Happy New Year!Year of the Horses EditionPrevious: >>552224414>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki ShowtimeCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Club status?
cute cute cute
>>552244716deadEoS soon
>>552244343https://nhentai.net/g/428016/
this bread will be butter
based OP making the pornbrained SEAmonkeys seethe
simply the best
>>552245073Oguri would eat a whole stick of butter in front of Beno.With extra tongue.
I was not able to farm all of the Kikua Sho sashes I needed. I am simply too tired. The last of my CM prep will have to hinge on getting decent borrow runs tomorrow…wish me luck…
>>552245192That's a horse, not a goat.Fucking retard.
>>552245247Good luck top cunny I mean top cunny I mean top cunny I mean anon
>>552245247did you check the shop
Why does she wear the maternity dress?
>>552245606because she's fat
ive been trying to make a medium akebono for the past few days today i finally managed to get her med to A i dont care if she doesnt win shes my oshi and i want to see her run in the next CMBuono!
>>552245606she's ready to get pregnant
>>552245606She's the mother of our child
>>552245449Thank you. I will do my best.>>552245467I’ve used as many cleats as I can while still being able to afford tickets for XOguri’s banner coming up. My hands are tied…thank you for the suggestion though.Good night, /uma/dacchis.
>>552245606She's a Teiofag(fatass)
>>552245664Buono! Good luck!
>>552245236I watch enough porn to recognize the artist the AI was trained on.>>552245297It still has the uncanny feeling, but it came from the abhorrent Will Smith eating spaghetti to this. However I think as time goes on kikes will definitely bottleneck it in the future, especially subscription based ones, so you'll get a lot of "oopsie you can't generate that!" or certain words will definitely be banned.
I fucking came like a madmanWhat a way to start the new year...
>>552245761good night umabwo
Uma if good
>>552245926kek
I've seen a bunch of anons post their body here and literally only 1 of them wasn't fat. How are you all so disgustingly obese?
>>552246026buhi game for buhis
>>552246026I want to fuck that anon who did the gentildonna dress pose, preferably with them in Kitasan cosplay
>>552246026Super creekfags are skeletons.Like Artic expedition dying of starvation skinny.They need the milk.
>>5522455895 seconds later...
>>552246026Desk job and I eat like shit
Tamawich
>>552246132>gentildonna dress posepost it
Every time I see the Mejiros they remind me of the preppies from the game Bully. Which group of umas are the >bullies>nerds>greasers>jocks
I don't have my own bignig suzuI'm just gonna hope there's 2 and they die
>>552246264I don’t have it saved
>>552246262she has no nutritional value because she is poor
Everyone loves Nature!
not me
>>552246152you can't hypnotize the willing
>>552246262Cute Tamagf
>>552246026>why do people who play an anime gacha game represent the lower rungs of societyif you were some self-improvemaxx chad you'd be banging your hot tradwife, not playing an anime gacha game posting on fucking 4chanposts like this annoy me desu
>>552246373>nice nature thinks she just kissed her trainer Vivlos is cruel
>>552246373This is a strange edit
Bellybutton
>>552246503>Vivloswat
>>552246503Bro that’s Helios…
>>552244625Anons, I wish you well in the new year!
>0 out of 6 usable runs all day>literally gave up 5 runs, that's how dogshit they wereMaybe my new years resolution will be to drop this piece of shit game for good.
>>552246026gacha games are for subhumansyou're not going to see any normal people here
Tachyon wife
>>552246653>>552246617I cannot differentiate between the two. They’re both green to me
>>552246705Do you not just start spamming races for fans when runs go to shit
>>552246654this is grooming
>>552244716Desperately trying to claw back up
Post your CM7 aces. Metafags do not respond.
>>552246787horses love to be groomed.
>>552246753Dude they don't even have the same ear pieces, Vivlos is :3 and has a beauty mark under her eye. She also has long twintails and a dumbass hat
Nature would never rape you
>>552246859
>>552246654if the trainees have the key then I kinda understand why the security guards won't interfere
>>552246865
Confirmation screens are for pussies, send it Taz! (Tazuna!)
>>552246962Yes she would>drugs in the cake she gave you>asked for a kiss
>>552246784No. You don't keep eating shit just because you can put it in your mouth.
my aces are just done 1 run agothey're only passable but I blame fuji for making my runs hellish>inb4 metaI launch ticketed taiki and maru is my oshi. That's base maru in the swimsuit
>>552247020>>552246865cute and wife
>>552246787muslim trainer no
>>552247049THE EMPRESS
>>552246026Im 6'2" and I lift but I'm not about to be a whore and selfpost in the /uma/ thread.
>>552247121>lost to oguri and rudolfdidn't beat turf queens
>>552246962She does the occasional rape
>>552246787you can't groom the willing
>>552246026>I've seen a bunch of anons post their body hereyou niggers do that?
>>552246026because my mommy always makes me food when I'm hungy wungy!
Please don't post so many Nice Nature pics in a row like thisMy mental isn't strong enough...
If a dog could talk, it would talk like Dober
>>552247121Rice did well
Wait did you guys actually leave the thread early because of porn? lmao
>>552247397No, it would probably sound like Calstone.
>>552246717
>>552246026
look at this fluffy nature
>>552247364
Cock
>>552247450I don't like AI slop and I don't like Uma porn so yes, personally.
Nature is really boring, and playing, and a nothing character.
>>552247553true
>>552247553>>552247576state a character that is a "something" character who isn't boring
dam bwos
>>552247450technically we always leave late but methinks the jannies are asleep with all the undeleted porn so we get to be on time for once
>>552247524>nice nature in universe gosling posts when seeing other trainers with their umas Diabolical
>>552247450I left cause I went to fap
>>552247624explode
>>552246026If I posted you'd be making skeleton/auschwitz jokes
>>552247613you're just going to disagree no matter what i say.
>>552247729Nuh uh!
>>552247553I won't let annoying posters dictate my opinions on characters
Uma umanko...
>>552247729If you're that afraid of such things on an anonymous imageboard you should probably just keep you opinions to yourself since you clearly have no confidence in them
>>552247790you need to think biggeruma umankoS
Nice Nature is the girl you show your parents before promgold City or Meijiro Palmer is the girl you dump Natie off for at the prom for the rest of the night.
>>552247820It's not scary to be set upon by a wild pack of contrarians anon, it's just mildly depressing.
>>552247898If you believed what you just wrote you'd be acting otherwise, like how are you cowardly in an anonymous environment? That's below bitch level, there isn't even a good word for it
erm why did anon post a pic of his abs
>>552247613rudolf
I am danchode of /Uma/ Club and I am divorcing Hishiana.Give me a new wife for the New Years.
hons
>>552248050based
>>552248029to show how strong creekfags arebut it looks AI
We don't need to do that.
>>552248029>Creekfags need to be fed with MOMMY MILK
>>552248029attention whoring hours
We still have 30 minutes before it's new year on the west coast. 30 more minutes of potential porn.
>Danchou has been stuck at 72mill for two months you useless sack of shit im leaving the club you sad fat fuck I deserve a better danchou
>>552245248>>552245468wow
>>552246148I am not that skinny..
>>552248024That was a different anon, anon, but anyway I don't agree. It's not cowardly to avoid a small, pointless pain. Nothing is accomplished by telling people what you like (when you know they're just gonna make fun of it like hateful robots), and nothing is accomplished by not telling people, except that you didn't have to be briefly, mildly bullied for absolutely no reason. Fear doesn't come into it. It's obvious which is the better choice, unless you really just aren't affected AT ALL by mild online bullying, in which case the choice is COMPLETELY meaningless.
I didn't win a single Team Trial today
sugoi
>>552248247nishino flower would say this
How's the club drama situation? How many here are going to leave their clubs?
Bit late by my standards, but whatever, it's the New Year. Teio!See y'all in the next one
>>552248249based
>>552248310bakushin is fucking her teacher?
This is going to be my New Years wife and who I avatarpost with.
>>552248095very auspicious
>>552248297Also a different anon, anon, but you literally just made an argument AGAINST the person who started this, total logic loop
>>552248343I'm leaving Mambo. If Mambodanchou can kick his BF for flatlining a little bit, it means he can kick me if i flatline for 2 days too.
>>552248375
>>552248367Thanks.It was worth the weight.
>>552248095Cute turbo
>tfw you have a bunch of drinks and start feeling silly and start expressing yourself for once at a social gathering and you laugh in a weird way and chad loudly calls you a faggot, full throated, in a room full of leftists who literally march for every possible cause, but not a single one of them checks him and a few of them even laughWell I guess that's another year where I'm going to spend 99% of my social energy interacting anonymously. Fractious parts of myself expressed behind caricatures of personalities that I'll never actually be, talking to people I'll never actually meet.Teio!
>>552248325WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY GIBS, CYJEWS
>>552248375>>552248413Congrats fatty
>>552248413Genuinely who the fuck am I looking at?
>>552246309>nerdsNice Nature. Twin Turbo, Ikuno Dictus, and Matikanetannhauser
>>552248459Look at the ear accessory retard
>>552248457>"N-No Torena...you can't rape me!"
>>552248425You bastard
>>552248459
>>552248446It's ok fatty. You may be a loser but we still tolerate you.who did you vote for?
>>552248513I never look at an uma's ears you fag.
>>552248343I've been thinking about joining AlmondLove, there's like 7 people leaving my club TODAY
Christmas arrives late in some countries
>>552248383I doubt it, but I probably made some kind of mistake there. Either way I don't care enough to go back and study the whole thread. If I carelessly defended the anti-Nice Nature person then I apologize to the world for doing that because Nice Nature is great. If I did anything to decrease the chance that hateful empty husks who pick fights over nothing will kill themselves this year then I apologize to the world for that.
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
my cripple gf
>>552245589Dober reminds me of my older sister it's weird.
A-A+ clubs are peak consistency most of the time
>>552248373Umadol posters would assume something so nefarious
Teiofag will NEVER hear the end of this!
Every day til you like it
>>552245589My mom said I remind her of Dober, I'm a 31 years old man.
>>552248605is your sister single
>>552245589literally me
>>552248605is your sister looking for a trainer
>>552248660I WEIGHT IT
>>552248601>THE STORY OF MY OWN
>>552248720No, she's married with 2 children actually.
Localizers will mess around with the low hanging fruit that is Merry Xmas but then leave this untranslated, like, I get it but I'm a weeb but any random reading this won't even notice this is her new years line.
Why is she looking at (You) like this?
>>552248601A lovely girl
AIIIEEEEE TAZUNA SAVE ME
Say cheese!
>>552248818ok and?
>>552248891it keeps happening
for being a new year you guys are kind of fucking lame tonight, annoying thread, last thread was better
What's your response?
>>552248897she caught you glancing at her cleavage and is getting ready to tease you about it, women love doing this btw
>>552249060
>>552248772Ain't the only poundage going on tonight
My uma is better than your uma
buu-chan just put this into the jukebox
>>552248249that's unironically how Curren would be. She's the type to lead you on but fold tremendously when doing the deed
Why is there no zebra umas
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
Cute granny
YESSSSSSS5* MUMMY MOMMY
>>552249454>negative canthal tiltsubhuman
I don't think I can do another year of this life stuff without an uma wife to make it tolerable.
i want to have sex
We're so fucking back.
>>552249454grats my vampire rice is only 4*
>>552249539Stop posting NTR.
>>552249742Stop posting Sweep.
Happy New years bwos
Danchou will be upping the quota for this month.
>>552249791Stop posting queen jobber
>>552249834will we get more borrows and spark rerolls as well?
>>552249834AIIIIIEEEEE DANCHOU PLEASE
happy new year's pstddachishope you all roll that one uma you're looking forward to this year without breaking the piggy bank
Another year stuck with you dumb faggots.
>>552249834
Propaganda
>>552250050Rice would only say the first half
>>552250050You could always kys out of /uma/
>>552249534I hope you're one of the anons who contributed to the last minute push. Otherwise this would be super cringe.
>>552250050Rice wouldn't say this
>>552249742Sweep would support NTR
I haven't typed in this gen since last year!
>>552250143I did over 100m this month...
>>552250060How tight is Chrono’s umanko?
>>552250202I haven't fapped to umas since last year!
>>552249834No one fucking asked for this kekGive us more borrows also
>>552250242100 got us near here. It's the folks that surged during the final hours that matter.
>>552250076I'm listening
>>552250242Fair enough, you're carrying the club then.
I'm getting everything but dober on the dober banner. Guess I'm farming groundwork sparks instead.
Happy New Year umadacchis :DDDDD
>>552250446enjoy your free and easy cm wins
Orange wife!
Really nigga? The left game kinda looks interesting, but why the fuck is there a furry porn game on the right?
kiss your bro
>year turns to 2026>threads become shittierthank god I'm still safe in 2025 for another 50 minutes
>>552250331
i may or may not be drunk and i may or may not have spent a couple of bucks ion a banner i don't evencare about. please Let refunds be real.
>>552250520Forgot the image...
who is the first uma you gonna train in 2026? i have decided for the number one
>>552250446Gold City Festival apparently is pretty strong for Scorpio? Someone correct me on this. I've seen people saying she beats Taiki with equal skills activation.
>>552250613heh
>>552250656get ready to lose your account bud
tama's child tummy and armpits will be mine
wait did they edit her to make her smile lol
>>552250570I wanna smooch my bro...
>>552249834>120M fan quotahmmm I think I'll join Mambo for this month
>>552248891this would be like wanting to translate samurai to eastern swordsman or something, just learn what hanetsuki is
>>552250690my fes gold city wins everytime she activates her unique so I believe that, but she's a lot less consistent since it's RNG based
Is there some way I can get my friend into the game againthey stopped playing suddenly, idk I guess the Fuji event really turned them off? I told them it was super skippable but now they haven't logged on :( Idk if I wanna keep playing without them
>>552250798Umao is disbanding so no need to worry
>>552250780ToT
>>552250858This is the type of question I would ask when i was 9 years old
>>552250707excuse me but 2026 is a NON bully year here on /uma/!
Gotta rise and shine in several hours later to get kicked and search for a new clubUmasumi
>>552250886I'm talking about /uma/club tho
>>552250902you played online games when you were NINE?
>no vr support
Vivlos is trans :3 (from human to uma)
>>552250858probably have to let them stay away to stop the burnout and then get them back in when we get the free pulls with tamamo cross
>>552250560I've tried that left game and Rival Stars and they're actually pretty decent. Rival Stars is closer to uma somewhat, but it also has other hors sports like steeplechase and shows which was interesting. You can also create your own horse and create a legacy through breeding and such as well. The other one is more of an actual ranch sim but it was still pretty cozy. The character creator is pretty bad though
lol my neighbor just got robbed, niggas don't sleep on new years night
Sugoi...
>>552250902so 2 weeks ago?
>>552250798Full actually, flatliner finally kicked, and our score went up! ^_^
>>552250686BASED FUCKING COW My umawife is going to receive the last career run and the first career of each year (parent borrow included) until they nuke this game. Wholesome fucking tradition I tell you.
>>552250951Unc... 2017 was 9 years ago
>>552251017>ryanxwonbinWhy do they have a redditor in the club?
>>552250951Yeep. Was an early bird. Started before that.>>552251028Yes bwo i hope you enjoyed the birthday party.
>>552248343I'll be leaving mambo
>>552244716Shoe trading is constant, I always get 9 or 10 trades a day. Last month we hit B+ getting rank 2996 or somewhere around there. This month, settled in a cozy rank between 1950-1900 so club carats should be good.
>>552251017hello? dancho????
>>552251017>ryanxwonbinHoly fucking cringe, this faggot shat up /akg/ so much back then and is just a straight up faggot in general. Didn't realize he was in /uma/ club
>>552249834It's great for casuals because they can reach 1m event points faster, but it's a rich get richer world because tryhard and sweats will definitely be taking advantage of that to shit out more umas.
>>552250929heh
>>552251063"When I was nine years old" could be at any year, don't "unc" if you're illiterate
>>552251017I feel bad for being carried but I was busy...
>>552251130Heh
first day pf the year si a holiday, danchouno fuckign work, nobody fucking works, the real fans are the friend we made all the way etc.let's hang out together and enjoy lfie
>>552250886Thinking of asking for a kick tomorrow, if they don't disbandI think /uma/club is all locked in, so I might just roll with one of the A's for a bit
>>552244716Comfy as fuck
>>552251130DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE KICK THEM SO >>552251204CAN JOIN
>ryanxwonbin
>doxposting clubs at the dawn of a new yearSometimes I feel like some people here are more suited for FFXIV than a gacha game, actual tranny behavior
>>552251261When you have 4 sites for doxxing, this is what happens
>>552250951kids play online games even younger in these times with shit like roblox around but yeah even for us 30+ year olds playing wow, maplestory, or some other shitty mmo around that age was normal too
>no one remembers the bakushin reddit poster
>>552250787Ass Wonder
>>552251261I just upped my sub out of boredom Bro, the people here can be shitty, but there is no fucking comparison to the actual slime that is in that threadI honestly wish I had another community to hang out with that would be the more typical 4chan laxed as compared what goes on in that threadSome folks try to say it's not everyone, they're fucking liars
>>552251204I'm asking for a kick too, idk if I should quit and tank the timer instead since Danchou is dead
>>552251340I do
show me your nice natures please
>>552251340maybe he died
>>552250951Yeah I played Club Penguin
who tf is ryanxwonbin
>>552250787Yeah
>>552250951i was playing online games when i was 6 back in 2007
>>552250951i want to let you know that i was fucking groomed before it was cool
>>552251340>>552251396>>552251414i've never seen bakushin reddit poster and umao danchou in the same room...
>>552251408
>>552251447Wish I still had access to CP
>>552251204>>552251396Farm some fans instead of doomposting, we are 7mil away from dropping out of S...
>>552251396Just quit now, they're on the borderline. It will be funny
>>552251519HELLO POLICE?
>>552251501I mean if it was by an old desperate woman cool, if you got baited by a guy that sucks
>>552251519Thad...
>>552251519certified Creek post
>>552250951I played Runescape when I was about eight, but I had a techfag uncle that gave my brother and I a computer when dial-up was still a thing so yeah it was unusual.
>>552251530Just turn on one of your bots, assholeI've already gone over my quota
China only collabLooks like the Chinese server (not Taiwan) is picking up after seeing Uma Global success (funny cause the CN server is run by bilibili not cygames)
>>552251017holy dox
>>552251548in retrospect, it was obviously a guy but this was during a time before smartphones were so commonplace so the asshole didn't get anything out of me
Bakushin's New Year's voice clip is extremely cute
>>552251530Danchou has flatlined for 3 months straight, maybe even more, the club is gonna get fucked like Cunnyinc. No club survives a flatlining Danchou>>552251536I want my gibs tho
>anons tired of their leech danchou from umao is leaving>refugees are planning to join to mambowill mambo make it to A+ next month?
>>552251649>funny cause the CN server is run by bilibili not cygames)we need to make umamusume great agaiN!
Got Gentildonna in 50 rolls the new year is off to a great start already guys
>>552251649>bunch of chinks reroll for kita with bots>try the game>like it>gets banned soon anyway because china is cracking down on all things japlul
>>552251519>>552251572
>>552251381desu /vg/ is just a really horrible board, there's a reason it gets mocked by all the other boards, there are very few games that warrant needing 24/7 discussion, even the most active games only really get weekly updates of some kindNot an /uma/ or a specific mmo general issue, sort of global shade at... every single general. Any general that claims they're building "community" is just developing discord tranny shit
Will you be pulling?
>>552251869Aston Machan my beloved
>>552251775Mambo's full retardicus
>>552251381the /v/ threads for xiv were pretty cool when the janny wasn't deleting them i've lost interest in the game since dawnflop though so i don't know if they're still like that definitely don't step into /xivg/ though
>>552251645>>552251773I want my gibs for this month too
am I the only Air Groove lover itt
>>552251813personally ive never hung around any game threads in either board very long. Yet I return to /uma/ daily for months. It's a pretty comfy group that only gets raided on occasion.
damn, if only she had a fat fuck event before
>>552251931Missed opportunity. Guess they'll join the new A club opening this month then
>>552251951you skipped her career if you like air grooveshe's the only character whom completing the career made me like her LESS
>>552251775they should join that new club that's forming
>>552251951I LOVE ALL UMAS EQUALLY (except that one that shall not be named)
Is Dia for (You) or Kitasan?
>>552251645Not farming anything for this freeloading nigger
>>552251813/vg/ is still good compared to how fucked in the ass you can get by mods getting butthurt by anything you say on other websites. I'd take all of the shitposting that happens in the more popular threads here over how fucked and sanitized other websites are.generals like /xivg/ are too far gone into /soc/ territory though and unless mods ban them all it's over for those
>>552252019but bro, she's so hot
christmas is for family and our lord and savior the big jnew year is for anything goesdon't feel bad /uma/non that may be sad
>>552252116Imagine quitting instead so they get knocked down to A+
Just finished Cinderella Grey. It was kind of overrated desu. Pretty Derby S2 is still the best.
>>552252301I agree
So Fukukitaru is good because she gives in total +50 to every stat and is a wandering energy reduction card?
>>552252151That's true.
Why is there only one piece of Mejiro Ryan porn and it's her with a giant horse cock?
>>552252330yes, you borrow it if you don't have enough carats to MLB it
Cyjews.... Even the nips are baffled by the brutal banner order for semi lims back to back
>>552252301The people who like Cinderella Grey are the normies who like generic shounen anime.
>>552252330It feels really overrated to meIt's basically a bootleg friend card except friend cards are better
>>552251017botters
>>552252427Do F2Ps ever get a selector ticket for uma?
>>552252242gimme 3k carats and I'll quit
>>552252549Lol
>>552252549Yes during annis I think but these type of characters can't be ticketed since they're semi limited. They can still spook from the pool though
>>552251649Curren and Falco frens
>>552252427I had to skip Stay Gold because of how fucked my savings are right now. I wonder what they're planning on releasing for them to go this hard right now
I want to brush Daiwa Scarlet's aromatic uma tail so badly.
>>552252486Looking at some of the skills, it does look stronger than friend cards. On top of that, she can rainbow
>>552252604Check your PayPal
>>552252668Anniversary is next month and it's likely to be Almond Eye + new busted support card, Ebayan and BC scenario reveal and then revealing a new set of umas. That donna/orfe banner screwed me over so bad so I'm fucked for that kek
>>552252301I just wanted to watch the final race but for every 10 seconds of race there was 5 minutes worth of flashback and exposition.
It's a 2026 now did the porn posters leave yet?
Remember how about a month ago Cygames started giving away gibs again and we all thought that's how it's going to be from now onYeah
>>552252843i'm made of porn
>>552252843no
>>552252630So the strat for F2P is to pull on unticketable and then use free ticket on what you can?
Seriously, what's the counterplay?
>>552252986At the end of the day, they're young girls. You molest them.
>>552253029They take that as consent and have sex with you forcefully instead
hop on r/a/dio it's playing umapyoi
Umamusume is yuri anime
>>552252986spank the hell out of her while you're being carried
>>552253135i'm not gay
>>552253135Fuck off, r/a/dio is still active?Haven't listened to them in years, especially since their app stopped working
>4th in satsuki sho>No blocking midrace>fired SfV>fired Emperor's Might even when in pace position>Run right up Bourbon's ass>Keep staying under Bourbon's ass, make no attempt to get past through the entirety of the final straight>202 speed vs 471
Are you rolling for anyone this month?
*rapes you*
>>552253135based>>552253185closeted homo
>>552253213tamamo with the free rolls maybe new year opera
What are your thoughts on normal umas? How does it make you feel that they are just stronger than you and can just rape you if they feel like it? Sure you can just call the uma police but the uma police cant put your cum back into your balls
>>552253185based>>552253240opencloset homo
>>552253213Tamachud, I hope I get her in free pulls first though
>>552253135
>>552251649Notice how their tails are subtly hidden. The issue with CN server is that it's ultra censored, since horse racing is banned in mainland china, the game get nerfed so hard like no cleats, no starting gate, ear and tail animation nerfed etc it's almost "Musume Pretty Run" instead of "Uma Musume Pretty Derby".
Are we rolling for Fuku or notI don't want NTR
>>552251931for now...
>>552253213Wit Natie.
Don't skip her card
>>552253193But I still use it regularly?
>>552253213Prolly wit natty but I kinda want to hold out for Fuku
>>552253391Guess it's just my phone thenWhen I upgraded to the 24 ultra, got the incompatible thing
>>552253325just borrow
that was feeling like a good run but Kitasan + Rice did their thing again...
Got Berry now I can start doing Ayabe funds
>>552253325I love NTR
uma year with uma tanuki
>>552253213xoguri and tamamo
Wait theres a horse named T M Precure and she won the Hanshin Juvenile Fillies
>>552253553I'd love to meet your wife.
>>552253457i'm borrowing finemo or creek for the foreseeable future 2bqh
>>552253325Easy skip. Race Bonus deck + Fuku borrow is going to be the meta in MANT. Shit, you can even do that with R cards lmao.
>>552253664Fuku is a MANT card, you won't be using Creek or FineMo during MANT.
>>552253641could cygames put her in and not get sued?
>>552253653Everyone tells me the same thing!
>neighborhood is so American I can't tell the difference between new years fireworks and gunshots
Danchous when are you executing ALL the slackers, they're costing us carats with their wasted existence
Dude........................ Showtime mode makes it so you can get defeated by Daiwa Rocket... in career...
>>552253756okay i'm borrowing "gold heal card" or "meta wit card" for the foreseeable future
>>552253756Fuku is strong in Unity too
>>552253769Maybe they could do a crossover event. The 40-50 year old male Precure fan is unironically a pretty big demographic.
>>552253808Danchode is the slacker!
>>552253804if you're actually american you'd be able to tell what sounds are real gunshots or not.
Danchou is my boyfriend!
>>552253756You know that Creek and Finemo both have 10 race bonus, therefore are good in MANT?
RYAN CAN YOU PLEASE WIN MORE THAN 1 RACE IN A ROW PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU
>>552252986Pray that you have the uma blood like Aoi Kiryuin. She's a ningen but she can do uma things.
>>552252043
>>552252116Ohh looks like scrubp is done playing umatime for this guy to move on to the next gacha like he always does
>>552253804Here in Texas, it was very much bothWas tempted to do so myselfFucking love the countryside
MINA!!!! IKUYO!!!!*pulls for this Christmas card instead of Fuku*
>>552253996the satono house may produce some loser umas but they're sexy as hell
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her,
>>552254039Mayachi is so small and cute!!
I accidentally did a 10-pull on Helios thinking it was the character
>>552253519Wife
>her face when I put it in her butt
i love wedding mayano so mu-officer i can explain
>>552253898well I'm shooting my own out the window so it's kinda deafening
>>552253213No I will NOT
>>552254069You love itAnd by it, I mean Tokai Teio
Which Uma did you spend the arrival of new years with?
>>552253456That's probably play protect because g**gle cannot stop messing with apps. You can still run it by changing some settings I'm forgetting right now.
>>552254120
Dober career is unexpectedly turbo shit. She is jobbing early races very consistently.
>>552253325If you get 2 or more with free pulls it's a no-brainer
>>552254216That's just late surgers in general
If you trainer is female Dober jobs her races on purpose
>>552254126She wouldn't look like that.
>>552254162I went to the onsen with Daiwa Scarlet
no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
>>552254278
>>552254358I want her to look at me this way while I cum inside her
>>552254216you're just an npc uma once you get rushed. during early races your wit is pretty low which means she'll constantly get rushed
I don't like Scarlet.
I askedI careSpeak up
oissu umadacchis, why do i see no jiggie
>>552254226I'm pleasing Oguri's mum.
>>552254497Sweepy tyme
>>552254434gayest post I ever read
>>552254226oguri get out, im cracking your mom. she needs it so don't get in the way, go eat something or whatever.
>>552254570she hittin the rudolf pose
>>552254545i thought we learned yesterday that there is a surprising amount of non-seanig and non-burgers itt
I'd write my initials in cum on NTR's forehead and force her TORIANAH to watch
i still need to do 3 borrowed runs
When are we getting paid stuff to buy? I got carats to buy
Daiwa Scarlet is already taken
>>552252427this is cyjews greed leveling up over the last 2y. They added possible one time EVER collab chars to grub, the season passes etc. Oh and the dumbfucks somehow weren't happy selling 1m+ units on a basically brand new title (gbfr) and dropped it. The management of cy is ungodly retarded. They suceed in spite of themselves by a huge margin
Would umas cream themselves watching their trainers do this or would they laugh at how pathetically slow they are compared to when they race
I hate these careers when cyjews keep my 3 speed cards away from their fucking training. And there is nothing you can do about it.
>>552254569If I'm gay why do I like Curren?
>>552254585
HOOOEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH
>>552254612if you haven't reached the quota, i'll be kicking you in 35 minutes
>>552254612Hi it's me, your dancho. You're officially excused from doing today's work. Enjoy your day off!
>>552253262>be teio fat fuck >hear about the uma on human statistics >”im a lard ass, there’s no way I can get raped!”>be scrolling 4Uma>hear a knock on your door >did I order pizza? >scoot to door to find a non descript Uma musume >she barges into your room >rapes you until you’re bone dry >marks you for later use >leave you in a pool of both her and your fluids
>>552254612Hi it's me your danchou, you will be purged tomorrow
>JP event is called "Miracles of the Holy Night">Localizers translate it as "Hungry for a Miracle"This is like 90's NoA level of avoidance. You can't even put the word "holy" in.
>>552254126I love small umas with big magumbos!!
>>552254713retarded ugly ass loser
So, did we enjoy the Fuji Kiseki show?
>>552254497https://jiggie.fun/umaumaumyaunya
>>552254393Rapist.
>>552254809still waiting to get some of those carats
>>552254776Pretty peak, ngl
>>552254668This is getting ridiculous.
>>552253213can't decide. I like oguri - im not a metaslave but when i play pvp, i play to win or don't play at allalso like biwa and her xmas is cuteFine motion - doesn't seem to great but i find her design incredibly cuteTam - i have a thing for kansai dialect
>>552254578what does old uma pussy feels like?
>>552254807trying WAY too hard Curren
>>552254858Paid selector can save you one
>>552254879Loose and dry
Imagine being a loser cuck like Dumb Falcon who literally tells Toreina to find another girl to love.lollmao even
>>552253756pretty sure FM is great for mant
22 races 4 wins
>>552254989If you have her, sure. As a borrow? Hmm...
does tallying begin in 30 minutes or 1 hour 30 minutes
STOP FLASEFLAGGING AS CURREN CHANG
i'm horny danchou...
>>552254776unironically better you whiny faggot
>>552254940>bullying in 2026stop it, I thought you were better than this anonymous. There is nothing wrong with "older" girls!
>>552255084I HATE CURREN
My club still has people who have been inactive for 2 months
13 kiseki points left... 1500 carats... do I do it
>>552255084curren tang would scream this
oh no, my horsegirl game is getting punny...how awful..........
>>552255103Let me get my cosplay>>55225507445 minutes
>>552255149nice retirement home
>>552254858Maybe this can help persuade you.
>>552254640they would brag about it obviously
>>552254809beyond dumb event. tf point of it even being 'fuji' literally zero dif if it was an npc uma
>>552255142>those knees
>>552255240
>>552255142that plushie must reek of fish and cheap perfume
Danchou this danchou thatAm I in /grubble/?Should I post ID?
>>552255279those knees are importantshows how fat her legs are
>>552255320Yes. I am dan chou. Proceed with doxxing.
>>552255050almost every non whale will borrow fuku. It will be tough borrowing anyone else because (just my theory) the huge starting stats from her will make winning early races much easier
>>552255327new year SEX
Why does Kawakami have such weird eyes?What time do the clubs open?Why are skill hint books in the shop MONTHLY?
My danchou is named kasumin do with that what you will
>>552255451delete this
What was the point of Cinderella Gray ep 10
>>552255631which one is that
>>552255456
>>552255389Orange!
wife nature
>>552255684it's too early to post this
oranje
>>552255684Please... I don't want to be horny anymore...
>>552254570>excuse me he asked for no pickles
>>552255646I mean ep 10 of season 2. The most recent one.
>>552255775oreng in 2026
>>552255881stupid
>>552255858IT IS NOT SEASON 2DO YOU MEAN 20 OR 19???
I want gentildonna to crush my balls
>>552255927no u!
>>552255858don't listen to that thing, it's a second season
552255934no one asked
Nishino... POWER
>>552255928I mean episode 23 stop yelling at me
>>552255695
Guess this is the (Hot) Spring Tenno Sho
>>552256050you mean what is the point of the epilogue episode????the epilogue???
>>552256069>End closerImagine the smell
i am having sex with my wife this new year
>>552255069which uma would have sex with you on new year's
>>552256131funny, i am also having sex with your wife this new year
>>552256131This is my wife.
I love Laisu
>>552256091Yes
>>552256210look up the word epilogue also did you think this is all that there is to cingray
>>552256050Muteki is pretty!!
>>552256131You're a virgin shut the fuck up.
>>552256087me as the mochi
>>552256197same
>all this Ryan crying has to be trainer issue she can't be that ba-holy shit, god forbid you don't have great mood before a race this bitch will do her best to ruin it
>S medium and perfect stats>doesn't get a single usable hint>Rice "Stupid Fucking Retarded Cunt" Shower's event chain doesn't even start, get like 6 off-deck events instead
>>552256131Her vaginal canal is probably tight enough to rip your cock off
I am an umamusume. AMA.
>>552256017Actual lobby since this one was fake.74043950
rice is looking dangerous
>>5522563623 sizes?
>>552256269No
>>552256318Realistic female athlete simulator.
>>552256445>realisticWhere is the sex?
>>552256318I'm trying to get a 9* power Ryan at the moment and it's a miserable experience.
>>552256287You want Falco to pulverize you?
>>552256487this is umas, not im@s gaku
>>552256423large quarter mcpounder mealmedium cokemedium box of mcnuggets
>>552256484Oguri wouldn't act like this.>>552256416Rice wouldn't act like this.
>>552256354You want me to post it again?
>>552255934Gentle wife gentle life
>>552256550THATS MY SPETHATS MY COMMANDER
umaoooo it looks like we secured S rank considering tallying should start in 5 min. Club is still disbanding though
>>552256657The Supreme Commander of the drivethrough more like.
>>552256550AGEMASEN
>another episode of highroll without med S fuck cygay
>>552256550I read it as "large quarter menopause" somehow.
Can a good toreina explain to me if groundwork autism is still a thing on non-suzuka fronts? And if so why?
Is there any letter-grade change at rank 2000, or no?
>>552256752no_______________________________________________________________________________________
>>552256752without it you'll be stuck behind the wall of other fronts
>>552256752Why take any skill, really?
>>552256775B+ becomes A at 1000
>>552256445She's on her period
>first run of the new year>d*ck copied from an anon here>high rolls>high inspiration bonus>medium s-let >long s from 1* (single) spark>recovery skill-let>gw-letIs this still salvageable for cm7/8 or should I buy skills to run her for TT?
>>552256589Oh yeah? Well YOU'RE WRONG!
>>552256812Oh okay. I guess I made the right choice not to flip out and push for 2000.
Can you REALLY cap speed with just a bunch of guts cards and fuku (0 prio)?Really? I admit I'm ignorant to mant but that seems just... impossible
>>552256897>I admit I'm ignorant to mantthere's your answernot only will you cap speed, you'll also be capping power and guts
>>552256914McCute!
>>552256775B+ is top 3000, this means that anyone who can breathe can make it.
>>552256954is there a video to show this?
>>552256802but that is true for paces/lates/ends right? And no one did the 'tism on those>>552256806so you say I should?
I think Rice Shower might be popularhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQhBdDVwNjU
>didn't get a gold recoveryHow many gray recoveries would a Pace with 760 stamina need this CM? Umalator is kinda shit at telling you how much HP you need.
Is there anything about Agnes Digital's career races and objectives that are weird or should pay special attention to
>>552252486the upfront stats are nice for mant where you need to start spamming races immediately and most of your stat gains are from the +stats at the end of races and from buying shop items. not required but makes everything smoother. luxury item
Uh guys, I thought bignigs were supposed to kill each other...
>>552256997>so you say I should?If possible, yeah.
>>552257008one gold recov is about 3 and half whites
>>552257003>artwork count Trendchasing.
>>552256996Watch anyone playing MANT, I'm sure any of the allegedly good sloptubers has MANT content from before global came out.You basically use items to get godly rainbows that you use during summer. What you do with guts cards is get the race bonus so you get stats by racing.
>>552257003I think Rice Shower sucks ass!
>>552256997Some pace chasers are taking groundwork this CM to get away from the other pace chasers and increase their chances of catching up to Big Nigers/getting into position to proc SFV.More generally, fronts have no pace down mode so they don't run the risk of pacing down and fucking themselves if they get too close to the pacemaker in the early race. Other styles do.
>>552256897
>>552257084I know what a skill does, that's not really what I'm asking...
>>552257003I think she's very neat
>>552256849tt
>>552257180So do you just keep peeping training until one of those golden turns where the entire squad is on speed and then drug the fuck out of your uma?
>>552257197I am an ugly fat balding bastard, and I am raping this uma.
Post something cute.
>>552257180So the pattern will be race to get shop points -> buy giga trainings for 2 turns -> train 1 -> train 2 -> repeat?
>>552257246Yes.
>>552257171>fronts have no pace down modenaruhodo, thank you, that explains it
How long is club tallying, until the new day change?
>>552257058Sometimes Suzuka gets a late start or doesn't activate Groundwork/Take the Lead, so she never gets to spot struggle with the other
>>552257246>keep peepingCheck the first item. You just force them to show up on speed during summer
>>552257182if you know you need 1 gold recov, then you should know the answer already
>>552257171I understand in Libra where lucky pace was a meme strat, but why would you do that in Scorpio, the front runner CM?
>>552257293>shuffleI mean that just means you get a second chance unless there's more to that item than described
>>552257335A second. And third. And forth. And fifth...
happy new year bwos
>>552257246>taining bonus +60%>get to summer>guts/speed/power training bonus +50%>training failure set to 0%>get every card in guts>press rainbow>cum stats
>>552257008My Taiki with 768 Stam, 507 guts (and rainy day) is running just Corner Recovery. She has in fact died but only once to a triple debuffer situation.
>>552257198Felt like the best one for me. I'll test it for shits and giggles>expected 14k>it's the best uma I've ever trainedD*ck used marv.sun/fuku/bourbon(wit)/riko R(mlb)/kita and borrowed suzuku
>>552257180So why guts cards then? do you just do a 3x guts turn and use the +speed items on the guts training or something?
>>552257291One of the ones in that lobby just now was very far behind the other in early race, to the point I thought she was a normal front for a while, so I guess that explains it.
>>552257293Shuffle is such fucking bullshit. Every roguelike deck builder or anything that involved a deck was annoying with that feature, it's super useful but it's very frustrating gambling.
Playing any uma in this fucking game that doesn't have +spd is agonyit never gets easier
>>552257329IF you think room lobby meta is indicative of the actual CM meta, the average room will probably have your pace chaser starting at 6th or lower. You don't have to worry about pace down because you will never get close enough to the Big Niger, so you take groundwork to >not get pushed down to 9th by the other pace chasers in your lobby>increase your odds of pushing up to 3rd/4th to actually get shooting for victoryOf course, you risk getting pace down'ed if a Big Niger isn't the pacemaker. And it remains to be seen whether the actual CM will be as front heavy.
So there's really no gibs huh....
>>552257020No it's a pretty simple and easy career
>>552257664wait till reset
>>552257631skai wan sketties
>>552257180>there's no wit bonus itemwitgods...Our time... is over...
How do you actually get all the hints you need while making a debuffer? I feel like this Grass is pure glue, but she's my best attempt so far. Some didn't even finish since my support cards give shit stats.
asking as a newbie, those five ssr tickets I got at the start are just for support cards, right?
>>552257020her career is piss easy she's a super umayou can do her secret events without worries
I'm sleep. I hope everyone is still in the guild when I wake up
>no christmas gibs>no NY gibsSo funny uma players try to have any moral high groundCygames genuinely treats you bunch like second class citizens, remember winning the game awards and all you got was air shakur? LMFAO
>>552257631I CAN HEAR THIS PICTURE
>>552257801>guild
>>552257823I got FineMo tho
>>552257773
I hope everyone has a good start for 2026
>>552257823maybe you?i got a creek out of that
>>552256278Pretty bad at running
>>552257781>all those races>for just thatis that secret event kinda shit?
>>552257682>>552257781I see, that's niceThough i imagine it would be more useful to try the all-round event for the dirt mile CM, that looks like a lot of optional races
>>552257823I got a Bakushin for doing literally nothing.
>>552257823but we got NY gibs
>>552257823It's not christmas yet in the game calendar.>>552257773I haven't made a debuffer in ages but it's all about your deck, pic related, this is an ura finale debuffer but all her debuffs are SPEED debuffs which would be amazing for this CM.
Why does uma not have roulette pulls like grub?
>>552256589With you
>>552252427oh and the reruns don't get the bonus 3* rate and are solo banners only so good luck
>>552257823Tell Mobage and DeNA to stop being a bunch of shitcunts about the Steam release
>>552257898You too, Daiscabwo!
>>552257823Christmas starts in 5 days though?
>>552257889Your deck isn't focused enough. Ideally you don't run any 'normal' cards like Kitasan and instead just take cards that have debuff hints.
>>552257823bug hands typed this
>>552252427um goyim, didn't you know? getting scammed is part of the fun!!
>>552257990How far into the career did she even make it? Do I need to just load her up with speed sparks so she doesn't die immediately?
>>552258038I have everyone there except Pokke
>>552252427>almond eye about to release>EL CHAMPION DE CYGAMES about to release>They might actually fuckign do obey your master considering all the hintsJP players are genuinely getting PLAP PLAP PLAPd, I suspect they'll drop an ultra-meta wit card in the middle of all that or belno light friend card
>>552257949Most of them are goal races or races you'll need to run for fancount, so its not actually as many.
>>552257020she kinda has a hard career in unity tbqhyou won't have enough fans for NHK mile in early classic if you do hyacinth stakes alone, so you have to do hopeless stakes or some other extra races in betweenget a hang of energy management and space your G1 races sufficiently during the G1 gauntlet otherwise you will be doing race > shit unity trainings > rest for the first half of senior year and you will likely fall behind in unity trainings/rainbowsgod forbid if you somehow flop a G1 race (>3) because that is a wasted turn AND a stam nukerun pace for a more consistent career
>>552258006Because there aren't five hundred umas in the game and you don't need to constantly feed yours horses to other horses to make them run better,
>>552258129>>552258163Tachyon doesn't shower daily.
>>552258139She lost ura finale finals. As long as you can complete her career objectives it doesn't matter if you are winning or losing careers. Grass has Arima as her final objective but it doesn't matter if she loses that race. If you got your debuffs that's all that matters.
>>552258163They will never do obey your master because her career literally doesn't work in uma musume because 70% of it takes place in america
>>552258279I make her shower daily or there will be no evening tea.
byebye /uma/ i'll see you around
https://youtu.be/IQpvBO5qWIY
>>552258354Don't do it
>>552258354don't die, anon ;-;
>>552258294that and she's a skank
>>55225829480% of Fuji Kiseki and Agnes Tachyon's careers take place in the imagination of sixty year old Japanese gambling addicts, don't sweat it.
NEVER PUNISHED
>>552257773I recommend doing it on Tachyon, pretty easy with 20% speed growth and stam isn't an issue because of her unique. at senior year, you can spam g2/g3 races if there are no hints
>>552258354Goodbye danchou, I'll remember you as an slacker.
>>552244625Akeome, Umadacchis! >>552248367Akeome, Teioposter!
>>552258354
>>552258354nyo...
>no xmas gibs>no NY Gibs>no announcements or surprises>JP back to getting all the attention>Global schedule actually slowed down for no reasonHate to give doomposters ammo but it really has been a dogshit start of a new year, trying to think of what to look forward to and I don't got much in my hat
>>552258582Sweepy!
>>552258575My beloved speed tard...
>>552258495yes but that imaginary scenario involves them running in japanese tracks, which the game already has the assets to.
>>552258591how many speakis do you have
>>552258612jp is getting raped too lol
bugmen going all in this year with the propaganda
>>552258680jp literally got like 7k gibs in the past couple days with the freebie+login bonus, yeah there's a lot of banners at once but global is a fucking desert atm
ummmm bwzos where is le jolly holiday spirit??? my ho ho ho presents? oh no wait wait wait what about le boom boom fireworks fire horse year (ching chong year) new year stipends? my joyous new year? oh nonono umachoos your gifts(regalos)? umatards your allowances? your endowment umaloops? ohohohohoho ohhh nononono umaflops the timepiece is ticking umaggers your rewards umacunts??? ehh??? eh eh eh eh?? mmmm umablobs hmmm???? umaputts??? where's the commotion umanuts??? bro, your gibs umahurls??? your video game version relief umashunts hmm??? huh??? umapiss?? blo(my brother in christ) your cygenerous??? umawiddles???? uhuh, uhuhuh umahype umapyoi cygame cashcow umashizzles hmm hmm??? currency bovine even wait wait wait bro your bonus umaloos??? bro bro your press mailbox to awesome umacharities???? bro your benefits??? umapiddles your mandated 10 gajillion coolio awesome carats in the heat of the honeymoon period every 30 seconds bwo bro vro????? umafizz your don't stop no don't stop till finish woahh woahh woahhh woaaaaah wooaaaaaaah bestowals???? cool philanthropy umapukes????
This run is done for, time to make some fans Rice
hoho...
>>552258294Nigga, Tachyon ran 4 races in real life and only one was a G1 yet the game has her running the full classic triple crown, 2/3rds of the spring senior triple crown, and winning the Arima and Tennō Autumn.
I don't think I could ever take her off my home screenlook at this shit, sayin all that with her ASMR-streamer-tier voice
>>552258797certified kino
i'm getting raped in the cm lobbies...........
>>552258797He might sound like a retarded schizo but he's right.
>>552258857ill put some seed in YOUR hands, cafe.
Does hybrid ace just means having ace stats and having a single gold debuff or is there more nuance to it
>>552258195noted, thanks for the fancount heads upThen I guess attempting the secret events would help guide you along since you could run Hanshin JF/ Asahi Hai for fancount and February Stakes, Victoria Mile, and Yasuda Kinen for the G1 gauntlet?still a bit of an ask.. there's still Oka Sho and Takarazuka Kinen in year 2..
>>552258905I'm using oguri CAP (as in PEAK) and she's absolutely fucking shredding lobbies, even beating taikisonce in awhile she can't catch a suzuka but whatever that cunt is overpowered
https://youtu.be/63MTVWWnrl8
>>552258797I agree with the chubbers.
>>552258976>final stretch of a race>oguri right behind suzuka>TRIUMPHANT PULSE 5>doesn't move up at all>suzuka winsI had S medium....
>>552259010tama's kansai dialect is so fucking hot
>"hmmm my uma has 20% guts growth....">"but i surely cannot..."accept the truth anonyou must follow the path laid before you
Every time i get a new girl, I forget who the previous girls are. Sometimes they mention names like "Daiwa Scarlet" or "Nice Nature" but I can't recall what their faces or voices sound like. Did they ever exist?
Is the pocket/tachyon/cafe movie actually good?
The post below mine is a lie.
>>552258976>even beating taikisbut bwo... taiki isn't even that good in cm7
I hate this general and I'm leaving. Goodbye you stupid fags.
>>552259170It's alright. I put it as 10/10 on my list (as good as S2) but I may be biased, or based.Not enought TM Opera wank though https://litter.catbox.moe/29zozc.webm
>>552259119Guts growth is kinda scammyYou want power or speed growth to do a funny gutsmaxxing buildGuts bonus might need a rainbow deck while still running triple speed or something
>>552259170It's the best spinoff media they've put out.
>>552259119The only uma who can currently get away with a genuine guts build is agnes tacyonDaiwa can KIND OF do it but tachyon is safer
>fall for the iron taiki memebuild>first race she instantly gets stuck at 5th>wins anyway for some reasonhuh?????????????
>>552259170Yes but because of Dantsu
4 hours left to the umaogeddon....
>>552259170Good? Yes, but Pokke has no real presence whatsoever despite what the story would want you to believe. Even Fuji could've been a better protagonist. Hell, just make Tachyon + Cafe game story into the film and just add another duo to spice things up. There are times that you should take liberties from the parallels to the irl horses and this should've been it. Good watch but even cameos of some umas are better than most of Pokke's screentime.
>>552259170my sexy boy wife is in it, that makes it peak instantly.
>>552259539whats that?
>>552258842Needs one with those 2026 glasses...
>>552259170It's a fun movie at best with good animation. The story telling was a little weak.
>Dober’s career is one of the most tooth achingly sweet ones i’ve done so farQue? I thought she’d spit in my mouth and call me a sack of shit.
fuckass event is just edging me
>>552259637>I thought she’d spit in my mouth and call me a sack of shithaha that would be awful right haha, any uma like this?
>>552259601The squel to mambogeddon
>>552259678Well clearly not Dober… I want a refund…
>>552259720every fucking month you all say clubs are gonna implode and nothing happens
>>552259637play gold shitty
>>552259557Holy shit I thought all of the Cafefags killed themselves when BOANE came out and they found out she had as much importance to the plot as Dantsu Flame.>This critique is addressed to Cygames for reducing my beloved character Manhattan Cafe to a mere movie marketing tool.>If you intended to make a single-protagonist film, why release multiple promotional videos implying three main characters? You know better than anyone how your marketing contradicted the final product. Even instructing audiences to hide the "Kikka Sho" race during the premiere—how could you engage in such blatant deception?>Your own promotional strategy proves you knew viewers were coming for Agnes Tachyon and Manhattan Cafe. So why does Manhattan Cafe get less than 10% screen time? Her role feels forcibly inserted—an afterthought with no narrative purpose.
>>552259637faggots mischaracterized her so hard as some raging misandrist when she's just a precious tsundere
>>552259768>he knowsSHUT IT DOWN!
kinda funny how dober's career got so much slander when air groove has one of the shittiest careers in all of uma musume pretty derby and is a day 1 characterI feel like the entire world skips her
>>552259170Wife is in it so it's alright
>>552259769Her career is even sweeter than Dober’s, thougheverbeitfully…
God, Air Groove’s hot bod is so fucking nerfed by her frilly-ass outfit
>>552258975yeah the secret event is useful in guiding you along but when there is a juicy training option on that turn...
>>552259967These two sure are cute, huh?
>>552259945>NTR beats TM opera ONCE>movie acts like NTR's win is this ultimate defeat of opera>in reality TM opera goes on to beat NTR FIVE TIMES IN A ROW >NTR never beats opera ever again>none of this is in the movie except the one time she wins
I love NTRI just think forehead niggas are funny
>11 hours left>0 usable ace Whose idea was it to have CMs during christmas/new year
>>552260072Disgusting pervert.
>1100 stamina on almost every single one>zero 3* stamina hitsat this rate, i'm dropping a third nuke on that fucking island
I HATE HAG GROOVE
>>552260113Why are you doing it on Vodka?
>>552260037opera and smart falcon are probably the two most memed on characters in the game vs their actual success rates irl(Which is weird since uma is usually absurdly autistic about respecting the irl horse legacy)
>>552259826The duo of Tachyon and Cafe could be replaced by other uma duo and the criticism would remain. The execution was great but the arc of Pokke is nothing write home about in this franchise. Turn the movie into an anime cour with less production values and you get a so-so final product in the end.
>>552260037Split crowns are more entertaining than triple crowns, the real winners when one horse wins all three are the gamblers who made money off safe bets. The love for triple crown horses is all gambler's gratitude.
>>552260037Should have done this to Doto instead.
>>552260135I JUST WANT A VODKA 3 STAR STAMINA PARENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>552260113>stamina parent runs on an uma that can't run long races for affinitywhat did he mean by this
>>552260140lets not forget about vodka and daiwa
>>552259993yeah that kind of calculation always pisses me off when doing Doto's career not just for career goals but judging fancount gain for unique skill activationi guess it's ironic you can just fill out all the criteria races for those two secret events on an agenda and if you play it by ear you can make things go smoother that way
>>552260140Mooooo
>>552260186irl daiwa was kind of a jobber except a few moments but irl vodka is an absolute monster yeah
>>552260167Okay. If you say so.
>>552260175
>>552260113It's the game telling you to farm 1100 stamina on any other character besides vodka
>>552260207I loved the freedom of Doto's career in URA but it's so god damn awful in Unity. All of her classic year is "optional" races so they nuke your energy. You need to race to get fans and skill points and the career punishes you for doing so.
>>552260225???Not only Daiwa dominated in her classic year, but also a mare winning arima kinen is huge
Holy Jesust Christus, look at that body!
>>552260341Students shouldn't look like this...
>>552260186Lore accurate Vodka.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-9F4xP6wCI&t=1366s
>>552260225>irl daiwa was kind of a jobberWhat the fuck are you talking about? The horse raced 12 times, won 8 and finished second the other 4 races. First mare to win Arima Kinen in 37 years. That's some of the best all time racing records and you call that a jobber?
>>552258797Anons who preached about cyjews tried to warn you.
>>55225866423
Content creators will never tell you to roll for NY Opera because she and her ult inherit is atill meta in JP
>they're so big that the gloves clip
>>552260503I yearn for the spechud supreme commander...
>>552258797i confessthis shit always makes me chuckle when i read it outloud
>>552260037the keiba opera racism strikes again....
>>552260430Shonenbrained retards can’t help but try to powerscale animals. Please understand.
i swear those jews turned this up before the new year
Kick kick kick
>>552258797
Danchou, I love you, but if you decide to give these leeches the third "second chance" I'm fucking leaving.
Danchou won't give me his dick...
>>552258797thick chubby fingers typed this post
how easy would it be to groom Tama into a taboo sexual relationship with me, her trainer who is much older than her
gibbys? gibberoos? glibbies?
>>552258797this better be ai generated mm
>>552260815Cute rabbit girl
evil horse
>>552260310>a mare winning arima kinen is hugeThis is a thing that anons seem to have problem with understanding in general. A mare winning a race where both genders are allowed is always a huge deal, because just like almost all other animals the females are usually weaker than the males. Hence why Air Groove is the vice president at Tracen, because she was one of the first pioneers of trying to break through that mold. Hence why Vodka, Gentildonna, and Almond Eye (among others) are considered such absolute monsters on the racecourse.
>>552260815promise her parents with financial stability and siblings with good education
>the evil uma
I don't like in-game tama. Her DBZ cingray muscle version is better
>>552260719Bot users or neets?
>>552260937it is insane how much vodka trashed her opposition in the derbyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8bG8mjpM4I
>>552260140THIS is supposed to be Falco’s “memed on” record? She has exactly ONE G1 win, and the rest is local nobody tracks. She was literally farming noobs her entire career
>>552261002Tama is evil, she made me cum inside, wrapped her legs around my waist and wouldn't let go...
>>552260931what does he see?
>it's a "oguri does something stupid and tama slaps her ass" episodewhy are there so many of these
>>552260937Also Arima Kinen is kinda special, that steep climb on final straight is murder on horses and even more so for mares that usually don't have the sheer muscle/power to compete with males. It's the reason why the race has so many upsets and is way harder than the 2500m length implies.
>>552261076greedy whore
>>>>evil tama>>552261091Its cute and funny
>>552261057She just wants to start a family, why is that so evil?
>>552261076I hate her
My brain has turned off scorpio... I can get ready for sagittarius but I already have long parents and I'm planning to just recycle my libra umas for it... I have never felt this free when playing uma
>>552261057Because you said you'd take responsibility.
>>552261091I like when she goes “GYAAAAAH” at the end of every Oguri scene. I’m rolling her just for that.
T-thanks...
Yeah, you may be a monster horse irl but in the uma world you have to put in the shoes
>>552260430Jobber has lost its meaning, just like weeaboo.
>>552261174>>552261230Evil uma... We gotta discuss these things...
>>552261279>>552261293She's so cuuuuute
>>552261293WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOSE
>>552260430>Vodka finished her racing career with a total 10 wins in 22 races in Japan, with wins in seven grade I races, including the 2006 Hanshin Juvenile Fillies, the 2007 Tokyo Yushun (Japanese Derby), the 2008 Yasuda Kinen and Tenno Sho (Autumn), the 2009 Victoria Mile, Yasuda Kinen and Japan Cup. She equalled the record of the Japanese Triple Crown winners Symboli Rudolf and Deep Impact, as well as T. M. Opera O, for the most grade 1 races won in JapanIf you ain't first, you're last. Nobody cares about your loser horse
>>552261279cranking my hog with vodka
>>552261354so how many platinum titles you got umadacchi?
>>552260937This chart shows the amount of times the mares in uma have won against stallions in mixed races. It really is a big deal and why 2018-2019 being dominated mostly by mares was crazy. Hell the entire main story 2 is about putting attention to the tiara line and feats of mares like vodka, scarlet, sweep, etc who were able to go toe to toe against stallions and passing that torch to the next generation
>>552261293Kingdom hearts cringe shoes
i like umamusume umanko
>>552261310It's a fixed event on ze time lines, sorry bro.
Reminder that if you pull on tamamo croSS the white blitzkrieg, you will be put on a list...
Your wife? I watched you fuck her and looked into her eyes as you came inside and left before you noticed.
>>552261414Pearl my beloved...
>>552261452The based list, right?
>>552261452Yeah, the mommy list
>>552261438boy do i have a good one for you anon, now this one has been around for quite some time but i assure you she is high quality.
>>552261414mare umanko...
>>552261414almond eye is sexy
i love bokumanko
the new?
>Growing as a Team>Team Power IncreasedThere should be an option to never see these events again. They unironically take too much time.
We need a Ryan bread to get the new year started right
Goldshippuhttps://youtu.be/AedwpxMAHXQ
>>552261354>literally admits that Vodka has more losses than Daiwa>calls the other horse a loserBro, they teach you math in Indonesia?
>>5522613913, because that's the amount of time I put in to farming my horses. What STEM master's+ degree do you have/are working on, anon? :^)
Bruh. I dead ass can't run like that anymore. Low key? If I worked like every day I'd quit racing fr fr. No cap.
I've seen 0 (zero) Vodkas in Scorpio. All bark no bite. Even Narita Taishin has appeared more in my races and you have to roll for her.
>>552261707I got masters degree in fucking bitches
i need to breed ryan
>>552261414SWEEPY!!!NISHINO!!!!!
>>552261348Man, that meme sure died fast, huh. Can only hope 67 dies just as fast.
>>552261759>sweep STILL NOT EATING HER FUCKING VEGETABLESITS 2026 NOW YOU RETARD MARE, EAT THEM
>>552261057
>>552261759Flower’s was based, she won against Helios, Zephyr AND sprint god Bakushin in one race
>>552260719Danchou you know what you need to do... EXTERMINATE
>>552261658Nah, it makes me happy when Uarara sings cheer song. I dont want to miss it.
>>552261730Oguri seems to be doing pretty well in rooms. I’ve lost to more umas with uncapped speed than usual too. Speed is a meme stat now.
mejiro bright is pretty cute
>>552261870>>552260719The gifts are being delivered. Too late, you lost.
>>552261452ENTER
semen demon
>>552261980what a freaking CHUD
>>552261973its policy to exterminate the slackers after the gifts
>>552261414I like Daiwa, Curren, Sweep, Vivlos, and Gentildonna.
>>552261530That's a stallion...
why would torena-san send berry to the arima kinen that shit's fucked up
>>552262154i want to berry my penis in her umanko
>>552262154Dumb bitch asked for it.
>>552262154To ensure we get G1 Adverse during level 5 showtime runs
>>552261414imagine losing to currenwhore as a COLT...
>>552262284huh lipstick bakshin is sexy
>>552262046
>17 years old
>>552262284BAKUSHIN THERE IS A WHORE NEXT TO YOU
I haven't updated the foot odor tier list in a while. After playing her career, Tosen Jordan may be pretty high
>>552261414Vodka was done so dity, she would've been such a good character but lets make her a meme just because her name is vodka.
>>552262393Laurel isn't there, you dummy.
>>552262401
>>552262401toesen sniff
>>552262458Kally wally, what are you doing here?
>>552261414Mixed gender G1 wins>Vodka- Japanese Derby- Yasuda Kinen- Yasuda Kinen - Tenno Sho Autumn- Japan Cup>Almond Eye- Japan Cup (World Record)- Tenno Sho Autumn- Tenno Sho Autumn- Dubai Turf - Japan CupGentildonna- Japan Cup- Dubai Sheema- Japan Cup- Arima Kinen
is this a JP uma?
>>552262569almond eye looks gentle but can hydraulic press me it's sexy
>>552262458
>>552262401Don't you dare!
>>552262401Thats her blood...
May we get a tamtam thread?
>>552262589that's a chooba mate
>>552261414Curren Chan?
>>552262550Arknights has been on decline lately so I moved here.
SOMEONE BAKE
>>552262391THESEAREHIGHSCHOOLGIRLSREPEAT AFTER ME
>>552262628What kind of sex play is this?
>>552261414
>>552262675
>>552256550she’ll starve!
>>552262589Nope, she looks like that illyaface FGO character. Bunch of Uma parodies fanarts showing up because it's the year of the Uma. During this time every horse girls you see on tl are Uma characters...
Of course the outsiders are the ones bitching about that uma.
>>552262569Almond Eye and Donna are still the only horses at all to win the Japan Cup twice. Both mares too, which is even more impressive
>>552262751Donkey ears
>>552262751I really want a short gf with huge breasts to give me a nursing handjob.
>>552262763affirmative action cup
>>552262648Do it yourself before Ricepedo Ryanfag or NTRschizo does it first
>>552262751cow tits
17+17 years old
>>552262804HAHAHAHAHA
>>552262846Can a man not dream without being laughed at?
This is the last thread. No more /uma/ for this year or any other year. It's over, it's so fucking over.
>>552262808But I am on my phone and it would be shoddy!
>>552262391>>552262830>gets 9th at the arima kinen after winning the triple tiara>immediately retires out of shameSo much for being a strong mare.
>>552262881You may yet find love, anon-san, but a nursing handjob? Ridiculous...
>>552262675She defeated Lord Kanaloa who is one of the leading sires at the moment and is considered the best Japanese sprinter, surpassing even Bakushin so it was a pretty huge win
>>5522629502026 is my year...
>>552262938More like retired for breeding to make more money.
>there were no Christmas gibs>there will be no New Year gibsIs this normal for gacha games?
hehe...
It's not about your winning record, it's about how many mares you fucked (sorry mares, getting dicked is not impressive).
>>552263000THIS IS IT!
>>552262938No matter how good a mare is, the prevailing wisdom is that they are more valuable putting out babies than they are racing.The more they're raced, the more likely a tragedy like Liberty Island's will occur again.
>Every single irl Uma is canonically a giant whoreI don't know if my heart can take it...
>>552263079urara is pure
>>552263104>>552263104>>552263104
>>552263079GOOD. We love whores in here.
>>552263032The best racehorses in the world right now are geldings.
>>552261714cleaning this zoomer's soles with my tongue
WAKE UP HAPPY MEEK BROSSHE WON THE FIRST RACE OF 2026https://x.com/i/status/2006654347288133899
>>552262751Of course cows absolutely love her! She reminds them of their mother! Of their... pfff... mudder!
