Cerberus Edition>NewsSmissmas update is live (ends today): https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=259202Minor updates: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=260304>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>552669978
>>553064123helltaker would be better with fempyro
3 NIGASON CART
>>553064123good compromise
Did Zesty win yet?
>>553065042baby making sex with raven team leader
>>553065073that would be the dream...
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>Playing heavy>Either become harbinger of death that sit on cart for whole game or respawn room resident. How I can improve this besides getting a medic bf to suck me for whole game?
>backpack.tfHow do the bots work there? I tried to trade with them, but they don't offer anything in return. I tried friend invite one of them, but it hasn't accepted my request for a day.
>>553066816equip the banana
>>553066932You either have to use to send a chat message to them with whatever command they have listed or fill out the trade exactly as it should be (with their item in the "you will receive" section and your exact change in the "give" section)
>>553065945excellent floorshooting, sir
>>553064356
When?
>>553067260wait a minute I saw this last thread, did we go through another 20k konatas already
>>553067141ty man I put a lot of effort into itlast clip from tonight
>>553067529fact: the average /tf2g/ poster has sex with 20000 konatas during their sleep every night
>>553068213oh so that's where all my cum goes during the night
You must pick one map to exlcusively play for 2026, you must at least play said map for a minimum of one hour a day. Which map do you pick?
>>553068407Dustbowlez
>>553068407Doublecross every time
>>553068407Turbine
>>553067529That just means you're very luckyyou should complete an MVM tour. With luck like that, I'm sure you'll get a Golden Pan
>>553068407I already play cp_process a minimum of one hour a day every day
>>553068407upward
>>553068407achievement_apg_remade_r13g
Finally got my first unusual for free, now to find something that complements it I guess
>>553064870>>553065945Any highlander lately?Iβve been playing a lot in pugs since my HL lobbies are still dead.>>553068407goldrush
>>553072704nah no plans to eitherjust not the format for me. Koth is fun but payload is so slow it's annoyingIt's difficult to state exactly how fast 6s is when played really well. It's difficult to go back to pushing the cart as scout, being on constant spy watch as pyro, playing a second dispenser as medic, and generally not being able to take corners without being worried you're gonna get headshothave an almost double airshot on pyro clip from a while ago though
I haven't played tf2 or any fps for 3 years and I lost every ounce of skill and aim. It sucks bros
>>553073929I had the same problems when giving 6s another shot. It felt way too fast and different from my usual pubs.Highlander still has that chaotic pub feel that I can't let go of.Nice frags btw, keep it up dude.
>>553073934same. this is also why i fucking despise sbmm systems, or any other form of matchmaking that tries to use player stats to balance lobbies>play game>get to an arbitrary skill bracket whether you wanted to or not just by law of averages>take an extended break>lose your muscle memory and game sense>come back>get stomped by people above your skill level>repeat ad infinitumsbmm literally only "works" your first time getting into a game, after that you basically have to keep playing forever like it's a job to not fall behind. i'm not even talking about falling behind in a competitive sense, i'm talking about if you want to actually be able to have fun playing and not spend 60% of your time staring at the respawn screen and running back to the frontline.
>>553073929I used to main pyro btw. I still hate the fact they fixed the stupid airblast in the 64 bit update. I'd play a ton more pyro again if they brought it back. this clip's now 4 years old and is probably the last time I seriously mained pyro>>553074605Ultimately I don't really care that much about the speed, as long as it's action packed. But the classes I want to play aren't action packed at all. Just imagine being a 2nd dispenser on product as medic>>553073934I quit video games for 2 years and came back. it's like riding a bike, the skill comes back I promise
holy shit did hiroshimoot make thumbnails smaller AGAIN!?
>>553075297maybe one day his budget will be small enough too and so he finally shutters this god forsaken place forever
>>553068213why did this make me hard
>>553075038>Just imagine being a 2nd dispenser on product as medicScout has it way worse, at least on payload maps, that is, but I get what you mean.If one of your favorite classes is straight up fodder, itβs tough to enjoy playing that particular format.
>>553075038IM MAD
good night /tf2g/
I don't know anything about killstreak tiers and whatnot. Which of these will be more valuable to sell?
>casual queue fucked right now>no normal community serverswhat the fuck man
>>553077640difference is negligible and depends entirely on who you can sell it tomy bet is on hot rod flames because it is a better effect and people love pink shit
He's so perfect bros
why is the baby face's blaster so damn good
>>553075038The problem is that my setup has changed a lot for various reasons, so it's more difficult than usual>>553074923I played on a new account and the matchmaking doesn't even work. On a level 10 account I was being matched with level 100s. Smurfing is bad, but I think it's justifiable if I can barely hit my shotgun shots while my opponents are popping me up into airshots
>>553074923There is this thing called sbmm decay, anon...
>>553077640flames/hotrod is definitely the more valuable of the two, but not by much
>>553064123Is the Black Box better than stock most of the time or am I missing something? The amount of hp you can get back from 3 rockets (and the survivability that gives you) seems ludicrously OP compared to just having one more rocket. If stock had faster reload then maybe things would be different but they reload at the same rate too
>>553087393In situations where you need to kill someone with a fourth rocket and you don't have one, you are going to feel the pain. For instance a heavy if your previous three rockets are not perfect directs, overhealed enemies, any enemy you miss on, enemy soldiers with 4 rockets, scouts who dodge two of your three rockets, etc.If someone can punish you for not having that extra rocket they will. You also are a lot worse at dealing with sentries due to missing a rocket and not healing off them. It's nice for getting into small skirmishes and increasing your survivability but in any fight that you need four rockets to win instead of three, you are going to lose because the health you regain isn't going to save you from getting killed while reloading
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>553083369ok? the system still sucks and everyone would be better off with sheer random chance, like how it used to be. sbmm artificially tries to make your win/loss ratio a perfect 50/50, which means half the time you'll win by doing nothing and lose the other half even if you're carrying
>>553083369Proof?
>>553087393BBC (Black Box + Concheror) is a direct upgrade in any 1v1 fight but it's not very good in other situations where you might want to kill more than one person.
>>553088597But you have to live with the shame that everyone thinks you're a big faggot. Are you sure you want to live with that?
>>553091107The stock rocket launcher and the original are also homosexual-coded, the only respectable Soldier primary is the Cow Mangler.
>>553079558because it's fun
>>553064123you forgot to put your steam group into the OP sisterhttps://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198445343142/holy guacamole i played with the green haired loli poster!
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
christmas maps this year were a snoozefest
would scout say keyed or based
>>5531081066 7
finally sold my professional kit that i got from mvm for 30 big ones
dead gamedead general
shupo gameshupo general
>>553113646many are saying this
Eric added Abbey to the full game
>>553097791truke
>>553064123Please make it stop, extra ram from the emporium lives in my apartment building.. ..he told me what he did and showed me his items and just wouldn't shut the fuck up. I don't care you make loads of money from tf2 yet still work a fucking retail job. I don't care you met your partner at 18 and theres a creepy age gap that you say is fine and had them fly to Victoria. I don't care your gay and need to broadcast this to everyone.I just wanted to check my fucking mail
>>553116845Move
>>553108579Your gif is so small, it's funny to me!
>>553117547
>>553064123this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
it's a picture of a tf2 character
>>553120686it's taken on plr_hightower_event and features edited Pyro, Pop-Eyes, Lunatic's Leathers, Soot Suit, Rail Spikes, The Fallen Angel and Tail from the Crypt models from TF2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka5nlIoRQZEACK!
>>553079582bruh I got a new PC, new keyboard, new mouse, new desk, new deskpad, new house by the time I came back into gamingyou'll be okay man just mge and do jump maps
Heavy should have an avocado he can eat, which temporarily transforms him into a Scout. This is a reference to Nikocado Avocado, who loses weight after being morbidly obese.
heavy should eat avocado on toast and put Mann Co. into crippling debt every time he eats it.
i was finna wanting to get an all class taunt because i only have the crying onebut i think actually they're all bad except the crying one
>>553131075laugh taunt is all you need
>>553131873not a fan of ittoo long and played out
>>553131957uninstall
>>553132057im going to fucking kill you dudeim going to cave your head in with a brick
>>553131075
>>553132638I wouldn't put the garbage can taunt so high just because of how little subtly there is in it. I would also put shred alert higher. Otherwise decent list
>>553068407plr_nightfall because I wish I could play it for hours every day...,
>"euros banned this item in competitive!">1 year later: banned in north americaTale as old as time. Maybe Euro scholars just naturally understand the game better.
>>553134080Nightfall is a pretty sick map, fairly compact and yet still has fun flank routes.I hate plr on days when I'm actually trying to play the objective though, I feel like it requires more coordination than other gamemodes do in pubs. It can get pretty stalematey if it's not a quick roll.Honestly I wonder if I would enjoy it more if it was somehow reworked into a regular A/D payload map.
>>553132638The pooped deck is great.
>>553135276kill yourself retard
>>553136773no
>>553136535"pooped dick is better" said my wife before shitting all over my cock
>>553135276keep yourself safe retard
>>553135276it doesn't have any flank routes, it's a giant ramp with spawns on either side
>>553137136am i thinking of something else
>>553068407With this dogshit casual? This shit is gonna be 8 hour work shift just to get one hour of gameplay on 90% of the maps.
>>553137136??????????
>>553137385my bad, I was thinking of pipeline
>>553137136Both nightfall and pipeline last are like this and both have flank routes
>>553107501Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>553139909this butt also shupos
>>553139909this butt also femscout
so i've not been in this general for a long time, why and when did this shupo spam autism start?crazy how this general gets worse over time, georgefloyd spam was already fucking annoying
>>553140161Blue Archive got a Windows port last July so a lot of people bored with TF2 tried it. Normally that wouldn't have been enough on its own but>georgefloyd spam was already fucking annoyingThe floydautist is still fucking here over a year later still complaining about anime, so people started shupoposting to mock him
>You're a tf2 playerI'm gonna throw some pitches. You tell me yes or noEvery class gets a special button. If you die it resets to 0No more classes. Every character gets to choose a loadout that they have to stick with for the entirety of the round. What weapon you use affects how fast you moveAs an addendum to the above, everyone has the same hp value that increases or decreases based on equipped weaponNo more hitscan. Guns are replaced with paint guns. If you walking on a section of map that your team has painted you get a speed increase. I didn't steal this from splatoon I swear I SWEAREngineer pda is replaced by building slots. You can equip one building per each slot and build accordingly. Etc Defensive shield instead of sentry. Jump pads instead of teleporter. Minicrit amp instead of dispenser. Etc Spy no longer disguises. Its now a slot for spy gadgetsThird person shooter instead of first personCharacters are all robots instead of the mercs. To continue the gag of fighting over something worthless they fight over worthless paper money when everyone uses digital PLR maps are replaced by wacky races and balloon race style maps. Though the car and balloon circles the map you are free to walk to each area in an interconnected wayI don't know how to make the game any more casual than that
>>553140483i seethx for info
>>553140567>picrel every fempyro/shupo poster
>>553140567>picrel the floydposter and viva cocksuckers
>>553140567
>>553140567no to every single one
>>553140567>Do you mean an ultimate ability that charges up? No. It diminishes from the fundamentals>No>No>Maybe. Hitscan is fine if it only does a lot of damage at close range>Sentries suck so it's good if they are gone>Usage of disguises is the only interesting thing about Spy so no.>Okay you lost me, this was already nothing like TF2
>>553141228Kek>>553141296Kids won't play arena shooters not published by nintendo and named splatoon. Besides that I think the paint thing is pretty fucking incredible. Think about it. The most important thing to learn when you pick this stuff up is map control, and there's no real way to visualize that for a new player outside of over extending and dying. Having the map painted gives visual feedback, and I think games should steal that>>553141472Its more or less a shitpost to see how many changes you have to make to make it as casual as possible for a new audience.
does my heavy look jewish?
>>553141715No, he looks like an old west guy with a towel. Use the all father or something instead
>>553141715if u name urself king megajew or something people might get but i dont think i would have seen it if you didnt point it out
>>553141060pretty much this
https://www.reddit.com/r/truetf2/comments/1q2gx5g/comment/nxd8wjg/Bros i'm getting scared, tf2 fans would NEVER lie or parrot stupid nonsense just because they watched Zesty and Gabber videos to tell them their opinions
>>553141668why are you talking about arena shooters on the class-based team shooter general
>>553140885truke, them copying ur post is the ultimate form of flattery and jealousy too
>>553142098We aren't a money laundering hat collecting simulator anymore?
>>553142043ain't reading allat soilarlight is a RACIST CHUD
>>553140567no to everything
loadout was a based game btwthey knew to nerf sniper (but it was already way too late)
>>553142102stop replying to your own posts
>>553142632meant for >>553141950
>>553142818no, it was meant for you faggot
>>553143079phoneposting is embarassing, especially after stealing another anons post ma'am just calm down already
>>553143167>phoneposting is embarassingironic coming from you
>>553132638>rancho relaxo>F
>>553143424>>553143463can u guys talk about tf2 instead of being upset already
>>553143424i opened this thread up againafter years of not coming here and the thread was exactly the same in like 2015
>>5531437122015 was a bit better in some respects, it was more funposting and less schizoposting
I just got a friend request from my future girlfriend.C U Later Losers.
>>553143424time to do the needfulit's not much but it's honest work
>>553142043What is the purpose of this post other than to shill his demoknight video if he's just parroting what the base jumper science video said
>>553132638This is a ranking based on the the "taunts that enable roleplay or friendly behavior are automatically bad, taunts should be taunting the opponent for dying" meta, right? Why is RPS in S tier, then?
Rancho Relaxo is a taunt. It's the Engineer saying "come get me" after you die to a sentry. It's mocking.
>>553146936It's sad how many people don't realize this. It's an insult to see an Engineer sitting on his fat ass behind his sentry, instead they all think it's "le RP taunt" because the Emporium missed the intent behind the taunt too and decided everybody should have a sitting taunt
>>553146936It's the only valid afk taunt in the game because no other class can kill you while just sitting in a chair drinking beer. The hubris of doing that while letting you die to his sentry is what makes it so good
>>553145462old therefore soul aka good
>>553147145If you do a sitting taunt on an objective, it becomes mocking.
>>553146936>>553147145>>553147165nice try, but the killcam focuses on the sentry with the engi out of frame 90% of the time, so you don't even see it outside of friendly sits
*has terrible taste in maps, weapons and taunts in your path*
>>553143484This tierlist is god awful, i can't prove it but it's borderline emporium propaganda
>>553148757who is this
>>553144668that's my gf... wtf is she doing adding other tf2gs
>>553148248It was actually fairly quiet around here for 3 days without him samefagging half the thread so I'm inclined to believe he took the vacation
>>553148475>nice try, but the killcam focuses on the sentryWhich is why you sit behind the sentry, dumbass
>>553148757https://youtu.be/Iba7D4c_Zno?t=4457Zesty's taste in maps is pretty much pure dogwater desu. Really, Altitude and Egypt are near the bottom when Goldrush is near the top?
>>553149190Sorry to hear it, pally. Meanwhile I'm on my way to see my gf at the mall for a little while
How to re-awaken TF2 in 2026-Make tutorials not shit-Completely overhaul the matchmaking system to resemble the QOL and accessibility of quickplay-Give every player a free untradable strange weapon of their choice-Remove/overhaul Valve competitive, pass time, and mannpower. They're a joke.-Delete garbage maps
>>553140161It's the fate of all generals with low activity. Low activity = trolls, offtopic, and spammers are unlikely to receive enough reports to get past the threshold needed for a janny to investigate. In other words low activity in a thread means it has a weak "immune system."Meanwhile schizos who treat this site as their mental toilet go from thread to thread. On high-activity threads their bullshit quickly gets enough reports for a janny to look in and hand them a 3-day vacation. So these guys are basically migratory. Eventually they find threads like this one with weak immune systems that they can infest
>>553150298Kids don't play these types of games anymore. If you want to revive tf2 you need to cater to a new audience. Not boomers
>>553150916every lobby is filled to the brim with children
>>553150983Rarely. They play fortnite instead
>>553150983NTA but the kids playing TF2 are either>Poor thirdworlders who are using their dad's old laptop, can't even run Fortnite, have to play this ancient FPS instead>American kids who are already social outcasts or are le quirky, feel a sense of superiority over others for playing TF2 instead of icky games like Overwatch/Marvel RivalsNeither are large or mainstream audiences, the age cohort that had TF2 be the king of shooter vidya and heavily influence online culture is already gone
>>553140885and sniper mains
>>5531484751. You can sit on top of your sentry or next to it2. People will see you when they realize they're being shot
>>553151786I am a sniper main.
>>553152736picrel its u
I'm starting to really get dalokohspilled. It exists purely to mess with good players who keep track of your hp/breakpoints because they're the only ones who get tripped up by you having an extra 50 hp
>>553153165does the double eat glitch still work + are you abusing the gru max health proportion shit to heal more per bar
it's pretty small compared to all the other garbage that has happened to the game but i'm still upset that crates (marginally flavorful) got changed to cases (completely generic)
>>553149410ok, that's the 10% of the time when the camera spins around and the engi is in frame. 90% of the time the camera spins around and the engi is out of frame.>>553152626if the engi does that he immediately gets knocked out of the taunt by an explosive, so they don't do that. the engi may be in people's FoV when they're being shot by the sentry, but they don't see him because he's not the object of focus.
>>553154807Corpo verbage. Saying that they're crates imply valve has some involvement with them. By rebranding them as cases its clear they're all community made
>>553149260Return of the deleted posts
I'm addicted to using the direct hit
>>553159505dh+panic attack is the dude deleter
>>553159505i'm addicted to plapping ze shupos
>>553159505it's definitely fun, and the buff banner makes it even more fun, but the lack of sidearm really makes it dicey if someone's dodging all up in your face and you miss your shots
>>553159505For me, itβs the black box + conch.
storm fronds
I have a World Traveler's Hat whose effect is only visible on Turbine and that had no map stamp actually purchased for it, instead it was from a time where you could support a map for free by clicking a button.
>>553162154check here for likeminded fronds!!! >>553097791
why are you guys so mean :(
>>553164980because you're australian
>>553164980moot rightfully hated australiansin half the generals i frequent there's some gas huffing abbo shitting up the place
>>553164484the irony
>>553163884>see cartoon girls>think of tranniesmental sickness
>>553168175shartyniggers can't think of anything else. it's their obsession.
A sniper killed me with the piss gun
>>553169037ahh that's apples mate
>>553169037https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/e6/Sniper_DominationMedic05.wav
>>553167054
>>553163884He unironically is already in there mate
>>553132638>flipping awesome at F tier>taunt literally telling the other player to go "do a flip" at F tierother than that reasonable list
I miss the old amby, it let you harass turtles who could aim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxNLHZdWoh8new monke grugkino
>>553176585>AI slopsentence mix, voice it yourself, or kys
>>553176585..why do they all have mpreg stretch marks?
>>553177632this
>>553158164he is actually so pathetic he'll spam reports on anyone calling him out it's so sad
>people really want to convince you needles is more fun than crossbow
>>553177763Everybody always uses MaxofSD2's nude merc models from like 15 years ago which all had scars and shit all over them
>>553182756medic literally shouldn't be doing 74's at mid range, he's not sniper
>>553183187okay. probably. but counterpoint: fun
>>553182398he's here literally all day, what did you expect?
>>553183187even if the crossbow did literally zero damage to enemies it would still get used over syringes because hitting long-range heals is fun and it enables you to do your job in a way that you otherwise can't with the medibeam alone.
>>553183554I wasn't expecting much but he still manages to lower the bar
>Ambassador spy who keeps headshotting me and destroying my buildingsGuarantee when I make a mod I'm removing that gun.
>>553185307I murdered your toys as well
>>553185307But tf2g told me that gun is useless after valve stopped people from spamming it in spawn across the map
>>553185307https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/ed/Sniper_specialcompleted45.wav
>>553185507FUCK YOU FRENCH FAGGOT OPENING WITH 102 DAMAGE AND THEN BEING ABLE TO FINISH WITH WHATEVERFUCK YOU
>>553183771agreed, but medic should still not be doing sniper dmg
>>553185307Maybe you should stop standing still shoving crayons up your nose. Using the ambassador in its current form is like trying to cut your steak with a balloon.
>>553186280Suck my dick>Spycicle & deadringer combo tooSuck it to the base. In fact I'm gonna move the files that counter spy into my custom folder right now
>>553186487>Spycicle & deadringerWhat a fucking retard
>>553186487>bottom scorelol
Well that was supposed to be a calm game to call it a night but now I'm pissed off. Cool. Awesome.>>553186653>>553187246Suck my dick
>>553182756They are.
>>553159505I'm addicted to directly hitting shupos wombs (both from inside with my dick and from outside with my fist)
>>553186487>losing to a gunspy>losing to a gunspy using the amby>losing to a FURRY gunspy using the ambysorry anon, you got pwned,,,
>>553189326shupos are built for consensual womb pats though
>>553186487>being so upset at being rocked by a good player playing the weakest class that you start cheatingyou're literally me
>>553185307How are you letting a spy with the deadringer ambush you? Post the location where you were building your shit.
>>553191403I'm over it now. Its fucking badwater they were in the standard spots by the front of the line for both offense and defense. Only went engie because we capped first and nobody else switched, and what a fucking mistake that turned out to be >>553191284He was gone when I rejoined the server. Wanted to soldier bomb him for a round but so much for that
I still can't believe there's no medic jump maps. I miss playing medic so much it's unreal
>>553194819elaborate
>>553195893imagine a kz/climb/jump map. but the way you complete it is the map spawns soldiers that target your feet and you surf using the soldier's rocketsthere's only one map that's ever attempted it as far as I know. It's called tr_medic_agility but it's only on one jump
>>553196596yikes. practicing this sounds very gay. just play the video game cuz
Good night <3
>>553198505It's not about practice. I'm already better mechanically than most medics in my division. It's about funIf I wanted practice doing jumps on process I'd just load up an offline version of process. I wouldn't be doing tier 6 jump maps. Tier 6 jump maps are just for fun
>>553198764love u boomwahhh
>>553198764cumming on u in ur sleep
>>553198776>>>/csgo/
>>553198978idk what you're implying. I've never played the game and never been to that general so I don't get the joke sorry
>>553199270I think the implication is csgo surf maps
>>553198776>I'm already better mechanically than most medics in my division. It's about fun
>>553199319css surf is where it's at though
>>553199621it's exactly the same
>>553199319but TF2 has surf too
>>553201360cs has more surf
>>553201567you could still direct him to surf servers instead of an entirely different game
https://vocaroo.com/1iDIo3oblJTnI spent like half a day on thisfirst time sentence mixing
>>553202018holy sovlgrats to soldier for plapping the /co/ poster
>>553202018BASED
>>553198776Despite what the thread might say, I for one am glad to hear you are having fun playing Team Fortress 2 in a way you enjoy, anon, even if it's not a gamemode I'm familiar with or inclined towards.
>>553186487>cheatingyou deserve to get destroyed by furries, faglord
>>553204154>>553204901https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J3ciE9Dt1Mbackground music, if you want it<200 view hidden gem
>>553206045thanks babe
baka
>>553182398Who exactly?
>>553202018I can't believe the first time I open /tf2g/ in a month I immediately come across this gem. Maybe I should come here more often.
>>553201360https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UELq7b1yUB0Take me back.
>>553218661I'd rather take you back to an EU Dustbowl server, when you give out game-winning comms.
>abbey, sidewinder, winter ridge, and gavle got added to the permanent rotation>matterhorn didn'twhy do they hate plr so fucking much
>>553223083Gavle and Sidewinder are made by UEAKCrash, a prominent Emporium member. I think there was some nepotism involved with getting them added.
>>553224731figures
>>553223083None of them should've been added in an ideal world.
>>553223083>gavle got added to the permanent rotationbut whygΓ€vlabocken isn't even meant to survive the winter https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4vle_goat#Timeline
There's not enough shupo ryona
What class would Primal Kyogre main?
>>553227692soldier
>>553227040bro, you're supposed to plap the shupos
>>553202018Another one added to my collection.
>>553230570My daddy told me through his actions that children are supposed to be beaten, not plapped and definitely not loved.
https://youtu.be/6UFJOS1djLg?t=4939>Zesty published a scientific paperBased, that actually makes up for all the other cringe stuff he does.Also Zesty, since you lurk here, have you ever worked with the equations of the famous geologist, Karl von Terzaghi? Terzaghi was a very interesting man, he was an avid Nazi and an Austrian anti-fascist who led a battalion of 1000 men in World War 1, he is widely considered the father of geotechnical engineering and foundation design.
Double donking is cool and everything, but do you want to know what's even cooler and more satisfying? Hitting 100 damage grenades consistently with better range.
>>553199363im sorry but I do not respect most AM medicsAny medics that are even slightly good are stolen by higher divs because of how little medics there are in those divsThe only good am medics I've seen are in a friend group and just wanna play medic for that friend group
>>553231706That's messed up sister
Who's getting the most suffering?>Plays on a team of retards for 2-9 minutes while getting destroyed>Joins a team of retards as the game ends and only got to play for 30 seconds
>>553236802That sounds great, but could you imagine if said grenades also didn't bounce or roll as much, so they basically turn into sticky bombs as soon as they hit the ground? It would make destroying sentries behind corners much easier.
>>553239268Rollers do like 20-30 damage whereas stickies do 30-100
>>553239964teh sticky launcher does no damage when its clip is empty
why are the quickies banned in etf2l?i don't know nearly enough about demo to know what sort of fuckery it can do
>>553240668europooreans hate funreal answer though, loch and quick meta was """really unfun""" to play against with demos playing super passively and relying on cross map pipes to win games. quickies enable loch cause they're both long range weaponsAlso on certain maps you can just straight up do 100 damage on the med on a midfight and force the enemy team to not be able to play the gamedestroying enemy stickies is also powerful especially on last pushesI don't know anything about etf2l but that's the complaints I hear the most about quickies
>>553240668https://youtu.be/EtcO19nzWDY?t=878It's literally just because they don't like their stickies being cucked by quickiebombs. You can say that its' OP but so is the stock stickybomb launcher.
>>553241581neat, i do that in pubs sometimesbut isn't the LnL banned too
TOO MANY MOTHS TROONED OUT
>>553241789yeah they ended up banning both instead of just banning the loch like rglI will emphasize that europeans are more likely to use unlocks, and so they're the most likely to get butthurt about stuff like the battalions and quickies cause they see it so much more often
>>553227040This post isn't even bothering to pretend to be ontopic, just random anime girl abuse fetish posting, but tranny janny would rather dilate than do their jobs
>>553245324Neither was yours. Pot kettle etc. Anyways since I attached a picture of heavy sipping tea now my own posts are more relevant to TF2 than yours do. Suck my dick.
>>553245635You're so mentally ill you feel the need to display your porn obsession with every post you make. Then you get indignant and do this middleschool debate club gotcha like you haven't been forcing your offtopic shit for months. I feel sorry for the young man you once were, before gooning took over your life and turned you into this sticky thing that you are now
>>553247354hmmmm, 2-0Your next move, clown?
>>553247354It's not porn.
can't you guys just filter what you don't like instead of going into these insane arguments in every thread?
>>553248393I don't filter anything.
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
I got rid of most of my achievement items to make worthless hats back when I was but a clueless child/preteen.
>>553248393It works sometimes but if they don't use any filter words I have to see them
>>553253596too much shupo and similar offtopic trash. keeps people away
>>553253596>Crate Depression>creators.tf drama>Zesty vs. WAMO drama>Fatmagic and Vorobey vs. Venusian drama>Team Fortress 2 Classic drama>bot crisis>#SaveTF2>#FixTF2TF2 players don't have much to discuss. The loudest issue, the bot crisis, has been resolved.
>>553247354>unironically typing all out of that
>>553247354Dawg, dooking him won't matter, he brain does not care ( it's already cooked )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgs0KtvjrOoZestyIsLiveand also taking discord calls, apparently
>>553259706>Zesty was talking about being featured on a Russian YouTuber's (WonderNope) video about TF2I wonder when he'll get requests to advertise gambling websites
>>553259980Our wholesome Zesty wouldn't stoop so low.
>>553168175I just don't think mentally stable men post stuff like that, I was kindly redirecting you to people with a similar mindset... Sorry for causing you to get so emotionally vexed over that.
>>553212490the schizo who samefags here all day https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vg/1767579546120.png
354holy mad lel
>>553261461>the schizo who samefags here all dayfourth IP wipe and counting
>>553259706
>>553262662watch out he'll get mad enough to report you for calling him out again lel
>>553261461>>553262662Those are different posters, Viva never posts without his trip.
>>553263191the IP wipe says otherwise
>>553263346Multiple posts can get deleted at the same time though.
>the ladies are talking about floydschizo and viva again
>>553064123Which mercenary has the biggest penis?
>>553263918mine, when it's inside fempyro
>>553263037he's already back at samefagging in the exact same way lol>>553263191not the first time his blogs + fellating posts were deleted at the exact same time
>>553263191>Viva never posts without his trip
>>553263918konata
>>553264408Not a merc
Viva never samefags.
>>553264601fuck you
>>553265126can u do a fempyro viva edit please
>>553265705no
>>553265480Bit mean.
>>553265736You're just afraid the tf2 sisters will jerk off to it (they 100% would)
>>553266185who tried to recycle this perfectly good loli? her cunny still has some use
>>553266185>open stream>most obvious tranny voice in the worldlol
>>553265789sorry
>>553266185
>>553266293Miyu is one of a few Sniper mains in Blue Archive (along with Mashiro and Iori most notably), and she uses that recycling bin as her hunter's blind.
>>553267184why did she leave her pussy exposed then? dumb brat
>>553267184uh.. i can see her balls....
>>553266185>>553267184
I might hop on Team Fortress 2 in a bit before Smackdown goes live tonight >>553265126Never have, never will. People, however, never mention how Anonymous always same posts. What's up with that?
>unusual medic ONLY heals his unusual faggot boyfriend and they're mid-scoring shittersDon't be these "people", ever.
>>553259706Of the callers had Eastern European accents lmao. They were chill though
>>553268179Sigh...
>>553268179that's when I switch to medic too and pocket his target so he builds uber slower
I never pocket anyone when playing medicfuck pocketingI just go around healing people
>>553273280Why are you not pocketing noobies maggot?
>>553259980he already got at least 1000
>>553273418there is literally zero joy in pocketing someone who runs away from the enemy team when I uber them, straight into the middle of them when all his guns are unloaded and he has low HP, or who ignores the guy standing directly in his face killing me. I could be playing engi instead, which would result in a greater net positive
>>553273280Same, I just go between players calling MEDIC and that actually have low HP so they can instantly get back into action without going for the medkit drops. I love being useful, so if my team has no fucking medic I will take on medic role just to make sure we get the round. Team without a medic is incomplete.
>>553274383I do this but we still lose because I can't heal everyone fast enough, so I switch to quick fix, but then no-one has overheal so they never push, so I switch to vacc, but then I get targeted super hard and called names because everyone hates the vacc
>>553279453sex with both of these
slow generals are good faggot
:)
*crickets*
>>553282676Did you kick Truffle out of the game?
>>553282676>Damage: 0
>>553282676>Viva's whole gameplay is.... getting carried while sweating in a pub for no reasonthis is the guy that kicks new players btw
>>55328267664 assists nice
>>553290960anything described that way has to be dogwater
>>553290960will not give views to bagboywill sniff that asssimply as
>>553296857>will not viewssomehow even more ESL than viva kek
>>553297048no I just rewrote the post several times before deciding on the meme format and forgot a word in the editing process, sue me>>553296974
idc bout ur esl cope
>>553297395>boutsomehow even more ESL than viva kek
>>553297395this post is highly ESL coded
>>553297487>>553297526>parroting2 - 0just hold the L pal
>>553297552>hold the Lerm actually the expression is "take the L," ESLkun
sniper is overpoweredim gonna start maining him, in 4000 hours every lobby will be votekicking me for "cheating"
>>553297772>this retarded3-0
>>553298026NTA but he's right, you got it wrong
>>553287269i'm so fucking tired of shitty youtube shorts SFM meme slop with the le wacky tard-faced eltorro models
>>553299820No.
>>553300271Yeah
>>553300348Nah
>>553300464Voice (me): Yes
>>5533006144-0 mister not that anon
>>553300708I'm really not, you need to actually take the L
>>553300859look getting invested in other peoples losing battle signs you up to die with them; don't make the rules son you're down 4-0, aka dominated.
>>553300708>this retardedcope
>>553300938no bro you're really having a meltdown over a single typo in a post the dude already deleted and corrected, you lost before the fight began
>>553300952>parroting again5-0 alsothere is an achievement in tf2, for causing a dominated player to ragequit....
>>553301123it's really sad, dude doesn't know how to pick his battles
>>553301123>make fun of your error>your pride does now allow yourself to see the jest in it/take the jokedude, its not that deep I made fun of you and you're the one still going in circles LOL just hold it man
>>553301247once again, I'm not the same poster, I'm just trying to tell you to shut the fuck up over this weird hill you're choosing to die on
>>553301324Read your own post and apply it to yourself, you're dying on a hill defending "another" anon over being made fun of; btw most normal people would just go heh, woopsies and move on... But thanks for letting me get a nice laugh out of you i guess lol
>>553301324blud's one of those fools that doesn't know how to stop posting and now he's going to die on this hill, you love/hate to see it
>>553301556so true sister, what was said about dying on weird hills does not apply to us!
What are you dorks doing?
>>553302078ticking awaythe moments that make up a dull day
>autismo hoursthe good posters are still sleeping I see
>>553302247Wrong nigga, I just woke up from my iconic 9pm nap.
>>553302617Fucking finallySomething worth reading
>>553302617baby making sex with femscout
>>>/gif/30089137
>>553302617
>>553303372viva is so disgusting
>>553303814More handsome than Nikocado.
>>553304226that's a low bar
>>553304226is he though
i've uninstalled team tranoids 2, hopefully unclassified is the messiah that saves this turdty for reading my blog
>>553307854calm down z*sty
>>553307854u cant say that here, u will offend the girlies
>Weekend is here>Bottom scoring on every game on topiaCool. Awesome. Consequence of checking out on the game during omegafaggots reign I guess
>>553068407Demolition
>>553186147Crossbow is literally, hands down, the strongest weapon in the game. A crit can 1 shot everything but a heavy at long range, it out heals the medigun, again at long range.It simply is the strongest item in the game, but a big aspect of TF2's successful design is the fact that the healer is absurdly OP. Overheals, ubers, etc, all insanely strong. This is good since a lot of players don't want to play healslut. So, to make people play medic, they made him the strongest class in the game.
>>553311261What if we just removed medic, but gave every class an ultimate ability to balance it out. Now everyone can be special
didnt readnever equipping 'bowsimple askeep crying though
>>553311396Not cool enough, add more particle effects.
>>553311261I feel like the crossbow could effectively be removed if they just made syringe guns heal players by like 10hp per syringe, the blutsauger maybe 5.0-7.5hp per
>>553311261Medic is balanced by needing a functional team. Uber doesn't matter if your target runs away or fucks up. Healing doesn't matter if your target overextends and facetanks more damage anyway. You can be the best Medic in the world and still fail because your team is retarded.
>>553313575Why do people want to change the crossbow so much? Even if the needles healed players there'd still be no fucking point in using it. If you're close to people you want to heal you can just BEAM themIf not pull out your crossbow
>>553182976The models with the jiggleboned dicks and balls. Max didn't make those, his girlfriend Rebaccus did. Max did have an inflation fetish though. And he's a smelly Frenchman.
>>553314129I think it's funny how he got caught running Hyper Fortress making loads of fempyro porn and then tried to pretend he was a SJW who found fempyro embarrassing and deleted everything
>>553313969Because the crossbow completely overshadows everything else in medic's kit, apart from maybe ubercharge (which it STILL FUCKING BUILDS). This is on top of the fact that it does so much damage, gains dmg the further away you are from the enemy, and is so mindlessly spammable. It's simply too strong for what it does. There's literally no reason to ever use a syringe gun again once you get this thing.>Even if the needles healed players there'd still be no fucking point in using it. If you're close to people you want to heal you can just BEAM themI disagree, if only because the syringe gun could be used to heal people faster point blank, or beyond the medigun's range (though that would require the needlegun's spread to be tightened).
man i love being accidentally spychecked by the enemy medic just because the crossbow exists and its always better to heal someone with the crossbow first for a source of burst healing before you swap to the medigun, making spy's disguises even more useless when you do manage to fool everyone else with them
I love playing the healslut class and I will not stand for crossbow slander at these hours
>>553316081I love egg making sex with meowscarada
>>553316242You have sex near a burning stove when making some sort of egg breakfast?
>>553316890I mean we're making eggs but not the kind you eat
>>553316947Oh you mean you are inseminating Meowscarada (female)I get it now
>>553317373Yes!
>>553317373smooching jane helltaker
/tf2g/ approved smoochables?
If you join my MvM lobby and pick spy and I call you a nigger and then kick you remember that you deserved it!
>>553320434Momiji
>>553320650Momiji Inubashiri is best girl!
>>553320206shuposfempyrofemscoutreimudawnasukameguminms. paulingzhanaolivia mann
>>553320206see>>552846808
>>553320757Indeed.
>>553321016
tf2 is unplayable until the bug where objector inspect anim doesn't show your decal is fixed
>>553321016>>553321391based
>>553321016>>553321391basedI need some 2hou signs already
>Say retarded>Sourcecomms says you're muted now sorry :)>Guy sprays a porn spray>Three month banTf2 players are fucking retarded now
>>553326427infantilization of online spaces following the 2010's was one of mankind's greatest blunders
>>553326983Yeah its fucking sickening. God forbid I want to say swear words in my M rated video games. Its only downhill from here
>>553326427find a server which doesn't suck dick. there's zesty's, castaway and a few others that aren't made for kids (seriously, most servers on the list are made to make money off kids using ads)
>>553327143Unfortunately all the servers I play on (Redditopia, shounic, Disc-FF) are draconian with their rules. If I blacklist all the custom servers because they want to be as gay as skial I won't have anywhere to play this dead game
More deleted posts..
>>553331727were they good or bad
Come sign up for slophttps://mannco.store/giveaways/details/afzarJYytVYG592
>>553064123phlog lightning gun
>>553335807I can't wait to win and forget about this
>>553336481imho the Phlogistinator doesn't even look like a flamethrower, it has what looks like a Faraday cage as a nozzle and it should've always been a hitscan energy weapon. I think it should've been capable of dealing low damage at long range with microwave emissions.
people(bots) are actually buying those halloween stuff for 9 keys
>>553073929nice airblast airshot, i hit a similar one defending gullywash last in a competitive 6v6 match
newtard hereis dragon's fury really inconsistent? read up and people say it's just a shotgun like scout's but it doesn't feel like one
>>553336481>Wunderwaffe PhlogWhat the Pomson should've been.
>>553327143Skial servers
>>553343737I'm so lonelyI want a cute gf to hug me
https://steamcommunity.com/id/weltenbrandadd me for mge and pub stomping eu west
its a shame the pyro feels weak, even when using his many overpowered on paper weapons, shes too much of a generalist
>>553346126Pyro is a male character.
>>553342614The increase in firing speed is calculated after the projectile hits a target serverside, which means you need to wait for ping and tickrate to detect this. It's why the attack interval (after a consecutive hit) is listed as 0.53 to 0.60 seconds. Obviously this is dumb.
>>553339581>>553343737>>553347142why do you keep posting these, I just fapped, it makes me want to go for the 3rd time today
>>553347504ive averaged 2+(2/3) faps per day recently
>>553347504
>>553347845i average 2/3 times a day when i have work 7/8 when i don't
https://youtu.be/3SqshrHHGBs Your thoughts on this?
>>553348010me and my two wives
>>553348032i was like that in college but i really drifted away from the hobby when my brother and i moved in together
>>553347504>>553347845Why are you speedrunning erectile dysfunctionThen again the stuff you wire your brain to get off to.. its for society's best that you can't get it up anymore
>>553348106sweaty miss pauling plapping
>>553347504There is nothing fappable about cartoons.
>>553064123It turns out the Mann Brothers were retards all alongGravel IS valuable and has gold in ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDXj-HUXARg
>>553349679I will not watch until Zesty confirms this video is factual
>>553349679I think he should have also mentioned that dams were being rapidly constructed in the United States between the 1930s and 1970s when TF2 took place. Hoover Dam signaled the success of hydroelectric power and aggregate was far from a useless commodity.
Which class makes the game unfun of there's too many of them? For me 3 engi is already too much. Having 3 sentry (and 3 tele) stall the game too hard. I dont think you need a class limit of 3 like in uncletopia servers for most classes. only engi and maybe medic became too annoying when they stack too much
>>553352618sniper
>>553352618>3 engi is already too muchyour stickybomb launcher?
>99% of the time: Waste of space>1% of the time: Biggest faggot everDelete Demoknight from the game.
>>553358171The difference between the 99% and the 1% is whether there is an engineer (or non-phlog pyro) on the opposing team
>>553358171The shields are fine, the real culprit is the fucking Booties/legger enabling full meleeman.You can't fix people wanting to run around with just their melee weapon no matter what, but you can make it so that you're never without a ranged option to do explosion things. at least until they added the base jumper and threw that possibility out the windowthere's no real way to otherwise address single-explosive loadouts for demoman without restricting the ability to pair 2 non-weapons together
>>553359562The shield-only bootie stats don't exactly help
>>553354992In theory, yes.In practice, there WILL be other enemies and there WILL be an airblasting Pyro when Γbering.
>How to unlock weapons in Call of Duty 4 (2007)Play the game, and when you receive XP, you unlock content from the game.>How to unlock items in TF2 (since 2010)Pay $2 for a weapon, or $2.50 for a lootbox.Why do people dicksuck Valve again. The Mann Co. update was the abject death of gaming.
low effort bait
To be fair, getting unlockables through achievements was a good concept. Too bad it was abandoned.
To be fair, getting unlockables through contracts was a good concept. Too bad it was abandoned.
>>553370872The Jungle Inferno contracts were a good idea. Give you the weapon and ""teach"" you how to use it before you're allowed to have it forever.They should have gone and done that for existing weapons.
>>553370872>>553371120yeah
I hate how hard the old dev team sucked soldier and demo off. Overwhelming the best classes for fragging because they gave those classes the most bias during development
>>553363023>his teamit doesn't really matter, they're still free strange farm to a good demo at the end of the day.>pyroHeβs not airblasting all 12 of your easily spammable explosives. All you need is for your team to provide at least some distraction so you can do your job, or a pocket.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=95589745I think Pyro should have maracas as a melee weapon. They would provide a brief speed boost to yourself and nearby allies whenever you swing them, but it would provide less speed overall than the Powerjack.
RAPING SHUPOS IN TF2
Since achievement items were untradeable anyways, they should have no taken up space in the backpack. They should have just been moved to the stock weapons page or their own unlockable weapons page. Make them all greyed out with a tooltip that says how you can unlock each one. I don't think f2ps have enough backpack space to carry one of each unlockable non-reskin weapon.
>>553379521Nah cause the incentive is to buy backpack space
>>553341567It's because the tradable versions were only if you bought a limited crate that year. People who want a specific halloween item then have to pony up the dough to trade for it
ajrapessj3thx
>>5533480327-8 times what the fuck? Isn't it just blistered and shooting blanks at that point?
fempyro gamefempyro general
>>553388124many are saying this
>>553387250smooching jane helltaker (i hope her lawn chair stops getting stolen)
>2026>I am forgotten
>>553389378any day now Eric-san will remember
what the fuck did shounic mean when he made that video shitting on every suggestion to combat the bot crisiseveryone knows its impossible to stop botting and cheaters but the point is that adding any level of friction reduces it by some not insignificant factorwhen that video came out Valve has doing virtually nothing
>>553389791if you're not shitting on ecelebs making clickbait for retards you don't belong here
>>553390307This.This so much.
Why is it always pyros that have the most degenerate objectors?
>>553391341pyro unfortunately has the most furry cosmetics, with medic not far behind
>>553391341Pyro players have been degenerate since 2008, nothing really new.
>>553382659Already sold quite few, good investment tho. Year ago I sold medic halloween dog head with spectral paint for 60 keys to some furry boy. That's nuts.I miss the halloween paint bug.
>>553391341Pyro and Soldier are pretty much the only classes that you can even see the objector image, all of the other classes hold it improperly.
White Viva
>>553394089Viva is white tho. A true new yorker.
>viva is white
>>553394697He has DNA from the white continent.
>>553394327lol
so does a pineapple
>>553394697post hand mohummad
>>553394089I'm a flamboyant straight man. That's just a gay liberal>>553392352I forgot spells were a thing because I don't think I had a big buyout for my Strange Festive Flame Thrower with two spells back in the day lmao
>>553398171You sound gay.
>>553398285that's because he is
>>553400643He has a girlfriend though.
>>553401173>attentionwhoring on 4chanfaggot behavior
>>553401173and some men are fighting for his attention on this very thread.
After a good Team Fortress 2 session last night, I wanted to play some more tonight, but the NFL playoffs are on. Shame cause I wanted to pop off as Medic and Pyro again while votekicking shitters and inspiring other to be better teammates. Maybe I'll do some again on Tuesday or Wednesday night :(>>553398285That may be so, but my girlfriend doesn't mind :)
nothin like a good nut lads
>>553401397Medic and Pyro are the least masculine classes to play.
>>553405563Soldier*
>>553406212Medic and Pyro are the Soldier masculine classes to play.
>>553404189those particles are disgusting
come join the tf2g discord! gg/hT5R4wf4z
>>553408281https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/30/Heavy_yell4.wav
idle bots are back...but I got this
>>553408494https://discord.gg/aqYxaWKyjoin the real tf2g based oldfag discord instead
>>553408751based on what?
>>553409172based on the hardware that's inside of it
>>553408494>>553408751>trannycord
>>553408494>>553408751
>shartynigger is spamming his discord now
>>553408751This is an actual tf2g server it seems, at least most of the people here and the main "topic" all are "tf2g on 4chan" related or at least interested in tf2g.IDK the exact story on why this link isn't in the OP anymore but it should probably go back since whatever drama happened to remove it seems long in the past.
>>553408751is this where viva/purplemisty/whoever the fuck coordinates thread raids from? kek the link is still alivesomebody should raid them
>>553409970>IDK the exact story on why this link isn't in the OP anymore but it should probably go backWe've NEVER had discord servers in the OP, that's why, and we're not about to start now
>>553409970fuck off retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPqHUQHtUdUNew Casperr
>>553389791In his streams (at least the older ones) he's a bit of a know-it-all, often arguing with his viewers why he's right and they're wrong.Imo that video gave him a reality check that he isn't as smart as he thinks and probably why he shifted from making technical content to 100 player slop
>>553389791he trooned out mentally and never recovered
>You now remember that the South American comp leagues were so corrupt they would give out medals to people that didn't even play in the respective tournaments
>>553412519roster riding is common in literally every league retard
who cares medals look like shit
>>553412643>roster ridingNo they gave them out freely to people that had no involvement with the league whatsoever, even b4nny got one
>>553412992keep telling yourself that
>>553412519There were also some that held phony tournaments no one actually played in for free self mades, that's why Valve stopped medals
>>553413191https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inj3te4AaeMcope
>>553413440stop shilling your channel faggot
i don't give a fuck about south american monkeyshow do I up my frag game as soldier?
>>553418385shoot floorshoot doorshoot more
>>553418385juggling
>>553410215The only raids here are from the shupo discord group, I think the demoman legion should raid them instead.
>>553418385plap your shupos in between respawns
>>553418748im barack obama
Avatar or signature use.>>553418385Use the direct hit + shotgun.
>>553418385>tan shupo
>>553413317I was wondering why the medals stopped lmao
>>553419829TF2 avatars are fine.
>>553420428nobody cares
>>553420428>they
>>553410215Viva and misty are like red vs blu, they would never work together to shit this place up but both actively shit it up>>553420428This would explain his constant use of slurs and self hatred
428
>>553420428
>>553420428record them as far as anyone knows they are pinoy
>>553404189Those particles are cool.
>>553421391I'll let misty tell you about himself when he wants to bro
>>553421391thread boogeyman that gets blamed for everything when it's convenient
>>553421776That's the demofloyd poster.
>>553421853no, as evidenced by IP bans he IS guilty of everything he's accused of
>>553421776That's the shupo poster.
>>553421724Unironically this is the best description of misty (as someone who knew him personally)
>>553421724i seeviva is still the bigger faggot however
>>553423450especially because viva is demonstrably a faggot, purplemisty is you taking one schizo at his word that he's ackshually this big boogeyman behind everything
>>553424185There is a pretty extensive track record of his activity on arch.b4k.dev.
>>553424310all I see is the same schizo screaming about him for 5+ years
>>553424310Misty is also a narcissist, he will downplay how much he is disliked and play defense for himself; you're probably talking to him rn. There is a reason I said I knew him personally and no longer do, he is a bad friend too but that's not important and not why some people dislike him on tf2g
>>553424946I'm literally not him, I've just been here long enough to know that you should doubt the schizo who's been screaming "[insert name here] is a tranny tranny tranny!!" for years at a time
>>553425451>you should doubt the schizo who's been screaming "[insert name here] is a tranny tranny tranny!!"Why?
>>553425874because doing that for years at a time in the same manner means they're almost always a bigger schizo than whoever they're complaining about
>>553425451Ok, but with my warning out of the way and you saying you're basically a newfag who hasn't been here for longer than misty tormented the place why be speak on the subject at all lol>>553425874He'll surely answer this without more handwaving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAA1xgTTw9w
Surprised you didn't go with the b4nny shut the fuck up on this one bro
>>553426204>you saying you're basically a newfagcool reading comprehension when I literally said the opposite retard, I've been coming to tf2g since before /vg/ even existedthis isn't my first rodeo, there's a new boogeyman every few years, before purplemisty it was dotsy, before dotsy it was 26dollarit's always the same shit, and you going off and calling me the boogeyman doesn't help convince me this time it's actually not a boogeyman
>>553426149idk anon so far the worst thing he's done is try to warn us, whereas I've had many experiences where a tranny shits up a place to the point of ruination. i think i'll trust the soothsayer just this once
>>553426886I'm not talking about the guy ITT right now dumbass I'm talking about >>553424310>look on the archive>nothing but a schizo ranting about tranniesdoesn't instill confidence in the "warning"
>>553426796I just don't get why you need to talk about people who shat this place up without knowing all the details is what I infered. You being aggressive does not do you any favors either.
>>553427190I didn't say it like I knew him personally dumbass, all I said "I've been here long enough to doubt when a schizo is screaming about a boogeyman"you IMMEDIATELY calling me the boogeyman in response to that and going off on how I'm supposedly talking about purplemisty when all I said is "I have my doubts" simply proves my pointif your goal was to actually convince me that it's not actually a boogeyman you've done nothing but fail miserably at it
I know Konata personally
>>553430158can you get me her number?
>>553430192She's number 1!
>>553430297oh yeah you're right I just had to speed dial 1thanks anon I'm getting some konatussy tonight
Every year I play so much TF2 during scream fortress that I burn myself out and miss smissmas. It happened again this year. Are the maps any good this year?
>>553430872same thing happened to me so I don't know
>frag b4nny>check his stream after>he didn't react at allFeels bad...
>>553422026>>553423450>>553421597What was posted?
>>553436073just some schizo rant, don't worry about it
>only good at sniping snipers>get curbstomped if they switch classeswhat is this called
>>553436342being the best possible kind of sniper
>>553436073an anon warning us about purplemisty, a shitposter
>>553436342retard syndrome
>>553430872Every map except Matterhorn is in the regular map pool if you want to try them out
>>553436342Being good at sniping but lacking game sense
>>553389378SURELY it had to be delayed so they could improve the matchmaker (also for casual) so it wouldn't crash, right?
https://github.com/ValveSoftware/source-sdk-2013/pull/1753>ficool2 involvedWe might finally get the explosion bugs fixed bros
>>553418385Play the better DPS powerclass (demo)
>>553408751>oldfag discordoldfags used irc
>>553440805i don't want to spend all my time reloading or playing the m2+m1 monkey class
>>553440936>He's not yet ready for the DemopillUnfortunate.
>>553440936>m2+m1 monkey classI'm tired of this fucking catchphrase. If you reduce any class to it's fundamentals, it's just>movement button + action buttonSniper? M2+M1Medic? M1+M2
>>553439929It says that this is only intended for stairs by checking the proximity to the ground so you cannot hit players on a roof by hitting the wall they're standing above of.But how does it work in such a case? Because I'm pretty sure it would, and it IS bullshit.Valve, don't do it.
>>553439929Friendship ended with sigsevNow wgetJane is my favorite bug fixer
>>553441827Watch the fixed video, it shows that it only works on stairs while not working around corners and from below.
>>553441532you have to aim with those classesdemoman is literally more braindead than soldier because you just roll up on the point and dont even have to aim at people's feet, you just whip out the SL and wave the crosshair in the vague direction of someone while spamming, and the airbursts will kill them in like 3 hits. there's a reason kritzkrieg demo is so popular for pubstomping
>>553442015It addresses the points from the pictures he posted, but not the one I posted here. The last demonstration of the video doesn't match my example.
>>553442175>this only works if the explosion is close to the ground specificallyI'm guessing in your example it wouldn't register, seems like the fix is just for small inclines and other tiny map geometry that fucks over blast damage
>>553442753It SHOULDN'T but the slope is technically the ground as well, unlike 100% vertical walls.
>>553442126>demoman is literally more braindead than soldierdemo actually requires positioning and aim when compared to soldier though
I just logged on for the first time since November and I saw the new Christmas cosmetics and I swear they're all just recycled cosmetics that are already in the game.I'd rather have shit cosmetics that are original over a class-port >another cyclops/laser eyes cosmetics>another flat cap for medic>another slicked back hair piece for scout>another puffy fur-lined jacket >goggles and beanie that is literally just the soldiers slope-scopers we have like 5 Mexican ponchos, sombreros, random animals on the shoulder, Pocker-characters, and the mountain of hawaiian shirts in the game. YUCK!
>>553449256That's the problem you run into after 17 years of adding cosmetics. Eventually every good idea has already been done so you either take the same ideas but with a "twist" or you make something that doesn't fit but at least it's unique and differentThere's only so many suits and fedora-like hats you can give Spy for example before they all just kinda blend together, then someone comes and makes an escargot shell hat (get it cuz he's French? XD) which is unique but still slop
>game is another 10 minutes of sticky and airblast spam respawn simulator
>>553449256been playing for few hours every day since the update and I've yet to see anyone using any of the new cosmetics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8AeSL15UzYBabe wake up new Nutcracka kino just dropped
>>553454295Not watching. Who voiced the announcer?
>>553455834Some Greek nigga
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=38224HOLY SHIT GUYS THE MVM UPDATE IS FINALLY UP
No (you) for you.
>>553439929Wow only took them like 4? 5? Years since the "fix is ready after thanks giving" post.
>>553424185Viva is straight.
>>553457269don't lie to me i'll fall for it every time...:(
>>553457269We know it's fake becuase nobody even cares about Mann vs. Machine here, other than Bl*ss*dV*va. It should be renamed Slop vs. Slot machine because it's just gambling for slop.>>553458092I doubt it, he acts like a completely flamboyant homosexual.
>>553458468He is one of the straightest posters here.
i left /tf2g/ for good 2 months ago. returned here because I was experiencing long queue times. seeing you faggots obsess over a single poster has more than convinced me it was the right choice
>>553459089I just restarted the game after a few months. Had to fix mods. Now I'm stuck in the Casual queue. What happened?
>>553459089bro is just a lolcow, it's not that we're obsessed with him, we just laugh at him.
Most newer hats being poorly proportioned slop is why a decent classic hat has a higher price tag on average.
So if tomorrow they announced you could destroy a hat for its unusual effect, and transpose it onto another unusual hat, what do you think would happen to the market?
>>553460176Value of themed unusuals goes downValue of shit hats with desired unusual effects goes up
>>553459723I guess nobody else here is popular enough to be a lolcow yet.
>>553459771Most of the better hats are craft hats that are like a few ref tho
>>553461776I meant in terms of unusuals mostly>>553461639That's not enough. I need total traderfag death. For the value of their backpacks to plummet to almost zero
>>553461962>I need total traderfag deathYou'd need a way to guarantee unusual drops for that. Kinda like what happened to CS2, like crafting a bunch of Elite Grades together gives you a guaranteed unusual drop
>>553428157>tldr of your babble>"im right you're wrong"yeah i'm believing the other guy
>>553459089It's really just a subset of posters that get taunted by him, truly if tf2 had an elo system the posters who talk about viva would be Bronze.
>>553459089he's the only obsessed one with all that samefagging though
>Finally join topia>Team gets shit onNot doing this today.
How long it takes to fill whole jungle inferno contracker?
>casual broken againimpressive really
>>553466008idk raw hours but when it released I did it in like a week, would assume it takes a bit more time now because suijin brazil and merc park has probably less traction so queue times for them might add more time to it
and my favorite class is the spy
>>553469110that's awesome sister
>>553469110kino
>>553469110i, am the spy...!
>>553469110pure sovl
>>553469110>I am a tranny freak from israel and this is my larp slop mod
>>553469110Why would you ruin the best Spy gun like that?
Is purplemisty the guy who keeps advertising the transf2 group here?
>>553458267It's the same image every time, if you fall for that every time then you're a goddamn idiot.
https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/vg.meta/text/transf2/Why does he keep doing it?
>>553470795Mental illness, like all shartyfags
>>553469629As someone who's played this game as it's release it's so refreshing seeing people feel the same way i did as a teen about this garbage lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPqHUQHtUdU>TF2ber makes the argument that promotional items are good and Fortnite stole the idea from usI think he actually has a point desu
>>553472541from the thumbnail i thought she was wearing a chastity cage
>>553471723>vgh i LOVE seeing other whiny faggots... so based
>>553469110Kino of the highest order, just as I remembered from back then.
>>553470575:(
>>553440892Not true. A bunch of us are in a secret Discord server devoid of nu-tf2g trash
>>553472541
>>553472769uh, i dont like seeing you homo>>553469629kek
>>553469110I prefer
>>553439929>Making soldier even more of an OP classThanks contractor, very cool.
>Join casual game>0 kills 0 assists 10 deathsAlright. Fuck playing games today I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqq5roJ0yicNew Wutville kino just dropped
>>553472541>valve invented promotional itemsbravo gaben
>>553472541Most of the promos are just early cosmetic slopThe beginning of the end of the artstyle's degradation really
>>553475905>"I am wutville mapper guy... and this, is my map.">"it rapes your pc and costs $10,000 in valve revenue per week to revamp.">"it costs $2,620,000 to rework this map... for 5 years."never finished it award
>>553475905>Eric sent the email on a Friday>Expected the map to be done by MondayLmao I can see why they give a month's notice for maps now
>>553475905>I've never watched any of those youtube videos that people would link me every now and then. Not. One.>Why? My map was in TF2, Y'all can fucking suck it. I won. I won a lotHOLY BASED
>>553440805Whats the source? saucenao isn't picking it up.
>>553475905/tf2g/ not posting youtube cringe for once? Well I'm simply shocked.
all jewtubers are cringe
>demoknight with a gun instead of a swordWould be so fucking fun, but none of these TF2 mods will do it.
>>55347590517:10>Valve picks items to add not necessarily because they like the item, but because they're tired of the "same old shit">They specifically will pick maps that are pushing in a direction they would like the community to go>Valve would consider Wutville a success because it made people understand that they wanted cartoony, over the top maps>They were tired of seeing "Badwater clones"
>>553483382Cartoony maps are better received by the community. See: PL_Phoenix vs PL_Cashworks. PL_Aquarius vs PL_Citadel, etc.
>>553483382What did you expect? The people who made tf2 before aren't really there at valve now, and if they are they don't care. None of the new staff gives a single fuck about tf2 or even what it used to be
>>553316081>>553311261>>553313969I think that part of the problem is that people have an obsecive bais to the crossbow and against the needle guns.The crossbow is fun. But any critisism or look back at it is seen as personally removing the medic , while people basically want it to be imposible to use the needle guns.Not even just on balance changes , even in vanilla using or carring about the neddles is seen as an insult to the crossbow.>>553182756This started just because I asked how to use the needles last treard.I honestly think that if people got goood at the needles people would ask for a nerf , dispite the crossbow being stronger in concept a lot of the time and also very overtuned in what it does.But if people got good at the needle guns they would call those overpowered , because it would allow medic to do stuff that they could do not before.You are simply not allowed to use them. For whatever reason. This is without going into buffs.
>>553484109Yeah it's pretty obvious, just sad to hear confirmed by someone who has worked closely with Valve in the past
Medic should have a medigun replacement that is just a really big syringe gun that heals teammates on hit.
>>553483947Cashworks isn't cartoony and it's designed like the old maps because it is an old map.
>>553484783Anon, the comparison implies that Phoenix is the cartoony map compared to Cashworks. Phoenix is widely regarded as better than Cashworks, and it's basically an Overwatch map with how overly saturated it is.
>>553484185holy reddit spacing anon
>>553485041Sorry. Reading is hard. Thank you for your patience.
>>553483947Honestly if we're gonna go this route lets just make tf2 a full fledged western spy cartoon with maps>Volcano base>Underwater base>Mountain base to launch a satellite>etcIts not tf2, but if we're going to the overslop route then we can at least do it right
>>553484185>I honestly think that if people got goood at the needles people would ask for a nerf , dispite the crossbow being stronger in concept a lot of the time and also very overtuned in what it does.>But if people got good at the needle guns they would call those overpowered , because it would allow medic to do stuff that they could do not before.The needles are stock. The crossbow took years to be added, and it didn't even start to be standard in comp until it got passive reload. And in the old days, comp medics (who exclusively used and practiced with needles) protected themselves about as well as crossbow medics do now. There is no hidden potential. They have been tried.
>>553487161>volcano baseHellfire>underwater baseWell>mountain baseMountain Lab, UpwardThe problem isn't map concepts, it's the saturation. Phoenix has a TF2 map concept, it doesn't use a TF2 color scheme.
>>553483947>PL_Aquarius vs PL_Citadelwhich one is the cartoony one?
>>553487889You know damn well what I meant
>>553487889Phoenix is upsetting Its aesthetic is almost Hydro-esque but the color palette really makes it stand out when compared to classic maps
>>553483947Aquarius is dogshit, ive yet to play a round on it (havent in months mind you) that didnt devolve onto how bad and saturated it is
>>553488175No? Dustbowl is a map about stopping red team from launching a fuckass huge rocket and it's the second location that people imagine when they hear TF2 after 2fort. TF2 has ridiculous western spy cartoon map concepts, with a subdued, Rockwellian color pallet.
>>553488949https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lquXGJ6Uimg&list=PL7Sms8PbyaP5tgYH_vviDNuQUkObpb7Sx
which fem-merc has the biggest boobies?
>>553490526ask in your group bro https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2
>>553470280>>553470795no, that's the tranny obsessed floydfag
>>553490845Those 3 days he was banned were so peaceful.
>>553490845not your boogeyman lil gup, i just think you should ask ur friends in that steam group
>>553491047why do you still think you can fool anyone by saying NTA at this point lol
>>553491232>still thinks im themi genuinely think you'd get better conversations about fem tf2 mercs in that group with your like minded individuals; no hate bro or sis
>he says, desperately spamming reports rn to try to hide the fact that he's a samefagging autist
>>553490526Base model? FempyroIn art? Also Fempyro
>>553492115what
>>553492626if those screencaps get deleted you'll see what I mean
>>553492757no i just don't understand what you're yapping about, it's genuinely insane considering I'm linking tf2 related stuff to help you
oh so you're going to continue pretending to be retarded then, great
>>553493145Alright man good luck with whatever problem you have
>>553492149
What should the next OP be?
>>553492149Fempyro plap>>553495297It should be fempyro >>553492149
>>553495297>>553430158konata
>>553495297this >>553153149
>>553495297i also vote for konata scout
>threads dead but the loser is here pushing for his own OP he will be put up anyways
>>553495297shupo fempyros
>>553496102i posted all of the suggestions and will not be baking btw
>>553496102>threads dead but the loser is here calling everyone the same person as usual
>>553496102I wonder if it's all they have
>>553495297oppai tf2 shupos
>>553448193>uh ackshullyno
>>553483228wtf is that ai generated class icon
>>553497934It's a ram
>>553498076it's clearly a tsunami hitting pl_hoodoo
If you don't own a bonzo, hellfire, demonflame, or demonblaze don't @ me poorfag
>>553495297A job application
>>553499765sorry bud but your taxes will pay for my all day tf2/goon sessions
>>553499157If this came out today it would be a slop effect. Look at this prolapsed anus its so fucking good bros
>>553497934That concept art was made 9 years ago, back when AI art was taking an existing image and turning it into something like this.
>>553499765For who?>>553499965Nobody comes here to goon.>>553500179If you think that looks like a prolapsed anus then you must be gay.
>>553501486>Bonzo enjoyer Fucking gross
>>553501486For all the NEETs here whose poor parents have to pay for everything
>>553499765Bag it up now.
>>553064123nobody wants to buy my $500 dollar gunslinger on the marketplace
>>553502183clearly you don't understand the art of the deal
>>553502183add a line of text saying it's on sale and that the original price was $750
>>553502558>>553503723you guys are pretty smart, thanks
>>553499765>implying they ladies here are hireable
>>553504081There are no females on /tf2g/.
>>553504193Not born that way at least, kek
>>553502183Thats the other half of this game. As items get more expensive nobody normal is going to pay the price listed for any of them
>>553502183if it doesn't sell by the next major update, you're better off selling it at a loss
>>553504354LOL you sure got them lmao fucking owned so funny great post fpbp classic punchline <reaction image> add me to the screencap
remember when they interacted with the community and did funny stuff
>>553505738Calm down sister lol
>>553487358>The needles are stock. The crossbow took years to be added, and it didn't even start to be standard in comp until it got passive reload. And in the old days, comp medics (who exclusively used and practiced with needles) protected themselves about as well as crossbow medics do now. There is no hidden potential. They have been tried.I don't buy it , I call skill isue unless you post some kind of pro medic video that shows how they used wierd sofisticated stuff of any kind. the expectation that you were not supposed to used the needles was still their
>>553504193Not true p-bean's gf comes here
>>553501575>fat beaner whose entire life is bagging groceries doesn't think people can be off on a sunday
>>553507539
>>553507771lurk moar
>>553507583Shup up
>>553507920Shupo up
>>553497262>"dude shoot ground lmao xD"yes actually
>>553508028>>553508032https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2
Why is Tf2g so obsessed with porn
When party /v/an goes live?
>>553508854>>553508854>>553508854Z + 4
>>553508778pornography and porn sprays are TF2 culture
>>553508841dont no who dat iz
>>553484185I think the overdose can actually be very good, especially with the vaccinator. It's still very hard for anything to ever make it 'as good' as the crossbow killing/healing at distances the medic is normally completely useless at.
>>553507445not only can you not spell, you're not understanding what he's saying>>553508032this same argument can be made for demo
>>553520945What is he sayinh then?I don't buy it has been tried unless their are secret tecniques old medics had with the needle guns. But a lot of the time is just basic (and bad) advice.You tell me it was done before but this people don't have a history to trace back , I call bullshit.
Which class should I main?
