Previous: >>552471330>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki ShowtimeCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Teio!
Day 2 results.
>>552487879disgusting
>>552487879lose some weight
Scorpio Cup round 1 status?https://poal.me/avscumhttps://poal.me/avscumhttps://poal.me/avscum
happy friday
12 children
>>552487957>only 12bad cf
i don't even think
Digitan LOVE
>>552487910>>552487943>boomers that still fell for the facebook-tier sloppaSAD
You people are so fucking gross.t. Mejiro Dober
So what did we learn last thread
All 2-3 todaySeething in absolute incel rage, this game is geniunely going to make me go bald
>>552488049419.0 pounds
>14th fucking place in Hopeless >skip stops, meaning it's literally the first time I've seen muteki no Teio's "Defeat" sceneHoly fuck, the homo's mode has hands
>>552487954
>>552488096danchou sucks
Winning Ticket I swear to god stop cucking me out of wins
I think you should eat your vegetables
>>552488049419 KILOGRAMS
>>552488153
>>552488151trainer diff
>>552488096Air Groovefags are also a bunch of fatasses
why are mexicans so weird
>>552488096My Dancho loves to shitpost, and now I can identify his posts.
>>552487372I want Ardan to whisper the lyrics of umapyoi densetsu into my ear
This thread will be umazing!
Billions orange horses must die
>>552488102>>552488195Brown
>>552488229I still think that was a falseflag
ウマオオオオ is looking for new members. Quota is 40m.Apply with /uma/ if you don't wanna dox your ID40m is easily doable with natural TP.
>>552488221I refuse
>>552488256los curis no son mexicanos maldito infrahumano sudasiatico tercermundista
>>552488096browns don't have human rights
>>552488373whoa!
What's the name of the yume wo kakeru (s2 op) violin version that plays in tosen jordans career? can't find it at all
>>552488303There's like 5 air groove fans. Who's there to false flag against?
>>552487831Our Club BRICKED has one open slot!Our quota is 20m fans per month and sitting in a comfy A+ ranking.If you're interested, feel free to give me your UID so I can send you an invite!
>>552488312lol
>>552488279
Fucking gay jewish bullshit
>>552488312BRICKED is looking for new members, quota is 20mPost your UID for an invite or apply with /uma/ in your profile.20m is even more easily doable with natural TP
>>552488373No way!
>>552488436>>552488452Tempting, but i'm not gonna leave my A+ club with 30mil quota... Maybe next month if i get kicked for slacking
How long until next main story chapter?
>>552488436lol
>>552487983Jesus, this makes me nostalgic for my ex-wife and her emotional rollercoasters.
>>552488430Dunno but i dont believe it till i see a receipt.
BRICKED currently has one (1) open slot, with a 20m monthly fan quota. And is on a comfy A+ club rank, join us now!
>>552488256Genuinely think it might be generations of fetal alcohol syndrome
Thank you bakushin
>>552488640
>>552488423nvm found it, why change the name ffshttps://youtu.be/MkjyUsHojOg?si=xSZr_XEErzeFFag-
>>552488256I don't speak brazilian, could comeone explain this for me?
Its the handsome guy!
>>552487853If Shiraoki-sama deems us worthy, yes.
>>552488741If you have a fatty you have everything
>>552488670can you wait 24 more hours
i have yet to have dober win juvenile fillies in career
baka mitaiiiii
>>552488832nyo
>>552488446Her banner's so close, I can practically see myself Pot5ing her day 1.
>>552488465>Stego (the horse) is lighter than TeiofagsIMAGINE
>>552488853isn't she a bit too old for that
ummmmm are we just gonna ignore Dia nipples like this?
>>552488710At this point they got a bigger issue putting down the cola bottle than they do putting down the patron...>>552488807We will get nondescript fried chicken restaurant.And you will like it.
>>552488832nyes
Imagine if you had a gf who played Uma but she made you pay for her pulls and whenever she wanted more she would sit on your dick and put her feet on your face until she was done using your credit card haha
>>552488832Give me your UID so i can invite you and you can accept it once the 24 hour time is over
>>552488860That pic is definitely the best Uma sloppa I've seen in a while.
>>552488373eh I’ve seen flatter
>>552488963I am already imagining myself sucking on them while she gives me a handjob. There's nothing left to say
could mayano be any more perfect?
>>552488992How would that position even work?
>>552488897Brother, my rolls are so cooked. I'll just pay for XOguri instead of rolling so I can hopefully get Ardan. It's also inline with my strategy to chill for the 6 months and roll everything later (FM, Creek, S. Maru, Tachy) anyway.
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>552488084>invertedEWGROSSDISGUSTINGHOLY YUCKOLA
Wish bricked DannyChou would kick his leech gf "GuyRyS"
>>552488569Suzuka chapter was released Dec 21st on JP iirc, a day before the Fine Motion Banner endedIt should arrive on 22 January for us
>>552488256i still cannot comprehend architectfags fat women are disgusting
Golden Oldies?
>>552489139posting Tachyon was enough to show you're gay, you didn't have to yell it out
>>552488998119-354-234-947
>>552489139>bad post (and also gay)>reddit tachyon imageevery time
>>552489139Abysmal taste.
>>552489107Like this
>>552488969Considering they'll obscure Christmas with Holidays despite it said verbally, I don't doubt that. On that note>>552489087MINA!!!! IKUYO!!!!*Brings you the closest thing to Christmas localizers likely had to begrudgingly write out*
Creek daycare center was just a front to rape unsuspecting trainers...
>>552489296
>Goldship keeps punting races by pushing past 6th before Pumping Iron can triggerSeriously considering buying that rookie starter Make Debut ticket just for the ~10% it gives me Taiki.
>>552489351that looks uncomfortable
>>552489369I can't believe creek is Somalian...
36/40. I expected an easy clean 40/40 round 1 considering this is a metaslave comp. Its owari da.
>>552489087Wish we got to meet her dad instead of breaking our back and ending up in the hospital...Atleast her father was understanding not getting to see his daughter because she wanted to stay with us while we were bedridden.
>>552488436bricked danchou here, make twin turbo next time
shinko windy stinks good!
>>552489369It's not rape if you liked it
If I get 3 wins, will doing another cup run reset that?
>>552489538no
>>552489369I will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>552489523stinkhole windy...
>>552489523This horse eats dirt and WILL bite you on the ass
>>552489538Yes
>>552489492Dancho is a Ryanfag???
>>552489612Hot.
>5 wins total in 25 races>suddenly 3 wins and qualify to group A
>Rice let me downDo you think this will work?
>>552489626If you have Pump on your uma, you’re a ryanfag
>>552489646RIP
>>552489626Do you believe everything people post here?
>>552489538Yes. You get extra rewards for leftover tickets and queues to incentivize winning quicker.
>>552489690Curren Chan would say this
I'm starting to lust over the pink, despite also wanting to raise her like a daughterWhat do
>>552489742Get a vasectomy
>>552489538No if you qualify you're qualified for the whole round
>>552489646Prepare for a pangusing.
>>552489626That wasn't Danny cho...
>>552489742Deepthroat a shotgun barrel and hope that your next life won’t be in india and that you don’t lust after urara
>>552489742Why not do both?
>do king halo's career>man, king halo is kinda cute>king halo is kinda hot>I really want to bully king halo>I should run her next cm>I want to see king winHow does this keep happening to me? What is her secret? Someone just crashed into a truck down the street
>>552489742I'd say you were gay if you felt otherwise
>>552489742that's called a daughterwife
>>552489626we are everywhere
>>552489115Yeah, these next few months (Jan-Feb-March) are gonna be tight if you don't have a big stash already. Even if you hope that you get Ardan early.. it's still relying on way too much RNG.I don't know what I'll do after I get her, maybe I'll also just chill and plan out what I'll grab beyond meta cards.
My gorgeous German wife
Good night, /uma/.
>>552489626Mambo danchou here and I like Ryan
>>552489792Rice is so cute
>>552489115>sparking seiunanother one lost to the front propaganda...
>>552489821Run her, she's a winner.
>>552490015goodnight
carrying your cute cripple uma wife to bed
>>552489686>>552489787I just need 1 win in round 2!
>Random mood downs, awful-normal all of classic year>Doesn't heal a mood from R&R even though the migraine cured>Finally get her healed up and start racing again>Skin condition>TissuesRemind me why people say Goldship is moody and hard to train when Oguri exists? Respect for winning all her races in spite of the moods, but if this was an ace run she would have been glue multiple times over by now.
>>552490098Lost? I've bene running triple fronts for awhile now. And not having Seiun is just torture.
Rough ear pulling ass slapping sex with Rudolf
>>552488832nymaybe
>people actually fell for the "Gold Ship is bad for Scorpio" gaslight
>>552490402Did they? I'm just using the umas I like.
>>552490402watched someone that stopped playing the game come back and put his gold ship from cm1 in thereit was actually winning
>>552490308>random career with bad rng>whine whine whine Where do I unsubscribe to your blog?
Umas for this feel?
>>552490367If you slapped her ass, she would immediately see it as competition and dominate you in revenge. You do not slap the Emperor without feeling the consequences
>>552487831I qualified with this disaster of a teamI hope matchups get aids in the next 2 days
>>552489772>>552489808>>552489814>>552489834>>552489851Now that I'm introspecting a bit, it's less "man I wanna fuck her" and more "I just want to see her happy, and will do whatever it takes to do so."Is this how it feels to be a dad?
ok who here did this one kek
>>552490909link it so I can report this chud
>>552490909MonoAIBA, of course
>>552490909Based
*thinks about raping you*
>Lost to thisBros what the fuck...
>>552490909assmangold viewer I bet
>>552490892Yes, those are your fatherly instincts kicking in.
>>552490746You didn’t have to make it even hotter
>>552490402This proves that 99% of people using Gold Ship last CM never actually had her as their oshi despite claiming "I-I actually r-really like Gold Ship! I swear that's why I'm using her!"Those fags probably moved to Suzuka this CM
>>552491074an old man typed this
>>552490308I got hit with Tissues + Migraine combo with her, and Slacker two turns before the Arima Kinen (which didn't heal with infirmary), the worst always comes in Senior year with Oguri. I think it's a way of balancing how OP she is.
The next uma you post? You transform into them tomorrow
>>552490892Pretty muchDo remember that the real Haru Urara never bore any offspring, so you do have the chance to fix that.Wish we got a bit more of the real horse's brattiness, too
>>552491082bald man will save umamusume
we need more teio's therefore i will get rudolf pregnant so gives birth to another teio you can thank me later
>>552491302wrong, you need to get oguri pregnant
Which uma does this describe best?
>>552491285that banner is some nightmare fuel
Bruh, you KNOW you’re cooked when your debuffer gets rated higher than your ace
>friends wanna go out drinking again tonight but I wanna grind fans for Danchou and do my CM races and shitpost
>>552491501fuck off back to your general indo
>>552491409STALLIONS CANT LOVE STALLIONS
>>552488998822191690438
>>552491560But this is my general...
>>552491268My brain couldn't process this for a minute and I thought this meant there were transfer requests opening tomorrow
>>552490909christfags blew their liad in the 60s-90s making everyone hate them for whining about every stupid cultural thing they could. Localization autists burned their own bridge too by sperging out on every stupid change instead of picking their battles
>>552491591shut up, bitch
>>552491534
>Let's open /umag/ at midnight>...>why do I bother
>only rank 11 after senior summerMy no stopping me...
>>552489489>back problem Damn how old is Maya's trainer? Roppei-old?
>>552491660Nobody cares about anything that happened before the 90s bwo
>>552491074*gets aroused at the thought of you raping me*
Tamamo Cross is an Uma that could be like a mother to me
>>552490909Reviews are the only things management really pay attention to. Not like we get surveys to fill out. We could tank ratings if enough people gave a shit.
>>552491664STALLIONS CANT LOVE STALLIONS!!!!!!!
>>552487902Little worried about Round 2 but still hopeful that I'll slide into A finals without too much trouble
>>552491693Where's umag
>>552491660>christfags blew their liad in the 60s-90swhich century's 60s might you be referring to here
>>552491759this unironically
>>552490015it's scorching hot outside though?
stuck on group B, I don't wanna play anymore......
>>552490726Reply STOP to this post with your email in the name field to unsubscribe.
>>552491728He just tried to help some lady put an extra heavy suitcase onto a baggage rack on the train and his spine exploded
>>552491905STOP
Tamamo Cross is evil
>>552491751its not about caring what came before specifically, they just built up an ingrained boy who cried wolf resentment. most ppl know about the movements against rock n roll for example, even if you're a zoomer you probably know about it.
>localizers say they’ll fix the issue>they have the VAs for every single current and future Uma record themselves saying “Happi Horideizu” so it matches the textYou rike?
>>552491618send you an inviteif you ask your current danchou to kick you, you dont have to wait 24 hours btw
>>552491994You sure that's not because of the inbreeding
>Browsing the thread>at night>Throwing out the trash>at night>Posting this image>at night
>>552491956
>1st day of the month>already have a flatlinerMambwos...
>>552487879Teio is perfect just the way she is!
Can’t stop thinking about how good Bourbon paizuri would feel
>>552492049She is not!
>>552492121stop doxxing me
>>552492082When Uma ends in a few years and we get Uma 2, Happy Holidays will become the standard even in the JP version
>>552492053>even if you're a zoomer you probably know about itno, I don't know about every event that occurred on the other side of the world before I was bornor at least I wish I could say I didn't, except burgers have a habit of infesting every piece of english-language media
>>552492164it's just up-down-up-down, not sure how good it'd feel
I'm at 50% win rate on round 1It's over for me, isn't it?
>>552491826i was gonna say 80s at first but 60s is around rock n roll boom which is most notorious example of christfags sperging out over nothingburgers
>>552492115
>>552492053Absolutely nobody cares though, nobody even cares about rock and the holier than thou stuff is attributed to feminists or soccer moms now rather than Christians.
>>552491905SUTOPPU
>>552491074I will make a shitty stick figure drawing of this
>>552492082Why are they banning saying "Merry Christmas" again?>inb4 le muslimsas if muslims are not celebrating christmas too
>>552492087>AAAAAAAAAHHH! I GOT BANNED!>at night
FROM THE MAKERS OF THE GASLIGHT DOC COME THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL: THE GASLIGHT WEBSITEhttps://www.umareference.com/
>runaway suzuka in the room>watch my natie trigger frenzied front runners and trick (rear)huehuehuehuehue
>>552492270
>>552492364Gambler-chan...
>>552490402>>552490624its round 1... been through this 6 times already
>>552492210you can't escape america's cultural imperialism anon, sry. Easy example that comes to mind is the play record backwards episode of That 70s show.
>>552492343Why are they making a website when the google docs was sufficient?
>>552492327it's jews, not muslimstheir version of christmas are the two weeks before it and they hate Christyou also have kwanzaa or something
>>552492343>unironically including these>not even sponsored links???
>>552492343QRD? TLDR? Explain? Also wtf is this new captcha
>>552492082December has a lot of holidays, it also has new years. In which a new year physically begins. Happy holidays is not erasure, it's laziness. Because by saying it you are mentioning every single holiday in the same sentence to somebody you probably wont have a conversation with again. It's a mountain out of a mole hill.
>>552492481tbf google dockey performance fucking sucks
>>552492084i don't personally know the danchud / have their sns and asking it in chat will be awkward so i'm politely asking you to wait for 24 hours...
>>552492327Because when you think of Christmas, the first thing EVERYONE thinks of is the Christian crusaders going out and slaughter innocent Muslims that totally-didn’t-invade-Europe-first-pay-no-attention-to-the-history-books-please-we-beg-you, so of course Christmas can no longer be celebrated unless it’s used by corpos to sell you slop through AI-generated commercialshttps://youtu.be/Yy6fByUmPuE
>>552492481it's nice being able to link people directly to content and have it searchable by things that aren't ctrl+fyou can also bolt things that aren't text onto it later if you want/needt. did the same thing for a game no one played and had no english guides a few years back
>>552492272soccer moms are sunday church goers anon.
>>552492691>Sunday churchWas that the one that worshipped Sunday silence?
>>552492087>>552492330Night Night Night Night Night Night Night Night Night Night Night Night Ni-ni-ni-ni-night!NIGHT
I'M ACCELERATING UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>552492703sundayman is going to kill your mother in her sleep
>>552492703
>>552492554New Years is in JanuaryNo one celebrates KwanzaaAnd both sides of politics hate Jews now, for different reasonsSo no, December is THE Christmas month in most people’s minds
>>552492691In the 80s when you were a kid, yeah. Now, no. Almost no American Zoomer had to go through the trauma of getting dragged to Church on a Sunday forming a lifetime hatred for Christianity. People don't care anymore.
>>552492876Dec 31, 2025 is new years eve. Which is a holiday.
>>552492812Nah. Sundayman is one innocent horse. Just look at him
>>552492327No one is saying it's because of muslims, it's because of trannies. Muslim majority countries like Germany still have Christmas celebrations, it's tranny dominated English speaking shitholes like the US/UK that celebrate Happy Holidays.
>>552492650or those turning away from religion in the first place did it to spite christfags because theyve been annoying fags for as long as anyone can remember Its not like we've all become more knowledgeable about mus/jew traditions.
>>552492554>a new year physically beginsTime is not real, let alone something you can touch.
>>552492865who is C supposed to be
>>552492440hey if it works it worksround two is gonna be pain however i can already feel it
One extra spot just opened up in B+ club Basashi if anyone is still looking for a club to join.We're pretty chill, no formal fan quotas, just don't flatline and you're good.Reply to this post with a friend ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>552493045rob roy?>>552492865WEIII
>>552491765Dude listen I dint have anything against Christianity but I literally couldn't give a shit about this holiday "controversy". I thought you guys were joking about it at first even because it just seems so minimal
>time is not realShows what you know.Killer QueenBreak it down
>>552492992
In Japan, Christmas is not a holiday as you still have to go to work, New Years is a holiday tho
Posting at night
>>552493212I get where you're coming from. The only thing I really have to say is that if it wasn't such a big deal, then why mess with it in the first place?
>>552492897you're somewhat proving my point. Zoomers are significantly less religious which makes whiny christians insufferable to them while 'marginalized' religions are something they get to saviorfag from the comfort of their keyboard. And millenials have little interest in defending christfags because of how annoying they were
>>552492554>In which a new year physically begins.Your dumb ass meant to say literally.Also a friendly reminder that the current calendar was created and implemented by a Pope.
>oonige suzuka late starts>my front spot struggles with her>i eventually lose >fast forward late-race>the oonige diesIt's crazy, spot struggling is like a slow-acting poison against ooniges.
>>552493173is rob roy that shy/bashful? doesn't seem like wherever she's shown up so far. i was thinking maybe rice.
>>552493247Tama wife and kisses
Nature it is almost time for dinner, what are you talking about
I don't care about Christmas or moralfag arguments.I just think it's annoying to hear an English phrase and the subtitle says something completely different.
I attend Church every Sunday. I even went to extra Mass last week and this week for Christmas Day and New Year'sWhich Uma is for me?
>>552493343tamachan love
>>552493298How about you pope deez nuts dober.
Nothing like your team being 7th/8th/9th favorite and still somehow winning
>>552493405
>>552492424Trainer how can you be so dense... Ido always makes the best rudolfs
>>552493305Bwo... I don't think Jews are common here in poor America...
>>552493258im going to tap this dance city
>>552493343>>552493437This must be pre-cg tama
>>552493468Deep Impact isn't real
My umas breast and belly has grown
>>552493387This is the correct take
>>552493405Matikanefukukitaru is basically a fundamentalist Shintoist. Which is about as close to religion as you'll get.
I am so fucking retarded holy shit
>>552493286Anon that's not how it works at all, there are no whiny Christians for Zoomers, they never existed and they never will exist for them. Get it through your boomer head, the annoying Christians you had when you were a kid never will exist for Zoomers. Zoomers are not participating in an autistic war against Christianity, Zoomers like Christmas. It's not complicated
>>552493468Uma got Forte before Granblue...
>>552493141we might even hit A this month with enough activity
Does owners got their shares for money betted on their horses or it's 100% went to the JRA? if so then it makes sense to name the horses funny / popular / attention grabbing names
>>552493457favorite ranking is heavily affected by mood and favored towards paces and npc stats
imagine getting ragebaited so easily. couldn't be me
DON'T OPEN
Can you recognize your oshi just from looking at her seiyuu?
>>552493583I HATE CURREN
Christmas is for lovers.Yes, lovers...
>random Curren appearances mean 30 energy and Playtime's Overhow can anyone possibly hate this bitch
>>552493671back in my days, "ragebaiting" was more respectable and was called as trolling
>>552492992idiot sandwich
>In Tokyo 2000m specifically high power low/medium wit is a deadly combination of stats because the uphill is before position keep ends while the downhill ends after position keep ends. This kills high power low wit umas because they get ahead in the uphill (power bonus to target speed on uphills) immediately pacing down because position keep is still active, get overtaken by the higher wit umas on the downhill (the high wit umas are also speeding up on the downhill because they passed the wit checks for that) and then... position keep ends. The high wit umas are now ahead and will not pace down anymore, and now the high power low/medium wit uma must pass a bunch of wit checks to pace up and try to catch them (and she will most likely fail to catch up because everyone is pacing up after pos keep ends to catch that damn Suzuka running way ahead).
why are you still responding anonimagine if you just replied with yeppers
>>552493694That's a funny looking vagina.
>>552493694I see.
>>552493718>I HATE CU
>>552493758is this why my uma went from 5th straight to 9th for no reason at all?
>>552493671
>golshi swings so fucking wide in the last corner she loses like 8 lengths and never activates NSM
WHY THE FUCK IS MY HORSE ALWAYS RUNNING WIDE
>>552493703liking other characters her va has voiced is the whole reason Bakushin became my oshi
>>552493758my umas have 500 wit and they've been doing just fine
>>552493569Careful with fire! Don't want our brainrot uma to get cooked alive.
>>552493647They definitely got some if they betted on their own horses. That's not illegal, last I checked
>>552493836>>552493694she's so cute
>>552493758Makes sense, my umas all have ~800 wit and they've been pushing up early
>desperately want Dober>Get summer Maru and AkebonoThanks
>>552493840You hate ass????
>>552493929stop taking go with the flow
>>552493727>her most memorable event is telling her she's ugly as fuck
>>552493934500 isnt considered low. anything below 400 is low.
Damn this game looks so much nicer with uncapped framerate, when will Cykagames make this a standard option?
>>552493840RREN
>>552493929She's fat
>>552493261I can't wait for her.I won't be able to get her right away because the double whammy of Stego and Gentildonna rerun bent me over and fucked me but I want her so much.
>900 wit>FM: agemasen lol
>>552494039>future b&
>>552493727>Curren and Falco are both the best cards to be spooked during a run>THEY are still trying to divide us by pretending they hate each otherOPEN YOUR EYESTHE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
>>552493212Bro, this attitude is why you lost everything you loved about your hobbies. It’s why gaming went from being full of anime hotties to being dominated by ray-traced ugly bald lesbians. We didn’t start getting hot characters in games again until 2024, when people stopped “pretending not to care just to look cool”, and actually took their fucking culture back. I’d rather be called cringe by some troon who’ll be dead in 10 years than lose literally the best holiday of the year.
Just what makes /uma/ A and B+ clubs so far away from each others?I mean, all of them don't have a quota. B is still understandable because of being filled with flatliners, but B+ should basically be the same as A rank clubs in terms of flatnigger rules.A good example is Mambo and Haythere. Both clubs started as B and B+ but is now in A territory.
>>552494004>this is how the falcofag brain operatesyou all belong in a lab
>>552494065I want to see her tsun hard. Oh and make this expression. It's too funny.
>>552494150True Falcos card is only slightly worse than Currens but still great, we should be friends
>>552494094cute newfriend
>>552494094If they're not banning the top 10 club members openly advertising they're botting by getting 15M fans a day, framerates aren't gonna mean fuckall.
>>552494249whatever, uggo
>>552493647In think the bets increase the amount won in the race, but not by much (image is Museum Mile Arima win, 1st place is supposed to get 500mil yen, and you can see he got additional 3,53 mil, 2nd and 3rd also got a bit). You still have to win tho as it's distributed beetween the top spots. Most of what's taken from the bets is to fund the JRA + the racecourseMost people don't bet on funny names, but either on horses that they think can genuinely win or their own favorites they want to see win
I won against better umas today and have lost to worse umas yesterdayI do not fucking understand this CM at all>how worseI lost to something like left A LOT in round 1I lost to a fucking tickezo with 1 accel, NSM and her stats were 900/700/1000/400/500-ish
>>552494150>fail both Groundwork inspiration chances>"glue.jpg">suddenly, random Falco out of nowhereUmadol is shrimply the best.
chiyo
>>552494094I honestly don't carewith how garbage my luck has been, getting banned would be a net positive on my health
Umamusume are among us, yes, they can even be you! Ask yourself this, do you put your phone on speakers? Do you drink water? Do you like carrots? If you answered yes to any of these questions then you might just secretly be a Umamusume!
What is your resolution for the game in 2026?
>>552494395Except Urara since they intentionally bet on her losing ticket as amulet for vehicular safety
>>552494194YOU??? MY hobbies??? How do you know what MY hobbies are? (I'm too tired to type that whole Suicidal Tendencies song so just pretend I did)
>>552494545Impregnate this gremlin
>>552493307>my front spot struggles with heroonige can't spot struggle with normal fronts, only with other ooniges
>>552494435fuck, I'm obviously seething about round 1 I posted the wrong picture
When are we getting another SSR selector I need my Creek at 3LB for MANT at least and she's 1LB right now
>>552494435Umamusume is luck game
What does it mean for Riko if Happy Meek can mog Bitter Glasse?
>>552494545abstain for 1 week to 1 month and blow my load to Laurel
>>552494597around lunar new year
>>552494595you need an acceleration skill bwo
>>552492121Sorry bwo I got hit by a car yesterday and as I was on the way to the hospital there was a power outage and it interrupted the resuscitation attempt and I was legally dead for 12 seconds. But now that I'm recovering in the hospital bed I'll have more time for fan runs.
>>552494150cityfags...
>>552494651gonna have to post more sexy laurels to tempt you then
>>552494556People still wanted to see her win bro, the amulets were a side thing
>>552494272I just want to make her happy. I want to teach her how to rely on people. Air Groove isn't hitting it into her enough, even if she's trying.
She’s literally the most dazzling of all creatures
>>552494654So February?
>>552494772stop it my body won't hold out at this rate
>>552494598Horse hands typed this.
>>552494817>Everyone>When Ryan exists
soulful lobby
my clubmates are so freaking wholesome
Rudolf has been a surprise GOAT this CM
>>552494718Why did your fan bot stop working though?
>>552494690Bwow, it's a disjointed post, the oguri on the left is an example of worse umas I HAVE LOST TO in round 1I saved that oguri in particular because I was seething about losing to it but I couldn't save the tickezo I lost toI should calm the fuck down and not take this seriously, why am I even mad about this
>>552494961Mambros are the best !
Post 2 truths and 1 gaslight
>>552494837That font and combination of colors genuinely looks like pure dogshit.
>>552494194You mean that stuff that never went away to begin with because sex sells the most on any open market? I don't know about you but my hobbies died of natural casues because of the market deciding moba's and tower defense should replace my too complicated of genre. And then EA and Blizzard just becoming the only options unless you craved age of empires.
>>552494595Here's what I've been losing to lately.
https://jiggie.fun/jiggtardshttps://jiggie.fun/jiggtardshttps://jiggie.fun/jiggtards
>>552495046umamusume is power gameumamusume is guts gameumamusume is wit game
>>552493603what fairy tale world are you living in lmao. Are you seriously not aware of how megachurches make Christianity a complete joke to zoomers? Christfags aren't a bunch of benevolent missionaries all of a sudden that are accepting of alternative lifestyles even if the last pope tried
Rice still hasnt spooked me yet
my wife and my pet
Would you 'jong with me if i made a lobby? My recent tries haven't been successful but now christmas is over so maybe...?
Need some friends. Just started playing again after a few months. Help a brother out…529086101963
>>552488096hishi amazon nipples are great to nibble on
>>552494958medium... curren?
I just got lucky latesurger. CC's gaslighting us with front meta
>>552494812Just one head pat.
>>552495094deserved, your uma is dogshit
>>552495046>professor of curvature is a must-buy>distance S is incredibly overrated >max power is more important than max speed
>>552495213Roll on the gigabrick banner
>>552495218I would jong.
>>552494912Myes. My hands, that is.
>>552495046you don't need medium Syou don't need more than 800 poweryou don't need more than 800 wit
>>552495227Just follow people anon.
>>552495345My list of followers is ass
>>552495385use uma.moe to find people with cards you want, as well as searching for people with good parents to borrow
>>552495328Let's try thenMajsoul Friends Room 13478(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=13478
>>552495237>kitasanfags are SHOCKED by the mere existence of sovlthis is why season 3 is the worst season, bet you're only using meta on your CM team too
>>552495446I only have RC installed...
>>552495439My man
>>552495134>witAs much wit as an uma can have.
>>552494858
>>552495489Bro...
>>552495046>gaslight>ummm you need 800 stamina bwoLying faggots
has anyone here ever actually won the arima kinen with haru urara
>>552495538I have Amatsuki too, I just don't have fancy things on soul.Also I'm nta
>>552495489mjs is a browser game althoughbeit
>>552495446need 1 more for jong
>>552495148You are nonstop talking about shit that was popular in the 90s or the early 2000s bwo. No Zoomers don't give a fuck about megachurches kek, I don't think I ever heard a single Zoomer mention megachurches in my life.Let me guess you think Zoomers also make fun of Scientology? That shit is old as fuck, for the most part a megachurch has not had an effect on any Zoomers life, no Zoomer gets told they can't swear because of God at school anymore, no Zoomer gets told sex before marriage is a sin.Zoomers don't give a fuck, none of them went through your shitty experiences with Christianity.
>>552495535cute, I wish Laurel was real
This insubordination shall not be tolerated..
My wife
>>552495824Get back to training your hors, Kitahara. February Stakes coming up
>>552495824>not in the gameNo she's not
>>552495824She knows how to please a man
>>552495046you should tank your winrate once you have already qualified to improve your chances in the finals.Goldship is again the best uma for sagittarius.You should do extra races in ace runs for more skill points, especially the hidden event ones.
>>552495824stop bragging kitahara
>>552495824You mean our wife
>>552495756Air Groobu right on.
>>552492364Chrono triggers a frenzy in my dick with her rear
>>552495990Bro...
Shut the FUCK up.
>>552495668you live in a weird bubble friend. gl w/ that, this back and forth is boring
>>552492364>it has 900 stam so it shrugs it off anyway
>>552496056>concession
>>552495824>t. Kitahara
>>552493638That's what I'm hoping for, but we'll see. As long as we dont die out I'm confident we will hit A eventually.As higher rank clubs merge and die out due to more players losing interest, there will be more room at the top for clubs like Basashi. Its possible that we could even hit A+ in 2027.That said I think we can hit A without having to wait for multiple clubs to die first.
>>552495824Such a gropeable chest.
>>552495824>Belno doesn't have B cup breastswtf
>>552492364I haven't seen many Suzukas so far and the ones I did were easy to beat. I'm scared of facing off against a strong one though
>ベルちゃん>"Berry" in the lobby>"Bell" in her storythey did it again awardif they can afford multiple translators why can't they afford someone to keep them on the same page
>>552495343This is actually a real challenge.
>>552494772>>552495535I lost..
>>552495824>hey Kitahara, did you lie? You trusted me and even chose me among others. I won my retirement Arima for you and even help you into the elite center. And now you betrayed me for Belno? After all I've done for you and her?
>>552495046That you need gold recovery this CM
>>552495046Always rest before summer.Always rest before URA Finale.Always rest before inspirations.
>>552496215It's Berry in her career though...?
>>552496056Yeah bwo teachers are still spanking kids for saying the lords name in vain and kids are still being forced to say prayers at school.
how much longer until there's a new career scenario, I'm really sick of the white and brown umas
I'm in the short uma bubble.
>>552496320story, not career
>>552496358the MANT brickening is in 3 or 4 months
Bloomers make my pee pee go doing doing doing
hey guys i got banned on discord can you post the link on the club chat i am making a new account
>>552496385Ah, I see. That is lame indeed
>>552496364I need more umas like this.
>>552496431>MANT brickeningWhen every anon burning out is waiting for MANT
>>5524963581st anni and MANT should be in late march/early april
>>552496489>discordTo think, I thought Teio posters couldn't get any lower.
>>552496331did you really just try to pass off not samefagging? no one else was part of our convo you retard. Hell everyone else stopped 30m ago
>>552496187Turn the B sideways and it looks like hanging boobs.
They don't have to go as far as rigging the rates for fuji event drops, those bricked runs I got should have been enough of a punishment already...
>>552496245at least you have Folkqueen
>>552487902Been a very swingy day. I think I can make Group A finals but I doubt I can win the whole thing without extreme luck.
>>552496232
>>552496489gg / eog
GOD I LOVE UMA NIPPLES
>>552495101I play JP and I don't even recognize this horse. What a literal who
I made it to ABut I'm pretty sure I'm not making it to A finals
>>552496574That guy writing >concession isn't me. Why would I even need to samefag for that kek
>>552496650Gyaru nipples
>>552496718You're not the only person like that. If you get matched against those people as well, then you can make it to A finals.
>>552496579>mfw finished the event solely by doing golshi parent runs for uraraand I still haven't gotten a golshi with long 3*
>>552496364the wait is too long...
>>552495824GOD belno is so fucking sexy, i want to dump my entire soul's worth of semen into her umanko
>>552496215Overstaffing because corpos think they need a bazillion translators. I could translate an entire Uma career to my language in a couple days, a week tops if I slack off. Meanwhile it wouldn't surprise me if a sinlge uma career takes multiple weeks of work and 10+ troonslators to finish
>>552495046Power does nothing over 800.You don't need 1200 speed on any track medium or shorter because you don't have enough time to ever accelerate that much.Because of the way your uma determines your maximum speed via the wit matrix calculation, nearly no Uma on the field is going anywhere close to 1200 anyway.
>>552496586Too busy getting slammed by Gold City and Ellerslie Pride, at least she has Norn
>>552495046why is everyone posting three truths
Anon they are not that big...
I had a glimpse into the abyss this CM, I'm still kinda new and this was a shock to the system, there is no way I can be a casual where I grinded my way to.
>>552496920How about some uma milk?
>>552497016me on the right
>>552495046Happy Holidays is an accurate translation of the secular JP Merry Christmas.People who are complaining over this are engagement baiters.The localizers are not fat women past childbearing age with only cats in their single bedroom apartment.
Belno's bust is 89She'd be somewhere in here if she was canon
the propaganda is working bros... I can't not see laurel as a sex demon
>>552497004SEX WITH BELNO
>>552497107tickezo is THAT big?
>>552497016I like the way this artist draws Digitan's eyes
>>552497016You really consider CMs as freebies
>>552487902
>>552497107TICEKZO????????
>>552496668>he didn't watch season 3
>>552497107>B89>Height 146That's...she's about Rob Roy's height?!
chrono rabu
>>552497146Winning wife got nice ticket. Did you not watch the bubbly land event?
>>552497107Damn I thought Tap Dance City was a mob uma that snuck her way there, what a nothing design
https://jiggie.fun/CBQbnihttps://jiggie.fun/CBQbnihttps://jiggie.fun/CBQbni
How come Swinging Maestro always activates at the first corner, shouldn't it be any corner.
>>552497151Gold City sex
>>552497297w-why is she looking at me like that while saying that
>>552495824SHE WAS GROOMED!
>>552497258sex with chrono
>>552497297>It glows light pinkRUN TORENA
>>552497168I'm so upset at myself for not building her this CM. I was testing room matches and got floored by bermuda, so I decided she was unviable.Worst part is that I accidentally transferred away the parent I build for her, so I cannot even build her anymore in time.
>>552497107She is short so they seem bigger.
>>552495824modest country girl turned into a city whore
>>552496921too busy travelling and sucking cocks with the other Kasamatsu girls, at least she has uhhhhhh
If you've never noticed the size of Ticket's tickets, you're some kind of strange sexless moid. The size of an umamusume's teats are the first thing a healthy and well regulated male will notice.
>>552497107El Condor Pasa boobies!
>>552497107IMAGINE
>>552497487Tamamo? Creek? Inari?
>>552497227I do not like KitasanYou can never get me to like KitasanI will not sit through a full season of Kitasan
>>552497472Umapyoi with Belno!
>>552497542Shut the fuck up Tickezo or I will give you another wedgie.
>>552497197have you seen her 3* racewear?! That sports bra is working overtime.
Truly there is no worse fate than having a meta wife
>>552494395nahh that'd make JRA's effort to romanticize betting slips as "support tickets" and promoting keiba as actual sport instead of gambling machine futile. This is why I respect Cygames decision to reject keibas betting elements which helps uma anime to be seen as sport anime. But I can't also ignore betting money's power on Japan's horse racing developments. Or I guess it's fine to bet on nip horse racing since the money serves as the nation's income? unlike in us and yurop where the money ended up in kikes or sultans pockets
>>552497472such a tragedy, she's definitively being passed around
>>552497593WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>552497089Sure
>>552497107Who is Lucky Lilac and why does she wear the Golshi autism earmuffs
>>552497739Orfevre's daughter
>>552497004Nice try BelnoNow put your Daiwa Scarlet-tier tits around my penis
wtf I actually won? thank you wife groove I thought you were the worst statted horse on my team
>Suzuka with only 827 stamina and 1 gray recovery wins the CM race>there was another big nigga Suzuka in the roomhow the actual FUCK did this bitch even survive???
>>552497721haha imagine if they referenced the lactation incident in her career story wouldn't that be sooo weird haha
Don't stick your tongue out at me!
>>552497889>lactation incidenttdlr?
>>552497297which Sakura species is this?
>>552497832how the fuck did you win with that stamina
>>552497889uh?
>>552497681me when I lose the CM finals
>>552497986umapyoi every night
>>552497926Perfect...
>>552497983sakubasu
>>552497832Air Grooves won a lot of the races I attempted. Wasn't even talked about when I saw prep conversations.
>>552497572>Tamamomaybe>Creek? Inarithey're travelling together without Oguri
>>552497889>surprise lactation event in career>mood went up>gets charming>give up button greyed upwhat do?
Thank you for the jong, umadacchis
>>552497675there is, having a non-meta wife and being a shit player that can't even get into group A
good games mahjongbwosi gotta go so i took my third place guarantee
>>552495446devilish gamegg trainers
>>552497961curren bouquetd'or had a case of mastitis at one point which caused her to lactate during the middle of a race
See this uma?I will rape her
I got jong raped...
>>552498194umas are unrapeable, especially the big ones
>>552498194You are the raped...
>>552497297TAZUNA HELP
Daiwa Scarlet raped her trainer during the hotspring event btw
>>552498325She is my cow wife, there was no rape.
>>552498207
Suzuka asked me what sex is
7 and the curse is lifted
>>552498468
Would
>>552497880they can just not spot struggle if they start far enough away from each other.
>>552498532Nooo, McQueen!
Happi
>>552498571why is orange like this?
>>552498194Good luck, she would break your pelvis with her strong uma thighs.
>>552498095Tamamo? My naizuri slave
pig status?
>>552498670She's learned bad habits from that evil Tamamo
>>552498571Shiraoki-sama says you HAVE to fuck fuku RIGHT NOW trainerNo time for further questions as the sake of all your future luck depends on this!
>>552498727OINK OINK OINKBUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>552498597how does a big nigga with only 800 stamina survive a 2000m race though
>>552498571fuker doesn't look like this
>>552498725Sex with Tama
>>552498689Orange loves (You) and its fate.>>552498807Thats right! Umapyoi now!
triple front is literally the pig strategyhow many people even have all 3 major front runners?
>>552498725UMAPYOI UMAPYOI UMAPYOI UMAPYOI
>Kitahara has sex with this in the office after all the trainees go home
>>552498881and they said front was dead...
>>552487902lost too many times to double debuffer roomsfront runners are a memevodka would've been better with either lower wit or dober's unique since she kept pulling 4th/5th into the final corner
>>552498881people who aren't lucklets
>>552497151Digi 'Roger Rabbit' Tan
>my Teio has won 4/5 races this run despite rolling bad or normal every race>roll low stat opponents on the 5th>gets cucked by my own Grass Wonder proccing a gamble skill at the perfect time...I'm actually kind of upset.
>>552498881Get (un?)lucky when rolling for Umas, the selector ticket, and the SSR make debut tickets
>>552498932She left Kitahara twiceShe doesn't deserve him
my entire uma folder is big honse tiddies and it feels kind of wrong
>>552498532Grandpa Makween and Golshi's special relationship...
The director put a bag over my head…is she going to…rape me!?
>>552498881i have smaru, suzu, and seiun.it that all of them?
>>552499110no, she's just gonna probe your ass
>>552499129regular maru is better for this track
>>552499030that's nothing to be ashamed of, uma breasts are meant to be free and feed us
>saw someone bring a 500 stamina Taiki Shuttle as an ace
>>552487902I'm 37/40 currently. Paces don't do shit, max luck roll lates are my only losses and those require Suzuka to die. Solo Suzuka is 100% winrate for me either by herself or the Maru overtaking her in the final straight.
>>552499030Flatties deserve love too, I guess?
>5/5, 4/5, 1/5, 5/5what the fuck was that third lobby
>>552499110how are you posting this
What is the current crystal count? When do we get our first Rainbow?
>>552499030>>552499259all uma are precious, all uma are cute
On your left doesn't work on this CM because going left on a left handed CM means going inside and this kills the late surger.
Replace the ice cream with fat uma tits
>3rd time I've seen a nigger king Suzuka win with only 800 Staminawhy did people say her stamina requirements were unmanageable, this bitch seems easy as fuck to build and basically autowins if she doesn't get rushed or into a spot struggle
life should not be so horrible
>>552498932I want to mating press this uma.
>>552499418we do a little bit lying in here
you should have all built natie so we could bully the suzukas together
>>552499428if I'm not wrong I'm seeing a debuffer, and oonigga and a nigger, so you deserve it
>>552499418Your front Nice Nature bwo?
>>552499418Mine only dies if theres another suzu
>>552499418yeah idk how this shit worksmy suzuka has like 850 stam and is fine, and she's won when there's other suzukas in the lobby too. people were saying they would duel each other to death and run out of stam or some shit
my pov
>>552499505fuck you
>>552499418The great runaway stamina gaslight operation was major success and everyone spouted nonsense for weeks. A pace has 0.89 stamina modifier, runaway is 0.86. So that 3% difference is all there is. It's true that it's impossible to make a runway that can spot struggle and still win currently. You'd have to get way too much stamina/recoveries to have enough speed/power/wit/skills to win.>>552499528A weak Suzuka (no taking the lead/groundwork), low power/low wit can't get within range of a properly built S-rank Suzuka to spot struggle. Or if a Suzuka fails wit check on those skills she's again too far behind.
>>552499551shut up kitahara
>>552499418>basically autowins if she doesn't get rushed or into a spot struggleyou can beat herjust run harder bro
>>552499418Mine has 900 stam and can survive murmur + rushedThe only thing that can truly kill a good ooniger is spot struggle or whiffing accels
>>552499518could fit neicha into my oshi rotation this time but even if I was, I'd be using Ace neicha, not a filthy d*buffer...
>>552499668where are the other fronts?
>>552499725they went out for milk and never came back
atleast I know in my heart I am better than all of you pigesyou all will die unloved and alone and in destitute and even your pets hate you
I've only seen one big nigger Suzuka win in 40 races
>>552499668>just run harder broYour S-rank team beat a solo Suzuka without a front to push her by half a length. A single front in the lobby and you lose. That's pretty dire in my books.
>>552499668Holy shit that King Halo spring was kino.
Wait our sweepy died again?Damn
57.5% winrate first round solo Taiki run. Not good.
>>552499725there were never any other fronts
>>552499668bwo she has no backup fronts and you still had to win the lottery to barely beat her...
>>552499228what deck on maruzensky?
>>552499806
>>552499418Unironically what the fuck were JPfags smoking, I thought the whole oonige stamina statlines came from JP. Unless that was a gaslight
>>552499840This is why I bring a hybrid, gambling on a solo ace is just too risky especially since Taiki can cuck herself out of her ult by winning too hard
Using dominator is cheating.
>>552499912I've been lucky enough to get LB2 Falco. She's still a mediocre card but I refuse to gamble on groundwork inspirations at this point.
>>552499947Get dominated nerd
>>552499903>>552499823why would a front thats super behind her push her harder
>>552499418Not really, Suzuka rarely wins from my experience(Taiki). Usually Oguri, and Maruzensky scum are main competitors for victory. Sometimes it's random Goldshit or Ryan, when their gamble proc perfectly, but rarely so.
>>552499309Probably a lobby with people that qualified for Round 2 Group A. Enjoy tomorrows races anon.
She took everything…my heart…my virginity…
>>552498836You really don't need that much stamina just to get by, the whole "big niges need 1200 + 3 gold" thing was to survive spot struggle (which you shouldn't try to do right now), otherwise they just need a little bit more stamina than regular fronts. 800/500 stam/guts just like other umas is enough survive, maybe 900 stamina or add 1 gold if you're afraid of debuffs
if you think about it, using MLB cards is lot like trump invading VenezuelaMLB cards = military powerCM = geopoliticsCM rewards = South American Oil
>>552500112>got raped and developed stockolm for a mysandristbwo...
>>552499418Literally don't listen to /uma/ because half the general act like women during CMs and gaslight just to winJust read what skills doIt's technically a mile course, just get more accelYou don't even need +750 stamina, 650 is enough, 700 is the sweet spot already and could shave off evil nature reliably if you have one white recovery skill. if you're at 800 you don't need recovery at allYou could try and listen to seriru but the stats and skills he shows are high roll as fuck and may not be attainable if you're a person with dogshit luck(like me)Everyone is on an equal field now due to kita rerun, go focus on skillsBut I did say don't listen to /uma/ so that applies to this post as well
Wouldn't it be nice if we could all have an uma trainee of our own?
>>552500084If there's no front the lobby becomes Runaway-Pace-Late and everyone has an "easy" time catching Suzuka. If there's even a single front the lobby lines up Runaway-Front-Pace-Late. This vastly increases the gaps between umas and the distance the paces/lates have to catch up in late race.
>>552500112That's what an uma in love does
>>552500130Explain why every Suzuka with 800 Stam and 1 Gold recovery died in the Mile CM.I unironically think this track is bugged or something
>>552500084makes more distance between suzie and your frontless team
>>552496718I see Vodka, I *smooch*
>>552500130I wish my nigga Twin Tabo could've released in this era... Why are they witholding her until second fucking ani, she's already fully implemented into the game as an opponent...
>>552500084regular fronts "push" the other styles back because position keeping will make them not want to be near the fronts until it ends, creating a bigger gap for them to close
How fucked am I? Any tips on Showtime?
>>552500295you are fucked
>>552499931I've been saying for months that JP players were/are terrible at the game and I always get >you'ed into oblivion for it. Sooner or later /uma/ will realize that I'm right.
m-maybe I should replace my jobber front so my lates can shine even harder... (80% wr)
>>552500295at least get the rainbow shards
>>552500224You fell for the gaslight. They didn't die, they were badly built and the track was bad for them. Runaway has shit top speed so lates/paces can catch her relatively easily. On this track Unrestrained triggers much more reliably and this+angling is +0.6 accel which is incredible. Also on mile CM we didn't have Wit Bourbon card for Taking The Lead which is incredibly big boost for fronts.
>>552500180but then what's the poi of /uma/?
>>552499418Only listen to what I have to say, I've had 80% WR+ on every CM so far
>>552499428>Advanced to Group A!It literally doesn't matter for you
>>552500295BAKUSHIN
>>552500224They didn't "die", they just have godawful late race speed multiplier that it looks like they "died" if they don't proc their accel skills. This time, unrestrained is way more viable so Suzuka can actually take off
>>552500224>spot struggleduh they died>no spot struggleit was lack of strong accel options, NOT gassing out
>>552500092well i did see some real cuties in my lobbies today
>>552500371that was pure luckim not making it to A finals
I will not fall for the NTR propaganda
>>552500334I'M GAINING WEIGHT
>>552500295>60/72You're fucked
>>552500295>How fucked am I?it's owari>Any tips on Showtime?play like normal but don't bother with level 5yes, you can do parent runs on level 4, but you want to make sure you job to riko
The only posters I trust are Creekposters
>>552500295Do level 4, never 5. Botting is the only way you'll actually get the good rewards at this point.
>>552500334
>>552500334Teio seggs!
>>552500295You have to speedrun it at this point. Spam speed/witmaxxing Bakushin on level 5.
>>552500334I do this
>>552500418I WANT TO SUCK UMA TITS!I WANT TO SUCK UMA TITS!!I WANT TO SUCK UMA TITS!!!
>>552500046thanks bwo, gonna give this deck one attempt
>>552500371luckshitting to group A for round 2 and unable to get a single win is far worse than landing safely in group B round 2 and easily making B finals
>>552500426Of course, Mummy said lying is bad.
>>552500286>>552500228i see...
>>552500473What the heck, Teio can be cute?
>>552500520it literally isn't
>>552500321>>552500336>>552500379>>552500418Do I just run Bakushin or something? Any deck tips?>>552500419>job to RikoHuh? I am not doing parent farming just URA for speed sake
>>552500334Teio Teio Teio
>>552500405
>>552500174You just don’t understand…
>>552500363Curious how you talk about win rate rather than Platinums...
>>5525005090LB Suzuka is pretty bad, you'll struggle with speed though she has good hints. I'd bring MLB SR speed instead of her.
>>552500569URALevel 4 Just do career goals spam speed/wit trainingGo back your newbie roots
>>552500295That's 15 level 4 bakushin runs. Each run takes 15 minutes in URA Finale. So you're looking at about 4 hours of grinding. Not bad at all.
>>552500560you need to be able to get a win in group A round 2 to get to B finals, cutie
>>552500309Top Wife!
>>552500541
>2nd in the club for fan count>3rd is 100k fans behind>wanna move from a b+ to maybe a A or better club>but cant be bothered with a quotai dont know what to dooo
>>552500649I just started a run and its my last borrow for the day
>>552500338>>552500382There were shitty Suzukas and also good Suzukas, all of them died. I think I might have lost to a single Suzu in the Mile CM out of 80 races.And I know what died looks like, some of the better built ones actually managed to keep the lead well into the final spurt and then slow down to a crawl a few seconds before the finish line. Somehow those Suzukas are living in a Medium race though.
I was playing CM, 4 wins, finished the last game and wanted to get the rewards but I think I pressed some other button and it quit me to the race menu and now I cant get my rewards back I think.
You all sure post a lot of porn
>>552500362To discuss how much you want to fuck anthropomorphized racehorses or actual horse racing from all over the world
>>552500569Basically just need to spam Bakushin. Fuji Paizuri's showtime is rigged to drain you dry before she gives anything good.
>>552500663you really think you can luckshit 3 wins in a row but not a single win in 40?
>>552500509Use stam Suzuka instead of Riko and borrow Biko Pegasus.
>>552500748I've done exactly that in two CMs
>>552500706We love umapyoi here
>>552500681/uma/ A+ clubs most of the time wont pressure you to doing quota. As long as you're close to the quota or playing daily
>>552500631W-Well, winning your finals is just luck anyway...
>>552500569I did baku level 5 and took skills early but the last race is not guaranteed especially with the unity umas in the final race. Level 4 is probably safer unless you really know what you're doing. Got my first S+ this way somehow.
>>552500180>>552500708why is this taiki angry?
>>552499384
>>552500653Ok so like 3SPD/2WIT?>>552500658>15 minutes Jesus I think it takes me close to an hour but I never timed it. I'm gonna time my run to see how slow I am.>>552500728Yeah I got 1 of each shard so far but those Carats are looking good. I want Tamamo funds.
>>552500681There was a low quota club recruiting last thread, but even though I clear it pretty comfortably and it is a rank higher than mine I also just don't that extra little stresser in my life.
>>552500708I want to give Taiki a smooch on her cheek :3
sorry danchou, I was having sex with my uma gf yesterday so I'm only doing my borrows now
>>552500334The lesson here is don't use condoms provided to you, always use your own
>>552500693Hanshin 1600m has a strong uphill a bit before the end. People built too much stamina and way too little power so they slowed down on the hill. You can even see this effect on the current CM track, early mid-race has an uphill try to run a sub 700 power uma there vs 900+ and the speed difference is drastic. And that's mid-race speed, late race speed penalty is much more impactful.
>>552500596>>552500672>>552500673
I am actually so pissed off I spent 200 rolls on Dober. This fucking uma is my absolute worst fucking performing character. Loses debut race, loses Hanshin race, loses triple tiara races, somehow two careers where she got Night Owl, 12 fucking parent runs and the best she's given me is 2* Power with one fucking Homestretch Run white skill. Not even fucking King performs this badly. King actually wins Hopeless stakes her Med races. Holy fuck I need a refund.
>>552500681Join A clubs then. No quota just dont flatline
>>552500827You didnt hug her today
>>552500309Which umas canonically bring you back to meet their parents? For marriage arrangements of course
>>552500803Does this girl have porn? Surely she does
>>552500873bwo are you running her as a front in the earlier races...
>>552500759Gonna try that tomorrow if my current run is shit, thanks
>>552500295Run Oguri on level 5
>>552500841We know Doto
>>552500873That's the gambling late surger life and even more so when she has an accel unique so even if you hit the position gamble on some tracks it'll still do literally nothing. Ryan runs have similar issues of randomly eating shit.
>>552500892Spe and Flash for global?
Reminder that a few days after the Finemo banner (two weeks~) daily borrows will be permanently raised to 5!Also the first borrow of the day is free.#Perfect #UmazingNews #5DailyBorrows #Probably #KeepOnTrainingOniichans
>>552500892Eishin "Meet-the-parents RTA Champion" Flash
>>552500936IF KING CAN WIN HER RACES AS LATE THIS FUCKING UMA WITH AN ACCEL SKILL CAN
>>552497146
>>552500834>A rainbow shard in your first 12 hat rewardsYou lucky bastard.
>>552500834URA is anything goes. I just brought my fan bonus deck for it, spam speed for lvl 5 training before classic year, and I can still clear it easily.You'll clear it easily with speed and wit cards yeah. You can also bring Riko if you want for stamina and dates.
>transfering my veterans>30 veterans selected and ready to glue after inspection>accidentally click right button of computer rodent
>>552500834I did 2 spd 4 wit power sparks.
>>552500928Yeah but like with every uma, not enough
>>552500560No it is. If you are going to B finals anyway, getting Group B in round 2 is objectively better because you can reliably win 4-5 rounds for +400-800 Karats. Instead of getting fucked with 1-2 rounds in Group A and only getting 200-400 Karats.Group A finals is better overall, but if you can't make it to Group A, you get double screwed.
>>552500941 (me)yeah I think this run is over
>>552500803dantsu rape
why are people even talking about Unity for farming Showtime, just do URA, it's easier and you get better parents
>>552500873Sounds like a you issue.
I want to be breastfed by an uma...
>>552500892Special WeekMejiro RyanEishin FlashNarita Top RoadMejiro ArdanDantsu FlameBuena VistaThese are the ones I can think out of my head right now
>>552501064What's happening here?
>>552500803>>552500363I am gonna rape your tits if I find out you didn't win Scorpio finals
>>552501147Slut umaSlut titsSlut tummySlut smile
>>552500892Mihono Bourbon does
>>552501162She's being spanked.
a-anons? the front meta?
>>552500892King Halo (then her mom literally fucks you).
>>552501116Umaypoi NOW!
>>552501203come back tomorrow
oniichan is looking a bit drained...
>>552500892why does he trainer look like the nigger from KHR
>>552501267Semen demon...
>>552500873I ran some sort of the "parent" runs with her and she seems to win pretty easily. But I buy skills and don't wait for perfect hints that never come anyway.When I ran her to make mile tt uma where I actually cared about stats she won every race I got her in (17) and lost one Arima.
>>552501147>ArdanWhy am I not surprised
>>552500996Evil gaslighting succubus
>>552501267raped again
>>552500862This is the Suzu that beat me I think,. Or at least one that did very good and I decided to save. I ran a bunch of practice races against her and she died almost every time. I think she came close to winning once in 10 races.Meanwhile if she had relevant skills for Medium I think she could easily win this CM. Doesn't make sense to me
>>552500892
SHE'S YOUR TRAINEE NOT YOUR FUCKING WIFE
>its a NN lobby
>>552501410why does she dress like a waitress
i will train king haloi will defend her from her momi will fuck her mom behind her back
>>552500996If Danchou raises the requirements I'm starting a fucking strike and taking down his entire goddamn operation, motherfucker better be ready to replace 20 fucking people
>>552500334I wouldn't mind being responsible for an undefeated triple crown ending pregnancy...
>>552501325Wtf this is attempted rape. Where is Tazuna?
>>552501434That's a common japanese mom attire anon, watch more anime
>>552501417Explain this then!
>>552501402Is Curren evil?
>>552501495but she is 17
>>552501417I'm fucking my trainee wife!
>>552501494an Uma can never commit "attempted" rape, there's no feasible way for you to foil an attempt
>>552501535out of 10!
>>552500892Satono Diamond, Mayano Top Gun (attempted), Vivlos, Kitasan Black
>>552501035Dem tickezos…
>>552501535Every uma has some sort of mom attire as their casual outfit
>>552501598well .... not all of them
>>55250153517th children pregnant yes
>all the carats were at the bottom of her stupid hatfuji kiseki's magic show sucked ass!
>>552501501I love this orange uma
>>552501417you should be saying that to some of these Umas, not to me...
>>552500873She just doesn’t like you
>>552501503Haven't you noticed her ears look like horns? She is a demon. A succubus, even.
>>552501597They're certainly mesmerizing.
>>552501417The fans already treat us like husband and wife..
>>552501662That can't be...
>>552501417I’m whatever Akebono says I am
do people actually like Top Road?I thought she was just extremely boring in Road to the Top
>>552501632Thats the flat, fit and hip mom attire
>>552501632that outfit is made for begging to become a mother, same thing
>>552501724What if she says you're food?
>>552501503No
chiyo fast or die o
>>552501598pic related is ntr casualmom outfit is at the end of her career secret event, she marries the trainer
>>552501761Guess I’m dinner…
>>552501587>KitachanVery nice, I hope I can luckshit her when the time comes
>>552501714it's true i'm afraid
>>552501737>I thought she was just extremely boring in Road to the TopYes.
Last digit dictates where you sit. (10 is 0).
>>552500873>200 dollaridoos>on this gameshiggydiggydoo
Summer Maruzensky takes slut to a new level
>>552501835Lets goooo
>>552501650Same!
>>552501835Bet
>>552501835I like the version where 3 is next to Natie
>>552501835How miserable is my next 10 hours gonna be
Danchou won't mind if my race bonus is +112% instead of +120% right?
>>552501835I'm going to see wherever the fuck I want!
>>552501835GIVE ME 3 OR GIVE ME DEATH
>>552501835Oguri plap rollan
>>5525018352, thanks
>>552501835Please not next to Haru.
>>552501835How bad could it be?
>>552501779why is she still so far away... I have 30k carrats and need her now...
>>552501835I want to see the cute menhera...
I think Fine Motion needs to be raped
>>552501953Great, she's kicking the back of my seat.
>>552501958Probably the safest fucking seat
>>552501835If I get 0 I'm fucking jumping without a parachute, anything else leads to some permutation of rape
>>552501835Teiofags couldn't sit next to their uma(they're too fat and require 2 seat)
>>552502007calm down Doto
>>552501835give it to me
>>552501835Double handjob on 6
Evens i do a fan runOdds i do an ace run0 i go fuck my sister
>>552501835I'll take 6
>>552501947>have to listen to vodka and scarlet argueWhat am I even going to do here?
>>552502086Evens I go to bedOdds I do another career0 I go fuck this guy’s sister
Umazing, the autistic bakers are all asleep(at work). Keep up the discussion dacchis.
>>552501979>next to belno whoreaieeeeeeee
>>552502057I fucking won
>>552501835Please next to a cute uma!
>>552502169>>552502169>>552502169Bread
Ryan thread doko
>>552502048>natie and mamboGood flight
>>5525018358 is best
>>552502252>do you have games on your phoneEnjoy
>>5525018355 please
>>552501394Curren doesn't tell lies
>>552501835rollan
>>552501835give me 1 or give me death
>>552500871NARITA TOP WIFE
