We Can Work With This EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch storehttps://store.adhocla.com/>Dispatch fanart contestEnter your Dispatch-themed creations for a chance to win some prizes!Deadline to submit is January 7, 2026. AdHoc employees will conduct a rigorous internal vote and the winners will be announced about a week later. (When exactly? How many winners will there be? TBD, depends on how many entries we receive!) Prizes will be a mix of digital and physical goodies.By submitting your work for the contest, you agree to allow AdHoc to share it on socials!Send a submission now: contest@adhocla.comPrevious: >>552769819
stop posting fagslop
Invisimech <3333
Flambert <3333
Shroud's a fucking asshole. He does not get to win, we get to win!
Goodnight Atlas-anon, thank you for protecting the thread
>no choices matter>you JUST get the girl>you JUST get your suit back for free>you JUST earn your team's trust>dispatch minigame is ass and has 0 impact on anythinghow the FUCK is this so highly reviewed?
>>552854368Because it's your typical superhero journey that's largely played straight and earnestly. Sure it gets crass with its humor and the constant swearing. Though it doesn't subvert expectations with tropes seen in the last decade. I.E. evil Superman or what not.
>>552854584Typical superhero journey involves some struggleThis is Welcome to the NHK journey where a cute girl comes to save your NEET ass
>>552854717That too. I mean people have compared this game to Twilight for a reason.
SDN pays like shit, so the newlyweds had no choice but to sell out
>I saw kids acting like Invisigal, calling you by name, glorifying your ass? Makes me sick motherfucker, how far we done fell..
>>552855840>Nig-
>>552852109i love my retarded invisible brown tomboy wife courtney
>>552855840https://youtube.com/shorts/wwUo5-6Y-5Q?si=_5H9in-NJbU2QnKV
Enjoy this one, Courtneyfags. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvtXkQdh2Fk&lc=UgxJ_87_LKzLdqy6NuF4AaABAgI will never stop loving Mandy.
>>552858337It’s slop
>>552860110Everyhting's slop today. You might as well get full and fed or starve.
>>552860840Why did Robert dodge the booty, is he stupid?
>>552860974He doesn't want post-party gossip in the office
>>552861994he doesn't have a choice. Besides, everyone knew bobert went to the movies with her the next day, remember flambae said it
First shift of episode 4 is killing me, trying to do a 100% dispatch run and I'm stretched way too thin
>>552863459Who did you cut? The game's easier with Sonar around.
>>552863905I cut Sonar, Coupe is better in general imo, but this shift is harder with Malevola leaving compared to Punch-up
>>552863905I've seen people say Coop has more utility than Sonar which I could agree with for a first run. But for repeat runs when you sort of know what to expect and when to "time" his transformations he's incredibly useful
>>552854368The Dispatch minigame is important if you want to redeem Visi. You get points towards her hero meter for every successful mission you send her on.
>>552864113I just don't see how Sonar can compete with 3 free Combat/Mobility, flying that always works and possibly the best synergy combo in the game.
>>552865438By having the Talk Shit perk that gives you re-rolls (even the Bat Shiti perk is great, through I prefer Talk Shit), carrying people to and from locations in bat form, and having great synergy with Malevola assuming you make her a bit of an all-rounder with beefed up mobility. Again, he's essentially two characters in one and if you know when to send him to rotate his forms he's more useful than Coop.
>>552865830Oh and also being Int+Cha build in hybrid form comes in handy for a good chunk of missions and fills a niche in the team so you can focus on other stats for other characters.
>>552865830>implying I need rerolls
>>552866380Sometimes it fucks you over m8. Also if you're this poster>>552863459then it sounds like you might need them
>>552866518Nah, the issue is calls timing out, not failing them. There's not enough time to give Coupe or Sonar hero training at that point anyway, Golem > Visi > Flambae are the highest priorities imo.
>>552866661Missed calls and failed calls are essentially the same thing except one doesn't potentially result in injuries. And yeah, Golem's the mvp with Spread Thin. Still, try it with Sonar and see how you get on if it doesn't work with Coop.
>>552852651Based!
>>552866661Do you know about the dev oversight/built in feature that prevents new calls if scripted dialogues are playing? Also the game has waves system that prevent new wave starting until you check the after action report of the last wave's mission.
>you have to rewatch every single cut scene on replaycould this game possibly be any worse
Why do you do this, you dumb motherfucker Flambert, it was 100% until then
>>552855840Chase is Stinkmeaner, seeing Robert and Courtney happy makes him feel nothing but hate.https://youtu.be/xo_zYB_DHF8?si=2WurWQRWlO1knE_D&t=16
>>552869192It's from The Wirehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeCit3qkqxA
>>552856693Robert....
How does Z-Team deal with this?
>>552870649>1 invisigal>1 knife
>>552870649Sonar can use his echo scream to disorient him, Prism can blind him and use her light constructs to restrain him so he doesn't fall and crush the babies. Malevola can open a portal behind him to punch and knock him down and catch him before he falls.Flambae, a sweet person that cares about children will actually try to reason with him and then threaten to burn his corpse to ashes if he hurts even one of them.Coupe can straight up murder him in such a way that he won't be able to pull the trigger and then catch him.Phenomaman is literally Superman. He's fast enough. I believe in him.
>>552870752>Robert, can we take one of these babies? Pretty plz?
>>552871490they already have 12, golem will take care of them instead. Maybe punchup and coop.
>>552870649Sonar eats the babies to take away the man's bargaining power in true Harvard graduate fashion
Thank you wife for boosting my entire team with a boatload of XP
We deserve more Mandy scenes
>>552872182Robert...
>>552872182his head would probably feel good as h*ck with a gentle massage bros...
>>552872182Retarded fanfiction time: I believe that he misses his nemesis. He's the old school type of villain, you know what I'm trying to say? The one who would always be up to no good with his ridicilous plans with Mecha Man Prime always saving there to save the day while he manages to run away and start it a new.He's sad and depressed old man reaching his final days, missing the good old days before all this shit has become so complicated and dark. For a time when heroes were heroes and villains were villains. That's why he was waiting to be captured. One last hooray before the end, and it is only fitting that his greatest foe's progeny captures him.
https://files.catbox.moe/yo6lyt.webm
>>552852651>>552853168Can both of these be cute and canon within their own respective timelines?
>>552873380no fujo
>>552873380yes fujo
>>552873225I can see it, giving himself up without a fight does seem to nudge it in that direction
>>552873380maybe fujo
>>552873380No. Fuck multiverse slop.
>>552873380can you repeat the question fujo
>>552872182Will he be the main villain of season 2?
>>552873568Also, just a bit more headcanon fanfiction: the reason that motivated him to do this? He saw the news of MM Blue's retirement and it hit him, that this might be the last time he got to fight a Mecha Man and the chance had slipped. And, this a fucking stretch, I know, but I believe that he knew Mecha Man's secret identity because of how smart he is, and he knew that Robert became a dispatcher at SDN, that's why he set up those bombs in Downtown, an area that Robert is responsible for.
Robert is bi so according to the science it’s conceivable there is a route where he is dating Chad instead of Courtney or Mandy. Even if only in probability.
>>552874293>Robert is bi>He took the banter seriously
Emergency call, courtneybrothers. I need the link to the archive with Visi pictures that was posted a few threads ago. Does anyone still have it?
>>552874463I saved them, uploading now
>>552874381It’s canon pal
Robert and Courtney playing old Legend of Zelda games together. Working on dungeons one step at a time.
>>552874463https://files.catbox.moe/730k4s.ziphttps://files.catbox.moe/h21a9v.zip
>>552874774Thank you for you service, brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11W-4oYFWeM
Flambae is too hairy for a gay guy. It was my understanding that gay guys are more like women and laser or wax that shit off.
So when Punch-Up got turned into a midget was his DNA fucked with as well or would his kids be tall/average height?
>>552875491LMAO you have ZERO experience with gays or women KEK
>>552874751I wonder if Robert ever played vidya as a kid but gave it up when his dad got turned into swiss cheese or when he became Mecha Man?
>>552876135Bobert was a fiend at double dash
Man the amount of hate for Garth Ennis is unreal. You guys really hate le evil Superman trope.
Bobert needy milkyhttps://files.catbox.moe/06mqjb.jpg
>>552877650They hate it because it’s already incredibly unlikely for someone like Superman to be good and not abusive. It is a fucking miracle Superman just so happened to be good. They don’t want to be reminded that giving someone absolute power is giving them licence to become corrupted by power absolutely. In that sense, characters like Homelander and Omni-Man are a lot more realistic. They are written by humans, modelled after humans, and humans always suck.
>>552877650Yes. Because the trope deserves all the hate it receives. And I don't hate Ennis personally, I enjoyed Crossed for what it was, I like Punisher Max, hell, I even loved The Boys before there was even a hint of it being adapted.I'm just fucking tired of this pathetic need for everything having to be subversive or a "deconstruction of the genre" or whatever the fuck else they use these days. I just like sincere stories. I'm tired of the cynicism and nihilism that seeped into escapist fantasies.
>>552877650I don't hate him. His Punisher and Fury runs are great. But most of the time he's just edgy for the sake of being edgy.>You guys really hate le evil Superman trope.Are there reasons why I should like it?
>noooo you can’t do superheroes realistically noooo they have to always be good and wholesome and outstanding individuals noooo
>>552879223>being a shitty person is le realistic so everything has to be dark and edgyYou're such a faggot. Unironically, improve thy life and find love for your fellow man. Find hope and touch grass.
>>552879572Humans are fucking garbage anon. It’s a lot less likely for someone to be good than bad. Give someone the power to control minds and they will become rapists 100% of the time. Even if they think they aren’t.
>>552879726It's sad that you think so. But I choose to believe that most people by their nature are good. And I won't give up on that hope no matter how hard my life gets.
>>552879726How does that make for a good story?
>>552879884>But I choose to believe that most people by their nature are goodLOL this is what being a libtarded American looks like.
>>552879936I'm not even American or liberal.
>>552877650>>552878207Thing is,"Superman but le ebil" is a concept that seems novel only to MCU secondary normalfaggots because Superman's been dealing with evil kryptonians of all kinds and flavours IN THE ACTUAL SOURCE MATERIAL since fucking silver age. "What if someone had Superman's godlike powers, but none of his morals" is not edgy or subversive in an of itself at all and, to be completely honest, neither the Boys or Invincible has anything worthwile to say about it that hasn't already been said by actual Superman comics.
>>552880010But you’re just as stupid so…
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass clean brown tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth and a below average IQ.
>>552880179We know, Robert.
>>552880159I know right? Fucking Zod's been around since the 60's.
>>552877650I have nothing against Ennis, I just think Evil Superman has been done to death, and it’s not interesting anymore.
>>552880179MUTE YOUR FUCKING MIC ROBERT
>>552879884Humans are pure evil, anon. That shit like the Holocaust can even happen proves as much.
>>552880416>Holocaust can even happen
>>552880416Do you think you're a bad person, anon? Do you really think that every person you've met is out to get you?
>>552879726I'm not that guy, but I'm getting tired of everything being so cynical, I don't mind something being hopeful and positive for once.
>>552880372>I just think Evil Superman has been done to deathIt’s been done twice.
>>552880542Oh look a retarded denier.>>552880608I believe the overwhelming majority of the human race is filth. The actual good people who stand out are hard to spot. They don’t necessarily shine. The stink of filth is that strong. >>552880624You should fight for what little good exists in the world, while also acknowledging that real evil is dominating.
>>552870649Are Irredeemable, Insufferable, and Incorruptible any good?
>>552880840Meh. Not bad, but not good either. Give the first 5 issues a read and find out if it's worth your time.
>>552880635You’re forgetting about Injustice, Brightburn, Irredeemable, Justice Lords…
>>552881043Those suck nobody cares about them
The Boys is stupid because you’d think the wizard scientists behind the creation of the superhero serum would have also made some sort of not!kryptonite in case of rebellious supes
>>552880635You dumb faggot, some of Superman's most iconic villains ARE his evil versions (Bizarro, Cyborg Superman, Zod).
>>552881641Don’t care. Nobody cares about those.
I associate the word bitch with flambae now
>>552881685Wrong.You only like edgy mainstream shlock made by hollywood pedos and you think that everyone else does as well.That's entirely on you.
>>552881641>his evil versions That implies his good version exists There should never be a good Superman
>tell your subordinate to cheer up your super depressed ex-boyfriend>watch through the window as ex picks him up and kisses him What was Blazer thinking in this moment
>>552882461Realize that the dispatcher she hired is ultra-fuckable but also very good at his job and weigh up the pros of his employment over the incoming tidal wave of HR violations
>>552882461She began to believe P-Man was her biggest contender in the Robertbowl, little did she know the true threat was skulking in the background.
>>552880159>Superboy Prime gets accepted into the Z-team and decides to kill the entirety of SDN after listening them talk about drugs and buttsex on the comms for about 20 minutes
>>552855840no one here has watched the wire
>>552882887I have but it was ages ago and I don't remember much. In fact just about the only thing I really remember is there was some subplot about a duck in a bar that drank too much and died.
Breaking Bad is the best show ever, except for maybe the Wire.You will suggest Breaking Bad to everyone you know, and also the Wire.
>>552882887>no one here has watched the wireTrue. It has blacks in it.
>>552882887I have. It was good. Not as good as I had hoped but it's solid.
>>552882887I haven't gotten around to it yet, I'll probably start before the month is over.
>>552883635It's the best TV show ever made
>>552883818Wrong, that would be Bear in the Big Blue House
Flambae is so hotTOO hot
>>552882887I have
>Hey Bobert, you ever notice that you sound weirdly similar to Jesse Pinkman?
>>552884646>And have you ever notice that you sound like Female Voice 1 from Saint Row: The Third?
Visi sexo
>>552885661>robert gives extremely hot villain zoomers wet dreams after barely being around himhes literally not me....
>>552885367>I don't hear it, oh shit is that What I Got? Sing it with me!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KdwbygnAc0
>>552885889>zoomer>27Wouldn’t she be a millennial?
>>552885661Did we ever find out who her roommate was?
>>552886038Anon, people born in 2000 are turning 26 this year.Crazy shit, I know.
>>552886038I'm 27 and considered a Zoomer. But then we do have to remember that the game is set in 2023. So yeah, she's likely a late Millennial.
>>552886038genz usually starts at like 97 or 98, at least thats the age range that originally started being called zoomers as I remember.
>>552886160I imagine it was Mandy early in development, but at some point they dropped that idea.
>>552885661Robbie....
>>552885661Imagine the smell
Who is worthy to win the Robert Bowl?
>>552886967Courtney!
>>552886967Robert
>>552886967Doesn't matter. The only one who truly wins Robert Bowl is Robert himself.
>>552887172If you fuck your own clone is that technically masturbation?
>>552887503Nah, it's closer to incest. After all, your identical twin brother is the closest thing you'll get to a clone.
>>552886934I’d rather not. I love Visi but if you ever lived with a smoker you know what I’m talking about. Granted she doesn’t seem like a the type that goes through an entire pack in a few days.
>>552886934>Bueno...
>>552886967Courtney
Mandy being cool with Robert and Courtney if they end up together on a route where you romanced Mandy first feels wrong. I know she’s a nice lady but come on.
>>552888384I hope there's a scene or two in season 2 that shows she's at least a little upset with them for betraying her like that. Would definitely make me like her more.
>I had a theory that maybe her dad was a marine and met her mom while being stationed in the Philippines. Mom didn’t want her, so she and her dad moved back to California when he took an assignment at Camp Pendleton training recruits. He taught her hand to hand and that’s where her tomboy nature came from.Then at some point he ends up deployed and dies or there was a training accident she’s left alone. She was likely in her mid teens (14 or 15 kinda like Robert) where she’s old enough to be emancipated, but not old enough to enlist herself which is her goal. Then with her powers and new found grief, she ends up making a lot of decisions around a bunch of shit bag villains and never makes it back. Spends roughly 14 years on her own dealing with bad shit thinking the only person who cared is gone until she finally plants a bomb on an unsuspecting hero and her whole life changes.I stole this from Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/InvisigalGlazers/comments/1q5e01l/comment/ny1jeew/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
>>552889517>I had a theory that maybe her dad was a marine and met her mom while being stationed in the Philippines. KONNICHIWA, DUDE!
>>552881528They did. It’s called clones.
>>552888384She's not that nice, she just suppresses her real feelings to keep her image of a nice lady>"cause God knows she’s fucking miserable"quite revealing, it's sadness, it's jealousy, it's anger
>>552872312Trust in Niggerman
>>552885175Fucking hell. She's so goddamn hot
>>552890318That’s the stupidest countermeasure ever you fucking retard. What if the clones rebel? Make more rebellious clones? No. You make not!Kryptonite.
>>552890476Nah mate that's just the truth. You're too blinded by simping to see that. Exact same thing with Chase. Invisigal IS miserable. She IS a dangerous criminal and a liar. If you disagree, you didn't play the game
>>552891416How many times has she used the word "fucking", farsighted oklahoma dweller?
>>552891416Chase, you don't have to refer to yourself in 3rd person.
About to start a new run. My first run I’m actually surprised I got the good Visi ending because I fucked up so many dispatch sequences. Will be going for Visi again romantically.
>>552888384It feels wrong because it is wrong. You feel shame because it's something shameful. Just because Mandy doesn't have a meltdown about it during the happy ending scene doesn't mean it's okay, no matter what she says.Anyone who cheats on Blazer with Visi has lost all rights to criticize or discuss Blazer or Invisigal in any way. Instead, THEY are the person who should be criticized and discussed! :)
There should be a scene in season 2 where Courtney helps her boyfriend get some furniture for his apartment, at least a bed and TV + TV stand. The couch and lamps are nice, but his place is still depressing.
>>552891663>>552891669>No argumentBecause I'm right about this. Imagine still fighting over this when it's clearly obvious. Her misery and shortcomings are part of her "wabi-sabi", yeah? Don't pretend they don't exist. She's fucking miserable. If you disagree with that, then you don't understand your own favorite character.
Does he ever stop?
I wish I had someone to talk about BB other than BBjeet
>Someone shitposts and attacks Blazer "nooo she's not actually nice she's faking it, jealous bitch!!!!">Stomp his ass out easily>"REE WHY IS HE DOING THIS TO ME! STOP HIM!!!" Every time.
>>552891236No.
>>552884584built for ryona with metal pipes
>tell the truth about the game>post Blazer>piss off the faggots and virgins>rinse and repeatIt's a simple life.
>>552887784Idk why you aren't being attacked for saying Invisigal stinks. You've said it multiple times now I've noticed, but not one person has said anything. Curious.It's pretty obvious that Invisigal would have smokers breath and would likely stink like cigarettes. Another part of her "wabi-sabi"
>>552888384Firing a known supervillain and letting them go free because she had a woman moment wasn’t nice.
>>552893176>Another part of her "wabi-sabi"Why are you so obsessed with this term? You keep crying about it for some bizarre reason.
>>552892576There is no jeet partner. Nobody in this thread is more equipped to discuss her than me. If you have eyes and ears, you can see me discuss her on a daily basis.I just also happen to step on invisible toes a lot. If you think one single BBfag stepping on their toes is such a problem, you're gonna have to deal with it.
It seems there can only be one, so I guess BBfags have to fight to the death now
>>552892712>Spent 80+ bucks on a ticket plus snacksYou think Robert's a big enough of a hero to have also paid for Courtney's ticket despite it not being necessary at all?
>>552893425Explain why you think I'm not allowed to mention "wabi-sabi" when it's spammed in this general every single day? I'm not the one obsessed with the violent and cigarette smoking villain with a septum ring.
Beebee buzz buzz
>>552893206That's what happens when you don't do your job. You get fired. It's your fault, not your jobs fault. If you go out and become a drug dealer/criminal (again) that's not your jobs fault either. That's your fault
>>552892804Quick way to get flattened into a pancake by a giant mech.
>>552894726I’m asking why they didn’t go back to jail, dumbass. She let a dangerous criminal back on to the streets because she decided to "shake things up" like an impulsive idiot, and lo and behold, the obvious happened. She’s criminally negligent at absolute best, and she shouldn’t be a Manager if her decision making is so consistently bad.
>>552894726Then why is Flambae allowed to stay when he consistently sets buildings ablaze, bullies his coworkers, and tries to murder Robert multiple times? Hell, why not give Robert some time work his magic before making a decision like that, instead of dumping it on him on his second day? They’d already had their most productive day in their careers there because of him, so why not sit on that for a bit?
>>552892576I feel worse for you than anyone else in this thread
Personally I don't think it fits Robert to want to cut anyone. He's possibly the most stubborn man alive and he'd always argue against cutting someone believing that they can change. Hell, he lets Flambae back in after a straight up murder attempt.
>>552896871I honestly wish there was an option for Robert to refuse to pick someone to cut and make it Mandy's choice.
>>552896871Based and Robertpilled.
>>552896871I think the decision was presented as set in stone which didn't give him the opportunity to argue. Whereas with Flambae he could choose to just not tell Blazer about almost being barbequed and therefore not have it brought up in the first place. And also BB learned her lesson by then and gave you the decision to cut Visi or not
Dumb fujos never draw Robert’s torso and tummy right
>>552897542>gave you the decision to cut Visi or notWe must be better dispatchers and refuse to turn our backs on our invisible wife even if it pisses off most of Z-Team.
>>552897708Based
>>552897813>WebmRobert Robertson III is a True Hero.
>>552897542>Whereas with Flambae he could choose to just not tell Blazer about almost being barbequed and therefore not have it brought up in the first place.She still would wonder why Flambae crashed the party and punch Robert in the face. She was concerned after Robert was hit by Invisigal. Sure, Robert covers for her even when he tells the truth. Yet I'm also sure she wouldn't take that sitting down especially after bearing witness to it.
Is there ANY actual gameplay in this “game” or is it just interactive cartoons?
>>552898365Core mechanic is dispatching with some hacking minigames. Nothing too intense but it's fun enough. It's definitely helped by all the party chatter though.
>>552898365The other half of the game is the actual dispatching.
>>552892576You're not the only one, man. You can usually spot the BBjeet by the pic name. I think the jeet doesn't have a PC so he's a phone poster. The best way to handle him is to just ignore him outright and don't respond to his schizoposts. Here's some Mandy post to cheer you up, anon.
https://files.catbox.moe/xv3xg8.mp4
Might as well start name fagging so as to not be confused for BBjeet.
>I can't believe that bitch is going to win the Robert bowl, this isn't good. Shroud is winning and he doesn't even know it. I can't believe Shroud is going to ruin his life just to get back at ne for stealing his bike, it wasn't even for me! God damnit, I guess I rubbed off on him a little too much. She's just as brash as me, maybe I turned the little fucker into a masochist
>>552899479>https://files.catbox.moe/xv3xg8.mp4I need to go through this and do a voiceless version still. Anon in another thread wasn't a huge fan of how much I did, and I kind of agreed after rewatching
>>552898956It's nice to know there are still are Mandyfriends here that haven't been scared away yet
>>552899854I won't let the good name of Mandyfags get ruined by a single schizo.
>>552899854>>552900071I'm sorry if I've ever confused you for the Jeet and got you caught in the crossfire.
>>552898684Besides adding Mecha Man as a dispatchable hero, how else can they evolve/improve the gameplay in season 2?
>>552870649>>552871016You forgot Punch Up, the terrorist forgot to cover his dick.
>>552900217Ain't no need to apologize. Besides, I don't think I've ever been mistaken for him, since I don't engage with obvious bait.
>>552900265In the last episode remember how their area of coverage expanded beyond Torrance? I'd expect something similar to that. Maybe some other curve balls to throw in to add more tension in terms of decision making. At least I hope.
>>552900265My idea is such>Z-team, in light of its extreme success with shroud is now being expanded upon. >this means more heroes, and since Robert has been the most successful dispatcher for them, he's been chosen to keep leading them>instead of dispatching singular ex-villains, you're dispatching teams of ex-villains. Each led by a former member of the Z-team (You are essentially using the same people, but this gives a reason to reset stats)>Teams can collab on events like before, even bringing Synergies back. The level cap increases, and each team can get 2 perks now out of 3-5 (depending on how big you want to make villain teams)>Robert can deploy himself once a day for a guaranteed winIt's not perfect by any means, but I think it's an okay idea
>>552900495Punch would have to antogonize the guy into pointing a gun towards him so he could use the element of surprise and actually get close to nutcrack his sack. I think he would be one of the worst choices to send to this particular call. Unless it's one of those where Charisma build pays off.
>>552899550Chase just needs to accept that Shroud is actually a hero for hooking Robert up with a brown tomboy wife.
>>552900265>Besides adding Mecha Man as a dispatchable heroRobert seems like the most well-rounded hero, with maybe like 5 across all his stats. I wonder what special ability the devs will give him.
Robert owes Courtney hugs and kisses.
>>552900265Make synergies have unique effects instead of just boosting the success rate. For example, boost the call completion time, negating some debuffs, or something more. I just can't come up with good ideas at the moment.Another thing, I would like to see is having the Dispatching actually affect the story in some way, even in a minor way like having special dialogues congratulating you on successful shift. Ideally I would like the teammates react if you don't fulfil their request during the shift. Or seeing the villains you've captured during the shift in the cutscenes after the shift.
>>552901508Like imagine if the ending section of S1 was tougher if you didn't managed to catch that bomber guy, or Vanderstank's company going bankrupt because you've failed too many of his calls.
>>552897638
>>552898956>picThought this was fem!Robert for a second.
>>552901851Robert doesn’t have THAT much of a happy trail. It’s more like faint belly fuzz.
Why are Visibros so cute.
>>552902278>fem!RobertWho would she go for? Flambae, Sonar or Phenomemanan?
>>552902908male!visi
>>552902908She's getting raped by Invisiboy.
Why does everyone ignore that Chase and Visi are happy to see each other in the finale and he admits he was wrong about her?
>>552902908Obviously Flambae.
>>552902908>Who would she go for? FlambaeAnon...https://youtu.be/n4xTGcbD2uk?si=4fGIvdMyMSEmOy5o&t=408
Flambae is such a chad, literally and figuratively
>>552902731
>ROBERT WATCH OUT!>*Chase runs through Courtney at top speed turning her into a red mist*
>>552902908Still Mandy.
>>552903556How and why did Blazer not reprimand him for that?
>>552902908She would make Waterboy a Waterman.
Get out of the mech suit RobertFill out the fucking form Robert
>>552903556>Robert happily going to the door thinking Courtney came back only to get sucker punched in his own homeMaybe he should just go back to being Mecha Man full time.
>>552903984He's a little busy at the moment.
>>552904184And cut off more of his fingers?
>>552903324Shit, I guess it's either Sonar or Phenomemamen.Chase would hate Sonar so much more than Courtney lol
>>552904461Yes. Honestly I didn't notice Chad was missing fingers until the game showed them getting sliced off, it's weird that he hasn't been able to get them replaced. You're telling me in this setting with all these different powers no one has the ability to regenerate two (2) fingers?
Sonar is a scary motherfucker
>>552904609Shit's expensive probably, and he can't afford that on his Z-team salary.
>>552904730Not even prosthetics?
>>552904730>Can't even afford to heal one of their heroes handsSDN fucking sucks, Z-Team should honestly just quit and go work for a better hero dispatching agency.
>>552903984You thought it was a date? What a silly guy
Roberts wife is so cool when she appears at the right time
Any other writefags in the thread? If so, how do you decide on what to write? So far I've had a faint idea of what I want to cover in a chapter, and then I just freeform it from there. I wonder if that's a bad approach though, my prose feels very sparse and I feel like I'm jumping ahead too quickly and describing too little.
>>552905009Aside from going corporate. You think there is an equivalent to the Avengers or the Justice League in this setting? Some major entity that's either branched off from the government or affiliated with those interests? Surely it can't only be coporate entities or unaffilated heroes that work on their own, right?
>>552905187Robert's wife is so heroic!
>>552904909I doubt there are many fire-resistant alternatives
>>552905404I could see independent hero teams being a thing, but even they're probably mostly sellouts who take sponsorship deals and stuff. I feel like Mecha Man was one of the last heroes running around doing heroic shit with little to no reward.
>>552905404If there was, I'm sure Pman would be on it.
>>552905729There are some fire resistant prosthetics that disabled fire fighters use. How expensive it is to obtain is beyond men.
>>552906063>Fireproof generally means from 1000 to 2000 degree protectionHonestly, I think he might burn through that
So was Visi always on Shroud's payroll or did she rejoin him later?
>>552906381If he goes supernova then yeah most likely.
>>552906452She never rejoined him. She was always on Robert’s side.
>>552907428True!
>>552906452Shroud just ripped her off. Probably the fact that they lost astral chain was an excuse to disable her lungs, so he gave her another task to do, but she already knew it was a scam.Maybe she joined SDN just to make it look like she listened to him; she didn't have any goal when she was working there, and mostly fooled around
>Been checking /v/ for threads recently>None >Last time I saw a thread I saw four up I'm a little worried. I hope these retards didn't get us banished
>>552908434jannies usually only act up if you post back to back threads, it should be fine right now since the last thread was days agoI know for a fact they gave up on trying to stop fire emblem threads lmao
Damn Visichads really do get the best fanart.
>>552907428Proof that she was working for Shroud>Shroud said soProof that she wasn't>Didn't throw up when everyone else in shrouds gang did>Did not give him the pulse in the warehouse>Told Robert the pulse was in the warehouse in the first place>Confessed her past to Robert>Was ready to walk off the team (despite allegedly being a mole specifically for the team)>Takes a bullet for Robert/Kills Shroud
>>552908768Knowingly or not Courtney was working for Shroud, her taking the bullet/killing Shroud to protect Robert was all part of the plan.
>>552908876wtf I love Shroud now?
Mecha Man guys with Khajiit wives.
>>552908746Everyone gets quality fanart from all kinds of artists.
>>552909096Oh god not this again
>I thought I told you to back the fuck off Waterboy?!>I did. Then I put it in drive.
>>552909229There's nothing wrong with Robert getting some pussy from a pussycat.
>>552904693Reminder to always feed your Sonar cocaine for maximum efficiency
>>552909689Courtney is more like a dog eager for pats.
>>552906381How the hell was she able to swing that huge sword with one hand so easily anyway
>>552903324>afghan>gayThis stereotype is so funny.
>>552908876he won...I kneel.....
>>552910043Robert's wife is surprisingly strong.
>>552910189What's the stereotype?
>>552909954You think Flambae's family has pyrokinetic powers too? Or was he just the odd one out?
>>552909815Somebody already snorted all the coke.
>>552910862Didn't his dad get him into arson? Wouldn't be surprised if the power runs in the family.
>>552910918>GET RID OF HER NOW ROBERT
>>552910043Look at her throw a goon through a thick ass locked ship door. She's stronk
Why do fujos thinks masculinity and aggressiveness is “cute” ?
>>552911115Z-Team will hold an intervention after she accidentally sits on Beef (don't worry he lived).
>>552911062>Didn't his dad get him into arson?Yeah he did. Though I always imagined him being a regular human who engaged in that criminal activity. Seeing an opportunity to exploit his sons superhuman abilities. Then again like you said it could very well run in the family.
So is Flambae a catcher or a pitcher?
i don't really get the "robert..." "visi..." "robert's wife" "visi's husband" "mandy...." posting. don't you want to self insert in some way? For example i self insert a lot as bobert and that's why i picked visi, because it's my own preference, not necessarily because it's what robert would do
>>552911529A switch. Though he does have a superb catcher's mitt.
I think I'm gonna go sleep now. Love you, fags. Keep the thread alive. Good night.
>>552911530Robert is a better man than I could ever be. He’s earned this
>>552911684G'night.
>>552911530I don't self insert in these games. I think Robert is a great character and I ship him and Courtney. Of course I would go for Courtney if she was real too, but I know I'm not the kind of guy Courtney would like. She deserves Bobert
>Bobert ay repaynted da mech>U gonna luv it
>>552912149>Put a big M+IG with a heart around it on the chest of the mechCute!
>>552912149I already love it without seeing it
>>552911883>I think Robert is a great character and I ship him and Courtney. Of course I would go for Courtney if she was real too, but I know I'm not the kind of guy Courtney would likeyeah, same here in full, but it sort of merges for me and i both self insert AND see him as his own character, for example in the flashback scenes
>>552912189Another win for Batbros.
This game made me realize how fucking lonely I am. Some of the scenes Robert has with the girls (namely Invisigal) literally made me go full Gosling
>>552913164Why has there been no fanart of Robert in a Drive jacket yet?
>>552911529His element is fire. He’s a pitcher.
>>552913853Flambae was BLOWING the security guard
>>552913853Have you seen his rear? He's not just pitching.
>>552913908We can’t have him in our social club anymore.
He was gay, Flambae?
>>552913164Visi has generated an extraordinary amount of gosling'ing and "I get it" moments when it comes to waifufaggotry.
>>552911530I just love Courtney. i dont really care about shipping that much though I do think robert and her work well togetheri dont really see myself in robert though. i have a similar attitude about life on a surface level but he's far more competent, witty and charismatic than me so I dont really relate to him all that much beyond basic personality traits.
https://files.catbox.moe/9toe30.mp4
I LOVE MY INVISIBLE WIFE
>>552916891
>>552917550fuuuuuuuuuuuck
The only thing I really didn't like was how remarkably disproportionate Chase's hatred for Visi is through the story. There are far worse people on the Z-team than her and it isn't really close. I could write it off as just basic distaste for her character as a person but his reaction to how involved Robert is with her makes it feel like he has a real vendetta against her.Coupe's an actual serial murderer for hire, Flambae has terrorized potentially hundreds of people with his arson sprees, but Visi is just a loser with a bad upbringing that did criminal shit to get by and has serious issues. I don't get why he was written to be so against her aside from the story getting more tension from it.
I would sacrifice a million tomboys if I could have Robert’s voice
>>552912149Robert coming home to find Courtney painted their apartment blue and pink!
>>552919008Some people are gonna get the wrong idea from that
I must be loyle
>>552919589>1 CHABased
>>552919589Robert's wife is getting smorter!
>>552919589maybe one day visi, maybe one day
Man I love the all the shift music in this game, it grooves
>>552920098>1 CHA>2 INT>Still won the Robertbowl Shroud can't get away with this.
>>552920098I mean that’s her with the amulet, Chase (Star Blazer form) would probably have the same if not better stats
Still don’t understand why Visi warns that one dude if you don’t untie her. And then it’s simply never acknowledged that she almost got Robert seriously hurt.
>>552920419https://youtu.be/vOdk0w3a9gM?si=zEXKgkklcCJaGLJj
What catchphrases would a talking Blonde Blazer barbie say when you'd squeeze it?
>>552920614Best shift music is still the first part of episode 8, in my opinion the best track in the game aside from the copyrighted vocal trackshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfV7j0cGfVA
>>552920527She's a petty bitch if things don't go her way.
>>552920724>We’re all about diversity!
>>552917651>>552914769>"I get it" moments when it comes to waifufaggotry.literally mebut i dont see it positively, feeling empty was nicer than feeling loss
>>552920724I'll shake your things up!
>>552920724the dorkiest shit imaginable https://files.catbox.moe/8plubk.mp4
>>552920527Her writing in the last two eps was all over the place. That scene is especially egregious and makes zero sense given her whole speech about wanting to protect Robert right before.
>>552921530Instead of taking things for what they are, the writers really wanted to pelt you with the idea that “Visi might be a traitor! She might be, Robert! She might be!”
>>552920527final two chapters kinda suck if we're being honest about the writing.
How does one obtain a tomboy gf in 2026
>>552921869same as any other woman, be extremely attractive. Robert would be an incel if he didn't look the way he does. I mean he's more toned down than the stereotypical handsomeness of phenomaman but he's still very good looking.
>>552920527The transition to that episode and the episode itself is a mess, Aaron Paul said they had like 6 scripts. Maybe they planned something bigger, like proper different routes, but only the route where you cut Visi was rendered. She's too hostile and bitchy there.
>>552921019>>552921274>>552921470And how would you activate the Barbie's voice chip?
>>552922121Rape
>>552913908Where did you hear this
>>552922121Mean pose
I feel for you Coop, I'm sorry that happened or something
>>552922121touch her amulet and by that I mean breasts
>>552922694>slow your roll This sounds so gay
>>552921853>“Visi might be a traitor! She might be, Robert! She might be!”Didn't work, never doubted her for a second. She obviously was genuinely in love with Robert and wanted to be a hero.
The Boys? Good.Invincible? Good.Dispatch? Good. Stop being contrarian.
>>552923451>The Boys? Good.Bad after season 2.>Invincible? Good.Bad after season 1.>Dispatch? Good. Yes.
>>552923687Season 2 was only liked because of Stormfront. Once she got burnt to a crisp the fans started hating it.
All capeshit is fucking retarded. The only reason I like Dispatch is because of the characters.
The only good capeshit movies were 2000s X-Men, prove me wrongI only say this because I watched them when I was a teenager
>>552923451i really enjoyed the concept being presented by invincible but I dont feel like it sticks the landing narratively as the seasons go on. The first season was quite fun though, I agree. I think it unfairly suffers from "bad superman" fatigue despite the execution of it being reasonably honest and well-earned given the story being told. The excessive gore annoyed me though, I consider that unbearably gross and desperate.
>>552923451>The Boys? Good.I hate you guys, you memed me to watch it. In the entire 1 season, there is only 1 cool scene where Huey kills the superjerk. And even this shit is fucking misleading, no, they didn't become cool edgy killers of superfaggots
>>552924275Sam Raimi wants to know your location
>>552924275I am in the same boat. I love X-2.
>>552924275I liked the Dark Knight movies.
At this point, after being immersed in so much fan art for so long, I barely remember what the characters are even like.
>>552925489Play the game again or watch a playthrough on youtube.
>>552919008>i'm understanding dispatch fanfiction references nowwhat have i become
>>552926118new not shitty Broken Things chapter when ?_?
>>552926118for me its about realizing that i was never really above or outside the emotional needs of other peoplei was basically a poor person mocking people who cry in the casino because I had no idea what it was like to have skin in the game
Will she do better than Mark?
>>552924632Lies and slander!
>>552926231I didn't think the chapter was THAT bad, the Courtney Cortez bit was cute.
>>552926417I'm proud of you for realizing this Anon. I realize it means nothing in the grand scheme of things, but I wish more people were able to be introspective like you clearly are.
>>552918302Yeah, it feels kinda forced. Especially since, for all Chase knows, she's just a petty thief. In comparison Flambae could fall into the supervillain category, yet she's still the worst of the bunch in his eyes.
>>552926654You know it's true.
>>552918302Some teachers choose a kid they will hate for the next few years. Chase's favorite kid is Mandy, so no wonder he hates the girl who's quite the opposite
Anyone got a catbox link for the Visi dream sequence from the game and the longer NSFW edit? Preferably with audio.
>>552926769Sure, it wasn't that bad, but when you go from reading something that feels close to actual literature to a chapter that feels closer to all the other fanfic you read, it's a bit offputting.
>>552927834If this post ends in a 5, thou shalt not goon.
>>552927662>>552927857Robert owes her a nap.
>>552927890LET THE GOONING COMMENCE
>>552926587No.
Season 2 announcement soon!
>>552928804Hopefully they will annouce something about it together with the announcement of the contest winners.
How do I stop myself from going Everyman in every playthrough
>>552912189MAN OF MURDER
>>552929046>They announce that they sold the rights to Dispatch to another studio
>>552928276I failed.
>>552929097Be a hero.
>>552929097Act like a True Hero.
Travisbros....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNsRhBJ5QD4
>>552930235They fucked right?
>>552930594Not if Travis had anything to say about it. Nor Arron Paul's wife. So if they did the spouses would've had to join in on the action.
>>552930594Yes, and she made him call her Courtney.
It’s Phenomeover
>>552931490Waterboy is Phenomaman's biggest fan. Don't try starting drama.
>>552931490P-Manbros will be up big time in season 2, hold your stocks.
>>552931862how does a season 2 work in regards to romance and the development of the team?
>>552931931Everyone is killed within the first five minutes and we’re introduced to a new Z team
>>552931931>romanceSome different dialogue/fluff scenes depending on who you romanced in season 1, with maybe one or two moments throughout the season to pivot to the other girl or pick one if you didn't in the first season.>development of the team?Like Z-Team getting stronger? I guess that depends how big the timeskip is, if there's one at all.
Flambae does have a nice butt ngl
>>552931931>in regards to romancePresuming we're continuing with the same cast of characters. Ideally if you chose either love interest the relationship contiunes accordingly. Meanwhile if you stayed single there'll be an opportunity for at least one more romantic relationship to develop. >development of the team?Much like with the romances picking up where you left off depending on the decisions made. Either Sonar or Coupe getting back into the fold and potential ramifications. Waterboy and Phenomaman working together as teammates likely synergizing.
>>552932096>Robert gets his head caved in by the new protagonist
>>552932104Why is she so FUCKING HORNY for Robert?!
>>552932272I think we all know who said this.
>>552932272It's phenomenal. What does one have to do to get a bottom like that?
>>552932443Certainly not Robert
>>552932430Is this a rhetorical question? Is it bad if I wish they kept the tattoo and lip ring?
>>552932540Then who?
>>552932593The psy op worked
>>552932757Waterboy
>>552932757The eternal fujo.
>>552933058Nah, couldn't be.
>>552920527Episode 7 and 8 are fucking awful. The writing and story completely fall off a cliff. Hell, the final battle doesn't even matter since once Shroud has Beef (how the fuck did he get him?) all the villains are completely fine.
>>552932991>Season 2 has a moment where Courtney asks Robert what he thinks of her piercing>First option is to ask her to remove it>Second option is to ask her to keep it>Third option is to ask her to get snakebite rings as wellAdhoc's really flexing that increased budget.
Fujos want to SEE boys doing boys. The thought of themselves touching boys terrifies them to no end. Virgin women.
>>552933205There's definitely a dip in episodes 7 and 8, but I wouldn't say they're AWFUL.
>>552932997I don't know, Flambae's great but Prism's or Dumpy's seem more his taste.
Waterboy being a counter to Flambae is really funny to me.
>>552931931Robert was arrested for 6 months, in the middle of nowhere along with other superheroes. But some strange shit in the closest town forces sdn to create an improvised rescue team. There is a new girl, but he would get an option to call Visi or bb and ask for help
>>552933497>Prism'sHydroman BETTER tap that shit.
>>552933685I'd be stuck like Excalibur
Shroud capturing Beef was for that heckin’ reddit effect, lol. The amount of “Robert is gonna go full John Wick if anything happens to Beef” comments… my god.
>>552933859Yeah? Maybe you’re a Flambae?
>>552933618>Courtney I need you to come pick me up, some whore's trying to make a move on me.
>>552926587She’d still get raped.
>>552933774Hermy....
>>552933859Shroud getting Beef didn't really make sense, but the concept of him using Beef as a hostage against Robert honestly works for me. That dog is the only thing Robert had going for him outside of being Mecha Man for a very long time, the only connection to another living being he had for who knows how long.
Apparently Dispatch is the no.1 game for underage gamer girls. That’s nice. How super. An entire fucking generation indoctrinated into the Fujoshi religion.
I wonder if my fanart reward will get snagged up by customs when we inevitably go to war with the US in 6 months
>>552934495Are you in fucking China or something?
>>552934394>An entire fucking generation indoctrinated into the Fujoshi religion.Shonen anime already did that.
>>552934561Maybe Venezuela or Iran.
>>552934561No, Scandinavia
>>552934093>being raped by villain Robert
>>552934495Canadian? Mexican? Greenlander? Colombian? Cuban? Iranian?
>>552934561China only cares about invading Taiwan. And it will succeed too. Pentagon already said as much in their latest report.China is winning both technologically and politically. Their AI will beat ours too.
>>552934694Can't rape the willing.
>>5529334907>team acts like Chase was their best friend and are completely heartbroken that he's in the hospital>team wants to cut Visi when, flash forward to episode 8, they're willing to just forgive and accept back either Coop or Sonar because...friends I guess?>Shroud is shown to use telekinesis but that ability never comes up again8>Shroud wanted Robert's dad to help him build a mech which he didn't do but Shroud seems perfectly capable of building one>Shroud needed an Astral pulse and couldn't make one even though Robert's dad and he built one together so why can't Shroud just rebuild it from memory since Robert's dad was a "gearhead" and not a "science nerd">finally fight means absolutely nothing since the villains all appear to be perfectly fine when Shroud gets Beef on the roof>how did Shroud get Beef when Shroud crashed into the roof and Beef, presumably, was in SDN somewhereIt's shit writing and storytelling with the Beef dilemma meant to make people go "OMG THE PUPPER!!!" It's lazy and poorly written.
>>552933859I guess it should be Mandy, especially after she lost her amulet(she's not his beloved bb anymore) but because it a clear favoritism they switched to Beef.Also the scene misses something, it looks like they won, but 5 seconds after Shroud's goons rose somehow
>>552935035The cut Visi stuff was pretty forced, lowered my opinion a bit of the Z-Team members who wanted her gone. But on the flipside it made me appreciate Golem and Flambae even more for not being fags.
>>552935035The entire Chase bit doesnt work because he isn't dead or brain damaged beyond any hope of repair. He even gets to be a superhero at the end when Shroud loses. I honestly feel like the script was written with Chase dying
>>552935559P-Man really looks like Harry here.
What if Robert and Courtney were siblings?
>>552935790>I honestly feel like the script was written with Chase dyingApparently Chase was actually originally intended to die saving Courtney, but they liked Chase so much they kept him alive. Which I'm not sure how I feel about, depends on if they waste his character going forward really.
>>552936004As it stands it was a total failure of writing to not change the story accordingly given their disposition, frankly. There's no real excusing that level of change in direction without addressing it otherwise.
>>552935973>What if>Implying that won't be the major twist of season 2Chase doesn't approve of the relationship for a reason.
>>552936004>depends on if they waste his character going forward really.Since they confirmed that he was initially going to die. I figured that would make enough sense as sad it would've been to see him go. It would lighten the expense hiring Jeffrey Wright back which they'll have to. Should season 2 revolve around the Torrance branch.
>>552931490
>>552936004>depends on if they waste his character going forward really.From what Blazer says at the end, he needs the gem until they can find a way to help/cure him. So if that thing comes off, he'll either go into a coma or die since he was using his powers a ton in the final battle. They'll either have him stay as he is with the gem, or they'll bullshit some offscreen cure and everything will be fine.
>>552936158To be fair they did run out of budget and had to be bailed out by Critical Role, the final 2 episodes were probably haphazardly thrown together with whatever they had just so the game wouldn't be canned. Hopefully one day we get a DLC that overhauls the last two episodes or maybe a director's cut.
>>552936387>To be fair they did run out of budget and had to be bailed out by Critical RoleFair enough, I didn't know this.
>>552936350Miss me with that Domthebomb.
>>552936435>He doesn't know Laura Bailey helped save Dispatch and Adhoc
>>552936570Wouldn't it be her husband if we're being fair? He does run Critical Role.
Guess where the cream filling comes from
>>552936742Didn't she bring the idea of bailing them out to Travis?
My girlfriend wants us to be Robert and Courtney for Halloween this year.
>>552937029You lock that down cause it’s never gonna happen again
>>552936909From what I understand yes. And Travis liked the mandy billboard scene, which honestly makes Laura's original casting of BB make a lot more sense. Im glad she switched though>>552937029Holy Based. Im jelly
>>552937029Congrats, you've won at life.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf1DkBQRQj4
>>552937187>Im glad she switched thoughYeah, her voice coming out of Mandy's mouth and vice versa would have been jarring. Whoever decided they should switch roles did the game a huge favor.
>>552937124>>552937187>>552937256We're all gonna make it bros. You'll find your own Courtney one day too. She's just been holding her breath.
>>552937124>You lock that down cause it’s never gonna happen again
>>552924275I enjoyed Kick-Ass.
>>552937747Based
>>552937747Im not a huge nick cage fan but he was great in it
Robert would have became Kick-Ass if he never got a new suit.
>>552938584He would have become batma- big daddy
>>552938584And he would’ve been good at it. Robert didn’t need a mech to fuck people up
>>552938749Robert's got hands, but he would have gotten himself killed rather fast unless he got himself some elaborate gadgets.
What is this facial expression meant to convey?
>China is winning both technologically and politically. Their AI will beat ours too.
>>552939473Victory
>>552939697Who asked?
>>552939697Wrong thread anon, and yes they are wrong.
>>552939795She's definitely got a praise kink.
>>552939795TotalCourtneyVictoryhttps://files.catbox.moe/fm5hrc.webm
>>552940010Good.
What do Courtney’s pits look like?
>>552940642Robert...
>>552940642Clean shaven. Mandy’s are also clean shaven. Robert’s is sparsely hairy, but not too hairy. Why do you wish to know these things?
>>552940809Look, either answer the question, or don’t.
Never understood the fascination with pits
>>552941352He just answered you tho
>>552941365Same, this also goes for feet.
Stinky after work Robert feet and pits…
>>552941365>>552941579Me neither. The weirdest I can get is enjoying a nice stomach
>>552941902WHYTHO
>>552941902>t.
>>552941579Just look at those grippers tho
>>552942284Get back to work, Robert.
How can you say you love Courtney or Mandy if you're not willing to eat her poo
>>552942785
>>552942785gooner-sama...
>>552927834Apparently not.
Thoughts?
>>552944535laura bailey legitimately has the most angelic voice imaginable
>>552944592I’m convinced Laura was the one who demanded Visi be such a goonerhttps://youtube.com/shorts/szxajRxHaKs?si=w77Gjql8itSLtfP_
>>552944965>Add a hundred scenes where Courtney lovingly sexually harasses Robert or I walk and take the CR check with meWhy is she so based?
>>552944965aside from basic sexual desire and openness i dont see how visi is really much of a "gooner"
>>552945150You like a dick donut?
>>552945150Most of her dialogue is sex jokes and she looks at Robert the way a lion looks at a gazelle
>>552945527as time moves im reminded how much the definition of gooner has changed
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/v34_SU-3weM
>>552945884We used to call them coomers
Reminder that Robert voted Trump.Reminder that half of the Dispatch fandom would leave and boycott the game had this forbidden piece of knowledge been revealed to the public.
>>552945527She wants that Robbie cock (and love).
>>552946970Will people really drop something just because the people involved voted red instead of blue?
>>552946970>Reminder that Robert voted Trump.Would he turn his own wife over to ICE after finding out she's an illegal ayylium?
>>552947121Yeah. People boycott Devil May Cry and Silent Hill now because James and Dante’s vas are anti vaxxers
>>552947217LMAO that cannot possibly be true
>>552947280Look it up
>>552947363………………………..
Dispatch is a liberal, left-leaning game, you fucking MAGA tard.
Blonde Blazer is in favour of no more immigration into Europe.
>>552947543https://youtu.be/NPndvf2HIJ8?si=qD575fTrssjYX7Ur
Dispatch was made by and for Neo Libertarian Falangists.
https://youtu.be/YpO90vQwoyY?si=B-w2RFgB3Hb58HNz&t=37
It’s actually just fucking incredible how many people Trump has mind broken. Absolutely fucking mind boggling the amount of psychological power the man has over so many. A literal chokehold over peoples ability to think critically and rationally.
Blonde Blazer is a bleeding heart liberal and Invisigal voted for Trump just for the lols
>>552948042No. Mandy is an Aryan master race supporter. She’d be a Nazi.
>>552948192>Nazi>Not actually AryanChecks out.
>Bobert, you gotta hide me. They're gonna send me back to the Philippines.
Cuddling with Mandy on a cold day
God, you're a laser beamYou're all my teen dreamsAnd if I knew you in school, you'd be too cool for me
Robert being violated by a horde of Courtneylings!
>>552948946>>552908204A warm embrace with the living furnace, Chad. Is what I need.
>>552947194>>552947784That would be fucking hilarious The villain also has orange themed superpowers
>>552949036I wonder how they would have rubbed off on each other if they knew each other when they were kids/teens? Courtney most likely would have never became a villain, and maybe she'd corrupt him a bit by turning him into a smoker and convince him to get a piercing with her.
>>552949328>Main villain's main motivation is deporting Courtney>It's revealed halfway through the season that Chase has been working with him in secret
>>552947784https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUqmNIaiFS4
>>552949459https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lbps7uyexEY
You must fuck the spunky tomboy
>>552950145>You don't gotta tell me twice
>>552950145Where did his rizz come from?
>>552950145Tomboy? Do you know how much power I'd have to give up to fuck her?
>>552949451NOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5VQvC3C-iY
>>552950613https://youtu.be/gzpklAf89Js?si=rp5kicSnQa_z2DVc
Do you think Flambae would have killed Robert had he (Robert) missed his sword swing?
>>552951352Yes.
finally doing the visishroud drawingbe quiet, bobert is sleeping
>KICK THAT INVISIBITCH OUT OF THE PARTY!>SHE DANCED WITH ROBERT!>INVISIBITCH!>EXCUSE ME I'M URBAN I CAN SAY INVISIBITCH ANY TIME I WANT!
>>552945527>she looks at Robert the way a lion looks at a gazelleThe lioness rapes the Mecha Man when it's nice to her.
I got the hots for Blonde Bitch...
>>552953378ALL OF YOU EXCEPT COURTNEY GET OUT RIGHT NOW
>>552954151Phenomeman can stay
>>552954151*leaves with Mandy*
>>552954198Thank you, third Robert Robertson.
>>552954867Man, Phenomeman is such a better choice than Waterboy
>>552954151Based
The banishment was around thread 6 or 7 right? I'm curious about the ratio of images from before to the day of to last threads
>>552955852We were getting like half a dozen Dispatch threads on /v/ a day and they all hit bump limit
>dont throw that away by walking away from this.. from us, fuck from me. Pleasethey did a good job of making robert his own person while also making him Literally Me(tm) when it mattered.
>>552956792I’m surprised so many people that romance her don’t choose the “I care about you dialogue”Especially since it’s one of the few times he calls her Courtney instead of Visi
>>552956959>go in expecting to dodge romance because i usually hate it>fall absolutely head over heels in love with courtney as the game progresses>changed my choices desperately to try to romance her but it was mostly too latethis is why my ending had no romance at all, but not for the reason I set out for.
Started playing Telltale's Batman to try and fill the Dispatch void. Saw their version of Catwoman and I've discovered that I have a type. I just can't help but love girls that need a little fixing and secretly want to be saved. Deep inside me, no matter how much I try and deny it, I am Captain Save-a-Hoe
>>552959781not as much for me. i really only have eyes for courtney. most of the time im the opposite
>>552935035>Shroud is shown to use telekinesis but that ability never comes up againWhat? Are you referring to the glass slide at the bar? Anon, I...that's not telekinesishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T28LyXf8MlU
>>552959781I love catwoman, but shes no Courtney. I did love the throw or kiss scene
>>552960163She's no Courtney but she's for sure the prototype.>>552960049It's been like this since I was a kid just now realized the trend
>>552959781Laura certainly seems to have a type with the roles she takes on
>>552960346for me the whole i can fix her/she can fix me can go both ways the only thing im not really drawn to is totally normal relationships where neither side has some serious issue
>>552960652Goddammit, that was Laura too? I should've known.>>552961634That's exactly the draw for me as well. It's like you fit with the other person like a puzzle piece and can compliment each other well. She can spice up your life while you tone her life a bit down. Then you can meet at a happy medium. Totally normal relationships just lack something. It's like you're not really learning or challenging each other. It's nice for most people but I need a little wabi sabi I guess
>>552962241Yeah, Telltale Catwoman is Laura (Visi)And Telltale Vicky Vale is Erin Yvette (Blazer)
>>552962446They really did just do it again. No wonder people expected her to be a twist villain
https://youtube.com/shorts/njZBWs4Wnnk?si=ptwJhOAHpg4hGnq4
>>552965283>laura says RobertBased
>>552965283>Erin's curious about Flambae and what nasty things he'd say to her.She's going to be pretty disappointed.
>>552927865READ ACTUAL BOOKSHOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT AN EMBARRASSING POST
>>552963105Makes sense.
Is this an actual BPDdemon?Why is she so Perfect
>>552965578I wonder what Flambae has to say when women are barking up the wrong tree.
>>552969562Please define what an actual book is anon
>>552974018BBjeet read Catcher in the Rye and thought that he was literally Holden Caulfield
>>552974018Something more intellectual and has effort put into its prose, I recommend Suttree
>>552974187I can't stand McCarthy's prose, so no thanks.
>>552974440
>>552935035His dad had a lab, equipment, and millions of dollars.
>>552974112>Catcher in the RyeIronic, considering the MC is drowning in his lies
>>552937747>>552938584That scene where Robert was fighting the skittles gang with a broken arm felt like something out of Kick-Ass.
Would Robert like Dave?
>>552979021cute
>>552951987Good to know that you're still around, drawanon.
>>552980479Nice model, shame, that fujos were first
>>552980479need to smooch the back of her cute head every day
ngl I love all of these retards, one of the best character rosters in recent vidya.
>>552980068how does he get it out of his apartment
>>552984702Robert...
>>552984918i feel like even regular pieces of fan art are often stealth invisimech fan art, that's how much /ourtomboy/ has won
>>552979021>Dispatch but Robert and Courtney met as kids and love bombed the shit out of each other
>>552988718>two-way lovebombingi think it's just called love bruh
>>552988651>i feel like even regular pieces of fan art are often stealth invisimech fan artYes, and that's a good thing!
>yes, you do
>>552977801I haven't read the Kick-Ass comics, they any good?
>>552968273assASS
Butts are gay
>>552989653If she made this face in the locker room Robert really would have gotten raped.
Visi was originally supposed to have some energy powers concentrated in her fists, which I think would better justify her combat skills. The fact that she doesn't have any actual offensive traits beyond the element of surprise is kind of weird when you think about it.>Flambae, Prism and Waterboy have powers that can be used offensively>Maleova has her sword, Coupe has her blades>Golem, Punch-Up, Sonar in his bat form and Phenomaman are weapons in themselvesMeanwhile Visi just punches and kicks people without any special gear, which would be understandable if she had the physique of Malevola or Blazer, but she's rail thin. She should at least get some knuckle dusters in S2, or even a fucking taser.
>season 2 >Robert Robertson III suffers PTSD flashbacks from being raped by Invisishroud in the Summer of '22He is brought back to reality by the warm embrace of his loving and supportive wife, Mandy RobertsonNiggerman hire me as a writer
>>552959781>>552960652Aaron Paul voicing Batman when?
>>552991650I think skirt Visi on the right looks cute
>>552991650I'm glad they kept her powers as just invisibility, giving her energy punches and shit would have been too much and taken away from her self doubt that she has 'villain powers'. But yeah it would be cool if she got an upgrade in season 2, maybe some zap gloves or something.
mouthraping robert every morning to wake him up then vanish
>>552980479She’s 27 years old you sick fuck
>>552993424>t.
>>552993464>'ROBERT, SHE'S ONLY 27 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK'
>Pussy muscles so tight and strong that they tear the condoms>Body completely rejects birth control pills thinking that they're harmful toxins>Amulet slows her aging and regenerates new eggs every dayYup, Robert's dick never stood no chance.
I wish Robert would shave his face a bit better. His nuts are probably wiry as fuck.
>>55299422013 children minimum
>>552994253No he manscapes very well.
https://files.catbox.moe/ii9zq7.mp4Canon, since the lead story dev confirmed that Visi listens to Paramore
>>552994590Based.
>>552994590>Visi listens to ParamoreRobert you NEED to lock that shit down ASAP.
>>552994590The fact that she unironically listens to cutesy pop music makes me like her more
>>552994220Assuming that she's around Robert's age and her menopause starts at 50 and she somehow doesn't have twins, and has children every year that would be around 20 minimum.
>>552994590This is so cute
Here have some cursed shit I found
>>552995519
>>552995705Flambae is Shadow right
>>552995519>>552995705Sovl.
>>552995519Nvm he is that dumb bird thing
>>552995519Would rabbit Prism.
>>552994253He has hairless nuts. Low test.
>>552996889Is he? He seems reasonably confident, capable, decisive.
>>552977801I’d like to think so.
>>552994943>the tough punkgirl tomboy actually listens to lovey dovey pop songs>sour on the outside, sweet on the inside, like her favorite candyPottery.
>>552987739He told Royd that he took it apart and moved into his apartment over the course of few weeks piece by piece. So, he never actually stored the suit in his apartment before it was destroyed.
>>552997541First they're sour, then they're sweet, and then they're gone.
>>552997825I choose to believe that Villainvisi arc will have a happy ending.
Broken Things update today, trust in the plan. It's the last day of the update and he's probably going to post a new chapter
>>552998238I hope they don't fumble her in season 2, but if we're being honestly they'll probably just railroad her back into Z-Team in the first few episodes.
>>552998516last day of the fanfic contest*
>had a dream about dancing with courtney last nightfeelsgoodman
>>552998998Robert in the bad ending....
>>552999196i dont even get this reference because i feel too guilty to ever say anything mean to visi so I never see the other endings.
Who is the stinkiest member on the z team without saying Sonar
>>553000665Coupé, that suit has to get clammy after a while
>>553000665Golem followed by coupe.
>>553000665Flambae. Afghans smell so fucking bad.
>>553000842Punch-Up is so lucky.
So how are they gonna handle Robert getting his mecha man suit back in season 2? He works as a dispatcher by day and moonlights as Mecha Man by night? Does he go corporate with Mecha Man and join SDN as a hero?
>>553001597Afghans smell amazing, anon. I’ve fucked both Afghan men and women. I can only claim this badge because I live in fucking Sacramento.
>>553003402>Dispatches from his mech while on the fieldor>Sticks to dispatching from the office and only uses the suit when shit is FUBAR (gameplay wise he'd be a one use ace in the hole for every shift)
>>552980591Quit seething.
>>553003951take meds
>>553003594>>>/lgbt/ is that way bifag
Was she jealous here?
>>553004190Absolutely, would be funny if Malevola knew about her crush and was doing all of this to fuck with her.
>>553004190Imagine if Malevola shoved her tail up Robert’s ass and started drilling into his prostate. Haha. Wouldn’t that be funny. Imagine if she sent it ALL up in there and wrapped it around his guts and out his mouth. Haha. That would be so funny.
>>553004138This gen has been a dwelling for fujos, gays, and bisexuals since the start. Too late to gatekeep now.
>>553004350…………………………..you gave me an erection
>>553004017have sex
>>553004138This website has always been full of gigafaggots anon, dont delude yourself
>>553003594>I’ve fucked both Afghan men and womenDescribe their men to me
>Don't resist this Bobert, the next Mecha Man will be able to turn invisible.
>>552994590>Visi listens to ParamoreGoddamn girl. Just when I thought I couldn't love her more.
>>553005205as if he would try to resist given how poker-faced he was at all her flirting
>>553005110They’re aggressive and they like to make you worship them.
>>553005724Tell me more
>>553003594Does Flambae look afghan?
Robert needy milkyhttps://files.catbox.moe/no5tmp.jpg
>>553005724>Dominated by goat fuckersThat's sad dude
>>552989885I thought they were pretty good. Give them a shot if you’re interested.
>>553006417What do you want to know? They like to shove their parts in your face. >>553006553Yes he does. Some of them are lithe like pope dancers.
Give me a single reason why you didn’t choose PAWG Blazer. I like Visi but I think anons are confusing fanart with reality. No way she’ll be a “cutesy” gf like everyone thinks. She’ll probably be an absolute pain in the ass as a gf.
Blonde Blazer supports Zionism
>pope dancersMeant to say pole dancers. I remember seeing this one 6’5 tall Afghan at a lounge do just that.
>>553007626and that's a good thing
I didn’t want to be Blazer’s rebound.
>>553007447>>553007821Stop larping you horny faggot
>>553007561I’ve said this before but in any other game she would have easily been my number one pick. But Visi exists and won me over hard.
>>553006853Afghans and their Arab conquerors are very rapey. Flambae is probably a head pusher.
>>553008080I’m not! Sacramento has the biggest Afghan population in the States.
>>553007561>Give me a single reason why you didn’t choose PAWG Blazer.I don't hate Blazer but her character is so boring. There's no depth to her or anything to bounce off of for me. She's just "the good one" that's hot. She doesn't end the game any differently than when it started. There's no real growth to her even compared to a character like Waterboy or even Chase.
Your larps aren’t fooling anyone and Flambae is a bottom
>>553008613Shes got "let me save you" vibes but it isnt as core to her character as Visi's "please save me" trope so it doesnt draw people in the same way.
>>553008791A switch more like. Except when Flambae is on the bottom, he’s a major power bottom.
>>553007561She’s boring, and not even a real blonde. Her ass isn’t even that fat.
>>553007561I thought she was just kinda boring and thought Robert had a lot more chemistry with Courtney.
>>553008983Larper is implying he’s a an aggressive top
>>553007561I did though
>>553007561She reminds me of my classmate, a girl who realized early on the power she had over men because of her beauty. That "would you kindly deal with my ex" was too close to home
>>553007561I liked her until she stopped being taller than me and blonde. I realized at that moment I didnt like Mandy, I liked the idyllic fantasy of a golden superhuman who literally rescues me and carries me around when she flies. It felt wrong to romance her after that.
>>553008983A power bottom or a humiliating top. >>553008791>>553009235I’m implying he’s aggressive. Whether he is a top or bottom is irrelevant.
>>553006853>picNow draw Robert in Courtney's shirt
Mecha Chief and Courtana
>>553009235Maybe if he had his way with Robert. Even then Robert would put Flambae in his place. Definitely don’t picture Chad strictly as such.
>>553007447>They like to shove their parts in your face. Could you elaborate
>>553009167>Robert had a lot more chemistry with Courtney.I'm not even trying to start shit here but this is one point I keep hearing that I don't get. When I first played through the game I thought it was really clear Robert was more into Blazer and not into Visi at all. Visi felt more player-centric while BB felt more Robert-centric. I guess it doesn't help BB's case that Visi is way more central to the plot than her but you can also interpret their relationship as a mentor-student rather than romantic. Can't really say the same about Robert and BB with all the chances you get to flirt with her before episode 5.
>>553009648Gay men love reverse roleplay, when the dominant one is submissive in the bedroom, and the submissive one is dominant; but they are still dominant when out in public. Submission and humiliation is hot, when alone. >>553009692They like to make you huff their musk. One guy I was with loved it when I smelled his hair.
>>553006830Nice.
One thing this game lacks is any memorable ost
>>553009905I didnt like how Mandy flirts so aggressively with Robert for the explicit reason of getting him to say yes to her offer at SDN. It felt very dishonest. I dont think the writers meant it that way, but that was how it felt given the pacing of the scene and her actions. In a few hours she>LITERALLY descends from the heavens to save your life like an angel>carries you across LA and drinks with you while staring at the Hollywood sign>lovingly carsesses your face and says "we can work with this"All on a professional mission to hire Mecha-Man. It was too much for me.
>>553010278Easier if we fly and Rob and Courtney are pretty memorable
>>553010278Extremely wrong.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dglui5Ne27A
>>553010278Really? These tracks are pretty catchy.https://youtu.be/LYQcYakpWDshttps://youtu.be/I3EHieJvLf4
>>553010128Such a missed opportunity to have Robert actually eating a Twinkie here.
If Robert fucks with dudes he is both a dom top and a dom bottom. You cannot convince me otherwise.
The amount of retarded women who think Robert would top is disturbing
>>553010408That's just your typical "love at first sight" trope. You can basically say the same thing about Visi having a wet dream over Robert just because he was nice to her for a shift. And we all agree Robert is a smooth talker and she was getting drunk so it's not hard to believe she would get more handsy than intended.
>>553011209Robert’s got a flat ass. If he’s getting bottomed out. He will be biting the pillow with all his might.
>>553010915The chocolate is cuter tho Seeing adults eating chocolate is cute
>'All I wanted from this was to have invisible babies with you.'>'I don't know what you mean by that.'
>>553007561I just like complex characters with flaws, not a ‘nice’ girl. It’s not that Blazer is a bad choice, just not for me. The way her romance is handled doesn’t help either. I prefer slower-developing romances with challenges to overcome, rather than a quick ‘hey, hi, let’s date.’ Also, for me personally, her romance felt a bit like a ‘chosen loser’ story - like a cool white blonde, the best hero of a superhero company, falling for a depressed hero who’s lost everything from day one.And I think Visi will turn out quite cute in the future - we can already glimpse her inner self in some scenes. But we'll find out who's right when the second season drops.
>>553011330Why wouldn't he? He's a very masculine man and his job is to wrangle tards that could level cities.
>>553009905>with all the chances you get to flirt with her before episode 5.Those moments being...when exactly?
>>553011583they wrote that scene poorly, allegedly she meant being looked at as a hero but everyone who picked her romance option saw it as her meaning being in love with her
>>553011330Robert is a giver not a receiver. He gives people good blowjobs for one. And he’s got a pancake butt. I like Robert but he’s definitely lacking in his glutes.
>>553011763Nah I recognized that she was saying she wished she was looked at like she was a hero. However I do think the context changes and she means romantically as well if you do Mandy's route.
>>553012097fucking hell it genuinely looks like she's trying to eat his tongue
>>553012221She wants him, and by God she will get him.
>>553011738at the bar, on the billboard, in the conference room, asking her out to dinner at the end of episode 2, commenting on her dress, not to mention all the times she gets all touchy on Robert to the point where Chase is asking about it, etc.
>>552994590>ParamoreShe can't keep getting more based!
If Shroud actually killed Courtney when he shot her what would the Shroud kill percentage look like?
Give me one thousand dollars.
>he’s a bottom because he has a nice assWomen are actually fucking retarded
>>553014457>'If you want it go steal it, I'm broke as shit.'
Robert’s flat ass is cute.
>>553007561She didn't grab me as a character nearly as much as Visi did. She's nice but her overall relationship with Robert is too poorly developed and sudden to be as interesting as the one with Visi. We don't really learn much about her, there's the date and the Mandy reveal which doesn't have that much weight, and that's all. There's not much else to her character, and I don't mean just the lack of any real tension or drama which I believe make the most interesting love stories, but also the lack of minor things that would make up her character. We learn a lot about Visi, from her past, through her insecurities, to her hobbies. But we don't learn much about Mandy. So one reason is the lack of content. The second, more straightforward one, is that for me Visi has a much more interesting aesthetic and personality, and that alone puts her above any PAWG qualities of Blazer, because interesting personality > ass and boobs combined. She's funny, she has great banter with Robert, many small cute moments, she's flawed but feels authentic.>No way she’ll be a “cutesy” gf like everyone thinks. She’ll probably be an absolute pain in the ass as a gf.Despite all the memes, I don't believe that she's a BPDdemon who will fuck up Robert's live if he doesn't devote every single minute of it to her. Her previous outbursts at him and the others were mainly due to her insecurities that she has largely managed to overcome by the end of the game. With further support, she can turn out to be a better version of herself. Robert is probably the best thing that happened in her life, so I can imagine her being clingy towards him, but I don't think being in a relationship with her would be a drag for him.
>>553014646>this guy taps flat butts
>>553015258post the shroud greentext about visi actually being a tool to make chase seethe.
>>553015229Courtney, please.
new>>553015227>>553015227>>553015227
>>553015242>and I don't mean just the lack of any real tension or drama which I believe make the most interesting love stories, but also the lack of minor things that would make up her character.This 100% There are no obstacles or hurdles for them to go through that strengthens their relationship. It's so cookie cutter and uninteresting.
>>553014369+80%
