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Previous: >>552383625

>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"
Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000m
Current Event: Fuji Kiseki Showtime
Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Dober 3*
Current Rate Up Support Cards: Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)
Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500m
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)
New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" released

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/93
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
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Teio!
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Racist umas who would freely use the N-word?
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>>552397995
I want to be the Mejiro family breeding stud.
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Teio!
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>>552398087
spe
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my wife’s banner is nearing
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>>552398086
mmmm, fatter
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Orange
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bakushin into the new year
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>>552397995
can you stop eating for a second Mcqueen?
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>>552397890
>>552397890
>>552397890
actual thread since this was baked way before the one you guys are using rn
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>>552398086
nghhh big belly! Fat tummy!
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>>552398184
>twitter meme
hmmmmmmm nyo im nyot using that
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>>552398184
hmmm. nyo
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>>552398135
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>>552398178
But those French fries are so good though. It would be a waste if they were just left there.
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>>552398125
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>>552397995
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>>552398086
sex
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>>552398184
Haha, nah thanks.
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>>552398184
oh okay I'll move to that thread

...

...

...

NOT
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>>552398125
We get free pulls right?
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>>552398086
Yeah, I'm thinking peak
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>>552398268
>you can see how all the food is on her side of the table
she's clearly gonna eat all
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>>552398184
Don't care for the OP image, but I think we should
Just realized the brown baker is back and is altering the established thread name again
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>>552398279
I don't think I'll have a spark ready for her...
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>>552398269
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>>552398172
Hold the fuck on, Bakushin is hot?
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>>552398184
Die tourist
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>Perfectly straight lines
wtf is everyone botting
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>>552398393
ah good, she comes out during a time wherein theres umas i dont care about, easy spark
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Are we still doing parent runs in URA?
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Good morning bros. Basashi is looking for 1 more member. B+ casual club. Trade shoes and be active.

No quota but dont flatline the whole month or you'll be kicked.

Send request with /uma/ or post ID
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>>552398348
I bet Mac would gladly share if you just asked nicely.
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>>552398490
Mambot
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>>552398438
Beauty fitting of a class rep
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>>552398438
Bakushin becomes VERY dangerous after she wins two Sprinter Stakes in a row
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me on the left
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>>552398534
Is that... what I think it is????
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>>552398279
Yeah, that's right, Bright. Completely smash my head with that bat and send me to uma heaven!
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>>552398523
if you have one of your grandparents have a 3* URA finale spark, then really theres no point, get a 3* unity cup spark with it and you'll never have to worry about stats again
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>>552398490
>He figured it out
SHUT IT DOWN
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>>552398393
Between now and her banner, you should have enough for a spark starting from 0
>>552398653
It'd be faster to die of old age
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>>552398636
why does shakur have a womb tattoo on her chest?
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my wife
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4chan needs an accessibility mode that makes just the quick reply box at least twice as big I have to lean forward and squint to count these fucking dots man
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How accurate is this?
If I'm f2p and don't care for fronts too much, I'm just supposed to not pull anything this entire year?
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>>552398824
you need speed agnes or you are bricked
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>>552398748
Because Bright would take a morbillion years to actually swing the bat? Point taken.
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>>552398819
There's no way you're using stock 4chan, right?
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tfw no horse gundam gf
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>>552398935
It's worked fine for the past 18 years.
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>>552398969
>every shortstack except rob roy is ugly
grim
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>>552398969
I want trainees like this.
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>>552398748
I'm at 2 sparks but I'll use both on the mega banner for eishin and brian
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going from haru into vodka sucks
why are there so many "forced loss" stories
this is just some messed up humiliation fetish shit
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>>552398490
Which club so I can avoid it?
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>my umas kept losing to umas(and sometimes themselves) with the same skills but lesser stats
Oh, I'm going to B!
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>>552399062
I can't imagine not using 4chanXT and OneeChan.
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>>552398184
Hmm...nyo. Disgusting.
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>>552398824
ramonu and tachyon
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>>552399131
I always win that race.
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>>552399174
the fuck is the difference between 4chan X and XT
t. dumb boomer who has been using 4chan X for 10+ years
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>>552399289
They’re not THAT big
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>>552398595
Fine, you've convinced me. I'll fuck Bakushin.
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Is there a stamina calculator for oonige
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>>552399143
>bots
probably umao
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>>552399359
Just different userscript collections, XT is dead though the dev abandoned it
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>2nd day in the new year
Jesus christ end it already
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>>552399359
X is dead, I was about to say that XT was still being maintained, but that doesn't look to be the case anymore...
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>>552399289
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>>552399423
700 stam
2 white recoveries

all a nigga need
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>>552399494
yeppers would say that
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>>552399105
You'll get both in 80 rolls, I believe
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>>552399359
>>552399501
Wait, actually X had an update at the start of December, maybe it's time to change again.
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I can tell a run will suck before the debut.
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>>552399131
Dober got it worse
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Yeppers
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This wasn't buono at all
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>>552399165
same
>silver and gold collector but always made it to grade A
>try to build umas properly for once because I finally have human rights, read document and umalator
>join practice rooms in and out of /uma/ and win a lot
>CM starts
>2/5
>1/5
>2/5
I will never try hard or listen to /uma/ ever again
am I seething? definitely, trying hard got me nowhere close to just playing the game
yada
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>>552399875
no...
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Hello friends!!
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i will do finish my 3 borrow runs on reset before doing day 1 CMs
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sorta learning but
if i get sparks for a running style i didnt invest into
at what point do i transition and or abandon my current style?
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>>552399423
Thats awfully cute
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>>552399903
post builds
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>>552399940
baby sex
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>>552399423
No amount of stamina will keep a nig alive against another nig. The only way around it is to run so fast that they can't catch up and duel you.
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>>552399131
getting over their humiliation is why vodka and dober are so great
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>Wake up
>Go to finish my shoe donations
>Seven open shoe requests
>Every single one is for sprint shoes
Jesus fucking christ just kill everyone in my club already
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>>552399165
for the first time ever i'm worried i won't even qualify for group A semifinals
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>slap any random accel on golshi
>win
it's just that easy
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This TT hag has a 30% winrate despite me tagging her as unfit for scorpio
I have an oonige
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>>552399940
I warned you. I'm going to fuck that baby now.
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>>552399174
What stuff does oneechan have
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>>552399875
Bu-oh no…
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>>552399736
theres more!? D:
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>>552399946
>do finish
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>>552399940
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>>552399940
hello baby poster
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>>552400031
>>552400141
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Ryan is a fucking joke lmao
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>>552400148
Mainly UI/Themes and some additional QOL features. There's one called StyleChan which I might look at since Onee hasn't been updated since 2024.
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>>552400080
Sorry we trade pinks in Mambo.
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remember when JP veterans claimed global does not have le stamina cards yet to build *check notes* the 700 stamina big nige
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>>552400335
dont say that...
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can anyone please slop marvelous sunday nipple fuck
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>>552400343
What QoL features? I don't really need to change my theme
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>>552400080
and the problem is...?
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>>552400087
so you use the late surgers to proc NSM? with those mid race skills, i can imagine goldship catching up to some of the worse pace chaser too
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>>552400447
Remember when /uma/ said you need 1000 stam + 1gold to build a big nige for a mile race?
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>>552400173
urara too
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>>552399940
that room looks familiar...
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>>552400080
>This kills the dirter
kwab
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>>552400141
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Even gaslight anon has quitted the game...
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Gooooood morning, /uma/. No more holidays… CM day 2 will be butter.
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>>552399940
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shes cute?
is she strong?
got her from those new trainer mission tickets
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Please let me eat your umanko
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the oonigger triple front spam shit is extremely obnoxious because it completely breaks the race AI for non-fronts
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i messed up the picture in previous thread
would you guys swap tacchy for wolf girl here? i feel like she did nothing first day, is single dominator even that important (yes i fell for the hybrid meme)
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>>552400694
she’s cap (as in peak)
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>>552400080
we must reclaim the dirt nation...
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>>552400694
hope you used the randomized ones BEFORE you used the voucher
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>>552400694
She's the cutest and quite literally peak
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>>552400694
She’s the best.
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>>552400529
yes, the lobbies are rife with unlucky pacers that just exist to feed golshi
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>>552400748
yes, is there a difference?
>>552400745
>>552400783
excellent.
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>even Mambo is A+ now after botting as well
Is global hopeless at this point?
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>>552400447

The whole runaway is biggest gaslight operation I've seen. Though they're technically right we don't have the career modes/raw stat gains to build a runaway that can live through spot struggle and still win. But the misinformation combined with bad track for unrestrained made everyone in the mile CM think runaway takes a million stamina when in reality the Suzuka were just too damn slow with no accel.
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>>552400694
yes, she's a strong all rounder for anything but sprint
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Existence is torment, toreena-san.
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>>552400530
I forgot about that... I've gotten desensitized from stamina neicha murmur gaslights back in taurus
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Mejiro Ship
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>>552400847
Ranks will stabilise after a week
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>>552400847
The club is actually called MamBOT, but we left the T out to confuse anons.
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>>552400739
>he doubted

>>552400834
>yes, is there a difference?
If you need it to be explained:
Tickets are RNG and if you use a voucher to handpick something first, your odds of getting something new are worse because you have more things from the pool.
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>>552400847
mambo could be S (no botting) if danchou grew a spine and kicked the leeches out
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my triple front team are turf rapists
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>>552400498
This stuff here, I can't be assed listing everything, however some changes I've made were to the catalog looking nicer and changes with the QR. Oh and I like having my wife as a mascot on my screen so that's one of the major reasons I use it.
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>>552400937
Nature's feet in my mouth
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>>552400965
The T is silent btw (it's French).
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>>552400678
cm day 1 was already really good though
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>>552400447
Try winning with your oonige with another oonige in the room, my brown botting globaltard
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kawaii kawaii curren chang
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>>552401036
Is there a french Mambo?
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>>552400678
day 2: the big nige menace
i just want to get to the finals...
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>>552400740
thats a pretty good narita and that tachyon has 0 accel so she is useless
do it
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First time ever I qualified for group A! I'm no longer rookie trainer!
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Not to worry, I have already qualified with my big nige so I will do my Day 2 runs with a sandbag team to get more newcuties into A2. No need to thank me :)
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>>552401283
Congratulations! Don't forget the lube
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>>552400886
Cute fatty
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>>552401079
I HATE CURREN
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I love it when these events pop up you just get free stamina for nothing
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>>552398438
Red hot.
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For me it's Tore-chan
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sir, this is my 3rd cm and I believe it's VERY over
>lost to a ticket with 1k/700/700/300/500
>lost to a ryan with 1k/600/1k/300/400
>lost to a suzuka with 1.2k/600/600/300/600
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>>552400886
6, 7 children
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>>552401074
I don't have an oonige but when Taabo comes to global I will
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>>552401208
Mmmm wish I rolled on manhattan, but I had to save for kita 2.
I ended up rolling 400 times without a single kita too, so cafe would've bricked my account.
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>>552401043
>9/20
Y-yeah man
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>>552400886
>isn't vidibly aged up at all
Whats the point
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The best part of any CMs is the doomposting when Round 2 starts
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>>552401541
It only takes 7 wins to get plat.
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MARUZENSKYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>552401461
>Lucky Seven
>Giving up the view from the lead
>Tactical Tweak
>Overstamming with McQueen
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Ahem
FUCK NIIIIIIII
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>>552401601
>Whats the point
see image
think "cute"
save image and scroll down
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>>552400886
why is she a Boca Juniors fan
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>>552401641
Underrated wife in /uma/
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>>552401601
girls don't really change after finishing puberty
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I'll go back to playing casually
Trying hard only to lose made me hate the game, I don't like that
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>>552401762
condor trainer with the elephant mask is really good
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>>552398824
If you have MLB Kita/FM/Creek you're free to pull for Umas for a bit or save for important banners like the tachyon/Light hello banner
Mr CB wit is good, especially for ends, if you want something besides speed Maru
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>>552401461
Golshi with useless dober inherit. No pump. No shift or flowery.
Pace chaser with shift
Another pace chaser with no accels and enough stam to run 2400m, for some reason.
I think I see the problem... no, many problems here
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>>552401762
peak
best way to reign in any unruly umas.
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>>552401461
>too much stamina for 2km
>too many heals for 2km
>no gold speed skills other than NSM (not very good on pace)
>no accel skils on macqueen
>no spurt on gold shit
if you're a F2Pchad late surgers are your best friend, pace/front need more stats, ends are fine too
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>>552401461
retard
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>>552401601
uma don't age
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>>552401904
I thought it was char
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when does uma day reset again
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I thought Tosen Jordan and Helios were the same horse until 5 minutes ago.
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>>552401965
I like fatty umas
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>>552402031
5mins
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When is bride Curren Chang?
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Does anyone have that one soundpost where umas dance one by one on a colorful background and this plays:
https://music.apple.com/gb/song/interlude-interlude/1778905661

it was very cute I want to save it
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>pace chaser
>it's on!
>go into 2nd place
>die
kekchaserbros wtf...
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>>552401461
Bro, if your only accel is NSM (red shift does literally nothing on pacer this time) in a cm with SEVERAL perfect accel uniques there was no hope to begin with.
At LEAST rebuild your golshi with pump and red shift or sfv NOW so it can autocarry you to b finals. This is a no-brain cm and you still fucked it up.
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Today I will remind you Air Groove is the result of teenage pregnancy and her mother raced in the Japanese Oaks after she was born which is only allowed for Umas in their second year of racing and Air Groove was at least 5 years by that point meaning Air Grooves Mom was 13 at best when she gave birth.
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>>552401168
yeah that's what i was thinking thanks anon
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>>552402035
I don't understand how this happens
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um... teiofags could just post a picture of themselves on a scale with a healthy weight to restore their reputation... could it be that...

oh nyo...
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Wei
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>>552402035
I used to confuse Helios and Vivlos all the time.
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>>552402343
I don't own a scale... I don't wanna see it man
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>>552402035
I thought the same of yaeno muteki and bamboo memory until I got a random event of the muteki card and i was like WTF
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Has your Club cooldown expired? Apply to Autis/uma/! The latest /uma/ club with plenty of room for (You). Either apply to the club directly or reply to this post with your ID for an invite.

Goal Rank: A
Quota: Performance-Based rather than traditional quota system
Club ID: 231973146
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I finally got one and she sucks ass...
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what is a comforter?
it sounds ... wrong
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>>552402483
at least those two at least look similar
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>>552402483
This mixup I understand. And if Fine Motion wasn't a total doofus sweetheart I would confuse her with those two as well
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Every fucking time.
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>>552402651
Never forget the corean comfort uma.
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>>552402560
She's so sexy.
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>>552402624
ahem... I'm sorry but from now on... BUHHHIIIIIIII SQUEEEEEE OINK OINK SQUEEEEE OINK BUHIIIIII
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>>552402628
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who the fuck is this anyway
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>>552402651
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>>552402624
>he didn't lose his S virginity to his wife
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what the fuck is a torepi
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DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
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>>552402804
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>>552402906
torepi = raped trainer
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>>552402902
I didn't get my wife after the 80 rolls I saved up for her.
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>>552402539
>Quota: Performance-Based rather than traditional quota system
Tf does that mean?
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I DONT HAVE ANY FUCKING ELIGIBLE UMAS FOR THIS?????
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>>552403018
If you loved her you'd swipe for her.
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>>552403062
bwo... open league is for b ranked babies or lower...
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>>552403062
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>>552403062
>he picked open league
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>>552403062
Bwo
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>>552403079
If money could by love I would be married by now
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>>552402834
A cutie
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No one says ohayou back to me when a new day starts. And I know there are other club members logged in because I see the number of shoes donated to me increase ;_;
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i type /uma/ club names in the search menu but it pulls up random ass club names instead
am i bricked?
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>>552403062
F
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>>552402851
thats a blanket
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>>552403021
SEXXXXX
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>>552403062
just like make one
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>>552403062
Everyone laugh at him
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>>552403062
And now someone will try and call you a tryhard if you try and make an Uma that is B rank without going over into B+
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>>552402834
Cum rag, her hair I mean.
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lmao why does she look like that
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>>552403219
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>>552403221
You got blacklisted bwo...
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>>552403035
It means if you don't leverage core skillsets and world-class club synergy through shoe trading and careers to meet real-world fan demands and reliably adapt to hit evolving targets danchou will have to put you on a performance improvement plan to enhance your career mode in order to provide the club the critical competitive advantage needed to take it to the next level.
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>>552403062
I find it more tedious making an uma for open league rather than pumping out a jobber (aka 99% of my aces) for graded.
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>>552403436
Thanks Chatgpt
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>>552403062
Bring out your rating calculator
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Did you make a present for your danchode on the first?
I lost 5 races reeee
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>>552403143
>>552403152
I dont have any S/A+ rank umas
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>>552403325
T-thanks...
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>>552403035
Just like /uma/ club they base their quota on what is needed for A. Say, if 200m is needed for A then everyone must do 7m monthly needful.
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>decide to quit yesterday after winning only 1/15 races this cm piled on top of a million loses the previous 2
>rage pull on dober banner and waste all my savings
>get dober, biwa and jordan
>hate biwa and dober's kit
>jordan is cute and looks good
Meh, I'll try to build a good one with today's tries.
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>>552403530
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>>552403062
>He didn't read the words on the screen
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uma christmas in 3 days
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>>552403517
It's easy on Taiki. Just use 3 speeds, 2 wit and Riko. Use Riko, use her...
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>>552403612
>hate biwa
FUCK YOU
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>>552403035
the bottom 10% get culled every month
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>>552403483
But I typed that myself by hand...
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>>552403323
She didn't proc her ult, so she owes me anal
And she doesn't get to shower
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only 51 to go
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>>552403612
You don't deserve Dober
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>>552403735
>speaks fluent corpo
my sympathies
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>>552403062
Love how the "Hurr open is ackully more difficult than graded" cope eventually disappeared as more and more gibs went out
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>>552403673
Not him, and I don't care about Biwa, but I will always RESPECT someone who defends the umas they like.
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>>552403735
NTA but
ditch work for like 3 days
you type like a depressed officeworker
jesus christ
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>>552403735
They trained all the AIs on your corpo speak
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>>552403035
We keep tabs on everyone’s performance in the background without policing your gameplay. We’ll let you know if you’re falling behind and what can be done to address that while still meeting the requirements for our goal rank.
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Don't bully Professional Turbo!!
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daily pulls everyone etc you get the jizz HOLY FUCK FINALLY A LUCKY UMA PULL
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>>552403035
so basically you and dancho get in a room you get on your knees and he evaluates your performance
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being a corpo wagie is a thing
but imagine how it must feel to be a corpo wagie uma...
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>>552403612
>Dislike Dober's kit
>Still ragepull her banner
retard
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About to get a 5 win sweep then I lost to this
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>>552403554
>Say, if 200m is needed for A then everyone must do 7m monthly needful.
This is an uma club, not a sweatshop.
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>>552403852
It's funny because B Rank dosent let you do all that much anyway, baby's first B rank uma has as much chance as winning as anyone.
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stop bullying my autistic danchode or else
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>>552404027
What a wingman
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Which umas literally want to kill each other
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You will call me Boss, not Danchou.
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>>552404250
My danchou can beat your danchou, nerd.
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>>552404282
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>>552404296
zip it danchud come back when you have a higher fan count than me
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I just gave up on 5 careers in a row.
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>>552401393
>I HATE CU
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What's going on
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>>552404484
It says 233 on my machine
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>>552404332
We should have a Club Leader only set of races to determine who is the best Danchou.

9 Umas, one Uma per Danchou, 5 races from every category.
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how do i make dober stop being a retarded jobber
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>>552404452
Imagine?
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>>552404484
Says 188 for me
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How do I make a soundpost?
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>>552404602
>Dober
>Rhymes with jobber
at last I truly see
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SUPPORT BONUS CHECK
You need at least 7.5% to pass the check.
You aren't a supportlet, right anon?
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>>552404452
this art is making me extremely uncomfortable
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>the backline will never catch u-
teio got fucking destroyed
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>>552403673
I don't hate Biwa, just her stupid useless skills
>>552404159
I rage pulled bro
And I like her, not her kit
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>>552404475
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>552404484
hehe...
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>>552404662
Add sound to it
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>>552404702
just finished doing all my umas so now I can waste monies on this
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>>552404702
I completely forgot this existed since launch...
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>>552404821
WHY HOLES IN HATS
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>>552404821
Oh no... We're now Mambots...
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>>552404913
ears
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>>552404913
FUCK HATS
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>>552404954
see tazunabros, I knew she wasn't lying...
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>>552404954
But they make uma hats. Sweepy wears one extra for these
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>>552405030
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Can some kind anon link me to JP umalator? I want to see how Dober ult perform, the global one hasn't updated yet
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maybe Teiofags are onto something....
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NIGGER BROUGHT A FULL-ON DEBOOOOOFER IN HER 2* OUTFIT
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>>552404702
I haven't needed it
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7 and great misfortune befalls everyone
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>>552405128
I'M GAINING WEIGHT
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>>552405223
7 and you have to post Fuku porn again to shut you up
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>>552405128
Onto what?
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>I have less speed with 3 cards than power with 1 card by 3rd year start.
Cards avoiding speed training so much cant be natural rng, it must be rigged. Fuck cyjews.
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does cm8 have a downhill?
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>>552405413
maybe
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>>552405413
One, early race. Uphills are useful, downhills are not as useful
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MATIKANEFULLPOWER
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>>552405413
not anywhere meaningful
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schizo horse
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>>552405718
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She isn't a schizo seeing as Shiraoki-sama really exists
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>>552405294
Curse you anon!
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>>552404602
Works on my machine
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>>552405750
irregular bowel movements horse
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>>552405286
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I don't have an immediate need for monies or SP. So, which daily races do I choose if I want to prepare long term?
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Botters are going to hell
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>>552405128
I played her career today and while she is a brat she is very sexy (always was) (I am 125lbs)
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>>552405996
Have you EVER been short on SP
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>>552405831
Cursing your fellow anons or attempting it is not cool.
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>>552406050
post scale
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>>552405865
teach me your secrets
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>>552406050
post dinner
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>>552406179
A smoke and a cup of coffee
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I'm back! After doing a lot of paperwork to get a job, I got a job offer (finally)
Is there a time limit for this? They said training starts on the 20th so I've got about two weeks. But I don't know if there's a "hurry up and accept the offer" time limit before I'm dropped out of the race, I just need time since I would like to talk about it with my parents and I don't know how long that will take
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>>552406058
Only at the beginning of my journey.
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Anyone using Doto as ace?
If so, can you post her parents, deck and which races you ran?
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Don't be shy to discipline your trainee when the situation calls for it
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>>552406538
>Slop
Get some new material.
I'd prefer if my trainee did that to me anyway.
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>>552406478
I posted her in the club
If you're not in my club, I'm not gonna help you
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>>552406616
Nigger post it here.
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>>552406123
Step 1 - gamble
Step 2 - get lucky
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>>552397995
MAKE UP YOUR MIND
IS IT UMAMUSUME OR UMA MUSUME
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>there's anons in this very thread that leave all their R cards at level 1 despite having enough SP & monies to get them all to 25
I have 110 that give me a 3.3% support bonus on their own. Minimal resources used to get them to 25. You're just leaving points on the table for no reason
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>>552406538
she's loving it?
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>>552406395
Just get your moneys
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>>552406616
kill yourself NYOW
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>>552406835
i don't need training wheels, son
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Cranking the throttle with vodka
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1k pieces, rotation
https://jiggie.fun/umajig

>>552394961
done
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>>552406835
Most of us don't need crutches to cling onto class 6
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Aiee you're on the wrong training
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>>552406712
>>552406926
I was just joking..
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>>552407015
super gay
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>>552407015
Is that what the kids are calling it now?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeA5zfQhTj0

This succubus has a pretty nice song
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>>552406608
>Slop
I don't think it is, the guy posts WiPs on his le secret umanko sharing dicksword server
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I really like Festival City's Ult.
One thing I just realized is how versatile she is, with no G aptitudes anywhere she can run most CMs
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>>552406116
I took a pic but it's 130 now because of waterweight so I'm too self concious to post
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>>552406926
doto would say this
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>>552407247
If only she could run those well
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>everyones requesting only med shoes
now THIS is gonna be a comfy club
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>>552407305
I would cum if Doto said this to me
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>>552404702
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>>552407393
danchou literally tells you off if you request dirt shoes
watch your back
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There's nothing wrong with requesting dirt shoes, just do it yourself and you won't run out
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>>552407176
>Youthful Eyes
Sounds like an Anime OP, honestly
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>>552407393
brother it's 2026 and you're STILL complaining about dirt shoes
you should have 600+ at least and have already bought out everything in the cp shop with a stash to spare
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>>552407537
good, i only request meds anyway. easy points, everyone has a shitton of them, and theyre the most versatile shoe. everyones happy
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>>552407613
careful or you will anger the witlets
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>>552406351
Congratulations anon, glad to hear the interview went well. The best way to find out if there is a time limit is to just ask, most employers are understanding and it is in their best interests to keep you now that you've been through the whole process. Just don't try to negotiate an extension since you have very little bargaining power for an entry-level job.
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HOLY SHIT SHE IS DOING IT
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Dirt shoes are the more ethical choice compared to spr*nt shoes.
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So who's the biggest priority of the Story mode SSRs, Brian?
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more like Eishin Flash's Stunning Racks!
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I've heard Tokai Teio is for men of a more rotund bearing
I believe i have found my uma
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>Med S on first inspiration
>777 speed start of senior year
This is it. This is the run.
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leave Day 2 to me
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>>552407804

>wins by a nose
>its because of her bust size being larger

kino
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this is good for another race, right?
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>>552407950
there is literally an official umayon 4koma about this
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>>552407884
I had a run like that yesterday and for some ungodly reason my Creek decided to lose 4 times in a row to the Spring Tenno Sho.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hVXt9NYiJA

uma for this song????
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>get lucky pace
>fuarck its over....
>actually win with just head-on
>wtf
>check lobby
>it was a jobber lobby
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>>552408017
It wasn't
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>>552407986
delete this
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I fell for the ei ei mun propaganda.
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what's better, single circle corners and straights or double circle corners?
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>>552408213
That meaning?
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>>552408269
Always single x2, double circling only adds 0.1 speed whereas another single adds 0.15
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I wish umas were real
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>>552407710
Thanks! Is there a specific way to word this? Do I just ask if there is a time limit for accepting this?
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>>552408131

I had this issue too since I didn't put Angling on my Tachyon, she can outrun front runners and it ends not triggering SfV and then you end up jobbing
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>>552408409
Just ask for the deadline for signing the job offer.
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>>552408409
Yes.
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i wish i had a job
>t. fresh graduate with a degree in chemistry (i hate it tbqh)
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>>552408096
Well the rainbows have completely fucking dried up so...
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>>552408652
what the fuck
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>>552408487
>>552408610
Alright, sent! Thank you for the help anons
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>>552408683
Never jinx yourself and say “this is the run”.
Only after, reflect and say “this was the run”.
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junior year and already bricked
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>>552404702
This is my limit as f2p without upgrading R cards outside of Rudolf R card.
Just cant compete with paypiggies sadly with how much extra cards they have
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>trying to make a better last minute Golshi
>get a fast learner + hot spring God run
we are so fucking back
it only took 100,000 bad runs to get there
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As for me I had my first onsite interview all year last December and just got the rejection email.
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When suptix?
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Sex with Verxina
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NOOOO I DON'T WANNA WORKKKK
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test
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>>552408340
Genuinely enjoy Bakushin. Look at the smoochable face
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>>552408914
Kitasan always jobs. I wonder if JP had a better experience with Kitasan during Unity as they hadn't had the front runner nerfs that we've got.
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Despite having an advanced weeaboo mastery of Japanese I can't understand a fucking thing Fukukitaru says. Does she have some kind of accent?
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Getting fans for my danchou is my work.
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>>552408914
>already bricked
Dancho!
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RARE ACCUPUNCTURIST IN UNITY!?!?!
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>>552409257
bigfoot sighting
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>>552409257
CGI
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>3 speed cards in the deck
>they will NOT go on speed

ARRGHHH
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>>552409149
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>>552408997
Nice golshi anon, let us know if she gets more than 10% wr.
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>>552409160
Marry Taiki
Fuck Fuku
Kill Suzu
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ウマオオオオ is looking for new members. Quota is 40m.
Apply with /uma/ if you don't wanna dox your ID
40m is easily doable with natural TP.
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>biwa doesn't get head-on
what the FUCK
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I fucking hate Suzuka career runs. You have to do extra races to get her skill upgrades and a single loss in any race basically bricks the run from runaway.
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thank you fuji
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why the fuck is this saying "invalid characters"
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>>552409395
I'll join but only if you kick all botters
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>>552409530
3p
You know what it means
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Teio umanko
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>>552409473
simply dont lose. i run the DAHHHHHHHHBY and the japan cup and its usually pretty free.
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>>552409545
The only botter left. We all appreciate his service for carrying previous danchode.
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>>552409609
Third player!
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>>552409530
3pac
japan doesn't like rap
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>>552407393
Let me guess, B+ casuals
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>>552409685
shakurbros...
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sucking anon's wife's tits
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The Vodka SR is really good by the way. It’s a shame it’s attached to the worst possible banner in existence.
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My best attempt so far and didn't realize till the end that Bourbon didn't finish her event chain... two more tries until it's really over.
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>>552409826
How is it good?
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It's looking grim for HonseFun without the botter. They'll be lucky if they get B+
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>>552409149
those fucking stomps
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>>552410109
I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT SO CUTE
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>>552409149
this horse is literally me
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Are you ready for Christmas on the 13th month?
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>>552409149
Bratty horse
Needs correction
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>>552410216
What the fuck is Christmas?
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>>552410216
What is Christmas?
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>>552410270
Belno knows how to please a man
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new cryer
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>>552410312
sex
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>>552410149
This artist draws some deliciously plump umas. Just the right amount of squish. Look at those bountiful kitasans...
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>>552410312
why is she crying :(
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>>552410270
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>just realized I haven't run a single career in over a week
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>>552409395
An S tier club might generate more carets but it can't compare to the cozy atmosphere of a comfy B+ club!
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>>552409826
Looks like a worse King Halo to me.
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>>552409149
So this is the lore behind yada
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6* spurt, I'll take it
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>Looking for clubs to join
>Some of those A and B+ clubs in the search are in the 2000-4000 range
I actually feel bad for them
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>>552410459
Mambro...
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>>552410070
Why did you kick the clanker, he wasn't hurting anyone
>>552410459
Ra...
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>>552410312
mfw KFC tells you you can't just order "all of it"
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>>552410459
Don't check your club ra...
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>>552410459
feels good, I usually do the minimum during the time the cm is happening and focus a little more when its over
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>buy long shot
>3rd favorite
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I hate ooniggers
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>>552410149
hot threesome with these two
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>>552410546
Now show the blue.
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>Riko doesn't show up on any training for 5 turns in a row
>fail to get her special event as a result
Why do I even take this dogshit card?
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When you think about it, Mambo islike the haru urara of /uma/. It sucks and always fails but everyone loves talking about it!
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Feels like this is the way to go for sprint CM. Now I just need to get more than 0 speed rainbows during senior fall/ura.
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>>552409160
Orange friends!
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>>552410751
what even determines favorite
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Take that back it doesn't suck
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>>552410459
Ra, your mambros... they exiled you...
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And screw you too, Fuji.
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>>552411054
mambo swallows
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>>552410941
Almost half the track is downhill. I feel like you really want a lot of wit for that
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>>552411142
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>>552411054
I'm quitting the game if I get mambo
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>>552411168

Maybe if I had MLB Fine Motion, she has very low priority at low LB and didn't show up at all on wit during that run.
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>lost a couple matches to a dober
i hate dogs
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>>552411142
I got my crystal shards and bounced. Fuck that.
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>>552411267
She is a two star. You'll get eventually
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2-2-2-2
This is my first time not able to get to Round 2 Group A on the first day ffs.
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Any girls in here?
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>>552411294
This dog hates you too.
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Ei Ei
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>>552410641
Idk I'm not the danchou
Maybe he felt guilty about housing a clanker
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>>552411401
I bet you're not even using dober for this CM fake oshifaggot
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>>552411410
It's hip hip, you bigot
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So wait, how are you supposed to get Haru to win the Arima Kinen? Even with perfect sparks on both sides she just gets to D rank long/turf. Are you supposed to fixate one instead of trying to get both upgraded?
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>>552411449
I never claimed that she's my oshi, and I don't even own her.
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and then... ?
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nobody. fucking. cares.
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the day of the brickening
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>>552411594
then stop posting her
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>>552411569
Inspirations and clocks
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>>552411569
You take 9 long, 9 turf, and run 9001 careers until they both proc twice at inspo.
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>>552411636
rape the torena-san
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>>552411641
unc this meme is older than the majority of thread posters
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>>552411664
No.
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>>552411656
I'm sparking this feral boy
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>>552411636
AND THEN YOU BECAME SKELETON
AND WROTE THIS...
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>>552411594
What a horrible twist
I will no longer reply to Doberposters
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should I get
>double circle med corner
or
>single circle med corner/straights
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My half assed first run Dober won once, that's neat
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>>552411898
single x2
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>>552411569
like this
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fuck the dude below me
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>>552411965
anon you didn't give me any information. anon this isn't helpful.
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hehe
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i'll fuck the dude above me
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>>552407613
>request dirt shoes
>nobody donates
now what
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>>552412107
Do not fuck the clanker
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>>552411896
Since when were we only allowed to post reaction images of our oshis?
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>>552412117
run dirt racists and screw danchou's quota over
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>>552411763
nyooo the polls have revealed /uma/ is full of ojisans and some are married
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>>552411656
There's no bricking if no one's pulling
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>>552412194
>Since when were we only allowed to post reaction images of our oshis?
never but it gives a false impression when you rename an image file. for instance, no one would ever think I'm a Oguri oshikek by posting this.
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>>552411569
like this
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new cryer
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>>552412117
Leave and join a /uma/ club
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>>552412240
>married
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>>552412284
it stays in the pool permanently... waiting....
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TEIO YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING RETARD DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU LOST???
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>>552412240
>gay couples on /uma/
So proud of this general
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>>552412471
not her fault you didn't give her angling
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>>552412096
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>>552412296
>when you rename an image file
But I made all of these reaction images and named them to make them easier to search for in my reaction folder. I don't want to use some kind of image name anonymiser script...
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>>552412471
why
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>>552411569
Bringing G aptitude to A is diving into hell itself, but you still can win Arima with D but you need to pump her full of speed and power
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>turf S distance S
>no rainbows 10+ turns in a row
fuck you cyjews
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>>552412552
>image name anonymiser script...
do people really do this
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>>552412383
a fine addition to my collection...
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You people are acting stupid again.
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>>552409796
on the edge A actually
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>>552412552
4chan X does it for you
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>>552412723
I don't trust technology and won't use any addon.
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>>552407393
>>552412719
What club, nonny
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Who do we blame for /uma/ being so retarded…
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>>552412552
>I don't want to use some kind of image name anonymiser script...
How new are you?
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>>552411294
>check dober
>she only has one good skill
>it's slightly more consistent than ryan's if you have high wit
Lmao how did you lose to her
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>>552412702
I'm not acting.
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>>552412471

>he didnt listen and forgot to put angling on
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>>552412240
>taking my old men away from me
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>>552412891
i look like this
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>>552412552
I just keep mine in a folder and search through the whole thing every time I need an image. Eventually you start to memorize roughly where they are.

>>552412723
Never used never will.
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>>552412658
they're like big dogs
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>>552412702

Acting?
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>>552412552
>not remembering where each image is in the folder
weak
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>>552412702
I am the real deal
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>>552412837
Very new. I definitely haven't been here for two decades.
>>552412983
>search through the whole thing every time I need an image
I do that for images I've saved as I don't rename them, but for the uma reaction images I ended up naming them all which makes it a lot quicker to get the one I want.
>>552413057
Impressive. Very nice.
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>>552412702
STUIPD IS A WAY OF LIFE
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what will the sparks be...
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I really really REALLY hate my danchou
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>no speed rainbows for most of senior year
bruh
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>>552413295
same
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>>552413295
same
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>>552413287

1 * Wit

>>552413319

iktf, love when you get the right inspirations too and the game goes "nah fuck you"
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>caring this much about anonymizing image names
soulless, if you're using 4chanX you can rename in the reply so instead of a jumble of numbers you can literally write whatever you want on it
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>>552413287
2* guts 1* long 2* focus 1* groundwork
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Done my 3 borrows and only last one ended up being ace. When will we be able to use clocks for normal races in career?
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>>552413456
>>552413491
:(
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>>552412702
Imagine if I wasn't acting and showed you the real deal
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>>552413490
I just copy the image to my pre-posting folder and rename there before attaching.
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>>552413490
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>>552412817
(You).
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Isn't Sakura Laurel way too fucking lewd? We need to do something about her.
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>>552413649
You have a contract trainer, it's your job to deal with that
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>>552412794
why are you everywhere I go nonny anon
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Nee-san jobbed to a plush stand how will she recover from this
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>>552413649
Wrong thread?
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>>552413649
Honestly, if you neglect your trainee into becoming very aggressive and a rapist, you probably deserve it.
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>>552413490
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hehe...
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>>552413649
She is your trainee. Go marry her or something.
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rate my pull bwos
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Taishin CM
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>>552413776
>losing to donna AND your sisters
...
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>>552413914
Is that Curren?
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>>552404282
>>
epic

simply epic
>>
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>>552412692
>>552412383
>>552410312
dacchis these are called spikis..
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>finally hit stat targets on Kawakami
>no medium S
>mediocre skills
Pain...
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>>552414112
nyo, those are cryers
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>Took us one hour to finish a single flippable jiggie
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my game look kinda weird
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>>552414052
this nigga doesn't know how to have multiple tabs open at once lmao
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kekchasers... wtf...
who gets my 3 borrow runs today? im thinking digitan but man my teio SUCKS
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>>552413649
Another whore added to the list.
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What is the late surger build for next CM? NSM, Dober and Ryan uniques, and a lot of late-race speed?
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>have to go to a fucking birthday today
nyooo, I want to play uma musume all day
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>>552414335
>Waah my 75% WR :(((
fuck off
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>>552414295
You'd imagine that it being nothing but AI slop would draw all the browns to it but that didn't happen.
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>>552414515
The usual
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>>552414568
>wants to grind fans
+1 social credit
at 10 you can get danchou feet pics
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>>552414515
Yeah
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>>552414568
>have to
Did this person help you through a very tough time in your life?
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>>552413790
English translated media is on topic for English translated Umamusume thread.
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>>552414631
almost upskirt
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>>552414580
75% is a high win rate for day 1?
gro???
john jobber?
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>>552414631
is something wrong with you screen settings? it's weirdly bright
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>>552414335
Its never teiover
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>>552414809
Its the light reflecting back from her forehead
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>>552414671
it's my only friend though we barely talk
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>5 mood downs senior year
ok
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Dober career is so unstable man
the rushed condition makes her ult unreliable in early years
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>>552414873
That's nice, tell him I said hi and enjoy yourself
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>>552414631
why is she so violent?
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>>552414873
anon this is just sad
if you want to be a recluse just say you're hungover still
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>>552414335
well at least she gets 3rd 80% of the time lol duel chariot
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>>552413649
A shame they tone down her personality in Star Blossom
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>>552414986
God I wish
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>2 threads ago was a literal reddit meme
>failed bot thread is another reddit meme
>this and last thread was both soulful and based
i wonder who is behind this
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>>552414873
it's 1 day a year you fat fuck just go
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>>552415153
(Me)
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>>552415069
>tone down
more like completely changed it
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>>552414986
I don't think that's sad. I haven't been to a birthday party since middle school. I haven't a single friend since college over a decade ago. And I don't consider that to be sad. It just is what it is.
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>>552414908
First time?
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>>552415186
GET THIS ANON!
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>the guy that complains about threads is here
it's over
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>>552415153
i made this thread, anon
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>>552415267
my last 2 CMs Eishin got late started in the Finals
let's hope this CM will be the one where she wins me Platinum
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>>552415397
Ryan should show her abs all the time
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I'm going to fucking kill myself
The VERY LAST turn, +54 in Speed, 1% failure chance, and IT FUCKING FAILED
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>the guy that complains about the guy that complains about the guy that-
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>>552415397
>reddit memes or ryan thread
truly a monkeys paw...
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why does kachi umalator not have dober or festival city, wtf
the alpha one is so bad, I don't wanna use it
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Pic is me reading the skill list and realizing Bourbon didn't even start her event chain the entire run. Surely my last borrow will be better...
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Am I doing something wrong, or is Teio shitting herself? I really don't think Golshi should be outperforming her.
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>>552415580
no one uses them
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>>552415501
I genuinely don't know how to console you on this, here is an image of Taki
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>>552404332
Yeah your faggot danchou can beat my danchous cock
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>>552415715
Be honest anon, is it glue?
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>>552415695
no one uses dober's ult?
at least pretend to read the thread
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>>552415627
Goldshi will outperform anyone with that unique of hers
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Please dont tell me this is the way
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>>552415740
autis/uma/ danchou would never agree to this
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>>552415774
Your pump?
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So?
Is she good or nah?
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>Captcha changed
>It's fucking dice now
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>>552415774
Let it be known I was so fucking upset that I forgot that this race isn't Firm Conditions.
I'm honestly just going to uninstall the game and fling myself off my balcony.
>>552415885
On a pace chaser?
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>>552415774
inherited red shift literally does nothing.
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>>552415774
>firm conditions
You have 2 wasted skills on top of the failed speed training
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>>552415740
Joke's on you, danchou's grip is insane
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>>552415912
good for correction
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>>552415912
The best late in the game
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Happy Friday /uma/
Hope you're doing well today
Remember to post your oshi at-least once
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>>552415774
it's ok... it will get you to a finals
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>>552414631
>not clicking her forehead to advance the dialogue
soulless
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>>552416032
Bronze title here we go!
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Do you think this Taiki can win a room? Last skill is Head On.
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>>552416031
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>>552415740
for free?? my dancho would never...
join almondlove
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>>552415580
WHAT IS THIS DIDDY BLUD DOING ON THE CALCULATOR? IS BLUD EINSTEIN?
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>>552416031
do this so I can cast a curse on every horse
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>>552416181
Showoff
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>saggitarius cup
>950 stam + 400 guts + 1gold, great mood
>89% survival rate
Not looking good for my Taishin.
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>>552416031
I'm going to order 3 chinese meals and down the bottle I stole from my brother's storage
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>>552413490
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The animations in Party Dash look great I just wish they weren't locked behind a 50 dollar game that is pure unfettered ass
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>>552416312
>literally $5 during December
Snooze. Lose.
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>>552416283
I'm holding off on drinking for a bit
I went a little too hard on New years
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>>552416312
https://gg.deals/game/umamusume-pretty-derby-party-dash/
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>>552416439
The best way to cure a hangover is more alcohol
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>>552416012
>best late in game
>no in-built accels other than unique
>less consistent than ryan's in practice
Lmao how fucking 2* Grass is stronger
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>>552416312
The game is actually pretty fun but its over priced for a game that has only like 4 mini games and 5th mini mini game where you play as goldship and shoot things.
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>>552416540
this, grab a beer and ride it out, also eat fried or fatty foods
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>>552415796
just borrow king halo ssr
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>601 guts hidden stat
Time for Urara card to shine?
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>>552415774
If it makes you feel any better, I got a god roll on Cafe where everything was going super well until I lost to Riko's team despite being S rank with full double circles. Then I found during the last race that Kitasan's chain didn't finish and had 2 super low roll runs right after. I believe you can do this again if not too much time has passed.
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>>552416540
hangovers are caused by dehydration so no, however you could say that hangovers are cured by drinking
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>>552416540
oh I ended up having some fast food and a gatorade and was perfectly fine after
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>>552416701
I always make it a point to pick up a bloody mary at the terminal whenever I travel back home.
Of course at the expense of my company.
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>>552416439
Good for you, this is my 2nd time drinking so I'm going to go a little hard today
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>>552416312
>Buying games
Do you really
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ojiisans you shouldn't keep drinking at your age...
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>>552415774
>red shift
bwo I...
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>>552416948
Either the shotgun or cancer will win first. So might as well enjoy it.
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>>552416540
the best way to not get a hangover is to just drink water while you're drinking alcohol
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>>552405128
That outfit's exposed tummy is too lewd
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the last good thread of the year was a ntr thread
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>>552415937
>On a pace chaser?
yes, if you get a front runner heavy lobby (this will happen a lot in A group) then pace chasers will end up in the back half
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>>552416948
I got wasted on NYE and it took me a full 24 hours to recover

getting old feels bad
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I drank yesterday and I could barely handle half of what I used to.... I'm an old man
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>>552415938
I was told its good on late surgers
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>>552417054
After 4loko was nerfed I started bringing gatorade to parties.
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>>552413914
Is this umamusume 2
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>>552416948
I just ate a whole medium pizza and order of breadsticks by mself
not a teiobro btw, but I do like her and want her.
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>>552416439
>Drink alc once a year (christmas/new year)
>Have stuff ready to go but can't inhale it (mixed) cuz of my heart this year
Bit annoying, but it's not like it will go bad so whatever.
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>>552413914
is Stay With Me a for (you) yuma?
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>>552417192
Sure, if they delay proc it. If you delay proc on a pace you already lost.
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should i risk it?
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>>552416421
ffffffffffffffffffffffatty
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>>552416948
I always have food with my drinking and I always do it with somebody with me while we do an activity!
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>>552417487
yeah
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>>552413914
>they couldn't even bother making cards for the normal umas
lmao. also wtf are those eyes on roaring lion
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>>552417487
no, doing all middle gives basically the same rewards, losing is much worse
the difference between all middle and all top is that after the zenith fight you get +9 on all stats instead of +10
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I'm nearing 30 and still never had a hangover, must suck being a liverlet.
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>>552416275
901 stam+601 guts and zero recovery is 99% survival rate. Taishin has +20% guts, so stam sparks plus 1 guts card should get you there,
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>>552417546
It's not consent if they're drunk anon...
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I want to be her toreena
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>>552417781
But she is always the one that comes onto me...
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>>552417716
>the difference between all middle and all top is that after the zenith fight you get +9 on all stats instead of +10
if you do at least 3 tops and 1 middle then you get +50 to all stats for vs. zenith
if you don't get that, you'll almost certainly lose given that your team was too shitty to even rank up properly
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>>552417546
>I always do it with somebody with me while we do an activity!
Same if my somebody with me you all count and if by do an activity drooling while watching 15 year old youtube videos counts
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>>552417716
>>552417946
also you're gimping your training facility levels for the whole run
might as well just run URA
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>>552417946
>>552418119
absolutely wrong, I've done multiple middle only runs and won against zenith every single time
there is no meaningful difference between middle and top
maybe there will be once it gets hardmode but as of yet it's just increasing your career failure rate
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>>552417819
since most of the attention is centered in the main umas I think people wouldn't care if a trainer and her mob uma start dating
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Is it possible to run Pace Chasers with Angling and Scheming for next CM like we did last time there was a Long CM
More to the point, are there any Pace Chasers that are actually good
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>>552418181
Teio! Take the teiopill
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>Last borrow
>No Med S
It's owari...
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>>552416948
Stop calling me an ojiisan!
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>>552417946
you can easily win against riko as long as you're at least top10 (2 middle)
in fact if your last unity race is against turf queens is easier to beat riko with nerfed bonus than them
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>>552418181
>meta every single CM
>any pace chasers that are actually good?
Just use Cinderella
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>>552417935
You should be able to see her bra...
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Are there any spaces on any /uma/ club? One that preferably doesn't require me to treat the silly game as 9/5 job, just chill, trade shoes and do your dailies.
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ojiisans should cum inside tight filly pussy preferably in front of the class
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>>552416948
I inherited an SS+ liver from my grandfather and I will damn well put it to good use.
I probably won't pass it down...
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>>552418408
I have space in my non /uma/ club if you want
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>>552418164
>multiple
so not many, i'm guessing
you're probably training your team properly, so you're just missing out on extra rewards for no reason

>>552418379
if you're up against turf queens then you've already won 3 tops, like i said
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>>552418439
RICER SHOWER WOULD NOT SAY THIS
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>>552418408
autis/uma/ should still have slots
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>>552418408
Just search the list and find ones with no quota.
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>>552418509
>>552418164
soooo, should i fight this top or go to the middle?
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>>552418408
autis/uma/, basashi and honsefun should have a spot!
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Curren whore loves ojiisans
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>>552418509
>so not many, i'm guessing
about 20 runs
how many have you done to confirm how disastrous it is to do 2 middle races compared to losing to a top race?
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>>552418512
ojiisans should cum on rice's bread for breakfast this is what rice wants
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>>552418408
We have a new /uma/ club that's aiming for A but doesn't have a quota
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>>552418680
...and we love her for it!
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>>552418545
>>552418642
>danchou speaks like an HR rep
>OP wants a non 9 to 5 club
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>>552418684
well, my original post was assuming that you were always picking based on your team strength and the predicted results, meaning that if you're doing lots of middle races then your team sucks
but if your team is good enough to win top races, except for freakishly bad RNG, and you pick middle races for the most safety, then i guess you can do that and still be fine at the finals
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>>552418861
our danchou is autistic, please give him a break. hes our autist
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Anons I am trying to get a second front to help my falco this CM, but my options are pretty much only Daiwa or Mayano, and I cannot seem to fita proper deck for them being front, since they need 3 speed cards it becomes harder to reach the power and stam requirements as I need 2 wit cards too... and riko... any advice? I am using stamina parents but I fall short power and sometimes stamina
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>>552418642
none of them show up in my search
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>>552418805
Which club has the best banner?
Which club has the best danchou?
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>>552416857
Based darkcubeGOD stealing money from L*rry F*nk
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>>552418642
>they missed the dahby...
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>>552418919
I only run top races if I have four double circles or three double and 2 single
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>>552418954
Just join a random
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>>552419009
honsefun
almondlove (check the graph)
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>>552416857
My company doesn't let me expense alcohol, muhbenice
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>>552397890
>>552397890
>>552397890
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>>552419036
what if you have 2 double circles and 1 single circle
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>>552419036
three doubles regardless of the others means you win, outside of extreme bad luck and opponents that the predictions can't figure out like suzuka, so i'd say you're training your team just fine and playing it safe
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>>552418965
pretty eyes
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>>552419016
>>552419204
Protip: Alcohol is generally not allowed to be reimbursed.
Therefore, at the terminal you can see if they have a non itemized bill.
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>>552419208
kys
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umankomusumanko pretty umanko
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>>552418954
that's... odd. autisuma shouldn't be anywhere near full. I guess the other two already sent invites
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>>552418938
On Daiwa you can run 2 speed cards. I used Kita, Biko, Riko, Fine Motion, Bourbon, Marvelous. Replace Fine Motion with Tachyon and borrow Biko if you need to.
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>>552398405
Satono Diamond is fat, FAT
I can say this without being raped because there's no images, haha
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make a new thread I'm not using that shit
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>>552419232
the rest being triangles and crosses? nope, won't do it

>>552419252
three doubles isn't safe at all, it's like an 80% chance you win
after dozens of runs, those odds become godawful
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>>552419425
thank you, I will try this one, slotting the third speed card really fucks me over since I'm used to falco
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>>552418954
I couldn't find it either so I just asked danchode to add me
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new bread?
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>>552419630
sorry we're all out of bread gomen gomen
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>>552419208
this one it is then
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>>552419208
Are we using this one or no?
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>>552419797
>>552419797
>>552419797
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>>552419425
how do you get the stamina and power for medium like this tho? are spirit surges enough?
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>>552419828
>>552419828
>>552419828
>>552419828
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>>552419605
Hah!? You message danchou on the secret Umacord?
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how does this keep happening
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>>552419819
>>552419838
classic
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>>552419208
>>552419819
>>552419838
You guys are fucking retarded.
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4 threads up

jannys gonna FREAK
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>>552419962
All 3 threads are shit
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>>552419819
It is this one!
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>>552419962
blame the crybabies



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