Previous: >>552172945>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki ShowtimeCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>552197632>>552197978clearly I was talking about EUROPE, not India
This year... This year will be better.
>>552199047and a ching chong nip nong to you too young lady
you all enjoy your new year, ive got plans now. some other baker can take over
>>552198834happy new year to everyone except bugmen and seas!
>>552198270Just put your penis in her vagina it's not that difficult man
Happy New Year you sad fucks!
>>552199205Dober...
I HATE HER FUCKING VOICE I HATE HER FUCKING VOICE I HATE HER FUCKING VOICE I HATE HER FUCKING VOICE I HATE HER FUCKING VOICE WHY DO YOU SHOW UP AND MAKE ME WANT TO MUTE THE GAME FUCKING CHIPMUNK SOUNDING BITCH
Happy new years bwos
>>552199106Thanks, HNY to you toot.spic
I hear fireworks.
>>552199435I can't wait for the fireworks, I'm sure my dogs will react appropriately
>>552199435I've been hearing them for the last 2 days
>>552198982Sex with Fuji Kiseki!
>>552199435Same. We must be close anon
HAPPY NEW YEAR /UMA/ FRIENDS!
>>552199435no you dont
>>552199653
heheppy new year
>>552199435
>>552199806
>Fireworks are still going offsettle downI need to sleep
happy new year
happy new year everyone! exceptyou know who
>>552196231GET ON THE TREADMILL YOU FATFUCK RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIFE also happy new year fatso
>>552200223Rice is such a cutie.
aaaaaaaaaa I wanna sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep make the explosions stop aaaaaaaaaaa
>>552199806Don't take the umas' ears.
>>552200364wtf bwo I'm not even that fat I've been losing weight...
>>552200376one of many reasons why I love her
happy new years to all fellow dotobros
>>552199283Happy New Year my paizuri slave
>>552200568>Doto goofed upunbelievable
>>552200526Doto would say this
>dotards
I hate ryan she has to be the ugliest fucking uma in the game, and i am not going to mention her stupid hair or outfit because everyone is aware of that alreadyHer default idle stance looks stupid as fuck she looks stupid holding her arm up like she is ready to throw hands bitch looks like a fighting toyNot to mention her boring as fuck personality this bitch only wants to get swole and has no other hobbies and is a total idiot when talking to people she is the perfect candidate to get netorare blacked at the gym by a fat negro fucking her tits in the showers and then forcing to do reps with her tits and face covered in cumFuck ryan bitch is a retard
>>552200781nyo...dont say that...
>>552198645Thanks! I did sketch it, and I love goofing up.
>>552200550Rice LOVE!
>>552200765
>>552200882
>>552200869HOLY CUTE! HAPPY NEW YEAR DRAW FAG!
>>552200728dotard as in>old man>dota player>meisho doto fan?because it all applies to me
>>552200765the Uma you desire most And you will surely find what you seek!
Keep up the good work next year too
>The IRL Winning Ticket used to be a horse horse with really emotional temper, if someone yelled at him he would get easily scared and if someone scolded him he would recognize that emotion, crawl to a corner to cry>Meanwhile IRL Twin Turbo was submissive, shy and considerably coward, only capable of running sprints and mid-distance races because he was scared of the crowd of horses running around him and would lose his motivation if overtaken
>>552201169she probably wants that hand inside her pu
>>552200781Which uma would say this?
>>552200781hmmm... that is oddly specific..... you like ryan don't you
>>552201291mcqueen
https://youtu.be/fq4HvkrEUp8Happy new year, /uma/.
>>552201151Never change
Die besten Wünsche für ein glückliches neues Jahr.
>>552201639Gleichfalls.
jesus christ I can't even watch anime with this racket they must be blowing up fireworks right outside my house
berryas in berry my penis in her umanko
>>552200869very nice colors and very soft light relflection that warms the heart
>>552200781>Complaining about Ryan when Special Chud exist
I like Luna-chan...
>Want to jerk off>Can't get it up>Feeling hungry>But eating always kills my libidoHope my /uma/dachi are having a better new year than I am.
>>552201993Was this picture taken in the year 00??
>>552181889>I don't want to drama danchou but please PLEASE educate aelred and aidan. Especially Aidan. I know he's an oldfag Mambo but please. PLEASE. I know you're friends with him.Are they breaking the rules or do you just object to their low fancount?
>>552202118>Last time I jerked off was last year>Belly is filled to the brim with chicken, water and choccy milk, so I couldn't jerk it if I wanted toI'm sure this year will be better
new year weii
>>552202234Why are you trying to resurrect this...
Happy New Year, /uma/.Let's hope for more Super Creek this year.
when are the club gibs? Tomorrow daily reset? Or 22 utc?
happy new year to all fellow overlordgawds
>the fireworks startedFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>552202518Gibs are canceled.
>>552200781>explodes ur head with a 200mph pitchHer other hobby is baseball, you casual bitch
>>552202118I'm in my 40s and so beaten down by life's bullshit that it's uncommon for me to contemplate such things. It takes all my effort and looking at cute horse girls just to feel like a human again.
>>552200781It is New Years nonny, why do you have to be so mean?
I can still get it up, but I don't think I have many more years in me.
>>552202698I thought that was macweens hobby?
I'm not convinced you guys aren't actual Umas. Are fireworks that big of a deal?
Me making fun of all the anons who can't get it up anymore
>>552202495I wasn't on /uma/ since yesterday, had a lot of threads to catch up on, figured there'd be a shitstorm when the thread found out what I discovered this morning (failing to) trade shoes in Mambo.
Happy new year, hijos de puta
Want to beat Teio’s face black and blue Pull her tail and twist her ears till she cries then kick her glass knees till they buckleStomp her stomach till she pukes Pay the biggest, fattest, ugliest, smelliest, ojisan with a big smegma covered cock to rape her so that sex will never be enjoyable for her for the rest of her pathetic life
>>552202956Have you not been outside?
>>552203043i hate being outside i hate being alive
>>552200313FUCK YOU AIDAN YOU DONT EVEN TALK IN CLUB CHAT
>>552203008um...
>>552202967I can only get it up in front of Teio's stupid little face...
>>552203043Yes? What's outside?
*scares your pets for a whole continuous 4 hours*
I live in basically the last place on earth to celebrate new years
>>552203142Same, but I still do it anyway.
>>552203178We chat plenty in the mambocord though
>>552203251detroit?
>>552203245Fuck them dogs
>fireworks and new years talkI thought you guys were SEA? You are actually Euros? Do burgers even post here other than me?
>>552201251I read it somewhere that the running style of a horse depends on its personality. Front runners are almost exclusively well behaved, and docile as it requires a more tempered personality, while the late surgers, end closers are more difficult to deal with, and abrasive.>>552201927thanks
>>552203368Hawaii but I guess Detroit is at least the same country
>>552203251American Samoa?
>>552203370do NOT fuck them dogs
>>552203382I'm Burgerian, too. We still have a lot of hours to go until New Years.
Thanks, Fuji.
I stopped playing the game months ago but I miss you fuckers
>>552203382i'm south american!
>>552203750Hop back on, join us for the Christmas event (January)
Post something MILDLY erotic to celebrate the New Year!
Umas that would suck me off under a kotatsu while other umas are in the room?
>>552204068
>>552203747The type of girl to propose to you on your birthday
>>552203985
>we couldn't get to 2k before 2026what now
>>552203747Fuji is too charming. It's dangerous.
>>55220422910k before 2027.
>>552203985spread more
HAPPY NEW YEAR
HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU FUCKIN LOSERS
>>552204302>>552204227>>552203985>>552203747
happy new year bongistan torenas
HAPPY NEW YEAR WANKERS
>>552203245>12:00AM>no fireworks>'guess they didn't have any this year'>I'm drifting off for another attempt at lucid dreaming to dream about mating pressing Tokai Teio>12:12AM>WHEEEEEEEEEE WHEEEEEEEEEEEE BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE SQUEEEEEEEEE BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOMIF YOU HAVE FIREWORKS FUCK YOU I HOPE THEY FIRE DON'T WORK FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU
IT'S ONLY 7PM
>Europoor goes new year>no one says a thing>India goes new year>AAAAAAA PARTY TIMEim noooooooooticing
>>552203251I celebrate nonetheless.
>>552204542they're shooting them between buildings here, they're fucking crazy
>>552203245my dog and my cat both enjoy the fireworks and watch themfaggy dogs that get scared deserve it
Happy New Year
>>552204510ToT
>>552203382eurogawd general
Good thing I ran that G3 race a couple of turns earlier
>>552204510Now that's some good umanko.
>my city enforced a no fireworks rulegetting comfy tonite
>>552204662erm it's like 6am in jeetland THO
>>552204852I love her.
>they're playing vuvuzelasI fucking hate New Year celebrations man
>>552204976holy soulless
>can't even sleep through fireworksHow? Does the sound of fucking wind and rain wake you up to?
>>552204510Finally a good pic of womalet cross
>>552204662>>552204978Worse than India,It's the British
>>552204976I thought it was 2026 not 1984.
i hate parent farming i hate parent farming i hate parent farming i hate parent farming i hate parent farming i hate parent farming i hate parent farming
>>552205068>wind and rain>comparable to fireworksDo you fucking live on Mount Olympus with Zeus chucking bolts every 2 seconds
>>552204976They still do em in my city anyways, I'm bracing for a sleepless night
>>552203985The most beautiful and erotic Uma
>>552204991Let people be fucking happy for once in their lives.
>>552205310My area just had strong winds that could knock out trees. Makes howling noises.Rain can clearly be heard when it platters on the roof and window.My point being, fireworks aren't even that loud. They're distant, and if you have windows and doors closed, it's basically just background noises.
>>552205481THEY GOT THE FIREWORKS MAN, THEY DO NOT NEED THE VUVUZELAS
>>552205305God I want to have a Suzuka wife I can see putting on clothes (and also taking them off)
>>552203382There's at least one club that's primarily Euro. Guess which one.
>>552205256these are 17 year old high schoolers btw
>>552205595YET THEY DOUMAS BLOWING VUVUZELAS AS THEY RUN AROUND THE TRACKRIVERS OF BLOOD EARS BLEEDINGVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
>>552205679Mambo?
>>552205709This is a 10 year old
>>552205679Mambros...
>>552204542Sorry, anon. Had to shoot some fireworks at (You) so that Teio can be mating-pressed by (Me).
>>552205794HOLY SEX
hanshin junior fillies
>>552205865He meant Sweepy
>>552205781>>552205801Europeans are catty dramaniggers?
Happy New Year! We can't thank all of our Umazing Trainers enough for playing, and making the last year an incredible one for Umamusume: Pretty Derby!The starting gate opens on another year, making way for the #Umamusume to run in pursuit of new frontiers and dreams! https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2006516896485748964
>>552206059UOH
>>552206085I'm not catty.
>>552206085I'm not catty
>>552206328just fatty
>>552206326Ok? Where the fuck are my new year carats??
>>552205068hehe...
>>552206326My global uma artwork? My 1500 carats? Hello? Cygames?
Fuji Kiseki owes me rough paizuri
Tachyon isn’t erotic
>>552206326gibs doko
>>552206326Rhein Kraft my beloved
This year, I've decided to lose some weight. Teio-chan wouldn't be happy if she saw my eating habits. I got to work hard for her sake, too.
>>552206431Last time it took like half a day for rewards to get sent out
>>552206390>>552206407
>>552206567NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>552206438A good sleeping Sweep edit.
>>552206326no gibs... no carets... no free tickets... cygames? is this even a japanese company?
>>552206457good googly moogly
>>552206457
>>552206438she's just like me fr
>>552206326>Drawing of some literal whos (not on global)>Not a single gift for Christmas or New Year'sGlobal EOS soon...
>>552206438Sweepy those aren't covering your ears
Wtf is wrong with my Agnes and why can't she win ANYTHING?!
>>552206824is she getting rushed? she's a witlet
>>552206824late cuckers arent good this cm
>>552205679I dunno, the snobby one.
I just ate a pound of steak covered in cooked down mushrooms and onions with mac and cheese on the side.Now I'm listening to new years r/a/dio, drinking and shitposting with my enemies(super creek/maruzensky/fuji/hag lovers are my friends)
>>552206824>700 staminathe minimum is 800 even with recoveries
Post some BIG umas
>>552206727bwo, japan thinks that christmas is in january for us globalpoors, and like chinks we celebrate the new years in february
>>552206824>Agnes
>>552206326WTF the official Uma global is posting JP only characters. Our schizo anti-JP is gonna have a meltdown now...
>>552206996
>>552206824no mid-race velocity skillsand you should've put her on pace
Which of these 2 Oguri's are better? Umalator says left wins more but I feel like she'll get annihilated if people bring stamina debuffers
Despite the rushed shitty ending in the manga, Belno and the trainer were the only real friends of Oguri Cap, the rest were only nice to her because she got successful
>>552207192Damn
THE FACE OF A NEW YEAR
Agnes?More like HAGnes LMAO REKT
>>552206824need more skills
>>552207210It's the left. The Right has unforgivably low power. She'll never catch up to the rest of the pack. You'll have to take the risk of running into double debuffers.
>>552206824nice gambling accel
>>552207210Your pump?
>>552203747Hapipi birthday anonny
>>552207192Kitahara is a lucky manRoppei too
>>552206924How much wit is recommended for this?>>552207008>>552207252What's wrong with Agnes?
>>552206663What's the story of this image?
>>552202808Sorry for late reply. Took me two fucking careers to unlock this support event.But yeah, they're both baseball fans.Ryan is named after MLB pitcher Nolan Ryan
Is there a good guide on who i should be pulling for future umas?
>new year >it's honse year in chink calendar >lots of oc donut steel uma posts on twitter and pixivI like 2026 already.
>>552203747Paizuri demon
>>552207540Ryan going balls deep in his sister McQueen
Give me an uma to cum to
>>552207530>What's wrong with Agnes?
In Team Trials and CM can your team members fuck each other over with debuffs or only "enemies"?
>>552203985ok*passionately sucks her toes*
>>552207210>almost 900stam + hydrateyeah I'm sure you'll find 4 stam debuffers on finals, keep grinding until you get your 1000stam+2golds
Why is Belno so lewd?
>>552207696>>552207713
>>552207723Only enemies
>>552207537Satono diamond makes that kind of face irl
>>552207537bilibili meme. there are pictures of dia sticking his tongue out but that was after the fact.
>>552207685Don't ever reply to me with that crap
>>552204560Good god
>>552207813Gotta find a way to get attention in oguris animes.
>>552206438exposed ears bwo
>Mejiro PalmerThoughts?
>>552207846
>>552208034Ryan slapping his balls off Ines Fujins soft supple erotic body.
>>552208070i want to do compensated dating with her. give her an allowance and have her call me daddy.
i hate Agnes
>>552208237>give her an allowanceshe's richer than you
post something cute
>>552208054One simple surgery is enough to fix this problem!
Don't post. You're a faggot.
>>552208318You first.
>>552208237>giving an allowance to a fucking mejiroThat's like trying to pay your way into a date with Jeff Bezos
>>552208253
>>552208301>>552208398Even if you have money the act of your papa giving you allowance is what makes enko good for us.
>>552208368>>552208386
>>552208318
>>552208432kek decent slop
>>552208301>>552208398Just wait for them to go bankrupt. It's a canon event.
>>552208480Tama please accept my semen!
>Stay Gold loves to smell and taste his own shit
>>552207530Thats like calling others by surname.
This year
>>552207769Bigger
>>552208703AND looks like someone jizzed on his head.
>>552208301>>552208398its not about the money. you wouldn't get it
Where's the schedule for this month?
>>552207813This is the kind of woman you make love with
>>552201251>horse horseYeah man, I think they're all horses
>>552208851Why bother making a schedule when it's just gonna EoS before February?
>>552208851All the interns are going out and getting shitfaced, please understand
>>552208851Either in 2.5 hours or sometime this weekend
>>552208782Yeah...
Ok I am clearly dumb so explain to me what exactly makes WIT decks so good? Because I feel like half the time a WIT deck creates a weaker character for me
>>552208851They already posted december, bro.
>>552208882Sexual intercouse with Trainer Trainees are not allowed at Tracen...
>>552208301>>552208398you have no vision
>the english umamusume twitter account's New Year post features Rhein Kraft, Cesario and Air Messiah, umas that are not only not in the game yet but won't be in the game until late 2027 or in air messiah's case early 2028What did they mean by this
>>552209021Uma Musume is a wit game.
>double circles on a high roll run>lose to Riko's team 1-4>missing that extra sp killed my near perfect ace
>>552208882I have never made and will never make love.
>>552209021because your cards are weakyou gotta pay 2000$
I have to grind 30 Kikua Sho Sashes tonight.
>>552208318JK Love
>>552209064Shut up
>Global New Year was 35 minutes agoWE WON EUROCHADS
>>552208480that artists tiny manko art is always so cute and sexy
>>552209010I should have enough to max her out when she released bro.This is the year.
>>552209107Surely they'll show up in the story sooner than that, r-right?
>>552209359
>>552209239literal who umas to show for a global post
>>552203245one of our dogs died because of new years before and I really liked the dude too
>>552209359WHY IS IT SO RED?
>>55220917115 Rice runs, how pleasant
>>552209314i have yet to post all of it ill catbox later doe
>>552209239Our global queens
>>552209359I can die happy…
I hate dogs. I especially hate dog owners.
>>552209504I do not have Rice, unfortunately. They will be Mayano runs.
>>552204542>IF YOU HAVE FIREWORKS FUCK YOU I HOPE THEY FIRE DON'T WORKthe kind of stuff Rudolf says when she gets mad
>>552209359holy moly
ARE YOU READY FOR CHRISTMAS, Anons?We're just 2 days away!!Man, I can't wait for my umawife to greet me with "Merry Christmas!"
>>552209239o-our exclusive global gibs... nyo...
>>552209359you can't post that
>>552209554catboxing is gay, gimme the ""SFW"" cute stuff
>>552209775Nice jiggle
>>5522096953000 carats and a dream
>>552209695happy holidays*
I will rape the next anon
Dibs
I think my favorite lobby scene is where Bakushin talks about her bangs. A close second would be where Nice Nature calls Mayano cute and funny. How about you?
>>552209667Maya is fine too, have fun!
>>552209634rude
>>552209940sexo urara
>>552209634Eh most dogs are fine but pit bull owners are a cancer to society
>>552209695I'm ready.
>>552209634Are you by any chance, a muslim?
>>552209940I had a shit run with Ulala and need a way to relieve myself...
>>552210034well that's because pitbull owners are... yknow...
>>552210034"Pit bulls" isn't even a real thing.
>>552210079Only thing I hate more than dogs is Muslims
>>552209695Kris S Oguri AND Biwa????That's a must roll. Might even buy carats.
>>552209951
>>552210139
/Uma/ Club bros... We're gonna make it....
Did jp get gibs for their first Christmas?
>>552210034Shit bull owners love letting their dogs maul and eat children for some reason, sometimes even themselves too
>>552210158yt people, r-right?
>>552210326Towing a god damn dead body, my fuarking heroes…
It's funny seeing Vodka doing the Arima Kinen humiliation ritual the same time as Dober.
nyooooooooooooooom
>>552210337yes. We didn't because they probably didn't want to spend the manpower coding banner changes. Fuckin' hell
>>552210236Post THAT chiyo sound file, I wanna see if we still get banned for posting it.
I guarantee Dober makes the hottest noises with a man inside her
So, what's your New Years resolution. Mine is probably to be a better person than I was last year, to surpass myself.
Do NOT run tenno sho spring with Dober. Worst mistake of my life.
Inari's ones vs Marvelous's sundays
>>552210671My resolution is to get a job.
Never change, my beloved
>>552210671i am going to learn how to draw
>>552210584I don't actually know what the one you're referring to is supposed to be, I don't think I've ever seen it posted
>>552210290What's her favourite position?
>>552210730depends on the day of the week
>>552210487All to make Going Noble feel a little better. Such generous girls these are
>>552210671write three articles, win plat title in a CM, study nip for 10-15 hours per week, and read 30 non-H books.
>>552210671To fap even more to Almond Eye than I did in 2025
>>552210671start running again
>>552200781>BLACKED out of nowhereBrown or indian. Call it
>>552210730God I want to be smothered by a small girls' giant breasts.
>>552199435I fucking hate them, they scare my dogs like nothing else
>>552210772just use ai
>>552210793
>>552210905post it you coward
>>552210456mystery neigha
>>552210796holy fuck
>>552210764That's pretty hot.
>>552210796Probably first place?
>>552210671To not kill myself
>>552201251>because he was scared of the crowd of horses running around himthat also applies to the one true giganige Kaburaya O
My neighbors horses hate fireworks, and I hate my neighbors. I say NEIGH to their bullshit and white trash bullshit.
>>552210764GODDAMNITOk I'm pulling her in February. FUCK MY CARATS I'd rather have her than VBourbon, despite loving fronts to death.
If there are no fronts, does a spot struggle happen between paces?
>>552210986>(You) post it so I can see if we still get banned for it>No (YOU) post it instead, coward!Nyo.
>>552210326>only 14 more hours>heavy-hitter early birds and night owls will come online>many anons like myself probably staying up anyway and doing a few extra runs here and there before bedI’m begging to believe.
>>552210456
I can’t stop thinking about sex with BourbonHer voluptuous curves cloud my mind
>>552203370Curren would say this
>>552211214You ask too much of me, anon, I'd have to go search it in the archive and download it that way, it'd take like 2 minutes
forever and ever
>>552211014??
>>552211359no
>>552211180Same. My biggest regret is starting the week after her banner ended.
>>552211407
>>552211304But she's not playable
Brian is ugly. Like Ryan ugly
What the FUCK is a HachimiOr an umadacchiOr umapyoiNone of these words make sense!!! Use real words!!!! Stop prefixing EVERYTHING with "uma-" that's not how it works!!!!
Tard strength umadaughter
please just give me a 3* stamina spark onegai..
>>552211527weak bait I'm afraid
>>552211353You're right, I'm sorry anon... The year just started, and I'm already being so mean towards my fellow anons...
>>552211412she's not talking to you
>>552211559You are so umaboring
>>552211407Fujimasa March sees this every day
>>552209154I mean I'm using MLB SR cards. Yeah it's a budget WIT deck but maybe I just don't know what to pick during career.
Remember, the only people this obsessed with a woman’s looks are other women. Ryan haters are self-loathing lesbians
>>552211559you're my umafriend
>>552210326I think you guys will make it but is G DONNA retarded?They kicked out a member now of all times?
>>552211580
I'm an ugly fat bastard and this is the uma I will rape this new years.>>552211689
>>552211518What's wrong, Ulala?
>>552211412Eat a dick you big fucking faggot. Rice is a good girl and doesn’t deserve to deal with pieces of shit like you. You’re worse than a sun baked turd left on the concrete by a retarded dog and it’s dumb fuck owner. I hope Rice beats your favorite uma in every race till you seethe and uninstall like the bitch ass mother fucker you are. Fuck you.
>>552211559umarriage
>Hopeful Stakes>Get late start>then rushed>as pace, go to 13 out of 18 racers somehow>blocked at final leg>Fired pump AND goof>Somehow go from 13 to 15 in spurt>Finish 3rdI dont understandthis is a very durable phenomenonit cant be the uphills either because my placement collapsed on the back stretch where there were no uphillshow do you explain this
>>552211785>Starting in the centerRetard
>>552211785Rude
>>552211817Justified crash out
>>552211815Toreina ran out of comdoms
>>552211817BASED
>>5522115274chan brain syndrome
>>552211785>he doesn't know the optimal starting square
>>552211916play me and see
>>552211815
>>552211559Umanko (Pokke)
>>552211817rice would say this
>>552212067No point, it will end up in a draw
Which uma gives the best hugs?Hard mode: no Creek
>>552211724>Even March ditched Oguri to become a cunnychadIt just gets worse and worse
>>552211176>white trashat this point it's mostly spics lighting fireworks
>>552212194Taiki
>>552212194>creekHello? Taiki.
>>552208339Good news, Oguri has come through her second surgery nicely! She is a brave girl
>>552212262She got a breast reduction?
>>552210671Become heartless and move out so I can cut off all connection to my family. Also become better at speaking I guess
>>552211359FOREVER AND EVER AND EVERI LOVE YOU RAISU
>Speed double rainbow 1 spirit bomb 2 spirit training >8% failure
>>552212194I fucking hate Taiki but probably her
>>552212194
>>552212298>>552212253>>552212242Taiki is ugly though
I WANT Finemo, I want Wit Neicha, I want the allspark, I want V.Eishin, I have........ 1k caratscan I do it all?
>>552212413That wasnt your fuckin question now was it.
>>552212376Jesus get her a glass of water
>>552212413you're ugly though
>>552212376>>552212413Rape eyes
>>552212262Surely Kitahara would start paying attention to her now
>>552210671To finally finish university.
>>552211804don't use images of my wife for your low quality shitposts
>>552212413noooo....mp4
>>552211804Keep my wife out your fucking post
My New Years resolution is to never see you faggots again.
>>552212376Wouldya say no to a kiss with her when she is look atcha with them big ol eyes?
>>552212194Who else?
>>552212595Keep my post out of your fucking wife
>>552212413You can't see her face if her mamary glands are in the middle.
>>552212413
>>552212194My oshi
>>552212376
SHUT THE FUCK UP WINNING TICKET
>>552212574
>>552212713Someone post her in the hot spring
>>552212194>Taiki>UraraOne of those, if Creek isn't allowed
>>552212194I don’t remember what a hug feels like
>>552212686Urara hugs...
>>552211776They did WHAT now?>checksWhat a misplay
>>552212713I wish eternal death on to you, Winning Ticket.
>>552212376this uma is a rapist.
>>552118632I did not make this post. This skinwalking degenerate defamed me while I was in bed.
New Year gibs?
>>552212985I don't believe you.
>>552212615see you tomorrow!
I’m Tickezo’s trainer. Please stop bullying her. I can’t handle anymore crying tonight.
>>552213072You can have this free smiley face=)
>>552213110what is this? resolution for ants???
>>552210671Win a medium CM with Fuku
>>552211580Pits fit for a Princess!
>>552213110retard
>>552213110holy fuck what did you do to that image
Want to bakushin the bakushin out of Bakushin and bakushin her right in her bakushin
>>552213131Can you tell her that I want to be her friend? I’m sure that would cheer her up and she wouldn’t cry at all
>>552198834We didn't make 2000
>>552213201Post your Scorpio Fuku.
>>552113798I never got an answer last night as to why this happened. Do I need to just let the lobby decompose naturally instead of using the remake button? They were set to allow spectating.
>>552211580I got that thing rolling Dober, is it any good?
>can't select more than 5 duplicates in practice roomwtf whyI accidentally made 10 Maruzenskies..
>>552213219
>>552211817you don't have to be so meanbtw Rice is a VILLAIN so I don't want to be anywhere near her I hope she gets sent to America
>>552213227I DON'T KNOWWAKANAIDAME NINGEN DESUMaybe I misclicked when I saved it and didn't expand properly.
>>552213161what's the conversion rate for carats
>>552213408Damn brat. You're gonna get it.
>>552213408>Anon wants rice to feature in the upcomming america scenarioHow kind of you even if it doesnt make sense.
Everyone hates Winning Ticket till they see her body
>>552213431DAAAMN
>>552213560boy with tits
>>552211817fucking based raisufag
>>552212342Based>>552212340Unless your family is completely irredeemable, you will regret it.>>552213408Yes he did. You deserve pain.
>>552213515I mean America (Suzuka's glue factory)
>>552213560I liked sexo ticket before seeing her body.
>>552213510Torena san will make it shorter
i thought it was just a generic anime poster but you look closer and you see the KINO
tfw i was so tilted in a run that i completely forgot that Riko's dates existedi dont want to play this game anymore its high stress to make aces
>>552213560I want to grope those tickets.
>>552210671Masturbate a lot less and bring up my grade in college from a C to something respectable.
Is there any prize increase at club rank 2000? My club has rank 2007 right now.
>>552213669i wanna fuck their sisters
>>552213086I have no proof other than to point out that a one hour session of massage and regular sex was already $2k dollars (legal brothel in the Vegas area) so a six hour cosplay peg session would have easily been five figures on top of requiring a sexual appetite that would make most gay men blush. If you want cosplay sex without flying to Asia you have to get a girlfriend
>>552213720>Urarafag hates Raisu and SuzukaHoly ABYSMAL shit taste
I'm japanese happy new year
>>552213637you talk like you wouldn't fuck your homie if he got tits and ass
I only like Ryan for her body (unique)
>>552213698I wouldn't even consider it if they weren't
Kitasan Black looks like she gives really good hand jobs
>>552210671I never make them. If it's important then it would be retarded to wait until New Years to get started. If it's not important then the resolution is pointless.
>>552213913nta but tits is optional
>>552213747
Ryan unironically has a gorgeous face and one of the most beautiful bodies in the game. Her hair is just chopped.
I watched Cingray and it was goodI watched half of S2 and it's whateverIf I watch S3 or the movie am I gonna enjoy them?
What are the club rank tier ranges and is there a database site that shows the whole ranking list?
Tracens ass
>>552214070DAHHHBY looks like THIS?
>>552214082Do whatever you want.
>>552214070This is hypnotic
>>552214070Paizuri
I'm getting the idea of TT now, making TT umas is more fun than making parents at least.>>552214082The movie (Beginning of a new era) is incredibly good, but watch the 4 road to the top OVA before that, which aren't bad.Cingray S2 is much better than S3, to say the least.
i like chiketo but her racewear is ugly as sin
>>552213340It is lookin' super ugly all around. Team orange box is looking weak but they won some rooms. Bench won a few matches too.
>>552214070bouncy
>>552214082I think you should watch your anime.
i just farted and it FUCKING REEKS
>>552214346I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>552214219Teio is just gonna have to sit on my face I guess.
>>552213510>modest>slygod could she GET any more perfect?
>>552214219Teio is cute in the "I want to take her to my office, bend her over my desk so her feet cant touch the ground, and train her guts" sorta way
>>552214387I do, I just also eat a lot of non vegetables and they fuck up the whole equation
There is a Tickezo dev in the office she has TWO alts when other popular girls don't even have one
>everyone horny for Ticket nowGood. As it should be
>>552214346Teiobro...
Fatzuna
>>552214527Anybody who ever wasn't is suspect.
>>552214082S3 is mid as fuck, kitasan's story is about how she was kind of decent at first but then she's washed and should quit. im not kidding. the movie is def a must watch.
>>552214516Uhh she is popular…
>>552214213how are you making your tt umas? whats the strategy>t. new player
its over...
>>552212987I love her
>>552214405Are you me?
>>552213928that's really awful anon I'm sorry to hear that. I wish family things were more positive these days. Here's another Raisu, happy new year anyway even if you'll have to make difficult decisions
>>552214405I’m not sure I follow
>>552214669they're 20 cm? They fit then, awesome
>>552214682NoWe are us
>>552213890I don't believe you, post your penis with a quarter on the shaft
>>552212340i dont talk to my family anymore it's a bit sad but also a relief when i realised i can just not
>>552214294Fellow orenji team... at least you'll actually proc your skills.
>>552214669>sold out>has human ears
>>552214405Teio is cute in the "this is what my daughter with Luna would be like" sorta way
I just cummed to Tickezo…
>>552214596I'll finish S2 then watch the movie I guess
>>552214723>giving people a villain to cheer them up
>>552214405Teio is cute in the "I want to mating press that brat and fill her with my natural hachimi" sorta way.
Taking rudolf to my office, bending her over my desk (her feet can touch the ground), and training her guts.
I am currently training Special Week and she is cute. I like when she says "Let's go go!" aloud. However it is difficult to develop other feelings about her, since as many have said she comes across as a tutorial character and is not very interesting.
>>552214859she's the most wanted one right now because of itit has become a collectors itemliterally selling for 3x original price instantly on 2nd hand markets
Teio is cuteHaha, that was a joke
>>552214937sorry about that
>>552214082Not liking Season 2 is a red flag that you have bad taste.
Teio is cute in the “I want to take her to my office and slam her face into the desk, punch her in the stomach, and break her leg before telling her if she tells anyone I’ll kill her” kind of way
>>552215072She is boring in the anime too
>Oguri Cap removes her shoes and socks
>>552214219
the new yeast will be butter
>>552215081to the surprise of no one
>>5522146631. Get an uma with an easy unique that will proc most of the time if not always.2. Get an uma whose Pot5 give skills that proc most of the if not always for the track and style you're using her. e.g Tosen Jordan has Race Planner (pace) and On Your Left! (late) this is bad3. Buy skills, the cheapest ones you can.4. If you have a bad turn just run a race, more skills are always nice.5. Buying inherits is not good, they don't give much points, only if they have a huge discount and there is nothing else good.6. Pro Tip: Gold movement/Vision skills are cheap, they do nothing in the track but you get the points.
>>552214596i want to fokke the pokke
>>552215072Her personality doesnt feel very exceptional so i agree i guess?Cute but doesnt particularly stand out
>>552215204this but with Rice
>>552215125Oguri sex
>>552215265>>552215394Same IP by the way
>>552215338i see i see. thank you anon
>>552214663NTA, but I don't mind sharing some advice. You first hit your stam requirement then stack as much speed and wit as you can. For the most part you want the same abilities as any other race mode, but a few like Focus/Concentration, Sympathy, and your unique are more important because of the point system. Is there anything in particular you want to ask about?
>>552215348understandable
>>552215072my imouto loved her in the anime, then she trained Spe-chan (used the selector ticket immediately), got 8 mood downs in a career twice in a row, then started calling her a "fat sad lazy fuck" which shocked me. AND THEN she started training Grass Wonder and liked her a lot more. >did all this not knowing about /uma/>did this not knowing about Grass/Spe lore>died laughing when I told her>said it made her like Grass even more
>>552215204This but without breaking her leg and with the roles reversed
>>552215097s2 needed more maya
socks stay on
>>552215491I bet you hear the voices in the wall, huh?
do you think they'll ever go full meem with DA ZONE in the anime with someone saying "that's my secret toreina I'M ALWAYS IN DA ZONE"
>>552215578also katsuragi ace
>>552215084It felt good though…
does anyone have the mega link of that compilation of syonbori tanuki content? it was posted a long time ago and I forgot to save it then...
>>552214723>I wish family things were more positive these days.I wish so too. Thank for the Raisu and I wish you a happy new year as well>>552214961I fucking love villains
>>552215595>Spe got replaced by THE chestnutshe can't keep getting away with it
>>552215556Forgot to attach this. She's my mile ace.
What do you think of Helios wooing Ruby in game? Do you still like them?
>>552215718It's on the rentry in the OP
>>552215680
>>552215072>>552215595this is Spechan disinformationSpechan is the cutest uma musume
Pokke's outfit would be incredibly lewd if she wasn't flat
*Gives you gourmand*
>>552215680Extremely good taste.
when the FUCK are we getting spark qol
>>552215808She's singing about my semen btw
>spetards
>>552215795They're both welcome in my breeding herd.
>>552214127Grass Wonder definitely rim her Trainer
>>552215795Ruby is my onahole, so good luck to her I guess.
spe should be more racist
>>552215654You gotta wait for the Star Blossom anime for that.
>>552215847Jungle Bucket sounds like Naruto, and that turns me off.
>More fireworksAIIIIEEEEE IT'S ALMOST 3AM YOU FUCKERS LET ME GO TO SLEEEEEEP
>graspies
>>552215595>spefraud gets mogged once again
I'm going to beat you to death and steal your foreskinHappy Near Year
>>552216053>Jungle Bucket
>>552215680i want her to whisper things into my ear with her shounen protag voice
>>552215306
nandeyanen
>>552215787>>552215556no that helps, thank you anon!
*Satsukis your Sho*
>>552215595Based imouto enjoying Japan's last samurai and last Yamato Nadeshiko
>>552215804well thats unfortunate... time to look somewhere else I suppose
Which Uma should I masturbate to? Please make a compelling argument.
>>552216298
>>552216342Aston Machan in case you forget about her.
>>552216291do you think she says nandeyanen in bed too
>>552214834I am very certain that even with skill procs my Suzu gases out. I haven't been able to confirm it because every lobby is 2+ of her. I gotta rethink what deck I use to meet the stam + wit reqs. Fronts are way too hard.
>>552216397who
>>552216298IM LOSHING MY MIND FROM PLEASHURE ITS SATSUKI SHO GOOD
Which would (You) use?
>>552209239this expose the localizers
>>552216452
>>552216598OINK OINK BUHIII
>>552216598The one that wins more
>>552216342Tap Dance CityEroticBig boobasWavy hairHag(more willing to sex)
>>552216213I need both of them pleasing my dick enthusiastically aasap
>>552216294Good luck out there. Another sample ace for your reference.
>>552215815she still loves Spechan in the animu, hands down still her favorite, "but I just like training Grass and Sky better. And Teio is FUN!"girls
>>552209239>Game updates on a weird US timeline>Twitter updates on EU timeOkay then
>>552214294Your med S...?
>>552216807do you run any extra races?
>>552216598middle looks the best, but you can run them all on round 1 and 2 and see which one gets more wins
Don't oink oink buhi
>>552209239>new years post with 3 horses not in the game yet
>>552216778sexo
>>552210671I think I want to leave this site within next yearMay or may not be possible given my tendencies, but we'll see
Which uma would help me fire guns in the air at midnight like us Detroiters do?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pG0MPMlaBIo
>>552216598I'd alternate between Middle or Left, see what works out moreNice Suzus
>>552216971SQUEEE
>>552215370That guy really tore you a new one
Is being cute/cool to a gyaru zoomer a good thing or...?
>>552215795I will never feel bad for cucks
>>552216895Best I can do is turf S with 1100 speed.
>>552213734It’s pretty cool that they’ve been doing it every year
Do I get a white recovery?
So this is you and which uma? You are the racoon btw.If you are feeling adventurous use the random uma linkhttps://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characters
Licking Pokke's flat chest
>>552214405What did he mean by this?
sleep...
Wouldn't fireworks spook horses why would you celebrate new year if you're a true umaphile.
>>552217256Helios don't look
>>552217181Nyo...
>>552216863>Game updates on a weird US timeline>daily reset: 0:00 JST>event release: 7:00 JSTwhy would a global version of a japanese game follow US timezones?
>>552217256YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>552217256
>>552214859Hilariously the company apologized for the mistake and are making a version without the ears so the ones with the ears had its value skyrocketedhttps://x.com/gift_news/status/2006278449611387067
>>552217239I have no complaints, really
>>552216896Those two did not because I was still learning Unity, but I recommend you do them if you can still cap speed. This Bakushin ran 16 total, so I think 3 optional.
>>552217239https://umamusu.wiki/Red_Desire
>>552217392Because we're the best
>>552217256I did that
>>552217256STOP posting porn.
>>552217189Suzuka is gonna get my white recovery if you know what I mean.
>>552217256Canon
>>552217189you should
>>552217256>Then ruby woke up
>>552217185Let me repeat: EVERYTHING is a reference, one way or another.
>>552217239I... don't hate it, to be honest
>>552217523Get back into bed, wife.
>>552217239rapist Biwa is kinda hot
>>552217239I got the best Kiseki
>>552217425Umas have 4 ears. This is canon.
>>552217523post lewd dober
*Harikittes your Ikou*
>>552217239>Loves Only Youmy pelvis...
>>552217778noooooooooo anyway
https://jiggie.fun/withrice
>>552217239I don't really know much about her other than she hold the signs at the finish line.
>>552217256This is how Ruby wishes her trainer would act
>>552217239bro what. leave me alone. I'd prefer your dad.
lewd dober touching her ear in the win animation
>>552217239no.. she would never...
>>552217239That was clearly a murder, but I assume you want us to RP like it was a rape so I don't get to decide who it is.>Bourbonhttps://umamusu.wiki/Mihono_BourbonOh good, as long as I don't fight back she should be one of the safer rapists and she won't toy with me before or after.
>>552216598if anyone cares the A+ is my newest and is doing shockingly well with that stam. She keeps edging out a 16k taiki partner i have savedfucking distance S, man
>>552217918She doesn't like giving head...
>>552217239>So this is you and which uma?
>>552214082Watch Road to the Top, it's literally the best animated media for Umamusume, the movie is reddit overrated garbage
>>552218071what the fuck
>>552218071???
>>552218071it's the new years what are you faggots doing
>>552217239Oh god she's gonna feed me some natural viagra
>>552218071
You retards, report the cheese pizza immediately.
>>552216730nah
I change my mind, please post umankos instead of whatever the FUCK this anon is doing
>>552218062Distance S with good skills > Distance A with good skills > Distance S > Distance AAssuming all has capped speed.
>Nobody posted Jan scheduleDead thread
uh oh, browns woke up
>>552217895
>>552218417this uma is younger than Tamamo and Ruby btw
>9am Indonesia You can't make this shit up
>>552217523
>unironic brown melt downalrighty then
>>552218286I can see Ruby getting mad if her trainer suddenly gains confidence when he talks with a milf uma
what in the shit was that. i just wanted to talk about horses.
>>552218347the depressing part is runs so often go 2 or 3.
>>552218607>5 days until ChristmasWe're decelerating...
>>552218557no its multiple cp spammers, they are hitting /lcg/,/fgo/,/xiv/, and others so far
>>552218607>Jan 5So Oguri is only going to be in finals... I'm going to need a backup uma for Day 2
yeppers, turning off images for a bit
>>552218607But it's already past Christmas...
>>552218607My wife's sister in 5 days
>>552218607>tfw want all 4 new trainees..
>>552218580She would be genuinely happy that her trainer has gained more confidence in himself.But she would also want him to think he was worthy of being by her side.
>>552218607>Nice Nature>FukuTIME TO UNBRICK MYSELF
>>55221860721.... 21 days... nyo...
>>552218607I can't wait for Christmas bwos
>>552218374>knows the schedule was released>doesn't post it himselffuck you, nigger
>>552218607why are they slowing the release schedule again? ACCELERATE YOU FUCKERS I WANT SWEEPY
>>552218607>tama isn't out until the end of the monththank god, gives me a chance to save up for a spark
>>552218848but there are 6?
>>552218716and CP spammer are from... where? not israel
Umas with this feel?WHERE GIBS
>>552217425i wonder if this happened in umaland and the got sued bby tracen for defamation
>>552218607>another eventGRINDGAWDS EATING GOOD
>>552219029my eyes ignored the last 2 2bh, had to check
>>552219034>where? not israelwhat an odd thing to saytalk about uma musume
>>552218607>last banner before mega banner is late janBROS kitasan BANKRUPT ME i won't even have a single spark before it hits....
>>552218607>XOguri>Tamamo>Wit Neicha>Haru Urara NY (she's meta late/end for dirt)It's going to be rough...
>>552218607>hungry for a miracle
>>552219072Twin Turbo? Manhattan Cafe?
Belno looks so cute.
>>552218607Looks fine to me
Did they remove the accupunture random event?I used to get it from time to time in URA but I don't remember seeing it a single time in Unity
>>552219356If you got digitan you don't need Urara.WIT Natie can be skipped.
>>552219487Should be next thread's OP
>>552218607>Normal NY dec 31>Uma NY jan 27>Chinese NY feb 17
>>552219592retard
>>552219492It can happen in Unity, but only very rarely, for whatever reason.
>>552219716gassed out
>>552218607FiMo SEX
>>552219582>>552219487This.
>>552219492>>552219732I haven't seen her once since the Unity update, and I've done tons of URA runs too.
We get free 100 rolls on Tamamo right? I'm going to spark her discounted umanko
>>552198514>>552200869very cute doto, happy new years!
>>552218548Welp, here we go again
>>552218607Do I come out of retirement for Fine Motion?
>>552219492Riko hired some good security
>>552218607>we're deceleratingit's over.......
>>552219905I've seen her exactly once in Unity
*rapes you in the new year*
You're LATE>>552219905Same, majority of my runs are in URA for parent farming and I haven't seen her once.>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse >Static IP >Refresh>It goes through Oh fuck off
>>552220208
>>552219492I got her last night for the first time since Unity dropped and about spat out my soda. She failed the charming chakra.
>>552220208Please continue to rape me next year, Opera-chan
>>552219491Maybe I should ticket Maru.
>>552220208Joke's on her,i love porking with bois
>>552219905Huh, that's weird. I had assumed it was only Unity.
>>552220410
>>55221996950.
>>552219792i don't think you realised what happened
horsie like banananananana
Reminder that with Fine Motion release JP increased borrows to 5.
>>552220208please, I don't want to be a wizard
wtf is new beginnings part 1?
>>552220695Teio makes her fatass fans out to run the calories away
>>552220619expain
>>552220234>Refresh>It goes through>Oh fuck offThe random bullshit I'd get accused of doing while still active on /v/ and sometimes /a/ is hilarious>Wake up, go to PC>IP gets reset every 24/7>Go to post something and see I've been warned for random shit I never even posted>Sometimes I'd get warned for things from HALF A FUCKING YEAR ago
>>552220695some slop star wars movie
>>552220824look at what happens to the other numbers
>>552217239https://umamusu.wiki/Chrono_GenesisQRD? I just know she's a mare so I already won by not being a faggot.
>>552220695Oh it's the seasonal wipe thing, they reset your trainees and cards but you get free rolls and mats
You know, if we decelerate that means we get perfect foresight into future content for longer.Imagine pulling blind, thats JP.
>>552218607>half a day to make a Christmas Oguri ace for a free Scorpio finals win>if you don't do it your opponents might and you will loseOh booooooy
>>552220826I'm on a static IP... it's just moot being fucky like usual.
>>552220958>no soundscum phone fag
Skipping Christmas Ogurin because Christmas is already over
>>552217185Who's makes those real horse posters?
>>552214082I literally just finished watching cinderella gray and with that all of umamusume anime.>S1easily the worst. Honestly a waste of time>S2Teio and mcqueen are cute, but still pretty boring.>S3It was still very boring. Only pitfags would enjoy it.>road to the topNow finally we can watch some decent anime. It wasn't crazy good, but it had more personality and better animation->Beginning of a New EraEven if you don't like uma musume stuff this is an actually good movie and the reason why there is so many tachyonredditfags (a blessing and a curse).>Cinderella grayUnironically a great spokon anime. It is head and shoulders above any other uma musume anime.
I'll bet Oguri really smells. All that hair and all that she eats. Just BO and farts all day.
>>552221032>zoomer posterI'm gonna post gifs too.
>>552221026Don't worry, I get your problem. The static IP bit just makes it all the funnier. I can KINDA understand dynamic IPs fucking up their retarded system, obviously there's no such excuse for static.
Just gave up on two runs within 15 minutes. Sorry danchud I think I'm going to bed instead
>>552220695Isn't this way too fast?
>>552220621Oh wonderful, I can be even more shackled to the orange bar that's ruining my life.
>>552217912
>>552220826I've had those issues because of cookies, deleting them usually fixes things but your captchas become unbearable
>>552217912fun jiggie
>>552220894she's an umamusume version of every person who likes watching umas run, the story lines between the umas, and so on
>>552221303good jiggie
>>552221262time to start botting
>>552221213it's actually slower
>>552221346My captcha is already unbearable.
These new captchas aren't hard. Don't be an O and they aren't an issue.
>>552221068Cumming deep inside of Belno when the clock hits midnight
>>552221364but thats digitan
>>552221379I don't want to get banned
>>552218607How come the schedule is... slowing down?This means Bourbon won't be in time for valentines day which is frankly kinda dumb :(
>>552221364Digi-tan?
>>552221541One of them blocked me solidly a few nights ago until I looked up the correct method for solving it on another site. It had ambiguous instructions that seemed to have been written by an idiot.
>>552221562This but with Nishino Flower
>>552221379The bot steals your identity.
Surely you won't be seeing HOguri in the Scorpio finals right?
>>552221662Calstone...it's not to figure out.
>>552220995>free scorpio finals win>he still thinks Xoguri is an unstoppable meta god vs pic relatedI look forward to you spending 30k carrots for nothing
>>552221614Because the schedule as it was wasn’t sustainable for players, casual or serious
I'm tired of not knowing about this handsome black haired ojisan from cingray. I'm watching this shit TONIGHT.
>>552221756I'd have worked it out if I'd studied it for a long while, yeah. But that is not how captchas are supposed to work.
>>552221716Only 20% of players will see HOguri in their finalsOnly 5% of them will win
>>552221808Suzuka catapults Oguri, she can't possibly beat her until the awakening patch.
>>552221129if you think season 1 is worse than season 3, i've got a great show for you to watch.https://youtu.be/sJNK4VKeoBM?si=r2WrrHAHzuBu1JjN
>>552221541You realize different people get different captchas? None on mine are *hard* but it takes time comparing 3 sets of 5 images for each post.
>>552221847In what way? I keep seeing "it's not sustainable" but is literally just words in the air, it means nothingThe next CM is literally recycle-friendly and the CM after that is sprints which is a meme factoryIf you're talking about banners their gibs are scheduled so if the schedule slows down, the gibs slow down, so that is ALSO irrelevent
>>552221808>suzukaNice Nature food
>>552221129If i value my time should I just skip s1, s2, s3
>>552222006what about the daily and weekly gibs
>>552222026>bro just use natie>bro just use triple dominator teamsPLEASE go into a room or two
>>552222000
>>552221614I think they're doing it on purpose
>>552220894https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDzTbr7v4-Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRL8K3R7iV8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH6RsjvWIxs>Chrono Genesis was the first filly to win 3 grand prix races in a row (2 Takarazuka Kinen and 1 Arima Kinen). And second horse (first for filly) to win 2 Takarazuka Kinen beside Gold Ship.>Her main jockey name is Yuichi Kitamura. However, Kitamura is a brand name of a camera store business in Japan, unrelated to the jockey himself.>Chrono is Kitamura’s favorite horse since their first debut race 2018, he told her trainer that he would ride the horse anywhere. And they been together for 14 races since debut.>On May 2nd, he was in an accident from falling off his horse on the Hanshin racecourse that fractured his vertebrae and right scapula.>Because of it, his first thought was that he wouldn’t be able to ride Chrono again. His injury would probably end his career as well.>Fortunately, his surgery was a success but he couldn’t ride Chrono for another Takarazuka Kinen (She was ridden by Lemaire for that and Arima Kinen as her last race).>Chrono is his motivation to get well and be a jockey again. And he was able to see Chrono’s last race one more time.>She is a big "keiba" fan, loves researching the history of the Twinkle series and famous past races. She always reads the media articles that cover the series, studies and analyzes racing data, and she is very good at predicting the races in which other Uma Musume will run.TLDR she’s the embodiment of the average keibafag ojisan irl in cute anime girl form
>>552222026Let me know when you're queuing pls
>>552222026haha...AHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>>552222046if you valued your time you wouldnt be here
>>552222006What do you “words in the air”? If you want concrete examples of people crashing and burning out, look at the sweep botting crisis a week ago. Search through the last few threads of people mentioning they were burnt out of grinding for Fuji’s event. Of grinding for CM. You’re not paying attention if you think there aren’t real examples of this happening around you.
>>552222046>If i value my timethat's a really big ifyeah, just watch cingray
Guts is in superb form.
>>552221907These are WAY easier than captchas years ago.Calstone, calstone, just think. i know it's hard but rub those two braincells together.
>>552222141Isnt she one of our smaller umas?
Test
I FUCKING LOATHE DOING PARENT RUNS WITH THE MEJIROSTHEIR FUCKING UNIQUES NEVER PROC BECAUSE THERE ARE A GORILLION USELESS BODIES ON THE CAREER RACES AND YOU'RE JUST RUNNING SOME SHIT NPC UMA AT THAT POINT
Can runaway suzuka win if she's the only front runner in the lobby?
>>552222000Yes I get 2 different styles for my phone and PC.Neither are hard or take more than a couple seconds. You zoomers have no idea how good these are compared to some of the old ones.
>>552222435Yes, even if it's a front heavy lobby.
I prefer the original series to Cinderella Gray. The latter feels too generic shounen with annoying cliffhangers dragging out races and everything. I really appreciated how in the main series races for the most part started and ended in the same episode.
>arima kinen legend race>vs someone who has a B in longare they just gonna give her A long for this or will it be a freebie
>>552222337Didnt study
>>552222435she doesn't care if there are other fronts or not like non-oonigers do
Taurus is over broYou can retire your nature now
>>552222295>user interfaces should be badly designed because I got lucky and randomly chose the same interpretation of the ESL UI designer's retarded instructions that the ESL designer had in mindIncorrect. Getting lucky is not a reliable strategy. I mean I'm giving you the completely unwarranted benefit of the doubt to begin with, by assuming you've even seen the particular captcha task that I had trouble with.
>>552222046Honestly. If you watch on youtube some of the (cute and) funny scenes from s1, s2 and s3 you would experience basically all they have to offer. If you want to be a little of horse racing otaku then you can read on the uma musume wiki about what the horses did IRL, and you would basically know what they did in each season.>TLDRjust watch the movies and cinderella gray if you don't care for the earlier seasons.
>>552222435Suzuka auto-wins if>she is the only front>the room is front heavy>there are three suzukas (one won't gas)the ONLY way to stop her is if there's two suzuas, all debuff solutions are cope to the highest degreeSFV maruzensky and pump paces can SOMETIMES catch her but it is very inconsistent and mostly just hopes she doesn't use an important move
>>552221075https://x.com/keibabookshop/status/2006379854225342917
>>552222337
>>552222136I’ve seen your Suzukas. You can gaslight others. You can’t gaslight me. You’re Nature food.
>>552222474This is like one of those experiments where it's revealed that some people are incapable of realizing that other people exist with distinct experiences. That's you playing the role of test subject, not that I expect you to comprehend my point.
>>552222748>SFV Fronts>Pump PacesThis CM is such a clown show
>>552222748>there are three suzukas (one won't gas)where's your source on this?
>>552222748Even one of two Suzukas can win if the other one is too dogshit to trigger a spot struggle
>>552222502>>552222612>>552222748What would you say is the winrate of only-front? I just tested a few S rank runaway suzukas in test lobbies but they never won to pace.
>>552222669this isn't even a joke, you genuinely just have a low IQ. it's the exact same type of pattern recognition shit that IQ tests are made of.
>>552222819>>552222669I have no problems with any of my captchas. Don't be esl jeets and it's easy. We don't need more golshi porn here, idiots.
>>552222670This nigga really telling people to go watch some tiktoks to get the full experience of s2This year won't be better after all
>>552222987>We don't need more golshi porn hereyes we do
>>552222892Watch it in test rooms, it's basically gambling on which of the three Suzukas spot struggles and the one that doesn't will take the win once it grabs the lead
>>552222892NTA but if two spot struggles the third can't spot struggle with the others
>>552222970No it isn't. IQ tests are supposed to have instructions that make sense. Ask a question about what I mean before talking past it again, you absolute retard.
>>552222670bro watched the 3 pretty derby season at 2x speedsecondaries I fucking swear...
>>552223172>low IQ fatass Teiofag getting mad his greasy fingers can't solve an easy slide captcha
>>552222669sorry, anon, I don't find this hard at all
>>552223047It's literally all people remember from earlier season.>AGEMASEN>Le hachimi funny>le teio broke her leg lol>PITasan black cucked by fenomenoThat's all there is to those seasons. They are lighthearted and funny, but no one can say they are actual good anime.
>>552223212many such cases
>2 sleep deprived in a row senior yearyaaaay
>>552221562Not if I have something to say about that faggot, Belno is for Oguri
Sometimes I wish the JP thread didn't hate us because I'm genuinely curious if she can catch Suzuka or if even she can't do it
>>552223212I literally HATE Doto.
>>552222987No. It would HELP to be an ESL person because the instructions were written as if by an ESL person.>>552223262Dude you don't even care whether you're right. I'm getting mad because I think you're actually not trolling. I'll stop though because off-topic slapfights are dumb.
>>552223359
7 and I steal all (you)r new year's luck
>>552223360jp is nice if you ask genuine questions
>>552222669Just post from PC man
>>552223421>>552223265Dude you're literally an idiot. A mouth breathing drooling retard. These captchas are piss easy.
I promise you I won't bring my own Suzuka just so I can see the two other Suzukas kill each other in every lobby
Runaway suzuka is overrated.
>>552223212>secondariescan you redo this post without sounding like a faggot using faggy words?
>>552223172>IQ tests are supposed to have instructions that make sensehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg
>>552223167I don't think the pdf is wrongyou're probably getting matches where one suzuka is objectively better (or worse) and escapes the spot struggle
>>552222435No, she need other frontrunner so pace chasers don't get too close to her before the last spurt
I'm bringing a front with A&S (that isn't suzuka)A pace with SFVAnd a late with pump To the CM.
>>552223675That isn't the one I was referring to, Dunning-Kruger drone #4.
>>552223675
>>552222669>the particular captcha task that I had trouble withWhich one was it?
>>552223360easily
>Subhuman mongoloids are STILL FUCKING ARGUING About the goddamn captchaAre you fucking with me?? I know people love memeing about "BROWN THIS BROWN THAT" and such, but you can't be fucking serious.I never once even read the fucking instructions, I just looked at the images and instantly knew what to do going by the context that's given to me. The captcha is so damn easy and retard save, but I suppose not mongoloid friendly enough.
>>552223743desu it doesn't really matter if one is stronger, majority of the case you'll just get fucked by random shit like late start or getting rushed, my suzuka sometimes just gets stuck behind the other front runners
>>552223743I play a LOT of frontrunners, granted I don't use suzuka, but I have never ever EVER seen a 3-way spot struggle, it's always between two people
>>552223851>Oguri is an easy girl>>552223884This. the new captcha is just a brown filter. And our tubby shitskin Teiofags HATE it.
>>552223813You are the one person in this conversation, other than me, who does not deserve execution.
>>552223743Dodging danger can have a big impact on this. If one Suzuka has it and the others don't, or one Suzuka doesn't and the others do, it'll usually escape spot struggling due to lane distance.
>>552223884>>552223997NTA but depending on device or region you can get significantly more obnoxious onesOn my PC I always get extremely basic "what doesn't match" but on my phone I've seen it throw 5-choice double-negative type choices
>>552223778>That isn't the one I was referring toOh sorry, here is the other kind of captcha.
>I get an easy captcha>Therefore everyone gets an easy captchaI hate people who don't have a well developed theory of mind.
>>552224129>tama-chan so poor she can't afford a captcha
>>552223884>I never once even read the fucking instructions,And you're saying this is a sign that you're especially civilized and educated? Are brown people known for carefully reading and following instructions, in your view?
>>552223884I'm really want to see what captchas are they're getting. Because I saw someone posted a 10 letter captcha when I only got 5 letters ones.
>>552224152if you don't get easy captchas then that means you didn't post enough in /uma/ or 4chan
Is it weird to think i could make better aces in URA than Aoharu at this point..
>>552223997I'm extremely quick to [-] retards, but I 200% recommend it for people screaming about the captcha, absolute and unironic smooth brains.>>552224104>depending on deviceSkill issue, schrimple as.>Bb-b-b-but I need to post from my phooooooooone!!No, go away, stop shitting up the board.Blame the black sheeps shit posting the site with low quality trash en masse for years, otherwise this wouldn't be a problem, nor would the captcha exist to begin with.Sucks to be a phone fag, not my problem tho.
stop using a hardened browser with autistic privacy setup for easier captchas :^)
>>552224232brown IPs get hard captchas. And they're mad about it.
So you basically always want to get>maestro (or the white)>gourmad (or the white)>777>tachyon uniqueOn every run so she's consistent, correct?
>>552224249You are wrong. I understand you lack the ability to make sense of this fact. Sometimes I wish I could be more like you.
bread>>552224414>>552224414>>552224414
>>552224330Pure Heart from Creek is safer
>>552224297Bwo, I just use Firefox default
are you retards going to post this supposedly mega hard captcha or what
>>552224232I'd go into detail about the matter in a reasonable conversation with a single person who actually cared about good design. Having to drag a whole crowd of jeering snarkturds by the hands through that whole conversation would take too much energy though.
>>552224264>muh board qualitygod you sound like those insufferable vtuber fags who fled the website because jannies hurt their feelings, gotta love people who metapost all day who think they're above anything
>>552224264Yea, time to do that. Too many screaming shitskins that suffer from generations on inbreeding and street shitting. You're a gentleman and a scholar.
can't wait for you to finally post your super hard captcha and it's just a second grade geometry problem for eight year olds.
>>552223360Suzuka is only a threat now because they brought the 1st anny patch without the units that can fight her, Palmer kills Suzuka, she a oonige with built in gold recovery
>>552224603That's not what was at issue. You couldn't even keep up with the conversation, kid. Good luck struggling through another year...
>>552222748she also often auto wins with 2 suzukas, because you just need the other one to get late start or be a witlet or have less than 800 power etc and most suzukas aren't perfect
happy new year you FUCKS. aaaieeee i love /uma/ so much. this is my first nongaslight oguripost
