Previous: >>552865027>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Oguri Cap (3* alt), Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Cinderella Form), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Teio!
horse p*ssy
The event story is so fucking boring this time around.
Finally, an excellent OP.
I eat like this.
>>552878597>>552878725aieeeeeeee>>552878791I want Taiki, Rice, Rudolf, Maru or Spe, so the result is exactly 1OKAY I'M DOING IT, BLESS ME SHIRAOKI SAMA
Digitan LOVE
>>552884093>>552884157>>552884232>>552884356
*mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu mofu*
Of course
>>552884483Well?
>>552883920
>>552884528Usable
paamaa
RYAN POST
>>552884483OKAY I'LL TAKE IT
>>552884528We take those
>>552884345jesus... maybe ryan threads weren't that bad...
>3 borrows wasted again
>>552884694Got a problem with umadols?
WE LOVE OUR SMART BIRDS IN THIS HOUSEHOLD
>>552884509
Is this how Oguri should look like skill wise or too many blues? Also yes I forgot to pick Ryan.
>>552884645IT'S MY FUARKING HERO
being awake is too painful, I'll see you all after finalsgood luck <3
>>552884509This is what Riko tried to took from us
>>552884809bwo you only need 3 blues...
>>552884809Word of advice; you should aim to have at least 400 guts so you don’t get gassed out by duels
>>552884908A boyfriend...
>>552884345hoeh...
>24 more days before luckfag whales start getting UG umaare you ready for stat inflation
>>552884809Way too many blues. You need to read up more about her ult and learn how it works differently on different tracks
Is it a good cope to include Dober and Ryan as grandparents for Ryan and Dober? I don't have Taiki or OG Maru, so they're out unless I borrow them for parent runs, but I'm currently working on Pasa GP for fronts and use 3 borrows for her.They would look like this:Ryan - Dober and Rudolf grandpasDober - Ryan and Rudolf grandpas
>>552884982what's this sleeping uma meme
>>552884809powermaxxing? I thought we were witmaxxing on Hoguri to secure the recoveries proccing, no?
I don't need dober inherit for cm8..I don't need dober inherit for cm8..I don't need dober inherit for cm8..I don't need dober inherit for cm8..I don't need dober inherit for cm8..
>>552884493Can I have a translation... you might include your Hanukkah localization I don't mind
>>552884995>start getting UG>he is unaware
>>552884345Everyone's favourite umadol!
big marvelouses
Mambros... everyone is laughing at us...
This Creek is so cute I love it so much I want you to see her too
>>552885118The bra must be huge.
>>552884949I know that more or less, I just had some unlucky trainings. I meant as in generally how she is supposed to be I guess. >>552884948>>552884998But which one should I take, and what wit is "good" to have to make them proc? >>552885071Just borrowed vodka and 9* power. I actually have 2 wit cards there.
am i the only one scared of cm finals today?
>>552884995what's in 24 days
>>552885116Autis/uma/ danchou will unironically burnout himself at this rate. He's carrying everyone and I better hope he's talking with his members because there's already a flatliner.
>>552885230>burnoutCan you burnout while botting?
>>552885114In awe with how this short mysterious creature can eat
The way how we cramp last minute XOguri for before finals registration deadline reminds me way too much of university...
>>552885198do you think you'll win?
>>552885293I doubt that's a bot. His daily gain is very doable
>>552885252The trainer is completely dry
I HATE how ya'll are suddenly pretending to like Tamamo CrossI'll have you know that I liked her and made plans to pull for her all the way back in July when I first looked at the horse release schedule after starting the game. This was back when her main appearance in the anime was just the arima kinen parody donut eating contest.When i shared my intent to pull for her back then, people told me she was a shit horse with a shit design and would never be metaNow, after watching her in CInderella Gray, everyone is suddenly pretending to be a fan huhFuck youI'm better than all of you posers
>>552885198I got into A finals so it’s heart of the cards at this point. I either get shitters or I get double S ranked XOguri.
I regret sparking Christmas Oguri. I just wanted another dirt Uma not called Haru or Pasa for TT team.
>>552885075Unfortunately I do not speak niponese and found no proper translation, have this mtl instead
>>552885417Are you skipping XGuri for Tama?
>>552885432zensky
>>552885441were any of Digitan's kids any good?
>>552885198There's no way I'll win but gibs are gibs. Managed to send a stronger Dober to finals and she got the hot spring event during the career, which means Fuku literally blessed her chances of winning
Is NSM good on Xoguri pace or it's just for Late/End?
>>552884809little break + 777 + corner recovery if latebig eat + 777 + corner recovery if pace>but I need a fourth in case one failsYou only need a 4th if you're doing extra long (3200+) and maestro upgrade on corner recovery is enough for shorter longs (2500-3000).If you're not proccing all 3 skills it's your own fault for having subpar int. Especially since those three skills have good activation rates.
>xoguri is harder than just getting 3 recoveries and winning>the amount of people that fell for the gaslight>AGAINlmao
>>552885417I've literally been waiting for her ever since I started playing. I don't even know if she's meta or not
>get long S>get spurt >end up with garbage stats due to bad rainbow RNGthe eternal Golshi cycle
>>552885441Oh, I didn't realize that was supposed to be her daughter. That's cute.
>SKIP DOBER>RYAN IS LE FREEEnjoy training the ugliest Mejiro
>>552885441Why did she make her daughter wear her old race clothes
>>552885521I'm revving up a trimmer
>>552885198I stopped caring after I lost by a nose length after busting my ass for Virgo finals. Whatever happen happens
>out of carats while rolling for dober (yes i know rolling without 30k carats is dumb but i threw them all at kitasan and couldn't get the numbers up)>get a ticket from the christmas event>rainbow door>rudolf dupeFUCK
>>552885230>our autist HR danchode>burning outyou haven't seen anything yet
>>552885682you're not only using 2 speed cards right?
I have like 900 skill points left.Should I pick NSM+Inside scoop (gold) + prof/Is it better if I replace any of those with Gourmand or It's on ?
I think I'm helping her to get over her fear of men.
>>552885198I will simply proc Super Lucky 7 and cause a leviathan to crash out. It has been preordained.
>>552885218uma card combo that gives +100 all stats for free.
Rudolf probably has the funniest reactions on her career goals and events. She's always shocked or sad during career goals but smiling when it's mood down events
>>552885198My goal is always to make it into A finals so anything above 3rd is fine
Results from my sagi experiments:1 frenzied end closer delays spurt. Chances are 2 will kill. A frenzy gamble team would be funny.
>>552885712fake fanthat's not digitan's outfit, just similar in styleit's the beta design
>>552885092I don't like seeing the creature sad, she should always be happy and silly
>>552885521Th bush is too big!
>>552885935I like the strat but getting rushed is only like 17%
>>552885675
>>552885892She's also the one who panics the least if she loses races
>>552885527Depends on how you look at it but one of his daughters is a mom of Smart Falcon's most successful child - Shamal
>>552884546Mayonegg is from AD, but the reference that other anon wasn'tHope this helps, whelp :^)
erauma fags, I recall seeing benis in some screenshot a whileback, bit the bullet and trying it out now where is she? Pestered akikawa to give the list but I've only see nip umas.
Is Christmas Oguri deck always going to be 2 speed and 3 wit since she needs 900+ wit?
>>552885505I have enough to spark both of them, but yeah I'll probably skip the Christmas alt since i already have the base version>>552885679Then you're one of the real onesBut it's absolutely undeniable that there's been a huge uptick in Tamamo interest since the CG anime. Especially the second season.
what's the point of velocity skills do you just pick some of those up with your accels during the final leg or something?
When do we get sweaty Mejiro Bright?
>>552885198I already lost twiceI...kinda don't care that much
>>552885198I barely made it in A during my very last attempt yesterday, I wouldn't be surprised if my team jobbed but wouldn't be surprised either if they win since I believe in them.>>552885765Now I am curious. Though, I'm serious with chatting with members. Communication is always the key especially if you're aiming for A rank.
>>5528857983 spd 2 pow riko, I just got completely skunked on rainbows
>Pre Hopeful Stakes Fast learneryeppers, it's another "no pink sparks on inspire" episode
>>552885521How am I supposed to eat her umanko
>>552885675>>552886013the cutest
torepi
>tfw I bought carats>tfw that basically means I'm part of the share owner of Forever Young, horse of the yearDamn this is crazy
have sex?
Is straight descent or highlander good for Saggytitttts
>>552886137I don't keep receipts but I had decent amount of Tamamo posts in /uma/ early times when they're asking which honses we're waiting for. I'm ready to spark her too
>>552886461I can't
weiii yo tanoshii da ne!?
>>552886461nah im good
>>552886461sauce now dober
>>552886478The only thing I'm sure is that Taiki Shuttle is cute :3
>>552886594That can be fixed
>>552886478Uphills have a 1 in 3 chance of being really strong
>>552885696I did buncha Ryan runs and she is unironically a good one. Her hair is an acquired taste for sure, her casual fit is terrible, but her earnest smile and voice wins me over.If you never heard her embarrassed >hoawhhhAnd your heart didn't skip a beat, you are a heartless monster.She is the most girly Mejiro, she was just gaslighted by McQueen into branching out into tomboy route, because she was tired of being mogged. She is also the most kino racer because of her signature and running style.
A Guts build for CM8 is so incredibly stupid and yet somehow it works
>>552886685I don’t like how he looks at me
>>552886594
>>552886461Source please
>doing it in front of all these impressionable /uma/ boysMejiro Harlot!
>>552886461Dober with her trainer after seeing how he acts like a shoujo character
TREINA-SAN
this dumb fuck
>>552886446I won $40 betting on Forever Young in the BCC
>>552886461This better not be some R18 MMD with songs playing
TazunaTazunaTazunaTazunaTazunaTazUMA
Super Creek
>>552886461#LookingAtDober
>>552886770Flying Mating Plancha with Umamusume A.
>>552886718her hot spring story is incredible
I don't think Suzuka will be good this time. Unrestrained activates way too late. Getting enough recoveries also interferes with getting other skills unless you fast learner and luckgod skill hints.
>>552886478highlander is gamblecore but super good if it activates on the final hill, since the final hill in the arima kinen is close to the finish line
>>552886126idk, didn't get her yet, tried winning L'Arc but that didn't work, you need the other anon to answer your question
>>552886013reminds me of the artist who does Kanan
https://jiggie.fun/_9SAfjhttps://jiggie.fun/_9SAfjhttps://jiggie.fun/_9SAfj
>>552884528save it for the trannyon event
I'm tired of /uma/ every single day the same topicsthe same imagesi cant stand it anymore
>>552886827
>>552886139Velocity increase ups the cap of the horses speed as they only run at maximum speed during final burst. The problem with a lot of them is short duration, as they have to>activate skill>accelerate to their new top speed>slow down back to old top speed when skill times outThe double circle ones are good because they last 3 seconds and with good power you should get 1~1.5 seconds of the top speed before slowing back down.They at least can make a difference unlike accels which are useless if your uma is at top speed.
>>552887037I'll give you a new topic> you're a faggot lamoooooooooooooo
>>552887037
>>552884483>>552884645My calculations are never wrongGratz
>>552887037I'm making new Dober images!
You people just like whoring your umas to everyone.
just like 140 SP for a chance to eliminate gold ship from the race
>>552887037shut upmy images are greatthey're perfectly square!
spe
>>552887306
>>552886461I can't, I have medicals exams in 2 days and they told me not to ejaculate. Should I be scared...
even taiki brings me victoryodd I job
>>552887452>Should I be scaredYes, of the nurses...
>>552886461no way fag
>>552885198I don't even watch CM races anymore and rarely check stats.It got stale really quickgibs are nice though
>>552887451
>>552886794nofrom the look of it, it's just a newer koikatsu model
>>552887037CM is almost over. The next few CMs are fairly simple. XOguri is over. JP has nothing to poke us with for at least a couple months. Things will be better for a while.
>>552885198yeah kinda. I'm in B so it doesn't really matter. figure I'll get second, but even if I get third it's whatever. this was a rough CM, seemed like nothing I did worked. Maybe Sagittarius will be better.
Next CM will be better
>>552887461
>>552887621
>>552887625>every Umanko is either terribly drawn stick figure by hacks, AI slop or some mod for Illusion games>99% of decent to good artists just dance around yakuza gaslightGrim. Dark even.
You know, you could be acquiring your very own REAL and HUMAN girlfriend (and future wife) right now instead of wasting your time with fictional horse girls.
>>552887946yada
>>552887805
is 200 speed/stam/power good for Golshi going into the hopeful's good?
UOHHH, Sweepy still hasn't dropped but I want her Wedding Alt so goddamn bad!
>>552887840Blame the YakuzaWe're missing on KINO from real masters at the craft of erotic depictions of fiction>>552887946Uma wife will always love meHuman wife will only love my money
>>552885198I've failed to acquire Gemini and Libra Plat, so there is no longer point in caring about CM performance. I just make good enough horses to qualify for graded A-finals.
>>552888038No.
>>552887946Anyone who knows the nature of real women would know they're not comparable. Not to say they aren't attractive in their own way, but they are not remotely similar to fictional women.
>>552887946>n*ngen
>>552884345Dumb Avian
>>552888089what should I do then
>>552887946but I'm at work
holiday vacation is over and im back to the wage cage
>>552888179Buy a skill
Dober is better than Ryan in every aspect
>>552888171Apologise.
>>552884905Can Dober be my bwo?
>>552887946I remember we had a thread with this certain discussion before >>549645037 >>549649339
>>552888253well I was really talking about just stats but I should do that, I got like 240 points to spend
>>552888295NEVER APOLOGIZE TO DUMB FALCON
Not too bad i guess
>>552887946I'm doing society a favor. I'm a terrible person, and the thought of somebody getting stuck in a relationship with me is a horrifying prospect. So it's better for me to gaslight myself with fictional characters rather than desperately chase after the real ones. The bad evolutionary branches are better to just completely cut off with my death.
>>552888295>10th in Dubai World Cuplol
>>552888359You'll regret this.
>>552888036
Don’t think I’ve ever had a worse parent run than this one. Berry just couldn’t stop losing.
>>552884982
The best umadol? That’s easy
>>552888480
>>552888472You can't win them all.>>552888559kek
>>552887037>the same imagesWrong! I summon fresh and bespoke slop when the situation calls for it
>>552888295>wow check out all these random dirt races i won with 1.0 odds
>>552888539It’s your fault for calling her Berry and being a dirty baka hentai man
>>552886126>>552886970 (me)Ok, you need to win L'Arc (maybe even any French race will suffice?) and She will be available starting next in game year
>>552888476No I won't
>>552887946did you also post this in the other gacha threads?
>>552888559Make it NTR nightmare
>>552888559curren posters are literally this
When is the next must pull banner if I rerolled for Kitasan?
>>552887946I will not fall for your propaganda riko.
if your waifu isn't one of these, is she even a "waifu?"
>>552888870Acupuncturist
has anyone tried building Hishi Amazon for Saggytarius? I'm trying to figure out what cards to run. idk if I should try a guts meme build or do something normal instead
>>552888870Fine Motion
>>552888959who?
>>552888870this one
Suzu bros, I wish for your OONIGE to never get hit by Late Start, Rushed or Spot Struggle in Finals and bring it home.
>>552888923Yes, she's MY waifuYou? Posted EVERYBODY'S waifuCuck
>>552888630
>>552887124Is that the only part of the race where it's useful then? The last spurt/final leg? I've seen people recommend certain velo skills for mid race, is there a mechanic that I'm not aware of or something
>>552889008https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30080-sasami-anshinzawa
>>552889080you should deal with your insecurity issues, anon, that's not a healthy response
>>552888923>Fine Motion made the cut I feel seen
>>552889083God, she looks like she absolutely wants to die there lol.
Would you consider Tachyon an attractive woman?
>>552889290It looks like one of those doujins where the girls gets body writing specifying how many times she got fuckedIt's pretty hot now that I think about it
>fine's motions
>>552887946remember that ningen women age while umas stay young forever
>>552888923Ramonu looks so beautiful.Amazon has a slutty wedding dress.All the rest are garbage.
>>552888978Kita, Taishin SR, Borrow MLB Sweep SSR, 1x Power, 2x Stam
>>552889129no velocity skills are useful all race, it's accel skills that are only useful at the start/end of the race.Velocity mid race can increase a lead by a small margin or encourage an overtake if you're fighting for good position.
>>552888923kind of a shame that ramonu base is just better than her wedding version
>>552889417They'll start to age normally again after you marry them
>>552889416She makes me sweaty with lust
>>552888923I taught my trainee the superstition of not wearing a wedding dress before the our wedding so I'll be the only one to be able to see her in a wedding dress.
What are they talking about?
>>552888724Good to know. ty! Incidentally, is it possible to nail both trainees at a time, or is it just impossible? Also got hit with some event either at the shrine or rest and apparently knocked up cafe after the fact... Umas apparently get triggered when you knockup her colleague. good to know.
>>552889526proof?
Will you gamble or go for consistency?
>>552888043I am going to have to swipe to get base sweep due to poor planning. I will do better for the wedding alt.
>>552889579I married an uma irl
>>552888923falcon bros?????
>>552889290>>552889405I realised I lost with the second move.I just wanted to keep it going to draw on her face more.
>>552889390Her casual outfit makes my procreation instincts overloadI produce so much semen that my balls and prostate hurt
>>552889129mid race velocity can also be good. during the first half of the race there's a mechanic called position keep where umas will stay within a general distance in/from the pack and not move up beyond that. it ends at a certain point and when it ends an uma can move as far forward in the pack as she wants depending on things like wit checks and speed boosts from velocity skills. mid-race velocity skills can help you get to a better position during position keep or creep forward after position keep has ended. mid-race velocity skills are the reason why Gold Ship frequently ends up near the front of the pack by the late race, for example. how much mid-race velo you want will depend on where you want your uma to be when the late race (e.g. 7th to activate pumping iron)
>>552889634mare or stallion?
>>552889579My wife Ogurin looks like this now after we had 4 children.
I was so close to getting a completed end closer Oguri for CM8 but missed Corner Recovery / Stroll so the ult always hits on the late corner. She's already super fast but if she had her ult earlier she would have been a beast. Such a pain to get all the skills for it though (spurt + 1 recovery + long S) and getting a high roll on wit
>>552885198I run 3 lates so it's always a dice roll no matter what. If everything is random there's nothing to fear.
>>552889643I used to always play it when I was a kid but never anymore as an adult but shouldn't putting a mark in the middle gives advantage
>>552889571>is it possible to nail both trainees at a time, or is it just impossible?Seems impossible to me>Also got hit with some eventYou sure she didn't just rape or sleep rape you because of lust build-up?
ramonu is a huge cunt
>if i want to use seiun sky for the next cm I have to run a deck with four ssrs in it all competing for the card event slots (kita and biko for stats, creek for maestro, bourbon for taking the lead)I can't wait for a run where I get Groundwork and Long S only to not have a single support chain complete
>>552889808don't say that...
>>552889735but she still looks young and breedable
>>552889626always gamble
>>552889808Yes because me is a big cock>>552889885Even as a deformed chibi she's so fucking sexy my god
>>552889737deck?
>>552889894Because she is still in her 30s
>>552889643The end turned out to be hilarious.I love KP but holy shit her 6head is just perfect for tictactoe. I'd be fighting with myself every day not to bully her.
>>552889390Yes, I get erect every time I see her. I had to focus on controlling myself or I would start leaking cum after I heard her voice too, I probably dumped like 800 loads for her last year
Based on some of the content in these threads it's probably a good thing that you lot have given up any interest in real life women
>>552889390>>552889698>>552889998
>The only supports cards worth pulling are months apart What did Cygames mean by this?
>>552888250>he doesn't do runs in the wage cage or on the shitterngmi
>>552890205“Save up, dumbass”
>>552890104Training Doto for the first time and seeing that food challenge event surprised me. Like goddamn she ate everything without any sweat
>>552889989I failed the Spurt event on Sweep but got lucky on inherits. Didn't manage to get Corner recovery from either Kitasan/King sadly (or Stroll from Sweep)
>>552889730Mare, I’m not gay
>>552890205>waiting until spark to pull is the smartest way to use your resources >game gives you enough time to gather a spark before the next meta support dropsthey're trying to help you
>all of a sudden every guide says you can't run xoguri effectively without hitting 1.2k witwell thanks for telling us that AFTER we all spent 30k
>>552889806Probably didn't notice yeah. I don't wanna autistically plug every event to jewgle yet
turning nature into mother nature
>>552890156Okay I will pump to this wtf it is so erotic, I would probably grab her by the waist gently and convince her to have preggo sexThis is your fault anon... sigh
>>552890337Those pesky spicy foods are no match for the CENTURIAL OVERLORD
>>552890474I didn't
>>552890426BUHIIIIIIIIIIIII
Don't bully the princess....
Mayonegg is unfunny slop6 7 now that's a meme
>>552890546Knowing her you could convince her to if you claim it's an experimentNo more context just say you'll be her guinea pig and her dominant nature will do the rest
>>552890474if she's your oshi then you shouldn't careif you just listened to parrots calling her meta without doing your own research then you deserve it
>>552889390if we're being honest yeah i'd totally impregnate this stupid larping redditor
>>552890736
>>552890649She's too cute not to bullyLovingly bullyLike when you beat your sister and lock her in the closet for hours until she pees herself
>>552890918:(
>>552890918BASED BASED BASED
>>552890785HOOOOEEH
>>552890758cafebros...
>>552890785teen pregnancy uma
>People are pulling for Xuguri without having good supports NGMI
>>552889390yes, I would tease her ears all day
>>552888978DELICIOUS BUSH
I didn't even test my XOguri but I still sent her out to finals
>>552890918F-R-F-R
>>552891198same
Do you guys mew while doing runs?
>>552889553>and then she drugged AND raped her trainer>I see, I see (with only one eye)
>>552890918
huhhttps://files.catbox.moe/abelie.png
>>552890918i remember someone saying they tried killing the 67 meme for his nephews at thanksgiving but it backfired and his nephews found it hilarious and kept asking him to do it
Now that I've cleared the most important banner the game will ever have for me, I'm trying to figure out what I'll aim to pull in 2026. What's good that's coming in the future?On the uma side of things, I've heard Valentine's Bourbon is meta, and nothing else beyond that so am I free to just pull for faves til the end of the year?And as for cards, I've only pulled on the Kitasan and Riko banners so far. I have this picture that I saved from an old thread but I don't know when any of these are coming or if this is actually a good guide for which cards to pull.
>>552891297No I grind my teeth in anger (fuku failed a 5%)
>>552891509tachyon, ramonu, uma of your choice
>>552891469That sounded like a bad plan by itself. You cannot kill a meme forcefully. Only corpos can do that
>>552890156I will erase the dialogue, pretend that she's fat and masturbate to her.
>>552891457There is no reverse rape in Tracen.It is all fake news
>>552889775Middle just secures a tie. See the other anons game >>552887804 if O puts it in a corner, X wins. If O puts it in any of the other 4 spaces it's a tie.It's a game designed to end in a tie after all.>>552889997Yeah she's one of my favorites. That forehead is perfect for flicking and drawing and cumming on and she's an idiot enough that'll happen.
>>552891509The only cards that stay meta long enough to even be considered is WIT Ramonu and SPD Tachyon
>>552890918nyooooooo
>>552891509it's okay to reward yourself with some uma dickpull you know
So if I'm just starting out and don't have decent parents or supports, Christmas Oguri is too difficult to build. I got that. But what's a decent upcoming uma I can pull for? Tamamo? Opera alt? Or do I just wait for the all-uma banner?
>>552891773Isn't spd tachyon going to be worthless after like 6 months?Wouldn't Maru be a better investment?
I would ask Helios for a bottle of her sweat but she'd probably just call me a sus goonmaxxing diddyblud who lowkirkuinely just lost all of his aura
She can't keep getting away with it
>>552891895What is the source for these creatures? The one where Fuku is having her tail brushed is comfy too
>>552891380this is because people see 67 and think it's a meme like 69 but it's not it's more like 420
>>552891509unless you're a buhi, only tachyon IMOmatafaka is an easy borrow unless you're a whale
>just counted up how much I've spent on uma >475$>no MLB kita, only managed to 4lb her and that's with the free ticket plus free gem>no MLB SSR cards whatsoever besides a few SR>Only MLB ssrs I have are the event cards>only have single copies of a few ssrs but are all useless>have no characters>the game just gives me the same girls I already have over and over>Rolled both naritas three times each and hishiama four times Is my account bricked or something? Should I just give up? I could barely justify spending 100$ on this shit game, after spending nearly 500$ I still get nothing. Money isn't really an issue for me but I feel these rates are just extremely bad. I kept thinking "hopefully the paid rolls will give me something" but no. Paid rolls do not give me anything, ever. The last new girl the game gave me was summer Spe and that's it. Seriously all I see are people here constantly bragging about all their pulls and it's making me wonder if there's something wrong with my account and I should just give up and move on with my life
bwos, will we ever get a "gyaru who is kind to otaku" uma?
>>552890918Is skibidi still hip and with it
>>552891509>On the uma side of things, I've heard Valentine's Bourbon is meta, and nothing else beyond thatAren't you forgetting someone?
orange
>>552891980Sex with fatfuck umas.
>>552891509>>552892096oh yeah and SR admire vega, but ideally you get her from the 50 free pulls and then crystal her instead of spending any carats
>>552892097Same but at least I have the umas I want and that's what matters
>>552891885Tamamo is a decent runner uma and very cute, so not a bad choice imoOpera O is exclusively a parent. She'll be amazing to have eventually, but still, just as a parent. If you don't like Opera O or plan to run her regardless, skip and get some Opera O friendsValentine's Bourbon is good and will be good basically foreverSame with XOguri, but Oguri will be a little worse because the distance she excels at is going to be inundated with way stronger umasMy personal recommendation? Peak female uma
>>552892032https://x.com/Blue_AOcheese
>>552892097A single on banner MLB SSR, on average provided you don’t get lucky, costs 300-500$ USD.
>>552892303disregardwrong ayabe, she comes from a later banner
>>552892227oreng
Sex with Fine Motion and Fine Motionposters
>>552892097>money isn't an issueokay give me a $50 steam gift card and I will tell you what is wrong with your account
>>552892423Arigathanks
who was in the wrong here
>>552892032
>>552892632Obviously Opera O
>>552892097>Seriously all I see are people here constantly bragging about all their pullswho is more likely to post about their pulls, the people who got lucky or the people who got fucked?you have to get into the mindset of, you're not getting anything unless you can guarantee a spark, but you might get a lucky discount
>>552854223this is what I want kitahara to shout in the oguri cap doujin
>>552891509It really just depends on your playstyle. I've been planning around going all in on Front Runners so I've been looking at umas and cards that are strong for the style. The generically strong cards I'm going for are Tachyon, Ramonu, and El Condor Pasa, since you get a lot of free pulls. As people have said before there's too many good cards for each style to pull for so its easier to settle for some niche if you like one, and that might help you decide what to pull.
>>552888923SHE'S A FUCKING CARD
>>552892632>i hate this tm opera o guy trying to pet me but i would never ever ever ever ever stand anywhere other than right next to him
>>552891889Maru is for front runners, Tachyon is Pace/Medium I might skip both because in my mind all specialist cards are for whales onlyThe next Generalist SPD card, like Kita, is SPD Pasa.After MANT/GL stats are no longer relevant (mostly, the amount you can get from scenarios and their mechanics mean that everybody will be able to meet the recommended stats for CM (or whatever mode you are building for)) and everything is about maxing the right skills, so cards are either specialist or generalist depending on the skills they giveUnless you plan on mostly building Fronts Tachyon will be more useful
>club is fracturing over politics
>>552892632The bastard TM Opera O obviously, Umas are never wrong
>>552892746What is that site? I need that badly
>>552892632When something goes wrong, I always blame Doto.
Is it better to get a gold skill or another skill entirely?
>>552892309I don't, I threw a hundred rolls at digital and didn't get her. I couldn't get anyone new in so long that it's making me legitimately depressed.
>club is fracturing over dirt shoes
>>552888923>curren is for pure marriage>smart falcon is for pump&dump
>>552892887Are the witlets still mad about dirt shoes?
>>552888923I love Air Groove so much
>a teiofag was obese near me
rape time
>>552892853Another skill, generally but depending on what the skill is and how discounted the gold is
>>552892824Its the Henry Handsome Carat Calculator, its been passed around early on and its pretty nice now that its been updated, although can't really rely on true 100% accurate numbers for banners too far out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0LS8Zh9iZcAnd before anyone says buy an ad, just linking to the video because the link to the calculator is in the description and pinned comment and it actually shows how to use it properly with the hidden settings and such.
>>552892097 For me:>A bit under $500>Only non-welfare MLB SSR is Kitasan>Only non-welafe 3LB SSR is Air Shakur>Literally 15 SSRs at 0LB (useless)>Have exactly 24 characters>Keep getting fed dupes of Curren, Teio, and Suzuka
why is she crying? the answer will shock you
https://poal.me/nciyrdhttps://poal.me/nciyrdhttps://poal.me/nciyrd
pace xoguri for saggy taurus needs: 3 blues (for unique), 1200 wit (to increase odds of proccing ult), groundwork & 3 greens (to win lucky pace against other xoguri), inherit a&s (required to secure the lead from incoming NSM+spurt golshis/ends)I thought this uma was f2p friendly...
>>552893091The raped? Me
>>552892701Bliss...
uma musume is hag game
>>552891594>>552891773>>552892096>>552892303Okay, so get the SPD Tachyon card, the SR Admire Vega card and maybe the WIT Ramonu card. Thanks guys!>>552891868Yep, will be keeping an eye on who comes out and if there's more alts for my faves (Oguri/Biwa/Rudolph are most important). I saw JP recently got a Yoko Hikasa uma, but I doubt she'll be in global before 2027.>>552892180Opera's pretty cool, is that alt of hers very strong or something?>>552892746Oguri is my everything, so whatever makes her stronger would be great. I'm too smoothbrained to understand what makes a card one of the best though.
>>552893227That's very easy to do
>>552892713I know, but it's incredibly disheartening when there's people lucky enough to get in only one pull or get both girls in ten pulls. Everyone pulling the Christmas girls yesterday was crazy. That's never happened to me once. I have NEVER gotten a "lucky discount" like I'm starting to seriously wonder if there's a problem with me or my account. I've also never gotten plat either for any CM. Idk man. Five hundred bucks can't even get me plat or get me even one character just seems like there's something fucking wrong.
>>552891889hmmm nyo it's almost a full year
>>552892097I spent far less and ended up with MLB KSB and Creek. Are you using your premium carats for 10 pulls? I never did that. Only dailies. You get more SSRs via discounted pulls than full cost pulls bwo.
>>552893193>https://poal.me/nciyrdTrick question, depends on your income. Spending within your means is always okay.
>>552893227
>>552893227Or you can just build her as an end closer >>552889737 - it's way faster and you have spurt/NSM as a backup if your recoveries fail to proc
>>552892180What is that expression supposed to convey?
Orange...
>>552892097There may actually be something wrong with your account. I sparked Doto without getting any other SSRs, sparked my 1st Kita during her 1st banner but I managed to get a lot of SRs along the way, then managed to MLB her last banner and got even more SRs.
>>552893265She looks like a dad with the glasses I couldn't stop laughing during the hot springs event, might be the goofiest casual outfit in the game
>>552887037>I'm tired of /uma/
>>552892887I request dirt shoes only because I know my club has a guy that malds over them
According to my chad friends, this is how much they spend on their girlfriend per month, so this is my answer also per month.
>>552893265Cute middle aged mom that would be down to fuck her kid's friends if she got some carrot wine in her
>>552893145>Literally 15 SSRs at 0LB (useless)This is what hurts the most. I have so many cards that are all worthless, I'm still just stuck using the SRs like what's the fucking point. I can't raise aces like this, and definitely can't get any S ranks.
>>552893227unironically, regular Oguri is the most f2p uma out there when you think about it
>>552893494My hips are tired of sex with Gentildonna... I need a break
does anyone know who the final lobby conversation with vodka is? coudnt find anything for it on umareader
>>552893227actual stats req 1200/601/1200/601/1200 btw
>>552892771What about for gamblers who like late/end
i have no plan for sagi. literally all I got from room testing is that late/ends are going to win. all I can think to do is just make some with as many midrace skills I can stack, frenzied skills and just roll the dice. frenzied just there for the dopamine when an uma randomly dies on the track.
>>552893332I do both the daily paid pull and 10 pulls, never gotten anything from either.
>>552893149cause she's happy?
>>552892097
>>552888870The recommendation for MANT is 50 or 60 race bonus, so you have to prepare for that
>>552893308nta but Opera's alt is a strong parent, the skill is similar to Oguri's but happens at 400m instead Remember that you can always borrow, the amount of borrows only grow with time
You're straight out of luck: you have to touch grass.
>>552893792It's actually 75
>>552893541Yea but who needs gfs when you have umas.Umas won't give you cooties or get knocked up by some rando and expect you to pay for some mulatto abomination or try to have you dog euthanized when you're at work because when she asked if I had to choose one I choose the dog
>>552893818Good to know, thanks!
>>552889808My future sister-in-law is a bit curt but she's not a cunt..
>>552893873they seem fairly happy. although one of them just got broken up with while they were overseas lmao
Literally why the fuck is a spark $420. Like I can get two high quality umamusume figs for that price which have more physical uses.
>>552893703Sagg is really easy, it's not even that long of a race so you dont need whale cards even now:>end closer>Long S>Spurt + NSM + pump>900 Stam + 1 Gold recovery>mid-race skills (Goldship....)repeat 3 times, you win
I ate breakfast. Twice.
>>552893671It's with Opera-san
another retarded day in my miserable trainer life
>>552893792it's actually 67
>>552894042Spetard...
>>552893873
>>552894042what the fuck there's a hobbit in this thread
>>552892097That account is 100% cursed anon. Like I'm a F2P whose been saving since July and even I have at least MLB Kita + Creek with the Oshi's I've been saving for.
is on your left actually ass? I was going to go for NN MLB during the re-run but I'm getting the feeling she's really just a race stick.
>>552893873Yea wild
>>552894042FAT FUCK
>>552893734Nyo....... I can't escape paypiggu jail...... This is my cardinal sin, I always said I'd never pay for anything f2p and followed that for over a decade and a half, finally broke my vow and this is how I'm treated by the gacha system after giving in. Truly it is OVER
>try guts build>borrow ines fujin>use the new yeppers card>fujin event>-10 energy>damn that sucks>yeppers event triggers immediately after>-5 energywhat the fuck, why does every guts card just punish your nuts?
>>552893690I think this has most cards worth looking out for
my sovlful CM team with a 100% WR :)
we fucked
>>552894025
>>552893541why women expect us to go in debt for them? can't they just be happy figuring out life with men?
>>552894042Good.
>>552894214this is why i stopped borrowing fujin in favor of biko for guts builds. having both yeppers & fujin fucking sucks
>>552894241You're allowed to bring 10 umas to CM??????
>>552894285she looks a lot like the director, who is this?
>>552893847let me guess, it increases to 90 when vega guts is released?
>>552894331200 is only 4 dinners at Chili's btw and they eat at higher tier places
>>552894358her mom
>>552894285poor girl looks like she hasn't been sleeping
>>552894241sex with hana
>>552890426>>552889737How many end closer sparks?
>>552890426surely you have a better card than king halo?
>>552894358Northern Taste
>Ralkos is gone from umaoWhat happened?
>>552892097you have to come to acceptance with the fact that this is one of the most diabolical gachas out there in spite of the impeccable presentation and pure sovl carries1 spark is 400 dollarsyou need 5 to get a usable ssrif you’re unlucky this game is straight up evil
>>552893541i only date cheap women. my spending is on the lower range of that. One just wants love letters. The other I give cheap handmade jewelry since she hates big shit. Every once and a while I'll get my 2nd gf a crazy expensive dress though. Neither care about expensive restaurants and prefer my cooking.
>>552893139>buy an adIf they don't want to click the video, they don't want the calc, simple as
>>552894285umalolibabas aren't real
>>5528945476, hit End closer inspiration to go from B to A (along with Long S + spurt). You can get away with B without too many issues, just wont get the hints from spirit bursts. I'm debating trying again to get the proper recoveries, but want to start on Capricorn
>>552894651he's borrowing SSR sweep for spurt
>>552893308>I'm too smoothbrained to understand what makes a card one of the best though.Well the first thing is stats. Good bonuses will make it easy to tell which cards are better than other, such as having Training Effectiveness, Specialty Priority, Mood Effect etc, versus the cards that have lower values. What really makes people decide to bring a particular card for a style/track however are Skills. Gold Skills in particular, but also good selection of white skill hints.It's why cards lean to particular styles, like how the Speed Tachyon card has her gold skill that only Pace can use, and her card in general has a lot of pace hints, and also has a wide range of medium distance skills, so she's best for Pace Chasers on Medium tracks. Unfortunately I've only spent time looking through different Front Runner banners so I don't really know what'd be best for a Pace or even Late style Oguri, but plenty of guides out there. Hopefully my post won't get removed for having a ton of links, but here's some I've used.>Uma KR/TW Starting Guide:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HBVnSwVP4fs97mhCRUC6qZ1XZaFDoWbi1slYyaWY-3s/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.fgy5q162l0r4>Support Card Eval Doc:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iUV8pAc5-eXePJJA8hhgeJA6KjuCczjf68ZxdzYY4tM/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.eov9wixpwcwm>EN Pull Guide for Dummies:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KudiJHMUOXJaRrh4zYjDorWLqb6Scvi50M2CRyT_Aqo/edit?gid=1030705234#gid=1030705234
>>552894763I was going to say something like "Imagine the horse pussy" but Oguri is a stallion so that's a no-no.
I miss Gold City
>He doesn't know about the secret Sagittarius Cup front metangmi
>>552894862ok? that still doesn't explain why he's using king halo over anything else
Biwa's BIG BREASTS
>>552894097
Which horse has the worst fanbase and why is it Tachyon?
>>552894775I wish clovers weren't nearly useless. That would fix a lot of the problems with the gacha. Then again, it's all about the money, fuck the playerbase am i rite
I have no idea how to build an XOguri deck
>>552894960NTA but King Halo's solid for pumping power and getting another source of Corner Recovery besides Kita. Kita + Halo both having a power bonus really adds up.
>>552894651I have Super Creek MLB, but I don't need the stamina or the gold and King has high special priority and hint levels so I was hoping for Corner Recovery. If I didn't run King, I'd probably take another Wit card but King is the 2nd best SR speed after Sweep (who I can't take since I'm using her shitty SSR version)
>>552891509>most important banner ever>an uma that becomes just ok with MANT when cygames moves pink skills forward in the timeline
>>552893651>My hips are tired of sex with GentildonnaWEAK
Is it worth it to finish the spark for the extra stars if I already got both umas?I imagine uncapping stars is a whale thing since the extra stats + unique lvl are such a minimal thing when compared to uncapping cards.
>>552892097Hello fellow pig. I've spent nearly $1000 on this game because I'm a retard and got a huge windfall this year from my trust fund. I have similar results.>had to spark first kita banner to get 1 copy>had to spark second kita banner to get 1 copy>desperation pulled 20 more times and finally got 3rd copy>used selector and crystal for MLB>sparked creek but only have LB2>had to spark full armor fuku banner to get her>have never seen oguri, maruzensky, or taiki (or narita brian who i really want because shes cool)>sparked riko/rice two times and only got 1LB SSR riko>sparked biko/bakushin and only got both to LB2It makes me wonder if they mark piggy accounts for low rolls but realistically I know the odds are just actually shit. I watched my gf pull on the Xoguri banner yesterday and she got Biwa x2, Xoguri, Curren, Autumn Gold City, Eisen Flash, and Agnes Digital in 70 pulls. It's rough but you just have to understand that gambling means sometimes you have a 10% SSR rate and sometimes you have a 0.75% SSR rate. I don't think I'm going to spend anymore on this game outside of special deals or event packages ever again though, the feeling in the pit of my stomach after pulling for support cards and getting nothing again and again is one of the worst combinations of shame and regret I've ever felt.
>>552895064forced hate
>>552893846>you have to touch grass.I'd fine with this
>>5528951202 speed 3 wit 1 riko works pretty well.
*shows up in your Finals**twice*
>>552895064The worst is obvious. What about the best?
>>552895107yea if they’d fix clovers or make pity carry over between banners it’d be playable but john cygames has to buy another horse
>>552894226I'd take that list with a grain of salt considering the jp meta changes every other week with the massive card powercreep they have thereAnd with the new schedule some of those might prove to be less valuable on the long run
>>552895276Oh I was doing 1 speed 4 wit 1 riko
a date with Mcqueen
>>5528951201. Make sure you are able to get the recovery skills you need. Corner Recovery is usually the easiest to use, so you can use it with Hydrate and Triple 7's which come in her kit2. Pump that Wit, you can get away with having 2 speed cards with her 15% growth, and go 3 cards for Wit, and run something like Riko for your stam/guts. Probably should run some Power/Stam sparks though.3. Pray that luck favors you and fatty is able to get the inspirations she needs.
>>552894151It's really good when it's good (shorter races) and SHIT when it isn't good (longer races)
Kris S shows too much tummy
I'm so fucking close to using my gold crystal on orange mambo wit
>>552894331Women became arguably not worth it post 2000ish when cell phones and being plugged into their annoying female hivemind support networks 24/7 became the normThen covid forced women to engage with the internet in a just ever so slightly less superficial manner and their brains literally could not handle peeking beyond the veil breaking permanently
>>552894960king halo is the best general speed card behind sweepshinko windy is good but she's a high roll card which he wants to avoid for spurt gambling
>>552895406That's Golshi cosplaying as Mcqueen
>>552895468There's a mambo wit?
>>552895224Yeah...She cute though. Maybe I'll hang in there for one more round
How do you get your Ignited Spirit to be power instead of speed?
Haru, Creek, Fine, NN and Biko are the goddesses of training effectiveness. Is there another one I'm missing? Sucks that the game is gacha because I'd like to try a deck of these. 0 Biko when I sparked her banner. Maybe if I used "that" to spark her again I would have had her at MLB but it seemed like a bad idea at the time. Still seems like a bad idea now.
>first time with sweepy ssr>charming and spurt before debutWtf umazing card
Are you telling me that I need to pull on more fucking SSR cards for my girls to stay relevant? I'm dying over here...
>>552895367>every other week with the massive card powercreep they have there>SPD Almond Eye still the best generic SPD card since 4th anni (Teio is pace)>It will be 5 anni in a month and a halfa year of the same card being meta is not bad
>>552895604>orange mambo
>>552895604Yea, she's filling the head of the umas with her dumb mambo song.
>>552895468Wait for Vega guts
>>552894151It's won me a few races this CM. It is still a big gamble skill. I've had better runs with Nattie over FM and the Oguri card is alright for miles.
>>552895601a date with golshi is also fine
>>552895767The anni cards are always goodWas more about the other cards in there that might seem tempting
>>552895220>most important banner for me>for meThe "for me" is the key. Xoguri could be useless and it wouldn't make this any less important. Oguri is my #1 fave since her first frame of the first trailer of the game before the anime (what was that, ten years ago?), and Biwa is my #2. Afaik there will never be another banner that consists of the two of them getting alts together. So glad I got both without having to spark.
>>552895468i used mine to MLB sweepsince then i've probably pulled her 3 or 4 times
>>552894775>>552895246>I watched my gf pull on the Xoguri banner yesterday and she got Biwa x2, Xoguri, Curren, Autumn Gold City, Eisen Flash, and Agnes Digital in 70 pullsFuck......... All I feel is despair.
>>552895784But that's MOTHERUCKER
>>552895484it goes both ways honestly lots of modern men are worthlessuma musume
Will you buy Gimlet's charm?https://x.com/i/status/1951943599601619383
>>552892123Helios, Palmer, and Jordan seem like the type
>get all double circles round 1>tie>get 2 single circles and 3 triangles in the finals>winMake it make sense
>>552895702Power has to be a grade higher than speed for it to be guaranteed. If they’re the same grade, it’s a coinflip.
if I have 0 copies of and SSR will it be possible for me to MLB one via ticket + crystals? Will this simply take years?
>Come on anon!>One more set!
>>552896005God she's so fucking ugly.
>>552895702Your power facility has to hit Lvl 5 before your speed one. Burst on power more often
I have a Dober parent that's only 2* PWR 1* late but with 3* Uma Stan. If i want to maxx out people borrowing my parent on chrono or umamusame_db, would making a STA parent be better?
>>552896005I bet her shoes reek after a workout hahahahaha
>>552896005God she's so fucking beautiful.
>>552896005only if the reward is a kiss
>>552896005cute boy
>>552896005Wait, was Ryan wife material the whole time?
>>552894897Thank you Anon, screenshotted your post in hopes of growing my brain.
>>552895926nta but same and I don't think I've even used her that much this CM because of how broken Biko's card is
>>552896005Need busty tomboy
>check the banner history>all uma banner is right before Chiyo
name a better contender for /uma/ GLOTY 2025 (gaslight of the year) than this
>>552896263A stallion will never be a wife
heaven help me I'm considering buying carats just to do daily pulls on every support banner. I'm guaranteed to get more SSRs in the long run but the chances of getting them are so low this seems like mental illness. More pulls per carat will technically get me more SSRs over time but it's going to be random ones. I already have 1LB Air Shakur bros. I know she's going to get MLB'd if I do this shit.
>>552888923yes
Is it worth it to go for Oguri's hidden event (win Kikuko Sho, Arima Kinen both times, Osaka Hai, and Tenno Sho Spring) when building an ace considering it's only 1 more race than you need to just to do her career anyway?
>>552895468wait is orange mambo really better than seiun sky wit? Absolutely no way come on...
>>552895035even the mega milkers couldn't save biwa's popularity... sad...
I just love Dober parent runs.I love doing Dober parent runs!They are my favourite part of the game.I just love doing my Dober parent runs.Gotta get those Dober parent runs for the next CM!What an amazing game, I just love it so much.
>>552887946I had a wife. I also had a house. Now I have neither. I'm good.
>>552896005I bombed out on my bench sets yesterday because of sleep deprivation sapping my energy
>>552896367Just borrow it from a whale and roll for Fuku speed instead, at least she's useful beyond MANT.
>>552896412Seiun Sky is a good secondary wit card, orange mambo is a great primary wit card
>>552896367Don't pull on XOguri, she'll be bad after two years!Roll for Opera O instead! she'll be good as a parent in 3!
>>552896524>rolled for a parent uma while not being mentally prepared to do parent runsmany such cases
>>552895927I know man. The only uma banner I've sparked is Fuku FA and I got 3 total 3* umas from it and they were all dupes. It fucking kills me but it is what it is.
>>552896524stop using purely skill cards, keep some heavy hitters like Kita/Creek. I remember when Gemini was going on, some retard made a parent deck where their only stamina card was rare Mcqueen
>>552896560I'm still not seeing it. Fuku will provide more wit but sei will give a lot of speed. Honestly wit cards seem the hardest to evaluate compared to all the others.
>>552896563true if you're not a whale don't pull for xoguri, her unique will not proc reliably in CMs and she will do more harm to your comp than not
>>552896429Nice wife
>>552894356As long as you race them 3 at a time
>>552895916OK that makes more sense
>>552896649
>>552896005unironically this is how i motivate myself to hit PRs lately but i think of gold ship instead>>552896535same breh... the 5th rep was too much... just rest and recover and eat, we're all gonna make it
>>552892097>$475 on microtransactions in 6 monthsregardless of how much you make, that's fucking retarded
>>552896412Wit Sky can turn a statistically improbable speed capping into a likely oneApples and oranges
>>552896367Don't waste your time trying to save them
>>552896386That is just mental illness anon. You KNOW most of those cards are going to be useless at 0LB. You won't get enough rainbow crystals to upgrade them all. Just narrow down what you need and stick to it. Tossing dailies at every Uma banner is fine, tossing dailies at every support banner is madness. Seriously, you'll be happier with the cards you use most of the time being at MLB than having a dozen SSR's which you don't use and sit in your storage.
>>552896923>file namePost the umanko
>Start Digitan's career expecting a good laugh>It's actually quite sweetI can't believe this freak is such a good girl...
bwos i've used like 16 tickets on her and still don't have her. should I use carats? I'm not even into her I just want a late parent since that's what I prefer to run. My oshii is Tamano
>>552896923I can't believe Dober would openly offer a handjob like that!!!
>>552896967why? im single, own a flat and have a good portfolioill spend my money on what i damn well please
>>552896178
I'm glad people pulled for Winter Oguri thinking it would be an instant win. More easy victories for my girls.
>>552897140
>>552896967>wasting money is le dumbyeah we know. the only dim comfort I have is that at least I didn't spend it on something that actively destroys my body, like alcohol or vapes or some addiction to those weird kratom elixirs they sell at gas stations.
>>552897102I'm a late surger trainer too but I skipped her because I'm not used to doing runs that uses wit cards and I end up with low wit results. Also because my remaining carats is for Tamamo
>>552896178hi babyposter
>>552897150I wanted winter Biwa but got Xmas Oguri.
>>552893315Anon, it's designed that way. Every gacha is designed that way. You pull because you think you'll be the guy online who gets everyone in the first 10 pull. Learn to resist FOMO and embrace JOMO (Joy Of Missing Out)
>>552897216sitting on a chair hunched over for 16 hours a day playing games destroys your body
real friends don't tell other friends to stop spending money on gacha.nothing wrong with swiping a few times per month. you earned those pulls, buddy.
>>552897216NTA but You spent it on something that is actively destroying your happiness though.
>>552897097>expecting a good laugh>he fell for it
>>552894763man why did you save this terrible attempt of me drawing a horse
>>552897362Breathing destroys your body tooYou should stop right now
>>552897196I don’t like this image.
>>552895729Spurt is a 50/50 so you’re very likely to get fucked by the coin flip when it matters.
>>552892180Is NY Opera better at racing than original Opera?She's one of my favorites so I want to get her and use her, but I may as well just get her in legend races since you can start farming her after the 1 year anni and I already have 80 star pieces
>>552896967I spend money on my hobbies, I don't give a shit. Give a little joy and validation back to enterprises that do the same for me.
>>552897349I think you meant Happiness Of Missing Out.
I think our danchou may actually be genuinely autistic
>>552897473
>>552896340what's that banner? I've heard it mentioned a couple times
>>552897574yesbase opera just kinda sucks
>>552897574yeah she has speed growths and innate swinging maestro
>>552897647No, that's the Hurt Of Missing Out.
>>552897680
>>552897584Are you already a homeowner? Or at least making good progress towards being one?Then your outlook on life is fair and valid.If not then you are a progenitor of the new slave caste. Literally cattle
>>552892097Don't let this creatures bully you, anon. Not only are there fucking whales in here, but they also shamelessly bot their account.
>>552897102>Are you willing to dedicate time to parent farm her for every upcoming distance?Yes, pull for her>Are you a lazy faggot that only plays 3 borrows a day?No, continue borrowing but this time borrow her forever
>>552897680It's not really a banner. Nobody is on rate up, but everyone is pitiable
>>552897216>my gambling addiction isn't physical so it's ok
>>552897680Banner with every uma released up til then with no rate ups but the catch is you can exchange for any uma at 200.
>>552897437well I wouldn't say it's actively destroying my happiness. It was a large one-time happiness reduction. With those other things I would have permanently eroded my health, but I know this is really cope.>>552897362I don't do that tho.
>>552897504Why??
>>552896967Sure it's retarded but you can say that about 99% of the things people buy anyway. It's a moot point.
>suddenly have my own 9* Longshit sparks on everything else but damnnow I can cook
>do a couple 10 pulls for Biwa>actually got The Christmas Fatah, uhhh... I usually only use my oshis...is her skill useful for inheritance or is it only good on her?
>>552897883feno is not baby material! it simply doesn’t add up, babyposter!!!!
>>552896967I probably spent around half of that on cases of coke zeros alone so I can't blame him.
>>552897840>this creatures>ESL>complains about people spending money
>>552892632fuckass Opera O always thinks he has a massive dickhate that little shit
>>552897980Were we not all babies??
>>552897864>>552897851Got it, thanks bros. I'm not missing any of my oshis so I guess I'll just keep my savings for the Sakura Dynasty.
>>552897574Yes, NY Opera O is a strong meta pick, and one of the best parents for power creeped umas later on, she is still relevant to this day in JP
>>552897196Baby Feno!
>NTRfags telling people her card is goodwe get it, you watched a tiktok edit of episode's 4 race and now your personality is saying she's not a boring character and her card is not bad
>10 year old gacha system with no 50/50 guaranteeGot two Condor cards instead of Kitasan>abysmal cash conversion35 pulls for $74.84>no pity carry over and worthless clovers>extreme grind to 5star favorites850 copies btw for nat1 like Tachyon and grail costs increase to buy more dupes>campaign rng grind for potential ascension mats, rainbow orbs>events give 1 tenth of a universal card refinementUninstalled after getting my A grade, Umapyoi Densetsu with Tachyon
If you don't want to see your others spiraling out of control you shouldn't support any gacha in any way. Everyone in here is part of the problem.
>>552897807yea bro saving 475/6 a month is surely going to improve this anon’s quality of life
>>552896462>give mega milkers>Give 2 alts>still not popularhow does she do it.
>>552897807Home"""""owner""""". You don't own anything, you pay lot rent to the government just like any other rentoid. Try not paying your rent and see if you still "own" that home.
>>552897472because it amused me
>>552898267unironically her unique
>>552896394man, whoever designs costumes for this game fucking hates Vodka
>>552896367Is the gaslight to skip or to roll?
>>552898201Pity carry over is for people that can't control their urges or plan for shit and probably spend their entire paycheck within 24 hours of it hitting their bank account.
>trying to play uma at work (i'm already done with work)>this fuckass bitch tells my boss im slackingman i fucking HATE 3d women why dont they mind their own business fuck these karens
>>552884509>>552884531>>552884796>>552885675>>552886013>WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS umafags cant meme
>>552898445If you have time to lean, you have time to clean anon!
>>552898445They unironically do it for some corpo points that honestly doesn't exist. They thought they could get higher position by snitching on others
>>552898278The government doesn't tax property ownership in first world countries.
>>552898513The adults are talking, zoomer.
>>552898201Why are you still here? Leave the thread nigga
>>552897857It's only an addiction if you keep going when you know you shouldn't. I currently have 35 paid carets in my account and 15,000 free ones and I'm skipping holiday oguri because I want NY Opera. Contrary to popular belief people don't immediately slide into absolute instant loss moral degradation the second they taste a single lick of sin. I genuinely thought spending a bunch of money would juice my account into the stratosphere and it hardly made a single fucking difference and now I'm burnt on the idea forever.Anyway I'm sure you've made stupid decisions in your life that you regret as well. It can't be helped.
>>552898358It looks nice
>>552891509Here's a version with more niche/class specific cards.Just wondering if it's worth going for Eishin Flash or Jungle Pocket speed cards or not, and whether it's worth committing to try and MLB Speed Maru
>>552898383>defending the predatory tactics of the evil billionare corporationThank you for your cooperation dear BUHII
>>552898579im 31
>>552898201And all of that doesn't matter if you don't care about PvP lmaoJust become a casual, it is that easyMost of the content is stories anyway
>>552896409Up to you, really. If you have a stacked rainbow on the turn of one of those races I would take the training 100% of the time, but otherwise it won't hurt
That's nice and all butwhere are our holiday gibs
my pull schedule is completely fucked bros. using my ticket on C oguri then in order pulling for V bourbon, Vega, and Kita. Im still in desperate need of support card pulls as my sweep is at 2LB and king at 3LB with 0 good wit cards and during my pulls Nature, Motion, and NTR all happen. I looked to the end of the release calendar and literally the only other horses I want in the game are a year or more away then I pull cards forever. why did they congest the schedule with all the good stuff this much?
>>552898048it's also about 90 big macs.If you have 1 big mac (no meal just a bigmac on it's own) a day, you'd spend $475 in 3 months
>>552892569Stupid sexy hag
>>552897957I mean 2* blues aren't amazing but its usable, plus that Special Week having 2* URA is really good to go through and try to build up better Long parents if you wanted to get another set for your other half of inspirations.
>>552895220name 3 other medium distance umas that get better enough with pink skills that you wouldn't put xoguri on your team
>>552898634There is literally no excuse for rolling with no plan for 200 when banners in the global release are telegraphed years in advance.
>grail>campaign>ascensiongo back
>>552887946But they'll never be as tight as an umanko.
>>552898382roll if you are retarded and are willing to waste 30k carrots + sunstone on a card that's not even the best at the scenario it was designed for and never sees any use ever again, or like top roadskip if you have a brain
Tracen academy doesn't want you to know thiis, but 700 stamina + swinger maestro is enough for 2500 meter race
>>552898879Spoken like a true swineI'm proud of youYou'll have to kindly pity your next characters and cards from now on
>want to improve my Medium TT before preparing for next CM>don't want to do too many runs for this so I'd rather not risk it with Groundwork sparks>Herculean task of fitting the Falcon card into a deck for Umas that want max Speed/Power/WitBros... why did they make her card so fucking bad...
>>552898621Maru is usable at low LB since you get the TE boost at 0LB. At 3LB she gets better hint levels (1 goes to 2). Going to MLB gets you TWO extra starting fri3ndship and 15% mood effect. No reason to MLB it.
>>552887946>You know, you could be acquiring your very own REAL and HUMAN girlfriend (and future wife) right nowI don't live in Africa or SEA to be able to purchase them though>>552898964How much stam do I need if I don't want to rely on healing?
>>552899025You keep wanting to turn this into whales vs f2p but this is about planning out your rolls and not being a retarded 3rd world ape.
I told you globaltards weren't made for the long term experience.
>>552899025Planning your pulls is an f2p tactic retard. Piggies don't give a fuck because they will have pity on every banner with their credit card.
I just want to say thatTHAT I HATE THE SFX OF CLOTHES RUSTLING EVERYTIME THE CHARACTERS MOVES WHILE READING THE STORYThat is all
>>552897975I guess you could inherit it on fantasy grass.but considering how gutted it is as an inherit i don't think it's worth it.
So bwos hypothetically speaking is this a good deck for winter oguri cap for sagittarius?kitasan+sweep toshofine motion+matikanefukukitaruMLB R cope rikocreek18* power sparks 18* URA (I don't have it)
>>552899217I hate all sfx in general
>>552895689
>>552897691the reference doc ranks original Opera pretty high, but says NY Opera kinda sucks except for maybe longs
>>552898382I mean literally just look at the unique passive and make your own decision. She shines best when you have a shit ton of fans. But in your runs, just think about how many races you do and how long it takes you to actually reach enough fans to make her better than other cards. Even 100k might take you halfway through Classic Year if you go more heavy on the G1's, but you also need to keep in mind that a Race takes a turn that could've been spent training. So how many turns are you investing into a card to make it better at training than other cards which are able to be used at full power much sooner?
>>552899294yea sure
>XOguri dies with red skills bro just skip her broso many newfags have no idea of why she fell off, she stopped being the best pick when more skills got implemented and SP became more abundant, especially for pacethe best red skills all belong to sprint and mile umas
>>552898879see >>552898750
>>552898750>why did they congest the schedule with all the good stuff this much?This is only how you feel, I see stuff I want every banner or two. Of course, I skip most of them and concentrate on the things I want the most. At the same time, I ignore any card that is not a 1-year-long lasting generic meta card (or a card of my kami oshi), my plan is to have at least 300k carats saved when we reach parity with JP (2035 or something lmao)
>>552898769it's gonna be a long road
>>552898382roll for ayabe
>>552899202Go back to tending to your three day old thread, JPcuckIt's on page 8
yall are forgetting the base truthyou gotta gamblewhat are you doing here if you are not planning on gambling
>>552899483That’s Meisho Doto!!!!!!
>>552899525Calm down, kid. It was only the truth.
>>552897869My advice is to stop buying into the gamble and only rely on sure things. Pity exists. Bank on it. Don't spread yourself thin spending a little bit here and there hoping to get lucky. Don't roll. Save up. If you're going to spend money, spend it on guaranteed SSR promotions.Another thing I found that is helpful is to look at your specific account as your own personal challenge. My gaming background is RuneScape and pokémon, and both of those games are notorious for people self-imposing limits on their game. In runescape people gate their progression behind RNG and do the most insane grinds just because their arbitrary rule set tells them to. In pokémon, the most well-known way to play is the nuzlock, sticking with what the game gives you on the first encounter.Your umamusame account? Your genshin account? Your fgo account? Blue archive? Battle cats? Yes of course you're trying to get good luck, but whatever the game gives you is your personal challenge to overcome. It's more fun to do your best with the hand you're delt rather than frustratingly hunt the royal flush.
>>552899564to horse race, which historically has been entirely separated from gambling...
>>552899564this. I gambled on obuhi without a spark and got her. It's that easy
AIEEE, GAME TORAH HAS BEEN COMPROMISEDHow could they do this on our sacred jewish game, using this INSULTING word for Oguri Peak!
>>552899701>In runescape people gate their progression behind RNG and do the most insane grinds just because their arbitrary rule set tells them to.Yeah and they generally aren't competitive PVP accounts.
>>552899139Yeah, I think you're righ. I already have FM MLB so can't really get value out of the rerun banner either
>>552899813Satono makes me DIAMOND
Santa is my goyish holiday?
>>552899483I’m obsessed with these things!! CHUWAYO
next CM is winter firm, right?
>>552899808What do you mean? Holy night is in the game
>>552899990I HATE ALL THESE THINGSI FUCKING HATE TANUKI RUDOLPH
>>552899813I will become the Satono Maker
You guys are fucking retarded, forgetting the real reason we all are here
>>552899254Oh well, I guess I'll try to use her when I'm only running 2 oshis, might be the case this CM. I tried fitting Bakushin in this CM but in like 30 runs I only got a single A Medium so I'm not sure if I'm willing to do it again for future Mediums and Longs.It feels like it'd be a waste to get a top tier and then not make any use of it.
>>552896225faggot
I don't care about metagaming nonsense because it's boring and stupid, but after viewing the first part of the event story, I kinda want the new Oguri Cap, solely because that dress is so pretty.
>>552900060grow up Bastard
>>552899947Christmas is holiday for the jewsIf you don't spend money for presents, the holiday will be ruined and your family will hate youSo spend spend spend
>>552898201>no 50/50 guaranteeAKA: I want every unit to be FOMO limited time only and not permanently added forcing me to roll every banner if I want everything instead of being able to get off banner, this is totally not predatory at all. even though 50/50 banners require ~180 rolls for max pity and only 2 10 rolls less than uma's system without assraping you with only getting one real 3 star after 180 pulls.>abysmal cash conversionAll gacha are getting more expensive these days sadly.>no pity carry over and worthless cloversPity carry over only matters for faggots with a gambling addiction that can't wait until they have pity.>extreme grind to 5star favoritesanything after 3 star is a 0.1% power increase and if you are pulling properly it'll happen naturally anyway. I've already maxed 5star almost every 1 and 2 star on global and still f2p.>campaign rng grind for potential ascension mats, rainbow orbs>events give 1 tenth of a universal card refinementcomplaining about playing the game.
>>552900060WHY
>taking gacha PvP seriouslyISHYGDDT
Matikanes
>>552899564What the horse said. It's not a gacha problem, God and the universe just hate you if you don't reach your uma goals.
SOON
2:20hrs until Finals
>>552899452I skip what I dont want too, only pulled on like 4 horse banners so far and kita banners. C orugi feels like a must have at some point and V bourbon and kita are for my front runners I really need. vega is a favorite pull. I just see nothing else ever worth pulling (just by looking at them) for the next year for me
>>552900202I FUCKING HATE HATE HATE TANUKI RUDOLPH>>552900312>broke>ugly>foul temper>midget>canon micro penis>awful voiceNo thanks
>>552899674Raping Doto>>552899813Being raped by Dia..
I had a 9* stam Oguri. But I mistakenly transferred her. Her pinks were a mess anyway.
The problem isn't even the averages. The problem is the chasm between good and bad luck. There's no protection against dry runs. If you're in the bottom 10%, bottom 1%, whatever, your account is straight fucked from the start.
>>552900454/lgbt/ is down the hall to the left
>>552900454>hating on Tama-chanI always knew anti-tanukifag had obscenely awful taste. Fucking kill yourself.
I kinda wish I pulled for beako. It’s the card I borrow the most outside of muteki
So does the event actually have holidaywashing or nah? I usually don't mind but sometimes it gets really stupid, like when Air Grooves says "Merry Christmas" in fully voiced dialogue (one of like, maybe 10 unique voice clips in her entire career mode), and the text says "Happy Holidays".
>>552900023Yes. It's also a long race but it's one of the shortest long races.
>>552899674doto sa....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDE0qrPXZfI
>>552900548good, only the strongest and the luckiest will survive
>>552899859This isn't a competitive PVP game. It's a gambling game. No matter what you do your odds of winning CM finals are entirely up to who you get randomly matchmade against. This is not a direct control game that you can influence, nor is it best of three that lets you tweak your team in response to your opponents. There are plenty of f2ps without MLB kitasan with CM Platinum titles. I think you just care too much.
>>552900339There is time for jiggtrishttps://jiggie.fun/MOE4Hzhttps://jiggie.fun/MOE4Hzhttps://jiggie.fun/MOE4Hzhttps://jiggie.fun/MOE4Hz
>>552900339We get the song this time? I hope everyone enjoys Taiki's singing.
Bros did they buff Special Week in Seiun Sky's career or something? I feel like I always lose the Derby to her unless I am ahead of the curve in terms of stats.
>>552900594>>552900597I hate every uma that isn't my favorite
Moral of the story:A few grand per year on gacha never killed anyone. Swipe a few times, kings.
I like Tanukis. Where can I find good Tanuki videos? I've only seen the ones that get posted here and they don't get posted very often anymore.
>>552900312soon
>>552900613All mentions of Christmas in the event is either gone or replaced with "Joyous", "Merry", "Holidays", "Festive", etc
>>552900597Let’s not be angry!
>>552900613It's like the most halfassed version of it ever because the entire story has to do with santa and christmas, they just don't say the word christmas.
>>552900613yesYou can hear Merry Christmas in the intro scene and the text is holidays
>search 9* Long 9* Stam>only 2 results>one is full>one has fuck all affinityman I'm in trouble
>>552900548I rolled on Kitasan 600 times, and only came out with 3lb. Had to use my ticket to finish her off.
>>552898445Some humans are just incapable of existing within hierarchies or power structures without turning into bug people without a shred of dignity.They don't care about power or work as a means to produce or accomplish something. The power is the end for them. They crave dominion over others, even in the most petty and meaningless ways, like being a constant snitch.
Nakayama — Turf2500 m — Long — ClockwiseFirm — Winter — Sunny
>>552900613Yeah the girls are talking about Christmas this Christmas that, Christmas party etc and it's being purposely mistranslated as "holiday" or "winter" even though you don't need to know any Jap to understand they're saying Christmas. Couldn't be more mask off.
What a coincidence they have to take off their coats right before they show up on screen.
>>552900715I can get behind that. My bad, anon. At least you're honest.
>>552900312
>>552900715I do this unironically
>>552900874Would Cafe say this?
>>552900682no, for jp ti was libra II (2 {two}) iirc, we should get a tweet about the song being added like jp did when it happens for us
Real /uma/oids will roll for Inari One
>>552900613seriously why care
>>552900312Tamamo is poor and has a tiny penis
>>552901037depends.how trainersexual is she?
>>552900959SPH from Akebono..
>>552900613Seems that way so far. The retards who robotically blame it on wokeness and Jews are retarded retards, but yeah it actually is blatant enough to be mildly annoying to a reasonable person. Personally I agree that "holidays" is an okay way to translate the Japanese concept of Christmas, but I wouldn't call it GOOD. Just okay. And when there are this many instances of the word kurisumasu or whatever, and this many decorated trees and Santas and other trappings of Christmas, it just seems impossible to protect that delicate concept of the purely secular Christmas in such a flimsy way. So basically they should have translated it "Christmas".On the other hand, I don't really care.
>>552901006Hmm, I don't think so. I don't think the subject is something she'd really care about.
Well, maybe I can use it for next CM if nothing else.
BRVTAL MOGGING
I've started watching Ryan's races in career mode to figure out why she randomly jobs every other race. This bitch's ult hasn't fired ONCE in the last three careers, wtf.
>>552901256DELETE THIS
>>552901256whoa
>>552900895thanks umagpt
>>552900959>>552901062it’s not that small
>>552901043I'm tired of racism against Europeans, that's why I care. Everyone is allowed to be racist towards European culture, they're allowed to hate Baby Jesus and hate Christmas, they're allowed to shit on anything Euro-centric, with zero consequences... and it sickens me to my core. It's a disgusting double-standard that needs to end.
how much stam for Sagittarius pace chasers? also I feel like Special Week is a way better pacer but all I ever see people use on her is late, any reason?
>>552901245>750 stamBro even with 3 recoveries it'll gas out in a Long
>>552900959AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE KIM-SAMA, SAVE ME
>>552901191It's mostly because of how actively they're censoring it which is why it's being blamed on the wokeness. The voice itself is understandable when they say "Christmas" but even then it magically disappears some of the times especially during the mentions of Christmas Tree and Christmas Party
>>552901420pace doesn't have good late race accel skills if red shift/SFV doesn't work so it's better to gamble for late which works on tracks that pace accels don't work in
>found a parent for seiun sky on the database with 9* stamina 5* long 5* groundwork>its a mejiro ryanWhat compels someone to make this
>>552901256Urara should stop trying to seduce her trainer, it's not gonna work
>>552887946Sorry Abe-san, I wanna nakadashi the umanko
>>5529014201000 + 1 gold recov
>>552891885Valentine Bourbon is strong and easy to build, pretty unique for a front runner if you like them.Tamamo is pretty versatile, not a bad choice.Opera NY inherited skill becomes really good in the next balance patch, pretty uknown when we'll get that thoughIt's best to focus on supports at first though. You can make most Umas work with a solid deck
>>552901062Oguri gets passed around in a secluded shack up in the mountains
>>552901256I will jerk off to this
>>552899390same ref doc that unironically tells you to skip kitasan for NTR? yea I'm gonna do my thing
Why does pace consume HP faster than front? Makes no sense.
>>552900813>>552900818>>552900746>>552900902Man I just don't get this fucking corporate mandate.Even for the Air Grooves thing I can kind of see the reasoning since it's directed at the trainer. But here it's fictional characters celebrating Christmas with each other, there's not even a theoretical issue, it feels like it's just some contextless "don't mention Christmas" standing mandate.Does Granblue also do this?
>>552901370Do you not know what continent Bethlehem, Nazareth, and Jerusalem belong to? Jesus was an Asian, not a European. Asians can do what they want with his name. He's not yours. Let them have his silly holiday.
>>552901469GARBAGE
>>552901420for ashen oguri = 700for late and end = 800 + healit's 2500m so anyone telling you to get more than 1k is baiting
>>552901370let's be real, virtually every element of christmas that is celebrated in japan was ripped off from nordic european yule and has nothing to do with middle eastern mumbo jumbo
>>552901469It looks like the maker of this chart was trying to shoehorn umas into slots simply to fill out the chart instead of actually representing their career themes accurately.
>>552901282Pic related, just lost Kikuka to this. I watched the race and learned nothing, this shit shouldn't be possible.
>>552897807why are milennials so mindbroken about owning land lmao it literally doesnt matter
>>552900060don't say that...
>>552901824creek unique is better than a gold recovthat is why she can easily win
Would you pull on a banner that was 21 guaranteed random SSRs for $339?because thats what 2 daily pulls a day would be over a year. 36500 carats to pull twice daily. 3 $70 limited carats packs, 12 monthly carat packs at $84, the 1500 $11 store pack and 2 2750 $34 packs will get you the carats you need for a year of double daily pulls.730 pulls with 21.9 SSRs with .03% odds.21 or 22 SSRs if you're lucky for $339. Doesn't seem very good but people have spent more to get fewer SSRs.
>>552901823You can mention that to him in the jp thread (he even asked for feedback and help last time), to my knowledge he is still posting there
>>552901749None of that is relevant, trannylators just hate white people and hate baby Jesus so they want to censor Christmas away and destroy it fully if they could. That's it.
>>552901282the placement for it is dependent on your relative position. in CMs it's 6th because there are 9 racers. most career races have 18, so the relative position is so far back you either need to run her as End or it means you're dead on the track.
>>552901965i dont gamble for just prizesi gamble because gambling is fun
>>552901813Barely even that, it's closer to Valentine's Day than it is to Christmas. Japan doesn't really "get" Christmas because basically no one in Japan is Christian, and the ones that are tend to be kinda seen by other Japanese as weirdos (and to an extent cultural traitors)
>>552901469wait Believe is for (you)?
>>552901486Stam is a meme. People tell you to pump stam so your uma will be slow and weak.
What does this shot signify?
>>552902005>jp threadNow it makes sense why it's utter trash.
>>552898571literally the opposite is true
>>552902073Yeah, Believe It!
>>552901965>Would you pull on a banner that was 21 guaranteed random SSRs for $339?>because thats what 2 daily pulls a day would be over a year."You are guaranteed the average" <- you, a retard.
>>552898048NL pls
>>552902110umapyoi
I hope you guys realize the people translating this game work in-house at Cygames and they aren't trannies they're just normal Japanese salarymen. They stopped hiring freelance translators a long time ago.
>>5529014862500 is literally the shortest a track can be while qualifying as Long. It's barely more than a Medium track.
>>552902110that Suzuka is in heat
>>552901724It's been so long the last time I played GBF but I'm pretty sure they didn't censor it
>>552901043You can clearly hear one thing yet they insist on translating it as something else. It calls the rest of the translation into question in a storytelling game. Same logic applies to Bourbon calling the player character "Trainer" even though she is clearly saying "Master."Eat your festive dinner, Anon.The social aspect is very shitty too but that one should be obvious already.
debut lost
It’s not even noon yet what are you talking about
>>552902007According to these threads, the main functions of white people are to celebrate fantasy rape and to whine aimlessly about minor cultural affronts. Why shouldn't they be hated, then?
>They still think the problem with "holidays" is beacouse of some retarded culture war or religionI can hear them say Merry Christmas. I want the text to say Merry Christmas, that's all
>>552902130Nta but are you being stupid on purpose? Estate tax is what's taxed when the person owning the property DIES. What you're thinking of is property tax or homeowner tax.
>>552900846lower your standards by like one notch like 8 stam 7-9 long or 9 stam 7-8 long. People won't borrow great umas with less than 18 stars cause many don't know real ball and just chasing their stats
>>552902287your uncle told you that?
>>552902423The times are all fucked up in this game.
>>552902287>Japanese salarymenWrong. >In-houseYes. In-house at Cygames California HQ
>>552902423The servers are set to E*ropean time
It shouldn't be allowed to get random mood downs right after a mood up, this is incitement to suicide
>>552901824you might think Creek stand no chance here but it's actuallyCreek 570/674/604 with ~2 gold recovery skillsvsRyan 850/893/830 with 1 white recoveryin a 3000m race
>>552902156what's your point
>>552902403>late
>>552902484yeah but they dont wanna make it merry christmas, because global version is trying to be super neutral versionit is called global, not american or european
>>552902484I'm just annoyed at the absurdity of the fact that Christmas is censored for the people who actually created the trend of Christmas.
>>552902517It’s late (12:01pm) and Christmas is two weeks away (it’s 1/6) The uma musume world truly lives in a weird fucked up time bubble
>>552901043If it doesn't matter why go out of your way to censor it?
>>552902383that comic will forever be a classic. Doesn't she work for NASA now?
>HE PULLED FOR WOKEGURILMAO
wtf we have a brian SSR card that isn't welfare?
These third-rate umas...
>>552902613yeah but they literally say, in english (with japanese syllables) vocally, heard aurally with your earsmerry christmas
Please just go back to the JP thread, we don’t care that much
>>552902484 (me)>esl "beacouse" momentYou are now free to not take me seriously>>552902613But the game is culturally Japanese, and the Japanese say "Merry Christmas" with their funny accent
>>552902646Christmas is tomorrow
Late merry Holidays, /uma/!
>>552902646Umamusume celebrate Ortodox Christmas
>>552902876does that mean christmas gibs tomorrowwhere the fuck are my christmas gibsgibs gibs gibs gibs gibs gibs gibs gibs
>>552902613What's the point if you can actually hear the characters say "Merry Christmas", and even the song playing during the event outright sings Christmas
that was a sad bait
>>552902776it is called loan words, it is not even about that>>552902796and that is why they take it out, because global version is not "japanese culture translated to english", but "globally flavored version of the game umamusume"difference is calling onigiri rice balls and replacing onigiri with nonspecific bread
>>552884345HOEEEEEEH ARIGATOU
>>552903080JELLY DONUTS?! MY FAVORITE!
>>552903080Which uma musume makes the best handmade jelly donuts?
>>552902646the entire timeline basically makes it horse Valhalla that's the least of its issues
>>552902613americans are the only people who say happy holidays, the term itself originates specifically in early 20th century america, and americans are the only people who give a shit about this.
552903080shit tier baitIf you hear a loan word, you write what they're saying for clarity. Nobody but the most braindead retard hears Merry Christmas and writes in text "Happy Holidays"
>>552902613thisthe TL so far was pretty okay so I guess it was less of a culture war and more just to avoid any kind of drama
>>552903080Merry Christmas is literally an English word. The Japs are saying English Words and it's even written in Katakana which is used most of the time when they're using foreign words
>>552903210so what you are saying is, americans are the reason why we cant have merry christmas in umamusume
ok but who is hoe
Should I roll for the christmas fattt?
>all this complaining>no mass feedback to cygamesactually do your job for once
>>552903291that is still what a loan word isi dunno what you are opposing here exactly
>>552903080europoor anon, we say merry christmas for everything. christmas is barely even about christ unless you go to the church. every country has some weird ass tradition that has nothing to do with christianity. we make straw goats and light them on fire saying merry christmas
>>552903430No, save for Merry Kris S
>>552903423because be it indian, american or european, game is still for weebs
>>552903430Roll.
>>552903080>because global version is not "japanese culture translated to english", but "globally flavored version of the game umamusume"And that's why they use words like "otaku" or "doujin"? or have voicelines for Tanabata?
>>552902383>Same logic applies to Bourbon calling the player character "Trainer" even though she is clearly saying "Master."That shit is so fucking annoying. We're not deaf. we can HEAR HER calling us masta.
>>552903430she's meta for middle distance for 2 years
>>552903352what i'm saying is that this is the AMERICAN server and thirdies need to get the fuck out
>>5529036723 months on accelerated schedule
>>552903496The goat has survived last few ones. You need to step up your game.
>>552902480Sir this is the Uma Musume thread
>>552903718American Umamusume would stick to Happy Holidays
>>552892887Dirt shoes filters flatliners
Wait, how do they localize "toreko" or "toreppi"? I get enough Japanese to understand what they mean but in English you'd just end up with fucking "traineroonie" or something equally disgusting.
>>552903629You know its some woke fucking retard going "WE CANT SAY MASTER THATS SLAVERY" - fuck OFF Americans, no gives a shit if basketball Americans had masters when they were slaves
>>552901043do you not understand the problem?it's like them screaming "yellow" and the subtitles just say "a color"
>>552903718isn’t it night for browns rn
>>552903898Tranny-chan
>>552903898toreko: "teach"toreppi: unknown
This is going to happen every day from now on, uh?
>>552903778I love how smug Bakushin is.
>>552903928My git repos all have "master" branches. "Main" is woke slop. When I hear Master/Slave I think of IDE hard drives.
>>552903898Big T!
>>552903801Taiki Shuttle does exactly that, her jp lines talk about Holidays changing other characters lines to that is erasing the flavour for both taiki and them
we are already inventing things that have never happened to get mad at
>>552903738police are more vigilant with current world affairs so the main goat survives. most local towns make their own goat in a safe place and pretend to be upset when the boys burn it down. i dont know what it has to do with christmas
>>552904009>toreko: "teach"That's kinda bad but not awful.>>552904091Not bad.Wonder what they'll do for torepippi.
>>552904051Probably
>>552904058I changed main to magnum-opus back when that debacle was still going
>>552904162Please tell me this isn't actually real
>>552904234Yo Trizzle My Nizzle
Feel like the all Uma banner is a huge bait banner and people just gaslight others to hold and roll for it
>>552904296what will you do if i tell you
my trainee calls me triple T because she saw it in an umastagram reel, I don't know what it means
Get this hag out of my cute Dober career!
>>552904321
>>552904386sorry, but she is her gen mate
>>552904383Uninstall if Seiun ever spook me
>>552904464I'm just glad that she's only in the main story for the first race and then it switches to Air Groove for the rest of it.
>>552904162>Insist that she practice.
>>552904234teach feels in-character for hishiama, which is the most important thing, so i think it's fine.i'm just waiting for jungle pocket to come out and call me buddy.
>>552904765
Should I pre-order Marus figure? If she wins this CM by being a pace I'd be extremely tempted tohttps://www.goodsmile.com/en/product/1141752/Maruzensky+Signature+Racewear+Ver.+1+7+Scale+Figure
>>552904830Suzuka would never...
>there are male trainers who unironically dislike seeking the pearlThis kind of scum don't deserve their testicles
>>552904919God she's so ugly
TEAM TRIALS IS HOT RIGHT NOWSPEND ALL YOUR CARROT JELLY GO GO GO GO
>>552904162Please tell me this is real
aieee involuntarily thinking abou cm finals and i'm getting sinking feeling in my chest. it shouldn't matter to me that much whyyyy
Christmas oguri as late surger or end closer for sagittarius CM? Or just leave her as pace chaser?
>>552904845It's your money, why do you have to ask people you don't personally know?
>>552905010another fabled carat out of the red box???
>>552904058What's even worse when we had whitelists and blacklists and some woke faggot goes "Uhhhh yikes we need to change this to allowlist and blocklist" - it's so fucking annoying, just like this Christmas shit, just say Christmas lol
>>552905056Whatever will be will be.But if I get 3rd I’m going to cry.
>>552904919I grew to love her. I fell for my own propaganda...
I'm working while doing fan runs. I'm like double wage-slaving.
>>552905190yeah, i'll be happy with second, i think
If autists can make a patch that translates all the text for the JP version, surely you all can fork it and make the patch where the umas say "Merry Christmas"
Is it possible to trigger two long sparks in the same inspiration event?
>>552905109Figures are a pretty crowded space, there's always something coming up. They're actually selling the prize shoes rn as figs
>>552904919She's one of the prettiest umas in the game imo. I love characters with beauty marks and defined lips!
>>552905304Yes
>>552905304Yes.
>>552905304from my experience its not possible to trigger it once
>>552905304I've triggered 3 in one go a few times
>>552904919dedicated blowjob uma
>>552905304
>>552905239That's probably more likely to get you a ban than actual botting
>>552905304where is this dumb bobo from
>>552904919Only low test males would dislike a woman like her (sadly, there are many itt right fucking now)
Just got bingo in 10 rolls. There goes the luck I was saving up for parent farming...
Why Curren Chan has a wedding dress alt. Whats backstory?
>>552902526it's right tho. they don't work at blue hair california DEI HQ, it's an in-house team. they just chose to be inoffensive because that's what japanese people do. you guys are getting riled up about jewish ghosts.
>>552904919She looks like a blowup sex doll
>>552905239It shouldn't be an issue in the first placeBut we know the ones running cygames/their localization have names between parenthesis
>>552905571background looks like it's from the gourmet parade concert
Pic rel is 140 bucks, consider buying it instead of swiping for Tamamo
>>552905710It's black. She's actually funeral Curren.
>>552905530Nobody's been banned for it. There are youtube videos up using it with trainer IDs exposed.Cykagames doesn't care. DMM are the only faggots that care if gaijin scum touches their payment processors.
>>552905710She evolved from e-whore to gold digger
>>552905824face design is shit
>>552905571same place this creek is from
>>552905824I can't put my dick inside this
>>552905824My president made it more annoying and expensive to ship figures from Japan to the US
>>552905824will this let me play tamamo in the game
Can you explain to me who is "christmas" even offending? Is it the jews? Is it the muslims?
Fuck off /pol/ bots.
>>552904162Which event is this? Is it a support card event?
>>552905991You buy one as a good luck charm for your rolls :)
>>552906017I've met Muslims who celebrate Christmas [tree and all] but I've never a Jew that does anything similar
I'm going to pad my stats with race bonus. Watch me
>>552905824the tama figures not from cingay look cuter
>>552905824i think this like many figures look like shit. G.R.O Shimamura Joe is the last one I thought looked good.
>>552905991No, you need the Tamamo Cross amiibo for that.
>>552906017I am muslim and I am upset at the exclusion of christmas because I know the jews are behind it
faggot
can I somehow get negative aptitude for distance or style, I want to stop getting the wrong skills from unity training
>>552904919she looks too much like a prostitute and I don't know why, she just has the vibe
>>552905710The backstory is that you need to look at Curren
>page 9AIEEEE SOMEONE BAKE
>>552906017The former, and leftists (paid by (((them))) ) and the ones who believe blacks celebrate khwamza (do it for free for (((them))) )
>>552906252No, unfortunately. Would be interesting to be able to mixmax like that.
>>552906298That's the vibe
>>552906115fantasy seiun sky SSR
>Remember what the jews took away from you
BAKER
>>552906017it's literally the jews because they hate Jesus Christ
>>552906441Thanks, I remembered seeing that event but I couldn't find it in her trainee events or her stamina card.
>>552906525I will create the fourth Reich for Neicha
I shan't be bakingYou're on your own this timeMaybe Ryan will save you
>>552903080kill yourself
/uma/ will fall. A lovely day
I'll make a netorare bake if nobody bakes in 10 minutes
BAKE
>>552906525Jewstein can take this one, but the other umas? No, those will be protected.
>>552906929Fine I'll bake
my son will make a ryan thread
Talk to the hand
>>552907024High five
>>552906525natie is pretty anne-frank-coded desu
No. More. Threads.
>>552907024
No! don't die, /uma/
>>552907167>>552907167>>552907167
>>552907104How so?Is her dad pretending to be her all along while she rots where he left her?
>>552906992The captcha fucked up even though I'd done it correctly so now I won't bake
>>552907145her nipples are hard...
>>552904919I’m going to spark for her, she’s in all my faves careers so i fell in love with her
