Previous: >>552705047 >Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Remember: At /uma/ we LOVE Teio and HATE Nature
hooooolyit's hot time
>>552721624
Continuing jiggie:https://jiggie.fun/royal
Banging.
>>552721734jong?
>>552721709told you niggas that the whales went to sleep
Maya zooming into Maya thread!
The big cafe
>>552721726
>be fat and balding>churn out content for clicks and likes>JP veteran "but not really i havent played in 2 years">put up abysmal pvp performances>dont forget to subscribe
tamamo cross is an uma that could be a mother to me
HAHAHAHA, THE SHITPOSTER CAN'T EVEN DO IT IN THE RIGHT THREAD
>>552721726wait a minute
Super Creek is my daughterfu
>>552721726who's this
Tachyonbros...
can you please not bother the ojiisans at umaJP
>>552721849
Digitan LOVE
>steals 6th from my dober>fails the pump witcheck>fails the redshift witcheck>doesn't proc NSM>walks anyway and wins What the fuck, golshi game. The tard strength is too powerful.
>>552721726CYGAMES DO SOMETHING
I genuinely do not understand the need to hold back on adding borrows but would quickly consider 15 less TP requirement to do a career to be such a huge qol.YOU CANNOT DO ACE RUNS WITHOUT BORROWS YOU TARD SHIT ELEVENS. Fuck you do after then? Build TT horses? FUCK OFF
Realistically, what good would a multi-G1 racehorse find in an nonathletic trainer-san that she'd want to make little umas for future generations?
>>552721809>>552721820What's with the sudden random chinkman antagonization This is like needlessly taking apart an ant on a sidewalk with pincers
>>552721726me on the bottom
>>552721726GOD I WISH THAT WERE MEi ask girls to do this position to me and they all say its impossible or dont understandITS VERY SIMPLE
>>552721996>YOU CANNOT DO ACE RUNS WITHOUT BORROWSlmao this dude doesn't build his own parents
>>552722006In the case of Dober you’re the first male that she develops a good relationship with
>>552721726Not a footfag, but I've always wanted to try that out.
>>552721996you build parents with borrows so you dont have this issue
>>552722006Horse = dumbTrainer = smartUmapyoi with Trainer = not dumb horse child
Which uma screams the loudest while getting plapped?
>>552722151>Horse = dumbbut what if we do the wit training
>>552722230
>>552722230Mayano Top Gun.
>>552722230Mayano.IKUYOOOOOOOOOO
>>552722230UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>552722230golshi
>>552722230KinguI don't even like her that much but I like her enough
>not a single accel skill activation across 15 matches>1200 power doesn't do anything
>>552722362Great job retard.
>>552722147>>552722089I lump you faggots and those retards who do careers just to max fun for club points of the same kind. Seek help and go fuck yourself. No one's playing this game for more than 3 hours a day unless you're brown and unemployed monkey.
>>552722383bro this is a witcmdont listen to to the sloptube chinks
>>552722383stamina and power aren't real stats.
>>552721726THAT'S MY GRANDMA DELETE THIS NOW!!
>>552722440>>552722494TT gods were right all along??
>>552722383power is more for overtaking/positioning and tanking hills
>>552722230Chiyo
>>552722409i'm retarded
how many umas are LYING to toreina like Obey your master and merely pretending to be retarded?
>>552722524This is the current #1 Global, you tell us
>>552722605what are the stats?
>>552722006The trainer demonstrates>emotional IQ in order to deal with the horse's mood swings and personal issues>the smarts in order to make a good training regimen, schedule, and plans in order to turn the uma into a multi-G1 champ>a charming enough personality that the uma is willing to stick with them for three years>reasonably good-looking as well
>>552721709it fucking happened again3/4/5/5 on round 2 is crazyHOT TIMEHOTTIME
Uma oyakodon!
>>552722425checked. I play this game ~3-5 hours a day and I am in fact NEET and brown. mostly just because I don't want my energy to overfill. I suck shit at the CMs and keep losing tho because I don't care about guides. just play casually anon, forcing peak performance on what is still an RNG roll machine is just miserable.
>>552722670enjoy your S+ finals!
>>552722671grok remove the pink boxes
i want gentildonna to bearhug me
>>552722671it's fine because this is censored
>>552722640https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8lfpCpeKgo&t=6s
>>552722730grok put this anon in a microbikini
>>552722768
>>552722793>6 toes
STOP POSTING PORN
>>552722671thank god for the censors or i'd be in trouble for looking at this at work
>>552722851that's 20% extra toe to suck on
>>552722851thanks, anon. we couldn't tell if it was AIslop
>>552722851seven vaganias
>>552722671What are they doing? I can’t tell cause it’s censored
>>552722851Like having six toes would stop any toreina from plapping the next golden generation in their uma.
>>552722856that bothers you more than the fact that it's AI sloppa?
Hot tamale, Hot hot tamale, Hot tamale, Hot hotDo you like tamale?Hot hot tamale?I like tamale hot hot
>>552722851does having an extra toe make them run faster? is this why she was a double crown?
>>552722793IS THAT A
Bourbon could have 15 toes and I’d take her to pound town
>>552722814I'm going to rape this anon!
Reminder to periodically fluff your Neicha for optimal fluffiness
DOBER NO
>>552723047Wouldn’t train her if she was the last uma on earth
>>552722985Post her naked
>>552723159
any of these good for tachyon's kid?
>>552723084Only I get to lick Dober…
>>552722671This looks like it feels so good…
pedophile seabrown thread
>>552721624>ze drained zis carats to xoguri? release ze evolved skills
>>552723316stop imagining yourself as mcqueen
>>552723361How is sex with Bourbon pedophilic?
>>552723325NOOOOOO SHIELD YOUR VIRGIN EYES
>>552722427c-cunny brian
>>552723419I hate western tourists so much.
>>552723361Weird signatureIt usually comes after the post but ok
>>552723251which fucking one nigga
>Completely flounder R2D1 with Suzu/S!Maru/Biwa, anon tells me my comp is bad and I agree>Build a Taiki and run Biwa/Taiki/Dominator Grass and proceed to not only have Biwa carry me into A finals but go 3/4/3/4 in day 2I really owe it to that one anon that pushed me to change my comp
Late night guts training
>>552723419some anons love to only look at the OP image and don't actually engage in the thread. that aside, always ignore anyone who thinks liking 2d cunny = pedophilia, they have nothing worth saying.
>>552723361twitter is down the hall and to the left
So, how does her skill work?Am I supposed to use her/her children as late surgers and end closers, give them at least 600 wit and pray?
>>552723535>Teio sees her trainer
>>552723535Her reaction to me pulling my dick out in public
>>552721809It works so why not?
>>552723536Daiwa Scarletalso damn, that Neigha got around
She's like, 10
>>552723520
>>5527223831200 power only matters if you have skills that make you accelerate that much. It's your top acceleration not your average acceleration
this bitch just loses every fucking race in her career
>>552723361>pedophile thread>seabrown thread>a thread for pedophiles and seabrowns>he posted here>he's a pedophile seabrownWhat a weird way to call yourself out but good for you
>>552723694out of 10!
>>552723712You’re just a bad man and she doesn’t trust you.
You're 3 seconds late for our scheduled mating session.
Goodnight dacchis, a question?Scorpio Cup round 2 status?https://poal.me/65a603https://poal.me/65a603https://poal.me/65a603
>>552723694out of 10
>>552723712There's a hidden debuff if you're playing a male trainer.
>>552723712You dont deserve her, shit trainer, give her to me
>>552723536So much glue....
>>552722605>Only 60% total wrImagine how good it would feel to beat this guy. God damn. Those 40% are probably drowning in their own cum right now.
Stop posting so much Dober…my heart does the doki doki thing whenever I see her
>>552723694Damn, that's like fucking ancient, disgusting
>>552723694NahAlso isnt nishino flower our youngest uma?
>>552723694Middle schoolers are 12-15
>>552723535>teio after seeing the weight of her fans
>>552723758Gomen, Flash-sama, please, add 3 minutes to the end of it.
>>552723712if you change your gender to female her career is significantly easier
HEADS UP! Falco cannot run the Miyako stakes because of career goals. DO NOT select her for the quests.
>>552722605i would respect it if he actually put that taiki into the finals
>Open finalsYou didn't win>Graded B finalsYou didn't win
>aislop porn postinghow about you call the spark? I felt good with this run
>>552723897who are you quoting
>>552723850is that true? damn
>>5527239133* wit
Is 600 stamina + gold recovery enough to survive scorpio?
>>552722006Fat cock
>>552723819
>>552723913Guts with at least 3 whites you wanted
>>552722230Fukikitaru and it's not even close
Are Uma tails all hair or is there a little tiny fleshy bit at the base of it
>>552723836What's that high schooler hag doing with the kids
>>552723850You know what Dober hates more than men? Trannys.
>>552723996just imagine the average age of that stage
>>552722230OHHHHHHHHH TORENA-SAAAAAAAN
>>552723984Winner and AIEEEEE>>552723967If only...
>>552723996>stacked tits>slim thighsDissapointing
>>552721809Dober's unique may be slots 6 AND 5 but it has a wit check and this CM is overwhelmingly front/pace. You need a more balanced team distribution to get lates to 5th, so pump is better the majority of the time this CM. Brought the wrong late surger Mejiro.Likewise, Festival Rudolph is kinda just worse than OG rudolph. Her unique can give carryover speed sure, if you're top 4 that is. Again, this is a front heavy CM. Big clusterfuck of front and pace, and Taiki in slot 3-4 is 3x as good as rudolph in slot 3-4. OG Rudolph has the combination of Dominator (functionally .35 speed to your whole team instead of just herself) on top of a top tier unique at .45 speed that almost never activates at a useless time. Like sure festival has SUPER AUTUMN but it's not that big a dealIDK what either version of Gold Shitty does. I think he's mostly just using shit that came out recently for his teams because>le content creator showcase da nu units.i checked his YT and for libra he used cafe and vamp rice who were also both brand new for that CM.
>>552723991
>>552723830And she wants (you)!
>>552723976She’s more beautiful than every star in the universe
>>552723623yeah
>>552723991Horse tails are tiny and very hairy but I like the art of Umas wrapping their tail around Trainer's leg casual like there's a bit of prehensile action there.
>>552723084You've been posting this every thread. Fuck off
>>552724098DOBER FUCKS DOGS
>>552724098The only kind of male she's comfortable with.
Asking Ryan for Dover’s hand in marriage
Mambros!!retail price is 4400 yen but this was literally the only one for sale I could find
>>552723976she's a shoujo manga nerd so she knows what that means
>>552724115
>>552723413no
>>552724174just filter the image anon
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>552722761>all those extra racesIs that the idea behind having high race bonus? You just run races whenever you don't have good rainbows/unity trainings?
>>552724098Yup. I'm past the point of no return. The internet has caused irreparable damage.
>>552724115What a seductress
>>552724298Don't do it.
You just know Dover’s pussy has that GRIP
which mejiro is the better parent for guaranteed unique inheritance, dober or ryan
I can't keep up with the fan quota and mmy ERPing wth Danchou on Discord obligation...
>>552722645But I'm none of these things
You guys wouldn't marry your Trainee and accidentally impregnate her before she finishes her Career, right?
Suzuka is my personal cum dumpster
>>552722645What if I fit the first 3 but I'm a balding ojisan?
>>552724480biko has the worst haircut alongside ryan
toreina-san, you must continue the mejiro bloodline
>>552724563...But you have to reproduce with Ryan first.
>>552724531Yeah, but Biko is clearly a tomboy kid. Ryan talks about romance and her default pose is a sexy one, gross.
>>552724483Of course not. Impregnating her would be on purpose.
>>552724413Unless you're just bombing every career with a E or F rank horse in year 1, you are at least 3 of those things
>>552724483Maybe?
>>552724563yada
soooo...what is Oonige Target Speed in early-race?
>>552724483i did this on erauma and it autofailed me
>>552724563I will but only when THAT Mejiro releases.
>>552724531what? biko's hair is fluffy and cuteryan's is just fugly
>>552721902Based?
The Mejiros seem like a family that would share lovers
>>552724726Whats the difference between erouma and just using an RP LLM?
>>552724772The Mejiro files...
>>552724563
>>552724563I will take Ramonu and Palmer.
>>552724563no way fag
>>552724830>picks the only 2 ugly Mejiros
>>552722006If you're not able to replicate the uma's training regimen yourself (scaled down to human standards) you're not really a torena. Trainers in our world are all gymrats and kinesiology experts. If you're not in shape, you can't self insert into this game. Start running, anon. even if you can't even come close to an uma's time, you should be able to run for 3200m (2 miles). I'm sure in middle/highschool you had to run miles in gym class. If 10 year old you was expected to do it, grown-ass-adult you should be able to do it.
>>552724563I will continue it with Golshi
use Sunny Runners title to boost your orange horses performance in Finals
>>552724950I'll try to come close to an uma alright, thanks for the tip
FACT women self-insert as McQueen and want to get plapped by Torena-san
>>552724950That’s not true at all. The vast majority of coaches couldn’t even dream of competing against their players. A lot of football and baseball coaches are just fat old guys.
i dont have dober what do i do for my other parent thats not ryan
>>552724798erauma is unironically just uma gameplay but with porn
fucking dober, do this every run, you stupid BITCH
>>552723375>He is hesitating?>release the sloptuber video
I missed the Kitasan rerun, is it worth rerolling and starting this game again?
>>552724563I'm trying to
>>552725058I self insert as Dober and want a man to see through my mask and make me his little fuck toy…
>>552724563so true!
>>552724950i've seen a lot of personal trainers and coaches that are fat as fuck
>>552725138win your races, bitch
>Destroyed the first rounds>Now I can barely get a winScrew this game.
Kitasan's cleavage window is unbelievably erotic, I bust every time I click on speed training
Ryan is a bombshell and it’s time to stop pretending otherwise. Her face and body are both 10/10.
>>552724563B-But I'm already married to my trainee!
Oguri isn't a hag uma right? I'm not one of those weird adult women fetishists? She still looks 16, or 17 at most, right...?
>>552725239she needs to wear a WIG or i will not be plapping her
>>552724990>ARC SYSTEM WORKSUmamusume fighting game?
>not mentioning her hairnicr try
>>552725258oguri is in no way a hag
>>552724950That's cool and all but surveys have shown that umas love fat balding ojiisans the most though.
>>552725258>adult women fetishists?
>>552725193NTA, I think that could only fly if you're teaching at an actual middle-school, or maybe just because schools have shitty standards in general, but for professional athletics like this or Tracen (sports-oriented academy), they shouldn't be fat at all.
>>552725195She can sense that you’re a bad man. She only wins races for good male trainers who go star gazing with her and tell her she’s the strongest uma.
>>552725239She's sexo but needs to drop the granny clothes and fix her hair
Which trainee would give the best pussyjob?
>>552725232True
x-mas oguri is bad for saggy cup anyways
>>552725254evil umaevil filesize
>>552725193>>552725405sorry my dumbass didn't realize you did say "personal coaches", yeah that is another exception that works too. if it's just for letting some other fat fucks slim down a little bit, who cares how fit you are, really. it's different when you actually try to achieve something outside of casual self-improvement.
>>552725286apparently Party Dash was developed by them
>>552725254Is it hard for umas to comb dried cum out of their tails? Asking for a trainer friend.
>>552725337Thanks, I think her casual clothes make her look older and it messes with me a bit>>552725392Some people are actually attracted to women over 18 and I don't just mean 19 or 20 they even like 30 year olds or older.
>>552724563Sorry, already committed to the Satono bloodline
>>552725471Tamachan
>>552725232>when the rainbow hits
When is the soonest we're getting another sunlight stone? Will there be support card selector too?
>>552725224I dominated both rounds, will get destroyed in finals
>>552725562oguri feels like an unexperienced teenage girl you basically teach and lead her around throughout her careerher casual clothes do have a middle aged woman feel doe but that could be attributed to her being from the countryside
I just know I'm not getting that long S
>>552721902Nobody in UmaJP is Japanese they're all larping whites or browns
>>552724298she's looking at me like she desires to perform some sort of action...
>>552725661imagine the micromanko grip
This place is fine right now but another general I'm in is getting spammed by faggot indos. Why does this spam happen on /vg/ I don't really see anything like it on /v/. Not nearly as often as on /vg/ anyway
>>5527257321 year anniversary for bothyou can check the timeline at the OP to know more
>>552725472I've lost gallons to her, I am rock hard the entire duration of my ace runs
>4 wins>3 wins>1 win (last one)>0 winsAnd watch, finals will be an easy firstHilarious that they pretend there isn't skill/engagement based matchmaking
>>552725258Uma Oguri is at the same year as Rudolf CB etc, she's a hag. Probably already legal (18).
>>552725254>666 KB
>>552725772>witlet
>>552725819>implying this general isn't infested with faggot indogs already
>>552722208cute villian and fat fuck
Which one? Umalator favors the left by 1 length but thats with NSM and Pump assumptions
>>552725959Left probably
>>552725819uma would be dead without indonesia botting
>>552725959umalator is never wrong
>>552725847
>>552725819this entire website (and the internet as a whole honestly) is inundated in brown people, it doesn't matter which board you go to there will be mentally ill thirdies shitting it up
>>552726014>dealing with seamonkeys in granblue>dealing with seamonkeys in priconne>now dealing with seamonkeys in umaCan't they just banana off to some hoyoslop already?
forever my kingu
Sag gonna be lucky pace + goldshit again?Does spurt even work here?
i want my tiny malnourished poorfag wife in global nyow
>>552726159Literally the same as CM6, but last leg and final corner are closer together.Most casuals can just use their CM6 aces, so yes, Golshi Spurt slop CM again,.
>>552725923My 500 wit ace won me Libra. I do not need a wit card for long CMs.
Can you post more Grass Wonder/Agnes Tachyon being Posessive or Dominant?
>>552725889They are not competent enough for that
>>552726159>>552726205tamama cross slop CM
>Holding Dober’s hand and walking back to your room at the onsen >Giving her a small good night kiss that lasts longer than it normally does >Slowly exploring the curves of her back and hips to make sure she grants permission >With no resistance from her you decide to push your luck and kiss her neck >She whines and the look in her eyes grants you permission to go further >She's wearing nothing but a bath robe so with one quick pull of the knot on the front a nude and flustered Dober is standing before you >Before she can lose her courage you go for the kill and pull her onto you and suck her nipple which draws the sexiest noise you’ve ever heard out of her>she grips your shoulders tightly as you suck her bosom and gently asks if you’d please rub her ear while you’re sucking her breasts >You oblige without a second thought. Dober’s scent, body, aura, and noises have completely poisoned your mind and there’s no going back now >Tonight’s training will be teaching Dober why men and women belong together…
Which slop tuber came up with redshift being good on OG maru on scorpio?I only trust those one.>>552726159So it's either lazy CM6 aces or build new one with one less gold heal?
shan't be shagging the blast haired donkey
>>552726309*KINO
>>552726245I only have needy Tachy
>>552726089
>>552726259Bro it's 202X there are open source SBMM libraries and shit built into every modern engine that do the work for you. Also why do you think it takes 24 hours to match you for the final round? What exactly are they doing in that time?
>>552726245
I love brushing my wife Daiwa Scarlet's long beautiful hair every morning.
>>552726342>redshift being good on OG maruuh bro, that's her skill, its not like she can not take it loland no sloptuber came up with it. anyone with an understanding of late spurt=corner knows red shift is goodanyone brownoid pretending they invented that is just farming engagement
>>552726372She’s kind of cute but her voice is atrocious
Marry your trainee
>>552726314Dober, stop writing weird shit on the internet
>>552726431You are drunk. Go to sleep.
>>552726245>>552726415>>552726517Grass strives to be a good natured wife and would NEVER do this
>>552726517Grass ain’t hot enough for all that.
>>552726546retard
>>552726440
>>552726546STUPID BITCH
>>552726579Don't lie, you'd nut in the first uma to straddle you. Even Bakushin.
We need more umas built like Donna and Bourbon. Thicc, big tits, big ass, killer thighs
ran out of borrows but at least got my cope parent to spam ogurin runs tomorrow
I've been a good anon. I haven't posted porn, baitposted, or called anyone mean names. I hope I get Xmas Oguri tomorrow, please Umasanta.
7 and I do a fuku run
This is your future.
>>552726579yes she is
>>552726546get your COCK and BALLS out of my face
>>5527267070 and Shiraoki is a fraud and you low roll
>>552726654What do you mean by “even Bakushin”? Bakushin is smoking hot.
>>552726707UUUYAHAAAAA
>>552726695>using the s wordthat's itno holidays oguri for you
>>552726579shes got a very nice butt
>>552726682Hey you got the same idea as me, but I just put her out to borrow
>>552726576do you think that since Grass strives to be a yamato nadeshiko, she has a nice nature on her nether regions?
>>552726707Blessed by Shiroaki
>>552726707ah shit there’s my sign, hoguri parent farm time
>>552726707today is your lucky day
>>552726436her retardspeak is not THAT bad
>>552726440Of course
>>552726723>>552726782Her cousin Fine Motion is hotter and has a more fun personality
Is XOguri f2p friendly?She seems, at the very least, easier to train than any front runner
>>552726195you can have me instead anon. . .
>>552726849>Festival OguriFixed.
I woke up and now waiting for Oguri Clap. I can't count hours so I will just stare at the screen until she appears.
>>552726857Smells like fish
>>552726758imagine the smell
>>55272690915h from now
>>552726909I have 30k carats on reserve right now for valentines bourbon. It’s gonna be a long 6 weeks
>>552726857nyo... you're not...
>>552726849>XOguriAMOguri
>>552726917Sorry, it's my untidy vaginaIt's too much work to clean it up so it just reeksMaybe that's why cats like me so much
>>552727005An ojisan typed this
>>552727005a grown ass man typed this btw
>>552726849You need 5* Oguri to win. I don't make the rules.
>>552723712Run as Pace, it goes way smoother
>>552726857Seiun love!
>>552726917Sorry I was cooking salmon
>>552727005curren typed this
>>552726909>>552726967anyone know if we're getting free pulls for christmas or are the only free pulls going to be on the 27th with new beginnings
>>552726967Wasn't it 8?
>>552726857>there are allegedly heterosexual males who would turn this downishygddt
>>552727081can't she just afford an umbrella, yikes
>>55272712650 free pulls tamamo50 free pulls fuku support
>>552727128that's daily reset
>>552727005falco typed this lol <3
>>552723535rumic teio
>>552725392It's from /a/
>>552727128No. Event/Gacha updates aren't at the same time as the daily reset
german tits and pits
>>552727203Yes, I'd like to have Oguri on reset.
https://youtu.be/yxDsvYw_K-s?si=5HpwZ5See-VD8Fxh remember to wei every day
Spurting with boys
>>552726857How much for a night? Nah actually how about a week?
>>552726707FUKU WASSHOI
>30k stash ready>9* sta 9* pwr 12* URA legacy readywho else is ready for Christmas?
>>552727289
>>552727282Thats illegal.
>>552727335I need an adult?
merry christmas everyone!
Does Fine Motion have the ass too?
>come into thread>skim it>remember it's SEA hours
>>552727495shut up you stupid bitch
>>552727474Please?
I can't believe they retcon Fine Mo lore bwos...
>christmasn't oguri is the STRONGEST uma ever guise!>she's barely A tier in jp nowadays>meanwhile bourbon is still at the top effortlessly*lmaos silently*
>>552727521the thread is not THAT bad
>>552727553hey FUCK YOU buddy DO NOT talk to haru that way
>>552727329>Wanting a week instead of marriage?
>>552727597I’m not your buddy, guy
>>552727575They retconned Merry Christmas into Happy Holidays, of course cycucks would retcon any mention of royalty in an Irish horse despite them existing for a thousand years.
>>552727521You are making shit up just to have an excuse to go to bed, you missed the last 3 thread full of porn
>>552727593shh let them overhype her and brick themselves bwo
>>552727495Merry Christmas!
>three of my matches have the same team of S ranked runaway suzu , maruzensky and fron taikiits over for me
>>552726342VF, she's part of the bermuda triangle kino
>>552727593>he didn't roll for the Dober
>>552727662>>552727595The second reply is porn and it only gets worse as you scroll
Irish people are so cucked they cry about an anime horse girl being their fantasy princess
>>552727479She's just a middle schooler anon
>>552727712that brownoid didn't come up with the idea that>an accel unique activates on a corner is good on a corner late spurt track
>>552727728I don't roll for whorses
>>552727627How much for marriage then?
enough with the lewd posting, sex with an uma is too dangerous. Their insane strength will crush you when leglocking you during an orgasm, and no, going from behind won't work either because you'll get kicked. All fathers in the umaverse are sperm doners.
>mods deleted the censored McQueen porn but left up the foot job with a big fat cock in it Hmmm
>>552727728Fuck off Erzzy
I would literally accept and train any uma, even the most brickfaced ones, if they would forcibly mount me and extract my seed.
>>552727571nyo
>>552727752Yes that is what I meant by "full of porn", this one is very tame compared
cant fap to uma porn since most of it is off model and ooc or ai
>>552727060>>552726857I think you're just good at making excuses.
>>552727521just post your wife and ignore shitposters anon, I believe in (You)... you have the power to make this thread better!
MINA!!!! IKUYO!!!!*Becomes the true pull for connoisseurs over Kwanzaa Fatty and Big Head*
>>552727864Because it's based, and censored porn is gay and cringe
Bourbon is hot as fuck but I also have an irl crush on her seiyuu…
>>552727961her head is not that big
>>552728053her seiyuu kind of has a manface... i like her as kita though
>>552727495Merry christmas! Still feeling it from NY celebrations even now
>>552727864I actually want jannies to delete AI slop in non-AI threads, thank you
>>552727961IKUYO!!! MINA!!*Gives you Energy -10, Mood +1, Guts +10 instead of Head-On*
>>552727593What exactly makes Bourbon top tier?I have her, how do I build her?
>>552727846*rapes y-*gets raped by you*
>>552727961Her raw stats are incredible, but that agemasen on Head-On fucking sucks dick, but it is the best source to get it until WIT McFatty and that is 2 years ahead
>>552727846bold of you to assume I don't actually want to die right after having the greatest umapyoi of my life, anon. that makes it better
>>552726857I don't explicitly like or dislike Seiun, but she does have the short white-grey hair i'm a sucker for. If she can be just a little more assertive I might be onboard. Though if I had to pick a short white hair uma i'd lean towards Curren.
>>552727791Your company every day and three more copies of kitsan black onegai
>>552728157One day we will achieve mutual raped status with the opposite sex...
>>552727846just put them in frogtie or something
Super Creek makes me want to play, but i know it'll just make me sad that I won't ever be able to have a Super Creek gf to baby me. Fuck my life
Want Digital to tie me to the bed and milk me with a flesh light molded from her waifu’s pussy
>>552728248Twilight really was just genderswapped romcom anime for women
>>552728148OG Bourbon is pretty badValentine's Bourbon has fr savyy, concentration and groundwork, and she is capable of running on pretty much all distances
>>552727846>crush you when leglocking you during an orgasmSounds good to me
>>552728382I'm gonna make vbourbon run in the og suit
>>552728275>he things mere rope will contain a hormonal teenage superhuman
>>552727846Falco is like one of 3 umas that won’t put out for her trainer
>>552728382b-but no taking the lead!!!!
>>552728313he's probably oka-->farts and shits a pilenah, he's transferred
>>552725819What general so I can stay away from
>V.Bourbon looks like shit>no OG Bourbon to swap clothes withit's over
>>552728418What is the deal with Bourbon’s dad making her the sluttiest G1 outfit her could?
What did she mean by this
>>552727846Not particularly an issue for me
>>552725819You can just say you're a /bag/ refugee
>>552728537low on energy and needs the +30 food event
>>552727846Tamamo would NEVER
>>552728537She's French
>>552728518Does the swap clothes only change the visual for the owner?
>>552728537she owes me sex
>>552728605Tama's umanko will just rip your dick off before any leglocking
>>552728519he's a daughtercon or whatever, or maybe he wants to fuck space shuttles (literal ones) and the autism rubbed on her. 3rd possibility, I could believe Bourbon accidentally adding the sexy touches to the outfit all on her own without dad's input after stumbling upon fashion mags and being told that she needs to learn from it by a friend.
>>552728537Risky day, might get slow metabolism afterwards.
>>552728540
>>552728675Yes please
>>552728675im okay with this
>>552728579Many uma enjoyers are also blue archive cunnyseurs.
>>552728087picrel>>552728140She would never, how dare you.>>552728214It does, but some people use Sweepy to try for Spurt agemasen, at least this Mayonnaise has friendship gauge compared to that and her stamina card, that's still worth some risk.
yes i will let belno destroy my pelvis as she bounces her FAT honkers on my face
Which uma should I cum for right now
>>552728817
>>552728817May I suggest dream journey
>>552728798We know Kitahara
fucking shitty potential uma. i don't even remember the last time i failed a debut race until this fucking loser kept racking up a record
>>552728853Always a great choice
>>552728791please delete this, I have contacted the moderators of this site and I will ensure that you will be eradicated if you don't remove this image
>my edit reached normie uma xitter oh no
>>552728579>>552728493where winds meet
>bourbon valentines is still low B tier>meanwhile Christmas oguri is highest A tier
>>552728945b-but muh phantom triple crown
>>552729041Dober bros…
>still seething about Tachyongo away Pokke
>>552729041>dants B tierno...
>>552728992There are twitterfags posting /here/ RIGHT NOW, waiting to steal all the OC and repost on Xitter
>>552728945trainer issue
>>552725819You really underestimate how much free time the average poorfag has.
>>552729041this old piece of shit is the strongest right now kek
>>552729041>Dober BFrontkeks still butthurt 3 years later?
>>552729041>>552729086this isnt the inherit tier list...
>>552729250post website
>tired of getting robbed by crazy Suzukas>bring my own just to torpedo theirs>it works a little too wellI HATE THIS
>>552729286website
>>552729250what site??
Give it to me straight. How bad is Fine Motion?
>>552729294new reaction image just dropped
>>552729294does this count as NTR
>>552729294>censoring toreina nameare people this shy?
>>552728945134 wit'll do that sometimes. speed stam and power get a boost in career but guts and wits don't. It's important to focus them early to 200 then mostly ignore them the rest of the career as guts gets leveled off stam and riko and wits you take occasionally when stalling out shit turns.
>>552729180go back
>>552729353>Speed Star (mid, free skill)>Gold Straight Descent (situational)She's better than a lot but in a Taiki Head-On world she's just average. And troonbait.
>>552728992>>552729136I like how when I open twitter I got random stuff like this.
>>552729384His name had nothing to do with his post so he properly removed it
where was the jp tier list for the umas inheritance?
>>552729032What would sex with Duramente be like?
>>552729467Bro went on a short walk
>>552729379/uma/ in a nutshell, ugly hate
>>552729458My wife isn’t troonbait
>>552729549Sex
>>552729605NOTHING because she SUCKS at SEX
Grim(there was 6th frontnigger too)
>>552729605She walks in with a 10" strapon and tells toreina-san to bend over, she's practicing for Sweep Tosho and Mrs. Kitasan.
>>552729637Ryan love.
please don't put me in OG Maru room Finalsthat horse is way too strong
>>552729668>
Kita and Duramente aggressively raping you over and over to prove that you enjoy sex with one of them more than the other
>>552728991okay, but only because you said please and pass the check.
>>552723913deck?
>>552729734Okay, I won't. Thank you for pointing out this problem. I hope you continue to enjoy our game without fear. - John "Umamusume" Cygames
>>552729662Sorry to disappoint anon, but if the modern western audience's reaction to Dober is any indication, all fanart of her when she relases is gonna make her primary colors pink blue and white.
Suzuka niggers being twice in the S rank is so stupid, cyjews can't balance a game
>>552729810show the website
>>552729731>not a T headntr... noooooo ToT
>>552729810POST SITE TOREINIGGA
>taking the word of one autistic site as gospelAnd this is why you guys suck at this game
When do we get this Uma? She looks awesome and is kinda sexo
>>552729669Kekasan BLACKED wrote this
>double circle on all but mediumITS SO FUCKING OVER
Nishino deflowered
>>5527299043Y anni
>>552729805What has been the reaction to Dober?
>>552729904In 2029.
>>5527299043 more years at least
>>552729862bwo...
>>552729971they have matching hair
>>552729847>>552729864NTA but here you go https://kamigame.jp/umamusume/page/146166686402230480.html
>>552729947tl;dr the modern western audience has championed her as some sort of feminist icon and celebrating her as some sort of "dont need no man" character instead of the tsundere-for-you she is
>>552730006I hate the westI’m from the west
>>552730005GOLDSHIT
>>552729847>>552729864probably gamewith
>>552729940>>552729948>>552729951Well. I guess I don't need to save right now...
>>552730006Don't let them know Dober is one of the first to constantly be paired with multiple stallions in art
>>552730006So none of them play the game, got it
>>552729810How is Summer Flash good at all?
>>552730006xitter niggers that don't play the game don't count
>>552730128Sex
>>552730006Proof or fanfiction in your head
Got total of 2 wins today. 9th favorite in 17 of races. Sometimes matchmaking is funny. At least I got A finals yesterday.
>>552729776your deck for parent runs depend of what you're looking for, I was farming blue skills, also the always good parent card Yaeno power + KSB to win ura
>>552729180Dober is the type to not let go if you hug her even if you get a boner
>>552730097That's yuri though. How is this related at all?
>>552730157Game is rigging runs, sadly, today.>bad mood, late start, rushedTwice is single 5 races run.
>>552730206especially if you get a boner*
>>552730062creek bros....
>>552730250SIXSEVENNNNNNNNNN
>>552730006>the modern western audience (some roleplayer twitter account that hasnt actually read the game)Pretty sure nobody believes the whole "hates men" thing, if you see that a lot its probably more to do with the twitter algorithm for your specific account.
>>552730006I swear you people go out of your way to find some random nobody with like 2 followers with a bad take and declare that represents the entire western hemisphere
>>552730146nta but the deleted post said something about dober hating men and it got 8k likeshttps://x.com/h0lios/status/2005283003866750992/quotes
>>552730172naruhodo, thank you fellow guinea pig
>>552730250just get 2 more levels to unfuck your account
>>552730250
you fuckers
>>552729369my default basic tsunwife Scarleto..
>>552730146
>>552730339>the loudest "dober hates men!" fag deleted their accountlmao
>>552730282I don't do this
>>552730250thanks for reminding me anon
>>552730361Rudolf would say this since she’s a boomer who desperately wants to be seen as cool by the kids
>>552730241I got 5 bad moods in a row in one of the batches. Good for me I learned arithmetics in school and uni dont take this shit seriously, but Im sure someone would get mad.
>>552730451you do this tho
post something cute
>>552730268ninja creek is S tier in longs desukedo
>>552728540>>552728694Cripple love!
>>552730494
>>552730405Dober could melt even the iciest heart
>>552730440this guy isn't making it past 30 before he ropes. guaranteed
the hispanic uma community is honestly better than the normie western fanbase
orfraud
>>552730338it's everyday anon. even I am posting one guy's takes right now. but it is to spread awareness that people should stop giving merit to one guy's thoughts or put it on a pedestal.
I've never played this game. Ask me anything about it and I'll give you the (in)correct answers about everything.
>>552729136They should repost this without context
>>552730585Some of their original memes are very funny but I hate their watermark spam.
I pulled this umalet today. She looks pretty good, other than the lack of stamina bonus. Why does she have a reputation as a CM jobber?
>forgot to actually run CM todaydew I? i don't really feel like it i already qualified for A finals
>>552730440Tosen Jordan would say this
>>552730641(me)Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
>>552730641Do I inherit u=ma2 or Pure Heart for Scorpio xoguri?Do I inherit SFV or A&S?
>>552730491>>552730451>>552730282Get you an uma that can do both
>>552730706Pure Heart and F.Grass Heal is the only unique stams worth inheriting.
guys I can straight up buy a thoroughbred for $1000 in my area
>>552730685free Carats are free Carats anon. it sucks to lose but better than lose out
Marvelous
>>552729971He was a good horse...
>>552729637How is Ryan even considered ugly when El Condor Pasa exists in the same game?????
>>552730706Inherit the Pure Heart despite the high cost.And inherit A&S because it's pronounced "anus"
>>552730676forced Mood Down/Debuff career
>>552730773pedigree?
>>552730703Women can’t read
So after this card tomorrow and the silence suzuka speed card shortly after, f2p support cards are essentially "finished" right?Nothing else really noteworthy forever, correct?
But is Rice a good girl?
Can someone tell me what blue sparks i should be aiming for the next CM? Stam?
>>552730773Don't do it unless you're able to pay for the feed and stable fees. Also, ask for 3 generation pedigrees
>>552730773unless you plan on eating the horse, it'll cost like $10k minimum per year to own
>>552730807Out of all the umas you’re really calling El ugly?
>>552730878I'd inherit power sparks and use stam cards because of guts threshold
>>552728992>>552729467kek
D O T O
>>552730676she was S tier in several cms because she had the POTENTIAL to destroy goldshit and everyone else
>>552730807Certified faggot right here
>>552730898she prettylove her big blue eyes and humongous tits
>>552730878depends on what uma you're training and what cards are you usingstam/power are always the best
>>552730898What I will say is that the mask DEFINITELY stays on.
>>552730773What are you going to do to the mare?
If you could refund your SMaru pulls no questions asked would you?
>>552730773Don't they have bad temper?
>>552730773Check the hooves for infection and improper upkeep, see reviews from middlele aged white women for the conditions of the stables assuming it isn't a family owned horse, and just assume it's temperament is horrendous. Selling horses is typically the first thing done to for ranchers downsizing and you need to ensure that they at least treated it relatively decently before deciding to give it up.
>>552730807Homosexual detected
I miss URA's exclamation mark hints and obtaining consistent skills from support cards bros...
>>552730789WTF
>>552730974No? She won me a CM and I still really like her comfy career, and she has the hottest swimsuit in the entire game that NEVER gets topped in raw coomer value
>>552730807shes the most normal looking uma what
>>552730950This. She’s gorgeous
metacucks on suicide watch
>>552730773>femaleI know what you are
>>552730128small boobs = less wind resistance
>>552730773>Gender: FemaleOkay here we go again with the mare posting
NEW DATA HOLY CYGENEROUS
>>552731107But less overall stamina without swinging maestros
AIEEEE 8.73MB OF OGURI NERF
>the first 10 turns before pre debut are ALL single-uma-on-one-training space>no especially amazing event happenedReal talk, if you didn't use your 3 borrows, would (You) just abandon and try again?
>>552730773A mare is fine too...
>>552730974shes my first 9* stamina so probably no
>kicked out of a run to download a 3mb virusNOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKS MY LUCK WILL RUN OUT
>New data available
>>552731153you abandon at the first inspiration if its bad
>>552730974I got her in a 10 roll and supported 2 platinum wins so no
>>552731053>never gets topped in coomer valueSummer Eishin Flash exists
>>552730773I dont trust any ya dudes with a mare after happymeek
>>552731217Not after they nerfed her tits
>>552731153>didn't lose unity 1>didn't fail a training at 3% fail rate>didn't fail a race>thinking about quittingbotniggers are so whiny holy shit
>>552731217I love Flash but that one is a travesty for nerfing her tits so badly. Maru's is still the best one.
>>552731082let's see your winners anon
Not bad for a solo Taiki cm. All what's left is win at casino called the finals.
>>552731217>breast reductionIt's a very pretty swimsuit but raw coomer value? Hell no
>>552731153i'd be tempted but probably not, i've gotten a lot of 3 sparks on runs that i just don't care for, which is awful because i have to power through it by suffering
>1 hour until semen retention checkStatus?
>>552730857She smells like girl feet
>>552731401what's the retention line? 566k? seems like it finally settled
Air Groove
>>552731293when all you have left to do is make CM aces or overloaded TT umas, medicore runs don't provide you with anything(Unless there is an event happening)idk why you even mentioned bots since your logic would be the exact opposite for a botter, they wouldn't care about churning out 1000 mediocre runs
>>552730773She doesn't look like a mutt though the image is kinda small but there's no way she's only 4 years old, she's at least 30
EISHIN ISN'T EVEN THAT BIG SHE JUST CHEATS WITH HER OUTFITWAKE UP UMASHEEP
>>552731328wdym solo you play CM with 3 umas
>>552731401missed it by 3k for the first time in weeks
>taiki shittle run>fails every sub 7% training>literally even fails 1% and 2%>already lost count after the 7th failThis game is shit and doesn't deserve best mobile award.
>>552731401RETAINED
>>552731481>he doesn't run his ace alongside 2 G+ umas to be fair
>>552731401622k
>>552731438Yeah, I thought it would be 600k by now.
>>552731478Jealousy is unbecoming Special Chud
>U.M.A new world (order)THEY AREN'T EVEN HIDING IT ANYMOREWAKE UP UMASHEEP
>>552731490you should have prayed for better luck
IM LOSING IN CM BUT IM HAVING... LE FUN???
>>552731572I wanna make a new world order in Spe-chan's fat umanko
>>552731452Bro...what about fans for danchou?
>>552731401chilling until mant
Fuji's wet boobs
>>552731606Shiraoki isn't real
>>552731328she got me to A rank finals so im happy
>>552731716GOOGLE-SAMA... MASAKA...
Mmmmm fuck your S ranks
>>552731676pale in comparison to Taiki's watermelons.
>>552731619medium cms are like that
>>552731831what is that jobber Shion doing there
>its another "ooniger wins by 4 lengths" episode because it has no downside or counterplay
umamusume name / body part / sex act
>>552731895Taking a cheese eating surrenderfag's place on the council
Can Chadsuragi BAced stop the orange niiga runner
>>552731808>medium CM>funGoldship had counterplay yet long got doomposted way harder, funny
i want katsuragi ace to sit on my face
>>552731924counterplay is bringing another to force MADalso maru with sfv
would suzuka be cuter if she had her giant eclair streak like the real horse instead of being pure orange
>>552731932Gold ShipPenisBiting
I HAVE PUMP SLICK SURGE AND DOBER ULTI STILL LOSE SO MANY CAREER RACESGOD I HATE LATE SURGER CAREERS SO MUCH
>>552732013medium is super variedyou can go for raw stam or recoverythere's a lot of debuffs like dominator and stam checkinglong is boring because it's just a statline check
any anons get tired of career BGMs and start muting them often to put on some other game's music on another tab? what'd (You) listen to, then?also yes, any song recs or talk streams are welcome really if you have listened to it while Career-running. not that I'd likely follow since I also have a big playlist of my own
>>552732102Nyo, flat soulless gingers are the way to go.
The should have release Twin Turbo early.Unlucky fags with no Suzuka have no couterplay.
>>552732102gotta give her your own eclair streak toreina
>>552732096glasses lewdolf blowjob
>>552732013yeah but suzuka is cuter than goldshit
>>552732013relax little piggy
>>552732168>you can go for raw stam or recoveryloses to suzuka>there's a lot of debuffs like dominator and stam checkingLoses to suzuka>long is boring because it's just a statline checkHow odd you seem to like debuffs when they had WAY better results in long CMs where suzuka ignores them
>>552732154pump doesn't actually work most of the time because career race enemy umas have such low wit you get pushed out of the pump zonenot sure about dober's though
LOLI SUZUKA, DO NOT OPEN
*clap*Suzuka*clap*Is*clap*Free
I wasn't expecting to get A finals so now I have to figure out who I'm going to pair with my Christmas Oguri tomorrow.Does dominator work against oonige?
>>552731312
>>552732263>not sure about dober's thoughin position slightly more frequently but half the time you're rushed
>>552732282>Does dominator work against oonige?"Sort of"TLDR it will kneecap poorly or even so-so built ones but perfectly build ones will just ignore it
>>552732282Partially, yes.
>>552732276das a cow
I should have taken Angling instead of Pulse on Taiki
>>552732184on loophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no9GJ0R3od8
>>552732184Here's a good onehttps://youtu.be/q-Ii91uAGCk
>>552731716WRONG!
>>552727901Lewd
>>552732346that's every debuffdebuffs are essentially a small burden to the enemy's statline. You are going to lose to a well built enemy either way
Why is Rudolf so lewd
>>552732184any game like this where you're listening to the same track (or four) for hours on end gets a few playthroughs and is then permanently music-mutedI just have on my music or background youtube noise
>>552731676Fuji sex
>>552732282My Suzuka got hit by 3 dominators in one race today and she still won by 2+ lengths because she already had such a huge lead
>>552732363>Angling>When a single oonige Suzuka means you'll never be able to activate itAnon?
>>552732154Just learn ramp up (you always get it from Riko) and she'll start jobbing much less. Another good one is nimble navigator but youll need inspiration.
>metabolism down and triple speed rainbows the turn after
Vodka should've been Sirius Symboli, her carrier matches her looks and personality.
>>552732569>Just learn ramp up (you always get it from Riko)Um. Anon? You're kind of neglecting some info there...
>>552732346anon it's speed debuff, not staminayou can't ignore speed debuff by having "over speed" stat. you're still running slower
>>552732538you niggers say this but my maru with both sfv and angling has 45% wr and half of it is because she went 1st in suzulet rooms
nimble navigator is super good in career it almost always activates because of the board of umamusume
>>552732282Speaking about Christmas Oguri, anyone has a deck on how to build her?
i want to cum on her tummy
>>552732741I do
>>552732627always, 50% of the time>>552732538>what is a backup planyou only need two accels to proc, and head-on doesn't have a position restriction
>>5527327412 speed 1 riko 3 wit / 2 speed 4 wit
>>552732759I-I forgot the image...
>Riko top option bricksend career>riko doesnt show up before hopeful stakesend career>every pre debut training was single support cardend career>lose hopeful stakes or jr debutend career>first inspiration is just statsend careerI'm not kidding
>>552732538>oonigein a room without a competing front my taiki can pass her before the final corner like with any other front
>>552732714b-but you can't activate sfv when you're first
>>552732741Aren't there JP blogs/sites detailing exactly how to build her for every track?
>>552732892There isn't one anon
>>5527327413-4 wit, Riko, 1-2 speed Make sure you have power sparks
>>552732867I at least gamble up to the first inspiration to see if something insane happens
>>552732867You're deranged and insane.
>>552732943I'd be more annoyed if I see Turf S Med S while having 300 speed post inspo on Satsuki Sho
>>552732451Dominance assertion
>>552732875it's shrimple>suzuroomssfv, sometimes sfv into angling if the suzu lowrolled>suzuletroomsangling
>>552732867You're attractive and intelligent
>>552731478She's just like me with my dick. frfr.
>>552732824She doesn't need stamina?
my newfag team made it to A finals!
>>552733054she has three recoveries, four counting her unique. pretty sure you can get away with 500 or something dumb
>>552732892There is but most anons won't know about the wiki blogs
>>552732867This is why we need botsbots dont care, they'll see what happens in the end all the same
>>552733054wit decks are insane because you get so many balls and extra turns you just pop them on stam and also piggy sparks
>>552732919I heard rumours that they'd got it down to a science given how dominant she was>>552733054You have four recoveries, Riko gives you more than enough stamina
man loves his corners
>>552733016>THREE HUNDRED (300) speed>by SATSUKI SHOAre you using one singular speed card on a goldship career?
>>552733054>3 recoveries required to trigger her special which restores stamina as wellWhat do you think
>>552733161>>552733105>>552733132You realize stam recoveries heal a PERCENTAGE of what your stamina is?If you're rocking 600 stam in a medium race 4 recovs aren't going to save you, doubly so for a pace chaser
Why nobody talks about Mayano Top Gun speed card? Its going to be the best or second best speed card.
>>552733225Go away.
>>552733242majority of hp comes from course distance
>>552733225
>>552733273agemasen event and short lifespan but it is a good card to borrow
>>552733242>3 gold recoveries
>>552733347holy
>>552733273>paying SIXTY THOUSAND (mabye 90k if unlucky) CARROTS for a tiny upgrade over king haloHer gold skill is restless sooooooo
>>552733242Okay dude save the stamina gaslighting for when people are spamming CM8 guides.
>>552733242eh, I've seen some of the low stam shit that beat my aces. I'm extremely confident 600 + 3 white + unique lives just fine
>>552733370I wish f2p wit cards were as good as kingu/sweepI swear fine motion isn't even that good, it's more that all other wit cards are dogshit
>>552733242She survives Arima Kinen with like 600 stam + 400 guts + 3 whites.
>>552733136Sometimes turns are just so bad that you have no choice but to greed for a highroll, resulting in even lower statlines.
>Suzuka and Taiki who are year 1 Umas are S tier in japan to this dayHow is it fair?
>>552732462I should do it more often. I don't know why Uma's felt particularly mind-numbing to me and I start turning off that shit quicker than in some other games.>>552732373>>552732390cool stuff anons, memorials of the real umas and other tracks in-game but outside careers are nice. maybe I should look up the OST for some of the racing/Cup BGM since I skip those but enjoyed them...personally for now I just listen to other race-oriented game BGM like ( https://youtu.be/iBFBc8UoLV0?list=OLAK5uy_l41zwvjAbkoMwLi_uaA6JbBHd91_gZ5MM ). fits the vibe when they're both for racing.
>>552733347I love MTL
>>552733521bwo? your bobo?your (sr)dober? your daiwa and tach?
>Roll for xOguri on her banneror>Wait for all-rate up banner and spark her thereI want a ton of umas so the all-rate up should be better, but I don't want to wait one month...
>>552733594idk /uma/ is apparently okay with it just because "SMARU / OGURI FANS MOGGED KEEEK" or somethingThis general has always had a cult-level blind hatred towards anything popular in month 1
>>552733636holy
>>552733636wtf she can't say the f word that's bad
>>552733646Or you could pay 20 dollars to get her on the selector
>>552733646if everyone is rate up, then no one is rate up...
>>552733646All rate up is just 30k for a pity banner, perhaps you should just selector the one you want at anni.
>>552733594Is that good when tiers can go to S+ SS or SSS?
>>552733649launch umas are honest
>>552733639>dober>daiwa>tachEnjoy that rainbow training that gives you a whopping 19 wit and 0 noteworthy events to go with it>boboI assume you're uwuspeaking bourbon like a tranny and she is only for fronts and is only used for her powerful gold skll for them
>>552733704>>552733710but then I'd have to wait for the selector...>>552733705that's good because I want like 20 umas
>>552733718Shut the fuck up Rudolf
>>552733646I also want a lot of umas, but the last time I sparked an uma banner I got 2 dupes and 3 new ones in 200 rolls. I feel like the all uma banner will be dupe central. I'm rolling Tamtam since she's the one I really want. Xogurin will be selector for me or I get lucky on Tama
>>552733649>hates popular new releasesI just don't voice it because it's no longer really relevant and it's been a while, but I still don't forgive Cygames for making Digitan's career not for-(You) enough. I did end up reading the Umamusu Story afterwards and she's cute there, but still. they should've had more sweet moments in the career itself.
>>552733347KEK
>>552733649golshi who isn't even that good gets shat on everyday hereinb4 /uma/ does the same to tamamo in 4 months during longslop because shes an upgraded golshi
>>552733793What anon meant is all rate up is basically "no rate up but with pity"
>>552733594>Literally had foresight in which Year 1 Umas were still relevant in present day>Global launches>"EVERYONE ROLL FOR OGURI WITH YOUR SELECTOR TICKET, SHE'S THE BEST ONE TO USE IT ON"Oshi rollers that used it on Taiki and Suzuka deserve it
>>552733734An uma you have NEVER EVER been able to roll for is not honest. Mejiro dober, christmas oguri WHO DOESNT EVEN EXIST YET and armored matikanefukukitaru are all more honest than suzuka or taikiAND YES I KNOW ANYTIME SOMEONE SAYS THAT PEOPLE PILE ON THE (You)s going HURRF DUURF THE SELECTOR which even if you took that ASININE argument seriously that would still mean you only have one of the two (anyone who replies with a post like that should never be taken seriously anyway)
>>552733347>>552733636KWAB
>>552733649Launch umas are sovlful and honest because they have no banner
>>552733886>foresight>oshiSo which is it?
Do end closer need let's pump for Sagittarius? spurt + NSM are enough, right?
>>552733886Taiki spooked me like 5 times
>>552733638i act like this
>>552733594More fair than Gold Ship unique, not a problem.
>it's brown hours yeah I'm leaving, good night
>>552733704>>552733710Up to what Umas does the selector go up to? I heard you can't use it for Valentine's Bobo
>>552733986eek ook la
>>552733886yeah I'm sure the dogpiles of taikis and suzukas in every CM match are total oshi rollers, both of who were literally never talked about until they leaped into the meta (Except for a few bits of taiki porn/soundposts)anyone who uses "oshi" as a serious argument should self-ban and post porn, on that note
>>552733886Oguri is still is a solid pick though. Suzuka got a miracle meta leg up.What would you palce in dirt?
what do we think about digiwife? She may be one of the cutest umawifes along with nice nature and matikanefukukitaru
Do I need SFV with Hanukkah Oguri? Her affinity with Taiki is godawful.
>>552733904You can also get them on the all spark
look at this fucking fatass, stuffed herself into a food coma. she's even drooling. yuck.
>>552733958the more accels you have, the better chances you have with NSM
Managed to make what seems like a pretty major upgrade on my grass wonder. less power but way more speed, better stam, simulator says 0.5 to 6.0 lengths left "never loses" to right.Now I need to revisit my rudolph and nice nature.
>>552733986Sometimes I wonder if I've ever seen a tachyon post that was good. I don't mean recently, I mean EVER, in the history of /uma/
>>552733904of course it's a bakushin poster
>>552733987Every uma up till Tamamo Cross.
>>552733958Only Golshi needs pump or even better, Dober's unique.
>>552734051I don't like how they look at me.
>>552733986>reddit tachyon
>>552733904If you didn't pick them with your ticket or get spooked by them, then it wasn't meant to beIt is more sovlful than rolling on a banner just for meta, sorry
>>552734127you sound buttmad
Inari one is such a shit-tier character, which is crazy because I'm normally googoo for shortstacksdo I really have to watch her in cingray s3?
>>552734040
>>552734031erotic
>>552734028Newfag, where were you when Suzuka was posted frequently enough to warrant some schizo haters
>>552734145>golshi>pumpshe is never gonna be in 6 or below with her ult
There is literally 0 reason for my goldship to win when every single uma in this lobby that isn't mine is built better, stats wise, skillset wise and medium+turf S, that's why mcfat and fatcap are lastShit, 6th goldship is quite literally a better version of my own, more stats and 3 more skills than mine(dober's unique, it's on and spurt)This does not make any sense at allWhat's the explanation here? Please?
>>552734145Does goldship needs both? What happened to that le 'goldship ult makes her move forward too much and she'll miss pump, even if she did proc pump she's already losing' argument?
>>552734231Secretariat should look like Digi but taller and with big boobs
>>552734191>I got Rice Shower alt in one and Dober in less than twenty from ticketsthey love me bros.... I need to prepare for intense umapyoi..
>>552734314golshi game
>>552734040My hentai otaku wife
>>552734231WTF she's related to the genetically perfect race horse despite being a complete freak?
counting the days until tama releases is miserablethey need to accelerate faster
>>552734314You got lucky, that's all.
>>552734253https://youtu.be/HMM5uwCOSkc?si=zZyitAFJgmnvF5hm
>>552734314Horse racing
*gives you 30 energy and PTO*
This "oshi" argument has always been so fucking annoying to me because what if you oshi'd rudolph or mcqueen? Can you people stop being RETARDED?Two random characters being blatant dev favorites is objectively shit, a couple people saying "W-WELL I TOTALLY LIKED THEM DAY 1" changes literally nothing, it's not even a relevant argument
>>552734314LUCK GAME JUST GET LUCKY
You must respect all others oshis! This is how we become true lovers of umamusume...
>>552734314You can make chance of winning better, but every race is still a gamble and luck is the most important stat.
>>552734495why is her tail doing the helicopter
>>552734346Digital was already called Secretriat but smaller when he was racing
the 2* stamina...stop it...maybe usable?
>>552734373You should check Digital’s race record and her appearance. She’s what cafe is to Sunday silence with secretariat
>>552734229Why did they make all the shortstacks besides Rob Roy ugly?
>>552734527I will not respect demon lovers
>>552734441I HATE CURREN
>>552734448Pitasan
>>552734550>DURR THIS PARENT I MADE WITH A SLEW OF GREAT WHITES AND 2* STAM IS SO BAD STOP ITTT :(((Eat a gun, holy FUCK /uma/ is annoying today I'm going to bed
uh oh someone's getting uppity
>>552734552It is honestly quite incredible how strong those bloodlines are, all these years later.>>552734572you will respect them!
hehe...
>>552734448Sex
>>552734448It's up to the oshifag to defend their oshi status. Depending on how convincing their argument is they may or may not be sovl.I love Jeanne Alter in FGO but she has the highest attack stat in the game and was meta for the first 3 years. For a long time it was an uphill battle to convince anyone that my love was genuine and not influenced by her gameplay viability.
Reminder these are all the Umas favored by the devs
marun's eggs are still good, right?
>>552734750> how strong those bloodlines are, all these years later.In case you don't know, japs had absolute dogshit bloodlines until they imported good studs, now theyre less dogshit.
If you ever use an uma that you had to spark then you are both soulless and a rapist. That uma did not want to be with you.
>has an innate skill that throws the meta into chaos the moment you give it to every umahehday 1
>>552734441Slop detector status? I really want to let it occupy disk space
>>552734875everyone loves Falco
>>552734875Falco won
>>552734927Comes with not having unique
>>552734878They turned to dust years ago
Good thing my oshi is for luck, and not because she is meta.
anyone got a countdown to the event?
>>552734875Round love
>>552735085yeah543210
Umado—ACK
>>552734878umamusume (the game) is horse afterlife.umamusume (the life form) are long lived and eternally youthful like elves.Her eggs are fine and she can have as many kids as the dream allows for.
digiwife being uncertain of you picking her (but she is your oshi, right?)
>>552734875Chrono love!
>>552734884I know you didn't make that chart but they forgot to add that Loves Only You and Curren Bouquetd'or are also daughters of Deep Impact. Kinda weird that Gran and Chrono are there but not them is all
>>552735165Demonic behavior
who is the jannu uma
>>552735165me bottom right
Vodka...
>>552735220oguri cappu
>>552733347KEK variation cried herself to death that night
>>552735216most of us would rather pretend LOY doesn't exist. bitch is the worst design in the game and in a game full of bland cookiecutter brown hair white stripe lookalikes, that's saying a lot.
>>552735220
>>552735196Cute wife
>>552735353Faggot
>>552735085https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/9075018/ogurin
>>552735353she Loves (You), even if you won't love her back
>>552734040I like watching her sing and dance in concert theater. her outfit design is good. I would cum on those armpits. otherwise my thoughts are still >>552733827
My top three umas are Matikanefukukitaru, Oguri Cap and Smart Falcon. Make of that what you will.
>>552735325>>552735409NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
>>552734892But I've won two CM finals with her already...
ogurikeks will literally never recover
>new random events with my gay daughterwifesweet
>>552733347holyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>552735524Too bad I 'm already committed to Rice Shower
>>552735597
>>552735414>>552735535She is cute and her story is pretty fun. Her events with the trainer alone let her open up a lot more to you specifically, but they're kinda rare.
>>552734878AHHHHH I WANT TO CUM INSIDE MARUZEN PAN PAN PAN THEN SPURT INSIDE HER AND
>>552735552torena san did you forget your eyesshe got the same stupid hairclip
>Spechan looks at you like thiswwyd?
i think digitan is a cunny
>>552735676>>552735676>>552735676
>>552734892I ticketed Makween then got her again with the random 3* then got her anime alt in 70 pulls on the banner, does that balance out?
>>552735609I guessed the reading iseki correctly!
>>552735535(me) I also like taking peeks at Digipantsu.. I love how the skirt is short enough that you can see it quite often on concerts. she knows what she's doing. fans want service and she's willing to give it out, 100%>>552735639yep, that's what I'm saying, I acknowledge her story is really sweet, it's just a shame and a bit ??? why they decided to play it super safe in the careers. I just know a few girls who gott attached to her; thinking she's just an otaku who's not fitting for TorenaXUma and that's why I'm mad mostly.
>>552735552Same face and same hair accessoir.
>>552735659hit the griddy
>>552735597I'm not Kitahara?Why would I want my wife to be fucked by another man.
>>552735773one more digipants pic off my folder for the road before archiving
>>552734040her race outfit is clownwear
Mejiro doomer
