Previous: >>552884345>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Oguri Cap (3* alt), Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Cinderella Form), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>552907167cute
New thread!
Sup you ho.
a good bake
We're all going to have a respectful and nice thread okay
Reminder to always follow ovr reference doc teachings
where is the ntr i was promised?
Digitan LOVE
ryan
>>552907319>cucked by not being cuckedThe ultimate cuck...Quantum cuckery...
>>552907319
>>552907392
>>552907464sexy sexy sexy
hehe...
>>552907464Look at that cute little mouthExactly the size and shape of my penis
>>552907167Always gamble.
>>552907515W-who’s eyes are these?
>>552907594you have a strangely shaped penis
>>552907319Not today
>ryan>digicringeoff to a terrible start, but at least the christmas issue stayed in the last thread
>>552907303>>552907289sex with Grass Wonder please
>>552907519AIEEEE A 38 YEAR OLD ART TEACHER IS BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE
>>552907594Tamtam...
>>552907616Sorry about your carats anon
>>552907594
https://files.catbox.moe/qayps8.png
YOU'RE NOT BIWA
>>552907627Secretariat
>finals in 1 hour 12 minsi'm not ready i'm not ready i'm not ready i'm not ready i'm not ready i'm not ready i'm not ready i'm not ready I AM NOT READY NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M GONNA LYOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>552907594This is just vile, dude.
>>552907797Kino
>>552907797w-what's happening here?
>>552907594tamamo...
Someone seems a bit....Jolly.You wouldn't be celebrating Christm*s now, would you Toreina? Might I remind you that such merriments are C*tholic in nature and popery is prohibited at Tracen Academy.
Uhh... I have to farm 30 Asahi Hai banners how am I supposed to do that
MY HERO
Umas small enough for me to hold with one arm?
>>552907979Haha this dude said poop.
Man I'm having a hard time getting slick surge even with Brian and vodka's cards, any advice? or I just have to stay in the mines until it drops alongside long S...?
>>552908012Your CP??
>>552908012>start grass wonder career>win asahai futanari stakes>give up>repeat 15 timesjust like this
>>552908175my what????
>>552907594Why is Tamamo like this?
>>552908109gwo?
Train Seiun Sky>12* long, 3 on parents>double circle affinity>No Long S in 10 runsTrain Maruzensky>6* long, 0 on parents>single circle affinity>Long S on first runLiterally how
>>552908175Don't abbreviate club points like that...
>>552907725Not carts tickets.
>>552908228hag game
I remember someone fielding an End Closer KawaPri for Libra, so I was curious what kind of sparks I’d need to bring her up to snuff, only to discover that person was a complete masochist.
Marvey for global fucking when
>>552908321How can lolis even compete?
>>552908426 a year from now
>>552908321I love classics.
>>552908520nyoo...
Alright, for the umas who can run both, pace or late for Sagittarius? I'm getting ready to start grinding out Rudolf as a grandparent now
who want meh
>>552908321But she has a big bush.
>>552908426how you gonna fuck a bitch named "marvey" lmao
I keep thinking that F is a better aptitude rating than E and it fucks with my horse building theory crafting
>go out of their way to censor EVERY instance of Christmas being mentioned 100%>can't even bother to spell Oguri's name correctlylol, lmao even - the state of trannylators
>>552908672anon...
>>552908665Stick penis inside vagina
https://jiggie.fun/pabErkhttps://jiggie.fun/pabErkhttps://jiggie.fun/pabErk
>>552908758>go out of their way to censor EVERY instance of Christmas being mentioned 100%>leave out holy night
>>552908758imagine inheriting culture war issues from your fucking grandpa
>>552908758>"Head Fan"
>>552908798>cute hons will never affectionately lick you
>>552908798me your >your waifu
>>552908897
>>552908798>schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop
>>552908758I think AI would do a better job translating
>>552908632Advertise yourself better anon
good luck on your finals!
>>552908996aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>552909037
>>552908868no mention of Christ so it's kosher and marketable
>>552908996
>>552909130No shit, at least that trash is consistent about it's pre-programmed bullshit, trannylators aren't due to their ""humanness"", tho even that is borderline.
>>552909145I tried before but no clubs were openThis club is so fucking annoying they never post shoes
>>552908758HeheheBut anonDidn't you know?If it's such a big deal mod the game!Uma musume is Japanese so of course they'd try not to offend anyone else in the globe by not removing THAT celebration, even though it's clear this is the specific celebration they're referring to and we paid those VAs to say!It's not a big deal!You're being a schizo chud /pol/tardUma musume love CHRISTMAS which certain big nosed and many colored groups hate
>>552909427SpeTard
>>552909418name and shame club
You guys don't even go to church.
>>552909418ButtSweat was recruiting earlier, and Bricked should have 2 slots open at the 8th if what I read from few threads ago was correct.You can also urge Autis/uma/'s danchou to kick their flatliner so you could join in.
im thinking about smart falcon again
>>552909418go ask umaooo
>>552909340>they made lucoa talk about feminismThat was the last straw for me, and I'm glad that industry might die for real
>>552908758Is there a feedback button on mobile? I legitimately want to tell them to stop fucking with the translation
>>552908227what if I'm making natie ace
Put in tickets about the translation errors
t-55 minutes until im vaporized
>>552909594Bots aren’t allowed in churches.
I went to church for christmas to make my dad happy. It was kinda sad and empty compared to how I remember it as a kid
>>552908996>>552909037>>552909334Is there a reason why horses do this? Or just a matter of "they felt like licking the shit out of someone" like some dogs?
Event closes in 14d. So, two more weeks of 4chan emotionally processing the War on Christmas. That's what we've got ahead of us.
>>552908779It's cause in my school we had A, B, C, D and F grades so an E feels like it should come after F not before it
Imagine being a chud uma player, like you really just dont know what to do with yourself. like whats next, are we gonna powerscale horses by saying Almond Eye is weaker than Silence Suzuka because shes a mare or some shit?
Reminder to post your overall winrate and if you had whales or shitters in your finals
>rolling for Holiday Oguri aka Hoguriwouldn't be me
>>552909686nyo, only this https://support.umamusume.com/feedback/
>>552909834This might be a chance to actually filter out the redditards and xittershits so I don't see the downside
>>552909829Air Groove did that when she wanted treats. I assume the others have similar motivations.
>>552909834Wished they just spend that time constantly sending tickets instead of shitting up every thread
usually they have one of the side characters on the wheel, why didn't they put taishin, mayano or marvelous?
Golden oldies?
>>552910074oguri fat favoritism
>>552909769My teio after cm but only if she gets 8th or better
>>552909594>NOOOOOOOO CHURCH REEEEEEEEEwhy are you atheists (jewish) cunts always like this? I'm not a Christian either, but I grew up with it due to my late grandma, plus general culture in my europoor country. Cingray shows this well, any language but ENGLISH still saying "Merry Christmas!" just fine, meaning the issue is with America/Britain obviously.I'm very much bro science, but I'm also trying to respect cultures and religions like a normal human being, and Christmas is a simple fact of life and each single goddamn year.Sure is weird how people wanna go "FUCK CHRISTMAS THAT SHITS GAY AND ANTI-JEWISH/Moslem", yet ALL OF YOU sad fucks will take the free holidays you get from it instead of going back to work you freaks.
>>552909834the war on Christmas shit is so old that it's been reheated too many times for even the twitter nazis to care anymore. They're more concerned with creating "agarthan" babies through incest rituals
bwos my trainee lost to Ines Futajin at the Asahi Hai Futanari Stakes and now she's skipping training and doesn't seem to like me anymore, does she have some condition??
>>552910178Didn’t read. Attach boobs to your post next time.
>>552910150im going to say a slur
Do I need Sprint S for CM9 or nah?
>>552908227I need to borrow for gold recovery
>>552910074>they have one of the side characters on the wheelThe true main eventer is ALWAYS on the wheel, brother.
you blew your wad metaslaving for Oguri CapI am saving for my wife BourbonWe are not the same
>>552909334The taste of a liar jojo!
>>552910237You're not going to do shit
That's it, if I didn't win with my new MLB kitasan and Hoguri, I'll delete my account
>>552910178I'm not atheist nor jewish, melty anon.
>>552910319>no taking the lead instabrick
>>552908632what club do you want?You could get in Umaoooo (former S rank but will probably go back to S in a month)Or you could join /Uma/club, it's full but the club seems to have a couple low earners that danchou might kick for you.If you just want an A-A+ club everyone of them would be happy with you.
>>552910363NIGGGGGGGEEEEERRRRRRR
>>552910074why is pikachu on the poster ahhh question
>>552910419Believe in Tahbo…
Air Groove loves french kissing
>umamusumes hate losingHow do you guys think they would react to losing to human cock?
>>552910441why did previous umaoo danchou quit
I'm going to get raped by Urara again, I just know it...
TL note: nakadashi means "christmas"
>>552910650Taikibro, that only happened once, you have to get over it
>>552910650almond eye please go to therapy
>>552910491Is that what you say when Silence Suzuka eats you out?
>>552910637He got a warning for hitting, he's laying low for now
>>552910637almondlove's dancho left him and he was heartbroken
>>552909639
>>552910441don't see umaooo on the list but i'll toss out my ID 410856464265
gf my daring tact
>>552908632autis/uma/ danchou, poach this anon nyow
Did I finally get a decent enough parent for front runners?
>>552910526Is there any great runaway in this age?I don't think I have seen one in a hot minute.
How many cards should I bring to gutsmaxx on a 10% guts uma? 3? I never get even close to 1200 but if the situation were speed training it would be enough for sure... does guts just give less guts per point or something?
Umaooo more like lmaooo
>>552910950nyo
>>552910950Blue sparks are alright but pinks and whites are lacking
>>552910950>no groundwork
I realized I have no idea how I spiration actually works. Does 9* distance have a higher chance of getting S or is it the same as 8*? if it's the same, would 3* have the same chance if it was 1 on parent and each grand parent?
>>552910637He flatlined for a while, club members got mad and started leaving, he made someone else danchou and quit>>552910934It's written in Katakana, the 2nd club in the thread clublist
>>552910950where groundworkwhere ura finales
>>552910950Bwo, your groundwork??
>>552911072tell me about it sister*gets another spade tattoo*
>>552911189Take your blacked pol shit somewhere else and never reply to me again you retarded faggot
>>552910814They put him in time-out for biting?
>>552908081>In the Umaverse, Sweep and Marvelous are the ones spreading gaslightsInteresting
>>552911161alright well, ill check after the cooldown
>>552911045Guts training costs more energy than speed since it gives more overall stats. Stat for stat the training is the same with the overall being the main diff.
>>552911338It was very kind of the devs to add an ugly uma that shows that your 150 carats were wasted.
>>552910938Lost by a nose to umaooo. We’ll likely have a slot open soon anyway as long as everyone else is in agreement.
>>552911540That's not winning ticket though?
REMINDER: If you benched one of your aces, crushing her hopes and dreams just to shove in a sloppily trained HOguri, you better fucking win... even if the benched ace was your lowest WR, she only wanted to make her trainer happy, the finals COULD have been the one match for her that mattered, but you fucked her over and fucked yourself
>>552910127>2033huh???? did I sleep too long
localizators trying to avoid the word Christmas at any cost when Umas are saying Christmas all the time is some funniest shit ever
>>552908426Anyone has a video of her walking/running during this? It's so funny. Weird uma.
You think you'll win?
hmmm
>>552910934umaoo is currently in the middle of adjusting since new danchou and new rules so you might not get S rank with them this month but should be a good time to join
>>552911309Giga whale privilege
>>552911384Düsseldorf
>>5529116916 golds so far and I'm in A finals, probably not
>>552911691I have 70%+ WR I guess I might
>>552911691It'll be as Shiraoki wills I'm not confident I'll win
>>552911691if i win i will swipe the largest carat pack
>>552911407should probably also post an unedited version of the image
>>552911643I benched my pure debuffer Tachyon, if anything she's probably glad to not suffer constant humiliation coming in 9th
>Borrow parent run>Didn't job a single race>All cards finished their events>Fast learner (20 skills learned)This means the spark will be good right
>>552911565You're finally awake Autis/uma/ danchou but you really should communicate with your members and especially with that flatliner. Remember that A rank is team effort
>>552911691Just need to hit one time
>>552911691Whatever happens happens.
>>552911306ummmm bwo you're the one who said whites are lacking...
>>552911643I just gave her a new dress.
Friendly reminder that Shiraoki isn't real
>>552911892the only respectable benching i'll give it up
Remember, if you lose, it's because your umas suck ass. ASS.
>>552911458Naruhodo... I guess it's time to attempt my 4 guts/1Riko/Wit bobo suzuka
>>552911926stam 1 pace chaser 3
>>552912081I want my umas to suck my ass...
>>552912020explain this
>>552912020Heretic. Shiraoki-sama, smite this nigga and give him his 3rd place
>>552911643The only one I benched was another Rudolf because I couldn't decide which of the 6 hybrid Rudolfs I trained to bring. I decided to bring the first one I trained anyway.
>>552910178Dude not everyone that doesn't care about this TL shit is jewish or atheist. It's something completely minimal to the game AND it's only the TRANSLATION. The umas say Merry Christmas, it isn't bleeped out.
>>552911938I’ve been around. I was planning on doing so, don’t worry. One step at a time.
>>552911643Unfortunately I benched this Tickezo for a dominator Rudolph. I can hear her crying from here...
>>552912154>pace chaserAAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE
I'm glad my danchou is not an attention whore.
>>552912375
how much does the +15 mood effect and +1 energy on MLB fine motion matter compared to LB3? I want to upgrade mine to LB3 minimum on the upcoming banner but i'm thinking about MLBing if i can get lucky
AIEEEEEEEE
>>552912398its ok but it is an amazing looper
>>552912375daaaaaaaahhhhhhhbyyyyyyy
>>552912342Good to knyow. I'm genuinely curious and cheering for your 1st month
>>552911643my aces will understand that it's a team game
>>552912492I only do 3-6 runs a day... I don't have the patience to loop.
Teio I will NOT have sex with you
>>552911643i benched regular oguri and tackyon for makween and urara
>>552912468They power spike for MLB is going from 4 -> 5 recovery energy. Mood effect isn't so important but nice to have.
>>552911926You might even get 2* guts instead of 1* guts
>>552911691I think I might have a hernia and a doctor is going to rape my prostate very soon.Surely the Three Goddesses will favor my way this time after all the terror I've seen and will see...
>>5529126263-6 runs is ok if you focus on parent runs. a few loops a day eventually leads to better parents.and you got plenty of time between now and cm8 to get something a little better
>>552912492what's a loop
>>552912398bruh this is actually a really good parent, or at least grandparent. you better slap some kind of sticker on this.>wet, winter, cloudy>uma stan>hint that reduces the cost of Professor>generic long hint>4 raceway hintsI don't remember if those raceway hints give anything useful but they always add stats at least. Stop crying or I'm going to force you to transfer this uma to me in the next glue event.
>>552912490how can I get the erauma english patch...
>>552912375fag
>>552911880You have few options to join. Umaoo will probably either stay at S or end up A+ this month. (A+) Bricked who will be kicking at the 8th or (A) Autis/uma/ who will probably get a slot soon
>>552912828when are you ever selecting genes to make a parent and thinking hey i am really going to pick my 3 star pace
>>552912375BASED. Fuck that annoying crybaby.
>>552912941after round 1 she had a 0% WR bwo... I wanted to use her but it just wasn't working out...
>spooked What am I in for? Planning to make her a long TT horse
>>552912856it's on the git https://gitgud.io/era-games/erauma/-/packages/3832
>>552911637Tickezo has a cute outfit though. There's nothing cute about Ryan. People only use her for pump making her a soulless meta slave.
>>552911643Does it count as benching if it's the same character but reworked? Can we consider it an off-screen training arc and triumphant return?
>>552913059luck and love and anxious chittering
>>552913059She's the best you can make of herShe's better than base and good for this CMGood luck be with you
>>552912826https://gametora.com/umamusume/legaciesthe legacy loop section explains it well. Ignore the flimsy excuse about it being "too boring" Loops are how people in JP have been making parents since .5 anni and they're essential for high affinity parents
I don't care much for pink sparks because I barely have any usable parents of my own to begin with. Its only recently that I started getting 3* blues so I'm counting my blessings.
>>552913116the old one was minced and fed to the new one
>>552910908@umagrok make her crying with hot glue dripping from her face and 4 faceless men standing around her in the background
>>552912828Nyo give me long pink or give me death. This would be beautiful if it had long+spurt...
Aside from Bricked. Did other A+ clubs recruit this month?
>>552913059she's one of two uma that have golden Inside Scoop and that's the best CM8 Skill. she needs a lot of midgame and support from fronts but you can make her work
>>552913116That makes sense. Had to swap my Dober because she was lacking smarts, and the new one even got a hot spring ticket and showed me her pits. That's the best kind of training arc one can get I think.
>>552913327uma&co recruited a newcutie with 8m total fans
>>552913183I didn't either until Aoharu. Now my lineage with those horrific 2* pace genes screw up the skill hints.
>>552913327umadash had a recruitment for couple of days after reset
>>552913345>>552913059also don't ignore the wit growth it goes a surprisingly long way
>>552913396That's a bold move
>>552911643I didn't even roll for Hanukkah Oguri. I'd rather have Fine Motion or Tamamo.Besides, Luna is gonna get plat.
>>552913316will you glue it or cope that one day you'll use it
>>552913289
>>552913289You could just subscribe to her Umafans
>>552912081I was doing Unity Training and Dia rimmed my ass while my trainee wasn't looking..
>>552913505he is doing okay
>>552904793I'm not your buddy, guy
it doesn't matter when you hit the button to see your results right? it's predetermined?
>>5529135323* blue and style pink? Yep, you bet it'll be clogging up my veteran list for months never being deleted and never being used.
I keep forgetting that they're roommates
Please tell me down the line they add a way for automatic agenda race every time you start certain uma career
>>552913671Correct. No point in prolonging the mystery
>>552889571Anon I encountered some way to have multiple partners during sex. It's kind of like an event when you try to have sex with on of the umas. In my case, Haiseiko proposed that she wants to have sex too, it might be possible to induce this situation in some way
>>552911691Had a 69% win rate, so maybe
>>552910498>ahhhwhy are zoomers always making these gay moans?
>>552913707How often do they play goo goo babies?
>>552913059Overwhelming Pressure is excellent, Kyoto racecourse built-in is helpful, I have no idea if Innate Experience is good but it feels unreliable so I never take it. Her growth percentages are weird but alright. Her unique is 1000000000000% better than default Fuku's because it actually works but with the caveat that you need to have someone behind her (it only activates if someone is trying to pass her in the second half of the race and she's in the back.)Pardon my autism but I actually examined her unique against Gold Ship's during the last long CM and was surprised to see it compares pretty evenly.Fuku: 5 second base duration, target speed increase 0.35Gold Ship: 6 second base duration, target speed increase 0.25The reason I compared her to Golshi is because if you're in a race with Golshi you're guaranteed to have someone behind Fuku (at least if you run her as Late) who will accelerate and try to pass her, so she's guaranteed to activate her unique. She becomes a really strong late gambler since her unique lasts long enough to boost her through the spurt phase.
I swear to God i will kill every single one of you if i hear a >bwo your x again
>>552913541umagrok replace clothes with very thin string
>>552913872Chemicals in the water
>>552911691I believe in my honses. If I lose then my club and danchou will have to suffer the consequences this month
>>552913950bwo your mental resilience?
>>552913345>golden inside scoop is the best CM8 skillplease explain
>>552913950I can't believe this, I agree with Curren tang...
>>552913643>doxxing
>>552913689same
>>552912006is oguri a qos?
11 minutes until /uma/ explodes in anguish
>>552914054inside scoop has people running golshi speed just to spark farm.It's a reliable lategame velocity for arima kinen and Innate experience is just a better version of it. if you can afford it and dont need to skimp midgame, you should get it
>>552913950I will tap your Curren Chang in EraUma just for (you) bwo
What running style did Oguri use when she won the Arima? Pace or Late?
>>552913872In 2 minutes of thinking this question I came to the conclussion that it's to self censor so they can be brand safe for social media"Ahhh" kinda sounds like "ass", "geegee" sounds like "shitty", and the like, and notice how it's always terminally online zoomies that can't turn off their phones for their life
>>552913950I think it's funny...
>>552914215I believe in my umas
I will win>I will winI will win>I will win
>>552913950bwo my sex with curren?
do danchou kick flatliners without saying anything tothem
>>552914054long has literally no skills other than inside scope and pressure, which is also why NYOpera is so strong as she comes with an exclusive long gold skill that isn't available for a while and maestro
>>552913950
>>552914374No.
>>552913950bwo your Curren is a whore and is fucking her fans behind your back
>>552914251Run really fast until you win style
I believe in my umas
>>552913950Curren would say this
Gonna watch some episodes of Pretty Derby S3 before the finals, it worked into getting into them, should work now... surely... (I'm at the part Kitasan jobbed for no reason)
>>552913167>>552913345>>552913920So you run her Late? What decks do you recommend and sparks?I can't believe it's finally her time to shine
This Is Extremely Fucking Bad
>>552913872Youtubers censor words to get ad revenue so zoomers started including the censored versions in their vocabulary except unironically such as grape instead of rape and pdf file instead of pedophile etc
>>552914446But I can't build an oonigger Oguri...
>>552908758I really don't understand, I'm not religious and I fucking love Christmas, favorite celebration of the year, and of top of that its based on a a pagan festivity, there should be a place for Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, not completely remove one.
>>552914552This is good, actually, my shit-tier umas have a chance at 1st place.
>>552914389I love how Curry Chang posters always go dead silent after this video is posted. It's too strong.
>>552914552Naruhodo (I don't get it)
ONE RACEI DONT KNOW WHYI BUILT A SPECIAL WEEK WITH THIS RACE IN MINDKEEP THAT IN MIND THEY DESIGNED THIS TRACK FOR PACE CHASERSTHATS ALL I KNOWPOWERS A VIABLE STATWATCH IT FLY BY AS THE GOLD SHIP COMES BYLOSE THE DAMN RACE BY MULTIPLE LENGTHSI WASTED MY TIMEITS SO UNFAIR
>>552914552CM final results are decided way before you press the button thougheverbeit
>hmmm which card should I use>mfw I realize I have no idea what makes a card good or useful unless it has some gold skill I needthis is gonna be the 4th card in a guts deck... I know Doto has the most TE but... does that still make her the best?
Sigh. This time of the month again, anxiety starts to creep in as the finals approach. It feels like facing a major exam, you know you’ve studied and prepared your uma at their best condition, yet unforeseen things can still arise beyond your control.. I HATE IT.Goodluck minna-san~
Time to lose yet another medium finals
So now that the dust has settled, what went wrong with Scorpio Cup?
>>552914552Please don't strongly interpret the dot!
>>552914521your best mix of power/stam, leaning more on power since it'll be her weakest stat.any combo of 3 wit 2 speed, 2 wit 2 speed 1 pow. It's a choice between Biko and finemo for the borrow, do what works but its gotta be 2 speed. I do not recommend Eishin flash speed she's a glorified parent card and will not help you max speed
5 minutes.
>>552914236>>552914406jokes on you, i'm into that shit
>anon uploaded the Teio and Digitan setbased. buy more
>>552914782suzuka
>>552914692MIKE SHINUMA THIS SHIT DOESN'T EVEN RHYME !!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>552914745Yes, but it's all synced up with the dot ultimately. That's the entire concept of the "global" consciousness, Anon...
>>552914817more than enough time make natie a mother
I'm in B so I already lost
>>552914782Balance patch just replaced SMaru with Suzuka
>>552914771It's Air Groove. She has everything.
>>552914643"they" simply aren't human. You know who I'm talking about.
>>552914782Hags
>>552914817I won't let a single saiyan live
>>552914231how is it reliable tho? doesn't everyone spread out at the end?
the end of umanity
I'm going to fucking dieHurry up clock, pass faster, let me get my pain over with
IT'S OPEN
2 MINUTES /uma/ ARE (you) READY?
>>552915028No
>>552915028nyo I'm still building my Ace
>>552915028Is it truly lifted
if i get matched against a S rank xoguri im gonna RAPE teio
I already lost
>>552914643>le it's religious and you're not religious so it's ok!It's the latest copium they came up with to erase christmasProblem is that, the same ones pushing for "Happy Holidays" completely remove Christmas, when it should by definition be part of itLiteral commie tactics made by the same ones who taught the masses to hate the attire of our emperor Spe
nyoooo....stop hyping yourself up, /uma/
fifteen seconds...
It's time
Tatakae /uma/
Please, Shiraoki-sma, save me!
>>552914771I'll give you an answer after the CM storm dies down
>>552913950BRO YOUR BRO YOUR HUH BRO YOUR HWUUHHH? BRO YOUR BRO YOUR HUUUUUUH? BRO??? HUH??? WHAT? BRO YOUR BRO YOUR BRO? HWUHHH? HUH? BRO YOUR BRO???? WHAT???? HAAAAH? HUUUHHH? BRO???? HUH? BRO YOUR HUH? YOUR BRO HWUHH?? WHAT YOUR BRO?? HUH?? HWUHH?? BRO YOUR BRO BRO HWUHH YOUR HUH BRO YOUR HWUUHHH? BRO YOUR HUH BRO YOUR HUUUUUUH? BRO??? HUH??? WHAT? BRO YOUR BRO YOUR BRO? WHAT? HWUHHH? HUH? BRO YOUR BRO???? WHAT???? HAAAAH? HUUUHHH? WHAT BRO???? HUH? BRO WHAT YOUR HUH? YOUR BRO ARRGGGHHH HWUHH?? WHAT YOUR BRO?? HUH?? HWUHH?? BRO YOUR-
ohfuckohfuckohfuck
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Can you make ONE and ONLY ONE poll for damage reports this cm?
AIEEEEEE I LOST
I jwu please don't give me a 3rd place
Uh oh.
>
>>552915279>9>misspelled samaIt's over for me...
A fucking S rank Oguri in B finals fuck this shit
I lost
CyGENEROUS
ITS OVEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>I got 2nd cause my unique didn't activateNyo..
I'm going to take a shower first
I FUCKING KNEW IT
>>552915342damn that's unlucky
>No Hee Holiday Oguri spottedMaybe there's a chance...
Just beat some dude by a nose holy fuck
I missed my xoguri's triple 7 witcheck on 1000 wit..
WHY WAS I MATCHED UP AGAINST THISI LOST ALL MY ROUND 2 AND ONLY WON LAST ATTEMPT
>big nigeIt's so fucking over for my mackie
FIRST PLAT, MY FVARKING QVEENS
>got matched with xoguri who activated ult
I'm equipping my plat title already so my opponents know they already lost at the beginning screen kek
i lost to a fucking oguri by a nose
>7,8,9It's joever
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOShe moved up too fast and couldn't activate her recoveryAt least my Taiki got first
HOLY MOLY CHECK YOUR INBOX THE CHRISTMAS GIBS FINALLY ARRIVED
shiiiiieeeet
SUZUKAWINSLOL
This Teio won first in my room….
MY GIRLS DID ITFirst CM, First B Victory!
I am 7 out of 7 for making Graded A League Finals then losing on the final matchAnyone that tries to use Platinums as a legitimate badge of honour when its basically a threeway coinflip every time is delusional(at least i got christmas biwa from the tickets)
>0 FRONTRUNNERS>MY TAIKI GOT PROMOTED TO LUCKY PACE>NO LATE STARTSYEP EASY WINhttps://files.catbox.moe/uhv8qo.mp4
Nice try cap (as in shit)
post em
Good enough
Please wish my oshi good luck it's her first CM in a distance longer than Mile and she's very nerveous.My stronger Ace is a Teio with pretty good stats but if there's too many fronts for her unique or if an endkek/latekek hits their gamble skills she just breaks her leg.
>>552915781filthy meta slave
I don't care that I metafagged. Literally everyone procced their skills, I felt like I was in paradise.
another cm finals I lost because no fronts and my taiki promoted... despite 3+ fronts in every lobby in BOTH rounds.... fuck this game man
You can get more than one of those skills?
>suzuka died>hag had a late start and didn't even activate her uniqueTHANK GOD FOR OGURI CAPPU!
I genuinely feel bad about facing and winning against the most soulful teams with my metapicks
LETS GOOOOOOOO
I'M SO HAPPY MY OGURI WON AGAINST THE NEW ONE (mine is the base one but with xmas outfit, therefore SOVL)
Digitan won! Group B graded...
I fuarking did it
Ayyo!
>>552915578>not pictured: Spechud 7thcould be worse.
>>552915713Why do Maru and Ogu look like they just watched Golshi's umank->>552915686So that's why. Nice
>>552915781ICHIBAN
>>552915509AHHHHHHHHHH I JUST NEEDED TAIKI TO PUSH A LITTLE HARDER OR HIT TRIUMPHANT PULSE COME ON MAAANat least it's over
CAP AS IN PEAK (forma de christmas)
>>552915858yeah, white sparks. you could theoretically inherit all ignite skills with enough grinding and rng
>>552915781my first ever plat win. and it was with my worst performing ace, she got 3.7% in the rounds
>Got placed against S rankers>2ndMy fucking Maru activated groundwork way late and was basically in 7th place the entire time
>>552915781
2/7 finals won now, all had 85%+ winrate. this game hates me
Gg ez
SHE DID IT
NEW SHIT
>no triangle/polygon/idk team>still losebros...
>Queue up>See thisIt was over before it even began
>everything that could've possibly went wrong happenedepic....
quick question before i brick myself, when does the fan goal check activate, after the day or in the day?like if I have race in this day that would give me the fans, can I do it?
I did it! Scared the shit out of me. I thought I failed the skill proc rng, but Hydrate ended up proccing after Triple 7s.
>>552916050I'm so sorry for your loss and dox
>0 AMouguris>1, 2, 3 favWait a minute
>Perfect Angel + Unrestrained timingyeeeepYEEEEPgood night /uma/
My 2nd worst CM to date nets me my first plat, I ain't complaining
>Imagine following metamy own unyielding Amazon zoom managed to beat a 2 S full meta A Finals...
My Umas jobbed hard, didn't activate a single unique. I got second at least. So that's gold for me. Haha yay
>90% winrate going into finals>Got matched against plain average players instead of S and S+ whalesELO matchmaking isn't real, finals is an absolute crapshoot.
>>5529157814 A finals in a row, I fucking love my hag
>triple runaway lobby>one actually wins somehow...
Just need one
cap as in peak
>>552916141when the turn counter is 0
>>552916079BASED
THAT'S WHY SHE'S THE MVP THAT'S WHY SHE'S THE GOAT
got 2nd by a neck for the 2nd time in a row this shit fucking sucks man
>jobbed horribly and struggled to go to the finals>qualified to A finals literally on last race>this is my finalsI don't get it, there were other two xoguris too and one was a S oneFeels totally undeserved but cool, I guess
>Alright team, let's focus up and get this done>Triple Late Start>Triple Rushed>5th, 6th 9th>In B groupYeah....
So yeah can we all agree to remove Suzuka's runaway from now on and rerun the whole Scorpio cup?
>>552915342>>552915571>>552915781AGAINST ALL ODDSMY WITLET TEIO PULLED THROUGHTHE OTHER OGURI CAP DIDNT UNIQUE BUT THE OTHER ONE DID
>Pasa loses by a nose to Ass WonderShe also pushed up way too far by being in fourth by final corner without activating any proper accels. Oh well, it's not a Suzie or last minute XOguri, I accept the loss with grace.
Got cucked out of the finish line at 20 meters by a gambling regular Oguri. Better than I hoped though, my win rate for this CM was fucking awful, only got 3/5 once in both rounds so I'm just glad I qualified for A Finals at all and placed second.
That was close.
CM7 Damage reporthttps://poal.me/cygwb7https://poal.me/cygwb7https://poal.me/cygwb7
ez
this taiki jobbed through 90% of my CM races then got me plat
>>552915781Nice, another Taikibro.Only a group B Finals win but its still a win.
>every single one of my umas with better stats and winrate loses to thisi fucking hate rng bros
>>552916420She saved herself for the important race
I... I just wanted Biwa......
Got my 1st CM win bros I'm so happy I didn't think I could do it
>>552916198I'm so proud of her bros...
>>552916065I take it back. NEVER GIVE UP.
>>552915781>>552916338Whoops posted only the top one without the bottom one. I was too excited
Now that the cm is over, I can finally relax. Arima Kinen Long cm? Easy. I can focus instead on my long users and not have to deal with countering runaway Suzuka’s.
anyone got higher than 15k?
Slopped to death. God I hate this CM. A rank was an absolute slaughterhouse.
MY GIRL WON!MY PACE CHASER QUEEN STARTED FIRST AND ENDED FIRST DIDN'T EVEN NEED SHOOTING FOR VICTORYFUCK YOU TAIKI SHUTTLEFUCK ALL THE META SLAVESECWILPES PHIRST DE LESTE NOWHEYE
>>552916478It pisses me off to no end when I lose to someone that has uncapped speed
time for my humiliation ritual
CAN THEY STOP GIVING US CARROT JELLY AND GIVE US TP
My CM winrate is now 6/7
total kentucky domination
>Teio and Oguri late start>Oguri fucks up one heal despite having 4>FUCK FUCK FUC->TEIO STEPPU DA>I won, YE->suddenly thunders>Rudolf out of nowhere just secures it because she has to cuck my Teio for no reasonT-Thanks Prez... You're so cool...
im not even gonna record this shit
>>552916036Umazing!
BOBO WON
Total oguri victory
https://youtu.be/Y83vUJDiW7Y?si=T-kLxyg2Qo8lBPxi&t=12
I am not gonna let this happen again
>>552916635>$0 account valuemy condolences bwo
Is it me or every single CM is worse than the previous one?How are wegonna survive the sprint one...
Total dominationMissed all the whales somehow I guess
>run late gambler party>get 2 Suzuniggers and a Taiki behind themJUST
>>552915781What makes them change?
CYGENDEROUS
total mambo domination
XOguri didn't trigger soft step, no idea if if she failed the check or if she never changed lanes... not putting that shit on her again
>>552916371Why does Ass Wonder keep abusing El?
if the anon who convinced me to drop my dominator debuffer for the finals is reading this, fuck you
Whenever there are 2 umas on rate up I always seem to get the one I don't want. But not this time! I finally have an Oguri
>>552915964forgot my bottom half
>Didn't bother making any aces >Won my first CMThank you sloppy leftovers from past CMS.
>>552916678fuck you if i have to do it you have to do it too
>>552916380Almost got Dahbied
>>552916875Gratz, Ogu-anon! Now go and make her shine!
Months of Dober posting, all building to this moment. That's my girl up there, she did great. Hung out in sixth to hit ult and pump. Zoom.
my day is ruined...
MY SUZIE DID IT. GO FUCK YOURSELF PETA
>>552916871>Maruzensky>FrontDeserved bwo...
Taiki Shuttle is disgustingly IMBA. Still sad Fuku didn't get it but I'll take it.
>>552916795it's probably just random, but the pics they take sometimes feel cinematic as hell
You guys scared me for weeks that the cm would be about pump on paces, about fronts, front heavy lobbies... then round 1 and 2 are just neicha debuffers spam, and in the finals my pacers are 1st 2nd and 3rd at the last corner...
Thanks for telling me to change skills
>>552916862Xoguri should never EVER use anything but uma2 and corner recov due to consistency issue.Superior heal also works.
McQueen and Oguri been carrying this whole time
This fucking whale is my opponent
Hag was in 4th but didn't want to shoot a gun during the finals...
damn, I kinda don't deserve this because my horses are not optimized at allI lost to a maxed out S rank COguri, the length loss was 8L
Lost, saved the runners and reran it and i win 9/10 times
So who still has a Saudi prince-valid account?
>won scorio against all odds>scared for sagittariusI don't wanna job at my zodiac CM...
Regular oguri > happy holidays oguri kek. Imagine pulling a brick
Man I am SO happy. I barely managed to enter group A but my Teio delivered like always and gave me platinum again like with Leo cup.Teio has always been the one to bring me my trophies.I am SOOO proud of her.
Another gold for Luna. I know this shit is RNG, but this one was beyond disappointing. Late start in a meta lobby. The only times I've won were when I didn't try. I'm beginning to believe the elo matchmaking. I've done terrible every time I've won.
Thanks to shiraoki for the double suzu lobbyI would have felt bad running metashit oguri/maru but as a suzukalet and seeing two suzukas, your faults bitches get fucked
oh no
>haven’t won a single CM ever since Unity Cup scenario drop>the next one also the last one of this scenario is long slop againWill it ever be better?
What the fuck was this final???9 LATES?! My King Halo ran like a front and simply didn't get passed, like at all, no chance.
>>552917087You think THAT's a whale?Check this shit out >>552916724
>>552916635same... day ruined...
>>552917228UMAOSISTERS NOOOOOO
>B finals>3rdwow worst cm performance so far
>mostly unprepared so had to make last minute aces>sub 50% wr the whole cm>lollmao
>>552917087Thats a shitty oguri for a whale>>5529171236/7 here. Literally lost the CM i had the best aces for.>>552917230Its 2500 meters, git gud.
Orange alliance won
Oguri diff'd
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>552917240holy based >group Bwho cares, still based and funny
>>552917087>whalelooks barely A+
Sweet. xOguri was a clear upgrade though
I failed to give my City her group A medal but at least she gave her all and won the group B
THAT'S MY GIRL
>>552917228At least if this happens the Uma&Co orphans will be on time to look for a new club lmao
>>552917053Weiiiiiii
Finally, a worthy opponent.Our battle will be legendary!
It's been 2 finals in a row where none of my umas proc their unique skills and finish last. They didn't even proc any velocity or acceleration skills. Is it bad rng or am I retarded?
HOLY CYGENROUS RELOG NOW
Post finals(mine's boring but hey)https://i.desu.si/ZhRDaTNF.mp4
>>552916763the sprint one is the most fun because it's purely random and a wide variety are viable
>>552916864Never forgave her for this.
I can still get 30 rolls before the Xorugi banner ends without swiping right
>>552915686Spicey-licious!
I WON I WON I WONGROUP B lolThank you Grass Wonder
Imagine whaling and losing to this Maruzensky because you forgot to put Front debuffs on your debuffer.
>>552917274This was me last CMI just won my first CM ten minutes ago.I believe in your comeback anon.
>>552917449Umamusume is a luck game.
Taiki Shuttle game.
Dayum, have the rewards always been this good?
>>552917434I kicked his ass
>>552917230>also the last one of this scenariowhat?
>>552915686
>>552916970congrats. nothing feels better than an oshi win>>552917393based
>anons getting matched against shitters>meanwhile I got matched against 2 proper buhis and got trashed into oblivion Ehhhhh....
>>552917471CYGENEROUS
>>552917641theyve been buffed iirc
Not too shabby for a team without Taiki/Maru
>>552917087HATE HATE BUHI I HATE BUHI I HATE BUHI I HATE FUCK WHALES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU OINK OINK PIGGY
>>552917290>6/7
>>552916543BaSeDDDDDDDD.
>>552917123>gacha game of the year>reignited interest in US and middle eastern horse markets among zoomers>not even streamers have 7/7 accounts anymoreis uma really a good hedge against inflation? seems like uma account value outpaces all markets as long as you dont lose CM
>>552917705Nigga you have a Suzuka
FINALLY I WON ANOTHER CM SINCE CANCER, I CAN FINALLY ONCE AGAIN FEEL GOOD AND HAPPY LAUGHING AT LIVESTREAMERS WHO LOSETHE ONLY TRUE REWARD, WAY BETTER THAN PLAT TITLE won't beat watching mrpokke and kaela though that shit was kino
I am unfathomably angry. S.maru literally did the copypasta. The Suzies killed each other and got last. And that OTHER Grass Wonder stunk harder than the stinkiest fucking Neicha I have ever seen. Obuhi Fat did nothing other than deny me SFV...This is the 3rd or 4th CM where I job to teams with considerably lower winrates than my own. Guess I'll redo my TT team.
>>552917643>7th and 9thyour umas lost against NPCs...
FUCKING SILVER
>lost by 1.7msthe more I lose CMs the more my mentality turns into neichas
>>552917782Your front runners bro?
>>552915686>ban evading>filter evading>garbage artscum, befitting of a gold shitter
>>552917643truly there can be only one
>>552916562Still have no clue what that means but I got ~5K
You guys do know you can see the leaderboard for your matchups,right?
>>552917827when you are blocked, you are blocked
what gaslight is this?
>>552917230There's always a chance.>t. lost every CM, including the current one, except Cancer (Group A finals)
>>552917862I don't have the cards or parents for it so I didn't even bother. Pasa almost had it...
wow rice calm down don't check my ass
>>552916338>>552916552this is fake we all know teio can't win
VICTORY FOR MACKY AND URARA AND ASSWONDER!!!!!!
WELL IT'S BACK TO LONG SLOPPA NOW FUCK
>>552917228>pic...Danchou how? You have like 90% WR or something
>>552917717I still don't get it
>>552907237Wait, sex with Mayano was an option this whole time??
"Big Tuna" if you're here, gg YOU FUCKING THIEFFUCK YOU YOU GODDAMN CONMAN FUCK YOU DIE KILL YOURSELF DILATE DROWN IN LAVA YOU NIGGER FAGGOTI HOPE THE YAKUZA CUT OFF YOUR HANDS SO YOU STOP ROBBING HONEST TRAINERS OFF THEIR FIRST GROUP A FINALS WINS YOU WRETCHED SOULIM GOING TO THROW BRICKS AT YOUR WINDOWS IF YOU LIVE NEAR ME
>>552917895It's how many players had worse score/winrate than your final lobbyBigger number = stronger opponents
>>552917919please tell me he has stamina regen skills
>>552917895It means you barely scraped into A finals and somehow got Plat. Consider yourself extremely lucky.
2nd :)
>>552918030you gassed out lmao
>>552918030>oguri goes mach 9000 out of nowherelmfaothat's some absolute bullshit
>>552918030>he got CAPPED
Who /comfy/ here
Ooookay.....
>>552917906what does all that even mean
>>552918030I think your Flash gassed out at the end bwo
>>552918030kekget pulsed idiot
Does anybody here still have all the plats
>7/7fuck do i cash out now? how much can i get for this account?i get anxious every cm that my account value will plummet to 0 if i lose
>>552917489Dasca is always such a nice pick for every single CM, she doesn't get as much attention as OG Oguri who is also on every CM.
>>552917489jordan love!
The absolute moggening
Didn't get Oguri, but got cleric Grass, how good is she?
>>552918030>gassed out
>>552917768And everyone else has a Suzuka so what does it matter
>>552918030Not him but me saying not to sleep on stamina and get +2 recoveries is now justified
>>552918030>gassed outthis is why you don't fuck before Finals
>>552918215I've been in every A final with a good winrate in all of them and I'm at 2/7 I can't even imagine how lucky you have to be to have won all of them
>>552918116Hehee, can't argue with that one!
>>552918195You can see the first 100 trainers on the list and their umas>>552918303She is the recovery trigger for end xOguri
>>552918195Shows you the corpses of everyone you beat to get to where you are. It's funny to see how many of them have Kwanzaa Kap on their teams now.
>Club trying to poach me>"we have a 70 million a month quota, and a probation period, please reach 7 million in 2 days">>Lower ranked than Umooo
>>552918030your horse straightened her back at the endyou know what that means
>>552918030Nice stamina bro, next time don't fuck Flash before the finals
so it doesn't matter in the end if I had good umas like you guys, I can still lose for some reason?maybe wasting 48k on kitasan was not a good idea
>>552917123Nobody, embrace your account flaws
>>552918030>>552918152notice Flash's back going from bent to straight, she gassed out and slowed down
GUTSCHADS...WE WON!https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=eXYRxY7zmt
>>552917147mine will be fucking LAST of all
Okay, who the fuck dominates arima kinen other than meta cap?
>>552918215Six, cucked by a Suzuka. If runaway didnt happen,i would've platted it.
>>552918413You've unironically made me feel better about eating people all the way up to finals and then jobbing to what would've otherwise been an easy win. Finals really is just fucking RNG.
of course this fuckass game puts me in the only room in the entire server with no fronts...
>>552918030>is this the end for Eishin Flash?
I feel bad about having lobbies like this, I would've brought my oshis had I known this is the level of competition
>>552918523
>>552918525Rudolf is pretty powerful for the next one
>>552918030blame this player
>>552917489how do you even proc an inherited unique in between your own proc and its activation condition
>>552916509Good job anon
>>552918303pretty good for longs
>>552917123reminder that only 2 accounts in the history of all regions have gotten plat in every CM
you DO have >50% finals WR, right?
>>552918525Zenno Rob Roy
whats meta in cm8?is it still front runners/suzuka?
>>552918525TaishinSeiunGolshiMayanoIf XOGuri whiffs a single blue it's fucking over for her
>>552918525the answer is always golshit
>>552918592most soulless team comp of all time
>>552918303Great for longs but I don't think Lates are good in long races?
>enemy Suzuka got brocked letting me get a free win
>>552918523>>552918594I want to be molested by these onee-sans.
>>552918635no I don't you lucky nigger
>>552918635I have 0% win rate
>>552918030>
Who carried your ass bros?
>>552918303one of my favourite long parents, very useful inherit m
>>552917917>>552917827>>552917917>Tokyo turf 3400mYou didnt get brocked you gassed out.However theres nothing embarrassing about gassing out on a track like that.
She took my platinum virginity, I knew she was the one for me.
>>552918430Corpse pile is pretty scary if you dig into it>>552918525Ends. Id reckon xOguri would do amazing as end in cm8,if you can find the recoveries.
>>552918030staminalets, when will they learn?
>>552918635nyo….
>>552918072Why, yes... did you even need to ask?
I hate Mediumslop so I skipped this shitty ass CM
Luck is a skillIf you lost that's a skill issueGit gud as they say
>>552918635nyes I'm 6/7 dunno what % that is
>>552918523I want to cuddle with her while we play goo goo babies and she rocks me on her lap
What a c...
>>552918030someone post the big fat 1st place cap you know the one
>>552918635Mine is the same as yours except Leo instead of Virgo. And the rest are golds.What happened in your Leo anon?
DO WE HAVE AN INFOGRAPHIC FOR CM8?HOW MUCH STAMINAWHAT ACCELWHAT TEAMS
>>552918525xoguri doesn't get speed carry-over in Arima so idk if she will dominate
>>552918635I'm 5/7 so nyes
>>552917489at least your ogurin was able to use her merry xmas skill...>too big for catboxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gVGvxD_zHY
>>552918635I don't even have Taurus titles since I got last in that garbage
>>552918912Gaslight Dancer... I miss his gaslight docs.
>>552918635Running out of space actually>>55291887285 percent
>>552917228lmaoThis is why you find a jobber casual club danchou so your club doesn't get blown out from under your ass
i am eagerly awaiting the crashout of all the people who went broke on kitasan and xoguri when they realize that doesn't mean they automatically win
>>552918912xoguritaishingol shippupick one, or all 3
>really wanted Gold Ship to get first so I could triumphantly declare Gold Ship game in /uma/>she whiffs all her accels for no reason>my Grass still manages to squeak past the ooniggerstill won but damn it Golshi you have RUINED my ability to shitpost by not placing first
>>552918790they have 2 gold recoveries + stamina eater and 500 wit
>>552918756Carried me right to gold. Late start and lost to Teio to add insult to injury.
https://streamable.com/wzhxx2
i HATE oguri
>>552918635I havent even won one...
>>552918914Really? You'd think she's be made for it as a two times winner released just before.
>6 Front RoomKill yourself StriderXWildcat.
>>552917906who are those people in 4th~100th?
get pulsed
RETARD STUPID FUCK
>Daiwa rockethow about Amazon Rocket. What a beautiful sequence of skillsUnyielding(Carryover) -> Prof.Curvature -> NSM -> Pump Iron -> Unique -> Rudolf inherithttps://files.catbox.moe/4a92sq.mp4
>>552918635No. I had the highest WRs in Gemini and Scorpio BTW. And lost to teams with far lower winrates. All Group A, so 1st 3rd 2nd 2nd 2nd 1st 3rd. Time to get 2nd three times again, win, then get 3rd.
>>552918912Basically like Libra except you use Non-Standard Distances and Winter Runner
Thank god my room has no NeichaI would be so mad if I gas out in Finals
wtf, we just had sex you!
does dober unique even work on golshi in CM8?she will just zoom past everyone mid race to be <5
IM SO TIRED OF SAVING I WANNA ROLL I HAVENT ROLLED SINCE SUMMER MARU FUCK
I for one find it very funny that putting Restart and just a single Hesitant Front Runner on my team fucked all the Suzukas.
post soulful wins
new cryer
>>552918431Why is he doing that to her chin wtfStop it
Anyone else #DotopilledMy gold title collection is as pristine as ever!Platinum is overrated...
>>552919102I'm not sure,its either other high percentage players or the people you murdered.
>>552919114Buena Vista wouldn't act like this nor say this
>>552918872FUCK IF I WON THIS CM I COULD'VE BEEN 6/7 AS WELL FUUUCK
I just want to win one fucking CM with King taking it. 30% WR every time I put her up but can't do it in the final round.
>>552919167no its same as pumpget shadow break or flowery
>>552919201Keep saving until the all uma banner bwo
>>552919167I find it to be quite consistent actually, 5 happens reasonably often especially if you bring fronts or pacers. I'm running double front + gold ship and am getting the proc pretty consistently
>>552918030>late>gassing>seethe>cappedNow this is some good shit
>>552919090that's her second alt
I got matched with other two people who also had 50% winrate, and they were jobbers that got they wins by playing at SEA hours (no question about it)
>>551747243Grudgeposting from a week later to say Grass is my MVP and has never once done me any wrongNot a single Suzuka was a threat this CM, even as a solo oonige
I ain't no bitch I record my losses too
>>552918030Post stamina
>>552919251and another
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVery7sfVo
>>552919240
i'll start throwing after getting in the A finals, it can't be a coincidence that all you fuckers with a lower winrate get an easier lobby
>>552918954>the cursor wiggle over the lone Triple 7skek'dGlad you were able to Teiobliterate the competition
at the end of the day is just a gamelife continueshope you get laid in the following days
taurus: wongemini: lostcancer: wonleo: lostvirgo: wonlibra: wonscorpio: lost
>>552919418I have all the videos recorded but I'm too stupid to set Hakuraku up. If I get it working can I analyze the replay of this current CM?Link with instructions?
>>552915687Oh look, it's just desserts.
>>552919418I forgot to record my Leo loss desu wa, my Cancer loss was funny though cause I got mogged by a Late gambling Teio
>>552919457Are these being made by someone here or by some faggot on another website?
>>552919104>orange team (real) winBASED
>>552919519I had an 85% winrate going into the finals and got an easy lobby but lost >>552919050
>>552919270She would if you didn't choose the CF route
i have gotten 3 biwas in my 20 rolls and i shouldn't be mad but i really wish it was the other character
>>552919201Be a man and pull
>>552919476bwo...your Concentration...
>>552919540are you me? i have the same wins and losses too
These have been my strongest aces for cancer, virgo, libra, and scorpio. Cancer falco had 53% wr, Virgo taiki 70%, Libra golshi 55%, and I only made Scorpio taiki in time for the finals but she was sweeping room matches.None of them won their group A finals. Virgo taiki was the only one that even got 2nd. I am yet to get a single platinum title.Sincerely, fuck champions meet finalsIf you think it can't get any worse for you, it indeed can
>beat a bermuda nigger
>>552919572this might seem unbelievable but more than one person can enjoy things
>>552919035I wanted to do the same but my golshi also whiffed ALL her accel too
>>552919523I will remain celibate for the rest of my life.
>>552919404Based grudgeGOD
Thinking of Narita Brian umanko
>>552919710concentration can fail the wit check
>>552919697I do my daily paid pull at work with my coffee to get a nice buzz
>>552919628Yeah they threw me an easy lobby too and I fucking lost. I'm never throwing after getting A Finals, did it for Leo and it didn't matter. High Scorpio WR -> plumber lobby, job anyways. High Libra WR -> STACKED lobby, lol goldship wins. It's all RNG. I'll stick to maximizing my gibs.
>lost the cm>spent all the pink tickets i've collected>biwa at 9th roll>picrel at 20thi guess i don't feel so bad now. thanks oguri!
>>552919404bqsed grudge poster
>>552919776what
So is the ELO gaslight real or not?
>>552917489Teio! I was sweating because one HOguri managed to proc her unique but my Teio proc'd all her accel at the perfect time. With only 379 wit at that.
>>552919710Fizzled out with 1100 wit
>>552915781golshi goes in every race
>>552918914What do you mean by "speed carry-over"? Like entering the final part of the race with bonus speed from her unique? It still gives her 0.3 accel
Given the amount that I jobbed in round 2, this was unexpected. My third plat
Is it still all luck in the end?I'll just roll umas instead of cardsI missed Buono....
>>552919404now post your winrate luckynigger
>>552919926Here comes your beloved
want to confirm somethinghas anyone who registered early into CM got paired with Xoguri?
>>552919917nah
>>552919540taurus: lostgemini: woncancer: wonleo: wonvirgo: wonlibra: wonscorpio: lost
>>552915781>>552918802fucking
>>552919917>>552919882>I'm never throwing after getting A Finals, did it for Leo and it didn't matter. High Scorpio WR -> plumber lobby, job anyways. High Libra WR -> STACKED lobby, lol goldship wins. It's all RNG. I'll stick to maximizing my gibs.>>552920006There was one in my lobby. She didn't win.
>this was called a witlet>wins finals AMaybe the witlets were the anons we talked to along the way...
>got my 7th biwa and still no xoguri or at least another uma spook
>>552918907I feel as though I got fucked by wit checks on Leo, 2 oguris beat my oguri, all close, my cope is just the lobby luck
I love my wife Maya!
>>552918756agnes was most successful overall and won the finals but everyone did their part and took turns winning early rounds
>>552919917I'd usually say no but I had the worst performance ever (around 40% winrate) and my Finals lobby was worse than the average day 1 lobby
so how important is uma stan in cm8? vf makes it sound like i will lose if i dont have it
>>552919039Gold recoveries are never guaranteed, especially with only 500 wit.And even then, 2 recoveries might not be enough on a 34 fucking hundred meter course.
>>552919553https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/setupyeah you just have to view the finals againit generates a file every time you view a race, even saved room matchesthe only thing i think it can't get are replays of cm rounds
>>552919523I WILL NEVER FUCK
>get third >man>pixiv request completed >oh?!>completed request is shit>man……This cm was the worst
>>552920006I got paired with two of them even and I registered almost instantly >>552915342
The epic winrars of this thread:>>552916415 1.56.1>>552916714 1.56.1>>552917082 1.56.3>>552919994 1.56.4>>552916773 1.56.4>>552917632 1.56.5>>552915590 1.56.6>>552916582 1.56.7>>552916819 1.56.8>>552915859 1.56.8
>>552919960hello, based department? we have one of your guys here.
>>552920006I registered a second after it was up and I lost to a xoguri >>552915994
>>552920140Thank you. I'm curious to see why my Taiki slurped cum so hard.
>>552919996Think about it this wayEvery one of your umas has a 11% chance at winning a CMCards make that percentage a little higher, but also increase your opponent's chances to win You can at best sway rng to your side, but it's still RNG
>>552920076Lucky fuck
>>552920074>>552920181>>552920209so it doesn't matter when you register got it
>>552920006I queued within the first 15 mins and faced one. She got 6th.
>>552920140>replays of cm roundsyou have to replay each of the five races individually
>>552920006Yeah I had one in my lobby and I registered as soon as it went up >>552916180
>>552919697it is against my religion to pull
>>552920000we're at max image replies or else i wouldit's taiki at 34.2% and grass at 27.6% (and natie at 0%)i will post proofs next thread if you wantalso nice quads
>>552920075What color was her bracket?
>>552920328>>552920328>>552920328
>>552920189>xoguri>taiki>winnerskek
>>552920257Of course it doesn't. You can register immediately and then change your team 1 minute before registration closes anyways.
>>552920363>>552920363>>552920363
>my favorite whale friend still hasn't changed out their MLB Curren card from the last event
>>552920189Times are made up.
>>552920006registered like 10 minutes in and one of the opponents used her
>>552920006I registered early and didn't see a single XOguri (or vanilla Oguri) but I was also in Group B finals
>>552920340>>552920381every time
>>552920340>>552920381Nigger!!!
>>552920340>>552920381Fantastic.
>>552920075>no concentrationim nooooooooticing
>>552920457Ingame mechanics
>>552920238Just be warned that installing Hachimi can get you banned even more than the sweepy bot
>>552920006registered like 6-7 hours later and didn't have any, still got fucked by a S taiki
>>552919776idgi
>>552920075I KNOW WHO YOU ARE I KNOW WHO YOU ARE
>>552920006I was the guy running XOguri and they ran into me
>>552918030Nature sends her regards
>>552920006I registered with a basic team a few minutes after it went up, then swapped it around a few times after building an XOguri. I was the only XOguri in the final
>>5529186354/7Had no idea what I was doing during Taurus, only really started to learn how to play around Gemini. So feels decent
SEX WITH UMA CHIBIS.
>>552915964based
>>552918525Tama
>>5529182156/7 lost cause of soulless aoharu powercreep
>>552920569Already using it for 60FPS
