Previous: >>552988721>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Cinderella Form), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>553003738oreng
xth for sweaty umas
ryan post
this thread will be better
>>552999970>>552999970How does this even work? You get 2-3 hours to train an uma? Only 1 run? Can bring any uma you want?
Been doing daily paid pulls. She just had to be cheeky and use my second to last Trainee ticket
why does vodka race in the kinen (long) anyway
is there a way to simulate the algorithm of the race? i wanna play with some values (bad mood, low stam vs high etc) and see how it affects the racea website that does that would be fine too!
>>553003932they should've made the non-g1 trackwear look like this
In this thread we laugh about LACTOSE INTOLERANT fags
7 and I take all your good pull luck for myself.
Just saw danchou kill an innocent man and then simply post The StickerI'm scared bwos............
>>553004000no. can only sim how often skills proc on what track on "race simulator uma" which is a shame, because they "cant sim all the horses", but really I would just want to race against the track (stam/guts) and get a time to find breaks
BUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
big stamina
>>553003738Treat yourself to a nice cup of coffee tonight. Or tea. Or juice. Or just plain water. I dunno, just choose whatever you prefer, I'm not your mom.
>>553003981Because she ran it IRL (and ate shit)
>>553004380what a dummy
>>553004324why are you training dober the scorpio cup is over
>>553003973it looks like it's fully unrestricted according to what i see in the discord
>>553003973>>553004430unfair advantage to people with better PC's
>>553004428Every cm from here on out is a bober cm
LOOK AT HER!!!!LOOK AT CURREN!!!!
>>553004000on the OP, the rentry has a Reference Document, the Reference Document has a Race Mechanics document at the very endthat pdf explains a huge part of every element of a race, most of the info coming directly from reverse engineeringif you want a website you can use umalator https://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/beware that umalator is a simplification, it only does 1v1 races, no lane movement, and skills that require conditions like blocked or surrounded are simulated with probabilities
>literally just an image of kitasan suppottheir intern is getting lazy
>>553004607seggsn
>>553004430The most retarded choice possible don't know why I'm surprised
>>553003981
https://jiggie.fun/5COmPnhttps://jiggie.fun/5COmPnhttps://jiggie.fun/5COmPn
Anyone know if this guy is planning to make space any time soon?
>>553004324Mayano always feels awful to use unless you get her friendship really early
How do I find a fat (skinny) wife I can cook for?
>>553004739basd sexy zenno rob roy
>>553004782what's his code, he might be in one of my discords
>>553004609
>>553004428parent. late and end is going to be good next CM
>check the gaslight guide>see thisHow does that even work?She's there to make other proper fronts or paces better?In that case wouldn't you be better off with a debuffer?
AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>553004838580134359583
>>553004921>She's there to make other proper fronts or paces better?Yes she helps fronts/paces build a big enough lead so that ends can't catch up. But if a Golshi procs NSM, it's jover
Orange
>Air Groove>Doesn't groove
how do I get a lesbian (straight) gf
>>553004492>>553004672well it says "competitive" but it looks like it's really just a side social meetup at a larger event going by the twitter post. doesn't even look like there's any prizes. everyone there will be there for the fighting games first and if they're into uma enough they'll show up at the event, but probably most of them aren't actually competitive in uma.
>>553004839Kawakami would show me the latest episode of Pretty Cure on her phone.
>>553004428If an inherited skill is good, the parent will have the upgraded version
>>553005000sadly, this guy's a ghost
Digitan LOVE
>>553005162yeah but she has long F and no stamina growth seems like a bad choice
>>553004047Is this a rhythm heaven song I don't know?
You’re looking for the pure souls of umamusume in the vile cesspits of the jaded human heart. You will find nothing but your own aching need.
>>553004609>:sparkles:Someone take away this nigga's paycheck for this week
>>553004170This one made it to 11k looking back at them all I'd call this like a high average
>>553005372CIA
Are Dober's rivals on steroids in her career or what? She can't win races at all even though my speed almost doubles them, last time I check Kiseki event is already over
oguri skating is canon
>>553005446bad unique for pve
>>553005428You wish.
>>553005126
God thinks he’s fucking FUNNY huh
tinymanhood cross
Bricked is so bricked
daring my tact gf
i hate training long aces
fumbled the borrow run for extraordinary empress vodka 1* guts 0 whites didnt even get 1100 speed (3 things went so wrong) but she won all the finals way more than the other runs, with 1000 speed 1100 power? owo
>>553005360Munchy Monk.
>>553004584thank you ano' very helpful
>instantly out of skill books without maxing a damn thingThey need to give us more ways to get them
>>553005580>99% for a mere 75not worth it
>>553005653medium is so easy because i can just use a debuffer from the first medium CM and only train 2 aces
>>553003738AlmondLove is looking for 1 more member. Don't flatline
>>553005389Anon... I don't know what you're doing, but you're doing it wrong.
>>553005732truetakes monthsthen doesnt even carry over to other costumes (got lvl 1 hint for hydrate on oguri to roll white sparks)
Is shadow break any good for a late?
>stamina training is base +7 Stamina>power training is base +4 Staminaso I have power cards with +1 stamina ...power training is stamina training
>>553005798Pushy/Horny girl x Oblivious/Dense guy is one of my favorite tropes unironically
>>553005832At this rate by the time I max out all of XOguri's skills, Anime Oguri will be out. That's how long this shit is gonna take
>>553005885depends on the trainer :)
>>553005798
>>553005773my power and stam cards sucki like mile and med because i can just unga bunga 3spd2wit1riko
The most dangerous Sakura
>>553005831Then I have the same problem. Bad parents?Share your knowledge with the class.
>>553005959XOgurin is cuter and Stego is stronger so I'll skip animu ogu
>>553000578I love her Hoeehhh during Unity races
>>553005993
hoeh…
Are you having fun, torena?
>>553006126>falco screams "HOE"Dissing Curren Chan in game.. I kneel
>>553006186
for me its the sleepers
>>553006227No.
I'm convinced half the thread doesn't play the game
A buddy showed me how to get 60 fps, now the game is way more enjoyable and responsive unlike the stuttery mess it was at launch
WAIT!
>>553006362you dont play the game
>>553006307trvke
>>553006264
Why is Maya in every event?
>>553006385Doing that can get you banned you know
>>553006424Because she's cute and funny
>>553006362There's a game??
>>553006406
>>553006393You lost the game
>>553006424shes the sexy horse
>>553006448JPiggies have been using this mod for a few year now, it's as harmless as FGA
>>553006092Oguri is my favorite uma, I can't skip
>>553006362Game?You mean posting stickers and making shoe requests?
>>553006424she wasn't in the last one THOUGH
MAYANO TOP GUN IKUYOOOO
>>553006524
Kek it's spreading even to the japs now
>>553006362I literally just finished my 3 career runs for the day
22 days until my TT dirt is finally unbricked...
>>553006753In all seriousness, who's to blame for this? I've met all kinds of people of different politics and religions and they don't care about Christmas. In fact, a lot of them celebrate it as a gift-giving occasion
Is there a schedule for Transfer Request events? When is the next one?Thanks in advance.
>>553006362This game SUCKS
Struggling as always to build for Long CM. I will send 1 End and 2 Late Surgers. What deck do I use for Late? Stats seem lacking it I max speed. Is On Your Left still good or can I just rely on Pump, NSM and Dober's ult? pls help...
>>553006826why 22 days
>>553006692
Is there a TT score calculator? Or do we at least know the formula for TT scores?No idea what I should be aiming for.
>>553006826I've just accepted that I am in an eternal struggle of>advance from rank 5>knocked down to rank 5Every 2 weeks
>>553006623I like her as well, and her anime outfit is great but the head looks kinda goofy to me
>>553006848The translation is in house by cygames but it's based in California so as usual it's agenda pushing from the cucks there
>>553006848You know... it's "them".
>>553006901Post your spreadsheet and maybe we can help
>>553006858bakshin is so fit post more bakshin thighs
Does Stamina Eater count for Xmas Oguris' ult? I'm assuming no since its a red skill and not a recovery but it does heal you
>>553006848the blame lies partially with whoever cygay hired to do the localization and partially with cygay themselves for not having anyone properly check that the localization wasn't retarded
>>553006901You see the scores for everything after you finish the race, press the info button.
>>553006424When you need someone that can cheer everyone up, she is the perfect character
>>553006424lolicons are the highest spenders
>>553006753If they had gone and bleeped out Christmas I would understand. But they don't. Christmas is still there. What's the problem with burgers and subtitles? Sometimes you REFUSE to read them, but now you absolutely need them otherwise you wouldn't understand the Japanese girls saying "merry kuristumasu"...? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
>>553007013It does! You can get the gold version off of Cafe’s card in a couple weeks.
>>553006865NY ulala!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5Qb7Uo6Mt4
where she going
>>553006753good, trannylators deserve the rope
>2 double circles, 3 single circlesFUUUUUCK, THIS RUN WAS PERFECT
>>553007024It ranges anywhere from 15k to 40k per uma. That doesn't tell me anything useful.
>>553006424If you aren't christian then christmas is mostly seen as a thing for kids and Mayano is one of the most popular "kid" characters
>>553005523>>553006227My lovely trainee.
>>553005446You need power and guts. She still will job but much less
>>553007124It tells me a lot. Your uma has too many skills that are hard to activate.
yeah lower when you lose and higher when you win, which should tell you something... should help you build your umas
>>553006985
>>553007101to Oguri's dorm
tokai raped
>>553006848The localizer subhuman who did that is either jewish or a white woman with purple hair. Take your pick
you guys can't just blame them for everything
>>553007101To her trainer's house
>>553007215sexo!
>>553006227I tell myself to not get mad after a CM loss but my mood is still awful. Club I'm in is slacking. I'm losing the will to do fan runs since I feel like I'm the only one...
I want Mejiro
>>553005523Weeb Wonder will never be a nipponjin. She should just retire and be "The picture of a Southern Belle" instead.
>>553006362Unironically yes, I don't.
>>553006848Their hired localizers are based in california so it was fucked from the start
>>553006848it's the global server not the american server, so the in-house localizers just changed it to holidays as a generalization and no supervisor or higher-up cared enough to change it back to christmas
>>553006848Cygames inhouse localizers are from Indonesia iirc. They have been doing the same thing to GBF for almost a decade now. Christmas and Santa is a thing in that game but they still do this happy holiday shit. Also they censored a cross in a skill icon just cause.
>>553007269hmmmmmmmmmmmmm maybe if they stop ruining all the things i rike
>>553007120I have more trust in winning unity when its a bunch of circles and triangles than when its double circles and circles
>>553007092Nice, I got it via inherits and wanted to check - the umalator showed my oguri being much faster with it so I'm really glad I picked it up
>>553007430You got your logic backwards. "Happy Holidays" is a US thing
>>553007569So... it's only burgers complaining about this like a bunch of babies? That makes a lot of sense!
>>553007430>it's the global server not the american serverSame thing>inb4 euros saying hurr no it's notThe internet is very america-centric, it is
now go run in the arima kinen
>>553005389What are your parents? If I were you I would drop Fuku since you already have nice natie for wit. For spirit bursts you should try and pop them on your desired stats, HOWEVER, early on if you feel like you'll lose unity races, then, pop them wherever.For choices, ALWAYS, or at least as much as possible, get the energy recovery choices.Kitasan herself too is still very lacking at MLB2, MLB3 is where she shines. So if you have other speed cards, you should try it.
>>553006858What's this edit from?
Avoid the bots by adding Christmas to your filters until next September
wow vodka 3rd in a three-way neck and neck maybe if it wasnt so close she couldve won
Is this the better or worse hoeh?
>>553007430Let's be real here, "global server" is just a nice way of saying "NA server" because it's not Singapore and the UK that they're trying to tap into the market of. It's the country of 350 million people with more collective spending power than any other country and that only speaks english.
>>553007452I don't remember that at all from GBF. Also, indogs celebrates Christmas, they love that shit even.
people that dont play the game come here from pol to talk about politics in the anime horse girl racing sim
>>553007965Do niggers play with umas?
>>553007943From what I've heard that one is pretty good, but don't quote me on that.
>>553006901>>553007124the Reference Document has a lot to say about TTbut very basically, make sure all 3 umas are in different styles and that they have lots of skills that are consistent to proca skill like NSM might be good for CMs but it's inconsistent, while a skill like Rushing Gale which is trash for CM is very consistent and therefore good for TTwhat matters is proccing lots of skills and not being 6th or below, each style also gets a bonus for positioning and that's why having different styles is important
>>553007686Yesss! Me too!
>>553008038I saw at least one black streamer try it, and never underestimate the black weeb.
>>553007943>SleevelessBetter obviously.
>>553007943The Rotund Avian alt is the strongest. That one is kinda meh
>>553007664>>553007430the "global" servers are in california, it's very much a US issue
theres at least one black here, some are saying
>>553007965pull out the earnings by country chart NYOW
>>553005531The actual horse was known for his skating ability.
>>553006753I'm actually kind of happy this is being noticed. Users are being banned on steam for mentioning it, leddit locks any thread that dare try to start anything about it. Discord I wouldn't know because I don't use that site.>>553006848I wouldn't blame anyone if they're just trying to be neutral BUT they outright removed any mention of "Christmas" on sentences like "Christmas Present" "Christmas Tree" "Christmas Star" so it has to be the jews
>>553007943You need her
4 HOURS>4 HOURS4 HOURS>4 HOURS4 HOURS>4 HOURSPULL PULL PULL BEFORE YOU FORGET
>>553008342I have her.
>sloptuber discussion>club drama>CB propaganda>Gas light advice for CM>umanko postingIs this /uma/ in general? What else is missing?
>>553007979It was Juliet s1 that had a cross and I think a sage skill that got changed to generic skill icons.I think Will too. It was like 8 years ago.
>>553008342I’m not gambling on a .75 chance with 3000 carrats to my name.
anon fighting a global war in his gay little head
>>553008342Only if she dresses up in cosplay for me.
>>553008342I'm touching myself to her exposed armpits as we speak.
>>553008459oreng
>>553008342I'll pick her up when I scout forty 3* uma in one spark on the all uma banner.
>>553008342I wasn't going to but then I found this image and now I love her
>>553008342I did my dailies She didn't come home.
This shit is literal torture, I'm just using my CM5 mayano
Wait Ardan is right after the Valentine banner??Fugg,,,
>>553008459>CB propagandaMake that any-Uma-trainee-who-has-not-released-yet-on-Global propaganda.
rank 2 unity cup!
>>553008445>
>>553008650deck? sparks?
>>553008195cygames does have an US embassy, but unless the uma and gbf localization teams are different (and knowing how cygames operates they 100% aren't) then their translations should still be done by minimum wage SEA hires and not leftists who get sick at any mention of Christ
>>553008650Just buy the fourth grey recovery. Stop being greedy.
>>553008650Wouldn't this rinse your CM5 mayano
>>553008650You're way too overstammed bwo
>>553006858>What deck do I use for Late?Kita/Eishin/Riko/Rice or Creek for Maestro/Another speed if you need it/Whatever you want whether it's another power card (preferably with stam bonus) or a wit cardOYL is even more inconsistent than gambling on these longer tracks so I'd avoid it this time, you can take Slick Surge though.>Stats seem lacking it I max speedYou should use your spirit bursts on other stats if you're having problems with that and/or get better sparks (try to find Umas with a lot of URA finale sparks)
>>553008186>>553008341I guess I will be Falcon-less for years
>>553004980nattie is CUTE
They all forgot we didn't have Christmas gibs. Hehe
>>553007215Ayyy lmao
So Is the Marvelous Sunday SSR card from the event any good?
>>553008906japan gives new years gibs instead
>>553008906bro... christmas events start in like 2 weeks for us
>>553008038Yeah.>t. black guy
>>553008994free golden cleats
>>553008906if I don't get another 4500 in gibs by end of this month I'm quitting personally
>>553008994yeah it's a must have for F2Ps next scenario
>>553005602I’m doing 60 energy runs danchou it is what it is
>>553008994It’s completely worthless right now but Marvelous for MANT. Do NOT cleat.
its "its on!" a good skill
>>553009069That cope already stopped making sense the time they gave us January gibs
Post something innocent and cute!
>The paypig whale I follow always has the meta picks for CM every week>This time it's a Power Dober with Ryan/OguriI always appreciate you mate.
>>553008856>OYL is even more inconsistent than gambling on these longer tracks so I'd avoid it this timeNTA but that's good news to meI'm in the process of creating a new long Dober because the one I have doesn't have OYL and I'm only gambling with NSM and Straight Accel. Maybe I'll build something else for today
>>553009169go take a look yourself if you don't believe me, current event and banner started at the end of november and the real christmas uma was Tamamohttps://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha/history?server=ja&type=char&year=2021
>>553009412so the free 100 pulls (fuku and tama combined) ARE the christmas gibs...
>>553009224But you already did it yourself?
>>553008719
My bro...
>>553008751why do you say they would be different?it looks like GBF also avoids using the word ChristmasI don't play the game, but the Christmas Tree outfit version is called "Holiday"
>>553009509pretty much, they always put christmas and new year's rewards together
>>553009230I like her son more.
>>553009224
>>553007752It was 9* stam + 2* power 4* stam
>>553008719Why does your version have sleeves but mine doesn't?Do the random events change depending on season or something? I've been playing the game for hundreds of hours now but never noticed.
Autis/uma/ danchou... Our flatliner clearly has no intention of playing.
>>553009878>Do the random events change depending on season or something? I've been playing the game for hundreds of hours now but never noticed.yesI miss a lot but that's one of the first things I noticed, which is why I'm happy we're finally getting the winter school outfits in like a week, so your umas can match with the ones in the lobby
sex with bakushin
>>553009878anon...the uniforms change between the summer and winter variants depending on IRL season...You are playing a JAPANESE gacha game...how did you not know this...
>>553005389>>553009756I'd say stop using wit cardsthat's a style specific to speed growth umas and mlb decks using stamina, power, and even guts cards can improve your umas
>>553010059That'd be fucking retarded.
>>553008751SEA LOVE christmas, if they censor it it means the order comes from (((them)) from above
some guts cards go pretty hard, over wit cards >>553010105stupid horse bitch and manipulator
>>553005291What exactly are you trying to get at?If your idea of fun is pic related for like the 5th time except with +3 christmas oguris this time, then go ahead, it's your callBut maybe at a certain point it's worth asking yourself how many more platinums exactly do you need before you allow yourself to start having fun and playing something other than the 3 sloptuber approved horses every cm
Kawakami
do heals earn the same points as whites in TT?
>>553008994It's good for cleating yeah
>>553009756>9* stam + 2* power 4* stamClearly parents are not the problems. Maybe you're using wit training as a way to recover energy too much or at least more than needed. Try to make your speed cards' friendship high while also stepping on chevrons(arrows). Shift to training your stats from classic summer camp onwards, but before then, try to pop blue chevrons.
>>553010304she found the hidden penis (mine) also I got hot spring ticket hara today, but came 2nd in the finals and didnt clock it because it wasnt the new ace or parent and she didnt need the finals
>>553010059CHOWA
>>553010337
>>553010059>sex with bakushin>she's a prem ej>tells you she can go all night but only lasts a single round>allows you to bakushin in her bakushin until you're both bakushinCute
>grab both santa mayano and kitasan>8 consecutive turns with nothing on speedSpeciality priority is a scam
>>553009670I'm saying they could be different because uma is a much more important project than GBF right now as that game is about to hit 12 years in 2 months so one takes more priority they have gone out of their way to make global only content for uma while for granblue all they have done is sponsor vtubers to play the fighting game, otherwise the global side is basically non-existent
Sundays tits look really aggressive here
>>553008342I got her on my 5th dailies
>>553010435>she>ejaculate??
I got spooked by doto, can I get a qrd on this cow?
bwos what the fuck is going on today my speed cards are straight up gone from training and stamina cards are showing up just in speed
got the event card fully uncapped now one more borrow run (vodka) to do then I can do whatever, and today that is fan runs with all this toughness from the event
>>553009551While you're obviously correct, you're meant to post more Chiyo, not like the Curren faggot that dared reply to me.
>>553010429Cutie
>>553010590>doesn't know what ejaculation meansFucking virgins
>>553010597
>>553009670Did they also avoid using the word Christmas on dialogues? Haven't played for a lot of years but I remember they don't censor it on dialogues.
>>553010524>first scene with Mayano IN A WINTER EVENT is her exclaiming how much she wants to stripI just laugh at how cunnypilled this character is sometimes, she'd fit right into blue archive
Attention /uma/dacchis!Request inbound: Post your favorite NTR imageThat is all
I need more follower spots dammit
>>553010651ejaculation is specific to males, you mean squirting
>>553008342I rolled as soon as banner was up
>I was standing here, by the posters, trying to imagine what it would be like to have a poster or ME hanging here what a fucking narcissist
>>553010706You already posted it
>>553009164Yeah. Not many situations where you won't be overtaking someone
>>553010706It’s the one with Settlers of Catan on her forehead
>>553006848We all know damn well (((who))) is to blame for this.
>>553010094Eye-opening... I didn't know
Which club should I join? What do they mean by flatline?
Sundayman...
I dont understand "good endings" desu. supposedly it is clearing the finals but the number isnt going up at all on my account, even though I win 9/10 times >>553010831nvm I didnt get professor of curvature lol
I lost two CMs in a rowNon stop winning to total loser, idk what im doing wrong, my teams feel strong, i use my favorite + two soulless meta picks
>>553008342Already secured. Shame I had to spark Xoguri though.
>>553010628>I can do whatevergo live :3
>>553010706
sorry I keep doing that even though if you were to become I wouldn't mind but just be careful or else it might happen again because that's how it went last time just keep that in mind please
Fellas what if I devote all my time and energy to Long Dober attempts
>>553011061
>>553010962if he ever gets added to the game I can see artists making the joke of having over 100 kids
>>553010986bad = fail career goalsnormal = complete all goals but fail URAgood = complete all goals and win URA finals
>>553010945>What do they mean by flatline?Just play the game kitten>Which club should I join?B+ kitten
>>553010962>king halo grandparent. suzuka grandparent lmao this is literally my umas for my 16-spark KH>>553011041cant stream desu I dont have alcohol for forever rn (or heating) and I dont want to sit there shivering for you all
>>553010697Yes
>>553011072You can do it. I build a distance aptitude F uma for a previous CM and don't regret it one bit.
>>553011072i did this with failed medium current attempts. godspeed anon.
>>553010597Her career is fun to read. It's basically also Opera O's career
thank you ryan!!
>>553010962It do be like that sometimes
>>553011072you totes should, two inspiration procs aren't that hard just try to stack pinks as hard as possible
vodka looks like a good uma to farm on parent runsand fan runs, too. if she gets long A
>>553011072I'm going to build sprint Gold Ship for the sprint CM so I think you should do it.
>>553011061Huh?
>>553011223>(or heating) and I dont want to sit there shivering for you allyou shouldn't have to live like this nigga :c
>>553008342If I want her later, I will get her with paid selector. Unfortunately, the calculator said that I don't have enough carats to spark her + spark Tama + 400 pulls in either Nice Nature or orange Mambo (I still haven't decide which SSR I will pull, but not having the option sucks).
>>553006227No this game makes me fucking seethe in rage every dayLeft 2 out of 3 borrow runs today and I actually regret spending time finishing the one I didn't leave
>>553011305Doto Chocolate, the distant relative of Dubai Chocolate
>>553011001>idk what im doing wrongYou are not running 3 of your favorites and losing to luck
>>553011386tfw I was able to do that to my TT Sprint Goldshi during my early days of playing since I found it fun experimenting with aptitudes
>>553010597Be careful with Doto, she can ruin your life
hey anons, Id appreciate advice to make a long rice for the next CM.I have everything stats wise figured out, that's no problem, just a matter of highroll.... but I'm really stuck when it comes to skills.Paces only have prepared to pass and head-on as late race accels and I really don't get them often, I don't know if there is a way to better get them, Finemo can give prepared to pass or speed star so I guess that's fine but head on? I really cannot find a way to get that one besides dumb luck in aoharu hints roulette.Any other skill I can use for pace late race accel in long?
>>553011416I know nigga crack smokers on unemployment somehow have got better lives than me
>>553011119I bet all the Tachy like the moomoo fag would pivot to him because apparently they only love Tachyon because of his children, his brothers and his potential that was never realized, and Sunday Silence is basically all that Tachyon never was and more
>>553011223
>>553011386I will also be doing that
I know. nigga crack smokers on unemployment playing umamusume in 2026
they finally add scout tickets to the friendship shop aaaaand they're overpriced as fuck
>>553011119He is in the game.
>>553010697I dunno, I don't even know if they have voicelines but just going through the wiki you can easily find the same shit as in umamusume
>>553011719Why do you only Rainbow Shards? Mine has a whole Crystal for the same price?
>>553011707I've seen nigga crack smokers in my city and that is a funny mental imageI doubt their phones would last long though if true
>>553011778Sunday SIlence flat chest confirmed
>>553011001You're not running 3 soulless meta pick
>>553011778MEDS NOW!
daily my pogchamp KH sparks post >>553011719I dont have rainbow shards in my friends point shops :(
>>553011072distance F is not that bad, I did use Eishin Flash on Virgodistance G is whole 'nother beast
Finally.
>>553011719>>553011851mine doesn't have any shard or crystali guess if you miss them from gifts/events, they're added to the shop?
I hate agemasen cards
>>553010962can't wait for him to appear in the new scenario with ebayan
>>553011965Cute Pasa
>>553011119Anon, a lot of the cast had children in the hundreds or thousandsthe difference with Sundayman was that basically every crop of his kids was dominant, and after his death, his kids continued the trend, and now he appears in like 90% of pedigrees of all graded race winners in japan
>>553011965lmao if I didnt have this horse from the start somehow I wouldve been running dirts with just oguri cap and a trash hara
>>553011991>i guess if you miss them from gifts/events, they're added to the shop?Nope, mine doesn't have it either
>>553011778Friend...The fact that her campaign ended that way made me assume they had no intentions to add Sunday Silence
kingu halo ano?
>553012189lmaoo this trainer missed rainbow shard drops
Oguri kisama...
>3* URA>1* witAAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE
depressed and hungrya pizza ought to fix it...
>>553011236>>553011796Damn. I guess their localizers have always been a trouble or a ticking timebomb
>>553012612Fat fuck.
>>553011851I got a gold uncap crystal instead…I got robbed…
https://x.com/zkurishi/status/2008899148045783461Holy fucking shit the anti-censorship japanese politician got the wind of christmas censorship in GlobalHOLY FUCK AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's gonna be so much fun when spark reroll function drop brows... I would literally only play just for the spark gambling alone
>>553012612anyon...
>>553012218It's because adding him may cause unnecessary problems and trouble within the game and honse racing itself.Some muricans still claim that Sunday Silence is theirs despite basically abandoning him
>>553011538please anons respond, I'm getting desperate with training paces that are not teio (who has both accels in her kit)
>>553012625it's been like this since 2016 so no one really gives a fuck, you could argue that's a problem itself but GBF has way bigger problems right now to care about that
>>553011538Technically the new Mayano card, but it is an Agemasen…
>>553012703>Japanese Politicians are getting involvedOH FUCKING BOY LETS GO
>>553012218>adding horse that never raced in japan or against japanese horsesyeah?
>>553012703KEK
>>553011778100 children with manhattan cafe...
She's 100% useless right?
>>553012875>>553011538No
>>553012703B-but I thought this was a non-issue and only american christian chud incel boomer gamergaters cared...!
"crystals in shop" is bait right
>>553012703
>>553013093big head can give head
>>553012823It was interesting seeing arguments over that when the news about Forever Young came up. Burgers claiming Forever Young is also basically theirs because Sunday Silence blood.
>>553012703It's the politician guy who got the japanese government on hot pursuit of Mastercard/Visa
>>553012703HAPPY HOLIDAYS GUYS :D
>>553012969better than nothing I guess, I have my own lb0 finemotion so I guess that's it for prepared to pass, didnt know mayano had it...but...fuck its random too
>>553007408Next great christian movement in Japan will be from otakus so disgusted by overseas atheists (jews) that they turn to god.
belno light
>>553012703LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOnips are going to save Christmas and the game
>>553011538you fish for head-on with unity hintsalso grab nsmworst case ignited spirit pwr^ which means less wit thus brickpace is mostly velocity gamingso tldr get nsm and pray for head-on, otherwise just stay velocity and good unique inherits. triumphant pulse is good for arima
How can I summon a Manhattan Cafe succubus / tulpa that can be bred?Asking for academic reasons
>>553012875Is nsm not good this cm?
>>553012703https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7cq_8WLdU4
>>553013330Drink coffeeLay coffee in your bedroom before you go to sleepGet coffee-scented cologneHave coffee with your every meal
>>553013237>replaced christmas>wants you to pay her so she'll give you what's yours in the first place(((King Halo)))
>>553013330you know succubus breed you till you are dead right? it's not like they will wait until you recover everyday
>>553013309thanks, I guess head-on is really dumb luck, I will go for triumphant pulse for my laisu>>553013363I did a few testing matches and it works just fine, but I want more accels
Whoever posted this deck 1-2 days ago, while giving me advice on how to improve my playstyle... Thank you so VERY very much!Thanks to you I finally got my very first S Uma!The entire second half of Y3 I was thinking "Wait.. is this THE run? Thinks are going awfully nice regarding Power...", making the skill picking phase all the more nerve wrecking for me.
>>553011426I really hope they add paid selector to all the half anniversaries that weren't in JP. 1 a year really stinks and it seems like easy money from the dolphins.
>>553013309>which means less wit thus brickNot if you get it from a white white sparkGet farming
>>553011538For head-on, use honses with one as reward for their secret events, fish them from unity sparks, or Mayano card but it's AGEMASEN(50/50)For speed star, if you can drop your borrow for another card, Chiyono O stamina is a sure gold hint.>other skill I can use for pace late race accelNSM or wait for guides to say which inherited unique can work for Arima Kinen. I'm guessing SfV might work but I'm not sure.I still haven't started building for CM8 and because I'm waiting for meta to shift or to form so I can counter or adapt to them before I actually start building.
>>553013506head on from borrow new maya is alrightit's rng but on the first event in the chain so easy to glue
>>553012703Awwwww shhiiieeeet
>>553013330>He doesn't know how to make a tulpalmao
>>553012703I see this guy crying on my for you page every couple of hours lmao
>>553011538Use a trainee with only Pace as A so you'll have higher chances of getting it from hints
>553013774Good.>CryEat shit Israel
thank you cygames, i knew my faith in you was warranted
>>553013485Sounds like a win-win>>553013658I used to browse /x/ before that time, and last time I went there it was filled with closet gay christians and wiccan wannabees and shit scp rejects so not againTutorial please?
>>553012703>>553012973>>553013020>>553013152>>553013303Im shocked how much of this thread doesnt use twitter, this guy cries 24/7 he's essentially just a Japanese /pol/poster
>>553013629SFV and Red Shift are trash here, that's why Pace is in a rough position.
>>553014085uh oh trannylator melty
>>553013825Whoops fucked up my reply, meant for >>553013774
>>553012703We're saving Christmas
>>553014085>implying you are responding to multiple people
>>553013330>tulpathis shit is so gayit's just self-inflicted hallucinations "making a tulpa" is on par with huffing nitrous oxide or jenkem
so what's stopping me from using regular Oguri instead of the christmas version if pulse activates at the perfect time
>>553013969OUR Idol...And Smart Falcon
>Him and the later Victoria Mile winner Ascoli Piceno were childhood friends. That's cute. I wonder if they'll make this Dia and Kita but with actual basis from irl then
>>553014124I guess I'll try using other velo inherits once I start building. Can also try Pasa or Angling idk. Will try once I start building for CM8
>>553003503Meisho Doto
>>553014259I don't buy huffing anything anymoreLast time I huffed rubbing alcohol and all it did was give me a bad headache
>>553013774>>553014085Doesn't change the fact that the current sitting PM basically promotes domestic japanese anime culture and promotes preserving anime media and even harks at foreigners soiling it.
>>553014085you're gonna lose your job
>>553014415Doto gives excellent paizuris so she's not boring at all
>>553014085you're getting replaced by a clanker
i LOVE christmas don't get me wrong, but is the whole holidays thing really a big deal?
>>553014472he should do something instead of arguing on twitter all day every day then
>>553014560if it's not a big deal then why change it?
>>553014085you dont play this game
>>553014560if it wasn't, there'd be no reason to change it
>>553014085Takaichi wants to use anime to project japanese soft-power and is against censorship of it
>>553014560It's a matter of principle and free fucking speech and respecting different cultures that aren't your own. I'm not a christians, but the religion and Christmas itself are a big part of my countries culture, so I can't simply go "fuck this crap" and pretend to re-write facts of life by using fan-fiction.
>>553014560i am a loyal soldier of santa and i will fight to the death for him
>>553014560It's mostly because of how many times CHRISTMAS have been replaced or removed during the event. Doesn't help that you can hear the characters say Christmas out loud and you can understand it but it translates to another thing or disappears magically.
How the fuck do you win as pace chaser when some faggot brings triple front?I was watching some JP cm meta videos and you can't win as pace chaser if some faggot uses triple front, most pace skills require to be in the front pack which is position 2 and 3, not even Chrono Genesis can proc her shit when there is 3 fronts
>553014731anon fighting that global war in his head
>>553014560jelly filled donuts
You guys should be nicer to me.
>>553014874arms race for bigger nige
>>553014796>and free fucking speechSounds like you're whining about Cygames' freedom of speech to me.
>>553014905 >>553014560Eat your Hamburger, bigot
>>553014874Mid pack gamblingOr be XOguri
>>553014614well now that one of her cronies found out about it, it will get to her eventuallycyberagent is one of those japanese companies after all, a few translators losing their job wont hurt
>>553014223How did (You [Me]) know?!
>>553014874This is true even to our current meta and during CM7. My 2 Pace 1 late team jobs hard if the front exceeds the count of 3
>>553014560Posting this with Bourbon is devious
>>553014725>>553014731that's true>>553014796that too, maybe i'm too desensitized>>553014808kek>>553014849oh yeah that is the most egregious thing out of this>>553014905>>553015014i actually forgot that was a thing here you guys are right
>>553015047That translator has a family he provides forThis isn't that big of a deal
>>553014959>Freedom of Speech =/= Right to purposefully lie and mistranslate something in bad faith
>>553014560Only to retards. It's a clumsy translation choice that's more harmful than it is helpful and it should be fixed, but the main fuel for the excitement over it here is surely superficial culture war addiction. Look how often people bring up Jews, Californians, or wokeness in connection with it, even though nobody has bothered to try to find out the actual identities of the translators/managers who made the choice or the actual intentions behind it. Wait another few weeks and it'll be almost entirely forgotten here, because these free speech champions don't actually care very much about free speech; they just want new grievances.
>>553015016How do you midpack gamble? What are you gambling for
AAAAIIEEEEEEESHIRAOKI-SAMA WHYYYYY DOUSHITEE
>>553015153Glad we came to a mutual and civil understanding!
>>553015163> >Freedom of Speech =/= Right to purposefully lie
https://jiggie.fun/fakeedgesrealteiohttps://jiggie.fun/fakeedgesrealteiohttps://jiggie.fun/fakeedgesrealteiohttps://jiggie.fun/fakeedgesrealteioYou can't run in the Tokai Stakes but you can piece together a Tokai Jiggie
I don't think I am autistic enough to care about this whole happy holidays shit, I mean its so trivial.
uma for this feel?
>>553015057Botting is so rampant nowadays it becomes easy to recognize with even half a brain.
>>553015419I wonder how quickly you will care once this becomes about Hanukkah, Kwanza or whatever the fuck brown people celebrate gets ereased
>>553015456Doto
Losing a CM after having a team i worked really hard to make is just demoralizing. Especially so when it happens twiceCan you guys convince me to keep playing or suggest something to make the fun come back? I dont wanna let my club down and start flatlining but I am seriously bummed out
>>553014874>How the fuck do you win as pace chaser when some faggot brings triple front?I saw like 10 retards using that strategy and all of them lost to my 700 stamina Suzuka
>>553015556I literally couldn't care less about any of this shit lmao
>>553014281Christmas version has a much prettier outfit. You can't go back to the normal racewear after seeing it. Even if the game starts letting you choose racewear more freely, you'll know in your heart that there's a mismatch
>>553015575feels good when you ein6
>>553015575Why did they lose?
Now that's what I'm talking about
>>553015158>This isn't that big of a dealonly for people who don't care about UmamusumeIf you care about the franchise, then you care about the quality of the translation
>>553015456Scarlet
/uma/hjong still has some spots open. A Rank club that only asks you to be actively racing and trading shoes. We do play jong occasionally. Apply today
>>553015575can't. I'm just aiming to qualify from now on because the game actively punishes you for putting any effort in these events
Can someone post a pic with all the upcoming umas for the next 2 years-ish on global please? I think pics like those were floating around at global's launch
>>553015575Fun comeback?Select your 6 favorite umas in your rosterCheck which 3 would be a better match for this next CMGo full waifu with your selection even if it's suboptimal or not "good"
I really hate how every hobbyspace, every social media outlet, every online forum is just /pol/ or omega giga reddit now (or both)As it turns out the people who said "i just wanna talk about video games" were full of shit
>>553015419You don't have a decade-long hatred for translators and localizers making a retarded decision out of incompetence or for meaningless brownie points
>>553015827This is why we need to post more porn
>>553015575You really have to go into CM with the goal of just reaching A finals and watching the final coin flip.I consistently have a 60-80% winrate every CM and have never won.My friend luckshat his way into round 2 group A with a single 3/5, then A finals with a single 3/5, then platinum with a 25% WR, not for the first time.Finals is just pure luck.
>>553015721I would if I was ethically and morally opposed to promote the existence of mahjongMost satanist thing invented since the roulette and the literal murder of christ
>>553015767
>>553015158Maybe he should’ve thought about that before putting his political ideas ahead of bringing food to his cats
>>553015827"I just wanna talk about video games" folks are long dead and gone
>>553015981yeah that's it
>>553015827Even horse girl gacha cant escape the culture war brain rot
>>5530156896 front room, my maruzensky designed to beat suzuka sat in 5th the whole time and made 0 effort to move up, and my oguri who was pace was just dead last (she even had pump) some random who had medium A wonNot only did I get third i think my best performing uma got 5th or 6th idk
>>553015827If the only arguments used were the ones about it being a mistranslation and not include any culture war stuff would it stop being /pol/ or reddit?
>>553015575I feel you. This was me during CM3. I was pretty bummed out for like half of the month and I took it easy at that time. I told my danchou about it and he said it's fine.Then when CM4 was near I suddenly got the motivation to play again to make my oshi and honses win. Which I did win.
>>553015827Just filter out the common words and it gets comfyOr make your own discord server with pals and ban anyone who brings politics for more than 3 consecutive messages and umprompted
daaaaaaabiiiiiiii
How do you even search clubs by ID anyway?
>>553015827the games/hobbies are being politicized in the first place, so people are naturally going to talk about it
>>553015981
>>553014917Never.
>>553015575It's the Arima Kinen. Just run your favourites.
>>553013524What was the advice?
Should they shave they tails so they can run faster?
>>553015772Ignore the dates, this was made on launch iirc so they're just wrong
>>553016110but teio can't win cms
>>553016121I had a discord server with palsThey all got girlfriends but me. Worst part is the girls all seem nice and most of them are soon to be married so no hope of a rebound.The final nail in my chest is that they ALL met them on dating apps after trying for only 6 months or less, while my hinge account is 5 years old with money put into it with nothing to show for it.
>>553016375NYOOO THATS A LIE
>>553015575I would still be happy if I get good winrates and farmed carats from the rounds, plat medals aren't all that shit. If you win one CM you've won them all
>>553016072Unlucky roll? Rushed and gassed out? Outaccelerated with raw power?
i need more gibs for tama
>>553016262Nothing too special really, if I remember right it just came down to popping more bubbles on Pow, maybe something about parents as well.Went with a 9 Stam and 9 Pow parent and popped whatever bubble showed up on Pow, which weren't many, but clearly enough. My Speed rainbow luck has been absolute dog shit as well, which is probably why his stats were better compared to mine.
>/pol/ brown globalbab thirdies arguing over some localizationNext thread will be better
>>553015158inb4 said translator gladly praised companies firing and banks freezing accounts from "problematic users"The pendulum is swinging hard and no amount of pity will be enough to spare those who attacked autists that only wanted big tits, loli wives and gfe videogames>>553015827Blame gamergate, and people who used that as an excuse to accumulate power and influenceOnce you find the usual suspects and the ones funding them, you'll see why that happened
>>553016421>dating appslmao
>>553016234>saying this when everyone's going to recycle their goldships that will mog everyone
>Hot shoyuDoto doesn't seriously expect me to believe this was an accident does she
Is doto viable for saggytits cm? I was thinking of doing a late surger with pump and OYL. Viable or brick?
>>553015827>*shits and pisses all over your pc*>um guys can you like stop talking about it, it doesn't smell that bad really, just ignore it guys, come on guys
>>553016580Doto is always viable especially as late surger
>>553016421lmaoBut then again, you are here paying a scam gacha game...Right?
>>553016592Self-awareness was never really your strong suit was it.
>>553016526why are you not learning japanese
>>553016580Doto is always viable for saggytits.[slop image that shows a nude Doto with huge saggy tits]
>>553016546Yeah lmao except I now have three friends with soon-to-be wives thanks to that "lmao"
>>553016421>hoping for a rebound>Worst part is the girls all seem nice and most of them are soon to be married so no hope of a rebound.
>>553016296they don't do that with real racehorses so no
agnes tachyon is of jewish decent
>>553016328thanks, the wait for my oshi is still that long huh
>>553015721If there are some spots left. Then here is my trainer ID 748678878942
I paid for a pass. The captcha was getting too annoying.
>>553016748grow some balls already, you are not a kid anymore
https://x.com/Cygames_EN/status/1839334116531261599?s=20
>>553016832peak brown poster
kanpaii~
>>553016480No rushes and no late starts, I guess they just didnt use moves despite all 3 having plenty of wit, honestly dont know
>>553016832>he didn't memorize the figures that are always alone and that the dice is always the highest number oneyour wit bwo?
>>553016945I don't drink
>>553016746
>>553015827>one post about happy holidays>anon goes full wahhh wahhh /pol/ meltdownahahahahahhahahahahah
>>553016076Not that anon but I agree with that anon, and - that would definitely help a lot. Although even then, if there were constant whining about the Christmas erasure and hardly any whining about other potentially bad translation choices, it might be pretty suspicious. But it'd help a lot
>>553016876What does that even mean
>>553016580make her end closer and thank me later for your free platinum
>>553016903>Sep 26, 2024Aged like fine fucking wine.>>553016945KANPAII!
>>553016903>AI translator tool on desktopExplains a lot
uuh...
>>553016832The new captcha is easier than the old one how are you getting filtered by it
>>553014560Honestly, yes. I didn't initially care, but when they're making up brand new words in Eishin Flash's Christmas event to avoid saying "advent calendar", and when they use ten different euphemisms to avoid acknowledging the holiday in question, that's when the translation actually starts to become difficult to read.
>>553016750Rebound as in they go back to hanging out, im not trying to steal their girlfriends Mr NTR poster youre not clever
>>553016903>DeepL
>>553017189Post full
>>553016903>ntr anon is one of themYOU FUCKING TRAITOR
>>553017120>E rank end closer
only horny posting can save this thread
>>553017029*rapes you*
>>553017228if you're posting on phone you have to solve 3 to post
why are people pretending deepl is badit's pretty good for anything that isn't slang
>>553017189Is this futanari? Sauce?
>>553017348deserved for phoneposting
>>553017323NTR anon may be a cuck, but never a trannylator
>>553017120You'd be matched up with goldshitters again so going end Doto might be a bad choice. She'll be all alone in the back with no one to pass for her unique.
>>553017370Have you seen the localization of this game?
>>553017325that's a boy btw
>ALL the characters VERY clearly and loudly say "CHRISTMAS">It's not a big deal and totally a-ok when a ""translator"" then decides to write literal fan-fiction instead of simply 1:1 copying the script whenever someone says "MERRY CHRISTMASU", making his job easier, quicker and 100% accurate>It's a-ok to write complete non-sense instead, completely re-writing the script>This is seen as doing a good job as an "English Speaking Translator"This isn't even about Religion you insane turds, this is literally just about doing a good job or not. Granted all of you are brown or non-white (jewish), so it's a given that no one gives a damn while theo thers get called anti-covid freaks or some shit.
>>553017348I post from my phone and it's 2
>>553016903>>553017370>even deepl translates メリークリスマス to Merry Christmas
>>553017348>phoneposters
>>553017370Because the game is full of slang??
>>553017370DeepL got me some free belly pics from some fat depressed Japanese cosplayer so ill always appreciate it
>>553017498I mean deepl wouldn't localize merry christmas to happy holidays so it's clearly more than just that
>>553017375There's like four different Obey fanarts. Not that hard to find it.
>>553017324you only need B rank to be competitive, getting to A is just 5% more wit, hell you can even win with D rank
>>553016526>NTRfag opposing arguing over localization>>553016903>Localizer is NTRfagSurely a coincidence of sorts
>>553017325>Koikatsu>Blurry beyond believe and low resWhat's the point? Yeah sure, nice boy tats and all, but if I want 3D porn I go and look up some Blender faggot that makes whole videos with proper physics and all, not this low effort shite.
>>553017589is it on danbooru
Hopefully next thread is better
>>553017498Maybe if they had a proper AI workflow, they'd have fewer typos.The localization in this game is really good, except for the Chr*stmas shit, the typos, and girls occasionally referring to their friends as "they" like they don't know the gender of the umamusume around them.
>>553015963Yeah. Conversely I have maybe a 40% winrate in the first round of Champions Meetings, and a 5% winrate in the second round, so I'm not even sure I can get silver, let alone platinum. But then sometimes I go into B finals and just obliterate the competition through sheer luck. My girls actually took 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place in the Scorpio finals race, even though one of them is a silly guts girl who can barely even run. The first two rounds are a game of skill (sort of), while finals are just a bonus movie for you to watch.
Why does christmas oguri in the event sound like a loli rape hentai protagonist?
ayabe enjoys taking it from behind
>>553017663nta but I use koikatsu to self insert myself and get Rice pregnant every time I feel horny
>>553016903>localizer is an NTRfagholy shit no wonder it sucks
>>553017760It won't be
>>553017370>stop talking about it!>who cares!>fuck everyone complaining about it!>deepl is good, actually!hmmmmmm I wonder who could possibly be behind these posts...
>>553017847me too
>>553017807She’s best friends is Tamamo and she’s in the same vicinity as Marvy and Maya
if you dont like the current translation you're a gigantic whiny faggot
Anyone have a link to the stamina requirements calculator?
>>553017915brown people
>>553017790And Bobo calling (you) Trainer, because god forbid a cyborg use a word associated with servitude
>finally heard it>that fucking instrumentalit brought tears to my eyes
>translation is so bad holy shit game is UNPLAYABLE we get it, you are mad Helios talks like a braindead zoomer, just like in the japanese version but since you don't even know hiragana you think it's a bad localization
>>553018074Is there a place to listen to it off spotify I fucking hate spotify
Good luck clearing this challenge mambros!
stop being a contrarian and LIKE THE FUCKING TRANSLATION
>>553018162https://x.com/ray55LL/status/2008539237373931704
where are christmas gibs
>>553018042Forgot about that one. I don't have Bourbon yet.But that's not AI/DeepL's fault. That's entirely on the trannylators
hey brownies cydaddy will not give you free carats for sucking trannylators dick here
>>553018248anything that isnt 2000s era internet audio?
>>553016903Is it me or all the articles look new? As in, never used? Untainted?Almost as if cygays needed to prove their localization team were fans of the game and not activists trying to push an agenda while the JP higher-ups don't notice>>553017509>tfw non-white (as in not jewish)>atheist (as in non-religious, not reddit atheist)>support the crusade against trannylatorsI want my games to be accurately translated and remove all the pieces of activism inserted in my entertainmentAI localization can't come soon enough
Is there a risk to taking 4 heals for C!Oguri?
Since anons are so tired of seeing and talking about the Hanukkah translation.Here's a video of VF seething and blaming Moomoo and his viewers for the CM7 results leak. https://files.catbox.moe/22t4vd.mp4
>>553018170Nyoo... can't the Four Kings do it for me?
>>553018086Would you prefer an opinion from a guy who lives in Japan, speaks Japanese and makes videos about bad translations?https://x.com/PoltFan69/status/2008744879921524806?s=20
>>553018413>video>it's just audioWhat
Is NSM good for this CM? I don't really understand why its good on some tracks but not others.
>>553018413IDONTCAREFORVIRTUA FIGHTER
>>553017509There's no point in complaining about it on /uma/, just give up. You can already see the amount of people who don't see the issue and will just call you /pol/, autistic, or whatever buzzword their ADHD brains drum up.>>553017959https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17cFLj_L2Qy9vNf2x0Cm7QnakEoxcbsWnRIxrOGqfPBQ/edit?gid=0#gid=0
>>553018086If anything, the Helios translation is actually an example of a good localization. Changing christmas to holidays when the character clearly says christmas is just blatantly wrong and woke.
>>553017325
>>553018347>AI localization can't come soon enoughlol
>>553018356you might proc an extra heal before proccing 777
>>553018347chances are it’s just a generic office with freshly bought merch thrown in to justify the picture
>>553018476>his browser can't decode HEVC(x265)lol lmao rofl
GBF has been avoiding saying Christmas for like 10 years now why did you expect any different from Uma
>
>>553018413>moomoo fed an ai vf's voice to start this feudLmao fucking umatuber civil war incoming
>>553018413Nice “video”
>>553018693I don't play that shit, how do you expect me to know?
>>553018413Oh wow he's actually mad that he lost lolKinda funny it feels like ALL the streamers lost this CM
>>553018505Generally speaking, NSM gets more consistent the farther away the final straight is from the beginning of late-race
>>553018693no one gives a flying fuck for gbf first of alluma in comparison is a huge mainstream mega hit with everyones eyes on it including politicians
>>553018413>that's weird!!! be better!!!! a decent human being!!! this dude really needs to get an internet detox, he talks exactly like a twitter retard, but I guess that's not different from the current state of the thread
>>553018332that's the only one i could find
>not doing paid single rollsishygddt
>>553018693Why would Grand Bible Fellowship avoid mentions of things related to Christianity???
>>553018086
what the
>>553018928Air Shakur upon thee
>>553018170Dead meme since mambo doing great these days
Curren Chan is the best Wit Card first event gives PTOS then fucks off
>>553008342I'll get her from the all-spark banner most likely. Same with XMAS Oguri
>>553018476>>553018786real third world hours today huh?
>>553018984why everyone in Tracen want to be fuck the poor trainer?
>>553018984Musume A
>>553018984she's a groomer?!
>>553019018lol no get fucked
>>553018413Actually seething over the leak that could have prevented if only he streamed it ASAP
>>553018413Here's the race and the resultshttps://files.catbox.moe/4kn26v.mp4>horizontal race in vertical screenWhat an absolute creature
>>553018452But anonErrmmmIf you don't agree with big corporation and globohomo investorsYou're a chud brown and it doesn't matter you're not religious so why you care lol learn japaneseDid I miss any buzzword?
>>553019107The trainer is a very attractive lady
>>553019148
>>553019178sex with chevamarriage with chevababy making with cheva
>>553019241>ladytruly tranny hours
>>553017614ウマー娘について話す方が、他のくだらない話題よりスレッドは盛り上がる。
Unity needs to go longer, put mant on hold.
>>553019081what non-Indonesian browser are you using, hot shot?
>>553019241Onee-chan...
>>553019226You forgot to call me a /pol/poster or something like that
>>553018984Best ningen
How does grumpy ass here look for next CM.This is an annoying horse to build compared to Gold Ship
>>553019341nta, but worked fine with chrome
>>553019320took you long enough
>>553019341nta but it works for me on chrome. doesn't embed with 4chanx though, i had to open it in a new tab.
>>553019341Literally any chromium based browser should be able to play the codec no issue, except if you're using Linux, then it comes down to your set up.>B-b-b-b-but CuckFox is so much better!!That should be able to decode the codec as well, yet here we are with your sorry asses.
>>553019423Needs Guts
>>553019241I'm sure the tranny localizer is living his own fanfiction and forgot to correct this part of the script
>>553019423taishiiiiin daaaahhhhbbyyyyy
My LunAI will wish me Merry Christmas while the game doesn't.
>>553019485I'm using edge and it doesn't work for me
>>553018413
>>553019476I'm playing the game, doing my parent grind runs of the day
>>553019594>the average LLM is less slopped than this games translation
>>553019423TAISHINNNNN also you need more wit and maestro instead of lion
>>553019675>sleeping lion is badlove this gaslight
>>553018413>blamed other people for "leaking" the results>when he didn't want to do his finals because sleepy>telling people that they should blur the names of their results>after making his discord troons use the word @VF as their tag>despite not blurring his results himselfThis fag really is so pathetic
>>553019808It's the Arima Kinen bwo everyone is bringing Ulala!!
>>553019661LLMs tell you what you want to hear. That's kind of the point. It's not telling the truth, its saying whatever will make you happy or your dick hard.Granted, it will still do a better job translating most of the time.
>>553019882Highly molestable uma
>>553019241
>>553019423>413 wit
>>553019927many such cases
>>553019808maestro should be cheaper with skill points you're not getting any hints for sleeping lion
>>553019423needs more guts and witsleeping lion is trash>t. 7 plat titles with taishin chad
>>553019974not if she molests you first!
>>553018332https://lnk.to/LZC-3354 links for the love live x umamusume song, youtube music doesn't need a login if it works for you and any other anon
>>553018984The Aizen of Umamusume
>>553019423she has nsm and shadow and enough stamina to make it to the finish line so she has the potential to win
>>553020143Does this not work for non-JPs?https://youtu.be/Mu3OZaeyFac
>>553020116>>553019974
Vivlos is trans, she stopped being a human to become an uma
>>553019935Creek's fat butt on my lap
LOVE&PEACE
Fuji Kiseki
>>553019882>>553019974>>553020116>>553020276Vivlos is trans by the way :3
Anyone know any good videos on training umas on. Aoharu and getting S rank. I feel like I'm doing something wrong and get 14k mostly
>>553018413Lmao and people listen to this guy unironically?
>brown schizo changed from spamming about "muh christmas" to "SHE IS TRANS :)))"
>Dancho actually kicked out a flatliner
>>553020449and that's okay, we love her the way she is <3
>>553020396n-no... I'm not gay... I could never be attracted to a boy... even if he has those beautiful perfectly round paizuri pillows... get away from me you stupid boy!
>>553020525Most of his viewers are from SEA. This general usually has an unironic shill and someone that defends him during SEAhours but since it isn't currently SEAhours, the shill is missing.
>>553020449Can she get pregnant
>>553020525all it takes for the average SEA retard that watches his guides is to join his discord, the they quickly become part of his cult
>>553020554I thought it was from ours. Bummer since our flatliner has no intention of playing even though he logs in daily.
>>553020918name which club
so... i just need to hit NSM right...?
>>553019148bastard
>>553021004yeppersyou're overstammed like hell thoughunless you took that into account with since>witlet
>>553018413I hate this fag so fucking much
Hero...Hentai
>>553021004Your pump?
>>553021004holy overstam...
>>553020657
>almost 1k stamina + 2 gold healsIT'S A 2500M RACE NO ONE NEEDS THAT MUCH
>>553020657what a truly disgsuting language jesus fucking christ
Today, January 7th, marks the death anniversary of Sakura Chiyono O. After competing in the Takarazuka Kinen 1989, he suffered another injury during the race, which caused him to fade badly and finish last (16th) by a wide margin. As a result, his tendonitis recurred, and he was forced to retire from racing. Following his retirement, he entered stud at Shizunai Stallion Station. From his first crop, which debuted in 1993, Sakura Super O finished second in the 54th Satsuki Sho, raising high expectations; however, injury prevented the colt from fulfilling that promise. Retired from stud duty in 2002, he was subsequently gelded and spent his remaining years as a pensioned horse at Shinwa Farm. When he became unable to stand, he passed away from old age on January 7th, 2012.
>>553021107>>553021143it was from libruhwent 13/80...
>>553020396>>553020710
What are good decks for Digitan?
>>553018984>in 10 minutes UMAs will come and bomb the hell out of this hot spring>if you can beat me in 10 minutes you'll be able to escape in time
Sagittarius is 1k + 1 gold.
>>553021000__nyo___
>>553021224
>>553021215I wonder who wrote this
>>553021382850 but okay
>>553021224>trying to make me sadwhat the fuck
>>553020493I don't have any videos but I've seen peple saying that around senior year you should focus more on rainbows (especially when your facilities are Level 4/5) over spirit bursting
>>553021602Sorry, I only trust youtubers and twitch streamers.
>>553018413How can people listen to this fag talk for hours straight? I'm just a minute in and I'm already annoyed by the way he talks and with his voice. It's like I'm listening to a troon from SEA.
>>553010597Finished my first doto career. Rating is kind of low but I rolled good inspirations at least. Doto's story is wonderful and she is a truly lovable uma.
>>553021447What about if you get rushed?
Going back from a XOguri run with 3 wit cards to a normal Uma is such a slog…having to actually think about energy usage is suffering…
I think that the umamusume should be more uma than musume.
>>553018678>>553019081>recently formatted my pc>can't play thisHuh, guess I need the right codecsIt's been so long I don't know where to get good ones. Is the k-lite pack still good?
Which uma gives the best nursing handjobHard mode: no screek
>>553021696>It's like I'm listening to a troon from SEA.Reminds you of your days in Thailand or what?
>>553021737from my gaslight testing if your rush lasts for 9 seconds or more you're likely to explode, but that's like a 20% chance of happening or something. assuming you even GET rushed in the first place with your high wit
>>553022016
>>553022016Granted but it never get popular enough to get a global version
>>553022085Doto and Cheval
>>553022085Akebono is an obvious answer, she’d want to feed and nurture you.
>>553022016Sorry but centaurs are just ruined by horse pussy and thays coming from someone who loved centorea in monster musumeThey look amazing and are beautiful, then you get to the porn and go "oh, right..."
>>553022026k-lite hasn't been relevant or needed in a decade, if not longer. your media player doesn't need it period, especially not VLC or MPV, MPC only needs the LAV filter that it ships with.if your browser can't play HEVC then it's either down to the browser, or your OS missing the codec, which under windows you need to pay for (licensing is a bitch, blame MPEG) or literally pirate the windows installer for it. I'm not joking, and for once this isn't down to Microsoft either.
>>553022085Grass wonder
>>553022085nishino flower
1-9 another beer0 brush and do runs in bed
>>553022085Fuji Kiseki
>>553022203Yeah, I could see that. I accept that it's far more normie-friendly to have cute girls with horse ears + tail than centaurs.
>>553022464
>>553018413I think it's less so his voice but the way he speaks and chooses his words that is the most annoying part of this clip. It's like he's constantly up talking like a nigger who's desperate for attention. Also>Sees a spoiler warning>Clicks it without thinkingDeserved
Umas do anal to avoid pregnancy
THEY TOOK AWAY BIWA’S MILE APTITUDE BUT HALF HER GOAL RACES ARE STILL MILES
>>553022617No, only Dirt umas do anal
>POV: you're getting a sloppy joppy from Marvelous Sunday and your cock is much bigger than she anticipated so you shove the entire length into her unprepared throat
>>553022617Condoms exist and the guy selling them next to Tracen is rich
>>553022758this is how you get puke on your dick
>>553022558Nice>>553022393Not nice
>>553022617my favorite uma would never do anything like that
>>553022263All the creator needs to do is give them two forms that they can magically switch between at will. The natural form is the centaur form, and becoming human slowly tires out their magic power so they have to spend maybe 2/3 of their time as centaurs, but if you want to sleep with your centaur wife every night then she can conveniently allocate her human-shape time to the night hours, and do her cool centaur stuff (such as running in races or carrying you places) during the days. And that also still leaves the kinkier people plenty of opportunity to fuck the horse rump if they want.
>>553022617only halo
>>553022016Still would
>>553022669anon i dont think you know how to do math
>>553022601>talking like a nigger who's desperate for attention.Basically yeah
>>553020265works for me but finding stuff in youtube especially these topic channels is hard for me, ty
I had ramen today
What are the ACTUAL fucking odds of this choice?
>>553022758this but with Dictus
>>553022263>he thinks the anons here would be turned off by a wet, steaming, pulsing horse pussy
>>553022970YOU’RE RIGHT I DONTIM JUST MAD THAT I HAVE TO DO A MILE DEBUT INTO A MILE JUNIOR YEAR RACEIM SORRY
>>553023158Feels like 70-30
>>553022876it's good that they kept the horse anatomy to just the tail and ears since any further than that and it starts becoming extremely brony-adjacent, which is a fate worse than death
>>55302315850/50
>>553022601For a SEA he has a disgusting temu variant of a californian accent that I despiseI don't think he's mentally well, considering the video he tried to refute one of seriru's videos and it sounded more about him making shit up than actually trying to argue with the video lmao
>try to make Dobel parent >pump her with so much long sparks she actually hit S after all why not, why shouldn't I make Dobel ace
>>553022998It just randomly appeared on my home page and thought it was only available for certain regions. Good to know it isn't
>>55302315850/50, it either does or it doesn't
>>553023110I need her to show me some locations, as I am a country bumpkin who doesn't know anything
>>553018413I don't get why anyone watches this guy, he's super fucking annoying. The only people I bother with are Witgod and this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uROCDcv0Sqk - his videos are long but he walks through stuff at a very detailed level which is useful
>>553023158Feels like 10/90
>>553023346Actually the horse was white
I'm bored.Recommend me some shows or Anime to binge watch over the next 3 days >inb4 umamusumerecommend me something ELSE first person to recommend isekai or mmorpg slop will be cursed by 300 careers with no pink inspirations
>>553022669All of her alts have the same aptitudes
>>553023304no one dances like this
>>553023415redline
name 3 horses
>>553023415Kaiba
>>553023415the kamen rider anime
>>553022617proof?
Ikuno....Dictus?
>>553023521already seen that 50 times and its not exactly something you can stretch over 3 days>>553023567Yu-gi-oh?>>553023571Isn't that a 6 year old boys show?
>>553023549uuuuhherbertartaxmr hands?
>>553023461She dances like a prude trying to act like a slut
>>553023584oreng
>>553023418Then I’m dumb and can safely be ignored, sorry
>>553023160she's never unprepared
>>553023415Royal Family (It's only 10 episodes)
>>553023549SecretariatKidslookintouchableHengroen
>>553022464>>553022561sorry I lied I would rather sleep so I can escape the pain
>>553023110I'm about to have some ramen today.
>>553023415HibiMeshi
>>553023415Landman
>>553023716If I was recommending Yu-gi-oh I would've said it>>553023549Bojack HorsemanArtaxSpirit
>>553023909Seconding thisEasily the best anime in its class in recent memory
what skills should I book on XOguri?
>>553023415Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
>>553018413Man that is just six minutes of hardly anything. I don't know how people can tolerate streamers of any sort, unless they are FREAKISHLY articulate and charismatic.
>>553023347I don't know why any of you watch guides and "content creators"The only Umamumsume channel I watch is Release - Topichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gcw1M53q6I
>>553023716Don't watch the Kamen rider anime, watch any Live Action Kamen rider series. Kamen Rider Decade is cool
>>553023415thunderbolt fantasy
>>553023415Texhnolyze
>>553024143Wish I still had the attention span to watch 9001 episodes of monster of the week.
>>553024192Good answer but I already watched it for my yearly watching for this year.
>>553023415wolfs rain
>>553018413why does this guy talk like such a faggot?
>>553024371Is this awful mood dialog?
>>553024262>>553024371*kicks her*shaddup and train
>>553024262>>553024371
>>553023415Senki Zesshou Symphogear
>>553024524nice_nature_hopeful_stakes_injection.png
>>553023415so ra no wo to
call the jiggie niggies, I WANT TO SOLVE A PUZZLE
>>553023415Ruri Rocks is nice. If you want a long anime then Black Clover
sex
Oops
>>553023415I watched Mirai Nikki for the first time in 10 years last week and it was way more entertaining than I remember, definitely the best cringekino show from the 2010s
>>553024478It's more appalling how can people listen to him
ekkusuturemu happi?
>>553024868paizuri
>>553024254try out Gaim if that's your concern, since it actively avoids the MoTW cliches for actual storylines (by being written by actual anime writers)
Waiter this bread is stale. I demand new bread
>>553023415Watch some awfulness!Danganronpa 3Higurashi gou and sotsu
>>553024681I gotchu
How many more runs do you think it'll take me to even sniff a 3* long spark
>>553025325thanks bwo
Jiggie?https://jiggie.fun/honsehttps://jiggie.fun/honsehttps://jiggie.fun/honse
>>553024848https://jiggie.fun/c6ReJ6
>>553025209post 35 more images then or else our pet janny will be scolded again
>>553025384>>553025392retards
>>553024040>>553024528Sex with Fine Motion and FiMoposters
>>553025384>>553025392It's a good day to be a jigger.
>>553024262>>553024371I hate this uma
>>553017235this really hurts to read
>>553022726Any Uma can be trained to like it if their role models liked it enough. There's not a single girl that can't have at least C dirt aptitude.
>>553025384>>553025392FantasticYou jiggers had ONE JOB
To bad it has 1* wit
>>553025572>Any Uma can be trained to like itJust like my Era games
>>553024524PLS REMBER THAT WEN U FEEL SCARE OR FRIGTEN NEVER FORGET TTIMES WEN U FEELED HAPPYWEN DAY IS DARK ALWAYY REMBER HAPPY DAY
>>553025613And it was to make three jiggies. We failed, I'm sorry... we tried so hard... I'm so so sorry...
pls rember that wen u feel sad or brickdednever forget ttimes wen u seethed even harderwen u feel real low alway rember kill operao
>>553025938This is my new religion
just shat my pants
>>553025938
>>553026112
Are any of the thread clubs recruiting b tier new friends
>>553024262>>553024371She's literally me....
>>553025938I don't have operao to kill or doto :(
>>553026208AUTIS/uma/ DANCHOU PLS KILL THE FLATLINER AND POACH THIS TRAINER
>>553023415I just started a rewatch of Amagi Brilliant Park. Fun concept and one of the prettiest OPs I've ever listened to. Highly recommend it.If you do check it out, also be sure to give a listen to triple Q's parody mashup of the op "Amagi Linkin Park".
Are Teio posters still fat
>>553026447I love Triple Q's mashups. Especially Nyanderwall and Love Shack Trigger
>>553026208I just checked and it turns out my club is full, sorry
>>553023415Holy shit /uma/ really is full of boomers, all the suggestions are 10-20 year old.
>>553026998Name one legit good anime from the last 5 years
>>553026208You could try searching for these clubs if they still have a slot open. Personally, I wouldn't recommend B below clubs because they're mostly filled with flatliners.If all of them are full, then be on the lookout for clubs that will recruit upcoming threads, and advertise yourself. You still have till the 14th to join a club to get the gibs for this month.I remember AlmondLove recruiting earlier but not sure if they already filled the slot.
>>553023415>>553026998If you want something new, Secrets of the Silent Witch. Monica is the cutest.
>>553026998thats because barely anything new is actually new and almost everything sucks
childbride or tummy mayano for cm8?
>>553013093no, you can use her outfit on normal Biwa now, and that alone is worth the pulls
I tried following the meta and I ended up getting silver two CMs in a row now.For Sagittarius I'm going full gyaru. Fuck it.
>>553023415>gambling gameKaiji it is
>>553026998Most of the recent anime isn't really good or mostly fanservice bait without any story whatsoever. There were few good ones and 2 of them have been mentioned already
>>553025706lol are you me
>>553023415Ranma1/2
>>553023415And ya know what? Fuck you. You're watching Shangri-La Frontier. Yes it's mmorpg shit but you WILL like it and you WILL become endeared by this retard birdman and his stupid smug bird face.
>>553027272>KaijiMan I remember picking it up randomly last year and goddamn I bingewatched it because of good it was. The Pachinko most especially had me sweating along with the characters that was fucking intense
>>553023415the GOATNaruto
I'm bored, time to try out a race bonus deck :)
>>553023415Hajime no Ippo
>>553023415INGRESS THE ANIMATION and AJIN were the last non-isekai anime I watched, highly recommend both
>>553023415How about we go super boomer todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt6XXfcdVY0
>>553027258I want to do Jordan and City but every run I've done with Jordan has been bad
>no mention of jojoDespite everything and all the bad threads we've had, you're still alright and umazing /uma/
>>553023415>>553027719So we going ancient tier?Of course my goat from before I was born is none other than devilman
>>553027568There's also Chuukan Kanriroku Tonegawa which is a comedy spin-off, and Akagi which is basically mahjong Kaiji
>>553027947Wrong gatcha my friendhttps://youtu.be/tVII11L8qCI?si=dJwxHRWnP_wtr-Pg&t=204
>>553023415Jigoku Sensei Nube deserves to be more popular
>>553023415How about Makibaoh lads?>>553028004Nice
Aight il bake a bread. do not make another photo finish please
>>553026998Surely you already watch every anime you're interested in every season while it's airing, right...?>>553027164Monica was cute but the show was a snoozefestumamusume
>>553028336>>553028336>>553028336
>>553027947There's only one time you should rec Jojo and that's when they ask for manga to read
>>553023415ORBAkiba Maid WarMade in Abyss
>>553023415Ojamajo Doremi
>>553028310nta but the first early episodes of Monica was nice but then it devolved into nothingburger and none progressing story, and became a mini reverse harem show
>>553027272wait, why the fuck is there no horse gambling anime?
>>553027947I'm of the opinion that jojo should have stopped at season 2. Everything else after that was faggot shit
>>553028382You son of a bitch
>>553023415Best shonen of all time of course!Sagittarius cup and no Aiolos reference?
>>553028170will she pee in it?
>>553028503because animating horses is hard
>>553027164It was a cute show, and it was done well, but it was definitely an attempt to cash in on bochi the rock with a competent but socially inept protagonist. A lot of people were calling it bocchi the magic.
>>553027947The Jojo horse anime isn't out yet though
>>553023415Ping Pong The Animation is amazing if you don't get filtered by the visuals
>>553026998New anime unfortunately isn't good and it's not like i'm a old good new bad cranky boomer I enjoyed demon slayer it's just that anime as a whole has kinda gone down the shitter the past decade.
>>553029493>New anime is SHIT, you gotta watch the good stuff like Demon Slayer
>>553029493It's the enshitification of everything. Anime used to have some kind of filtering to the development process. Now there's such a high demand for it that they keep letting more and more low quality shows into the production pipeline, The studios are stretched thinner, they rely on more automation and CG and AI to speed up the process and lower the burden and produce a more cookie cutter engagement slop product instead of a piece of art.
>>553028475based
>>553028958oberon (pretender) if he ping pong
>>553023415Perfect Blue, but self insert yourself as the cute idol toreina, and insert Air Shakur as the ugly bastard
>>553023415Highschool DX dubbed s1 and 2 only
>>553030053I can tell you didn't watch a single show from 2000s
>>553023415Fuuto PI
>>553019485it's windows not firefox
