Movie Night EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch storehttps://store.adhocla.com/>Dispatch fanart contestEnter your Dispatch-themed creations for a chance to win some prizes!Deadline to submit is January 7, 2026. AdHoc employees will conduct a rigorous internal vote and the winners will be announced about a week later. (When exactly? How many winners will there be? TBD, depends on how many entries we receive!) Prizes will be a mix of digital and physical goodies.By submitting your work for the contest, you agree to allow AdHoc to share it on socials!Send a submission now: contest@adhocla.comPrevious: >>552852109
Robert owes Courtney love and sex
>>553015227First for my undying, pure, absolute and infinite wellspring of love for Courtney.
>>553015678>>553015680Based.
My life for Mandy
Robert needy milky...https://files.catbox.moe/339384.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/nvpkln.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/no5tmp.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/6o9rfb.jpg
Flambert <3333
Invisimech <3333
>>553017005Flambae really needs to give Bob Bob some ass. That's just greedy.
>>553017431Based!
>>553017384Based!
Robert the rizzler
Season 2 announcement SOON.
I don’t normally like capeslop but this one is okay
>tfw take melatonin and go to bed early to catch up on sleep>instead wake up 2 hours later, still feeling the melatonin but wide awake I wonder if Robert ever had to deal with this
I'm here for da money
>>553015379
Robert is 100% heterosexual.
>>553021454Kek
>>553022269What if Courtney was a dude
>553022269
>>553022449She'd be Flambae
>>553022269*Courtneysexual.
Season 2 when? I NEED more.
I still haven’t opened my box of twinkies
>>553022851The deadline for the fanart contest is midnight (pst). Then it will be another week until they announce a winner. Hopefully they tease something by then?
>>553023019What for and how long have you had them?
>>553021454Fuck, it’s that fucking supe Visi and somebody!
>>553022851I’ve noticed that all three of her kisses she’s always the one pushing against Robert’s mouth very aggressively
>>5530228512 more years.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11W-4oYFWeM
>>553022851Unfortunately it may take plenty of time. Season 2 is dependent on Critical Role's plans and Igloo's schedule. We will have to hope and cope maybe for years.
>>553023262Four years.
>>553023382>three, not two kissesDo you know something I don't?
>>553023481This will NEVER be canon EVER
Flambae's voice makes it impossible to find him attractive. Reminds me of fucking Beni from the Mummy
>>553023676I’m counting her attempted kiss on top of the building before she passes.
>>553023573I'd say it's best to keep them sealed. Despite the wive's tale they are not everlasting.https://www.businessinsider.com/twinkies-not-immortal-according-to-scientific-analysis-2020-10
>>553023739Are you familiar with shipping culture? Fujos don't give a damn about what's canon or not.
>>553022851>bottom left picShe was shot, barely managed to get up, and her first instinct was to go for a kiss with the sunrise in the background like they do in the movies. And some people say there's no romance in her. I can see her quoting iconic lines from romcoms and acting out romantic scenes under the "dude it was a reference" guise in the future.
>>553023558On the Critical Role side of things they said they wanted to do season 2 ASAP so I could see them being cool with delaying the CR game to get season 2 out sooner, however Igloo's schedule is a total mystery. I'd rather they delay season 2 so Igloo can work on it rather than go with a different animation studio.
Time to go to work, I wanted to keep playing with this
>>553024925These two like dick donuts
>>553024925You should make the guy next to Courtney Robert.
>>553025190I was considering either that, or making it "we here for da semen" and making the inside guys Robert, but then I'd have to imply Robert was with anyone else, so I think you're right. It fits with the "and some guy" more too
>>553024925I think this should be villain Visi and have her say “da Shroud money” instead
>>553024306This, all the biggest fujo ships aren't canon.
>>553025465It could work, but i have no villain visi screenshots that would work, and I personally prefer keeping her as a hero, because shes my hero
>>553024369>'Paint me like one of your French girls, Robbie.'
>>553015227This character has completely destroyed me. I thought it was bad when i gosling'ed over panam, visi is something else. I genuinely wish i was robert in her romance route. I both self insert AND wish i was him. I pray visi was real and into me. Gut-punching and all.
>>553016881My semen for Mandy.
>>553026157>I don’t know any French girls
>>553026264Stay strong Visibro
The king has spoken.Sorry /SDN/, but Dispatch is confirmed slophttps://youtu.be/5SaiKifsU8I?si=Ja3ydNUHpReig-Xu
>>553026157>Are you talking about Coupe? What do you mean, I've never painted Coupe. I don't even know if she's really French.
>>553026827Let me guess he flipped his lid over Phenomaman kissing Robert even though it was played as a joke?
>>553026827Who?
>>553027008
>>553026827Who the actual fuck cares?
>>553022527Oh yeah? Maybe you're a Flambae.
>>553027072>>553027115The king of /v/, the king of gaming, the man who’s not afraid to stand up for CHUD gamers and call out the slop, which is everything, everything is slop. If you like anything, you’re a slop enjoyer.
>>553026827>shroud's prediction about visi is wrong>he's in absolute shock at being wrong >robert immediately beats the shit out of himObviously he couldn't predict it. And even if he could predict what robert would do right after visi came out of invisibility, what good would predicting do when he's getting his face caved in within .5 seconds?
>>553027096God allmighty. >>553027115No one sensible of course. Except for his audience of sycophants. Which seem to encompass a large portion of /v/.
>>553027202Fucking GOLEM
>>553025693Robert...
How can one woman can be both the source of all my happiness and the biggest source of misery at the same time?Anyway, /SDN/, What are you playing?What are you watching?What are you listening to?What are you doing?Right now I got into Slay the Spire cuz I can't find the energy or motivation to commit into something more intensive.Catching up with Smiling Friends slop just to fit in with the cool kids these days.Listening to depressing shit: https://youtu.be/FvOpPeKSf_4And I'm doing good.
Would Courtney side with the humans or Na'Vi in Avatar?
>>553027715Neither since both side suck
>>553027658Playing the Coffin of Andy and Leyley.I ran out of things to watchlistening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH-BNwBV4EIMaking webms before I leave for work in 9 minutes
>>553027337So that’s why /v/ turned on Dispatch. Synth said they’re not allowed to like it anymore.
>>553027658>What are you playing?Taking a break but I've been getting through KCD.>What are you watching?Nothing in particular at the moment.>What are you listening to?It may sound odd but during Christmas and early January. I tend to listen to the Parasite Eve ost by Yoko Shimomoura.https://youtu.be/AyUqCxSSkEk>What are you doing?Sketching.
>>553027962What if Robert and Courtney were siblings?
>>553028139
>>553026827>There are 'people' out there who get 'their' opinions from YoutubersHorrifying.
>>553027993Much like with BG3 and KCD2. The same went for Dispatch all because some eceleb with their political views told them it's woke. Therefore it's bad.
>>553027658>PlayingBeen going through the Persona series to scratch that waifu itch Dispatch has left me with.>WatchingWelcome to Derry. Funny how an IT prequel show totally mogged the final season of Stranger things.>Listening tohttps://youtu.be/exwYxjguKJQ?si=PcUoyyRMcj5B3MfD
>>553028139>What if Robert and Courtney were siblings?>What ifChase disapproves of them being a couple for a reason.
>>553028294The funny thing is Synth’s audience boo’d him for liking BG3
>>553027658>PlayanFinishing a last playthrough of Dispatch, VTMB, Gangrel playthrough. Protean sucks>WatchanGoing to start watching Fallout>Listenanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ0LNaAx-BI
>>553028269>So Jay, what did YOU think of Dispatch?
>>553028652Every time I play VTMB I have to play as a Malk.I just can't not choose it
>>553028829IT BROKE NEW GROUND!
>>553027658>What are you playing?Bioshock 1.>What are you watching?Nothing currently.>What are you listening to?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltXV5sUnzso>What are you doing?About to my continue my Bioshock playthrough.
>>553028920That’s the funniest part, isn’t it? Dispatch didn’t break new ground, it just went back to doing what people liked about superhero stories in the first place. Which is so unheard of in this age that it’s considered groundbreaking.
>>553028806She's so cute
>>553029102The true subversion of expectation was subverting the expectation of subversion.
>>553028851I like melee and magic too much, so it's either Brujah, Gangrel or Tremere for me
>>553028652>VTMB>>553028851I heard VTMB is kinda buggy, are there any must have mods that don't add fanfiction but just fix the bugs?
>>553026827These people have got it all figured out
>>553029516https://www.moddb.com/mods/vtmb-unofficial-patch
At least Batman had a cute waifu now who seems to be an actual healthy love interest. Naturally this means It won’t last of course but such is the nature of comics.
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass clean brown tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth and a below average IQ.
>>553029565These people are allowed to vote btw.
>>553029915Robert... we've talked about this. You can't use the branchwide call to vent your thoughts.
>>553029104Robert's wife is a cute dumbass!
>binge through Dispatch after hearing good things about it>finish it and feel empty because I want more>new content is years away, realisticallywell at least deltarune is getting a new chapter this year
>>553029915Jesus Christ Robert, Sonar is fighting for his life against like 3 supervillains right now and needs someone to send him back up. Get your head in the game.
>>553029934The other one was funny, but Igloo slander I do not forgive
>>553030612Gosh. How miserable they must be.
>>553030612>There's something...performative about the expressions.Retarded subhumans walk among us.
>>553026827>protagonist is a chad white guy hero with two 10/10 women in love with him Isn’t this what he and his fanbase wants?
>>553031275Right-wing retards are unable to enjoy anything
>>553029565>that avatarsomething tells me this guy also didn't understand Hotline Miami 2 and got upset he couldn't just Tony everything like in 1
>>553031275There's non White people in the game so it's le woke o algo.
>>553030321Every single one of you except Courtney get out!
>>553031723And there's one out gay man. Simply a no-no for them.
>>553026827I'm gonna be honest, out of all the games since BG3, this is probably the least woke I've played in a while.
>>553031945GODbert....
>>553031983Yeah, the cast is diverse, but in a natural way that doesn't feel forced. They feel like actual characters instead of HR mandated check boxes.
>>553032214I will say it does have some reddit humor though but it's not so bad that I can't overlook it.
>>553026827>complainslopers can't enjoy thingsImagine my shock, complainslop
>>553031945Except you Phenomaman. You stay.
>>553032372I'll be honest a lot of the humor did work for me, not every joke landed. But more often than not it worked. I also thought the game did a good job of knowing when to be sincere and play a scene straight and when to throw in a joke.
Move over Dispatch, Life is Strange 5 is coming to mog you
>>553032679>Life is Shart
>>553032617Yeah some of it was funny, not gonna deny that. The reddit stuff is more blink and you miss it.
>>553032679How can she come back if she's dead?
>>553032802No one's ever really gone.
>>553032214I swear the whole joke with Blazer and corporate diversity goes past everyone’s heads. She’s bragging about how diverse SDN is while completely forgetting that Galen is American
>>553032679>Chloe Didn't she NTR Max in the last game?
>>553032802Somehow Chloe returned
>>553032942Doesn’t matter to them, they’ve become a literal reflection of the woke crowd they hate so much and don’t even realize it. Dispatch has issues with its writing but being woke is not one of them.
>>553033059>Didn't she NTR Max in the last game?I'm sold on the game.
>>553033367It's weird, you think they'd be happy about jokes like Prism not having a dad, Cardi C, and Chase stealing stuff before. They're not the most racy jokes or anything, but compared to the sanitized shit put out these days it's something.
>>553032679
Can Hermy handle all that ass?
>>553033367Keep in kind Synth also said Blade Runner is woke because it promotes an anti-slavery narrative
>>553026842What the fuck is Coupe supposed to be anyway? North African?
>>553034423Does Prism make Waterboy call her slurs in the bedroom?
>>553034813sub saharan clearly due to how dark she is but probably some type of ethiopian because of the more caucasoid skull structure
>>553034938>sub saharanCan't be, her hair is naturally straight as shown in her mugshot.
>Robert, I want a divorce
>>553034423well he's gonna learn real fast
>>553035230well, there's no saying that's her natural hair. And she doesn't seem to be some type of mutt maybe like visi
>>553031485I'm right leaning and I enjoyed Dispatch and Courtney is best girl.
>>553035261>*Checks the calendar*>It's not April Fools day
>>553035370It's insane no one has drawn him wearing a shirt that says 'When a black woman is speaking, listen and learn' or 'I LOVE BLACK PUSSY'
>>553035907>This was a long time coming, Robert. You recorded over my tape of Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.
>>553035261No
>>553035393I doubt she's able to straighten her hair while in prison, Prism couldn't. She has an afro in her mugshot and she should have it in season 2.
>>553036348>o-okay…
>>553036653Flambae is such a great platonic friend
>>553036758Besties even.
>>553036053Robert wouldn't do that
Flambae openly supports Robert and Courtney so he’s cool in my book
>>553034878She better.
Robert Flat ass Robertson. How does he not have back pain? Ain't no way his seat is ergonomic enough to support his poor tailbone.
>>553036053Well. Guess what I have in the car?
>>553037113sleeping on the floor is good for your back
>>553036917I already liked him before that, but I'd be lying if I said that didn't raise my opinion of him.
>>553037279According to?
>>553037113Fat enough for Courtney.
>>553036917Golem and flambae are tied for best bros
>>553037483If Courtney can recognize her own ass is flat. Then even her rose tinted lenses can't mask that. She's got to take Prism's advice and hit some squats. The both of them really.
>>553037849Courtney ls ass is perfect snd proportionate, and tbqh will always be perfect because of who its attached to
>>553038105Boberto...
I care more about what Chase thinks than what Flambae thinks.
>>553038105Again, blinded by love much like Courtney.https://youtu.be/F9RqruOu4Cg?si=IrJ9MM4-ReTzCPWx&t=190https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqJq4WDCljU&t=44s
*SNIFFFFFFFFFFFF* Bobert my man have you considered investing in crypto?
>>553032398The worst thing 4chan has ever done is normalize the practice of taking every word in the English language and adding the word slop to the end
Courtney molesting her Mecha Man bodypillow and sending Robert videos of the crime!
>>553039536How do women even rape?
>>553039574Ask Robert, or Courtney.
>>553039574>10am>Robert is at home jerking off>unbeknownst to him Courtney is watching>she waits until hes close>goes invisible and gets in position >right as Robert is about to finish he feels something force his hand hand down>his dick goes invisible as he finishes, wet now from two sources >courtney goes visible staring at him with a huge grin and tears in her eyesLoving rape
>>553040524Looks like Flambae is getting cut
>>553027115>Pic You think Robert or Courtney has seen Drive? Inb4 she buys him the jacket.
>>553040912>inb4 after finishing it Robert turns to Courtney and says “I don’t get it”
>>553040767>Masturbating when he could have called her to come over and 'hang out'Courtney's boyfriend really does deserve to be raped.https://files.catbox.moe/tbf5dh.jpg
>>553040912>So like, did he like…die at the end or what? Like, I don’t get it.
>>553041482Theyre doing hero villainess role play where the evil villainess breaks in and rapes the hero, and he needs to turn her over and fuck the evil out
>>553040770He's just expelling heat/
>Courtney canonically listens to Paramore>Solid chance this is on her thinking about Rob playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OblL026SvD4
Sonar seems like the type of guy to drive his Mercedes to work even though he can fly
>>553042064https://files.catbox.moe/ii9zq7.mp4Based and Visicoded
>>553042186Sonar seems like the type of guy to drive a Mercedes despite being in crippling debt after countless bad investments.
>>553041839It won't be role play in the VisiShroud route.
>>553038854You sound like a person who added söyböy into the autocorrection list
Alright, the fag spammer won, I can't handle these threads anymoreSee you guys on /v/ for the season 2 announcement
Could Robert get Mark out of the hospital during the Invincible War?
>>553042996I don't think so.
>>553042996https://x.com/cadenrich3/status/1990050925038436773?s=46
>>553042996Would he try to be sympathetic towards Mark or just call him a bitch?
>>553043546You got the video where he slaps Mark?
>>553042825I don't mind the gay poster(s).
>>553043581Call him a bitch and throw spaghetti at his head
>>553044025>'I was eating that...'
>>553044317Sorry Courtney, I had to prove a point, I'll buy you popcorn at the theater after this
>>553043546Don’t you dare slander my GOAT, Rex Splode.
I wanna see a Courtney Mandy catfight in season 2
Should Courtney grow her hair out in a future season or keep it short?
>>553046751Courtney will try to rape Robert into loving her back at least once a season if you're on Mandy's route.
>>553046781Robert’s gonna need something to grab onto
>>553042996Maybe. Unlike Cecil, Robert is also a super hero who puts his ass on the line to protect people and stop villains and criminals, and he has also had his loved ones get hurt to the point of hospitalization, so he might be able to get through to Mark by sympathizing with him, and being more trustworthy than Cecil, since I doubt Robert would put a noisemaker in his head.
>>553043581Sympathetic at first, but I could easily see Rob losing his temper if Mark refuses to help.
>>553032679>Chloe PriceShe's kinda like Courtney, but the absolute worst and with zero redeeming qualities.
>>553047317>Pony tailIt's either that or a wolf cut.
>>553032679Why would anyone want that horrible cunt to come back?
>Protocol 1: Link to the Robert>Protocol 2: Uphold the Visi>Protocol 3: Protect the Visi
6 GORILLION HOURS SPENT in paint.
>>553049403Robert's mech should be given an AI personality in season 2.
>>553024925>>553021454What are some other scenes that could work. Not even necessarily sopranos. Might do the booty warrior too
>>553049771>YOU GOT BAD CREDIT ROBERT
not sure if i'll be able to finish this before midnight, thats what I get for procastinating
>>553049771Stinkmeaner looking at the sunset and walking away pissed. Make the background Robert and Courtney being happy together and Stinkmeaner Chase.https://youtu.be/xo_zYB_DHF8?si=yK7IR1T6ItR1phHj&t=16
>>553049771The Shah of Iran about compromises, but it's Robert going of about 15 years as a Hero. He wanted a Gigastacy GF but he compromised and jerked off in the suit.
>>553050252YOU ALL TESTICLES AND NO SHAFTWHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SHAFT ROBERT
>>553050621He wanted Twinkies but he compromised and ate Sno-ballshttps://youtu.be/GVb6PEIoTHs?t=55Actually replace Robert as Tallahassee and Visi or anyone else as Columbus.
>>553050621>I wanted a gigastacy Captain Marvel gf, but I compromised, and settled for a BPD Puerto Rican hooah
>'How about that prick's face when he saw the mech?'>'W-We're with the Red Ring!'
>Shroud, we didn’t know you were in there. We’re with Brainteaser.>Please?
>>553051020>Captain Marvel gfYou mean an ugly lesbian bulldyke?
>>553052136Everyone, including you, knows that's alie
>>553052136
>>553052136Not always uggo. Her best portrayal was by far in EMH
>>553052136>lesbianAlso she had fling with the OG Captain Marvel.
>WHERE THE EARTH WOMAN AT?
>>553052136The MCU and its consequences have been a disaster for the blonde superheroine archetype
>'So when Robert was forcing himself on Courtney-'>'Well, wait one sec, it was the other way around.'>'What!?'>'Invisigal was...raping Robert.'>'Sunvabitch!'>'Raping? Not raped?>'She's not gonna know I told you?'>'You ain't gonna have no problem from Invisibitch, believe me!'>'What are you gonna do?'>'It'll be okay, we'll get her to switch to a new team.'>'Look, why don't you go out, and get yourself some inauthentic Mexican calories?'>'I wanna fire the retarded bitch myself, be a fucking honor. Rip off her septum ring and feed it to her.'>'I can't believe I stuck up for her, I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart!'>'Well we can't have her in our Z-Team no more, that much I do know.'>'Z-Team? She's gotta GO!'>'I wanna think about it.'>'What the fuck!? What is there to think about!?'>'YOU GONNA SUCK ROBERT'S DICK!? HUH!? AFTER SHE'S GONE!?'
>>553052909>I’m not cutting Invisigal>Are you fucking kidding me?! She tripped me, she tried to kill Track Star, we’re made!
>>553052794Dude, Bulldyke Carol happened in the comics first.
>>553052569Actually... now that I remember she had a child with her own son. She also dated Spidey, Wonder-Man, and Warmachine. She's a bit of slut.And that child was her own son that impregnated her.
>'I must be loyle to my Invisiwife.'
>>553042474Then BMW with check engine error
what was going to happen in this scene?
Our true waifu, has yet, to reveal herself
>>553053574courtney's gonna watch in the corner like she usually does
>>553053574https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvZSCGWEVEE
>>553053263Burgerbros why your capeshit comics have more insane stories than Paru Itagaki could ever imagine
>>553053574https://youtu.be/7_UXcwTlarU?si=AWtUoq-z0MIV-osI
We must be happier Mecha Men and Invisigals.
>>553053574Why does she look like her ovaries just exploded?
>>553054307They did.
>>553053998is the puddle supposed to be an alternate future or is this the end where they're both villains but still mamnaged to raise a kid?
Courtney giving Robert surprise invisihugs and kisses!
>tfw Courtney realizes she married a psychopathhttps://youtube.com/shorts/sQedbiQAkXM?si=6i0G2oRDeXIaOuAj
>>553056185>'Jackpot!'
>>553056457Based
You guys have been asking for a fangame. Looks like our wait is over.https://x.com/SafeForFaces/status/2009065561934975157/photo/1
Courtney bros, is this accurate?https://x.com/topgyaru/status/2008843943845539908?s=46
>>553057330>invisigal and mechamans children Fuck yeah
Never 5get
>>553058043The man who showed his dick during a FNAF stream is retarded? Say it ain’t so.
>>553058043He couldn't take what Flambae was dishing out
>>553059128You stuttering bitch?
>>553049687
>>553059256What’s a switch?
>>553059256Based. Thanks for using the shitty template I made.
>>553059415It refers to someone, usually in the gay community, who enjoys both dominant and submissive roles in sex. Meaning they can switch between giving and receiving pleasure. Another term to describe that individual is versatile or vers.
>>553059621No problem. Do you think I categorized everyone correctly? Are they any choices you disagree with?
>>553057330Sick, probably gonna check this out tomorrow.
>>553059823Tbh, I think Robert is a true switch, he just goes along with the flow. Visi is accurate and so is Waterboy.Agree with Malevola and Coupe placement. I would've put Sonar as someone who pretends to be a dom(due to all that alpha male shtick if you cut him) but he's actually a switch(get it? because of his gameplay mechanic?).Mandy is a sub, through and through in my eyes. Never even considered adding Chase, Galen, and Royd, so kudos to you for not forgetting them.
>>553057425Only if Robert ever cheats on her or earnestly proposes a threesome.
>>553058043>IShowMeat
Finally... a decent cosplay.
>>553060601Where's his mech?
>>553060601Ezra Miller?
>>553057425As someone who dated the "I can fix her type"... it doesn't end well. Best case scenario they relapse into their trauma and ghost you. Worst case is that they lash out on you.Been through it. Wouldn't recommend doing it. No one can just magically "fix" a person, they must do it themselves. The best thing you can do is be there for them.
>>553060654I said decent. Not great.
>>553057865I know it's cringe, but I like these.
>>553060939This is a bit tangential but that is such an unflattering angle for Robert. He looks so gaunt.
>>553061125With how he's been living and taking care of himself for the past 15 years it's shocking he doesn't look way worse.
>>553061197That is a good point. Can't fathom how he only seemed to run on cereal and Twinkies.
>>553061125He looks like an emaciated Quagmire.
>>553061649KEK>Courtney notices this and points it out to him>He starts randomly saying 'Giggity' to fuck with herWould she love it or hate it?
Kill fujos. Behead fujos. Roundhouse kick fujos into the concrete. Slam dunk fujos into the trashcan. Crucify filthy fujos. Defecate in fujos food (they'd still eat it). Launch fujos into the sun. Stir fry fujos in a wok. Toss fujos into active volcanoes. Urinate into fujos gas tank. Judo throw fujos into a wood chipper. Twist fujos heads off. Report fujos to ICE. Karate chop fujos in half. Curb stomp fujos. Trap fujos in quicksand. Crush fujos in the trash compactor. Liquefy fujos in a vat of acid. Dissect fujos like frogs. Exterminate fujos in the gas chamber. Stomp fujos skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate fujos in the oven. Lobotomize fujos. Mandatory chemical castration for fujos. Grind fujos in the garbage disposal. Drown fujos in fried chicken grease. Eat fujos then spit him out because they taste like shit. Vaporize fujos with a ray gun. Kick fujos's ancestors down the stairs. Feed fujos to alligators. Slice fujos tinly with a katana.
Hugging Courtney! Marrying Courtney! Slow dancing with Courtney! Honeymooning with Courtney! Baby making with Courtney! Missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with Courtney! Handholding with Courtney! Comforting Courtney during pregnancy! Promoting Courtney at work! Birthdays with Courtney! Birthday sex in the mech suit with Courtney! Getting all of Courtney’s weird pregnancy foods! Raising octoplets with Courtney! Going to parent-teacher conferences with Courtney! Busting after big busts with Courtney! Discussing the importance of saving with Courtney! Bathing with Courtney! Bathing with Courtney and the children! Christmas with Courtney! Shopping with Courtney! Cheering up Courtney! Baking donuts for Courtney! Taking the children to the doctor with Courtney! Movie dates with Courtney! Vacationing with Courtney! Convincing Courtney to stop smoking to save money for their 10 children! Valentine’s Day with Courtney! Buying a house with Courtney! Buying pets with Courtney! Giving Courtney massages after a long day! Princess carrying Courtney! Cooking with Courtney! Filling Courtney’s life with light! Making Courtney a grandmother! Retiring with Courtney! Family dinners with Courtney! Falling asleep next to Courtney! Building a pillow fort with Courtney! Winning the county fair’s couples’ three-legged race with Courtney! Midnight IHOP runs with Courtney! Teaching their 18 children to hotwire the family minivan with Courtney! Legally buying tickets for Courtney! Getting trapped in an elevator with Courtney! Taking pictures of Courtney! Sour Patch Kid factory tours with Courtney!
>>553061889The fuck is your problem. The fujos are behaving right now.
>>553062068BASED>>553062279But they always come back
>>553062679They never left.
>>553063804WaterBOYS.....P-MEN.....
>>553062679He kept the thread alive, is what he did. He was a brave cave explorer. And in this thread, the fujoposter is a hero.End of story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8qG4AlK1qk
>>553042996I have more faith in Oliver than I do Mark.
>>553065798Would Robert be okay with dispatching a child hero?
>>553049403>Trust me.
>>553066930I would trust her if she stuck a knife in my back. And I would keep trusting her after
>>553067136>t.
>>553045726This dude’s life was miserable.
>>553066603It’ll be fine. Just send him alongside P-Man.
>>553067367>[Kill family]
she yearns
Bimbo Blazer
>>553067704When isn't she?
>>553067704Looking good drawanon
>>553067367Context>Rex was born into a poor family >had to steal just so he and his parents could eat>government agent comes knocking one day with a steak>says he’ll give the parents the food and all the money they could ever want in exchange for Rex>they agree>Rex is taken and experimented on by the government to give him his explosive powers >sent to kill "bad people" that were really political rivals the glowies wanted gone>Rex goes to find his parents to get revenge>they have two new children living the life he never got to have>doesn’t have the heart to follow through with killing them anymore>runs away after years of being an assassin>meets up with Eve and eventually joins Teen Team
>>553068175I would have waited until they were safely away from the kids and blown them up. Kids would probably be safer without those parents around anyway if they care that little for their own son.
>>553068175Is Debbie the only Parent in Invincible who isn’t a sociopath?
>>553068175>the reason Rex is a powerhouse is because he’s government trained assassin with years of experience under his belt It makes sense, but it’s still shocking that he probably has a bodycount comparable with Coupe.
>>553068175Dude was genuinely a demon at
>>553067726Do you think the amulet applies some amount of bimbofication to her
>>553069218>Dude was genuinely a demon at that point in his life.That’s what I get for hitting auto post.
Robert: You want to explain what it is you're doing here?Visi: I came looking for booty.Robert: You came looking for sex with an underage boy?Visi: oh no, i ain't come looking for no little boys, I ain't got no milk, no cookies, nothing. I came looking for man's buttRobert: A man's butt? Excuse me?Visi: oh I know who you are, Robert Robertson. but see, I calls you you Mecha dick. I watch your news stories all the time, so you can go ahead and bring in that suit, and them z teamers waiting outside. It dont make me no difference. Now, I tell you what, I likes you, and I wants you. Now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. The choice is yoursRobert: well, I dont think you and i will be doing anything any kind of wayVisi: okay, I- I see you choosing the hard wayRobert: okay, cut, this isnt working, someone get this girl oWH-Visi: DONT MAKE ME RUIN THAT BUCCI ROB, IM A- IM A BOOTY WARRIOR*plap plap plap* GET ME PREGNANT, GET ME PREGNANT
https://files.catbox.moe/firgor.mp4
>>553069617Robert shouldn't have been flaunting all that nonexistent booty around if he didn't want a crazed stalker to lovingly rape him.
>>553069985That was a waste of 10 seconds
>>553068882Doesn't make her a sociopath, but doesn't she say some shit to Mark in the comics like 'why did you run your father off?'.
>>553068882Lucan and Kregg mellow out once they marry Earth women.
>'I watched Courtney die.'>'I was there, and I watched her die.'>'I watched her suffer an asthma attack and suffocate, I could have given her, her inhaler.'>'I could have saved her, but I didn't.'
>>553070180Yes, but that’s more out of grief making her say stupid shit, and isn’t remotely close to selling your only son to become an assassin, and actually following through with Nolan’s "What’s another 17 years?"
NOW, I LIKE TO PUT THE JELLY INSIDE MY ASS, THEN, I PUT THE PEANUT BUTTER ON TOP OF IT. I CALL IT, A PEANUT BUTTER, JELLY, AND ASS SANDWICH, BUT BOB HERE WILL BE CALLING IT LUNCH
>>553070465Chase on his way to steal visi's inhaler while she's having an asthma attack
>>553068410That’d still be incredibly traumatic to them. From what he knows, his parents are good parents to his siblings, and he just couldn’t justify killing them after that. They don’t deserve to suffer just because he suffered.
>>553070539Oh I agree, it's a good scene. Just saying she's not perfect either. Obviously that's way less bad than selling your child off to be an assassin.
>>553069218
>>553070576>Courtney's just chilling on her and Robbie's couch watching TV when she feels a nasty asthma attack coming on>Gets up and heads to the bedroom to grab her inhaler>Just before she gets to nightstand a blur rushes into the room, rips open the drawer, grabs it, and disappears all within the blink of an eye>She turns around, barely able to breathe at this point, and rushes to the kitchen to grab the spare one Robert got her>Same exact thing happens just before she can reach the drawerIt's over.
>>553071013I guess Robert will have to give her mouth to mouth
>>553071087>Assassination attempt not only failed but brought them even closer togetherWorst case scenario for Chase.
This is how Robert is gonna get VisiShroud to rejoin Z-Team in season 2.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24wBxAWNv30
We're z-teamers. We dont quit just because we're wrong. We keep doing the wrong thing until its right!
>>553071505Robert you've failed every call for the last 3 days
plz give me a canon list of bands visi listens toi'm trying to become her
>>553073712https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRtd8ArvH_s&list=RDFRtd8ArvH_s&start_radio=1
>>553073712She would totally listen to depache mode
>see visi>heartache ensueshow do waifufags do this shit its like im willingly torturing myself
>>553029104Do you think Thundercuck passed out because he came so hard?
>>553073712https://youtu.be/gt0UqLw1tlg?si=F1kg9gPFZ8GQXGmG
>>553069318Do we know anything about her amulet? Is it magic or advanced alien tech? Either way it can turn her blonde and bestows incredible powers. It wouldn't be a stretch to assume it can alter other things about her as well, or could be modified to do so.
>>553076631>Do we know anything about her amulet?Besides it being the tool that grants her powers? No, nothing.
>>553076826And as we see with chase it must have some type of anti aging properties as well
>>553076973>it must have some type of anti aging properties as wellDefinitely. On her bio during the final dispatch. Where we'd see the age listed of the hero. For Blazer all it says is unknown.
What are the top ships in this fandom?
>>553077434According to AO3. Flambert followed by Invisimech.
>>553077669Wait is this something where the first person is top, 2nd person is bottom?
>>553077821Not necessarily. It's just how they are tagged. There's several kinds of dynamics depending on the author. They'll add an extra tag of top- so and so. To make it clear for the potential reader.
>>553077669>blazer/rob below waterboy/rob
>>553077669Speaking of AO3, anyone got some mechablazer fics to recommend? I'm already reading through this https://archiveofourown.org/works/75155006/navigate
>>553078290>was gonna comment on how it only looks that way because blazer and mandy are treated as separate tags>do the math>waterboy still has moreSo, this is the power of fujos...
>>553042467> https://files.catbox.moe/ii9zq7.mp4Why do I literally feel something in my head when I look at this? Courtney has gotten way too deep into my brain, and I won’t forgive her for it
hello, i love courtney
>>553078497Unfortunately no. I don't tend to read fanfics in general. I'm more so into visual fan art.
>>553015227Fuck, Kill, Marry.
>>553080610Why kill Robert?
>>553079551this is a very high iq and spiritually clean post. I can only imagine the person who made it is a respectable, pure hearted person.
hello, i love mandy
ijts not finished yet but had to get one last piece out to adhoc.this will have multiple variations (visishroud cant keep her hands off bob bob)
>>553081446this is literally a twinkie
>>553082015yummmm
>>553074836
This submission to the fanart contest is phenomenal. Shines well beyond what I submitted. Really wonder how AdHoc's voting is going to work on this competition.
>>553085865it's just a rehash, don't be too hard on urself
>>553087785Thanks anon.
Courtney will eat Bobert at some point. Bobert is doomed.
>>553087785I have the power at my fingertips to generate infinite AI goodness of this sorceress.
>>553060135It's a complete nothingburger
Femanons, how do you rank the guys for attractiveness? Genuinely wondering.
>>553088947It’s in alpha which is a shame. Hopefully the creator behind this doesn’t get in over their head with it.
>>553081895Based artchad.Good luck!
I haven't been able to bring myself to get the Failed Mentor achievement, but I do think it's the most interesting outcome for the plot to build from, especially if Visi was romanced.
>>5530905931. Waterboy2. (You)3. Robert4. Phenomaman5. Punch Up
>>553087894>Courtney will eat Bobert at some point. Good!
https://files.catbox.moe/1ctcxf.mp4
>>553066603Maybe if the alternative is letting people die.
>>553078290What fujos see in waterboy?A perfect depiction of queer or so? I gave him a chance because I hoped the work in the team would give him some spine, but no. His söiboish rage against the wending machine was disgusting
Robert leaving work only to get blackbagged and abducted by VisiShroud (she grabbed Beef as well)!
>>553100207speaking as a bi guy, he's extremely attractive with his goggles off, i'd fuck and date him if he wasn't such a stuttering retard
>>553081446Very based
>>553042996Robert could probably be more useful during the Invincible War by himself. If Tech Jacket could solo one, he should be able to as well.
Will season 2 be good?
>>5531062268ball says maybe.
Robert needy cookiehttps://files.catbox.moe/9i8201.jpg
>>553106226Only if there are in-game models so CG porn artists can animate with them
>>553106226I hope so.
>>553106226I am a bit worried but the simple fact is that it would mean I get to spend more time with Visi and that alone is worth the risk of a flop.
What exactly was his plan after shooting Robert when he got the pulse? Surely he knew he'd have no leverage, and he knew Chase was juiced up by the amulet. I don't see any outs.What was he thinking?
>>553114824well, his goons were op as shit due to his augments, so probably just have them knock out z team and fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5lslzPHFG0
>>553114824Shroud is a failed poet, this would be the great end of his revenge on RR2, especially after that made-up story about bullets and the revolver
>>553115141>he didn’t give him bothAre you stupid?
Why can’t Blazerbros just accept that people simply like Courtney and choose her without coping and trying to find reasons why her popularity is fake?
>>553123524Why are you going to plebbit specifically to find shit to pick a fight in the first place
>>553123524yeah because blazer doesn't give as much of a shit where as visi is completely head over heels for robert. That's the point. it's why she pouts like a sad puppy every time you pick anything but her romance option
>>553123524>How Dispatch treats you for not going on Invisigal's date: you monster!Based, let Robbie and Courtney watch romcom kino at the local kinoplex.
>>553123945It's not that she doesn't give less of a shit, she can just handle rejection better. Which is case in point of how the game doesn't treat the two routes equally, which is what the devs themselves admitted.
Need Visi’s full “thinking of Robert Robertson” playlist
>>553123524I’ll always pick Visi so I don’t really care about this, but I will note even on a full Visi route when Shroud mentions that Visi and Robert are in love the camera pans to Mandy who has a bit of a sad expression. She clearly likes Robert but she’s not as desperate for his affection like Visi is.
Just woke up and realized women like Courtney and Mandy don’t exist irl. Now what?
>>553125185Visi Shroud listens to this while thinking of him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0dj43DVS1M
I keep seeing this game in my Youtube Shorts, can someone please tell me what the actual gameplay is like?Is it like a Telltale game?
Top 5 Telltale games? For me it's>TWD season 1>Tales from the Borderlands>Dispatch (spiritually Telltale)>The Wolf Among us>Batman season 2
>>553127339>Is it like a Telltale game?Yes, however the walk around point and click gameplay sections were replaced with This is the Police. Which is a major upgrade.
>>553127069Visi Shroud and Robert both listen to this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32udqal_lyQ
>>553128149What would you say is the ratio between cutscenes and actual gameplay, if you don't mind me asking?
>>553128427Honestly I'm not sure, I'd safely say though that there's more cutscenes than actual gameplay (not including QtE sequences). There's also a hacking mini-game. The dispatching segments and hacking mini-game also actually effect the ending so if you're going for the good ending you need to actually try.
https://x.com/eijie_nutz/status/2008943190452392380
>>553128389>'...Kino...'>'Hm? What'd you say, Visi?'>'Oh, I said it's uh kino.'>'What the hell does that mean?'>'It just means that it's really good.'>'So why not just say that?'>'Man, just shut up and watch the movie.'>'Pffft, dork.'
>>553123524It's just Cortney who shows her feelings; it's hard to say what's in Mandy's mind.
>>553128735Thx. One more question, is the game interesting enough without the romance or is that the main focus (seems like it from clips)?
>>553131517The romance isn't the main focus, I'll admit Robert and Courtney's romance did elevate the experience for me and I found their banter and general scenes together to always be a treat. However even if all of that was removed it would still be a great game, if you liked Telltale at its peak you'll like Dispatch.
>>553092841This is the second time I have seen a girl putting Waterboy first.
>>553092841>>553132475How does one Hermymaxx?
>>553133519>6’4”>Slim build>Soft facial features >Shy
>>553121636>Grand and nefarious scheme was ruined by a retarded brown tomboy who wanted some praise and dick from Shroud's targetHow hard is he seething in prison?
I didn't have as much time as I wanted yesterday but I shit this out.Getting the filzesize low is always a pain
>>553140243KEK, it's perfect.
>>553140243Slightly edited so that the win in the third line is in frame. I wanted to get some transparent for chases head turn but I dont have the time right now
>>553123524
>>553141597
>>553141597Underdog wins are much more satisfying
>>553141597>Bobert, you gotta try sniffing this.
>Outstanding achievement in character (Robert & Invisigal)Based!
>>553143110Fantastic
>>553143110Total Courtney Victory
I feel like Visi is the type of chick who dropped out of high school
>>553143912well, she is retarded
>>553144252Shes street smart
>>553144972i could never fail her even if it is just to see the other outcome. I gotta help my wife
Invisibros we have to stop winning…
>>553043740https://x.com/Brizksie/status/1989953498054889897
>>553143912Probably honestly.>In season 2 Robert helps her get her GED.
>>553145194>in pearlCourtney made this video praising her boyfriend, didn't she?
>>553145116I only did it once for the webms so I never have to fail them again
https://files.catbox.moe/4413uf.jpg
>>553145194Canon
>>553146452not clicking that but just based on the photo >GOD DAMN IT
>>553146634>C'mon Robert, tell them this is all just one big misunderstanding and that you won't be pressing charges
>>553146452I will never have this
>>553150235It's over, bbbros
>>553150532Surprised no one has edited this to be them flying towards the twin towers, I guess it's just too obvious/low brow.
Skip or forward until next choice when AdHoc
>>553151070Saving it for Dispatch 2, same goes for infinite dispatch mode.
>>553150532Don't care It will always be Mandy Robertson for me
>>553150235If they win some artfag better draw Courtney giving Robert head in a limo.
Polyfags truly are a scourge upon mankind
>>553152578>Not using filtersNGMI
Prism doesn't get enough love
Courtney’s got goofy, girly clothes in her wardrobe and listens to Paramore. After that, how could anyone see her as anything but cute?
>>553156587WaterMAN won.
>>553156787Adhoc, please have her wear that at least once in season 2. Preferably when she's on a date with Robert.
>>553152048Based, and I say this as a Visibro.
>spent the whole day at work thinking about Visi like some lovestruck teenagerI'm a 29 old years old slavic man with a family, what the fuck, I should be immune to waifu brainrot.
>>553158365>>spent the whole day at work thinking about Visi like some lovestruck teenagerBased
>>553015227>/SDN/ - Dispatch General #33 Anonymous 01/07/26(Wed)11:25:44 No.553015227▶>>553015680 >>553026264 >>553080610> Movie Night Edition> A general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studios> https://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/> >Dispatch merch store> https://store.adhocla.com/> >Dispatch fanart contest> Enter your Dispatch-themed creations for a chance to win some prizes!> Deadline to submit is January 7, 2026. AdHoc employees will conduct a rigorous internal vote and the winners will be announced about a week later. (When exactly? How many winners will there be? TBD, depends on how many entries we receive!) Prizes will be a mix of digital and physical goodies.> By submitting your work for the contest, you agree to allow AdHoc to share it on socials!> Send a submission now: contest@adhocla.com> Previous: >>552852109
>>553148036Been reading a lot of fanfic about these two. Good stuff.
Mandy's playing the long game. She's gonna slowly furnish Robert's apartment one day at a time until it eventually becomes warm and inviting and then that's when she moves in and starts making him coffee every day and telling him to join her on the couch to watch shitty reality tv. All to distract him from the mecha man grindset. Don't fall for it king
>>553160164I look like that and I say that.
>>553160369It was incredibly kind of her and Chase to bring Robert a comfy couch.
>>553160626get back in the corner courtney
I'm a visifag, but anyone else really dislike the defend Visi speech during episode 7? It just sounds to milquetoast to me
goodnight /SDN/
>>553161509G'night.
>>553160784Only if Robert goes in the corner with her.
Would people be mad if it was revealed Flambae is actually bi in season 2?
>>553156834Is that ship actually canon or just waterfag cope?
>>553165612Oh, I'm sure.
>>553166051>Is that ship actually canon No, but Hydroman will either get some demoness pussy or black pussy in season 2.
>>553166051>Is that ship actually canonNo. It's just another fan ship that's gained popularity.
>>553166051Probably cope, they help each other after the final fight, but that's all
>>553166664So it is cope. Ok.
>>553166836Hermy WILL get choccy or red velvet cake.
>>553165612i hope mandy cheats on robert with him
>>553167204The only way I see that happening is if he's packing a python in his pants. A big enough dick can make up for any character faults.
>>553167845Mandy does not like flashy guys
Very good chance this happened at least once.https://files.catbox.moe/pfwf77.jpg
>>553161529Do furries really like sonar?
>>553160964I fucking love all the corny Boy Scout dialogue choices. We need more of this in superhero media
>>553160964bruh was thinking was his dick, it wasn't a rational decision
Come on, fuckers, you definitely checked the hastag on xitter, youtube, tiktok and waited for this
this game looks cool, is it hetslop?
>>553173839https://youtube.com/shorts/8iqv73aPy2A?si=___UxEbHIsF_o8Lp
>>553173839It's hetkino.
>>553173839You can only get with Blazer and Invisigal, yup. But that hasn't stopped fanartists making what they want to see.
>>553170510A good amonut seem to enjoy him plus he's voiced by critikal so that added more to his appeal to that demo.
If you had to cut one Z-Team member from the roster in season 2 who would it be?
>>553172940I really wonder who'll make it out on top. I hope there will be at least a consolation prize for the majority that participated. Not expecting much but at least a digital wallpaper or something.
>>553175325no one
>>553175535what if the first prize is a real visi/BB/flambae wife
>>553176447Robob...
>>553176541How would they award that? In terms of best fanart dedicated to each respective character?
>>553176612We don't kick people when they're down. We lift them up.
>>553176730>How would they award that?Human trafficking
I haven't finished the game yet but is it weird that I kissed Blazar in episode 1 and began dating her later on?
>>553177938No it's the canon pairing
>>553178096>canon pairingLmao
GET SYNERGIZED GET SYNERGIZED GET SYNERGIZED GET SYNERGIZED GET SYNERGIZED GET SYNERGIZED
>>553178375GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GRT PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>553178096Do people ever really just date their coworkers like that? I swear that's just a thing in media
>>553178818If Robert(a) Robertson IV isn't conceived in the mech Adhoc is a studio full of hack frauds.
We are so dead
>>553181597We are dead as Disco
>>553179080Sometimes though the workplace doesn't encourage or condone it.
>>553181597It is what it is.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dglui5Ne27A
>>553181597go to v, there should be some baiting thread there
>>553181871FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>553179080It happens, but usually just between boring and unappealing workers
>>553182030
you guys give up so easily
I just want season 2 okayI just want to know what the oc is for
>>553178096that image is just the tradwife bullshit that those rw baiting accounts spam on X, think the BB fanbase are jeets/weak-willed white boys that want to larp as an aryan chad
>>553182510You referring to the contest?
>>553182635>I just want season 2 okayDon't we all?
>>553182342Don't speak for me.
>>553182784>Robert and Courtney after they take up Alice and Chad's squatting regiment.
>>553183015>Robert got some tips from Chad so he could make his ass nicer for Courtney, and she went to Alice so she could make her ass nicer for Robert>Neither of them let the other know they were doing thisIf that's not love, then I don't know what is.
>>553182635I doubt the girl with higher position in the company and way stronger can be considered a tradwife.
>>553183586Make it happen AdHoc!
>>553182894based
How does he do that
>>553185782Robert's double jointed on that thumb. I can do that too.
>>553185841This is so fucking gay
>>553185964Ew you're both disgusting.
>>553185967gay kino
>>553182635>white boyscringe
>>553186454No just gay
>>553186086https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_JHQJwv-DMw
>>553186608Can't appreciate talent even when it slaps you on the face.
i stopped looking at weird porn and gooning for courtney
>>553172940i hate disingenuous, sympathy-farming garbage like this and they've been doing this since releasethese shitters WILL ruin S2, mark my words
>>553187457I wouldn't be surprised. Telltale before them never really had a good track record when it came to their sequels. Let alone their standalone games. Be it for their writing and decisions really not mattering all that much in the grand scheme.
>>553187457honestly yeah it probably will suck, the story felt pretty wrapped up as-is regarding robert, the teams development, the romances etc
>>553166813Prism's VA also ships them
>>553168317Well, it's not like she's denying it.
>>553191471We sure she's just not taking the piss? Much like with her "I'm the pegger not the pegee" or Robert's "People don't think about much when I blow 'em" comment? >>553022463
>>553187125I have never started.>200+ Visi fanarts saved>not a single lewd one
>>553191657You never know with her, but the fact that she's a voyeur is canon, and that's already a basis for suspicion.
>>553191816I save the ones I thought were good and romantic but I haven't jerked off to any, and don't plan to
>>553172940Only about 1500 submissions? I expected at least double.
good night /sdn/ I'm gonna fantasize about falling asleep in Mandy's arms to cope for my crippling loneliness
The most power tits on earth....
>>553197659you really are a fucking jeet holy shit lmaoooooooooo
https://files.catbox.moe/86bne0.webm
>>553201464lol. Nice meme and thanks.
>>553202258Thanks for your continues efforts
Can we really keep this alive until the fanart contest is over? Is there a point?
>>553203675More and more it seems like a futile effort. Even for me, I don't know if we can make it another week. Yet I am interested in seeing it through. I just hope AdHoc teases something in the future once the winners of the contest are announced proper.
>>553203675stop doomposting >>553203940stop replying to doomposts
>>553205161Sorry anon.
Mandybros... I feel like I'm running out of hopium with each passing day. S2 can't come soon enough
>>553205161I'm sorry Anon, I guess I'm just discouraged by the fact that it'll be two weeks or so until the contest is over, and until then we have to sustain ourselves on ritualposting or whatever
>>553205784this is nothing shut the fuck up
visi watching rob while he sleeps
>>553205716milquetoast image
>>553206379basedddddd
>>553206483I have more.
>>553206379Based
Coupé a cute
>>553205716>S2 can't come soon enough4 more years
>>553191816you're a good man courtneybro>no visi lewds or jerking off to heri thankfully never sank that low
>>553191342Based
How does it feel knowing season 2 is fucked because AdHoc is gonna pander to Video essayists?https://youtu.be/9-25zbyRH78?si=1I6F3rDMChh7PbJ6
>>553213649Why would they?
Played through this game in one sitting. It was surprisingly really good but... really short? The average playthrough can't be more than 7 hours. I remember TWD games from Telltale being fairly longer so why?
>>553214850Because they don’t want to get cancelled?
>>553215430
>>553215704they should've kissed in that movie theater
>>553215309this is hand animated frame by frame
>>553215704>near 2:1 ratioLove conquers all!
i think they'll get some studio like fortiche or blur for S2, they'll want to posh up their portfolio like all american businesses
>>553216007Igloo are the GOATs — the best animation I’ve ever seen for such simple-looking faces.
I put way too much time into making this.
>>553218376Baseddddd
>>553218376THE RAPED
>>553218376Fake fans: “NOOOO YOU CAN’T ROMANCE VISI! SHE’S A HECKIN RAPISTCourtneybros: “That’s why we romance her”
>>553218907she could never rape me
>>553216007Doubt, it's an easy way to go bancrupt before the game even launch. Despite the popularity it's not like 10m copies sold
>>553220362>BancruptThat's a new one
>>553220930you fags are vicariously living your loser trad fantasy through this ship lolllllllllllll
>>553218376KEK
>>553220930Tradwife Mandy is so much hotter when you factor in the fact that she's also a high profile superhero and manager as her day job
>>553223316all the fags itt are vicariously living through some delusional fantasy in general
what if adhoc released a stealth update that allowed you to romance malevola under very specific circumstances and just told no one about it
>>553226163I must b loyle to waifu
>>553226394based loyle courtneygod
>>553201464Based Tony.
>>553206379>VisiShroud and Roberthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAwbNj2f3n4
>>553215830Nah it would've been too soon, but they should have a movie date in a future season where they do kiss.
>>553226394fuckkkk need a visi wife to blow me after coming home from work bruhs
>>553227103all this "too soon" bullshit just tells me you're a bunch of puritanical fucks trying to "fix" a "bad" girl
>>553226394It's kinda funny that 20% of players who chose Blazer in episode 4 leaned in to kiss Visi, while 10% refused a second date. Around 6–7% of those who chose the movie date with Visi rejected her in episode 7Courtneybros are true loyal
>>553227495>wanting to help someone in genuine spiritual/moral crisis that needs love is puritanicalyou're a stupid and unserious person
>>553227495I mean like in relation to the romance, Robert doesn't realize Courtney genuinely likes him until the dance and Courtney hasn't found the balls yet to make a move by the time the movie date occurred. Them kissing there would have made the romance felt rushed. I like that they don't kiss until the second to last episode and don't actually become a couple until the very end.
>>553226394Robert...
Why are you fags like this
>>553229897That's just how fujos operate in general.
>>553229897Postmillennial mind vulgarizes everything into a fetish, unfortunately. I doubt this is the thing secular activists expected
Why is she always making retarded faces?
>>553232403Because she is retarded, duhDid you think retarded people are supposed to make smart faces or something?
>>553232403robert is 100% the first guy to actually treat her right and it completely confuses her every time
>WHEN YOU IN THE Z TEAM, THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS BOOTY
>>553226163They clearly said they didn't add it because musclemommy faggotry would ruin the game
>>553232403Because Robert's wife is a tard.
>>553218376>All this fancontent that imagines Courtney is super dominant and just waiting for the moment to pounce Robert.>Constantly see it the absolute other way, that Courtney is all bark and no bite. 100% will fold the nanosecond Robert gives her the affirmative, loving attention she desperately craves.>Nobody recognizes the absolute cinema of a tsundere who gets what she secretly wants, but struggles with accepting/expressing how happy she is.
>>553233980in both of their kisses she is the one who initiates
If Courtney is 27 and has apparently been treated like shit her whole life, wouldn't a guy treating her well actually be a huge turn-off to her? Maybe I'm just looking into it too hard, it's not IRL, ideals can exist in fiction.
>>553234224Not necessarily, no. I was treated like shit most of my life and people being nice was uncomfortable at first but not unpleasant or repulsive.
>>553234162Obviously she's a unique Tsundere, or whatever you'd call it. She's extremely upfront with her flirting, given she just outright admitted to having a sex dream about him after he called her out. To me it is just very clear that she doesn't know what to do with Robert and how he generally engages with her. It reads that she craves his validation/him returning affection. Their dynamic would change dramatically if he went on the offensive, and to me it's more funny/entertaining if she had no real plan for what would happen if he ever did reciprocate her advances.
>>553234224>Went to the movies to see a romcom>Probably has a praise kinkShe strikes me as a secret romantic who has become cynical to the idea that she could ever love or be loved due to a lifetime of loneliness.
>>553234224he's good looking, that's why it works. Also the whole point is that she's supposed to be this hidden gem, the romantic who had to watch her back and she's a loner because she was only around shitty people. And that's extremely endearing and it's why i chose her. But that's not how people work in real life, if she were a real person, she'd have a bodycount higher than the gaza strip and would actually be an irredeemable piece of shit hero-wise
>>553233980I think that a lot of people do get the fact that her raunchy humor is a defensive mechanism, there's plenty of fancontent showing what she really craves inside. But imagining her genuinely willing to assault Robert if he doesn't comply is just pretty fucking funny, similarly to portraying her as an autistic 2INT retard.
>>553234671it's likely how the writers intended it given the quick little glances she gives him in the cinema right before the cut to the credits.
>>553235295
>>553235201It's not totally unrealistic, anon. What would matter a lot is whatever her canon childhood/growing up was like. IF her childhood wasn't totally shit, and she grew up (especially early) with positive parental figures (mother+father) she would plausibly have a foundation for why underneath everything she's a good, relatively stable person.Something must have gone wrong in her life, and it would have had to happen after the good early childhood period. Then she would have went into a survival mode, and made her highly cynical about things.
Looks gay and lame. cant they just make a game about superheros?
>>553235295>imagining her genuinely willing to assault Robert if he doesn't complyShe's completely justified in doing this btw.
>>553235859can I get some heals
>>553235656you would have a point if there weren't endless examples of girls being normal, then going to college and coming home as gender goblins with green hair and a thousand tattoos
>>553235850>The Iliad is lame and gay, why can't it just be about Achilles kicking ass?>Why does Gilgamesh keep whining about being remembered when he should just keep fucking bitches in his city?Anon, this has been an integral part of human storytelling since the dawn of time. We need the human connection to the larger than life.
>>553235956You think Golem and VisiShroud still play vidya together or does she lose all contact with Z-Team?
I like how most fujo art spam happens in the dead of night in my timezone
>>553236068What you perceive as normal is probably more just a time bomb detonating the moment they're able to try and express themselves. By and large it's called fatherless behavior for a reason, Anon.If you want to make Courtney work as depicted, just imagine she had a very strong father/father-figure in her early childhood that impacted her a lot and it all kind of works.
Lil Courtney corrupting Lil Robert into becoming a supervillain duo with her when they grow up!
>>553236261that's when he wakes upGod bless him for keeping the threads alive during dead hours
>>553236261They're nocturnal devils. We know.
>>553236382NOT ON MY WATCH
Mandybros...
>>553236261>>553236476>>553236691Do they hiss at sunlight?
>>553235656>What would matter a lot is whatever her canon childhood/growing up was likeI hope we see her backstory/childhood in the second season, I think there's a line in the game that suggests she didn't exactly have a great childhood. But no actual details on what it was like or what she went through.
>>553236132they still do but Visishroud is even more toxic on games and yaps about all the times she's been stalking Robert (so every day)
>>553236965Wait for season 2 broIt will be peak, trust in the plan
>>553236962>Instead of trying to be there for Lil Courtney and keep her on the straight and narrow like Robert he just frames her for a crime and gets her shipped off to juvie and away from Robert Jesus Christ, Chase....
How come Bobert is still covered in bruises like half a year after his injuries? Bruises usually heal up in like a week or two. Is he hemophilic or something?
what is she not into about robert? is there even anything about Rob that could give her an ick?
>>553236965>Pairing so good they got nominated for an awardNice
>>553238045No
>>553238045If it's Robert related, she wants it.
>>553238045
>>553238045If Robert started acting like a villain, that would ick her out
>>553238027I don't think that the few bruises we see when he's changing are from the bomb incident, but rather from the fight with the skittles gang. But he could also have some hematomas, they may heal for months.
>>553236313i have goslinged over her for the past month or so and i still know that it's not realistic. it's why the fiction is so great. It lets you experience the good without the bad
>>553238841Damn I really want a scene of Visishroud being like OG Shroud was with Blonde Blazer in episode 7 but for Mecha Man.
Bored at workPost Mandy/Courtneycorehttps://youtube.com/watch/A__cH65WRvE
>>553239518>Mecha Man, now that’s a real fucking hero. And just look at those pecs>uhh, boss? You can’t see his pecs in that picture>…
>>553238584>When we get the pulse back and throw a party to celebrate I'm absolutely gonna rape him after everyone else clears out
>>553237795>"Remember when you met that cute boy who told you he was going to help your family out so they could make rent? It was me, Courtney. I bought Robert a 12 pack of beer and got him drunk so he forgot all about it! You had to steal to try and scrounge up the money and got caught and sent to juvie.
>>553238841>Trying to redeem her fallen hero BF instead of being evil with himLame!
>>553240672
>>553238027>>553239053I wonder how many of the scars on his body are from Courtney blowing him up?
>>553235361From what we've seen I honestly think Courtney is strong enough that she could rape Robert if she really wanted to.
>>553238045Him wanting to uphold the family tradition
>>553243765Right. Because Courtney will name their daughter Roberta.
Which Tarantino movie is Visi's favorite?
>>553243765I feel like she'd be totally against it the entire pregnancy, but when the moment of truth comes she'd fold and name him Robert IV.
>>553245143inglorious basterds, she cheers for hans landa
>>553245143Which one has the most feet?
>>553245143Do you think Visi watches the scene where Marcellus gets raped and gets a few ideas from it?
>>553245143Once Upon a Time in Hollywood because it's the most cinephile-y of his movies.
>>553245143Pulp Fiction solely because of this scene.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knAqM2Gsfi4
>>553237787Mandystocks will go to the Moon in Season 2 for sure. Invest low
>>553245571>not “bring out the gimp”
>>553245818Alright solely because of those two scenes.
>>553245420Robert was terrified when he noticed Courtney wouldn't stop staring at him strangely when they got to that scene.
>>553245259>Robert, have you ever watched From Dusk Till Dawn?
>>553246564Man I'm not even a footfag but I would gladly let prime Salma Hayek do that to me. Tarantino probably jazzed his pants during that scene.
>>553245234>'You are sheltering Invisibitch, are you not?'
>>553246961It’s jizzed, Waterboy
Can Robert fix these guys?
>>553245143TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES AND SOCKS
>>553249027No, he's gonna have P-Man and Waterboy kill them.
>>553249027There are all kinds of characters who I wonder if he could fix
>ywn hold courtney and make her proud of herselfbrvtal feel brosim a gosligger now
>>553249027The Deep is black?
>>553249447Yeah and A-Train was white.
>>553249447He and Starlight are also the only members of the seven to survive the comics
>>553249729The Deep survives in the comics? Huh, is he painted as more sympathetic in them?
>>553249976He’s kind of a non entity in the comics. He’s shows to be the most level headed member of the seven and the rest of the seven make fun of him for being the Aqua man of the team, but he doesnt show up much and doesn’t play any major part in the story
>>553250450Huh so I presume he doesn't rape Starlight in the comics and that was a show only thing?
>>553250559Starlight gets it worse in the comics. In the comics, Homelander, Black Noir, and A Train all make her suck them off
>>553250967Jesus
>>553250967I hate pretentious shock value violence and sexual depravity. Garth is a subhuman
>>553243765I think it's the other way around, Robert doesn't want to continue the legacy, while Courtney would probably be for it
>>553250967I'm really glad that Dispatch turned out to be sorta like counter-deconstructive to shit like The Boys or Invincible. The era of "Superman must be evil because white people or something" has been getting tiresome.
>>553251967Dispatch isn't even really superhero fiction it's a workplace black comedy with superpowers
Kid Robert is too cute for this world.
>>553252259Courtney, don't do it.
>>553252308Just because something is cute doesn't mean it is molestable, idiot. Cuteness is to be cherished and protected.
>>553252413Is he not asking for it though?
>>553252563He is asking for head pats.
>>553252202I wouldn’t even call it a black comedy since the humor is more often than not, lighthearted, if not raunchy
Imagine Flambae as a delinquent kid in the streets of Afghanistan, kek
>>553252662
>>553252871Do you think his family left Afghanistan because he was gay and would've been otherwise stoned to death for it?
>>553252308Don't do what?
>>553249341stay strong anon, the feels will eventually pass.
>>553252871I wonder if he grew up there at all or was just born there?
>>553253003It's rare for a family to care about their child's personal wellbeing over the state of their perceived honor status. Case in point: the immigrant father who (with the help of his two sons) drowned his seventeen year old daughter in a swamp for daring to take off her headwrap and put on makeup (and post it on tiktok).
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YluqKZB-puw>you will never have a perfect person to fall in love withIt's not fair bros.
>>55325333136 years old puts him in the Soviet invasion era, and Herat seems to have a mujahedin presence according to Wikipedia
It is beyond un-masculine for a father to kill his own daughter
>>553253204>back to feeling nothinggrvke
>>553253371Weird how leftists adore and revere that ideology and its followers.
>>553253371Don't even get me started with Chechens send their relatives to capture and then murdering their own daughters once they get them back to Chechnya.
>>553253371GoddamnWhat country was that in?
>>553253371A girl's father and brothers are supposed to be her biggest protectors :(
>>553253878Netherlands.
>>553254110Better import infinity more of them, they'll integrate right in
>>553254110.......................................I fucking hate the left
>OH N-
>>553253823Flambae killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator
In season 2 Robert will have to protect Invisgal from her crazy father and two brothers - who are also total jerkoffs.
>>553254968I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out she grew up in an orphanage and never had a family.
>>553253496
>canonically 5'10>canonically average dick size>canonically in financial ruin >still pulls every pretty woman around him and is wildly desiredJBW is law bros...
>>553255534JBR (Just Be Robert) is law.
We want gay romance option
This was a surprisingly chill thread.
>>553256927yes
>>553256927>Gay romance option>But it's not Flambae or WaterboyWould the gay/fujo Dispatch fans still be happy with this?
>>553256927Careful where you say that. I would welcome the option. Long as it’s Flambae or Phenomaman.
>>553257134No. I certainly wouldn’t. I swear if they include Winter in season 2 just to be the token gay romance option or worse pair him off with Flambae. I’d be irritated.
>>553257501>I swear if they include Winter in season 2 just to be the token gay romance option or worse pair him off with Flambae. I could see them doing this honestly, they get to reuse a character they wanted to include but couldn't and you get the whole fire and ice thing.
>>553257684I can see it happening as well but I wouldn’t be fond of making them an item. That’s so cliche and it would come off as ticking a box. Oh two queer characters let’s just make them lovers.
>>553257956That's fair, but who knows maybe they could write them in a way that makes them a good couple. Plus I like Flambae, I'd be happy for him if he gets some dick.
>>553258401Yes
>>553258301It would have to take a lot in my eyes. And I wonder if Nick and Pierre would be still hellbent on having Winter be involved in a love triangle because that’s how his character was conceived as. It’d add some drama between him and Flambae. But I’d hate to see Flambae caught up in more bullshit than usual too.
So you decided to die /sdn/ before the result of the contest, or so?
>>553258994>hellbent on having Winter be involved in a love triangle>They add Winter to Z-Team and make the player and Robert believe he's trying to get into Courtney's pants>Game pushes you to pick the most antagonistic options when it comes to him>Halfway through the season much to the player and Robert's surprise it's revealed Winter was gay this whole time and only Robert was in the dark about this>Winter had assumed Robert was being an asshole to him because he's homophobicThe only way they could have him involved in a love triangle that I wouldn't hate, if done well it could be pretty funny.
>>553259409The bakery has been shut down, it's over.
>>553259409I’m phone posting . The ball is in anyone’s court. If they are interested in starting a new thread.
>>553259409It's not over yet
>>553257134
>>553259409It depends on the fujo whether /SDN/ keeps going or not.
>>553260004>>553260004>>553260004
Visi is an alternate universe version of Tatsuki Fujimoto.
>>553251291It’s more of a commentary on celebrity culture, and all of the degenerate shit they get up to. And it ended up being even more culturally relevant today with the whole Diddy Case.