Previous: >>552514542>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki ShowtimeCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>reddit tachyon
I think I might just reuse my Libra cup team for Sagittarius...
horny last thread
Basashi is looking for 1 more member after purging flatliners.Casual club, trade shoes and dont flatline the whole month or you'll get kicked.Send request with /uma/ or post ID
>>552534996You already said that 10 threads ago.
>>552534996
>>552535197AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN
I once had a chatbot write a story of Kitasan getting gangraped in a train and then a hotel before the rapists were dealt with by the Satono group, and then Kitasan raped her trainer after which the trainer began having sex with her whenever she wanted out of pity, and then it evolved into actual love with the both of them confessing their love for each other and marrying shortly after Kitasan retired from racing.
>>552535182Orange wife!
>>552535182it cuts to her fucking opera with a futa cock doesnt it...
this thread will be sfw'er
oguri cap, more like oguri KEK
Digitan LOVE
>>552535285nyo
>>552535203PERVERT!>>552535285nyooo...
>>552535203The only one that should get pregnant is Hiyori.
>>552535281
>>552535291JP = ChristmasTW = ChristmasKR = Christmasplace with actual Christians = Chr**tm*s
>>552534978nevermind getting btfo'd in rooms
Which Suzie is bettter? or is the difference so marginal it's not even worth considering?
>>552535558>place with actual Christians = Chr**tm*skorea has a stupidly large christian population though>b-b-but those arent REAL christiansdont care, they celebrate christmas as a religious holiday
ウマオオオオ is looking for new members. Quota is 40m.Apply with /uma/ if you don't wanna dox your ID40m is easily doable with natural TP.
>>552535673I don't offer my game knowledge to people with S rank uma.
>>552535281Anna anon hasn't made anything nsfw with horses yet.
>>552535203>>552535389>birds in my umamusume general
>>552535758>THE OG club is still searchingwhat a sad state of this general...
why does Gold Ship keep bullying her half brother?
Why are there so many fucking goldshits in this CM? they never win, whats the point... they are built for medium so it's not like they are recycled from the long CM
zzz animation
>>552535878https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl7RIIHK9EE
>>552535882The issue is that unlike other guild systems, there's nothing worth staying with the club. You can literally create a new Eden and get top 10 next month with enough coordination.
>>552535878Cute Crown.
>>552536007Oshi gaming.
>>552536007because round 1 normies dont know spurt sucks for this CM and they make the pretty reasonable assumption that gold ship might preform well for them on a medium track
fans delivery for autis/uma/ danchou!
>>552536128This is the most retarded post I've seen in this entire generals history. Congrats.
>>552536007it's 95% casuals recycling their TT or long CM aces because they don't care and 5% waifufags actually trying to win (me)
>>552535878
>>552536128>unlike other guild systemsCould always be worse, it could work like /bag/ does where all you get is 10TP lmao. It's my only comparison point, hence the random mentioning, gomen.
>>552536241Alright tell me why I should stay in mambo and not go to autis/uma/
>>552536007Works on my machine
>>552536214>not even 1 million>not even 10 millionpathetic.
>>552536319b-because we're frens...?
Why do they have to release Tama and Inari so close to each other...
I've seen someone's Hishiama win one of the matches I was in...
>>552536214>850 fucking k>A+ B B C BI WANT THAT LUNA, ON THE REGULAR! I have negative luck with parent runs, might as well go for useful shit like this.
>>552536319Why would you leave an A+ club for a B+ club?
>>552536128>You can literally create a new Eden and get top 10 next month with enough coordination.don't forget the 29 bot accounts
>>552536214Oooh, I have to work harder. Do you farm in Unity or URA?
>>552535972Probably based in Fenomeno IRL who finds the presence of Gold Ship and Orfevre annoying, turning aggresive
>>552536374cursed team comp
i hope this one doesnt fuck up. i tried adding a frame at the start so the 4chan thumbnail doesnt look empty
>>552536484>A+lol
>>552536489URA because I think it's faster without all the unity races animations. Didn't put more thought than this maybe I'm wrong
round 1 wr, lost every room match but it's looking decent on the actual CM, I assume it will half later during r2 though...taurus NN, oguri is decent overall and maru rockets & wins whenever there is a badly built bignig
>>552536547>so the 4chan thumbnail doesnt look emptyWhile a cute idea, instead now it goes from filled, to empty to fill frame in ms, which your brain can see.
>>552536489the background there is for the ura finale scenario, each scenarios end screen is different
>>552536484because it won't be B+ at the end of the month, that's the pointthere is no incremental growth on club, a year old club has nothing more except name compared to a month-old club
>>552536642>>552536214post deck and parents pretty please luna-chad
>>552536650round 1 of this CM is bizarre. I also lost every room match I joined here and have an 80% wr overall.
>>552536650you're going to lose round 2 because you're debuffing like a retard when everyone has ksb to make strong aces
>>552536681i think it's not that big of a deal, worth it for a better thumbnail
iiko iiko*pats you*
>>552536724>because it won't be B+ at the end of the monthheh
>>552535972Potentially based on one time IRL where Gold Ship tried to scare off Fenomeno from entering his starting gate.
>>552536868>it's not that big of a dealIt's not, just not ideal. Thumbnail(style) vs Smooth play, I suppose.
>>552535673Just take each of them to local lobby and compare wins
>>552537020>let's move it move it move it move ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdcTmpvDO0I
>>552536761That's my hag wife!
>>552537020
>>552536650room matches are armageddon doomsday scenariosyou don't have to win them, just do well and you'll wipe the floor in actual CMs
>>552536862whenever I have 3 aces, the least performing ace almost never wins, so I only bothered to build two aces and run the NN, also looks fine seeing how many of the suzu run of out stamina and trot. I won plat all 3 medium cm using this nature so w/e happens happens
>>552537195that's my child!
>>552536214My Autis/uma/dachis are so cool…
>>552537020dyketaku helios...
>>552535264like, with a chatbot or did you just have AI write you some kind of smut novel
>>552537195
I wish Cygames would have put a bit more thought and effort into the accelerated schedule than just "everything comes X% faster" I mean couldn't they have tried to keep the big events like christmas on the correct date by manually editing the scheduleThey could have done something as simple as swapping the dates of certain events and uma/card releasesWho cares if it's not the exact same schedule as the original. If anything that might have made the meta more interestingHaving the christmas event mid january or halloween in december is pretty soulless
YESSIR, staying up all night yapping about umamusume
>>552536949Bobo my beloved
>>552537195>>552537312>>552537348
>>552537416can't wait to roll her valentine alt and then run her in the base suit
The maximum amount of rainbow shards we can have at the moment is 9, right?
I often forget that most people are genuinely bad at Uma. I didn't find this Fuji Kiseki mini-event that bad and got all the rewards while just grinding Scorpio cup runs.
>>552537401they tried to add a balance patch ahead of time in the half anniversary and it ended up breaking fucking everything
>>552537526Ah shit here we go again
>>552536798parents is just whatever uma I had around with mile sparks to hit A mile.deck I used is 2 speed 2 stamina 2 wit with cards with 15-20 fan bonus, but you can do whatever I think there's more budget options that do the same with SR cards, I just wanted a little more stats to not lose the races.
>>552537526I have 10, same as the gold shards.
>>552537305I used DeepSeek with prompts to lead it on.
>>552537401well global only exists to reap KSB profits and fund the JP server, EoS will be soon and you won't have to worry about the schedule nor the game
>>552537585BUHIII
>>552537585i guess ill use my mostly non-mlb'd version of this to grind ryan fan runs out so i can get closer to the expert title and get more fans for autis/uma/thank you anon
>>552537526>he didn't get the cane reward rainbowngmi
>>552537585Intredasting... Do you just run whatever G1 you can find, or is there more to it? Sadly can't copy your deck 1:1, but it's close enough.
>>552537565>breaking fucking everythingLike what?Note: Tranny esl youtubers having to do actual testing and research instead of regurgitating old jp server info is not "breaking fucking everything"
>>552537585holy oinkers
>>552537601>3 from Halloween event>3 from Autumn event>1 from Legend Race mission>2 from Fuji's ShowtimeWhere did you get the 10th one from?
The weak should fear the strong.
>>552536724Arent we friends? Do you hate your mambros that much?
>>552537785I broke the engagement ratings for my youtube career because all my advice was bad and I had to remake my paid advice document :(
>>552537785the 11/11 patch broke >card events for a while, pal cards that supposed to have a 5th event just skipped a turn for nothing>the cleat shop>certain uma careers, causing either soft or hardlocks and forcing you to waste entire runs by glueingthats the few stuff that I remember
>>552537835>Do you hate your mambros that much?Yes.
>>552536842Normies got gaslit into building stam. A lot of players I see have like 1200 stam or multiple gold stam.
>>552537534Whenever I ran Fuku above level 2 she'd just crash out and lose all her races. I think I grinded most of it off Falco whose career is piss easy.
>>552537832
>>552537502same. she was one of my first 3* spooks and i high rolled hard doing her first career run, before CM was even being talked about. threw her in and she carried me through taurus though golshi snatched the win in finals
>>552537401>Who cares if it's not the exact same schedule as the originalmeI have everything planned out for up to about a month before current jp content, changing shit around will force me to recheck if I will have enough carats on the banners where I want to roll
>>552537760
>>552537929Maybe you should leave instead of being a bitch
>>552537821he's obviously shittingif you haven't missed any shards, then you haven't missed any shards
stop the helios propaganda you're making me like her
>>552537785were you not playing the game? notifications weren't working properly for a whole month, there were multiple career softlocks, the shops were fucked, and more shit i forgot.
>>552537821From his ass
>>552537954She's never seen racing again because she married me, btw.
>>552538049ooh, reverse psychology, i like it anon
>>552537952I was mostly grinding Faruko-chan, Suzuka, and Oguri runs and didn't run into any issues with the event. On the other hand, my friend told me he was getting frustrated with his Doto constantly losing races. Hmm.
>>552538058
>>552537821YHBT
>>552538106Lucky you.
>>552537782I just run all the G1s I can win and some G2s at the end too, I saw people can get more than 1m with maruzensky but I don't think I can, so I settle for 800k
i really hope you guys are running pump on your pace chasers for front heavy rooms
>>552538195damn spe's ult animation fucking sucks
>>552536253If I wanted a waifufag Gold Ship win I'd build her as a late
>>552538056>>552538089>>552538137I'd seen anons saying they had 10 in other threads (with edited screenshots) so I just wanted to make sure...
>>552538123Some careers are legit harder than others. I had the same problem with Doto, buffing the already buffed Opera NPC in her races made it really hard to win. But Suzuka's career was faceroll easy even at level 5.
>>552538195>maru that close to suzuThat nig died, bro.
>>552538132i wish this song didnt speed up/change keys cause it's basically perfect before that
>>552538107Look I just dont wanna share a club with people who hate me
>0/5>0/5>3/5I'll take it
>>552537534Bourbon and King Halo's careers were turbulent but doable, the rest didn't even feel all that diffrent from normal career.
>>552538356I hate all of /uma/
>>552538186Seen some madman getting 1.2mil some weeks back I think, I'd be more than happy with a consistent 700-800k.But yes, thanks for the help and advice, will need to look into this now!
>10 new follows todayMy shitty pink 9* uma is getting passed around...
>>552538237I tried a late build but end closer still ended up being better. if you oink hard enough and highroll you can stack enough power and midrace skills to be so far up by the final corner that you can activate shooting for victory sometimes
>>552538261Yep, that's exactly why. Smart Falcon's career is an absolute joke even more than Suzuka's, but if I grinded out Bourbon runs I'm sure she wouldn't win any of the Long races. >>552538391Oh yeah, King Halo's career would be a bit rough, too. Otherwise I didn't really see anything too different overall from Tachyon, Oguri, Eishin, Tosen, etc.
>>552536547WEIIIIII
>>552538568>forgot it's black thumbnail roulettefuck man
>>552538568bootleg name for cryer
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>552538490You bet I'd be taking discreet photos if I sat across Bobo on the bus.
>>552538580why does she say abajita
>>552538123Some careers have buffed opponents by default for races you're historically supposed to lose. If Doto enters Satsuki Sho she has to face Admire Vega and TM Opera with like 400 speed, it's a complete RNG hell whether you win or not.
>>552538964if this doesnt get deleted and 3 day'd for the mlp rule im going to be mad
>>552538865gold city? more like gold SEX>>552538964>i post MLP adjecant jokes and april fools stuff from a game>get insta banned>see people post mlp shit in /vg/ multiple times>nothing happens
>>552538490Yeah Bobo's career kicked my ass too on Lv4. Meanwhile multiple undefeated lv4 Gold Ship runs...>>552538458Based
So true bestie! We can talk about yuri slop as much as you want as long as you let me yap about yaoi from time to time.
>>552538865Taishin literally sleeping over the dick
>>552539047Like half of /uma/ is former or current bronies, so...
>>552538580
>>552539047I've got bad news for you anon. It's a general about horse racing and ponies fall under the topic discussion because they themselves are horses. I would start getting mad anon.
>>552539258>full screen without hudBASED
https://jiggie.fun/_girls
>>552539218>>552539282no, i'm going to be mad because i posted something both mlp and uma related and got 3 day'd for it for the mlp rule
>>552538232yea i agree she should turn naked instead
not our glorious danchou, but autis/uma/ only has 10 slots left
>>552539282>ACKTUALLY posting MLP outside of it's designated shitting board - which is literally a bannable and reportable offense - is A-OK because [garbage reasoning]BASED!
>>552539309Don't look too closely it's an edit of 3 screenshots, one WITH the HUD to get the text. I'm never doing it again. There's a seam on her leg because she moved
>>552539489goddamn that's some commitment, well done anon!
>>552539478I count 9...?
>>552539282Kill yourself faggot
>>552539640i just checked in the club room, it said 20/30...
>>552539742No it doesn't...
>>552539628It was a really cute line, had to
>joins your team>hoeh, arigatou>wins
>Free 9* stam for an ace runWhat the fuck
>>552534891umao is looking for FOUR(4) umacuties!quota is 40m
>>552539386>>552539482>>552539650https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/543709428/#q543714671
>>552539807oh it must've updated when i was doing ttnevermindonly 9 slots left
FUCK YOU
>>552540039Still decent as a Grandparent…!
man I'm getting sleepyI will do borrow runs latersweepy, take the wheel please
How did autis/uma/ become the most soulful /uma/ club in just three days?Is it the effort danchou is putting in? The freshness of a new club? The propaganda? The potential to be the new shitpost club?
>>552540172POST UMAS SWEARING
>>5525402502nd and the last one
>>552540250Shills
>Fenomeno and Stego ranked 58 and 57 in the yumejoshi (female selfshipper) 2025 poll >Dream Journey and Orfevre ranked 41 and 40This is huge news. Women are absolutely in love with the Stay Gold family.
>>552540250it's a fresh slate so it doesn't have any of the dramaschizos (yet)
>>552538823>Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love eat shit.
hehe....
>>552540250all of the above
>>552539841>no whitesglue
>>552540420but dream journey gave up her spot to orfevre
>>552540250Nice try autis/uma/ danchode.
>>552540250All the posts are samefagging
>>552540252
>>552540496It sucks you have literally no joy in your life that you're seething at a horse girl post in a horse girl thread but you do not have to take it out on random anons
>>552540420forgot to mention katsuragi ace is ranked 76th
>>552539758This baldy should get hair implants now
>>552540420>news>women are absolutely in love with the Stay Gold familyHow is this news? Anybody that has even a single yumejoshi artist followed already knows thisKatsuragi Ace being on the list is the real surprise
>>552541017Well I do follow two different Fenomeno yumes...
What went so wrong?
It's criminal how we already have Biko's race wear but she is not playable until Duramente's banner in 3rd Anniv (2 star).Since she's also part of S1 cast, that makes her the Uma that waited the longest from announcement to be playable (2016-2023 aka 7 years). Daring Tact is the second longest (3 years+) but she's probably will be playable in 5.5 anniv.
>>552540420Post it?
>>552540250the dancho's endearing attitude is carrying it. once he burns out it will collapse as all movements do that are run by charismatic leaders.
>forget to set fuku as pace>she losts satsuki shogod damnit man every fucking TIME
>>552534891sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
>>552541282They made Kitahara old instead of young a fertile
7 and everyone has to do a Fuku run!
do you guys think this will turn into a cozy friendlyslop general with recognizable posters that slowly become close over the years or will all the sovlful people burn out and leave it exclusively full of bitter third worlders and slavs who hate each other and live only to schizopost?
>>552541603I'm still waiting for that RTTT DLC. Even Star Blossoms, S3 and BOANE got their own DLCs. I know they'll do it one day because Urara is not playable there yet but it's taking so long I'm pessimistic now.
7 and the curse is lifted
>>552539145What would yaoi conversations even look like in the uma universe? Would you and Digitan just talk about male trainer x male trainer?
>>552541993It always always always becomes the latter
>>552542012
fuck this event man
>>552542035Opera X Rudolph, or as I like to call it, Rudolpera, counts as a yaoi ship.
>>552541993our future will be exactly like /umajp/ but with a higher number of anons
>>552541532https://note.com/_ui12/n/n9e14a6234e87https://files.catbox.moe/lubqgz.jpg Visual rankings
SWEEPY GAVE ME HEAD
>>552541910I haven't done one in a long time, might even use a borrow. She deserves it. >>552541993Some of us third worlders are full of love to give do not the let the bad apples fool you
>>552542119dahby btw
7 and everyone in this thread takes a turn to umapyoi Fuku
>>552536214i now understand anon, thank you for the deck. it couldve gone better as i lost the futility stakes and hopeful stakes. but next time i should easily break 850k with those and additional g2sa nice deposit of fans into autis/uma/ is made
>>552541993Both sounds awful
>>552542119>playing a late on 5x when lates are already infamous for jobbingyou are probably retarded
>>552542035>Would you and Digitan just talk about male trainer x male trainer?I am shipping Daiwa's trainer and Vodka's trainer
>>552542415
>>552542367>another run under a millionPitiful. Is this the best this new club has to offer?
>>552542035Unlike Digitan who is enough of a degenerate to ship her peers together I'd rather talk about the fictional pairings. It wouldn't be completely off the table to make passing comments about two male trainers who get along and have a rivalry with each other but they are more likely to fuck their umas instead.
>>552542415now post a different nsfw artwork by this guy
>>552542435>call out angry slavs>one of them appearslike clockwork.
>>552542119losing ticket
>>552541993game is not competitive enough to be that toxic (like gbfg), but most probably will stop talking about the game and discuss anything else like umajp
>>552542367that's really good ryanon, ryan is on the harder side I think.
>>552542415>Cheval being useful for once
>>552542848sounds comfy...
>>552542848I just come here for the umajong rooms
>>552542173>the only women on the ist are umas, touhou (just Marisa too), and pokemon charactersFunny
I don't think the new club's going to make it to A bwos
i want to fuck desu wa umamusume i want to die
>>552542848I just come here for the jiggie rooms
>>552542504sweepybotter anon...
>>552542134Opera is a born uke THOUGH.
>>552542981Believe in the HRT. Believe in the PIP.
>>552542439if you actually believed in this your recent veterans should be filled with nothing but bakushin runs since she's the only uma in the entire game that is 100% loss-proof
>>552541993yeah?just look at Falco and Currenpostersoh they fucking
brothers I cant find a good setup for special week, what do you give someone with 20%stam 10% wit, 3 spd 1 pwr 1 wit 1 riko leaves me with no stam most of the time even with inheritance
>>552542984
>>552543245what power card are you using, riko+power should be enough for a 20% stamina uma
>>552543352Slut Universe
>>552543245what distance
>>552542848Discussion about the game has already died down a lot here, many just come here to shitpost with others
>>552543473mmmmmmmnyoShe is for (you {Italian})
>>552543245>was about to suggest something just like thatmaybe you can go for 2 power cards and no wit? It can go really wrong but also highroll really hard if you get some fatty events
>>552543423Rice shower at 2lb borrowing a fine motion wit, ended with like 625 stam with ~50 inherited
>>552543709inherit 100
>>552542415me behind her btw
>>552543709that is way too little, I get about the same with riko+parents without training stamina or power
>>552543115
>>552543115>she's the only uma in the entire game that is 100% loss-proofBalance update made it possible for Nishino Flower to kick her shit in during Sprinter's Stakes. Late start still required thoughbeit.
>>552540250it's new active, motivated and open. older clubs have burnouts,slackers and flats
>>552542415giwtwm
>>552542965>>552543014Have you guys ever seen old men that go to the park just to play chess on the stone chessboards with each other everydaythat's what this general feels like to me
>>552535786He has a stash. I just can't prove it...
>>552535281That tells us more about you than it does about him
>>552534891If I want to get a decent Stamina spark, should I just run 3 Speed/3 Stamina in Unity Cup? I feel like URA Finale just doesn't give enough stats to really warrant good blue sparks, only good White sparks which is not what I'm after
any round 2 forecasts
>>552543885What has Neo Universe done to me..
>>552544330Go with whatever helps you achieve either 600 across everything or 600/1100/600 which is probably going to be "stamina legacies on 20% stam growth uma"
>>552542792nta, I live on an anonymous board to be unrecognizableIf I wanted a cozy friendslop general, I'd be on discord or facebook. or twitter
>>5525444047 and we all win
>>552544516You doomed us all
What's the failure rate on Riko's top option?it kinda feels like 80% pass 20% fail, but I dunno I've only picked it some 8 times.
>>552544516
I'm actually dieing of covid in big 2026
post big umas
>>552544516Its over...
The future post cycle of /uma/ will be>Event drops>1-3 anons read and talk about it>Porn spam as usual>UOOOOH I LOVE TIGHT UMANKO>Jiggies and mahjong>Keibaposting>CM drops>Cycle of seethe and cope for a few days as doomposting temporarily rises >New scenario drops>Thread quality vastly improves for the next few weeks as anons will be too busy trying to figure out how it works instead of shitposting
>>552544620is that an amogus on her ear
if you think about it every umamusume you ever train can trace its lineage back to the starter box
>>552544404>Pre-CM results: instant loss followed by naked dogeza at the feet of metafags>Round 1 results: absolute domination, constant erection, my oshis became real and married meI'm prepared for round 2 to be a wakeup call.
>>552544732>Future You just described what's happening now.
>>552544732nyes
i used to think horses were cringe and gay, but now im at the point were i got horse stuff for christmas and my friends constantly send me tachyon pictures
im just starting my day 2 of CM now
hors
>>552544732sounds good to me
>Thread quality vastly improves lol
>>552544097fair enough
>>552545056
>>552544974get a giant tack plush
>>552544210ope isn't that big...but she should be bigger
>>552544634Careful what you wish for
>>552544210I HATE how wobbly his animations are
>>552544634
>>552536304ba guild system is infinitely better.>chat with bros>get small gibs>no effortmeanwhile uma's club system requires many hours of pointless grind a day and the chat function only exists to allow danchou to whip you into more grindclub rankings would be much better if they were based on total CM or TT rankings instead of braindead fan farm.
>>552545361
>>552545312that's the best part
>proper CM ost todaygood, hopefully we get the proper Arima Kinen bgm in the next one
>>5525419107 and everyone masturbates to Fuji
>>552545390join a b+ club and jiggie
>>552545467OH SHI—
>>552545467WHAT THE FUCK
at least there's no guild pvp which is the case for 99% of other mobage with guilds, fuck guild pvp and relying on other people to do their job
>>552545418
>>552536420mambo danchou will betray you the second you flat line (in ideal world)
>>552545467Guess my first nut of the year will go to Fuji
> (-137)uh oh
fronts: worse than hitler?
>>552545467hell yeah
>>552545467
>>552545467Fuck, I just masturbated to Eishin. I'll do it later, unless I roll a 9.
>>552545390>club rankings would be much better if they were based on total CM or TT rankingsall whales together in the top clubs... F2P stuck in D club because they can't win CM or do the meme team trials so they can't ever climb... a paradise
>>552544732>>1-3 anons read and talk about it>>Porn spam as usual>>UOOOOH I LOVE TIGHT UMANKOAll meSex with Chrono's tight umanko btw
my life is so worthless that I'd trade it for half an hour umamusume lap pillow
good afternoon oonigers
>>552545738you are rightmaybe uma is a shit game afterall
>>552545292MORE
>>552545904
>>552545890I wanna bang my bro
>>552545937get out of my fucking cm lobbies you freak
>>552545937post her
>>552545467The sexiest uma.
>>552545467at least include the soundpost next timeblow my gale fuji[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fdb5gco.mp3].mp4
>>552545937Reminder>SuzukaYou didn't win.>MaruzenskyYou didn't win.>TaikiYou didn't win.>TaishinYou didn't win.You have been warned.
>>552545937My Suze got her first podium yesterday so it is a start
>>552546094Based
post something cute
>>552546232YEAH!!!>>552546240Yay!!!
>>552546232
>>552546084>Taishinlul
>>552546240>>552546358
Reminder>SuzukaYou did win.>MaruzenskyYou did win.>TaikiYou did win.>TaishinYou did win.You have been warned.
>>552546084only late surger victories count, agreed
>take oooooo -ACKK>deio sdeb daaa -ACCCKKK>I LOVE UMAMUSU -ACCKKKK
Not looking good
Why do artists draw Fuji with G cups when her tits look like this
3/5 wins by rice, these make me happiest to be a toreina
>>552546546Breast expansion tax, you should know this by now
>>552546459
JP vets have spoken, if you do not have 30k carats right now you might as well just quit the game
>>552546728
>>552545937Stats?
>>552546848oguri cap players are like.. well i don't know i wouldn't call them people. i chose mcqueen with my selector btw
>0/5>ARIGATOU TORENA :DDDD
>>552546878Uma lips bad.
>>552546848I will never do meta pulls on uma banners. I will meta pull on support banners though.
>>552546084...taishin?
>2 club dacchis haven't logged again since the attack last night
I hate Losing Ticket
>>552546986I would give up my Human Rights for Oguri Cap.
>>552546848I'll ticket her.
400 pieceshttps://jiggie.fun/umajig
>>552546878
>>552546728Ardan paizuri
is this unironically the hardest cm to date?
>>552547159You go ahead and do that.
>>552547018Uma lips sexy.
>>552547243It's only round 1...
>>552546848Look basically I'm just nyot gonna do it I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know..... UGH I know.... I'm just... nyot rolling for xoguri! hahahahahahaha
>>552547170>reddit tachyon
>>552547170>spooked reddit tachyonIs it a l-lewd jiggie?
>>552547243That was gemini. Before many could build good decks or had many uma. Everyone that wanted kitasan has her mlb now.
>>552547243No, that will be the next CM
>>552546232something cute
>>552547269>riceLipsNigga, that's Cafe
>>552547159Human rights = all of the food in your house and any future food you buy btw
>>552547265I will.
>>552546848But it's just an alt... I want a full story to read so I'll spark Tama...
>>552545390My single issue with clubs is that the chat filter fucking sucks. Everything else is fine, you get a decent trickle of club points and then if you're in a based club like Mambo you get a huge bomb of them at the end of the month.
>>552547351No but the fact that everyone's joining is making me reconsider.
>rewatched BOANE again>peakI love Fuji and Pokke so much bros
nigger
>>552547396its just more spurtslop
>>552547746Rice wouldn't say this
>>552546483there is a typo here>TaishinYou didn't win
>>552547159same i don't even have any i'm subhuman
>>552547696it's because of these hidden shill posts I hate mambo and autis/uma/.Just fucking talk about the issue without saying you're vegan/arch user/tranny
>>552547761It will only get harder as time goes on.
>>552547802
>>552547367sweet, this post is my new cope since gemini is the only one I plat
Anyone having luck using Doto? I feel like I can never get her to actually pop her ult and she doesn't take full advantage of it. Are there certain skills I should aim for for her?
>>552547243That's going to vary person to person. I thought the 1st one after Riko was the hardest because I didn't have Kita OR Riko. Now I have both so it is much easier.
>>552547908deck? my taishins are 12k on average
>>552547367Literally got plat in Gemini with an A rank Fukukitaru.
>>552547963Are you running her as a late? Passing as a late is very hard due to the front heavy rooms. Try bringing another late to improve proc'ing chance and stack mid race skills to keep up.
>>552545390>CM rankings>TT rankingsboth of these are way worse imo. Fan count isn't really the territory of whales, even newcuties can contribute. In fact I guarantee you that's the reason why they use fan count. it doesn't require hours of pointless grind either, unless you mean running infinite "fan runs" to boost your score into the top 100. I hate to break it to you but getting into the top percentile ranking of any videogame's score system will require braindead grinding and feel soulless as fuck, there's no getting around it.
>>552547674do you also have biwa? might get her as a bonus to xoguri
>>552547963people said that her ult pops the most when she's late, but idk if that was a gaslight
I just ran the probably the most abysmal, decroded, lamentable career in my entire playtime of this gamefailed 8 <5% trainingsThis is not statistically likelyWhat a fucking disgrace
>>552547835_____
>>552548008whale deck unfortunately, also I've been putting all my hint books into Taishin since I run her every CM
>>552547835Rambo
>>552547243the hardest was taurus. Back then all the sloptubers lost, while now they just collect wins with their suzukas and their marus and their seiuns and their cafes and their oguris etc etc etc
>>552547243There are no hard CMsThere are boring ones (Longslop) though
>>552546546I fail to see the problem.
>>552548091She's Pace right now. It seems like a lot of the time she's in 3rd and goes get a chance to pass someone so she starts falling behind while the other Umas proc their skills. I usually get Speed Star and No Stopping Me. I didn't prepare much for this CM but she hasn't performed as well as I want in the others either
>>552547963>>552546504She uses her unique very often but win isn't guaranteed with it. Need some other skills to activate.
>>552537623can you upload it somewhere?
stam reqs for Sagittarius for an end closer? 900 for the speed bonus + 1 gold is enough?
>>552548287Taurus was only hardest as a whale, because you had almost no advantageFor a f2p, every cm is harder than the last with post kita rerun in particular being a huge difficulty spike because everyone still playing now has kita, and whales are just getting further and further ahead with every banner from this point on.
>>552547963What the other guys said. Uniques that only activate based on passing are "win more" skills, you have to have a strategy to get them off the ground. She works better as Late Surger because there are more Late Surger accel skills, Pace doesn't have many at all. This CM in particular is tough for trainees like Doto, she'll do better in the next one. I'd say right now your best bet is building her as a late gambler with pump and NSM and hoping that they push her into her unique.
>>552548152I just had one where I failed a 0.x% and a 2% training, 7 mood down events and half my rests were sleep deprived (with one night owl). I finished it because it was a parent run anyway, but it managed to produce my ifrst B+ uma since my first Unity Cup run. Not fun.
>>552547835We have no qualms with Mambo. You can’t samefag a fake rivalry between the funny Ei Ei Mun club and us, thank you very much.
>>552548423
>>552548752My german paizuri slave and her cute, very festive dancing
>>552547451Same energy uma.
>>552548506Which deck setup would be better for late surgers without speed growth in Sagittarius? I'm thinking 3 speed + 2 wit + Creek, or maybe 3 speed (with Rob Roy) + 2 wit + Dia
>>552547243For me the hardest was Taurus since I had so little game knowledge. I built a Gold Ship with Straightaway Accel instead of Spurt because I didn't know why one was better than the other.This one is definitely confusing though. The track is really weird compared to other CMs so most usual strategies don't work, and oonige is a strange position to contend with. My wife couldn't get into A group finals until I convinced her to train a Maruzensky specifically built for eating ooniges, then she immediately qualified.
>>552547243its the most boring one, a suzuka check>one suzuka>wins lol>two suzukas>dies and someone else can winso if you want to win a lot you HAVE to run suzuka
Give me an uma to be a sex slave.
>supposedly funny jap uma comic>look inside>haha human rape
>>552548506Sagittarius is 1k + 1 gold.
my wife is autistic and brown, say something nice about her
>>552545890I really like how this artist draws skin, he could improve the tits tho by adding veins
>>552549127I've lost to Suzuka with Suzuka and won with Suzuka against Suzuka.>>552549142It's called observational comedy :^)
>>552549176She is very cute and I will be rolling for her
>>552548506It's 2500 meters, it hardly qualifies as a long. Also the weather is nice and the conditions are firm. With 900 stamina you probably don't even need a gold recovery.
>>552549115taurus wasn't the spurt one right? I just took redshift and sfv and won I'm pretty sure
>>552549142Now you understand, you either rape or get raped. It was always rape. We have no choice but rape.
glass belno, y/n
me strolling my way into comiket
Who else is taking it easy?
I want Gentildonna to rape me.
>>552549176Hey thats my autistic brown wife!
Suzuka's used loafers after winning all of my Scorpio races...
>>552549147isn't saggitarius the arima kinen? 1k should be fine for late/end without recoveries. its only 2500m.
so, bros... is seiun sky meta again in arima kinen? Or does angling not work? I'm too lazy to look at the track and form my own opinion
>>552548853Our heroes.And Cafe.
I want Geraldina (Gentildonnas daughter) to rape me
>>552549563Arima is going to be Gold Ship central so you need to plan around debuffs if you’re running an end closer. 1k + 1 gold, no exceptions.
>>552549142Cute Onepiece.
sex with cheerleader neicha
You guys are losers
what cards should I use to build haru? like not specific cards but how many per stat
>>552548259>that power/stam with no power/stam cards
>>552549857What for?
>>552549142Nips are the ones who are pushing the trainees raping their trainers propaganda.Don't be fooled by anyone trying to tell you otherwise
>>552549852Tickezo wouldn't say this. I wish I had a friend like Tickezo. I wish I had a friend.
>>552549852I hate losing ticker
>>552549901just in general I guess? late chaser
>>552549142as it should be
>>552549852I'm not taking shit from a crybaby
>>552550057The usual I guess, 2-3 speed cards, Riko and 2 power cards.
>>552549852Ticket would not say this.
Lucky end closer is awesome when you get ithttps://files.catbox.moe/4zbg65.mp4
>>552549857It depends on card quality so there's no such thing as distributions like that
>>552550101
>>552550287Kris S my beloved...
Does she just want to spoil you or does she actually wants kids?
>>552550101I still wonder what was the trainer of real rudolf smoking when he wrote all of this since he's talking about an actual horse
>>552549142
>>552549857The way to figure this out is to look at her stat growths. She has 20% guts and 10% uhhh, power I think? So you need at least 3 speed cards. All of her races are short but dirt has a power penalty, so you don't especially need stamina but you do need some power. If you're new and don't have a strong deck yet I'd say a decent build would be 4 speed/2 power, or 4 speed/2 wit. if you have Riko then use her instead of the power or wit cards.
>>552549917gold city wouldn't do this
>>552549917gold city would do this
>>552550338Both
>>552549917gold city please do this to me
>>552549418???? What the fuck? I was sure the boxes were rigged because my last 3 crystal batches were the 3 last boxes
>>552549917Gold city does this to me when I act extra annoying and dense.
>>552549852
Is the event starting today or tomorrow? I'm approaching 90 TP aiiiie
>>552550721Is Fuku okay?
>>552550009sex
>>552549917god bless nips
>>552550824Fuku is dead
>>552550721Doesn't it start in two days? Since that's when the Holidays Oguri banner drops
>>552550915
>>552550493I used the 10 year Bazooka and found out that my future self is a Satono who has ten kids with Dia (before marriage).
>start run>realize you hit the wrong outfit version of the uma once the intro is doneaieeeeeee my borrow
Fuck Longslop. Who here is excited for the sprinter cup?
>>552551117
>>552551109MeSprintKINO will save /uma/
>>552546848At the very worst you lose two CMs by ticketing Christmas Oguri instead of rolling.A lot of the rushed Oguri's for Scorpio finals will be bad, and she's strong but not unbeatably strong for Sagittarius
>>552551303>>552551117Licky-chan...
>>552551109Me. Host a room
>>552551026I fucked up
You can do it, /uma/! Believe in the Ace that believes in you!
7 and fuku fucking dies
i have recently found out (thanks jiggers) that katsuragi ace solo song is umazinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaSIIJtnmTw
>>552549852I take pride in the fact that I'm the biggest loser here
>>552551381
>>5525514707 and (You) have to donate 50 bucks for horses in need.
7 and anon fucking dies
>>552551416mambo...
>>552547170Done.https://jiggie.fun/umajig
>>552551554Any organization in specific?
>>552551603give me a jong room instead
>>552551510I love her VA.
>>552551576that was close, you got lucky this time anon
>>552551470>>5525515547 and the anon below me fucking dies of prostate explosion
>>552551510>i have recently found out that katsuragi ace is umazingFTFY
7 and your balls explode
YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP SPAMMING FOR GETS IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT
>>552551661Well it failed, but anything local or national
>>552551705You love bratty german boys?
>>5525520847 and this anon explodes
>>5525520847 and I make love to this anon.
went 0-3-5-27 digitan wins and 3 mayo winsbwos i think teio sucks.......
>>552550402>umamusume related parties Such as?
>>5525520847 and this anons dick touches the inside of the toilet when he is shitting
>>5525520847 and I will disband mambo
>>552551996Rice smells like feet
>>552552185yeah you're using the wrong teio
>>5525520847 and fuku cucks anon for me
7 and nothing happens
>>5525520847 and it's ok to spam it
>>552551603how the actual fuck do you flip this shitexcuse mewhy is this a thing
7?
The number seven just means we're all gonna make itNot now but soon
Any number and I raid the freezer for a big tub of ice cream.
>>5525523736?
7 and /uma/ is deleted forever
>>552552291but blue teio means i can do the funny 3 wit build...
7 ate 8
7 and i isekai myself to umamusume pretty derby
2 and Fuku gives me a quick peck on the lips
>>552552397LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
The twitter artists have learned about how Vodka died.
>>552552397Nice. Hope soon comes soon.
>>552548506>stam reqs for Sagittarius for an end closer? 900 for the speed bonus + 1 gold is enough?Just about, but depends on guts and how safe you want to beAt 400 guts it's just a bit too low, especially with low moodAt 500 guts it's enough, but cutting it close on low moodsAt 600 guts It's goodSo might want to throw in a white recovery if guts is a bit low to be safe
>>552552397>7We're all going to make it
>>552550412I played for a little bit when global launched but its been so long I don't remember almost anythingas for cards out of those five ssr tickets I got 1 guts 1 stamina and 3 speed(one doubled up)winning ticket, super creek, Sakura bakushin o, and 2 silence suzukaI don't know if any of those are good but I have head super creek is good
Enough about 7, 5
GO MY PRINCESS
>>552552397
Evens I fuck my umaOdds my uma fucks me
Wait is katsuragi ace stupid
>>552552397BASED
>>552552397Yay!
>>552552631
>>552552361>why is this a thingNovelty gimmick
sneed
>>552552643No no, sloptubers said she was bad, so you can't win with her. Stop that.
>>552552397hope its soon am doing pretty bad
>get dober as trainee>never get rapedIt's that easy.
>If you run Suzuka you are soulless meta trash Not so fast
>>552552541>game about horse girls fulfilling their dreams and being happy>let's make sad art!They are free to do whatever they want but I never understood this
>>552552936Games have taught me that as long as you put enough love, effort and believe in your faves you will be rewarded eventually
>>552553156idgidid you make a suzuka but make her bad on purpose
>>552553156>Not so fastyeah that looks pretty slow
>>552552541>>552553158sad art can be cathartic
mysterious creature mask
>>552552541wait how'd she die?
>>552553158posting sad things is just free likes from attention whores artists
Gold Ship I'm not going to the hot springs with you
>>552552397HopeCHADS stay winning
>>552553156>regular niger
>>552553261Anon, that's a picture of someone else's uma. I can tell from the pixels (your own trainees don't have "Trainer" on them) and from the context (reading the filename).
A reminder that Belno Light isn't THAT big...
>>552552631What about 6, 7
>>552552716I am a fat ugly balding old man and I am raping this uma today.
>>552553443Kicked a concrete wall too hard.
>>552553443iirc she was a broodmare in UK(?) and the stables had concrete walls instead of wood like in Japan. She kicked the wall and broke her leg and that was that
Reminder that if you are against a Christmas Oguri in finals it's a guaranteed loss
A reminder that Belno Light is THAT big...
>>552553638>>552553641damn, skill issue
>>552553614
Does Cygames ever implement a QoL feature where you can skip the CM races like you can for the daily races?
>>552553443Broken hoof after he kicked a concrete wall (he was used to the walls being wood). His dad Tanino Gimlet is still alive, ergo the images of Gimlet mourning Vodka.
>>552553871>he
>>552553614is ts tuff on umatok?
>Search up "vodka_(umamusume) order:favcount " on danbooru>First image is just daiwa scarlet with her massive slampig titsDamn...
>>552553246Amen brother
>jobber couldn't even kick a fence properly
>>552554235>jobber
Do NOT post sad images post something happy or your next 3 runs will all gets guts 1!
>>552537195the power of wei
battle pass when?
>>552554329>One of the most winningest horses >Her entire character is the lesbian hateship she has with Daiwa Scarlet, and a bit character in most mediaWhat did Cygames mean by this
Vodka deserves so much better than just yuri slop
>>552554427
>>552554538oh my goodness
are inari's ones considered happy?
>>552554605They make me happy
>>552546084Holy shit, I haven't won a single round.
>Faulty mouse>Almost click a 50% training that would've euthanized my runaway carrot on the spotwew
>>552553158engagement bait
my fuarking hero Matikanefukukitaru
yosh!!!! ikuyooooooooooooo
First S!She failed a 17% Power training at the end which cucked her out of double SS but that's fine!
Excellent first Sagittarius ace run
>>552555116>naichayou didnt win cm8
>>552555020My fuarking first rate hero.
KITASAN YOU WHORE YOU ARE A SPEED CARDWHY THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN ON GUTS TRAINING FOR THE LAST 20 TURNS
>>552555426my wifes wife...
whore nature
>>552555684it's a guts game
>>552555684Kitasan being on Guts isn't as bad since she gets you +1 power, and guts is essentially equivalent to a fraction of a speed point if you manage to duel someone
>My Suzuka loses to another Suzuka>Whatever, they're just another S rank piggy I didn't stand a chance>Check their deckBwos... I'm not feeling very confident in my ability as a toreina anymore...
>>552555305She got me my first A+ run months ago, too. I guess we'll keep the tradition going!
NIGEKIRI!
>>552534891me on the right
Gooo team!
>>552555932
>>552555239That's to be expected
first attempt and trying things out, do you think this deck has legs or maybe I should change something? how much better biko is than sweepy if I want to gamble on inheriting spurt?
ONE HOUR
>>552554427something happy or your next 3 runs will all gets guts 1!
>>552555684Suzuka wouldn't say this
70% WR but only 1 podium sweep, I'm getting raped next round I think
>>552554427guts 1 is all i deserve
>>552556607What did he mean by this?
Reminder that in about 9-10 hours we will have the first JRA graded races of 2026the G3 NIKKAN SPORTS SHO NAKAYAMA KIMPAI and the G3 SPORTS NIPPON SHO KYOTO KIMPAI https://kick.com/b01doghos
ARE YOU ALL READY FOR MANT AND SKILL CHANGES IN 3 MONTHS?
>>552556719WHY IS THIS PICTURE JUST SLIGHTLY WASHED OUT FOR NO REASON
>get fast learner for the first time in a while>long S>kitasan event never fires>speed cards don't want to lock in
>>552556703the "i took energy on new year but all the trainings are bad" races
>get fast learner on the most dogshit run of all timejust shoot me in the head and kill me man
Wao
>>552556881Fixed it for you.
>>552556881had to save it as a jpg to get the size down
>>552556991fix it more
>>552556719>>552556991Won't Special needs outrun xoguri?
>>552556719Will Iron Will, BoFA, and Cooldown FINALLY stop being meme skills??
>DUDE IN MANT THEY WI-dont carei live a day at a time, dont have time to care about future bullshit that is not real yet
>>552556719what's the difference with this change?
>>552557043I don't think I can fix it any more than this.
>>552556719Taiki's unique gets fucking buffed???
>>552556719>no temptation_count == 0Nice
Biwa soon...
The next art trend for Umamusume better be Umas working regular jobs like UberEats deliverer, or traffic cop.
>>552557235Some tracks, like the current CM, have portions of the track that are neither straights nor corners for some godforsaken reason. This change forces the skill to only activate in the actual final straight.
>>552557548>>552557302Cow wife number one!
>>552557548who is su chan?
>>552557307>never worse than top 20% after 5 seconds of race>in a CM room, always has to be number 1 until the skill procs This would be nice if bobo somehow got big nig
>1-1-6-1my hag's getting raped...
>>552556719Some of these are wrong btwBlue Teio's unique already only activates on the final straight.
>>552557790So were all the anons who sparked her KEK
>>552557548>su-channone of Dasca's progeny makes sense here
>>552557590isnt that only for if the race starts on a side entry path?
>>552557879Probably. But I would imagine that's the reason why they refactored the conditions.
>>552557790og maru doko?
>>552557590>the current CM, have portions of the track that are neither straights nor corners for some godforsaken reasonWhat, reallyI didn't know this
>think about replacing Mcqueen because she's not winning races>wins the very next race
Oreng
All of the trainer x uma fanart is so fucking boring to meYou've got characters that are international athlete horsegirls and the best thing you can think to do with them is lock them down into being a housewife?
>>552557857Su-chan probably just comes from 'Scarlet', so it could be any offspring with that name
>>552558207Why does dating a horsegirl mean they cant run anymore nigga?Are you stupid or somethin?
>>552557167Based...
>>552535095I just left my dying club this morning so I can't join yet but is the spot still open? My ID is 847968208939
>>552558356it seems I am retarded and forgot that Scarlet is written スカーレット which starts with ス - su
>>552558401Probably hates men
>>552537195power creep
>She finally won a race
>>552558207I don't pay much attention to male trainer x uma fanart but the ones that I have seen are either set when the trainee is still at the academy OR life as a housewife. I mostly see the former. The closest you get to this with female trainer x uma is typical home life stuff since yuri couples cannot reproduce.
pet the hors, brush the hors
>>552558198Orange pubes
Doxxgenesis has funny little colored numbers on the day's fan gain under total fans so danchous can mark down which fanslaves need to be kicked before the 14th. Delightful
>>552558207penis goes into horse pussy with love
>>552558730>>552558731>>552558756
i'm really going to do it this time
>>552558730cygay get to work on this
30 minutes until we find out how bad finals are going to be
>>552558786it's a good thing mambodanchou won't even look at this
>>552558859
>>552558626>konna ni okiku narimashitaH-how does she know?
>>552558207Hmmmmm nyes
>>552558756Suzuka shaves.
>>552558207I agree not every uma should be a housewife after they retire, but there are several umas who would pretty much make perfect housewives after they're done running.If the shoe fits, it fits.
>>552558207What exactly do you think retired athletes do after their careers are over?
>1st platinum last month>now worst CM yet with only a single 3-2 in round 1I'm getting fucking raped by Suzuka which I don't have. Even if she isn't winning she takes so long for everyone else to pass and people spamming front runners that my Paces can't activate sfv. Is this the most uma-check CM there is? I've seen Suzukas with 850 stamina win even after getting hit by murmur and dominator.How the fuck do I get better at this game and reach the stats that others are reaching with 14-15k? I'm seriously doing something wrong and I don't know what because I got all the good SRs MLB'd, MLB Kitasan, 2LB Riko, and then can borrow whatever but I still barely break 13k on my best runs.I'm legitimately getting upset because I don't know how to get better. I tried the whole unity cup strategy of counting how many "points" trainings are worth. Every single guide I look is for casuals that can't even beat Unity Cup. I beat Unity Cup perfectly fucking fine, I just can't keep up with PvP levels and need that extra 10% of optimization that I'm missing somewhere.
sex with a dumbass
>>552558859How did YOU get here...?
yup, oranje
>>552559234become trans
>>552559275
>some nigger's 1200/x/1200 nature wins
>>552559318
>>552558859>>552559303Did not mean to Reply. Oops. Don't do it, gamer. <3
>>552559245
>>552559245This entire game, including winning platinum titles, is just luck. The stats barely matter. Have you tried being luckier?
>>552557235on a track that doesn't have corners, there's no straight after the final corner
>>552558207yeah I like looking at uma x uma art better If I wanted self insert fan art I'd draw it myself instead of looking at someone else's ugly T trainer head
surely cygames could just nerf xman oguri before releasing her?
>>552558859I keep saying the same thing everyday but it never comes. Sometimes I'm right there at the starting line but when I lift my foot to take that first step, the giant chasm appears before, separating me from my destination and I can only take a step back in fear? Hesitation? I know not what keeps me from taking that first step. I close my eyes and hope the vision before me fades, I'm back in the same setting again today as well when they open. The cycle repeats.
>>552559364fug ningens
>>552559318Checks out
>>552559245Post team so we know whether to laugh at or sympathize with you.
>>552559604me past her btw
>>552559604
>>552559604Hey that's me behind her
I could never be Maruzensky's trainer. My motion sickness is really bad in cars and I'd fucking puke within minutes.
>kill katsuragi ace
>>552559818FunnyIts the same for her
what does sympathy do? is it like reverse lone wolf or something?
We need a baker
>>552559573It'll be like S. Maru. Balance patch will come with mant.
im baking give me 2 minutes
>>552559958I will bakerman
>>552559958>>552560010>>552560020let /uma/ die
>>552560010>>552560020Here we go again...
>>552560020Dun dooooo it
>>552557097Apparently BoFA eventually becomes better then Swinging Maestro
>>552560116I will not bakerman
>>552559898Anon, she might be pregnant.
>End up racing with newfags bringing 800 speed umas along with 1200 speed suzukasThey kill each other and I win despite having my maruzensky hanging around their 800 speed pace chasers kek
>>552560309>>552560309>>552560309
>>552556156didn't duramente die 4 years ago? how is he still 4th
>>552560809He still had kids, Masquerade ball is only a 3 year old.
>>552556156Kizuna is so much more prolific than every other sire simply because he won the derby and therefore is a popular target for mare owners
