Previous: >>552791690>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Oguri Cap (3* alt), Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
What's the joke here? Getting a retarded amount of (unsuable?) energy?
oops
MLB doko
14113261last minute CM test
later virgins, I'm plapping ogurin tonight
>>552804872skill points
>>552804872you're gambling on a full heal (200 to account for energy max increases)
MERRY WINTER, /uma/!!!
Phew, I'm safe
POWERLETWITLETOVERSTAMMEDITS OVER
>>552804872The joke is that she eats a lot
How long do I have to wait for that "spend 20 bucks for Xoguri" thing?Seeing all the people here rolling for her is kind of making me assume that was full of shit and no ones doing that.
>>552804902
https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2008300035637997946?s=20
>>5528050831-2 months
>>552804993why more than 250 stam with gold recovery skillshow many races?
I lost 70 rolls todayand this is your fault /uma/I hate every single one of you
Does 777 activate in a good spot for scorpio?
>>552805000I see...>>552804980>to account for energy max increasesSuppose that makes sense, but it's still wacky to read 200 there>>552805109Holy shit lmao
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????? MY WR IS ABYSMAL BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKER AND NOW SHE SHOWS UP?!????
Still got enough carats for Tamamo. Life is good
>>552805083End of January. New years Event.
WHERE IS SHE
>>552805095jk!!!
>>552804993Not enough wit
>>552805206clever girl...
>>552805169It activates 777m before the race ends
>>552804993bwo 777 does not work this cm...
>>552804915>Oguri gets a perfectly-timed ult>Gets run down by a Grass Wonder and Taiki anywayThis uma is supposed to be broken?
>all voice lines still stay christmas>all graphics still have christmas elements like christmas trees, stockings and other christmas bullshit>some characters still say merry>they just ctrl+f replaced christmas with holidayHOLY FUCKING WOKE
It's over.. King Halo and Kitasan didn't give me corner recovery
>>552805197Bouncing on your boys(me) dick
My Oguri hasn't won a single scrim yet. You all LIED to me
>>552805176Time to make a quick onigger
>>552805109>Netkeiba explicitly posting something umamusume relatedHoly shit they don't even do that for JP
>>552805294I think she's trying to tell me something
triple 7s works fine if you wanna do a last minute ace, the ult procs early but lasts far enough to reach the first half of the spurt acceleration, this is still better than gambling on OYL or NSM or any other
>>552804915>the gutsmaxxer won over an S rank taiki and xoguriI kneel
>>552805294I need her as my girlfriend in real life
>>552805176Can’t. I’m out of borrows and I don’t even have Reddit Sky
>>552804891Cute...
Dober's unique checks for late race first right? In spite of it being listed later in the description
>>552804915Your trainees were lacking the guts to compete
Soooooo how should I build her with reddit tachyon parent again?Should I learn corner recovery or not?
>>552805109i for one welcome netkeiba boomers to the thread
>>552805109I got jumpscared when I saw that kek they usually never directly show or reference uma like that
>>552805385They kind of do but mostly tongue in-cheek, posting a link to a real horse when a new uma is revealed/released
>>552805385>>552805536>>552805553qrd on netkeiba?
>>552804915no.....
>one guy says 777 sucks this CM>everyone else repeats it like gospellmao!
>>552805639How the fuck do you have her trained already
>>552805638equine mafia
>>552805478yeppers
THE KING (and the retard) IS DEAD!
damage report /uma/?
>>552805638>he doesnt know what keiba means
>>552805109sometimes I forget how pretty she is
I haven't seen a single XOguri win a Scorpio room yet (including mine)
>>552805581They never post the horse girl itself or even mention umamusume. I don't think they've even done an official collab with Cygames.
>playing the Christmas story event>characters voice lines say Merry Christmas multiple times in the 1st chapter alone>localizers REFUSE to type out those words like it'll burn themI can't learn nip fast enough to escape this retardation
>>552805715sexo top gun
>>552805651You may find this hard to believe, but I actually invented that meme.
>>552804891>>552805470
>>552805686It's been over an hour, it was my first run
>>552805715Holding off until after the CM ends Because I'm 4k short of the spark
>>552805197on my penis
>>552805792not everything is a "meme" shut up aaaaaaaaaa i hate kids
>>552805197read the schedule neigha
>>552805109AMERICAN SCENARIO SOONFOREVER YOUNG HORSE OF THE YEAR GUARANTEEDDIRTERS RISE UP
I will never financially recover from this
>>552804872WIPE THAT PLATE CLEANGULP IT DOWN
>>552805478the way skills work is that they put little flags on the track beforehand and only do the witcheck after the umas passes the spot
>>552805715sparked, just 1 ssr dupe on the way, lost motivation, seeing how awful uma pulling can be, I might just skip all uma too...
>>552805721I know what the words mean, but I am missing the context for why it is surprising that they would reference umamusume.
https://jiggie.fun/too_many
>>552805517corner recovery, hydrate, triple 7s you take u=ma2 to be safe if you fail to activate one of those but it activates at a bad spot in scorpio so its up to you if you wanna gamble it with the 3 skills or take tachyon's unique if you're building her for sagittarius then take tachyon's unique
>>552805686The paid Training Pass gave us all 5 early access tickets, what did you think everyone was saving them for?
how many races are you running on xoguri cap
Trainer-kun,How do you feel about Bananas?
>>552805638Horse
>Sagittarius CupWhich skills do you recommend buying with the remaining points?
>>552805715I sparked....but i did get:kawakamixmas Biwa x2dotoamored fukuswimsuit special week
>>552805773It's so strange that they hate that word. Like, I get not wanting to say it to be sensitive, but at this point it feels like those old animes where they drink bebsi instead of pepsi.
Anons, I gotta be honest, I'm tired. I'm racing to make an Oguri for this CM while looking for good parents for Sagittarius while setting aside time to make my Sprint parents for the CM after that and I'll only get 3 hours of sleep tonight and I have work and other games I want to play and I have to clean my apartment and see friends and sort out of my banking and go to the gym and make meals but I'm also planning my next banner pulls and starting the new event and finishing up the Showtime event and clearing out my veterans and doing my parent runs and making TT umas and I think I might have to quit because the game just gouges out a big chunk of my day.
>>552805995>Horse
>mfw no dober or xoguriThis is the price I pay for going all in on Kitasan's banner so I could save my crystals to MLB Creek
>>552805989I wonder if my banana bread is good enough to have her fall for me
>>552804891>>552805801my grumpy little straightaway spurt slave is so cute...
>>5528057153 sparks to max both cards
>>552805715100 pulls (out of carats btw)2 x Biwas1 x Oguri1 x Akebono
It's time we seetle this3 or 4 recoveries for XOguri?
I already have an Oguri Cap but I threw three tickets at Biwa because she is pretty and she deserves better than that weird purple circus acrobat suit. I did not win
>>552805809>It's been over an hour,HAVE I REALLY BEEN JUST SCROLLING THROUGH GACHA POSTS FOR OVER AN HOUR
I threw a 10 roll at supports because I want a couple SR's to uncap but got this shit
>>552805801
>>552804915https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=sLVuauKP31train guts
>>552806081TLDR?
>>5528061593 is for gambling chads4 is for safety bros
>>552806081just bot lmao. no one actually cares and cygames hasn't banned anyone for it.
>training ace hoguri means you don't even get to have a unique
>>552805372You don’t understand, Japan isn’t Christian and Christmas has an association with Christianity in the US. So Happy Holidays is a more accurate localization to reflect the intended meaning
>>5528057153x Biwa1x Obuhi
Luck works in such a mysterious way. Desire sensor stopped me from getting Biwa with limited funds yet I have to watch others complain about getting her instead of Oguri Cap
>>552805478I don't understand this question, what difference would it make?
You guys rushing Christmas caps career realize shes shit this CM?777/uma2 go off to early. She cant accelerate
>>552806219based. guts increases your speed in the final spurt after all... what were the stats on the grass wonder?
R**k*s already has the new mayano speed card up for borrows. Qrd?
>>552806216
>>552806352>he fell for itLMAO
>>552806360Yeah just like how redshift procs too early am I right
>>552805713TINY UMANKO HAVER EVICERATED!
>>552806352oops my bad bro
>>552806219Give me a gutsmaxxing deck
>>552806265The machines are evil. They want to eat our horses when we’re not looking. They cannot be trusted.
>>552806023All seeing eyes
>>552806352show skills
>>5528063801200/ 575/ 955/ 1111/ 446
is the free card good this time around? or are we still on cleat city
>>552806501borrow ines fujin, use haru and mambo
>>552806550We've never been on cleat city anon..
>>552806402
>>552806550>or are we still on cleat city>he cleatsunironically not going to make it buddy
>>552806396Power bonus + speed bonus80 spe prioLess TE (5) than Biko (20)You don't need Restless (her gold skill) because you should be getting Maestro from Creek or RiceThe verdict: Biko is still better
Thoughts on this statline for CM8? Do I swap out a wit for a power card?
>>552806550Check the race bonus
>>552806550If you cleat this one, you hereby waive the right to complain when I fuck your wife, present or future.
>>552806550poggers race bonus on the new Ug rated horses
>>552806550good MANT card for poorfags
>>552806550>cleating event cardsretard
>>552806550if you cleat this you may aswell quit playing until MANT is overt
When does Tachyon or Maru support speed arrive?
>>552806580
>>552806723Both around June
>>552806723Read the timeline at the OP
>>552806573>>552806618>>552806652>>552806690>>552806709I don't cleat but it always gets more replies and thus visibility for the actual question
>>552806550I hope you are trolling and are not seriously cleating event SSRs, not even the poorest of SEA poors would do that
>4% failure rate hit into tissues into random mood downOk, I didn't want to play the game anyway today, Dream Journey.
You don't understand, bwo, I just reeeeally like Biwa.
>>552806191It is a hot period
>>552805989I don't like bananas
>mention that you cleat free cards>get free (you)s Is it really that easy?
>>552806550>cleating event SSRs for ticketHow poor are you anon
>>552806775>he TRICKED the threadWHAT THE HELL BAN HIM!
>>552806621>You don't need Restless (her gold skill) because you should be getting Maestro from Creek or Riceperfect example of right for the wrong reasons
>He thinks sacrificing three midrace velocity skills for recovery bricks will work in a Suzuka/Maru meta where midrace is kingI tried to warn you guys...
>>552806820Use your statues to 5* her. You're already there.
>first biwa career ever>hot spring ticketWhat am I in for?
>>552806791just character rec twice
>>552798475I read you're post like this
>>552806820Congrats Biwabro! I wanted to roll her too but only got XOguris and now I am out of rolls
>80 pulls>got regular Biwa>then Hohoho Biwa>then Wife Groove>then Merry Winter OguriLegit thought I was going to need a pity simply because I've been getting banner umas with only a few scouting tickets.
>>552806919SOVL
>>552806919i like this post
>hit all 3 recoveries and then wonis wit a gaslight
>>552806919Kek
My danchou just said he's going to be inspecting our Hoguri before reset. If we don't have her set as our trainer icon, we're going to get kicked...
>>552806919Beautiful
>>552806919good post. im also now picturing it like that.
>>552807034its 50/50
>>552807034wit is anything but that lmao, you just got insanely lucky
>>552807034wit is the lucklet cope stat
>>552806023it's on gives you the best value because of the hints
>>552807034it's 6/7
>##>552806897there is also the (mile) skill where you increase velocity and decrease others velocity you could also get 100 stam lel and get replacement stam when you "run out of energy" or are close to exhausting strength. so long as you run outof stam at the right spot....
>>552806919Bigwa right after jobbing to Teio at the Arima Kinen
>>552806919
>>552807034Are we forgetting that career gives bonus stats???
>>552806895I mean, there's also the fact that it is locked to Fronts...But what's the real reason then?
>>552806919You even gave Taishin the tanuki shocked face nice
so 665 wit then
What the fuck did she mean by this?
>>552807251elaborate on those rewards...
Suddenly NSM is good again
>>552807329>he doesn't know
Reminder that The JRA Awards recipents (for horse categories) will be announced in the next 24 hoursHere are the recipents for trainer and jockey categories
>>552807329
what uniques to inherit on christmas oguri?red shift?shooting for victory?dignity?
>>552807246does it really? maybe that's why>>552807102it happened too right after in the mile championship, maybe I'm indeed lucky>proc'd off hydrateuh oh
>>552807329umagrok turn her around
>>552807329she has a little face on the back of her head that makes her long white hair look like a santa beard
>>552807251Marvelous is so fucking adorable
this oguri cap outfit is the perfect time for iron will buffs bakaa im getting anchors aweigh not even um/2 hehe
>>552807329Either she's equating Santa's beard to Biwa's massive mane of hair or she's saying Biwa's got a fat ass like Santa
>>552806580All Creek does in tracen is looking for cute little umas to feed
MAYA STOP CORRUPTING MY TRAINEES
>>552806871>reveal that you are mentally retarded and have poor impulse control>get free (you)syeah
Why does Tama keep getting lost?
>new Uma event mentions "Kurisumasu" literally 10 times in a row>trannylators do backflips to avoid saying "Christmas" in the subs
>>552807462>umagroki think you mean grumak
>>552806915I wish it was that simple but that's two turns with shit drilling, ignoring the 0 drilling it takes for me to recover with the infirmary. Run's dead yo
prove you play the game right now >>552806884>>552807398>>552807462or fuck off normie and anime hater
>>552807251that animation fits marvelous so well
Does anyone have a link to a youtube video of someone doing a MANT playthrough
>>552807547Based Maya getting Fat to have sex with you
>>552807454Career gives a whopping +400 stats iirc
Danchou here:We're not using Event Boosts during the event. I WILL NOTICE IF YOU DO.Danchou...out!
>>552807598make a new support issuespam support until they fix this woke shit
>>552807598why do trannies hate christmas so much I don't get it...
>>552807640What did anon mean by this?
>>552807398Oh look the fr*nch wins again.
>>552807640why the hell was i included in this post>>552807612that doesn't roll off the tongue and also all uma words start with uma
>>552807534I don't know about Taishin but in Tama's case it's needed and earnedThat poor girl needs to eat
What is so great about Oguri? Her skill needs 3 stamina skills? Who has the SP for that?
>>552807715redditor
>>552806782Give me a single reason why I would not cleat the goldship speed card
>>552807640Wtf
>>552807251Are we just going this bitch is an eldritch abomination with a pocket time realm, and lets not talk abut her fucking eyes, which Machikanefukintaurus also has
200 pulls and I got schizo cafe and summer week
>>552807398>Lememe taking all the jockey awardsthis man needs to be stopped
What the fuck the new maya card has a specialty priorty of 80?
>>552807791people who know how to make parents
>>552807640uhhhhh Oguri cap as in peak
>>552807750>>552807865prove that you play the game right now
>First run after luck shotting her with a single 10 pull>20/21 won races, the one she didn't she got 2nd>Won every other race easy fucking easy>Allowed me to complete a bunch of Turf AND Dirt mission races>Gets a fucking 3* Speed SparkHoly hell this hons is INSANELY fun to play, even more so after the gay day I've had!
Is she good? don't really care about christmas oguri since i'm anti-metafag
So when do they announce Honse of the year?
>>552807985worse than original bad
>>552807985She's mediocre, so perfect for you.
Finally
>>552807975isnt 12999 rating 1 point off S >>552807985youre anti-meta? oh, so you just do the worst thing on purpose every time, because uhhh...
>>552807398I hope this retard Lememe doesn't win shit, after what he did to Regaleira at Arima he doesn't deserve shit, fuck him
Can’t wait for HOgurikeks to lose in a situation where Pulse would’ve won
>>552807960how can I possibly prove that to you
>>552807985You just pulling the gacha lever 9 times for shits and giggles?
>>552808007It's like 9am in Japan right nowThey need to do the meeting for today and then announce the results publiclyshouldn't be more than 10 hours is my guess
>>552807812Good in some cases for parent farmingCompletionismTT bonus
I'm anti-winning I love losing! YIPPEE!
>>552808142hoguri + new year opera inherit hmm
>>552808119No. I think S is 14500. Might be 15K.
>>55280811912999 wasn't even half way there if I remember right, so no. Not even my highest hons either, that would be Luna with 13.5 or something.
the more plasters a horse has on, the more retarded it is and the more I want to fuck its ass
>>552808209>TT bonusHah?
I still have 22k carats and this is the only ssr in all those pulls...and I do like Big Head
COME TEST MY OGURIN816893158168931513521628135216285866816858668168
AIEEE OGURI I NEED THOSE FOR THE NEXT RUNS
Which recoveries does she want for Sagittarius? I did raise a Tachyon parent
>>552808092Just in time for Sagittarius
>>552807960What kind of proof would you like, anon?
>>552808318shouldve been running haru
>>552807812event support bonus when gold ship is one of the charactersteam trial support bonus
>>552807640>>552807960Take your fucking meds, schizo
>>552808309Nyo...
>>552808205Was aiming for Dober so I can make a parent out of her.
>>552808256oh ok then I have never gotten an S not even once>>552808257redditor>>552808359that image is from a streamer
>>552807496maybe both, she's equating her mane as Santa's beard, and her fat ass as his belly
>>552808142Can't we just inbreed her impulse with regular grandma Oguri?
Did my pulls in the snow for extra luck, hayahide first 10pull, 50 pulls total for 2 hayahides, a confused summer maruzensky and ogurin
>head on is not guaranteed with Mayano's cardwhat a scam lmao
>>552808410Ah, makes sense. That happened to me with Seiun and tiny wife Mayano.
>>552808249That sounds extremely evil
>>552808412My Golshi will take that as a compliment
>>552808142>all this seething and anger from anti-ogu haterlmao you guys are so damn funny to look at
>>552808515I think you should eat your vegetables.
silence dudaughter
AIEEE WHAT DO YOU MEAN TURF QUEENS CAN APPEAR WITHOUT OGURI
70 rolls and only got Biwa and Full Armor MatikanefukukitaruGuess I’ll just have to buy Oguri next month
>>552807975You didn't have regular Oguri all this time?
>>552808412>asks for proofs>can't even get S rank himself
>>552808515isnt it just from a top/bottom choice event?
>>552806315Her unique can activate in two parts of the race. It actually rolls if it activates late race first, and if it doesn't then it tries again on the earlier part of the race
https://x.com/TheSaudiCup/status/2008231390991798412?s=20
>>552806380it's in the parse. She has distance A & active long shot. Taiki had distance S & fall runner>>552806501grass is using KSB, Riko, Ura, Doto, Yukino and borrowed Biko
>>552805715It's quite literally average
What banner or event does the paid uma ticket fall off to?
>>552808682Uma is a gambling game
>>552808651I started playing with my good wife Luna, so of course not. Always heard she is easy to play and fan farm with, glad I can finally make it a reality.
>>552808654guess that proves it on your side yep
>>552808265I went all in and got a 2nd Oguri in the pulls instead of Biwa
>bro xmas oguri is so met-i fucking hate this general.
>>552808515It's another Sweepy but without the mood down huh
>>552807975do you not realize her ult borders on useless in career? Default oguri will literally have more comfy careers always unless you blow SP early
Buying 3 recoveries is insanely expensive what the fuck. I don't have enough midrace skills. How do you retards do it? She's extremely hard to build....................................
>>552808842>what aboutism for characters I literally do not havelmao
>>552808761its for new years so around here
>>552808807Gottem
>>552808807>losing in Hopeful Stakes>blaming it on his uma
ok sure i believe oguri believes it but BIWA YOU TOO?
>>552808729>Japanese horse>Never seen in Japan
>>552808807
oh yeah hopefully xoguri can win every career race in a row without ultimate lmaoat least until derby, then its dazzln diver
>>552808842what is she doing to her
>>552805937>seeing how awful uma pulling can beAs opposed to pulling cards with the same drop rate, except you need to get the rate up 5 times for it to be useful?
>>552808975oh ok
>>552808934its not whatabout when its her default you mong. It's not rocket science that umas with few restrictions on their ults will have easier careers. Why do you think maru is the goat fan gen?
>>552808515YOSH, IKUYO!*-10 Energy, no Head On*
>>552808925you need parents with a bajillion gorillion level 3 skill hints
>>552808807>he pulled
>>552809072AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE DID THEY JUST REFERENCE A CHR*STMAS SONG
>>552808807what stats
>>552808976He won the Daishouten once
>>552808515But is the gold skill guaranteed? Pls respond ;-;
>>552809073>blah blah look at this horse thats better>a horse i literally cannot fucking use or ownretarded discussion. no one ever said xugu is better or that her alt makes careers easier you mongo
>>552808925You skimp out on stamina
>>552806820 (me)And so it goes lmao. I did get spooks with base Special Needs, Taishin (her buddy!) and Kawakami Princess. All new so it's not a bad average. Sitting on 11,500 carats now, gonna be a while to hit pity again.>>552806901I do have statues to spare, that's not out of the question later today.>>552806989All good, I will do what I can to make her the strongest in the future.
>>552808938Oh so Ogurilets only has one CM to miss? That's pretty fair. I'll just wait out instead of throwing 30k carats into the banner then.
>>552809169yes, it's another cope card for fronts
>>552809019sleepy nibble
>>552808976>Shin Emperor has a whole room for herself because her roommate is only like 1 day a year in Japan
>>552808925Never built a front before? Same thing, you just find a way.
get maru ultimate + extra taaaaaaaaaank
>>552808710but you realize the two conditions are exclusive, only one or the other can happen on any race not both.condition 1: "if it's mid-race and you're in the final corner"condition 2: "if it's late-race and you're in a corner that isn't the final one"this is a matter of logic
i have 1300 statues how many would it take to 5* tama
>>552809279Thanks, but I don't like your tone, buddy.
What are the stam requirements for the next CM
>>552808925You were warned about the sparks needed for it. She heavily relies on getting discounted hints via parents to compensate with the SP.
>>552809239Lets see your CM wins with her
>>552808925didnt you know it was an investment pull? where's your fuku parent with 3* 777 and your tachyon parent with 3* unique inherit?
>>552809335you have it the other way aroundcondition 2 is condition 1. gametorah says the game checks top to bottom, condition 1 -> condition 2
>>552809335xorguri andnon
>>552809180assuming you are the OP, you're fucking retarded. You were bragging about how easy her career is. You could have just responded 'nah I don't have base oguri' instead you responded like a tard. And if you're a tourist, lurk more faggot
>>552809381All of them, tama-chad...
>>552809381It’s about 3k statues to 5* without dupes.
>>552807598It's frieza day
>>552809180>>a horse i literally cannot fucking use or ownwdym? just pull
>>552808925>he rolled without preparing fuku and tachyon parents with 3* 777 sparkOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO
>>552807462
>>552809506dont like the "domestics" on this relationship desu on my oguri career
>>552808330>>552808330>>552808330Come on Obuhi bwos
>>552808682It's a top/middle/bottom event but Middle is worthless (Wit +15) and the bottom just ends the chain after giving you Energy +20, Stamina +10,and Competitive SpiritYou may as well go for the top
>>552809506NANDEYANEN
>>552809321Problem about this one is excess recoveries is pretty useless. Only way I could think of as a good tradeoff is using power or wit spark and ignore stamina completely since you have the heals for it. Front greens is still a stat boost so they're more flexible.
>>552809652lel
>>552809239just be glad you got biwa honestly. I'm still salty as fuck i didnt get either summer spe or maru until spark.
>>552809652Nice ass
How do you make parents? How impactful is it since they only are white skills. You want gold for Ace
>>552809652quality post
>>552808569How is that hating Oguri? I’m saying you’re going to regret ditching OGuri
>>552808925I've ran 3 careers with her and in all 3 I have gotten between 1.7k and 2k skill points. Are you guys not using wit decks? You should be running 2-3 wit cards with her, select skill points in whatever events you can, one of her costume events gives 30 and she has the gluttony event for it aswell
>>552809675holy moly i thought the card might actually be good. nevermind lmao fuck support SSRs
>>552808925Bro your skill books?
>dont have to get to 100m fans on each outfitgood :) 44m oguri fans not gone to waste
>>552809428This is my first Biwa, I didn't even have her base outfit, please be kind
>>552809529its over... tama's making me roll for dupes...
got xmas oguri, xmas biwa and anime mcqueen in 70yey
>>552809475>>552808710this still doesn't make sensecurrent CM, tenno sho autumn, has the final corner in mid-racewhy would it matter if it first checks the late-race, sees it's impossible, then put the activation on mid-race?>>552809492that's funny
>>552809861
Here. Biwa shoe.
how many races you do guys do on ace runs (unity cup)? to get skill points
>>552809901>this still doesn't make sensei'm NTA or supporting that anon, i'm just saying that you have the conditions the other way around, i don't have a horse in this race
>>552809818Their thighs are so fucking thick...
>>552806023Probably Prof or Ramp up + Outer Swell + Late savvy.Shame about the double circles, or you'd have better options
>>552809652good post
Must be a sign
https://x.com/ReneKuroi/status/2007990689821499534It's mad funny to see JP uma players talk about oguri as if she was literally the lord and savior even now
>>552808309ult activations 3/3wins 2/3, would be 3/3 if she didn't get brocked by my own jealous hagoverall, looks pretty good
>>552809818this is the true ending, a threesome ending
>>552809657not tama's fault ogurin is retarded...
Nice extra pull a month
>makes new account>rolls for maya and xmas caphello, based deparment?
>>552809652wait how do you actually do that
im having an absolute buyer's remorse right now shit...i pulled oguri thinking i can just wing it with my existing parents lmao. and it was a spark too fuck.how long does it take to get a good fuku and tachon parents? goddamnit this is too tiring and i only have 10 hours left before the final registration
there goes all my luck for 2026. Guess i'm sparkin TamIm actually pretty conflicted gettting xo atm, i don't wanna replace suzu/taiki/maru
>>552810091shes the best horse in the game...
>>552810091>Ogu avatar>surpried an ogu fanboy would talk well about her
>>552809998>high heel and stockings appear underneath the SSR gateit really is christmas... thank you cygames
+ head-on at the botom. No Medium S but I think it's good enough for tomorrow
>>552810091i havent seen a SINGLE xoguri win a scorpio room yet
>>552810234*holidaysyour account has received negative social score for racism.
>>552810091I hope we get evolved skills early so Obuhi gets flattened
>>552809713I shall be, especially since I got Taishin spooked, I can consider BNW team for CMs.
>>552810165All nighter. IF you get lucky. Have fun.
>>552810165>i pulled oguri thinking i can just wing it with my existing parents lmao. and it was a spark too fuck.I mean, you can. You're just not going to have skills.
>>552810305no one asked schizo
>>552810143I don't collect 20k filly porn a month...
>>552810134save the PP and run the room 10 times. That's a better evaluator IMO, because a lot of the times literally someone else will win every time. So if yours wins several, you're sitting pretty.
post friend codes for MLB Maya please
>>552810305uhhh bro? >>552810134
>xoguri requires nolife levels of parent grinding to be fully effectiveyeah I'm glad I decided to skip her, I can't be bothered with this shit. I'll continue making lates, ends, and paces with my half-assed parents forever. the game is way more comfy this way
>>552810134deck?
SAGGY TITS TESTI'm recycling this CM's Fuku and the past CM's Cafe and Taishin if I place 3rd or higherSAGGY TITS TEST297608912976089129760891
https://x.com/BreedersCup/status/2008219018272882816?s=20
>already hate Oguri's Triumphant pulse for cucking me within 200m>now I'll get to hate another version of OguriITS JUST NOT FAIR
>>552810165You have been told every time anyone has chance to make those parents for the last 4 months. You can get good ones in 2 runs though, if your luck is good enough.
>>552810484Forever wife
>>552810165>how long does it take to get a good fuku and tachon parents?I'd estimate around 50-100 hours depending on how picky you are.
>>552810146looks like a bot account for the card they do this every banner
>>552810165witgod told you to start farming fuku parents back in august bwo...
heh
>>552810484So when is Ebayan's dad gonna join him and his aunt in the game too?
>>552810624No rainbows you say?
>>552810469
Is the new marvelous power card good, at least for a welfare?
Ok, now what?
>>552810624i remember in taurus when anons in here would post about getting early charming from sweepy like it was the same as getting an S distance inspiration eventwe were so young...
>>552810624No chevrons you say?
https://x.com/keiba_info_club/status/2007971121568862689?s=20Trainer Yahagi commented, "In discussions with the owner, we noted that he has only raced once in a JRA newcomers race at Kyoto, so we really want to showcase him to everyone at a JRA racecourse before his retirement."Your 2026 Arima Kinen winner
>>552810690how do you guarantee corner recovery without rice?
>>552810473Any more rooms?
hhhhhmmmm where's the super duper mega broken sagittarius cup build for XOguri??? she's supposed to be overpowered but I haven't seen anything getting spammed yet
>>552810531Soon, you can hate NYOpera for Pulse++
>>552810785pray
>>552810785anon? kitasan has it as hint
>>552810815bwo xoguri has only been out for 2 hours
>>552810431anons please help
>>552810824WHAT THE FUCKAS IF BEING A PACE ISN'T SUFFERING ENOUGH
>>552810091>JP players regard oguri as royalty>/uma/ already convinced she's overrated Wonder who's right?
>>552810923That's five career blo
>>552810785>>552801425
I was memeing but this might be better than the actual aces I have
>my team trials fuku has 3 star triple 7swould you look at that~
>>552810763>>552810091>>552810484i for one HATE jp fag sinvading our thread
>>552810874is there a sauce for this PLEASE
It's done
>>552810969Depends on if we get evolved skills early
>>552810694>0 specialty priority but no training effectivenessOnly as a MANT race bonus stat stick where its one of the BiS picks. For other scenarios she is Golshi Speed tier
>>55280691910/10
Is 3* XOguri good enough or do I need 4*?
>>552810815I'm gatekeeping it. My real XOguri bwos already have it.
how to win career races on xmas oguri?run as late?
>>552811059your soul?
>>552810650THE LEGENDARY HORSE GENJITSU STEEL soon
>>552810923she's been out for 4 years in the japanese server bwo
>>552811034I prefer the guy posting real horse news to the jpfags who come to spam whatever flavor of the month trainee
>>552811057https://x.com/ireading62/status/2008296254087061601
>>552811059lol retard, Xguri is not good in scorpioso many retards are going to lose their finals because of this one mistake
>>552811034Shut the fuck up schizo
The Fatty loves me too much...
Am I a big dummy for exploding balloons on wit?
>>552811059Post the Obuhi stats and skills
>>552810996Deck?
>>552811026im warning you anon, dont use that slut wiggle in these threads
>>552805478It doesn’t matter. If the final corner is in the mid race there can be no non-final corner in the late race and vice versa. The 2 trigger conditions are entirely exclusive.
>>552806159>3 or 4 recoveries for XOguri?4 if you had to pity, 3 if you got her early
>>552811169>whatever flavor of the month traineei can spam admire groove if you want, she's not fotm (anymore)
>>552811227if you're bringing wit cards, probably, but it varies from run to run
>>552811034ok bro
>>552810473Hagittarius Cup I see..Thanks for joining>>552810804Nyo, I got 3rd or better
>>552811242kitasan biko finemotion tachyon dober riko
>>552811129Just paceBuy a unique after 3rd year inspirationDon't run victoria mile, this shit is cursed for some reason
>>552811227If it's a wit card that wants to burst on wit, no. Just pop it so you can open up wit rainbows.
>>552811034We love the JPfags here, faggot retard
FUCK YOU BIWAI HATE YOU THOSE WERE MY LAST CARATS YOU BITCH
>>552811360post that hag stats and deck
51831407518314075183140751831407
Biwawa
Why do all jockeys look like freakazoidslike a humanoid that isn't quite human
>>552811381Truly a Wit game
>>552811230stats>>552811149I like Oguri tho>>552811176I have a 35% winrate. It can't get much worse
summer maru? DESTROYED by the early balance changes christmas oguri? soon go be GUN DOWN by evolved skills and building disinformation valentine's bourbon? her reign will only last 4 months before BIG NIGER Suzuka beats her up for the rest of eternity all of them are nothing but frauds
>>552811513kino
>>552810650stuck in copyright hell because of the Mouse
>>552810969one already had results years ago
>>552811381Why Dober and not Sunday
>110 pulls>1 3 star >Not xguriI get it cygames I'll delete the account please stop
>>552806396It's good
victory animation downgradeshe doin the haru urara under a rock pose
>>552811441Here ya go
>>552811441douz
Did she just get added or something? I swear I've never had her on my Unity team before.
>>552811579Who are the remaining Shichiumakai?
>>552811694SQUEEE
>>552811272What are you going to do, big boy? Punish me? Nah, I don't feel like listening tonight~
>>552806396she's good but doesn't fit any role other than being used to train Kita, the future speed maru support giga mogs her
>>552811227It honestly depends on the context
>They pulled for Hee Holiday Oguri without parents prepped for her
>they had fun and pulled for a thing they wantOHNONONOON
Happy Hoguri Scorpio rooms to see if I wanna use her or not230886523708931992484851
>>552811694>>552811709thanks
>joined an uma hosted room thinking it was a Saggy>my Saggy Taishin ace still won anywayKino
is this worth keeping or should I reset?
>>552811972proof that all this "build" shit is a placebowinning is a 50/50 no matter what
>>552812005try to reroll for 2-3 copies kitasan
>>552811608doesn't dober have higher TE maybe? I just picked a card randomly really... sunday was probably better
>>552812005Buy a kitasan account
>>552812005bro... your time to reroll already passed... you're better off buying an account with fully uncapped Kita for 10 bucks from a chink botter
>>552811972P O T E N T I A LU N L O C K E D
NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT HER
>>552812005kek
thank you based director
>Oguri fat gets slow metabolism>Wit training>Loses fatHow?????????
>>552811639Mejiro Golden is so beautiful...
Is this nice nature good enough for A finals or should I do it again? I wanted at least 1k wit but also need to get off the game for the night.
>>552812005>crackheadbricked
Neat
>>552812209She outsmarted her belly
>>552811639why is she looking at me like that?
>>552811916>bro just waste hundreds of hours to farm parentsunlike you im not retarded and forward planned my resources to achieve the same thing.
>>552812209you lose slow metabolism by training, training power/stamina is better so you don't lose stats
>>552812005It's over bwo
>>552812151>>552812169I'm not buying anything>>552812120>>552812201>>552812254so the answer is reroll, alright then thanks for responding
>>552812005cuteI remember doing this when I first started the game
>>552812209only trainings that DONT train speed can make you lose slow metabolismhowever when afflicted with the slow metabolism buff, every training doesnt train speed. so wit training works.
>>552812005buy an account retard
>>552811959Come on bwos join with your bermuda triangle I wanna see if this famed hoguri acceleration does anything at all
>>552812295...You also want to parent farm. I'm sorry friend.
honse
>>552811765when they release ssr/sr cards for characters that don't have r cards yet, they release r cards too
>>552807975>Do another run>Nearly 700k with 20/26Can only imagine what would've been if I won those...
what unique inherits are best for xmas oguri?aside from shooting for victory
Teio!
>>552811765She looks like a drug addict
>>552812340You can't reroll a good account now, you need a 1 in a million roll
>>552812482u=ma^2
one of the funnier lines ive seen in the storys
>>552812482u=umanko2
>>552812209Thinking really hard burns calories, I remember feeling incredibly hungry after I finished my uni and bar exams.
>>552811916Witgod did tell us to years ago and no one listened.
>>552812493Teio wouldn't do this
>>552812482mcqueen, tachyon if building for sagitarius
>>552812559I don't get it.
please convince me that pulling biwa is good actually, please
>>552812557>>552812573>>552812638what if i already have 3 stam skills?
>>552812653Yes, you will win and be forever happy, bwo. Now rest...
>>552812340Look up a reroll guide anon, its a hell of a rabbit hole to go down if you are indeed committed. The anons telling you to buy an account may be the sane ones.
>>552812653it's an amazing thing because biwa is a giant cutie.
>He rolled?>He boughted the selector ticket?>Start the Red Sea OperaOtionSo many of you dumb idiots are going to be seething so much when red skills are here next month when MANT releases
>>552812653She's the only Pace Chaser currently released that you can use your front runner parents on.
181823976905787952843916
Is the agenda bricking for anyone else? the "Goal" and "Scheduled" banners disappear randomly
>>552812653well her ability is mid but when she appears in the SSR gate you get to prematurely ejaculate when you see her sexy shoes and stockings so thats nice
THIS GAME IS A FEEDER FETISH GAMEWAKE UP UMASHEEP
>>552812290Rape correction time
>the brown is still seethin
>>552812653Getting more statues is always nice
>>552812648you're probably overthinking it. She just means biwa really got to the heart and understood her troubles - a role tama often fills
IF I GET S+ BUHIS IN MY FINALS BECAUSE I WON MORE THIS TIME AND THIS FATTY GETS SHITTERS BECAUSE HE THREW I WILL BURN DOWN CYGAMES FOR THE MATCHMAKING
>Christmas Oguri, Bourbon, and (my second) Hishiama all within 40 rolls
>>552807251Marvelous is cute!
?>the white is still chill
>>552812760I love how clueless retards act like evolved skills are going remove xoguri's unique lmaoShe will still be dominant if you play the game for more than 2 runs on aces
>>552812776please respond
>>552812924Same except I didn't get Nigiama
>>552811959Sorry bwo, wit is overrated
>>552812493Teio would do this.
>>552813027That's racist!
>>552812991>Clueless retards>JP godsLMAO you will seethe
>2LB KB is worse than MLB TaishinAnd I've been carrying it around to every run, dios mio.........
>>552812920elo is real
>>552813020fuck youwe hate try harding faggots here
>>552813092Don't you have a dead thread to watch?
LET THE COPE BEGIN
Huffing stinky smelly cheesy vinegary uma girlfeets! <3Cheeeeeesy cute stinky smelly Uma girlfeets! <3 <3
La Creatura.
>global got no Christmas gibs>no new year gibs>not allowed to say ChristmasNice localization babs
Emperor included, I rest till Satono
>>552813020repeat joiners welcome
>>552812920During Libra I had around 50-60% winrate total and got 5 S umas in finals against my A+Scorpio kicked my balls hard which means my opponents will be weaker if WR matchmaking is real, I'll make sure to report bwo
>>552812340You're bricked either way if you don't get FOguri bro
He's laughing at you, /uma/! Are you just going to take it?
>event chains don't start until senior year novBUT ALL THESE FUCKING SUPPORT CARDS I DON'T HAVE CAN RIGHT? WHY DOES NAKYAMA FESTA CARD GAMBLE A GOLD SKILL ON THE FIRST PART WTF
>>552812209did you train with etsuko?
>shit pink sparkEVERY FUCKING TIME
Bring your A finalists, this is how finals are gonna go4218952342189523
>>552812173MY CARATS ARE SAVED
>>552813381wdym I got half of my event chains before classic year
>>552813350well aside from buying or rerolling or anything else I'm just not interested in that horse
>>552813245Nice back to back carat only banners bwo
>>552813080I failed a recovery with fucking 1200 wit... that's it she's benched
>>552811579I don't know enough one piss to come up with something for NY TM OperaO
>>552808616Had a Turf Queens with Marvelous instead of Rudolf
>>552813439Sag or scorp?
>>552813586>bring your A finalistsreading comprehension at an all time low
>>552813586YEAH BRING YOUR OWN A FINALIST SAG
>train xmas oguri>watch her race>triggered corner recovery>didnt trigger hydrate>didnt trigger 777>dont pop ult because didnt trigger heals>win race anywaywat
>>552813586Urara tier reading comprehension.
>>552812991Not remove, but make less relevant because it is lousy to be inherited.
>>552813705sasuga grey monster
>>552805715About to spark them, I got Christmas Oguri too deep, so why not at this point.x2 xmasOguri, x2 xmasBiwa, +future spark for any of two, either with 5 tickets from CM or 5 daily pulls.
Hello? Cygames? My Christmas carats? My Winter Holidays rainbow shards? My Festive Season borrow limit increase?
>>552813636>>552813715But I just know I'll qualify for A finals saggies
>>552813020oguri down
>>552813705
I want to roll for Christmas Oguri, but I have to save for Tamamo.I'll just content myself with regular Oguri.
Honse
>>552813917>he has regularpiggu piggu piggu meta slave faggooooooooooooooooooooot
>60 pulls>got both oguri and biwawhat now?
Can you guys share your HOguri decks for finals
>>552805715I was going to swipe but then I realized i still had barely enough paid carats to make a daily pull.
>>552809335I never claimed it could hit twice, just clarified the order it checks when to hit.>>552809901I was just clarifying how the skill works, which was what the initial anon was asking. I have no idea what your issue is. You seem very confused
>>552805109>The commentsmade me laugh
>>552814023>He doesn't have all the startersBro?
>>552813201mysterious girlfeets poster of the thread, how do you feel about christmas biwa's shoes and stockings?
>>552813869yeah mine's pretty bad
Do I need gold recovery with 900 stamina + 300 guts for Sagitarius?
>>552814105why are you responding when you're not the guy I'm asking?
>>552805109>>552814117
>>552813938what the hell is that thing, I've never seen it in my life
>skill name is literally a christmas carol>n-no bro the japanese meaning is holidays..
>mfw
yeah, I'm not borrowing Biko ever again unless it's for some 0% speed growth loser
>>552805874
>>552814284IT'S A HANUKKAH MIRACLE
>>552814284Why are the chosen ones like this?
Where's my blue Teio buffs?
>>552813439>Pace Maru...I seeIt's too late to lament
Good accels sparks like Head On on your parents?Good velocity sparks on your parents?>nyo grind for 777 sparks, a skill that's already built in your Christmas Oguri AceHow the fuck does anybody still listen to the Witard?
>>552814284>fagtards cant do anything but destroy>infiltrate every industry possible to destroy all fun, good and bright things from the insideits truly amazing how NO ONE with power gives a damn about any of this shit
>>552814345
I am out of the loop in Umamusume game just came back because of Oguri...is this deck still useful?
>>552813225La Creekatura*
>Having an amazing run with Cafe for Sagittarius>Winning literally everything S Long and S Late>Exploding in the right stats>Final Unity Race with 5 Double Circles>Lose and can't get No Stopping Me and missed out of the Skill Points and StatsI fucking hate this game so much
honestly seeing my hoguri not triumpulsing ahead of everybody is painful
>>552814423people with power are encouraging this.
Your Uma playfully letting you know that her stinky smelly girlfeets smell like cheese and vinegar!How would you like that? Would you feel like she is giving you too much information? Personally I would find it cute and touching that she's so comfortable around me that she would let me know what her cute and smelly girlfeets smell like -- the smell of a girl's girlfeets is a girl's most private secret! If she tells you how smelly her girlfeets are and what exactly they smell like, it means that she really likes and trusts you!Gold Ship being my loving "weird" friend who always tells me how and what her feet smell like! <3
>>552814284Are you going to complain to the higher ups?
/uma/jong got two spots open. Earn fans and don't flatline.
>>552814284Just in intro to the event, they said Merry Christmas like 10 times, but localization went out of the way to change it to whatever, be it holidays or variation, or even something completely different.
>>552805715Got Xmas Biwa in 40 rolls so far. Won't complain too much since I didn't have Biwa at all and a new character is always nice.
>>552814454Unity meta is wit card, for Oguri you're gonna be running 2 speed 1 riko 3 wit
>>552814284HASHIRE SORI YO
>>552814449
>>552814423It’s the exact opposite. The truly powerful boost cultural issues to distract from actual issues. Each hour spent on raging about trannies or holidays is an hour not spent on raging about economic inequality
>>552814507naruhodo
>>552814387>punished all their lives>thrown out of MANY countries in the past>killed our lord and saviorpure. fucking. spite. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie-FB6Opo5c
Nice meta /uma/
>>552814419>Good accels sparks like Head On>Head On
>>552814507I'm a foot degenerate too but stop embarrassing me like this. Also post preferred umas
>>552814284>America destroys everythingI hate them. I seriously hate them.
Well hello there
holy whites but it's 1* stam 1* med
>>552814419Buying skills at full price? in this economy?
>Finally 9* stam Dober>Useless pinkreeeeeeee
Where are my Happy Holidays and New Years Gibs?
>>552814345>Six Seve-ACK!
When is the selector coming out should I wait for Oguri until then?
>>552814228You might be having a stroke anon. Nothing about this comment chain should be confusing you this much
>>552814345GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
surely ill be able to get the brokie with the wellfare pulls, right?
since uma is full of CLUELESS NIGGERS here's a quick guide of how2oguri in sagittarius >what strategy should I use?pace. there's no viable front runner for long distances until Kitasan comes out so she's gonna keep the lead of the race of you build her correctly >what unique should I inherit?A&S if you're brave enough, otherwise none is mandatory >what recoveries should I buy?corner recovery, hydrate, and triple seven. you can buy the gold version of the first two if you somehow ended with 600 stamina or less, otherwise stick to the white versions>other than heals, what else should I buy?long is lacking a lot of skills at the moment, so stick with inside scoop, pace skills like head-on, corner/straightaway generics, and the ever useful tail held high here's a japanese guide if you want to dig deeper https://altema.jp/umamusume/sagittariushaixmaxoguri
>>552814635>tfw I'll be faced with 2 HOguri, 2 Oonigers, and 2 Maruzen in the finalsI'll just have to believe that my team pulls through
I have yet to see a single xmas oguri win in the cm lobbies
>>552814869how did they change outfits
You are fucking kidding me. I had to spark Dober just for this to happen?
>>552814786bwo your hint books?
>>552814971buy an ad
>>552814741Rice would say this before raping me in the mornings
>reddit humor hours
>>552814650
I'm not a fan of Haru Urara.
>>552813917sex
Gaijin meme from Gaijin uma
>>552815000You guys are using hint books?
>>552815038In this house Haru Urara is a hero.
>>552814993this is what all metachasers deserve
>>552815000you had to use those in hydrate you dum dum
>peak zoomer/alpha hoursfuck me the general was never THIS trash
>>552815038
Guess I'm building Oguri for next cm because medium S doesn't want to proc.
Weiiiiii
>>552814507I like licking toes as much as the next foot fag, but what possesses a man to type this shit?
>>552814870>When is the selector coming out should I wait for Oguri until then?Should be the start of March. Scorpio and Sagittarius are the only CMs between now and then that you would want to use her for
>>552814241My PoneMy Honse
>every XOguri in the lobbies are losingwhat the fuck you told me she's meta?
>>552815092You gonna save them for Umamusume 2?
>>552815142This you?
>>552815212i saw this guy irl before
>Taiki run with 3* Speed and 3* PaceHoly shit.......This is what getting 3 stars is like?
>>552815026>>552815142>chopped uncs can't appreciate 67your generation had the same type of nonsense humor, you just selectively block it from your memory
>>552814993
>>552815092nyo I'm waiting for the EOS announcement before using them
>>552815269i dont talk to degenerate sub human
>connection error>connection error>connection errorthe servers are dying
>>552814851this poster is brown
how does one celebrate "happy holidays"?
>>552815296>your generation had the same type of nonsense humor
>>552815092I hand them all to my oshi as soon as I get them
>>552815372no this poster is brown
>>552815372Sorry I meant Eight Crazy Nights or Winter Solstice in your language
>>552815269no that's not him it's me
>>552814635But which of those Marus are running pace? Pace Maru is the truth
I just know I'm going to lose A finals to a Christmas Obuhi, why am I even trying...
>>552815476Well now I have Street Life playing in my head
>>552814138I LOVE stockings because they make girlfeets so sweaty and smelly! <3 Christmas Biwa's shoes and stockings are basically marinating her feet! Fluffy boots and stockings tend to make girlfeets smell like sour cream and onion dip/French onion dip and ranch dressing! That's the thing about cold seasons; you don't see girlfeets all the time like you do in flip-flop season, but girls wear things like Uggs that make their girlfeets absolutely RANCID! <3 <3 Seriously Uggs slogan should be "Uggs: We Make Girlfeets Sweaty and Smelly. You're Welcome." So it's a trade-off; less girlfeets in public during winter but they are way way WAY smellier (and stinkier)! Ummm... Sorry, I went off-topic! While Biwa's leggings aren't THAT thick, she is still wearing leggings in heels, which is as recipe for dairy-base girlfeet smells! She is also wearing a shoulder/sleeveless top (not sure if there's a word for that style) that is thick and fluffy, so that's basically the boot/legging equivalent for smelly stinky rancid armpits! You just know that she raises her arms and the entire room smells like onions! In addition to her stuffy stinky feet, Christmas Biwa is delightfully smelly! <3 <3In summary: Biwa's stuffy sweaty smelly stinky Christmas footwear makes her girlfeets room-clearingly rancid!
>>552815476
>750 wit>3 races in a row where I missed one of the three recoveriesWhat the fuck I thought 750 was 68%
>>552815026>>552815142meanwhile uncs humors be like https://youtu.be/xUGjF1a6YUM
>>552815142>zoomer hoursI'm a zoomer and I don't understand 6 7, kpop or anything else that gets floated on TV as being popular or a memeIn fact, I'm convinced it's feds or something trying to normalize nonsensical shit so that they can feed propaganda better to the young and gaped minds
>>552815628SOVL
>>552815461do I really have to spell it out for you retard? it's silly to shit on today's youth for having stupid humor when you also had stupid humor when you were that age.
suzukas are sweeping xoguris in lobbies… bwos…
>>552815581You had three and you missed about 32% of the three? What's strange about that?
>>552815456Leveraged forex trading. 500x minimum.
Hey guys, guess where 777 lands next CM? :)
>>552815575
Bwos... which (H)oguri would you use in the finals? Right fatty has 30% win so far
>>552815456Trading shitcoin while getting drunk
Let's go gambling!
>>552815142>zoomer>meme was invented by Gen Alpha
>>552815779Hokkaido
>>552815779at 777m before the end of the race
>>552815581I remember back when I played MMOs where we would farm like retards for weeks for a item that increased 3% dmg and it was gaming changing, meanwhile /uma/ firmily believe there no much difference between 68% and 92%
>>552815779777m before the end of the race I assume
>>552815823eric
>>552815628>uncs>1 year ago????Friend, you're talking to a real uncle herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQHPYelqr0E
>>552815659You're getting old Zoomer Oji-chan
>>552815881Where are you getting 68% and 92% from
>>552815779Right after everyone has already activated straightaway spurt, NSM and the Mejiro's uniques?
>>552815780Alright! Throw me in the gas chamber!Gas me with stinky smelly hot steamy girlfeets fumes!
Younger women are made for older men. You should all fuck zoomers.
blaaaaaaaaaaa don't want to pull already trained enough oguris but that skill is stupid
>>552815967For me it's https://youtu.be/lWqJTKdznaM
>>552814541sovlful recruitment banner, would have jumped ship if not for sunk cost
I still dont have any Oguri
HER franchise
>>552815828ogu-dork, I literally mentioned both as a safety net, as I was unsure who invented that dog shit unfunny crap(as in peak)
>can't win g1s as xoso this is pullers remorse
>>552815628zoomers should bring back MLG that shit was peak as in peakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0PJK5bv0bQ&t=217
if i were to make xmas oguri for the CM finals, whats her best running strategy
>>552815026>>552815142>wow zoomer humor is so cringe>look at boomer humor>TROLOLOLOLOL OVER 9000 EPIC WNRARZ LOLZ YOU WON THE INTERNET SHOOP DA WHOOP DOCTOR OCTOMOTHERFUCKINGONAPUS WTF BOOOOOOOOOM NYANYANYANYANYAN *dramatic_keyboard_chipmunk* UNREGISTERED HYPERCAM 2 (Trance - 009 Sound System Dreamscape 480p) CAN I HAZ CHEEZEBURGER *short break interlude with keyboard cat* COCKMONGLER PENIS REI OH MY GOD MOM GET THE CAMERA *HIT MARKER* *HIT MARKER* *AIRHORN* MLG PRESENTED BY FAZECLAN 360 NO SCOPE SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY DORITOS POOL'S CLOSED GREEN LEX LUTHOR LE MAD? LE GUSTA RAGEFACE PEANUT BUTTER JELLYTIME? CHUCK NORRIS STOP A GAYBEN VALVE TIME *holds up spork* TEH PENGUIN OF D00M ^_^ THEN GANDALF THE GREY AND GANDALF THE WHITE AND THE HOLY GRAIL'S BLACK KNIGHT AND DUCKROLL RICKROLL EPIC TROLL BUT NOPE.AVI ITS JUST CHUCK TESTA ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)unc...
I this a good guide? I found odd that it doesn't recommend any gold skills.
>>552816328She can run in any position so do your best
>>552816328Late
>>552816328killing yourself
>>552815967>you're talking to a real uncle here>links video that was years out of date when it came out and was loaded with sterilized new memes I'm getting so old.
>>552816107the compatibility between old beer gut men and gyarus is unmatched.
>>552816408if i were to kill myself, which running strategy is best
Torena-san
>slacker cured
>>552816464oonige
>>552815967i showed my dad this when it came out and he left halfway through it
>>552816464End Closer
The funny number is 69 though...
>>552816364>be born '02>agree with the ojisansis it over for me?
>>552816328read the thread bro >>552814971
>>552811825I will rape Gold City and Gold Cityposters
>>552816364>>TROLOLOLOLOL OVER 9000 EPIC WNRARZ LOLZ YOU WON THE INTERNET SHOOP DA WHOOP DOCTOR OCTOMOTHERFUCKINGONAPUS WTF BOOOOOOOOOM NYANYANYANYANYAN *dramatic_keyboard_chipmunk* UNREGISTERED HYPERCAM 2 (Trance - 009 Sound System Dreamscape 480p) CAN I HAZ CHEEZEBURGER *short break interlude with keyboard cat* COCKMONGLER PENIS REI OH MY GOD MOM GET THE CAMERA *HIT MARKER* *HIT MARKER* *AIRHORN* MLG PRESENTED BY FAZECLAN 360 NO SCOPE SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY DORITOS POOL'S CLOSED GREEN LEX LUTHOR LE MAD? LE GUSTA RAGEFACE PEANUT BUTTER JELLYTIME? CHUCK NORRIS STOP A GAYBEN VALVE TIME *holds up spork* TEH PENGUIN OF D00M ^_^ THEN GANDALF THE GREY AND GANDALF THE WHITE AND THE HOLY GRAIL'S BLACK KNIGHT AND DUCKROLL RICKROLL EPIC TROLL BUT NOPE.AVI ITS JUST CHUCK TESTA ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)kek now that's peak (as in cap) humor
>>552816458sex with topsuper mega sex with goldsex with heliosmarriage with palmerssssssssssex with espo
>>552814454You don't really need that many speed cards, but having those all MLB is good yeah
I would fuck the absolute shit out of Rudolf
>>552816364trvthnvke
God I cannot believe MLG is actually an uncle meme now. I swear it felt like just 5 years ago
Can you enter Oguri and COguri in finals? Or no alts allowed?
>>552814541do you guys actually play jong together
mfw Oguri activates miracle:mom get the camera! epic win!
>>552816774yeah man do whatever you want
>>552816364This shitpost has more sovl than whatever crap you zoomers come up nowadays
6 7 is worse than older humor because there's no inherent joke to it beyond referencing things and doing the stupid hand thing. You just say 6 7 because everyone else is, it's not funny on its own like 69 is.
>>552816381>If less than ideal stamina, simply buy a gold recovery>Corner Recovery, Hydrate and Preferred Position all have a gold versionBwo...
>>552816714>james ryan>"uncle meme"post THAT gif... no, not the britney one
>>552816878sure unc
>>552816364the good old days,,,
>>552816490Yes dear.. I will wear the collar.
>>552816364>look at boomer humor>TROLOLOLOLOL OVER 9000 EPIC WNRARZ LOLZ YOU WON THE INTERNET SHOOP DA WHOOP DOCTOR OCTOMOTHERFUCKINGONAPUS WTF BOOOOOOOOOM NYANYANYANYANYAN *dramatic_keyboard_chipmunk* UNREGISTERED HYPERCAM 2 (Trance - 009 Sound System Dreamscape 480p) CAN I HAZ CHEEZEBURGER *short break interlude with keyboard cat* COCKMONGLER PENIS REI OH MY GOD MOM GET THE CAMERA *HIT MARKER* *HIT MARKER* *AIRHORN* MLG PRESENTED BY FAZECLAN 360 NO SCOPE SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY DORITOS POOL'S CLOSED GREEN LEX LUTHOR LE MAD? LE GUSTA RAGEFACE PEANUT BUTTER JELLYTIME? CHUCK NORRIS STOP A GAYBEN VALVE TIME *holds up spork* TEH PENGUIN OF D00M ^_^ THEN GANDALF THE GREY AND GANDALF THE WHITE AND THE HOLY GRAIL'S BLACK KNIGHT AND DUCKROLL RICKROLL EPIC TROLL BUT NOPE.AVI ITS JUST CHUCK TESTA ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Best post in the thread. Maybe saddest too because I'm suddenly strike with the passage of time.
>3 fucking runs in a row I get tissuesSpa ticket rate up btw
>>552815575i love you, you weird little freak
Getting her in 20 rolls does not make up for the fact I have a 2% chance to get 3-stars speed spark with OG Oguri and she's given me 5 1-star guts in a row. Still cackled.
>fast learner>gold inSPIRATION>...but no med SPhew, I was starting to get worried the run was bricked
I like Aoi way more than the new rival. Aoi is smoking hot and a sweetheart to boot.
>>552817056Med S is just a suggestion
rickrolling is still alive and wellthe rest of the unc memes were simply, weak
>>552816902>there's no inherent joke behind (example of ironic humor)>said on 4chan, a website utterly drowning in ironic humor
mmmm
What the FUCK, please tell me I'm not the only one who hard pitied XOguri and only got a single fucking 3 star digitan.
>>552817139god I wanna fuck the right so bad, but also the left
>>552816381>3 recovery skills>700 stamina lol>900+ witYeah I think COguri isnt for me, you need to be a paypigger to get those stats
>>552816902>unc doesn't know the original
>Kingu and Kita not giving me Corner RecoveryAIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
>>552816364Kino..
>>552815960Sorry man, I'll load her up with another one
>LEEEROYYYYYY JEENNKIIINNSSSS
>>552816364sorry, no more pulling. banner's closed due to aids.
>>552817335I hate myself for bursting out laughing seeing your post
>>552813225More like Cutetura
You just lost the Game.
>>552817261lolicons.......im starting to get it.
>>552816458I can't see Jordan like that, she is basically urara with a decent track record.Even her animations copy urara
>>552816629this but with an actually hot non-hag uma instead
>Pull on SMaru banner>Get SSpe instead>Pull on XOguri banner>Get XBiwa insteadI'm noticing
>>552817335
>>552817335>that entire thing was a large set up>its all fakeSTILL funny however
>med S>rainbows disappearTT ahh uma, that's where she's going
>>552817335For me it's MANY WHELPS HANDLE IT
>>552816364>>552817335>>552817553Yup, it was the best
>>552817335just fuck my shit up
>>552816714>>552816915>>552817335only real OGs will find this funny
>>552817335Nobody can't convince me S2 wasn't the peak
>>552817335Zoomers will never understand REAL humor
>>552817426At least I have Chicken.
>>552816328forward
>>552816364uncs never survived this post
>>552817845isn't that the universal opinion
>>552817636>she's even good there
>>552817346Sex with Loves' boobs.
>mood downs suspiciously line up with important career races and unity rounds the moment i bring riko so I can't cleanse them right awayI'm on to you game...
>>552817824
>>552817987I also experience that a lot.
>"Haha wow Trainer really nice urethra you got there it would really be a shame if someone were to slide down your penis hole with their long tongue..."
ONE RACEI DONT KNOW WHYI BUILT A SPECIAL WEEK WITH THIS RACE IN MINDKEEP THAT IN MIND THEY DESIGNED THIS TRACK FOR PACE CHASERSTHATS ALL I KNOWPOWERS A VIABLE STATWATCH IT FLY BY AS THE GOLD SHIP COMES BYLOSE THE DAMN RACE BY MULTIPLE LENGTHSI WASTED MY TIMEITS SO UNFAIR
>lost 2nd unity raceGood start for Hoguri
>>552817895>>552818037STOP
>>552818162https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1JEmnTjdyA
>>552817824For a moment I was transported back to the Ragnarok Online forum I frequented
>oguri not triggering the three recovery skills I put on her>loseAAAYYYYYEEE
So does Obuhi need Pump?
>>552818291need 900+ wit or brick
Does non-descriptivedecemberholiday Oguri dominate the meta or is it possible for cygames to pull another fast one like SMaru?
>>552817928No, we still have shit opinions who thinks of the contrary
>>552815790Right. Medium S and more Power > 400 wit especially when you already have nearly 90% skill activation chance at 800 wit
>>552818303pump + 3 recoveries is at least 720 skill points, good luck keeping up with the frontkeks with barely and midrace
>>552818132
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>>552818373Broken before Skill Evolutions, strong pick after.
>>552817824>>552818037
>>552818037Now that's a gif I haven't seen in a while.
>>552817021EH?! There's nothing freakish about being attracted to smelly stinky cheesy girl pheromones! it's actually perfectly normal to love cute smelly vinegary girlfeets and stinky smelly oniony girlpits!
>>552818350noooo............
>>552818373I think she's incredibly strong but a lot of people aren't going to know what to do with her for a while. You have until Sagittarius Round 2 to clown on XOguri.
>>552818303>would a perfectly fertile horse pussy need you to pump your own seedYeah, duh
minimum stam for XOguri assuming 3 recoveries + unique activates?
Do you really need NSM on Hanukkah Cap or is Nimble enough?
>>552816364dude weed lmao
>800 Stam
>>552818634about 6-7 hundred
>>552818482UMA MUSUME BABY>>552818612It's not the same without the Microsoft Sam voice...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B0joNsmWUQ
Next thread will have less boomer memes.
>>552818648Nimble is never enough
>>552818132I've been masturbating with sounds lately and I can tell you, something that thick would hurt enormously and you might genuinely die from the ensuing infection
>>552818673
>>552818432>>552818132No Dia, there will be NO sounding in this thread or any threadStick to rimming me
Playing Christmas Oguri as a gambler, either I hit my recoveries and win or I lose due to wit checks no inbetweens
7864176678641766get in
>>552818673This isn't a gaslight. This is unfortunately actually true.
sanic?
>>552818561way overstam you only need like 500 she has 4 recoveries
B R A V OCYGAMES
double circle long straightaway or 1 circle long + 1 circle end straightaway?
>>552818989Yone...
>>552818459>1165 speed on taikia little more and she would win
>>552818037
>>552818538so true bestie. as a footliker myself i've never thought to describe it like you do, i'm truly impressed.
>>552818809https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4607931?q=long_tongue+urethral_insertion
>>552819120
I cannot believe how these nostalgic humors made me laugh so muchThanks bwos I needed this after failing to get into group A
I fell for the Oguri gaslight...
>>552819052always buy individual circle skills first and only get double if there's nothing else, more skills = more chances to proc + can double up versus a single double
AAAAAAAAAAAAA MY LAST SECOND ACE SUZUKA IS A BRICK BECAUSE I FORGOT THE TACHYON INHERIT DOESNT WORK IF YOURE IN 1ST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Whatever you say umadacchi
Looks like I am keeping my OG Oguri for Scorpio... shouldn't have brought so many stam sparks.
More uma feets
>>552819212
sex with nakayama festa
>>552816458Young women lust after older men and older men lust after younger women. Simple as
>>552819410Her eyes are so fucking cute
Do I buy gourmand?
>If she gets pace promoted she's worthlessWoah...
>>552819502She's a fat fuck so why not
I'm ready for scorpio finals
>>552819381
>>552819187
>>552819502no with 600 Stam and 2 whites my Oguri died jut before the finish. If your Unique work you're fine
>>552819502Feed her, she's starving.
I think I get it now, she just straight up zoomed past my own Suzuka after she proc'd unrestrained and angling
It's on vs Ramp Up + Head-on, which one
>>552819529What do you mean? All that looks like nonsense to a rookie trainer.
>>552819103I won't be clicking dat
Sex with Meek and Aoi together
>>552819732>sega>but way hotterkita has the better outfit, the only thing diamond has is the funny long sleeves
>>552819738Head-on while still unreliable is still acceleration at last spurt
>>552819738Head-on is a cope accel if something goes wrong for this CM, I'd take it but it's on is better
>>552818437
>>552819871
>>552819738This cm head on, next cm it's on
I want to die being suffocated by Gentildonna's tits.
>>552818768Do you freaks always have to audio of someone telling you how to stick your fingers in your bum or something to get off?Why can't you just listen to normal ASMR ear eating audio like the rest of us?
I want to die being suffocated by Rudolf’s fat ass
Does any other Uma have a sweaty Ult like King Halo? Asking for myself.
>>552819619Gold Ship probably has the smelliest and stinkiest Uma girlfeets! When she takes her shoes off, you just know th4at visible steam comer out from them and the whole room smells like warm yogurt and ranch dressing! Her feet are so cute...and big! I want to rub her big smelly girlfeets while she gives me a cute smug look, and then I'll have the greasy grimy cute smell of her stinky girlfeets on my hands for DAYS! Everywhere I go, I will smell like raita -- an Indian type of dressing that smells EXACTLY like stinky smelly girlfeets -- and everyone will know that I'm a chad who rubbed stinky Uma girlfeets!!
>>552819993I wanna marry that hag so bad
>>552819993sex
>>552819781it means her ult only activates during mid-race after the halfway point if up until then she was consistently between 2nd and 4thif she dropped to 5th or passed 1st her ult doesn't trigger
thanks anons, also took tail held high + head-on. with certain victory and shooting for victory hopefully she brings.. the victory
>>552820028
>>552819952I...I think something was lost in translation here. You wish it was audio he was talking about.
Has Teio ever masturbated to the sounds of Rudolf being fucked by her trainer?
https://x.com/moodminus3/status/2008242864376213735
>>552819871>wordle spoilers
>all the rich anons are training XOguri>all the f2p anons are shitting up the thread with their disgusting horny postingplease come back whaleGODs
>>552820131looks good
>>552820140Why does Grass always abuse El?
How do we stop pace promoted Hoguri next CM? Should we run a front runner? 0
>>552820179Teio usually joins us for the fucking so no
bwos i'm kinda tired of making breads, can someone else make the next one
>>552820185>MLB R RikoOkay whale.
>>552820232she's racist
>>552820246This is a lie. Nobody would willingly remove their cock from Rudolf to put it in Teio.
>>552819529>>552820076actually, she can go to 1st but her ult doesn't activate in firstbasically, if she ever goes below 4th when she gets to the halfway point she doesn't ult
>>552820185Finemo is really a stupid card
>>552820243next CM oguri is going end
>>552820246>imblyin rudolf would share
>>552820340It stops her from whining and ruining the mood by heavily fake sighing in the corner for attention. Little shit
>>552820310But they're both from Kentucky....
>>552820185>full MLB deckdisgusting desu
>>552820243I'm running end closer Christmas Oguri, prepare your butthole
new bread now niggers
>>552820185I kneel wit GOD
>>552820807>>552820807>>552820807
>>552820232It's Grass' way of coping with her sanity constantly dropping
>>552814284>>552814423>>552814535How do I complain directly to the nips? I don't trust the global division for obvious reasons. I feel like there's a better chance of them actually giving a fuck.
