Previous: >>552082030>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki ShowtimeCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
finally the number is fixed...
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>>552106329
>>552106427very cute OP
kissing Orfe in front of Journey
Uuuuuuuh umadacchiUuuuuu umapyoi
Umasumi /uma/
>>552106580shut up
>>552106367>>552106413>>552106480>>552106509>>552106524Boisterous Ojou-sama noises>>552106386>Error: Max limit of 375 image replies has been reachedAIIIIIII>>552106446Oh sweet>>552106397Easy
Cafe's daughter is pretty hot
>>552106634they're even cuter together!
>>552106608Sorry
>>552106616Based
>>552106608calm down meek
earlet...
>>552106580Keep going>>552106616So this is the power of the Mejiro Clan..
Maybe I will try to join an /uma/ club after all
>>552106616>>552106707Obviously, this run has already ended and I'm just here to shitpost, but LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO HAPPY MEEK. FUCK RIKO'S SHITTERS I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU.>>552106580I'M GONNA WATCH HAPPY MEEK SING IT AND TAKE 1000 SCREENSHOTSTL Note: I already took them and you're all going to look at my vacation slideshow against your will>>552106778SHE GOT TO SING IT
>>552106616Based desu wa
>>552106580uuuuuu sukidacchi
Fondeling my trainee's donkey ears is my human right!
HAPPY MEEEEEEEEEEEK
/Uma/ Club... I don't think we can make it... The top 30...
>>552106830Ardan girlfriend..
>>552106939it's ok bwo we tried
>>552106826I heard they poached someone from umaoooo is that true?
>>552106931AAAAAA HAPPY MEEK
>>552106616
>>552105443Results.Also recording, lots of brockening happening it seems>1 min racehttps://litter.catbox.moe/nhfbyl.mp4
>>552107005SHE WAITED HER WHOLE FUCKING LIFE FOR THIS
>>552106939Its Mambover...
Guess the sparks on this DECORATED WINNER while I continue to sperg out over Happy Meek on cooldown for a few more minutes
>>552107036>two of my umas jobbed to all the NPCsYep, RNG CM incoming
>>5521071701* guts
>>552107036THE STRONGEST
>>552107170you arent THAT happymeek anon are you...?ya know the one
>>552107076HAPPY MEEK I'M GOING TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF AOI FOR YOU, YOU EARNED IT!!!
What do umadacchi and umapyoi mean?
Dam Sacrophage's new cafe drawing goes hard
>>5521071702 stam3 long1 unique
>>552107237No? I've never posted about her here before. But I always root for her in the Finale and would love if she were an actual Umamusume we could train. I'm all out of Happy Meek screenshots.
>>552107260>umadachiall umas>umapyoibareback sex
>>552106804those are horns
>>552107076>>552107005>>552106931>>552107240
>>552106543>>552106565Congrats??
>>552107260Umadacchi is like saying my niggas
>>552107036I was closer to winning that than I thought; expected to get BLOCKED and die in the pack.I'm so used to seeing Umas running in a straight vertical line right behind each other that seeing them all spread out like that looks weird.
>>552107260
>>552107350Not my fault that they dont allow me to train Happy Meek or grant Aoi time powers.
>>552107193Winner>>552107309I'd have been OK with that. I wanted a parent for my Gold Shits so I didn't have to limit myself to borrows anymore...
Glue? I got lucky/unlucky with inspos and didn't get Groundwork. But med and turf S and decent stats.
How can Oguri Cuck recover?
does the card version of Aoi still give Iron Will on unity?
OHJ NO I FORGOT TO MAKE MY SCORPIO ACES
>>552107480No
>>552107459groundwork won't matter in the current CM due to big nig suzukas shooting to the front regardless
>>552107470She has sex with the game torena (me)
>>552107459That's the wrong hag for this race bwo.>>552107480No. Her card didn't give it in URA either, it just added a hint level to when she does give it to you. If you want it you need Satono.>>552107431Fuck me I hate parent runs.Good night umadachi
Holy moly
Wanted to do a true memerun but didn't find anyone else with a Guts support to pick
surprise sakura sexxubus
>>552107240
is christmas over yet
>>552107385It kinda makes sense for umas to run in a straight line after getting out of the gate and not move sideways at all since there are no corners, I wish there were more stretch tracks like this but longer
>>552106939the holidays were too strong. . .
>>552107605is she the sexiest sakura
>>552107605I feel naked when she looks at me...
>>552107605does this give me the green light to post more laurel?
>>552107651Uma-Christmas is yet to start
>>552107645Threesome with Aoi and Happy Meek!Fuck me I missed fan favorite too...
>>552107260umadacchi is like my fellow umasumapyoi is sex
>>552107605Rapist.
>>552107719>>552107693yes
I hope this thread will be free of rape and real horse pussy
>>552107774That's every Uma
>>552107581>That's the wrong hag for this race bwo.Definitely would have used her... If I fucking had her! No Taiki either. Every CM that fact keeps hitting me like a sack full of rocks and dried up turds.It's either being forced to use dogshit parents with bad affinities and depend on 3/3 borrows, because nobody can make decent Taiki or Maru parents or simply being unable to use them as Aces.
What's the stam rec with one recovery for pace chasers for this cm?
>>552107823There has to be at least ONE Uma that wouldn't rape her trainer if the situation allowed it
>>552107901Falco
>>552107470>Berno grow up and teach others years later>Rudolph still the school president
Is 600 speed still enough to clear URA comfortably for parent runs?
>>552107874850 will let you survive one debuffer most of the time. 950 if you want to survive double debuffers practically all of the time.
>>552107874800
>>552107871I hope they both spook you toreina-san
>>552107804nice
>>552108014Forever 17
>>552107816I need Palmer to palm my balls...
>>552108042I like getting to 700-800 in case I have to run against Riko's umas
>>552108074imagine how nice her forehead must smell like...
So I guess it's time to use my selector.What do I getMLB Kitasan1LB Fine MotionSuper Creek
>>552107816Laurel got posted so the former won't happen
hehe alcohol
you only age if you fail to win a graded race
Good night, /uma/.
>>552108042>comfortablyKinda, but not really. Depends on Uma and career. It's definitely not enough for Pasa if you keep her B Long affinity and if your Uma is facing against jacked up boss NPCs. Your skills build must be real good to carry her at this point with such speed. 700+ is a comfy zone for a final Fall Senior-URA stretch.
>>552108164kitaborrow the other ones at mlb when you need them
>>552108223NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>552107816>rapetoo late, anon >>552107605
>>552106939What's this about top 30 thing? SS+?
>>552107470>Her Prince Charming stolen by her best friend>Folkqueen double-teamed by Gold City and Ellerslie PrideWho would've thought the one good friend Oguri would have is the one who tried to bully her back in the sticks
Laurel is a succubus>You say it training, but are you asking me out on a date?>N-no!
>>552108302Tamamo Cross? Forgotten
>>552106939>>552107679It's not too late, lets fucking GO
>>552108281I will most likely wake up tomorrow, anon, do not worry.
>>552108151especially when she's sweaty
>>552108357That gaze is dangerous
>>552108078Still funny that Cyjews made a fuss about Oguri talking with Special Chud but nothing about the Rudolph and the other giga hags
>>552108357She got not ass. Bakushin got nice ass
why is the horse looking at me like this?
>>552108302>>552107470Whats it like having cuck shit on your mind all day?
Burnoutbros, what’s the one thing stopping you from deleting the game? For me, it’s Nigga Nigga O. I don’t even buy the monthly pass anymore, but I STILL want to experience this cute lil autist’s career before I pass on.
>>552108404DONT LEAVE ME
>>552108475micro umanko
>>552108492>Burnoutbros, what’s the one thing stopping you from deleting the game?my taurus plat, irl zodiac
>>552108357how the fuck did they make sakura eyes become so sexo?
>>552108475evil…
I've never gotten that many whites before
>>552108492Not wanting to get kicked by my club, the day I do is the day I'll probably put the game down
>>552108502I’m sorry.
Oguri Cuck
No skill procs but that'll have to do
>>552108656NO NO NO THEY ALWAYS LEAVE ME WHY DOES IT ONLY HAPPEN TO ME
>>552108492https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NNSQ48KM_gI refuse to die until we reach this scenario.
>>552108664hmm concerning
>>552108301top 30 is S+. /Uma/ Club is up against the wall at 30th with another club trying for their spot.They’re up against botters, carrying a dead body, and apparently many of the members not making the usual due to the busy season.
sad that i lost that laurel giving trainer a teasing handjob fanfic written in japanese
>maru>taiki>golshitWho's the best ace if I'm planning to play double dom
>>552108892I was working on my christmas gift for them but I failed to complete it in time so im gonna stop and do runs
On this last day I am reflecting on being younger. When my great-grandfather was talking about horseracing or giving life advice I always remembered him saying something like. There is only end and front, middle doesn't matter. I always thought it was to be perceived as being last place or first place in a match. I feel kinda foolish now I learned about end closers and frontrunners. I love being a toreina and my dear Uma's.
>>552108492I need to live long enough to reach year 3/4 umas. Plus I'm in a comfy A rank club
>>552108971this is a disaster, what have you done?
>>552108971 I don't really care for such things but I hope you find it for at least yourself to enjoy.
>>552108492tama comes out in 20 days
>>552109015Taiki
Umallo
How’s this lookin bwos? My other two fronts are sort of glass canons, so I figured she might as well be my tank until Christmas fatty comes out
>>552109257i fucking hate curren-chan but this is hot
>>552108971>>427725625 >link already 404'dfuuuuccckkkkk why didn't i save it
>>552109363Lates are giga fucked if you queue up with 4 front 3 pace
>cap speed on neicha>but no med S>hmmm i will redo her after i rebuild my teio>never cap speed on her againwtfim gonna drop her for another speed growth uma...
>>552109257That's not Curren's trainer btw
>>552108492Like how is burnout even real? Just do a fun run or something! If I had to do 4 maruzen fan runs every day for some club quota I'd crash out. Mix it up some!
>>552109613>big brotherit is
>>552109656Waow
>>552109656OI
>>552109656
840873418408734184087341scorp testo for my oguri cappu
>>552109656FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>>552109656fuck. now I know what I'm masturbating to on new year's
>>552109653I’m ngl parent runs suck so much of the fucking fun out of this game, made worse by the fact that your run could just be a complete waste of time
>>552109428someone MTL'd it atleast, praise the three goddesses
https://x.com/ymdam02/status/2006205437335724101A fake person in disguise
post good porn at least, faggot
>>552109656OI TEME!
>>552109656my cock n balls in that pic btw
>>552109608One day you will catch up to her, Natie...
>>552109786Ahhh yeah I gave up on those real fast. Keeping a sheet and picking whatever "good enough" parent I got has worked alright so far. Albiet I only have 2 plats, but that is fine enough for me.
>>552109808Oh yeah, I remembered the context wrong I guess>>427806606 >>427806706 >>427806774>>427806870
>>552109838But that is goodPost what you consider good then
Who's that ugly nigga on the racetrack?
with the new years looming, what is something you're going to change about yourself next year?
hehe
>>552109768need more race data489359584893595848935958
>haha sex!Stfu and go back to training
>>552109723I want to do >>552109656 to Chrono Genesis
uma : derby
>>552110132They are training guts
Can you guys go one thread without posting porn?
>>552110212SEAniggers just got home from school
Three late surgers or two fronts (1 Suzuk) and one late?
>>552110145Even Lememe made it to comiket
>>552109768>fire off 2 murmurs>doesn't matter anyway because every umagga had 900 stam and gold recoveries
>>552110285If the late doesn't have dominator don't bother
>>552110294
>>552110212what if the uma is porn incarnate
>>552110049I'm not ugly...
>Can you guys go one thread without posting p-ACK
>>552110165tama love
>>552110412AAAIIIEEEE
>>552110294>french guy>union jacklol
>>552110413Why isn't there a Suzuka and Spechud version?
>>552110412This is some low quality porn...............
>>552110412
>>552109027>A literal descendant of an uma training heritage I kneel...
AHHHHHHHH STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
Is there a reason not to press this? Is she outdone by her normal version?
STOP
>>552110412is this allowed
>>552110062Masturbating. I do it constantly. I'm going to do it far less, maybe not at all.
Fuji owes me paizuri btw
>>552110587That Pasa is good in tracks where lates are good.Furious Feat is just a good skill to have, Rising Dragon is goombling.
>>552109768721594677215946772159467one last test to see if I want to run this Oguri
>>552110145What is this booth actually selling...
>>552110650
>>552110592Need lice to sit on my face desu
>>552110005...... my dick...
Guys I gooned too much today and my dick hurts...
>>552106939>bots removed from Github>/uma/club drops out of the top 30hmmmmm I'm nyoticing something
>>552110062I will play less of this game, due to moving back to an office. I will also shitpost less.And improvement of life most likely.
Where do you guys find Uma porn at?
>>552110794slut
>>552110062Nothing.I am perfect.
>>552110387
>>552110794whore
>>552110872The internet
>>552110062Probably try to be more social and change my hikki ways or kill myself either works
>>552110923Sex with you
I WANT THESE
>>552110872exhentaidanboorufanboxpixiv if you want ai sloppa
>>552110062I decided to reduce masturbating. And cut down on other gacha games>>552110657Good luck bro
>>552110776Fuckin kek adorable retard Bakushin
Oguri Plap
mayacchi still refuses to cooperate to be my final ace...
HNNNNNNNGGGGGGG...
>>552110263Is it time for bot posting
>>552110742ogey i have decided I will not run this Oguri thanks for the races
It's over, bros. I no longer see the Umas as my daughters
>>552111089Isn't Oguri practically flat?
which Gold retard do you like the most?
>>552111184Paces are so cucked this CM man
>>552111250I want to fuck Orfevre's daughter
>>552111250Drejya > Orfevre > Goombler > Feno >>>> g*ldshit
>>552111185
>>552111250fenomenobut nakadashi fiesta is a close second
>>552111250Ship. Can't see the other 4's pits, she's got the biggest tits
>>552111246NTA but she's modestly sized and not a whorse
>already built cm aces a week ago>just going to reuse my cm6 aces for cm8See you guys in February I guess?
>>552111184>pump on pace>but no shooting>corner connoisseur>but no head-onI mean yeah...
I cant speedcap a 0% training bonus uma on 3 speed cards when they are KSB, Narita Brian, and a BikoPe borrow
>>552111250For me it's Lucky Lilac
>>552111250orfe
>>552111168>tfw I wake up or come home to either bot or horny posting
>>552111357
>>552111250nakadashi > orfevre > feno > golshi > droja
>>552111147>Speed went up by 66>Energy recovered by 30>Speed went up by 63Always greedmax bros. Maru's speed just shot up 222 in 3 turns and I think she's my main Scorpio ace instead of a rabbit now.
Gomen Oguri
>>552111250Fenomeno!
>>552110005>Although I assume I won't resist this situation, even if I tried, I wouldn't be able to escape from Laurel's arm. She is an Uma Musume. We trained and grew strong together. And if she wanted to, she could do something to me right now. It's like she has complete control over my life and death. I never thought that getting an ear cleaning was exposing myself to such vulnerability.AAIIIEEE
>>552110872I jerk off solely to pixiv AI sloppahttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/134522937#big_0
>>552110831I mean, devanon did say they were botting.
>>552111436>nutter brianthere's your problemI've been able to cap speed with just ksb + biko. You'd need 2 guts or 2 wit cards though
What's with the Laurel posts of recent?
>>552111518Natie wife...
>>552111424You can't have it all brother, sometimes you take what you can get and see if it works out.
>>552110831Bro a guy in Eden botted 69m just yesterday. Meanwhile /uma/club has been in the top 100 since like August
>>552111250my dearest wife Gold Ship
>>552111603never happened
>>552111614Well i... was already using Marvelous Sunday in that deck too...
>>552110872I commission itSkeb, Fanbox, PatreonExhentai if you want general stuff and not personalized to your taste
>>552110872Koikatsu VR
>>552111646Did she just kill him
>The next g1 race is like... 2 months laterMan im gonna miss the weekend G1 races watchalongs with /uma/ anons
>>552111759With endless sex
https://bbs.animanch.com/board/5917701/
>>552111641Sakura mafia is in town
>>552111603Get your facts straight. That was an anon roleplaying as the current avatarfag. No proof was ever posted despite the danchou literally challenging him to. Pic related sums up what actually happened
>you have to eat all the squids
>>552111641Me? I got fooled by yuriniggers saying that laurel is a yuri horse but apparently she's hyper trainersexual
Which umas are yuri horses? Which umas are trainersexuals?
>>552110062No more gooning, wanna lose about 14kg of weight
Yeah, I think I can win against umas
>>552112030This image is false. I have been botting since the first day I was in /uma/ club.
>>552112094probably because her trainer in star blossom is a girl, but game laurel and manga laurel are completely different
>>552112094>believing yurifags evermassive skill issue on your part
I deliberately never build nattie as an ace so she is forever codependent on meumas like her are better as a wife than an athlete
>guild is close to a rank>still have one more ace to make>Limbus chapter outno...
>>552112030>Get your facts straight>straight up sent full on lies picrelThe irony indeed
>>552112082
>>552112190ANON NOOOOOO YOU'RE FIGHTING THE TURF QUEENS
>>552112245the limbus chapter is out and i havent done my dailies yet... its over...
>>552112324they can't beat the torecock
>>552112217based. keep her humble
>>552112201No it's just them shipping laurel and brian
>>552111651>Evil oguri hates food, fucks her trainer while belno watch in a corner, mogs tamamo and rules the academy
>>552112403Well Laurel is in fact canonically focused on Brian and the Prix l'Arc. But it's more like rivalry rather than actual romance
>>552108492I so badly need Orfevre and Dream Journey so I'll wait and wait until they come out
>>552111936Ass Wonder
Uphill or downhill for this cm, I forget which is useful
>>552112617Oinkeron my lord... You've returned...
>>552112602it's flat like sweepy
>>552112604bwo... your sfv...
>>552112617Hi jobberhttps://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/2018104414/
>>552112657I'm not an oinker>>552112686I'm a trainer
nobody ever told me what keiba means
>>552112617>>552112686
>>552112758競馬
>>552112674I wish I was enough of an oinker to own Taiki Shuttle.
>>552112745>favorited shakur
>>552112253NTA but what the fuck are you on about? I was there in the thread and that's literally what happened. The only bots that were posted if you believe the blurry discord screenshots were from umaoo and almondlove. the whole thing was smoke and discord drama from eden and some club named endless
>>552112758anon we already talked about it
>>552112758keiba = IRL horse racing
UUUUUUUUUU I LOVE UMASUUUUUUUU UMADACCHIUUUUUUUU UMAPYOI UMAPYOIUUUUUUUU I LOVE UMAS SO MUCH
>>552112915she's for parent spurt farming
>>552112745>tazuna lv 30kekypow
>>552112030Literally nothing of those greentext is correct. The devanon was seething against a club named Endless because apparently they kept accusing Eden of botters and he wanted to out that Endless is also botting full time. Devanon only revealed 2(was 3 but he got the wrong Mambo) /uma/ clubs of botting (umaooo and AlmondLove). If anything he didn't doxx any /uma/ clubs despite the whole thread pressing him to do it
>>552112950
>>552112873who did you ticket
>>552112950literally me
>>552112982>If anything he didn't doxx any /uma/ clubsI meant to say any /uma/ club members
Scorpio lobbies435049189787251736261823
>>552113108I asked grok to break down why this comic is so fucking cute and it went "yeah that's literally you"
>>552112745LOOK AT ALL THOSE SSRSHOLY WHALE
>>552113406posting grok on 4chan might be the most pathetic thing I've ever seen on this website. Well done anon.
??????????
>>552113487half this fucking website is AI slop now
Which one bros? Left have more mid-race skills but no Dober's backline gamble
>>552113501Sparks?
>>552113501Sovlful oshi neigha
>>552113108Tachyon calls me her guinea pig but I am very clearly her boyfriend in the career.
>>552113501seiun wit gives speed
While the boob window is nice, I think I just like her normal outfit better
>>552113237Creek nursing handjobs
>>552113237results doko? can't spectate
>>552113584you don't need a backline gamble if you just go extremely hard on midrace
NANDAYANEN
>>552113629Anon that's impossible, relationships between trainers and trainees are forbidden!
What the fuckSeriously, I've had a 1% failure at least once a day for weeks
>>552109608Are you running triple speed? That's what it took me to hit 1200 on Biwa semi-consistently so it should work for Neicha too, swap in cards you have if you don't have these (you can even put Sweep or Flash over Brian if you don't like her low initial friendship)
rainbows and blues really just randomly fuck off whenever you get Medium S. This is so fucked. Give me MANT now holy shit.
>>552113702I like that the fantasy outfit shows off her awesome rockin' tits instead of the coat that makes them look like half their actual size.
>>552112982My theory is he's part of /uma/ club and didn't want Danchou to go on a kicking spree before the months end
>>552112982I don’t know with 100% certainly if it was the same anon like the greentext is saying, but it is a fact that an anon from eden that was posting with curren pictures with was asking to join /uma/club the day before the dev started “coincidentally” posting dox pics. That guy did get denied by the danchou because he was a botter. See>>551524525And if you’re saying the devanon was an Eden botter then how does that not match up exactly?
>>552113798Uh, Seiun Sky won the first, I don't remember the rest of the standings. Second was Maru, Maru, Golshi. Third is picrel. I'm trying to juggle hosting with career mode and it's not working.
>>552113850
>>552113981that is literally my deck except i have king instead of brian and 1LB SSR riko instead of MLB R riko...
>>552109608>>552113981Forgot to mention that borrowing a MLB Biko (if you already have Kita) can help push you over 1200 if you're really having trouble getting it, SR wit cards will still get you a good amount of wit.
Bwos I can’t stop thinking about how much I want Rice to sit on my face, what should I do?
bakusex
Your uma is going to smooch you tomorrow
I'm going to rape Dober
>>552114139big if true
>>552114159*be raped by dober
>>552114143....so nice of Dorija to do it
>tamamo when nobody pulls for her
IKKUYOOOOOO
How does Curren not have innate Charming right from the beginning?
>>552114075I knew about that post but I'm sure he isn't seething. He knew he was gonna get denied the instant he claimed he's botting, and if he really wanted in he could have just faked it. I was in that thread and he didn't seem like seething, at all.
Uma who would poke holes in the condom to try and get impregnated?
>>552114041dumb round bird theory...
>>552113850>>552114112this is so oguri peak
>>552114434laurel
>>552114434
>>552114359I HATE CURREN
>>552114434The only ones that wouldnt are the ones too dumb to think to do it.
Oguri ate my homework
Honestly if you did the event on the unity cup i feel like you were just asking for a bad time the RNG is already bullshit as it is and now you can add more RNG to make your experience even worse
>>552114317everyone will get her anyways because she has free pulls
>>552114110Thanks for hosting!
>>552114513Curren sneaking in a date right in front of Laisu!
>>552113584>800 powerYou don't need more than native SFV.
>>552114678I HATE YOU
>>552114556Suzuka and Maru made the event easy modo, I did nothing but make aces with them on 4x difficulty and never lost any races
>>552114128King definitely works as evidenced by this old run, Brian just has a really nice speed bonus when she hits so it's definitely worth getting at least 3LB if you can. Kita/Sweep/King can definitely max but with a 0% growth you really have to push hard on speed and not let up too much or else you can easily miss out on maxing.
Laurel would force you do unprotected sex rather than poking holes in the condom
>>552114612>umas doing that retarded dance animation
https://x.com/i/status/2006248838747844941
i don't want to play because of fujo kiseki
>go to thread>still botting topicMy God you lot are so retarded it's insane. It's crazy how everyone here will relate image reactions to a single ANONYMOUS.The one that claimed /uma/ club was botting was me and I timed it the time devanon got banned for his Nishino image. Why did you think no screenshot was ever provided retards.I could have continued ignoring this but it was a one time post that I think would be funny but now it's just tiresome.
>>552113789Don't feel like taking a vacation right now, sorry. Have some more lobbies instead:518470307456398054669831>>552113798Is that because I'm using the quick remake lobby button? Should I not do that?
i want to play because of fuji kiseki
Why is Sakura Laurel the new face of some uma thirsty for trainer cock? Did I miss something?
Pull for umas if I'm new, it's a brick, right?
nigger fukcig game made by niggers for retarded niggers like me holy fucking shit fuck you stipid niggerfaggot rng rvent i willfucking chop off your tits and tou will never paizuri a dick again ever stupid nigger whore uma retard kys
>>552114615My free pulls shall mainly go towards seiun.
>>552114131Just ask, silly. The worst she could say is "oniichan daikirai"
>>552114842
Bricked has TWO(2) slot open!We're an A+ rank club and need two more dedicated anons to join us.Monthly goal of 20 million fans but almost everyone is easily doubling this.If you're interested, reply to this post with your UID or apply(It's the A+ one) and reply to this post.
>had to take the middle option 3 times in a rowsometimes unity cup is really ass
>>552114993she's a temptress
>>552114840Unprotected sex with Chrono...
I still don't like Unity Cup bros
>>552114359why is she not wearing clothes
>>552115105>early recruitment
Flatniggers really hated the Fuji event, huh
>>552114963sybau clankerhumans are talking
>>552115024
>>552115187Flatliners do not deserve rewards.
>>552115024i say this
>>552114963So /uma/ club is bot free?
>proper Maru with Med S groundwork can't win>meme Maru with 1200 guts either places 1st or 2ndwhat the shit
>you have to do 2-3 careers a daythe horror
>>552114968Still slots, one is about to time out.
>>552115223>Flatniggersbe nice to Suzuka please
Is Dober's inherit a scam for Scorpio? Feels like it procs too early to really do anything
*ruffles uma hair*
>>552114361>”Literally nothing of those greentext is correct”>gets proof that almost all of it is correct>”w-well h-he wasn’t seething”get the brown bot dev dick out of your mouth please anon. do you want me to link you to the dozen falseflagging sweepy posts too or do remember those now?
>>552115354that's about anywhere from 60-90 minutes
>>552115341My Maru with Med A and 1100 wit gets more wins than my Maru with med S and 600 wit in lobbies
>>552114963 (You)I don't even know how the thread got a conclusion he was seething not being able to join /uma/ Club because I'm pretty sure they weren't even the same anons.
>>552115376>Is Dober's inherit a scam for Scorpio? Feels like it procs too early to really do anythingyou're right. you could've tested this on the sim by the way
>>552115143
>>552114968>>552115371you can't join rooms that have less than 15 mins left
>>552115380They love it, especially the inumusume
>>552115492FAT
>>552115492That's a face that is begging to be knocked up with three kids minimum
>>552115398gaming for a hour? tragic
>>552115321I'm pretty sure yes. It was funny seeing /uma/ Club danchou get annoyed by it though
>>552115380Good
>>552115492Squirrel musume...
Setting up my own practice rooms, what's the most likely split on actual CM day (accounting also for debuffers)? is 2 front 3 pace 4 late realistic?
>>552115187danchou kicked 3 people in a fit of rage yesterday
>>552115105Would like to apply - UID: 523077102286Currently in a club so would like a reservation for after rewards go out.
I'm training a pace did I get all this right?>No medium Sglue>No 1200 speedglue>no 850 staminaglue>no 900 powerglue>no 500 gutsglue>no 1000 witglue>no medium corners + medium straightaways + style corners + style straightawaysglue>no professor of curvatureglue>no it's onglue>no fall runner+left handedglue>no head-onglue>no killer tunesglue>no shooting+pump+triumpulseglue>do all these and still lose to suzukaglue
When you make a room, make sure to setup the time to 3 hours, it gives dacchis enough time to join and you can keep recycling the room after the race is done
>>552115589>>552115692Chrono isn't fat...>>552115625Yes
>>552115749Holy based
inumusume
Is uma musume a cunny game?
>>552115496Wish I'd known about that retarded restriction before I wasted all that time finding a Seiun Sky SSR on Chrono and starting up a career. Please accept these new lobbies after punishing me appropriately.589463631972149839901720The one lobby that someone got into was Maru, Suzuka
>>552115675I HATE CURREN
>>552115892No, this is a hag game.
>>552115892kind of, there's little girls but i don't know if i'd say its essential to the identity of the game, like some other gachas.
>>552115892yes
>>552115492aiiie, Bereshit, your gambler mother...
>brownies are still trying to protect their trannydev even after he sneaked in a malware and went on a doxxing spree after being rejected onceHonestly, you all sea botters deserve to be banned and doxxed.
>>552115892It's whatever your heart tells you.
>>552115868
>>552116117now scram you little goblin
>>552115383Rice wouldn't do this
>>552115892We have child brides, so yes.
>>552115735Just about, yeah.
>>552115105>>552115187>>552115749Holy FUCK what a STUD
>>552115817Fat mares...https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tIrMyr2Jp_E
I seriously hate Tokai Teio.
>very first Top Gun run>wedding dress outfit>Hot Spring TicketWhoa there kid slow down>>552115892well something is up
>>552115817Chrono's fat cheeks storing my semen
>>552115675Well I did think it was weird he didn't send any screenshot like he did with umaoo, mambo, and almondlove. Good to know /uma/ Club is still full of soul.
Two speed cards is too much for you huh?
This was my fault for trusting Goldship.
>>552115017sovl
>>552116064He's too busy seething over Coronado Bridge for taking the win at the Erica Sho earlier this month. Maybe next time he'll bring Concentration to prevent any late starts again
Just post some Dia pus and get it over with.
>majority of uma porn is of stallionsgay community?
I really got bent over the rail in this one.
when will official auto come to global?
>>552106427So you have to gamble within a gamble within a gamble. Im probably stop being competitive about CMs starting this CM and let whales get free wins. I dont think I could train high wit and high stamina at the same time for long cms
>>552116818buy aids
i wonder which club i should join tomorrow
>>552115321No. I've been in /uma/ club for a while and literally everyone is strategizing fan runs and helps new members figure out how to do it efficiently so that it's not a hassle getting what you need to stay in the rank, not to mention that being a /vg/ club we're not exactly able to get anything but dedicated anons that wouldn't risk their precious account.>>552115675This is actually way funnier now that you've cleared it up. I can laugh at danchou instead of being confused so thank you anon.>>552116447It's a surpisingly nice and comfy club to be in.That said I don't know how much longer we can stay at the current rank range if Cygames doesn't do something about the blatant botters like eden that get 15 to 70 mil in a day. You'd think that would trigger some automatic ban flag.
>>552116447Those who didn't update to the latest repo that had the added code wouldn't have been included in the dox list but can still use the bot just fine so it doesn't automatically make anyone clean, just saying
Nobody asked for the flatfriends to be kicked in the club chat againSo no kickingBeing a danchou is so easy
>https://x.com/amiami_a_event/status/2006260430763901394>see this>rush over there>gentildonna and vivlos sold out>probably sold out hours agofuck you to whatever intern that decided to post that even though shit was already sold out
>>552115925I'm starting to think my 700 stamina taiki maybe doesn't have what it takes...
I still have yet to see a single anon explain how V.Bourbon isnt a total brick. She wins vs nothing.>DUDE SHES SO EASY FREE GROUNDWORKYeah? And every other front in the game gets free taking the lead. She literally cant unless you MLB twin turbo and dance through a TRIPLE AGEMASEN EVENT.You can farm groundwork, there are thousands of groundwork parents on umadb, and you can even desperation guaranteed groundwork via falco. Bourbon cannot realistically get taking the lead in any scenario.Any front with only groundwork or only taking the lead will ALWAYS lose to an uma with both.
>>552117039why do you keep reposting thislike who cares
What happens if a Uma abuses her trainer by hitting or yelling at him?
>no carats for christmaswill we get something for new years? right?RIGHT?
>>552116807the gameplay loop in JP right now>buy monthly passes>CM in a few weeks>train a parent using autoplay>pick desired blue/red spark w/ monthly pass privileges>reroll sparks up to 5 times w/ monthly pass privileges>do this 15 times daily (15 rentals)>repeat until you have 2 parents>upgrade green or blue spark to 3* w/ the tachyon event if needed>manually train your CM aces before CM starts>participate in CM>rinse and repeat
2026 is the year of the uma
>>552117037700 is understammed without a 2 golds or 1 gold and a bunch of whites.>>552117062Goldship dropkicks her trainer on a regular basis and never gets in trouble.
can’t stop thinking about being overpowered by a pack of feral gyaruma…
>>552117121Sorry, but globalbabs don't celebrate Xmas, only Hanukkah. No gifts for you, goyim.
>>552117141>auto parentsThe fabled Elysian Fields....
>>552117141I will miss raging 5 hours straight at bad rainbows when this becomes the normal in global
>>552117208Cheval is really pushing the limits of being a "boy"
>>552117059A shit ton of people care. She is genuinely the #1 character people recommend to roll for
I'd win
>>552117208m-mods…
>>552117208Bwo….
>>552117326but that's holidays ogurin
>>552117208
>>552117141Since you own both parents this is actually comfy, you can end a bad run early without wasting rentals and you have fuckton TPs you'll never run out because they give out so much. Don't have to worry about fan farming since you farmed a fuckton while auto'ing parents
>>552117267>>552117347uggo uma
>>552117141That sounds... shit?Like, when do you actually play the game? The game turned into an idle clicker like ghe stupid cheek game or AFK journey
>>552117341Fuck
>>552115749post the "fit of rage" for the class
>>552117435when training your CM umas you still need to do it manually and you can do so at your own leisure since you have both parents and not held by rental limit
>>552117405gay torena>>552117435when you train your aces I guess
>>552117208This is SFW!!
>>552117368You buy her.
>>552117341>>552117487Anon...
>>552117435You make aces and you run CM. Grinding shit sparks for hours while your eyes glaze over is not some sort of essential gameplay loop that must be preserved.
>>552117487serves you right
>>552117405apologise right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYGjFoYGyBIi keep rewatching this and giggling like a little girl
>>552117516look at that slutwanna steal those shoes
>>552117487you faggots never learn
>>552117487OGURI NEVER LOSES, BABY!!
>monthly pass is mandatory truly a cyjews kusoge classiceven grub didn't get this bad
>>552117551make me uggo
>Connecting>Connecting>Connecting>Connecting
>>552117435i dont wanna spend hours manually training parents entering 25+ races...
>have 12 medium sparks and a 3* long on a grandparent>the long spark keeps triggering over and over and overWhy does this keep happening
I like Tosen Jordan
>fall asleep>running bot for 12 hrsAm I cooked? Danchode we might drop a gorillion fans soon and get pushed down to A
>>552117695girls are the cutest when they’re almost retarded
>>552117637Nobody stops from being a f2p
>>552117637you can use TP to reroll sparks for free but only once. you spend 100 carats to select a blue/red spark you want :)
>>552117695leave the gyaru umas to me
>>552117487
>>552116921 (me)>No.I misread. I meant "No bots.">>552116942despite the baitposting I doubt very many anons are both ruining the game for themselves and risking a ban. that one in umaoo looked like someone panicking over the mid month penis check and the almondlove bot is probably just an extremely lazy and stupid anon because I don't think almondlove even has a quota or anyone that has crazy amount of fans at that.
>>552116960just pre-order it bwo
>>552117141whats a spark reroll?
>>552117848Exactly what is sounds, you can reroll your spark.
Most evil uma?
What the fuck is her problem?
>>552117848you can pay carats to reroll your sparks at the end of your run. forgot how much exactly you can do this, but if I remember correctly it was 4.
>>552117846>Release Date: Aug-2026I can't wait that long
>>552117141>reroll sparks up to 5 timesIs the 5 times a limit per run or per day?
>>552117487SLAYed by the Queens, many such cases
>>552117972Per run
>Gatekeeping a QoL behind a monthly payment
>>552117930Your favorite, she also stinks the most.
>>552117946I hosted a jiggie of that image once.
Which one anons? Grass has more useful debuffs but Tachy has hesitant front
>>552117946she is gay for kishimoto but is too retarded to realize it
>>552118004This is the compromise to keep the Yakuza off the streets
>>552118004You rike?
I think rice and curren are going to team up to rape me tomorrow
>>552118004that's the f2p business model
>>552117835nyo almondlove doesn’t have a quota but i wasn’t able to play that day so i had it do some ryan runs for me because I didn’t wanna cap my tpi normally checked every commit that guy did but i had to leave in a hurry so he pulled a sneaky on me, lucky for me I can’t play this game without vpn so he didn’t get my actual ip hehehe
>>552117930Tama-chan>ugly>midget>bad attitude>poor>canon micro penis>gets mad at people for eating>doesn't bathe(too poor)
You're all virgins shut the fuck up.
>>552118103you should not employ these very rude uma
Finally after 70 attempts I got Daiwa Scarlets Onsen ticket. Unfortunately I'm playing on level 5 so if she makes a single mistake I'm going to kill her and then myself
>>552118103Grass, that Tachyon is going to lag behind a lot with that B on late and no stamina.
>>552118135GBF's monthly pass is a dogshit extra host no one cares about since it means playing more, while Uma cuts down your time spent grinding.
>>552118202Shut up dork, I have pics of you wearing glasses I'll show Air Groove and Teio.
>>552117946
>>552117848https://files.catbox.moe/iby0m1.mp4Like this, you can pay using TP or nothing if you have the monthly pass>>552117972per run
>>552118202You're a virgin too. You know what that means.
Shouldn't Tracen be investigate one of these days?Other than matchmaking teenagers with old men(and women if you're into that), kidnapping of humans seems to be a regular occurance except nothing ever happens and it never gets brought up for how often that happens
Cute stallion with huge cock...
>I WVLL CLVCK STAM BVMBS! I WVLL CLVCK STAM BVMBS! I WVLL CLVCK STAM BVMBS! I WVLL CLVCK STAM BVMBS! I WVLL CLVCK STAM BVMBS!>end up with 650 stam
>>552117776espoir doesn’t look too happy to be there
Uma for this feel?
Am I the only one who thinks most of my club members are Cygames employees? am I the only real Uma Musume player? is anything real?
>>552118202Sorry kaichou, I'm a sex haver.Consensual too.
>>552118202WRONG! I was raped by Agnes Tachyon and now I'm pregnant.
>>552118287SEX
>>552118202Akshually I paid money to have sex with a prostitute the day before my 40th birthday, so I am technically not a 40 year old virgin.
>>552118378>>552118423shut up fatty
>>552118390elaborate, schizo anon
>>552118313Fuuuuuuck this looks so good... That's literally 5 runs right there
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>552118497Did you make her cosplay? Was it nice?
are we getting xoguri during the finals
>>552118573I hope so, I have a placeholder Ace for round 1 but I need someone for finals.
>>552118554yeah i dressed her up as tazuna and she jackhammered my prostate with an equine strap-on for 6 straight hours
OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONNO TEIOBROS THE STOCKS ARE NOT GOING UPPITY UNLIKE THE WEIGHT OF THAT FUCKING OBESE TEIOFAG! IN FACT, THEY'RE GOING DOWN! THEY'RE CRASHNIG! WE SHOULD HAVE SOLD AND NOW THE PIGGY STOCKS ARE RISING!!1! IT'S SO BWOVER WE SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT THE (CHIPPY) DIP!!! IT'S SO SNOVER WE SHOULD HAVE INVESTED IN $PIG! IT'S SO VROVER WE SHOULD HAVE BUHOUGHT WHEN IT WAS AT 0.05 AND NOT 491.0!!! NOW THE ONLY STOCK WE HAVE IS THE LAUGHING STOCK OF /UMA/ BWOS, WE CAN'T EVEN PRESS X TO AWESOME OUR WAY OUT OF THE PIGGY PEN THEY'VE SET UP FOR US. THE SCALE OF DESTRUCTION LIKE THE TEIOPIGGY'S WEIGHT IS TOO HIGH. TEIOBROS, OUR STOCK PORTFOLIO IS FUCKING RUINED I'M LITERALY SECONDS AWAY FROM BOGDANOFFING MYSELF BECAUSE OF THIS.WEAREFUCKINGRUINEDTEIOBROS.
>>552118390if (players.online === 1) return "Nope, there are more of us";
>>552118383please take note of how she's the only one actually doing the jerk off motion, her tongue is out farther as well.
Post washed out umas
OG Maru just keeps on stealing my wins in lobbies... Also Tachyon is so fucking strong for some reason
>>552118656
>>552118724>Tachyon guts build?
KUSOGE
>>552118313I want this now when are we getting this I want this N O W
>>552117946If you looked like some belt fetish faggot from kingdom hearts, you'd be pissed too
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
My best offer for this CM is 700 stam 500 guts and 2 white recoveries. NNfags need not apply.
>>552118832anon..
>>552118832classic Shana
>>552118675she’s overcompensating because she doesn’t actually know what sex is
>>552118518in the future you can pick which pink spark you want and reroll 4 times and all of them are still shit and it still takes 20+ runs to get something decent
>>552118832>retards trying to offpity instead of rolling on the allspark bannermany such cases
>>552118832SHANAAAA
goodbye long S
>>552118909>20 runs instead of 1k runsumazing
mambo
>>552118931suzuka in 2 months wont help them win the cm right now
>>552118516>they don't say anything>they don't laugh at my jokes>they only request shoes>the danchou acts way too professional and too cheery >they always seem to come up with ways to push me into farming fans with passive aggressivenessnow they're posting their jokes RIGHT NOW just as I'm calling them outI'M ONTO YOU CYGAME INTERNS
>>552118757That's what I thought when I lost dueling to her but it's not guts build, and in fact my guts was higher. I don't fucking know anything anymore, just take me back to actual stat check Long CMs already
leaving the club in 2 days I didn't consent to doxxing
>>552119013knirly...
>>552119013*smooches u sloppy style and sticks a lil bit of tongue in there*
>>552118632That doesn't sound nice... just sounds like the daily average cm grind
>>552118909Literally anything is better than what we have right now
>>552118983Mambo!
>>552119013*rapes you*
Even if I got all the carats, shards in the first 10 rewards I would still complete kiseki event. You need to do that anyway if you want your 10th rainbow shard as the hidden one from cane rewards is 10% (according to gametora)
>>552118993are the jokes good or..
I hate my club.
>>552119013Well I don't want to but I'm gonna have to butter up and rape you now. Them's the breaks'.
>2026 year of the horse>no new Uma anime announcement >it will be the first year since 2021 without no new Uma anime>and its in the year of the horseCygames do something
I really like my beautiful wife Shichi
>>552118993Are you okay anon? You seem kind of... unstable.Maybe you should take a rest. Hit the... hay.
>>552119271
>>552119248Why would they announce it when it's 2025 still.
>>552118130Rice protects me from that devil
>>552119310i see it
>>552110872sekali_p on exhentaiIt's an absolute degenerate sloppathank me later.
WEI
/uma/ Club bwos, lock the fuck in, we can do it!
>>552119206Why do you hate your mambros?
>>552119339Because that's not how marketing worksUnless the anime is scheduled for late year
>>552119401The Wei psyop is starting to get to me. I initially thought her design was fucking stupid but now I want to fuck her stupid
>>552119365uhhh...
>>552119310is that…
>>552119501me on the left
>>552119161Ok here's oneMore like Hopeless STEAKS!>>552119285stop using my favorite uma against me my mind is as stable as a table
>>552119414Is the deadline in 30 mins?
>>552119581It's tomorrow, we still got a full day I think.
sneedboli sneedolf
Sakura Bakushin O is so pretty when she actually locks the fuck in.
fuck you
my time will come...
>>552119501I'm old enough to where I can start to self insert as oji-san...and it's awesome
>>552119656
>mogra soon but only have sake left so I need to stay awake to go to the supermarket to get some>still have fan runs to catch up on so we can keep our place>want to draw anything before end of year endsHavent slept for a day yet and can't sleep now
>>552119579>More like Hopeless STEAKS!Lmao. Not the greatest banger but it sounds like a good club.
>>552118993Maybe you're shadowbanned in the club.
>>552119579
What if I get midrace velocity for neicha to force a murmur
Any A+ clubs that accept botters and will have a spot next month?
>>552119656she is pretty all the time, im convinced she is actually smart and only pretends to be silly
>>552119501me on the right
>>552119579>>552119709What are you talking about that's the best name for a club I've ever heard in my life
>>552119365Why is Dantsu the only one that gets raped?
>>552119853me on the front
>>552116921It was funny the time I did it and when I got a reaction out of the thread and your danchou but some anons just wouldn't let things go even to the point of accusing unrelated anons to their forced bot drama and it's honestly lame so might as well admit to it.
Sakura bakusexxo
>>552119759that's AI...right?
mambodancho....everyone is begging you to kick that guy in club chat....PLEASE....
wish i just took the botpill at this point but feel like if im just gonna bot fan runs all day for months straight that's the same as quitting like why even play the game anymore
i am asking once again which uma characters are similar to gacha templates vergil(devil may cry) and asuna(blue archive/slutty gyaru)
>>552119579I hate those KFC ads they work so good on me but it's 4 am
>>552119779yeah post your id that's totally yours and not a false flag
>>552120008He hasnt logged in the last 24h
>>552119853I’m pretty sure a real horse was abused by its owner and run into the ground until it broke down and died shortly after retiring
>>552119759>chestnuts eating chickenof fucking course
>>552119904That's one problem with ironic shitposting, there's that one old /jp/ image about it and retards thinking they are in good company eventually. But yeah try to refrain from doing that in the future.
>>552119759cronch
>>552120008He gets to enjoy that 2k carats first ;)
>>5521200725 days actually but mambodancho wills him free carats
>>552119929no its an old video, there's another one of this, different horse
>>552120018I know right? also morning 500 pound Teiobro
>>552120018shit made me look up if kfc is closed on new year's eve fellow obese teio bro
>>552120265Danchou hasnt logged in bro.
>>552119904They're the reason why falselfagging is so easy nowadays.
>mummy creek spookholy hell
>>552120354Bwo he went from Jordan (SHEEESH) to Dober around 2~3 days ago. Enough time to know one of your members' flatlining or read the club chat
I'm in an /uma/ club but I don't really browse /uma/.
its the holidays bros let him be logged out for 5 days
>>552120294>>552120351I'm 180 pounds I'm not that fat
when will they be adding umasegs to the game?
>>552120468
>>552120449Why not?
lets gambleeeee
>>552120386I didn’t have the funds to pull her at the time, but she’s at the top of my “want to be spooked by”-list.Can’t say I have an oedipus complex but Creek makes me go absolutely feral every time she’s on screen.
>>552120449You are here.. right now. Airhead
>>552120449a...
I'm in /uma/ club and its awful here. The other anons molest me every day and call me a sissy.
>>552120527Enjoy your fat fuck
>>552120595join almondlove we do that with dancho
>>552120527
>>552120527AIYEEEEEEE I AM GLAD I WAITEDoguri was exactly the one i wanted :)))))))))at last some lucki regret getting spe on the first free roll so much
>>552120492soon but they'll implement it to my account only
>>552120468I'm not buying it fatso
I missed all the drama. How exactly is it confirmed some clubs were botting and /Uma/ Club was found to be exempt? And I'm asking direct proof, not "this guy made like 20m fans in one day he's clearly botting and not just a no life autist.
My uma club can't decide if it wants to be casual or not, people mostly post shoes and doompost about cm.
>>552120690Fuck off
>>552120536Neither do I but she's Super hot so I Super get it
>>552120690the dev himself confirmed botting clubshe knew this because the bot was taking screenshots of runs and grabbing themfuck off too btw
Me cheering up danchud and his wallet to recover from THAT.
>>552120627it’s crazy how nice and perky his ass isdidn’t think guys could get like that
>>552120220
todays the day A+ chads chill out and laugh at the S rank slaves doing their usual 9 to 5 end of the month crunch
this looks painful
What happens if you tell Suzuka you don't want to share whatever autistic scenery she's describing and you just want to retire now that you made a shit ton of money?
>>552120873you never worn boxer briefs?
>>552120873i look like this (i am obese and overweight)
>>552120851harhar
Check your club's discord NOW
>>552120706doomposting about CM is still discussing the game so its fine
>>552120851the only crunch you'll be biting is the back of your ass retard>>552120919retard
>>552120873you know what, why has nobody developed a panties mod yet, isn't it possible?
>>552120706CM doomposting is fineFan farming is tryhard behaviour
>>552120873she powders her thighs when she wakes up to prevent any chafing
>>552120873She's a big uma
>>552120690
>>552120873More umas should wear garters because those tights unrealistically don't stay up after running like a horse
Raisu...
>>552120914no because its painful>>552120915pain>>552120997thisand a higher resolution modthe japanese version had it>>552121091based
>>552120851>todays the day A+ chads chill outExcept one club
Matikanefukukitaru
uhhhhh, suzukabros? I thought if there was an odd number then one of them is suppose to win?
>>552121208Justaway-chama...
>>552121108best girl
>>552121229maybe the suzukas are bad
>>552121108That’s ok I still hate everything about this villainous harlot
>>552121226just like Sunny Runners suggested.
>>552121229might be a normal suzuka against two runaways
>>552121229It's near new years already and the only thing you're still going about are sloptubers. Do you actually have no life?
