Previous: >>552852257>Global Game News Link your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Oguri Cap (3* alt), Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game News Current Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Cinderella Form), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubs https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resources https://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/ Running towards page 10
teio
IKKUYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
gyaru shika katan
>>552865201Teio!
>>552865027I run like this
>>552865027i run like this (36y.o 1.80m 230kg balding)
Digitan LOVE
>>552865027
>Voice line says "Sexy maverick Snowball">Translates into Saucy-licious maverick snowballNot only have we been robbed of Christmas, we also have been robbed of Sexy.
>>552865027I don't run like this (i'm too fat to run)
>>552865318Café au lait
>>552865361That actually makes it lewder
>>552865235TRVKE
As of now, the following stallions at Shadai Stallion Station are fully booked:Do DeuceEquinoxKitasan BlackEfforiaSiskinDrefongShahryarLe Vent Se Leve
>>552865361Licking the sauce off of Maya
>>552865318I always view cafe being lewd as her being matter of fact. Half way between emotionless and her confessing what she wants to do to you. Kind of like how she is during her valentines scene
I think horses should breed with whoever they like and make it about love and not moneyThe prostitution of race horses needs to stop before it bleeds over into Umamusume
alright who bought all the SpeCHUD S.H.figuarts?there were like 10 of them on Amiami and now they're all gone
Which uma is like him
good luck ricebros
bro what do you mean you sent your last minute xmas oguri to finalsare you retardedyou spent days making umas that barely won at all
The SAVIOR of dirt
i don't want to get up and go to work what would an umamusume say to help me
which way western man?
>>552865534meek and doto wouldn't say such things
>>552865330i love her stupid :> face
>>552865591Ace, my beloved hag.
>>552865591top middle
>>552865591ace on my faceglasses lewdolf makes me think blowjob for some reasonhairy carhag umanko sweaty cowgirl
Is that sweat or water crawling down this diddyblud's back?
>>552865620
MARVELOUS NO YOU CANT DO THE ROMAN SALUTE
#LookatCurren
>>552865591i want the granny
>>552865754Curren is so cheap...
Are we actually getting free slots from the 8th?
>>552865754Curren has been sealed...
>>552865591Give me Maruzen any day, I love her so much it’s unreal
>>552865027Where did you find this image of my Maya on her way to 9th place in my finals..?
>>552865264>>552865367Teiobros...
>>552865591rudolf > cb > maru > ace > sirius > ramonu
>>552865292Would Digitan get angry if you sat her down and told her straight up that not only is she not a background character, but she is objectively a more successful uma than 99% of her oshis. That literally only umamusume with 7 or more G1 wins can reasonably be called better than her and sometimes not even then because she conquered both dirt, turf, and foreign courses at the elite level?
>>552864910She’s like Ryan and Rudolf where their unique inherits are general purpose good for late/end. More consistent than Ryan if you don’t rush.
>>552865802maybe 1 or 2, everyone is on track for 5. not counting new bloods
>gaslighting oguri further into her delusionsDevilish Mayonaise and Captain Marvel
Remember people who sparked s.maru instead of spe?
>>552865754Wow Curren is a cheap whore!
>>552865591topleft and maru
kita chan went out for milk during the last 16 turns, could have been my best run of all time
>>552865318This wouldn’t even work since Umas have a heightened sense of smell and hearing.
>>552866000kitamilk
>>5528659572nd anniversary Spe buffs any second now, trust the plan
>>552865919Is the newblood from day 2 excused or?
>Taishin is playing Granbloo on her phone
>>552865957she's so fucking sexy it's unbelievable. glad I got her with my 8 or so trainee tickets, she's awesome.
>>552865745her smug aura…
Merry holidays bros.Basashi has 1 spot open after kicking our last flatliner.We're a casual club. No quota, but trade shoes and dont flatline. We're also trying to push for A rank this month.Send request with /uma/ or post ID if you want an invite
>>552866094danchud said they would be exempt
>>552866220Fair enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT5EYKIwzd8WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME TACHYON WAS HOT?
>>552866207A good club with friendly umadacchis. I'm in it!
Anyone have this 3 star they keep pulling often?I use Seiun Sky as a warning sign to not pull, as it feels like I am being baited.I also added some proof on how often this happened to me, aside from shop shards and the previous legend raceI never pulled seiun on her own banner
>>552866297tach is super cute physically
>>552866297You put that into my history why the fuck would you do that
Danchou’s OnlyFans opened up again after the botters confessed and apologised!!!
>>552866408almondbros....
>>552865957
>>552866392why do you have youtube history on
>>552866371Base Biwa, I stopped pulling after getting her
>Uma I like the most isn't for (You)No...
i have noticed that cuck art is very numerous in umamusume tag
>>552866495does it involve a blond uma with very broad forehead
>>552866297I always disliked Tachyon fags and you niggers keep proving me right day after day after day.
>>552866371Teio
>>552866371so far i haven't gotten a duplicate yet
I think umamusume needs some tentacle tag
>Uguri
>>552866392>>552866534You are just jealous no one does asmr roleplay of your fav
>>552866371Mcqween
DANCHOUUUU I ADMIRE YOUR HARD WORK BUT PLEASE, BEHEAD YOUR FIRST FLATLINER!!!! KILL ONE TO WARN A HUNDRED!!
why is my agenda censored
>>552866829it's the j*ws
>>552866710ASMR is for faggot gay nigger losers that lost all hope in life and now only exist to be taken advantage of by women who are already in a relationship with another man and only see you as a source of incomeCurry-chan would say this
>>552866739
>>552866872curren slut would NEVER say this
How much gyatts could a rizzler crack if a rizzler could crack gyatts
>>552866872Based Karen
>>552866921three fiddy
>>552865910no but she would be embarrassed
>>552866872But Curren exploits her multiple boyfriends like this and doing many other things!
MAYANO CROSS CHOP!
>>552867037FUS ROH DAHHBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>552866371Taiki
>>552866921SIX SEVEN
I am going to cum on Daiwa's tits.
I want to sniff Gold City feet
>the last top farmer just left umaoGrim
>>552866993yeah duh nigger she is saying this because she know she can get away with it
My uma can literally kill each and every single on of your dumb fucking horses because you fucking annoy her (and me).
use two umas with 10 higher affinity each, or two others with 10 less but has ura sparks?
>>552867164but she wouldn't say the n word!
>>552867170Your Taishin can't even kills herself because she's blocked.
>>552866872I wanna piss on her hair.
>>552867145Umaooo status?
Your uma is no match against my peepee
>>552865235>bitch>retard>tomboy>lesbianof course the only one they made for you is the mejiro gyaru
>>552867217how many ura sparks? 1-2 I wouldn't bother, 3+ especially on the parent themself for sure
The event timeline doesn't include extra days where it's just the exchange that's available right? I should be able to get to the 1 mil cap at this rate with 14 days if that's what they're actually giving us
>>552865591.... is it bad if I want sirius to put a leash on me?
>>552867387
Fucking hell man. This CM specifically has wrecked my psyche for some reason since my performance round 2 was absolute shit (compared to past CMs). I thought I mentally prepped enough to be okay with losing finals but apparently not. Woke up in the middle of the night and just couldn't clear my head about it. Just restlessly laid in bed with fake finals races playing in my head and agonizing over whether I made the right choice in my finals team (was doing last minute ace runs the last 2 days, some with XOguri). Just couldn't clear my head for what felt like hours. I did fall asleep eventually because I remember the fake races became even more vivid before I eventually started dreaming something unrelated. God I can't wait for it to be over.
>>552864592Thanks! I might be natural!
Biwa status : destroyed by children
>>552867440kek
>>552867519This was me in like...cm1 but losing cm1 made me mentally stop doing this. Now I've embraced the coin flip, it's 50/50 I win or I don't.
>>552867321YesAlso, they feed you a recharge item so you can get in additional runs.
[easy mode] which way Western man?
>>552867519Relatable
>>552867304paama superior
>>552866872Whether the woman is in relationship or not doesn't matter, you are still her source of income.
>>552866872bad breakup, huh?
>>552867519It's always interesting to read people's reactions to things that can get out of control and that you can't control.You will be mentally stronger once you realize some things are up to chance and there is nothing you can do about it. Good luck anon.
I wouldn't be here if i didnt win CM1. It made me realize that CM is actually fun and grinding for CM as the only content is not a bad thng.
>Do a hand motion or try to will a success into existence with my incel mind>Failure>Sigmapost and try without caring>Success every timeThis game actively tries to suck out your hope, the only way you can win is by doing your best marble bust impression
>>552866073Tachyon knew it since the beginning, after some panels she comes back and ask if torena is still enjoying cafe's blow
FUCK, I WOKE UP AND I'M STILL DEPRESSED FOR HAVING TO SPARK OGURI. I'M AT 15k CARATS NOW. GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT BROS, AM I BRICKED?
>>552867519Are you in a winning streak or something? Chill out
>>552867852anon actually typed this out, solved the captcha nd hit submit
>>552867889there isn't anything worth rolling for in 4-6 months you're fineuse the calculator and if you save your carats and do your weekly semen retention, you will be fine
>>552867889you can... you know....
>>552867889Not if you use THAT going forward
>>552867519hope you’re pretending or got this from redditif not you’re fucking deranged
>western """""mommy""""" ASMRwhy would you listen to that when several Umas did ASMRs, this thread disgust me
>>552867805I lost cm1 despite having the best umas and it made me realieze that cms are rng bullshit so you shouldn't take it too seriuosly. I haven't lost any other cm since.
>one of the Spe ace I trained is a 6*power 3*speed 5*medium and I didn't notice itI think I might be retarded
>>552867985I want Finemo but I might have to ticket her. I'm also a metafag and I read NY Opera/Urara are meta so I'll have to roll for them too.>>552868029>>552868018I'm a 3rd worldie but I guess I can drop $150 and get to 30k just to have a reserve fund....
>Oguri cap is all alone in a far away mountain cabin with people she doesn't know>none of her friends are around>no trainer is around>only adults are the "fans"
I just can’t sleep, not because of this CM madness, but because of my shit work schedule LET ME SLEEP
majiro berry
>>552868205I’m about to take a nap on the clock and I will think of you as I drift away, my fellow ojisan.
uohhhhh Daiya-chan uohhhhhhh
mambros why are we okay with this? (not even trolling)
>>552867519one time i had a dream about winning a CM after i actually lost it
marry your traineesleep together with your trainee
A win is a win!
>>552867889Yes, you are. It's over.
>>552868291middle schoolers don’t look like this
When does fine motion show up :>I already have her but I wonder if I should get more than 1(one) copy
don't put me in whale room cygames
What was the TT rentention line last week?
>>552868374i genuinely cant sleep with a person next to mewhen i asked my gf to sleep in the bed and me on the couch she said it was weird and i shouldnt act this way so i forced myself to sleep with her in bed but i couldnt sleep for like 3 days straight doing this and i said i will continue sleeping on the couch or this is not working out and she broke up with me because of thatwhy are women like this
Bros, how many umas are you missing rn?
>MLB Kitasan/Fine Motion>rolled all the meta uma and favorites>do the obligatory 1 career run for dailiesHow do you deal with the burn out? I haven't even touched any of the new uma I rolled for since November (Cafe/Dober/Xoguri).
>>552867612>>552867794>>552867929That's the thing, I've already lost before and thought I'd be fine. I won CM1 and 2 where I did fairly strong in rounds, but not enough to be confident with the finals. But in 3, I had a 90% win rate in rounds and went into finals feeling almost invincible and of course lost. Looking back, I thought I coped with it fine, at least I no lost sleep or stupid dreams from it. That should've been my immunization from this, right? I went into 4-6 thinking anything could happen and kept the same mentality for 7 too. But I think 7 in particular, losing a fair amount to Suzukas when I don't have her feels like it played a part. I dunno. Pic related.
>>552868636>anon actually typed this out, looked in his folder for this picture, solved the captcha and hit submit
>>552868636I'm not reading this post.
>>552868374How do you explain marrying your middle school trainee?
>>552868565
I have successfully saved 60k carats for Air Shakur.After that I will save another 60k for Halloween Air Shakur.
>>552868802same
bros... do i pull for dober?
>>552868821you can't go against true love
>>552868565>Imagine missing Kawa-chan
>>552868196event approved by the URA btw
>>552868802
next CM will be better
My fat, middle-aged ass finally ran 2km in less than 10 minutes today. I hope this will motivate my umas.
>>552868735I don't have a reaction images folder so I google them every time I need one. Also I have a 4chan pass.
>>552868876Do you like a tsun who falls for (you) by the end of her career?
>>552868196
>>552869087She's not even a tsun, just awkward.
>>552869087never forget
>oguri cringe
>6* stam>3* powerpace chaser pink is such a brick fuckmaybe good enough though4* ura too and spurt>>552867305did the calcs and it was only a 11 affinity drop, reckon it was worth
>>552869065Kitachan would be proud
>>552868876She is disgustingly cute. Like it actually pisses me off.
>>552868196Don't worry, Tracen provides security for all events
>>552869065Good shit, anon.
>>552869262You like a cunt, bitch, Mejiro whore and she's not event that cute nor the girliest Mejiro.
Almost all great mares have gotten pregnant so clearly the path to greatness is getting your uma pregnant
>>552869505>pogAs expected of normalfag dog fans.
>>552869382ok fajar
Enough stamina and guts?Still trying to get card and spark combo right.
>>552868992It's impossible to miss that forehead.
>>552869065I decided to try doing something after doing nothing for like 2 years and went skiing. It felt so fucking hard, I did around 9 km at slow pace (40 minutes) on a flat trail but it felt like 30 km. Getting older maybe.
>>552868193urara meta? I'm a bit lost here... isn't she like... a jobber?
>>552869382TAKE THAT BACK>girliest Mejirorest are stallions except for ramune that wouldn't exactly be described as girly
>>552869643It's 901 stam and 601 guts for the meme stats but yes, an end closer shouldn't have any issues with that and her gold recovery
>>552869643>witlet
cowtits chrono is cursed af
>>552867321keep in mind you get a bunch of extra points from the missionsthose run out and your "current rate" is actually inflated
8 hrs until Finals
>>552869894
I don't care about dober, do I really need her? Or can I just keep using mejiro ryan for parents?
>>552867321Finish the story and draw to get cards for more bonus.
>>552870083Just use Ryan, she's better anyway and free.
>>552868154>several Umas did ASMRsSOURCE?
>>552869792do you even need a gold recovery at 901 stam and 601 guts..
>>552870083just borrow her bwo
>>552870083you don’t need shit man just roll for whatever you want or you’ll be miserable like every other anon here
>>5528681541994 3k was better tbdesu
>>552870153WHOREZUKA
Post the next umas timeline so I decide where my carats will go
>>552868565>seiunlet, out in the openBold n brave
>>552870352FineMo > Tama this month.
>Suzuka's VA is younger than mewhoa
>>552870153some of the VAs have done ASMR but not as the uma characters so it's not really that interesting
>whale in my follows already has MLB Mayano
>>552869735that's just being out of shape, if you do physical activity for a week or two you will get back into shape
>>552870083Dober's unique wont work when inherited on longer tracks due to the duration IIRC so Ryan is still better
>>552869764urara is "meta" for the exact 1 dirt CM we have a year... and to finally free your oguri/taiki glued in the TT dirt slot i guessif you think that's a worthwhile investment go ahead
>get xmas hayahide from ticket>felt a little mad >play her career anyways>is actually incredibly sweetsomehow, I do not care for xoguri anymore
>>552870538dirt cm’s are gonna ramp now thanks to ebayan…
1 more to go
>>552869935You mean based as fuck
>>552868565I am bricked... not a single one of the meta umas
>>552869224If it doesn't have uma stan, it is glue
>>552870635Good job, Anon. Make her happy.
>>552866872>ASMR is for faggot gay nigger losers that lost all hope in lifebrb making dlsite account
>>552868565yeah, its a brick account unfortunately thankfully I got decent cards
>>552870758spud bro...
HEY DANCHOU YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER I AM PRESSING 60 ENERGY OPTIONS AND FUCK YOU AND YOUR FANS GET FUCKED NERD
>>552868565PLEASE JUST A DROP OF SUZUKA
IT'S SO FUCKING CUTE WHEN THEY RUN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>552870591she’s a total sweetie and has a MASSIVE head
Can we stop saying the n word?
/uma/hjong still has some spots open. As long as you're active and racing you're welcome. Apply today
>>552870672>>552870817>>552870941Hime-sama doko?
MamboDerby
hmm there's something strange in this holiday event, but I can't quite put my finger on it
>>552867553She's always cuter than I remember... Maybe her portrayal in s2 had too big of an impact on me.
>>552871034These rat shitbags have no taste to speak of…
>>552865838Never underestimate Mayacchi when Umapyoi is on the line.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwsBQ5wd4d8
>>552868565Still want bono doto kawakami shichi kiseki jordan aaaaaaaaa
Which uma would be most likely to do enjo kousei?
>>552870963nyo, I will say NiceNature every time I want
I HAVE 10K CAN I MAKE IT TO TAMA BROS....
>>552871238natie wouldn’t wear this
>>552871238Can we stop posting feet as well?
>>552870963Leddit is two blocks down
Which uma is as close to a boy as one can get without it being gay
>>552868565Just waiting for the mega banner. I'll skip it if I don't have enough for pity though.Also a bit more concerned about the support cards, I have MLB Kita but not much else or if I have it they're at 0 or 1 LB so even if I have the umas I can't get them high enough stats.
>>552868565A lot. I still have my voucher but I'll wait.
>>552870591her 30 energy event is the funniest (banana fiend)
>>552871350K.S Miracle
>>552871250I got my Winter Festival Oguri and three other 3 stars with 80 rolls. If the math maths, you easily got this with carats to spare.
>>552868565Missing quite a lot…
>>552868565>>552870672>>552868565Its so fucking over for me bros...
>>552871350>as close to a boy as one can getMejiro Ryan> without it being gaydoes not compute
>>552871124
>>552870963No
Check out this round number
>>552871350Mr cock and ball
>>552871519
>>552871350Trascend
>>552871519Her eyes are very attractive and cat-like, unlike Little Cocoon's awful ones
>>552871523You can't say that
>>552871534round?
Dober, what the fuck was that?I've never seen someone lose their debut that hardWas this a scripted loss or something, what the fuck?She wasn't even cornered, she just didn't do anything the whole race
>>552871609>Her eyes are very attractive and cat-likeYou can't say that about a lady in public! You have to marry her now!
>>552871350katsuragi gays
>>552871519How did a bombshell like Kingu give birth to an uggo like this?
>>552871674Yes!
>>552871682Dumb fucking bitch
I'm sorry danchud... I will pretend to study for 2-3 hours. I have exams to prepare (as in luckshit).
>>552871730captain planet
Stop being mean to Dober right now
>>552871303She would, but only for her toreina (me)
>>552871674hoeh
>>552871350Bros are never gay
>>552871519CUTE
>>552871350Katsuragi AceKS MiracleCheval Grand
Maybe I'll roll for her alt
>>552871937HOEH ARIGATOU
How should i finish this? I have a lot of hints for both long and medium.
All these feminine adorable umas and you go for the homo bait ones. Not beating the allegations.
>>552871350pokke
>>552871682Losing debuts happens from time to time, but fuck, last place... I think only my Laisu managed that once. My condolences.
>>552872004Meisho Doto!!!!!!!
Adding my queen Christmas Oguri to my harem made the passion for this game burn inside of me againToday i will rework my TT with all the latest additionsTomorrow i will work towards the next CM
>>552871973HOEEHHHHH
>>552871974
>>552868196The most likely outcome is Oguri falls victim to Wendigo Psychosis due to stress. It'll be a red Christmas.
I swear they fucked with slow metabolism rate It feels like the odds are 30 to 40% now
I fucked up
>>552868565I want Smart Falcon
do i need pump on end closers (non-golshi) for saggi or is it a if you use it it is already too late skill like in libruh?
>>552872245treat her better you sick fuck
>>552871303you sure?
I'm going to end it all
if you are going to reject your trainee remember to don't do it before a big event
>pull on dober (150 pulls)>get spooked by bourbon in the process>actually running her careers all day for TT instead of commiting to parent slogAutoplay fucking WHEN
>>552872289It's okay, she bounces back quickly
>umalator says that xoguri can survive sagittarius with just 500 stam,1 gold and 3 white recoveriesThat's literally cheating. Who even thought having a recovery on top of already crazy velocity and acceleration buff on an ult would be balanced?
>>552870635UMAZING
hoeh sex
>>552872004Somebody tell me please or she's going to disappear!
>>552872426I would never betray my trainee's feeling
>>552872537Tranny Nature
>>552868565this many
322 posts and not a single mention of Uma-on-Trainer rape, good job guys keep it up
>>552872463WHAT IS THIS DIDDY BLUD DOING ON THE UMALATOR IS BLUD EINSTEIN?
>>552872241My cat hits that same pose when I call him a big fat idiot. Is Machikanefukukitaru the same as my boy Salami?
>>552872516Make her a loooooong cow
>>552872463You run into problems if you take the stamina to the extreme minimum. You're calculating the unique's recovery as necessary to finish, this means your uma will delay starting spurt until you hit your unique which is instant loss. Unless you trigger unique before late race but that's also bad.
>>552872426>rejecting your traineeWhy would anyone do that
>>552872658I think piggers who have 3LB~MLB Riko shouldnt run into these stamina problems
Imagine how Doto would look at you if she found out you were bullying TM Opera O
Fuck...i was so close. Fucking trainings fucked me over in the last 10 turns.
Umas would make a bad gf and wife
Just got back from vacation. Who did you spend your holidays with anons? Here's me with my gf during our Christmas Eve date.
>>552872658Both u=ma2 and 777 activate before the final leg in sagittarius.
>>552872713Best cow
>>552872713Toreina don't have just one toreinee, you can't marry them all.
Kawakami Princess is a wild beast because of her cursed bloodline
>>552872463Her ult also restores stamina, lol
>>552872426That's right. Do it after graduation so you don't have to deal with the emotional fallout.
>>552872934Shut up Goodbye Halo, that's your granddaughter
>>552871303Nature would say this right before wearing it
>>552872905IKZE, not every uma is like Sweepy
>>552872921How about just both roommates?
>>552872909Triple 7's triggers like 2 seconds into late race, late than spurt and even later than angling. Of course it's an extreme mimimum stamina scenario but still that's a long ass time to let end closers accelerate at full spurt while your uma is still cruising.
>try to pull for Christmas Yakub>get the fat fuckI know cap is better but I already have the regular one
Nice Nature probably carries a lot of nearly expired coupons
>>552873126eishin falco art is so comfy...
>>552873126flash would not share with falcon, especially with how passive falcon is.
Whats the suggested xoguri deck? 2 speed + 3 wit ?
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE bless me with a good sparkI'm so tired of doing her parent runs. She jobs every single medium race because of medium B and no unique...
>>552873229Why you got to blame Biwa for the creation of the white devil, anon? Do you hate the Bannanator?
>>552872426>Rejecting those thighs and uddersJust tell her to wait until she retires if it bothers you, you maniac
>>552872934Is that why she likes punching her trainers so much?? Can you also provide the screencap? It's cute
i've been seeing some japanese pissed off with the eng localization. thought it was just a global thing. why are japs even celebrating christmas? they aren't christians are they?
>>552873353But she wants to umapyoi right now
>>552873337AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>552873425so there was thing called ww2
Biwa's big fat head....
>>552873425Nah, but they love KFC and KFC convinced them it was THE Christmas thing to eat a fuck load of KFC on Christmas so they celebrate the season cause there are a fuckton of good KFC deals in JapanReal brilliant marketing move actually
>>552873480can you give me a tldr what happened? i have no clue
>>552873516made exclusively for torena kissu
>>552873428>if you want it, then you'll have to take itis the correct response in this scenario
>>552873471Nice great grandparent. What are you farming healer grass inherit for?
>>552873425It's just commercialized business there, not a religion thing. Not like Christmas in the west has much to do with religion at this point anyway. Afaik in JP it's more of a thing for couples, not a family gift giving thing. Also KFC marketing ploy.
>>552873425Anon...Do you think only christians celebrate christmas...?
>>552873549tldr americans occupied mainland japan and several factors influenced them towards american culture. christmas in japan is completely corporate and is seen as something similar to valentines. they celebrate it but not in a christian way but its still culturally prevelant.
>>552873425>i've been seeing some japanese pissed off with the eng localizationsource? big if true
>>552865292Digitan HATE
>got a lucky 10 pull on brian>sparked on seiun due to meta fomo>sparked on smaru due to meta fomo>got a lucky 10 pull on digitan>got a lucky 10 pull on kawakami>got a lucky 10 pull on jordan>sparked on oguri due to meta fomoI've always done 1 10 pull on every banner for fun, rarely rewarded, other times it was just oh well move on, but for every so called meta uma/parent I fell for fomo and I had to spark (only time I didn't was dober, but still at fucking 140)maybe the game is telling me not to be a metaslave bitch and just have fun. gacha is fucking shit, wish I didn't like this game
>>552865330>>552865715>>552865957>>552869935>>552870729>>552871518>>552872537Hmm, not bad not bad
>>552873607Backup for Obuhi
>>552872463It's just common cygames favoritism. Some umas just have to be better than the others.
What would your favourite Uma's morrow universe counterpart be like?
>>552873549Don't listen to the western pig
>>552873549the second sino Japanese war/wwii wasn’t Japan’s more shining moment in history, along with older conflicts like the Imjin war when Toyotomi Hideyoshi got the megalomania and thought he was going to conquer mainland China, he butchered his way through Korea to achieve that goal, Japan has a lot of negative feeling from their neighbors
>>552873708>maybe the game is telling me not to be a metaslave bitch and just have funYes you fucking retard
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>>552873762
>>552873824sorry wrong thread
>>552865027pov: your crotch's blood flow increases a little
Imagine an uma banzai charge.
>>552873908reloading her gu- oh wait, she's got none
>>552873824toyotomi did that to placate the daimyos though. He had a completely united country full of hardened veterans with no purpose. Nobunaga, while dead, would have done the same thing so calling it "negative" is shortsighted
whoatime for sex with japanese uma
are you supposed to have only 3 recoveries and hope they all proc on xoguri?
>>552873471How do these even work? Even if i get 3* in something after 100 runs the runner gets paired with other 2 that only got 1*. How do i control that?
>>552873926
>>552873981>japanese umaAnon. I don't know how to tell you this but...she's from Kentucky. She's got burger genes. Southern Genes She'll bloat up like a whale after her first kid.
>>552873971I think it was half giving the daimyo something to do and I think he probably thought he could do anything at that point. He literally climbed from the lowest tier of Japanese society to the highest he could possibly go, it’s not out of the realm of possibility that he thought he could expand the empire
>>552873981remember to use protection
>>552874050yea gwo just get 1.2k wit and do a 90%*90%*90% and pray inshaumallah
>>552865957I sparked spe
>>552874084
>>552872632what the FUCK
>>552874084>>552874238I’m not one to marry their trainee, but man, umas are cute
>>552873425>why are japs even celebrating christmas? they aren't christians are they?Japan is an American vassal because they lose WWII so they celebrate our holidays (Christmas), play our sports (baseball), and perform the same meaningless cultural rituals that we do (voting in elections).
>>552874185>72.9% chanceits so over bros
>>552874127that's what i'm saying, it also wouldn't have been the first korean campaign that a japanese leader has done. Hideyoshi is responsible for the groundwork of what would be the meiji restoration with uniting the country so i wouldn't say he was a megalomaniac.
>>552866371I keep pulling Eishin Flash which I'm ok with and fucking Halloween Shower
Is Xoguri good next CM?
7 and you win CM4 and you lose CM
>>552874415no
>>552874072Borrow? Also eventually you play enough that you'll have your own library of 2* and 3*. 2* aren't that bad if they have the desirable pinks and whites
>>552874050You're supposed to run 4. No matter how much you witmax with only 3 recoveries you'll miss one like 20% of the time which is unacceptable.
>>552873425it's a very special day for them, either if you spend it with family or with your couple
>>552874485SHIRAOKI PLEAAASE I LOST THE LAST ONE
>>552874118torena-san...
>>552874493Okay, but how do they get paired with the other 2? Is it automatic? Some 1* i get are paired with 2 3* and the other way around? How do i get 3* paired with other 3*?
can someone post the kitasan twerking webm?
>>552874642dia-chan...
>>552874625you can't be serious
>>552873971It's only bad when it can be spinned to forward my own agenda or worldview you seeJust like Churchill leaving his child to die as a pow is an act of courage, while Stalin doing the same is an act of cowardice>>552874371And that's why it's the most advanced and succesful country in the shithole that is asia, so much so that even without a military it's a menace to East Taiwanbtw don't ask Tachyon what she was doing during 1936 to 1945 in Pingfang
Quick, which retarded uma noise is your favourite? Mine is either Nice Nature having an aneurysm or Machikanefukukitaru's autistic shrieking
>>552874589
the localisation is accurate. Christmas in japan is a kfc meme day. it would be like localising happy 7-11 day into merry Christmas
>Yaeno tries to teach Bamboo Memory about Tale of the Heike>commentary mentions battle of Okehazamafucking history geeks
>>552874675
>>552874716>hawawa>BABABABABA
>>552874589>>552874745Why are you attacking me so early?
Would she buy silver?
Ohayou. Good luck with Finals everyone.
>>552874625That is your choice to make before starting a career when you are choosing your legacies/spark for your trainee uma. You DO manually choose them and NOT using auto-select, are you?
>>552874580You can't hide from the truth, Ass Wonder! You crave chili and cornbread on a genetic level!
Am not sure what borrow to use on latesurger for arima kinen. Either nakayama festa for uma stan or narita brian for beeline burst gamble for speed carryover.
>>552874914Me on the
>>552874914sex with mares
>>552874914
>>552874748Whatever you say, Jewnonymous
>>552874716AAAA MOU
ass wonder her ass is a wonder
>>552874843What happened to Doto's arms! Why is she a Dotonugget?! Who did this to her?!
>>552874683considering most people are retards asking what le christian holiday is doing in japan you'll have a pretty easy time doing that
>>552874716Nigga
>>552874914Scarlet isn't that big. And why do they all have small areolas? I hate small areolas, it looks like a man's chest.
>>552874716HHOOOOOEEEEEH
Sex with Verxina
>>552874914now post the fillies one
>>552874716great mood rice ganbatte oooo!!
>>552874716Oguri imitating a pregnant woman
>>552874875Why would she buy inferior metals?She'd only buy gold, the trendy metalPlatinum, the superior silverAnd Mercury, the thinking man's metal
>>552875006And El was never heard from again. The end.
>>552874745What's "umapyoi"?
>>552875094
>>552875114baby poster isn't here yet
>>552875114Anon, Scarlet is one
waitexplain hoguri to meyou want the 3rd recovery to activate exactly at the late race, but you also want 4 recoveriesso if you have 4 recoveries what's stopping you from proccing 3 of them early and blow your wincon
>>552873425this didn't actually happen
>>552875018They are bound behind her back, blind man.
>>552875134Silver's trendy rn, Torepi
If Vodka played mass effect she'd try to play renegade but give up at the first mean option. Daiwa Scarlet would try to play paragon, but end up renegade on "accident"
>>552874716
YOU WERE TOO LATETHEY'RE MINEALL MINE
>>552875284
>>552873425these lib translators are putting words in the character's mouths, of course the character's fans are mad
>>552875284Mayacchi is growing!
>>552875207The 4th recovery needs to be near or at the same point as the last recovery, so in some tracks this would be U=ma2 for example (where either U=ma2 or Triple 7s triggers at the same point). This is not viable for all tracks so your Oguri becomes a gambler (72.9% max chance at 1200 wit) - its still pretty good but not guaranteed
How do I build pace for this cm? Should I take duty of dignity or red ace?
i WILL fatten up Marvelous so goddamn much that her belly sticks out more than her enormous breasts
New player here, just joined to Ogurin's banner, is it good to pull? I'm thinking of being F2P so IDK if this is a whale uma
>>552875284Nishino flower is so fertile, bros
>>552874745I once had an uma dream involving nice nature. For the life of me I cannot remember what the contents were but man was she cute in it. All I remember was that she was there with me at some abandoned warehouse and I was being chased for some reason, but it was great.
>>552875423wonder why is Spe wearing a maternity dress
>>552875284>>552874914>tails >but no pubes Why? They are all over 15.
>>552875284Maya's budding chest...
>>552875501>nishino flower>over 15debatable
>>552875240Only because every few years goldless bastards try to make it trendy in order to copeSilver is the copium of trendsGold is eternal
>>552874504xoguri auto wins if she gets her ult off at the right time. you're actually lowering her win rate if you add in a 4th recovery and make her ult at the wrong spot.
>>552874914>>552875284TO THE SLAUGHTER WITH YOU
I can't wait for a whole year. What if a car hits me, or someone kills me before She comes out? Or i get cancer?
Spebwos... not like this...
oh shit
doto… get away from her… she’s dangerous…
>>552874748>Christmas in japan is a kfc meme day. it would be like localising happy 7-11 day into merry Christmasthis point is completely irrelevant and probably disingenuous. it's not a question of whether Japs celebrate Christmas the same way that we do. they're saying Christmas, we know what Christmas is, thus it doesn't need localization. The purpose of localization is to try and convey the meaning and/or nuance of speech when it can't be properly understood or conveyed through direct translation.
>Nobody is borrowing my uma anymoreIt's over bwos... I can't fight with the roided botters on Chronogenesis.
>>552875634Who...who is the Slaughterer, Director san?
>>552875657o fuck its true
>doom scrolling before heading out to my mechanic >this fucking horse showing up on my feed I hate you all
>>552875682
>>552875664Falcon is... Smart??????!!!!!!
>>552875794overalls are so fucking hot
>>552875773Please don't use "fucking" and "horse" and attach this picture here unless you want a repeat of the ultimate disaster, when puppets turn to face the maremaster
>>552875791Aiiiiie! Natie! Ya...Yamaroooo!!!
>>552875452Pull for support cards first, you can't build a good Oguri without semi decent cards
>>552875657How do i get 50k friend points a month?
>>552875023why is this a different image hash from the one i made even though it's exactly the same
>>552875773algorithm'd
>>552875153sex, it means sex
>>552875871Thanks, what type of cards do you reccomend?
>>552875773>sees a white horse>thinks about inappropriate thingsthis sounds like a "you" problem not an "us" problem
Hello friends!!!
>>552875432And I will flatten her up with some nasty, sweaty, plapping umapyoi>>552875643>what if a car hits meDon't be retarded, look at both sides, and train your spatial awareness>someone kills meGet a gun and kill them before they've got the chance>i get cancerHalve the carbs you consume, stop drinking more than a can of soda, avoid booze and smokes like the plague, drink lots of water, and eat your veggiesIf you die anyways, I'll take care of my wife in your honor. Yours will be the name of our first and eleventh son
>>552874748I don't know that translates into deleting "Christmas" like with "Christmas Star" translating into just "Star"
>>552875284remember that Nishino gets flustered over taking wedding photos with her trainer
>>552875962Hello babyposter
>>552875791N..nyo...Nice Nature wouldn't kill someone. She wouldn't gun down a Torena in cold blood....
>only get 1 or even 0 daily shop appearances from team trials at reset>now have to do daily races one at a timethis sucks man
>>552875914file size, amigo
>>552875634I would like to see the director in a tracen uniform.
aaaiiieee I can't post image
>>552876081but she's shooting hearts to (you)
>>552873425despite what twitter retards tell you, the japanese aren't retarded and do know the difference btween "holydays" and "christmas"
>>552876098shouldn't it be the same file size though
>>552876081>she was the sleeper agent all along>if she gets a placing above 3rd, she must kill the trained because he wants to breed umas>if she places below 3rd, she must dispose of the useless trainers>the only thing we don't know is when they'll activate the termination protocolOh no...
>>552876226The two are not thoughbeit
>>552875950NTA but you just missed the best card banner for f2ps but the next good one is Fukukitaru speed card which is about couple of weeks from now
>>552876290i dont understand computer
>>552876283
>check /uma/ before going to bed> you should roll for Dober>wake up> check /uma/>actually you >actually you shouldn't roll for Dober, Ryan is freeclassic/uma/ experience
Which umas are capable of pulling this off?
>>552876348you should always roll for who you like, because borrows exist
>>552876348It's brown hours and they can't afford dober, so they are coping with Ryan
>>552876365You mean standing paizuri?
>>552876348idcthe less people that roll for Dober the better for me, since then they'll need to borrow my Dober
Christmas is saved!
>>552876348Difference is, Dober can be parent and runnerAnd Ryan is disgusting>>552876365So far only Inari and Marvelous I thinkMaybe Doto if your cock is large enough
>>552874716WEEEEEIIII
>>552876348If it makes your dick hard you rollIt's that simple
>>552876494Rob Roy?
>>552876310Horse tails aren’t prehensile retard
Back to regular Dober breeding schedule
>>552875950I suggest you reroll until you get some good SR and SSR cards. For careers, you will be borrowing a MLB Kitasan. There's a guide for newfags in the op as well.
>>552876537What if they all make me hard?
>>552876494What about Rob Roy?
>>552876595But she's not a horse, horse don't exist in this world
My favourite activity is stealing Teio's dream with Nice Nature. It brings me great joy
>>552874716What the other diddyblud said
>>552876494Is 16cm enough?
>>552876590>>552876668Sometimes I forget her tits are canonically bigger than Sunday'sI guess she'd be too strong if she looked like this biblically accurate pic
>>552876626Then you can choose as you see fit
I think we need more cropped porn posting
>>552868565So many they won't even fit on the screen, there's another 3 below, really hoping to get Taishin and Brian on the all uma banner
>>552876595I don't care
Fun fact: your favorite Uma has incredibly smelly girlfeets!All girlfeets are smelly! It's just the way that it is! But it's not bad; it's a cute thing! You get to smell the cute stinky girlfeets of your Uma AND tease her about how smelly they are and watch her face turn bright red!
>>552875773I started getting reels from the actual JP farm houses including Doto's farm
>>552876837I HATE CURREN
>>552876929why are you like this
>>552876929Nice Nature. Kill this man.
>>552876054
>>552876929PSADon't smell Cafe's feetIf you know, you know
>>552876365
>>552876929
I have a crackpot theory/headcanon on why uma musume have pre hensile tails and it involves them having similar monkey (but also horse) ancestors that allows their tails to be longer like a monkey’s but shaped and grown like a horse. This is what I remind myself whenever I see art of umas performing tail jobs
>>552877054
>>552868565About 7 lines of them. I wanted to fill them out with the HOguri spark but I got her sooner than expected...
>>552877119Oguri would prefer a crockpot
>>552865027Is Pasa's skill useful on the next CM?
>>552874716MOOO, I mean MOOOH
>>552877119They're another flavor of catgirl
QUICK DO A 10 PULL
>>552877151She'd prefer a Hotpot.
>>552876992Because girlfeets are cute and smelly!>>552877064Why not? Now you're just making me WANT to huff her cheesy vinegary girlfeets...!
The fact most Uma fans don’t get in a pissy fit when they see Suzuka paired with in game trainer and not Spe or SpicaChad, is amazing. On the other hand, if I were to pair Guda of FGO with any of the Type Moon girls, I’d be crucified by its fanbase. Hence, why FGO is afraid to pair characters from previous TM installments with Guda, but Uma freely releases characters that are Trainer love. I should say that the fact Umas are flesh and blood beings that can get pregnant is a major win
>>552877119>art of umas performing tail jobsMay I see this evidence
Funny thing is. Oguri would be the Uma best equipped to survive in the wild due to her weird sixth sense in navigating forests.
>>552877217Ok, now what?
>>552877365She'll die of food poisoning before going out of the forest
>>552877431She's too strong to get food poisoning
i dont like the update they did that makes my trainee lose races
>>552877080If you don't pull for all 3 then you are gay.
>>552868565Aside from standard Special Week there's not really anyone else, just maru and taiki for inherit reasons
>>552877334>The fact most Uma fans don’t get in a pissy fitOh, they got into other pissy fits alright lol
>>552868495January 15
>>552877387I don’t know…
>>552877246Canonically, Manhattan's cafe's nails are prone to injury, and to make the strain on her feet less painful she became a long distance runnerThe problem is, her nails will eventually make her bleed out after a race and sometimes after training, and if not properly treated they can get infected, so her feet will only smell like blood and pus, or hospital disinfectant
>>552877568Thanks my chestnut
>thought that only XOguri is must roll>suddenly Dober is must roll>suddenly new year Opera is must roll tooI call bullshit
Shiraoki demands you run a Fuku Career, right now.
>>552877638hoguri strong acedober strong parent for lates and endsnyopera strong parent for paces i think
Bullshit has arrived
>>552868495>>552877568>>552877630jan 15th is for the uma herself (which you should also get!)her rerun ssr banner is in march
Who am I bringing next cm? Of course my oshis gold ship, taishin and x oguri.
>>552877739Fo sho mah chestnut fo sho
>>552877334Since the uma trainer is faceless you can use mental gymnastics and imagine the game trainer is the same as the anime/mangaIn FGO you have a clear face of the characters so I guess it turns on the autism/cucks flight instinct whenever they see fictional characters engaging with another fictional character
bros... my registered hoguri has no medium S, her wit is only 500 and i accidentally bought 4 recoveries. i'm going to queue into a finals lobby with two other S rank hoguris and they will make fun of me...
We should burn Sweep Tosho on a pyre like the witch she is. She will Yada Yada no more!
>>552877638They're differentRight now, XOguri is a good runnerAll the time, Dober is a good parent and with proper training, a good runnerOpera O, is going to be a good parent in a year or soimo you should only pull umas you like, or umas that are runners since some other autistic anon will eventually share their busted parents
>>552877719Opera, Kita, and Mayano have been the three best long runners for like 4 years in JP
>>552877638NYOpera has always been a must roll bwo
threesomes with umas
How screwed are paces in the next CM? I want to run Winter Biwa since her outfit is great and she's my oshi but there really aren't any good acceleration skills and I cant just make her a late and rely on Dober/Ryan accels since her ult doesn't work if she's in that range. I almost feel like making regular Biwa a Late is going to be a better idea but it's such a shame to not use the new outfit.At least Winter Biwa will be better when I bring her to the sprint and dirt CMs (already have a parent ready for the dirt one too)
>>552875773Looks like a normal horse to me.Was there some tragedy attached to it?
>>552877719Nyopera is just pulse+ good on everything. Hoguri metacucks will want her as gp or parent. Think about Hoguri with pulse+, you just made default oguri obsolete
I do not respect any of you.
>>552877135That’s the one!!
>>552877949cool
>>552878038ok taishin
Reminder that you get hit by a car in her career
Just one borrow run...
Did you roll?Carat status?What are you rolling for next?
>>552878113ok ill try to remember this for the 3 years until her banner comes
>>552876120
>>552878113Why would Maruzensky do this to us?
>>552877586I understand. But her feets would still have a bit of cheese and vinegar smell to them! It's just impossible to work around! Girlfeets are always smelly and that's just the way it is!
>>552878153no28k (90% being paid)Fine
I hate you.
>>552878153I got her and I have most umas I like and don't really want any of the ones coming soon so I'll save for Finemo in hopes I can LB3 my Lb0 oneI have 3k carats
>>552877135i really like sirius in these
>>552878038
>>552878172Don't worry I will remind you when the time comes
>>552878153no84kTamamo Cross
>>552874716Vodka has a few. GRAHHH is the best one
>>552878340Why would the director do this to her
>>552878230If hers smell of cheese and vinegar it means she'll have to cut them soon, so...
>>552878153yes, got her in 20 rollsi have 38k still probably gonna roll on the megabanner
>>552878173These are edited! I know they are umas and they're running this acade
>>552872274>>552872274>>552872274ANSWER ME METALARDS BWEEEEEEEH
>>552877983Biwa needs groundwork, so get spark farming. She can also technically front run.
I know this is a scam but I'm considering it for TaikiI know I shouldn't, but should I?
>>552878318>Club when Mambodanchou finally kicks the flatliner
>>552878523kaichou's boobs...
>>552878523Shiraoki Sama demands you pull
>>552878532I thought they were kicked already
>>552878417YES NOW QUIT YOUR BITCHING TEIO!
>>552872274Should've used Dober's skill too
>>552878153yes13k (I got her and Biwa in 2 10x rolls lol)I was thinking about, Is V.Bourbon before the all uma banner? if so I'm thinking about skipping it and sparking the all Uma for her because at least I get a chance at a few umas I dont have or dupes for the ones I have. If it's after I'll skip all Umas and roll on V.Bourbon.After that I only plan on rolling Mr. C.B and Neo Universe after but those 2 are 1 year away
>>552877431that's like goku dying of food poisoning
>>552878417You need Ryan's and Dober's
>>552878598there are ALWAYS flatliners
>>552878597>7Oh no. Kami sama actually does want you to pull
>>552877802That’s true, I don’t pair SpicaChad with any of the girls(nor do I have anything against it), his design is really sleek especially his hairstyle.
>>552878640have fanartists been guessing what almond is like for a year now?
>Do a parent run>Can't get anything I want>Do a fan run>Get everything I want
No christmas any more, only "holidays"...
>>552878523DependsHow many umas you want from the pool?How many umas you don't want?Do the substraction, and if the result is more than 1, do it
>>552878767Blessing of danchode…
Another day, another new day with less ohayous than the last one ;-;
>>552878743She will be the competitive and jelly younger sister I prefer older but no idea how they would work with that Her career will be about the purest form of love, I'm certain of it
>>552878414take your meds, Tracen administration is 100% human
>>5528781531 ticket61k2 sparks on mega banner
>>552878861I want to kill myself so no ohayou from me sorry
>>552878897what's stopping me from bending the director over her desk and taking her to pound town
Your Uma so dumb, she can't proc her unique.
>>552878965Nothing, not even her
>>552878965Tazuna probably?
>>552878153nyope10k (can use THAT)tama maybe
>>552878861I only post Oisus now anyway
>>552878965Nothing I already did that
>>552878861I always ohayou and throw down dirt shoes, even when I have 500+ of them and only 48 sprints
>>552878965Riko. She'll die of a heart attack in front of you and kill the mood
>>552878743iirc she appears in careers of the 2019 mares and there is her song too, so there is a rough understanding of her personality, but until she releases (soon) you can't be certain about it, most fan artists I've seen like to depict her as obsessed about winning + sore loser
>>552878523It's not a scam if you have no umas from the pool.
>>552878965
>next cm is arima kinen>Every uma can work with proper accelsIts your chance to finally have some fun and not be a metasheep by bringing golshi. Dont lose your soul.
>>552878965Go for it i say
>>552874914>>552875284>cunny deleted>adults still up
>>552878965>You approach the director for sex>She happy approves with a wave of her fan>She eagerly runs you down the hallway to her bedroom>the double doors open>ten trainees rush out of the gates>The director tells you to see her in three years after you've won the URA Finale if you want to see her URA and have a finale
>>552879216This says a lot about society...
>>552878340Vodka truly is the PANIK meme incarnate
the director really is my greatest allybeeline burst saved vodka's ass more times than I could count
>>552879216>adultsThey're still growing...
>>552879204The only uma I train is my wife Digitan
Which uma would you want to be trapped in a snowed in cabin with?
>>552879273>mfw im blue balled and stuck with ten retards for three years Pain
>>552879389dober, she's built for it going by her pictures and videos
My wife Maya is ready for Capricorn Cup
Fan deposit for danchud in progress
>>552879365good job new vodka enjoyer
>>552879454bwo...her late/end unique doesn't work on capricornsame with dober unique, not even she herself can use it
>>552878743Eh there's fair amount of Almond in the game already.
>>552879440Nine Bakushins and one Daiwa Scarlet
>>552879532I gotta do a full daiwa run at some point but definitely prefer vodka overallpersonality, looks, voicehonestly from what I've seen of daiwa her whole number one thing is just really annoying
>>552879534D...did Winning Ticket fall in and drown in the lake.
>>552879365Naisu! Enjoy peak. My two star Vodka from my first week playing was my daily race MVP until recently, she's a beast. And she was a front runner for some reason. I miss being completely clueless about what stuff to buy and bring to careers...
Ogurin is the cutest!
>>552879830I ran her as a late surger for most of it but decided to switch to pace at the finals and she crushed it
you retards said that it wasn't possible for turf queens to show up on 1112 and now my run is BRICKED
>>552879273You meanI have to train umasUmas I'll have total access to groomUmas I'll eventually be able to bangAND I'll also be able to impregnate the director and marry rich?What's the downside?
>>552879729Vodka's the coolest. Simple as.
>>552879932The animation looks very MMD-isque for some reason
>>552879932AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE MY ARM
Hmmmmmm...the shoes...
>>552880052factual
pokke is ugly as fuck
>Vodkacuck replying to itselflol
>>552879578You mean the activation of it is useless?
>>552880084It has a title splash screen? Nice.
>>552879932Why is she racing with a sword? Then again.... why is Taiki racing with a gun?
Umamusume are cute until you see one (Oguri) pick up a baby chick and eat it alive during a field trip to a farm.
>>552880245Why indeed?
>>552880245Maybe it’s like in revue starlight where the umas with weapons have fight choreography during the winning live?
>>552880180dont say that....
>>552880245For all we know that might be a prop, just like Taiki'sNow, Rice...
>>552880260I would never let her get that hungry, I'd carry a Costco rotisserie chicken bag around with me for emergencies like this
Why do they even make ugly umas
>>552880180You fool
>>552880186We like cool umas here sir
Post the boots.
>>552880381Kitahara Jo....
>filter umas by end closer style>Parent farming for end closer HOguri will be grim...
>>552874716taiki when she goes NYOOOOOOOOOO
Creek you bitch
>>552880212ya because they're forced to activate on the last corner, which is way before the late-race, and any acceleration before then is entirely uselessspurt however is really strong
>>552874716materfaker when she goes bwgyaaaaaa
>>552880417The coolest.>>552880471Do NOT post the boots.
>>552880482Mutate Dober / Ryan
>>552880482Tama soon and the unbrickening resumes.
>>552880515You need her best friend.
>>552880603Those damn dust bunnies shouldn't be allowed on a public beach
>>552880603Is she really better than Gold Ship?
>>552880180No...
Deploy ze boots with cryer Vodka
>>552879821yes
Meanwhile in Mambo
Say something good about your least favorite uma!I like her tits and her misery brings me joy
daring my gf tact
KINGDOM HEARTS BOOTS FOR CHRISTMAS LMAO
>>552880842El Mysterio?!
>>552880706Similarly busted unique though slightly more challenging to trigger, better potentials (gold Tail Held High, guaranteed spurt).
>>552880850>miserytickezo isn't miserable she's just sensitive
>>552880417>She spills her spaghetti right after this lineVodka...
love gettng 4 sleep deprived in a career
>>552880706>more interesting>less annoying>sexierOf course she is
>>552880965She makes Taishin miserable.
>>552880842T501+...home...
>>552880850She makes the old men happy
>>552879534they need to fuck already
>>552880842>rank 502
>>552881015Is her ass really that big?
Is the Maya SSR worth swiping for
>>552880417wife
>>552878153Only daily68kTama
>>552880482Just borrow bwo
>>552881153sure, but keep in mind only mlb is useful
>>552880842schizo
>>552880706she is literally the same but has spurt natively. So I think she's a sidegrade, slightly less annoying to train
>>552880570Thanks so this is a front and pace heavy CMWhats the best unique to inherit then?Some Obuhi Cap won with 1.2k speed 1k power 1k wit 3LB Biko and MLB Bakushin
>Xitter users complaining about artists making Vodka angst stuff.I wonder how they survived the times Teio's fractures were memed on constantly
>>552881113Have you seen latinas?The poverty / big ass ratio is insane
>>552880417Boys are the best
>>552881239Jesus I'll just borrow it then
>>552881015>loudmouth curveless midget>sexiermaybe if you're a pederast
Bros, is there any reason not to make an End closer Xoguri ?
>>552880579i think the boots are COOL
>>552881289This is why I focus only on jp uma art and comics.
>>552880931nyo...
>>552881289They didn't, they're newfags and tourists>>552881371Goldships only sex appeal in the base form is her tits being bigShe only became a woman worth of my cummies after summer and L'arc
>>552881401other than getting her style aptitude that high, no
>>55287815315 tickets+ 1 daily84800Tamtam
>>552881289>Xitter users complainingWho cares what they say
>>552880842Is autis/uma/ the new mambo?
>>55287815390k hoooooooooooooooarding for supeope
>>552881289People were complaining about it /here/
>>552878153>Yes (had to spark)>15k>Idk I'm fucking poor now. Wanted Finemo (uma) but I'll probably hold until Finemo (card)
>>552881371The hat and ear protectors are massive debuffs
>>552878153I don't want to talk about it
me when i throw myself off the building 6 hours from now
I like golshi's silly hat personally
You need both ryan and dober inherit for cm8 or 1 of them is enough?
>>552878153NoGoodI got so many missing umas and cards I'll keep getting new!
>>552881434>even Biwa gets something cute for Christmas>you get pants and some costume boots from a cheap storermao
>>552881676>Presents from X
>>552881863Is it like that in the JP version
Give me freedom, give me fire. Give me HOguri or I retire
7
>>552881434
>>5528820127 and I rape this anon
Amogus
>>552881863Who's that old man?
>>552881262I do shadow break personally, works for every style. plancha works but odds are it won't go off often unless you're a front fighting for first or if your pace pops off. even basic bitch inherits like triumphant pulse is really bad value, just get professor and it's on, NSM is mandatory as well
>>552880850I just really dislike her career, both races and story, butbshe's actually fun in event stories so far. And she triggers my architect side like few others do.
>>552881854She gets a snowboard too
ningers
>>552882164So cool...
>>552882164I can only see the boots.
>>552882160do NOT architect the mayacchi
>>552882164At least the shitty boots have an use, lame!
>>552882160You want to make a FAT Mayano?!?!
>>552882160>And she triggers my architect side like few others do.Uh?! No, please no...
>>552882160what did he mean by this
>>552882246More boots than uma...
>>552881289I will never understand the content that is just like... "baby girl I love you but I'm terminally ill COUGH COUGH *dies*", which is nearly all of the western side of Daiwa x Vodka. At least the japs and koreans draw some very lewd handholding!
I like my uma big breasted and big headed.
>>552881915Yes, Biwa’s Unique name is in English, Presents from X
I had a dream that I had been dumped by my ningen gf, and then Luna seized the opportunity to invite me to the Winter Festival, tackled me, and force cuddled me to sleep when I accepted her invitation/confession. umamusume.
>>552882160this deranged nigger wants to make his daughter fat
>Saudi Cup on the 14th FebruaryAre we ready to see THE DIRT HERO win another G1?
Got spooked by both biwas when rolling for christmas ogurinAre either of them useful?
>>552882261>>552882347>>552882348>>552882394>>552882481She does half the job herself. It's too easy!
>>552882537Original has an okay inherit
>>552882537
>>552882537>Got spooked by both biwasYou too?
>>552882473>i put the mayonnaise on the egg>mayonegg
>>552882695Pretty sure most people here are too young to have seen that meme
>>552882775
>>552882775No one (still) here is younger than 25.
Birthdays for January and February
>>552882420The biggest AO3 uma fanfic is Vodka fucking dying overseas and Daiwa never figuring it out or moving on until she's an old woman, and it colored the writer's perception so much that others think they only write tragedies even if most of their previous catalogue is wacky Goldship/McQueen sex. In short, trend chasers.
>>552882473>dumped by ningen gf I can see why-you spent so much time being a trainer and didn’t provide enough time to her, and of course since you were training Rudolf, she would take all of your time. Once she learns you’ve been dumped, she would take you out to keep your mind off the break up, take advantage of your vulnerable state by letting you play with her ears, then having you (drunkenly) promise to marry her after she graduates
Style aptitude doesn't affect wit check right? So running XOguri with End D doesn't mess with firing her ult. Just noticed even with 6* End spark only brings it to B, shit suck
>>552882596Mayacchi is supposed to be slim, she needs to fly those planes!
>tropical brownoids confused by snow boots lol lmao
Rattled beyond belief.
>>552882775not all jokes from a show achieve actual meme status
>>552882958D->C->B->A1+3+3+3 = 10 End sparks.
These seem rather expensive...
>>552880570the late race till the end is only 400mcan endcloser even catch up??? how do you train them for sprint even
>>552883159>he googled mayoneggIt's not an arrested development joke, sperm
>>552882950What's up with Symboli Rudolf fans and their obsession with ears. Who would wanna fluff an uma's sensitive ears haha like could you imagine them twitch under your touch as your trainee gives in and let's you rub them lol who would ever dream of nipping at them while your trainee pushes her back into your chest and demands winter cuddles haha.
>>552883198>anon can't count
wtf is an architect side
>>552883304got nothing else to spend these on...
>>552883304Thats a rip off
>>55288338713 End Sparks.
>>552883304Hold up, this is new. Doesn't look that exciting though...
>>552883415I feel like I'm eventually going to run out of friend points simply by buying all the hint books each month. I think I'd rather save my FP for those than spend 40k for 2 tickets.
HELLO? BAKERY??? HELLLOOOOO???
Oissu BeikaThread doko
>>552883541hint books arent that expensive
>>552883574HELLO??? ARE YOU MOTHEFUCKER???? BLOODY???
Make a Vodka boots thread
>>552883398bond burgering the uma
>>552883398Fattening up your girlfriend/wife, got "mainstream" with Pierce Brosnan looking happier as his wife plumped up.
>>552883360what is it then unc
if no one bakes its going to be a ryan bread
>>552883636Yeah, you're right. To buy all of them is 22k FP I think? That's less than I thought. Still, I don't think 40k for 2 tickets is worth it.
shitty little boots
>>552883312taishin would be really good, since she only needs 1 inspiration proc for sprint Abut since she's forced to run tenno sho that makes it impossible, at least optimally since you only want 300 stam maximum
Hey why not make an ear thread? Just an image of uma ears, ya feel?
>>552883773Can't post it, thread is at image cap, squirt :^)
>>552883920catbox it
>>552882880I am...
Why is the chronogenesis site so dogshit lately? Keep giving me errors
>>552881824sexy tummy
Cheval_grand_bush.png
Tamamo CrossTamago (as in Egg)Tamago Cross
I'll make a thread now. You copy?
>>552883979Are you a girl?
>>552884093ai kopii!
>>552884112no
*sips*
>>552884093LANDINGGGU KISSSU
>>552883304Looks like a bait
>deleting your own imagesThat's pretty cringe, desu
EOS for /uma/..........
>>552884093*smooch*
>>552884345>>552884345>>552884345
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBY
>not even ryanfag wants to bakeIt's truly, unironically ogre
Now that the thread is dying dancho wont notice i'm flatlining
>>552884039You'd better post it in the next thread
