See picrel in previous thread (>>552314609) for event guide >Season 2 in CNhttps://maxroll.gg/blue-protocol/news/season-2-update-cn-version>Main Website & Downloadhttps://playbpsr.com/>/bpsrg/ Resources, Links & Guideshttps://rentry.org/bpsrghttps://bptimer.com/https://github.com/winjwinj/bpsr-logs/releases/tag/app-v0.20.0>Guilds (DM the leader or officers when applying)CloverYotsubaZaibatsu>/vg/ World Channel4444>Full Line BypassApply to party > Move to Guild House > Leave Guild House>Official /vg/ Idle SpotLine 88, Starter inn (Double Faced Coin)>emoteshttps://pastebin.com/Vevceetv >official /bpsrg/ content creators@pinpintail (Eris) | Yotsuba>Current redeemable codesRACE2>>551236115 >Previous>>552314609
New thread new me
ONLY ship people who have never interacted, shipping friends is weird
my f2 and whose f2
does anyone want to recreate this w my f1
>>552354339Ame x Me
>>552354395only if me on the left
>>552354268>miercolesmore like mierda, airona a shit
>>552354395Me if I'm on the right
>>552354339senny x vox (schizo m2 yaoi)
>>552354601best ship of the thread
>>552354395Yes I've asked for it twice bitch
f1 pizza.
>>552354379it's 2026 and we're still not free from lientri baits
>>552354729explain what the fuck you were doing in xivg last nightwhy didn't we get those moans nigga
>>552354395yeah but you'd have to use both hands
>>552354752i'm not lientri.................
>>552354339I only ship RxR, all other ships are boring and toxic.
>>552341567It worked out but she said if she goes so does the throne so I have to share if I wanna keep it. And I'm not buying my own.
>>552354760those who never take advantage of a drunken fool shall never be part of their revelries... sorry. maybe next new years if the game isn't dead.
you guys lied to me they dont have matching titles>>552354904toxic is the best part
aphi is collecting pics with m2's like infinity stones
how do I level my life skills
>no one mentioned **** was live with rob and faith
>>552355134where the fuck is mine
>>552355167besides the weekly and using focus you really shouldn't bother unless you're bored with nothing else to do. it takes 1000+ crafts without focus per level
>>552355354ur probably ugly as sin
>>552355303let me know when it's robposter otherwise I cant bother caring
>>552355568did we find out who robposter was? im 90% sure its some shitposter who doesnt even play the game
>>552355636yes it is aphi
>>552355134I'd only fix her if she gave up the others
>>552354601vox would still find a way to fuck that one up
>be boring wallflower>give some other wallflower some attention>they become obsessedI made a mistake...
>>552354601senny is not a schizo
>>552356084is it meeee?
>>552355958that's part of fixing bpdemons
hiii hii hiii hey hey can we be xiv free this thread??
>>552356363cant fix bpdemons and it's not worth it they control your life from every waking moment it's a fucking mental prison
>>552356418yea! post your BP character alongside your WoW one!
>>552356363>>552356439there's only like 3 bpdemons here and you niggas stretch out the term way too much and apply it to anyone that is even remotely different to you
>>552356508i don't play wow!!!
i KNOW you saw that new hsr unit Ame
>>552356084hint?!!???!?!!?
>>552356608It's sooooooooo good except for the nameHibana Hanabi is cute, I love it I love it I love it
why is zelarius that creepy ass nigga always in eris stream?
>>552356710time to go f2 for s2
>>552356084>be somewhere inbetween wallflower and outgoing>nobody wants to give me attention
me f3 praying for f3xf3 threadwife
>>552356991want to get a drink at a nice bar with live music?
>>552356589so you've never talked to her
>>552357170maybe we should do something less extroverted first
I would plap Aphi as a one and done thing
>>552357341>i talked to someone and that means I know everything about themYou are not a medical professional.You get shitty people and mentally ill people mixed up way too easily.
>>552357392want to sneak vodka into the library?
>>552357563are you trying to get me drunk?
>>552356149Who is he anyway :^)))
Namedrop>a person you like>a person you unironically respect>a person you dislike>a crush, if you have itbonus points for stating>your guild
>>552357428no thank you ...
I just started the event. What do I do here?
>>552357653not intentionally
>>552358218collect those runes from players that have them when you have all four talk to the wall
>>552358001Idunno
>>552358019>generic good person from here>someone who does content>myself>nobody>glirpglorps
>>552358019alicealicearisualiceclover
>>552358019>Ruri>Fria>Eris>no crush>Clover
>>552358019memeyouyouyotsuba
>>552358019Uhhhh.... noPeople have been namedropped because of me multiple before, and it makes me feel bad because every time it happens I worry that they'll think it's me shitposting them.
>>552354379Clare post
>>552358019sanisanierissaniyotsuba
anyone wanna be a tangula? otherwise I'm picking a random anon
>>552358019>Me>Rob>(You)>Eris
>>552358613Not me
Dudes and dudeddes it's a big guy
>>552358538just do it nigga no one cares about you, if they're being namedropped it's for a different reason
>>552358019>most everyone>anyone that has made parties or raids from 1/5>BBL>my ship>Yotsuba
>>552358762If they didn't care then I wouldn't have woken up to DMs about it Too many people here are performative, they don't want friends, they don't want a relationship, they just want to look like they have friends or a relationship so they can show off to other people
>>552358619faith post
ain't no way some nigga actually named himself bbl
>>552358953that's sad
>>552358019>sairou>rob>n/a>****>yotsuban strong
>>552358019Alice, for being friendly and cheerful, and always liveliness to the guild. Epheria gets an honorable mention for also friendly and helpful (helped me get my dog), but I've interacted with Alice a lot more.Fria, for somehow managing to tard wrangle all of us together and create a comfy guild.There's no one I dislike. I have no enemies.No crush.Clover
>>552358019my red wifemy red wifemy red wifemy red wifezaibatsu
>>552358019everyone in clovereveryone in cloverclarenoneclover
sani crushing on eris will never be the funniest fucking thing
>>552358019Not falling for this. You're going to track who hangs out with who based on the likes and crushes and guilds, and and triangulate who actually hates who and use that to shitpost people
>>552359221why do you dislike your red wife
>eris crawling on the floor mid alliance raid for some reason>ascalon goes all the way back to see wtf shes doing>she was doing it as an apology to sani who's mad
>>552359581shes too nice
>>552359779thanks for the update
>>552359938yw
>>552356084Sorry I thought we were friends so I want to message you regularly..
>>552359779
we havent had a proper anchor in a whileplease post your charactermaybe post a songdont post about xiv
>>552354886you fell for the reverse bait!
>>552358667okay i shoved an anon onto the tangula. what about a wooper?
>>552360554No but that can be Chilly
>>552360554get a male whooper instead
>>552360554please be me
>>552360627funny thing is i thought about Chilly, but this was a girl whooper>>552360696I'll run around and murder more on the off chance I recruit one later.>>552360709Okay it can be you.
>>552360451https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZZOeOnXm20
>>552361047wanna marry me f3?
>>552360451https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2H5rcRSje4
>>552358019>a person that organizes content and events regularly, is very social, and knows the game well.>the leader of my guild. it's a really cozy guild and they've done a good job with it.>any person that my friends complain about and rude normies.>no real crush, but i really like people that share many of the good qualities of my friends, do creative things, and play the games i like.>26
>>552361047i want to her destroy me
ei
stfu
>>552361786ok that's just mean+1 ei
>>552360451ogey.i don't feel good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTnjy7dD2o8
>>552361830ei
>>552361830my m2 hates you ei ei ooh f1 trannies
eieiaaaaaaahnn~!!
Kelerick doko?
>>552360451a prop'ah anch'a bruvhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBERg1gVNOg
>>552361986ei
louky reminding us just how god awful his zoomer tastes in music are. stfu
>>552358619>>552359109no one unironically respects rob right? there's nothing to respect
>>552360451https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESx_hy1n7HA
>>552362087i like her taste in music
>>552362024why r u doing a hitler salute.. my louky??
>>552362087CANT HEAR YOUBABY PARDON ME YOU DONT WANT NO PART OF MECAUSE SOMETIMES I GET SUCK INSIDE M Y HEADAND I COULD GIVE A FUCK BOUT WHAT YOU SAID>>552362434ty i like sharing music and listening to music>>552362519um... ei ei oooooo or something
>>552362024catbox vrc sex tape onegai!
qrd on ei?
>>552362665no thanks! off topic! i will send it to people in private if theyre brave enough to ask
>>552362159I want to respect her cute puffy biofem vulva with my cock
>>552360451https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3AMLS_Ywg
>>552362297Though you are free I am trappedTrapped in lo-o-o-ve
>>552360451https://youtu.be/aoOoKlStRnU
>>552362890i love you my beautiful red wife
>nobody wants to play with themi could fill the xiv clique...
I have killed many people today.
now that the dust has settled who has the best horn outfit?
>>552363361then ask?
>>552363361do you play good games or just mmos?
>>552363613yeah i play marvel rivals and gachas
>>552358019Anyone that keeps things civil.Too ManySpammersNo OneZaibatsu.
>>552363361You could..what...?
>>552363361i want to play with them but i am shy..
(aphi update)she has a new m2 boyfriendshes also mad at kenzou and crossed his face out
>>552363361if only robposter wasn't a SEAnig and could play with them
>>552363361firing up my free trial to play with them right now
>>552363960>>552363361pls come play we cant get 8 people for unreal / extreme
>>552364114who do i message. im on aether
Feels like my DMs have been shared and laughed at..
>>552360451https://youtu.be/JFJYmFTfWg0?si=5TSGFe10Ki8l3HM5
>>552364219only accepting faerie bunny boys atm>>552364242yeah most likely
>>552362909My devilish friend
>>552364290>faerie bunny boyswait..that's me!
>>552364219message any of the yots xiv players. we normally hang out on crystal but PF is dead here so considering going to aether to fill pf, its just congested is the problem.
>>552364041why do you care so much, xiv collage maker?
>Fria playing with the Yots XIV clique OHNONONONO CLOVERBROS? YOUR GUILD LEAD?
>>552364041thats also kenzou
I wonder how long it'll be until Laeun joins in, she was in the XIV threads posting moaning vocaroos last night.
Your Yotsuba clique parse status in Doomtrain Extreme :3Rob Chidori - HiddenKaze Asca - 97 - Black MageMana Chidori - HiddenMiyu Arnielle - HiddenSani Kitsani - 78 - WarriorTheo Voloux - No ClearsAhoka Fujiwara - No ClearsLouky Hana - 24 - ReaperMaru Schwarzlicht - 37 - ViperRinne Amai - No ClearsShishiro Shiro - 0 - DancerNeto Asriel - No ClearsEllis Carron - HiddenLuna Erina - 30 - White MageMax Godsworn - 28 - GunbreakerRori Kani - No ClearsSmol Shmuel - 18 - NinjaYuzuha Kawanami - No ClearsMayumi Ishiyama - No ClearsAero Fortune - 62 - Scholarhttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/crossworld_linkshell/6b7b5a37c418cb148b378f78186ae44544dae220/
>>552364504see >>552364680
>>552364581>literal who
>>552364581fria is more of a figurehead than a real leader
>>552364738>>552364749cope and seethe. the head of clover likes the yotsuba xiv clique. we won. yotsuba wan
>>552364680obsessed
>>552360451Nee, mou hanasanaidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkIh3hjNKv0
>>552364412I'm on my way.>552364680Bruh.
>i exist btwthank you effete very cool
>>552365087He's one of the only people following the anchor you absolute spoon fed chicken nugget
>>552364886won what exactly?
>>552365175NIGGA MALDING LMFAOOOOO COPE, SEETHE, AND MALD
>>552364581>>552364886>>552364680zaibatsu tranny working overtime today
>>552365290I don't think someone calling you a spoon fed chicken nugget is someone that is angry, they just think you're dumber than an erisposter
>>552365503is that malding i see?
wtf do I even do after completing the story?
I wish I didn’t meet her I wish I never found this game I wish I could move on I wish I could find someone else who makes me feel the same way as she does but I probably never will I hate my life I can’t relax I don’t know what to do
>>552365649this game is brand newthe fuck you doing getting in your feelings for someone so soon?
>>552365649did you confess to her yet
>>552365605try to pry people away from idling long enough to get your gear from m6 runs, then you go idle with them.
>>552364680is faith really the only good player they've got?
>>552360451It's a shame we can't dye the horns at allhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mW4FUe_ySc
>>552355636>im 90% sure its some shitposter who doesnt even play the gamecorrect, rob said no one like that has contacted him
>>552365815when you play the easiest class next to viper, it's hard to suck at the game
>>552360451sailing levels?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF9oBwNnejg
>>552365850wow this has to be the first time you’ve ever posted a screenshot here, queen
>>552365815wait until I join their party, I just need to clear several DLCs first
>>552365740>>552365781What do I do
>>552364736I understand hating the clique even if I don't agree, but why the aphi/robposter obsession? Just confess without being a schizo
>>552365649How did you fall in love with her?
>>552366201but I've posted a few times.. I even did a holiday one like the day before Christmas eve! >>55236608596
>>552365815My nigga Ame would clear if he wanted to
>>552366312seek therapy
>log in>don't say gumo or guni>log out
>>552366397
>>552366519medication
>>552366397ohh, must’ve missed it. you’re my favourite f3 please post more screenies!
>>552366783anon.. that's an f2
>>552366312tell them, get rejected, learn from your cringe
where do I get a bpdemon m1 bf
>>552366942this but m2
>>552367079senny quit sorry
>>552364041Those are both Kenzou. Also get a grip you retard
>>552367079eru, paisha >>552366942vox
>>552365465Nobody on earth believes this you retard
uh oh he replied. zaiba tranny melty
>>552367242>voxI'd rather die alone
hurting my friend airona-chan hurting my friend airona-chan pain with airona-chan.
uh oh xhe replied with quoting my post actual yotsutranny melty lol
>unoriginal vox hate for the 8274784th timereal funny yall
>>552367242not a single person with bpd here
>>552364041>she's mad at kenzou to post kenzouwhat did shitposter mean by this ?
>>552367601it's okay vox i like hanging out with you
>>552367601it’s a tiny group in Yotsuba that keep shitposting him for some reason when he’s just a bit of a weird guy but harmless.
>>552358019someone who picks my outfits in xivsomeone who picks my outfits in vrcsomeone who doesnt pick my outfitssomeone who does the first two but lewd and then tells me to follow them to a crowdyotsuba
>>552367631I have Blue Protocol Disorder
>>552367964when his xiv is leaked you're gonna laugh at him too
>>552368058and yet no one does it
>>552364985Asobi ni ikou yohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPLqsLsooJY
>>552360451Really not sure how I can fit these stupid horns into different outfits.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUPGLYYT4bchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4ccrMBMJM0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n755aSliI8>>552358019MEME AGAINAll of you, DISGUSTANG, PAHTOO!Haven't had an orange crush in a while but if I did it would be all mine ya freak.Clover
yotsuba wan!
>>552360451I finally took off the christmas outfitI'll probably put it back on later...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWh9l8RSkPk
>>552365850azy my wife...
>>552358019myselfmyself(You) myself
>clare>fria>cayde>y'aruwhat a nightmare blunt rotation
>>552367964as far as i know there's only one guy in yotsuba that has issues with him and doesnt care enough to shitpostfind a better boogeyman
>>552361942i dont like it as well but i will spam it using my f3 body with f1 voice just to spite you
>>552369075>no faithdid they finally break up?
>>552369154louky literally said hes the 1 person she'd turn down for vrc sex
>>552365850get in the egg.
>>552369191he on a date with rob
>>552369198yes, we're talking about the same person
>>552369278aphi hates him too btw
>>552369332xiv collager we do not care about your crush
>>552369332that one doesnt even post anymore after getting skinwalked
>>552369424you realize the xiv collager is... in the xiv clique, right? how else would they known to link obscure names to bpsr players
be honest with me, what makes you shitpost this dying mmo thread so much? is it pure hate for the game or certain anon, or is it just out of boredom?
>>552369571Everyone knows it's sani btw
>>552369198>louky literally said hes the 1 person he'd turn down for vrc sexftfy
>>552369571eris stream probably
>>552367987Hi cocona
>>552369664there's a certain narrative thats been pushed really hard that's just there to make a certain anon feel bad indirectly and that guy has really dedicated schizosit doesnt seem to be working tho
>>552369780>eris clique will turn the entire thread upside down blaming it on everyone but themselvesyou love to see it. stop shitposting vox now, kthx
>>552369803how did you know..???
>>552368685but that's not a feature yet..
>>552369571still weird to shitpost your crush instead of just inviting them to the clique
>>552369904A master knows his pet very well...
>>552369895>somehow knows the identity of random names>somehow able to access the avatars of common names like "max" and "rob" >somehow knows when eris wakes up to start shitposting at the exact time>b-but it's not someone in our clique and guild!
post your character if you hate the yotsuba clique
AUUUUUUGGGHHHH MY CLOVERWIVES:AcediaAlice 1Alice 2Alice 3Alice 4Alice 5Alice 6AmaeAnubisAynvBwehhhCaraChimooChireiChlorisClareCrowCyreneDanmakuDuduEmpyreanEpheriaEstiFallFentanylHarblzHiroKalinkaKatagewaKawaiitelyKinokomonKiraKkllKoyoteLaeunLatisLiqussLiruLynsiMaruMaxMeimeiPonPyknosRenRikaRokaSakanaSansorikSaoriSarissaSinsaboSurinTenshiVesperaWaxxuWerin
>>552369895I wish vox nothing less than what he deserves.
>>552369938well, when it is.. will you.. maybe.. consider me..
AUUUUUUGGHHH MY CLOVERHUSBANDS:AzmiAzriceCallahanChillyGenmaGingaEiyuuMjanIrardIsaacMadoxMakuNjorQbeyQuarkRimanahSairou
>>552369984okay then dm me a outfit
>>552370135
>they're flirting openly in the thread nowGET A ROOM FOR FUCKS SAKEgiwtwm
>>552369984sylnara>>552370306coconathey are? master and pet, but also lovers
>check my twitch to find a dumb video>realized i have new notifications>got gifted a tier 1 sub to that streamI'm... kind of impressed really. I only tuned in out of curiosity for all of 20 seconds and somehow still managed to get gifted. I fucking kneel gamer.
I believe in a brighter tomorrow.Everyone will love season 2.The thread will be about the game.All the guilds will be friends and have weekly orgies.Vagueposting will be postive and encouraging.Enemies will become friends and friends will become lovers.I love you /bpsrg/
>>552370135>>552370449that tells you that they're literally samefag astroturfing and the actual total pool of viewers is like, 50 at most in the last month
>>552370431i just asked him, it wasnt
>>552370561This is my wife...
>>552370273you'd have to actually message me..
>>552370608>sylnara bro did you post that thing in the thread in response to cocona?no fucking way you asked him this. god DAMN you're autistic nigga. he's the fucking guild lead he's got important matters to attend to and your ass is asking dumb ass shit
>>552370694>you're autistic niggayes!!
>>552370087i know youre pretending to be retarded, but its not that hard to figure it out if you were xivniggers from decade ago
>>552370671i will... i promise... i-i think you're pretty... and i've had a thing for you for a while...but you're quiet and hard to approach...
>>552371009I thought that was cum on your cheek
>>552370608>>552370798>all it takes to kill the shitposter narrative is simply asking the guy yourselfif only half the residents of this thread could figure this out
>>552371009I don't bite, honest
everything said about me in the thread is true ... just so you know ...
>>552370431Not Sylvara but Cocona's true owner.
>>552371009She was quiet all of beta too. I think she might be autistic.
>>552364581O danchou, my danchou!
>>552371193watch your fucking mouth when talking to my future EB nigga
>>552369075>no robyour narrative of him being the mastermind behind all the spam is falling apart.
>>552371525he was in their alliance raid and trials earlier today and left like 10 mins before that pic btw. still a viewer on the viewer list btw. heard of opsec?
>>552370449I was viewbotting some vtuber for my twitch drops and got gifted a sub.Some people really have too much money to spend.
>>552371625please tell me more, schizoposter
>>552371670he also posted that 67 gpose pic next to faith and eris here. that was never posted in xivg or anywhere. you think he's not shitposting?
>thinking rob would care enough to shill a catgirlat least make it a femra so your story is convincing enough, your rob shitposts are very weak
I keep falling asleep earlier than usual, winter month just does this to me
>>552371176Lientri?
>>552371838This is Ame btw she sleeps in 1-2h intervals like a princess
>>552371739nice how can you tell
>>552371091Don't worry, I dm'd an outfit anyway in response. Now you can come up with theories to keep this zombie thread going for another day.
>>552369075>FriaOUR LEADER BETRAYED US
>>552369075>Check the linkshell>Fria and Clare joined itLMFAOOOOO
>>552372078See I resubbed as well but shit like this ensures that I will never play with people outside of my clique.
>>552371739faith took that picture, have you ever seen rob posting pictures here?
>>552360451what other game should we post about?
oh lookme so horny
>>552371739i bet you also think he's the one doing the "rob here" posting
>>552372161if you’re gonna run defense for Rob this badly go marry him and end up like Koto.
>>552371176Rob Chidori
>>552371838Winter time is comfy
Is there a list of blacklisted anons from joining Yotsuba?
>>552372152Real dude, this shit sucks. Also I JOINED just now too, why am I not getting schizo'd too?
>>552372283so you're the one obsessed with his ex?
>more and more people jumping ship to xivit's so over for us bwos...
>>552372408BBLL and maybe kitzu
>>552372408after the events of today, everyone from zaibatsu
>>552372408>>552372457don’t forget senny!
it's almost as if streaming your clique is a bad idea if you don't want to get them all schizoposted
>>552372152Can you elaborate what's wrong with the joining? Or is your issue something else? I might be autistic because I don't understand what the problem is.
>>552372457and kyoppi
why is anon obsessed with rob and his ex? i saw him posting his ex's friendlist in xivg and just trying to shitpost him about itwhat did he do to deserve all of that?
>>552360451the inn is full of succubi but me f1 angel knight heavenward remains purehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lXD0vv-ds8
>>552372526nobody here gives a shit about him, he left on his own>>552372565you're right i did
>>552358736Hoooly. I really gotta get back to the fishing grind. I don't even think I have 1 mythical yet.
>>552372529you dont reason with schizos
>>552372526id welcome him back with open arms
will s2 revive the game or should I cut my losses and speedrun dawn trail so I can join the crosslink and game with some anons?
>>552372580wife
>>552372685dawntrail is on sale rn
>>552369198would louky say yes if i asked for vrsex with her right now?
id welcome my crush with wide cut open arms
>>552372653getting the first mythical is very easy if you need it for the gold trophyI got it and i'm not even fishing lvl 3
>>552372637speak for yourself anon, i want senny to come back so i can publicly humiliate him into talking and being more social
>>552372872make him cum by bullying him
>>552372872let me rephrase thenmost people dont care outside some creepy faggots
>>552372872It’s funny Senny ended up being a leaker schizo as one of the few wallflowers who never did anything with the guild. It’s always either the loudest spergouts or the most quiet mysterious niggas.
>>552372818>deletedschizo....
>>552372818you really have nothing better to do in your pathetic life than making these cringe posts nobody gives a shit about. its crazy.
>>552372998is senny xivcollager I need to know for my robposter crackship
i wonder who the schizo is and what eris and rob do to get him to behave that way
>>552372998>leaker schizo>posted publicly available pictures of characters
>>552372775Please crush over me
>>552373137Does he even play anymore? Idunno doesn’t come up on the friend finder.
>crosslink now open to non yotsuba playersdamn bpsrg crosslink?? ive never interacted with almost all the names in there though and i don’t want them to think im weird
>>552373349changed his name
>yotsuba secures their inner circle within the crossworld linkshell>starts accepting outsiders
>jiggu changed out of the bikiniguess there's no point in going to the inn anymore
Need someone to crush on me f3 too
need someone to crush my f1 skull
>>552373151Collage posting is putting anonymous users on blast and showcasing them when they might not want to be showcased.As it stands, you cannot identify the entire roster of usernames in a guild.You also cannot identify their personal space avatar if they have a common name that won’t come up on friend add. So, yes. Posting collages of every single user in a guild is leaking/doxxing and you’re fucking retarded if you think otherwise. Not every person in a guild wants their fucking character IGN, and avatar shown to the fucking world especially when the thread is rampant with schizos.
need someone to handhold my f1
got to hold hands with a cute f1 yesterday, was a good day.
>>552372580
>>552373982sylnara post
>>552374087i can't believe they're gonna corrupt the angel knight....
>>552374098>he thinks sylnara cares enough about that shitlol, lmao eventhat guy's a doormat
>>552373982nigga what? just don’t join a thread guild then
>>552372504The fuck does this mean
>if you're a blood (clover) you can't play games with a crip (yotsuba)
>>552374262it means xhe's off xer meds
>>552374163should do what i do to avoid corruption and just stay logged out...
>>552374337Yotsuba and Zaiba are blood and crips clover isn’t relevant and we do not think about you ever
zaiWHO?
>>552374368you might avoid corruption but you're not helping stop the spread.. you're just letting it take over..
me gay as hell faggy as hell fruity as hell twinkie m2 needs a boyfriend preferably a m1 so we can frot and have gay faggy sex all day in front of evernyan
Yotsuba x Zaibatsua love forbidden...
>>552374557me m1 wants your big juicy cock....
>>552374572If Yotsuba and Zaibatsu were to arrange a marriage which anon would each guild send to be wed?
>>552360451Preparing my aura for S2. 2 more weeks!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlk7AzBMmOA
>>552374572name your yotsuba/zaibatsu crush
>>552374704Scrubp x Ame
>>552374087>far right girl still has her virgin hornsLMAO THIS BITCH OLD AS HELL AND SHE'S STILL A VIRGIN!
>>552374378based and yotsubapilled post
>>552374704big names for the symbolic factorY: detective watson Z: scrub >>552374714Y: cat or jiggu Z: hecate or azyrea (my beta crushes!!)
>zaibafull of two faced trannies who shitpost here every single day.
>>552374864i prefer fun posting thank you, like calling anons cute
>>552374909(You)re cute anon
amerubp or whatever you are calling it will NEVER happen stop posting about it
>>552374864Woah there... I'm not a tranny. Uncalled for.
>>552374683in game location? let’s meet
>>552374864I'm transparent about hating everyone in my line of sight though
>>552372408Laeun
>>552374996not as cute as you!
>>552374998it’s scrubmep(lease), and it will happen so long as we don’t get a ascy strikes back episode
Everyone in Zaibatsu is a failed ebin.
this guy sure talks about trannies a lot
>3 instant replieseverytime
i am known as eris’s schizokun. AMA
>>552375190here's another reply
>>552374465it will leave me alone because wallflowers arent noticed
bwos the xiv fomo is hitting me harder than ever beforei don't think i can last much longer...
>silver nappo train>oh cool i need some of those>go to apply to party>2/5oh okay fuck you too..
>>552375256Pray, return to the Waking Sands...
>random new crackshipQRD? Why are people shipping these two now?
>>552375256same except im stuck on long trial queue times for post EW msq, i can’t even get around to the dawn trail msq yet without waiting 10 mins for some bullshit trial and pray it fills up from roulette niggas
>>552374803it don't necessarily mean you're THAT yknow... sometimes they just come in late, and uh, other possible reasons... et cetera... so s-shuddup...
>>552372787Is it not luck-based?
Despite threats me F1 Angel Knight remains pure, but the night is young and I remain vigilanthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLISWN0RGZE
>>552375256you can play with my m2
>>552375459can you shut the fuck up senny
New Ame dropped
>>552375453nice picture IDIOT
>>552375453THEY GOT MY IMAGE
The state of this general compared to a month ago is incomparable. What the FUCK happened, explain it in 3 words or less.
>>552375350They had a moment in the last thread. scrubp called him his gf
>>552375589game sucks dick
>>552375589Nothing to do.
>>552375590Amescalon is still the true ending
>>552375569>>552375453ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
>>552375419it is but you can force the luck to be on your sidewait for the bobber to dip 4 times, and catch on the fifth dipesc out if it dips any less than thatonce it's hooked, if the fish is reeling in easy, esc resetif it's not struggling left or right, esc resetyou need culinary lvl 10 to make the highest tier bait to catch it, buy the mats from the homesteadused 5 baits for my catch since you do get some starfish here and there
>>552375589Early MMO Issues
I still cannot believe Fria betrayed all of us Cloverians
>>552375589too many homosexuals
>>552375860sybau zaibatroon
>>552375589not enough homosexuals
>>552375860bitch the entire guild died for me after the cytube thing
Please stop shipping these GAMcesses together I beg of you
>>552375412>>552375569PFFF GIRL THE WAY YOU TRY TO BE MENACING WITH THOSE VIRGIN HORNS LOLOLOL GO GET SOME DICK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'VE HEARD RIMANAH IS A FREE USE SLUT OR FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST FIND QBEY AT THIS POINT LMAO
>>552375941>he's still really upset that a shitflinger got removed from what is supposed to be a friendly meetup movie watch along.
>crush took lovey dovey photos with someone elseAAARHHGHHJFH
>>552375521will Ame white hair for s2?
>Fria walks right into the sekrit yotsuba club and slaps Eris' asshe can't keep getting away with it
Is Marksman the worst class?
>>552376225Deter Shot alone makes it not the worst class.
I'm going back to bed and sleeping again
>>552376165If it's a habitual photo taker like Kenzou, Njor or Empyrean you shouldn't worry they just like to do some RP in their photos without attaching strings.If it's someone who doesn't do those kind of photos with anyone else it might be over for you Also initial drop them right nyeow .
>>552376225maybe if you play wildpack and hate your dps being the lowest on endgame despite having the most versatile kit and least effort to play
>>552375453my f2 wants to corrupt this f1..
>>552376635so does me F1.. we should teach her a lesson together
>>552375264is it meeeee?
>>552376373>If it's a habitual photo taker like Kenzouyou now realize he hasnt taken couple pictures with anyone in weeks besides the same two people
>>552376373>Also initial drop them right nyeow .N-Nyo it would be too obvious...
>>552376702sounds like a good plan!
>>552375941the steam group killed clover
>>552360451https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U-pP38xmL8>>552376225marksman is really cool!! i love deter shot!!!!
>>552376964it wouldn't give away yourself, thoughcould be literally anyone posting thisdo et
>>552375785Thanks for the tips friend. I'll be sure to note that down.
>>552377116what's even the best skill to replace for dungeons where you need it? arrow rain?
>>552377239nta but Focus
>>552376297Rest well...
I wanna stab a few people... (I couldn't afford it I was just looking for places to take some snappies.)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ttGgIQpAUc
>>552376941i hate love triangles, best girl never wins
>>552376165>>552376964The same happened with mine. And I also can't drop their initial for the same reason.Now I wonder if we share the same crush...
starting to think everyone has a crush on kenzou so drop initials because there's no fucking way that's true
the initial is K
>>552377717>starting to think everyone has a crush on kenzou ok Kenzou
I think Hecate has a really cute character.
>>552378001hes the only picture slut I know of, sorry if you are irrelevant
>>552377717there's dozens of Ks tho
>>552378128You're projecting a little bit there sister.
I have a crush on M
>>5523777172nd crush anon here.No... my crush is a Zaiba.That's all you're getting.
>>552378157>>552378190kato has some romantic ones it could be him too but I don't think his are as new as kens
>>552378251>look at my namewait a sec...
>>552377717i know at least 3 anons that had massive crushes on kenny but decided to not act on it because they thought he was dating that one f1 no one types their name correctly
>crush in a 2/5I was too slow...
>>552378584you're all mine...
I keep trying to talk to my crush but she won't stop talking about gameplay, she yapped to me for an hour about which modules I should be using and make me run a script on my computer to work out which combination to use.. I get that she wants to help me do more damage but I just want her down my throat..
>>552378614she's milking me dry right now but we are almost done can you wait another few minutes lil bro?
chilly is the jackie welles of bpsrg
>>552378614Shoot your shot anyway.
>>552378251hopefully it's a different M than my crush
>>552376010sybau rn BITCH
>>552360451https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylFHA2hQPn0
>>552378123agreed
>>552378778Do him proud and make it into the big leagues of uni 2
my m1 woke up
>>552378592elffy or alpha?
My crush? R...etarded.
>>552379398is it meeee?
>>552378251>>552378909I reeeaaally hope we aren't all crushing for the same M...
>>552378259Is it me.....??
>>552379398I like Noir too
>>552379398yeah robs cool
>>552378997my demon queen
>>552379278talihin cumberbatch
>>552378909>>552379449for me? its Max
>>552379132Go back to sleep Genma
robs lamerobs a fucking loserrobs patheticnow stop namedropping him
>>552379939why do you get to do it...
>>552354069How long does it take to get the horns?
>>552380312got it day one in just a few hours but I was super confused so it probably was slow
>>552379474Maybe...
>>5523803127 turn-ins of 900 points (you can see the amount on your buffs/debuffs section) will get you the horns. Ideally you want to do it when the bosses spawn as you can get the most points during that just picking up people who drop on the floor.
>>552380312and >>552314609 for infolike that other anon said it takes a few turn ins. you can probably do it in an hour if you know what you're doing
>>552360451https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBNykqKslPw
I was kinda excited for the horns but not so much now that everyone and their stepmothers are wearing them.
>>552381771It's like a fad. You're hip if you wear them. Too bad it's hard to get good color matches unless you roll black and pink.
>>552381771basically any new cosmetic is gonna hvae a surge of people wearing it initially unless it's truly awful looking..
[Confession]Whenever someone returns my "feelings" I lose all interest
>>552382195you're an avoidant cunt, get help
>>552382240They're boring after I've won, I'm not afraid of intimacy
>>552382390We know Noir
>>552382390you are deathly afraid of what lies beyond the mutual attraction which is why you lose interest. you can either admit you have a problem and get professional help or you can die alone.
>>552382520Not hitting close to home, try again
me f1 will be dying alone despite loving intimacy...
>>552382656same sis
>>552382656my f2 plans to solve that by having too many cats
>>552382656You can be intimate with me
>>552377581>best girls>two bpdemonsat this point ken is best girl
Any two person mounts coming out soon that don't cost tickets?
>>552384818jiggu is a two person mount and costs nothing
>>552384840f1s have three holes?
one day my f2 will speak her mind without fear
>>552384757so he will end cucked and alone, yeah ken is best girl
I know this is a terribly unpopular opinion but I'm actually quite fond of Effy.
us wallflowers serve no purpose
>>552385508We know, Ken
>>552385521you are the consumersyou are here to partake in the dramayou are the audiencewe do it allfor(you)
>>552385508>unpopular opinionwhat you on about? effy's great and i'm glad they found each otherit seems genuine from both sides too so i hope it lasts
>>552385521as long as you look up my skirt im happy
>>552385508One of the most fun and interesting people I've meet in years, whom I hope to be close to for the foreseeable future.
>>552385521we help progress the guild levels wdym
>>552385521Stop letting yourself be labeled and diminished, you're just quiet but it doesn't mean what you do think and say has any less importance than anyone who simply talks more than you.
I can't stop thinking about you.
>>552385521I'm interested in getting to know a wallflower but don't want to put too much pressure on them so I'm just going to take things slowly. I think the quietest people tend to be the most nice and sincere.
>>552386740Go to bed, Vox. Fucking loser.
>>552386740that sucks hoe b/c i am never talking 2u again LOL
>>552386740giwtwm
>>552386740https://youtu.be/dGw3w_njQ4g
I can't stop thinking about murdering people as a banelord...
>>552384818could i get a real answer...cn gods pls
can you all stop sending heart aironas when you don't really mean it?
>>552382424
>>552386740Stop thinking about me
>>552387726but i'm sending my love to my friends
>>552387726You can send love without being "in love" you know.
>>552382195>>552382390>>552382609relationships and intimacy aren't a competition to be won but an experience to share and connect. you should consider getting assistance with narcissistic traits like this so that you don't continue to hurt or impede yourself over and over, whether you realize it or not.
>>552387726it looks too goofy to be taken seriously.
>>552386740xiv collager, what do you see in her? why go to these lengths?
>>552387726I'm going to find out who you are and send you a platonic airona heart
>>552387958>>552387985>>552388042>>552388108stop before you break my heart
>>552388227me f2 uses them to show her love and affection to her friends, she hopes you can understand and would bring it up with her if you don't like them.
>>552388227No. I'm going to be your friend.
my friends don't send me airona love hearts :(
>>552388875my friend refuses to message me in game after adding him on discord and only sends airona hearts if I try to talk in game
>>552388875i usually wait for them to send more cutesy emotes before i send them.. slightly worried people will take it the wrong way like that one anon.
>>552388875I'll become your friend and send you airona hearts.
https://files.catbox.moe/qwnnh4.jpegmy f3+ with airona
How would you confess to an autistic gameplayfag?
>>552388875cuz you don't want to be friends with me
>>552389272Take them OOBing, then send an airona heart.
>>552389272pretty sure it's about the same as anyone else, you have to talk to them and be fairly upfront with it
>>552389272Ask them to run m20 with you
>>552389272she's already takenI tried
>>552389456I'd cum instantly if someone did this to me
>>552389272My suggestion:Get their guard down first by trying to do content with them first. If you've played with them for a while you'll likely be considered a friend by them.From there you can probe to see how they feel about you. How do they react to a flirty message? How do they respond to attempts to add them out of game or othergame? If they react positively maybe eventually be upfront with them and tell them you like them. If they react negatively, time to move on anon.
>>552389272Unironically, whale a lot and do MS dungeons with them.
>>552389272Firstly you need to be as about as good as them or better than them at video games. If you suck at video games then don't even bother trying.
>>552389272You need to be an autistic gameplayfag to attract other autistic gameplayfags but if you are one then you're not going to want to confess to anyone. You probably wouldn't even realize you like someone you'd just think of the person as being a very good friend instead of a regular friend.
I like m2s that are bad at games, carrying cute and pathetic men gives me life
>>552360451Man, after grinding the event for a bit, I'm way more hornier then before! D:
What even counts as being a gameplayfag in this game? Any examples?
>>552389889people who play them game, mainlylike doing stimens and masters even though there's no reason for you to do it, just to help people
>>552389884come play with me f3 at the inn bed
>>552389021my friend also stopped sending me airona love after i added him on discord instead, he sent me an anime girl blushing gif now
>>552389557>>552389758The only thing we do together are the raids, she rarely invites me to dungeons. I don't deal a lot of damage because I whaled on cosmetics only.I will try to invite her to a grind farm, or ask her to carry my score, and try to strike a conversation.
>>552389272Buy them far-sea weapon and they will consent to being your wife
>>552390171me f3 is for sale for the cost of a far-sea weapon
>>552389889Depends on what kind of gameplay fag. Theres Lifeskillers like Chuuni who spends all their time doing life skills. And there's one Alice who spends time helping people catch up for example.
>>552389272this >>552390171but unironically.If you buy her some orbs, she will be grateful and you can start talking more and invite her to shit.
>>552389512It better not be Node...
My m1 doesn't need intimacy.
don't try to buy someone's affection with orbs you fucking creeps
>>552389272I think they're already taken. No harm in trying to be friends though.
>>552390473my affection can be bought and this is the price
>>552390034After killing 2 more Celestials (Forgot to open the chest like a tard due to watching Youtube video about space and aliens)
>>552390454your m1 will get some anyway where are you tell me
>>552372247hehe
>>552390506Same. Alternatively, my F1 Iaido can marry (You) if you have a T5 Tina.
I joined a 2/5 started by gameplayfags and the team chat history was literally 4 hours of them discussing game mechanics, M20 strategies, and their upgrade plans for Season 2. If you can't do at least that much then don't even bother.
>>552390642you can see PARTY CHAT HISTORY??? please be lying
>>552390628I have T5 tina but I prefer using crab/flier.. sorry
>>552385508effy is pretty great
>>552390717yes, i saw it all during the raid party.
I joined a 2/5 started by a social anon and a wallflower and the chat history was 3 hours of them talking about other games and random bullshit with jokes and flirting every so often. It was like reading a romcom where the girl starts to get a crush on the lead after a few episodes.
>>552390717yeah you can
>>552390787need that so bad
>>552390423I wonder if someone confessed to Node. I could see people being infatuated with her.>>552390073You need to start doing more together first and talk to them, get to know each other. And if you have money, anon is right, buy them the fucking orbs.
>>552390717Yes all you have to do is scroll up and it will load the entire party chat history.I hope you weren't having a lovey dovey conversation prior to inviting others to run content with you and your partner. ALWAYS remake the party first.
>>552390765>>552390836so hypothetically when my 2/5 got saucy then started a party for reset....
>>552390930yes
>>552390930People need to scroll up in j menu in party on purpose to get stuff to load. Most people aren't going to do that anon. But if they did...Rip you.
>>552390916>>552390949alright well it was a good run but I think I need to quit this game now goodbye
>>552390642Can you share the first letters?
>>552390583man wtf, this place has rotted my brain. I read "Yotsuba video" instead of "Youtube video"
>>552390930i've actually only seen it once and it wasn't that bad. only your nosy close friends are likely going to point it out though.
>>552391026It's highly unlikely anyone saw anything.. I know if I did I'd tease them about it if we were friends and just ignore it otherwise
>>552391052No they're good people I don't want to dox and bring them attention in any way.
>>552391026
>>552391129What guild are they from? At least share that one.
>>552391026i would just be incredibly jealous even if it was embarrassing erp talk.
>>552390734My one chance gone...Seems I'll be stuck being a USELESS Iaido forever...
>>552391153Why are you so interested?
>>552391026I've seen this occur before and I just thought it was really cute lol
>>552376165>>552377584why not just ask them for photos, sisters?
>>552391216I know a few gameplayfags, two of them being often in 2/5. I want to warn them if that's them.
>>552389889That still play?N***R******E**S*****C******s*****M***T***N**B****
>>552391313...then you should just warn them regardless anyways? I already did your job for you if you're thinking of the same 2/5 I'm thinking of.
>>552360451>Get horns>Get 666https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxnN05vOuSM>>552391056kek
I've asked my crush for pictures, secretly taken ones where we're kissing and taking a wholesome one for my wall as a cover up
>>552391413anon would be creepy if I told them I know they're in 2/5 outright
>>552391448fucked up not sharing the pictures with them...
i have secret screenshots kissing most m2s and when i finally have enough to fill a photowall page they're going up
>can't see all the cute flirty talk chat history from the 2/5s anymore because somebody spilled the beans
>>552391405>can't remember names of my coworkers>immediately know all nicknames on this listbros....
>>552391768i also want to clarify yes even THAT one
>>552391856share, i only figured out 5
>>552391853Anon, I can never show my face to my guild again....
>>552391853anons have a right to their privacy
>>552392029you're right, i'm just joking. i love all my 2/5 friends even though i'm secretly seething at them for having a special somebody.
>>552391274I could but I'm not sure if their partner would be ok with it, even if they've been really cool so far.I value our friendships before anything else and don't want to risk causing unnecessary drama for anyone...
I've known about party chat history for a long time but never told anyone because I'm afraid they'd think I'm weird for even trying to scroll up the chat history in the first place.
>>552376165>>552377584i just noticed the couples photos of some guildies recently and i had to do a doubletake when i saw them. everybody is finding a 2/5 except me........
>>552392420In my experience, most anons who do those pics aren't actually claimed. Some of them are, and sometimes the two of them are close enough that they could develop into something more, but most of the time it's merely two anons being cute.
>>552392731yeah, no way ken actually has that many love interests
>>552392420>>552376165Anon, your crush is probably friends with them. You'd be surprised how many friends take lovey photos and how few people are in actual relationships here. Just ask them if they're single during a comfy night
is there a reason why you all seem to place so much importance on the e-dating relationships between GAM
>>552392850Literally this. I've been shipped twice now despite not being in a relationship with anyone.
>>552392420As someone who takes pics with anyone who asks, I've started hiding the more shippy stuff because people assume things. Even then, some people take completely tame sitting/standing duo pics as me being full on paired.That said, I doubt you are referring to me.
>>552392956we all want to find happiness, or at least experience it vicariously through somebody else
>>552392956there's no content right now and I'm bored, once season two is out I won't care but can't say the same for others, current crackship is xivcollagerxrobposter btw
>>552392731what if most of a photo wall page is composed of them?
so theoretically if one of you guys joined party and saw me doing kiss and hug emoting to another anonwould you pretend you didn't see it
>>552393237ken had a full page of aphi and they weren't together
>>552392956I MUST SEE MY SHIP COME TO LIFETHIS IS NOT UP FOR DEBATE
grabbing f1's by the horns so you can kiss them better
>>552392420>>552376165>>552393237I have a friend who has a page full of romantic photos with their other friend. I was interested and asked her about that.>we're friends and i like taking cute scenic photos lolnigga just ask them
>>552393275i wouldn't admit i looked at the chat unless we were close friends already, but i usually scroll through chat histories just for curiosity's sake.
>>552393480>>we're friends and i like taking cute scenic photos lolanon you do realize this is the most cop out answer someone can give rightit's like someone inviting their boyfriend over to their bedroom and saying that he's just a friend and they were only playing video games together overnight
>>552393275I don't scroll up because I'm not a psychopath
>>552393469is it mine..
>>552393596If you feel your crush would lie about something like that, you're not good enough for them anyway, you realize that?
>>552393596if they care enough about you, they'll tell you the truth before you get your feelings hurt.
>>552393480>>552393596nobodys asked me before but id be honest about it
god i want to confess and make a certain autistic gameplayfag my wife but i just know she's not interested fuckfuckfuckFUCKFUCK FUCKKKK!!!!
>>552393870always shoot your shot anon
me f1 has only been confessed to once and it was by the wrong m2 sigh
>>552392850I would love to fill my entire photo wall with romantic looking pictures with others but I doubt I could find many people to do that with and I imagine it would cause a lot of weird misunderstandings.
>>552393870the heart of an autistic gameplayfag can be won with orbs anonOne autistic gameplayfag from my guild recently complained she has no orbs left. If I wasn't poor, I'd get them a new year gift and start talking about life and shit, get to know each other. Do that.
>>552393870and never will be anon, simply move on
>>552393870I've already given up on my gameplayfag crush. It's really obvious she's interested in someone else. Some things aren't meant to be.
my f1 wants to follow a m or f 2 or 3 around and call them daddy
>>552393237it's still a coinflip, you can EASILY snowball into only taking pics with the same person between hanging out a lot over time, and other anons assuming you're a thing so they never ask you for pics
>>552393870do you just like her because she's kind and outgoing? are you sure your personalities are compatible?
>>552394039Did she even know you liked her or did you just assume she doesn't give a fuck about you anon?
>>552393596even if you're close friends who like being cute in this anime mmo together and there's some romantic tension, there's still a big leap between that and actually dating someonethere are countless reasons why people might still be incompatible irl, for me the biggest one is distance being more than either of us want to deal with
>>552393984Someone would really need to like the person to get them a>new year's giftI don't think people here are serious enough to do that when they talk about their crushes bro.
>>552394113She orbits another anon every time they show up at the inn or in world chat. It's so painfully obvious that it makes me wonder if she's doing it on purpose.
>>552390423
>>552394239there's also a big gap between edating and irl dating, no? the former is still far more common in mmos, and could happen on a whim.
>>552394363Node is single.I asked her when i got drunk on new year's eve..
>>552393645(m)aybe
>>552394423WE ARE SO BACK
>>552394274nigga that is called having friends
What the fuck is wrong with you people
>>552394423somebody else confessed to her right after and captured her heart. i'm sorry, anon.
YAMERO
node's a dude
>>552394061come sit on me f3's lap, little one~
You aren't allowed to have friends other than myself or I will get really jealous.
>>552394423LET'S GOOOOO!!!
>>552394423LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>552394710This is me too and I fucking hate it
>>552394675you a misandrist or something? boys deserve to be loved too. especially if they're cute.
>>552394423seems like I asked her out after you
>>552394676where are you..?
>>552394415true, I was conflating them too much
>>552394415There is, but even if you're edating you want to not be in a timezone difference of 5+ hours.If every time I want to do something with my SO there's a scheduling hell why are we even together?I don't want every social call to be as difficult as scheduling DnD.
You were a wallflower. Nobody knew who you were. You didn't even exist btw. I found you. I invited you to the dungeon and raid parties. I brought you into the conversations. I gifted you the orbs to buy that cute outfit. I taught you how to talk to other people and be social. I made you who you are today. I did everything for you.Why aren't you mine yet? Why aren't you mine yet? Why aren't you mine yet? Why aren't you mine yet? Why aren't you mine yet? Why aren't you mine yet? Why aren't you mine yet? Why aren't you mine yet? Why aren't you mine yet?
>>552394423unironically considering getting her borbs but i'm poor
>>552395234did you ask?
>>552392731>>552392850>>552393041>>552393480I'll see what I can do!K-Kind of afraid they'll read all this and tease me about it though, so I can't say more. Thank you anons.
>>552395234>I gifted you the orbs to buy that cute outfit.phew.. not me..
>>552395234yikes took me 1 post and I know why
i wish i was gifted borbs
I hate this stupid bugged mail i have from the fireworks cause it makes the J thing have a ! and I get excited thinking someone actually messaged me while I was offline and it's just the mail
i want to be adopted by an extrovert but i'm not a true wallflower. i'm just trying to put up a social facade until i lose the energy to continue on.
>>552395467samewhen are they fixing this
You hugging, kissing, cuddling and hand holding with me f3 in a completely platonic fashion.
reading this thread hurts because no one is crushing on or interested in me
>>552396145hint? i can try
>>552395738When are (We) fixing this?All we have to do is message each other.
>>552395302That'd be a terrible idea anon.Not only cause she's smart enough to see straight through it, but also cause you'd feel like you're owed something when things inevitably go south.
my f1(left)(introvert) needs a f1(right)(extrovert) like this to seduce a m-ojisan or f2/3 together with then stay as their pet together
>>552396145dw anon the one doing it at me is just a shitposter anyway..
>>552396179m2 yotsuba
my f2 is like this
only 1 piece left...
>>552396526is that 'setto?
>>552396262why lie? aphi sexpests all yotsuba m2s
>>552396262>m2I'm so sorry anon...
>>552396586kaiba?
>>552395302If you loved her, you'd get her borbs anonymously while talking to her just to see her get excited.
>>552396281i hope no one thinks my f2 posted this
>anons unironically thinking about buying her borbsIs Node just the new Noir now? Their names are even both four letters and start with N.
>>552394819hiding out in the world!~
>>552396862hmpf boring
>>552396526You get a chest from the event, so 2 chests in total so far. Why even farm it? We will probably get chests for the full set. And the glam is just a bonus for M6 farming gear.
>>552396850I have never seen them both in the same room either. I think I'm onto something here.
>>552397050i am just grinding the friendsloppa with the trial dungeon, the gloves are just a bonus, so now i justw ait for the second chest.(used the first one for the mask)
why the sudden love for gameplayfags? i thought we only liked idlers who othergame all the time here?
>>552397005Give me a good hint and I'll try to find you today~ Like your ability score or something..
>>552396850Anons are just getting desperate because nothing else seems to work.They don't understand though that Node is very self-conscious (as an autist who had to learn peoples intentions) and doing that would make the situation even more complicated.
>>552397272they're the least likely to be taken at this point
>>552396850I don't know her but nothing wrong with gifting something to someone you like, even if you're just friends
>>552396145Don't worry anon, things can always be worse. You could be crushed on after only interacting for a short time with someone, or you could have someone who can't decide if they want to commit to you, or you could have friends who you'd only want to stay friends start fighting with each other...
>>552397437w-why does it seem like you're speaking from experience...?
>>552397437i would know who this was if you didnt use proper capitalization and punctations & not this easy in the day.sounds like its a common thing
almost 200 of the posts in this thread are mine and I'm not sure how to feel about it
>>552397690>easyearly
>>552397521I've encountered all flavors of these within the last three /vg/ games I was a part of, including this one.>>552397690>i would know who this washighly unlikely in general desu
this general is so fucking gay holy shit
>>552398027Thanks, I'm doing my best
>>552398173m1 for this feel?
>>552398276t**You didn't hear it from me, I'm just spotting my bro
the more i interact with node, the more i think about how pathetic he really is. no, im not johnny, mesugaki deserved everything that happened to them. never meet your heroes, i guess
>>552398520
>a nearby f1 looked at me like thisw-what do?
>>552396526Congrats!>>552397050There's still 2 weeks left so might as well fill time with alittle bit of farming between new event and other weeklies.
This event fucking sucks bros.
>>552399141why doesn't jiggy look at me like this
>>552398973The whole situation was bad for everyone involved but I'm not gonna hold a grudge forever over all of them for it. I only feel bad for those who ended up quitting over it instead of moving to other guilds because some of them genuinely felt like they wanted to play. Not any of those names mentioned but a former gaki who just wanted to share their voice on it.
>>552399279I liked it. It's more boss fights rather than gimmick instant kill shit, and it's faster to farm out
>>552399320she hates you
>>552399320I wish Jiggu would look at my f2 like that.
>>552399475sorry, when i said "them" i meant the one who holds power there. no offense toward the victims
>>552399481The cocoon pops lag like hell because the game's instances aren't designed for this many people, just like how there were horrible lag spikes when world bossing was popular.The event itself feels like another flavor of void idling, even with the low chance of pvp memes happening.
>>552399883>void idlingI'm coming for the idlers
Got my horns so I might as well share how I did it.Simply put, just keep swapping lines until you find a line where the energy is going down, but it seems pretty deserted. Get on your mount (thanks for the dog carry) and run around and grab the boxes and turn in cargo. You can also swap to a populated spot that's in the energy gathering phase and walk up to people with the signs and get all 4 signs from them, then go grab the thingy at the wall that gives 400 energy to you. This can be done every 30 minutes.Affording the horns took me maybe 30-45m.
>wake up and ask guild if there’s any event parties>nothing guess I’ll try tomorrow
>>552400929OR you could come back later in the day when people wake up and get home from work retard!!!!!
>>552398973Johnny just stop my nigga.
>>552400985No, fuck you.
me f3? the king of the castle(You)? the dirty rascal
>>552401763Fely...
nigga who the fuck cares about node and the pedophile containment guild mesugaki, shut the fuck up you dumb niggers
>>552401964>>552398973johnny woke up
HEEEEERE'S JOHNNY
I woke up again, gumo
>>552400693If I plucked your ahoge, would you die on the spot?
me f1 pillowstrike snoozeblade...
stfu retards
>>552403071gumo
>>552403262I wish I had a pillowstrike snoozeblade
>>552402417idc about node im playing persona now since my fren gifted it to me yippie
My town bicycle spec lust mage
>>552391856Who are they? Fill out the list
>>552391405let's do it boysNodeRimanahEek????scrubpMeruTama????
>>552404235I have literally never seen any of these but Eek play the game
>>552404165>>552404235NodeRoromio/RimanahEekSakana?CaduceonscrubpMeru/Maku/Maru?Tama/Towa?Nym?Butts? Bossu? loldo i win?
>>552401906Blind
>>552404616I don't think they play with yotsuba anon
>>552404235R is 100% Roromio as the list has pretty high specs for what they count as gameplayfags. Rimanah helps out a lot in raids but so do a lot of other people that could have been mentioned
>>552404697I'm not from Yotsuba so that's irrelevant
>>552404640this should be right, but>butts, bossukek
>>552404616Yotsuba really is the last gameplayfag guild standing...
>>552404915I also have never seen anyone from Yotsuba play the game
>>552403117don't do that...I would cry
>>552405212Ahoges are for removal
>>552405253I lost my ahoge to a meguca
>>552404884yeah idk about those two
>>552401763Arby's is pretty cool
>>552391405im a gameplay fag but no one fucking wants me for gameplay so i dont get to do any, i didnt even make it on this list...
>>552408960whom art thou?
>>552405049meee, i was rank 6 on the spreadsheet once upon a time!
>>552404616I've played with all of them multiple times (except for one) and I'm not even in a main thread guild
want to typecuddle with them so bad >///<
>>552411061hint??
>>552395234Retard faggot lol
>>552410473How much have you spent on the game
Ded thred
>>552412184want to kiss while no one is here?
My m3 is here and will be watching
>>552412618Yeah but I'm m2
>>552412180Battle pass, monthly pass, first purchase packs from chile, a $10 christmas outfit for my wife
sorry, i already touched myself today so i have zero interest in talking about sex
>>552411503zaib
Zako!
>can barely fill a guild hunt because half of the guild is playing xivthis is the first and last time im playing with a /vg/ guild
>>552412934maybe its me this time
>>552412981Me treating you rough.
>>552413147Why don't you join a normal guild you retard? Yotsuba is othergaming all the time.
now that faith and eris killed this general by taking everyone back to xiv are we blacklisting them from future /vg/ guilds?
>>552413147but no one has said anything in guild chat for 2 hours, it would be hard to fill a party if you don't ask
>>552413308I still don't give a fuck anon.
>>552413147Yotsuba has always had really hard times filling hunts until like 6 pm est
>>552413308They'll just pick up new names and no one will know. No one seemed to know that Ascalon was Faith until he started using his main account on twitch.
>>552413257because ive made friends here>>552413384>>552413495i'm not in yotsuba
>>552413308>>552413539dont care zaiba tranny
>>552413308I will follow Eris wherever she goes
>wake up>read thread>abhorrent posts>leave thread
>>552413308Never interacted with them so no skin off my nose (though I wouldn't mind socializing with them under normal circumstances).
>>552413308and? this game is shit anywaysthe main reason this general stopped having as many posts as before is the ritoko/kyoppi discord
>>552413539>No one seemed to know that Ascalon was FaithThey clocked that real fucking early wdym
>>552414002no one was calling him faith during the noir clique drama
>>552414154There factually was
>>552414282faithctually
>>552412981Don't spook me!!
>>552412934initial? any other hint?
>>552413539I'm also 99% sure someone was calling him Faith earlier on too and I don't even follow this drama spam crap
knowers know ascalon started refering to himself as faith earlier on because people kept calling him a keylet nobodywhy would he switch to his main account anyways?
>>552415434probably because people kept posting who he was anyway so there was no point pretending anymore
>Americans wake up>instantly pivot back to Eris Faith posting
>>552415596only retards would give upIf I had a cringey past on another general (threatening to kill myself because of a stupid e-relationship) AND decided to go with another name just to hide it i would keep my identity hidden until the very end
>>552416090but it wasn't hidden anymore
It's not fairI want to be a gameplayfag again but nobody recruits for fuckall but reset parties anymore
>>552416579What's there to gameplay fag
>>552416482You are a retard
me f1 is a little retard too..
>>552416579make your own parties, loser~
>>552416579Want to do stimmens? I've got free time in alitttle bit.
>>552416579what's your guild?
My f2? Thankful for all of the nice people I have met in this game. I might not be the best at reaching out or at constant communication but I do genuinely appreciate all of you.
the gameplay:>YOOOOOO CHECK OUT THIS NEW WEAPON I GOT!! IT ONLY COSTS 500 DOLLARS BRO!!!!
>>552416992my f2 doesn't remember making this post
>>552417037it costs like 1500$, with chile discount
>>552418241oh, my mistake>YOOOOOO CHECK OUT THIS NEW WEAPON I GOT!! IT ONLY COSTS 1500 DOLLARS BRO!!!!
>>552418476Hey its only 1k with mexican coins
What's the point of the whale weapons if you don't even get any rewards for clearing past mastery 16?
>>552419167it looks cool as a skin
>>552419167e-peen nigga
>>552419167They're a 40% DPS increase in S2 since you're allowed to immediately upgrade them to 140 when the new season begins and they come attached with Dream power which you need for S2 content (without enough of it your stats are heavily nerfed)
>>552419167Well if you spend thousands of dollars on maxed out imagines and whale weapons you can do about.... 2x more dmg than a regular f2pYeah, it's pointless
>>552419448Yeah but that edge wanes over time as people catch up
>>552419167fomo to make money for the ccp
>>552419442>eris m'lady? do you perchance require assistance with this novel new difficulty mode on this encounter? oh do not fret, my liege. i am here, with my $5000 chilean katana to keep you safe.
>>552419167if I didn't waste the 1000$ on an ocean weapon I would have wasted it on a different gachaor findom
>>552419167You know how everyone was talking about how to attract gameplayfags just a few hours ago?Whale weapon will instantly make you popular with most of them.
I wish this game had cute robot girls with faceplates and balljoints
>>552420114Now you know why Ascalon scored 97
>>552420114faith niggas be like
>>552420208>whale weapons will instantly make you popularuntil you realize most whales don't do or know mechanics
>>552419583See >>552416579By the time people catch-up nobody plays seriously anymore.You will not be a part of gameplaychad (read: whale) group if you can't match their spending levels.Even minmaxer autists like Node are forced to recruit in normie channels because she's not part of the m20 clique.
How much money is a level 5 tuna
>>552420534Whales just play with whales generally. I don't really care to play with them either. I'm a dps of the people. Salt of the earth.
>>552420517this is me!
>>552420517the whale carried also don't know mechanics
>>552420114I laughed at this, but then I remembered that neither of them even play the game based on their master scores
Generally I've found that dolphin/lite spenders are the most mechanically competent.
you niggas love to shitpost faith but i know deep within you're just jealous of him
Nigga be like I'm not a whale and have 2 legendary T5 imagines.
>>552420534>m20 cliquewho?
when does s2 start?
>>552421572ur mom
>>552390506What's the shield knight version of this?
>>552404640I tried to casually flirt with one of these while he was drunk and somehow it turned into a lecture about the caveats of his class and how to optimize and gear it...
>>552421572Eek
>>552421425i just want him to break up with eris so i can take advantage of his vulnerable heart~
>>552420534Playing with whales is really boring anyway...
Imagine dying to fire dragon at this point in the game. What an idiot!
It would be great if Americans slept forever
>>552422431someone post the parse quick
>>552422431>a smooth brainfitting title
>>552422431imagine what you could do with that body..
>>552421508I only have one t5
I want to get a gameplayfag drunk and have them hatefuck me. Showing me just how useless I am while I take their cock
>>552423138Oddly specific fantasy
>>552422431be nice...
>>552423138try the inn idlers that pretend to be gameplayfags, most of the real ones quit
>>552417037
If orbs are the way to the gameplayfag's heart, what is the price for a human imagine? I need to see if I can afford it to gift it to someone.
>>552423138most of the real gameplayfags quit at this point because they realized there's no gameplay left
>>552422431Feeding Ruri to the dragon to create Ruri Dragon
>>552423614It's not the way, true gameplayfags don't like p2w
The gameplay design is rather bad, it would have been more interesting if everyone was on fair grounds for scoring without the need of being a whale or abusing certain bugs/glitches, you would be better off playing other games after hitting 3650.>>552423614Still same price, around a 500-800 dollars depending on if you use regional
>>552423614like $2000, a bit less for s2 humans
>>552423614if they're a dps the human imagines are better on a dedicated support until the s2 ones
>>55242361480 rolls, 150 orbs per roll, you need 12000 orbs, so you need to buy the largest pack twice for a single copy. But also... don't buy gifts for people if you aren't in a relationship or already close friends. It's not a good idea, it makes you look like a sad paypiggy.
>>552423991i don't mind p2w too much if stuff is still attainable f2p, but the devs having to inject and fill the trading center is just retarded, completely cucks f2p's from actually making money to compete with the whales
>>552424003I think m17+ was a mistake. I still do raids, vaults, and dailies but that's really because I want the refines, imagine materials, and the chance at the tradeable blue rock.
>>552424628The system is designed to make you wanna spend more out of frustrations, it becomes even worse when you find out a lot of players uses third party tools to " snipe " the market materials at lower cost within 0.2s.
>>552424003>it would have been more interesting if everyone was on fair grounds for scoring without the need of being a whale or abusing certain bugs/glitchesTell me Spyrefly, is there even a game like that? You can always buy gold/loot/carries/piloting, etc.
>>552424003I WILL use 800 bucks to make you proud
>>552424003the game is chinese, the yellow jew is worse than EA when it comes to p2w
>>552425343>>552425343>>552425343
>>552425031I won't mention the games since it will spiral this thread out of control like usual when said, as for >gold/loot/carries/pilotingThere's not really any of that in this game, you get checked on gear score + refinement for " carries ", and gold is basically in the hands of the devs, loot is RNG.>>552425107Go get them tiger, become the piggy you always wanted to be.>>552425187They could have done better, but what attracts people is the anime-theme here, so it generates money by filling out this part of the niche part of the market.
>>552425571>They could have done bettercompared to what netease did with diablo immortal this is chinese mobile devs doing better.