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Teio!
>>552514597This is what I live for.
lord kanaloa when?
Oinko!
>>552514597cute
>>552514648Curren-chan...
>>552514695Laisu is the cutest uma
hehe....
>some shitass meme for thread #2000
Scorpio Cup round 1 status?https://poal.me/avscumhttps://poal.me/avscumhttps://poal.me/avscum
>>552514754we stole the thread number anyways so we don't deserve it
>>552514743Why is Sweep bricked up?
>>552514597i hate that this game is both SOVL and still gacha trash
uuh ohhhh my numbeloos? my numbros go uppity? muh numbra hitta grande mundo?
I'm still mad that anon called my fetish weird
Golden Oldies?
>>552514783Complete annihilation
>>552514875You'd better never leave your house then
>>552514785Didn't jp kick themselves out?
Why do you guys care about thread numbers? That's pretty lame.
>>552514978Its a numbers game
>>552514735true!
Leave the orange menace to me.
>>552514938Not really, they were forced out if anything. Global was never going to surrender the thread due to the sheer volume of global posters at launch. They should have encouraged global to create their own general in the first place but they're not the brightest boomers.
>>552514785What stolen valor? The game had been out in JP for over 4 years btw
I'm sorry danchou... I lost hopeless stakes and yasuda kinen... I cannot push it more than this *coughs blood*
>>552515237
>>552514597inari one please come home
>>552515246considering the health of umajp, nobody played the game before global anywayseparating generals based on regions is just silly, i dont care if other gacha game generals have done it
>>552515289>they're currently on #60That makes the split even more retarded.Especially especially since we're still including JP news in the global op for some reason.
>>552515246>>552514938They sure did force themselves out, the jp thread wasn't even getting used very much since it was just a shitposter that made it in the first place. It didn't gain traction for a few weeks. There were tons of questions about umas years out and the actual races but they just gave up and left.
>>552514875It's not a fetish. It's normal fucking biology.
>>552515235
>>552515360Burapi love
>>552515376It made sense for /fgog/ and /alter/ to be two separate beasts since those are story-focused gamesBut uma is a character-driven game, with occasional mechanical updates. Didn't make sense to split, especially since everyone posts jp umas anyways.
>>552514542Happy #2000, umadacchis. Just finished a weightlifting session followed by an exercise bike watching some Cinderella Gray. Feeling good and pumped!
Metafags who are we rolling for in 2026?>Supports>UmasI'll probably roll for Taiki/Spe so I need to budget everything else
Based euros stealing the 2000 bread
>>552515369This year! I'll spark for her, if I must
TOTAL ORANGE DEATH
>>552515376>>552515397I don't disagree. It's not really worth arguing whether 'them forcing themselves out' or 'global forcing themselves' out.Historically before global launch, they were a few umajp boomers trying to ruin global for new players because they wanted to keep their thread just for keiba shitposting and thought global would die on launch. They stayed in this general initially because they thought they could retain the general but it turns out they couldn't. The reality is that if they wanted to keep their thread number and little keiba shitposting they should have just split earlier. That's all i'm saying. Doesn't matter now anyways.
I use 3 different types of mice when playing the game.
>>552515847why
I lost to such a shitter in one of my races it's basically mindbroken me. I'm not pretending I have top tier umas myself but this guy, I'm talking shit speed and stamina, no accels, like a fucking random time trials uma that somehow surged to win by a neck. I'm an NPC uma you beat on debut.
AAIIIIEEE I CANT CHECK MY CLUB ON DOXXGENESIS
>>552515893I bought 2 additional ergo mice to test out and decided to just use all 3.
>>552515921You can check clubs on uma.moe now
>>552515489Hurts we have to most likely wait another year for her to release. I want my cute big dog now!
>>552516028Daiwa Scarlet owes me reverse paizuri.
Is it possible to get 1200 speed with 3 wit 1 speed (Kitasan) 1 stamina on S. Maru?
Ok so my max luck hours are between an hour after I get off work and 20 minutes before I go to bed, which is extremely short
>>552516106What is a reverse paizuri?
>>552516189it's when you give a paizuri to her
>1200 speed was not enough
>>552516176Some anon capped speed without using a spd card. Im sure its possible
>>552516176It's possible, but probably not reliable. If you want more stamina, taking 2 speed and just clicking on stam a bit more might get you higher stats.
>>552516259power is more valuable than speed on sprints, surely you know this by now
>>552516176>18 blue speed sparks>18 URA finale sparks (that all proc)no problem at all bwo, you don't even need kitasan
>>552516259You actually need good skills too.
>>552516176She's 15% speed so sounds possible on a high roll.
>>552516176You can try with the Seiun wit card
>>552516350>>552516379I thought Turbo Sprint would save me. If only she had used her ult...
>>552516458Turbo sprint is yet another big gamble. It likes to activate 10 meters from finish line for me.
Playing curren's career for the first time, what am I in for?
>>552516771disease
>>552515781this is so sexy look at the battery sliding off her lewd tongue
*Reveals Silence Suzuka*It appears your Summer Maruzensky is not as strong as you claim, Mr Bond.
>>552516771Pure evil
imagine getting milked by monster mares
leave the orange menace to me
MCQUEEN REFUSED TO WIN HER MAIDEN RACE 2 TIMES WHAT IS HER PROBLEM
>triple late start>triple winfrontkeks could never experience this
>>552516771She'll keep mentioning how cute she is to you (I don't know how people find this behavior attractive)
>>552516968Sex
>>552516991>Skipped the whole raceThis is a worse crime than metafagging
>>552516976what blue sparks did you bring
>>552516992She's one of those pick me girls.
>>552517076it's a replay i swear i dont do this
>>552517081not telling cause you're gonna make fun of me
>>552517152
Five Umas got in the Yume Ranking 2025
>>552517198Mayano wouldn't make a face like this.
>Teiofags>GroovefagsWho's gonna expose themselves next?
>>552517238What?
>>552517152sounds to me like you already know the answer to your own question then
>>552517238the what
Is Curren the most unpopular uma? I've seen her once in all of my cms. Even if she isn't great I see plenty of waifu choices for all the other umas. I even see the giant hishi more then her
look I did my bestI no longer believe Teio can be trained into a CM winning uma
>>552516976gluema gluesume
>>552517278Anyone, just revv up your AI again
>>552517278agnesfags obviously
>>552517285? it's not my fault though
>>552517238
>>552517284>>552517289yumejoshi, waifufagging but for holes.
>>552516991wait so you tell me that El flashes her umanko to (you) as winning celebration? I thought she did the Sekai saikyou wa? Sou! El Condor Pasa!
I only realized it just now but Chrono's outfit sucks ass to draw like Wonder Acute
>>552516976desu wa
>>552517331
>>552517284>>552517289Every year, there's a poll of what fictional characters women want to date, this is 2025's>>552517356Stay Gold and his first two kids are the Top Three Umas in it
>>552517379you could had just said husbando rankings
>>552515235skills?
Women are disgusting.
>>552517353im guessing you're getting speed or power checked. you can fix this by bringing the right sparks, this is all in your control.
>>552517461sexo wa
>2000th threadConfess your /uma/ sins and take this opportunity to start anew
>>552517481DREAM JOURNEY???
>>552517331My 20% winrate teio will prove you wrong, all she needs is a teio steppu in the correct race (finals)
>>552514542I miss that fat fuck like you wouldn't believe
>>552517481>>552517356>>552517238I assume they lost the interest after seeing them pregnants
>>552517532Mambo
>>552517396i'm still unsure how celebrations worksome umas seem to use both, others never use the alternative (i've never seen digitan's second celebration for example)
>>552517532I hate 90% of you people.
>>552517532I don't have the game installed. Never had. Never will. I just like the characters and their interactions with each other and the player.
>>552517532I jorked it to the preggo urara pic multiple times
>>552516991that's such a sick winning pose
>>552517575daiwa's face right before i rape her(consensually)
>>552517581You sick fuck
>>552517712Doto would trip over easily.
>>552517763
>>552515723>Haha, just kidding... who would want that? haha...
>>552517698i'm going to need the sauce for solo research purposes
how did it happen that Oguri became the face of gaslights? She would never
>>55251753230% of my exhentai favourites are yaoi50% of my exhentai favourites are NTR
The placement of the hand mattersWhy does Buena Trainer's face look drained?
>>552517895Why?
>>552517532I don't have oshis. I give zero fucks about irl races. I have never pulled for umas until XOguri. I'm in purely for the gameplay loop, CMs and stat number go up bing bing wahoo
>>552517883Yeah, she's too dumb for that.
>>552517918you know why
>>552517532For my debut ticket, I chose mcqueen instead of riceI used Goldship and Oguri for Gemini despite being vocal about themI jerked off 5 times this year already despite promising not to do for a whileI poisoned my brother's monitor lizard I piss on the floor
>>552517970Too dumb to pull a man even
>>552517493
>>552517936that's some major NPC energy right there anon
>>552517698
>>552517936If you're as much of a gameplayfag as you claim you should have pulled for Seiun Sky and SMaru, but you're probably just falseflagging.
PLAY THE GAME YOU STUIPID FUCKING FAGGOT WE WERE SUB 200 YESTERDAY I FUCKING HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
>>552518259how did mambo shoot up the rankings so much? Is the newcutie a clanker?
>>552517532I've ran less Bourbon runs in total compared to the amount of Dober runs I've done in the past week.
>>552518259anon it's day 2...
>>552518096I could just borrow Seiun and SMaru got lobotomized by the hallf anni update, used all that carats saved for support cards
Imagine if we didn't have dox tech lol
>>552518259You're deranged
>>552518259>WE WERE SUB 200 YESTERDAYbro really believes the early ranking when it's all Eden restructuring its members to its dozen of botting clubs
>>552518020thanks anon. that's a lovely neicha. homestretch haste + triumpant pulse is so op on this track
>>552517310She's very much a dedicated sprinter, anon.
>>552517936How many A finals win? I wanna know how far does pure gameplayfagging go in this game
>>552518259anon we're allowed to flatline for 3 days... he's abiding by the quota
>>552517532I haven't done a single career for a bunch of umas because I simply do not care for them.
>>552518320>imagine if we didn't have dox tech lolDon't have to imagine
If I don't have this by the end of the year I'm killing myselfgoodnight
>>552518259Join a quota club if you want A+
>>552517532I relentlessly made fun of paypiggies back when I was a kitasanlet but I have become one myselfThis extended to making fun of one anon in particular back during Taurus Cup and I am sure he remembers it and replies with seethe every time I make a post in the thread about any CM.B, if you're reading this I'm sorry
I like how the game knows when you're not doing an ace run to give you good inspirations you don't need...
>>552518435for a second I read "I'm milking myself"
>>552518434>discorduh..
>>552518316You couldn't have foreseen the half anni update back when SMaru came out though
>>552518259You’re not even actually in the club and you’re this obsessed. Kill yourself
>>552518259>PLAY THE GAME YOU STUIPID FUCKING FAGGOT WE WERE SUB 200 YESTERDAY I FUCKING HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
>>552518434one of the kicked guys is in mambo now...
>>552518569It was alot worse towards the end of CUMA
>>552517481is this counting down or up? because either way my boy Itadori that low is crimina l(and with fucking indra that close? indra is somehow more lame than his cringe son)
I did it again, how am I so fucking retarded?
>>552518701
>>552518836SHE TOO!?
>random anons are shitposting about mambo againBelno, bring me the salt
>>552518414NTA but I'm also a gameplayfag and am 5/6
>>552518349thanks, same goes for all the straightaways skills, they'll often trigger in the final straight and give a big speed boost.15,000,000 CC is also crazy OP but understandably I've never seen it on anyone else since it requires to run tama power support.
>>552518414Only 2, but I feel like it's soon to be 3. I started late and didn't reroll Kitasan so I suffered for a while and only beaten up children in Open League. Until Riko banner came that I finally doing graded CMs after having solid SRs>>552518576I don't exactly remember why I skipped SMaru (maybe I disliked hags) but I knew wouldn't have enough carats for Kitasan rerun or Riko so I prioritized that more than her
>>552517331not >>552517549 but my half-assed Teio managed to steal a single win yesterday.
>>552518434It wasn't a fun time having to write down everyone's fans individually every few days - week
>>552518945Do we have a 6/6 god gamer here?
>>552518726DownYuji has been in the Top 50 four years in a rowAlways higher than Megumu
>>552517461Respectfully tonguing McQueen's bellybutton
>>552519023a flatliner's paradise
>>552516991nice ass
>>552517331Teio is an uma for believers
>>552519037I've gone 6/6, I have to imagine there are others as well.
I rejected her offer on the basis of her being an uppity tsun bitch to me
tfw finally made a usable taikibut its too late
>>552519359Where's that anon saying that having an Urara PFP doesn't mean wanting to fuck her now?
Are there people that take TT seriously? Everyone here, me included, only see CM as the PVP mode.TT is just something you do for weekly class 6 carats without thinking much about it.
>>552517918>lower bellyw-what? Women's anatomy is disgusting
>>552519062Back off, I can bench 60kg. You cannot win against me.
Huh
>>552517396If you change her outfit, she'll still use the alternate animation set
>>552519564>Seiun Sky angles and schemes due to being first on the corner>You pass her >You are now first on the corner>You angle and schemeThat Seiun might have gassed out, or just had low power, or you had carryover velocity from your unique
>>552519062I'm all yours
>>552519482
>>552519453that one anon that posts "thank you witgod" every reset takes TT seriously
>>552517356fenomenoSISTERS we're not beating the allegations.........
>>552519729Leave Nishino Flower to me, I can handle her.
>brown woman comes out of nowhere and ruins my full podium victory>check her stats>guts traineddamn
>>552519453Only about as seriously as necessary to comfortably secure retention. It's still worthwhile to spend your TT points when you can because the treasure boxes have good rewards though
>>552518259week 1 rankings literally arent real newcutie....>weyou aint in the club
>>552517238Ace is the uma I wait for the most and I can assure you I'm a male
>>552518836What causes this phenomenon?
>>552519453I just had the 1,600 TT plays achievement few days ago. I simply don't let the TT bar go full just like TP
>>552519887nothing gets past you anon
>Only 6 people in the club have over 1m fans for the month so far>8 flatliners have yet to play a single career or even do a single TT run>The rest seem to do 0-1 low fan careers per dayUmmm. Maybe I should have migrated after all
>>552519097well at least one thing is right about that list then,that fraud was downhill since his finger bearer fight and his last worthwhile moment was the fucking Reggie fight(and only because of Reggie)
>>552519862I kneel
>>552519918>facehuggersmaybe they want to implant their eggs
>>552520023Not too late.
>>552519918Oh shit. Ai-chan's trainer is about to get a new head accessory.
>>552519453>people that take TT seriouslyDepends on whether you mean they actually work on TT umas or if they obsess over highscore whoring.>check the top TT autist>Ug rankniggers have gone insane
With what banner does MANT start?
>>552392568Ah, so that's what happened. That's stupid
so how bratty is almond eye anyway?
>>552520189>sub 20kmeh
I love Mihono Bourbon bros
>>552520113
>>552520189he's inflating score those Ug umas are useless
>>552520240We just dont know yet. She isnt a trainee yet.
>>552520189He ran it until he got fast learner and enough skill hints from his parents
>>552520367has she not been in events? support cards? other uma careers?
>>552520367wait not even in jp?
>>552520463Nyo
>>552520463She’ll be rollable next month for anniversary
Y'all pretty retarded
>>552520565My straight up retarded wife!
>>552520528daughterwife
>>552518962>15,000,000 CC
>>552517549>all she needs is a teio steppu in the correct raceIf she pops it, she's goldenIf
Sorry danchud, it's sprint season. You'll be getting 3x200k runs for the next couple weeks.
>>552520494So about 3~3.5 years until she comes out on global
>>552517461
>>552517549>all she needs is a teio steppuScientists still haven't even confirmed the existence of this ult and you're relying on it for finals?
>>552520494i'm actually surprised hearing this since ive seen so much art of her, now i'm wondering who else isnt playable yet
WATASHITACHI NO KACHI
>>552520212Ntr card
>>552520843I self insert into this picture
It is now the first Marvelous Sunday for me.
>>552517549You have to use the right Teio
>>552520949So like 3 more months of Aoharu? Damn... that's a long time
>>552520843This guy is a bit of a freak
>>552520969Boat-in-the-middle-of-the-fucking-Pacific-OceanGOD...
>>552520973S-so direct...
>>552520990pffft. Teio didn't win a single race in that racewear in the anime. OG Teio is the only way to run.
>>552520857>1 badly built Suzuka>1 non Maru front (s.Maru is ok)>Oguri plap banned>NO HOLIDAYS Oguri>Perfect Head-On procThere, Teio steppy secured and the plat for finals.
>>552521029I'm an upsidedowner.
>>552520915She's popular, has a meta support card and features as boss in the Twinkle Legends career mode so shows up for some events etc. They're just holding her back to be next anniversary uma.
>>552521004Hope you didn't fall for the "Riko has an expiry date" gaslight
Im confused, when should I choose to race Wedding Mayano vs Regular Mayano. Is there a surperior unique over the other if Im focused on her as an end?
>>552521338Wedding is superior every time
>>552521315A trainee shouldn't rape their torena...
GIVE ME THE META F2P TEAM FOR HTE NEXT CM
>>552517535Has that mysterious bully feeling women wanted for their dating partner
>>552521338Wedding Mayano's unique works like red shift if you are 6th or lower on the final corner, so it's a good accel option for tracks where red shift is good.
>>552521468Haru Urara
Every single Nice Nature user has lost in my runsEvery. single. one.
>>552521468Goldshi, Evil Nature, Tachyon.
>>552521468gold ship
>>552521468>Long>Late race starts on a straightYou already know
>>552521468Tamamo CrossOguri CapSuper Creek (DQd)
This is probably a retarded question but help me out hereIs there an event to get the Steadfast skill in the Unity Scenario or something? I just noticed my 2 CM Tachyons have it but I checked her cards and sparks and I don't see where she got it from.
>>552521706it's a generic skill you can get for medium umas while popping blue balls
heres to 2000 more umadacchis
>>552521706It’s from bubbles popping. You can get random rare event skills for styles and distances you have full aptitude in.
>>552521574you're statistically robbing yourself of victory by 33%, if you do that strat you're a lazy casual or retarded
>>552521468Im just running my favorites.I think in the test rooms Goldships are good.
>>552521814>>552521794Thanks, I'm surprised I got it twice on my best Tachyons though, especially since they have M and L aptitude, my hint luck's rarely good.
>>552521468
>>552521459>>552521646who this supposed to be
First officially implied gay uma but (You) are the exception (Trainer is going to get pegged by Digitan's umacock)
>>552521574>>552521840I won 5 race today 4 from Nice Nature and 1 from Grass wonder. Isnt it fun?Im proud of her stink
Now that is arrogance
I HATE Golshi.
>>552521963? It's a shit skill, if you are passed on final corner it generally means you've already lost. It gets buffed at some point to trigger when someone is trying to overtake you instead.
>>552516771The cutest.
>>552522012Keichan. Handsome swan prince with a tragic story and the reason of Ruby's trauma
>>552522018Jerking off to umas together with Digitan... the best date on Earth...
am i supposed to run Suzuka as a front runner or runaway if I'm running a pace and late surger?
>>552522250Wrong pic
>>552522139If you're gonna shill a sloptuber at least shill a good one, this guy doesn't even play the game and can't win a single CM. His """advice""" isn't worth your timeI'm one of his countrymen and I think he needs to stop bumming off the people in his Discord and get a real job because he clearly isn't good at this one.
>>552520990I don't have anime teio... I selected her normal outfit and didn't have the carats for the anime version...
>>552522250>>552522126KS Miracle is just horse version of that sickly girl from Your Lie In April
>>552521468Taishin, Gold Ship, Manhattan Latte
>>552522358is he viet or thai? I can't tell by his accent
>>552522139isnt this the nigga that unironically said not to pull kitasan
boy sex
Hayai Curren Chan
>>552522315
>>552522462He's Singaporean
>>552517535>She's been giving me dreams ever since her first appearance in 2024.>In 2025, she gave me wonderful dreams in each season: Coyote and Drowa in spring, a deserted island in summer, hot springs and werewolves in autumn, and Golden Christmas Eve in winter. I never thought I'd be so aware of my dream girl roots after 40 years as an otaku, but I'm willing to devote the rest of my otaku life to this dream.>Originally, I was a dream girl who loved tall, long-haired, handsome older women, so I played Uma Musume Pretty Derby with the pure feeling, "Tall, long-haired, handsome older women are the bestthe bestthe best.">However, all of those feelings were suddenly destroyed. Yes, in June 2024, this woman, Dream Journey, appeared out of nowhere like a shooting star. Now, I'm playing Uma Musume Pretty Derby with a pure heart, thinking, "Short, slender older women are the bestthe bestthe best.">That aside, something terrible happened this year. Journey's Christmas costume has been released. The design of this new costume is a pure white dress, as white as snow...that's it. Suddenly, Journey became my bride. "Uma Musume's Merry Christmas is not Merry, it's Marry!"...I think that's what the management is trying to say. It was a blind spot. Until now, I had unquestioningly assumed that "June is the season for brides June brides ," but if you think about it objectively, there's no rule that weddings have to be held in June. It's always a joy to see someone you love in their wedding dress. Bridal gowns can be released multiple times a year; in fact, the more they're released, the better. I'm so grateful to Journey and the management for making me realize this important fact. Thank you.
>danchou is venezuelanIT'S OVER
>>552522472no he's always said pull it
>>552522560>Furthermore, the fact that Journey was chosen for such a wonderful Merry Christmas occasion must mean that in the management's eyes, she was a worthy bride. I understand that very well. As Journey's future wife, I can't let myself be outdone. From now on, I will work even harder to support Journey as his wife.>She is one of the most romantic girls in Uma Musume. When she was released, I read the story and was shocked by how much of a dream girl she was. Recently, her second outfit was released, and I'm happy to be able to see Journey with her new hair style.
belno rape
>>552522560>>552522650okcompletely understandable
>>552522572how does a venezuelan even afford internet? i thought everyone already fled to neighbouring countries
>>552522539damn i didn't know you guys chimped out like that...
>>552522660Hello Saar!
>>552522502sex with boys
>>552520843I thought it was so weird to make your self insert look like some Love and Deepspace dude then I found out the artist was female and she was self-inserting as Mcqueen LMFAO
>>552522660I want to know what Belno chest feels like.
>>552522660smelno the belno
Anyone know how to view your photos in landscape? When clicking on them they open up flipped and squished into the screen.
>>552522442but with a good ending this time
>>552522572A venezuelan guy in our chat was going JAJAJAJAJAJA over chavez's statue getting blown up
only took 3 runs and she got fast learner on top of it, got rewarded for my loyaltywhat a sweet fucking girl like seriously, she's so nice
>>552522684I just think he's an embarrassment to the country because of how shit he is at his job. Our culture encourages you never to half-ass shit but that's all he ever does with his videos.
>>552521468Gold ship, and 2 random debuffers that target end closers (idk Grass Wonder and Neicha?).
>>552522560>>552522650And people say Digitan is a caricature, she is the most realistic uma ever!
Today is Friday in California
>>552522897sirius fans are CUTE!!
>>552522104It procs when you're targeted for passing, not when you're already passed. It stops you from getting passed on the final corner.
>>552521468I am running Cafe because I love her.But she will be a debuffer that sits in the back. Golshi and McQueen will be the ones actually winning the races.
>>552522926to be fair he says he has a real job and only does this on the side but I only take his advice with a grain of salt. His canva actually is helpful
Women thinking they should be a fictional character's wife INSTEAD of becoming them themselves will never stop being _sad_
>>552521963You can also get it as a random skill hint after running a race.
>>552522139>should you pull?easiest decision of my life. I have 13k carats after the kitasan banner, so I will not pull
As for her sister>I am forever trapped in the "Embracing the Golden Flame" training event, never able to find peace. If this is the case, I can't leave Orpheus alone. Let him go! I'm going to be his trainer!>There were many moments in the training story that made me wonder, "Is this really a girl's game?", but the scene where she was protected during the earthquake and the wall-push made the mare in my heart whine. As expected of the Stay Gold clan, she is the epitome of arrogant, domineering, and selfish tyrant, yet her girlishness is enough to drive people crazy, making her the epitome of charisma. Her stunning visuals, combining cuteness, strength, coolness, and beauty, and her character, which combines the solitary king with a spoiled, lonely high school girl, are emotionally charged. She seems fine on her own, but she shouldn't be left alone. Is there any girl who doesn't want to listen to her inner cry and support her? No, there isn't. Applause for Orpheus, the irresistible alternating desires of a cool non-human tyrant who protects weak humans and a girl who makes you want to protect him!>I was completely captivated by his possessiveness towards his trainer in the training scenario and character story. They confessed their feelings to each other in the Christmas event, and it looks like they'll get married after graduating from school!!
>Sirius real puppyhttps://x.com/kato_kazuhiro_/status/1773842148435300699
>>552522572didn't their president get captured or something
lets try that again
>>552523212Swipe
>>552523048That's the buffed version, our skill literally requires your position number to change.
Next uma posted will be today's>>552523152>>552523292
>>552523332Are you sure about that cause I've seen Suzuka proc unrestrained a lot in first place.
>>552523064>Only does this on the sideDoesn't change the fact that his advice is often untested and low-quality. If you're going to do a shit job just don't do it at all.>CanvaPretty sure it's maintained by his discord orbiters and he has no real input on it. He shouldn't be getting any credit for it
>>552523349
hey everyone, just over here with my bitch, BERNO lightdon't tell oguri CRAP about this, or shes gonna FREAK
sex with this apple
>>552523372Unrestrained is gold final push though, gold steadfast is unyielding
>>552523372You're mixing up skills anon. Steadfast/Unyelding is garbage. Unrestrained/Final Push is the front runner accel for being 1st in final corner.
ponytail belno light makes me horny
>>552522139>keeps saying he's a hater of front runners because he 'has a job' and hate wasting his time grinding>keep gaslighting people to use Suzuka runaway as blocker instead>brings a beefy med S Suzuka ace to ScorpioHe still has the blocker suzuka high on his scorpio guide btw
>>552523392he does streams where he himself is working on the canva with his discord gremlins. I'm not defending him I'm just saying the canva is good. If you want quality videos the korean guy is better
Are you guys really that strong? I am running with 13k+ umas.
>>552523489Ayyy, I'm retarded
>>552522358>>552522926don't sinkie pwn sinkie la dey...
>>552518015lol>>552523435>this is basically canon now
>>552523514i think the condition is ok because positions slide around quite a lot through a corner at the start of late race but the 0.05 accel makes it pretty bad
>>552523581It's a national hobby.
Why didn't cygames announce a Berno pal card? Do they hate money?
>"you should watch this singaporean">"noo, watch my korean boyfriend">someone posts the flip from hong kong>topped off with the fat paypig, paypig and fat from AmericaYou know for self proclaimed racists, you sure love random brown peopleWhere's the indonesian vtubers follower? Did he finally fuck off to /vt/ for Good?
>>552523769They don't have the rights to twin bee
>>552523287Latin bros... the yankees are coming for us next...
>>552523435I see. So this is my fate now
>>552522442>>552522856>tfw the sprinters relationship is exactly like in your lie in april>the lesser "genki" girl only "won" because the best girl dies
>>552523837they have the rights to belno light though
>>552523802blo we are yellow...
>>552523907That certainly fits. Up to the point where Ruby watched Keichan died right in front of her eyes at the Sprinters Stakes
How about not watching esluts?
>>552523802you're talking about yellow people anon
i weigh like this
>>552523046someone join her club please....
>>552524075Yeah, fuck that whore Curren
Why did King Halo not get her father's (female) hot features? Why is she so plain??
>>552524124I should start taking screenshots of my club every few months, until I'm the last one standing
>>552522778
IMAGINESMELL
I joined some random non /uma/ club as soon as I got to team rank E3 a couple of weeks ago. I didn't know I had to wait 24 hours to get in a new club. Are there any open spots for me?
>>552524168
>>552524273Digitan manko musk...
Helios sex
>>552524274>https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist>apply to the lowest/casual onesor just stay in your random public club for a month till you figure out the game and if you're even going to stick around.
I want to do 400 pulls on next finemo banner and finish up my biko with 1st anni tickets (she's at 2lb from spooks already)How fucked am i for mant with a deck like this?
>>552524274Autis/uma/ might still be recruiting, wait for the danchou to come online or something
You aren't one of those losers who play with the male announcer aren't you?
>>552523802HoloID had fun uma streams, I miss them, I'm not ashamed to say it! The ID accent is cute when is a woman saying it! Of course the place is a shithole but even a flower can bloom amongst the garbage! Bring those streams back!
>>552524313
>>552524443mine was male for the first 2 months but after watching season 2 and seeing how good the girl was I changed
>Don't have S in distance >Automatically lose>Don't have S ranking >Automatically lose I hate this semen slurping event
>>552523539The light in Doto's eyes are fading...
>>552524443I use both?
>>552524470
Hello friends!!!
>>552524489Her narration there was so good, that's how you narrate something, not like those dead guys on Premier League that sound like they're commenting on their grandmas doing some shopping
*sniff*
>>552524440They better be, club is still only 17/30.
>>552524637fuck off pedo
>>552523712
>>552524689>pancake titsHm...
>>552524673I can't watch english commentary on horse races man the dudes sound like they're commenting from their bed at the retirement home post sleeping pills.
>>552524689>pancake titsI would just kms
>>552524695dont say that...
>>552522358I think you're mistaking him for Rednu. This guy at least do decent guides. I'm sure half of the thread is using his canvas as a tip for skills to get.
>>552524874fuck canvas fuck canvas fuck canvas fuck canvas fuck canvas
>>552524695
>>552524637Hello, the shoes are mine
>just use umalator bro it's really good>Use umalator to do all the skills She's legitimately dogshit, fuck anyone recommending that fuck ass tool
>>552524689Pancake tits and pudgy belly, truly the hottest uma alive. I will feed her all the parfaits while we review our latest Comiket haul.
>>552519453Some people do. Going for highscores, reach top 100, etc, not that popular though
>marked
>>552524961I like this aggressive version of Digitan
>>552524756english language or bong?america's got some kinowww.youtube.com/watch?v=Twsq2ydLIZk
>>552524637
>>552524957>no S>no NSM>double circles
>>552524874>DecentHis videos have been wildly inaccurate since CM3. The canva might be helpful in terms of skills but the recommended stats section is almost always wrong. Some of the skills also don't actually work out in practice because this guy never tests in the actual meta.
>>552524637sexy little baby
>>552524957>no S distanceits bricked
>>552522291I saw this post when I tabbed out of my game and I couldn't stop thinking about it since. Thanks for this week's material
>>552524637hello baby poster!
this is what Secretariat genes look like
>>552525098>>552525140Umalator says NSM is dogshit though
>>552525191NSM is never dogshit after the patch
>>552524637i've never seen that rudolf tanuki before...
>he still relies on sloptubers to spoonfeed him buildsjust hop into public rooms, save the winnings umas as practice partners and copy their builds lmao
>>552524957ALWAYS take It's On over CurvatureALWAYS take nimble nav for 2000+ distance (avoid NSM for medium though)ALWAYS send your distance A horses to the farm
It's a new day!
>>552525281And where does those umas get their builds?
>>552525073
>>552525339OH NO NO NO NOT THE URABOROS
MAYANO TOP HEBE
>>552525185would give her multiple oshis in the form of kids
>>552525339distributed reinforcement learning
>>552525281duhhhhhhhh i don't use free resources that will only help me because they are CRINGE
>>552525454opportunity cost
>>552524689MWHRHRHRHEAATGRHHHH LICK IT LICKI OTJ LOICI LICK IT
>>552525401I genuinely hope your iphone gets confiscated by the authorities
>>552525191You've never seen NSM after patch? At all? You just trust umalator like that?
I don't blame newcuties for being shit at the game, it barely teaches you anything and the people that try to teach you are awful teachers who only know how to retarded shit like "just roll for this card it's the best, I won't explain to you how it's the best it just is" or "just pick these skills I won't explain how skills or stats work just that you have to meet these stat lines or your shits fucked"
How does one obtain this title
phew, made it just in time
>>552525418Bishi!
>>552525558
i think digitan is a cunny
>>552525339>>552525415>>552525436Unironically original testing. I saved this Suzuka on 1 December, way before any of the sloptubers uploaded their "guides". Just because you niggers are too retarded to think for yourselves doesn't mean everybody is like that. Plus you know the build works because it wins, instead of having to do a "just trust me bro" like this >>552524957 anon
spreadshitters don't understand the course at allthe midrace hill followed by the corner dictates the best way to gain position
>>552517532I rolled 100 times on Mejiro Palmer because I didn't know how banners worked
>>552525746i'm the one shilling 1200 power oguri and analysing room stats give me a break
>>552525746I would have believed your words had you not presented an ooniger suzuka.>how do I build an ooniger suzuka properly!
YOSH IKUYOOOOOOOOOOO
>>552525787>Expecting anyone to know how the game works when the knowledge on more advanced mechanics is on a discord doc and not in game
This bitch
>>552525891based paamaa
FRIENDLY REMINDER FROM YOUR LOCAL SLOPTUBER TO HAVE AT LEAST 1000 CLOCKS BY MANT
Orange allianceand Matikanefukukitaru
Should I be taking superstan? Compared to the white version it only increases speed, which is not very relevant for pacedown avoidance, right?
>>552526001I haven't touched this shit at all, how fast can I get it done bros....
>>552526025Matikanefukukitaru is the glue that holds the orange alliance together.>>552526086I did it in a day.
>>552526086You couldnt even bot it fast enough to finish on time
is chronogenesis not showing club data for anyone else right now?
>grab Bourbon right next to the prize chute, to my surprise she's holding other 2 cuties>they all fall immediately>grab Bourbon again, she's holding 4 cuties>they all fallThat's not very cash money
>>552526086Just accept your brick, no point in playing a game you don't like
>>552525912The core of the skill build is the same, but decks can vary by a bit depending on your spark setup which will affect the finer details of the build. The 659 stamina one actually performs better against lucky pace/late because of fall + left, but is more prone to gassing out because it needs maestro to live.Devil is in the details anon
>>552525980they would be better off finding and studying the race mechanics than consuming sloptubers
>>552526164>fumbled a giant Mejiro BrightCHOWA!
>>552526147Thanks>>552526154>>552526172Rude
>>552521706You don't want steadfast anyways.
YOOSH IKUYOOOOOOOO
tried to make a breeder fucking fuck you makween
>>552526178Kitalove!
>>552526350
>>552526040p-please respond
>login>the fuck happened?
>>552524957The tool is good. The user is not.
>>552526469Sorry anon I don't have Digitan
>>552526469both uma stan and superstan do very little based on analysing them in hakuraku
You guys aren't at max followers?
>>55252659790% of my follow list is dead
>>552526534>Use feature within tool>Gives the most retarded suggestions >It's user error Some tool
>>552526040it's really powerful at getting ahead of your running style group
i'm sad
I played this game for maybe a month when global launched and am now getting back into ittelling what stats will be boosted for each choice wasn't there at the start right?
>>552526724But wouldn't the speed increase potentially get you too close to the leader and force you into pace down?
>>552526782It wasn't
>>552526782ye it's newnow you don't have to keep Gametora on at all time
>>552526704Only about 15% of mine is
UMASTAN UMASTANYOU VERY NICE PLACEFROM PLAINS OF UMASHEKTO NORTHERN FENCE OF UMATOWN
I had a dream that Biwa (though it was in my POV for some reason) gave some human child a piggyback ride and started chanting some tokusatsu tier lines
>>552526709Fwiw, I don't blame you that you do not understand the tool given there is a lack of documentation and tutorials. Fundamentally you have to understand what the sim is used for, its limitations, and how to transfer from theory to practice. It's not a 'i will make the build for you' tool which is what a lot of users often misinterpret it as, unfortunately. Again, not your fault.
>>552526819not when there is a Suzuka in the room
>>552526732i'd use her if she had ura finale on both parents
>>552521706Yeah you can get it quite often from winning med G1. I noticed that from my parent runs with her
>>552526918>Curren's curated list of virile followers
I take it over the white version depending on how many skill points and other skills are left
I give up bros I'm too retarded and bad at this game to be doing this to myself and my Umas every month
i think they should put curren and falco next to each other!!! asafghfgasdgda!!!
>>552527226have u considered rolling on support banners instead of umas haha
>tfw trying to make my CM teams out of historic winners of the IRL racesis keiba autism terminal?
>activates Unrestrained perfectly in your room
>>552527226take the triple front pill
>>552527050oh is that right? she's usable then. Thanks!
>>552526918Only danchou, my buddy and new cutes follow me
>>552527229digitan...
>>552526597I HATE CURREN
>>552527226Post stats and skills
What does this blue icon mean? I've never seen this skill before.
orange horses must pay for their crime
>>552527229>cacacode
>>552527447Uninheritable skill.
I'm gonna do it, I'll raise Special Fat for the upcoming Sagi CM as a latesurger.
>>552527229haha caca
>>552527284I don't know if more cards would help my retardation, I'm just legitimately bad at the game
>>552527367
>>552527342What a nice supportive danchou... Mine couldn't even do it if he wanted to
finally got this prostitute a win
>>552527526Thanks. Kinda makes me sad, seems like it would've been a great skill.
>fail 9%>fail 1%>sleep deprived>medium spark procs instead of the 5 sprint sparks>lose DAABHYthat's enough uma for today
>>552527573buhi...........
>>552514726would never say that
>>552527626
Shame this wasn't a parent deck
>>552527630Only few specific umas get the style, which makes sense. Front runners are rare, proper runaways even more so.
>>552527575NO
>>552527609Wow...you sure are popular
>>552527790>Simps for Ruby who barely gives a shit >Meanwhile Ruby leaves and dance with El Condor Pasa of all people
i think sweep-san's casual outfit should be a micro bikini
Which do you choose?
>>552528253why does that dog look like taiki shuttle
>>552528305the better option
>>552527523It's on me, but the waitress of this café I'm in just saw this video... I'm committing decapitation and then sudoku in that particular order
should I ditch riko for a power card for capri?
>>552528305Always energy unless bar is fullThis is valid for every choice where energy is an option
>>552528305Energy. If you do have almost full energy, skill points.
>>552528371That doesn't help
mayano top abs
Where do i spend the ticket? I was thinking Tickezo's stam card. It Has really nice hints for late surgers.
>>552528402
>>552528438You are way overstammed for a sprint so yeah. Angling and Scheming doesn't work btw, the late race begins on the final straight so you want to powermaxx and get Rushing Gale/Turbo Spring/Plan X/Perfect Prep. Victoria Por Plancha would probably help as well.
>>5525285604chan shakur
>>552528438Non-fronts are a different deal but in general I think guts decks are worth exploring. Riko also feels like a completely overkill, I highly recommend Tazuna if you have her or can borrow the card. She gives insane amount of energy, some stats and mood/ups and guaranteed Tail Held High (very good for sprint) if you get her dates unlocked before classic year.
>>552528536I want to marry both roommates
Christmas Obuhi
>another reddit opgeneral has fallen...
>>552528695Real answers only please.
>>552517532I have spent almost exactly $1000 on this game.
>Realize I forgot to prioritize getting Riko to green>She doesn't show up for the next four turnswtf
>>552528536abshatten cafe
>>552527251Fuji kiseki owes me paizuri
This is what I get for not bringing 3 speed cards...
>Last thread was full of Gentle WifeI missed out...>>552503005 >>552502727Basiert
>>552528839I got her to green but it didn't matter since this literal kusoge would rather give me fucking trash events from out of my deck instead of initiating the dates with Riko before classic year.
>>552528536>>552528873Cafe's forehead
>>552528710Any reason why you're running her as front instead of pace? Would think you'll get more opportunities to duel if you're coming from behind, and wit won't be as much of an issue.
WHY DOES THIS PINK THING KEEP CRYING?
>>552529240>bad moodstop abusing her
>>552529240FIX HER MOOD YOU MONSTER
>>552529114She's a pace, where did you get the front idea from?
>>552529240>Poor moodWE ARE COMING TO KILL YOU
Got jack shit from the kitasan rerun banner, so now I'm looking over my cards and seeing what I can salvage.I have some cards at MLB, but it's a weird mix. I got:2 speeds, SR Eishin Flash and SR Sweep Tosho3 Staminas, SSR Suuka, SR Cafe and Tosen Jordan3 Power SR Amaon SR Digital, SR Bourbon4 Guts, SSR Yukino SSR Urara, SR Doto and SR Nature5 Wit, SSR Bourbon, SR Fuji, SR Marvelous, SR Fukukitaru and SR DoberFuck can I even do with this? I'm not sure how I got so many guts and wit cards to MLB, how do I compensate for having only two speed cards I can use well?
˘v˘
>>552529414did you get mlb kitapits at least
>>552528224sex with Helios while Palmer help us
>>552529114>>552529383Oh if you mean Ines Fujin borrow. I'm not an expert on guts cards but she has 15% training effect, speed bonus and 80 special priority so she provides excellent rainbows and works fine if she wanders to speed or wit trainings. Slipstream/Playtime's over are also fine skill hints to get since sprint consists of blob of paces.
>>552529383Sorry, just assumed because you bumped your front aptitude to A.
>>552529531Got jack shit, as I said. Ended up just saying fuck it and using my ticket + rainbow crystal, so I have a 2LB Kitasan but I'm pretty sure she's not that good until 3LB
GLUE
>>552529631I don't have great sprint parents to work with. The El Pasa was originally made as a front runner parent and one of the grandparents has front runner spark.
Does anyone else ever feel slightly bad when they pick the "chain ending" option for non-deck random events?It's pretty much always seems like the correct option and most give you a fuckton of energy or sp, but I get a bit sad because it usually involves being slightly mean to the uma and they tend to make a sad face.
>>552528560Pasa or Falco
>>552529669buy an account with mlb kb
>>552529680>those cardsuhhh newfriend, borrow Biko Pegasus then run some 0LB pal card, Riko doesn't do shit if you've got 1 speed card on a 0% speed growth UraraThere's no need for stamina cards with her since her unique is a recovery and she runs sprints/mile races.
>>552530095No, I feel bad because I kept picking chain ending events because I couldn't visibly see "ends event chain" with moving the options a bit so I never finished the events for curren wit tama power and thought that it was just them not completing their chains. I do willingly end the chain for Yukino Bijin's guts card after reading it twice
What is she looking at?
Oh, you lost a race?
Corner Recovery or Triple 7s for Scorpio?
>>552530095Only for Bourbon. I believe She starts crying if you do that.
>>552530561The Maru bully is back, welcome home
>"Oguri Cap talking to Special Chud and Silence Suzuka are continuity inconsistencies!" -Cyjews>Nothing about Belno growing up and teaching others years later while Rudolph still as school president and the "17yo" gigahag >>552526324
I feel I can highroll this deck harder, but I don't know if I should switch Halo for Rice power so I can get access to cooldown/hints for maestro. Cooldown is always such a shitty gold like BOFA...
>>552530556Me rubbing Oguri's pregnant belly
>>552530887Your Long S??
>>552530989I'm okay with A but if I'm blessed with S I wouldn't be mad at all.
Bwos….https://x.com/guoshi_yaps/status/2007357944279773550
>>552531074Digitan when I show her my smegma
Uma casting couch
Trainer and trainee should marry and reproduce.
What deck should I use for medium Taiki?
>>552531349
>>552530818Benefits of being an OC
>>552531382PriFight propaganda
>>552531518
>>552530915You have a lot of room to cover
>>552531518Wei SEX
>>552531518WHOA
>>552531349>>552531518
>>552531373https://files.catbox.moe/t4dv42.webm
>>552528536Curren Chan is kinda stacked
>>552530865>getting raped by Kingu and Yada-Yadaoh nyo...
>>552531617Holy sex
>>552531582It is what it is.
>>552531518You cant post that anon
>>552531349>>552531518SPLURT
>>552531518remember that if you fuck one gyaru then you have to fuck them all
>>552529680Haru runs on sprints and miles, you don't need stamina cards, you only really need speed power and wit. Get some SR speed or wit cards if you have them or borrow some SSR. Get some good guest parents for her as well.I also recently started playing and got my haru to A rank. Honestly, now that I look at her again, I can probably do better than this.
>>552530865>the guy is actually making a continuation of the tag team rapecan't wait
do you guys put NSM on taiki
>>552531349>>552531518>>552531918>getting coaxed into masturbation right in the middle of the daysigh
>>552531617>was blasting uma music>play the video>tokimeki scramble starts playing when they open their legs
>>552531985Thats a good and honest Urara.
No horny you freaks
my daring tact gf
More horny
>>552532160I think you might be mentally ill. Seek help.
>>552532160why is Top Gun enjoying this?
>>552532160
i swear ive been lied about umaporn it seems like this thread never runs out of it
>>552524440>>552524274>Autis/uma/ask yourself if the HR autisdanchou is best for you... Can you get a successful career/day or so? There's no quota but you do need to put out some fans or the club can't meet its A rank goal
>>552531554The problem is more about Rudolph as president though, Gambaru is the only universe where she got raplaced
I'm gonna try to make a long Dober for the next CMI mean, probably not this one, but I'll try to make one
>>552532354Getting choked while having sex literally feels good. I mean I've never had sex but if it's anything like masturbation then it should still be the case.
>>552532389you have a problem with Rudolf being the Kaichou for more than 4 decades?
>>552532373there's a fuckton of it out there that isn't slop but you have to look in the right places
>>552532475My wife chokes me while she fucks me sometimes. It makes you lightheaded and for some reason your dick gets harder. I do kinda like it...
>>552532048I find a speed skills is usually better so I settle for nimble nav
Can anyone explain to me why she failed to win medium ura 4 times in a row in NORMAL mode?
>>552532373you need to be a piggy or be vouched for in these private discord communities run by a bunch of artists
Choking your precious trainee is wrong
>>552532502Yeah, it doesn't make sense when Cyjews suddenly try to apply "logic" to his universe franchise just because Oguri talked to Special Chud
>>552532680brocked
>>552532680She's getting blockedUnironically run her as pace if you're losing
>>552532756better than being a dense motherfucker
>>552532680Not enough skills
>>552529415the cutest yet also most violent creature
>>552532373sekrit japanese discords, you gotta look around
>>552532680AAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY 17 BILLION YEN
we like cropped porn around here
>>552532373Sad panda is the enclave
I can't get out of witlet territory for the life of me. According to the umalator, left consistently does better in Scorpio conditions by 2+ lengths. I assume this is because of the higher power? Or is Curvature doing the heavy lifting here?
Why did Oguri lose?
>>552532989not all gets posted there, also gets vandalized often by the chinks, they hate japanese raw uploaders
if I cant reverse search your porn ill assume its slop, no matter what
>>552532472
>>55253237390% of what gets posted is zero-effort slop.
Morning, /uma/. Still on the hunt for a club? Well, OUR club, Autis/uma/ (the newest /uma/ club) has climbed up the leaderboard to nearly a THIRD of what it was just yesterday. A-rank is well within reach for us within our first month of creation. And we're only at 20/30. That means we have up to 10 slots for anons like (You). What are you waiting for? Apply with /uma/ in your about me to the club with ID 231973146 or reply to this post with your own Trainer ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>552533045Oguri is a beast in the turfBelno is a beast in the bed
>>552533045Cygames being retarded
>>552532942based
•̀v•́
cropped cafe porn
>>552533124>And we're only at 20/30.I only see 19/20. It couldn't be that you're fudging those numbers for the investors, are you...?
I have a theory that it's impossible to lose round 2 of unity cup. I've become increasingly aggressive with it and attempted top picks despite horrible odds multiple times and I still haven't lost. Have you guys noticed this?
>>552533074My betrothed on the right.
>>552533114Based!!!
>>552533074I flipped the image
>>552533308based marriage with palmer enjoyersex with helios etc
>>552532992Combination of high power, curvature, conc. But the umalator is bad at simulating position keep so the higher wit Suzuka might still be better into strong frontrunners. You should test.
>>552533074You cant find mine because its not on googles search directories. All you gotta do is ask ya'know.
>>552533298Brain rounded and forgot to leave the original number behind.11 spots for anons like (You)!
>>552533415I'm not even the usual guy, I just think Palmer is pretty and would be fun to hang around.
>>552533456>implying I use google search
Thank God this hit me right before the first summer.
>>552533531Because you do. Everyone does. It's the default one to use before anything else.
a-any clubs recruiting? :^3
>>552533519based all the same if you ask me :)
>>552533636NTA but I prefer Yandex images myself.
>>552533442why is laurel so different between her game version and the manga version?
>>552533642What are you looking for?
Why are the chibi models in this game so erotic???
uma attacked
>>552533636maybe so, but I'd rather use yandex first if anything, iqdb being my usual first attempt, then go from there.
>>552533642Put on the shoes, Vodka.
>Vodka IRL basically commited suicide by acting retarded
>>552533642I'm more of a whiskey person myself.
>>552533713cause cygames is trying to pander to more people though I don't if it's working
>>552533642autis/uma/ is recruiting
I'm not inside your club but, Danchou, yes, you. Be careful or mindful when approving members. You're currently on your way of getting flatliners.
>>552533935i want to rape kitasan so bad bros
>>552533461McQueen wouldn't do this
>>552533976Ssshhh, former flatliner from another club
>>552533976HR and PIP will fix this
>>552533976I eat Flatliners.
>Stay Gold IRL loves to smell and taste his own shit
>>552533642
>>552533935
>>552533741literally anything thats semi active and B+ or above
>>552534104yes, newfag, the whole family doeswelcome to week 1 of /uma/global
>>552533848>Nature's wet dream
hehe
>>552534152>>552533124DANCHOU GET HIM
>>552533976It's fine for this month but it will affect their rank next month onwards
>>552533856SmugPasa.pngSo are you gonna ask to see them Superintendent Chalmers?
>>552534276>>552534152OISSUJOIN AUTIS/UMA/Sending you an invite.
>>552534386...May I see, the receipt?
>>552533124I checked your members and some of them might invite flatlining or being carried.
>>552534104Reality is stranger than fiction.
>>552534532Growing pains anon. nothing HRT and PIP can't fix.
>>552534529https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EfvHUs_EgYhttps://catbox.moe/c/5al9kj
>>552534532I believe in them.
>>552534170I didn't hear of Fenomeno doing the same thing like Gold Ship and Orvefre though
>>552534597>gallery list on catboxdont you have to pay for that or is that a new feature I missed out on?also those don't look like aurora borealis...
>Danchode from a D rank club is getting cockyI'm poaching your top earning members on the 13th
>>552534708No its free.It was always free.When it was added I have no idea. But it's been a thing as long as ive been using it.
>>552534770Huh, fair enough. Must've overlooked it's existence then, thanks for the heads up! Remember them adding some "artist upload" whatever feature not long ago, thought it's that.
>>552534671fenomeno dindu
>>552534591>>552534651Just be careful. This is the kind of thing that invited drama within Mambo
>>552534891>>552534891>>552534891>>552534891
>>552534863Trust, but verify. Don’t worry. The numbers won’t lie.
Digitan...
>>552517532I have replied to /uma/dacchi posting images of certain umas because I wanted to be encouraged to masturbate to the uma
