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Teio!
I'm a ricer.
horse p*ssy
Laisu a cute!
hehe
i will be celebrating new years with my horse
Now that we have >>552263174 out of the way. Please don't post any this thread, thanks.
Congratulations on going a thread without posting porn, I'm sure that was hard for you
>>552263291I'm now immediately gonna post art of Dober being gangbanged.
>>552263337Dober doesn't deserve that...
>Sweepy first child was with Tachyon
>>552263197
>>552263367Uhhh, what does this mean? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?
PLEASE, tell me I have at least a 33% of winning with an ace like this…
>>552263393I wonder if Tachyon anon raped/tried to rape someone during new year's eve
>>552263367>Torena rape becomes lawGrim.
>>552263519...do i need to ask
It's almost time
>>552263493uhhhh, anon, I don't know if you can even finish the race with that
Can't wait for umaoo to be kill
haha...
>>552263558No, just be careful out there.
>>552263443An uma can take your contract and just rename it to marriage contract and thats that.
>>552263584Why is she so erotic?
>SEA hours>Thread is dead>Burger hours>Thread is activeI wonder what this could mean
my new year's resolution are as follows:boy seggsseggs with boys
this retard is the best
When is the next paizuri demon coming?
>>552263645Qrd?
>>552263393Seeing this guy's models just makes me wish there was a PS1 style Umamusume fangame out there.
Are we finally getting the promised /uma/ club drama
>>552263824Soon
>>552263757fokke the pokke with ace on my face
>>552263824bigwa soonardan next month
>>552263824How big do they need to be to be considered a "paizuri demon"?
>>552263856What the heck?
>>552263584sexoooooooooooooo
>>552263865Many clubs are going to explode. Tell your danchous that we don't need losers in 2026.
>>552263751they all got banned from botting and left
>>552263926Big enough to engulf the member.
>>552263865they're destroying then absorbing umao's remnants in 3 hours
>>552263751seabros are busy enjoying new years with friends and family while burgerbros are waiting for their parents to die in a retirement home for inheritance
>>552263834their faggot in charge took 3 months of flatlining before resigningtheir top earners are already planning to leaveonce their rank plummets, the others are soon to follow
>>552263751Well, it's new year. Uma has more normalfags to true 4channer ratio compared to other vg generals, did you see how dead the thread was during christmas?
>>552264018suzuka is paizuri demon for me then
>>552263989quick rundown on the botter drama?
>>552264123Bro...
>>552263493Rushing gale and fighter. Low effort bait. Go fuxk yourself.
>Skin troubles from only three races>Infirmary doesn't heal>Skin troubles: mood down>Recreation >Skin troubles: mood down>Random event: mood down>Infirmary fails to heal againI hate this fucking game
>>552264224your fault for umabuse
>>552264083I will believe the umaogeddon when i see it
>>552263757Neither of these two are coming out this year. You are gonna have to hold it in for at least another year.
>>552264083>Rank hasn't plummeted>If a flatlining danchou was all it took the club should have imploded last monthSo nothing is going to happen?
>>552263493you want beeline burst, not rushing gale
>>552263989>banned for bottingthere'd be receipts everywhere if that happened
>>552264274She's texting me, her trainer boyfriend.
>>552264284are you being retarded on purpose? wait, rather, yeah, it has already plummetedthey almost got dropped out of s as is, much less before people start actually leaving
>>552264242I believed in Oguri Cap.
this year is easily the worst year since last year
>>552264278i know, you didn't have to remind me
>>552264274Is she the only uma with a flip phone?
https://nhentai.net/g/428016/
>>552264409I only use Ex.
>>552264224The hospital failing to actually help at all and just wasting your time is the most realistic part of umamusume.
when is gentildöner coming out?
>>552264284>>552264360I beleeb that nudanchou can turn it around but the exodus will take at least 4-8 dudes....
>>552263751The birthday of our lord and savior is more important. New Year is a free space on the board that is our influence.
>>552264492But, nihon hospitals that were folded over a thousand times...
>>552264083I believe in Florance and Cirne
>>552264456based
HAPPY MEEK BROS WAKE UP SHE EON THE FIRST RACE OF 2026https://x.com/i/status/2006654347288133899
>>552264527Early 2028 if the timeline is to be believed.
>>552264018Christmas Biwa is in a few days, Inari One is another notable one.
>>552264397I think yes. Even Maruzen uses a smartphone
>>552264547YOU CAN'T POST THAT, PLS THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don't care if it's a new year, danchou. We do NOT take refugees from other clubs.
>>552264547
>>552264605Meek sexo
>>552264547GRANDMOTHER
Shes so fucking cute
>>552264618I want to fondle Inari's ones.
>>552264528yeah it'll be a rough month or two but fine, some restructuring with leavers and nudanchou pruning the people that should have been gone months ago due to performance.
>>552264568>CirneGood luck with the /v/ and discord recruitment
>>552264547Umas are so much more sexier than ningen women...
who is the next must-pull lesbian uma?
Which Umas should I comm fwuffy pony art of?
>>552264687
>>552264547M-moooooooooods
Doesn't uma.moe permanently save all ex-members' data? So I don't actually poach the wrong person
>>552264746Itadakimasu
b+ club is the best. enough gibs that people aren't mass abandon ship and easy enough that you don't have to enforce anything. purge the dead each month the club runs itself
>>552264528>4 to 8/uma/ Club only recruited 3, why are the others leaving?
>>552264701No one here knows who that uma is. You should start with some propaganda to make people get interested in her first.
remember that you can leave your club now, and still get the gibs, so you can join the new one sooner
fuck off, /uma/'s full now
Which club deserves to be curse of Clover'd
>>552264831but don't you run into the opposite issue of people at the top leaving because they feel they are carrying and want more carats for their effort?
>>552264931not as big an issue as you'd think if you clearly state the club intentions and hold people to those. You get people that leave for greener pastures but that happens everywhere in the ladder.
>>552265008who made all of the hehe edits?
please also post about mambo
>>552264842Leavers + flatliners is 5 already. I dunno if disbelievers are leaving but that's why there is a range.
>>552263367oh god
>>552264920eden
>>552265008Bricked Tosho...
would you prefer a '3* blue no URA' or '2* blue 3* URA' as a borrow?
>>552264931even if the top earners leave you're not really gonna drop out of B+ compared to top earners leaving from higher clubs
>>552265083There's only one anon here that makes these edits
>>552265083it was me hehe
>>552264692this is a cute tiny doto
>>552265179I made 2 of them so at least 2 anons
what does umanko feels like?
>>552265093>disbelievers are leavingWaiting to see what's available before asking for a kick. Don't wanna be left up shit creek
>>552265245the 2026 one is good
>>552264931the top are a bit more than 1m a day and most are around 400k so it's reasonably even anyway
>>552264692melto doto
So is it confirmed cyjews or we coping for mid january for xmas gibs?
>>552265254like mac and cheese
>>552265469
>>552265469Whoaaaaaa
>Sleep deprived >Sleep deprived >Sleep deprived >Sleep deprived I sure love needing to rest after every training, it's just like real life
>>552265469STOP IT!!!
>Zero effort slopStop replying you fucking retards.
>>552264931I did ~60-80m in halfway through August. My retarded leader kicked the 2 other top earners for the keks, so I left as well. It's much comfier in A/B+ clubs where the leader isn't a powertripping faggot.At the end of the day, I'd rather be in a place I can belong than join a transactional club for a few hundred extra carats a month
STOP POSTING UMAS BEING IMPREGNATED!
>>552265008
>>552265750Umas being impregnated
>>552265109For arima kinen I search for 7 stam total, 5 long total and umastan 2 on the legacy and then sort by white count.The ura 3 is my preference personally for high rolls, but if your parent doesn't fit the above, then it gets filtered.
>>552265750Agreed. Start posting umas impregnating others.
Can't you go one thread without posting porn?
>>552265109Depends on the grandparents and every other spark. Just post then here
Can I request a sleeping Sweepy, but evil?
>>552265753From hehe to hee hee
>>552265672Its okay i'll give you a reply
>>552265898So awake Sweepy?
messatsu
Making grandparents for sprint
>>552265837>>552265897thanks, just wondering what I should borrow as GPs while I run my dobers, not that it matters much since Id need to win lotto for her to be borrow worthy herself
Oguri Crap
>>552265894That would be impossible, porn posting has been ingrained to /uma/ before global even existed
>Still 7/72 for fuji's sloptime>Scorpio aces are all garbage>another event starting in a couple of days>Sagittarius starts barely a week after Scorpio>yet ANOTHER event midway through saggy>Capricorn AND YET ANOTHER fucking event start almost simultaneously a week afterBwos, I can'tThere's either a CM or an event literally every week at this pointIt's too much
>>552265894Please insult me, Dober!
>>552266031Good luck getting 3* sprint when you have six A apritudes
>>552265987I'll leave that to the artists interpretation.
>>552266097i’ve just stopped trying real hard for cms because it’s a surefire way to get burnt outlike i stop at the first 3 distance s horses with ok stats and just see where she goes
>>552266161I've got time :)
>>552266193Taiki is very cute!
I think we should have 3 CMs each month and 10 borrows a day
>>552266242I've got sweepy :)
>>552266264Many are saying this
>>552266097I warned you all that bonsaige chads would inherit this gameyou just need to stop caring so much.
>>552264605meek rape
imagine having your entire body crushed and shattered in a taiki bearhug
>>552266294This is how the botters win.
hardcoreGODS... casualchads are laughing at us....
Toreinas... going dressed like that around Tracen is gonna get you in trouble
>>552266031who's a good sprint parent anyway, i hear backliners are shit for sprint?
>>552266303enjoy your ban :)
>>552266294I mean, the CM part is already pretty much true?3 CMs in what? 35 days?
>>552266475at some point botters stop needing borrows t. was one now i have like 90+ 3*
I love coming on /uma/ and making sure to tell everyone about how much I don't care about the game. I'm not even trying hard. Of course I'd easily win if I tried, I'm just not some kind of loser. That makes me better than you.
>>552266540mummy creekel condor pasaend is good for sprint because of spurt
>>5522666135 thenI wanna race!!!
>>552266668End won't be able to catch up to fronts/paces in time
>>552266524AAAAIIIIIEEEEE
>>552266749I too love making baseless theories
I like to say random shit with unfounded confidence and to lash out at people who try to contest my views.
>>552266294We are getting 5 borrows permantently soon. Don't be greedy
Man, Daiwas secret event is a complete ASS. I've tried it multiple time during my Ace runs without Fuji event, and she still finds a ways to job at least one race.You are also forced to run 3 races in a row with Shuka Sho/Elizabeth/Japan Cup gauntlet. Enjoy your Skin Outbreak.
I've been wanting to play Dark Souls 2 for over a week now but I know for a fact if I play a real game I won't be coming back to Umamusume in time to get my event rewards...
>>552266920thats a lot of work for head-on
>>552266950(me)christ
>>552266872Late race is incredibly short in sprint. Fronts/paces are a big part of the way through to finishing it by the time an end closer even reaches the last straight to trigger spurt. It's the same reason why ends dominate long tracks but reversed this time.
I cant take Tachy serious with her silly sleeves. Its too goofy looking.
>>552267054Five double circles, right?
>>552266872Why are fronts not used in long CMs on JP?
Should I run vampire rice as a double front with suzuka or will there be enough suzukas that I should position her in pace to give the succ
anon, it's a new year and Uma Musume is a cultural phenomenon massively popular with women, maybe you should broaden your horizons and try getting yourself a gf, you never know unless you try
I'm hate this game man, got a really shitty junior year, lost first Unity rac,e and decided to throw the rest of the career and die at the first race objective. Just for me to highroll a fuckton but not enough to compensate for all the throwing I already did, why am I like this
Waiting for cm is making me bored. Make it 1 CM per week. I have nothing to grind on and it's sooooo boring.
Do you guys like the idea of Umas having prehensile tails or not? Honestly I'm on the fence.
>>552267274Real women don’t have horse ears nor do they love me unconditionally
>>552263104Bakushin O in the OP!
>>552267274Okay, but where are they? Where do I find them?
>>552267316Host some rooms nerd
>>552263493
>>552267274It's not Genshin level popular. You could unironically find a girlfriend with that
>>552267320They must have them for cute reasons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndMfBu66DzsCan't believe I missed the new tanuki. Very cute.
>>552267476Girlfriend(male)
i want to confess that my trainee is raping me every night. I don't know who to report this to, the Director just shooed me away...
>>552267476but would you really want to subject yourself to a genshin gfshit's dire
>chinkslop girlfriendeven if female, grim
>>552267512Unless your trainee has a large penis gaping your butthole/throat, no one cares.
>>552267116Hahah she fat
Yeah I’m thinking gyarumanko
>>552267320I had a very specific idea for an Uma dating sim that only works if they're prehensile, so I'm gonna go with yes
>>552267187I don't know man, this 1200/1000/1200/500/1200 stat requirement makes it feel like Suzuka is sucking the life out of me.
Are other scenarios as bad as Unity with regards to the amount of scenario events taking up turns?
>>552267654Imagine falling for the stamina gaslight AND the wit gaslight lmfao couldn't be me.
>>552267689they are even worse
>>552267689it only gets worse
>>552267320No, they’re horses. Horse tails aren’t prehensile. Anyone that wants otherwise is looking for something in the wrong place.
>>552267654>requirement
>>552267723>>552267738
>>552267654show d*ck?
>>552267692I’d pin her down and hug_ her then and there
>>552267689Nah it only gets better from here.
>>552267717Except the wit gaslight is kinda legit because wit gives SP and if you do optional races for SP and lose any of them then you brick your chances at getting runaway.
>>552267847>DaPaVoViMeThat's from one of the iDOLM@STER gachas, isn't it?
>>552267819my d*ck is pretty big.
i do 15 million a month, is that enough for a B+ or even an A club? I'm currently in a B club which does 320 million a month.
>>552267819>1200 wit>Suspicious playtime's over (curren chan wit)I know what you are
>>552268012insane
i ate too much last night...
>>552268041Enough for B+ yeah.
>>552268012What the fuck. Your d*ck is all kinds of fucked up.
>>552268012kitasan bros we're WORTHLESS...
>>552268063>>552268012Your response, Teio?
>>552268090oguri...
god I just wish you could quit a career partway through without losing every single reward
https://x.com/i/status/2006692293252886921
>>552268012Holy SHIT
>>552267589they're weak to old man smell.
>>552268063Its from a white spark
>>552268012what
>>552268012Is 1200 speed possible by wit training alone on a +20 uma?
>>552268130Such is life
>>552268012
>>552267654What are you doing? You won't survive a position keep battle no matter what. Your best bet is building a fast enough Suzuka that the other one isn't even close enough to triggering it
>>552268135>stick out a doomed career >1 star pink green and blue with no whites
>>552268251Seiun wit has +2 speed bonus
>>552268012>4 wit cards>capped speed but not witI do not understand
>>552268124F2PGOD I kneel, I have a piggier deck than this I just never dared to try zero speed cards (no suzuka)
>>552267187depends if you're expecting actual cm lobbies to look like rooms but imo she's fine staying as pace
>>552268012witchads...is this true?
>>552268012no... the secret is out...
>>552268012The thought of pressing wit while your energy bar is full kills me when seeing this
>>552268124I need to eat a pija after this
My bro...
>>552268012is Riko even worth it with the recovery of 4 wit cards? Wouldn't Creek/Rice do even better at this point?
>>552268701scenario link helps with the unity races I think
>>552268662You're gonna have to do it.>>552268701Riko is because getting mood downs fucks momentum, she's better than normal recreation and gives a crazy amount of stamina and guts. No Riko and you'd have -150 stamina/guts.
>>552267187I am gonna run pace or front either way. Already have a great pace, so front is still my next goal.She's so cute, that I'd let her do anything to me.
>>552268239>>552268012This is insane, not only you managed to get mythical stat spread with such weirdo deck, you also got A&S from a fucking grandparent. And that Seiun grandparent is amazing, discounting groundwork 1*.>your own 9* 9* blue parents>probably all got URAsDo you share any of your parents?
>>552268701You end up with no guts, especially if you use Rice. It's surprising how tough guts is to increase since stamina training/most stamina cards give fuck all guts.
>>552268886Hitting multiple rainbow wit must be the biggest dopamine hit this game can do to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfjSe65nGQ4
>>552269031just press the guts button
>>552268012turns out I have been witmaxxing incorrectly
>>552269012>Seiun grandparent is amazingThe guy who owns that 7* Seiun grandparent swapped it out for a 9* so I gave up on spark farming, it killed all my drive cuz now I have to settle for dogshit.>Do you share any of your parentsMine are kinda shit, just borrow something better
>>552269056Is this real?
>>552268012What are the stat sparks?
>>552269190helios bringing her zoomie shit into sex and making my oji-san cock go limp...i want a refund
>>552269190joke's on her, that only makes me harder
>>552269364>>552268239
>>552266950I've been playing where winds meet and and wilds, I found time for both and uma. I'm sure you can do the same, I believe in you.
>>552269301The cock and the balls
>>552269056now make her sing eurobeat
>>552269364sparks are here.>>552268239>>552269012>probably all got URAsURA didn't proc. The stats can go higher.
>>552269301>>552269482I will not fall for mr cb propaganda
>>552269497https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq3P2TZ0xNE
>>552269190this meme will be completely incomprehensible in 10 years
We do not like Mr. CBT here.
>>552269249Yah, just found you through doxxogenesis, I'd say it's a pretty cool parent to have on your own just in terms of it being a stat stick.
>>552269602mr caring bride
hangover and doing my first run of the year. give me a good spark, game!
It’s literally the year of the horse
>>552269796I keep seeing horse porn on my feed because of it...
newfag here, are umas as strong as 1000lb horses irl? I mean it is estimated that a horse is 10x stronger than a human male.
>>552269796I need more cosplayers cosplaying as horses.
Is there anything for New Year?
>>552269796I did save those videos posted and used them too
More like Jobber Glasse rumao
>>552269910at least twice as strong I think. Maybe three times.
>>552269925free pulls on tama banner is the only thing that stands out to me
>>552269858i don't think that's the reason......
>>552269910precisely, it's amazing isn't it?
>>552269796What the fuck is a horse
>>552266097long cms aren't real
>>552269910Go look at the tires they pull in game during summer training
>>552270037No...
>>552269796Gold Ship gameGold Ship year
So far on my front I have Taking the Lead, Rainy Days, Lone Wolf, and Dodging Danger to help activate groundworks, but 2 of them are kinda shaky to proc, should I give up Ignited Speed for Target in Sight + Medium Corner OO or Subdued Pace? The additional green might help proc GW more this upcoming CM.
>>552269910
>>552269910It's played up for comedic reasons but malnourished 5' tall, flip peasants take it seriously.
If horses do not exist im uma world,does that mean during middle ages umas simply rip you apart like a pack of chimpanzees?
>>552266097I don't understand, I'm just playing like normal and everything is done in a flash
>>552269602With how carefree CB is, I expect her to be interested in children, try to make one and then get bored of pregnancy around....the 3rd month
>>552270098Gold Ship is a horrible girl.
Happy new year /uma/
>>552270239Mayachi's small mayachis...
>>552270234yes
>>552270239Sex. Sex with Mayano.
>>552269602this isnt a right wing thing or anything but i really think women are at their most beautiful, objectively, then they're taking care and loving their children.
>>552270239Have you ever considered getting an actual job?
>>552270113the rudolf, teio and bourbon feats are kinda underwhelming compared to the rest
>>552264725I can fix her.
Im scared of Teiofags
>>552270012Gluttony is considered a sin.
>>552266097>Still caring about CMsngmi
>>552270334>chariots of fire
>>552270239When do we get sexpetfuckkitten Maya?
>>552267274Why would I go with a human woman? Japan takes pride in their technology. Breed some horsegirls and I'll personally double Tokyo's population
>>552270391Coincidentally I had a plane ride where I had to sit next to a Teioposter. He took up two seats and his feet smelled awful.
>>552270313Happy new year Fukubro!
>>552270072those are inflatable
>>552270239Why does Mayano dress in this fashion?
Umas for each deadly sin?
>>552270592curren ... cute!
>>552270592slut
>>552270629curren - all of them
To my fellow dacchis that want to listen to the FLAC of Legend Changer, you have to search for Winning Live 26 and you'll find it there.
>>552270592I HATE CURREN
My first career of 2026 was dedicated to my wife Daiwa Scarlet!
>>552270629Pride King, envy Daiwa, angry Sweepy, sloth Seiun. You got gluttons, greedy bitches and sluts all around.
>>552267274I have tried and the only women that like me in anyway are not the good kind. I don't want to live a life of pain
>>552270797who
>>552270852Daiwa Scarlet!
>>552270923
>>552270340YAMERO!
>>552270592Simply the cutest.
>>552270956>>552270923
WHAT THE FUCKWHERE'S THE SKILL HINT
>>552271174the house always wins
>>552271216DON'T SHOOTDON'T SHOOT
>>552271093This will kill me, Taiki.
>>552270340Hi, King Solomon here. I propose we cut the trainer into five separate parts, and let each uma take their part with them I forgot what's the lesson
>>552269796You say that, but cyjews clearly doesn't think so, since they've not celebrated such a fact.
I accidentally pressed recreation instead of rest...
BUHI BUHI BUHI
no new years wish from aidan in chat
>>552271418no you stupid whore stay home and keep streaming to earn money for me
>>552271174>he didn't read properly
>>552271394>teiofag caught during morning routine
>>552271418Anything for Curren…
Do something, Smart Falcon!
Teio
STOP POSTING THAT FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!! I HATE CURREN SHE STINKS OF DIRTY CUM
>>552271418this means she's ok with getting cucked btw
>>552271593Why do you know what dirty cum smells like
....
>>552271672duh, she's a mare, she knows to herd and share trainer (me)
>>552270742>headbangs like she's a metal show>her song in-game is a gentle balladShe's so eclectic!
Since club's tallying, I can skip today's daily right?I'm too lazy to do it.
That's enough! stop baiting Falco
>>552271754
>>552271929Mambro...
>>552271754cute orf
how has a 17 year old been to vegas parties?
>>552271685How do you, as a presumed male with a cock and balls, don't?
>>552270923Elegant umas clean up their plates. A Mejiro tradition passed down from generation to generation.
I started playing about 2 weeks ago. I only have 9 umas (including the inicial 5) and I don't have many good support cards except for MLB Kitasan since I rerolled 5 accounts for it.I also have 2LB El Condor power card but used Digital in this run so I could get Professor of Curvature and Swinging Maestros (which Creek refuses to give to me). Am I going to make it?
>Mambo cut off ra>Rank number wasn't even affectedAnd dancho wanted to give this guy gibs before kicking.
How many spots left in /uma/club after the purge? I’m so tired with Eden
>>552271685As opposed to what? Sweet smelling cum?
>>552271326Only if you're a little BITCH!
>>552271990compensated dating.
>>552272035A: my semen isn't dirty, B: I don't keep it around long enough for it to *become* dirty.
>>552272076
>>552271728
>>552272085do you hehe
>>552271935ehhh is this a reference?I feel like I know this pose
>>552272053If you get matched with the ill prepared every time, probably.
>>552272162Aiiie, Bereshit your gambling mother...she's gone wild
>>552272085>eden player
>>552272053This is a lot better than what I could come up when I first started playing. How are your statues doing? Getting another star for Daiwa will raise her stats, add three new events to her career and grant her a better ult
>>552272208
>>552272335I deserve to be that pillow
What's the origin of all the spic memes about Opera O and Epstein?
>>552272347THE Seiun Sky!?
>>552272169
>>552272391Yes. She is my friend.
Can I get a little explanation on evolved skills?Do I need to do the conditions and buy the skill during the career? (ie before URA Finale)Will the strat of running the whole career without a single skillbe ruined because you have to buy them to evolve or will the evolution happen even after the career ends when you're spending all your skill points?
is the guy who was making the new club in the thread right now? the autis/uma/ one?
>>552272464it happens after you buy all your skills and finalize results
>>552272561Finally a wholesome trad uma.
So in Uma, classics tour is just a matter of choice. But they never elaborate why they pick crown or tiara. Vodka picked the Derby just because it's cool for a Tiara Runner to switch to crown route.
>>552272335Cute
Kawaii Curren Chan hours
>>552272212yes
imagine the smell
>>552272347
1 hour left to the umaolocaust....
>>552272584when you see the sparks, right?thanks, that's awesome
happy new year, friends
>fuku career with so many mood down events I run out of Riko before the second summer campHAPPY NEW YEARS
>>552272647>steals your girlfriend>beats you upkek. they really made good shows back in the 00s
>>552272702not your time, boy
>>552272670>umaolocaust
>>552272613Kawakami Princess career actually elaborates a lot on itThe tours have different fans, men watch crown races but women watch tiara racesAlso tiara races got this beauty pageant thing going for themalso hishi amazon wanted to run the crown tour but switches to tiara because she cannot run long distance so that is also a factor
>>552272613Vodka chooses the darby because the real Vodka ran it.
Stop spamming that slut
Arima Kinen, 2025
>>552272540Ohayou. Autis/uma/ no Danchou desu.
>Tfw can't bot even if I wanted to because I use AMDI won without trying.
>>552272702
>>552272752the year of the uma is everyones time
When does guts finally become meta?Clicking on those fat guts trainings feels so good
>>552272702Happy new year Ryan bro
>>552272854MANT
>>552272854Tomorrow
>>552272828Why she mad in the middle
Ryan's tummy...
why has the porn stoppeddid the jannys get you
another day, another cryerthey are mulitplying...>>552272810gonna be collecting ids in like half an hourish im assuming?
>>552272854gutsmaxxing is great. I've run multiple careers with 6 guts cards and only clicked that button, feels good man. It's actually extremely good if you also get enough stamina.
>>552272854where u injes fusin
Never mind, keep posting Curren. We need to counter Ryanposting.
>>552272978they're jerking off
many people; myself included, have to just hope that there are either 0 or 2 suzukas every single matchthinking this will be the worst CM yet
>>552273000Correct, but I can take yours now if you need to go. Also if I miss any, please feel free to pass them along
*cracks knuckles*
>>552272854MANT, you stack all these training bonus items and reroll placements until you get insane guts trainings during summer since it trains 3 stats.
>>552273090no i'm good waiting just the little extra time until you put out the official notice. how many people you've got so far?
>>552273049why? I have seen a suzuka win a lobby literally one time out of 30+
If I don't beat them I'll wash out of the top 5... I won't get the 50 stats... I won't have a chance at team Zenith. Shiraoki-sama.... just this once...
>>552273001Gutsmaxxing is the secret strat to win Lvl 5 Fuji's event effortlessly
I really want evolved skills, they look really fun and interesting, but some of these don't make sensewhy does Dominator, a speed debuff, turn into a speed buff or a recovery buffand if I meet both conditions, what happens?
was tazuna really supporting uma slavery...? did she think the chestnutheads would support a peace deal if she did away with the director?
>>552273138now repost this when made by someone who speaks English
>>552273301why did the artist of this picture depict akikawa with her shoes off and her toes curled so lewdly
>>552272053That's good for two weeks and limited supports. If you mean for Scorpio her stam/guts are a bit too low, so she'll struggle a bit
>>552273158Not many so far. Most people I’ve talked to said they’re waiting til reset, so I’m hoping we get a decent turnout
>Wake up and finally get to my PC>Checked what happened in the thread after I went to sleep>Porn porn porn porn [not deleted]
>>552273365because abe lincoln had his shoes off and his toes curled so lewdly
>>552273449translate it weeaboos
>2025 was 6 years ago
>>552273000another to add to the list
>>552273496basically they are plotting to rape him
>>552273207... A NEW YEAR HAS DAWNED INDEED. PRAISE BE!!!!!!!
>>552273565except that flash does it the best, while falcon acts like a retard
>>552273207+30 riko is many times easier to beat than the weakest turf queens team
>>552273496Her Valentine's letter when read vertically is a love confession
>land Long and Straightaway Spurt on Dober's sparks>1 * GutsWhy.
>uma fails mile g1>green woman claims her low stamina was the reason>win the arima kinen immediately afterthis woman is a fraud
Sex with HeliosMarriage with Palmer
>>552273395hopefully you do have a good turnout, id expect you'll probably get a decent amount of people applying in the coming hours, what with the reset about to happen
>>552273707berry fucking berry sex
>>552272792Nyo
>>552273771I've already set up some burner accounts to infiltrate and cause drama.
>>552273750Helios a cute
>>552273524the cryers are even become tanukis... now even the baby poster has a cryer...
>>552273886Cutest zoomer I know
>>552272936she's flexing.
hors
>>552273886Why is she with her trainer in the onsen? There is no moxed bathing!
What the fuck is she doing? She’s a GROWN woman. An ADULT. This embarrassing behaviour should NOT be encouraged.
I need to kill so low performers it's not even funny, niggers straight up can't even be bothered to play the game and they are in a state where I don't see them sticking for long because you're not really getting anything out of events when they have had <50k fans average since forever.
>>552273693>a tall religious trainerfuku would not say this.
>>552273990>all it needs to stop a horse is a loose stringlike putting water bottles around a dog
>>552273693Cute orange wife
>>552273990Cute
>>552273990is every single one of these creatures deeply autistic?
>>552274052she's 17 THO
>>552274072Shiraoki-tism is her religion.
bwos im on a date with curren chan, what do i say?
did sweepy get taken down again?
so how does sweepy work?
>>552274052Because Luna is an ageplayer.
>>552273748she probably got rushed and gassed out in the last spurtif she had gassed out from the rushed Tazuna would've complained about low WIT
>>552274145
>>552274145They’re big dogs that can’t see what’s in front of their mouth
>>552274145Yes. Just look at this retard>Look dad, I'm on TV!>finished 13th
>>552274271clean it up janny
The hell is a Umateen?should you be reading this, Dober?
>>552274052>>552274145loss of whimsy
>>552274145>final fantasy victory fanfare plays
>>552274145implying you wouldnt do the same
>>552274318its fine leave her be
>>552274326Wild how umamusume armpit artwork manages to be so good, easily the best franchise in this regard since Touhou.
>>552274368>7 years difference (mare's older)A canon hag lover
>>552274420>OH MY GOD ITS S-SHOOO GOOD IM LOSING MY MIND>literally just some flat lines with zero detailyour standards are low.
>>552274420That’s because we’re the same peopleHehehe
>>552272854>>552273001I don't get how it works. Guts training costs more energy and gives a lot less speed. It's impossible to cap speed with 5 guts cards.
cute...
>>552274052I love Rudolf's strong woman but melts down when no one sees her archetype but I wish other umas got it instead
>>552274242Concerning. You wouldn’t happen to have more evidence surrounding these degenerate activities, right?
>>552274052it's called gap moe you philistine
>press m2 to cancel training>goes through like I pressed m1 and I lose out on 40 speed during URA I needed to get near the speed cap
5 more minutes until i can leave my shit guild
haha
>>552274623free philistine
>>552274541In theory, 1200 guts is better than 1200 speed over an extended period of time. The issue is guts speed boost is inconsistent as all hell
>>552274503I'm not really referring to that particular image but to the overall body of work, the image just brought the thought to mind. My umamusume armpit folder currently has 4133 files.
4 minutes until absolutely nothing happens cuz all clubs are full anyway
3 minutes till Mambochou gets sent to the guillotine
>>552274567Actual wife material
2 minutes until i finally join a club that doesnt look like this hopefully
2 minutes until CUMA dancho rises from the ashes and saves umao
>>552274586That picture makes my heart ache with how cute it is and I fucking wish I have more. Alas.
>>552274735Share with the class
>>552274738>You will never be raped by an angry zoomer
>>552272082can't you ever shut the fuck up about a B+-ranked casual club? Fuck me you dramafarming FAGGOTS are insufferable, and you aren't even in Mambo anyway
>>552274863You have to let him go anon. It's not your fault
3K CARATS SOON
We're a honorable club, danchou. Fucking delete that botter the moment the first new day of the year starts!!!!!!
10 SHOES REQUESTS WILL BE MINE
>>552274907Sorry you got kicked Ra, I hope your vacation in the Swiss Alps was fun.
>>552271378i think the lesson for the split baby was the real mother was the one who volunteered to give up the child instead of having it cut in half and the fake mother was fine with getting a cut in half baby as long as she got it
we got 0 gibs during all of December fuck cyjews
CHECK YOUR PRESENTS!
>>552275070Yeah I'm kinda shocked we got nothing for Christmas and New Year's. That's a new low
HIP HIP MUN
RIP AND TEAR, DANCHOU!!!
nooooo dont kick the botter I NEED him my account kinda caratless....
Easy
We got zero gibs last December, I'm quitting the game who else is with me?
>>552274618Bright a cute!
>>552275070XOguri banner, trust the plan
Alright, got my gibsWhere are the poachers?
>>552274887damn Inari is tiny
Isn't it the 1st everywhere already? Why is friend shop still not restocked?
my club is strong
Happy New Year everyone! Happy New Day! Looking for a club? Consider joining Autis/uma/! Always wanted to join an /uma/ club? Never any space? We're your answer! A brand new /uma/ club with 29 fresh new spaces for you to get in on the ground floor. We're a goal-oriented club focused on growth, hoping to achieve a goal rank of A, and want you to join our ranks. Consider us today!Goal Rank: AQuota: We don't use a quota system. Instead, we use the club's statistics as a baseline to motivate growth and maintain our targets. Club Code: 231973146See you on the track, gamers!
>>552275197STOP BRAGGING JP FAG!
um where's all the happening i was promised..........
>>552275284
yummy
>cant join a club until 24 hours has passedITS OVER
>>552275197excellent result, jpGOD
>>552275347So is mine. Here's to another month in strong clubs!
>>552275348i just left my club of flatliners mr danchou. i see the invite and ill join in when i can
>Cleat shop still sold outUhhhh bros?
ITS SO FUCKING OVER
If you got 10/10 shoe request on this auspicious day, you will be lucky on all pulls for the rest of year.
we did it
HELLO FRIENDS!!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
>only club recruiting is the new onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxbIU0X-lCI
>>552275495>a whole month since last cleat shop breaking>still broken
>>552275520
>>552275469If it's one from here, then you can leave your ID here and the Danchous will send you invites. For example, if you wanted to join Autis/uma/, the newest /uma/ club, you can simply reply to this post with your Trainer ID and I'll send you an invite for when your timer expires!
We don't use bots in this honest club, danchou. Kick him out and his evil tool!
>>552274318now she's reading something good
>>552275495>>552275704oh good, i thought it was just my cleat shop
wait >2k is still B+? that is not too bad i guessi will stay...
can I get a link to the bot I'm burned out bwos
>They missed the first minute's cleat shop reset glitch
>>552275720Thanks Oguri broHere's my ID: 534281767466
>>552274883This artist drew a couple of my favorites then deleted their accounts.
>>552275750based /g/tard
As the result of several Daily Carat Packs, I have paid carats.Should I spend them on this guaranteed SSR thing? I already did the guaranteed SSR trainee (I guess I'm a whale now)Or is there another use for them in the future?
cleat shop has different reset timeyou know thatright?
CYJEWS MY CLEATS
0 effort 80% gibs
Mambodacchis...why does it say 30/30...
>>552275815the one that doesnt have a kofi got taken down... where is the link bwos
>>552274196What's the source for this? Is it horror?
>>552275928ra was never kicked...
>umao almost fell out of S rankActually embarrassing
>>552275869If you care about the 2 in 20 chance to roll for Fine Motion or Creek, use it.>monthly packshold on to your paid carats for when you're sparking in a banner, use daily pulls during that it makes it slightly cheaper to pity
I didn't get it at first but from this month onward I'm gonna pretend to be a member of Mambo and post members I feel like creating drama about.
>>552275793That's why everyone is laughing over hyper try hard S tards>>552275824Cute Cock and Balls>>552275880>Expecting people in this general to be SMART
Goodbye umaoGODS
>>552275928>he didnt get the paid club selector ticket
>>552275478aidan didn't deserve this...
>>552275947bakers please add sweep link to OP >>552263104
>>552275928Because danchud decided to invite one of his discord buddies who barely plays the game instead of one of the many /uma/dacchi clamoring to get in.
>>552276002>only OG club without botter>They're literally playing TWO games while everyone else only does one, struggling to make A+/SActually embarrassing
>>552276013I do need fine motion and I have no creek, having even 0LB creek would be niceand I guess I could do that toofair enough I guess. I just didn't know if there'd be other "1500 carats for a guaranteed SSR" thingsbut thanks
do i just kill myself now?it was all double circles...
>>552276202>choosing the first option in the first Unity raceYou only have yourself to blame
Is it me, or is the option to use 2x TP for doubled rewards gone?I guess I have a brainfart or something because I can't find it, can someone point it out?
>>552276202
>>552276072what happened to happy uma?
>>552275928i guess danchud just sent invitations to a bunch of people and whoever accepted first got in
>>552276263Anon, I...
>>552276263it disappeared when the event for it ended anon
>>552276263There isn't an event going on, what doubled rewards?
>>552275720I pledge allegiance to my danchouid:779876292051
>>552275869>>552276195There was 1500 paid carats for guaranteed 3* uma in the half anni. There will be one for the 1st anni as well.
>>552276316danchou had a melty and disappeared
We did it gros
>>552276186Nice try, Cirne, but we all saw the doxxing. And even if you didn't, you can see the retard that left his bot on overnight on doxxgenesis
>>552276259>he doesn't gamblemaxxchoosing 2 tanks your facility progression anyway
>>552276263double event pointnot double reward
MOTTO MOTTOBEEREEBU HAATO
>規則でセックスを出せないゲームからお出しされるセックスの香りっていいよね。エロゲには出せないエロ>The smell of sex from a game where you can't have sex by the rules is good. Eroticism that can't be put out in erogeSome random japanese comment about uma musume
>>552276364oh real?I'll save then thanks
>>552276480Japs are based and unhinged, we know.
>club member who asked for shoes after me already received 8>i'm stuck with only 4am i being bullied? ;-;
>>552276383no it doesn't, I've literally swapped between middle runs and top runs this whole week and I can barely notice the differencethe rng variance is much wider than the difference between always winning against top teams vs always winning against mid teams
its time danchouDESTROY THE SLACKERS
so is umao exploding or not?do we have to start rescue operation?
>>552275928I am terribly sorry, boss man accepted someone elses invite. He must have not seen my message. I apologize...
>>552276517STOP ASKING FOR DIRT SHOES YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
>>552276550mambo already absorbed one umao member through our danchou's international business back channels, /uma/ is left now to fight over the scraps
>>552276517stop requesting dirt shoes
>>552276186>one of the only two clubs that got confirmed to be botting (the other being AlmondLove)>the discord grub club is moving on to another gacha to no one's surprisefixed your greentext anon
>>552276517It's true, I deliberately ignore certain shoe requests.
>>552276627>>552276657but everyone in my club requests dirt shoes!!!
>>552276517I tend to prioritize donating non-dirt shoes first. If at the end of the day it must come to that, fine, whatever, I cave.Yes. You ARE being bullied. Stop requesting dirt fucking shoes.
>>552276734request medium shoes like a real man
>>552276734THEN BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEEBE THE WHALE WHO BREAKS THE WAVESBE THE MAN WHO STANDS UP FOR THE WEAKBE THE PERSON YOUR MOTHER ALWAYS HOPED YOU'D BE
I always request dirts. I don't care if it gets filled or not, I have plenty of dirts and you get CP for fulfilling not for requesting.
people dodge dirt shoes? i just click the donate all button
So I heard we were getting 60 pulls or so during the Tamamo banner; is that now only 40 pulls with the current planning?
>>552276517it's because i used an emote after i requested the shoes
im feeling lucky today, she won every optional G1, gonna get my 3 blue 3 pink 3 green right here
>>552263812What's Hishi Ama gonna do if she finds me in the student dorms, report me to Tazuna?
>>552276702>/v/we don't speak of those lesser clubs.
>>552276857
>>552276195>I do need fine motion and I have no creekYou're rolling for theseIn my case there's 8 I care about, 7 I don't have and 5 I really don't want to roll for so I can get the value of the gamble off that.You're still burning $21 and you're probably seething at the result but hey that's the point of gambling.The alternatives are getting three slightly cheaper sparks.
>>552276864Oh, fuckI do emote first
>>552276734DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER EVER TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE NOT EVERYONE????
>>552274052you have never made a silly face to a small child?
>>55227686350. One 10 pull per day of the event.
>>552276865gl + nice honse + yoda?>>552276862me too
>>552276702quick rundown?
There's absolutely nothing wrong with laundering, I mean, trading dirt shoes. It's a sound strategy you nincompoops.
>>552276862Pay autists no mind
The curse of ra is no more
>>552276620You probably just didn't see him since you have to scroll all the way to the bottom three in the club list to find him.
>>552275615Kisama
>>552276885ironic considering /vg/ is full of brown tards with zero OC while /v/tards were acting super friendly last night having fun with each other talking about ZE GAME>>552276959It's not actual club drama, it's a shit post to have fun about. Apparently they just banter and shit around, they don't have any real club drama autistic garbage like we do
>>552276857Glass cannon Sei-chan is the best…
>>552276916Well another anon said that I can do an anniversary 1500 paid banner for something so I'll just do thatthen its no gambling! Perfect
>his club isn't exclusively dealing with dirt shoes only
>>552276862it's loginlets that can't donate twice a day. pay them no mind
>>552276270i think im giving up...
>>552276949Last time we had a free pull it was only for specific banners, that the case again now?
Before CM starts, show off your trophy case.
>>552276863So banner starts earlier than free rolls? What the fuck is wrong with them.
desu /v/ discussion of the game puts ours to shame
>>552276865always 1 blue, game sucks
>>552276962dirt shoes are dirty of course you should launder them
>>552276863can't believe they will wipe our accounts for the new beginnings event...
>>552277101It's a 10 pull for both the support and character banner running at the time, each day of the event, for 5 days. Log in for 5 days, and you get 50 pulls on each.
>>552277032>brown tards>implying /uma/ isnt full of salarymen who went to bed early>implying its not all just banter and shitting around here too>implying you didnt get wit checkedGo back to /v/ you salty little sperg.
>>552277136Great (great) grandparent
How aggressive you with Riko dates? Is it bad if they're gone before Senior year? If I have a worthless trainings turn, around 50% energy or no decent race to run, I just click her to continue the ball rolling.
>>552272812AMD CPU or GPU?
>>552277104I think I did pretty good for not having my own Kita till now.
>>552277261i tend to really aggressive it’s not like she’s strong enough to resist or anything
>>552276702Great Danchou saved /v/mers
>>552277272
>>552277131/v/ is bad at the game so they can discuss basicshalf of /uma/ can make an S-rank uma so there really isn't anything to discuss any more.
>>552277098
>>552277261I try to do them early to not get in the way of later big trainings. Maybe saving one for a late mood down.
>>552277032Just fuck off to/v/ and stay there if you like them so much
>>552274201clever girl
maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday, I will redeem my teio
>>552277364>half of /uma/ can make an S-rank uma
>>552277328Feels good to be able to borrow something else now.
>>552277357>>552277272did something happened for these two to start having lots of fanarts together lately?
>>552277070You're still gambling on what 3* trainee you get, but it's usually a safer bet.
>>552277364>half of /uma/ can make an S-rankLOOOOOOOOOL the insane delusions you browns have are fucking hilarious
>>552277456just roll on a banner of an uma you really want and she'll be there
>>552277527he appeared in the anime, so you have a lot more exposure to him as a character
>>552277456Only 12 left for me
>>552277527Yeah there was this anime that came out, maybe you've heard of it, Cinderella Beige or whatever idk.
>>552277364>/v/ is bad at the game so they can discuss basicsMany people here still don't know basics too
>>552274318if I weren't a techlet I'd shop Mein Kampf in there. goddamnit
>>552277552alright kyle i think it’s time for your breakfast onions hunger is making you cranky
>>552273369I thought power was more important than stamina. I guess if it's for a medium/long race that's not the case.>>552272298As for statues, I only have 70. I just recently got 30k carats and I was thinking of waiting for the all-uma banner, so I've only pulled for support cards. I only got these two 3 stars: Oguri from the voucher and I randomly got Special Week from some free guaranteed SSR ticket.
>>552277552>>552277480You guys haven't been in the test rooms?
>>552277527Dicta = Super Mega CutePlus I think it's all the same artist
I'm not going to bother with ENDtism, late surger is fine
>/v/irgins getting mad againpost aces and decks
Shan't engage with raiders.
nigger WHAT
/V/ AND /VG/ ARE /UMA/FRIENDSPLEASE STOP FIGHTING!!!
>Kitasan rerun wasn't enoughEos soon?
this looks really good
>>552275847whew. I don't suppose you'd consider zipping your folder and uploading it somewhere? That is some prime imagery you've collected
>>552277552>>half of /uma/ can make an S-rankAnyone with a decent deck can make an S-rank, he didn't say it had to be a good S-rank ace
>>552277806Encoder...
>no YOU are having a melt down not me!!god i love 4chan so much>>552277808>go to /v/ for new year>people are super friendly, explaining me how their clubs work and their ratings etc compared to hours>do the same on /vg/>get shat on and insulted left right and center while they scream "INDIAN INDIAN MELT DOWN REEE"im noooooooooooticing
>>552277261I do them during dead turns or the turn after a mood down. if I cap it earlier then so be it
>>552277456Same but Hishiama-neesan.
Do you pick top or bottom on her secret event?
>>552277261I always leave two dates for the senior year in case there's a mood down event because the fucking game always decide to give me one of those when I finally reach level 5 training.
>in a lazy fanlet club>want to be in something stronger for more monthly carats>remember I'm a lazy fanlet
>>552277962bottom obviously, nothing more useful than senior year charming
>>552277647It's really easy to, hold on.
>>5522772611-2 left going into summer in case the horse gets uppity after. They're good at optimizing the amount of energy you have going into URA too
>300/300/300 dober loses fillieswtf
>>552276168>>552276095>>552276329>>552276620>>552276979Mambros, I still believe. There will definitely be a spot in 24 hours
I can't imagine why someone would like /v/ threads over /vg/. Maybe it's that /vg/ is full of browns with crabs in bucket mentality that always want to tear down others instead of honest engagement over the game?
>>552277962bottom, if you win the gamble the stats are insane
>nothing to dodead game
LET ME IN!!!!!
>I hate /uma/ so much that I will still post here despite finding discussion of the game more engaging in another boardOnly a rube would believe this shit-flinging attention whore.
>>552277962Bottom. Gatekept is unironically good.
>>552277962Top, gatekept gets you stuck behind lates and other ends too much
>>552277962always top since bottom doesn't give you anything useful beyond an extra +2 mood which you'll never need if you're managing your mood properly. charming is useless in senior year and gatekept hurts more than it helps
He's still going, must be a slow day at /v/
>>552275720slots still open? I've asked my current danchou for a kick so waiting on that. 679269353486
what would drive someone to come here and scream about browns on new years day
>>552278172Don't hate the concept, but not a fan of the art style
>>552278146>>552278163
>>552278051danchud had to be begged to kick ra and we still have faggots like aidan still in the club so I'm not so sure
>>552278172https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUsX7tuQ0Fw
>>552278004someone said gatekept is a buff
>hes still having a melty over mild criticismumao
who else: the most comfy rank?
I miss CUMA
>low power>no med SIs it glue?
>>552278304i thought that gaslight died after taurus
>>552278368>Low powerNo, you have enough wit to make up for it>No med SYes
what to use for last cm ponydon't have ssky or shuttle so can't really train frontshave tried tackyon, various lates, but they basically just mascotthinking of a late with tether and hesitants or gold ship
>>552278368yea
>>552278464neither, wit is genuinely more important than power for this CM to keep up with the dirty big nigs
>>552278464Your wit?
Literally every uma is for me after reading their career story.Is this game literally just a dating sim?
His bait didn't work and now he's talking about anything BUT the game. Ironic and marvelous underage grandstanding.
>>552278464get that double dominator going big guy
>>552278208We do have slots open! People are steadily rolling in. We'll see how things go when the timer expires for most people.
>>552278368>everyone can get S rank but meI seriously can't believe this shit, how are you all such strong trainers? I need to learn from your example
Seed’s not great today, bros.
I forgot I had it on default date
>>552278643building for S rank and building actually good umas are different usuallyit's just a bignig thing to witmaxx more than you need on other horses
>>552278575>"Urara is for me"
>>552278454>>552278465>>552278643I...could use her older version instead but man...that stamina...>>552278643Suzuka is 2 speed, 3 wit and riko. try it.
>>552264126Pedo trainer x uma loli with beastiality involved
>>552278575>
>>552278575I also like women that like me
>>552278575>Is this game literally just a dating sim?YesIt's a running joke among nips as well
>>552278652>not a single win in first unity racetell me about it
>avoids debuffers>makes sure anchors aweigh procs even on a full End Closer lobby>being blocked is a non-issue if you have NSMI feel bad for gatekeptlets
>>552278575>Is this game literally just a dating sim?Unironically yes.
>>552278701I know, I just wanted to call my fellow trainers strong.>>552278652The seed became corrp[ted 5 hours before new years
>>552278807>a running joke
>>552278037you wicked evil fucker, I know I'm the one who suggested it, but RICE? holy damn, isn't that too much?
You're their trainer, not their boyfriend.
>>552278550>>552278565wit is gaslight these are their room stats
I have 3k carats, how fucked am I if I wanna MLB Wit Neicha?
>>552278631will the people already invited have their slots guaranteed?asking for a friend
>>552278643Notice that most of the S umas are the ones that has good growth chemistry like speed+wit, speed+power, use that to your advantage
>y-your wit bro?I've won more rooms than usual with my regular 1200 speed 1100 power 500-ish wit aces
Alright, new year, new fresh start. Time to leave the club. I can do it. There is nothing to be afraid of about being homeless.
>>552279040Your credit limit?
>>552278051I dont know man, unless someone leaves for greener pastures (hard to tell who really wants to leave among the shitposting). You'll have to keep an eye on the invite or look for another club to join.
>>552278978UMMMMMM WITGRIFTERS OUR RESPONSES??????
>>552275720i'll join once the timer is up, 907734545432
>>552279045Of course. First come first serve.
>>55227911420 dollars that my grandma gifted me for christmas
new dick striker
Aren't the hint books supposed to reset every month?
Wit matters more than power for fronts and pacers that rely on positioning like TaikiEveryone else prefers power.
>>552279094Mambro...
>>552278975*trainer-husband!
>>552278978>>552279135also the flat orange is a fraud
>>552279125I unironically going to leave after gibs but danchode kicking the flatliner at last minute made me stay for now
>>552279218>she will never be in the gamesuffering
>>552279223the shop resets at the same time the scout shop resets, so 10pm utc
>>552279292no fucking way taiki has such a low WR
>>552279310Ah yes, the (singular) flatliner.
>>552279292What are the stats on the plap
>>552277456I... I just realized that with the spook she gave me during Dober's banner my dream of getting an uma using the stars VANISHED. Well, there's still McQueen... if she ever shows up again after they diluted the pool...
I just realized that I really like looking into Taishin's eyes when she opens them all the way like O.O
my daring gf tact
>>552275720Man I really like this new oguri danchou clubIf my club wasn't the absolute best I'd join too...
>>552279223Daily resets and "Day" reset are 6 hours apart.
>anni is more than 2 months away>january is dead until tama>absolutely no gibs for weeks, not even a measly new years present that most gachas providebros... we're not gonna make it
I'm keeping tabs on everyone who posts their id here.
>>552278575Yes.Concerts and dating sim are the real game. PvP modes are there just to exploit piggies so we can have more real content.
>>552279470I'm honestly shocked that we didn't get anything for Christmas and New Year's. I thought FGO was the stingiest gacha
https://x.com/LongBallToNoOne/status/2006678131814576541
>>552279470wdym it hasn’t been christmas yet
This will have to do, I'm not sure how many more Dober runs I have in me when its a gamble to even get Long A.
>>552279564>>552279470in 6 hours and 7 minutes... check your inboxes... just believe bwos...
>do nothing>get 2250 gibsIt's just that easy
>>552279470i'm gonna flatline!
>>552279470
>>552278978>/uma/ unironically built TT horses for CMgenerational gaslight, whoever was the architect, hats off to you
>>552279430which plapthat picture is everyone's ponies except mine, and only for the rooms i didn't win>>552278978 these are the stats are for my umamusume only
>>552279662wanna send this to my discord buddies, can you convert it to a gif?
>>552278869>Prevents you from pushing up midrace which is Golshi's number 1 strength over other late/ends>All Seeing Eyes hit at late race start where you should be well ahead of the debuffers anyways>Being blocked makes you miss out on benefits from mid race velocity skills and Pump/Redshift/Dober ultIts only potential use case is if you expect the entire lobby to be backliners.
>>552279564it isn't christmas or new years yet it's still autumn
>>552279470We literally have a Christmas event in 2 days.
comfiest club is actually Umadash. We've got dedicated rapeposters and danchou both mercilessly kills leeches and extends mercy. I've been in it since August. A 30M quota (35 for the naughty toreinas) isn't too hard to hit, the gibs are nice, and it's all around a good time. A+ is the comfiest rank if you play daily, otherwise B is best.
>>552279709Oguri.
>>552279710discord supports webms mongo
>>552277647>>552278971
>you should delay your start because getting slower to the finish line is better
>>552279292there is no way suzuka wins so few
>>552279754 >>552278464
>>552279741>another cookie cutter story with a grind for points attachedwoah...
>>552279848In the real matches there will be less runaways, so her win rate will go up.
Greeting /uma/. You may remember me as Qambo. Sources close to danchou himself have leaked information to me regarding deep club secrets that are affecting us all.Ra was not flatlining. It was a hit. /umaJP/ killed him and wanted to lay the blame on /v/ to start an interthread race war. Their hope was that after the chaos and ruin we would have to settle our differences in a grudge match on the soccer field. Don't let the psyop win. Do it for Ra, he would want us to be better.
>>552279848
>>552279470this might be me being high on hopium, but a week ago, techanons were saying Cygames probably wasn't going to accelerate gibs banners for global due to the work required/debugging. So no gibs for Real Christmas, but in a few days it will be Uma Kurisumasu and we might get free gibs then.
Enough about gib, time fucking swipe that card you freeloaders.
>>552279909eat shit incel
>11 PM in Indonesia>We've had posts asking for gibs every once in a while, but not too frequently for others to noticeohhh I'm noticing
>>552279582>mikano benis:DDDDDD
>>552279928I'm raThis is true
>>552279923there were 58 suzuka in the 43 rooms where at least one existed so at least 28 were alone
Who, will bake
>were still being raidedim nooooooooticing
>>552277693Stamina is kind of the most important stat, until you have enough to run the race at full speed. Any extra after that doesn't really do much.That's true for any distance, but obviously the longer the race the more stamina you need
>>552280075RyanGAWD shall bake.
>>552279292I'm pretty sure that 7% Suzuka is because of everyone and their mother bringing their own flatty and killing every oonige in the room. If you put her in a room without another oonige, Suzu would probably win against everyone else 8/10 times.I'm also surprised that there's no Teio here.
>>552279968I literally just had sex
>>552279848Oguri's unique steal Suzuka wins consistently, even maybe a hard counter since oonige top spurt speed is so cucked
>>552279984as much fun as it is to blame SEA for everything wrong under the sun, getting jackshit for Christmas is pretty egregious
>>552280110>>552280051it just didn't seem to happen even when she was alonei think she's still good with the metafag team red maru + shuttle by basically being a blocker
I'm noticing a big pair of uma tits.
>>552279790My sides are in orbit ok fuck me how did you do that? Do you need an actual image shopper or can Paint do it?
>>552280197>>552280197>>552280197
>>552280225>>552280225>>552280225>>552280225
>>552279582sex with happy meek
>>552280215>>552280246BAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>552280215>>552280246Brilliant.
>>552280215>>552280246retards
>>552279752B is for Bakushin!
>>552279928trust the plan, it's coming
>>552280215>>552280246can't you niggas communicate when you're baking
>>552280215I am a retard
>>552280215>>552280246>1/2 lengths
>>552279629Fuark that's a beautiful Rudolf
>>552278368Try it in some test rooms
>>552279040What LB is she at right now?
