Previous: >>552690181>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki ShowtimeCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
I HATE CURREN
Bourbon bounce
*rapes you*
>ANOTHER netorate threadim starting to hate this whore because of ntrschizo
Die Teio
Maya Maya MayaMaya Maya MayaMaya Maya MayaMa-ya-no
I will skip the NTR bannerOnly pure banners allowed
Continuing jiggie:https://jiggie.fun/royal
>>552705094t. dumb falcon
Zoom!
>have to wait one month for the all uma bannerI WANT IT RIGHT NYOW
>Yesterday won 4/5 for all tickets>Today I went (0, 1, 2, 3) /5What does it mean
woo
>>552705094
Bros... The boogeyman is real... I just got hit by 2 murmurs 2 allseeing...
>>552704695Replied to you here >>552705134 in case you missed it.
>>552705192whatever, Ms. Didn't Win A Race This Champ Meet
>>552705047>2 ntr OPs in a rowyaaaaawn get new material
>>552705213why didn't Mayano get any focus during Teio's season? :(
WHY CAN'T I WINWHY DON'T MY RUNNERS ACCELERATE WHEN THE OTHER ONES DOI DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS GAME
I THINK WINNING TICKET SUCKS
>>552705271f2ps are fighting back against stamlet pace and fronts. i noticed a lot of neichas today too.
Can i fix this in 3 borrows? (of course i had to fucking ask at the end of a thread so i have to ask again)I went 3 out of 20 on round 2 day 1Went triple pace, switched Digitan to late in one set and she won once that way but im not sure it's just because of the composition of the racer
my wife is so close............. almost there
Fuji level 3 unironically made Late and End careers easier. Please bring it back
>>552705379Have you tried being luckier?
>>552705271i got into a two grass lobby and got hit with double dominator, ive never lost so convincingly
>>552705401I replied here >>552705310
>>552705403stoplikingshortpoorfags
why is everyone hating on umas today
>>552705403I hope you get her bro
>>552705335She wasn't born during Teio's era
A rest stop before the Beast's gates OPENS...Scorpio round 2 check:https://poal.me/65a603https://poal.me/65a603https://poal.me/65a603
>>552705318
>Run on the forced Arima Kinen humiliation ritual>Get this garbageFuck you game
>>552705498I don't even remember seeing maya in anime
>>552705472but shes a cute short poorfag>>552705492thank you bwo
>>552705379have you tried pre-race sex with your trainee?
I love NTR, keep making threads please
>>552705383DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYY
Digitan LOVE
>>552705586She was sleeping https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ4WtURmMw0
>>552705484no love for ugly whores today, no sirree
>>552705498but she's Teio's roommate! and she's cute!
>>552705401>>552705460The only way you could probably fix this comp is running double doms with whichever is your strongest ace and pray but it's very unlikely
>>552705603Dober and I started doing this and suddenly she can’t lose
is Seiun good for sagittarius?
>>552705484fed up with getting KWAB this CM
seethe at cm with this extreme jiggie https://jiggie.fun/royal
>>552705743nyope, there's a delay to proc angling
>>552705743i have a 50% winrate with her so maybe
>>552705743yeppers, A&S is a bit delayed but not as bad as libra
>>552705472I do not care about their economic status but I like small women.
I wish there was some alternate reality practice CM would I could try my ace in a double dominator team without risking my actual wins...
>>552705271I built a Dominator and it basically fixed all of my problems, wish I had done it sooner
I fucking hate Seek the Pearlugly whore
>>552705826
>>552705403>>552705601>>552705816Stop liking evil umas
>>552705802retard
>>552705916Meant to post Rice Shitter
B-but we still hate debuffers, right?
>>552705876I will be pulling on Seeking the Pearlhagmaxxing is the future
>>552705876It pisses me off more how everyone in universe fucking adores her. Wtf do you mean Akebono and Kawakami look up to her??
>>552705401I would personally skip Pump Iron, only grab nimble for Doto and grab as many velocity skills as possible to gamble on her ult more, since her ult is an actual win con when procced at the right timing. The skills should look something like your Opera O's skills but with It's On instead of NSM
can you guys post ntr yes yes post more ntr she is my favorite uma did i let you guys know that ntr is my favorite????? haha she ntr is my favorite can you guys post more ntr otherwise i will keep making ntr threads haha!! can you guys post more ntr??? where is ntr???? i love ntr guys hahaha
wwyd if you were a toreina at tracen?hard modo: no lewd stuff
You guys are retards
>>552705829is that even enough power to keep up with the pack?
>>552706060she wouldnt say that....
shan't be getting a (You)
>>552705401--->>552705134The parents i used were 2* speed 4* pow 9* stam with 12 medium sparksI didn't select 1* blues>>552705273NSM did fire a lot for meI figured triple pace did a lot to make sure the middle of the pack was crammed enough to help that go off
>>552706060SHUT THE FUCK UP TICKEZO YOU'RE SECOND PLACE IN SUCKVILLE BEHIND RYAN (disgusting, grotesque, ugly)
>>552706060don't make tickezo take her meds wtf
>>552706059simple, i win the darby and retire
>>552706002I will never stop running triple aces because I think every girl should see the podium but you gotta sprinkle in a Hesitant or two in there.
>>552705829how the hell do people get this many red skills holy moly
>>552706124but I would say that
>>552706035>>552706059Honestly? No damn clue. Depends on how competent I'd end up being, I suppose. Granted, to be at Tracen already implies I'm extremely competent considering their high standards, but still. Otherwise I'm very much a "let life come at you" type, so I guess I'd hope for a chill-ish uma I could scout and support, one that isn't super hyper try hard, less risk for both ends that way.
>>552706061you don't need to be with the pack, all of these have global range, besides sharp gaze which is why he got savvy for this
>>552706148
I love Late Surgers unless I'm racing one. Then I hate Late Surgers.
I think that the CM finals are rigged to give most people a victory to keep them hooked on the game, with certain players' teams being designated as losers in multiple rooms. The matching period is making sure that trainers who have never interacted with each other in any way are "matched" against one another so there's no possibility of them knowing that they might have both won vs each other in their fake final races. Popular trainers (with >500 followers?) are not seeded into the "losers" pool to make sure that youtuber personalities and the like aren't "beaten" multiple times even if they win on stream. Every poll on here after a CM sees the vast majority of people reporting a win. It doesn't add up. I'll prove this somehow. I'm not crazy.
my suzuka got bad mood ggsmaru didn't proc groundwork ggstaiki got cockblocked out of SFV by 3 big nigs and 2 other taikis ggs
>>552706025Well that’s cuz the real horse was actually GOATed and her achievements are good. Just a shame cygames botched her uma design and now she’s one of the least popular ones in general, a disservice to a good horsehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3b7_KEMOfI
>>552705807are you losing races to umas with like sub 600 sta too? I swear I only lose to meme builds
>>552705807based open-chad>>552706372NTA, but yes.
>>552706059I'm training a nameless Uma like Daddy's Boots and lucking my way into URA only to lose the Semifinals. I will settle down and marry Aoi. In my later years I want to teach a dirt racing elective course.
>>552705916mmmmmmnyo
>>552706324I've lost almost all of my finals
>>552705271I'm running 3 stamlets and never lost to debuffers
>>552706372They're not meme builds but yeah, some of the winners don't look like they had enough. Like 620 stam, 350 guts and 1 white recovery, but apparently it's good enough to beat me.
>>552706324I don't follow sloptubers so this is only secondhand knowledge from the thread, but isn't there one who has never won a CM?
>>552706491>stamlets>2 whitesSo you are not running stamlets
This CM is making me racist
>>552705094BASED laisu
>>552706489>>552706531My theory seems to have been instantly disproven. Unless... You're the Cygames interns. It all makes sense now.
>>552706531I won my first CM last CM despite getting second quite literally every single CM...
So how do you build Happy Holidays! Oguri Cap?
Thanks mainly to this Taishin and then one single race where this Dober looked like she was shot out of a fucking cannon I somehow stumbled into my first A league finals. I look forward to my third place trophy.
>>552706324I have near max followers and I'm getting pumelled, big dog. I agree to an extent that Cygames won't let you queue poorly forever though. My bounces from 1/5 to 5/5 in the first round were heart racing. Maybe I'll win Group B
Is V. Bourbon going to be on the 21 dollar ticket?
I BELIEVE
>>552706782nyo...
>>552706772>bounces from 1/5 to 5/5 in the first roundI wonder if there is matchmaking of a sort, or if these swings are just luck?
>>5527066714 recoveries, 2 of which is 777 and u=ma2
>>552706831MCQUEEN TUMMYI NEED TO LICK AND SNIFF MCQUEEN'S TUMMY
>>552706542just gonna pretend i wouldn't get called a stamlet posting those the last 2 weeks lol? The parrot was 800 stam + as much as a gold (which did fall off), plus suzu obv runaway
>>552706876>soundlessi wanna hear her scream about city...
If all of these horses are Japanese, why does Yaeno Muteki look like that?
>>552706892It's Elo, you climb up then back down
>>552706782no because the cutoff is the new year alts
F2P (true) (no kitasan reroll), how did we do this CM in round 2? What group A winrate did you get?
>>552706938I-I messed up...
>>552707005>group Ah-haha
>>552706974Luckily for me I jobbed my final two sets of 5 so I'll get easy finals.
>>552706324I hate schizos so much
Can you show me your mile TT umas?
>>552707005I'm buying daily carat packs monthly, so I'll pass on your question.
>>552707224where's the hot steamy sex?
>>552707005I'm F2P no kitasan reroll but I have Kitasan MLB'd (on the re-release) and have classified to finals A every single time since Taurus including this one...
What's the best pull guide right now?
It's still a little while away but that back to back of>Inari >Sweep >AIR FUCKING SHAKUR ... Is going to bankrupt me.
Is 800 Stamina with 2 Gold Recoveries for Gold Ship good enough for Sagittarius?
A&S or SFV for Scorpio xoguri? Feels like her unique might put her out of position for SFV but I'm not sure if I'm catching fronts before the late-race corner
tomorrow im puuuulling
sorry i missed the scorpio cupi was in the showerif you lose all of your rounds, do you get anything at all? even the B+ bracket was hard. >.<
Me eating Bourbon’s chocolate on Valentine’s Day
>>552707174I'll show mine if you show me yours
>>552707073muuuuuuuuuuuch better!
>>5527070050% somehow
>>552706324>he still thinks he's matching with real players and not cpus LMFAO
>>552707083>>552707318Bunny umas
>>552705219It means you are me. and we're both screwed for finals
>>552707494>jewish hand motionswhy does she always do this
>>552707580middle is ugly, left is cute and right is sex
On February 3rd, the hierarchy of power in the Umamusume universe, is about to change
>>552706059i would- play along with king halo antics and be a friend she can chill with (the way her career is written she is looks really really lonely except for some scenes idk)- have a princess fighter marathon with kawakami- borrow rob roy my old vhs tape of the pagemaster- play dmc3 for vodka cause she can't play vidya for shit
>>552707571at least for regular matchmaking i can confirm it's real, finals i don't know
>>552707602why do so many uma make the tiny dick motion that makes korean scream? and why is uma the only one that isnt?
>>552706531yesmethis fuckass horse game
>>552707246>>552706324>>552706231Dia raped me with her big fat rich tits.
>>552707571jokes on you, I'm matching with gpus
>>552707697oh nonono
>>552707083what happened to her tail?and ears? maybe?
>>552707746
When I die, I want Taiki Shuttle to lower me into my grave, so she can let me down one last time.
>>552706193Some cards guarantee red skills via events, I took:Tachyon WitYaeno Muteki Powerto get 3 semi-guaranteed reds. After that its just luck with skill hints on the various cards that have them (Marvelous Sunday), also got Trick (Rear) from a spirit boost on Fuku
>>552707643Is this cardboard good?
I SWEAR IF I GET MATCHED UP WITH S+ BUHIS BECAUSE I WON MORE THIS TIME I WILL GO TO THE CYGAMES OFFICE AND GIVE THEM A PIECE OF MY MIND.
Does Valentine's Bourbon get raped because of Evo skills like XOguri? Or will oonige suzuka do the raping? V. Bourbon's kit seems good at first glance + free groundwork. Still, I don't wanna fall into a trap just like S. Maru. Moreover, XOguri and V. Bourbon are one month apart, so tough choice desu
>>55270700570%... kinda afraid im gonna get giga whaled like last cm when i had 75-80. I won previous 4 finals with 60%wr
>>552707886NTA, but how frequently are you proccing trick (rear)
>>552707643i know its a complete waste but every fiber of my being wants to pull on this card
>>552707952>witletadds up
Why is Tamamo so cross?
Thanks to the anons that gave me advice earlier. I got rid of one of the speed cards and Creek and replaced it with the Spe speed card to get hints for hydration instead and the Helios power card. Right is the new one with one less wit card and replacing Creek with a speed card. Seemed to work a lot better, but I didn't get all the skills I wanted so had to grab red shift.
>"Torecchi, I can't breathe. Unseal me, onegaaaai :3"
>>552708010fairly often honestly it feels like but I've only been running her today so sample size is smaller, at least half of the matches triggered it
>>55270700580%i've accepted my fate as bottom feeder cattle for gigawhales to farm easy platinum with
>>552707005Hovering around ~50% and it's only because of seal clubbing. I lost every match against players that knew what they were doing. It's rough, and likely will lose in finals.
Skill based matchmaking was a mistake
>>552708178whats your team?
>>552707952She looks retarded.
>>552708186>seal clubbingwhat's that
>>552708151they look kinda flat/squished.
>>552708178wait i didn't see that this was for f2pCHADs only sowwy i buy the carat pack every month
Today I will flatline then save a normal run for after reset to feed into the new event's points
>Hanukkah Oguri right before the finals to make all your aces uselessCyjews really hates globalbabs huh
>>552708348it's an ancient term from dota that means beating super weak players
Me and a friend used to do decide what uma's to use for CM via dice rolls. I still remember him running a gold ship, urara and rice shower during mile CM and he won it. Fun times. He quit right after CM4 and i'm now just a converted soulless metacuck who picks the strongest uma by sloptuber's recommendation. It's actually burning me out.
>>55270700570%, mostly carried forward from Round 1, Round 2 got me thrashed especially Day 2 because of front heavy lobbies and pace Marus. My Taiki didn't stand a chance
Even if they release evolved skills early, Christmas Oguri can still be viable for cms right?
>>552707892Fuck no. It's a hindrance 75% of the time but man, those are some really fun high roll runs. Unironically running this bitch reminds me of playing TBoI.>>552708019Green goblin mask.jpeg
>>552707005doing okay, my dober pulled some impossible wins, but that's rare stuff. i still lose against front piggies most of the time
>>552708428yeppersshe moves from being all alone on tier 0, to tier 1 with all the other meta horses
>>552708348Family pastime in Canada.it's a slang for beating/farming severely outmatched newbies, badly. Akin to LeBron James coming to peewee court and dunking on kids
>>552707005Awful. 1 win per entry is the best I've done in round 2. No MLB Kitasan of my own. Starting to realize just how bad that actually is. Cant wait for MANT!
>>552708428>Want to run Haru in Capricorn>Need turf sparks to make her >King Halo's abysmal 13 affinity is the best I can do>Decide to create a dirt parent first to give Halo decent enough Dirt aptitude to squeeze out enough affinity for a double circleThis shit isn't worth it but I don't care.
>>552708158the ticket to cumming
>>552707005>how did we do this CM in round 2?I got raped, can only manage one win in a single entry if I'm luckyI will have to use THAT (queueing at a different hour)
>accidentally said "Obuhi Fat" on a discord call with normie clubmates
Less than a day until I cum inside oguri :D
>>552708772That's okay anon, at least you haven't said "yeppers" to your boss.
>>552708772if they cant appreciate that they don't deserve you
>>552708772>he cant contain his autismanyon...
>>552708772they won't know its from the evil hackersite 4chan unless... they're here with us
>>552708827There was a girl humming to herself in the break room on Friday and I blurted out "You've got a good set of pipes!".
>>552708827That's fine so long as his boss is Michael Scott
Can anyone recommend me a deck for making Mejiro Dober into a parent? I'm utterly clueless at this shit. >Made it to A Finals somehow
>>552708772Everytime you see TM Opera O, you now cannot help but think of her a rapist
Shill me on Mejiro Dober
>>552708772*rapes you*
>>552709025most sexually frustrated uma
>>552709025cute tsundere
>>552708987Funny story about that, some guy a couple months back used the Opera O sticker on the official uma discord with the caption *rapes you* and immediately got banned
>>552708959She only has 3 potential moves list to inherit from spirit explosions. Just make her in unity
>>552709074Not after I'm done with her.
>>552709025sheltered rich girl whose only contact with men is talking to her fatherTherefore (You) can be the first non blood-related male she trusts and opens up to
lol my suzuka got a late start and spot struggled with a SMaru and still got first place
>>552708987I just think of the stupid bird images whenever I see someone mention her now
>>552707928Bourbon gets upgraded Escape Artist which is great, and +10 stats from Concentration which is, ok I guess?Her evos aren't awful like xoguri's.
>>552709085>mentioning rape gets you bannedshocking stuff I know. I once got thrown out of a side gig job I had going cuz I engaged in a very obvious joke that was going on in the group chatthat was way before cough as well, pre 2020 Im pretty sure
Does your winrate actually affect finals matchmaking or is that a gaslight
>>552709202I want both of these horses…your propaganda worked…
Surely none of you are going to make a Kwanzaa Obuhi Fat for the finals right?
>>552709278Yes
>>552709301why'd you fall for the psyop bro
How do you feel about Yaeno Muteki?
>>552709306Of course not. I would if my irl zodiac was Scorpio though but my parents at least had the decency to not fuck on valentine's
>>552709202granny propaganda workedMY BRO propaganda workedanons have been propagandized
>>552709306I won't, trust me.I'll make one for the story and maybe a couple more for funsies.
>>552709374built for anal
>>552709374born in the wrong generation
>>552709202
>>552709278No
>>552709434what do those hand signs mean?
>vodka activates nothing and just shoots to the frontam i missing something does she get a hidden modifier or is the game just vague about stats
>>552709498sounds like a loser
>>552709523that youre gay and not aCute like her
>>552709306KILL HOLIDAY OBUHI FATSBEHEAD HOLIDAY OBUHI FATSROUNDHOUSE KICK A HOLIDAY OBUHI FAT INTO CONCRETESLAM DUNK A BABY HOLIDAY OBUHI FAT INTO A TRASHCANDEEPFRY AND DROWN HOLIDAY OBUHI FAT IN FRIED CHICKEN GREASE AND FEED IT TO REGULAR OBUHI FAT
>>552709362It lulled me into a false sense of security and got me when my defenses were down…
>>552709374Visible toes. Peak
the new biwa is so ass.... but the dress is so sex....
>field a 17 year old hag in a swimsuit in a race where it's raining during winter>surprised she's doing badlyTorainas are heartless. Maru's nipples are probably rock hard from the cold and you want her to run fast?
>>552709374I like her eyes, makes her look like a living fossil, as if she walked out straight outta Sengoku period into our times. No offense meant.Somewhat reminds me of Hifumu Togo from a seminal video game called Persona 5, that was released for PlayStation consoles on September 15, 2016.
>>552709758reality has shown that horny races run the best
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP GETTING RUSHED DOBEEEEEEER WHAT IS THE 900 WIT FOR???
umanko umanko umanko umanko umanko
>>552709374She's cool but doesn't deserve to suffer like that
I'm going down the umanko clop mare pipeline
>>552709306i don't like obuhi crap
>>552709306Well, it shouldn’t be an issue right if we do right? None of us have parents for her or have planned for her. You should be able to win easily against our half-baked attempts at building her, right? Right?
Any rooms?
>>552709973Oguri deserved it
>>552709981
>>552706896be careful before you listen to this fag, u=ma2 can activate already at 1000m if in 3rd or 4th position, which would make your oguri waste the accel part of her ult and you would lose, if you end up in a lobby without many fronts this is likely to happen
>>552709870
>>552710019There's one open in Nakayama. Knock in the standard "Fujitsu" pattern and ask for Satoru
>>552706831Whorses
Who should be the sire of my new horse? (dam is Air Groove)
>>552710087Do I just run 3 recoveries then? What if I fail the witcheck on one of them?
>>552710204SIX SEVENNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>552710105Love when she looks at me like walking garbage
I will pull Fatty Christmas and put Regular Fatty in her Christmas outfit in the finals
>>552710232My man Kugelschreiber, naturally!
>>552710078sneaking out of tracen with mister cock and balls!
3/52/53/52/5I'm completely screwed
>>552710204fat fucking chud
>>552710204Doto.
I fucking love Dober bros I want to marry her and make sweet love under the covers to her.
>>552710204
>>552710392This but Doto
>>552710345>10/20Your finals will be a 50/50
Don't worry, she's cheering for you lads
>>552710238it is a gambling game anon, if you win, you win hard, if you lose you pray for your other ace to win
>>552710453I need this
>>552710453Matikanefukukitaru fans are scary...
>>552710514NEW AI CREATURE LETS GO
>>552710514who's a cute dominator googoogaga
Bourbon is a very efficient lover
>>552710472Please have mercy.. I don't want to be raped by Doto's trainer.
>>552710496But Oguri, that's all finals....
>>552710652giga umanko
>>552710642*raped LIKE Doto's trainer
>>552708772I reflexively said "that's the way the carrot crunches" the other day when me and my friend missed the train. End me please.
>>552710614W-what do they want from me?
>>552710515/uma/ is just /mjg/!?
>70% win rate in round 1>5% win rate in round 2
>>552710652>the tiny bit of panties peeking out from under the bloomersP E A K
>>552710778Hate her
>>552710870holy hell that mother sure is chill as hell
>>552710753Too late, bend over
>>552710808Umapyoi with Ardan
>>552711053>crying in happinessHOLY SHIT I NEED HER SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>552710018Don't worry. No one definitely ran this uma and Tachyon.
>>552710778Built for Oji-sans
>>552710952I agree.
i still havent ran a fuku or tickezo career yet i have them both at 4*
>>552710946WEEEEEEEEE
>>552711220Me sitting on Anime McQueen. I don't care to do it.
>piggu brings taiki and suzuka>both of them have long statlines>suzuka doesn't even have big nigWhat did he mean by this
>>552711339honest Suzuka
>>552711220I have over 400m total fans
>>552711339honorabu trainer
when are we getting a skip button so i can skip all races that have a meta build so i can save myself the boredom of just watching the same shit again
For those rolling, be honest: how many of you genuinely like Oguri Cap and aren't just metafagging?
>>552711339He fell for the sloptuber stam gaslights in here
>>552705498then why even make her roommates? S.m.h.
I've want to remake that NBA 2K Perfect Cell shit post with Teio.
I should have never bothered building fronts, I'm getting RAPED by lates (and Oguri) all day longThis style SUCKS
>>552711484i have no interest in oguri cap and im not rolling. saving my carets for new years opera.
>>552708376the only ppl that seethe about buying selectors and the monthly pack are SEA. Literally a luckshitter will have a better deck than someone who just gets the monthly & selectors
>>552710320Here is the resultYou can name him anon
>>552711532kekaroo, deport Brianfags to GITMO
Mejiro and the Mejiros, like Mejiro suggested
>>552711484I like peak
>>552709434>>552709626>needs 1200 what the hell
>>552711298
>>552711484I don't have a strong opinion of her but I'm a themed team fag and I need to save the money for Tamamo so I can put Oguri and Creek with her in the Arima Kinen for Sagittarius. If I get one along the way with daily free pulls cool but I'm fine with the standard.
>>552709256hardly as serious but>almost got kicked from ffxiv guild for saying sasfag
>>552709374I liek armpits
Recommend me a youtube channel so my low level newfag self can get good pls
>>552705047>design what could have been a perfect girl>give her a giant exposed forehead
>>552711640Meme answer: BruttosozialproduktFirst idea: Rumpelstilzchen
>>552711771if you just want a typical blonde bimbo, there's gold city
>>552711763https://www.youtube.com/@VictoriaFrontier/videosThis is WITGOD remember him
>>552711608Anon, you're not supposed to bring 3 fronts
>>552708772>he is in a non /uma/ d*scord clubDeserved.
>>552711692So?
>>552709306I feel like people are still overestimating how powerful xoguri may be. She was ultra dominant along with S.M and V.B in JP because they didn't have the early guts rework or all the buffed skills or runaway suzu. As good as her ult is, if a runaway suzu has her way, you aint catchin up
Is Bourbon a dead fish in bed or does she actually get into it?
this CM was fun i just pressed auto pick and then selected my oshi akebono and collected my free caratsnext CM is a long one so ill be building a long Akebono next hopefully i can get an OK build in time to put her inBuono!
>>552711752people are fucking silly this decade, and really the end of the last.
>>552711763just watch witgod https://youtu.be/QhYWu6ncLHM
I thought Biwa was mid until I heard her voice. Goddamn
Now that autis/uma/ is full no one is talking about them anymore... I miss them...
>>552711484I don't care for her so I'm not rolling
>>552711771It looks alright to me. I think your standards are too strict.
>>552709374She's okay, I guess. I'm way more interested in seducing her trainer.
Literally having a hard on at work right now wtf cameraman
my all speed Bakushin almost lost the finals to Happy Meek and Meijiro McDonald'salso Happy Meek's singing voice was a lot deeper than I thought it would be
>>552709973weird video for several reasons. It's true Bancho would not let Ogurifat eat, but Super mommy is there, she would hand feed oguri at the sight of that face
>>552711930There's also a chance of evolved skills being introduced for anni too.
>>552712025Wait for end of month when your danchou starts kicking because his metric is completely unstable
>>552707643I'll fucking spark her if I have to.
Daiwa Beam!
>>552711785I hope you are happy with yourself, this will be the next triple crown
>>552712051Crown-chan is cute
>>552711298kinda impressed by just how accurate the umas look
>>552712162>>552712025we're already top 500 though
>>552709973why are you hesitating you fucking dumbass have you not done this before
>>552712207Obviously your post sadly don't get much attention, so I appreciate the interaction, but holy based.>this will be the next triple crownBetter fucking deliver now
>>552711930Anon, she was dominant until evolved skills were introduced
>>552711484i like obuhi fat but i don't know if i want her holiday alt after her spooking me 6 separate times
>>552712086They like those angles.
>>552708857More than contain my autism, I just don't speakI'm sure if I was more talkative, I would say blurt random skill names while riding in someone's car
just lost to a 1100 spd 300 wit oguri with like 3 skills
is the sneedboli family still alive or are they dead like mejiros?
>>552711641Holy shit, is this why I keep facing off against fuckers with Kikuka Sho stamina? I overstammed (850+ and a gold) and my honse have survived the idiot that brought double debuffer and a retard reusing their Taurus Neicha. Multiple times. In what world do you fucking need 1100?! The ONLY horse I've seen gas out in 80 matches was a Maruzensky with 650 and 2 whites.
>>552712025Are we? Last I saw we were 29/30
Can I get an invite to a club now that I finally hit E3?760113042439Also (doubt that Anon will see this) but here were my uncaps you wanted to see like two days ago. My internet exploded my bad.
>>552712051Sex with Crown
Just matched vs a Seiun that was in 2nd for the entire run. I checked his stats and he has 600 wit, my Maru had 900. That was extremely sad.
>>552712442proof?
>>552712250you are discord and reddit members...
>>552712442I lost to a fucking Gold Ship with 960 speed. If my finals are a loss to bullshit like this I'm going to flip out.
>>552712442the previous CM i put an oguri as spot filler (medium build) and she somehow won first place on the finals i was confused and bedazzled because it made no sense
>>552712504>a Maruzensky with 650 and 2 whites.H-hey hahaThat was me :)
>>552712010Her hair looks so soft
>>552712051I...is this what they teach to girls in Hong Kong?
>>552712326I didn't play jp, so I can't claim to know otherwise. But I'm doubtful she was AS dominant once the reworks were rolling out on the 1st anni. Look how quick everyone turned on S.Maru. S.maru would have been dominant in Scorp, but Runaway Suzu nuked her. If someones ultra knowledgeable about all the intricacies they're free to dispute meIt's a bit of cope on my part because as much as I like Anime oguri, game oguri is kinda dull compared to her. At least the one we have right now. And we have a lot of umas coming up i really want (FM, Tam, Saku)
Is Rudolf better as pace or late for this cm?
Since there are 40 races, isn’t it possible for everyone to qualify for group A?
>>552712591easy on the projection, anon.
>>552712708y-yeah haha..
Dober is sexy
>>552711930If there's one thing we should learn from SMaru is that nothing is guaranteed anymore.Cyjews is obviously not interested in centralizing gameplay around a couple select umas, because that would be bad for business. But they won't directly tell you that so you can hype and spend your precious carats on the unbeatable* umas.I'm still rolling for Obuhi Fat anyway, but I'm not expecting her to be the ultra dominant uma like she was in jp.
>>552712708i dont put effort into CMs i just want my free carats and if i qualify for group B then i get more free carats
>>552712773
>>552712383>I would say blurt random skill names while riding in someone's carGoddamn anon lmao. To be a fly in the car in that moment, at least for a few minutes till it gets retarded.
>>552712819Group A 3rd place = Group B 1st place rewards. You should at least make an effort to squeeze into group A.
What did she mean by this?
>>552710204What does your Doto look like? A 6% winrate is literally impossible unless you are deliberately building her wrong?
>>552712681Wait, really? Did you also bring a carbon copy of my Grass Wonder and a Wedding Maya without Murmur? Lost to Armpit Pasa?!
>>552712965>giant ass>u=um2>sex
>>552712051I will become a Satono trainer
Art
>>552712010Casual Biwa is nice, she's pretty sweet too. Win=qed is still my favorite ult animation.
>>552712591I love you, mamboschizo. Please never change.
>>552709374Every time she's mentioned in this thread or anywhere else, I immediately think of Kanetsugu Naoe from a franchise called Sengoku Basara. He's a joke character who would always scream the line "ore wa muteki" (I'm invincible) and "shujinko" (I'm the hero) in battle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmEZqpoCK_s
>round 1 day 120/20>round 1 day 217/20>round 2 day 12/20>round 2 day 210/20elo is real
is daiwa better as pace or front?
>>552712697>hair bun>pigtailswhy are they so cute?
>>5527119301st anni update released with all of those changes and suzuka can't get the skill from mant.>>552712121>>552712326xoguri was still meta for the nakayama 2000m cm that followed the evolved skills update. kita white was the biggest winner from that update too. it's the fact that the next medium cm was months away in longchamp 2400 and neither were meta by then because new accel skills existed and neo universe powercrept both.
>>552712727i see the club members
>>552713074CUTE!
>>552712857>dober10.jpgPost dober folder
>>552712306>Better fucking deliver nowAlready working on his "minimum distance" for Satsuki, after that will be "maximum distance" for Kikuka
>>552712892bwo i literally use an auto clicker to skip all the races i cant be bothered to even watch them
>>552713167well yeah that's why a 5 win ticket is worth 150 carats in round 2
Happy Meek stronk
>>552713168daiwa would have wanted you to put her in front
>>552713031Oh, no lolFA Fuku and an Oguri Cap
>>552713329holy riko btfo
>>552713167post team?
>>552713168pace in long, front everywhere elseyou are gonna be at 2nd place all the time at this rate in CM with her, behind big nige suzuka. people still do this even in long race, just to activate her ult and NSM
>>552713295Rumpel gonna be the next champ, just you fucking wait!
>>552712857
>>552712479They are still active as a breeding farm so you never see the symboli colors anymore but owners who buy from them sometimes still use the symboli name.
>>552713271I shared them before in a previous thread but here you go:https://files.catbox.moe/1em75m.zip
>>552712708I mean yeah but by that point it's also possible for everyone to roll XOguri in their first ticket, and was possible for everyone to roll MLB Kitasan in their first 10 roll.
>want to run front for sagittarius>research reliable accels for fronts>aas is cool but if some nigger brings a serious suzuka """ace""" the skill is useless>the only reliable accel is nsm into aas combo>don't have my own suzuka to use as rabbitFUCK
>>552713516this better be the new one, now with 10% more dolphin porn
Man, coming from the opentard league, I don't think I will even earn more carats unless I win grade a finals. 2nd or 3rd would be about break even. Eh, whatever, at least I'm playing the game the way it's supposed to be played lol
Which uma comes first to your head when you see the words HOLY BOOBERS
Daiwa
There is no way this is a highschool girl.
>>552713684Doto
>>552713684Super Creek
>>552713684Daiwa
>>552713031phew. had to confirm that wasn't me. I had that scenario happen but pasa was first and I was third
>>552713684Akebono
>>552713684marvelous
>>552713581I forgot to add the dolphin pics, here you go.
>>552713684Marvelous
>>552713817you had ONE FUCKING JOB
>>552713684zenno rob roy
>>552713817me on the bottom
>>552713684Suzuka
>>552711484I like Oguri but I don't really like her festive costume so i will skip
>>552713867forgot dober's dober
>>552713921yjk
Is No Stopping Me! just a shit skill? I remember everyone saying it was amazing. I rarely see it activate. What are the best pace skills then? >>552713684Taiki winning animation
>>552713867
>>552713921that one missing is fine and dandy, the dolphins are the upsetting bit
>>552713431DAAABIIII will filter him
>>552713905in what world
>>552713684daiwa
I recently found a tweet that an JP umafag bought a real horse and named it Happy Meek. But I also recalled someone here saying Happy Meek wasn't an official horse but rather it's the CEO's horse which was put in the game. Which one is telling the truth?
>hmmm ill try making a dominator debuffer>try career>not a single SSR event chain finishes>she doesnt get a hint for any debuffs aside from dominator>migraine 7 turns before ura finale followed by mood down eventi think i shouldnt have tried this
>>552713684Donna
>>552714030dominator is the only debuff you need tho
>>552705916hah! i fooled you. I didn't post an uma. I posted a doragon!
>>552714054Holy shit
>>552714030thats what you get for making a debuffer
>>552714009Holy boobers
>>552707005I'm in the finals, but winning slightly less than last time. I think people punted some wins because they absolutely insisted on running Manhattan Cafe. The daily carat pack I bought last week isn't affecting this CM, so I'm still f2p.
>>552714054cutest roomies, and my cute cf>>552713986i believe in the trickster
>>552714028The horse was bought after Umamusume was released.
>>552713684
>>552714113I need this bitch to TIE HER FUCKING SHOELACES AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>552713969it's track dependent. if the late race starts on a straight NSM is good because it's more consistent, but if it starts on a corner it's a gamble because everyone spreads out
>>552713684Vivloshttps://bbs.animanch.com/board/6093963/
>>552713969NSM usefulness varies from track to track, but the general rule is that if the final leg starts in the final corner or later, it's not worth buying because by design umas will spread out on the final corner and so are much less likely to activate the blocked condition
>>552713969it's very good when it activates at the right moment, even in this CM where it isn't particularly optimal I got plenty of wins I otherwise wouldn't because of it
>>552711763There's an autism war between Witgod viewers and VF viewers. Avoid those 2 and find someone else. Every sloptuber says the same things anyway.
>>552714283i really, really like this image
>>552712051She looks like she wants to diddle my prostate
>>552713684McQueen, because I think of her being pouty
>>552711650the fuck is that, openbro?
>>552714527
>>552712704Late
>>552714250>>552714357>>552714391So what should I get instead? Professor of Curvature? It’s On! is shit imo
>>552712685nyes
>>552714581look at that cute smile
>>552714283Spurting on Suzuka's ass
>debuffersyou didn't win>suzuka niggeryou didn't win>fronts in generalyou didn't win>S rank taikiyou didn't win>pace maruyou're a nigger>oguricrutch training wheels
BOBOBO?!
>>552714751
>>552714794>oguri>crutch training wheelsoh good so i did win
>>552714794all me
>>552714668PoC should always be first choice unless you have only 1 hint level for it and corner adept, and even then unless you hit a bunch of good midrace skills from explosions or have a good innate gold like speed star, it's probably still worth picking up because it's reliable
>>552714668both are good but prof is better
>>552714794>using a team with none of these thingsyou literally didn't win. like you washed out of A finals. congrats on your contrarian moral victory thoughever.
>>552714794debuffers are the only way to stand a chance against suzukek. I'm not sorry
>>552714827a truly devilish smile>>552714873a truly HUGE titty artist
>>552714794Debuffers aren't even that strong this time around T_TPost your team NEGRO
>>552714581
>>552714848>PoC should always be first choiceignore this cultural marxist, DEI has no place in /uma/
>>552714869I don't think debuffers made a single difference for my Suzu this CM, the only thing that stopped her from winning were other Suzus
Buy her Doujins
i just made the tier list for cm8. any suggestions if i need to tweak anything?
Who's that ugly nigga in the CM lobby
cute npc horse
>farming taiki parents for last minute xoguri parent>forget about the head-on event>0/3 borrowsFUCK
>>552715114one of the ones who won't be back after summer
If you can't abandon a chain easily, 4 SSR cards are essentially the max you can run in unity without getting constantly fucked over
>>552714794But i thought you guys said ooniges are bad?
>>552714794>Gold Shipyou won, you deserved it, you have good taste
my oshi stood on the podium with her team im happy thats all i needed to see what a buono feeling
>>552714794I love my training wheels.
>>552705047Anons, are the training the trainer quests time-limited, or are they forever?
>>552714794fronts are very honest thoughever
>>552715279oguritoddlers cant stop winning... suzukids? our response?
>>552714964
Is it safe to queue?
>>552715379yeah i just got a 5/5 with my last ticketqueue now
>>552715379nyoes
>>552715308Mammmmbo
>>552714794the only people seething this CM are shitters, this is the most honest CM so far where the best uma actually wins, no longslop NSM gambling bullshit
>>552715379ye the whales went to sleep GOGOGO
>>552715487its so unbelievably lewd that umas wear stockings and garters so casually...
>>552715514>>552715496>>552715449Ok umadacchi I'm trusting you
>>552714794if debuffers make u lose, you honestly deserve to lose
Making fun of Mambo leeches is all well and good but at least I understand why leeches join the leech club. What I can't get is why some people have close to 10M fans after 3 days. That's more than what most people in S+ /Uma/club get
>>552715667go back
>>552715512When you put it that way I guess that's kinda true, even lates are running decently high wit and using some velocity skills instead of purely accel gambling this time
>>552715769wtf I wanna leech wheres the club at
>>552715769it's so they have it on their resume for when they want to make the switch bwo
>>552715769botting or panic grinding for finals
>stomping an early rudolph career>hit kikuka sho>randomly 3rd>"you ran out of stamina">mfw i have 450 stamina and 300 gutsHOW
>>552715787>lose to nice nature and dominator this CMactual shit trainer
>>552715931>rudolphWHO!?
the epsatono island..
Are skill cooldowns actually in the game or are does Gametora only show them for future reference? I don't think I've ever seen a skill activate twice.
>>552715931Kikuka Sho is buffed in Rudolf’s career. You’re supposed to drop it unless you’re really ahead.
>>552714873I wish this artist wasn't such a yurinigger
>>552714214Sorry she's older than the planet. Shoelaces are a relatively modern convention. She'll figure them out in a few hundred years.
>>552708959This is what I used for my Dober parent, specifically for Scorpio and mixed late/end. Stam Tickezo is legitimately a decent card for parents.
Danchou, I think we have a botter
>>552715769i have 1 ticket left and im still not in A finals im tp refreshing aces
>>549466440here you go
damn, King Halo raped THIS daily?
>>552716191wish i didn't have to use a borrow every time
>>552715841Bless Seo
>>552716201what program do you use to draw rabi anon
>>552715841The best thing about worst fetish art is when someone poses a scenario like this and then an incomprehensibly large Akebono looms in
I can't win.
>>552716160Whoops, you forgot the names. Everyone gets doxxed here bro
>>552716201
>>552716408me either, umanon. feels bad.
>>552716413based doxGOD
>>552716408its time to use THAT
Okay, the wit seems kinda low, did I fuck this up? I thought 3SPD/2WIT cards with speed and stamina sparks would just barely make it. Should I try again with 2SPD/3WIT instead?
>>552716160trainers here are so lazy that they think 10m in 3 days is botting go look at eden for real botting
King Halo and Brian hard mode are the only runs I really need alarm clocks for anymore. I think I have everyone else down to a science. I'm ready for MANT
Practice mode is too good, now I can just do like 50 runs and pick out the uma of mine who's the most statistically likely to win
I guess we're normalfag core now
just as ningen females should show cunt, umamusume should show umanko
>>552716536me on the left
>>552716597tenno sweep
>>552716201Based, thanks so much anon!
>>552712857So hot
>>552716536May God reincarnate me as the blade of grass that was blessed to touch the foot of King Halo
>>552716597MY FARKING HERO
surely I won't need 30k for cap, right?
>>552716506If you have Kitasan, 2 Speed 3 Wit is definitely the way to go on 20% Speed Growth umas. 800 Wit isn't bad in general though. It takes a few tries to get significantly above that. Also skill selection seem pretty bad for Scorpio Cup if that's what you were aiming for.
>>552716273you can always send hail mary's.if you need to use a borrow for a unique you don't own, you can instead make both your parents have them as a grandparent and fish for the unique from a roll. it's shitty but at turn 55/78 you'll know if you will be taking the home stretch seriously or making it another parent / fan run.It's a risky strat and it makes the runs all harder but it removes the 3/day limit. Not a strat you can do last minute either since you have to commit a few days of runs to making a parent with tollerable sparks.
>>552716597
>>552716528Protect me, Princess!
>>5527167297 and you get her below 180 pulls
>>552716597obuhi will win the triple crown when season 2 drops inshallah
>>552716201this is chronogeniunely good
>>552716729You probably need 30k, Christmas Oguri needs to be at least 4* to work properly since her maxed 3* unique is just under an acceleration threshold.Though I guess if you have statues saved up you can use them on her.
>>552716431Nice stats. Building a BASED uma was one of the more fun things i've done in this game.
>>552716201can you do currenchan :>
>>552710453Niceu!
>>552716340medibang/ibispaint
>>552716971already exists
my penis is 1 inch when flaccid
>>552712857Agreed. Dober is a 10
>>552716973I need this retard so bad
>>552716597First two season of Kaguya sama is great but the last season was ehh and how tf did it won in that season anyway
>>552716925Based Scarlet. I'm a fraud, I saved that image from another anon and have never made a based uma of my own.
Who do I watch for sag CM?Are there even comprehensible guide out yet?
>>552716597>Kaguya is a triple crownIt's strange how the same author that made the manga is the one who destroyed his own career by making Oshi no Ko
With Scorpio ending soon, what was the most destructive gaslight?
>>552716201This looks really good, nice job anon
>>552717126Pump and MPaB are the only inherited accels that work, you should be good enough with this
>>552716068>Are skill cooldowns actually in the gameThey are, I've had an uma hit prof of curvature twice in a race before.It's just rare, or hard to notice
>>552716971i will add her to the backlog
>>552716201do you have a folder on mega or something with all of these? i would like to download the full rabbi collection
>>552717038Flacid doesn't matter tho, I'm around 1 inch too and I still get slightly larger than 6 inches hard. Would probably be even bigger if I didn't weight 500 pounds too.
>>552716994haven't heard of those before, neat thanks
>>552716705size fetish coded post
>>552717172you NEED 800 stam + 1 gold
>>552715563anon... please dont jump.....
>>552717248https://mega.nz/folder/Au10FJBL#ifquZCBkg2UkxVpc8GFtVw
>>552716201absolutely based
>>552717216Thanks, i will run pump and mpab on my front runners!
>>552716973Imagine how sweaty she'd be after a race
What kind of parents do I want for xOguri? Any white skills I should aim for?
>>552717238Is the second trigger just really hard to hit or something? I usually hit something like 550-650 wit on my aces, should I be pushing for more?
>>552717240you didn't draw this one then?
>>552716971
>>552717172I’m still convinced a lot of people saw screenshots of Suzu taking the lead in the early race and simply gave up. The psychological damage Runaway did far outweighs the actual win rate damage it did
>>552717097but was there anything good in spring 2022? spyxfamily? Shield hero S2? umamusume: pretty derby
>>552717307Honestly, true. T. Sweep Toso's Insole
>>552717038stop sending this picture i get hard whenever i see it
>>552714030You throw Dominator on an otherwise ace Asswonda/Rudolf
>>552717446thanks mang
>>552717451gomen, I forgot there are lunatics that use fronts on long CMs, yea angling works too
>>552717502>>552717503
>>552717568i won libra with a front runner and without goldship
>>552717172Stamina every time.
>>552717502>>552717503I lost by a nose...
>>552715563Not 7 and you need to do a backflip
>>552717652B finals don't count bwo
>>552717502i didjust thought she needed a remake
do not post any more currens this thread smells like whore enough already
>>552717740
>>552717740What about whores in training?
>>552715858Man i dunno who is on the right but i wish we got to see the director more often
>>552717481I don't know if there's any additional mechanic with it.I assume it's just a lot of stacking conditions. Like Prof needs to proc on an early enough corner on a long enough race, then you need to hit the wit check again, etc.It's also probably just easy to miss if you're not looking for it
>>552717729based
>>552717740True, but you're just tempting them to do it
>still no decent Aoharu guide
>>552717964press witpress blue on important stattheres your guide
>>552717870I will protect this one
>>552717873L'Arc scenario NPC
>>552713348>>552713789lmao, how many understammed Maruzenskyseses are out there? Still shan't be bringing stinky Neicha. Waste of a slot. All three of my girls have been getting wins.
>>552717870Do not slander Yeppers
Kaicho has evolved ....
>>552717964just click on the balls bro
>>552718015doesn't work
>>552717516uhhh lets seeewatch Summer Time Rendering from that season
>>552718048Ah i see...Is she, and forgive me for typing this word, Fr*nch?
>>552718080have you tried pressing wit and popping blues
Guys don't forget for the next CM requires 1200 stamina + 2 golds
>>552718048>Horie YuiThat's a hag.
>>552718119She's japanese. Her inspiration though...
next CM still very SP budget tight even if u run 1 wit card. On average, for non taishin endclosers, you can get spurt + dober/ryan inherit, and have around 3 white mid race skills including uma stan
Barely squeaked by into finalsIt's never been more over
>>552718067>kaicho, but she isnt a violent cunt, but a speedy one insteadholy BASED>>552718048i wanna fuck that boy, while that one larc song plays
>>552717113I think it has to be done in URA. Unity gives too much +X all stats making it hard to keep guts so low, esp if you use riko, and facing Bitter Ass and Little Cock with 750 speed would be throwing clocks in the trash. Probably easier to do on an uma without 20% guts growth rate though.It's a pretty annoying statline to follow too. Stam power guts and wits only have 100 points of wiggle room. Speed has 200 but you want as much as possible to not job. I think the best option is an uma who runs Meds/Longs and to spend everything on recoveries. 600 speed can win URA long finals. 750 speed might struggle on ura medium finals.
>>552718204This will be the first CM where I won't make it into A finals.
>>552718119...
>>552718198>She's japaneseOh thank the three goddesses
>>552717456Varies by track. For CM8, you want to gamble with After-School Stroll and United Spirit STA.
>>552718279wait is she ningen or what
>>552718201>uma stanPeople are still falling for this gaslight? For uma stan to be good, it has to be a medium/long race AND there has to be a proper front. Nobody is gonna run fronts in long CM, so uma stan is pointless, you'll only get paced down
>>552717176>>552716679Chrono nakadashi
>>552718258post team
>>552718385team
>>552718154You forgot this. If you aim for the 901+awful (939) stamina bonus you can get away with 1 white, 2 for pace/front.
>>552718186>>552718048hag SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1k + 1 gold for Sagittarius. No exceptions.
>>552718341wouldn't you want to know?
why is chiyo sex poster ban on sight
>>552718501But I'm running Creek
>>552718418Actually, if you're stacking greens on a Front for Groundwork, you don't need a fucking recovery. Period. 939 + 40 from Nakayama or Non-Standard and you clear it. With room.
Sagittarius has a guts bonus so make sure you hit 600 guts
>>552718201Man... I just want Encroaching Shadow outside of Taishin and a more consistent way to get Early Start or Daring Strike
>>552718553But what if you get hit by 4 all seeing eyes?
>>552718551Don’t run Creek.
>>552718505i wanna fuck that boy happy
You are not ready
>>552718505
>>552718567I've been seriously trying for it. I can hit 578 (great mood) easy without the build being otherwise shit. Hitting 627 without torpedoing the run is fucking awful.>>552718605I won't. Anyone stupid enough to bring a half-assed Long Dober and reuse a stinky Neicha isn't winning shit. Doubly so if there are 2.
>>552718627Wasted design
>>552716201100% this will get reposted alot in the future threads
>>552718690BUT WHAT IF
>>552718612why not
>>552718627>this stupid game makes me want to fuck a fren*h
>>552718726Gold Ship wins lol
>>552718627Stinky fr*nch NEET
what the fuck is a shadowverse
>>552718690can you get there with a sunny days skill or does it have to be raw stats
>>552718048I HATE MEII HATE MEII HATE MEITHIS STUPID BITCH'S DATES NEVER FUCKING ACTIVATEI HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER
>>552718784holy boobers
>>552718505Forcing the ningen to strip in order to truely identify if they are ningen or not.
>>552718373
>>552718747Because then I’d be wrong.
>>552718807
Why us the human domestication of animals called "animal husbandry" if we're not supposed to marry our trainees after their career? None of you sickos marry your Trainee while she's STILL an active racer, right?
>>552718778>win l'Arc twice in a row>has a fucking song to cheer her third attemptsong kinda mehhttps://youtu.be/SZWWNr4sKIM
>>552717038Could be worse. Could be only 3 inches (erect)
>>552718823Sadly for the stat bonuses it has to be your raw stats. I'm not entirely sure the 2.5% (15-10 / 2) extra for hitting 578-627 guts is worth it.
>>552718048UOOHHH FRENCH TEIO EROTIC
>>552718908licking lunas earskissing lunas earsnibbling lunas earslicking lunas ears with her winter coat onkissing lunas ears with her winter coat onnibbling lunas ears with her winter coat on
>>552718908>usPhonepost moment kms
Curren feels so fake rape correction is in due
Why does this bald chink even stream? His guides are shit, his umas are shit, his career is shit.
>>552718908Ramonu will literally die before she retires. I didn't have a choice.
>>552718837that dumb boyfaggot always waits until after the DAHBI to show up
The ratio of posts to images is offpost more images
this winning shot reminds me of the PETA shitpost...
>>552719040>>552719042buy an ad
>>552719002>esl translationfuck me
>>552718378
Im still a B1 player...
>>552718373people are going to run pace regardless and uma stan will work just fine since it's leading pace chaser who will be setting the pace anyway, or if that's how it works.if not taking uma stan, there's still plenty of other option like slipstream + ramp up
>>552719040>>552719042that dude is just enjoying himself go be brown somewhere else
>>552719040>>552719042are you guys that bored
>>552719190I already did my runs and there's 2 days until finals...
>>552719184>kitasan black rolls up and do this to youwyd
Is there some uber useful debuff card to borrow or should I just borrow Finemo to witmaxx?
>spechud in shotsovl?
Laisu
>>552719238Go watch anime, a movie, touch grass, masturbate, play another game.
>>552717964Click unity training arrows to build bubbles. Pop the bubbles when they appear. Try to get at least two per Unity race, preferably more. Win all the Unity races. Try for all top, but 1 middle is fine if falling behind the above, or for consistancy. If you're on a good run or distance S it's worth checking auto isn't doing anything stupid to your team.Be fully rested for summers to pump stats you want. Once training facilities are level 4+ start focusing and pumping stats you want to.You can try greeding for bubble pops on stats you want from the start, but you're losing consistancy to aim for high rolls.There. If something isn't working, tweak it as needed
>>552719257Leave to have sex with Duramente
>>552718567that guts bonus doesnt mean anything when it comes down to whoever trigger NSM first. having more guts is helpful at least, but not worth that much
>>552719275Satono has two good Front debuffs on her
>>552718201How's this for a Taishin ace? 2 speed 2 guts 1 wit and rikoThe possibility of high rolling is still there.
>>552717964Ra is this why you stopped playing... I'm sorry bwo you could have just asked in club chat...
>>552719342did that, doesn't work
>>552719040>Put out a guide to get fast dailies but retard admitted he doesn't even do it most days>Admitted he doesn't want to play career unless he has borrows available, will not do any kind of parent run nor refine umas for TT>Has Unity Cup to thank for getting A+ and above umas, because he couldn't ever do it consistently in URA: The Beginning>On two occasions did one-and-done umas for two CMs, gets surprised when he lost themBecause he loves this game, don't you know.>>552719190I love schadenfreude on my sloptubers and seeing this guy hate doing something he claims to love.
>>552719360she isnt that big
3 wins, I no longer careI can lose in the most pathetic way possible in the finals now and I will still get more than if I stayed in Open League and won it all.
>>552718201You wasted SP on Sleeping Lion.
>>552718553>>552718418>900-ish staminaWhere are you getting this?Please, I want to know, because I have trust issues with the umalator.
>>552719491Just what I expected from HENTAI
>>552719448think he only won his first cm too because he had the other sloptuber telling him exactly what to pick live making an ace
I got to the finals thanks to grass wonder, can you post some dominant grass to thank her?
>>552719520read the stat thresholds in gametora, tldr is that the bonus from stats is sta+guts
>>552719564
>>552719040>>552719042He's a known gaslighter that thinks he's improving his odds by putting out guides with incorrect information. >>552719180Tuglow is the fat chigger who sucks at the game and is just enjoying himself on stream. That anon posted rednu, the fat chink that gaslights new players. I get them confused sometimes as well.
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>>552719520>soft>rainits firm and sunny bwo
>>552719646this grass is ass bro
>>552719520I used this stamina calculator, but admittedly on my Late and Ends. Umalator is showing a spot struggle on your front. I wasn't accounting for that.https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17cFLj_L2Qy9vNf2x0Cm7QnakEoxcbsWnRIxrOGqfPBQ/edit?gid=0#gid=0
>>552719456she is tho
>>552719491i need to umapyoi with digitan
>>552719646fuck, ill try again next thread
>>552719624No I mean the claim that you can survive on 940/980 Stamina. Umalator shows you gassing out at the end. I realize I forgot to change condition to firm but still.
>>552719746No you won't
>>552719520>soft>rainI didn't even catch that. Change it to Firm/Sunny stupid. You probably clear it with 980 and the spot struggle.
>>552718231Naruhodo...
>>552719660>Don't recommend videos from this channel
>>552719767>I realize I forgot to change condition to firm but still.No, not "but still". It changes stamina consumption.
>>552719396pretty damn good>>552719508yeah it was just a bad test run to see if i can grab many skills without skill hints. taishin has guts bonus so i will try to leverage that and not buying heal
>>552719660soulful oshi gaming
>>552719448>Has Unity Cup to thank for getting A+ and above umas, because he couldn't ever do it consistently in URA: The Beginningsame
Just jerked off to Dober. It was a big load…
>Loves Only You is the same class as these kids
>>552719853I genuinely fear the gutsmaxxed POTENTIAL. If she doesn't slurp cum and stay stuck in the back of the pack.GL toreina-san. I fucking hate running her. Might try with Hishiama.
>>552719554Virgo is the one where I started to believe winrate does affect finals, because that's when he ran his Halo/Fuji/Urara team with a low percentage and went against picrel umas that were Round 1 fodder. Libra was a little more legit, I'll give him that one.
Taishin will reach her max potential in MANT
>>552718908But I do
>>552719673>>552719780>>552719838My bad. Fixed the condition but simulated at normal mood. I guess 78% spurt rate is acceptable?
Shinko Windy is Sweep Tosho for guys that dated white trash in high school.
I've started simply giving up mid-career if I have bad RNG when making aces instead of converting into a farm run
>>552719075the screaming suzuka is the funniest meme I've seen of this series
>>552719950This is also a middle schooler
>>552720020what about your own finals?
>>552720105You can take a white recovery if you're worried. I'm trying to maximize the amount of skill points I can spend on other stuff.
Good night, /uma/. May many presents find their way into your January stockings.
>>552720134DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>552719950
>>552720126I'll believe you, I'm already choosing to skip her, which might surprise some considering other girls I'm aiming to pull fort. Cunnypuller
>>552720167wtf I want to have sex with middle schoolers
>>552720214bye byeI hope Oguri spooks me tomorrow
>>552719946men are so gross
>>552720167would get pregnant immediately
Satono Diamond is a BRAT
>long S>turf S>only need 1 or 2 good speed training in 6 turns>Kitasan, Biko and Sweep fucking disappear from speed trainingthose missing 64 points are gonna haunt me next cm
>scorpio is overman, the fuck do I do now? I don't want to remake aces anymoresomeone feed me good parents to use next CM
>>552720276oh no you're making me hard again
sometimes you get those bait trainings that are not crazy good but very suspiciousyou know it's a good gamble, but there is something really off about it, you know it's rigged for you to losebut you still take it
>>552720074holy shit this is exactly what i needed. Thank you and thanks Grass Wonder
>my max speed Bakushin got a one star guts sparkmfw
Berry has to realize how desirable to men she is
>>552720349if you want an actual brat-sized ojou, wait for Daiichi Ruby. Dia is halfway to being JK-sized, if not exactly
comparing global scorpio cup with the balance patch vs jp 1st scorpio cupwhats the difference in their meta or is it practically the same
>>552719520isn't that the eceleb umalator?
>>552720662this is when smellymaru would've dominated
Uma Stan on Golshit y/n?
>>552720662they didn't have oonige suzuka so it must have been completely different
>>552720651I like Dia being an adult sized brat
>>552720649The type of trainee to have you act like a couple in public so men dont approach herBut then insist you maintain the act even in private so you "dont slip up"
>>552720349Satono Diamond is the only good sega-related thing ever
>>552720834yes
>>552720662suzu replaced the smarus
>>552720226wan wan
>>552720178I only kept up since Virgo, I had 59.3% winrate, I won first plat with my Laisu in Virgo who I was proud of especially with this jank setup and in a lobby with three out-of-frame front runners containing 2 SMarus and a Seiun. Reasonably tough lobby.Libra, I didn't put effort in because I can't meet both speed and stamina for longslop, got into first place B Finals for it. For Scorpio, in Round 2, I got a 4-win ticket, a 3-win ticket, and everything else being 1s and 2s, settling with a 45.1% winrate. I'll keep note of seeing if I go against luckshitters like me or if Shiraoki-sama decides to throw me to the whales.
I like Diamond's huge middle school tits
>>552719296
I WILL run Super Creek for Sagittarius.
>>552721352DISQUALIFIED
>>552721107Kita’s tits are better
as for me, I will run Doto
>>552720428reuse libra aces and prepare for sprint kino
why is angling so strongin terms of pure numbers it isn't exactly spectacular, but any time it procs the front just fliesis it because they can ramp speed without needing to deal with navigation or blocking?
Guys please do not post flat-chested umas in the next thread, I am begging you
>>552721352Same
>>552721527It gives the equivalent of 1k power in raw stats, or so it says the gaslight
>>552721552Where do we draw the line at flat? Who’s the bustiest flat uma?
>>552720864>>552721107fair enough, enjoy boobas if you have to anon(s), she almost makes the cut for me atm, but I prob will save and skip unless I whale just because I want too many things. maybe i'll get lucky and she spooks me somewhere.
>>552721624>>552721624>>552721624
>>552721587Anything under 80cm is flat
>>552721552SEX WITH THE EVIL HORSE
>>552721642dogshit pedophile thread
>>552721642based thread with good taste
>>552721527In a vacuum it isn't strong. You have to consider the CM's and the fact that SMaru exists>CancerNo one else had reliable instant accel. That's why lates/ends were gambling with Furious Feat and Pump>LeoRed Shift was delayed. Ryan was the only contender to SMaru>VirgoSMaru is still strong if she isn't blocked by Suzuka. Taiki was the other one with instant accel who could beat SMaru>ScorpioFronts actually need help from Unrestrained/SFV here. But if SMaru was uncontested she would win again.
which is the better parent for the guaranteed unique, ryan or dober
>>552721527consistent late race acceleration skill. in the late race stage all umas begin last spurt mode and have their top speed increased by about 5m/s (20%) prompting them to gradually increase their current speed, acceleration makes your uma reach its top speed faster. it practically roids your uma with about 400 extra power.
>>552714527Her tits are just so fucking fat.>>552715349>>552714581Shuki shuki shuki~
Ralkos is fucking dead
