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>>552058083ANON ITS 1977NOT 1976ANON
Alright, this thread will be the good one!
What was up with that retard last thread trying to tell people valentines bourbon is a brick? Lmao
How do I listen to soundposts again
I won't roll fronts because fronts are big gay.Simple as.
teio
Digitan LOVE
I want her NOW, its not fair bwos...
Cyjews wouldn't rig this right? I'm just unlucky.
>>552058186OP already fucked up the thread number. we're already cursed from the get go
Oinko
GO FASTERWE NEED TO REACH 2000 BEFORE THE YEAR ENDS
>>552058084I erm...got shit medium parents that didnt spark URAs this time.I can put two more white recovs on her though.
>>552058398
ryan LOVE
>>552058554You can get away with just one more white on great mood.
>>552058446there's is no "rigging" when you get everything by simply finishing the event, which is not that hard to do unless you're doing lvl 5 ONLY.
>>552058554if you have a rainy days hint I would use thatbut yes, more recoveries may be needed but I'm not a Suzuka expert
Has anyone else not seen this bitch a single time since Unity Cup dropped?
My Uma is broken
>>552058201Unfortunately a sloptuber said shes good so now we have to pretend the easiest frontrunner in all of uma musume is a brick
>>552058446the odds aren't listed nor stated to be equal btw
>>552058736Why is it that Daiwa's angry face makes lewd posts so much hotter? I thought we evolved to be attracted to happier expressions? Dober evokes a similar response
>>552058746
>spend 400 dollars in carats to get an average of ~6 3*s (on an account that has pulled for seiun&smaru its most likely going to be dupes, probably 6 teios) so you can spark 1 uma you wantor just wait a bit and spend 20 dollars on a selector for that same uma... please don't tell me you are actually falling for this scam...
>>552058596This is the figure of a 17 year old btw.
>>552058785once
Oh hey Bourbon didn't finish her event chain. Again. I swear she only completes it 1/3 of the time. The worst out of all my supports.
>>552058862reddit image
>>552058304With you ears, Bert
I keep making NPC umas thanks to Fuji Kiseki's event.Thank god I got everything important in it already.
>>552058163ah shoot my bad, if i can make the next one i'll fix it, if someone else bakes i hope they remember
>>552058446It's genuinely rigged.
>>552058785the needle scammer is URA only
I’ve rolled for both City and Dober. Who’s the next tsundere-core character?
>>552058785I was wondering about that too. I haven't seen her even on URA.I think it is because our decks are getting better with more SSRs, then there is less space to trigger her event... but still, I haven't seen her since
ok genuine question why is holiday oguri good when her unique forces you to take 4 (3 isnt consistent) silver stam skills min (-450 sp) and provides essentially the same effects as dotos uniquelike why cant i just run doto instead?>but my instant last spurt procits not even consistent unless you have like 900 wit>but my op speed carryover if i proc at the end of late racepeople said the exact same thing about summer maru and i havent seen a single one for like 1.5 months like even if shes better i dont think shes so overwhelmingly strong that you have to run her if you want to win>but *posts screenshot of the 3 meta horses winning everything*its legit survivorship bias but for metafags they didnt win because of oguri they won because theyre a turbosweat who plays 3x more than the average person, grabbed the best meta cards and calced for the best skills beforehand
>>552059092i was gonna bake this one, but ill wait for this one to die and ill do it
>>552058736I'm doing level 5 only because i'm not a PUSSYhaven't failed a run yet, four more to go
>>552059253False, dont spread misinformation.I've gotten her on unity twice, which is still hilariously rare
>>552058785I have run a gorillion careers and seen her two times in Unity. Both times her event failed.
>>552058864she looks like she hates it but is clearly turned on. like she is so horny she can't help it and wants you to look at her fat tits, something like that IMO.
>>552058979*rapes you*
>>552059280>they won because theyre a turbosweat who plays 3x more than the average person, grabbed the best meta cards and calced for the best skills beforehandthis is why holidays oguri is goodif you're a sweaty trainer she's umaGOD, casuals will hit the walls you mention
Am I supposed to do the hidden event with my medium S Taiki? or is it too risk no reward?
>>552059280The only umas that currently matter is taiki, suzuka, and goldship.Everything else is a cope, but thanks to poor game design you cant even roll for the taiki/Suzu
>>552059515Yes, you want head-on
>>552058304I use https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-playerthere's another one too somewhere
>>552059297got it, thanks ryananon, sry again
my teio will win scorpio!!! just watch!!! she is the best pace chaser in my eyes!!!
>>552059437yeah but is it 30k carats goodlike whats stopping me from saving for more mlb ssrs and just statchecking oguris with some other pace chaser
Why are all of the OPs Ryan, uma has do many beautiful women yet we desperately prop up the ugliest one Is it 4chan contrarianism?
>>552058941I want suzuka, taiki, and maruzensky unless they let me buy 3 selectors that's not happening
>>552059367this upskirt perspective with the cheeks visible behind is literally a killshot. its unfair...
>>552059950Nishinos flower...
>>552059839use the calculatoreven if you have 30k carats right now, if you're in a good club and your semen retention is stable, you should have enough carats for following banners, there is literally no good banner for the next 4-6 months other than umas
What should I eat for Lunch today?
>>552059950
is pump iron worth on pace honses?
>>552059809i'll never forgive Cygames for giving teio all of these movement skills and making them all fucking useless
>>552059839Anon there isnt shit to roll for for MONTHSthere is literally 0 good support card banners for the rest of this scenario and all of MANT, that's when the support power creep finally comes online Well, unless you want to roll for fine motion and get cucked by kawakami princess
>>552059761its ok anon, i never said i was baking in the last thread
>>552060060for this CM yeah probably
>>552059843
>>552059950hey this art is pretty ni- WAIT IS THAT
Hello? Where is everyone :(
Oh my fucking god I'm getting RAPED in these room matchesI can't win a single fucking race I'm so fucked this cm
>>552059843um that's rudolf bro
>>552060369/v/ won. It's over. This is just the crypt where ojii-sans go to die.
>>552060369I just got home from the gym whaddya want pal
>Fail to spark long on dober>Run just goes down the drainSeriously considering dropping her and just running my Libra Cup Gold Ship setup instead.
>>552060215you actually gotta go back way further before you get to a sole ryan thread
>>552060381Uma rooms = Group A SemifinalistsIf you’re getting toasted, it probably just means you’re headed to group B finals, which there’s no shame in
Umapyoi
>>552060369I'm in the wage cage
stop talking about ryan and host a jiggie
>>552060369hello
>>552060578can we host a jiggie and keep talking about ryan?
>>552060369I am playing the game
>>552059950Wait a second, I think I can see Nishino's delicious, tight and tasty umanko!?
>>552060369holiday vacation is over
>>552059809I saw a lot of Teios in practice rooms and they all fell to my triple fronts.
Digitan
>>552058857Sometimes I forget how complicated this game is to people who don't research it. It feels like anyone who has ever tried front running can look at vbourb's kit and see it has almost everything needed and if someone is so stupid that need that pointed out, they are probably too stupid to even know how to play the game to get good stats.
>>552060872Now post the nsfw version
>>552060770a lobby with only 3 front runners might be her best time to shine as she has the slightest chance to fire off her SFV and teio step...
If you run the same G1 and win twice, like takarazuka twice, does that improve affinity for parents twice?
I just learned that every Uma has a different trainer. Curren, Mayano and Suzuka all suck the dick of a different person, not (you)I feel so cucked right now
>>552060770not him but I want to see my Teio lose, bring your fronts, and you >>552059809 bring a winning Teio65297068
I still have yet to see a single anon explain how V.Bourbon isnt a total brick. She wins vs nothing.>DUDE SHES SO EASY FREE GROUNDWORKYeah? And every other front in the game gets free taking the lead. She literally cant unless you MLB twin turbo and dance through a TRIPLE AGEMASEN EVENT.You can farm groundwork, there are thousands of groundwork parents on umadb, and you can even desperation guaranteed groundwork via falco. Bourbon cannot realistically get taking the lead in any scenario.Any front with only groundwork or only taking the lead will ALWAYS lose to an uma with both.Three threads now and 0 argument how she isnt a brick.
>>552061114they're all me though
>>552061075no
>>552061114we already did this shitpost like two or so months ago...keep up with the times unc
>>552061190The people we'd like to fall for that aren't on 4chan.
who is the sexiest uma by a mile and why is it daiwa scarlet?
>>552060997we can'tthat's against the rules!
>>552061190idk
digitan is a cunny
>>552058760>>552058714Aight, that will work as a stopgap unless i get a better one.
Will not play Mejiro Ryan
>>552061190Who cares
when are we getting this skill frontGODS
>>552060578>>552060685Yes and yes and yeshttps://jiggie.fun/getdressedwithus
>>552059810Grass' ass makes me wants to activate pump
>>552061572this but CurrenCHUD!
>>552061190You just have to believe in Turbo
>>552061624So it's just gold Groundwork?
digitan's smelly sweaty pungent unwashed umanko...
>>552061127pacebros......
My danchou is fucking retarded
>>552061624Tomorrow. John Cygames wrote about it in the Cygames community on Orkut. It's being added tomorrow
>>552061624>cheerleader Bourbonwhoa
>>552061624Let's play a game. Which card do you think gives this skill? Hint; it features uma that's already released on global
Tightest umanko?
>>552062017Air Shakur stamina SR
>>552062010>>552062017well that was quick
>>552061127>that teio step proc like 15 mins after the race endedTeiobros...
Do I need Nimble Navigator on taiki? I got Head On already
>>552062017gold ship speed
>>552058163stop posting this creature
>>552062131he couldnt see the finish line over his belly...
>>552062162Need? No. Want? Probably.
>>552061190>P*wer card
>>552062281NYOOOOOOOO
>>552060072>>552060001yeah but theres a ton of good banners in 7-9 months timemaru ssr (fronts)tachyon ssr palmer ssr (fronts) fm rerun + maru rerunsuper creek rerunramonu (11 months)three goddesses (11 months)like lets say i want to focus on fronts and ends and i also want like 1 or 2 good generalist cards by the end of next year i would need around 180k-240k carats to max everything out with average luck + a few ssr crystals/tickets and thats not even accounting for umas i would want to roll for
>>552061340>we already did this shitpost like two or so months agoI just learned about this today... and I wish I didn't
>>552062281
>>552062371That was the point the other posts are making anon, youre literally agreeing with the people youre trying to argue with
>>552062371have you tried using the calculator
how does the vodka sr compare to other speed srs?
Xeare leaved Bricked and join /uma/club
>>552062523Snitch
>>552062281I WILL PROTECT YOU, ADVERTISER-SAN!
>>552061114Does this mean Tazuna is a whore?
>>552062371>three goddesses (11 months)The fuck is that
>>552061870Wait, Air Grove got to fuck Sunday Silence?How is Toraina supposed to compete with that chad?Given the name, I had always assumed that Ayabe was the father.
>>552062281SNIIIIIIIIFFFFLICK LICK
>>552062269Whatever bwo it's kinda a bricked run anyways
>>552062523guess they're bricked after all
>>552061050You see anon, everyone else is in the prisoner's dilemma with oonige Suzuka.
>>552062523I'm Xeare, and i say fuck Bricked
>>552061114every uma has a different trainerbut every trainer is also (you)
>>552062523>/uma/club poaches another top earnerbig surprise
>>552062459isnt yearly carat income around 90-120k
>>552062707Rough power
>>552062707>pump good idea for that powerlet uma, but pump into blocked seems like the result most likely to happen
>>552062652
>>552062856I havent seen this card mentioned in Amy gaslight image
fapped to tamama cross feet
>>552062523>t. xeare
>>552062849I already have a stamlet powerlet taiki I think this one is probably better at least it tanks the stamina reqs like nothing
>>552062828Is it really that bad?
bue
>>552058941Taiki doesn't get a banner until 2027
>>552062523Fuck you, you made me check. I don't mind him leaving, but he should at least wait until after the reset
>>552062652>>552062950forgot the namei was under the impression that essentially all friend? cards are pretty good after mant
>>552062371you only need>tachyon>ramonu>maybe super creek rerunrest is borrowcore
>>552062760>>552061114>every uma has a different traineris this confirmed? or just yurifags headcanon?
Good night friends!!!
WaitThat agnes tachyon speed card everyone's hyping up is only for pace chasers?Ehhh
>>552063294umasumi
>training Teios for the CM>getting bad Teio runs for the first time>downright terrilbe abortions of a run more than once>switch back from Anime to OG Teio>instant God runI get it now... Anime Teio belongs to Kachow, I have to train the Teio that belongs to me.
>>552062707If Fine Motion is your borrow, then I'd recommend swapping it for borrowed Condor Pasa.
>>552062950the gaslight images don't include pals because they become assumed must have tax
>>552062707Speed star is not good
>>552063318yes, just like how the kitasan card is only for front runners
>>552063229Yes, the card is required. No gaslight needed, it's the scenario card so you use it or borrow it.
>>552061870How did one american horse (that americans didn't even care about) become the bedrock for japanese horse racing?
>>552063249Every Uma has a different trainer because every tariner (usually) matches the freak of the particular Uma. That said it's still all (you)
>>552062950Pal/group with scenario links become "human rights" after MANT iirc, but because they are useful only for the specific scenario, most people will just borrow them from whales so no reason to mention it in a "what to roll for" guide
>>552058083
>>552062281Thank god she is wearing a bra or it would have been very NSFW
I somehow luckshited MLB rice sparking on rikos bannerHow badly will I regret relying on her over the next year of the game and not rolling for creek?(Well, I did try to roll for her earlier but got 0...)
i wanna run a triple pace squad for cum, how bad of an idea would that be?
>>552063364my face when I have both condor and finemo MLB (I borrowed seiun sky wit)
>>552063249Anon each trainer in uma careers have vastly different personalities like Bakushin ‘s trainer vs Urara’s trainer. Plus umas cannot enter the twinkle series in general without a trainer so while you have your own trainee the other umas still have their own trainer too. Grass for example talks about her own trainer in Chrono’s career story as well
>try a 70 race bonus deck>finish career>23 skills purchased>900,000 fans>922/919/721/676/697>rank: A+so what exactly did that UG guy do? I actually ran more races than him, I had 31 races and 29 wins where I think he had 30 races and 29 wins. Where did all of his stats come from? The race bonus is static, it can't highroll, so it's not like he just got lucky. What's the missing piece? I tried Opera because she has a secret event that triggers from winning the autumn triple crown that gives you +all stats and +SP, and you can trigger it twice.
>>552063517if you pull the rest of the meta cards you'll just borrow creek. She's not use much outside of longs. It limits your other borrow options for those but far from bricked
>>552063441>every tariner (usually) matches the freak of the particular UmaThat's the only reason why people think they're different trainers?
>>552063386Kitas gold skill is for all runners, poor comparison
>>5520631237.5k a month assuming your somewhat tryharding + buying the monthly packnot sure about gibs and other bonuses so maybe it can go to like 150k
>>552063628>I actually ran more races than himthis is where you went wrong. you cap 1200 (or at least, get to 1100) as fast as you can, then you can spam races
>>552063517I also MLBd her on Riko's banner but it's fine. You can use her here, on MANT you won't use Creek or Rice, and by the time MANT ends you will probably have Creek or another cope card.If you have a cope stamina card like Mayano/Jordan/Cafe/Zenno that is good too if you have your own recovery.
>>552063662By matching freak I mean there is blatant personality traits that leak out to the otherwise self insert. Still in Love's trainer is a huge fucking weirdo and while you can assume it's also because he's infected by her it doesn't change that even when he DID separate and her effects were diminishing the dude still seeks her out knowing full well it could probably drive him insane.
>>552063249when you talk to uma from support cards, you're usually classified as "Trainer from our academy"not their trainer
Turf S is more important than Long SNakayama 2500 has a long stretch of pure uphills that will kill even the most seasoned umasOn top of that the late race is over 600 meters, having Turf S will guarantee acceleration all the way to the final stretch and last spurtNot to mention Nakayama 2500 has a Stamina and Guts threshold requirement of 901 and 601, only Umas who can duel all the way to the end will winOnly the strongest wins Arima
>>552063628You have too much stam and guts. You get more rank score the closer a stat is to 1200 so a balanced approach isn't ideal. This is why that guy used Taiki, because with her career she can afford to dump stam. Plus her growths allow you to spam speed+ wit and occasionally power to get close to 1.2k in all three.
>>552063720>not sure about gibs and other bonusesnta but gibs and all that are considered the biggest carat income, so you can bump that up to 200 - 250kor just go ask jp, they should know
If you have super creek then riko is kinda fucking useless
>>552063924The Turf S bonus is for power? I thought it was guts.
>>552060691>junior predebut 8 turns left>has practice poorliterally how did you manage that?I don't even get energy low enough to fail until that turn
>>552062281slurping Digitan's love nectar...
>>552064014it was slow metabolism, not pp
>>552063378NTA, but its a decent gamble skill. 50% chance to do nothing on this track 25% chance to get a nice spd carry over. 25% to be an okay gold midrace velocity. If you are using FM for the stats anyway, then you might as well get it. However, given the statline I agree with >552063364.
>>552062716>everyone>the 7 accounts who selected suzukaroom matches are not CM, no one chose suzuka
>>552062371>mentions goddesses>doesn't mention light hellof2poors aren't pulling for goddesses and they wouldn't be pulling for light hello if she wasn't on tachyon's bannerin general it's bad for f2ps and light spenders that the scenario support is on the powercreep anni banner and even worse in DYI where you can't even cope with pulling 1-2 Tucker like you can for every other scenario
>>552064147I'm using Fine Motion because I have her. I also tried Condor but capping speed with condor is a chore
>>552063902Case in point: Curren sucking your dick during Dasca's career. You're not Curren's trainer.
any clubs open? i need a new club, gonna leave my current one on the firsti get about 30-35mil fans per month
>>552063610Well then put Condor in your deck. Why the fuck are you borrowing Seiun sky wit for this CM?
>>552064390>Curren sucking your dick during Dasca's career. You're not Curren's trainer.I don't like the implication of this
>>552063902I've always seen support cards as "you randomly encounter this Uma (who is not your trainee) at the academy".
>>552064489Tell us anon, why are you leaving your club?
>>552064578you would too
>>552064557Nice try, Falconfag, but Curren sucks (you)r dick no matter whose trainer you are because (you) specifically are always her osananajimi.
I'll count this as a win
>>552064551because it gives +2 speed bonus and I still didn't cap speed so you can see how this brick would be 1100 speed medium S if I had condor in
>>552062523can ra join /uma/ too?
It's Haru time
>>552064578what is that fucking fraud doing in the pic...
Oguri Cap (as in peak)
>>552064730do not wish the curse of ra on others
>>552064782those thighs
>>552063679Imagine having a uma gf from the special forces
>>552063743What? That seems impossible, if he had 30 races done... Stat gain from training is backloaded towards the end, his deck was dogshit for actual training, are you sure?>>552063945Naruhodo. I know how score gain works from stats but that makes sense why he ran taiki in that case. Fair enough, I'll try again on an uma with a better career for it.
>>552064898at this point danchou needs to leave
>>552063618>>552063902This just feels like a different timeline to me if (you)'re not Curren trainer she'd have a different trainer but he is not her "Oni-Chan"
>my S Grass rolled into anchor aweighis it good this for this CM?
is she stupid???????????
>>552064693She doesn’t call you onii-chan/onee-chan in dasca’s career though so you’re clearly not in that instance
>>552065201It's been common wisdom that anchor is a shit inherit for a long time. However I've never seen anyone actually test this out, so you could try, but I assume they're probably right.
>>552064693>osananajimichildhood friend>dakimurabody pillow>oshifavorite>traineebride-to-be>oonigeescape artist you are not japanese, so stop using words when they have perfectly fine english translations.
>>552064858nip konbini are wild man
>>552065201Anchors aweigh is never good when inherited.
>>552064557>I don't like the implication of thisThat Curren is a whore?
>>552065048Everytime (you) choose to train a different uma (you) keep creating different umaverses and in every umaverse (you) and your uma are the protagonist. Is that simple
>>552065242This has happened to me recently several times. I just bite the bullet and take the 40 skill points unless I absolutely need that energy
>>552062950>>552063369It's in this one
>>552065048>This just feels like a different timeline to me That's basically the casemultiple careers contradict each other and the core nature of the game (achieving things that didn't happen irl) means that they can't coexistEverything that happens in careers is canon in terms of personality, but not canon in terms of continuity (if that makes sense)
>>552065441That's what I think. Im surprised people think this is not the case and every trainer is different
>>552065201anchor is so bad the umalator doesn't even display it
>>552065363sumimasen I will only eigo dake o tsukaimasu
>>552065413Yes. I think it's really funny how easily Trainer folds to Curren during the fan fest in Daiwa Scarlet's career. She just asks for you to vote for her and you accept immediately (no choice even) and then Daiwa gets mad.
we all already know that curren is the town bicyclebased PURE umadol warned us
>>552065363>oonige>escape artistretard
>>552064723If you need SPD that badly then borrow another SPD card instead of a second Wit. Even if you dont bring any power cards, an extra SPD card should boost power. And you really need to trade some wit for power.What even is your deck? It should be KSB, Riko (MLB R is fine), Condor, FM, Rice or Creek, and 1 extra SPD card. That should be enough to do it. If you are having trouble hitting your spd goals then just get more spd sparks or simply just click on spd more aggressively.
>>552065363I refuse to call large niggas "escape artists" and you physically cannot force
Kita is so perfect
>>552064008Correct, Turf S is 5% increased power of the total
>>552065781Well maybe next time scarlet should actually give me a proper valentine gift
>>552065363ドーベルちゃんのあそこを舐めたい!
>>552065792This but Urara
Don't listen to the Cityfags, they're diverting attention from their (literal) whore by falseflagging as Falcobros and trying to pick a fight with Currenbros
Please spoonfeed me a deck with el condor pasa power that is not gonna end up with a useless ace. As it stands now this card seems one less rainbow on wit or speed and nothing else
>>552065891Well, I can see how they're called that in very specific scenarios but artists is a severe euphemism
>>552065781/uma/ loves to hate on curren but if she were real and showed even the slightest bit of affection to us, everyone would immediately fold.
>>552065360Normal anchor is 0.25 speed for 6 secondsInherited is 0.05 for 3.6 seconds, it's worse than a white velocity skill
>>552066130if you end with glue with this deck I'm afraid it's a skill issue
>>552066179I HATE CURREN
>>552065363>oonige>escape artistHoudini is an escape artist, Suzuka just runs faster, she runs away from the front
>>552066130golshi game
>>552065363sonna...
>>552066110Is this the famous oshiwars?
>>552066261it is glue in the sense that when the other pig joins he wins
>>552066130please be trolling. i would kill a man for this deck.
>>552066130Spark setup? If you have decent stamina sparks I'd drop Creek for MLB R Riko. If you have decent power sparks drop El for a third wit.
>>552063517Rice shouldn't get any use after MANT comes out.Creek gets a rerun with Mr CB wit during the 4th scenario, she'll still be the best wit card for like 8-9 months after that
>>552066179yeah until the moment i find out she's both an e-whore and actual whore then my interest in her drops to 0
>>552066130that's an amazingly good deck for next cm
>>552066315Doto rape
>>552066349Post build and what you're losing to
>>552066130OOOOOOOOOINK
>>552066130why would you bring 2 wit cards for this CM, I understand Finemo because she's the best in the game + speed star but what's the logic behind Fukujust bring another power card or R Riko
>>552066581
>>552066095Urara died a virgin, she's with Our Lord and Savior Jesus now
>>552066179/uma/ managed to believe they're cucks in a game filled with girls literally just for you
If Falco is so popular why has she never appeared in the anime?"?
>>552066812curren's fault
>>552066581Hot
>>552066581DAMN
>>552066812She isn't, she's just a developer's favorite.
>>552066581Cafe rape
Falco Fact: She has been recorded eating from trash cans twice in the past year.
>>552066581MISTER ADVERTISER GET DOWN!!!!
LOOK AT CURREN NOWNOW!CURREN NOW!
The number of anons with double-digit IQ that don't understand that Unity is about playing to your uma's stat growths in terms of deck and sparks is seriously concerning. Nevermind the fact that certain decks only work because of the stats that the specific support cards in it have, and you can't sub out Rice Shower for Pasa or Vodka.
>>552066975Every uma would eat from the trash if they had the chance
>deckjust be lucky lol its unity
>>552066130Depends on the track uma and sparks. I'm gonna assume you are the guy training Taiki for the current CM.Bro where is your riko? Why the fuck are you using Matikane for a Left race?Use MLB R Riko, Condor, KSB, FM, your best MLB gold SPD card (ideally King or Sweep), and borrow Rice.If you dont have MLB R Riko, then borrow MBL SSR Riko and use Condor, Creek, KSB, FM, and your best MLB gold SPD.
>>552066179>anons love to hate on best girlevery single time
>>552066581cafe's tits aren't that big
>>552066601I just don't get 1200 speed by clicking power half the run so I gave up on the card
I started working out today for the first time in a decadeI did 10 push-ups and almost fucking died my heart wouldn't stop pumping, but I somehow feel slightly better although a bit dizzyI refuse to end like the Teio BUHI poster
>>552067242>If you dont have MLB R Riko, then borrow MBL SSR Riko and use Condor, Creek, KSB, FM, and your best MLB gold SPD.>Unironically asking anon to run a 4-colour deckThat shit isn't viable until MANT
>>552067363My 3 blue 1 red 1 pink 1 green Taishin laughs at you
HELP WHAT DO I PICK
>>552067339Same, that's why I went on a jog today for the first time in like 3 weeksMy back hurts and my legs are sore though
>>552064390>Curren sucking your dick during Dasca's career
>>552067576Fighter
>>552067086I FUCKING HATE CURREN
>>552067339yeah that's fine, just ease into itone of the biggest reasons people quit working out is because they make a herculean effort the first time or two, and they end up so miserable that they never want to work out again
>>552065781Maybe Dia should've given me the nursing handjob I asked for
>>552067242I just don't hit the stats with this I'm sowwyexample:
STAB HER, LAISU
>>552064390the only one sucking my dick during dasca's career is dasca
>>552067576straightaways better, then 1500000ccfighter is bad
>>552060062They are useful for sex
>>552066581is that Sundayman? Cafe would never look at me like that
>>552066296Nice URA uma
>>552067339>I did 10 push-ups and almost fucking died my heart wouldn't stop pumpingif you die after 10 push ups you need some basic cardio mate
>>552067548Now try that with any other uma.
#Semen
>>552067613>>552067813WHO DO I BELIEVE
>>552066130>whale has no idea how to play the gameAt least find out if you like playing before dropping thousands on itnice troll post enjoy your (You)s
>>552067363Anon, you work with what you have. A rainbow deck with strong cards is better than a 3 color deck with weak cards. Obviously it would be better to swap the Creek for Rice, which is why I recommended it.If you have MLB Condor, you use it (when applicable). Dont tell me you honestly think that swapping the Creek for SR Hishiama or dropping the Condor for a SR wit, stam or spd card would be better.Also this isn't URA, rainbow decks are a lot stronger now.
post something cute
umamusume moment
>>552066581cafe is nearly fully flat. this image is lying.
>>552067737You're either lowrolling or you need to change up your burst priorities. Or you're not chasing as many chevrons as you should be.
>>552067737what stats are you after
I don't care about winning CMs anymore
>>552068140umalator, try it, or just think about itfighter increases acceleration (ie how fast you get to your top speed) this only matters if you're not at top speed, which for most of the race you are1500000cc increases speed at uphills, there are 2 little uphills on CM7straightaways increases speed on straightaways
>>552067339based. I'm a /fit/fag and even after a decade+ of lifting I can tell you the hardest part is starting. You're gonna make it breh.I hit a PR a few weeks ago while daydreaming that Gold Ship was standing next to me giving me begrudging approval. Pretty good, for a trainer, haha...
ITS TOO LONG UNTIL THE CMI WANT TO PVP NOWACCELERATE FASTERA CM A WEEK I SAY
>>5520683131200/800/1200/500/600
>the squid Neicha gives you turns out to beat the squid olympics or something and she gives you a full box because she gets too much and can't fit in her appartmentlovely but what was the reasoning for randomly adding this event to her career a year after launch in jp
>>552065363>childhood friendno>body pillowno>favoritemaybe>escape artistno>trainee>bride-to-bem- Hey, wait a second...
>>552068506The most dangerous part is missing a day before it becomes a habit because it can easily snowball into stopping completely.
i love hanshin juvenile fillies best race
>>552068602unknown but it was extremely strange playing her career after the balance update and suddenly have her feeding me squid over and over
>>552060691based
>>552068572what do you need 1200 power for, over 900 power is stat dumpingmore guts or more wit would help you more
i got gaslighted into thinking dober wasn't for this cm but it's actually same accel as maruzen but worse position criteria
>>552068704isn't squid a food nips claim to be aphrodisiac or some shit
>>552068602Remember that the japanese squid is an aphrodisiac
>>552068214
>>552066130If this isn't bait, drop creek, fuku, biko. Use some other strong speed card you own (surely you have SR sweepy), some other SR wit like tachy or scarlet, and borrow riko. If you have riko, borrow natie.
>>552068872>>552068898m-masaka...
>>552067339bwo just start with cardio.
I just recognized her laugh, i havent picked up nikke in a while. Then i recognized her speech and everything i am slow
3 runs with medium A>750 speed 600 stamina before classic year ends>statcapped early and had time to do extra runs for SPturf S medium S>stats look like a parent run >rainbows are gone>fail trainings consecutively>mood down after mood down>600 speed 600 stam on third year summerThis is fucking gay, I want MANT now, at least I only have to pray for Med S
berry
>finally a Runaway Silence Suzuka with medium S>680 stamina with no gold recoveries
Teioposters are the best minus the fat fuck
>>552068984>drop bikobiko is the best highroll speed card
>>552063128
>>552068197>Dont tell me you honestly think that swapping the Creek for SR Hishiama or dropping the Condor for a SR wit, stam or spd card would be better.Yes, I think dropping the Condor for more consistent trainings is going to be better. Deckbuilding in this game isn't about tossing your cards with the biggest stats into your deck and hoping the trainings magically line up. Consistency matters and a single Pasa power, even at MLB, is not going to give you enough gains to be worth it. SR cards are still good and 3 colours is still the max you can do without compromising gains on most umas, barring Urara guts memes.
>finally win a CM lobby>look at the other runners>they're built like shitIt's over.
>>552069082anon?
which uma is merely pretending to be retarded?
>>552069150opportunity cost and comparative advantage
>>552069317
>>552069317taiki
if 3* Selector is a "Rape Ticket"what is Pity/Spark called?
>>552069082
discuss
>Runaway Suzuka tries so hard to go fast that she pisses herself in front of everyoneThe View When She Peed Is Mine
>>552069317bakushin is probably the smarest uma in tracen
>>552069153Sex with childhood friends.
>>552069317NOT falcon
>>552069421Never post 3DPD again.
>>552069189>>552069082A recent discovery for me too>>552069417Perfect
>>552069317canonshe's not smart, she's just pretending to be more retarded than she already is
>the whore of Babylon is still seething
>>552069317Bakushin is a true genius
>>552069518dont worry anon. i wont post the teiohogyou have my word
>>552069626Imouto!?
>>552058446>>552059141I had all the shards with 30 or so rewards to go. The carats were the final 4 rewards. definitely rigged.
>>552069626Holy shit that was instant
>>552067737How many runs have you done with that deck? You wont consistently hit 1200, but thats fine, because Umamusume is a highroll/luck game. When you DO hit 1200 spd then you will be left with a strong uma. However with 20% spd growth you should be able to hit 1200 about 50% of the time with that deck. If you're not, then its a skill issue. See >>552068289If you really want to, you can drop Condor (or Rice in Oguri's case since she can use Gourmand instead of meastro) and add a 3rd SPD card. That deck will hit 1200 EVERY time, but will be weaker than a good run using the deck you posted.
>>552069626which uma has the wettest umanko
>>552069558>she's not smartGolshi is unironically Ted Kaczynski of uma, too smart that she needs to went
>*Shlick*[Spoiler]Sorry wrong image[/spoiler)
Anytime I put her in a CM lobby some Maruzensky casually catches up AFTER angling and scheming AND unrestrained both activated and just sits on her face until the end of the race. What did I do wrong?
>>552069670I am scared of you.
>>552069518HMPPH YADDA
>>552069815Jannies are awake
>>552069854anon, you highlight your text and do control+s
>>552069867bignige overrated she has a low winrate in my data
aight who snitched
>>552069187You'd be surprised about the amount of people with fucked up stats you find through a cm, even in A group round 2, you either race whales or the average person that doesn't know what the fuck they're doing and then go to reddit to call you a whale.
>>552069894They aren'tother posts are still up
>>552069854>[Spoiler]Sorry wrong image[/spoiler)
>>552069854Rice so dumb she can't spoiler correctly
>>552069854
>>552069867Needs more power or wit, you can't be both a powerlet and a witlet. Maru probably hit red shift + shooting too
Okay bwos, I have an ACTUAL important question about all future umas, which one was the funniest name?
>>552069952thanks ryan i have been typing it manually>>552069981before: mlb kitapits is a reroller/whaleafter: two mlb ssr!
>>552070190Mr Cock n Ball
>>552069889damn she UGLY
>>552070190American Pharoah
>>552070190ikuno dictus
>>552067318>>552068268This is pre-nerf café Or post-pregnancy caféTake your pick
I hate ningens
>>552070161Mid 700s is witlet? Seriously? I thought that was a god roll...
So which is the /uma/ approved bot?
>>552069150Riko will be a bigger increase than upgrading an SR speed to biko
>>552070190for me it's Bubble Gum Fellow>all other umas get either outlandish names or normal ones>what she gets is a nickname for a loiterer
>>552070190Nick Gore
>>552069854Dumbass
>>552058785Three times. I picked the one that gives two recoveries. All failed.
What the fuck were they thinking when they made Tokai Teio's gold skills? At least give her No Stopping Me.
>>552070479
>>552070479It's Calling
one of my favorite things about uma musume is that it actually respects alt+f4 and you can quit it from anywhere
>>552069815>cafepost is still up
>>552070636Nice.
>>552070614>What the fuck were they thinking when they made (year one uma)?Nothing
>>552070636heh, funny
>>552070636This one's really good
>>552070734Just don't do it from an onsen trip because it'll eat the trip entirely
>>552069558>>552069852I dunno anon, the real Goldship was a lazy fuck and somehow fooled everyone, including his team into believing he was always running at 100% only to retire and then reveal he could run even faster, sounds very smart.
I'm tired danchou
>>552070734what games disable alt+f4? never heard of that
>>552070471Fronting is a whale game
>>552070908just 1 more day of fan runs until the next 31 days of fan runs
take the 2221 pill no looking no thoughts
dancho PLEASE
>>552070190blast onepiece
>>552070985>no concentration
>>552071114Teiofags...
>>552066179>if she were real and showed even the slightest bit of affection to us, everyone would immediately foldThis applies to every single uma btw
>>552071114DANCHOU PLEASE. ILL TAKE HIS PLACE. ILL PAY YOU
>>552071253Except Mayano Top Gun
>>552071253>>if she were real and showed even the slightest bit of affection to us, everyone would immediately fold>This applies to every single uma btwat this point i don't think it's possible for me to be raped by a female
>>552071336I'm in danger
>>552070985>1184 speedglue
Teio umanko
>>552069082>>552069417>>552069539She's also the onsen gremlin from BA, the moment I heard her laugh I knewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mj986PkqkI
Odds and I rape (You)r traineeEvens and I have to watch loving copulation between (You) and my trainee (Daiwa Scarlet)
>>552071368lemme guess, 490 pounds and your favorite is teio?
>>552070931I know a few do, not off the top of my head though. A lot of professional programs disable that and control + W/Q so you don't accidentally quit while working too
I don't like that I'm relying on borrows for Oguri's inherit. Why did I ticket Maru, bros...
>>552071572Why does Tokai Teio attract so many middle aged, bald, fat people?
>>552071572150 and 500k a year and going to die alone favourite is picrel
>nikker tachyon
>>552071654Bad taste
>>552066179I don't know, I was always wary of girls like her. The first time I saw her in Daiwa's career, my first though was "I don't trust her".
>>552066179>instagram thotjust because I love gyarus doesn't mean I have to like every horse pussy
I wonder why some G3s have cooler trophies than G1slike, oh wow you got a bog-standard chalice, look at this statue though
>>552069408I'm going to rape Mejiro Dober. Screencap this!
>>552071045If you end up below rank 5 you don't get the +50 versus riko so good luck with that
>>552071893I'd imagine some are new and more reimagined than classic g1s. Like what's the newest g1?
>>552071938oh no +30 instead oh no
>>552071572>bmi: <25>suicide status: scheduled>love: not foundI'd tap Teio
>>552071569But (you) are (Me) trainer.
>>552071938>you don't get the +50and what the fuck does that matter?+50 to what
WE need to rape Mejiro Dober
>>552071893it's like that irl too
>>552071938You're so utterly fucking retarded.
>>552071569Let's not do this today.
>>552070614Just wait for the evolved skills. Then they'll see...
>>552072112>suicide status: scheduledplease dont kill yourself. imagine how awkward it's going to be for your danchou when he has to kick you for flatlining and doesnt understand why you stopped playing.
>>552069184Bro, are you Training for, mile? What's with these stamlets? Obviously if you want to have shit stam then dropping the Creek is a good idea. The decks in your pic are fine for Mile, but I'm talking about medium here. Obviously you only use 3 collor decks for mile and sprint because you dont need stamina.>I think dropping the Condor for more consistent trainings is going to be betterDropping the Condor for a 3rd SPD card wouldn't be terrible. In this case it depends upon the sparks and the trainee. With a lot of power sparks that would work.>hoping the trainings magically line up.Thats kind of what the whole game is about. Fewer colors = more consistancy, and dont get me wrong that's quite nice. But stronger cards = better high rolls.Pic related is what I'm using for my Taiki. Like I said before, Power Rice would be nice, but I use Creek because I have it, and I need maestro. These results are pretty consistent actually (roughly 40% of the time). Sparks are 8 SPD 5 stam, 3 power.
>>552071893most historied trophy in cricket is a small urn referencing an 1882 shitpost
>>552071938it is literally impossible to defeat team vanilla&chocolate without the max +50 bonus
>FARUCOTACHI NO KACHI!!!So true! Smart Falco? More like CUTE Falco!
Ran against a Maru in a room match that witmaxxed, still had 1300 stam+guts and basically caught up with the ooniger Suzuka and managed to keep hold until the finish line.
>>552072361the original nfl trophy was a mass produced piece of shit that a real estate company gave some ohioans, who promptly proceeded to lose it to armed bootleggers
>>552071893DO NOT post the NZ trophy oguri fat won
>>552072438she only ever says FARCOTACHI NO KACHI and never HOEEEHHH these days...
>>552072373this retarded gaslight has to end, +30 still makes it perfectly doable to beat riko and it's not even a gamble. i've ran multiple runs where i got fucked in two races (one draw, one loss) and STILL won the riko fight. from experience it's way better to take the +30 than gambling on one of the early races and shitting your run
>>552067654NTA, but for me the biggest issue is that I'm a lazy cunt, plus I hate daily tasks, same goes for gacha and video games. I will push harder than I likely should, trying to force improvements, but that isn't what makes me stop funny enough, it's the daily rhythm bullshit, forcing me to do it again. Bit hard to describe, so I hope what I'm saying makes at least a little bit of sense.
>>552072373That is so not true. I have beaten them with only the +30 bonus with A shitters.
>>552072094Japan Cup maybe? Still 40 years old so older than half of the anons in this general
>>552072302I'm sure danchou would notice the foul smell
>>552072745im pretty sure he already does anon
How are horses still legal, after all they've done
>>552071938Obviously that extra +20 helps, and you always want to go for 1112, but you should be able to beat Riko with +30. Just not QUITE as often.The main reason you want to pick the top option is for increased team stats to get training facilities leveled faster. You pick 2 on the last race because that late in the game reward isnt worth risk.
>>552072795
>>552072653teio is so erotic its unreal
>>552071542sorry i dont play BA
>>552059260>city>tsunderelmaoshe doesn't ever get dere for you, tf you talking about?
>>552070636nice meme anon
>>552072795cheeky
did trial career with no borrow but accidentally made a usable berry last skill is lone wolf
>>552072942densest anon ITT
Maachan!
I HATE teio
>>552072112erm BMI<25 is literally healthy THO
what do other anons do to pass the time when they're bored and not doing runsim learning latin
I started using my "For You" tab on X and now my limeline is flooded with Luna and Cheval GrandThis is greathttps://x.com/i/status/2005923060466188597
>>552073026who?
>>552073026¡ay machissimo!
>>552072942>t.Walks his umas home gently
Super Creek's fat ass.
>>552073046>flooded with Luna and Cheval GrandHOLY BASED! Post more luna, and boyfag while at it, both are cute as hell for obv reasons.
>>552072287>When you move right or leftthis is bullshit, Technician almost always procs early race for me so i'm 90% sure this is going to also proc early and waste the speed and accel>at a random point during the middle legwon't this be literally worthless if it procs before the final corner, which is likely will?AAAIIEEEEEEEE CYGAMES FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT STOP GIVING TEIO SHITTY SKILLS HER IRL COUNTERPART WAS LEGENDARY AAIEEE AAIEEEEE
>>552073045jerk off to umas
>very first rest of the game>night owlFuck you
>>552072112>suicide status: scheduledWhen you die can i have your account tho? Just to make sure danchou didn't kick you out for flatlining
>>552073128I want Super Creek to give me a nursing hand job
>>552073128whats with hags and having big butts? does the fat start going there as they age? how mysterious.
Turf Queens...but where could Oguri have gone...?
>>552073045contemplating why I'm dumb and retarded and didn't form relationships with people irl
>>552073142here's your fat boy anon
>>552072887team stats are the same the only thing you get is extra +1 trainee stats for each letter grade up of team you beat (basically nothing)
Parent status?
>>552073046AI slop
Even after anons explaining to me how to use pasa power, I still can't cap speed with it. Maybe you just never click power the whole run?
>>552073045learning japanese so one day I can go to Comiket not looking like a tourist (already got the Asian height)
>>552073045I gave up on BW SC at zerg campaign 8 I can't just spam lings and mutas, or hydras anymore so I'm slopcoding my own slot machine to pass the timeI occasionally join jiggies posted here
>>552073045watching vidya programming videos on yt (I understand 10% of it)
>>552058163It's 2025 dementia boomer
>>552073548Just click speed one more time
>>552073520>king >parentfor who?
...
>>552073142https://x.com/i/status/2006150933055467685
>>552073038what the fuck is a kilogram
>>552073651oh no kita took her
>>552073628but pasa and rice had a rainbow in that turn...
>>552073045Gentoo
I lost the unity cup finals, should I kill myself now or later?
>>552073627
>got hot springs ticket twice in a row with OguriIs this a message?
>>552073651!!!
>>552073773no power go again
>>552073045doodling, playing other games, touching myself
>>552073587ANUS PEAK
>>552072094completely new - Champions Cup (year 2000)upgraded to G1 - Hopeful Stakes and Osaka hai (year 2017)
>>552073773you already bricked yourself taking kekking gale
>>552073045work and thinking about how i'm ok with getting run over walking to work but not on the way back because there's umamusume afterwards
>>552073640for Grass I guess, she's my usual number 3this was an ace run, I wasn't expecting these sparks, best parent I've gotten so far
>>552073045Binge watch cat videos on youtube
>>552073773double circle the corners would be better than double greens minus the ones for your coping stam. Lack of nsm less an issue
>>552073854Dober...
>>552073885There was nowhere else to spend the points because I didn't get NSM...
are teiofags still fat?
I had a really nice dream where I was helping Nice Nature go through the Yakuza games and we were laughing together at the silliness of it. She kept making cute sounds whenever she would punch the enemies. I think there's no hope left for me.
>>552069421Ugly Hag
this means uma number 2 is the correct pick, right?she's more consistent, and has higher potential even though the median says they're equal
>>552074026you think they lost weight overnight?
i missed all the porn
If your uma has never won the Arima Kinen she is a loser.
>>552074139Yes. 2. 1 is dying.
Bakushin gave me an armpit fetish.
>>552073128I want to hump it while she goes 'ara ara' and tells me to calm down
>>552074180>archives>deleted posts with imagesJust be careful about the Club Points
>>552074171i mean at THAT level of weight, if he didnt eat for a single day he'd go down by like 5 pounds
>on a God run>get fucking bricked on race halfway through the career>no retries because Niggu Kiegger decided sofukI should've actually read what showtime mode deos
Teio bros will never recover
>>552074139what website is this? the old one i used doesn't have those lines at the bottom
hehe...
>>552072112You should kill yourself, but make sure to take a politician with you :)
>>552074450https://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
>>552074302She is the pit queen
>>552073471Really? I thought you get more stats on your team members too. Runs where I pick 2 first always seem to not go as well. Maybe its because the fact that I picked 2 first meant that I had a bad start and thats why.
mfw i have to fanslut because danchou's retarded
Should i pull for Dober?
>>552074474how I sleep knowing I'll be waking up to a 9* Stamina/9*Med/9* URA parent
will we EVER get the chance to retry goal races even if we met the goal, but didnt get first?
>>552073038>_14bros
>>552074502thanks
>>552074654yes
uhm umaoooo bwos we are not gonna choke S rank because our Danchou flatlined for the entire month right?
>>552072287They need to hurry the fuck up with evolved skills
>>552073824You must save her from the cuck chair, anon
Baksushin made me straight
>>55207413920% survival rate on great mood is a brick
>>55207413920% survival rate without accounting for debuffs is hilariously bad
OH COME ON
>>552074801Embarrassing club. I would never join a club where the danchou leeches.
>>552075004you're done for, yeah
>>552075004I've been spooked 4 times by 2 different Currens on the JP server I'm glad I'm not the only one suffering.
is Ryan skill shit on POOdolf?i tried raising her as late with it and she keeps losing races compared to when i just used triumphant pulse on her
>>552075184
>>552075004diseased account
>>552075004My condolences
>>552075065>>552075174>>552075252I ALREADY HAVE HER AT 5*
>>552075184UMANKO
>>552075313Free clovers!
>>552073045i try to figure out why my docker containers are all breaking
>>552075184Yeah would
>>552075174you are CURRENtly suffering
>>552075184the haru urara manga was finally fully translated by the way
>>552075184MOOOOOODS
>>552075313your account has STD...
>>552075004Lucky lucky, you get to take a one month break and then reroll the account!
>>552075524MANT is a 4 month break
Are they ever going to do anything about affinity and inspirations or is this always going to remain absolute dogshit
>>552073548Anon 1168 SPD is good. Unless that was a highroll, then your deck is fine. You dont hit 1200 SPD everytime and its not the end of the world if you are a tiny bit low. That power stat is massive. 1168 spd with 1111 power is much better than 1200spd with 950>>552073721Yeah that was the correct decision. By "click spd one more time" that anon meant that you were really close, not that you necessarily had to click SPD on that turn. The stats you got for that double power rainbow where better than getting +32 spd.
Woiya happy! Haiya lucky! Thank you, Shiraoki!
>>552075591wish granted you'll be able to get higher affinity by grinding out a million races in MANT
>>552075184holy moly
>>552074080Nope. You are evolving into a higher level than any of us could hope to achieve, perhaps possibly in an entire lifetime. If I wasn't so amazed I would post a more jealous reaction. Guu job, anon!
>>552073045Read a bookCollegeGym/runningGetting some of my actual work done remotelyMaybe ill try my hand at learning another language one day...>>552075667>Ended with a 7Very lucky
>>552074080I wish I could have dreams about cute anime girls like a lot of anons on 4chins post, all my dreams (that I can remember) tend to be a stream of illogical random bullshit that feels like the main writer is on crack and the script is desperately trying to put it together in a cohesive story
>>552074080When I develop the skill of lucid dreaming i will completely abandon ningen women
>>552075591the bonus affinity is changed later on (shared G1s give more, G3 and G2 stop giving it iirc) and it becomes really easy to get double circles every time
>>552075871Mine were like this long ago. Now I only get realistic nightmares which are even worse than the most horrorifc eldtrich death nightmares, at BEST. Most of the time I don't even get to remember a single dream. I'd love to have even those nightmare again over nothing or realistic dread.
>>552075975Do G2's and G3's increase affinity on current patch?
>>552074502>try this>survival rate 10%>my maruzensky without debuffers always survives?is this website the reason everyone went 1200+ 2 gold for gemini cup?
>>552076070the same way as G1s, yes
>>552075871I think there are research where you dream of things you see in the day? Don't know if that's debunked or not but try looking at anime girls all day
>>552075591MANT breaks the current way of doing affinity so they nerf G2s and G3s and buff G1s so you only want 20 wins instead of 50>>552076070yes, and half the information for parent farming neglects to mention that that's how it works on global at the moment
I've maxed out speed more often when using Brian SSR
>>552075184That's some good umanko
>>552073683Man my brain instantly goes "AI!" when I see the coloring and shading, kinda annoying
post MANT did you want to run MANT or URA for parents... i thought even current JP did URA for parent farm
>>552076147It was made for a sloptuber (and branded so "at release"), so take a guess
>>552076268Bakushin after our 2nd kid
>>552076398URA if you believe in the scenario sparks, MANT if you want easier blues and whites out the assJP doesn't use it because the second latest scenario creeps the fuck out of everything
>>552076456Keep at it, I need one of your kid to breed Kitasan (wife)
>>552076398>i thought even current JP did URA for parent farmWhat, no. Most people run the new scenario, Tucker's, or Twinkle Series (depending)
>>552073773>Rushing gale>On a CM where the late race starts on a corner evenfucking lolWho do you think you are Happy Meek?>>552074012Yes you did you fucking retard.If nothing else you could have gotten rainy days, medium corners, medium straights, and pace straights to double circle. You probably had a an inherited unique like Victoria por plancha too, which while not great, would have at least provided SOME value.Rushing Gale is a garbage skill, but on this CM it actually literally does nothing.
>>552075184whore
>>552076374i assume ai for anything with 1 girl and vague background
>>552076374It sucks cause a lot of people scream AI pre-emptively. They do that to one of my favorite artists, even here.
>>552074904>>552074956that's awful mood, I make sure I can spurt even in bad conditions
>>552075184Where can I find a girl like this?
>>552076398Bots are best compatible with URA
>>552076679in elementary school
>>552075405??
>>552076727With mounds like that I think middle school is the way to go
>>552076727BRB bros, wish me luck.
>>552076679Your local elementary school
>>552076679middle-schoolers tend to look like thatminus the umanko showing and ears and tail andyou get the idea
>>552076679In Tracen.
>YOU SEE TORENA SAN, YOU MUST BANG NATIE, CAM ON FAGGOT, DO IT, DO ITWhy are her fans like this?
Was power a gaslight? I'm getting beat out by powerlets with 1k wit
>>552076679hanshin jf
>>552075667Siraoki saved you from rolling a 666 and getting cursed and losing all your coins.Sasuga, faith in Shiraoki always pays off.
>>552076147you should always look at the spurt and not survivalclick on the show hp and you'll see that what it means is you gassed out meters away from the finish line which doesn't matterwhat you need is the spurt rate, you only get the max top speed if you get to late-race with enough hp, this is what really matters
>>552076852STOP RIGHT THERE
>>552076925a gold accel will do more for you than all the power in the world
>>552076841>77>at least 77 images
all you need to know is witgawds run this game
>>552076901I want to fluff her hair. Fluffing her hair must feel better than sex.
>>552076901the shopping district wishes her happiness and true happiness for umas come from sex with their torenas
>BL artist>draws BL (mostly dr stone) 95% of the time>that 5% is drawing Uma girls>these Umas looks so much cuter and prettier than average waifufag artistit's as if the artist can turn off their yaoi goggles when it comes to drawing women
I have managed to run out of all the SP from the Fuji event.
>>552072315Those umas were from my TT roster, to illustrate the point that because training bonuses are multiplicative, it is almost always better to go 3 colour at best for your deck. Any more and you dilute your potency too hard. Your results are impressive with your deck, but you should try borrowing MLB power rice, going full stam sparks, and dropping Creek for an SR wit.See pic related Taiki I just made to illustrate my point. I drop 330 power but gain 440 wit by running a 2 colour deck because of multiplicative stat gains. And this is having gotten zero speed rainbows in the final five turns of the game - power should be around 700 and speed should be capped on a better run.
>>552067339>Start with something light like 500m swim, 15min jogging, 15lbs+15lbs weights>Breathing is important>1st 2 days is hell involves puking and headaches, 3rd day pain is gone as some nerves are awake.>Eat chicken breasts Good luck bro
just found out me and danchou were in the same WoW guild, what are the odds of that happening?
>>552075004Is Curren the most spooked Uma on /uma/?
Alright guys I'm taking my mom to a race at Nakayama in a couple of weeks I hope she has fun
>>552077241I was shitposting when I said fujos were playing uma. I didn't know it was actually true...
>>552076925Kind of. If we're talking battle of raw stats, power wins. But if we're including skill setups and all that, wit suddenly completely eclipses power.
>>552077376tickets are only $5?
>>552076901Because all of Nice Nature's fans are elderly people from the shopping district. They're already happily married with kids, and arent interested in cheating on their spouse. Instead they just want their proxy daughter to give them some damn proxy grandchildren already.
>>552077323Mcqueen or Special Week I think hold that title
>>552077376Based anon
>>552076398>i thought even current JP did URA for parent farmNo one does this in JP anymore. It's island or onsen now
>>552077376heh. YOU would go to the fairy stakes, wouldn't you boyhave fun anon
>>552077273if think it would be better with the 330 power and -440 wit
>>552077308erm anon the puking part is not supposed to happen....
>>552077376You can just BUY reserved seats?
>>552077496$5-$25 for reserved seats (I got the shittiest ones that were left) General entry is $1.50
>>552077376Based
>>552077376I hope she experiences a real Nakayama festival
>>552077606Yes? some races require reservations beforehand, even
>>552077589Some people are overweight or obese with acid reflux could experience this
>>552077620*vomits*
>>552077376fuarking hell tickets to my local racecourse are $30 where I'm from and I have to dress up like a posh cunt because of the culture
>>552077729Bongbro...
>highroll on medium A>lowroll on medium SThis is fucked up.
>>552077323Curren is a spook
i have 2 borrows still but don't feel like doing careers i'm sorry
>>552077579In my experience 800 power is the sweet spot, excess points should go into wit so that you aren't left behind by the fronts and can actually get into position for SFV.
>>552077461NTA but this is what I'm starting to think right now. At least for Taiki. I'm seeing a lot more front runners in lobbies than I expected, so I need to fight just to get 4th place for SfV.All my power aint gonna do shit if I can't activate SfV.
>>552077729Must be cheap because it's a G3 honestly.
>>552077323That'd be Rice or Teio
>>552077620*changes her hairstyle to Mcqueen's or Dober's*
>>552077867you can never have too much power
>>552073045>weightlifting>taking care of my wife (she makes our money im just the house husband)>studying for my degree>playing other games (POE 2 rn)>playing with my orange kitten (I have posted him before)If I had gotten into this game before I got the kitten I would have named him Fukukitaru for sure
>>552077323she spooked me the day before dober and i had to spark for dober
>>552077782I just quit if I get distance S. It bricks the run.
>>552077606Lottery first and then the remaining seats are sold First-come first serve. If you have a JRA Credit Card you get to enter a special lottery before everyone else.
>>552058083I got so many monies I dont even know what to do with it.I'll just do 3 runs today, Happy new year /uma/ gotta prepare for the feast tonight.
>>552077931Rice wouldn't do this
>>552077970>not being a DINKyour caratmaxxing skills are lacking
>>552077729For my local racecourse the admission is free always unless it's the King's Plate which is one of our Triple Crown races here. Even then the admission fee isn't too bad still iirc
>>552077620SEX
>>552077867actually how are you only getting 10665 you suck at training torenaaaaaa
Umamusume got me to finally buy merch of something and the first of it has finally arrived.
>>552078124EKWIPS FAHST
>>552078057>Leaf
>>552077939My 900 power 800 wit Taiki beat a 1k power 600 wit Taiki yesterday though
>ryanfag is also ntrfag
>>552078124do they have rais showaaaaa
>>552078124Cute plush! Make sure to take lots of photos of her.
>>552078212im not. i dont post ass pics of umas
>>552078124Wtf I didn't realize my phone camera takes pictures at such an absurd res
Please stop wifeposting it's bad for my mentalhealth
>>552078193Yeppers
>>552078169Top Anal
>>552078032Well once I finish school we'll be DINKed out. For now though I'm just the lumbering ancient behemoth in the community college room with all the 17 year old jumpstart students.
https://arca.live/b/umamusume/155258201?category=%F0%9F%94%9E&p=1
>>552077589If you are a typical 4channer that doesnt get any exorcise, the sudden shift is a bit extreme. Puking should be unlikely, but its not uncommon (especially if you over do it on your first gym session). As long as it doesnt continue, then its not a big concern.
Does anybody enjoy Unity Cup here?You click all the spirits, you get double circles and randomly lose your 3rd cup, and now you are stuck with +30 max bonus, causing finals to be lost. You may lose with that +50 randomly anyway, basically ruining your entire run.This isn't even gambling. I'm not getting crazy highs from spirit bursts because they are very random and more of than not, it's just boring and stressful to not land spirits. Rainbows alone were quite enough.Never felt this way in URA. This is frustrating. Don't even get me started on spirits RNG. I had 5 bubbles that I couldn't burst during my last run because either they never appeared or appeared in guts alone, while I had 3 rainbows in speed. I'm so done with this. Glad we're on an accelerated schedule.I would consistently spend all my energy back in URA. Can't do it any.more. I really can't stomach the grind with Unity Cup.Reverting back to URA doesn't feel good either since I can't upgrade my roaster anymore. Trust me, I tried, but getting worse UMAs every time despite doing good runs is not really engaging and feels bad in a different way. Stat gains are not the same. If the progression aspect of the grind wasn't completely ruined, I would stick to URA and never look back.TLDR; Fuck Unity Cup. Would seriously drop playing the game if we had to endure this badly designed abomination of a mode few more months.
>>552078093If anything I'm surprised she's 10665 like this.
>>552078093nta, career score is utter nonsense, idk hothats not high 12s at least
>Dress code requiredPosh bastards. It's a horse race, not a ballhttps://www.ascot.com/plan-visit/royal-ascot-what-to-wear
>>552078320unironically just be yourself, its that easyunless youre teioposter
>>552078057racing is the original f2p gacha
>>552078286you should
>>552078456This only works if yourself is a normalfagI can't be myself
>>552078418If you're consistently losing on the +30 bonus, you're just bad at the scenario.
Oguri's smooth umanko
I got giga fucked with the greens this run so the strategy was pick a bunch of early skills and pray that they proc groundwork.Any mathematicians in the thread to tell me how likely is this to work?
>>552078358This person would probably have more success at cooking if they took of their Umamusume hand puppets first.
>>552078450this is a poorfag filter
cm in 24 hours or 48?
>>552078434umabuse
>>552078623see THAT mentality right there is why it doesnt work for you
>>552078450Go Cheltenham instead
>>552078338three races from your country exist in Winning Post
>>552078418This smells like reddit pasta
>>552078387is this CP?
Blackedushin
>>55207863550/50
>>552078450What the fuck do you mean you have to pay out the ass for formal wear to watch a fucking horse raceThis isn't the 20's. Not even theater shows require you to dress up anymore. This is the type of shit that kills interest.
Why do I like Pokke
>>552078752kill yourself
>>552078835She does the cute blinky face
>>552077241this desupicrel is a jojo fujo artist
>>552078835he's my favorite youtuber too especially since genshin was my first gacha
>>552078387you don't have a new one? I already saw this
>>552078752
>>552078910
>omg a guy got Ug by ultra high rolling and spamming racesmeanwhile the weakest neichafag in jp
>>552078212I don't post AI slopRyan is okay
>>552078752i raise you... blacked Ryan!
>>552078238Nyo not from this maker/style>>552078272My desk is extremely messy and I'm not really a picture taker so probably not
>>552078635Pic unrelated? You have three guaranteed greens plus taking the lead.
>>552077880>At least for TaikiThe pattern with the good accel skills right now in our environment is that they require you to be in a certain position. Something interesting or worth thinking about why though is that spurt does not require you to be in any position.
Okay what should I expect
>>552079026
>>552078450One of those don't have a dress code, still retarded of them to have any at all (one for ViP area makes sense)
>>552078726Woah that's pretty cool. They should add the King's Plate sometime too, it's probably our most known one. Thanks for sharing anon, I really wanna play WP but I'm a dekinai so not sure how much I'd get filtered but it seems fun
>>552078635Anon, runaway counts as a green for Groundwork.
>>552078893>>552079026Makes more sense than Blackedushin for sure, Ryan is pure ntr tomboy bait so she can feel like a girl
>>552079047It was actually wrong pic
>>552078995What does a typical USSJ Uma stats looks like?
>>552078925
>>552079175>>552079114Blacked ryan for new OP?
>>552079175>>552078752>>552079026>>552079239actual porn induced brainrot on display
>>552076770you heard me
Does straightaway recovery work on Scorpio? Do I take it?
>>552078818The pomp is what attracts people to the Royal ascot
>>552079181anon... runaway+left-handed+taking the lead is enough to proc groundwork
>>552079026>>552079175She almost got picked up by playboys during summer training, she would 100% get blacked. Bakushin is too uptight for any of that.
umanko
>>552079363Wei sex
Time to dick down Teio
>>552078418The recent update/patch does NOT encourage free thinkingThis is a lil bit of a rant, I’ll admit that. But ever since this new update/patch came out, every cm besides Libra has become the “Taiki/Suzuka-race”. It’s like if you don’t have those two umas, or your umas aren’t built perfect to a T to combat them, then you’ll lose. You could have a perfectly built front runner, only for one mediocre built Suzuka to come in and win because of her being a runaway. It’s really frustrating when you don’t have Taiki OR Suzuka. And it’s a lil ironic how when this patch was announced, people claimed that now global can “think for themselves”, when now it’s just everyone spamming the same two umas. Its annoying and I feel like I’m giving up this cm before it even started
>>552079363gyaru impregnation sex at the beach
>>552079356why are you so mentally ill, is it because your skin is the color of shit?
>>552079356It's canon then...
Don't bully Ryanfags, they're not worse than Teiofags or, may Allah forgive me for uttering these words, NTRfags
why did nobody warn me that mcfat can't trigger her unique against runaway suzuka
>>552079297No, there are no straights on Scorpio. The entire map is just corners.
is it feasible to farm 9* without borrows? should i even bother. three tries a day is so cancer. i have decent 7*s at the moment.
>>552079501if you're running mcqueer, just bring urara
>>552077729I can go to Del Mar on general admission for free whenever i want since i have a military IDBut for santa anita park i gotta pay atleast $10 though they have a ton of free admission days so its whateverOnly downside is that i gotta take a 8 hour drive south (or a 1hr 30min flight for 100$ which is worth since fuck that drive) to see it.
>>552079383>>552079430You wouldn't a zoomer, would you?
>>552078995>USS>USS1>USS2>USS3So, we're Dragonball now?
>>552079149>I'm a dekinai so not sure how much I'd get filteredI am also dekinai, best I can do is slowly spell out things in katakana (I mostly read horse names as they are all written in it)The first couple of hours is the worst, because you will be screenshooting and pasting it to your image translator of choice, but after you learn the UI it's really easy to play
>>552078418>>552078742https://www.reddit.com/r/UmamusumeGame/comments/1pzydsx/does_anybody_enjoy_unity_cup_here/
>>552079356didn't know that LOL
>>552078418>>552079414they hated him because he told them the truth even while beign barebones ura had more decision making than just follow the bubbles and is even going to get worse when mant comes out and the only strat available is spamming races
>>552079181Very high odds, just not 100%.With 778 wit, the odd of you not activating Taking the Lead OR Dodging danger are very low. Plus you have a decent shot at target in sight.
>>552079297It works.
>>552079641I can't believe we have real redditors among us
>>552079356Didnt she actually scare them all off?
>>552079562Doggy style with tail pulling and no protection
>>552079556>military IDcute art shakurglowie
>intentionally make a shit Maru so that she gets 3/4 for shootingheh get fucked NERDS i'm not a bad toreina
>>552079641oh it's the -game one i couldn't find it in the other
>>552079562Zoomers are nearly 30 now, old man.
>>552079764yes, but obviously secondaries who dont even play the game wouldnt know that
>suddenly narita top road
>>552079873I know....I'm 25
>>552079968This post exceeded the weight limit
>>552080029TRACENRACEN
>>552080029Unc's still got it...
>>552078418Riko is easily beata le at +30 get good
>>552079105to fall in love with a narcolep
>>552079968
>>552079297Yes, but its worse than usual. It has exactly a 50% chance to get activated late race and be wasted.
>>552079574AIIIEEEEEWHY ARE JAPS ACTING LIKE SPICDID /UMA/ LIE TO ME AGAIN???
Who is the true oldfag uma? I'm not talking 30's, I'm talking genuine geezers the kind that prioritize sleeping over anything else
>>552079641>>you can clock the team races, the spirit trainings don't cost extra energy, and the skill hints are more consistent.>Damn. I wish they would bring these QoL early like they did with the balance patch. These would fix the mode for me.People confusing the idea of "making it smoother to playing the game" with "making all your umas X% stronger while changing nothing about the process" will never not annoy me.>but reddit/uma/ is far worse for it because I actually read /uma/.
>>552079414Holy drama queenSuzuka and Taiki are shit in the next two CMs and basically just as good as anyone else in the dirt CM
>>552079789Shakur is cuteBut yeah a fuckload of major racetracks (atleast in the states) have free general admission days or at the very least heavy discounts at times.I recommend looking up your local tracks and taking a visit some time, its good fun.
>>552078995yeah stats get higher in the future. No one expected this before MANT
Taiki's Shuttles
>>552079721this is getting out of hand!!
*kills your run*
I'm gonna crash out
>>552080434ill take commendation practice and then go fuck riko afterwards :)
>>552080029unc is pushing 30 fr fr
>>552080112FIGHT OFIGHT O
>>552080434why I always leave one in the chamber (riko date) when using king halo sr
>>552080029
>>552080223I wish you posted before I bought it then
>>552079328runaway triggers gw?
>>552080365You see they wont tell you this but in Umamusume the U in USA stands for Umamusume.Its the Uma States of America.The president is an umamamusume and her VP is her trainer.Except in 1961 when the trainer was president and his uma the VP...
>1000 wit>rushedgee thanks now my unique is useless
>>552080029Me too
>>552080659He's misleading you anyway, straightaway recover always activates early race. At least it does when I need it not to.
>>552080714
>>552080662Yes, it's a green and is a groundwork activator
>>552080714i'm excited for the future of late surgers. 1200 wit or they're glue
>>552076647Can't exactly blame them for the most part, see below. It's all such a muddled mess these days, plus some people are insanely obsessed with it all making it worse.>>552076614Yeah I can get behind that, it's sadly quite a valid concern these days, esp on here.
Runaway should force a witcheck
>>552080781>always activates early raceRight out of the gate is not considered a straight for scorpio.
>"Your Trainee Knows Fewer Skills than the competition"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHE OUTCLASSES EVERY SINGLE NPC RUNNER IN HERE BY A FACTOR OF 3X ON EVERY FUCKING STAT HOW THE FUCKKKKKKK IS SHE LOSING THIS IS RIGGED
>>552080662Yes. This is not a gaslight. I have confirmed it with my own eyes.
>>552081036
>>552081024No, but it should triple the chance of rushed.
>>729696297>>729696297>>729696297>>729696297
Why does Nigger Niggseki's thing have to be so long with no benefit.I've talked about wanting higher difficulty careers for a while, but having to cripple my next like 15 runs runs for no benefit with CM right around the corner is rough.
>>552081024It does, it's a toerina witcheck
>>552081238>dead >dead>dead>dead
>>552081156first straight starts on middle leg
>>552081238What did he mean by this
we still have 20 images left anons...
>>552081238>nuked off the archive too
I'm afraid, I can sense NTR baking...
>>552081238>dead dead dead deadAHAHAHAHAH
>>552081238the post numbers don't even go that high
>>552081326
I made a 600 wit witlet and... wtf this is so trash the skills aren't going off
>>552081412>>552081283thats because its 200k posts in the future anons
Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin?Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin.
>>552081546*200 million
>>552081238>can’t be a post number>could be a social security number
>>552081559>4 speed on a 20% growth umaFor what purpose?
>>552081559bueno
>>552081238>newnigger doesn't know how to link cross-board
Is it possible to make a last minute Suzuka? I just got her...
>>552081657There are certain combinations of cards that let you occasionally get to 1300 speed, but only as Teio
>>552081657It's a Teio poster, too busy thinking about food
>>552081657Fun
>>552081732you only need 1 run to make an ace
>>552081238will we even be alive by that point
hehe status?
>>552080659>>552080781Scorpio has exactly 2 straights, one in the mid race and one in the late (technically it straddles the late and the last spurt phase, but that doesnt really matter). The race is unusual in that it doesn't start on a straight like most other races.Straightaway skills have a 50% chance of being activated midrace, a 50% chance of being activated late and a 0% chance of being activated early race.
>>552081732yeppershope you have your groundwork sparks ready
Big ass test
>>552081856
>>552081238wtf are you doing
>>552081942
>>552081657The speedier the better of course
>>552081942FUJIIIIIIIIII
>>552082030>>552082030>>552082030
>>552081942hmmm, the sheets are bent like there's someone under there...
>>552081938I want to cum on that big ass
>>552082042TOO EARLY RETARD
>>552081546>Newfag doesn't know how to crosspost through time.
>>552082042FAT FUCK
>>552082101die Nigger
>>552082042indo seanigger papgpag slurper can't you wait until page 10?
>>552082227ssssssssssex with helios
>>552081938Fat ass Grass...
>>552080434Death, Taxes & You May Socialize With Me!
>>552081914
>>552073024>>552073125
