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DOBER SEX
>>552988781I think loli Rudolf is cute and needs to be corrected for her Teio tendencies
>>552988789tachyfag is that you? I already see a MANT option is that a WIP?
>>552984220Chat is this deck viable or i'm seeing an extreme highroll? I'm at 2lb Biko and been thinking about rolling for Finemo
30 minutes until I can donate my medium shoes and request my dirties before sleep
>>552988873>40 races rungee anon you tell me
>>552988845I'm with you Tamabro. I'm a hikikomori spending my days rotting in 4ch
Digitan LOVE
>>552988983digitan sex
>>552988959Well obviously i'm talking MANT anon
>tfw just a regular civil servant in SEAmy power level is too low for /uma/...
>he sparked dober>he sparked hoguriwe warned you that evolutions are comingwe told you that new year opera is the only meta pull worth your caratsyou have only yourself to blame
>my club is flat lining>even danchouI thought you'd be running xoguri a lot
>>552988731currently on leave recovering from the bends shit sucks
>>552989052Dober is meta for my dick AND balls
>>552988808NYopera is actually a futureproofed parent, there's not much to gaslight about.
>>552989052but have you considered this? that Opera O is ugly
>>552989075DANCHOUUU *THAT* GUY HAVE BEEN FLATLINING FOR 4 DAYS I THINK ITS ABOUT TIME HE GET THE BOOT
>>552989127*rapes you*
>>552988845I would like to buy tamamo nice things.That is the joy of being a tamamo trainer.
>>552988873biko and finemotion mlb can do anything
>>552989075after people realised that xoguri isn't a free win button and also the xmas event being a bust due to trannies having more power than cygames themselves somehow, most just gave up
>>552989052can't you get her on the ticket?
SAY!HER!NAME!
>>552989242gofast faster
>check club>freefalling so bad we may lose a rank position next month>nobody has said a word because the club is full of autistic whalesinterdasting
I won A finals so you guys have to be nice to me and show me respect.
>>552989242Turbo turbo
>>552989173
I finally got Dober at 180pulls. Is it worth going to pity for more star pieces?
>>552989052Accels are never bad anon. Also Opera this, Opera that, she is just a speed boost like Fuji.
>>552989242The Bringer of Rainbow Cleats
>>552989127don't say that...
>>552989127but have you considered SHUTTING THE FUCK UP, SPECHUD?
>>552989284I'm gonna fuck this dog
>>552989284This is a dog
>>552989052Evolutions won't make Hoguri trash. She'll still be top tier uma that you can rely on if you can't think of any other ace.
>>552989320>Taiki and Maru still the GOAT parents>people somehow didn't have Taiki for the past CMs where she was meta
>Botters in shamblesYou did beat the state-mandated clanker in your Scorpio finals, right, anon?
>>552989320>Most of the god-tier parents are Year 1 umas What happened?
Is this considered a job?
Amiami still hasn't shipped out my package...
>>552989242Double Jet
>>552989320but anon told me she is the most used parent in JP to this date
>>552989457>people didn't have an uma with no dedicated banner and no selector ticketWhat are the odds.>>552989476Cygames got competent. Same reason why Kita/Creek/FM slipped through the cracks.
>>552989242SEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>552989518What stuff did you order? I got this set from them last month and it's arriving soon
>>552989052I sparked BonoI sparked Digitanand I will spark Seeking the Pearl too if she chooses to hold out on me too.
>>552989517>People give this yanderdev-looking ass money for some reason
>>552989607Anon ruined the soundpost... nyo...
>>552989320Shion!
>>552989517I make $80/hr so I wouldn't call that a job
>>552989476New uniques generally seem to be more complex i.e. if you’re on Kyoto racecourse while it’s raining and your trainee had a good meal the day before the race and btc is up your trainee gets a little bit of speed and accel vs be in 6th get accel
>>552989558Her unique is basically one straightway adept of power. You value it more than accelerations?
>>552989476year 3 and 4 umas have conditions such as "if on a 2400m tokyo course and you pass 2 umas in the second half of the race, get a velocity boost, bigger boost if you're top 3 favorite and have a name starting with O"
>>552989391shut the fuck up T.M. Shitter O
>>552989607Turbo was a funny horse and I will do my best to make him proud
I'm starting to doubt if distance S really is all that important. CM finals are all fucking luck so long as you have the right honse and accel to match.
>>552989632I ordered three persona 4 plushies. I'd like to get more uma merch but I'd probably have to stalk mercari for the plushies I'm interested in.
I can't believe they gave Marvelous Sunday a bad welfare card just because they couldn't stand her supremacy and superiority...
>>552989853This boy isn't built like this
>former blackrock manager>an actual glowie>company ownerwhat next, KMR himself?
>>552989947source on the first two claims?
>>552989768>it was a gaslightgood, im holding for all uma instead
>>552989865Smartest oguri poster
>>552989865you'll love the next cmits nsm coinflips
>>552989947We had a Dober oil baron too
>new year opera is so strong holy shit she's a MUST ROLLnewfags don't know Urara is the real price of that banner
>>552989865Aiming for “perfect” in a game as random as this is miserable. You should aim for “good enough”!
>>552989098>recovering from the bendsMan that sounds hellish, thanks for all you do
>>552989947A 44y old Saudi prince perhaps, if he switches over.
>>552990115you could say she's the bestest prize
>>552989320>most top tier inheritables are from year 1 bitcheswtfis this like, some sort weird reverse power creep?make inheritables weaker so people have to specifically farm older characters instead of randomly getting good parents from their runs with newer ones?
God I wish that was me
>>552990012Cute!
>>552990034Its a strong uma down the line, but its like the same with summer spe. Nobody mentions summer spe and she is highly valued in JP
>>552989517>le evil /vg/uma has anons from very successful to NEET>meanwhile the normie side has this
>>552990307C.B. is so huggable
>>552990056>>552990059>>552990143Hmm... Getting to A finals is good enough.
Does Seiun need NSM with suzu rabbit? I'm asking because most fronts seem to catch up to my suzu rabbit before late-race anyway
do we have MEGA link for cryers?
Can someone post the club list image with requirements?
>>552989517what is there even to coach in this game lmfao, every decision is either click rainbow or rest/date for energy
>>552990460i would recommend checking your facebook for that
>>552990252No newer characters tend to have uniques that are only good for themselves. Also you don't use your main runs for parents because you would be missing out on running every dirt/turf g1 bonus
>>552990252Among other things. Also it forces you to overspend on pity all uma banners. If a new guy started playing the game rn he would be absolutely clobbered.
>>552990495I don't use a facebook!
>>552990460I have my own folder i can catbox it if you want
Good morning friends!!!
https://x.com/i/status/2008798579046088946Uma with custom name when?
>>552990028>former blackrock managerAn anon "accidentally" doxxed himself in the middle of doing AI translations of moonrune doujins from request
MLB Scarlet or 3 LB Sunday wit card? To go alongside MLB Fuku
>>552990143I HATE CURREN
>>552990185im in the late stages of recovery now, caught it at the end of november so all things considered im doing pretty good nowfirst week or so was hell on earth though, couldn’t form a coherent thought or get any sleep because of the joint painsand then the itch came in halfwag through that week
>>552989280>there are only two clubs that fit that billnew club drama soon!
>>552990485
>>552990185>>552990786Whats a bend?
>>552990728when is that bum Sirius going back to her own home
>>552990574>Also it forces you to overspend on pity all uma banners>sThere has been only one all uma banner in the entire 5 years of umamusume JP
>>552990758I'm gonna connect with him on LinkedIn
>>552989947I'm sure the sultan of Brunei posts here, since the entire country plays uma
>>552990252they didn't know any better back thenit took Genshin like 4 years to phase out Bennett
>>552990758>prepare IRS forms>straw man fallacy explanation>excel formula for date format>recipes with parmesan cheese
You can stop mentioning the stupid mutt now, he lost haha. Bring it up in his discord if you wanna talk about him.
>>552990848decompression sickness or radiohead’s fourth best album depending on who you ask
>>552990861Oh jesus, thats even worse. That means you gotta spook them blind.
>Falcoturds play G*nchinkAs if they couldn't get any worse
>>552990771I like that all the umas are shown as good moms
>>552990859
>>552990678take me
>>552989320i need to make taiki a parent
>>552990728good morning babyposter
what's the best way to slack off at work with /uma/ but not risk showing hanshin juvenile fillies
>>552990758Mike Law? He moved up.https://www.oaktreecapital.com/about/leadership/bio/michael-lawton
>>552991185you run Asahi Futurity Stakes
>>552991185underpromise and (slightly) overdeliveronly works if you’re working for people who don’t know what your job entails though
>>552990842dacchis is down to 25/m quotahomu homu
So, basically.Company owner - MambofagGlowie - ShakurfagBlackrock manager - ???Landlord - MambofagUnderwater Welder - CurrenwhorefagPharma Sector - OrangefagCorporate Lawyer - ???Medical Tech - ???Mortgage Underwriter - ???Civil Service - ???Fatfucks - Teiofag
hoeh
>have a shitty borrow with shitty pinks and shitty whites>only redeeming quality is 9blues>~2000borrows>even after almost half a year grants me 100club points a day from borrowswhy? i am afraid of changing it to a better one
>>552990861Untrue, there were 2 more after this but they're under the Biko and Tsurumaru banners since they're 2*
i meant what reader to use preferably with something like a blur all thumbnails setting
>>552991353i remember a fukufag landlord that was $1 million in debt a while back
>>552989280>my club is freefalling tooare we in the same club
I am doing something a tad silly
>>552991353dont be mean
>>552990028i think for the glowie thing we were talking about playing uma at work and a shakurfag chimed in with how they arent allowed to bring their phone near their work place let alone inside it.eventually turned into them correcting an anon on how you generally cant get a WIFI signal in a SCIF and how their unclassified computers that can get on the normal internat are physically wired into it and heavily monitored.they just outrite admitted they glowed for the burgers really, id look for the post itself but im lazy.
>>552990903the only reason Benneto is out of meta is because they another printed two OP, brown coach and clanker ass, supports in one year
>>552991353You need SEA and EU civil service.For EU you can put Cafe on the list.
HAVE YOU LOOKED AT CURREN TODAY?!?HAVE YOU?!?DON'T FUCKING LIE!
>>552990864Don't forget to change your profile picture to Her
>>552991390huh, you learn something everyday I guess
>>552991486I was thinking earlier that I may be too harsh on Currenposters but I changed my mind
>>552991353actually I'm a Lunafag I just happen to carry the mambo plush with me everywhere
Currenbro, I'm an aspiring underwater welder. Mind giving me advice?
I FUCKING HATE CURREN
>>552991353can we not into thread celebs
>>552991486
Preparing Dober for the MANT experience!
>>552991705>JFK internationalGod i hate that airport
>>552990059>skills are a lie and stats don't matter>whales, no lifers and casuals are all on equal ground>the only factor is who is lucky enough to get their accels at the better timeit's back... the fair world of end closer roulettes...
>>552991705>Company Owner is a Lunafag>THE EMPERORIT JUST FITS HOLY SHIT
>>552991705My fellow Lunafag
so, what's YOUR job?
>>552991627no
AlmondLove is looking for 1 anon. Don't flatline
Do you guys call her Luna because liking "Rudolf" feels a bit gay?
>>552991881Umas in dolphin shortsVery nice
>>552991801What's so bad about it? I'll be flying in from across the pond to visit an old friend over the weekend and I haven't been there in a while.Umamusume
>>552991353/uma/ is actually filled with rich powerbrokers???
>>552991758Celebs implies we know who the anons are or they tripfag our threads up.
>>552991079here it's yours my fren https://files.catbox.moe/wuanj9.zip
>>552991883I've never worked a day in my life
So why don't I have any Taurus epithets? I came third on A finals back then
>>552991883I don't have one lol
>>552991820Behind every successful man is ̶a̶ ̶w̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ an uma
>>552991758It's more of knowing what kind of jobs anons in /uma/ have and what fags they are
>>552991929Luna has less characters to type
>>552991943With LGA renovated, it's now the shithole outdated airport
>>552991883Doesn't matter, I'm about to lose it
>>552991353top500 on onlyfans - almondlove
>>552991959y-you're supposed to make an album but okay
>>552991758it's too late, there are already too many well known entitiesblackrock manlandlord samadoxxing piggu trannyseriru slayerbasically every danchou whose club gets schizo'detc
>>552991883cuntitative resucker
>>552991547A fellow eurocrat?
>>552991490working in a SCIF doesn't really mean you're a glownigger in the traditional sense of spying and doing psyops, it usually just means that you're a higher-level tech monkey for the government. it's not nearly as interesting as it sounds, it's the same type of shit you do in the private sector but with more security because you're doing it on a sensitive government installation
What makes Rudolf Luna
>>552991801it's probably not bad when you get first class
>>552992149work stress
>>552991445>Both /uma/ landlords are MatikanefagsPretty funny desu
>>552991987Anon, Cygays wanted us to experience the JP experience of not receiving the first CM epithet as a 2nd or 3rd rate Torena, winner took all me
>>552991758they dont go out of their way to shit up the threadsif anything the only reason their real life jobs get brough up is because for some reason anon keeps asking>>552992148shakurfag had info on the venezuela shitthey are a military glowie
I don't care what anyone says, I do not need dober's unique. You might call it cope seeing as I didn't get her but pump and NSM is more than enough to win. I have 1 platinum title so I know what I'm talking about
>65% Racism BonusAm I MANT ready? I can get it to 67% replacing Helios for my LB2 Nishino Flower.
>>552990903>b>phase out of the metaroru, rumao evenbut also Cygames has been doing gacha games for longer than most Hoyo players have been alive>>552991513the coach is a slight downgrade even in most of her best teamsit took like, THREE different nation-specific gimmicks to finally get one where you're not better off just ignoring the gimmick and using Bennet anyways
>double S>low rollAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>552991929it's because luna is a childhood nickname so using it makes me feel more attached to her character
>>552991353actually I'm an opera enjoyer des I just happened to post a mambo picture
>>552991883You know, difference between of what you do and what your profession is can be a big thing.
>>552991987in taurus only the winner me got the titles. Also the finals was random mood
>>552991914If we were closer to the start of the month I'd joinNext month, I promise
>>552992242I didn't know how CMs work yet that time so I only managed to take gold from group B
>>552991883test engineer
>>552991883Software Engineer~ code monkey
>>552991883Taxes
>>552992306what's the dela with MANT? do you get 10 billion stats from races and don't care about anything else?
>>552992458Were you the 6XL dude from before?
>>552991883I want to answer this question but Teiobros reputation is at an all time low and I don't want to further damage it
>>552991883consultantbasically just programming
erm can't I just reuse my libra niggas for this cm?
>>552992290Hm. Now that I think about it, I won all the CMs where late surgers were gigameta. And I like late surgers, that's an achievement. You need Dober btw
>>552992517Yes. Careers last an hour+ and whales got double yours race bonus.
>>552992498...you mean like filing taxes or are you with the IRS or something?also happy meek is cuteneed more meek
>>552991929it's really cute and JPbros don't know we know about the nickname so if you use it in front of them they go "EHHHHHH?!" in that Japanese surprise voice thingy>>552992149from the >trivia sheet>His baby name is “Luna”, partly coming from the name of his mother, and partly because of the crescent shaped white spot on his head.>Luna-chan became a thing after the 2nd anniversary update in her Stamina SR; Symboli Rudolf gave this name to a plushie of herself.>Mejiro Ramonu calls her “LouLou”, which sounds similar to both Luna and Rudolf.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ucoR1eN1TSMSiXS-GPgTU_wOeJUUbHy0o5xFBFIQYG8/edit?tab=t.0
>>552991883Medical Technician, soon to be Air traffic control specialist after my adjudication
>>552992358the longer I look at it, the more I become uneasy...
>>552992614Nyes
>roll for xmas oguri>get biwa as well>never done her career despite having her>she's very sweet>nails painted red get me going>scene where we see the back of her>have a dream about biwa hugging my head and letting it sit between her breasts>let me play with her hair>wake upHow do I build pace for this cm? I suddenly feel like using her
>>552991883I work in a large bank, proper corporate IT salaryman
>>552991883lawyeressentially unemployed
>>552992580you can post picture on a scale and your repvtation will be immediately restoredunless....oh nyo...
>>552992578You guys are mean :c
>>552992517You run a lot of races to get items. You use those items for CRAZY rainbows for the little trainings in between races while planning your summer trainings with the best items where those CRAZY rainbows become pure sex.
>>552991627umagrok generate more images of curren chan from umamusume screaming
>>552991490The Shakurfag told us the situation or what will happen to Venezeula like 3 or 4 hours before it actually happened. Imagine my shock when it happened since I initially dismissed his claim.
>>552991883Just a guy in Homeland Affairs. Not a burger
if Almond Eye is so good, where are her Arima Kinen wins?Hmmm?
>>552991883I'm a maintenance engineer, basically troubleshoot shit
>>552992630MANT meta decks are literally 80% welfare cards.
>>552992614if you're feeling really lazy, yes
>>552991883IT support. I don't even know what my job is called. I just look at running scheduled programs all shift and then forward it to the relevant team if there's an issue.
This thread glows
I don't have a fucking job....
>>552991883Electrical engineer in the making
>>552992580Not like it can't get any more lower. Post it.
>>552991883What's a job? I only manage to lure some people into giving me money from time to time.
>>552992614Prolly. It's not optimal since you're way overshooting stamina but it's all gonna be about who triggers their accels and NSM anyways—>doesn't have NSMNevermind, make a new Golshi
>>552991883Web DeveloperContract for my current gig is almost up, so I'll be joining the unemployed anons soon
>>552992685Uneasy over what? Have some more. Anyway back to umas.>>552992847There are still 15 percent race bonus whale cards around. That includes the SR Cygames will put up with SSR pull rate.
>>552992670>ATCsorry to hear that>>552992847On a seperate noteHow long we expecting till MANT drops again for us globabs?
i just graduated from university and im looking for a job...it's bad...chemistry...
>>552992923nigerian prince
>>552991883unemployed (yes i'm in mambo)
>>552992878I hope a country’s leader is an umadachi that posts here. It would be hilarious
>>552992631Public AccountingFUCK THE IRS
>>552992985>chem graduatemega oofgood luck anon
>>552992630MANT is the most F2P career out there lmaoyou'll see what P2W really looks like when GL comes out, SR cards become completely useless and every whale is running 18* speed parents just to give a few examples
>>552991883neet
>>552992705biwa is pure sex and wife materialim surprised she doesnt have at least a few dedicated fans
>>552992307Iansan is dependent on her cons unlike Bennet, C6 coach definitely slaps harded than Benny boy
I-I thought we were all fellow failures around here... My /uma/bwos are actually so successful in life it's making me jealous and sad
>>552992985That doesn't sound too bad. It can't be worse than my useless ass degree business management
>>552993097her sister mogs sorry
>>552992802screencap or fake & gay
>>552991714i personally wouldn’t, i have a job lined up for the next four months and im probably going to find something else to do after that’s overif you’re really set on it and you’re not already doing regular (recreational) dives then start doing that sooner rather than later as that’s what got me selected for the training programme I followed (already did some welding for my hobby)this isn’t something you should (can?) do long term and the fatality rate is quite high, 20% iirchaven’t witnessed any first hand deaths but a guy i did a job with start of last year got electrocuted to death at a rig in the gulf of mexico, leaving behind a wife & kidso yea tldr extracurricular experience and not being afraid to die i guessalso wanting to travel long term is a must
>>552992985curren chang we need to cook
>>552992985Hope you like 18-19$ hour work packaging up shit at your local biochem lab >>552992982God I wish Nice Nature showed me lewd shit and whispered into my ear
>>552992982MANT drops around March 6th
>>552991883I suck dick at the Aldi's parking lot
>>552993153Even as a Brianfag I think Biwa is a lot more easy to fall in love with.
>>552991883i'm a neet bwo...
>>552993135You're bound to be succesful too, just need to wield your autism like a weapon
>>552993034The Teiowhale was actually Kim Jong Un.
>>552993091Oh dear. I have zero clue about GL, would you care giving us the qrd on how it goes?
>Oguri as soon as her food starts digesting
>>552992358I know less because I work for Korean Zaibatsu, and I am a gook... my job is devops btw
>>552993153more for me
>>552992094>doxxing piggu trannyliterally who
>>552993259THATS MY FUCKING GLUTTONMY FATSOMY LARDASS
>>552993259WIPE THAT PLATE CLEAN
>>552992985Whats your grading? In before you ended up with below 8 and additional years and your destiny is to be the pharmacy clerk.
>>552993135well i did fail 7 out 7 cms (the wins in B dont count)
>>552993135I am here with you, I am a bigger loser than you. You are not a virgin living with his mom
>>552993259
Sex with Machikanefukukitaru?
>>552993169
>>552993453NTA but I live with my grandma. I'm the loserGOD in the thread...
>>552992783IT'S CURREN!LOOK!ARE YOU LOOKING?!?!?!?
>>552993386what the FUCK is a grading
>mood down>recreation>mood down again next turnSTOP WASTING TURN RICE SHOWER
What skills should I be getting for a dober parent? Fast & Furious?
>>552993453You can fix that>>552993538At colleges you are graded 6 to 10. Total average of 9 is good, 8 is passable. Additional years past minimum is Titanic tier.
>>552993135If it makes you feel any better, successful people are more likely to reply and brag about it.
Please stop posting Curren. You’re ruining my morning
>>552993603Who are you trying to have her parent?
>>552993642stop fapping to Curren
>>552993605Whose career is that
>>552993603Spurt and slick surge. Borrow the Shakur.
>>552993628oh there is no such thing here so idk watashi not americano
>>552993708I rather fap to golshit futa. I hate Curren
>>552993716festival rudolf
>>552993258Light Hello shows up and wants to build an idol festival with Falco's help. she's an uma who was never good at racing so she went to college, ended up in a dead end OL job for year, then became a trainer. she's the main reason why there's so many cuck Falco jokes btwthe scenario is collecting cute, cool, and passion points to buy songs with effects like increasing training effectiveness, speciality, energy reduction and stuff like that. the mode is literally unplayable without her card because not buying all 5~ songs every 6 months bricks your run by not giving you the extremely powerful gold scenario skill
>>552993503Sure
>>552993764Bro just look at her.
>>552993778kid you not, the lower option even has better reward
>>552993787
>>552993135dont feel bad bwo, modern life is crazy difficultim the only one out of my group of friends (avg age 30) that has his own place because the housing market is fucked up beyond repair in our countryfact of the matter is that our (im assuming you’re also an ojisan) generation is the first since ww2 that’s less well off than the previous, and we just gotta learn to cope with it
>>552993762So, when you pass the exam, how are you graded?
>>552993770
>>552992310She's consistently beating my old long uma I guess.
>>552993813Mmmmmmmmmmnyo
>>552993764>I rather fap to golshit futaI hope you get run over by a truck full of lead ingots next time you cross the street
>>552993503you wouldn't a lucky shrine maiden, right?
>>552993764dis nigga fr??????
Since I assume danchou is about to nuke a flatliner if he doesn't give signs of life today... any anons still looking for an A club?
>>552993787It's kind of sad since she isn't a nobody. Her grandma is the first ever idol uma and a G1 winner. She's the bad one of her family
>>552993169>>552993517Anon is mistaken i think, shakurfag posted as the shit started iirc?Did let us know it wasnt a full scale invasion though which was correct and did seem to know that the whole thing had essentially already wrapped up before that dropped in the news...So i do sorta believe Shakurfag is either a legit glowie or at the very least close to them from what we have seen.>>552993947The fact we dont have a fuku shrine maiden outfit in game is a crime.
time for daily TTs improvements. today I am doing my LOSING hara (5th x3), but with mile aptitude, maybe some late/dirt if the awful (barely O) affinities do anything for me... in 1 run. maaybe I will do 2 then parent/ace vodka with guest loans,then a couple of few fan runs
>>552993764
>>552993135You could start hoarding precious metals
>>552994026she is figuratively me
>>552993672Primarily Vodka and COguri but really any surger >>552993748If you're not meme-ing my 3* Shakur might actually be useful for something now
>>552993097I don't know why it took me so long to do her career and read her story but she quickly shot up in my book. I'm going to be thinking about that dream for weeks
>>552994093Shakur gives you guaranteed spurt. Falco gives you guaranteed groundworks.
>>552991883I expected more NEETs... we're a dying breed...
>xOguri ace runs have <300k fans by the endI'm sorry Mambros we're gonna be stuck in A and it's all my fault
>>552994049gross!
I want to kiss Bouquet so much dachis...
>>552994029Gran a cute
>>552993258First scenario where the pal card stops being a suggestion and is always required to unlock the rest of the scenario functionality. The gold skills these give will also be good generic skills you put on everything. In this case it's gold playtime's over. By Grand Masters you won't get random hints anymore and they will depend on the cards you have so you'll also need to roll for new ones that have good skills on them
>>552994093>LateSlick Surge is a must, then your usual skills like late surger corners, straights etc. Nimble Navigator from any Mayano card or Rob Roy stam. As always Yaeno Muteki with Ramp Up, PTO, THH is useful.
>>552994026I had no idea she's relative to Haiseiko lol
>>552994029I'M CUMMING
>>552994284>always required to unlock the rest of the scenario functionalitywhat...
>>552994207is there a guide for what races to do in an ace run? I can do 23+ with 1200 speed (and 1000+ power) but I want to cut down on some and just get whatever gives me the most skill points or rewards
Is U=ma2 considered a white or gold recovery skill?
>>552994364nyes
>>552994364Pure heart is better.
>>552991387Borrowing to good players and borrowing to people who don't even know how to do a career is worth the same pointsYou just need an uma who looks good, not necessarily a good oneAlso don't ever fix what isn't broken
>>552994351You're doing the same here anon, how many non-sprint runs did you do with no Riko.
>>552994364Gold for Tachyon and white inherited
>>552994243Same
>>552994364When inherited it's a white. The values are right there on Gametora anon, you should go check it out.
>>552994207Same mambro
>>552993034>my club is going to drop from A to B+ and it all started since Maduro got kidnapped by the damn yankeesBwos... it was not about the oil...
>>552994243Surely she and daring tact gets released before forever young haha...
>>552993849nta but I do own a place that's handed down to me by my parents. Apparently I kept urging to give it to me when I was a kid than to sell it so that's what happened. Financially, well, I'm fucked. Just enough to pay the bills but not enough to splurge on things I want to buy.
>>552992985Curren, we have to cook.
My witlet URA Oguri Cap is still one of my best performing TT membersOgurin game
>>552994471>highest fan contributor in club flatlined the day Maduro got kidnapped Oh nyo….
This might be the most boring story event so far
Why is Playtime always over?When did it start? Is there a memo about when Playtime is ongoing?
>>552993860oh we use a GPA system hereso i think mine goes something like BSc in chemistry, second class (Lower) honours (Merit) or some shit idk
>>552994243Same... I am very screwed if she shows up right before Ai's banner though
>>552994478>Tamaposter>Financially fuckedKek
>>552994597you guys watch the story events instead of click click click +30 carats...?BUHIIIII
>>552994624time to use THAT, I suppose...
>>552994597But you get to watch Marvelous Sunday’s udders bounce whenever she moves
>>552994597https://youtu.be/H_mDhQ6urHs?si=9XTgAWkwzq1HC3ARI mean...how can anything compare even
Why did no one tell me about Satono Crown?
>>552994597Luckily for you, there are plenty of homosexual anime airing this season!
>>552994478>Just enough to pay the bills but not enough to splurge on things I want to buy.yea i legit don’t know a single person my age that isn’t in this same positioni’ve been saving for a house for the past 4 years or so and seeing how i’m afraid of women (ergo single) i can’t convince banks to help me out even if i have more savings than most
>>552994747She's always a cutie though
I followed a story event a bit while getting carats for something like winning ticket and the story was something like >this horse watched this race as a baby >she decided to become a race horse>finally reaches that race she watched, which inspired her to become a racehorse >loses. absolutely eats shit >starts crying and the race on her was impossible without a horse specifically made to do it
>>552994747because you are not chinese
>>552994747Because those who know were made to disappear at that island
>>552991883Ophthalmologist
need hara to say this to me for this run remembering that the point of the race is to go to the front on the finish line
Wtf I didn't know you can get more than 10
>this thread
>>552994597I think the fantasy game one was just to good and made all the others a little boring. The dialogue for this one felt better than the last, I care more about Biwa and Oguri than say Curren and Yeppers (still a cutie but a bit bland). Brian and Rudolf dicking it out was par for the course
>Oguri during new year
>want to plan out my agenda with Brian after debut>can't tell what is what because of her hard modehuh, I guess I'll wait out for her event...
>>552994684>time to use THAT, I suppose...It's so over...
>>552995016
>>552994747Whenever she appeared during S3 I got a boner, ESPECIALLY when she was yelling all covered in mud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE5KjN1H5O4wtf i only noticed now that the CM final round bgm is fire
holy guacamole
>>552994747I post her delicious pits semi often though
based kitasan
>>552994747I'd like her to rub my nipples while Dia watches
i-is she the most dangerous umamusume?
>>552995294
Should I build Pace Xoguri, Late Xoguri, or End Xoguri for Sagittarius?
>>552995396mare milk...
im bringing MLB dia SSR to hit 600 guts and 900 stam
>>552995435front with moxie
>>552995435All three
>>552995435On paper end oguri would be best but you spend so much points on recoveries your midrace is poor.
>>552994607Playtime started around when The Game began
>>552995396>one of the most fragile looking uma>still far more stronger than youowari da
>>552995558just get anchors aweigh, then
I bully umas with big donkey ears
OH FUCK HE IS GONNA DRAW SWEEPY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>552989236>Sweep Tosho, now that's a sexy mareAgreed
>>552995383yeah her rl counterpart could bend spoons with his mind so they really went all out with his portrayal
>>552995641>inherited anchors
>>552995630Wait a minute. This is a Curren.
why is the JP period "." a circle
The story chart anon is planning on updating it, now you can suggest changes and point out mistakes if you want>>552993164>>552993531
>>552994654I can't help it. I slacked too much in life that I don't have anything to keep or push me up to get a more stable life or a more stable financial status>>552994775If it weren't for the house that's passed down to me I would have been spending everything on rent and bills but since I can save up some, I've been planning to at least upgrade my PC but prices suddenly are fucked, so, yeah. I don't even think of getting a gf or getting married because of how ruined their image is for me because of being constantly surrounded by some.
The trick to end XOguri is to treat her unique like anchors aweigh instead of trying to get the carryover.
>>552994854why didn't you use Tickezo for it?
ryan
>>552995396
>>552994747Because Satono Diamond is better
>>552995731she wants the Dick
>>552994351The annoying part is for the next few scenarios it's in the random post training event so you need to also get lucky on triggering the event multiple times to snowball
>>552995810dude i dodged a massive bullet by upgrading to 64g ram at the start of last year shit is out of control rn
>>552995761Which is the better Curren?
>>552995761Yes..?
>>552995920This but 128gb
>>552995812mid proc xoguri end still loses to golshi, you have to either get carryover gamble or use the slightly worse delayed 777 proc to have a fighting chance against her
I would do anything for a Christmas Maya Uma in this outfit. Its way too cute to just be used for a card.
>>552995718I hope he adds those other 3 too
>>552995810>refusing to get a gf or marriedBased and same
>oguri cap just get straighway acceleration dont even need to worry about going too fast for her other ultimate, so you can get corner acceleration too. and that allows you to get straightway velocity instead
i want to use some late next cm but I'm worried they will all just be gold ship food by spurt trigger before their accel then nsm bye
>>552993173>not being afraid to dieI fit the bill!HoooeeeH?! Arigatoooo!
>>552995789This makes me laugh
>>552996080I want a Maya and Brian holiday event
>>552996164just double-debuff end closers with an ace, ace backup (for mood) with debuffs, and a dedicated debuffer
so far my takeaway from Dober's career is "I should pull Seeking the Pearl" as I love showmanship uma
nattie singlehandedly carrying this shit
>>552996335oouuuuuuuuuuh
>>552996335AAAAAAAAAIIIIIII KOOOOOPIIIIII
Dumpster fire run but cool
how far away is the cheerleader banner? I'm out of carats and am expecting to skip even though I love my girl king halo
>>552996308I didn't have any problem with her before, in fact her card events are all cool, but the little cameo on Dober's career really damped the mood, idk. The laugh felt grating and not first-rate at all.
Are you guys using your books on XOguri? or Saving them for VBourbon?
torechi
>>552996494Used them all on Cafe because I love her
Why bother with Vbourbon? She is basically just a front uma that is easy to groundwork.
>>552996335What a cutie
Is No Stopping Me good this next CM?Reading the description and looking at Umalator it looks like it would activate way past the accel portion, but some Youtuber said it would work.
oissu
>>552996487no one is as first-rate as King Halo, seeking the pearl's laugh is more traditional OHOHOHO vs King Halo's is (mostly) an act
>>552996582she's sexy as fuck and I am a robofucker
How do I satisfy an uma with a micro penis?
>>552996589You can consider that NSM is never bad
>>552996582read her unique skill bro
is sweep ssr actually a good borrow or should i just use biko training taishin bt dubs (slang for by the way if u guys didn’t know)
>>552996617
>>552996498Cute horse
Where's my homescreen Christmas reskin? We didn't get it during Christmas but I was told that we'd get it during the event. Where is my Christmas tree? My decorations? Hello?
>>552996678But if it doesn't give accel what's the point? NSM is incredible at the right timing but late activation NSM has never helped one bit from my limited experience.
>>552995396One of my two favorite mares
>>552996589>is the best skill in the game goodlol, you'll be borrowing the awful int Yukino during MANT just for it btw
>>552996589No stopping me activates late-race when there's someone right in front of your uma that she can catch up to in less than 2 seconds. It's always good
>>552996639Double Deck SeisakujoHave fun anon
>>552996876not if I have best girl Kawakami Princess
I just burnt my tongue with coffee
who is this Uma with vision that doesn't need correction
>>552996817>Your Uma wraps her legs around you from behind>Cant even resist since she’s vastly stronger than you
>>552996498>>552996817are the sisters from the same gen or different gens?
>>552996828We call that a holiday tree here, chud
>>552996943Sunday said Silence
>>552996832It's gamble but it's a lot if it does activate. Also, next CM is just has the right corner for late-race next track is corner giving it a good chance to activate. from my observation
>>552996945I think that's twin turbo at the back.
Stupid sexy pantyhose umas
I remember anons saying witlet Golshi is better because she doesn't zoom ahead other End Closers, but I don't remember it enough to determine if it was a gaslight or notCan you anons enlighten me on that matter? No oguriposting please
buy a flushie
>>552996696Is this pic true anymore with the early patch changes? /uma/ and the sloptubers they get their info from tell me they are traps
>>552997108I mean this is true but why are we operating under the premise that zooming ahead is a bad thing
>>552996731It is not because of the chance to fail and low friendship meter, but if you already have MLB Biko, then gamble away
>>552995789operao's campaign definitely belongs in the comedy section
What are some umas good to build as general parents/grand parents that I can just use towards any build? Is there such a thing?
Man it's so much easier to do careers for Oguri with stamina parents than power. Yeah I need to pump power a lot more but I basically never have to worry about the stamina stat checks.
>>552997202Oguri literally has 8% recovery, you don't need to worry about stamina
>>552996943
>>552997168Doto did this
>>552996080maya pits prpr
>>552997089
>>552997150In a lobby where more than half runners are End Closers, she doesn't proc her unique, I guessThat's the only (and important) reason I can think of
>>552996696Let's not make Akainu comparisons here
>>552996335STEALING MAYANO'S SHOES!
>>552997352Sniffffff
>>552996582I mean she is better than S.Maru except for restless, mile maven and taking the lead
>>552996589NSM was considered bad this CM(Scorpio) but what ultimately led me to win was NSM overtaking the Christmas Oguri that was able use her unique. We were both Pace Chasers.It's probably a good idea to take it all the time.
>>552994207Half the club doesn't even play the game don't worry
>>552994364pure recovery ults are better than golds and their inherits are better than whites, but u=ma2 is the same as a gold so the inherit version is the same as a whiteyou can check gametora, a white is usually 0.015, a gold 0.055, an ult 0.075, and an inherit 0.035
>>552997119no but it's still funnySMaru never had the time to shine due to oonige Suzuka and early balance changes XOguri won't be as overwhelming as she was back in JP because of early balance changes making late and end outside of golshi more viable VBourbon will still dominate during MANT because she's extremely easy to build and Suzuka can't get oonige there, although the lack of taking the lead will balance things out
>>552997119V.Bourbon wasn't "dethroned" by evolved skills in the way XOguri was. And people forget that XOguri wasn't even really dethroned so much as she went from "literally untouchable giganigga uma" to "one of the best"
>>552994207It’s ok Mambro I’ll do more runs for you
I burped and it turned into me vomiting, uma for me?
>>552997661Special Week
>>552997661Mambo
>>552997661Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi
>no spurtFuck. I got Fast Learner too.
>>552994207It's okay mambro, I'll pick up the slack for you
lolhttps://x.com/Efu_18/status/2008738713728352257?s=20
Haven't read a single post in this thread however I am certain it is all shit. Hopefully next thread is better
>>552994207It's okay you're not flatlining
>>552996828What a racist piece of shitWe should get a menorah and a star david there instead of... THAT celebration!
>>552997869Why do they hate SC
>>552997869>guts ssr at 1lbnot a real finemo bro
>>552996589NSM requires someone to be in front of you and close (in length and lane). These conditions are easier to hit if you are not in the final corner or beyond. As late-race starts at the end of a straight leading into the third corner, this is arguably the best scenario you could hope for.
>>552997119The next medium CM will be during MANT after the rebalance. So unless we get 2nd anniv rebalance for MANT they will be dominate>>552997560>Suzuka can't get oonige thereIt's wrongAlso you forget that end and late will no longer have no stopping me in MANT unless you use Mayano top gun
I am vomiting my snot at night because of the flu. Life is such a chore when you're 30
>rolled spe and oguri>suddenly they get 10x cuter
Shh... this hors is sleeping
>already have 4 recoveries on XOguri>suddenly game gives me 3 hints on Corner RecoveryOh gee thanks
>>552996913Is she explaining the way torena likes to have his ass licked?
>Added honey to coffee and now want to see Cafe and Teio yuri
>>552997000>>552997916I just want the homescreen decorations. Is that too much to ask for?
>>552994747
all uma should be ripped and japanese are cowards
>>552998105my brother does that and I don't know how he doesn't gag
>>552997992>roll for uma>gets cuter>play their career>they get lamer>try to train them>they get uglier>they lose cm and tt races>they become shitNo relation with your pic... Unless...
>friend gets into a really bad lobby>his enemies are B+ and A at best>wins his first platinum Congrats to himBut I'm salty as fuck, I got lobbied against a roided suzuka and a christmas oguriI'll stop playing for a week or two, fuck this
>>552998193I got her summer alt and she keeps on flashing her panties so I'll keep on liking her for now
>>552998046She’s telling Mayano, in detail, what she and trainer did at the hot springs. Every word, every position, how long the two lasted, and even what it felt like. Mayano is dying from how lewd it is and Neicha is embarrassed in recalling it
>>552997193Witgod seriru did a video on this and I don't remember the details. For the meta Umas (who may not even be meta anymore), I think it's Matikane Fukukitaru and 3* Agnes Tachyon with specific skills and a 3 blue sparks gotta look it up. He did this video before the anniversary update
>>552998105>>552998178sweet things in coffee is abhorrent and disgustingit is inhuman
Oh wait. I had Suzuka the whole time. Sorry guys, I guess I was complaining for nothing.
>>552995259the music in this game is goodretards who always play games muted without giving osts/sfx a chance are retards
>>552998178honey is good on literally anything it defies common sense>oh yeah? even on-Yes.
what are you guys using as your 3rd recovery after Hydrate and 777? I'm thinking of being lazy and just using corner from Creek
>>552998140Sorry anon, but we don't call them Cyjews for nothing>not adding them saves money>it also helps push the narrative of the overlords making the work of tranny localization team easierPlease understand you'll own nothing and be happyLike Tamamo!
>>552998305Life is already bitter, so why should my coffee be the same?>put five sugars into the cup and some milk too
>>552998295The point of this guide is basically for maximizing affinity because aside from that what's most important is getting 3 stars and Tachyon's unique. But all of this will stop mattering in MANT because everyone will have so much affinity that you will have double circles no matter what the compatability
>>552998326Have this
>>552998435das rite Teiobro
>>552998435I'll put cream/milk in my coffee if its real acidic but thats it really...
>>552998295ah, older video. Do you remember if it was for parents or grandparents?
I will NOT fall for propaganda.. I will NAAAAAAAAWT!...>>552962746 >>552963017 Oh Hi Mr CB!
>>552998435Based, speak your truth king
>>552998249Luck is a skillSkill issue
>>552998420This is all somehow Tamamo's fault...
>>552997397why does everyone want to steal maya's shoes
I'm gonna purge half my fucking friends' list when MANT comes out because I don't trust people to not update their shit
Carreer ending amounts of sex with Super Creek.
>>552998015Is this a magical girl?
>>552998305t. Cafe
7 and Fuku is removed from the game
Softest uma?
>>552998696Doto-chan
>>552998341I would have normally refuse to acknowledge and denied this if weren't for the fact that my little sister loves experimenting with honey and so far none of her experiments were a miss. Honey really does go well with anything.
Is next CM a goldship fest again?
>>552997969story events are disabled, and so every skill gained from them
>>552998372corner is the best one because it has no position reqs and is consistently before late race
>>552991914828175636380 I assume you kicked me out for failing to request/donate shoes for a day or is it the fact that I didn’t gather fans for like a day or 2? Anyways, whether you invite me back or not, I don’t hold it against you
>>552998696
>>552998696Doto
Is it worth running Suzuka this time to try and win? Runaway probably will be a shit time because of stam requirements and the low last leg speed, but what about a regular Front?
>>552997979>Be under 30>Perfect health most the time, minus my VERY early child years where I was sick CONSTANTLY (astmah, near death experiences etc)>Turn 32 and now 33>Heart is starting to show annoying but very minor problems>My body in general is slowly starting to show signs of giving up>My nose has been semi running since summer for unknown reasons
>>552998435based.based
>>552998752my main worry is that it procs on the final corner which is deep in late race
>>552998670>has to retire before even reaching Hopeless Stakes because she's pregnant
>>552998649maya would not do that to me
What the fuck is the point of me trying to properly train for CMs when they're not going to use the skills and lose?
>>552998435enjoy losing your teeth at age 30>>5529986917 and anon has to leave the general for a day
>>552990758Why "accidentally" in quotesAre there more of you among us
+50 speed training failed with 17% fail chance...
7 and nothing happens again
>>552998898I failed 2 12% in a row
>>552998669Just sort by affinity bwo
>>552998696Machan...
iced coffee
>>552998837She’s so cute I want to put a baby in her
>>552998898>>552998947Cygames doesn't understand probabilities.
even: continue playingodd: stop playing0: completely remove uma
>>552998649>waist handlesholy lewd
>>552998524Found the videohttps://youtu.be/CNrEIuwOde4
>>552998435>>552998520>little babies can't drink coffee without sugar and milkPoor things, one day you'll grow upAdding too much sugar makes you prone to diabetes, and too much milk will upset your stomach and intestines. If you can't stand the bitter/acidic flavor, add a small amounts of salt and you'll stop relying on those too much, and will make the flavor of the coffee more intense and tasty. Protip: make a cup of coffee, add pinches of salt and count them, until you can feel the salt to find your sweetspot. I repeat, LITTLE pinches, sometimes a couple dozen grains of salt each timeIf you can't tolerate the true flavor of coffee, stop drinking it
>>552999034Hmmm… nyo
>>552998435>>552998819
>he cant drink milk
How am I supposed to cap speed, get 600+ wit and 800 power on Goldshit while meeting the stam requirements
>>552999086I put half and half in my coffee but that's not the same thing as a sweetener
>>552998994bro wtf do you mean
>>552999034okay thats cool and all but im not some posh cunt or weak to dairy so im gonna keep putting milk in my coffee if i think its too acidic a brew.
>>552998820It always procs on the first of the last four corners
>>552998631
>>552999013thanks anon
>>552998997niceonly logins from now on
>>552999140I think people usually just get like 1100 speed
>>552999034>Adding too much sugar makes you prone to diabetesYeah if you add 1000 calories worth, sugar in coffee is no worse than a soda a day>and too much milk will upset your stomach and intestinesTHIS NIGGA IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>552999034I do what i want bitch
>>552998820as discussed before this skill does not pick a random corner so in nakayama 2500 it will always activate on corner 1 which is right in the middle of the race
>>552999182Die!
>>552999170yeah where it's utterly useles
black coffee is not some poverty optionif your coffee tastes like ass black, start buying/making better fucking coffee!
>>552998898>>552998947>>552998994Of course anons, that's how math works
>>552998857
>>552999034Interesting….i will take this advice for tonight for work
>>552999140you don't need 600 wit
>>552999034>too much milk will upset your stomach and intestines???How weak is your tummy that this happens to you? Literally a skill issue
>>552999272Why is that?
yeah you need 700 wit
>>552999140>get 600+ wityou don't need that, just get 400+
>>552999272Are you sure about that?
>>552998907cute!>>552999086REAL milk chads, rise up!
I drink tea anywayswith honey
>>552999414>>552999460because corner 4 is too deep into late race where accel skills do nothing
>when i beat SEAnigger in finals
>>552999521are you a woman
>>552999162if it's blue, it's guaranteedif it's yellow, it's 50/50
>>552999034Spetacular bait, anon. Enjor your (You)s from the mentally underage anons.The salt part is true
Considering the coffee I buy is from a local store near the harbor, it’s pretty good by itself but the hazelnut shines when I add a dash of sugar. I genuinely need to buy a French press though and grind my own stuff.
>>552999034>too much milk will upset your stomach and intestinesthat's not true
>>552999034Based coffee connoisseur >>552999238>no worse than soda a day>soda a dayIt's over for you
>>552999140400 is your maxium, going past it is just a waste of stats>g-galightNo YOU shut the fuck up, I've been gaslit that 600 is the "safespot" then all three umas I have whiff their skills for no reason, meanwhile you see anons hitting everything and winning with 400-450 wit
>he can't handle lactose
>>552999426
>>552999606hes black lol
>>552999086>>552999168It's not about being weak to dairy, it's about not ruining coffee, faggots. I assumed you'd have tummy aches considering you're already drinking like toddlersKeep drinking your "adult drink" like wittle babies
>>552999578BRO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
>>552999565nyo...
>>552999203DANCHOU HE'S ONLY LOGGING IN AND LEAVING
>>552999526That's absolutely right, you should not take corner recovery
>>552999526And what would you suggest instead?
>>552999565I a-am nowWhy
Why does xoguri feel like she has no spd growth? 15% and I dont feel shit with 2spd3wit. Usually spd caps so fast even before senior summer with this deck
>>552999696u=ma2 like what witgawd has been suggesting
>>552999318>>552999162Anything <25% means it should not ever happenAnything <50% means it probably won't happenAnything >50% means it probably will happenCygames don't understand this and programmed the <25% to act like <50%
>>552999658>t. G in dairy tolerance
>>552999686blame cyge for making me lose motivation
>>552999771Yo based my pointless parent farming is worth a damn after all
>>552999605A dash or teaspoon of sugar is fineIf you have to add more then why even bother with coffee
>>552999034I've never grown accustom to coffee anyways. Even as an adult I still can't drink bitter coffee
>>552999709join almondlove
>>552997979I'm gonna have to do a prostate exam at 30. Barely had any health issues until 29. It's ruthless.Anyways here's some pits
>>552999631>am now
>>552999776i will give you a single (You) for this post
>>552999675you need to train your wit and gamble more
are you ready for umamusumEsports?
>>552999932Thank you, I feel like I earned it.
let me tell youlactose farts are FOUL
>>552999771Yes you should absolutely take the more expensive inherit recovery with placement requirements over the most consistent recovery in the game
>>552999970no, that sounds boring as fuck
>>552999970I'll only join one hosted by /uma/
>>552999140I didn't have much trouble with it, even if I'm still waiting for medium S
>He needs to consume coffee to wake up>He needs coffee to be useful after waking up>He can't, or wont inhale real milk per the galloon, cuz he is lactose intolerant (subhuman)Maybe Hitler had a point about executing the Crippled non-milk enjoyer
Can't wait to see witlets crying in the thread
>>552999526>>552998820the "first of the last four corners" is corner 1, in the middle of mid-racethis same thing was discussed the last 2 threads
>>552999970>dirt mileI puked
>>552998273AAAAA why won't specute spook me!!
Sexy Cafe
If it's not 100%, then it's a 50/50>0%0>1%50/50>20%50/50>50%50/50>70%50/50>99%50/50>100%100Just gamble it man
Is end closer savvy a good skill or am i better off with other greens?
>>552991883software engineer leech
>>553000089faggot
>>553000110I think her eyes are real cute
>>552999970>Dirt CM before the card is outdigitalwinslol
>>553000043>powerlet
>>552999140just bee your're self
Why doesn’t everyone use Groundwork?
I got rating A on hara this run no dirt + mile luck on O aff so it doesnt count anyway
>>552998759KNEAD THAT FAT GUT
>>553000169They’re very nice to look at
>>553000216no benefit to anyone aside from fronts
>>552998753It was 8 days. I already considered removing you back in October when you did only 1 career in 15 days, but I didn't because you had a good track record until then.
MANT is at least 3 months away, why are we doing all this prep for it and not the next 2 CMs? Why this much anticipation for arguably the worst scenario in Umamusame?
>>553000136it's bad don't take it. Prevents you from proccing NSM
>>552999034What the fuck's wrong with you. I need sugar for my brain.
>>552999658I drink real coffee black and instantslop with milk. Have never tried salt before.
Why are my horses so shit?
>>553000170you're forgetting our fuarking hero
>>552999034>too much milk will upset your stomach and intestinesjust don't have shit genes
>>553000170Heh
>>552991914hey
does someone have the smart falcon victory soundpost
>>552999034I honestly don't get the point of Coffee. Sure it's understandable if you like it and need to wake up for work or staying up late but I just don't see the point of drinking one if you don't like it and reasons I said above.I've seen a lot of people force themselves to drink coffee or to like it as a way to force themselves into a social standing or something.
>>553000308L, is that you?
>>552999034Do whatever you want.
>>553000315skill issue? im the same bro, i get all the sparks and cards but my umas barely get A+. At least its more consistent with Kitasan
>>552999034>Adding too much sugar makes you prone to diabetesLike with literally anything in life, a healthy balance is how you get away with things, so no shit making the coffee 90% sugar is unhealthy, normal people don't do that tho.>too much milk will upset your stomach and intestines>HE UNIRONICALLY CAN'T DIGEST OR DEAL WITH FUCKING MILK
>>553000446>he has an office job at 4chan dot org and needs to fit in
>>553000315Luck issue try again tomorrwo
>>553000485what anime is this
>>552999034>saltin my country we add a very specific kind of cheese to coffee
>>553000443HOEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH
I fucking hate training taishin
The trick is to eat a cookie with your coffee so you don't need to add sugar.
>>553000043thats too much stamina even if you don't have any stamina regenthis is the how much stamina you need if she gets rushed
>>553000485Death Note was so much better while he was around...
Will there be an opportunity to buy selectors or anything on 1st anniversary?
>>553000578smoovethanks
>>553000174I don't care, I did 3 uma saggy lobbies and won all 3. this is a cm winner
>>553000346>NSM>OYL>Furious Feat>Lead the Charge>Let's PumpIf she procs any 2 of those, she wins. It's really dumb.
What's funny about 2500m is that you actually need less stamina than 2400m because you don't have to worry about Nasty Neichas
I want to be raped by Manhattan Cafe after I say something stupid to rage bait her
>>553000574>cheese coffee
>>553000043that gold ship is insane but you should get those stats with the unique epithet. like 480k fans
>>553000714Clearly you underestimate the strongest umadol
>>553000574
>>553000514Maybe we're just picking the wrong options in training. Maybe We're just playing wrong.
>>553000617bwo I didn't do it on purpose, I just had a couple super creek rainbows on this 20% stam uma, and nothing better to click
>>553000574you add dick cheese to your coffee?
>>553000174>difference between 800 power and 1200 power is 0.0007m/s^2>straightaway spurt gives 0.2m/s^2yeah, I'm sure power is gonna be the decider
ICE COFFEE!!
17 more star pieces until star lvl 3 hara!! each piece costs 2 in in the trophy store. hopefully there are more idol statue drops
>>553000574I can't believe there are Swiss who play this game
>>553000574Hola Paisano.
>>553000574>colombians
>>553000586her secret events are pretty crazy now but yeah don’t say it will never not jumpscare me
My peenits is in danger
Small Breather is pretty good for Triple 7s failsafe but it could proc too late but you take what you can get, too bad you'll need to go late surger
>>553000886Replace Creek with Hishiama
Wasn't creamer made specially for Coffee. Why is using it considered bad then?
>>553000574Dios mio
>>553000994what do you think about straight recovery?
botnet status: posting about coffee so he thinks he looks cool to everyone else
>>553000948You'll get them from the bingo cards after 4+. Just keep on playing during the event newfriend
>ChronoGenesis won't load in FireSHIT anymoreI've had it with this browser I'm switching to something else
>give tips to anons to enjoy coffee>somehow they interpreted it as a matter of being bad with dairy>not even lactose intolerantGuess it's too much to suggest reduction sugar and fat to the generation raised in red-40 and tylenol>>553000574I know exactly what country you're from. Nice women, awful government
ayabe on my face
>>553000714>he thinks it'll be any different from the front/pace dominance of virgo
>>553001095im on card no. 5 wanted to play more but the club dropped out of B rank and I dont want to make it look like im trying to keep it up, because it will let them all down. I am going to go mental and do a million farm runs soon though right now im only 372k points
>>553001180I drink neither coffee nor tea.
>>553000257 Fair enough, I really only play multiple careers a day during events or CMs that I think I have a chance with. If that’s not enough, I guess I’ll find a new club then
>>553000574Don't Russians add butter to their coffee? I don't think this is very weird
>>553001224
>>553000912you're right, I forgot Nakayama racetrack doesn't have any uphills, my bad
Take the vending machine coffee-pill
>>553001178Bro your ungoogled chromium?Librewolf?Brave?Qute?
>>553001238Bro you need to join an /uma/ club stat. It's not too late
>>553001180>Instead of saying "I'm not a fan of milk in coffee" or something similar he specifically says "ITS BAD FOR YOUR INSIDES AND MAKES YOU TAKE THE SHITS"You're literally saying "I can't deal with milk". If this was about some drink where you consume a whole liter or some shit I'd get it, but not when it''s about adding a tiny bit (few ml) or milk to fucking coffee
>>553001324as if that makes a difference
>>553001247>caffeine free bloodstreamJesus Christ how horrifying
>>553001084There are 3 straights on this track, I wouldn't count on it
>>553001180normal people dont get tummyaches from a teaspoon of milk in their coffee anon...
>>553001381nah 4chan will probably do some stupid/petty shit and I dont want my account to get hacked
>>553001363The boss ones are nice although small.
>>553001301What part of Russia?I know about tea
>>553001178works on my machinehave you tried loading up a clean profile?my firefox was completely fucked for a few months because I did some shit to it and when I finally reset my profile everything worked again
>>553001464Anon pls...>>553001428Yeah, never did and got through university and regular night shifts without too.
>>553000764that is possible but I'm gonna need a better spurt parent than my trash biwa
>>553001464Put a password and link your accs, and activate 2faNot that hardAnd of course don't give them an excuse to hunt you
>>553001438guess I'll remake my Oguri, got long S for her too
this is the best coffee I've ever had better than any large chain or small business
Okay but I reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really relaly really love Stego.
>>553001234>the front/pace dominance of virgoNot my experienceIn any case, the actual CM will be broadly the same as Virgo because everyone will have access to the unbricken skill. Hosting this event before everyone has access to it heavily favours Digital.
HOOOOOOOOOEH
>>553001180>give tips>as if adding milk is some war crimeI just enjoy it, I also add milk to tea, and drink warm milk before bed
>>553001637CIA
>>553001478They're automatically great because they did Uma collabs
>>553001642You don't know the first thing about her.
>>553001658Hoenn
>every time Oguri and Tamamo interact>it's just the bokke/tsukkomi routine every time, except the joke is they're both the country bumpkin, Oguri just even moreso
>>553001637Used to work with a guy that would just eat the packets without mixing it in a liquid.
>run kita + maya on a 0% spd uma>cap speed >alright>run kita + bakushin on a 10% spd uma>fail to cap speedBakushin is a fucking fraud.
>>553001693I'm actually NSA but close enough I guess
Is these + borrowed MLB Riko good?
>>553001714I wish there were more active uma collabs here, I missed the coffee, KFC, what next?
>>553001779and thats good
>>553001642>do not repostYou're in trouble now.
>I drink warm milk before bedokay ittle little baby anon
Mr. Sam Sung please don't break my legs
>>553001637Imagine actual viet coffeethe robusta hits so goodt.viet
>>553001790I don't care much for coffee, but that guy sounds kinda fun and based in a weirdo way.
>>553001180pearls before swine>>553001363>>553001714Are these types any good? I'm across the street from a Japanese supermarket.
>>553001834It's literally the one joke Japan has, it would be like if UK was still stuck in the Python era from the 70s
>>553001823for what? That's probably too much stamina if I had to guess
>>553001848Gentildonna cameo
>>553001945I tried real viet coffee one time from some hole in the wall and stayed up for almost 40 hours
>>553001823you're not running URA anymore
>>553001840Ojisan...I am 23, I enjoyed milk since my first conscious memory, The last thing I will drink in this life will be milk
>>553001969yeah they're pretty good warmed up. They have a bunch of different flavors, my favorite is the Cafe au Lait
>>553001714I'm more of a Milktea guy myself, the JP kind not the ones with boba, since they suit to my taste better but those canned ones are one of the only few coffees I can drink since they're not bitter. >>553001830They also collabed with an energy drink called ZONE or something
>>55300210823 not so bad
>>553002073HORSE COCK!
>>553001801>NSASorry to hear that mr.wall toucher>>553001958Dude was wiredThe kinda guy that would pull 3 shifts a row for shits and gigglesKnew his stuff though
I like a warm cup of milk with honey on a cold evening
>>553002073get out vtard
>>553002206are you 70
>>553002073I don't understand, where are they hiding it most of the time?
Marvelous Titsday's tits are so lewd man what the fuckobscene
Posts horse cock but no one wants to post horse manko
>>553002073TAMAMO DONT LOOK
>>553002335yeah we are gay herewe fuck stallion umas
>>553002278Imagine running and you jump over something but your cock gets stuck, or it's really coldIt's protection
>>553002269No, I am 32. It's really tasty and warms you from the inside for a bit.
why are chiyonofags so rude
>>553001982it's for next CM
>>553002206Same but I also put some nutmeg on top and it’s nice
>>553001249It's better that way. Changing how you play is just going to make you burn out faster. I hope you find a club that fits what you're looking for. Good luck
>>553002379>Imagine running and you jump over something but your cock gets stuckI'd play them a song on the world's smallest violin for being "cursed" with such problems
>awful mood before make debut not good parent run with borrow so far...
>>553001180https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6t5ImxL9cl/Filthy barbarians all of them
>>553001249AUTIS/uma/ DANCHOU POACH THIS ONE AND KICK THE FLATLINER
>>553002195>pull 3 shifts a row for shits and giggles>All while being able to back his shit up wiht skillsI respect that. Hell, in my school days friends and I would go to the corner shop, buy those dry insta noddle packs and eat them raw for the hell of it, partly cuz they were nice snacks.Granted, consuming a pack of instant coffee raw is a bit more hardcore, but to each their own.
So... bwos. I am considering using Air Shakur Wit on my aces for spurt. How bad can it be? Is it as terrible as /uma/ says?
>zero skill points leftCall the spark before new thread.
While we're at it. You can save 20% off your orders with my code "Umanko2026" at Black Rifle Coffee. You can support this thread and get some bang up coffee too.
if I'm not using riko is it still worth topping off my mood with recreation?
>>5530026752 gutsmedium 1
>>5530026752 power
>>553002663welfare nature from a while back is better lmao
>>553002675Speed 3* no whites
>>5530026752* SPD 1* MED
>>5530026752 pwr3 long
>>553002757sex with boys!
>>553002663use sweepy for that
>hey that run turned out pretty good, this is usable>look at my skill list again>realize that I don't have spurt because I swapped MLB sweep out of my borrow slotfuck me
>>553002608Eating those are or can still be understandable. Especially the ones on cup noodles since they're already flavored
somebody fucking bake
>>553002985No.
>>553002985https://jiggie.fun/U7G_thhttps://jiggie.fun/U7G_thhttps://jiggie.fun/U7G_th
>>553002985yada
Use my discount code and I'll make a new thread
>>553002663Just from my experience, when I was still a kitalet and couldn't choose between her and sweepy, I started using wit shakur and I'm not exaggerating but all my results back then were so horrible that I even one time got an 11k rating uma from unity.It's just not worth it
>>553002917Of course, but I hope you get the idea I'm trying to convey here. Eating raw noodles can be seen as odd or weird as well, even if it's these types here.
sex with umas
>>553003092some men just wanna watch /uma/ burn
>>553003141Isn't 11k pretty good?
>>553003272nogood in unity for kita lets was like 13k12k for averageskitahavers do 13-14k
>>55300327212k above is the minimum and 13k is the norm for unity with an MLB Kita deck
unity cup: bing bing bing bing bing pshing! bing bing bing
unity cup more like uppity cup
Who is the most boring uma?
>>553003503special week
>>553002739>>553002746>>553002762>>553002767>>553002859>no stamina replies2*blue but it was quite a sexy spark nonetheless.
>>553003503Suzuka
>>553003503BiwaGame Teio
>>553003368>>553003393I must be retarded, my average is like 10k
>>553003503daiwa or grass wonder
>>553003589H-how
I just abandoned a 2x TP borrow run because of a failed training
>>553003589what on earth decks are you using?
>>553003503Air Messiah
>>553003738>>553003738>>553003738>>553003738Not a Ryan thread
is there a way to simulate the algorithm of the race? i wanna play with some values (bad mood, low stam vs high etc) and see how it affects the racea website that does that would be fine too
>>553003589In UNITY!?I'm a complete shitter, but even my average in Unity is at least 11-13k10k is my average in URA, on a bad day.
>>553003613I have no idea>>5530037203 speed, 2 other, Riko, whatever highest levels I can put together that guides recommend
>>553003914Show picture of deck + average uma NOW (in new thread).
>>553001301Pretty sure butter coffee is an american "invention"
