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*rapes you*
>>552383625sex with spe
Spesharu Wiiku
2* pinks never procs. Fuck this game. I'm playing something else.
nigger
My Oshi?Oonige Suzuka, Taiki, and High Wit OG Maru of course
biko who?
This 3spd2wit deck you guys told me to run for Dober does not feel right...am I supposed to stack stam sparks or what...
>>552382818>entries=66not statistically relevant I'm afraid.
based Spe saving us from a Ry*n thread, omw to turn her into a mother of 10
Post your winrates for today.
Predict the results
Sex with Mayano
>>552383767SR Nice Nature
i got repeatedly spooked by biko and i have her at 2lb allready, should I use my crystals on her bros
My umas would never ra
nobody askednobody caresshut the fuck up
hhnnnnnggghhhhhhh aaahhhhh sex with my trainee ahhhhhh getting my dick wet by my trainee ahhh!!!I LOVE TRACEN
>>552383758here I posted it already, but it always gets (you)s so I'll do it again
>picked taiki from the start>had maru avatar from the start>they weren't good in early cm>finally their time to shine>aiiiiiiiieeeeeeee you're just a metafag
>>552383767If you guessed misery, you were correct.
>>552383741Pop blues on stamina or powerIf you’re still struggling just drop a wit card for Power Rice or Creek
>>552383741If you don't have 16* stam spark, you have to sacrifice a card for a power(with stam bonus)/stam card. The goal is 800 stam 400 guts.
>be me>doing parent run>have mlb Bakushin and Kitasan for speed cards>they have not been on speed once>literally not once>it’s the end of classic year>sub 300 speedFuck this game. It’s all RNG. Fuck this game. Fuck specialty priority. Fuck you Cygames. Fucking worthless.
>>552383739>hit the medium S gacha without it bricking my run>no head-onfuck
>>552383781SLUT STEP DAAAA
>>552383901Show me your Teio, I should've built her instead of Tachi.
Wait, are those JP uma twitch drops or global?
>be memore like >be reddit/bestof4chan
>>552383828THEY BETTER never ""ra""
>>552383965What, di
>>552384016Oh shit 150 is 25 free slots for my HoF
>>552384028>that icon
>>552383984Rudolf looks too young in that skin
..... if i crammed the field with 3 pace chasers that would that increase the odds of NSM firing
>>552383965I think it’s your fault for getting worked up over a literal pachinko machine, anon.
>>552384092>nooo the 16 year old doesnt look like a 28 year old
>>552383758The ones where suzu wins are really funny.>other... umas?>never seen one
>>552384182Rudolf is 37 dude
W-w-wait what happened to the sweepy bot? Hold on someone knocking on my doo-
BNW
>>552384016>Being poor and retarded enough to look at twitch drops that are in a foreign language which he can't even bother to translateextreme unemployed energy>Wait, are those JP uma twitch drops or global?neither
oranje
>>552384016It's the Chink server rumao
>>552383913Nothing and nobody could ever make me feel bad about using OG Maru in a CM and winning.
>jannetty week
>>552384014I want to pump my teio...
>>552383758Post cafe
>>552384359that's Special Michaels to you, mister
>>552384329>Being poor and retarded enough to look at twitch drops that are in a foreign language which he can't even bother to translateextreme projecting lmao it was literally just a notification
I never noticed, but do partner Umas not look at the other during the (Gained a Hint) scene?Yukino just giving her 200 yard stare ...
>>552384337i actually lucked out with the rookie uma scamcha back in august. It took 6 months for my swipe to pay off
>>552383758
>>552384493based
My selection didn't turn out well. Which of these should I go for? I can tack on a Neicha if salvaging 3 is too big an ask
>>552383913erm taiki has been good in every medium CM so far THO
>>552384016it literally says 中文版can't you read?oh no no no?monolingual?
>>552383758I will use Tachyon in almost every CM I can
>>552383758A single fuckin ryan hit everything to 1/2L my taiki
>>552384487Based. I got mine during a spark for Wedding Groove. Same with Taiki, which is some unreal luck really.
>>552384545>Yellow fingers typed this post
>>552383781This does things for me
there are chinks in this thread RIGHT NOW
Is there even a snowball's chance in hell that Forever Young the musume isn't gonna turn out to be a boring bland mary sue character? I mean for god's sake even her name, Forever Young, invites that kind of shit
>>552384623at least i'm not brown!!!
>>552383758its not looking good
My last minute attempt at making a DoberI think it will have to doHer career feels stupid difficult for some reason
EOS.......
>>552384472Dunno
FRONT RUNNING SHITS EAT DUST
>>552384538None of those will win you finals (debatable if they'll even get you there).
>>552384675She is just going to be Almond Eye of the Dirt
>>552384660yeah?its 6pm in SEA right nowthe superior working (in offices of course) race of SEA is just knocking off from work and shitposting on their huawei phones
>>552384675FOREVER YOOOOOOUUUUUNNNNGGGGGGWE'RE BORN TO RUUUUUUUUUUNFOREVER LOVE AND FUUUUNUNTIL THE MORNING SUUUUUUNNNNNNNN
>>552384424Here.
>>552384805TWO JORDANS?
how the fuck
>>552383758Clean sweep.
I’ve fallen for the propaganda and I now think Special Week is cute. Swimsuit rerun when?
>>552384876just get lucky
>>552384758Which are the 2/3 best though? Maybe I can get a real contender in 4 days
>>552384876FM on a good run can solo carry your wit to 600+, she's really fucking strong
>>552384887Wow, a Suzuka that actually wins?
>>552384870in my top ten all time super eurobeat songs
>>552384675She can be the Stay Gold of the dirt>Spent so much time outside even her own roommate (jobber Shin) forgot who she is
>>552384997wtf falcosisters our responses?!?!
>>55238496413305 rudolfEither Taiki13322 golshiBest of luck
Oh you're a big guy? Do Natie career on 5th difficulty.
Whoever convinced me to play triple late yesterday, thank you anon
>>552384870>forver youngs unique skill is going harder on the inside than anyone before, jumping on the railing and running past everyone
>>552385127Be warned, high winrate on round 1 is not necessarily a good thing on pace and late comps.
I hope ebayan is stinky windy’s roommate
>>552385062It's up there with Beat of the Rising Sun and Night of Fire for sure
>>552384872I have a few more to throw out
>>552384876FM's friendship bonus is 37.5. It's too fucking strong. You can run Daiwa for 30 friendship bonus for budget wit card.
Spe wife!
>>552385198Triple gamble is as good of a strategy for finals as any 2bqh
>>552385241Gyaru supremacy
>>552385041She's a monster if solo. She got spot struggled 5 times. 2nd places were my Maru overtaking her just barely. If she gets to trigger tail held high she usually has way too big of a lead for others to catch up. Of course this duo is backed up by dominator.
>>552384538>Festival Rudolf>No Fall greenIT'S 40 SPEED WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU DON'T EVEN NEED THE GOLD VERSION>taking ignited spirit SPDshit's too expensive and it gets you next to nothing>lucky seven4% chance to activate 96% chance to lose skill points>right-handedwrong one>SympathyAn extra layer of RNG to your runs where if you run against someone that has it on all three of his umas you're at a disadvantage>Firm conditionsbro...
>>552384871Damn nice. What decks are those? I can barely get Cafe to speed A+ at the end of career runs
>>552385269>first panel thighs
>>552385269God I hate women, they can't even offer a good opponent in a boardgame and have to resort to emotional manipulation when losing.
>>552385269I guess I can run Spe chan next cm
Wait I thought Mambo invited the Falco trainer?Did they just replace him with another one after promising a spot?
>>552383758October 27, 2021
>>552385008lol fatty
My summer Spee beasted last CM and lost to an anime Teio by a fucking neck in the finals but we don't talk about itI think she'll be solid for 8
>>552385210Night of Fire is in my top 10. Beat of the Rising Sun is not. Supersonic Fire, The Top, and Speedy Speed Boy are way up there for me.
>late is up in 5th>very last tick of position keep>pace down>9th by 1.5 lengthsretard
>>552385524don’t say that…
>>552384871>a whale fell for the stam gaslightswew..
>>552384887I feel like Suzu Maru + dominator is stronger than Suzu Maru Taiki. Especially in a lobby with multiple dominators (which should be pretty common in round 2), not having your own dominator means you're fighting an uphill battle
>>552385410Miscommunication, his spot was taken by another trainer on the same day purge. Nobody left on his own too and Mambo is at full strength. I hope he finds another club, he seems like a cool dude.
>>552385467Huh.
>>552385467>>552385632Oh wait wrong screenshot, that was for Libra, I sucked like dick in scorpio 4 years ago14.8% oguri18.5% grass19.8% taiki
>>552385410Searched for his ID it looks like he's clubless now meanwhile Mambo's 30/30. They probably confused him with another one
Not gonna lie late bros Dober's inherit doesn't feel as impactful as pump iron
>>552384876prol decent inspo + whale adjacent or luck deck + lucky highroll run
>>552385098First race went well at least.>>552385348They aren't all made solely for Scorpio, that OG Rudolf ran in Taurus for example
>>552385695her inherit literally does not work for this CM
>>552385354I hope you have mlb Kitasan.
>>552385695for this track specifically, dober's unique doesn't work for anyone aside herself
>>552385695You forgot your Oguri pic sis
>>552385524Only bad trainers blame their umas
>>552385698What a load of white
>>552385698
>>552383758>13/20I have not seen a good KEEP IT REAL all day but she keeps winning so whatever.
>>552385659Yeah Scorpio sucked hard losing Group A Finals while placing 2nd, 3rd, 4th
>>552385770
>>552385698>They aren't all made solely for ScorpioAlright?Go make one that's made for Scorpio if you're going to ask for help during the current CM it shouldn't be too hard to run an armpit Rudolf and to buy the green skill.
>>552385737Speedcapping her off of 2 speed cards is a disturbing high roll. I regularly can't get her past 1100 with three speed cards.
>>552385615Understandable. It's just weird how his spot was taken after Mambo basically promised him a spot after he advertised himself.
>>552385698Godspeed bwo, you can do it.>>552385513The Top is so good. I put it in my forza videos for /fhg/ when it existed. It's made for racing.
>>552385769I meant retard (affectionate)
>>552384871>>552385737>I use 4 speed cards and can't even get close to thisIs it over for me?
>>552385731WTF I didn't know that. Wish umalator was updated with dober's
>>552385847I usually get it to max most of the time thanks to Kitasan, sometimes I can barely see any rainbows though.
>>552385919Cafe hates speed. I've run like 30+ careers on her and capped speed maybe twice.
>>552385804
>>552385869I did and invited him, but danchou misread my club message and another anon got invited. I do feel sorry about it too. Least he should have an easy time getting into another club, he has a good fan record.
>>552385737Go buy a lottery ticket dude wtf
>>552385969it has the same activation conditions and duration as red shift on courses like this, so reference thatthere's always the japanese version as well if you just want to look at activation points
>>552385894>The Top is so good. I put it in my forza videos for /fhg/ when it existed. It's made for racing.hell yeah
I got 1 win in each attempt
>>552386176smells like B gold to meganbare
>>552386176I got 5-4-2-4
>>552386176At least it can't get wurse than this.
>>552386176My first two were rough 1-4’s, but then I went 4-1 and 5-0…
my wife
>>552385919I run cafe all the time and to cap speed I either need to hit a decent roll on speed rainbows with my own MLB kitasan + sweep + king halo, or have an average roll with KSB + halo + a borrowed biko/bakushin/zenno rob roy. Most of the time if I hit >1150 I'm happy and would rather slightly undercap speed than overcap and miss out on extra guts/power/wit
>>552385737My MLB Kita is broken I think
>>552386092I can't find the link to the JP version
>>552386176I went 2-2-2-1
Oguri Cup (as in trophy)
>>552385894>>552386107>The Top is so good. I put it in my forza videos for /fhg/ when it existed. It's made for racing.Shame the guy behind it reading the next one may impact your enjoyment of the song : trooned out
>>552386176just don't make any more attempts bro, you could lose it all round 2...
uokka...
>>552386529Showman's Act is cute.
>>552385869I wasn't sure if he wanted to join in the first place since he didn't reply to any of the Mambo invite posts, that and combined with miscommunication someone else ended up joining right after a flatliner was kicked
>>552385894They made it, for now
>>552386364Why are you running power cards on a power uma? Try running urara guts instead of ticket (so you don't need maestro) and maybe borrow something better like FM.
lol @ these retards brining flame horse to the rain
>>552386727I have FM, I was using the Nature just for on your left. Otherwise I've never had the Urara guts card actually do anything for me, she's just as broken as my Kitasan that never wants to train my speed.
>>552386759orz
I am so fucking retarded holy shit
I have Suzuka, OG Maru, and Taiki in my rosterBut in my heart of hearts i know this is what i have to do
>>552386885perhaps
>>552386881Talk shit get hit.
>>552386885Mayano would say this.
>>552386337third child btw
>>552386727>>552386848 (me)Oh the power was also so I didn't have to bring stam cards as well obviously.
>good training >good skills rng>groundwork exodia get>no medium SMan.
Me on the right
>>552386881sasuga...
>>552386975
>>552386975Stop acting like a guy with a 6 and half inch thick dick that can make his wife go crazy in bed but still laments the fact he doesn't have a 12 inch dick that would shatter her cervix and make her cry. You make me sick.
>>552386720The power of Taiki compels you
Well hot donkey!
>>552387178I love the Howdy Horse
>>552387217nice donkey
>>552386885Girls are the cutest when they are retarded.
https://files.catbox.moe/dsvdee.zipI was bored and zipped up all the reaction image screenshots I took over the last year. Happy New Year guys.
>Finished my first Dober careerHoly shit I am in love
>>552386848You don't need your two power cards. MLB Urara if you have it is better than MLB ticket. FM and NN at MLB is a lot stronger than at 0LB, so even borrowing those isn't too terrible if you don't need anything else. Alternatively, maybe borrow biko?If you look at the cafe guy's deck, it has quite a bit of TE/ME to it (although with only two speed is still quite a high roll)Usually 0% speed growth umas need decent 3 speeds or 2 with a whale deck and high rolling, but you have too much power and not enough TE/ME.If you really still have trouble, you can also try inheriting speed and borrowing mlb creek.
>>552387302Yeah, I'm not touching this.
Uma who hates but secretly lusts for (me)?
>>552387302>40tb of dolphin pornFUCK
>>552387438>scared of a zip file
>>552387469Nigga, Dober has her banner up right now
>>552387469Dober, if we go by memes only.
>>552387302these nudes aren't that good almondlovebros... you fan slave for this?
>accidentally brought the wrong or outdated Teio ace>she won 1st matchI guess 1st day is it just works
>>552387302I was literally thinking about asking if anyone had a good image collection they wanted to share.GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD
>>552387509Yeah, I'm scared of the 20TB of CP that is held within.
>>552385728Ardan's vulgar tits....
HOW DO I STOP BALDINGI'M ONLY 25
>>552387609Shave it off and start pumping before it's too late
>>552387469
>>552387609stop eating piggy food
>>552387609Just shave it all away
>>552387603Its 200mb of funny close up images of umas doing funny faces dunno what else to tell you
>>552387609go trans
>>552387609Unc...
>>552387609I don't know if this helps but my brother lost the middle batch of his hair when he was 27 and nearly completely bald at 35I however, kept all my hair.
>>552387609Isn’t that hereditary? I don’t think there’s a cure for it yet, but you could always try an implant
>>552387609whitebros...
>>552387609Pretty much the same>27>balding>getting fatter >cock get thickerI don't know what to do.
>>552386967>>552387414 (me)WhyyyyyYou have too much power and not enough speed. Trying to get stam from power training isn't something you should be doing on a power uma.You can: Inherit stam, run mlb urara to make up the difference. 3speed+urara+2wit has a good chance of max speed.Alternatively: Inherit speed, borrow creek.
>>552387609I'm shiny bald at 30 thanks to my dad genes, you just live with it
>>552387609It took me until I was 27 to finally admit it to myself and shave it off. I honestly felt cleansed after I did it, like I'd been relieved of a burden I hadn't even been aware of until then.But yeah start working out like right now.
>>552387803Isn't hair genes from the mothers side?
>>552387609>Teiofags are fat AND baldingembrace being the doujinshi ojisan
>>552387875Good side milk
OH NO NO NO NONONONO THERE ARE BALDFAGS IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NICE GENES BRO OH NONONO WAIT WAIT WAIT I MEAN HOMER SIMPSON HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rudolf wife
>>552387609
>>552387609My friends laughed at me for putting anti balding stuff on my hair when I'm not balding yet but they're all bald now and I'm not
>>552387849I dunno, my dad and his siblings are bald, my brothers are bald, my younger bros are showing signs at early 20s. It's all just genes at least i'm glad i don't have to blame it on my fapping habits
Nyyoooooooommmm
>>552383758Tachyon won a decent amount of rooms but absolutely jobbed today, might just send her to another toreina if you know what I mean
>>552388189Nice legends race
Sorry Ryanbro, it's Oguri's turn to pump.
>>552388293>69nice
>>552388189nice match against B rank umas on day 1 bwo
>>552388365Can I get this, but not sloppy?
>>552388365Tabi socks make me so fucking horny
Just gave up on my third run in a row because of Riko not showing up junior year. Fuck this nigger mechanic.
>>552388286>>552388435Were you guys both in that lobby or something?Why so salty?Just having a bit of fun lol
>>552387973
>>552388542shut up macncheese donut
>>552388539It was Tazuna’s dates before Riko’s. Thankfully concentration is now much easier to get. Will the next scenario linked card continue this mechanic? Or is it MANT next?
>>552388653Nice wei
why is she such a succubus
>>552388787I blame her eyes
For me it's still Bakuwife
>>552388863
can we get a parent making mode where these races are just fucking auto wins when you hit certain stat thresholdsnigger rng
>>552388653I appreciate how your mind works anon
>>552388787
>>552388897Yeah!
>>552388537>>552388668>>552388736>>552388787>>552388857Laurel needs to take responsibility
>>552388914Cockballs
>>552389001Haru is a lewd girl.
>There are Teiofags ITT
Can OG Teio even proc her unique?
>>552387609REMOVE THAT TEIO IMAGEPLEASE STOP FALSEFLAGGING AS TEIOFAGSPLEASEOUR FVCKING REPVTATION
>>552388537>>552388668>>552388736>>552388787>>552388857>>552388975>>552389116Sorry, we don't like sluts in these threads.
>>552389134>we
>>552389134she's MY personal slut, problem?
>>552389250IT WAS A FALSEFLAAAAAAAAAAAAG
>>552389250
>>552389032
>>552389274
>>552389250that was AI bwo
>>552389250i have size 13 feet and seeing this makes feel like i could take him for a concubine
Can't wait until I have my own Wit Natie so I can just put OYL on every late surger in every distance and just gamble on its activation
OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONNO TEIOBROS THE STOCKS ARE NOT GOING UPPITY UNLIKE THE WEIGHT OF THAT FUCKING OBESE TEIOFAG! IN FACT, THEY'RE GOING DOWN! THEY'RE CRASHNIG! WE SHOULD HAVE SOLD AND NOW THE PIGGY STOCKS ARE RISING!!1! IT'S SO BWOVER WE SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT THE (CHIPPY) DIP!!! IT'S SO SNOVER WE SHOULD HAVE INVESTED IN $PIG! IT'S SO VROVER WE SHOULD HAVE BUHOUGHT WHEN IT WAS AT 0.05 AND NOT 491.0!!! NOW THE ONLY STOCK WE HAVE IS THE LAUGHING STOCK OF /UMA/ BWOS, WE CAN'T EVEN PRESS X TO AWESOME OUR WAY OUT OF THE PIGGY PEN THEY'VE SET UP FOR US. THE SCALE OF DESTRUCTION LIKE THE TEIOPIGGY'S WEIGHT IS TOO HIGH. TEIOBROS, OUR STOCK PORTFOLIO IS FUCKING RUINED I'M LITERALY SECONDS AWAY FROM BOGDANOFFING MYSELF BECAUSE OF THIS.WEAREFUCKINGRUINEDTEIOBROS.
>>552389372Do you understand it is not 49.10kg
can i get a CHOWA
none of you are funny
>>552389250491 pounds... r-right?
>>552389250i haven't seen the teio ritualposter ever since this post...
>>552389419Seiun, you can't call people that in this political climate.
>>552389070she's just as dangerous as the other mares
>>552389471
>>552389376OYL isn’t that good this CM which is why lates are struggling a bit
>>552389436i retract my previous statement
I-I like Teio...
I'm a bit fat, I may not have the long hair I used to rock in my 20s too. It's okay.
Post the teio gif already
...thanks Oguri
>>552383736Why does og Maru need high wit? Also what even counts as high wit
turns out that teiofags hated piggies because they know how painful it is to be one irl.....
Man that's pretty embarrassing, and I'm a ryanbro.
>>552389416Ay man don't scare me like that with the stock market stuff in the first lineI had to open up my portfolio to check that the big one isn't suddenly happening
w-w-we may be fat and balding but at least we never le g-give up!!!
>>552389552I mean, you still could. It’s not like he could run
>>552389509>Urara was rarely if not used as a breeding mareimagine Urara's dusty eggs and her barren womb
is this the most erotic line in the game?
>>552389534>lates are struggling a bitlates are not really struggling as long as you have two of poomp/shooting/beyond
>>552389426I like big titty milf cafe
>>552389494I HATE CURREN
>>552389668What a slut
>>552389250>recycling postsKill yourself Reddit nigger
>off topic hoursCALLTHESPARK
>>552389664He could lie down on you and you literally could not do anything about itYou would simply die under his abundant form because you physically could not lift him off yourself too squeeze yourself outYou would die enveloped by his corpulence unless someone heard your screams and saved you.
>>5523898032* Guts
>>5523898031* GUTS2* MEDIUM
>>5523898032 star speed.
Funny that moomoo guy kept going on and on about Suzuka oonige only being good as a blocker and he's lazy to built proper fronts because he's 'busy', but then he brings a med S Suzuka ace into Scorpio
>>5523898032*guts, 1*pace
>>552389803speed 1 pace 2
>>552389665more like clean and fresh
>>552389887>>552389865>>552389860>>552389849>>552389896Fucking hell
>>5523898032* power 2* long
>>552389953cute
Does anyone else like to go refresh their club and shuffle around the chibis until you and your favorite club member are interacting with each other and take screenshots?
>>552389953>neither ever bred irlimagine...
>>552389953expired for not being used in 30 years
>>5523899643* pink on a parent is unironically good as long as the grandparents have respectable blues.
UAAAAAAAAAAAAAHTICKETZO CALLED ME OTOSAN
>>552389494
>>552389426>>552389672NO
>>552390012good idea I'll try it
>>552390012Yeah
>>552390062Special Week is kind of cute
>>552390012Maybe...
>>552389634My 9* power oguri unironically looks the sameFat bitch ate all the white sparks
>600 speed start of senior year>700 speed start of senior summer campSpecialty priority is a meme
>>552390083h-haha...
>>552390012I take what I can get. The spontaneity’s what makes it special!
>>552390269nothing can troll as much as a speed card
>>552390136OH YES
>>552390047>Did I fall for the guts hybrid meme?Yes
>>552387609So Teiofags are>black or brown>fat>balding
>>552390278Oh... if that was a 3* long instead of 3* medium, I'd have consider starting building my aces with that.
Why does this exist
>>552389494curren chang smart!
>>552390361yeppers
>>552390334
>>552387875>ikze choose this over sweep tosho
>>552390361heh yeppersno clue
>>552390012Yeah, here is one of CUMA danchou (rip...)
>>552390361
>>552390318i like seeing mhatan cafe with a huge smile also when she wins a race
>>552388074which stuff are you putting on?
>>552390408She can’t actually read. She’s just pretending to.
OHNONONONO
i should check out my local hobby store to see if they have the new curren in stock...
>>552390318Does Opera know about this interaction?
>>552387609Cute and nice Teio imagePost is unrelated though
>>552390318Doto...
>>552390596Considering Cafe pretty much ended her winning carrier, her seething is understandable.
>>552390674Sex with dogs
>>552387790Look man, I am a lucklet with my speed training, it's just that simple. My Kitasan straight up just doesn't work. Hell this run even went worse than usual, just made A rank unity on the final training before Ura final because even the spirit training was complete dogshit in this run. Also didn't proc the third event for any of their gold skills, not that I care with no speed star.
Time for a luck checkAnons, what's you number of careers run / number of 3* umas?
Ikze choose this over Curren and Sweep?
>>552390729
>>552390840>Not a whore>Not a bratYes
>>552389649All fronts need high wit, as much as possible but 700+ at least. They have several unique mechanics tied to wit and it determines your speed in early/mid race. A low wit front won't create/maintain a lead vs other styles.
>>552390872
>>552390790are you losing one or more of your unity races or something? and where is your riko
>>552390976>are you losing one or more of your unity racesThis run bricked the third race despite double circles across the board, and then got swept in the last one.>Where is your RikoMy fucking what now?
>>552390987They're mine today
>>552390895Thats how I met your mother, Urara.
i still have not done my day 1 CMs
What if THE Teio buhiposter was the actual buhi
>>552390830
>>552390976when i see these umamusume suffering from bad toraining i feel like i should make a training demonstration
Thats what happens, if you feed her too many bananas
Game with umasex?
>>552391046Step aside, they are mine
>>552391229skyrim
Ryanbros.... what is this???They are highlighting her bad side...
>>552390830Only 2 3* + groundwork (both ace run so shit affinity) and not a single 3* stam + groundwork...
>>552391280White sweaters are my weakness...
>>552390830777 careers 20 3* (I transfered some 3, like 2 or 3)
>>552391330toesen guts training
>>552391360I can always make plans for Ruby.
>>552391360
>>552391417
>>552391417oh no no no falcosisters where is our collab art...
>>552391360Ruby love
>>552391502>Japan>Umamusume>Traieing>Center>Academy
>>552390830933 careers
>>552390729>>552390872>>552390940Why is she like this?
>>552390830diamond = 9* blue
Pure and wholesome Sakura girls... and Laurel
>>552391469Better luck next time.
>>552391043>My fucking what now?bwo..anything longer than a sprint you should be taking the riko pal card, it's worth 100-150 stam and a similar amount of guts across a run
>>552391643>next life
Special Week
>>552391621she's not very... bright
What sort of Dober parent(s) should I aim to make? Stam+Long/Medium?
>>552386392>Shame the guy behind it reading the next one may impact your enjoyment of the songhaha dude I don't care if he->the thingaw man
Post cow umas.
>>552391642remember that dogs also go through mating seasons
>>552391746CUTE
ummm blos can we launder sprint shoes now...?
how the fuck did i win
>>552391845woah a newcutie lobby
>>552391829My danchou forces us to use long shoes... I want it to end...
>>552390830634 careers22 Three StarsMy current Ryan legacy is quite good for this CM>>552391642Bakushin!
>>552391796
I have not done a single parent/spark farming run in 400 careersI still have platinums
>decide to run my oshis this CM>4/5 and 5/5 on all my runs>my cope Bakushin with A med and mediocre stats slays several piggusSo this is the power of oshirunning...
>>552391845>non-racewear on everyone's teamsA mystery
>>552391650I don't have one, that's besides the point I just showed anon what happens when I try to do runs with the kind of deck he suggested. My luck is abysmal.
>>552391796I hope nothing sketchy is going on here but I fear for the worst if Digitan looks unsettled
>>552391958by virtue of having done 400 runs you essentially have done farming runs
Good morning bros. Basashi is looking for 1 more member. B+ casual club. Trade shoes and be active.No quota but dont flatline the whole month or you'll be kicked.Send request with /uma/ or post ID
I need a fucking hobby
>>552390830My first 3* was from my third careerBut it was layered with my first 2* from my second career, making an 8* parent at the beginning of the accountI used that until around my 54th or so career when i got my first 9* Rudolf parent, which turned out to be all stam. Decent whites. Also 5* turf
>>552392069I'm ready for paizuri.
>>552391987I ... dont know how to fix that
>>552391703
>first Mejiro Dober run>got Hot Spring Ticketthis must be fate...
>>552392117I'm in this club. It's comfy.
Is Finasteride effective?
>>552391845what's supposed to be surprising about it...?
Seed’s not that good rn bros
Is there a list of Umas who have events that lock which training you're able to do with them? The only ones I can think of are Gold City (overslept), Eishin Flash (schedule autism) and Golshi (Golshi)
>>552392187How mean is she?
My biggest regret is pulling S. Maru instead of Doto.I like Maruzensky and did want her, but I hate building fronts so much I haven't used her since release.
>>552392182You don't have to fix that it's just that I pointed out that the reason you won is because everyone was equally new as you are.but also to fix that you have to play the game, buy stars from the daily shops and do time limited legend races and also have to pull for umas, PREFERABLY while sparking or by paying real money to daily pull as everything else is riskier and/or too expensive
>>552392334You really goofed up, umanon.
>>552392281
>>552392334Doto is great but she’s not that fun to train, in my opinion…
>>552389484that scale maxes at 250kg... so yes he's a 223 kg burger
>>552391621
>>5523921821* and 2* umas get their signature racewear when you star unlock them to 3 star level. This also boosts their unique to a stronger version.
>>552392463I'm the cushion
>>552392463me in her hand
>>552392463I'm the jeans
Why?
>>552392334Doto was a mist pull banner.
>>552392334i dont really have any comment i just thought reading this post is funny when next to this:
>>552392069She really is the perfect nerd shortstack gf, how far away is she? Mid-2026?
>>552392568Artificial Intelligence
>>552392606fall 2026 at current pace
>>552392568Last work he posted might have something to do with it
>>552392606October at current pacing.
mambo is an a+ club btw
>>552391621Don't let her looks fool you, she's about the only horse to give that troublemaker and mare killer Tamamo a very hard time.
>>552392551need to snuggle
>>552392658YES! FALL IS THE NEXT SEAS—oh no, different hemispheres... pain...
>>552392598>Doto+Opera OSOVL overload, I even forgive the gold ship
>>552392709i thought only yuri RP gets 10k+ likes
>>552390012you're in love....
>>552392568Literal who?
>>552392719sorry southernbro...
>>552392362>>552392494thank yousorry, learning as i go
Wtf how'd she get past Riko's security Not that it matters since the run is already bricked with no med S and bad stats
>>552392756I did it because Leo => Takarazuka KinenIm gonna see if i can do it again when Scorpio => Tenno Sho Autumn (the year it rained)>>552386912
>>552392805Have fun and don't get gaslit out there newcutie
>>552392709Based Suzuwife!
>>552392568unironically the raped>>552392851>bad run >w<pick strength
Any S rank front runner anons around that wants to do a test lobby? I want to run against an S rank suzuka
>>552392568Is this just another case of an artist fishing for attention and pity from his followers, only to later say he’ll stay and keep drawing thanks to all the love he got?
bros i fucking love guts
>>552392935>my 9 spd parent what uma should i get now that Xoguri voids my go-to inspo? spe?
>>552392768Sexxo
>>552392671
>>552392709Suzuka would say this
2.1 million views mocking grass.......
>>552392992Here you go 12741305
>>552393056If I were your opponents I would've been infuriated>>552392756Does anyone running the Opera/Doto/Digitan trio for this CM have a video of the proper outcome? I wanna watch
>>552393183Thanks anon. Someone join!
Bro this hard mode sucks fucking ass. Every uma on the field just has default great mood and skills out the ass even in early game, literally the ONLY thing I can do is have better stats, and I double all theirs except guts and wit and even then I still lose.
>>552393162
>>552393056Winning with slick surge as your only accel is insane.
when taiki's ult animation finishes and you suddenly see mejiro ryan in first out of nowhere
>>552393235skill issue
>>552392709
>>552393235>I double all theirs except guts and wit and even then I still lose.Have fun with level 5.
>>552393312>Unity URAHAHAH FUCK NO
CM7 practice lobby1274130512741305
>>552393235um bro... just buy some skills...
>>552393312don't look at their skills
>>552392576I put 120 pulls into her but got Opera instead.Unfortunately because I'm retarded I wasted 90 pulls failing to get Curren earlier in the year, I'm so pissed I want to go back and punch myself.Then I want to go back October and punch myself again because I could have saved those 120 pulls for the all spark banner.
>>552393372bwo just do your cm runs what are you afraid of?
>>552392692yeah but me and a few other top earners are gonna leave halfway the monththe mambo exodus will proceed as planned
>>552393398snr yr S.star Ramp up, In body and mind, Swing maestro. c+ speed B stam c power, haven't won since satsuki sho
>>552393446I've already done them. I'm just curious about my new dober against frontrunners.
>>552393418Torechi…
>>552393445*rapes your pulls*
exodus begins
>>552393418
>>552393531is this the mambogeddon?
>>552393557imagine the boing
scrubp finally quit? which gacha is he moving on to next?
>>552393531mambros.... not like this
>>552393580mambo is a a+ club now
>>552393224>If I were your opponents I would've been infuriatedguts is the robbery stat
>>552393557savage uma attack
holy shit its michael jackson
>>552393162Some of those views are from architects needing inspiration so it's okay, we love sinful umas here
>>552393557>>552393418>>552393490you called?
>>552393531almondlovebros... dancho shouldn't have paywalled those pictures....
>>552393372That was a fast mayano. Thanks bros, looks like i need more midgame.
Am I wasting a slot with my blocker Suzuka? I only met another runaway thrice this day
>>552393382Eroi...
>>552393698why does my bro have big ass fucking tiddies
>>552393706Suzuka was rushed+triple dominator lobby was pretty silly. I think my rudolf missed her dominator too.
>>552393235Just pick Oguri Cap (as in peak) as pace and run level 4 mode until you get all gibs. Easy.
>>552393056>>552393656how much guts?
what with almond eye foal keep breaking their leg https://x.com/keibalab/status/2007046372307210583?s=20
>>552393712Make her a winner
>>552393779why not?
>>552393712Expect a lot more of them in round 2.
Do people really get this close with their bros?
What happens if you pick level 5 and decide to do Brian's hard route? Ultimate death? I struggle to beat that on normal circumstances because McQueen is buffed to all hell already
>>552393850keep Gold Ship far away from her i guess
>>552393794Gotta cripple the front runners somehow
If I farm fans and only then join a club, do they count towards the club's monthly fan goal?
love your bros
>>552393915The usual
>>552394007No. Join asap.
HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE ANIME TITLE!! PEAK
>>552393819
Oshi gaming
>>552394103Umamusume: Cap as in Peak?
>>552394060I wanna mess with my bro's TITS
>>552394129MEET THE FREAKS
Could the fellas here maybe help me join a club? I've been going solo since starting and don't know much about the whole system. I do dailies and generally max out my TP to complete events and special missions, but kinda suck at CM and meta building.
>>552394004>>552394060I want this.
I know nothing about clubs, except you guys recruit around this time of the month. What do I do? Post my ID and team?
>>552394129maximum lore / 10
>>552394174hell yea
Stop posting bros fat tits.
If you're not using someone with D or lower base Medium aptitude on this CM, can you even say you're oshi-ing...?
Does anyone know a good Dober parent? ones with uma stan sparks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBEWhich uma for this song
>>552392310Dober is a tsuntsundere, she actually blushes alot when you're not looking.Also trainer confessed to Dober in onsen event. "The Star is Beautiful" is a love confession, it's a reference to "The Moon is Beautiful" / "tsuki ga kirei" which in japan means "I love you" but obviously they can't use tsuki ga kirei because that'd be too blatant in Japan. Dober is an otaku that have read thousands of manga anyway surely she know what the trainer means.
>>552394245>>552394256Most danchous are usually burgers so if you can then i'd post during those hours if any clubs are recruiting. Have a look here for instructions and apply to one of your liking: https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
>>552394360she knows and she's happy cause her fantasy dream is being part of a shoujo manga
>>552393670>skankwtf
Bros?
>>552394107Deck for Spe?
>>552394413Aren't these burger hours? It's 8am.
I love how rice VA sounds the same almost all the time so I can just pretend any song she does is just rice shower singing...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBxOXJmIZTo
>16* med>Double circles>5 runs with no med SThis "game" is a joke.
>>552394465I'm in
>>552394490They're all using KSB, Ura, Doto, Yukino, Riko and borrowed Biko
>>552394513Burgers will start waking yes but what i really meant is peak burger hours.
>>552394323https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/searchFor uma stan the easiest to find are Gold Ships. Don't know about her affinity with Dober though and Goldshi unique is useless as inherit.
>>552393712>>552394129show me your digitans please
uuuuoooooohhhhhhhh yearling still is so cuuuuuute
>>552392187>>552394360the sparks are nice too, fuckin 'ell Dober loves me so much.I think I'll keep her forever and max her colored sparks when tachyon event comes in the future.
my bobo luck is in the shitter
>>552393235there's a reason they never tried this kind of event ever again bro
>>552392568whodid he draw oguri lewds or something
>>552394783Based, I always save the first career run of every uma I go through.
>>552394910Who's gonna tell him?
>>552394331FalcoOguri
>>552394556this but teiohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyrFBtHeyio
1446 pieceshttps://jiggie.fun/umajig>>552394245>>552394256Post you're ID and hope you're adopted by someoneor apply to a club with available spots while having "/uma/" in your profile description.
>>552390790Hmm... you might just have to bite the bullet and borrow biko or something. Hitting max speed and 800 stam 400 guts (or 700/550) is more important than getting decent wit. Are you inheriting 18*stam?
>>552394935me too actually, but surelyu the time will come when you have to choose between first run vs 3* spark run... we need more slots
>>552392568isn’t it because he hates lolicon but draws in the black souls style so people started calling him out because of it
>>552394256>>552394245you post your ID, write /uma/ in your about me, then some danchous are gonna use their particular set of skills to see how much you actually play the game, and if you get an acceptable number of fans for the goals of the club they'll invite you. Alternatively you answer a recruiting post from a danchou when you see them post /here/.All that matters to the danchous is how many fans you can farm by spamming careers, doesn't matter if you're a whale with 7 platinum titles or a newcutie
>>552394556Rice has a nice voice
>>552394694SEX
>>552394979That run was 12stam/6power
>>552395156Wife
almost there...
>playlist: nothing but Johnny Rebel, Anal Cunt and GG Allin songsUmas for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bbTtPL1jRswhich uma for this song
i got the issue where my taiki climb too high in a room with 1 or no front so her ult doesnt activate that muchthis is cursed, round 2 and finals will be more front heavy and it may kill taiki too
>>552395447Going by thumbnail that's literally Air Shakur halloween alt.
>>552395447Air Shakur, how is this even a question
>>552394256>>552394245>>552392117
>>552395447What the fuck My Chemical Romance have more than one song?
>>552395449My Taiki overshoots frequently too but but my other aces backs her up. Just get your own front for Round 1
I thought these games go on forever and the eos thing is just a meme but with FGO unironically ending despite being a money printer I guess I was mistaken.What are the chances of our game getting canned before global catches up to the originals?Do you think they would keep global running in such a case? Is there any precedent for somwthing similar in other gachas? Surely the maintenance costs should be minimal if you don't need to develop any actual new content?
Why is this Tachyon jobbing so hard? Bad skills? Not enough power? Guts?
>>552384249if you find out let us know
>>552383758seiunGAWD
>>552395687They'll shut down Granblue Fantasy before this gameIt's 12 years oldIt's expanding to steam this year
https://youtu.be/SXnxtWW1KBc?list=PLHZZiiOUUtL8G1uOt3xlBF6CfQ88gaqAWwhich uma for this song
cap as in PEAK carries another CM
>>552395712not enough midrace skills to secure positioning, not enough late-race velocity skills. you're also playing her as late which kills her unique. meme hybrids are bad
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MzL_ayo4b_AWHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOYWho does this appeal to?
Help me out, right or left?>Neither, they're both glueI'm afraid that's nyot an option at this point.
>>552395868also reds aren't just worth the SP if it's not neicha
>>552395820come back to e7g bwo
>>552395871Bros don't look at each other like this.
It happened. It finally happened. I posted on umaJP by accident.. Time to commit sudoku.
>>552395316Hmm.. If you can, try to inherit entirely speed or stam, preferably stam. That 6*power is maybe 120 stats that could go towards speed or stam instead. Of course, if you don't have the parents for that, you might need to run a 4th speed card (borrowed biko?) and suck up the loss of wit. Either that or hope for just one run with good luck.Or give up on the king
>>552395712>Preferred position (pace chaser)>Murmur, Dominator (at the back, requires you to run fronts)>No dist S>Nearly no midrace
>>552395836post build
>>552395953No angling? Right stam looks shaky but she looks better
>>552396025>Or give up on the kingNEVER
>>552396014
>>552394256>>552394245These clubs are open!>Autis/uma/ 231973146New club (made last month so you'll get rewards), aims to be A rank>umao 908210590S rank. 40 million monthly quota.>UMADASH 804127204A+. 30M quota>bricked 835612678A+. 5mil penis inspection on the 8th, 30M quota>Honsefun 726020150A/B+. Just play the game>basashiB+. Just play the game
>>552395953left but both have near zero mid race skills
>>552395917Literally me and obese goth women. Sickest alt in the game, I feel like blasting Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge every time I see it even if the outfit fits Black Parade better
>>552395687lol
>>552395712skills is the biggest problem. i trained tachyon to see if she can consistently beat other pace chasers in this CM and it took alot of midrace skills activation to overtake strong pace chasers. if only those straight skills were prepare to pass or head on it would have been great
>>552395917
>>552395953Actually, it is an option. Give up and make a debuffer in one run. These are absolute feeder material.
>>552395917>chuuni tomboyactually great idea
>>552392117Shooting my shot here123 827 725 807
>>552396175>>552396245give it up yuri tranniesair shakur is for ME
>>552395917women
>>552395990time changes everything
>>552396014HAHAHA, LAUGH AT THIS RETARD
>>552396259Even a subpar Suzuka is a good Suzuka killer.
>>552396025Also my sparks are pretty lopsided.>>552391168Game loves giving me power, Seiun Sky is the only one I have that is 9* stam.
>>552396326said no one fucking ever
>>552396340dense trainers deserve to be raped
>>552396096
I LOVE SPEI LOVE BUENA VISTAI LOVE CESARIO
>>552396351>>552396139STOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIIT AAAAAAAAAAA
>>552396326I'm a woman btw
>>552395917Saw someone argue she was pretty much a punk. like an actual played-straight punk culture girl from the 1970s or 80s or whatever and she's even modeled after a specific punk rocker lead singer or something
>oguri doesn't trigger her unique because she was ahead by 1 centimeter by 200 meters leftAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEE
it's safe
i still haven’t finished fujo kiseki’s missions
This means "big ass" where I'm from, wtf
>>552396130>right>>552396167>leftHumu humu naruhodo.This is about my limit in terms of stats and skill points, there's some variation but it never really gets higher overall. I don't have my own Seiun so to get angling I'd have to get a one in five-ten run in three tries after reset.>>552396259Nyo means nyo.
>>552396662>literally bricking his account by being 2 fragments behindahahahahhahahahaha
>>552396134Welp, if you don't have better suited parents, try biko.Also, be more careful with unity races. Tazuna cannot be trusted. Neither can autofill. I've seen people run two fronts in a 3600m race against unity golshi, with predictable results. If your team has great stats but the wrong stats, you will lose despite double circles. Likewise you can 5-0 with all x.
>>552396482I want to marry Buena
I want to start farming some front runner sparks. This is what I have to work with. Give me the diagnosis doc.
>>552395449I told you not to fall for the wit meme. My witlet Taiki hangs in the middle/back of the pack before proccing pump and sfv and nyooming into first place. Or dying because pump didn't proc.
>>552396774you are kissing the wrong uma anon
now what
...
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE NOT THE IMAGE LIMIT
>>552396893i thought this was fucking Grass
ill have a new thread ready and post it when we get to 750
inb4 5 new threads
>>552397008Well its not my fault, I just got here!
I WAS GOING TO POST MY DICK WTFF
>>551847310>>551847310>>551847310
Baker baker
>>552397049Digibro don't look
Digitan_umanko.jpg
hehe...
>mejiro_ryan_masturbating_her_horsecock_to_mcqueens_scent.png
>>552396352A strong Suzuka sometimes escapes spot struggle from a weak one. You can't just throw a random Suzuka at the lobby and think you'll kill opponents automatically, you need groundwork/taking the lead and good wit/power as a minimum. I've had my Suzuka shoot to the front, activate a corner velocity skill on first corner and the weaker Suzuka never gets close enough to spot struggle her after that.
do you think that people that fap with futa art are actually repressed faggots?
>TachyonShock.jpg
you should'nt have spammed a lots of image in 1 second tho
>>552397317>repressed
skibidi gyatt ohio im horsemaxxing my dih rn
>>552397184(nta) I have seen this. In fact, if the stronger Suzuka avoids struggling, the weaker suzu helps push the stronger one so far ahead that winning is very likely.
anons, you have to keep posting... even if its just for 30 more posts...
>>552397317https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uj5XMBDpfc
/uma/ deserves special image posting privilageswe should have 750 image limit
>>552396737>try biko.Is she worth at 1lb?
i want to rape tamamo in front of komi
>>552397614we shouldn't have image limit
no one told me FGO was deadwhere will get loli poon now?
BAKE.>B-b-but it's still on page 1I DON'T CARE. BAKE. NOW.
>>552397656blue archive like always
>DigitanBoundWithRopesPissingHerself.jpg
dont say that....
>>552397656I have the perfect game for you
umamusume fartingerection starting
yep...mhm
>>552397672wait for the bump limit dumbass
>smugoguri.jpgDid you get your 10 rainbow sharts?
>SecretInsiderMemoFromCygamesRegardingGlobal.pdf
The natural way for an Uma to check her trainers pulse is through his cock
/uma/ when it's time to talk about the game instead of spamming images:
uma musume RAPE!!!
>>552397832>B-b-but I. DON'T. CARE.
so ummm where is the pretty derby?
>>552397656Wait, actually?
>>552397995>>552397995>>552397995>>552397995
1 hour till I drop my first 1m fanrun to my new danchode>ogurismile.png
>wonder_acute_cum_filled_umanko.png
>>552397890>>552397890>>552397890
>>552398031>>552398083sasuga
>>552397623See for yourself... https://gametora.com/umamusume/compareYou could also try to borrow biko and using your own nature or settling for just surge(dober sr), but I don't know which way is better.On one hand OYL/surge is not the most reliable skill, on the other hand gambling might be your best hope.
>>552385615>Danchud ignores everyone and does literally nothing all month>As soon as a sub 100m trainer applies he's on it faster than white lightning despite the spot already being promised to someone elsehmm
someone bake the real thread
