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>win 8 consecutive races by an average of 7 lengthsHow the fuck am I supposed to do that?
Capricorn ruleset sprintSomeone wanted a lobby last thread, thought I'd try67643272
post fat fucks
>>552560309Yay!
>>552560495fat fucks
Hoping to see Brian in my dreams
this shoulda been the 2000 op, its almost everyone
>>552560640It at least gets to be the palindrome op...
Digitan LOVE
>
>>552560495
>>552560740Your pump Maru??
>5 front runners in a single race>they all die on the last lap>Rudolf turns on in the last 400m and takes the win at the last second
Fuji Kiseki event time left?
front meta is not real and can't hurt you
ウマオオオオ is looking for new members.Apply with /uma/ if you don't wanna dox your ID40m is easily doable with natural TP or something, just play the game
When will they give us another selector? I regret choosing Oguri
>>552560993I dont think you're that guy
>>552561054who would you choose this time
>DEIO SDEB DAAAAA :DDDD>oguri behind me at 2nd procs triumphant pulse and overtakes me
>>552560409Try not sucking
Better than I expectedProbably gonna be killed in round 2
>>552561149That's not an umamusume...
I hope I don't meet many nigezukas today
Mayano!
>>552561149/gfg/ is that way>>552561061What guy?
>>5525604576/9.... please join...
>>552561124suzuka...
>>552561242Based team
>>552560809Duramente died in 2021 but still covered mares (95 foals born were registered in japan) in the same year, these were 3 yo in 2025 and now are 4yo
>>552561149What Uma is this? She seems cute I want her to be my wife.
yup, orange-kun
>>552560409long races
>>552561305I only have my TT uma for sprints and they're not very good so nyo.
>>552561161You'll get "Don't overdo it" during senior year on your next distance S.
Oh okay, I guess that happened several turns ago. Time for a hot spring outing with my granny!
>>552561384You already posted the perfect wife. Marry her instead.
I have yet to play a single jiggie today, someone really ought to change that
>>552561361what a lifebe born, live a little, start training, start racing, if you do well you just fuck until you die or fuck until you get old enough that they don't want you to fuck anymore so you just chill in a farm somewhere
>>552561279this wasnt in the anime
no more double naties in round 2 right...?
>>552561149Wait a minute...
>>552561523He can’t marry Kingu because I’m married to her
>>552561443>You'll get "Don't overdo it" during senior yearLiterally impossible if you're not gambling like a sucker.
is non-runaway suzuka pointless?
>>552561149I love italian food
>>552561621bro is dead
Ready for round 2, CM gamers? Well, for your information, the latest /uma/ club, Autis/uma/ has officially crossed the line into the top 1000! We've qualified for our goal rank of A, and now we just need to maintain it! And we could use your help. Want to join us? Our club ID is 231973146, so you can apply there with /uma/ in your bio, or reply to this post with your Trainer ID.
Homegirl...
>>552561629For it to be literally impossible you'd have to rest as soon as you spot a 1% chance of failure.
>>552561757no...
>>552560457Bakushin CMmake sure to not late start. Curren chan more like curren CRAP
>>552561572>wait let me smell teio
>first time seeing Dantsu Flame>some anon mentioned she's a fat fuck who's about eating cheese in her story>can't look at Dantsu Flame now without thinking she has rancid fartsGod damn it.
>>552561149WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS ON THE SIDES OF HER HEAD
>>552561248Eyes doko??>>552561384Mirako
remember to spam click on start CM! if you're one of the very first people to enter, the game puts you against EZ win mob umas
>>552561819wrong, you can't get "Don't overdo it" at less than 20% failure rate
>>552561793Sorry, I was unceremoniously elevated to danchou of my shitter club and now I have to carry them until we all die.
I can't stand how much these career events keep saying how much urara loses when she's been on a winning streakin fact I just got an event where, apparently she's never won a race even though she just won a race the literal turn before by a large leadthis is bullshit
Uma feet
>>552561819Anon...
>>552561557The only bad part is when you injure yourself, or you are so good at racing (or your cum is very good) that your balls get drained constantly
when will this goddess arrive on global?
>>552561973not fat enough to be my spas
Yay it's the first time I succeed the guaranteed fast learner event
>>552561757He's still alive thoug->URNC politicianGlowing corpse
>>552561149Guess I'll masturbate tonight after all
what are we gonna do once the career stops paying for itself..
>>552561796B-boys, fly girls
>>552562103Fair enough, Godspeed! Carry them to victory!
What's your confidence for round 2 bros?
>>552561737Dantsu Flame is that one friend who eats a lot yet still manages to be at an average weight.
>>552562183commit suicide
What's wrong Toreina? Are you not going to queue up? Too scared? Bragging about winning, podium this podium that, but Round 2 is that scary for you? When are you going to stop trying to only win against jobbers and only run your races 8 hours later against SEA and returning dads?
>>552562057You've passed my test, consider your curse revoked
>he already queued
>>552562223I'm queueing up with you as my main, Teio
guess i'll track my races today too
>>552562223hmmmmmmmmmmmmm yea actually I am
>>552560495>>552561149>>552561865>>552561973DIE
>>552562223Dadgamers are the bedrock of my winrate, and it'll stay that way for as long as there are CMs
>>552562114what about them
>>552562349u should be analysing in hakuraku
please do not bring deboofers
>>552562114
first match of the round is actually diverse
>>552562223I already queued up desu wa
>>552561559it was
>>552562490>>552562492pedocord...
>>552562373NTR is just jealous that the fatty got thrice as many G1 wins as she did.
>>552562057I strongly question the veracity of this claim!!
>>552562475of course. i picked it up like within a day after hackeranon opened it to the public.
>>552562124>284>have to breed a new mare almost every day of the year
>>552562223Won my first match
the oranges are still in the boxQUEUE
When is the best time to queue?
Thank you spechud
>>552562570G1 are not everything, TopRo-chan was a successful horse that won even against stronger horses while being near retirement. He pretty much trained the young generation
time to diegood luck out there
>>5525626981-2 hours before resetsrs
>>552562698Never.
>>552562698In 7 hours.But my Aces are so low powered that you won't match with me
>>552560457Fuck I missed it
Soulless metaslaves eliminated by oshi inc
Just lost to double neichas... I thought these neighas wouldn't qualify to round 2!?
>>552562698The best time to queue was yesterday
>>552562674>teio at 2ndaverage pace experience...
>>552562774before daily reset or CM reset? >>552562775trve>>552562776what happens in 7 hours
Post chibis
>>552562624i managed to get at some of the data by counting bytes but i want to dump out the race replay and can't be bothered with typescript
>>552561554https://jiggie.fun/otakuma
>3 matches>2 trifectas
HOT TIME TO QUEUEGOGOGOOGOGOGO
Imagine pulling for S Maru
>>552561554https://jiggie.fun/_za3YXhttps://jiggie.fun/_za3YXhttps://jiggie.fun/_za3YX
3-2 on first entryLose to S whales. Oh well.
>>552562878Before cm reset, i.e. 22-23 hours from now. That's when I queue.
>>552561628a king can have many consorts
REMEMBER TO PUT A G RANK UMA IN ONE SLOT TO LOWER YOUR AVERAGE SCORE AND FACE EASIER OPPONENTS
>>552562896i am just an end user so idk what that means
>>552562948is that anime teio
this is my first time actually qualifying for A finals, its only ever been b finals before this
Ayy. Where my nigs at?
>have to watch mid uma after mid uma release >all while SIAMESE NITRO only comes out onit's not fucking fair brosI hate it and it doesn't even make sense
>>552563080
dominator didn't trigger and ruined my perfect victory
@552562821this is ragebait
>>552563112you goofed up...
>>552563181What the fuck are you trying to say
>3rd guy has 2 dominators>2nd guy has 2 staminadrainers>mfw they kill each other and help me win
>>552563112>metaslop wins againI thought the balance changes were suppose to make every uma viable, alas this one is just suzu/taiki/maru
Front Teio spotted
>>552562893
first race opponent...
*helios voice* what was bro cooking hahahahahahaha wwww :skull emoji:
>>552563276accidentally deleted "2nd anni"I'm complaining that it takes them 2 fucking years to release Twin Turbo but I'm retarded like my oshi
>>552562997based bot farmer
imagine if this sluttle had medium S
>>552562948why is blue teio hopelessly terrible when compared to tummy teio... this isn't fair...
>>552563304>bige oreng niggeryou didn't win
Cuties.
will she win against the oonige? we'll see
>>552563451Phoenixes are stronger
>>552562658>Dura got leading sire in 2023He left the mortal life in fear of getting drained even moreKitasan's solution was to rope in his son Equinox into breeding as fast as possible to share the load
>>552563389He didn't fall for the speed gaslight
it's ugly but i qualified. time to make xoguri parents i guess
>>552563112digibwo...
>by a single step>a greater margin than >>552563359huh
>>552562948show teio (+umanko)
I'm happy enough with this kek
COME ON MAAAN
laterz
>>552563504I'm just praying Masquerade ball comes out ok I'm tired of Duramente's kids dying or getting injured
bwosit seems Teio step is not enough, Teio has to use [that] to win
>>552563451why did you bother to distinguish teio by color, but called red teio tummy teio instead?
>>552563573
>0/5
>Bad on main ace againFUCK OFFFFF
>CM7>still see golshis with the coast is clear (fucking gold)
>>552563629...her credit card? What?
Thank you Oguri for securing my place in the finals once again. You truely are Peak as in cap!
>>552563373Wow Tazuna ass hair
easiest round 2 reset of my life, niggas arent even trying this cm
>went into B>full of Golshi slopWhat the fuck is going on. A is Front hell, B is End hell.
>1/10I got raped
>>552563176
>>552563712umaGod's help
>>552563329They didn't account for lacking counter to runaway.
there are unique interview lines for when the race is rainy
She does it again
>>552563643i was gonna call blue teio thighs teio but felt it didn't stick...
Where are the fronts and paces..
>>552563820just run faster bwoit's that shrimple
>>552563608w-wasn't scared at all, no sir...
>>552563917same
people who donate without requesting should be turned into glue
>>552563645So power truly is a meme...
still a bit worried, but got in first try
Maan, I can't do my CM runs yet, I need to do 3 borrow runs first, one of my runners is deadweight cope...>got a great Teio ace first try (she loves me)>got a pretty good Grass ace second try (kinda bricked since I forgot latekeks need Pump)>have only gotten one Bakushin that even got to A Med in all my runs (with low stats and bad skill hints)
>>552563917Competitive Spirit felt obvious two CMs ago, I regret not taking it for this one.
topwife W
this is the most diverse cm i've seen
>0/5>ARIGATOU TORENA :DDD
wait a fucking second is unyielding good this CM?https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=YkkBOUzTUlIt's not great accel but there's some speed too. Is Hishi Amazon really good for this CM?
>Taiki ShuttleYou didn't win.
>>552564137accels are good, yes
it's over, KWAB into oblivion this CM
am i gonna make it
My game just freezed on this frame
>>552563820Runaway does have a counter. It's called Runaway.
>>552564106mediums are the only good CM for many reasons and that is one of them
>>552564232nope cause I'm slightly above you
>>552563924>S+
Scarlet is a big girl...
Good night friends!!!
>3 suzukas>one somehow didnt spot struggle>lose to it
>>552564309>>552564309>>552564309>>552564309
>>552564301activate windows
>>552564321good night baby tanuki poster
Wait what
>>552564235Luna would act like that
>>552564301taiki didn't do anything so it's ok
>1st place stolen from me because of debuffersAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>552564186you guys called my taiki glue and shit when i posted it so yea i did win
>Daiwa resists my oguri with her ult>start laughing because I know this means triumpulse.exe
Could someone explain how my suzuka didn't die and won the race against another runaway suzuka?
>>552564245Only when you have your own Suzuka.
i'm seeing more neichas in A group than in preliminaries
>>552564359I don't wanna
>>552564392I think you did good and believed in your trainees!
>the opponent has a Suzuka, Taiki, Maruzen team>He winsMetafags get the rope.
>>552562948Killing SMaru early was probably a terrible idea for the business. I mean, why roll for any meta uma when we know that the mechanic updates are coming in a month or two that will likely kill those meta units
>>552564437you've had like six months to pull her, at this point it's your fault if you feel like that's the reason you're losing (it's not)
>>552564423late startno groundworkno TTL
>>552564423If they got bad mood/started on the outer/late started and lose the roll on groundwork, they're pretty much never catching up to the other suzuka that didn't get those.
B finals.....home
>>552564351
amazing... even in A group not a single tachyon win in sight LMAO
what the fuck Teio even activated Teio step the orange woman didn't even have pump
>1-1-2-1Latebros I'm not feeling so good..
I must seethe
>>552564659teio is BAD
>it's another lose because my umas are bad mood CM
>>552564561I have her and steamrolled with her. It's just observation current meta isn't that balance as they claimed.
>>552564659super lucky chads ww@
>>552564659teiobros.....
>>552564647To be fair, Tachyon users are mostly lazy and broke niggas using her as a shit debuffer and not playing to win with her.
>>552564696I just qualified to group A off the back of late Grass Wonder and late Oguri Cap
>>552564137Maybe I'll consider actually buying it for Amazon from now on. I just didn't like the idea of a skill that requires your uma getting passed
>>552564548At least she's not VBourbon.>don't have access to her own cards which has taking the lead or the gold version of groundwork
>>552564659>7The game was rigged from the start
>>552564232No, hit 573k or higher if you wanna be safe
It's so fun to watch Neicha pop 7 skills at the same time at the final corner and slingshot ahead.
GO RYAN GO, KILL THE OONIGEi had to record the final spurt of this because of how much the guts battle against the maruzensky propelled my ryan forwardhttps://files.catbox.moe/rvefay.mp4
what the fuck was bro thinking
>>552564727It's so fun training aces for days, then CM comes and your uma goes bad - awful - bad - normal -awful while oinker's STaikis and Suzukas are always at greatfuck this shit game
it's not looking good bwos
how are you guys losing to nature? are you sending 600 stam niggas or something, when I see natie in the lobby i take it as a free win
>>552564659>7BASED SHIRAOKI
>>552564919only finals matters so....
>3 Suzukas lobby>Other two got blocked by my FRs at start while mine is on loose and wonFunny as hell.
>>552564976you still gotta get to finals
>>552564423if one suzuka fucks up their start hard then they won't spot struggle and kill each other's stam
POST DEM WINRATESDID YOU QUALIFY FOR A FINALS?I DID
>>552564659This is a red Teio CM
Question to suzukaletsHow do you feel about this CM? Did you follow youtuber advice and rolled summer maruzensky?Are you rolling Xmas oguri day one?
Special Week is so cool I don’t even need to activate her ult
>>552564696Gamble harder
Had Runaway ever been as dominace as this in JP meta?
>>552565039Easiest CM of my life
what happened to all the frontsgaslighting succeeded
>>552565102see >>552565039im being carried by my oshi, ryan
eos soon
do not respond to that (you) farmer
>dude brought 2 debuffers>lostGet fucked
>>552564321gn
>>552564659>7th gate
>>552565158It's all end closers now
>>552565186that's the only way to win with your oshi.
>>552565102pretty goodnonoI have her but couldn't be assed training her
>>552564137>>552564820I tried doing an Ace Amazon with Unyielding and she has like 20% WR in round 1. It barely ever triggers for her due to the conditions being hard
>>552565039
>>552565158Late and endchads win again
>>552565102I have Suzuka. I do not use her because I prefer seeing my Mayano fly and faggot Suzukas make her fly less.
>2/2/2/2AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAGAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHHAHHAHHAH...
>>552565102>How do you feel about this CM?this too shall pass>Did you follow youtuber advice and rolled summer maruzensky?no>Are you rolling Xmas oguri day one?no
>autis/uma/ is already in the top 1000 clubs despite having 6 slots leftyou told me it was gonna fail bwos....
>>552565254B?
>made a meme hybrid grass to show a friend how bad hybrids are>she wins 3 times while my actual ace eats shitEven the game is gaslighting me..
>>552565039yea
>4L 1W every matchTake me back to group B please
>>552564659>Gate 7Anon, it was over before it even begun...
>>552565384heh
>>552565158Sorry, I hogged them all up for my lobbies.>8 fronts
>>552565335A
>qualified for A finalsI'm in danger
Which youtuber dropped a tachyon guide for this cm? besides suzuka it's the most common uma I've seen this cm except unlike suzuka they all suck balls
>>552565231Now I feel sad
>>552565462sovl....
>>552565248I'll experiment with it a little. I feel like if she runs as End she won't have many opportunities to get passed on the final corner, but it might be good if she runs Pace or Late
>>552565512No one dropped a tachyon guide, it is just redditor running their movie tachyon cafe cm team
>>552565512witjap did
>3 bad and 2 normal mood for my SuzukaI swear they flipped a switch to nerf Suzuka wr. Not that is has mattered.
>>552565512We call her Reddit Tachyon for a reason, she's just a popular horse
sovl
>>552565102>How do you feel about this CM?first time i did my own research before "guides" were established and it was lots of fun. Performance for me is way worse than in other CMsDid you follow youtuber advice and rolled summer maruzensky?No, summer outfits are stupid to look at during races imoAre you rolling Xmas oguri day one?No, christmas outfits are stupid to look at during races imo
>>552565685>oguri cap wins because le hungry pulse
>>552565687>No, summer outfits are stupid to look at during races imo>Are you rolling Xmas oguri day one?>No, christmas outfits are stupid to look at during races imoYou realize you can change these right
>>552565685Ogurin will win btw
AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA fuck maduro
>people are actually bringing double stamina deboofers>my 800 stamina 1 gourmand oguri FAT never gasses out and still winsAnother stamina gaslight successfully dodged.
soooo what's the best thing to win in zero front races that doesn't superjob in nonzero front races (so no groundwork angling pace)
>>552565608>it might be good if she runs Pace or Latevery likely. I just wanted an excuse to finally use Amazon in a CM as i haven't build her before. She is a pretty cool character and choco anime woman are great
>triple suzuka lobbiesGrim
Doing okay
my teio just died in first on the qualifying run because of some retard with 2 stamina debuffers...
>>552565102Pic rel. would have been cool to run her with Fuku and TaikiNoNo, but I will ticket her or maybe get her off the all uma banner
>>552565462I got a lobby of only late surgers.It feels like you either get all front or all late this CM
hackermans is still updating the website, neat
>>552565102idk if I've been lucky but this cm has been mega free. even my 360 wit goldship that you guys laughed at has been winning fairly oftennana
>>552565364there is nothing hybrid about hybrids tbqh its just a single gold red skilljust drop one gold yellow skill and pretend it didn't fire or something
fufufu
>>552565364That's not even a hybrid though. It's just a solid gambler that trades it's worse skills for some utility that helps your ace/other late as well. She either procs and fucks the competition up and if she doesn't, she at least helps your other umas win.
>>552565102I followed Seriru guide, except on that day I also read the discussion with redshift on OG here and went for Red Maru instead. I didn't have to spend time on her as first one is almost perfect.Mayano is PIA to train and she is the worst performer.
>>552565940you have been absurdly lucky if that's the case
>>552565498I forgot anime McQueen existed, I have never seen her in CM. Good job for not meta slaving.
>>552565891I keep getting stuck with 7 pace 2 late (mine)...Seriously, paces only have two accels and one of them is borderline unobtainable, why is this the CM that makes people want to use them?
>>552565891My lobbies were all over the place. But I'd say, more than half of 20 attempts had some kind of front, be it either 2+ Suzuka Runaways or OG Maruzenskys. Not counting my own 3 fronts, obviously. 5 fronts lobbies were pretty common.3 front 3 pace 3 late splits were also somewhat common, mostly Dominator heavy.
>>552562698Like 2 or 3 hours before "It's a new day!"
later virgins
>>552564232No. It usually jumps 15-20k during the weekend because that's when people spam parfaits
who's your cm7 villain? for me it has to be oguri cap
>Post'em
>>552565102Never planned on grabbing XOguri but after getting Dober and feeling my blood pressure rise from getting Rushed, I feel like it'd be alot worse missing a recovery.
>>552566129the fucking hagidk how they let her get away with this shit
>>552565512Head on is a mustSfV and Duty Calls are the best uniques to getI have no gold recoveries since her unique does the jobTail head high into curvature then duty calls has massive speed carryover into the end game where SfV and Head On proc.
>>552565364the dominator is supposed to help your other aces win but as you can see it's doing nothing because debuffs are a meme in this race
>>552566129Suzuka, no argument. Absolute bullshit she just activates Unrestrained and beats an Uma that gets Pump, Red Shift, SFV, Emperor's Might, All I've Got.
>>552565102I'm not a Suzukalet, I just haven't done her career yet nor do I feel like doing so anytime soon. I actually read every career I do so I want to take my time when I'm mentally ready.>How do you feel about this CM? I go into CMs oshirunning with whatever freaky concoction I can come up with (AKA eyeballing what people do for their umas) and hope for Group B finals>Did you follow youtuber adviceI do not watch umamusume content on youtube>Are you rolling Xmas Biwa day one?FIFY, and yes
>>552566213KUSO BRAT WINNING THE CM RAPE CORRECTION NEEDED
>>552566129dobert
>>552566224which uma is this?
>>552566129Oguri FAT, as always
>>552566049I tried mayano and yeah she is no taiki, changed to a dominator ass wonder maybe it helps you
>>552566129she can be quite scary
which of you anons was the retard earlier today who said I would lose round 2 because I was running debuffer? eat my natures deboofing cock
>>552565158The only fronts viable are Suzuka and Maruzensky (who in turn is Suzuka’s backup plan) And at best you bring your own Suzuka to reduce the chances of one getting an uncontested runaway
>>552566251this doesn't happen, but go off
>>552565748Not to the racewear of the original uma if you don't have them right?
>>552566129Red Maruzensky was the biggest villain.
>>552566343why don't you have them
>>552566224The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya is now Two Decades Old.
>>552566251isn't red shift a brick this CMand latekeks want Pump but don't benefit much from SFV, wherease pacegods don't want Pump
girls are the cutest when they're naive and silly
>2/5>1/5>2/5>Teio step's into a double Suzuka room for that 3/5gg ez see you in finals A nerds
>>552565102>How do you feel about this CM? I feel extremely lost, I trained a bunch of aces trying to find an answer to Suzuka before realizing there isn't one >Did you follow youtuber advice and rolled summer maruzensky?Nope, I rolled for Seiun so I had no carats>Are you rolling Xmas oguri day one?Yeppers
>>552566129Oguri fat made me miss Group A finals on my first try by a nose.
>>552566412dieeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>552566129Opponent bringing another suzuka, bring me s+ rank opponents in finals I don't care just don't want to see another runaway suzuka
>>552566439not if maru runs it, she has double time and it carries over to late race
>people are posting some shitty all late lobbies>meanwhile I'm getting raped by S+ taikisnot good...
single most obnoxious shit is running into a team race where they have a sandbagger in each of their groups and the rest are like UA5like fuck you dude
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her,
>>552566312She's so cool...
>>552566326Wrong. My Mayano has a 40% win rate and cucks other fronts constantly. Her biggest problem is that sometimes her unique doesn't go off and she can't keep up at the end.
>>552566301She still help proc NSM for Maru and back up in case of debuff spaming lobby. She is only one is almost 900 stamina + gold heal.
>>552566129no one because I don't watch non-Final races
>>552566079>meta slavingI did bring a Natie with 3 debuffs
>>552566312>come what maynever fucking heard or seen that skill, wtf is this sekrit tech
13 wins today, I guess I don't feel bad anymore for not qualifying for group A.I've gotten 3 podium wins and even 4 wins in a row, feels good.
>>552566113based B-finals trainer>reminder that if you get 3rd at A-group finals after losing to piggies you get WORSE rewards than a B-group finals winner
>>552566312le hungry beast of kasamatsu...
>>552566129Oguri 100%. So many random wins out of nowhere on the last straight just flying by from like 6th place
Checking out my other opponents, and boy this looks rough.
>>552566564I had one of those too. Every Uma except mine were S+ (mine are all A+). I came 7/8/9
>>552566472post page
>>552566631It's an Agemasen skill from the Nakayama Festa Stamina card. The card would be good if the odds of actually getting the skill were decent.
>>552566325>Zensky and Fat>winsWOOOOOOOOW WHAT A SURPRISE Bitch Nigger.
>>552566631its the golden version of all I've gotlucky fucker probably got it from a roaming support card
hehe....
Bro is anyone else's uma game fucking up when pressing F11 to fullscreen on steam? Yesterday I went back to windowed mode and it inverted my screen and had to close the game.
>>552566631JP has a cooler name desu
>>552566693... you can see other's win rates?
>>552566762looks fine to me
>>552566564also fuck these two orange cunts blocking my maru when she was about to rocket to the front
>>552566806top right -> page 3 -> details
>>552566631>Increase velocity when well-positioned on a straight in the last spurt. (Medium)the issue is that it's an agemasen
>>552566693>1
>>552566762Well...You made me check.
>>552566325enjoy 3rd place
>>552565102>>How do you feel about this CM? Same as every CM, I do my best >Did you follow youtuber advice and rolled summer maruzensky?Never have, never will>Are you rolling Xmas oguri day one?If she comes when I'm rolling wife, then that'll be when I get her
>tfw all three umas cross in a line
I'm somehow doing better than yesterday, 15/20. Oguri Cap is still my number 1 pain in the ass
>>552566806Yes.
i feel like Cygames are cowards for not adding buffers to the game if you can have debuffers and waste a spot then you should be able to do the same and waste a spot on a buffer
>>552566902it's stuck like this forever
>>552566564POV your A finals opponents/uma/
is there a downside to racing one after another if my horsie gets first every time?she's in a great mood so I cant think of a problem
>>552566693A statline like this could have won Libra. What happened?
>>552566284i have yet to see a single dober win a lobby
FAT ass Grass
>>552566821>How the fuck are you people actually fucking losing to Suzuka?>everyone is too retarded to build her rightThere's your answer, it's impossible to win against a properly built Suzuka if she doesn't get spot struggled
>>552566439Red shift works on Maru. It also works on lates/ends, but it's a gamble if it hits at the right time
>See thisWhat you do?
>>552566693these stats arent even that bad, he probably fucked up with the skills
Look who wandered in from discord
>>552566942>he does not know
>>552566662I'd rather get worse rewards than face the humiliation of running with Betards
Nice
>>552567015Mating press
>2/5>1/5>1/5
>>552566954The cursor is also misalign. I have to restart the game.
4-11-4hmmmmmmmmmprobably first set queued right on the start was all random but now it's mostly sweaty whalesgoing to wait until the sea hours tomorrowof course could have waited the last matches of 2nd set but uh curiosity
If you already qualified for Group A finals let the other people qualify tomorrow so you get easier finals~
>>552566923heeeeeead shoulders pace head nose pace head nose
SEKAI
>>552567164>sea hours>not sweaty whales
>>552566739>>552566887>Waah waah agemasenHas global really gotten so weak already? Do you not remember the days of fishing for gourmand and cooldown?
>>552567176
Are we getting xoguri in 24 or 48?
>>552565512It's because she's a natural Medium debuffer, like Neicha, so shitbrains think they're being clever by using them
>>552567176I would do that if there's no gem reward so no.
UHH, BUHI BROS??
>>552566564>TaikiDober is scarier than Taiki, tenfold.I didn't care about Taiki at all, if that male enjoyer uma showed up I knew it was going to be a bad time.
>doing quick runs to try and clear out the last of my fuji kiseki rewards>somehow manage to get a 13.9k score on URA FinaleHoly fuck
>>552566942I thought this then immediately realized how badly that would fuck CM lineups forever. It would shrink the pool of viable umas, not increase it.
>>552565102>Question to suzukaletsnot a suzukalet but i just don't late training fronts>How do you feel about this CM?most fun i've had yet because guts gambling is hilarious>Did you follow youtuber advice and rolled summer maruzensky?I don't like training fronts but I did get summer spe>Are you rolling Xmas oguri day one?i'm going to do daily pulls and maybe use some tickets i don't know
>>552566975It’s the wit stat. Again, this is only 2000 meters in a meta where people see Nature not being as good as before. So the Taiki’s that actually win are the ones with at least 700+ wit and the scary ones can easily go 900+
>>552566991i just got plapped by one i was excited to see how he made dober work and it was to have mlb kb nature condorpasta; a simple and replicable strategy
Neicha and ogurifrauds, response?
>>552567324Its like 2 dollars worth of jims bwo...
>no front runners>pace gets promoted>lose
>>552567338that is not a buhi you fucking retarded monkey
>opponent has runaway suzukaIf you don't have one of your own you bring:>Front runner? You are just helping her widen the gap >Pace chaser? They are never catching up to her>Late surger? They are never catching up to her>End closer? They are never catching up to herSeriously defend this, any other gacha game with pvp would have nerfed already a single one strategy winning 100% of the times
>>552567226is this B?
>>552567467???????
>>552567467>three MLB SSRs
>>552567227will be outnumbered by the millions of poors where the phone is their second most valuable possession
I ran Marvelous Sunday for Tail Held High and in all my ace attempts she gave me THH exactly once and i couldnt even use that run
Any A+ clubs around with a spot?
>>552565875this you?
DEATH TO SEIUN SKY
>>552567482they should close graded league and only have open
>>552567482my guys are catching up to her :D
>>552567482
>>552567260>gourmandoguri fat>cooldowngaslight skill was always garbage
>>552566998High wit fronts or pace with lots of mid race can beat her. Every Suzuka is playing with one less skill effectively.
>>5525603091/1/1/1. yeah, my rudolf isn't winning anymore and none of my suzukas are built well enough to win even uncontested lobbies more than 10% of the time. It's over.
>>552567338That is a kitasan roller, not a buhi
>>552567551Probaly luckshit on free roles and Kita rerun
>>552566224El Condor Pasa, if she had rapist tendencies, is kind of similar to Haruhi, now that I think about it
>>552567260>Do you not remember the days of fishing for gourmand and cooldown?i remember, hence why i don't want S distance and highroll runs to be wasted on an early event chain end
>>552567551very doable with some luck and skipping umas
?0/5
>>552567482im sorry, im just gonna blow past her with ryan! haha! i know, being a flat board you dont know what MUSCLES are, but you dont need to cry when i beat you in the finale!
>>552567829ummm digitan does not look like this
i told oguri that suzuka is a delicious carrot and she's doing an ok job of it with dominator support (but properly built lates with dominator so they can contribute a few wins too)
>>552567761Which ones have S distance? Don’t tell me your Suzuka doesn’t have Medium S?
>>552567529no i just lucked into the sovl lobbies
>>552567713>no unrestrained
>>552567761ITS OVER...
>>552567467ahh yes, the classic MLB KSB MLB Riko MLB Pasa free2play
>>552567885ugly boy
>>552567954If you steal first it wont activate
>>552567885absolutely terrible post
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>>552567954retard
>>552567892i wish she did...
>>552567761>Suzukafag losingKWAB
THE FABLED SMALL NIGE SUZUKA
Damage report /uma/ how was round 2?
i have MLB kita and MLB pasa and both my SSR ticket and rainbow crystalonly daily caratsand that's after getting very unlucky on my first 200 kitasan rolls back when she first released
>>55256814114/20 and 52/60 overall
>in position for skill to go off>it doesn't>repeat 15 times>700 wit
>>552567917Rudolf has all S aptitudes. One of my Suzukas has S medium but she still gets overtaken by anything halfway decently built.
>>552567338>MLB condor>MLB rikolikely a piggy (unless he NEVER pulls for umas but don't believe other anons king)
What does KWAB meanI don't even remember people using this a month ago and don't see it outside /uma/
>>552567260i don't think agemasen cards are bad, but they shouldn't be on a paid card imo, I GUESS they fit sweepy and nakayama festa, but what about finemo or tazuna?
>>552568141Somehow infinitely better than Libra and Virgo
>>552567892She doesIt's Secretariat
>>552568196now get a third
>>552567043Are they anything special to race against?
>>552568206this is why we buy medium corners
bros i love guts i love dueling
>>5525681415433dont have bignig, but used oguri and maru, so consider me a shitter
>>552568141How the fuck did I get this far
>>552567950I think your pasa beat my wedding air groove a few minutes ago...I hate you
>>552568232kek what a bitch
>>552568279i have 60k so i could very easily do that
>>552568232its like crab but you are saying it like a retard so its kwab
bwos it unironically happened2/52/52/52/5
>>552568362this is rage bait
>>5525681410/5
>>552568141Better than expected.3 wins+ on each entry. No need to fish for final like previous CM
>>552568362you ran the dumb cunt with the "american" accent and the ugliest racewear since Ryan'sfuck taiki shuttle. bitch.
>he's running Suzuka / Maruzensky / Taiki
>>552567260Yes? That's why nobody wants to bother with that shit, you stupid gorilla nigger.Game has enough RNG with your ace run getting bricked because Special Chud decided to end her event chain in Junior Year
>>552568430This was almost me, got 2/5, 2/5, 2/5 then 3/5 on the paid one.Raped in finals again award soon
>>552568141Going well. Every lobby has multiple Suzukas now so Maru and Dasca rocket are hard carrying the team.
>>552567885Godspeed, pumpbro...
>>552568436no suzuka = oshi gaming
hehe...
She's carrying my ass so hard.
>>552568232Kevin (Nash) Was Ass Blasted (in the Summer of 1992)
Falcon spotted
>>552568608
>>552560409Speed sparks and Long/2400 Medium non-G1 races.
>lobby full of late and end godsSOVL
any good inherit for doba for next cm?going to build her first in case it happens to produce a breeder thinking just her ult and nsm for acceleroms
>>552568542Spe chan would never look at Suzuka or grandma like that.
>>552567482idk just run faster than them
>agnes digital activated her skill while surrounded by no one on the outer part of the trackshe was so far outside the track i was confused how the fuck did she get so far away
>>552568141Got to finals A but I for sure need to use the 12 hours window to make my anti-dober holidays menace.
>>552566049My Taiki is the same way, hag is just too strong. I feel like my Taiki is better but the small delay on her ult probably ruins her. Also probably need NSM instead of white.
>>552568742centrifugal force
>>552568358Can you post your umas please?
Yeah this CM is terrible
>>552568809fun issue
This is the best CM so far
>>552565039Somehow qualified for Group A finals
Sorry vfag, better luck next time!
>>552568661I swear this guy has turbo tism
>>552566564 (me)the disparity is crazy, thanks cygays for not putting me in buhii lobbies this time
>>552568923COMPLETE TEIO VICTORY
>>552568141I'm in finals but unlike the other ones i'm worried.Fingers crossed on xoguriWish i knew how to use a runaway back in mile CM like this.
>>552568923Sending some of those retarded youtubers to B finals would make me so happy
>>552568719Any late race speed skills, Rudolf's/Oguri/McQueen/Brian works
3/1/3/4Taiki Shuttle is way scarier than Suzuka.
>8 fronts>one onige>she is mine>the other two players are giga whalesThis will be a blow out either way
>>552567482>You are just helping her widen the gap Sometimes you do get to close the gap and win, but it's very uncommon specially if you rely on Angling.>They are never catching up to herTaiki Shuttle can
I want to get cucked by TopRo while she fucks Ayabe and I watch
virgo was by far the best CMoshi gaming was very viablewon platinum with best boy uokka
>>552568994>I'm in finals but unlike the other ones i'm worried>that teamNope.You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
>>552568232It's an old /sp/ meme, you don't need to care. Just know that it spells "kek what a bitch" and it means exactly what it says.
damn that's a smart fatty
>>552568978>S OguriAnon... you are the buhihis.
>>552569148>running suzuka>against other suzukas>"erm taiki is actually much scarier"how are you this retarded
>>552569142shit, meant for >>552568726
>>552566762You're not the only one. Each time I go from windowed -> full-screen and vice versa the screen fucks up and only a reboot fixes it (only to fuck up again if you try to change back)
>>552569208I expected something better from top road anon...
>>552569037even a 33% win rate is almost certain to go to final so not really possible
>Taiki>Suzuka>non-oreng umaCursed finals for you unless you complete the team with the appropriate uma.
>>552569251>cheated the gameWait what? I do not have a Taiki to grind my aces...
>>552568726>doba>next CMBwo did you see her long affinity?
>>552569208Bwo are you okay?
Forgot to take a pic of the second entry. Only 2 wins, lost to a Suzuka front runner team, S.Maru with Suzuka and Evil Nature, and a McQueen who gave it her all in the final 200m.
>>552569421If I had Opera or was more familiar with how to build Maya I'd run one of them w/ Taki + Fuku. I am not a fan of Suzuka and I suck at building her.
>>552569421taiki isn't orange and no amount of shilling her will change that reality, calling her orange is just cope for sovless fags who don't want to get rightfully shamed for being metaslaves
Yeah I've not qualified, I'm getting griefed by double neichas2/5 2/5 2/5 2/5point and laugh at the buhi, anons
>>552569421>Taiki Suzuka Maru/Oguri/WhoeverSoulless metacuck team, you didn't win.>Taiki Suzuka MatikanefukukitaruIncredibly based sovl team build.I don't make the rules.
>>552569280not really, my only non-event SSR MLBs are kita and dia, I don't even have creek
>>552569281What other Suzukas? I've barely ran into any. It's all Taikis. You were gaslit, drone.
>>552569390>>552569451that's the NTRAV yurinigger
>>552569568it's because the 3 are frens
>a 3* Medium proc isn't enough to get me to A Med>when starting from the bottom, I need minimum 2 med procs to get to AOh, that's... Huh... A lot worse than I thought...The only time I got an A-Med with this Uma I happened to get 2 procs, and then I'd only ever gotten 2* procs, I didn't realize just HOW hard trying to use an off-distance oshi was until now.
MY DEBUT RACE
I love running pace/lates. Front is boring.
>>552569667my trainee can't airdash, what are my chances for cm8
Are ya ready Eddy
>>552569780Reset
>>552569421ok i will build a medium lucky since i already qualified
>>552569696are you baiting me or do you not fundamentally understand how you running a suzuka immediately annihilates any competing suzukas as a potential threat? be serious for a second, considering your team comp, why do you think taiki is more a threat, are you just retarded?
>>552569390>>552569707I don't claim that one, but I will not say he isn't based for wanting that, it is way better than whatever some indian pajeet brown could come up with when it comes to NTR
>>552569142thanks is that anime makweeeeen or duty of nignity
>>552569819-1
>>552569763taiki has an E in medium, so she can get to A from the start of the game with enough medium sparks. it's the F aptitudes that you need multiple pink activations for. you just need better parents.
>>552569842No, this was a borrow.
>>552569836CYGAMES PLEASE SCORPIO ISN'T EVEN DONE YET
>>552569260Always thought it was from the wrestling board
>meet other Suzukas>Suzuka still wins half the time
>one Suzuka>at least one Taiki>at least one dominator user>the hungry one>every single room
CHECK YOUR GIFTBOXHOLY CYGENEROUS
>>552569885>are you baiting meYou got it. Now relax.
any tanukimaker or python experts know why i keep getting this shit when trying to run the .exe i've even tried the japanese version not even ai could help me through this
will there every be a mode that isn't just first or last?it feels hopeless or pointless to even have a team if only the winner mattersgetting points based to each uma's position sounds better
>>552569441is 13 long sparks not enough
>>552569836>Long CM againwhat if we all just send Cygames a request to skip straight into the Sprint...
>>552570084>"i was actually just pretending to be retarded"kill yourself
>>552570086OHNONONONONO
We love the Emperor, here. Don't we folks?
>>552569836still not making long parents
>>552569836I'm just reusing my other long CM Umas
>>552570143>skipping arimayou can run 100m more than your favorite distance, Teio
>>552565039Sure did.
>>552570071It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas
>>552569836I can't wait to once again run my wife Taishin
>>552570160Lots of assumptions, and yet you responded to me anyway. Pfft. Enjoy Group B, loser.
>>552570279>luna>50%BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>552570086find lines 1027 1006 and 688 brownoid and post
>>552569895nta but it's Duty of Dignity. Legacy of the Strong has a stupid "someone must be 1 length or less behind you" clause.
>>552569836bye soft autumn rain it was neat to remember
>>552569919I'm not talking about Taiki you illiterate fuck, if you wanna be an akshuallyfag the bare minimum you can do is read the fucking text you're replying toit's Bakushin
>>552570138You need 10 to get her to B, you need to spark twice during your run to hit S.
>>552570338>>552570279>double dominatorfag
game playing with my feelings
>>552569696FiMo Sex
>>552570308Holidays*
>>552570138You can't raise aptitude from F to A at the start, only to B, because fuck you I guess
>>552570435nah that shits based>t. used evil nattie in open last CM
>>5525701432500m is a based distance. Lots of accels work, stamina requirements are not high. And it's the goddamn Arima Kinen.
Man the game is SLOW right now. Are people going hard on their CM matches?
>>552569667doing ANYTHING to impress the hoes
>>552565039I DID NOT>>552569615 (me)
>>552570462FiMo love
>>552570270Teiopigs can't even run 100m
>tfw qualified for A finals but only barelyCM gets my heart racing every time... fuck...
>1-1-1-1fuck this I'm gonna flatline today
>>552570432oh there's a limit it's ober for dober
>>552570516>Lots of accels workit doesn't pass the red shift test so it's a shitty track
>>552565039I have to re-remake Teio, made it to A finals on my las tticket
>>552570619FiMo marriage
>seeing pathetic third rate suzukas skipping concentration, dumping wit and overstammingi bet their trainers are wondering why the fuck they aren't winning every lobby
Me and Rice did umapyoi
>>552570647>spechuds calling other people fat
I HATE TOKAI TEIO.I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER.
jiggie jiggie jiggie jiggie
>>552570797You've described my Suzuka and she has good winrate
>>552570910everyone says this...ON OPPOSITE DAY LMAO
>>552570781>using the Teio whose entire shtick is being a jobberthat's your problem bro, you have to use OG Teio
>>552570849>>552570993you should be jogging and getting a pedicure
holy shit my teio won on opposite day
>>552565872>metawhoreYour real WR is 0%
>>552570910taiki? suzuka? maruzensky? nah, i'd win
Sex with Teio :)
I LOVE TOKAI TEIO.I SERIOUSLY FUCKING LOVE HER.
>1/5>1/5>0/5>1/5>15 losses were to runaway suzukaIs there anythign at all I can do this time? I'm feeling dishearted not because I'm losing, but because It's the first time when playing a CM I genuinely cannot do anything about a strategy others can use, I don't own suzuka so I can't even tire them out, and in this round all runaways seem to be well built, hell 10 of them were S rank. Until now I didnt consider anything unfair and I don't want to be a crybaby but anyone got any advice about how to deal with runaway suzuka if you dont have her?
>lost to every suzuka except 1umm late bros I don't feel so good...
>>552570698>3-2-1-1I'm running Taishin + Tachyon with Suzuka though so I knew it wasn't going to be easy
Total Teio death
>>552570786FiMo honeymoon!
>>552571179double dominator
>gives you Gourmand
>>552569421>Cursed finals for you unless you complete the team with the appropriate umafinals is going to be exciting for guts gamblers
>>552571179Starting training long aces for the next one, it's another boring 3 Goldships race
Teio rape :)
>>552571179relax and enjoy b final
chubby torenas getting uppity after winning their CM matches...
>>552571262I can hear the "KI MI TO!". fucking cinema
>>552571351Yeah, me.
>started winning more after listening to agarthan music
>>552571262This is basically what I'm doing with Taishin, it's so fun when it works
>>552571179>every single loss was to dominator
>started winning more after listening to the lord of the ring ost
>>552571179Suzuka counterplay is OG Maru so...
>>552571257no one uses your card anymore fatty
>started winning more after listening to Wagner
>>552571248Lust provoking uma..
>>552571592I USE HER CARD.
>started winning more after listening to touhou eurobeat
Guys I'm leaving for work can I have a (You)?
>>552570435I'd do anything for my umawife to win. Luna deserves it.
>started winning more after listening to Grass Wonder
>>552571179You need accel skills that activate at the perfect time for the track. The reason why Taiki and OG Maru can beat roided Suzukas. It's all about that.And Teio step if you're based.
>from 77.5% winrate in round one to 25% winrate in round 2What the fuck
>started winning more after listening to the harry potter full cast edition
Finally cleared Fuji's rewards and I only have one thing to say:FUCK FUJI KISEKI AND HER SHOWTIME MODE!!!Give me my carats, I will not attend your witchcraft bullshit anymore you harlot!
>>552571695Hope you hav e a good day at work bwo
@552571695Hmm. Nyo.
>>552571695dozo
>>552571645Don't be such a bastard, anon...
>>552571445>>552571509>>552571670>>552571735
>>552571695i want to fuck katsuragi ace>>552571705show luna (+umanko)
>>552571695Consensual rape with Ace
Good luck anons! May you get into the finals you want :)
>>552571746Agemasen is the only Gourmand card in the entire game, even in Japan there was never another one (although you can get it as a scenario skill later)
>>552571351>>552571410
>>552571035OG Teio doesn't have a KINO ult tho... It even changes the soundtrack, I only noticed it this CM
>>552571179a heavy midrace front can overtake suzuka when she's at her slowest and just steal the race because suzuka herself pushed the lobby so far up that everyone else can't recover the gap
My Runaway Suzuka performs decently well.If she had Concentration, THH and stuff like inherited Duty, and a little bit more stamina, other stats, I think she would have performed even better. Some losses because she gassed out few meters away from a finish line or got late start and lost by a head.My parents are dogshit, lack of Stam sparks really hurts, could have replaced Creek with something else entirely. It is what it is, she was good enough to comfortably qualify for A-finals anyway.
>>552571730sadly I don't have either of them so I'm fucked, I will try get a better Teio tomorrow maybe but... not looking bright
>>552571695good luck. PS boy segss
>Women Screaming and Crying [ASMR][10 hours]
>>552571836
>>552571695Don't spend it all in one place gamer
>>552571939Any with a significantly potent odor
>>552571939it changes from time to time but currently katsuragi ace. previously maruzensky
>>552572087
>>552569836I will simply shit out a usable Golshi that will take me to A finals in 1-2 runs what's the problem here.
>>552565039Yeah. Swapped Tachyon back to Dominator for Round 2, remade Dober for Round 2
>>552572150I dance like this
>>552572150Kitasan sex
>>552571838
>8 hours of silence occasionally broken up by mambo
is this the last time a specific strategy is so brutally unbalanced? not even in other CMs where some positions were favoured had I seen something being so much better over anything else like runaway suzuka is, feels cheap and boring
>>552569836is it spurtfest again
>>552572150Dia does not look impressed
>>552572269lunas strongest warrior
>>552572029Link?
>>552572280mambo
>round 1 day 1 - all tachyon wins, no rudolf wins>round 1 day 2 - (almost) all rudolf wins, 1 tachyon win>round 2 day 1 - all tachyon wins, no rudolf winsI don't understand
>Finally proc SL7>Still loseHate to see it
>>552571939Grass Wonder
>Et resurrectus Est
>>552572269was head on random hint or did you breed for it
The erosenro animation of rice shower and haru urara is the hottest shit ever
>>552572476fuku just fukin suks
i hate triumphant pulse so muchfucking make a wish foundation ass nigger ult
>>552572150Can I pick up chicks if I go to the club and dance like this?
>>552572453I do this to people on the subway
>>552561557If you're not good though, you become a teacher and lose your balls. Just ask Fenomeno
>>552572304cry more, bitch
fufu...
>>552572556You just cursed yourself to lose the finals
>726 posts>10 images slots leftbwos, stay calm, it's time to be mindful of the limit
>>552572490>Grass Wonderher ass is a wonder
>>552572532Absurdly lucky run. Head on was a rando unity hint. My first S rank uma.
>>552572694
>>552565039>35/40 day 1>13/20 todayholy shit this was a wake up call. probably going to die in finals unless i face a weak lobby. same as this poster >>552566129, oguri was my villain today. 3 of my losses were to her and even more close wins. sei is doing great at being a suzu killer since most suzus have very little mid race skills and just average wit, but she'll still lose to enemy pacers. the only way fronts consistently win is if there are enough to guarantee taikis can never hit sfv.
>>552571831I did nothing wrong. She's the one seducing me with her thighs..
>>552572490Grass Wonder's night routine involves a one hour long sloppy rimjob
>>552572694mengo mengo
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>>5525726807 and I reverse that spell and you receive all the bad luck in this thread
>image limitFASTER
>>552572627I'm in A finals retard, but this is not fun
>multiple 5/5 round 1>best i can do is 3/5 round 2I had a feeling it would be like this. Fuck this CM.
>>552572913>>552572913>>552572913>>552572913>>552572913
Why didn't you wait for poor seafags to wake up? Easy wins
>>552572949BASED SO FVCKING BASED
>>552569836Just gonna make Oguri Cap + Creek + Tama (for finals)
i'll make the 750 post
If you didn't get an 85% win record or higher then you've been carried by all the jobbers out there not playing the game seriously.
>>552572304Are you forgetting every Long CM being Dominated by Gold Ship?
>>552572926Cry. More. Butthurt. Bitch.
>>552573171sounds like someone is projecting here
Digital is a hyper little thing
gonna bake or what?
>>552573274Learn what words actually mean, son.
>>552573356nah go ahead baker do your thing
>>552572150>kitasan pulled almond eye with this
>>552573163*dominated by straightaway spurt. there are umas with higher potential (hehe) than golshi if you can turn them into end closers and get spurt on them. it's just golshi is a 2* so everyone already has her.
>>552571179>>552571982guts gamble with teio. KSB, Sweep, riko, doto, ura borrow guts ryan for unyielding. cap speed and hit 800 guts minimum. guts gambling isn't reliable but I have a 60%+ winrate spread between mine. if you get an early duel you can clear any distance.
>>552568483someone post the victory hug from the anime
