Previous: >>552961380>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Oguri Cap (3* alt), Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Cinderella Form), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/The reality that gaslightubers never told /uma/
sex?
>>552975359Every single skill gets a wit check, it's not shared across all skills otherwise umas with 40 skills wouldn't work in JP, retardchama.
>>552975359Where'd you get this from? The infamous gaslight google doc or one of your sloptubers?We're already off for a bad bread. Someone rebake.
>tfw no first rate Uma wife to spend the new year with
>>552975529>Anon failed high school statistics
>>552975626I majored in physics tyvm.
>>552975618More like fat rate.
>>552975529>American /uma/>Too retarded to discuss probability.
gyarushikakatan
>>552975618King Halo is the best
What skills does Golshi even want for CM8? Pump and Dober don't make sense since she'd be acceling up and into the front and out of 6th wouldn't she?
Borgar
Is uma.moe kill?
>>552975935the usual
>>552976010there's a nice big banner at the top saying it's kill, anon
>>552975935The same as Libra but with 1200 speed 900 stm 300 guts 900 power and the rest on wit. You can skip on the gold heal. Spurt+NSM is autowin so use the rest of your SP on whatever.
>>552976052>>552976083Gotcha glad to know I was just overthinking it
>>552975529>every single coinflip gets a luck check if it's tails or headsYou're on the brink of discovering probabilities bro
>VF faking his CM reactionThis is just so sad to see
>>552976076it's back though
>>552976227it's a holiday miracle
Heyyy is that an unraped trainer? Hehe, I'll fix that.
>>552976261Seriously. what happens in the story that everyone keeps depicting this uma as sex starved?
>>552975529So this is the intelligence of /uma/...Truly umazing...
>>552976213lmao what a rat
Frontbros, how much stam does Suzuka need to die for the perfect timing of NSM on our nigers?
>and then i posted about uma rape for the 50th time today
...
sex with robots
what is xhe thinking about?
>don't like Oguri all this time>don't like her because I think fans of the anime don't really play the game>go through the event story>start liking her for who she isalright fat fuck you're cool
Looking at the 2026 banners, it looks like I'll be able to save a shit ton of carats until the Tachy/Light Hello in 10 months
>>552976213>>552976312hes seething now because it was spoiled
VF IS SEETHING ON STREAM AHAHAHA
the raped ^
THEWORLDISSTRONG
>SEA hours>brown troon shillingグリム
>>552976506What did witgod lose to?
surely you guys have a discord or something that you could livepost in instead
>no toreina >retired >just bumming at schooluhhhhh what a grim ending for oguri
>>552976512She is a good uma.
>>552976185Anons right, everything in life is two chances, It happens or it doesn't. And yes I did graduate top of my class at /uma/ university.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
it seems we've reached the brownest of hours
>VF seeethingToday is a good day
>>552975529Please don't say dumb stuff like that while posting Taiki Shuttle, she has increased wit growth!
>He had the lead the entire time kek
I kind of get it bros. If someone spoiled my champion's meeting results then i'd be upset
>>552976758anons underestimate suffering from success in this gameworse seiun and taiki and his maru would have popped offinstead he self cucked
>e-celeb gossipI fucking hate Indonesians man
>no excuse this time>blame everyone instead>even blaming moomoo>start blurring names
Let's post soulful CM winners instead
imagine dropping out of university to take HRT and get mad at japanese horse rearing simulator games
>>552976864you better get used to them because that's all that will remain
>>552975510damn, whore nature is actually cute
imagine streaming horse girls was your job and you cant even 7/7?
>>552976882>thinks global should act like jp
>>552976668>>552976506This guy >>552922392 won plat with those cards and build and trannyfrontier didn't.Maybe wasting his tuition money on carats wasn't the best idea.
>CM7 ended with clash>the results this time doesn't matterThis is a new low cope holy shit
my VF channel points got stolen
>>552976618this is the witgod thread
>I got everything I wanted this finals didn't mean muchHoly cope.
Why do we hate this guy again? Besides being brown of course.
Stick to JP lil bro
>>552977130streamers are wannabe know it all little bitches
>>552977130Prepare for a million (you)'s
this is actually as bad as botslop discussion
wat an awful thread
After this VF blur names sperg out if somebody blurs names now he will be seen as a VFaggot. No more blurring names in test lobbies for me
>>552977130i hate anyone that anons around this time can't help but shit up the thread talking about
>Everyone on JP blurs>oh wait I didn't blurred mine last victoria>akshually I didn't but everyone on JP does>a-also the results this time didn't matter because my CM ended with the tourna thingy
uma attak
Brown pngtuber malding that THIS MAN spoiled his CM
https://x.com/i/status/2008795739108037041Damn this fucking sucks. A disgrace to the og u's
someone bake so we can leave the indonesian circlejerk here
>>552976647I don't know what are you talking about, my Oguri is still racing and emptying my wallet and balls every weekend
>>552977231Bwo please stop shitposting here and come back to /e7g/
>>552977130why do you people keep calling him brown, nigga is yellow like literally yellow as a lemon
WHY CAN'T WE CLOCK UNITY RACES WHY CAN'T WE CLOCK UNITY RACES WHY CAN'T WE CLOCK UNITY RACES WHY CAN'T WE CLOCK UNITY RACES WHY CAN'T WE CLOCK UNITY RACES WHY CAN'T WE CLOCK UNITY RACES WHY CAN'T WE CLOCK UNITY RACES WHY CAN'T WE CLOCK UNITY RACES WHY CAN'T WE CLOCK UNITY RACES WHY CAN'T WE CLOCK UNITY RACES WHY CAN'T WE CLOCK UNITY RACES WHY CAN'T WE CLOCK UNITY RACES WHY CAN'T WE CLOCK UNITY RACES WHY CAN'T WE CLOCK UNITY RACES WHY CAN'T WE CLOCK UNITY RACES
>the second I saw this (lobby) I know I won>loses
The retarded brownoid that hijacked the bot has done nothing but push AI generated "fixes" and has completely broken the bot with his latest commit, it's over botbros
>this is unlosable>lose
>>552977130Gaslighting is fun, but gaslighting while pretending to be a good player is not ok. And he's brown.
>>552977130his personality and attitude would only work if he was the undisputed best player in the world, running troll umas and going for creative strategies every cm, and winning with them. Since he jobs all the time while doing the best strategies with the piggiest umas, it's fun to point and laugh
Nice thread globalbabs
>>552977259hOguri losing to OGuri
>>552977435
>>552977419He's running his second oshi no?
>>552977260Ha-chi-mi! Ha-chi-mi! Teio's delicious hachimi!
>>552976758>running fronts without SuzukaDeserved
Dobel is super cute, you guys are nothing but gossiping hoes
>>552977068That 1CM win brownoid is too much a of a garbage of a player after whaling for Nice Nature, Rice Riko cards
>my super bermuda comp didnt work well enoughWELL MY CLASSIC COMP WORKED PERFECTLY
>>552977336>>552977368literally me
>>552977435Thanks JP gramps, when are you turning off your threads life support?
Stop posting about brown people NOW.
>>552977259Did this guy have like 300 stamina or what?
damn VF jobbed to himselfliterally
>>552977603>double dominator ryanbwo was really betting on this timeline being the one where this ryan won truly umazing
>>552977130He's been gaslighting nonstop ever since CM1, but at that time, he was still claiming to be F2P. He continued to lose CMs and started paypigging and gaslighting what umas are bad and good, what cards are bad and good.He downplayed Falcon so hard when she was meta CM3 that almost no one rolled for her, while he whaled for her.Then comes the Wit Natie card, which he also downplayed very hard, and surprise, surprise, he has her MLB'd.He was also pushing for Riko Rice banner so hard UNTIL Seriru pointed out how it's actually skippable, he melted down over it, he made fun of Seriru, and even made his followers make fun of Seriru's ESL despite VF and his followers being all ESL.Guy is just very asshole and something you see from sloptubers. He has no redeeming factor aside from being a paypig and being an asshole.
>>552977586Berry a cute!
>>552977259based moomoo GOD spoiling the CM results of stalling faggots. If you're not watching your CM the instant it's available you deserve to get spoiled
>>552977603Does this count as bermuda?
>>552977705trvke
>>552977705>Seriru pointed out how it's actually skippable
>>552977435Save me big strong jp chad, I'd make a good house wife I promise.
>>552977260this is actually really impressive and it's unfortunate that you need to pretend you're still angry after ten years
>>552977705Lots of revisionist history
>>552977789Slut
>>552977786JP didn't have 100 free rolls, nobody knew we would have 100 rolls his reasoning >>552977823 was correct. He then corrected himself and said that if we got Riko/Rice during those rolls, you won.
>>552977130>constant gaslighting >claim to be oshiplayer>has the most meta teams all CMs>everytime he wins he makes fun of his opponents >but when he lose he blames everything but himself >his followers are brown and the most toxic faggots there is >claimed 90% winrate>lose most CMsBasically your classic SEA sloptuber.
>>552977260I'd rape this Teio, what's the problem here?
>>552977651>They didn't beat me...>I beat me.
>>552977898I'm pretty sure witgod claimed we would get free rolls during Riko and Rice but I'm not sure how he knew that information if JP didn't get it
>>552977898Ye I'm sure he got MLB Rice and 2LB Riko in 100 pulls
>>552977651>>552977946I beat myself everyday
>>552977260hmmm... maybe when it gets on youtube
>>552977992he spends and doesn't pretend he doesn't
>>552977946>Frontrunners get a second gold recovery from an excellent speed card>Late Surgers get a second gold recovery from a nice speed card, but its requirements can really mess it up in long races where it would be most usefulwhat a load of bullshit
>>552977986He didn't. He said that after the free rolls is confirmed.>>552977992It's doable. It's as if you didn't see all the daily rolls from /uma/ back then. Someone even got 3 copies in a single roll.
cryer anon pls do curren & falco thanks
>>552978058i look just like this
GGs shake my hand
>Five sleep deprivations>Fifth sleep deprivation later half of senior year turns into night owlhey man
>>552978032Really, everyone here always said he was f2p in Global but spends in JP>>5529780743 in 1 roll is not even close to as impressive as 8 in a 100
>>552978086>only the shittiest umas done firstno wonder i find these things annoying
So vr and moo bad and seiru good? That's it?
Wife
>akebono event out of nowhere>my fullscreen gets filled with that ABSOLUTE UNIT of an umaI get scared every single time wtf
Despite only winning 43% of cm, VF and his 'cord are responsible for over 90% of sloptuber talk in this general
>mfw
>>552978210>So sky blue?now you get it
>>552978086why would you want to make falco cry you monster
>>552978193don't say that...
>>552977705Funny because this isn't even his whole sins. He had more than these and even drama against other Uma sloptubers.Like that one time he melted down because called him out for dropping college over fucking umamusume and that he plays umamusume more than 12 hours or most of his time.Even on his early days he was already caught by JP players gaslighting and he just made up excuses like he had no sleep and something because of school.
>>552978210What exactly do you mean by bad? All of them suck at the game.
>>552976306she's really assertive about what she wants with (you) but since you are responsible adult you tell her to wait till graduation
>>552978086Stop making Umas cry
>>552978226
>>552978210brown bad japanese goodfor everything
>>552978210This is the outcome of every discussion about sloptubers. See you tomorrow at this same time where we will rehearse the same arguments and arrive at the same conclusions.
>mfw we're only 146 posts into this thread and it's already been shitted up by anons who can't stop falling for ragebaits as if we haven't had this discussion a million times already
>>552977705>>552977903Don't forget to give your favorite strummer $50 to tell how you to win CM*!* No refunds if lose.
>all the male CCs suck dick>all the female CCs are undefeated giga champions lmao
Can you... pace down AFTER position keep portion of the race ends?Otherwise what causes an uma to slide down five places in the later part of the middle leg during a career race... it's pissing me the fuck off
>>552978357>we discussed the CM results that just happened 15 mins ago a million times already
>>552978381Ms. VF sucks at the game and she's female though
someone post mare umanko
>>552977992Luck and RNG isn't the same for everyone. It's like with first Kitasan banner where anons managed to MLB her without pity or less than 100 roll, and some anons only got a single copy out of pity.
>>552978428>reddit tachyon
Should I really run this deck? I think I'd rather go with 3 speed...
>>552978381what female content umacreators are there? I need to change my sloptuber routine as the ones I followed so far are all worse than me...
well memed
these two are super cute togetheronly 14 months until she comes out
>>552978370>a bloddy 50 bucks for a coaching seasonno wonder he hates witgod
>>552978519Sorry bro they're for me only
>>552978468Man his fans really are all retarded.
Not gonna lie, I liked his content and found it pretty helpful learning the game, but after this crashout I'm starting to see why this general doesn't like him. I'm sorry.
>>552978494why are you borrowing mayano speed?seiun is not a pace chaser...
>>552978519https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh5H6kyhKig
Making Luna melt!
>>552978370Oh yeah this fag also used to keep his guides on members-only until everyone made fun of him for doing it.
>>552978578that bitch gives Moxie
>>552978549it's been getting worse the past few streams. people ask him questions then he'll start to answer, and immediately go: "wait why I am giving advice for free?"
>>552978578bwo your restless?
the most dangerous sakura
>>552978570His content is better than the other sloptubers but he's 19 years old and hasn't matured yet. Not surprising behaviour from a kid who just finished highschool.
Holy shit just buy an ad man
>>552978569Yeah VF's fans really do be like that.
>>552978612carry on then
>>552978606Once again I had no interest in her when the game came out, I was a golshicuck pre-global, and a cafefag leading up to global, but this dumb fucking uma, her career, kept running it over and over and then the fan art and she grew on me more and more and now I dream of her I want to kms I need a Lunawife bros this isn't fair.
>>552978657Hes not wrong
>>552978570Please tell me someone clipped the crash out
AND GUESS WHATI'LL FUCKING DO IT AGAIN
I'm pretty comfy rn, I do my 3 Curry borrows and then Mackie parent runs with the leftover TP to prepare for Fine. After she's here I can start training her for Sagittarius, then Capricorn
>>552978678Chitose will be more dangerous
>>552978494I'm not sure if SRs will be able to substitute for Fine Motion's massive TE, which probably contributed to being able to hit stam goals. But if you do it please report back with results
>>552978570desu I find his info pretty reliable too. I used him and witgod as pointers to win Libra with Maru
I keep failing the new captcha
Here is a question. Why is Rudolf not popular in JP but she is in global?
>>552978370Are there actually people retarded enough to spend $50 on CM when /uma/ is filled to the brim with good and free advice
>>552978828anon?
I'm going to kill this donkey
Can they increase the borrows from 3 already?I can't play like this.
>>552978850True, we are the most generous community
>>552977992I got 1LB Riko and 1LB Rice with the freebies at the time then I just pitied my Riko to 2LB and got Rice to 2LB as well with the remaining pulls. It sometimes happen and I've been having decent-ish luck ever since with my pulls. My day of reckoning is coming but I'm happy with my carat management and luck so far.
>>552978570>crashoutWhat did I miss other than him hiding his CM results and faking his reaction
>>552978850>>552978929
Is it time to go back to talking about club drama now? I don't think anybody posted the Mambo chart yet today
>>552978828>4500 pieces of fanart on danbooru by mostly JP artists>had a dozen or so booths at comiket>had her own cosplayer at comiket>>>>not popular
>>552978931I love this Orange Creature
>>552978828So were just making shit up now?
new tanuki droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXzSFgdBEQ0
>>552979049>Who would lie on the internet?
>>552978370He really should get a real job and stop begging for donations
waitmy libra aces were all stamletsthis means I can just reuse them
>>552978850>/uma/ is filled to the brim with good and free adviceHow do I get a boyfriend? Preferably one not overweight on the BMI scale or a SEA neet. Also he needs to like umamusume.
>>552978945That's lucky but still very realistic. Getting 7 rate up SSRs is in 100 pulls is magnitudes more lucky than what you got.
>>552979095both right handedboth firmboth sunnydifferent track/locationmight as well
>>552979086I wonder
YIPPEE
>>552978975Nobody mentioned it for the last few threads and that made me happy. Please stop...
>>552978956Are the Simpsons umacore or Ogurispics doing their thing?
>>552978870>>552979006>>552979049>>552979151Successfully derailed the thread
>>552978519rae
>>552979125You pay me $100 a day and I become your celibate boyfriend
>>552979216Dumb Falcon
>>552978570His guides are decent at most but the problem is most of the skills he advise aren't really tested but something he just know and pushes for because it's what he used in JP. WHICH is still fine on its own.The main problem is his attitude, personality and his fans.He melts down over anything, makes up the mosr retarded excuses, had been into dramas against other uma content makers or guide makers and he can't help being an asshole most of the time. Like that time he made fun of witgod's "Kitasan >>> Riko" to the point of taking that part out of Witgod's video and editing it for his thumbnails. He was aware of it because when people pointed it out, he changed the thumbnails. He also made fun of his accent saying "people doesn't trust me because im not engrish" or something close to it.He's basically what you see from a teenager that doesn't know any decency unless it's agaist him.
>>552979125I'm not that fat take it or leave it
>>552979214He's right, you know.
>>552979214What's the issue?
>>552979125>likes umawell you need to scout for them in interest groups>not overweight or SEAuse your eyes and brainsThere. I think you're worrying about the wrong things in a boyfriend though
Forget the slop and listen to the winning live my Dober would have had if it was in the game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OMU9YdlBPw&list=RD2OMU9YdlBPw&start_radio=1
>read the reference doc in the rentry>get to the recommended pulls sections>half of it is just blatantly wrongyou're sick, sick men that get off to bricking people
>>552979214What's the uma equivalent
>>552979171Oguri wouldn't be able to tell a lie so it's funny that she became the symbol of gaslighting
>>552975529I see!
>>552978947>bitch at moomoo and twitch chat for spoiling the race on a 10 hour old race he was too sleepy to do>"i'm not mad this CM was over for me after carat clash this didn't matter, it was my performance in the prelims that mattered">"jp is so much better because they blur our everyone's names">bitching about the taiki that beat him and how it was impossible>comes to the conclusion it wasn't his opponent but his own uma in his own strategy that he named that caused him to lose>"I'm ending stream, no I don't want to help you with CM8 stuff, go watch my video that I don't make any money on if you want advice"
>>552977992You know that's funny. It's the opposite for me. I got 2LB Rice and MLB Riko in 200 pulls, I bought the 50% discount.
>>552978975I would do it for my autis/uma/ club, but I don't want to be mean to flatliner-kun or become too insufferable to my wholesome clubmates. I haven't been in a /uma/ club until now, I danchouposted with no restraint before just for fun, and I need to learn how to hold that energy inside
>>552979457my dober would not sing this and i'm still very sad
>>552979125secondedhim playing uma is REALLY importanthmu~
Why are /uma/ ojisans bullying a 19 year old zoomer
>rich>fat>baldingHow do I get a girlfriend?
>>552979457Dober is in the game though
>>552979125That picture of Chrono is way too cute
>>552979480when can I kiss Dants
I now see why some faggots call her Luna you just don't want to type Rudolf because it's similar to Adolf
I'm glad my uma is not tied with sloptubers or frequent shitposters in this general. It feels great having a pure uma.
witgod draws uma ass for a thumbnail, that alone should make him undisputably best uma CC
>>552979536hit the gym and pay for a curren whore
>>552979617>draws uma ass for a thumbnailwhat
>>552977235Get the fuck out of my house
Next thread will be better
>>552979664He's an Indog Coomer pretending to be Japanese for views
>>552979545Keep training her, you'll get the real thing in time.
I had a dream today where Golshi, with unusually wide hips and ass kissed me hungrily with a slutty devilish look on her face.I don't know to explain this to my oshi - Taishin.
>>552979664ass
>>552979757>unusually wide hips and assthat's just normal golshi
>>552979757I always knew you people were closeted cucks.
>>552979757Deep down, you might like women instead of boys.
I'm new to this game and rolled for Kitasan, should I also roll for Ogurin? I got her base form, is it safe to skip?
finemo
>>552979757Your Taishin got blocked by Golshi even during dreams
>>552979757>getting raped by other uma besides your traineeyou are a whore
>>552979872the finest
>>552979862Do you have enough to spark? Never roll without a spark.
nyot a real princess
>>552979725No it won't.
>>552979736Cmon now bwo. VF defense squads can do better than this
>>552979872>>552979914>Can't get pregnant>Will still rape you for the fantasy of one day having a childIs this a dream or a curse?
>>552979534ummm hes like 22
What's wrong with her?
>>552979862only roll for umas you like
Our guy mrgreedyandstupid is next. Will he win the finals?
>laughing at the misery of others>all while taking information from his videowhenever you think this general hit a new low you spot something that could go even lower
>>552978724She is the cutest
>>552979661Ok, I did that and now my hand hurts. Where do I get a Curren?
>>552979987>TP 100>RP 5/5Danchou's not going to like this...
>>552979969Finemo, the uma is very fertile.
>>552979957I'm not a VFaggot I simply insult every sloptuber because I'm not homosexual.
>>552980047seethe brown
>>552979997i love ai
>>552980047>laughing at the misery of others>while reading the source documentation he regurgitates from in a 40 minute yap video (that's released 3 days before the rounds start)
>>552980098Proof?
shittubers are shit no exceptions
Should I keep this around for rerolling? Actually when are we supposed to get that stuff anyways?
>"ummm le brown? le buy le ad? le sloptuber stfu??? guys indo hours guys buy an ad?? i hate browns guys am i right buy an ad VFtranny">zero (you)s>posts it again>still zero (you)s
>>552979125Basic hygiene and not being boring to talk to
>>552980114glad to be proven that you're just a filthy rat
>>552979125>Boyfriend
>>552979534>>552979973I don't like the idea of hanging with adults younger than 25 in any place. It's already annoying having to listen to bickering men my age talk about horse girls.
>>552980093I'm still new
>>552980164you can only reroll immediately after a career, I thought in any rate it's not for at least like 18 months, and any parents you have now will be worthless in terms of whites by then
>>552980221We love boys here, don't forget.
>>552980160https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5113731
Which umas would say nyo and bwo
>>55298022867
Some anons farm fans for their danchou.Some anons farm parents for their umas.Me? I'm on Pasa duty farming dirt shoes for the Urara heroes who always request them.
why won't you guys address the fact that you guys are calling him brown despite being yellow as fuck don't project your jeet/south america hate on chinks wtf
>>552980249Damn, well I guess I will maybe keep her around for transfers or some shit then. Thanks anon.
>>552979125step 1: don't be transstep 2: don't be fatstep 3: ... actually yea thats about it
>>552980260We do? You guys never told me
>>552979893That's victim shaming.
>>552980151>(that's released 3 days before the rounds start)made up bullshit again. he specifically mentioned it on discord that there are delays in his video because he does the editing alone
>lowest of low rollsIt's a miracle
>>552979519heyyyy
>>552980440at least it's not guts
>>552980365SAARiru fans are still not finished learning their colours anon.
>>552980439made up bullshit again, he said the reason the CM8 preview guide was out early was because he paid an editorand then bitched on stream about how the ad revenue from the past videos he made doesn't even cover the cost of paying said editor for future videosand then started bitching that he shouldn't be giving out so much free advice and get more people to pay for coaching
hehe...
>>552980439??? are you fucking illiterate what does that have to do with anything???fuck you mean it is "made up" it is literally released 3 days before the rounds start
>>552980440I find that Oguri eats all the white sparks more often than any other umaDefinitely in character I guess
Shake my fucking hand
>>552980541
>>552980439>>552980514Go away browns
>>552980589when annitix la
Maybe if we range ban anyone from that hellish place in asia /uma/ would improve....
>be moomooGOD>have a job>just straight up pay his editors
FUCKING TALK ABOUT HORSE GIRLS INSTEAD OF REAL HUMAN BEAN YOU NIGGERS
>>552980681
>>552980564She is my only 9* power parent…
>>552980752Umas wouldn't say the n word!
>>552980772i was talking about his video production THOUGH
new cryer
Rice my beloved
>>552980783
>>552980752
>>552980776Well... Its a start
>>552980834who
Nothing to do except preparing for Aquarius
Next thread can't get any worse
>>552980834Get in the pool fatty
>>552980853fat fuck hishi miracle
HOOOEEEH
>>552980853The other (fatty) Hishi
ARIGATOU
boy sex, if you will
>time to browse /uma/ before doing my work>they're talking about VF again>mfw
>>552980890Wait till anon posts a picture of his dad's ballsAnd the horse fucker shows up again
Good CM boys, see you in three weeks for the next set of funny videos and slopper crashouts.
Sex with loli Rudolf
STOP FUCKING CALLING THEM BOYSTHEY ARE FEMININETHEY ARE TOMBOYSITS STRAIGHT TO HAVE SEX WITH THEMTHEY HAVE MASSIVE TITTIES AND BIRTHING HIPS AND SUPPLE BUTTOCKS
Vf who? Moomoo who?
Donkeys
>>552980772he didn't crash out THO
>>552980982>mfw Why the long face?
>>552981021hmm... nyo... theyre boys
>>552981042Donkey Musume my beloved...
>>552981067Can't crash out if you don't have the energy to finish the race
>even X.Oguri is running groundwork on the next CMMake it stop. I don't want to farm more parents.
>>552981058ace on my face
Sorry loserWe fuck MEN AKA STALLIONS in /uma/
>>552981021hmm i think I need some... proof ... that they aren't boys. Care to show it?
Boy posters are almost as bad as sloptuber posters. Almost.
>>552980834>cryerthat's actually called a doro
>>552981140that has to be a turbogaslight meant to make XOguri players give up
I forget, what sparks are you supposed to run to hit 600 stam? Does 18* stam sparks suffice, not including Riko? Also no power cards
>>552981140What do you mean you don't have Umastan Spurt Groundwork URA 3 on a Long Dober parent?
/uma/ is a boylover thread
>>552981021Having sex with boys is a straightest thing you can do, though.
>>552981163
>homosexual hours>turbo brown hoursIt's the end of times...
>He/She Amazon
>>552981042Rice is a winner.
>>552981318they say this, but no one wants to have sex with me. what gives?
>>552981042I want to lick Rice's ears
>>552981449post scale
around Medium CMnever relax
>>552981449*rapes you*
>>552981545Prepping or bringing a Natie to CM is the ultimate player witcheck.
appointment with my therapist in 1 hour. I will ask how to deal with the cm loss
>>552981449anon forgets to mention that it's only applicable for womenand women don't have sex with losers
>>552981545i thank stinky natie for all the free wins by making people waste a slot
>want to do room matches again>refresh for 2 millenia>get this and useless other meme racesWhy did I even try
>>552981626I can’t wait for your therapist to call you a scrub and show you their plat title
>>552981334
therapist: anon you just need to touch grassanon: *gets on his knees and cryes*don't say that....
>>552981738anon turned into a cryer
>>552981738nice try, grass
nyoooooom
>has cried on stream after receiving minor bants from a friend>types out the most retarded thing for the world to see. picrel>the only livestreamer who doesn't stream finalsthe reason this guy doesn't stream his finals isn't because he rages when losing... it most likely because he breaks down unconsolably after realising this I do feel a tiny bit guilty from my shitposts dunking on an unironic autistic kid desu :(
>Watching sloptubers at all>Watching sloptubers enough to be aware of some retarded sloptuber dramaGrim
>>552981264Oguri has easy access to the greens needed for Arima Kinen desu
This is me.
I'm never getting a CM win...
>>552981140>He doesnt have a Maruzensky parent with 9* groundwork and a Dober parent with 9* Tail Held High for Hannukah OguriIts so fucking over bro, delete your account.
>>552979932I have a spark but I also like Tamamo and I want to pull for her, am I hindering my account too much by skipping Oguri?
>>552981860What is this program?
>>552981897>Mr and Mrs. Victoriahow tf did this guy get a wife
>>552981954I only watch sloptubers after I win a CM to laugh tho, all my knowledge is from fags in here
>>552982071Did she put her saliva on it again?
>>552982128Worse; her love juices
>>552982128IRL horse had a lactation incident
>gaslights all of global on Xmas oguri
>>552982045it's vivlos...
>>552982071Bouquet milk…
nice nature if she was good
>>552982036umareplay for /uma/ by /uma/
>mfw i post sloptuber and people get mad/uma/ thread activity bot coming right up
Kitachan...
>>552982207Im glad Maya is my ace outside of sprints. Truly the f2p uma
I have played since global launch and I’ve never entered a CM. I only have 3-4 A+ umas, none of which are meta, and I’m too disillusioned to enter and just get dumpstered. I have most of the trainees that these threads call meta and MLB kita + every relevant SR at MLB but I can’t seem to consistently make worthwhile umas. I only have 2 parents with 2 3*s each. I also suck ass at TT and have been locked in class 5 for months. How the fuck do I turn this around, how do I start being good at the game? Is there some secret gaslight sauce people just have? Is it genuinely just making cracked parents?
>>552981860>3 fucking recoveries on the second suzuka>one of which is pure heart, a recovery that only activates when you are between 2nd and 4thwhat was blud smoking
>>552982352>thunder nature
>>552982128It’s milk straight from the source of course
Curren uploaded another nip slip to her umastagram secret account... saved.
>>552982407Do you get sent to Group B if you didnt race in round 1?
>>552981626>my the rapistHoly ESL
>>552982238what? no way, he can't be that fucking autistic
>>552982036powerpoint
>>552982371Another outstanding Sweep post.
every sloptuber and jp vet said smaru was OP, selling her as a free all CM win, she wasn't. even on the CM pre-patch she was only good if you were a whale who could hit 1200spd 1200pow 1200witevery sloptuber and jp vet has been saying the same for hanucap and once again, this is only true for whales who hit the 1200 trioLIKE CLOCKWORK I HAVE BEEN SPARK BAMBOOZLED well played
>>552982615shut up cuck taishin
>>552981897He streams the finals though? The only guy that doesn't stream is Witgod afaik
>>552982416bwo was planning to fight Spot Struggle head on
>>552982407You've been missing out on literally free carats because of your pride and ego bwo...
>>552982615then stop complaining about dead threads TAISHINIGGER
>>552982579......
>>552982628You only need the 1200 wit, 800 power is enough
>>552982045it's literally the uma lol
>>552982371>>552982615I know what you are.
>>552980365Careful when calling South America brown, you might piss off the two argies in this general.
>>552982628>Anon can't comprehend what "OP" means in the context of umamusumelol
>>552975359Nice Nature after studying: "Hmm, maybe I should mutter more while running."
>>552982628Did you just forget all the seething Smaru caused in Leo? If Suzunigger didn't have runaway people would be seething at her again
>>552982759>argiesThe mystery has been resolved >>552979214
>>552982762origingal poster?
>>552982762open race
>>552980440>literally the next run
>>552982852I expected this reply and yet it still made me laugh
>>552982762that's a non-graded race
>>552982762Obese penis
>>552982554Mindbroken by the rapist...
So let us recap>A couple JP players remembered how XOguri was strong 3 years ago>A million brown sloptubers parrot it for half a year>Cygames throws a wrench in by BUFFING LITERALLY EVERY HORSE>Sloptubers ignore this and still gas up Barmitzvah Oguri, making dummies waste 30 gorillion>Fast forward to January, every streamer loses their finalsAm I missing anything?
DRINK FAST, CHUCKLENUTS
>>552982898bwo why are you parent farming on Kuri Oguri
>>552982989I'm about to have an energy drink
>>552982989mcafe is so sexy
>>552982989>nescafeewget some taste
I always seethed at whale anons when doing /uma/ rooms, but after kita rerun I kinda have the better (or equivalent) deck, except for the couple gigapigs you all know and love...Bwos... have I become... a BUHI?
>>552982789>>552982989Threesome between Nice Nature and Manhattan Cafe please
>>552983008She's still a good affinity parent (not for her ult) everyone loves Ogurin
>>552982898I told you it was a start!
>>552983020>no coffee
>>552983070you might as well just use base oguri
>>552983046yeah
>>552983046>teio posterYou already were a buhi bwo. Post the scale numbers
>>552982976Look forward to V.Bourbon bwo, she's the TRUE SS tier uma
>>552982898holy that's a long list of whites
>>552982989Gold mogs Nescafe so bad
>>552982976XOguri is strong to this day on JP. She only lost her spot after evolved skills came out (and not instantly at that)
>>552983046As long as you don't crush Teio while in bed it should be fine.
>>552983070What >>552983112 saidYou get an actual universally good inherit.
>>552983046it's harder to find an excuse for losingbut also i lose less now
>>552983109please please please please please let me hit Sunday silence ya gotta back me up here please let me impregnate Manhattan Cafe I will take responsibility just let me hit that
>>552983179>XOguri is strong to this day on JPyou don't play jp do you
>>552982628If you actually know your playstyle and deck limits, you'll know if its easy or difficult to hit those value in preparation for those so called "meta" umas. I already knew my end stats 1200, 900, 700, 400, 400. If I play it around the max wit I could confidently gain is around 700+ while hitting 1200 speed but the stamina is around 700sThats why you should pull for your favorite umas that moved your heard, he already have foresight. Just check the list and what cards you should pull to complement her.
>no long S>too much stamI should probably run Rice over Creek
>>552983203>>552983070but you get parents from ace runs
i think im gonna bring lil spica (agemasen) (pretty derby) (girls legend U) for CM8bikini or based version?i think im gonna force her into end closer
>>552983179This anon is correct. On the other hand my early Oguri didnt perform too well in scrims.
So who's going to make a Cingray team when Tama comes out?
>realise you can tell when you get an SSR because it lags before doorthis is dumb, is the only true way to surprise yourself to close the application and reopen between every 10 pull? it seems the very first pull after starting the game also lags in the same way regardless of who you pull
>>552983179Literally no one uses XOguri anymore in JP
>>552983253>4 recoveries>running Stam cards on Christmas Oguri>double circle greens
>>552983282if you're using her as end, then definitely racist version
>>552983352>my all accel barely any midgame oguri didnt perform too well in scrimsyeah i wonder why
thanks... I guess
>>552983241The fact she isn't "NUMBER ONE TOP TIER JADE DRAGON EMPEROR, CONQUEROR OF 9000 DISHES, TAKER OF PLATINIUMS" on JP anymore doesn't mean she is weak
does anyone know if witgod won
>>552983352>only 3 midrace skillsBwo....
>>552983506sucking toesen toes
>>552981409I love art where the trainer shuts down his trainee and manages to maintain a professional working relationship with her.
>>552983481>>552983569I'd figure all that wit would make her compete in mid...
>>552983396u=ma2 works as backup incase she whiffs one recovery
>>552983352Stam eater counts as a recovery for her unique?
>>552983481>>552983569NTA but why get midrace skills for an end closer?
Villain umas?
>>552983368Did you already read how her unique works, in before people are surprised again
>>552983675Yes.
>>552983703
hold on, mayano is better than kita..?why is nobody talking about this
>>552983561Seriru never won anything outside of Taurus. Just give it up
>>552983642That's not how it works. U=ma procs to early most of the time and with your Wit you are gonna activate all 3 recoveries more than 50% of the time. You are fucking yourself over if you buy 4 recoveries unless you have 500 Wit or something
>>552983678You will not get to 6th in time as end closer if you don't have strong midgamePeople keep trying to build the rest of their end closers like Gold Ship forgetting that she has an OP midgame ult
>the X.Oguri with groundwork just beats the other X.OgurisNyo...
>>552983823because you need mlb for it to be usable, unlike kita who suffices at 3lb
>>552983823>TE
>>552983561we never actually get any confirm from his CM performance other than CM1 and maybe 2he is a man shrouded in mystery
>>552983823what part of that picture makes you think thatshe's better than biko if you're using an uma with 0% spd growth though
>tachyon? falls off after a year, skip, just get the scenario card>NTR lasts 3 months? hory shit MUST MLB NYOW!!what did the """"reference"""" doc mean by this?
>>552983703I know rice slobber on my knob devious style
>>552983842gigasoulful team
>>552983872bwo your sacrificial Front to cuck Groundwork niggers and help your Oguri proc NSM?
>>552983823im using mayano the uma
>>552983880Mood Effect makes up for it somewhat, TE is good but it's not this overpowered thing everybody makes it out to be. Just means better training on non-speed turns
>>552983984tits too big
>>552983905Dont read it. Its unironic gaslighting and jewish trickery.
>>552983892>umateenuhh why is Dober looking at CP?
>>552983989cute autist
>>552983984look at these bazookas ew
>>552983140>>552983184my BMI is only 30ish, bwos... no bully
>>552983561He doesn't stream global unlike the browntubers here
I purchased all the limited piggy packs, don't tempt me into buying the scam ones...
Funniest thing about the VF crashout is it was literally his fault. If he just did this CM ASAP then none of the meltdown would happen.
>>552983989dura's tits are really nice
do i need pump/dober in CM8 or is it a "if you are in 5/6th at that point of time you already lost" situation like in libraassuming i am not using gold ship so i don't get ahead by a light year
soooooooooo any Flash CM winner?
>>552983842Man how the fuck does he get the stats that high with decks like that?
>>552983905we are rolling for finemo/kawakami bwofuck NTR (roughly) AND Fuku (gently)
>>552984159>>552925160
>>552984159Nyo, but my Flash got second in A finals, which was neat
>>552984165nip autism is good for farming he probably knows the 10 free carats during career secret to spam endless runs
>>552983849>U=ma procs to early most of the timeHave you checked the Arima Kinen course
>>552984165Are you meming? He could be getting S Umas easily with that deck
>>552983970Stat gain formula is(scenario + level + speed bonus) × (1 + friendship bonus % × friendship bonus % ÷ 1000) × (1 + (mood × (1 + mood effect % + mood effect %) ÷ 100))) × (1 + (training effect + training effect ÷ 100) × (1 + cards x 0.05) × growth rateThat one less ) TE is what makes it so good.
>>552983905odd, it also said to skip kita because you can MLB tachyon anyway... except tachyon is a skip? hmmm... it's almost like... it's just maliciously lying at every turn...>rice is useful for double healsLMAO
>>552984159This happened
What's the formula for TT point gain?
>>552984313to be fair she got ridiculed for this take by even the mildest sloptubers
>>552984295ye, unless this is wrong
>>552982976>oguri dies with red skills bro just skip herglobalbabies... XOguri died because way more skills got implemented into the game, especially for mid and long distances where she shined the most. red skills only buffed sprint and mile umas like original Maru, Taiki and the other Oguri
>>552982976I'm just glad a lot ate up the gaslight. After looking at my replay few more times I realized if the 2 Hanukkah Oguri I was matched up with were the OGuri then I would have lost or had a hard time. No Stopping Me made me out-accel and outspeed the Hanukkas
If MANT will force me to run tons of races, shouldn't I just wait until it arrives to make parents/grandparents with high affinity?
>>552983823should I really borrow this card instead of biko pegasus or is just an event bonus card?
Reminder that the more native debuffs in the kit = the bitchier the UmaThis is especially true if she gets debuffs in her potentials because that means she unironically thinks:>I'm not enough of a bitch... I need to become more of one
>>552984783What are you going to do in the months between now and MANT then? Just job every CM?
>>552984698
Friendly reminder: You can't complain about AMOguri next CM. That was the deal when you "skipped" her.
im fucking sick of it
>>552984885Uh, yeah? Don't tell danchou though
https://x.com/i/status/2007320408652165139
>>552979505I can do that for you but I don't think your danchou is awake yet
>>552984783MANT takes more time so you could do like 2 or 3 Aoharu runs in the same time
>>552984973rudolf bros?
>>552984986That’s my wife you’re posting there, pal.
>>552984894she isnt good next cm
Holy molly look at those winter puppets I want to motorboat her
>>552984313To be fair, rice is kinda useful for double heal on umas without innate heals
>>552985190Problem is it's very wasteful to skip NSM. Sure it might not be good for some tracks but when it procs then it boost your chances of winning by a LOT.
The Doto posters here are evil but it's not a charming kind of evil like the gaslight Oguri posters. I don't know how to explain it.
i lost cm7 and i am still here this morning. is it a blessing or a curse?
>>552984894>he thinks his 30k kwanzaa cap won't get raped by a 1000 spd 300 wit goldshit made with welfare cards
>>552985317put the hat ON
>>552985276Back in the day everyone was assuming Rice would be used for the heals, since the NSM change was not expected to come this early.
wow she's just like me fr fr
>>552984973Does this mean this book exists in umaland too?
>shewhat are the odds of the google doc retard being a tranny? I'd say close to 100%
is it even possible to get double circles on Cafe
>>552985393Yeah
>>552985407what do you mean double circles?
>>552985393That’s what the xeet is implying, yes.
>CM results>/uma/ making fun of VF's crashout>all the while his discord server members and moomoo server members arguing over itToday was a funny day
>>552985317BIG horse
>>552984302To make it simpler for american education, imagine you had lets say, 20 mood, 20 friendship, 20 TE.Friendship coefficient is 21If we for instance take great "mood" as 20 (from 120 percent mood bonus) coefficient is 9.2, with great mood. TE coefficient is 21.2So, each point of TE equals to one friendship rainbow point, but works anywhere.
>>552978975stop bullying my club....
>>552985379Even if that was the case, giving advice to NOT pull Kitasan is a very advice or pure gaslight. Main reason is because the El Kita banner was Kitasan's last banner
>>552985393Yeah>>552984973I love Rudolf so much
still chuckling at my finals
>>552985293Fuck off
dotoposters owe me sex
>>552984973Reminder you're not a true keibafag if you don't want to umapyoi with them
>>552985393cygames just approved it, so now it's canon that her trainer knows exactly everything about Rudolf's body
>>552985293that's because doto is evil
>>552978975I've shown you mine, can i see yours?
>>552985721I mean, if it's Almond, then it's understandable to umapyoi
dotoposters should be the thread's onaholes
>>552984894Friendly reminder: You can't complain about Gold Ship next CM. that was the deal when you used her in previous long CMs
>>552985276You're not wrong but depending on the deck you have you may have to sacrifice NMS.
>>552985783um... do I want to know...
I WILL NOT FALL FOR THE LUNA PROPAGANDA
>>552985928
I still don't have Sprint parents
>>552985941
would you sign umapyoi while wandering the halls of tracen as a defenseless guinea pig?
hoeh…
its fucking golshi game again unless you spark end and luckshit both after-school stroll and spurt alongside everything else on your xoguri and then you have to pull off triple 7 trigger as midgame festive is a loss
>>552985190I didn't even need double heals in the 3000m track, and in a situation where I would need them (pisces I think?) I wouldn't waste my time with a p*wer card for heals instead of just running more stamina. It's just bad advice really
toot me bros
>>552986098>802k yen for a tvwhat a scam
Who's the best singer and why is it McQueen?
>>552986207get biwa
>>552986184Again, depends on your progression, deck, and parents. I'm sure you can support it now.
>>552986207Do it.
>>552986207toot nikker
>>552986095Turf pinks are more valuable than Sprint pinks because of the length of the course, unless you are planning to mutate an uma like Pasa
>>552986207no, it's not worth it, just open your wallet and pay for the selector later
>>552986253>>552986275>>552986297>>552986350it wasn't worth it....
>>552986131>Tracenthat's my fucking aparment and Tachyon refuses to leave
>>552985595Oh yeah, no doubt about that.>>552985404wait until you find >her mahjong blog where >she copes about not being able to make it past baby ranks after playing for 7 years, definitely not a mentally sound person.
>>552986246It's 100".
>>552986392it's okay surely you can scrape up another 1500 before her banner ends and then cygames will finally reward you, right?
>>552986392You either roll on banners with pinks only or when you have a spark. When will you learn?
>>552986392just fork over 20 shekels at anni bwo it's not like she's op for the cms leading up to then
>>552986452Honestly Tracen should just let the umamusume move in with their trainers.
>Jobbed to NPCsEmbarrassing
>>552986584only if my trainee cooks daily for me
>>552984256>>552984257good work anons>>552984398nyooo...
>>552986619Riko is a strong trainer
meek rape
>>552986492First result on a TV from a decent brand unlike that "budget" one, it sucks that all new tech has AI shoehorned in it.
>>552986793Be nice to Meek
>>552986649An akebono wife...Ah i mean an akebono live in trainee.
>>552986502>>552986557>>552986509I've already spent $1000+ on this game I'll just pay up on the last day
>>552986584>move in with their trainers Uuuuh, career ending pregnancies will happen bro
>>552987016that's my gf
>>552986793She wouldnt...
>>552986957Thanks for keeping the lights on, piggy-sama.
>>552986957well... you can do whatever you want at that point
>>552986965actually pregnancy for Tachyon it's a good excuse to stay in house making experiments all day and being fed by her guinea pig
>>552986965Tracen will grow larger.
>>552987134fatty
>>552986957
I don't think they are gonna rape us, they look innocent
Do stats from green skills include in calculating speed bonus?
TAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIISHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINHEY TAISHIN
>>552984313it's strange how these people don't take a second to think of f2poors having; well you know, fun?Just hold for a year playing with SR tosho+halo+windy. playing with R teio pre-kita's 1st banner was agony and after both banners, finally having my own it makes hitting speed cap so much more reliable.Now it seems you need your own kita+biko to build aces on par with the whales due to the leeway the combo provides, can't imagine what it's like to play now as a kitalet
>>552987228dont say that...
>>552987271you clearly never heard about forced copulation during estrus
>>552987414if she won't get in the pool she's gonna have to have a lot of sex training to burn the calories instead
>>552987318No>>552987271>t. uma
>the marvelous card has fast & furiousIf only lates were relevant... She will be good for mile. If only we had a mile CM soon...
>>552987228WE love fatties here
>>552987501I HATE THIS WHORE RICE
>impulse rolls after CM>got both Biwa AND XOgurigambleCHADs stay winningGuts rolling > pity saving
>>552987073>>552987134>>552987262I spent $24,000 last year too fly for about 150 hours, or $160 for each hour of flying. I have played umamusume for over 2000 hours at this point, so I think $0.5/hr is a fair tradeoff given how much enjoyment this game has given me
>>552987414Get in the pool and swim.
>>552987501UMANKO
Reminder than Bono, Maya, Marvelous and Biko are classmatesBut I guess it's not that strange since Bono actually acts like her age despite her huge body. Not as strange as the entire S3 cast and Loves being in the same year as them.
>>552987620Bono is such a cutie
>>552987565anyon.......
>>552987565You don't have to justify your spending to me. Just keep on playing and paying.
>>552987620Bono love
>>552987159>>552987226Oh no
>>552987724thank you Machitan for such encouraging words
>>552987565i've never seen someone who flies this much without a company to pay for it.
>>552987565Mambodanchou...
>>552987565anon this is mega cope and we both know it
>>552987565Was that 500 bux for a hooker? Also jesus, why do you travel this much, i do hope its business related.
>>552987786No problem!
>>552987812well I own the company, so
>>552987565>The stories about mambodanchou flying the club out to Tokyo were real
Where can I watch the VF crash out?
>>552987705this guy’s art + tanuki family has successfully endeared me to sirius and i have to pull her
>>552987880Blackrock-sama…
>>552985782T-T-THAT'S NOT TRUE!!! I-I-IT WAS ACCIDENT!!!! SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO GO TO THE CAFETERIA AFTER BUYING THE COFFEE, ACCIDENTALLY OPEN THE LID, ACCIDENTALLY POUR THE COFFEE INTO THE SINK, ACCIDENTALLY REPLACE THE CUP WITH ONIONS SAUCE, CLOSE THE LID AND GAVE IT TO OPERA O!!!!DOTO'S NOT EVIL!!!!!
>>552987812he paid for the club's plane tickets
>>552987880I was told that 4chan is full of NEETs, why is there a company owner here?
>>552987565Thanks again for flying all of us to Japan for the Arima Kinen, mambodanchou!!!!
>>552988000Its full of stem fucks too
>>552988000>horseracing game attracts rich ojiisansYou think?
siriusisters are cute! cute!!!
>>552987565>60% air travelWhat is going on here bro
it's time to redistribute the wealth
>>552988000Nice trips anon.Weren't you here when Blackrock executive posted?
>>552988000It may surprise you but several threads ago, it’s been revealed that the umadachis here range from successful to NEET. There are bankers, blackrock managers, and a couple legitimate glowies that post here. Hell your danchou could be a mid ranked politician from your country and you wouldn’t even know it
>>552987968it’s true… it was all an accident…
>>552988137Verily
>>552988000I'm a corporate lawyer, most anons here are employed
>>552988000you don't want to know the job of our shakurposter....
>>552988000Oh you clueless anon.
>>552988000We got blackrock director translating 4koma in his free time in this general, nothing surprises me anymore
get banned bitch honestly steam uma jannies need to ban all bigots
>>552988000I work in the pharma sector
>>552988181dunno but I was here when the glowie Shakurfag appeared
>>552988000I work in medical tech
>>552988302>work in pharma I hate your kind. Tell your techs to stop being retarded lazyasses
DO NOT DO YOUR BORROW RUNS IMMEDIATELY AFTER RESET DO A FEW RUNS BEFORE OR WAIT UNTIL LATER RIGHT NOW IS A SUPER BAD TIME
>>552988000>checkedbecause I was on 4chan before I did all this, and I can't say nigger and uoooh cunny in front of my staff so I do it here
>>552988000I've been a NEET since 2018
>>552988000I spend the rent you guys pay me on uma musume
>>552988000I'm in a team of dozen people that regulates agricultural EU funds for my whole country. Civil service pay sucks ass.
>>552988000I work as a mortgage underwriter and it pays pretty well
>>552988000one of the shakurfags (if not the only one) is a glowie
So did the botters get banned in the end or how did botgate end? I see the github page is gone
>>552988362Being in 4chan for a long time and nothing really surprises me anymore. I've seen all kinds of people in this marvelous place
>>552987565I'll send you a picture of my baby dick if you buy half a spark for me
>>552988346Cant do, need to keep the profit margins up
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>>552988494
>he sparked Oguri brickbro your saved carats?
>>552988000I’m an underwater welder and I love these cute horses
>>552988352hell no I'm doing them immediately and pressing give up right after sweepy card fails spurt rng
>>552988148>anon uses his Airline Credit Card to mainly pay for travelGee anon idunno you tell me
>>552988525We should all distribute our wealth to buy a mare, have it get bred by Kitasan or Ebayan, then race the /uma/ funded horse in the american or Japanese triple crown (depending on where the foal is born)
>>552988000Why do you think this general is full of paypigs?
>>552988604please keep leading the sharks to india and SEA you marvelous bastard
>>552988721>>552988721>>552988721
>>552983389>she is not good after 4 years so she's not worth getting
>>552988519I just forked the bot pre-melty and am currently expanding it for MANT
>>552988601>not NYopera gaslightget with the times
>>552988702y-you guys are actually rich? I thought we were all spiritually Tamabros...
>>552979483Akebonos Need to Feed
>>552979087At least MooMoofag has the decency to be an unc with a job
>>552988789Will you share it during MANT bro?
>>552976261>>552976462>In front of me, Laurel>behind me, Nishino FlowerTHE RAPED (Me)
