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>>552502169Gentle wife!
>>552502169Would you rather massage her ears or tits?
>We(burgers) finally attacked venezuela>Get a call telling me to come into work>Get into my uniform>Get another phone call not to worry about it and to come in on mondayWell fuck me thenGuess ill do a run then go to bed
What is your favorite part about rice?
>>552502169blessed thread
>>552502202diet status?
>>552502273Her ass
Scorpio Cup round 1 status?https://poal.me/avscumhttps://poal.me/avscumhttps://poal.me/avscum
>>552502273ears
>>552502273how it goes with basically anything
wifexwife
>>552502250Uma ears are a miracle of this universe
>>552502250You massage her tits so that you get to rub her ears
>>552502273It's hard to choose one thing...
>>552502273shower
>>552502273Rice cakes are yummy
>>552502268A plane flew from Caracas to Moscow a few hours ago so its probably gonna be a straight win for your country
>>552502363Well stop being so sexy Donna…
>>552502325facebook status?
>>552502345who wouldn't qualify for A graded retard
>>552502268is that you naughty blackstone mg
why do the twitteroids keep getting mad at the idea of sex with your traineewife, all the good trainees are basically begging for it by the end of their careers, and even if not, they are on their hot springs trip
need an uma wife
Why is Gentildonna so huggable?
I don't pay attention to what twitter says
>>552502519IKKUYOOOOOOOOOO
My wife
>>552502486You get this very gentle wife
Is there a lore reason for why Maruzensky has terrible affinity with the entire cast?
>>552502273Her last race was really nice
>>552502507Cute and fluffy horse mommyShe'd neat up anyone that bullies you then beat you up for being beat up
You can only reply to me if you made Group A. I don't want (You)s from filthy B niggers.
Thoughts?
i'm scared of shakur fags now that they have been reveled to be glowies
did i step into umajp
>>552502630Its okay anonIts just me>>552502612She seems like a nice girl
>>552502507She seems very soft
>>552502587it's roughly based on whether they ran the same races, same positions, and same periods in historymaruzensky's career was like 15 years before anyone else's so she has no rivals or friends, so to say
>>552502250I would rather not die
>>552502587Dried up eggs
>>552502612rerorero
>>552502612
>>552502587old and haggy
>>552502645It's like this here at this time of day. They can't stay in their thread, for whatever reason
>>552502645Nein, du bist in uma GER
Who is this?
>>552502273her last race gives me cathartic release for all the times I did her career
Before (any) CM>"Not enough stam, not even accel skills, no S in track, no gold recovery, not using the meta umas, you aren't going to win any races."During Round 1>"It's easy getting to A round 2. Round 1 is full of scrubs. Your team will only see B Finals."During Round 2>"You played during SEA scrub hours, that's why you are in A Finals. No skill. Oh you played as soon as the new round dropped? That's also scrub hours because that's when the casual dads get off work."During Finals>"You only won Platinum because you went against shitter teams with low win rates. Wait, your opponents used meta umas and had full SSR whale decks? RNG wins aren't real wins."
>>552502439I just want something different for the New Year man.
>>552502612I want to eat her out.
I’m so happy I spent 30k carrots on Dober. I wish she’d have come home earlier, but after waiting 6 months just for her it was a no brainer to empty my stash. I’ve only done one run with her but it was a top tier run and I got the hot spring ticket. I’d have given up 60k carrots for her.
>>552502273Everything about her. She's perfect.
I have a good ryan parent nowwho do i make next?no i don't have dober
We posting Gentil
>>552502703
>>552502612Would be better if it was Stay Gold.
>activate unique>immediately drop 3 places>narrowly win debut>it was ordainedcinema...
>>552502812Hmm, I could use them.
>>552502812ear check?
>>552502587
>>552502727>not actually german
>>552502959I’m actually German and we claim her
>>552502587Old lady smell
>anon says URA is a 15 minute run>it takes me almost twice as longCall me Mejiro "Brian" because I have "brain" problems
>>552502703>>552502809>>552502612I have now just realized that she looks like a skunk
>>552502998Holy
Gold ship runners should all be matched against each other
>>552502950CLASS OF 97 BABBBBY
>>552502645Do you want to?
>>552503041it takes me longer if i get distracted and alt tab
WE ARE SO BRICKED UP WHY ARE WE AT 156?!
>MaruzenskyHuge>Special WeekNice handfuls of joy>Buena Vista and Daring TactNearly flat This family is going in the wrong direction
>>552503065Are you trying to say she is smelly?
>>552503065cute little crittershttps://youtu.be/vszWsYOdnPg
>>552503065It's the Stego jizz hair effect.
>>552503075my maverick won't activate if you do that
>>552503075Opera O bro I will borrow this
>>552503121the power of clankers
>>552503147God I hope so
>>552503121that looks like a crab
>>552503149absolutely fearless
I’d beat Nice Nature’s face in with a brick
kawaii kawaii curren chang
>>552503136How is Bue fat?
>>552503206No one at our club uses a bot.
>>552502950THE UMACLASS OF 87
>>552502950>Chiyono is from 4 years before Bakushin...This feels wrong.
*blocks ur ace*
>>552503147Would it stop you?
>>552503250As the boobs get smaller the face gets prettier
>>552503121bots got shut down so every club shot up hundreds of positions.Mambo went from E rank last month to A+
I should be in bed by now.
>>552503313I can bathe her.
waitgrass wonder won arima kinen???TWICE???she is as goated as oguri cap???
>>552502268>Day 2 of the new year>Upcoming invasionFuck. Well, prepare for a draft then
>>552502950A lot of them debuted before I was born
>>552503353>Mambo went from E rank last month to A+Mambo always had the potential to be an S club. They're only stuck in A+ because of danchud's No Trainer Left Behind policies.
Would seeing McQueen topless even arouse a man? Be like seeing a 12 year old boy shirtless
>>552503421welcome to the new normal
>>552502587jealousy
>>552503423this is an 18+ website you 5 year old
>>552503421Eh, if we get to a draft then shits beyond fucked.Unless you are a venezuelan.Then it wasnt personal buddy.
>>552503421just get fat, start Ogurimaxxing from literally right now
>>552503457rudethis is what peak stayer body looks like
>>552503457that'd be Biko Pegasus
>>552503397Yes. Against Spe. That's elementary Trainer education
>>552503424something something Theseus' club
>>552503457>Would seeing McQueen topless even arouse a man? Be like seeing a 12 year old boy shirtlessYes and yes.
>>552503424It would be really funny to see Mambo finish higher than umaoooo this month. Doubt it will happen though
>>552503457Of course
>>552503481>18 year olds today were born in 2007
>>552503457McQueen is a qt. I would fuck the shit out of her.
I wanted to bump the club I'm in up into A rank to try increase moral but nobody has left yet and now I feel like a villain.
>>552502765round WR - the overall strength of your umas. 50%+ total means you're probably a solid trainer.Finals - all you can do is try to have well built umas to tip the scales in your favor. Anyone who says otherwise is a troll. Its rng whether you win or lose - itd be different if it was like best of 5, then the strongest team would likely come out on top.
>>552502950'98 GOLDEN GEN KINO
>>552503519it still makes no fucking sense that Uma tries to shill Spe as being better than Condor and Grass
Did Umaaooo danycho get Xeare from Bricked yet?
>>552503653Crazy feeling that I was having my first drink at the same time some 18 year old was being pushed out.
>>552503482FBI-anon...can you give us any non-incrminating deets regarding the current happenings?
>>552503457It's Indian posting hours so the answer you are going to get is yes.
>>552503457Post topless Mcqueen and lets test this theory out.
How do i tell Danchou i can't reach the monthly quota because my country got attacked?
consider the following
Skinny little flatties like makween have the best pussy. Bet her riding your dick would be better than going to heaven or attaining nirvana.
>>552503481Smart Falcon and Espoir City will be old enough to post here come April.
I FUCKING LOVE BIG TITSRAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
Would you draw your own Kitasan black?
What umas love (you) but would never let you smash
>>552503748Poaching is bad.
Damn we bombed Venezuela and started another warIt's barely day 3 of 2026
>>552502765Only takes 7 wins across five days to get plat. Anyone who says it doesn't count can be safely ignored.
tamamo love
MARUZENSKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>552503804You get kicked for being Venezuelan
can't believe the orange retard is starting a war to distract from the epstein list
>>552503838What do you love most about big tits?
thoughts on the pace special week meta?
>>552502765Before any cm>SQUEEE OINK OINK OINK SQUEEE YOUR S RANK DISTANCE S UMA IS ONLY GONNA HAVE 90% WINRATE, BUY MORE PIG... GET OUT OF MY /uma/ LOBBIES. TEIOOOO SAVE USDuring round 1>Actually your team is not strong and your supports are lacking, you don't even have *insert newest banner uma*. Bwo your MLB Fine Motion? Your Biko Pegasus? Should still make it to the finals anyways.During round 2>of course you didn't qualify to finals, you don't even have turf S! Fast learner and distance S are not enough bwo you need a stronger midrace skills too... During finals>bwo why did you quit the game? Come back bwo we need you to make A+
uma... musume?
>>552502809don't you disrespect my lava dog like that ever again
Umamusume: Pretty.... Derby...
Can you niggers not talk about politics, nobody cares about shitholes getting bombed
>>552503910Good. Fuck vuvuzelas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKCIFXqhLzoomfg it's been 15 years god I'm old
>>552503953
>>552503806She's a killer.
>>552503770Not FBI, different flavor of glowie.And nothing other than its not a full scale declaration of war... yet.Things can still cool off if venezuela doesnt pop the handle and declare war on the USA (which im assuming the prez is trying to get them to do.)But considering we attacked military sites, comms arrays, airfields, ports, and air defense sites who knows what ol maduro is gonna do now.Maybe just pack his bags and take an extended vacay to moscow.On another note its funny seeing the russians confused as to what the hell all the shit they sold/gave to the venezuelans are doing (the answer is nothing they are all dead)>>552503910Not a war yet pal.And just so this is still on the topic of umamusume i do wonder what america is like in that setting, maybe the president is an umamusume?
How come I'm not allowed to train multiple umas in a single career run unlike anime trainers?You can't control other umas in unity so that doesn't countI'm locked to one trainee wtf
post orange umas
McQueen looks like she knows how to suck a mean dick
>>552504101American's love talking about themselves, so probably not going to happen.
>>552502765>>552504028I say all of this by the way
>>552503995i wish i could divert my taxes to making uma wives real instead of that fat sack of shit REEEEE
I wish they would stop dropping banners during the finals registration.
>>552504017Cutest
>>552504161Golshit taught her
Uhh Americans are sleeping…
>>552504017skills?
>>552504196A Christmas Oguri Christmas miracle is my only hope for winning this CM so I'm happy about it for once
>>552504196you WILL panic train meta horses 12 hours before finals
>>552504228No I'm not.
>>552504157orange umas
Dober gives me the big pee pee…
>dantsu flame is a stallion>uma version is written the same way as mare based umas????
>>552504214Cute wife
i will feed christmas oguri ALL of the accelerations
>>552504331you forgot your three blues
Which umas would shitpost all night on /uma/ instead of going to bed?
>>552504165Its okay bud im wrapping it up here anywaysIts 1AM and i should hit the sack
>>552504228no its only 3am
>>552504380Cafe
>>552504228some of us have night watch
>>552504234
>>552504316what does this even mean
>>552504314
>>552504108umazing
>>552504489The most beautiful uma of them all
>>552504489God I want her to be mean to me.
>>552504451I have a roughly similar spe, no hesitant front runners though but has medium SBut she keeps losingI don't get this game at allGood luck on round 2
>>552504228it’s 1 am here
Stallions are sexier than mares
>>552504316Define how mare umas are written. Reminder that Air Groove, Vodka, Seeking the Pearl are also mares
>>552502519Chris-Maya feeling up the Christmas tree.
>>552504606uma is a luck game
post umapyoi
>>552503995What's the problem with Epstein list anyway? Did they do some human sacrifices there or something?
Which one of you is this?
How do you deal with a trainee in heat who still has a good year or two of racing in front of her?
>>552504837tamamo toothbrush scene when
>>552504589She’s not even mean…
>>552504816yes and mostly children
>>552504757Umanko
>>552504868tracen puts birth control in their water supply
Uhhh so where are the Christmas gibs? New year gibs? I was told Cygenerous turned a new leaf?
>>552504707The fuck's a Christmas tree
>>552504868its also your duty to satisfy her needs
you guys are retards
bwos my /uma/ club danchwo kicked me after i called him bwo in the club chat...
>>552504993I'm about to be raped!
>>552504868You don't
did I really learn about the start of wwiii from /uma/
>>552504993Would put a bullet in my head before I’d let nice nattie touch me
>>552504228Graveyard shift
>>552504947the thing she's practicing to feel up in that image
>>552504868let her rape you
I am very Smart ackchyually
>>552505030/uma/club likes bwo and nyo posting tho...
umazing
>>552505201Sex Falcon
Umas don't get hornyOtherwise there would've been cases of abuse and rape already
>>552505312The director and Tazuna cover it up... It's what they don't tell Torena's when they apply to Tracen...
>>552505054wwiii has already started
Which uma is the most sexually frustrated?
>>552505054Not much of a WWIIIThe president just pushed on his truth social account that we captured maduro and his wife and have flown them out of country
>>552505054The fuck you type it like that?
>>552504157At last I can post this
>>552505382easily mejiro dober
i hope i see my umadacchis when i eventually get drafted for wwiii
We should bomb Miami too before the venezuelans there get uppity
>>552505054nyo the Super powers are just gathering energy right nyow. The real war is still a few years away
>>552505054this isn't it, but you'll know when it starts
>>552505297That's nothing, Look at this
>>552505312Uma is the upper crust, anon. Satonos, Symbolis, Gentil's family. They control the media and the cops. Good luck finding any case of Torena rape
Why are burgers so violent
>>552505054There's been recordings of bombs going off already from huehueland
>>552505512brown jewish golems inbreedingit's literally not their fault they have been breed for this by their elite caste
>>552505614Cool it with the antisemtic remarks
>>552505614to be fair not even the venezuelans liked the guy
>>552505614Says literally who?We can't even kill drug smugglers without bleeding hearts spilling their bullshit everywhere
>#スマートファルコン(ウマ娘) Smart Falcon (Uma Musume)>5,698 Works>#カレンチャン(ウマ娘) Curren Chan (Uma Musume)>9,825 WorksThe numbers don't lie.
umm umamusume discussion?
literally me
>>552505695Apple
>>552505682Smart Falcon works hard as an umadol, Curren sells nudes online which bumps up her numbers.
I'm getting shit on left right and center for scorpio, what cope do I use that I'm being filtered on the first round
>>552505695go back to umajp faggot, this is umana
>very last match>0/4, about to not make it to group A>suddenly, A and B+ rank umas everywhereUh huh, and I'm sure the matchmaker isn't rigged at all.
>>552505695stay here and post more apple applebro
odds i jork it to vtuber asmrevens i attempt another ace run
>>552505614Bombing your enemies is a good thingHaving your allies get bombed is a bad thingHope that clears things up for you.
If I get drafted I will just move states and hide, ain't no one got time for that shit, I have to farm fans
I love Maruzensky so fucking much bwos
>>552505843Both are good things tho, about time delusional moralfag leaders stop larping and go back to might makes right
Does that mean no american umas in the future? Just like China is removing all JP stuff?
>>552505760I had 5 matches in a row stomping B+ timmies after winning 4 in the ticket before
>>552505112Good, that means I get her all to myself.
>>552505614It is but what can you do. USSR is gone and there's no replacement.
>>552505843>Umamusume for this feel?Happy Meek
>>552505054>>552505423>>552505531>See Venezuela news in /uma/ this thread>check news>El presidente already capturedOy vey, congress, deepstate and koshers didnt even manage to make profit by prolonging wars
Which one?
>>552505760>>552505975why the fuck does this fucking game have sbmm
>tfw no mandatory draft to venezuela meetup with umadacchis
remember when they introduced american umas and one of them was a violent brute and another one was a two-faced liar?
>>552505614Venezuela invaded us all the way back in 2018 and we gave them every chance to reverse course.
>>552506056Sexo...
Aaaanyway how many bings and bongs until xOguri?
>>552506089I wanna mating press El
>Team of 3 pacers with SfV and Pump>One race has final leg with team at 7th, 2nd, and 1st>Another race has final leg with team at 8th, 7th, and 5th
>>552504606genuinely some anons are really lucky in matchmaking. Also your team comp can play a rather large role this cm over others. The positioning can get wacky real fast depending on the lobby makeup - maybe your chuds at 4 because filled with lates, or 9 because everyone is frnt or pace.Unfortunately its tough flying from back to front this one and the S suzu/front/taiki may already be too far
>>552506139>He didn't take angling on his pacesBricked...
How spookyhttps://files.catbox.moe/35bfws.mp4
>>552506139your late dominators??
>>552504945just a few more days
>>552505614Might makes right.
You have 4 months left actuallyI won't elaborate but it is 4 months away
>>552504816>anon doesn't know about moloch worshippersstay ignit umadacchi (genuinely, you're better off)
I tried doing parent run in URA but it was so boring that I gave up on the run
Do I run Dominator Grass or All Seeing Eyes Dober in Round 2?
>>552506139>3 pacersBasically my team and I've been doing better than I expected
Haha yeah that happened haha cool start of the year... anyway I don't think I will roll for xGuri, I can feel Cygames will bring red skills early and brick anyone who rolls for her
>>552506139Where's your head on and no stopping me?
>mandatory military draft>Teiofat is deemed too overweight and thus unable to serve>gets to play Umamusume : Pretty Derby whilst the rest of the general is out dying
what are red skills
cygames please stop adding popular mile/medium horsesI hate these obligatory humiliation races
>muh heckin representationBurgers really can't help themselves huh
Any /uma/ clubs affected?>>552506327Imagine being China and Russia right now
Is the strategy for late surgers just to get to 1100 speed and then spam the fuck out of races for maximum skill points, hoping the extra bonuses from winning Unity and the URA push you to 1200?
yooooo mayano gives head!
>>552506420You know how skills start off white but you can upgrade some of them to gold? With red skills they turn red instead.
>>552506420Evolved skills, later on you can upgrade your gold skills in career by meeting certain requirements
WHY DOES RYAN KEEP JOBBING HER DEBUT RACESWHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS FUCKING UMA
>>552506420Do you mean pink skills? They're evolved skills, if you fulfill certain conditions during career you get upgrades to certain potential skills. The system was added to boost up older umas. Like Suzuka's evolved concentration has groundwork (early race accel) slapped on it.
>>552506510>>552506514is this like something that only makes pigs stronger or f2p buff
>>552506516>t. powerlet
>>552506551If they really do bring in evolved early then Suzuka will be fucking invincible
>>552506469Chinkoids took over HK without even needing to bomb anybody tho
>>552506615but hong kong was always part of china
>>552506516You need to pump more iron
>>552506551Will Matikanefukukitaru finally be meta
>>552506404half of this general if drafted would find the nearest rural village to rape anything resembling a femaleuma musume
>>552506615Your Taiwan bro???
>>552506552it's a torena check
>club dacchi just left after saying he will not be able to play anymore because of the warholy fuck
>>552506552You tell me
>>552506508He'll install that shrieking kikeloving banshee for winning Nobel
>>552506327US is too young to have any culture that actually matters. It'll be forever secondary, so no representation for you, sorry.
>>552506645just like Taiwan>>5525066912 more weeks
>>552506710Fatty Cap...
danchou just flew over my house
>>552506404You flatter yourself if you think even half of this general could get through basic
i need a club
>>552506710>Brave
Is guts more useful than power?
>thread full of spics explains a lot about this general
>>552506839guts is the least useful stat in the game despite what tazuna tells you
>>552506757She got two sides...>>552506826You got a problem with that?
>>552506839Guts is speed
>>552506836Nah, marry me and stay with your girlfriend. You get extra insurance and still get to bag pussy, also not losing half your shit if she decides to leave but I doubt that would happen.
>trainee event>do you want 1 skill hint or 30 skill pointsdo you want 1 carat or 2 carat
>>552506295umas do age faster so itd make sense if GC pops out our baby in that time frame
>>552506912You just need more guts.
She's doing it
why does Natie hate unity so much
Uhh, so what happens if Dancho stops logging in? How does the leadership transfer happen?
>>552506982post her
>>552506327>can't even put in any american representationBro, your Grass Wonder, El Condor Pasa, Taiki Shuttle, Hishi Amazon, Hishi Akebono?
>>552507040She's debuff proof but otherwise pretty typical
>>552507054and more
How many turns does going from good to great worth for training?
>>552507103should I stop putting On Your Left on my late surgers?
>>552507109ugly - uglyugly - uglyugly ugly uglyClassic
>>552506404/uma/ is full of old men with high paying jobs and/or families, we're not getting drafted
>>552507109they would never add anyone relevent to expose the fraud emperor
>>552506836>still waiting for asylumOuch. Good luck with that under Trump, maybe it's long past time to check with a lawyer about this, and ask how much danger (if any) you're actually in
>>552506327but they're all American though cause of Sunday Silence?
>>552506745The sheer amount of disrespect and dishonesty is unreal. You literally live in a world molded by them, they were culturally dominating since 1970s and haven't dropped the beat since, for better or worse.
>>552507125depends on your mood bonus bwo, personally I'd just stay on good and use riko recreation when I'm low on energy or have shit trainings
>>552507205that makes you african
If you have not watched Uma Yuru you are doing yourself a disservice
>>552507168It's also full of people with really weirdly shaped bodies that are not suited for combat or any other athletic activity
>>552507261>Sunday Silence was blackIt's over
look at her go!
>>552507148Mathwise it's still very strong, if you can get it without giving up a ton of raw stats from your sparks its still worth it even if its more feast or famine
>>552507353t-the danger zone?!
>>552507261not if I don't believe Jewish propagando (I don't)
>>552507258I have been going through half junior year at good mood fishing for event proc so I wondered should I just use a turn at the start for mood up instead.
>>552507293>he doesn't lift to keep up with his uma
oh no no no no not the oinker squad
>>552507408Ok retardYou are the purest snow ape, molded from the finest lizard biotech in Antarctica
>>552507409junior is kind of whatever, the numbers are all so low it barely mattersI'll do recreation in the first few turns if there's no good trainings but otherwise I'll go until riko + september events kick inon URA I'll do recreation earlier because fuck waiting til classic march
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XvzHdO7nrk
They did it! After swapping out a bad ace for a debuffer its been a total turnaround vs the runaway/front runner teams.
>>552507506I'm not white though? Just not retarded enough to believe everyone came from niggerland kek
>>552507293stop spying through my kinect fbianon
>>552507198I've checked with a lawyer and my case is both real and very strong so there was nothing to worry about, I've been here for a decade. But after this I got no idea what the deal is and I'm slightly scared shitless
>>552507567you must be asian
Which borrow?
>>552507479>trianglewhat the fuck does the game consider double circle speed, if you stack S distance + 3 double circle green speed skills?
>>552507256Yes, but it's all secondary.
>>552507479thats the wrong maru
>>552507601Who are you training?
>>552507592probably a canadian chink, the dumbest kind
>>552507592Possibly
does the dober ulti not work in this track? how about redshift? I hardly see anyone inheriting those
>>552507479jeez thats a crazy highroll even for a giga
>>552507601>how many fingers am I holding up?it entirely depends on who you're training and what your sparks are, anon
>>552507640Grass
I would like to personally congratulate Mayanos father Tom Cruise on a successful military operation.
>>552506649must be an intense workout
>>5525076201st triangle also counts guts which is why you are 3rd favored against umas with 900 speed in the unity finale
The botters have infiltrated Mambo
>>552507693Mayano is so erotic. A little girl can't be that lewd...
>>55250766915* stam 3* power
>>552507660Both trigger too early. You have to gamble on positioning if you want to get any benefit from them as inherits. The full power uniques last long enough to carry over to late race, which is why OG Maru is meta on this track.
What a nice day
>>552507601>Using Brian and Tickezo
>>552507773Get that kid a drink honestly
>>552507794>Brianshit tons of speed, worth starting from 0 meter>TicketIn Body and Mind
>drops 3 placesNYOOOOOOOOOOO
>>552507682How many stamina do you need? Remove Ticketzo for another wit and borrow Riko. Use all stamina spark or some power.
>>552507882>bandaids
>>552507781>>552507682drop brian for riko and borrow a speed SSR, or rice if you don't want to do that
>>552506139>Team of 3 pacers with SfV and Pump>Another race has final leg with team at 7th, 5th, and 1sti cant
DAAAAAAAANNNCCHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>552508056not third day yet!
>>552507883Unless you can get max discount I would not buy it. Too random
>>552507919>chrono now has fan gain difference for danchous to track betterBased. But, can he add G1 win count to parent filter though?
Why is the mambo club the biggest attention whores, they post names in like every thread now
>>552507919I'm actually a leech kek. Thanks in advance for the gibs. Just make sure to fire up those bots
>>552508107Speed on the last straight is too random?
>>552507103where did you get left handed from
>>552508056*cracks knuckles* time for a quick oguri run that fails the 1st goal
>>552507786good to know, my hybrid debuffer is using dober's but I'm too lazy to remake.
>>552508228It can proc 10m to goal so yeah.
>>552508169since uma.moe improved (fixed) their spark filtering, I haven't used chrono
maybe i should join a club, it's been like 3 months since i've been in one
is there any point in making fun of umao now that they're truly dead?
what if my Uma wife doesn't love me?
>>552508216/uma/ club danchou is pretty ruthless about these things... you think they got to where they are being nice to leechers?
>>552508232Zeno Rob Roy borrow gives left or right handed depending on your choice.Better then Biko Pegasus if you can get the speed cap anyway.
>>552508286uma.moe will always be inferior because it has less accounts like 1/3rd of what chrono has
>>552508286I like Chrono because it puts your ID on the site non-consensual.
>>552508056AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE STOP DOXXING MEEEEE
>>552508307umaoooo already gained back some members another day or 2 of discord recruitment efforts and they will be full
Men: I want mommy! I want milk!Dober: How can you compete with her?
>>552508381I just assumed they used the same dataset somehowWorks for me but I don't get hyper specific with my parents either, so understandable
Guesstheresult!
>>552508462For me, it matters a lot when making parents where you need specific skillsLike the other day I found the perfect one for what I want and it was freshly made by the trainer too, this one you cannot even find the ID in uma.moe or umapure
>>552508194They are the discord users
My danchou is LITERALLY married to his umawife.
>>552508335you think i got to where i am by buckling to empty threats?
>>552508194most of the shitposters arent in the club
bricked bros CLIMBING
>>552508194Hate the guy who latched on and starting posting names.
>>552508194I'm not in Mambo I just like shitposting about them
>>552508430I saw that they were gonna recruit from /v/, did they really fall so low as to hit up discord?
which club’s danchou is the strongest and best trainer
>>552508478
>>552508613I'm from AlmondLove actually hehe
maybe i shouldn't trust danchuds
It would be a shame if Bricked were to become... bricked...
i need to make my own groundwork parent
>>552508720share dancho's feet pics
>>552508056ITS STILL FESTIVE HOLIDAYS!!
>>552508719eru's erus...
>>552508056is that aidan from /e7g/
>>552507693>>552507773>>552507882>>552507941Good morning saars!
Is /uma/ dead?
>>552508681The old danchou would recruit "friends" from other gachas. Dunno what the new ones recruitment policies are.
>>552508720We aren't beating the allegations... Also, stop botting if that's you
>>552508849yesgood riddance
>gotta take it easy this CM because I don't have my own suzunigerI've been takaing it easy for like 4 CMs straight...
>>552508834It's night time, indianbro.
>>552508720same hehehehe
>>552508849It reached terminal stage of /vg/ gacha thread, the clan/club/guild drama schizos take over.
hehe ...
at least cafesexposters were better
>>552508928It's peepee...
>>552508910DO NOT REDEEM THE DAYLIGHT SAAR!
Me and my bro
>>552508090bwo the nigger has been flatlining for a week
whoever recommended me switching from meme dominator hybrid to dog - cheers for that. 18/20 today (incidentally both losses were to seiun)
>>552508974Love when horses go blanket mode
>>552509003Wrong he went up at 31
Who do we kick from /Uma/ Club?
>>552508972Seems like india is a tough place to live...
i need taiki shuttle
>>552509046kick me and yur peepee smol
>>552509062this but carnally
>>552508834I mean i guess you are technically correct?Its 0240 on the east coast.
>>552509046kick anonfucking hate that guy
>>552509003erm i see a bump on the 28th adn 31 thougheverbeit
>>552509062
>people are bringing sacrificial bignigs when they're perfectly viable as acewhy
>>552509110what the fuck bwo what did i do to deserve this
>>552509102 (Me the retard)>>552508834Sorry meant west coastForgot im not in north carolina anymore
>>552509035and he didn't from 26-30, not a full careers worth anyway
Kawakami, I would finish. Place cock in ass.
>>552509159the man on the telly said to
>>552509056>>552509102Brahman like we worship and love the fillies
>>552509003kick hiiiiiiiiiim
>>552509017>meme dominator hybrid to dog What is a dog build
>>552509189He did
>>552509221Everyone around the world loves fillies.
>>552509310Correct saar many Indians around the world
>>552507353take oooooo->*gets 7th*AACKKK
ra had a proper reason for being kicked but aidan do play the game so it's not happening fags
>>552508056what's the site that tracks this stuff?
>>552509352Do indians own horses?I thought they were more a mule/donkey type people or something
>>552509265220k fans is like half a career even sprinters get more than 300k>>552509451https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile?circle_id=379642070
>but aidan do play the game
>>552507353Mayano SEX.
>>552509436Aye, cunny!
>>552509237just your regular kinda stupid dogif anything i'm now convinced that single dominator does nothing
>>552509352I can't believe /uma/ is all indians!
should have joined umao if you wanted to see people kicked that bad lol
>>552502950holyyyyyy granny
Why Bricked danchou doesn't advertise the free slot?
>>552509475It's probably a career where your uma kept jobbing and wasn't able to get 1st during the goals
>>552509464Do not act Dalit fillies are little girls we love
>>552509559Didn't your danchou say you're full
>>552509559He's going to handpick a carry
>>552509559saving for his gf
>>552508886if you got a maru you can bet on two suzus kill each other
>>552507353
>>552502950The best mare generation
>>552509559We invited one on a cooldown
>>552509592...Do not what?
>>552509475aw. mine just gives a black screen when I enter the club id. oh welllllll
>>552509589Fine, I guess the leech lives another day.
Why is it that I can't proclaim my love for lolis anymore without being compared to jeets...
>>552509726i want a katsuragi ace pet
>>552509017dom basically only helps to pull off edge wins. I had dom on my luna for virgo and it let my s.maru beat a fresh 1200/x/1200 oguri from unity
>>552509653yep, but solo nigers and nigerless rooms are really tough on my hag wife... Still, I managed to keep a worthy WR on her, even had to retrain
>>552509716You do know it's impossible to kick him if he does flatline for the whole month. He's an OG member.
almondbros stop bullying my club onegai.....
>>552509490wheres the sex?
sex?
Any anons who don't play the game any more but post here anyway?
>>552509732I don't know about the jeet part but you lolifags tend to be very obnoxious and have a massive victim complex about your fetish.
>>552509732Forget about those losers.
>>552509231I hope you are actually in mambo then I guess you have the right to be this autistic about this
cant believe almond eye is already old and busted and she has not even been released yet
>>552509159my plays to win. Even managed to beat a few suzus today, rare as that is
Is the dodging danger + prudent positioning combo any good next CM?
>>552509776Anon is correct but a third ace will always be better for you
>>552509835It's on the next scene.
>>552509716I was making up all of those excuses. For all I know that career might have failed a goal and he didn't clock
>>552507479Other players can see your costume swaps?
>>552509901it's always a good combo>t. Falco user
>>552509871>loving young women>fetishBeing straight is a fetish?
>someone leaves the club>danchou immediately fills it out>think this is suspicious>search /vg/ archives>danchud didn't shill at all>guy has /uma/ in his info thoughbut where did he come from
>>552509952which club
>>552509952Teamspeak
>>552509885>I hope you are actually in mamboLolLmao even
>>552509802expected a lot worst W/R with your complaint there, anon.
>>552509849I did that for a month and ended up coming back. First time that's ever happened.
MYSTERY TRAINERS
>>552509952/r/uma/
Oh no
GUESS WHATI TOOK THE 22% TRAININGAND THEN
>>552509901It isn't track dependent, but I think it's a gaslight because if you trigger one without the other you're fucked
>>552509952I'm pretty sure my dancho just types "club" in the archive for people asking for a club and then adds everyone
>>552510010my day 1 was nasty and on both days I suffered a 2/5 defeat...not pictured is a different mayano with 5% wr from day 1
>>552509839Thats Tannhauser
>>552509772
>yeah my uma has a nice character song vro>the song in questionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzmMT-bmANY
>>552509946There is a difference between "young woman" and a nsfw cartoon depiction of a literal child. This is the victim complex shit I was talking about.
Can someone dress up as an uma and jerk me off? I'll pay you 20 bucks
>>552509901VF sayz to NOT take it next CM
>random anons in the thread are trying to get people kicked from a guild they aren't even inFatherless behavior
>dancho downvoted my post in the club subreddit
>>552510117i want to put my face in katsuragi ace crotch while she wears bloomers
>>552510158Your only options here are Indian guys wearing horse ears.
>>552510126Aren't you supposed to be posting on twitter or some shit?
>>552510126go back
>>552510158i wear an 6XL large shirt if you're ok with that
Ningen whores.
NOOOOOOO DON'T CALL HER A LITERAL CHILD OH SHIT HER MOOD FUUUUUCK SHE IS FIGHTING BRIAN NEXT TURN AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>552510234Just gamble the 1st option for cheaper It's On.
>>552510084just have high wit like you're supposed to be on a FR
>>552510117I like Mr. CB's tiny hat. Usually I hate tinyhats, but hers is a cute little tophat.
Norn's fat tits
>>552509901Wait what makes this combo good? Isn't it just a ghetto green? What does lane movement do for you early race? I doubt there would be many fronts
>>552510184>make a rule>29 members follow it>1 doesn'tI see one fatherless person out of those 30
Leave toreina's dwindling middle-age libido to me.
>>552510207>>552510210I never said I had anything against your weird fetish. Just stop acting like obnoxious victims when your weird fetish is called weird, weirdos.
I'm posting a problematic uma.
>>552510240>This Excitement Is Hard to Crack! >Get Me in the Mood >I'm Not a Kid!>Grand Love Plan >Chase Me
>>552510265You'll max out at 90% proc rate so you're adding another 10% failure rate to your starts for not that much gain.
>>552510071>22%that's basically 100%
I'm going to miss these smiling cuties
>>552510303I don't actually think you know what you're talking about, little bro.
>>552510087rng is fickle. My 3 had 90% placement in top 3 for first 30. Then i went 2/5 with absolutely baffling performance (my maru suddenly finished bottom 3 repeatedly, taiki no show). Finished w/ 5/5 at least
You know there must be something to it if the world's most rich and powerful are willing to go to war over it.
>>552510205>>552510213no teiofags thanks
Slow Metabolism
>>552510303They know it's wrong; that's why they keep proclaiming their love for it so much on an "anonymous" imageboard
>>552510306very ToT out of 10
>>552510330yeah but when they work not even late starts can stop you from wrestling first off the other fronts
>unironic xitter tourist hours
>>552510289That isn't for the thread to care/talk about anon. Like i said its fatherless behavior
>>552510390>>552480117
mr president a new cryer has hit the timeline
AAAAAAIIIIEEEEE
>cant beat whales>still lose to worse umas
I tested out gutsmaxxing on fronts as a gutsmaxxer enthusiast and it is safe to say it's shit, unfortunately.Wit is still better if you want positioning because you double dip on wit rolls + more skills to spam. Sometimes the fronts won't even spot struggleIt IS really funny when they duel late-race though, but it's super inconsistent
>>552510364>"Waaaa why are people being mean to me that I like loli stuff">"I don't know but you guys like to act like obnoxious victims over it.">"HOW DARE YOU!"Every (YOU) I have gotten so far has just further proved my statement.
dober is so cutehad a lot to say but I mostly forgot it all because I recorded her unique animation TRYING to retain as much quality as possible, I wonder what the webm autist thinks about itanyway I really liked her career and her she is so cool and awesome. big aura. lovely
For a bunch of EN purist who screech at the slightest hint of seeing jp related content, there sure are a lot of gentildonna posts around here
i wish riko came earlier
>>552510287The balance patch changed lane movement skills to give your uma a slight speed boost, so you take dodging danger to swing out on the start and prudent positioning to move back in, so you get the speed boosts without fucking your positioning.The problem is that if you trigger DD without PP, you will swing out without moving back in and lose ground doing that. If you trigger PP without DD and you late start or roll a worse start time than someone else, it will force you behind that guy and you won't fight him for first.t. front runner enjoyer
i am tama's child belly
>>552510448It's an /uma/ club and we don't have a Discord. I'm not going to take flak by being the one to speak out against dancho's boyfriend being a subhuman leech.
I thought Maya was a grown up girl
>>552510542You're the only one mad here, I don't know what else to say. This isn't like one of your little twitter posts, guy.
>>552510575SATAN
>>552510583this artist might be an actual pedophile
>>552510435Next thread will be... ehhh...
no one will know that i jork it to literal children hehe
>>552510551here it isI wonder what other anons said about her (who pulled) because I don't recall all that much from when she released
Maybe next time I will finally learn how other trainers make their Uma's with worse speed, worse stamina, worse power, worse guts, worse wit, and no skills just win.
>>552510602I will teach Mayano what it means to be an adult
fatass game
>>552510568For me it's my bro
>>552510551the cutest
holy shit it's hot time get in get in get in
>>552510582i saw pp activated the second after dd so nothing happened?
>>552510603>I'm not mad, YOU'RE mad!I literally don't give a fuck. I gave an honest response and now I got every lolifag here with a bruised ego lashing out and proving my point. It's hilarious.
>>552510568its never been like that here
>>552510656zoneoguri.jpg
i love my wife
>>552510727>i-i-i don't actually care!!!Continue on with your little hissyfit then while we enjoy posting.
>>552510714You probably still get to enjoy the speed boost when that happens, but I don't have hakuraku so can't confirm
>>552510582Oh fuck, I have DD without PP on my 2 fronts lol
>>552510627It is. You can always tell the lolicons from the genuine pedophiles because the latter make sure to include the slightly chubby belly.
Something happens and I'm head over heels
>>552510793Hey, don't ask why people don't like your fetish and get mad when you get a response.
>>552510667
>>552510582your fronts are hardwired into going close to the rail, so even if you whiff PP they'll still move back in, just slowerI always take DD+PP when available because they're a good bonus. But only after my groundwork setup has at least 2 greens + 1 other "rng" trigger already.
>>552510796hakuraku?
aidan and dancho are friends so you're asking for the impossible
>>552510851Mayano is too lewd!
Since the experts all seem to be with us today: is Teio a loli?
>>552510953nu
>>552510842The something that happens
can /uma/ get worse than this
>one girl caused the meltyHow does she do it?
>w-where is your wit brodon't care, umas are SUPPOSED to be stupid
>>552509807That's why I want him dead. The nigger has leeched for far too long.
>>552510838>>552510627you are a normie
>>552510971oissu! nice nature des
>>552507479is that the terrorist of /uma/ lobbies?
>>552510968>One little boy, one little man
tail held high + wet conditions (I don't need it for groundworks), a recovery skill (I have standard distance) or fast paced?
>>552510884Packet sniffer add-on for Hachimi, it tells you what exactly goes on in your races. Stuff like the speed your uma is traveling at, the skills enemy umas proc, who gets blocked etc. Great for analysing practice races for room match enthusiasts but it's legality is dubious.
>>552510727Because we are actual victims. Everyone else's fetish gets celebrated except for Lolicon. We get treated like actual pedophiles for liking cartoon drawings.
Mayano hours?
>>552510845They're too deep into their fetish. You can't have a normal conversation with these "people"
>>552511038doesn't matter she dies + no medium s
>>552511038Nice stats. Deck?
>>552511038she's gonna dieplug it into a stamina checker
I had a dream last night where taiki shuttle let me bury my face in her breasts. it was nice haha
impregnate fillies
>>552511063Not yet
>>552511092
umamusume sitting on my face while patting my head with her tail
>>552508056>mambo refused my application for thisI don't get it
>>552511038She's glue with that stamina. Tail Held High is really strong if you have the skills to trigger it.
>>552511118I had a dream last night where I was banned for posting porn on /uma/...
show your results of round 1bonus sympathy if u dont run any frontrunners
>>552511142Soon, Mayano will take over the world.
>>552511118I had an uma related dream too but it was with my sister dressed as Brian and was 3 heads taller than me, I was deeply disgusted but we had sex in the dream and I kept trying to wake up. I haven't been able to go back to sleep for 4 hours now
>>552511049You're right. Start a movement and take to the streets while wearing shirts and holding signs saying "I'm a Lolicon and PROUD!" If the trannys could do it so can you.>>552511083Oh I know. Seeing them seethe over the smallest critique is funny though.
>he's mad over a drawingLol. Lmao even.
>>552510953not really. a genuine loli is more than just short or petite. there has to be a clear hint of childlike behaviour. the main appeal is the taboo of how young and innocent they are. she's just a cutesy teenager in my eyes.
>>552511276sis… this isn’t xitter…
>>552511221i dont need your pity points
>>552510953Hebe, but I'd say leaning more to the loli side.
>>552511221But bobo is my favorite uma
>>552511221
>take 5 melatonin/magnesium pills >only sleep for four hours >umapyoi was being played in my dreams I hate this not even pills can fix my insomnia. I wish Brian could knock me out
>>552511332Just let her continue having his melty on something she doesn't care about...
Mayanos 13 year old umanko
>>552511332This isn't Bluesky either. You'd better go back if you want an echo chamber free of criticism.
>>552511437Bro, you can't say that here!
>>552511332Stop responding to my posts then and just keep posting loli shit. You literally can't because you can't stand people thinking your fetish is weird. It's on the same tier as blueberry girls and vore.
>>552511112how do I add runaway? needs 584 without a white
>>552510953In comparison to Teiofags, she may as well be
>>552511443bwo it's easier than ever to find actual CP online, if lolifags wanted to post CP they'd post CP instead of drawings
>>552511221>bonus sympathy if u dont run any frontrunnersShe's only there to kill the other Suzukas.Let's hope Group B will be merciful
>>552511437Tom cruise is disappointed in you
>>552511427Melatonin doesn't work like that bwo...
A&S or SFV for xoguri?
>>552511506Uh oh, he's melting down guys.
>>552511510Runaway stam consumption is similar to pace so just change to pace chaser for a decent approximation. Track is soft btw, not good.
>>552511506w-what's wrong with vore?
post horses
>>552511437Say more
thread status: dire
>>552511589The guy is some pussy normalfag
>>552511506you so desperately want people to be mad that it's kinda cute. What's your favorite uma anon?
>>552511521If the lolifags posted cp here as much as they do loli shit then /uma/ would be permanently nuked (probably.)
>>552511427All you need is physical exhaustion
>>552511603Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmsex
>>552511521>bwo it's easier than ever to find actual CP online,Wtf how?
>>552511187You've known how well we honor our rules, therefore it's your fault
loli SHOULD be nicheloli SHOULD be something you keep secretloli SHOULD be weirdloli SHOULDN'T be openly acceptedloli IS about licking the appeal of childrensaying loli is a "body type" is a cope, you are trying to appease normiessimple as
i hate being awake i hate being aliveumamusume
>>552511221oops all nigers
>>552511427Try jumping for an hour, I am being serious
Umamusume?
>>552511589It's just weird. Didn't say you can't like it. Just don't pretend it's not weird.>>552511631Never said I wanted people to be mad or that I am mad. I just said lolifags have a victim complex and loli fetish is weird. Lolifags took that personally. And to answer your question depends on who the current meta for any CM is :^)
>>552510953Teio is what some coping lolicons call 'hebe'
>>552511785Uhm, is that the weird horse girl fetish? Weirdo freak
umamusume?
Teio may not be a loli, but this is really a boy
>>552511645nah they would just have a janny stationed here 24/7. Champions League threads on /sp/ used to be full of cp and jannies never did anything. I haven't gone there in a while though so idk if they got it under control by now.Pragmata threads on /v/ also get spammed with it and the threads still stay up>>552511676I can't say that bwo
UMAMUSUME!!!
pretty derby
>>552511838You appear to be lost
>>552511785Bakushin would say this.
I need to keep reminding myself that 2 white velocity = 1 gold because I keep cucking myself out of extra sp buying prof
>>552511803Sounds like you give a fuck, bozo?
>Four (4) failed speed trainings @ junior year, around 25% max fail rate>3 mood downsjust say you hate me oguri
>>552511908Ordinary Day...
evil derby
im afraid that umamusume is in fact a hag game.
>>552511920the sim will calculate the value for you
>>552511923Seems like you do more>>552511698This guy gets it
pretty?
I just ran a 50 minute 10k, I think my oshi Maruzensky would be proud of me
>>552511956AIEEEEEE DELETE DELETE
Derby?
Umamankosume
>>552511587this is with a white and +40 from standard distance, need 691 without a white
D-DAHBYYY
>>552511974No you.
>>552512007m-micro
>>552511698It isn't tho, I'll jerk off to 10 year old niece hentais and 9000 year old witch that looks like a cunny hentais no problem but one of them is a child and the other is a body type and both are lolis
>>552512098
name 5 (FIVE) horses
You know, you two should just fuck since you clearly enjoy each other's company
>>552512156what the fuck is a horse
I had full TP since yesterday but I don't have anyone to train without borrows
My beloved
>>552511698Says you, freak
>>552512156oguri capgoldshipagnespretty derbymichael jackson
>>552512156mayanomayachinmayachanChris Maya top gun
>spent two TP restores yesterday and only did fanruns to impress the new danchou>not even the highest earner on doxxogenesis
>>552512181two more weeks (unironically)
>>552512181I haven't even used my borrows yet
>>552511838nail polish?
>>552512181make your own parents for cm8 and cm9
I bet Dober would enjoy being forced a little
>>552509871>This one milquetoast post generated so much seethe and proved his pointBravo
>>552512279But he's the only one seething?
>>552512279They aren't exactly the smartest bunch
Sex with Winning Ticket would be wet from all the crying
>>552512310>>552512320The responses say otherwise.
>>552512268>CM8i dont have dober and my long ryan is all purpose>CM9i don't even know who's a good parent for sprint and it's so far away anyway
>>552512383>i dont have doberYou can still change that.
>>552512380I don't know why you can't admit that you're seeting hard, no one here cares about your twitter drama.
Why and how would anyone do this
>>552511838Pretty Derby!
I only jerk it to loli on occasion but I don't go around screaming about cunny all the time and I don't engage in morality debates about fictional minors. I'm cool, right guys?
next bread will be butter
>>552512501Only if you want to fuck factual minors
>>552512480Canon Urara.
hons atak
>>552512485she's so cool
This thread makes me think of this often, soulless teamcomps everywhere
>>552512505aiee stop posting lossy -> lossy downscaled images
Can you fags shut up? You're on an anime basket weaving website, just post umas, we don't care if they are grandmas, JKs or lolis or anything in between.
>>552512479nta but this is completely a seethe response over something so mundane as saying "people from this fandom act like victims"
>>552512553She broke my ribs but thanks
>>552512618Post yours then.
>
>>552512618Lets see your team big guy
>>552512618My favorite uma? Silence Suzuka, Maruzensky, and Taiki Shuttle.
>>552512553
>>552512643I care that anons are attacking my kink and saying I am acting like a victim for fighting back.
>>552512647Yeah, and continuing to cry about it on every reply isn't seething right? He just needs to be honest with himself.
>>552512553what a way to die
>>552512642Nyo
we could have all avoided this if we all just replied yeppers to obvious shitposts
>>552512752aren't you also responding to all his posts?
>>552512803yeppers
My oshi? Taiki ult + NSM combo of course
I'm scared.
>>552510953I have my own ranking system that i autistically created to rank lolis.Teio's game and anime depictions are "petite" similar to characters like Furina and Nagatoro. Rice, Taishin, and Turbo are also "petites."Mayano, Tamamo, and Haru are right in the middle of "loli" and "petite" and therefore can be bait type characters unless drawn as lolis. Similar characters are Megumin and Homura.Nishino and Sweep are the most typical "loli" type characters similar to Klee and Acerola.
who are canon dumbest umas?
>>552512884Nope
>>552512803
Which umanko cunny is the tightest? I need to do some research.
>>552512919tosen jordan is canonically a mental invalid
>>552512748come on now...
i mean yeah all pedos should be castrated
>>552512919sprintersjordanmcqueen (around sweets)germans
Which Uma would rape their trainer?
I think all little girl enjoyers should have their own child bride.
>>552513127Curren Bouquetdor
what the fuck? why is she so far away?
>lolicons act like victims>see this >>552513089There is a reason why.
>>552513156Hell yeah!
>>552513172we have not hit even 1st anny yet
>>552512667>>552512717Already did >>552507553
>>552513156There is a religion for that.
SorryI'm only into fat oji-san
i like boys (female)
treat your trainee to a carrot
bwos... is it normal that in fan farming runs with rudolf I always lose 3-4 races? I'm running 12 extra G1s and 2 G2 at the end but I never win them all
I've gotten the tissues on the last NINE runs in a row. What are the odds on this fucking shit it's starting to really tick me off
pick an umanko for me to masturbate to
finally finished that fuji event
>>552513461mayano top gun
>>552513383Curren wouldn't do this...
>>552513468Nicely done
Anons literally think loli is a fetish?
Wife nature
>>552513461Mayano.
>>552513468Must be insanely hard for you
>>552513461mayano top cun
>>552513416Distance C makes you job mile races even when you should ovepower every opponent regardless of the debuff. Same with B but to a lesser degree.
getting lost in the jungle
>>552513461Maya
>>552513642Too old
>>552512553Get the fuck out of my house
>>552513690Sex with all these uma
Next thread will be better
>>552513920No it won't, these hours suck
>>552513557
>>552506836>>552503804
>>552514006
>>552514006erm
>>552514006Why do I want this
>Baker was Venezuelanowari da...
You guys want more bread?
>cant spell prestigious>can spell "aardvark"(???????)is urara just pretending guys I think i might ha
>>552502950Sweep is 11 years older than Kitasan...
>>552514234I've got bread here
Who do I need to 50% for the second unique level up? Riko or the reporter lady?
I love Rice
>>552514242got too close to the truth
>>552514282>Sweep is 11 years old...That's all I need to hear.
>umas after they've run their last race
>>552514370Too old
>>552513612but I have mile A from inspiration... I job early on asahi hai or hopeless then lose another time when I do 4 G1s in a row before summer camp
Damn, I should have chosen Suzuka instead of Oguri
umadacchis?
>>552514542>>552514542>>552514542
make a venezueluma thread
>>552514324URA - directorUnity - none
>>552514434I've had problems with getting blocked during Asai hai and NHK mile. Not much you can do about it I'm afraid.
>>552502268>Get another phone call not to worry about itYou just missed the pizza party during the op
