch
>>552086257>Volound's mental illness is at least funny to watchThat's true he is a unintentionally a funny guy
I enjoy some content creators but getting involved emotionally in their lives/drama is fucking bizarre
>>552086257>The face of TOTAL WAR for the next few yearsI am proud of my little fella
>>552086437A lot of us here have been watching legend for almost a decade so his retirement is obviously gonna draw comments
>>552086623yikes
I hope Vampire Coast get ported to Tabletop so I can own a full scale Necrofex Colossus modelThis thing makes my dick hard
>>552086068Soitek and any Vtumor
Vlad will serve NagashMannfred will serve NagashWhat about Isabella and Noctilus?
>>552086068Soitek and gay book of cuckges
>>552086068Legend and Sotek obviously.
>no starting hero:(
I wanna play alpha legion, I think they are cool :)
>>552088582he gets loads of em
Considering all the fanfare i heard about shogun 2, the battle are so fast you cant even enjoy it
>>552088582I think that you can start with one if you declare war on the Vampire Coast. It has been a couple of years but make sure to check the conditions for his special heroes.
>>552088757Shogun 2 is crazy in that everything just dies immediately. Half of each unit will die from a mutual charge before they even start sustained melee, a single volley from basic archers will kill a fifth of an entire unit with laser accuracy.
>>552088582>He fell for the wulfhart memeOhnononon We were just kidding bro. Aren't his buildings still bugged too?
>>552088757Shogun 2 has a fantastic campaign but in my worthless nigger opinion, Rome 1 and Napoleon have the best battles
When are they fixing that kairos bug
>>552088582Wulfhart is strictly for chads.
>>552089318Only meme is you thinking he's a meme. He's only for those who actually play the game; you needn't apply.t. finished his campaign twice early this year.Would love for another LL to have a similar mechanic to his (reinforcements, you need to use what you're given).
>>552089318I thought it was elspeth’s buildings that were bugged>>552089451It’s already fixed in the beta patch, you have to manually install it
>>552086068>Pick 2 e-celebs to send to the gas chambers>along with their fanbaseWhatever my 2 favorites e-celebs are
IG Micro is going to be a nightmare. Like microing Skaven..
>>552051042Are ya winning son?
I used to think to myself "I just need to get the empire DLC to fill the holes in their roster and then they'll be fun" but then I realized that wouldn't fix their dogshit campaigns
>>552090254Yeah, Skaven is so hard to play...
>>552090254theres nothing micro intensive about lining your dudes up and watching your artillery pound people like its an 80s yaoi hentai
>>552090374They are if you don't use Skryre crutches.
>>552090648>he's seriousR*tnogs really are braindead.
>>552088582>no starting heroAnd none of the heroes you get are particularly good
you niggers actually live here? LMAO
I've decided that Teclis is still very boring.How's the Sealord?
>>552091352No, they don't "live" there.
>>552088757it's way better than every unit taking 5 minutes to die as the rout and unrout multiple times tbqh
>>552090319Play more Chaos factions, anon. Come on! They are fun!
>>552092190All chaos factions are samey and they're not fun
>>552089435how does the cavalry feel in rome 1? is ass like 2?
>>552092190They're literally not. All of them have complete anti-fun mechanics even if they're kino on the battlefield.
>>552092296>biggest roster by far, most diverse unit and LL choice>uh...samey btw t. retard twg.....
>>552092190I enjoy Slaanesh and KhorneDespise TzeenchHaven't really tried Nurgle yetDon't own WoCDon't own NorscaDon't own ChorfsOwn Taurox but not the other Beastmen, havent really tried him yet
>>552092327Rome 1 has the strongest cavalry in the series, only Attila and Med 2 can compete.Honorable mention to 3K but 3K cav is super expensive to compensate.
>>552092446nah, hes right
>>552092446>biggest roster>look inside>4 recolours minimum for every unit
>>5520924461 OP unit overshadowing dozens of obsolete units with no special mechanics isn't "diverse"
just spent 10 minutes doing an autistic formation and maneuvering it forward and then my fucking gpu crashed
>>552092359>>552092296You are stupid haters. The chaos gods will punish you!! Faah kayos!!!>>552092450You should try Tamurkhan! He is one of the most fun you can have. He even comes with chaos dwarfs u its without the need for dawi dlc.He is super fun.Why the tzeentch hate? I loved Kairos lots and blue scribes are funneh.
>>552092748i started a tamurkhan campaign and quit on like turn 4 after looking at his buildings and realizing you dont get anything exciting even at t5
>>552091401he is a broke ass nigga, you have two alternate golds like chaos dwarves and can fuck yourself over right from the start
>>552092881toad dragons and rot knights??
>>552092748>Why the tzeentch hate?The AI cannot handle tzeench as an army but the Auto Resolve doesnt understand that tzeench can easily get through every battle without taking a single point of damage so you have to fight 50 thousand one-sided stomps every campaignIt's unironically a form of torture. The CIA should be using this shit.
Was Legend screaming at his chat during the meltie you guys were talking about earlier like with the Valkia stream or was it mostly just normal tone seething?
>>552092881You are really stoopid! He is chosen of Nurgle with lots of fun toys!>I'mma get an aneurysm if I keep acting like retarded cultist chanYou really are a brainlet tho. The fucker literally gets chorf, beastmen and norsca units.His heroes all make special armies. The rot knight makes you a cav army that fucks face.StickThe chorf into another army and you get artillery and gun.Like.. u are stupid as hell>>552093153I liked spamming spells with kairos and watching everything melt. Not like you need to use his army so it's fun and easy.
based chaos slut making the orderfags seethe
Cultist-chan, whatever happened there?
>>552093408>the coolest unit on the nurgle roster is ... generic heavy cavalrywoahall yours my friend, have fun
How do Tree centric Wood Elf armies feel compared to Elf centric ones?I'm thinking about buying the full race pack after enjoying playing as the Sisters but I'm worried I won't enjoy the swarms of tree men as much as as microing archers
Rot Knights can't beat PleasureseekersPowercreep slop typical of CA
>>552094464No they can't. Tamurkhan's rot knights are the strongest unit in the game. Nothing besides heroes or high level lords can beat them.
>faction designed around being blobby and slow moving and hard to kill also gets strongest cavalry in the gameGame design is hard
>TW40K releasing without ChaosThey’ll put in the two worst xenos races but not fucking CHAOS??? If it’s day one DLC that’s still pretty lame and gay
>>552094247Treemen and tree kin are unusually high mass and dont get knocked around by anything. They dish out damage and stop charges better than anything else in the wood elf army while being much slower than similar units.You have to be Durthu or Drycha to be tree centric as the buffs either gives are important.
>>552094247Durthu or Drycha are best for treeniggas. They're a fun campaign until you start encountering armies with a lot of flaming attacks, then you want to blow your brains out. One of my most fun campaigns in Wh2 was doing a "Drycha (The good ending) campaign where i befriended everyone.
>>552094884Dwarf and Chinese are worst
>>552095971Dwarfs aren't Xenos
coomers vs ecelebfags, who's worse
>>552092296still more fun than sit in the corner and shoot/bombard everything before it even reaches your frontline
apologize
>>552092327cavalry rapes in rome 1, and routed units die merely on contact with another unit, so if you rear charge something and break it, the whole unit is gone almost to the last man, instantly
>>552096832Nah corner camping meta has changed over the years and the best method in TWWH3 is now this
>>552097756Too complexPikes in front (corner)Archers behind (corner)
>>552096862Yeah, Volund should apologize for being such a faggot
>>552097756>actually it's different>posts a picture describing verbatim what I said
>>552098009
that was rough, had to throw my archers into melee to win
>>552090285
>>552098136I didn't notice the settlement garrison at first and was genuinely appalled
>>552098306He walked his army backwards into the enemy
>>552098306>>552098681it was a valiant defeat in auto resolve, I used up all my arrows and then sent my guys into melee. i guess if I could do anything differently I'd save some arrows for the caster, but he was hiding out of range and dropping warp lightnings. honestly the archers wouldn't have done much damage to their heroes anyway
>>552071828>that insta death when cav touch the pikeeh, pure BS
can someone make a tier list on how reddit each faction is?
>>552070502warham 3 charge>impressive, very nice>then all the ''dead'' just get uplmao
>>552099218surethe factions I like: not redditthe factions I don't like: reddit
>strength 18 with only 2 settlements idk if my shitty archer spam can beat that army :(
>>552099315even skaven?
>>552099218the factions you like: redditthe factions you don't like: not reddit
I play Cathay to fap to Miao Ying pornI play Kislev to fap to Katarin porn
>>552075224>>552074340https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XQU8k8XVAA> Last night, the crying of the fanboys kept me awake...and I had a terrible vision. I saw the fall of our franchise: low budget remasters under a harsh sun... Historical Total War, gone! Why would CA send such a vision? They are not cruel; they have watched over us. We have had victories aplenty in game awards. Our community sail to all corners of the forums. Yet even now, I fear. I cannot help it. We are the envy of mobile gamers. They tell terrible lies about us. They do not understand, so they lie. But the Warhammer fanboys, they are the masters of falsehood. New Historical Total War will come, I am sure of it. So. I will have no more false visions...and I think the fanboys will be quiet tonight.
I'm tierlisting
>>552099482who's the woman besides the chinamen and the fish monger?
>>552079336let him handle them
>>552099482>>551237364 Neck yourself already.
>>552099218order = reddit
Why can't I give the shrine to anyone? Is this a bug?
I think its time for a Skarsnik campaign, wanna smash some stunties
Hey broskis, I'm gonna play Gor Rok since it's noob friendly according to a friend, and I wanna end off 2025 with this game being my last played, because I really wanna git gud at this game and have a ton of hours.Is there anything I should keep in mind when starting with this faction?
>>552101404>subjugateAre you running some shitty mods that alter the take over? Cause I can't remember Aislinn being able to enslave like slaanesh..That would obviously break him at random.
>>552102046Field a billion saurus and use lord Kroak to blow shit the fuck upIt literally couldn't be simpler
>>552102220Yeah, I read that Lord Kroak literally has a fucking nuke spell. Pretty funny.
>>552102220>>552102349https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K5HZMwmyRc
>>552088757>read about first jewish war >it was romans jewing jews(successfully) that eventually pushed them to revoltmfw I realize that jews learned their methods from romans
>>552094884chaos is a meme, only edgy eldar are worst meme
>>552102203I have the post battle options mod, yeah. But I looked it up and apparently unique settlements like gates, athel loren, etc... all can't be given away
>>552102851https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP7hjaR5ofMyes, yes
>>552102046>Embed Lord Kroak into Gor-Rok and his army>Use Deliverence of Itza 3 on large army blobs>Alt+Left click to move your army while maintaining formation.
>>552103705fucking KEK'd
>>552104313Honestly, I'll feel a bit disgusting over Lord Kroak's giga nuke because it feels like a cheat, but then again, it's literally in the fucking game.
>>552099470autismus :DDD
>>552105450https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBz31Dfs5Qk
>>552094583I find rot knights pretty weak in general, both when using them and when going against them
I am encountering the same issue I had with the ra roos now in my chorf campaign..Late game.. unit caps cuck me..Do I really just run 4 armies of good units and everything else is gobbo spam?..It would take me some 50 turns to get enough unit caps for another good army.
>>552102046Also, just wondering since my friend is offline. How bad would it be to play as Nurgle as a noob? It's my favorite Chaos faction (Khorne is a close second) and I want to pick one of the lords honestly.
Bow to queek
>>552107168Dawi knees do not bend
Just played three campaign turns as Vampire Coast. They don't make 'em like that anymore I tell you wha- HELP. HEEEELP. HEEELP MEEE. HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP.
>>552107432They make up for their outdated mechanic for their VA desu
Well grimgor, you green faggot, that's certainly a choice.>>552107137Nurgle is pretty easy to work with. The lore is good, units good, Tamurkhan is stupid easy but also the most flavorful so I recommend him (If you have the DLC)
>>552107752
>>552107752>(If you have the DLC)I got the game for free, and I did a little mischevious to get all the DLC's.
>>552107137Every nurgle campaign has a brutal start imo>Kugath doesn't get much in the way of starting units>Epidemius starts next to huge threats and his first enemy is pretty annoying to fight with the limited roster>Maggot man starts next to big threats and his territory is annoying to crossPick your poison (lmao) but I like Epidemius. Once you get rolling you become really hard to stop, but it is s struggle getting there especially if you fight factions that have good range
>>552107752He moved into his citadel, so this might actually be trickier. 5 catapults is retarded for field battles but will be a bit more miserable in a siege>>552107997Good work. I like tamurkhan as I am not a fan of homogenized factions/options, I believe Kugath encourages you to spam nurglings, and tallyman tally me bananas (Daylight come and me wan go home) encourages plaguebearers.Tamurkhan is more flexible, and your lieutenants mean that each of your armies can field something like 5 or so donut steel non nurgle units. Tamurkhan is just retarded on his mount to the point that you need to not use him as a one man army or it'll be less fun
>>552108286>but will be a bit more miserable in a siegeNot really, just send your lord to agro them/waste their ammo. If you have any healing you can easily heal it back and the accuracy is shit anyway so you can easily dodge most of it so you might not even need to heal. I recently had to deal with Skaven who did the same thing when I was playing as Khalida's faction, some rando tomb king lord wasted a couple plagueclaws
>>552108273Tamurkhan starts next to what now?What threats? Archaon who comes begging for trade?
>>552108681Kholek
>>552108641No healing, and he's got my zone dead to rights. Just spamming it nonstop, even though my guys are right behind the wall and there should be no angle (Sure isn't when I'm using mortar/artillery like that!) he's able to just bombard. Maybe my fault for choosing the gate closest. I cannot understate how much I hate grimgor ingame, and frankly also lore wise. He should be raped to death. Just absolute unfun to fight.
>>552108823Come on now.. You just send Tamurkhan and the rot knight to bitch slap Kholek himself. The rest of his army falls.. he's like your tutorial opponent. And after that you reached a level where Tamurkhan can't lose anymore so you just Pile of Violence over Grimgor who begs for peace every turn as you shit stomp his WAAGH armies blindfolded.
>>552109005idk what army you are playing but I only ever have trouble with orcs when they have a waaagh backing them upAI is easy to abuse if they have artillery heavy armies in a siege that they are defending. Walls are useless, don't rely on them. Also depends on the map. If possible I keep my army out of range of towers/hidden and send the single entity/lord to waste ammo, then grind them down after.>>552109092Rot knights always seem to under perform for me, I flat out hate using them and plague orgres. Also sometimes he brings a hellcannon and just rapes your army. Only done 2 campaigns with him because I hate his starting location but I can kill Kholek fine, it is just a hard fight. Everything after him is a breeze though.
>>552109387What did I just read..Rot Knights are, by far, the strongest unit in the entire game.. except for heroes and lords ofc. Those things will brutalize a 19stack of star dragons with ease.Given you actually bring Kayzk and take the cav talents on Tamurkhan.I have watched over hundreds of turns how a charge of 3-4 rot knights into Heavy Cav, Chosen, Aspiring Champions, Cathayan Dragons and more turns their healh bar into a loading screen that takes about 5 seconds to hit 0.Did you try stacking those on fkn Archaon or something? Ofc there they can't work..
>>552109215BASED aryanoreans
>>552109387Chaos dwarves. The issue is grimgor is such a threat you have to rush him ASAP, pretty much it's just a ticking clock as Astragoth. Just 10 turns or so and he already has a full stack full waaagh and a second nearly full stack and waagh. I ambush it or have a primary hobgobbo (Remember, first ten turns no time for anything significant) secondary slave stack. I'll dodge his deep gobbo diver thing with my taruk or a goblin cavalrymen, then it's a real close to the wire fight. Then it's an aggressive roundup or he'll come back with more shit.What I just hate about that green faggot is how much of a narcissistical cocksucker he is. Every single campaign I have in that area and he always becomes the suffocating presence that a majority of your campaign is spent fighting if you did not snipe him. Imrik in WH2, Tamurkhan in WH3, Astragoth. I'd love if Greasus won or if someone else did but no every fucking time it's Grimgor Grimgor Grimgor. Once the faggot is actually killed off THEN I can actually play the campaign and not just the perennial prologue of "snipe the overpowered cunt"
>>552107752he heard artillery was good so that means more artillery is even better
>>552109950I always run into the bug where cavalry does no damage on a charge, even if it is a perfect one. It is managable with brets because higher enitites means more have a chance to actually land, but low entity cav always does that for me. I think I'm just unlucky but I try to avoid most cav in general except for brets and sometimes the TK sneks because of it.>>552110202Get cutthroats. They are super good and have stalk so artillery can't target them. You can even steal the cap points with them sometimes.
>>552110409Is that a new bug? Cause I have never encountered that one before.. tho I rarely play cav.But I guess if that bug exists, that would explain why your rot knights don't work. The charge is everything to them.
>>552110536It has always been a thing in these games for me and why I always avoid cav in general even since Warhammer 1 unless it is brets where you NEED it. Also that thing where the AI can out run your cavalry when they are retreating from spam clicking so hard
>>552110409The thing with rot knights is they do splash damage, right. If they charge infantry, hey do that weird jumping animation that tears through the entire line and murders half the unit instantly on contact.If you don't get that.. well then they aren't deleting as they should.
Prove (You) aren't a filthy casual. List your top 5 hotkeys that you do actually use because as I said, you're obviously not a mouse clicking casual right, you use control groups and go-to keys minimum right? RIGHT?!
>>552110740CTRL + A, right click
>>552110672I always hear they are good but yeah Rot Knights always disappoint me because even when I get a perfect charge they underperform. I never recommend them, or any other cav, to other people because of that.
>>552110819I should specify it is usually low entity cav that does this.
>>552107168Faggots are the ones who bow before men to suck cock
>>552110819I got bored of my chorfs campaign anyways... I think I'll start up Tamurkhan again for the 4th time. ROT KNIGHTS WOOOOO
>>552110740Pan camera (have it on a mouse button)Hold (H I think)Cancel (Backspace)K (disable camera)Turn/tilt camera (MMB)
>>552110740ctrl+F9 or F10 for AI control on/off with AI general.What? You actually play every manual fight manually? Lmao
>>552111067Glad they work for you, but I'll stick with epidemius and never recruiting cav if I want to play nurgle.
>>552110740>W>A>S>D>F
>>552110670Of anything in M3 and 40k that's what I want changed the most. People's remarks about squishy lines and all whatever, I see the point. But that shit is insufferable. If I give an order to go somewhere that is the prime directive, they need to abandon anything they are doing to do that.>Combined two greens and mister metal now gets a +16% ward>Has 29% ward resistance (armor has just 5% so I am sure he can get more with better gear.O bby>>552110409I'll try that. Normally it's not an issue as I'll have artillery, I Just got unlucky and had to deal with grimgor's tarding out.
>>552111543>I'll try that. Normally it's not an issue as I'll have artillery, I Just got unlucky and had to deal with grimgor's tarding out.Yeah whatever those stalk hobgobbos are called rape really hard. They even come with decent projectiles to snipe important targets.I wouldn't even use gobbo cavalry unless you have that one hero buffing them, and even then only the archers. They are weak as fuck in melee unless you are only going for the most vulnerable of targets.
Now that the last day of /our/ guy Legend, the protagonist of /twg/ has finally come, lets share his very best videos. This is my personal pick:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yatUVx3BjDg&pp=ygUbTGVnZW5kIG9mIHRvdGFsIHdhZSBDQSB0cmFw
>>552114853How long will his retirement last?
>>552079438>wall ends near that cliffThey would just build a ramp and get over there.
>>552115126when he realises EUV is actually dogshit and is giving him 5k views because everyone else realised it sucked too
>>552115235I just looked and it seems like the honeymoon phase is over because it's very positive overall but mixed recently.
>>552115601paradox players in a nutshell
>>552115235yeah it's really not a game that's fun to watch unless you know what's going on... even a casual total war player can enjoy watching somebody play when they don't understand most of the mechanics because there's a lot of spectacle. paradox games are just menus and drop down menus and looking at topography.even the most high effort paradox guys out there who do a lot of editing don't get many views
>>552115837Yeah, for pdox gsgs you need editing and meme charisma. I don't think Legend will do good, I mean, there are also autists, but as you said, it doesn't garner as many views.Crusader Kings 2 was ok, for dynasty roleplay, but I would rather play than I would ever watch youtube of that.
>Is there hope for the men fighting on the ford, Gandalf?>Only a fools hope
>>552116050>movie plate armorWe will never have a good early medieval lotr mod.
>>552115235I feel like Legend would be happier if he just played HOI4, it's Paradox's most popular game, it's got an insane modding scene, the spectacle is more apparent than EU5 or Victoria and he can get all political because half the game is sorting out your countries' politics. I guess the only reason he chose EU5 is because it's newer and maybe he doesn't care about the World Wars as a time period.
>>552116109Oh I'm sure somebody will make a submod that gives the units lore-accurate armour, if not for Dawnless Days then definitely for whatever LOTR overhaul mod is made for M3
Legend get sent in the body of any famous Napoleonic Age top tier general: how good he will perform in any war/battles with all his thousands of hours worthy of experience in both CA and Paradox war games? Can he cheese the Battle of the Nations for example?
>>552116434Like shit, most likely, because total war games are not real war.
>>552116434he will die from stray bullet, drop from horse or shit himself dead he has charisma of dead fish and you can't really exploit in real life
In true Attila fashion, the entire Mordor army blobs into 1 ford
>>552116109Maybe you should be the one to make that mod because clearly nobody besides you wants to see everyone wearing indistinguishable chainmail and a helmet.
>>552114853>All his most popular videos are from 5-6 years agoLmao, was he ever relevant in this decade?Loremaster of Sotek at least has a couple popular videos from 2 years ago, lol
And so it takes a good couple rear charges and the day is won! Men? Men are strong, take that Elrond!
>>552116507Stfu. They will so
what was the mod that fixes ranged units not firing?
>>552116434Probably 10 times better than the real equivalent because we are educated on how they failed ages ago. He is also really into like.. history stuff.. he'd know why and where they failed and do it differently.
>>552116507>he doesn't know
>>552117978>So what did you learn today from playing Total War Warhammer, private?>Sir, I've found out that the best strategy for Britain's armies is to send in our General to blob up the Taliban, and once he's lured a sufficient amount numbering in at least the thousands, we have our ranged soldiers shoot into the blob. It works everytime, sir.
>>552117978>They unironically use Legend's disaster campaigns to train the future generation of generals
Giving Aislinn a dragon feels wrongIf they had to give him a big stompy mount it should have been a merwyrm, but honestly I would have preferred a Eagle-Claw Skycutter with special ammo or something
>>552116434Napolegend will forge a pan-European dynasty by running back and forth in front of the enemy gunlines until they run out of ammo every time
>...when their women and children beg for the mercy of slavery, then, we will have done a good day's work! to arms!jesus christ faramir what happened to you
>>552118053What do you mean? There's this https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3628832922 that reduces obstruction. There's https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2883400984 which removes obstruction(based) and friendly fire(cringe) but as far as I know the only things that don't fire are outdated unit mods.
>>552118782Give me one valid reason why this wouldn't work in real life
>>552119263this can't be lotr, where are the black people?
>>552119263he got radicalized
>>552119363British Generals have small HP pools and couldn't tank for long enough to lure in enough melee fighters to make the ruse worthwhile
>>552119363I...I-I... !I-I-I C-CAN'T!!!
>>552119512Well duh, you need to level them up and use good equipment
>>552081262Cute sister
They really should put some handrails on these drawbridges. They are just plain unsafe without them!
Not a good day to be a Jade Lancer
>>552115196why not just build ramps to get up the walls in the first place then genius
>>552120752Go Team Harmony!
>>552119263Denethors lack of care had its effects...
>>552121234Victory!
>>552120937Walls will be defended, although, in some cases you might do that too as well. Meanwhile, on a cliff, you could hide behind, build ramps in peace.
>>552119263Faramir is too based for me desu
>>552120092When did you take Minas Morgul?Have the Haradrim done anything?
>>552121634PRAISE THE DRAGONS!
>>552121778I took Minas Morgul (and then renamed it Minas Ithil) as soon as I could and kept a permanent garrison there, Mordor has a hard on for trying to retake it Harad kept on sending armies to the south of Ithilien until I had enough resources to push into their realm
>>552073993i was sure they went counter clockwise around the mediteran
Under what circumstances is aislin allowed to take control of a garrison? It's beginning to seem like you can't upgrade the main outpost building if you ever want to do that, but that would be stupid, right?
>>552099558the blue one? ariel
>>552122738Upgrading the outpost building removes the ability to do so.Small indie company.
>still no mod to turn vortex beasts into monstrous artillery
There is a lot of fanart of Felinids dressed as SoB. Is it even possible for a Felinid to be a Sister of Battle?
>>552123658The jews are stopping us from having official catgirl sisters of battle models
>>552123658>this image makes TACLUKLTD shit and piss themselves in fear
>>552123658Many of the religious authorities in the imperium would very much like to standardize the religious doctrine, including who gets to become clergy and what it even means to be a member of the faith. There are too many sects for that to be possible, however. It's entirely possible someone somewhere has a document signed by someone important up to and including the emperor declaring that Felinids are humans and have to be treated as such. There are probably other places where anyone who doesn't meet certain standards are killed on sight. It is someone's job to make sure people from those two places don't interact with each other.
>>552123658I want to have sex with that right cat
I'm a Cathayan and this is my roster.
>>552126775my condolences
>>552123832Because the artstyle nd taste is dogshit?
>>552117703What matters isn't views, it's if you're a CA blesssed YouTuber. If CA incarcerates you as one of their approved YouTubers, you get SEGAbux. SEGA is one of the most generous sponsors in online media.
>>552126775Favourite Daughter
>>552127380
>>552117703He was doing mostly livestreams, views work differently there
>>552127476>h-his viewers go to a different school!sure thing friendle
Remember the good old days? That was after the George Droid riots btw
>>552127673Lockdown nostalgia, in my /twg/?
>>552127615watching 5 hours with 28 ads is different than watching a 10 minute video with maybe 3 ads he also had several norwegian paypigs
>>552127673legend is black?
>>552094884Wouldn't be surprised if it gets the bretonnia treatment
>>552128082Spiritually and culturally
>>552124090>tl;dr: Possible, but uncommon.
MILFrathi
>>552123658They don't look like that
how tf do you play boris ursus
>>552129195You have to bear some ice.
>>552129195you kill the chaoswoman firstor just go south, if you're a pussy
Give it to me straight. Is Three Kingdoms fun? or is the campaign shit?
>>552129115would
>>552129432Yes
>>552129432it's worth trying at least
>>552129195Purge chaos fucking shits, or migrate to Praag if you're not a wolf tough Kislevite.
>>552122738If you upgrade the main outpost you lose the ability due to a bug. Do yourself a favour and pivot to the beta build in the beta tab, which has this and many other issues fixed.
I hate abhumans I hate abhumans I hate abhumans I hate abhumans I hate abhumans I hate abhumans I hate abhumans I hate abhumans I hate abhumans I hate abhumans
>>552126775kys yourself you double-chaosnigger
>>552129403>>552129425>>552129675I've restarted and I just get raped by turn 8 every time, with a kossar crapstack
>>552129195crack some ice cold bears
>>552129195by switching to a non-faggot faction
>>552130137youll lose territory pretty often and it will take a while to stabilize in the chaos wastesyou should be winning your fights efficiently with your war bears. dont let anyone take too much damage since you dont have time to wait around and replenishif youre losing by turn 8 though something is wrong you may need to learn the game better
>>552130137skill issuemigrate south ASAP a take over some comfy settlement, possibly east of Kislev (city) and then take over Praag, because ratfags might be a challenge.But they do get way stronger over time, so maybe try taking Praag first
Watching some old videos..You bois remember this? Good ol Archaon as a horde with tiny ass chaos wastes?... good times...
>>552131193good times...
>>552131193no I don't remember I started playing 3 a couple years ago
>>552131193vgh when one rat with lightning strike could end the entire End Times in a single turn
>Wake up>Remember WW1 got cancelled>Day ruinedYep, i'm still mad.
Is there a mod that makes it more difficult to form mega empires for the AI?Theres always one or two factions that grow so large its impossible to do anything against them on VH. Funnily enough Sayl is the only character that can actually do something against that with his scheming.
>>552132505What
>>552132945theres that faction potential changer mod forgot what it was called though sorry
>>552131193there's nothing good about WH1 chaos campaigns
>>552133013The guy who leaked ToT, ET, Med3 and ET all completely correctly also said that WW1 and 3K2 got cancelled.
>>552132505>>552133139retarded nigger, how is ww1 trench warfare even remotely suited to total war? midwits like you don't even play the battles and autoresolve everything i bet
>>552131193Defeating Archaon's invasion in game 1 as a gorilla warfare Grimgor was a lot of fun. Also because by that point i only every fought dwarves and savage orcs for like 80 turns so it was a welcomed change
never fear imperial citizen the year is 199X and von draken heavy industries will save you from the horrors of this world
>>552131193>>552131523>>552132086>>552133130WH1 has the best endgame invasion, WH3 chaos may as well not exist despite 50% of the roster being chaos factions LOL
>>552133283>how is w40k warfare even remotely suited to total war?
>>552133283>Realistic early XIX Century warfare (rougly the same of Fall of the Samurai) wouldnt not be suited for Total War. Are you insane of what?!?>Space battle with trillions spaceships and hint robots? Now we are talking some common sense bruh
>>552133283>empire total warretarded nigger, how is gunline warfare even remotely suited to total war? midwits like you don't even play the battles and autoresolve everything i bet
>>552133437It's not and the "gameplay" they showed look like DOW for a reason, it's not a total war game>>552133447>comparing 19th century line infantry warfare to 20th century trench warfaretalking to a midwit as suspected>552133448not even worth replying to this seething concession
they gutted AI hero usage so badly that there is rarely a point in using them outside your armies
i wish there was an elspeth reskin that made her look similar to yennefer
I will end this general by confirming that Nurgle will get a 4th Legendary Lord and that Tzeentch will get a 3rd Legendary Lord.
>>552134017End? It's page 5.
>>552133447A warhammer 40k army ranges from a couple dozen guys to two or three hundred, plus a few tanks or monsters. Space ships show up as special abilities only. You have likely been told this before.
>>552133639blocking armiesdamaging wallsstealing researchscoutingfor wound enjoyers you can still wound embedded heroes
>>552134017>>552134130Nurgle actually needs a dlc, they have the weakest monogod roster by far
>>552134265>>552134265>>552134265Move when ready
which one is real>>552134284>>552134393
>>552134584The second one.I fatfingered ctrl.Ctrl+Enter posts the post
i will end this general by testing that
