Previous: >>552334326>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki ShowtimeCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>552349084I lost to a red teio. I was very sad.
5th for Bourbutt
stinky umafeets poster my beloved
this is the thread
who has an image of teio showing off her panties?
>>552349084pretty damn well
alright this thread fucking sucks
>>552347217you'd probably die from the lack of blood flowing to your brain if it's being redirected to the huge member
>>552349330>yuri tranny is retarded
>>552349615kek
>>552349653Cute!
>>552349610well pick one of the other two then
>>552349541I love my police horsedog
>>552349567haaaaaaai
>>552349653
I am having fun
>>552349619thanks for letting me know bwo
>>552349283Dia-chan SEXOOOOOO
>>552349541
>>552349563
We love Teio. We hate Nature.
>[Sad News] >Suzuka dies even before reaching the finish line in Arima KinenSigh, it's another allahu akbar angle just to enable my Seiun Ace. Gomen Suzu :(
so what did we learn
Aoibros...
>>552349283Dia a cute
I know I'm supposed to use her as a parent for Sagittarius CM Umas, but for who? Again golshit?
>>552349982this
>>552350023Damn Meek come home
>>552349982
>>552350023SimpleHave meek join (you)r team and take Aoi as your assistant trainer
>>552350030
>>552350005What the feeling of being raped by whale umas feels like. Eternal Group B for me.
>>552350170Canon that nice nature’s wet dreams are with her trainer
anyone got a link to the new sweepy?
>>552350092Any lates/ends you want. You could use Tamamo instead by then
It's too early to be posting porn
>>552350005I want a spechud daughterwife
OINK OINK BUHIIIIIII BUHIIIIIIII
>>552346961>Three jiggies mixed togetheri had a lot of funi imagine it could get tiring though so i'd probably keep it to one or two a day or something
>>552350423Spe looks like THAT?
>>552350509first sex of the year
>>552350480I want to fuck Tanuki Rudolf. I want her to do a squirming gif animation when I impregnate her
Latebros... please tell me you've been getting some wins...
It was always a Suzuka and Front CM. Don't you know?
>>552350231
>>552350381there are two or three branches that popped up after the first guy went full retardthink the guy that did the UAT installation guide video has one linked if you can find that youtube vid
my taiki keeps beating my suzuka, and my maru doesn't even podium half the time.
>>552350671God seeing her makes me rock hard
I just watched a dying Suzuka torpedo half of the lobby, creating such a huge roadblock that only 1 uma on the far outside managed to make it through
The Cinderella Grey has a prerace conference.
I am starting to realize that taking PTO on my big nige Suzu was a bad idea. There's no one behind her to proc it..
>>552349862running all 3 late? brave. I terrorized poor lates. My single loss was to a ryan that hit all her stuff.
Is anybody else doing fan runs in Aoharu? I can't be bothered swapping between Aoharu and Ura anymore. It isn't even bad, little coon and the white Uma usually beat me so my Ura Finals is easy and I still get good enough stats to win most my races and get 900k-1.1M fans
ウマオオオオ is looking for new members. Quota is 40m.Apply with /uma/ if you don't wanna dox your ID40m is easily doable with natural TP.
>>552350841stupid new year I hate you Rice
>>552350005suzuka is overrated and witmaxxing was a gaslight
>>552350928why would you take paid time off to make an ace?
>>552350980oh for a second i though she was naked under there
>>552350992but you can't get the ura finale spark in aoharu
> 19/20One goldship ruining my perfect streak
>>552350668
>>552350786it looks like a bowling ball in hakuraku
>>552351123based cancerman gatekeeper of memers
>>552350919I never noticed how round Super Creek's head is
>>552350005After seeing suzuka terrorize every not long cm I'm 99% sure they are dropping the 2nd anniversary buffs early making happy holidays oguri a mid pull just like summer maru
>>552350709the guy that makes the youtube vid doesn't actually code or update the bot... he's also taking down the other forks with reportsi'm looking for a fork of the one that was taken down, the sweeptosher owned one cuz it got taken down yesterday
>Team for Scorpio is Taiki + 2 late surgers.>Get a lobby with 4 fronts and 2 pace chasers>Most of their stats are actually decent too. So I cant hope to beat them without activating accel skills.>Welp guess I'm losing this one, shikata ga nai>Taiki activates Killer Tunes late in the mid race for a nice spd carry over.>Passes a dead Suzuka to hit 4th just in time to activate SfV with good timing.>wins by a nose.Well I guess Round 1 races can be pretty interesting after all.
Mayanooooooooooo
>>552351112You don't really need more Stam from this scenario and max speed is easy enough to get. URA spark isn't that good anymore.
>>552351250nice titties
>>552350841
>>552350786
They should let us use these as trainer card backgrounds.
>>552350919The Cinderella Grey is about to DIE in Group A unless I can fix them up tomorrow. Suzuka is not the threat, both of my losses were to Narita Brian.
>>552351171
>>552350392i'm dumb. does this mean dober isn't needed for tamamo cross
>>552350312are you really struggling for 3 wins with those? maybe queue later anon. But you are missing a few key things. Drop some of that power on the suzus, go for more wit (extremely helpful this CM, I can't rightfully tell you why, but my low stam Suzu isn't even gassing out. Gotta be wit related somewhat. ) - the biggest glaring issue though is why the fuck do you not have unrestrained? That's 60% of the reason bignig suzu is so strong. NEVER get lucky seven or restart. Your second suzu was so close to a usable ace, some baffling decisions budConcentration is a luxury item btw, its not worth the SP if it gimps your other skills hard. Or if you REALLY need it for GW proc
>>552351229no idea then
My front runners SUCK. I can't tell if they're gassing out or just not firing enough skills. My IQ might be too low to train fronts.
>>552351013>40m is easily doable with natural TP.True but I will not partake in your quota faggotryhope you don't find a person
Pretty happy so far. Praying for Platinum Luna, my umawife.Surprised at Grass Wonder, she didn't win a single practice room during testing.
>>552351403kek
>>552351460I believe dobers unique is ideal for ALL lates/ends, with two big caveats - HIGHish Wit and NOT all tracks.
>>552351403jesus christ
>>552351421>using a DQ horse>using a retired horsebwo...
Shit, I thought she was legitimately only in the URA finale scenario. This is the first time I’ve seen her in Unity Cup in god knows how many runs
>>552350423holy spechud milkers
>>552351448
>>552350928just checked conditions anf if i understand it right, they have to be within 3L for >= 10s. So yeah could see that not happening for 10s straight
I noticed Digitan almost always takes the outer lane. Is this coded in? Do any lists exist for where umas prefer to position?
Umapyoi doesn't actually mean sex fuck you lying niggers, a bunch of whores in Japan started laughing at me after I kept saying umapyoi. Fuck you fuck you fuck you I was finally gonna lose my virginity FUCK YOU
I see why you guys like this game so much. Shit has me cheering on my girl like my phones gonna pick up on it and actually boost her. Very fun even if I have no clue what I'm doing.
>>552351403Brocking this race....with no survivus..!
>>552351772A lot of people, myself included, have been making posts like this for about the past week. I think she may have accidentally been disabled by the Unity or 1YA patch and stealth hotfixed in the Fuji event patch.
>>552351728You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach an old horse NSM.
>my akebono managed to place higher than a runaway suzuka get fucked my oshi is better than washed up uma
>>552351836>10 whole secondsI really need to read skill descriptions before I buy them.
>>552351250taikis eyes are really pretty in this SS
>>552351460No I meant you could use Tamamo instead of Goldshi by then if you're sick of her
>>552351990it only works with umas
>>552351869lates just seem to do that a lot which fucks them up pretty badly most of the time from the extra distance
kicked out of club, prolly bc i havent played much during the holidays rip
>>552351403Lmao
Favorite win of the day, fkn podium in a 3 pace 6 late lobby.>>552351250Are you me? I even got the same pose in one of them lmao. Different caption though.
>>552352113Lots of clubs have space
>>552352113Mambo is recruiting
>>552352113which club?
>>552352090I ran Dober and Digital together, Dober kept going to inner lane and getting blocked, Digitan kept going to outer lane and skipping everyone and winning.
>>552351772As you can see in your image, she is a trainee event. So she should be showing up in every scenario. However it does seem like she shows up significantly less often in Aoharu. I've only gotten her twice so far in Aoharu.
>>552351990*rapes you*
>>552352165soullesssoulmedium soul
so what are the desired parents now?9 stam?
>>552351557I won a lot against solid umas so im feeling helpful mood, share your fronts if you want
>>552352208it was mambo
>>552352114hand-holding is not authorized outside of tracen grounds
>>552352276mamba will take you back
>>552350005That i'll never stop running lateGODS
Not a bad first day. Would have had a 5-0 if I didn't let autoselect pick the Oguri Cap for one round.
>>552352276You probably got kicked cause you played too much during the Christmas holidays than, not too little.
>>552352007cyjew accidentally made crack. I partially hate myself for liking a gacha this much. I do not understand how I haven't burnt out after 500 careers. I only do borrow runs daily so that probably helps. And I don't dislike any of the umas, just prefer some a lot more than others
>>552352372honestly same
>>552352306MY BRO and my cute granny!
>>552352372
>>552352241Luna got some wins too.
So can I just use my last Long umas for the next CM?
>>552352262I am pretty sure I need more mid race skills and more wit so they're actually used. Suzuka misses so many skills; I thought 600+ wit was decent. I mainly train lates so fronts are completely uncharted territory for me. I gotta learn so I can run Palmer when she releases.
i think the problem is my suzu only has 500 wit.
>>552352293is this the kino CM everyone talks about
>>552352592nyo next Long CM requires a lot less Stamina and if you used End closers you want Dober unique on them
>>552352592They'll be overstammed. You could. I'm rolling for hitting the 948/624 stam/guts threshold (for awful mood). It has not been fun.
Post this image to instantly kill a Triumphant Pulse anti.
>>552350992yeah you get higher overall stats and more skills from bubbles so its been comfier
>>552352692is it even that much better than last times spurt nsm
This might be an issue on my part but the selection for mile parents is kinda fucking ass huh?
>>552352293Damn the guy in the blue fkn Taking the Lead, Groundworks, Rushing Gale, Beeline Burst, Homestretch Haste. He owned Niigata 1000m.
>5/3/5/3eh
The strongest
>>552349518sniff sniff
>>552352047Nah I had a couple of times before that. She's just much rarer in Unity.Just too many extra events
I want to rape Daiwa Scarlet and Satono Diamond the mostAnd this is all /uma/'s fault
>>552352228/uma/hjong
>>552352624your fronts are not human. not enough power
>>552352758Nothing personnel kid
DEATH TO SUZUKA HAVERS
>>5523528594/3/2/2. The last 2 sets I put in my bench just to see how'd they do.
I'm done with the Wit and Riko memes.What are the best power cards? I shall bring dumb muscle to the track.
>>552351772wasn't there an appearance bonus event for the first few months of the game that made this and hot springs more common?
>>552352834NSM and spurt are more important but her unique is still good to have. The Stam requirement is also way lower since it's pretty much a Medium CM without Evil Natures. Probably 800 Stam and 1 Gold will be enough.
>>552353040
>>552353001NOOOOOOI forgot to censor my name
>>552352995Fronts need power? I thought you just stacked stam + wit because they don't need to accelerate that much late race.
>>552352978
>didn't take angling on Maru since I expected more Suzukas>she keeps getting first without anglingI don't want to train a new one
>>552353081Vodka indisputably the best. Rice if you want half a stam card that's also a Maestro dispenser. Hishiama for stam bonus. I would say Bourbon on fronts but welfare Bourbon Wit is required.
>>552353129brb sending follows to every bruce
>>552353061I basically gave up making more aces the moment I hit medium S. I'm getting lazy.
>>552352592It wouldn't be terrible, but they would lose a lot more often.If they were a good team, they could probably still make it to A finals.Straight spurt still works for the Arima, but it and NSM wont be the only accels this time. A lot of the corner accels work too. Plus a fair amount of the greens are different, and the stam requirement is much lower.
>>552352372>>552352561Same
>>552353187800 minimum recommended on this course. you still need to accel even speed and wits is priority, and it's also soft terrain
>>552353129Bruce left his name uncensored on purpose. That's the other guy realizing his error after seeing my filename. If you want my trainer ID just ask, you can borrow my Tazuna and breed my shitty Air Groove borrow.
>>552352851He also hit em with the Adored by All, pink could have closed the gap if he wasn't debuffed
>>552353081Vodka as a generic POW, Amazon and Rice if you're trying to skip STA cards, but for the most part I think it's whoever has good hints for your running style. I used to use the story Winning Ticket a lot for gold Homestretch Haste.
>>552353081for pace, condor pasta is a nice borrow and for lates consider tama. none of the sr ones stand out so pick whatever.
>>552352624Hm, surprised they didn't win more honestly. They're not THAT different from mine who faired quite well even though I ran into another suzu most of my rounds. The biggest comparison would indeed be I have some higher wit. Although no A&S on your suzu? That's a must. A&S+Unrestrained is the moneymaker. Meanwhile, A&S will be a waste 95% of the time on maru because she will almost never be in 1st at the corner. For your cards, dober wit seems kinda nice with her TE but you're running 3 low spec wits - that hurts for energy regen. the SSR would help with energy, even with the no TE. I would also borrow SSR riko unless you have no MLB SR speeds (brian would work too, don't underestimate that +2 spd) GW sucks so I understand running falcon, but unfortunately the card does kinda suck and gimps a deck.
shinko windy bit me on the fucking asswhat the fuck
>>552352592I have 2 aces from the last CM that would still work, but they won't be that good since they're missing all the uniques, because last CM only spurt was good.
I didn't make group A day 1 for the first time
>>552353298who's the recommender
>>552353187Fronts need everything
>>552353479
>>552353206I have 0LB Pasa and Vodka and 1LB Rice. Almost no SRs to speak of though.Which of those should I borrow, use my own and ignore
>>552350005suzuka triple front strat was worth the time investment
I fuckin love champions meetings
>>552353657Thanks gold
I've been seeing a lot of Narita Brian and she's been doing really well this cup. One such Brian.
>>552352827Cute
>>552352208pls take me im 294 182 392 615
WHAT UNIQUES AND HORSES DO I USE FOR CM8HELP ME SLOPTUBERS
I want Cafe to rape me
>>552353619>almost no SRsBut that's not NONE, is it? MLB Vodka might be worth borrowing. I have a BUHI BUHI deck and I still either borrow a wit card or MLB Biko...
>>552353187NTA, but here's what a 35% WR front looks like. I'm using a debuffer as well, so that number is a bit inflated.
Good enough considering I spent 5 attempts total on all 4. I might need to add Dober unique for late surger (the one with non 0 wr) Doto, Ill do couple runs today.
I really wonder if people fell for the "NSM isn't good" gaslight I kept seeing here.
>>552353775
>>552353702>bad mood>bad mood>bad moodmeanwhile your opponents all have good/great
I am going to use Cafe in the next CM for sure
>>552353429Anytime I get GW from inspo the run goes south stat wise, and I am borrowing a GW parent b/c I didn't bother to make one myself. I didn't get rod on suze because I got gaslit ;_;. I'll try running that setup; I got King+Sweep at MLB so borrowing Riko isn't an issue... tomorrow once my borrows return.
>>552350005S MEDIUM distance being the most important of all (idk about sprint yet) reaffirmed to myself. It's crazy how relatively low stam needed for this track compared to others. It feels like a mile almost.
>>552353801Alright I'll just try them all then. 3 speed + 2 power + 1 wit should be plenty for the ""long"" 2500m CM.
>>552353949I put it on all 3 of my aces. It ISN'T good for this race, you're extremely unlikely to get race winning accel out of it. But it's cheesed a win or two.
>>552353187A proper Front will dominate but a proper Front needs literally everything. SPD, STAM, PWR, GUTS and WIT. Also needs all the early race accel as well as a good amount of mid game to make sure she stays in the front to proc A&S.
>>552353619Rice is the only one of those worth using. I guess you could MLB the story Winning Ticket and gamble with lates if you're that dead set on stacking POW, but your umas will be dumb as bricks and struggle with rushing and proc rates.
>>552353837show deck>>552350005stamina requirements have been greatly exaggerated(like they have been for every CM)
>>552353991If you get caught up on losing to RNG in the horse gambling game you have like 3 weeks left before you quit. I'm not joking either, you can accept it or not.
I wish I'd had enough time to train a front rice to replace the maru, I don't really like hags much, and I wish that my seiun sky was better, but I spent all my time on suzuka. I had one really really strong suzuka run with medium S and everything that I fucked up by having her run an extra race for skill points and she got 2nd and ruined her ability to get runaway. I think I'm overstamming and that I'll stop having so much success into the later rounds, where my low speed is gonna kick my teeth in>>552352246stam v pow sparks depends on deck composition and track length, but yeah stam sparks are IN right now cause power needs can be met by kitasan/rice/other power cards and stam+riko is sufficient for most tracks
>>552354057>It feels like a mile almost.Yeah, that's why Taiki is so good on it.
>>552353949It's bad on fronts.
I made so many Scorpio Aces that it was enough to fill 2 teams. Gonna run 2 round of matches each day for Team MURICA(Grass, El, and Taiki) and Team Late Surgers(Dober, City, and Kawakami) and whoever has the higher win rate by the end will get sent to Finals.
>>552353707honestly I'd never use that brian. massive overkill stam. Only a single accel? Witlet. I am shamefully not running my oshi Bancho this CM, despite running her all previous because just couldn't find desired results on accels for non-taiki and lates
>>552354078I'm not even bringing power cards. I just stacked up all the power bonus speed cards on a power gainer. Capping speed on Goldshit = 1000 power. There's a 901 stam 601 guts speed bonus for Nakayama 2500 too toreina-san. That's 948/624 for awful mood - and same offset in the other direction for great/finals.
>>552354182>show deck
>>552353985uggghhhh
>>552354183I think I'm good.
is Arima Kinen CM gonna be frontslop, endslop 2, or lateslop
>>552350030>>552350231>>552352309Eishin post-race paizuri
>>552354326>There's a 901 stam 601 guts speed bonus for Nakayama 2500 toowhere do you see these hidden stat checks?
How the hell do I get Kawakami Princess to win Hanshin JF? It feels rigged against her. I've had her race it with 300 speed and power but she hit 2nd at best with a 1L difference.
>>552354428Oguri Cap (as in peak)
>>552353949its not that its not good, its that because of how this track works - its a gamble on it firing at a useful time. Especially because as a lot of umas round that corner, they are spread out as hell. It works so well last CM because everyone was basically in a lineIt's still worth having though because accel options are dire atm
>>552354428Christmas Oguri slop.
>>552354170It'll be fine I am replacing only 1 wit card and riko. Also I pop blues on wit pretty often
>>552354475The newer version of umalator will tell you (when you hit them) and the page for the tracks on gametora lists the stam bonuses. Also I fucked up, 314 is the lowest one, so it's 628 and 956. I highly doubt you're going to see too many people trying for the 628 guts.
>>552354475https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks/nakayama#2500-turf-inner it doesn't state the values unfortunately. I think in general the top one is 901 and the bottom one is either 301 or 601.
>>552354405lol my danchou quit the game 2 weeks ago after putting 409 hours in because he simply could not get over random moods in CM rounds. It'll stick in your mind every time you lose in an "unjustified" manner.
>>552354393are the parents 9 stam? Also I've been struggling to break 500 wit with just the welfare bourbon card.
>>552354428I'm guessing paceslop, but Arima Kinen is set up in a way that makes basically anything work.
>>552354613Is that horse ok
>>552353705i just like the meme
which Suzuka should I be using?
My team has gotten 5 wins in Round 1 before, but this is the first time a single uma has done it.
>>552354725Reminds me I need to keep reading their mango
>>552354815what's in the box!?
thinking 2 whites + rainy days might not have been enough healthmaybe I'll see if I can throw a Dober together today or just keep going with 2 good racists and one that only places when the stars align
>>552354801throw her in the umalator
>>552354675>I think in general the top one is 901 and the bottom one is either 301 or 601.The thresholds aren't specific to the particular stats, but you aren't winning Arima Kinen with 601 stamina so I said 901.
>>552354010Oh yeah sweep is quite good, I tend to choose her over king because I like the minor race bonus you get even if it might not add up that much. I totally understand the depression of relying on inspo for GW - alas falco power feels weak as hell even as a MLB powerOne thing about suzu is, you can actually get away with no GW. She's runaway so shes gonna get first no matter what - she might have to waste more stam doing it though. Especially if you can get taking the lead from bourb. Ofc, this goes out the window with another suzu, but usually dual suzus kill each other, even trips. I've seen very very few suzus win if theres another in the lobby.
>>552354725I wish Sakura Laurel would call me babygirl too. Are Sakura Laurel and Narita Brian rivals irl?
>>552354675>is either 301 or 601no worries its almost a rounding error just a ballpark haha
>>552354616Marvelous Sunday is better than either Dober.>>552354686Both are 8 stam.
>>552354801The one with Medium S obviously.
9/20...Creek will be fixed tomorrow.
>>552354896forgot image of the problem
>>552355040She's only 0 or 1LB. I had horrible luck with SRs. At least I finished Kitasan without breaking the bank. I hate that you can't spark SRs.
>>552352758Triumphant Pulse is such a godlike skill, it sucks that I don't have Oguri.
>>552354912>>552355078uma1 is one without med S
>>552355160Just buy one, Anon.
>>552355176You can't umalator big nigs against each other retardchama. They both died, 0% Spurt, 0% Survival. Compare them both independently against a filler Uma
>>552354428Tama and Oguri will both be good and SOVL. It's the only race where the SOVL picks and the meta picks are the same
>>552355092>730 stamina and no medium S on a paceI regret to inform you this is a nothing uma. It does nothing.
>>552355176yeah thats why i dont trust umalator. It's why i run practice rooms instead. I found my med S suzu here edging out a 16k taiki. the power of Med S is downright stupid. I'd argue its way stronger than having long s / mile S
>>552355131What about Arden? She produces a ton of energy.
>>552352758Hey danchou, how is the club going?
>>552355378I am accepting that this is the case. She is good for NSM though.>no medium SWould only be worse for her (because higher spurt) and still isn't required, no matter how much /uma/ repeats it.
106 rolls 0 3 stars... Please cygames
what are they actually saying so i can get the filename correct
>>552353619If you're going for max power, borrowing Vodka is the best. If you want stam as well as power Borrow Rice
>>552355378if they have a recovery or two, believe it or not 740stam+500 guts this taiki has not been gassing out. Stole several wins from my suzu/maru
>>552355609They are saying Ayaya
>>552355629My own Taiki has 757 stamina and no recovery and a 40% winrate. But she and yours have medium S.
IT'S FRIDAY
>>552355734ya i 100% agree on the med s part. God i hate distance S.
>>552355589>still isn't requiredYou are literally the middle of the iq curve meme.
>>552355461MaybeApparently I remembered wrong and Sunday is 3LB. Still, it's pretty bleak for my SRs...
Do I roll for tamamo, or do I wait and buy the ticket for her? I don't really want more umas. I've umasparked already.
>>552355913Perhaps. In my experience distance S is the difference between 3/5 and 4/5 in groups and almost irrelevant due to the number of other factors in finals. I'll keep enjoying not losing sleep over it.
Is there even any benefit to having Hotspring events in-game?
>>552355486Oh, right.Cooling off from CM? Looking for a club? Always wanted to join an /uma/ club but never been able to find one with room? Look no further! Autis/uma/ is the newest addition to /uma/'s roster of clubs, opening this month. If you're a goal-oriented player looking to grow as a player, join us on our journey!Goal rank: AQuota: We don't use a traditional quota system, preferring a model based on utilizing the club's performance and stats to ensure we're all contributing in meeting our goals.How do I join? Either reply to this post with your ID or apply directly to the club when your cooldown expires. Priority will be given on a first come first serve basis, so keep that in mind if slots fill.
>>552356129just get her with the free rolls you're not a lucklet are you
>>552354896>>552355092Should be enough. Not accounting for debuffers I guess, but they seem pretty rare
>>552356129Tama is too poor to buy tickets. Roll for her.
I feel like Doto is just cursed.>fails training more often>gets practice poor every time>practice poor 2% becomes stealth buffed to 20%>gets 2nd in every important race despite having insane stats
>>552356129We get free rolls on her, so just get lucky
>>552355092That needs at least a gold, maybe a gold and a white. >>552355951Checked Gametora and Sunday really cares about MLB unfortunately. Still, SR Dober has no specialty priority so I'd take MLB welfare or 3LB Sunday over it, especially as the sole wit card.
That was unexpected.
Cafe's VA is so comfy in the lobby, i'm glad i luckshitted her rolling on another banner
Y'all so fucking cringe and immature
>>552356520Her singing voice is wildly inconsistent, it's so weird.
>>552356459How many. I've seen some say 100 and some say 60.
>>552356430but she never goofs up
>>552356176umapyoi
>>552356601somewhere between those
>>552356592Maybe she's not a good singer? I haven't heard her sing
>y'allnigger
>>552356258A compelling argument...
It's the year of the horse every thread should be about umas. Make sure to bake at least 20 threads next time.
>>552356775>they didn't join in at the endIt's shit
I fucking love distance S bros, really sets apart the real no-life players and filthy stinky casuals
>>552356571Thanks, I try my best everyday
>>552356459When we got free rolls on Riko/Rice I hit0 SSR Riko0 R Riko1 (one) SSR RiceI'm not sure I'll get her bwo
>>552356905I am a fat ugly bald smelly bastard, and I am raping this uma tonight.
I love hags
I HATE hags
Alright guys, first-time Brian player here, and I finally got to the hard mode choice. Am I ready? Should I go for it?
>>552356971we know, teiobro
>>552356971Doesn't uma musume make you want to work out?
>>552350623It's been slim pickings, even against teams I have outmatched.
>>552357146If you have stamina sparks yes. If not you'll have to slick stam a little bit
>>552357267I'm 60% win rate from lates, thriving
>>552357146You must upgrade to maestro or tenno sho spring will fuck you in the ass
>>552357146If you can get to 650 stamina by the spring tenno sho, then yes
>>552350623My late wonOnce
>>552350623A Mejiro Ryan beat my Maru, Golshi, Evil Grass team. I think that was the only surger win that I saw.
>want to balance fronts>give one horse broken skill which ruins whole style for every other front runnerwhy can't japs balance for shit?
>>552356941You have a 1 in 3 chance of rolling Tamamo in 50 rolls.
>>552350623It's typically over when there's a runaway Suzuka. But yes, Lates can win. My Grass which was suppose to be there to just use Dominator and maybe get a few wins with Pump + Red Shift has the highest WR in my team.
>>552357370meant for >>552350623
>>552354496>I have to go now. My planet needs me.
>>552357257It makes me want to do weighted hip thrusts.
>>552357451it's not about balancingit's about giving global a different experience from JP
>Ryan is riding 6th for most of the race.>Has great mood too>I'm feeling pretty good about her chances>Activates a velocity skill to move into 5th about halfway through the race>uh oh>Activates another skill to pass my low mood Taiki>Now Ryan is in 4th and my Taiki is in 5th>FUCK FUCK FUCK.>STOP RYAN STOP!>Ryan keeps pulling ahead>Is at second place when the late race starts.>Goes to first place soon after.>WTF how is this happening?>GO RYAN GO!>Ryan wins by 3LThere were 2 fronts and 3 paces in this race, I have no idea how this happened. I wish I could replay this race so I could record it.
>>552350623LateGODs can't be stopped >>552352389
>>552357460Shiraoki-sama... just this once...
I just ran a debuffer and a Suzuka never won a single match. Nature food confirmed.
>>552350623lowkenuinely the easiest to build and win with for this one
Umallo
JPbros, is the best way to farm fans on a sprinter like Bakushin to feed her medium sparks?Grinding out like 10m+ fans on her is just gonna take forever
>>552356481What the fuck I thought my horses were glue.
>>552357669If you just take first and stay there until the end of the race, you don't need to overtake late-race.
>>552357885Very nice
>>552357146god i wish i had brian... shes so cool...
>>552357657>fronts ruinedthanks cygames>>552350623Couldn't get 3 wins with Gold City and Gold Ship. Kicking out Grass Wonder who never won in first 5 runs and putting Nice Nature instead at least scores me consistent 2nd places.I think I might start putting at least 1 or 2 debuffs on all my CM horses on mid and long.
Goldochi
>>552357669>There were 2 fronts and 3 paces in this race, I have no idea how this happened. I wish I could replay this race so I could record it.You can until you claim rewards from a set
>>552358081>Late surger Goldship
Yu Yu Hakusho has had disastrous consequences for the manga race
>>552350623Tickezo has 20% wr so far.
>>552350623Doto won 2 out of 10
>>552358106Can I re-watch the races at the end of the set? I'm still at the victory screen for the current race, and I dont see any replay button.
>>552358309Only at the end, yeah. Open up the rankings then hit the specific race and you'll have a replay button.
My powerlet suzuka worked. Wonder if she would still work round 2...
>>552357358>>552357372>>552357398>5 3* SPD, 1 3* STM>3 Riko dates left>multiple white recovery skill hints availableFuck it, I’m going for it. Wish me luck, bros
>>552358242uwaaaaaaaagh
King Halo is only liked because people want to see her mom get comeuppance for acting like a prick.She's annoying as fuck otherwise
>>552358203She's end closer. I was running 2 lates and 1 end but since Grass couldn't get even 3rd place at least once I replaced her with debuffer.Normally I'd also run front but I gave up after change. It's too much work now. Fronts were already hard to build with groundwork for specific tracks but at least it was worth it. Now there is no point. Gain isn't worth the effort when you can just Golshi.I hate Suzuka with passion.
>>552358309Race results button and then select the race there
>>552357885It's day 1 bwo it's full of plumbers. I faced some idiot that brought his TT Mile team.
>classic junewhen is this fat fuck going to hit the gym
>>552358553Oyakodon with Halo
>>552357146prol too late but:cracked rice (normal) - 600 stam, LS, ideally 1 white. 500s is huge gamble.Hard - cracked mac - 800 stam, or 600stam+1 gold (yes really) - with a gold you can also prol run pace.
>>552358629
>>552358553I actually like a girl with bitchy, unapologetic confidence
>>552358783Should have given her ozempic immediately
>>552358783I gotta have a good meal
real trainers bring their oshis to CM regardless of their aptitude thats what a real trainer does
Guys I gooned too much and my dick hurts
who the fuck bumped the other threads
>>552358663I never do well on day 1 though.
>>552358940>>552358943it's okay she'll make up for it
>>552358982I am Spartacus.>>552358954I wish I had rolled on her.
>>552357657>it's about giving global a different experience from JPthink youre giving cy far too much credit. IMO whats happening is at least one guy at umaHQ has his head only partially up his ass and massively accelerated QOL because of globals shocking success.
>>552358494OH GOD NO NOT NOW
>>552358980Do it for Curren
>>552358203Every time I see this fucking horse I laugh uncontrollably for an hour, fuck you
>>552357786saw like 5 natures/7 tachs and some grass. Dont think they did anything but waste a slot. Especially when all 3 of my aces have lowish stam
>>552359159I think it's just all very convenient that it turned out this waya lot of this shit is definitely planned and intentional
>>552358424>least obvious highroll/whale brag
Shit I can hardly remember what happened between nye and now but I still don't have a single ace ready did cm actually already start I thought it was tomorrow
>>552357865>sprinter like BakushinJust give her 1* mile on a grandparent and run miles bwo...
>>552359405you seriously overestimate nip gamedevs
>>552358494Sex with Mint>>552359197KEK
You wouldn't a pristine uma shrine maiden, would you?
>>552359320Well, they'll continue to waste slots into your finals.
>>552349149what's that thing on the left
How consistent is sympathy on this CM? I never took it on any of my umas.
>>552359743HOEEEEEH
>>552359765Yes, please be in my finals
SAKURABAKUSHINO3* power too
I did it
>>552359405cy is notoriously awful at balancing umafren. Just ask any grub vet. I love suzu but its pretty poor game design that she could probably win 75% of all rooms if shes the only suzu.
>>552359765Please bring your 2 wastes of a slot to finals.>850 stam + Maestro because I'm retarded and don't want to redo a high rollI'll shrug them both off.
>>552359737Only if Shiraoki wills it
>>552359838>I never took it on any of my umas.and that's why you keep losingyour enemies are working together against you
what if goldship with ryan, dober and base maru uniquehow bad is it
>>552359765im not sure they can even hit suzu 2bh
>>552359737Shiraoki gives me no other choice
Who's your favorite uma VA?
What the fuck
>>552360038>>552359613I didn't say they're good at balancing, I'm just saying the game state turned out this way because they wanted to break the meta, unfortunately creating a different shitty meta on the way
>>552360054I have 90% wr thoughever?
>>552359838For me it procs 90% of the time which is great since it activates my groundwork after a witcheck at the perfect last stetch of the traxk right before the acceleration zone kicks in and my carryover speed from Homstretch Haste which activated in the first stretch is being doubled. It helps if you have a single gold recovery with it too as I think that makes the hidden “sympathy meter” go up. I wouldn’t run it I I weren’t so focused on the meta though, you could probably get by with putting Lone Wolf on all your umas instead.
>>552359405It's same people who thought giving a character exponentially growing damage was a good idea and then when it turned out (who wouldve thought) to be broken refusing to patch it, they patched and warped the rest of the game instead.
>>552360248just a light snack
>>552360212my suzu took a murmur + rushed + white debuffs and kept running like nothing happened
>>552360212Suzu is not out of range of any relevant debuffs. They always crash and burn. The stats don't exist to outstam it.
why is Dober in bloomers so fucking hot
>>552360248
Guys if I quit this game can I still hang around here with you guys?
>>552360248>eats a week's worth of food for lunchwho can provide for her?
>>552360490Only if you pull Dia before you quit or come back to pull her
First time doing a CM seriously.Extremely proud of my girls.My only losses were to Marus. That hag is strong.
>>552360228Favorite: Maeda-sanBest looking: probably Suzuka's and Mr.CB's
>>552360490No.
>>552360248light work
>>552360490just don't let anyone know you're not playing anymore and only talk about non-gameplay topics like umanko
>>552360228>>552360612Fuck. Ueda-san. But Maeda-san is probably my...3rd favorite.
why are people saying regular maru is better than summer maru for 3x fronts?
>>552359743>armpit>tummy>solean umadol should never be so revealing or scandalous!
damn, she's kinda stupid
WEI~>>552360876Because Red Shift fucks in this CM but not when inherited.
>>552360490I haven't done a career in over a month but I'm still here
>>552359083she did not make up for it
>>552360906I love my small stupid pink onahole
>>552360415nice try stinky
>>552360982Did they discontinue the bus stop from your bed to your computer?
>>552359287I HATE CURREN
>>552361028please remember to complete the trainer exam before you attempt to train an uma
>>552361028aoi...
>>552360228The one in the front is a cutie. Would sexo
>>552360252i genuinely don't think cy gives the meta much thought outside of trying to sell stuff+ not angering their whales too much
>>552361116Rice wouldn't say this
>Sloptubers started covering the happy holidays translation drama
>>552361219well yea, same thing kindasovled game = they can't sell much aside from the stuff everyone knows will sell alreadynow an unsolved game...
>>552361130just a lazy grandparent run on yesterday's borrows
>>552361346They're doing something good for once?
>>552361346who are you even talking about?
How do i make Nice Nature work for the Arima Kinen CM>>552361346Just cant get around how many people are hungry for that kind of content
>>552360424heil cafe
>actually went 2/5 once todayit's actually over isn't it
Here it is, the Spring Tenno Sho. Shiraoki-sama, give me strength…
I'm surprised my Bourbon is doing so well with 0 acceleration skills.If I get 2 of my straightaway skills proc on the final straight + her ult she becomes a rocket with her top speed that has been able to real in Maruzensky's that overtake her on the start of the last spurt
Teio!w-wait...why am I getting larger by the second...? oh god oh fuck he
brothers I dont know what Im doing wrong for unity cup I cant break 13k most of the time. I click the up arrows, I explode the blues, I win the unity races, I get the golden unity skills and still typically get 12.5-13k maximum. I usually dont do extra races because see my stats suffer when I try runs with 3-5 non-goal races, I bring decent cards and get lvl4-5 trainings before senior summer. idk what else I could change about how I do runs but seeing people with 14.5k in CM is getting to me, what are people doing to break 14k in unity?
>>552361486https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxXIw-QlujA
The neicha I just made got a win against two zenkys, nice.
>>552361605witmaxx or gutsmaxxor both if you just want a big rating uma
>>552361524>medium Syou're doing hard mode on an ace run?
>>552360662impressive quality for 2mb
>>552361346I don't really care that much, but I feel like the people think i'm stupid hearing clearly MERRY CHRISTMAS but reading HAPPY HOLIDAYSSo why even bother
>>552361605they have better cards than you do and/or are luckier
>>552361523I went 1/5
>>552361605Gold skills + hard focusing a secondary stat instead of spreading points out
>>552361794I want them
>>552352624Try running Tachyon instead of Dober, her high specialty priority helps juggle wit training better if you're only running 2 wit cards
>>552361561To add, this was the first Bourbon i built for this CM and it's the best one with a load of front runner and medium skill,tail held high, medium S high wit etc. Every other Bourbon I made is deficient in one area even if I inherit SfV
>>552361627>Rev says desu with a solid rock twitter capWow real poop out a butt. You weren't kidding about slop
>>552361794WEIII
>>552361794I don't want them
>>552361794whores
>>552361346>dramawhat “drama”? It’s a retarded corpo-speak mistranslation. It’s not a complicated nuanced social issue that requires a wit check to understand fully. It’s not a some “woke” vs “not” thing.It’s just “this translation is wrong”. The end. Make it not be wrong is the right choice, even AI agrees
After being on 4chan for 20 years I think this general is the one thing that is going to make me finally download 4chanx. There's too many fucking soundposts I don't get to click.
>>552361794Palmer is cute cause she is clearly representing the familys outcast and got groomed by a scene girl type deal
>>552361524try late/pace between your clocks. You're gonna really need some luck w/ how bs cracked mac is + your low guts
>>552360737>>552360612kaorin is a cute and funny drunk
>>552361794
>>552361627what kind of mouthbreathing single digit iq seanig do you have to be to have rev says shit in my butt show up in your youtube feed
>>552361524>beeline burstwhy did you buy it.. you are gonna get straight adept hints from hard mode...
>>552362058Sex with Tazuna, if you know what I mean.
>>552354613
>>552362016did you seriously never consider 4chan X to not have to fucking refresh threads anymoreas soon as I saw that feature I was sold, also having a dedicated reply window instead of the one at the top of the page
>>552361028>>552361197
>>552362058nice watch, dweeb
>>552362273Iron Will isn't totally horrible anymore..
>people follow this guys advice
>>552362391Aoi...
this your GOAT?
>>552354503Please respond
>>552361976>even AI agrees>the thing that is literally designed to agree with you, even if you're schizophrenic (which (You) are)
>wonder if I should keep wasting time on this game>all my matches have been with umas stronger than mine (always 7th, 8th and 9th)>only once i good a mood above normal>1/15 >this was with my best umasI think I'm not a good torena...
I wanna FUCK almond eye
>>552362471This guy literally gets coached by that VF guy so I don't know why people follow his advice
>>552361976Never post again
Bros, something’s wrong with my Naitcha. She’s subverting my expectations
>>552362516I like Princess's eyes and hair
>>552362516Have you increased her Mile aptitude to A?
>>552362516She doesn't have full Mile aptitude, so you're going to have to buy a skill there probably.
>>552358881I can usually beat turbo Mac with ~680 stamina and no recoveries, but usually with Pump already purchasedDefinitely need 700 and a white or 750+ to run it on pace though
>>552362689lore accurate nature..
>>552360490All of Mambo does that without a problem
>>552362643From sexy to adorable
>>552362716>>552362748>>552354503If you have B mile in a career race would the penalty subtract from 400+300 speed or just 300 speed?
Belno told me she knows how to please a man
>>552361685>>552362103HOLY FUARK SHE LIVED>>552362230I didn’t know… BUT, in my defense, she already had 4 hints when I bought it, so I only lost like 12 SP
>>552354503Mile skill
>>552362874More like umao. Those guys are 22/30 this month.
>>552361627>normalfags are finally realizing that uma global is for the Jews(aka CyJews) and brown mudslimesThis is a non-issue, real people were already playing ウマ娘 where we actually celebrate クリスマス。
>>552362589open league is calling...
>>552361794>>552362210the VA's for these two probably have the most fun out of anyone
>>552362716
>>552362471>“Metafagging” by using the newest umas and still getting humiliatedCouldn’t be me lmao
>>552362589theres some mischievous oguris but if you politely ask advice while including your cards/umas, several anons will usually respond. /uma/ is friendly overall
>>552362689>silver collectormight wanna return that one and get a replacement
>>552362959Stat+400
>>552362471>solo front
>>552362959Um... Yes, well, you see, the thing is- Now if we just- Getting mile A aptitude is good, ok?
>>552362974>I only lost like 12 SP>go to pick final skills>can't get the last green because you have 69 SP instead of 71
>>552349567>>552349717>panties
>>552363228Umanko!
>>552363098cute
>>552363098ok so when I post Princess, I get bullied with tic-tac-toe but when someone else does it they get a kiss. I HATE ALL OF YOU
>>552363139rudolf and gold city are not that good
>>552363098Kiss THIS!
>>552363176>Enter C aptitude mile race in junior year>That 250 speed stat you see on your screen is more like entering a race with ~120 speed insteadFUCK Saudi Arabia Royal Cup all my homies hate Saudi Arabia RC
>>552362959>>552363176To be more precise, surface and distance aptitude modifiers are applied on stat+400, while style aptitude modifiers are applied on stat
Good night, /uma/. Happy Second Holidays.
>>552363341Exactment. We don't hate Kawakami, we just hate you
>>552363228I'M GAINING WEIGHT
>>552363228looks weird
>>552363386why is verxina so big wtf
>>552363341it's ok bro your next Kawakami post will be treated better
>You are a failure of a trainerAverage toreina-san would fucking kill themselves out of shame after being told this by THE Symboli Rudolf
>>552363341
>>552362987Damn they got fucked kek, they are still in the top 100 somehow though.
fuck is regular maru better than summer maru or is it gaslight?
>>552363491Tallest of the 3
>>552354581xoguri is useless for arimaArima meta is endslop
Wife
buying hag gf
>>552362770ngl ive torpedoed several runs because often as brian im undefeated going in and totally forget to buy non-4 hint skills. I have lost to mac w/ 700 stam but idk if i had pump. Usually at 3-5 and she/creek are somehow blasting ahead even tho it makes no sense with their 400 spd/pwr. The cracked umas stats never make sense relative to their performance
>>552363502Urara's looking at me like she slipped date drugs in my drink
>want to panic build umas after round 1>no more borrows left>i only have turf parentsFuck my nigger lucklet life.
>>552363586For this course? Yeah she is
>>552363586yeswe've been telling you brothey're comparable but maru just works better because redshift only works on herself + bignigs around meaning smaru's angling stealing power is nerfed
selling hag gf (used condition)
>>552363612imoutowife
>>552363604>Cheval 160>Verxina 158>Bibu 156??
>>552352113>during the holidays
>>552363771Trust me
Big ass ears on that donkey.
>>552363431It's actually equivalent of entering a race with 16 speed because you have to square the modifier (which is why S is approx +10% speed instead of +5%)
what parents for next CM
>>552362716>>552362959No way around it then, I'll start using a parent with a pink mile spark just to bump up her mile aptitude to A.
>>552363865Good ones
>>552363150I'm a lost cause anonMy only mlb cards is kita, i don't even have good srs at more than lb2, and my umas are garbage and i hate them (teio, spe, opera, rice, white mcqueen, and my best is oguri)
>>552363898I just run her in the Hopeless Stakes instead.
>>552363228>>552363476https://youtu.be/28DDkIBwAfg
>>552363586red shift + sfv = dead suzie
>>552363785sloppy
You did better than him Day 1 right...?
they are so fucking big, man
Bros...It's so hard....
>>552363865Falco
>>552363898Distance B is just straight up winnable tbhdesu. I've ran Grass a million times, she has a lot of medium goals that she's forced to job because medium B.
>>552363825Bwo he celebrated hanukkah Kwanzaa Christmas and Boxing Day don't be such a bigot
>>552362974very lucky, grats. maybe that u=ma2 saved you. Once in a while the cracked umas do just underperform - 3L loss is surprising. Just keep in mind that sometimes not even 4 clocks will save you at tenno if you are really stretching stam/recov. I've had like 50 undefeated careers as Brian, but pushed my luck several times trying to minmax (especially mile) going into tenno sho
>>552363865Accel that works: Pump/Dober/Angling
danchou why are we still 30/30
>>552364036buy an ad
>>552363981It's because I also want to get her secret event. I think I've already won Oka Sho with her before even without the mile spark, but Hanshin JF just seems impossible.
>>55236406867
>>552364036How does this retard have a 30% win rate on the most overpowered meta Uma we ever had
X mas Oguri soon...
>>552360490Only if you're willing to be /uma/'s onahole
>>552363401headbutt my caked up lips
YADA
>>552364036is he not whaling for supports or something
scary smiles every timeit's great
>>55236406867!!!
Soundposts are not working for me
I am sick of events expecting me to drop 1-2 hrs a day on career runs to finish in time
>>552364036I have bested him with GAMBLING
>>552364145Ah, fair enough. I got that once but I don't feel the need to go for it during ace runs so I always skip HJF. I think I won it by boosting Mile aptitude to A and using my whale deck.
>>5523641782 suzukas cancel each other out>>552364287pretty sure hes just bad
>>552363098whats the lore here?
All this jp uma posting is tempting me to try the jp versionIs it harder to get into that for f2p?
What the fuck is this?
>>552364387catbox seems to be having trouble
>>552364068
>Lates are bad in Scorpio!My hybrid Rudolf almost has as high of a win rate as my ace Taiki
>ticket Rudolf with the 3 star selector back when I knew nothing about the game>she wins me the last race to get me to round 2Arigato Rudolf.
>>552364449that's haru urara
>>552364387Neither. I installed the extension for NOTHING
Whoever drew and designed the official promo arts of Uma S1 is a genius. There's something about these S1 artworks that make them so good. I guess it's because the pose and color pallette choice that make these Umas look very dynamic, putting big emphasis on "running", future Uma promo arts are not this good.
>>552364449uoohhh
>>552364468>>552364560oh ok at least it's not something I have to fix on my end
>>552364321it's like she's planning something bad. every time.
>>552363098
>>552364230I think that Kawakami would be weak to kisses.
>>552364527>>552364449and rice!
alright bros i didnt hit S but this is the best statline ive seen all night, what are the critical skills im lookin for
Day 1 results, my initial lineup of S.Maru, V.Rice and Goldship didn't do well.
>>552364568don't make my retarded child look more retarded
>>552364165>>552364382>>552364470>>552364568Where the fuck did you get all of these gifs
>>552364643head-on and every single mid race velocity you can getand then late race velocity to run down frontsliterally just be fast
>>552364562Sonic run Suzuka
>>552364562Here's another example of how goated Uma S1 illust is.
>>552363195Never post this image again.
>>552364036Yes, he's making Festival Rudolf look bad. 55% for mine.
>>552363954probably should have tried for open. However, you could probably still make an oguri or teio capable of making it to B finals. Post your cards if you want to keep trying
>>552364746She'was the fastest thing alive!
>>552364756where/when did they noticeably stop this then
>>552364756makween looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome
>>552364824bwo where are all your skills
>>552364665
>>552364665i find mine on tenor gif keyboard - bring personality to your conversations (tm)idk where the other guy got his
>>552364429Princesses get kisses. It's not that deep.
>>552364287I'd like to note that despite him having MLB Kitasan and some decent other cards, prior to Unity Cup, he couldn't consistently make A+ umas. Dude is an actual grifter doing one-and-done umas in Gemini and Leo, and being a crybaby because he doesn't get consistent free stats in every career run.
my team is doing pretty good
>>552364145I want her to punch me full force in the sternumLaunching it through my spine and out my back turning my ribcage into shrapnel in the process
Why do you retards spell McQueen as "makween"?
>>552364619>>552364449Rice is so fashionable!
>>552364619the best
>>552365000Let your Grass win you fucking faggot.
>>552364964I got it from this place
>>552364614I have an idea for a game she'd like.First one to push the other through a wall using only their lips WINS
>>552364068GET OUT OF MY HEAD
im surprised oguri and akebono dont have an interaction in the home screen considering akebono would probably stuff oguri as soon she hears oguris stomach rumble
>>552364756The old artstyle looks best as illustrations and still images instead of animating them to move.
>>552365032It's how the announcer pronounces it during races. You'd know this if you'd played the game.
>>552365032McCuuuute
>>552365032Mac and Cheese
>>552364929he's bruteforcing wins with stats
I'm having fun
>>552365032muhqueen
>take kawakami's shtick>replace the princess aspect with a prima donna aspect>is the most popular uma from the newer umas that even tourist gooners know her like scarletInsane
>>552365032MAKWEEEEEN
>>552365032it's spelt makkuiin
>>552365256Based.
>>552365297The real horse dying recently also contributed to her recent surge in popularity.
Guys what's the counter against Daiwa Scarlet on wet conditions
>>552365064She's stopping everyone
>>552364287No, he's just the literal worst sloptuber with hits like "don't roll on Kitasan" and "graded is better for f2p than open (during Taurus when the p2w gap was much wider and it was easier to get eliminated round 2)."
>>552365297Her design is cute but not appealing enoughSex appeal is all that matters
>>552365415peanits in the umanko
>>552365297She's simply hotter
>>552364887since the game is released and s2 (studio changed) where the official art tend to be more static and SOL-ish
>>552364429The lore is the bigger the forehead the more free real estate for smooches.Get with the program.>>552365415Just dry her off mr trainer.
>>552365297Kawakami is a gorilla woman (ugly)Donna-san is a graceful gorilla woman (cute)is that simple
>>552365256Based. Can you post them so I can copy them?
>>552365297Who?
>>552365415Mating press cow wife
>>552365415HEH
>>552365297all ojous (real or pretending) are cute
>>552365297She's one of a handful that can only be pulled on their own banners, which makes her rarer.
>>552364745I totally forgot about Head-on fuck, thoughts on this? The spurt rate without Hydrate is like 89% but I can drop it for PTO, Slipstream or Savvy I was also thinking about dropping Lone Wolf but I haven't checked how often people are running that
>>552365573Apologise
>>552364665Do not look SEA and Latin America Uma facebook groups and pages... the shitposting is wilder than Umatter there...
>>552365573>Kawakami>UglySay that again
>>552365710drop straight descentdon't think it's working here
>>552358238Time to rewatch it againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgJAUgVXra4Still hate how boring Hunter x Hunter is
>>552365573>Windyfag calling anyone uglyo I am laffin
>>552365716
>>552364036>>552364427>>552365478it's bleak
>>552364858I don't think I will honestly, game stopped being rewarding and realizing that I'm forever bricked since whales just get stronger with every banner and in turn I'm weaker as f2p every week no matter what killed my enthusiasm
>>552365862DIE!
>>552365821damn would've been cool if it did, looks perfect for it
>>552365857Windy is a cutle little ankle(and just about everything else) biting dirt eater
>>552364929Beats me, very few skill hints for the golds, went for max speed and triple accel. How many optional races are people running? Only ever end up around 1800 skill points.
>>552364562S1 Team Rigil
>>552365104
>>552364975ah, was hoping it was some goofy cutscene ingame
>>552365297She is very very very very very very cute.
>>552365862
>>552366000From the thumbnail I thought it was an uma doing the blowjob face.
>>552365952>accel in the middle legthat's exactly why it doesn't work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAk441Nie_kany japanese city pop likers
>>552366058>>552365862you both are aweful at tic-tac-toe
>>552365902wtf shouldn't that suzuka be dominating
>>552365032I call her Mejiro Mackie
>>552365506>Sex appeal is all that matters>urara is the top 16th most popular uma in JP>probably in top 5 if not top 3 when global is included B-BRO?????
>>552365032kerchow!
>>552365902Rudolf and Suzuka are understammed, but why is his Gold City losing?
will Global maintain the amount of players when this banger drops?https://youtu.be/HFgc3MgRIzg
>>552365984rest of team rigil and teamless Oguri & Urara
>>552366134it's not about winning
>>552366134it's not about winningit's about making use of all the space
>>552365984rudolf looks so derpy in the pretty derby anime im glad cingray rudolf is here
>>552366097oh shit right, alright so dropping that the only other options that open up are Shrewd Step, Comp spirit or lvl2 of fall runner
>>552366058
You guys made it to Group A right?
>>552366156
>>552361205She is.
>fail 31% in first summer>practice poor, fail two 2% trainings>fail 39% in second summerHmm... My trainer license might be in danger.
>>552366174Powerlet
>>552366331the post that saved /uma/
>>552366284do you not have anything else at all? what about dropping prepared to pass? does that open up anything? no good inherits? no it's on, no unity spd skill?
>>552366331i lol'd
>>552360228MARES
>>552365716no
>>552366147Maybe if she had actual midgame or even a style corners instead of straightaways. As it is, she has a great start and endgame with rod and Unrestrained. Only having Curvature is a gamba.
>>552366156Ulala can be pretty sexy, especially when in heat.
>>552366483we got plenty of room for all these games
>>552366375>*BBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPP*
>>552366483>>552366568Kawakami will pin you down with her powerful legs if you keep abusing her like this.
>>552365256BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED metaniggers couldn't even get close to 80% winrate lmfaooooooo
>>552366331that's bullshit but i'll allow it
Hlallu ulala
>>552365917depends what you value. I pvp as f2p, 4-2 in the extreme rng finals / but i really play for the umas. Maybe just mess around until the allspark banner and use it to get the one uma you really want. If you love her, maybe youll continue. But if umas aren't doing it for you, my advice for ALL f2p games except like warframe is don't. There's 100 games you can regularly get for <20$ far superior to the cancer that is gacha.
>>552366156Urara is sex
I'd rather kiss Kawakami Princess on her lips. Maybe even with a little tongue involved.
Shoutout to my niggas from Bricked give me (you)'s you fucks
>>552366369Yes, for (you).
>>552366596
>>552366156urara can be sexy too, chud
>>552366691bitch whore I asked for it first
>>552366709How can she even run with those
>>552366128Ill never forgive uraraguy for making Yours instead of Axia from Yuki Saito
Stop botting. Play fair and don't make AIslop umas.
>>552366640>Hlaalu UlalaWhy walk when you can ride (an uma)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-K2rUP86M
>>552366736where is she going
Holy shit drama at BRICKED, one guy literally oikomi'd and won by a nose (130k fans)
man I kinda suck at this game
I want to be compressed by Donna
>>552366781You don't need to swallow it Sweepy, just spit it out of it's bitter.
>>552363098Wait a minute... lipstick?
>>552365984not even joking, has there ever been more sex in a single uma pic? Bunch of glorious titty monsters
>>552365917Whales arent a problem. Botters might be depending on their quantity. Cygames better start banning them.
>>552366156Urara is older than Daiwa, Donna, Satonos(both), Kitasan, Cheval, Verxina, Buena in-universe btw
>>552366839I don't get it
>third ace has a 5% winratefuck do i just swap her out for a dominator debufferwedding mayano is cute though
>>552366691I'm not from bricked. I'm from Mambo Despite being indifferent to Tannhauser but you can have a (you) anyway.
>>552365297also Lady G Donna is a really good song
>>552366912that doesn't make any sense
>>552366768guh
>>552366934depends on whether your other two aces are 10% or 40%
STOP CALLING ALL YOUR MEMBERS "ACES""ACE" IS FOR YOUR BEST, THE ONE YOU EXPECT TO WIN THE MOST, THE ONE YOU INVESTED THE MOST INTO, THE ONE WITH THE LONE WOLF SKILLTHE OTHER TWO ARE NOT YOUR ACES WHETHER OR NOT THEY'RE BUILT FOR ACTUALLY RACING OR JUST DEBUFFING
>>552367113My 3 aces would beat your solo ace.
>>552367113What if they all have the Lone Wolf skill
>>552364036MY FUARKING HERO
>>552366467I don't think I have anything better if I drop prepared to pass, it'd either be pto, slipstream, ignited spirit spd or pace straight/corner
>>552366912Gentildonna is Senior Yr 2Urara is Junior Yr 3
>>552366709I got to Group A so Ardan officially owes (me) paizuri.
>>552367113But I want them all to win
>>552367108one is 40% and the other is 25%
>>552367151>>552367151>>552367151
>>552367113Shut the fuck up retard I invest the highest amount of effort in all three umas so they all have the best chance of winning. Fuck debuffniggers, fuck suzu catapultniggers, fuck front blockniggers.
>>552367113I expect all of my umas to win, so I'll keep calling them all aces.
>>552367113>"ACE" IS FOR YOUR BEST, THE ONE YOU EXPECT TO WIN THE MOST, THE ONE YOU INVESTED THE MOST INTO, THE ONE WITH THE LONE WOLF SKILLMy best and the one I expect to win the most is my soulless meta pick, the one I invested the most into is my oshi, the one with the lone wolf skill is the third wheel
>>552366494style corners and curvature activates at different points?
>>552367113Ace is to determine between "actual racer" and "debuffer"
>>552367186lol
>>552367268>Shut the fuck up retard I invest the highest amount of effort in all three umas so they all have the best chance of winning.So real bestie
>>552367176
>>552367032BRING IT BRING IT ON BRING IT BRING IT ON RIGHT NOW
>>552366691Dancho hasn't updated the name lately... And there's a spy among us.
>>552367113>THE ONE WITH THE LONE WOLF SKILL
>>552366671I like the game, but after reading their campaigns once, there's literally nothing to do but train,and since I don't have something like an uma waifu, it's pointless to even do pvp if this and last cm all i could do was compete for last place with myself, and everything points to the fact that every subsequent cm will be exponentially worse
>>552367258too soon
>>552367460I know what you are
>>552364506I had a glorious KKK Pasa who did the following>OYL into Condor's Fury linking into Pump then SFV within two seconds of each, then using 1,500,000 CC to get in a 3L leadGranted, that was one time and in a weird lobby with an end and two lates, not including my Pasa. But seeing that unfold, I'm hoping this fun gamba works out more to stand out against my sovlless Taiki and SMaru.
>>552365917Did you not get Kitasan? If your borrow slot is open very few banners actually widen the gap.
>>552366691here's your (you), friend>>552366759here's yours too
>>552367701thank you sweetie
>>552367362Sex Wonder
>>552367476id strongly advise never playing gacha for pvp if you're not a fool who likes to burn cash. You can just comfortably play uma careers, do the stories and roll for only umas - imo the best way to play the game. If you really want to compete in pvp tho, defeating whales is quite achievable with game knowledge. Theres heaps of dumb whales. Only ones to fear are multiple mlb SSR+ game knowledge
>>552367340I meant more to have another midgame ability so Curvature isn't the only thing to rely on.
>>552367206bro you have pace chaser corners and straights right therealways buy them lv1 especially with discountshope you haven't locked in the skills I was out testing out my aces lol
>>552367676My luck is so shit that even to this day my R Riko is still only 2lb after hundreds of card pulls, Kitasan alone can't carry a team>>552368014I'm fine with the notion of not winning a p2w pvp game, and I've been for a while, but not being able to even compete anymore maybe just means I'm too retarded for it
AAAAAA THERES NOT ENOUGH OGURI CAP LEWDS AAAA
>4-1>1-4>3-2>4-1I consider the 1-4 a fluke.