Konatascout Edition>NewsSmissmas is ogre, maps added to the permanent rotationMinor updates: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=260304>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>553064123
>>553508854ohh it is konata! heavy's favorite. nice
3 NIGASON CART
When does the party /v/an server go live?
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
Did Zesty win yet?
>>553509328IIRC it's Fridays and Saturdays, not Sundays
>>553508854>>553508983>>553509151>>553509286https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2
look mom, I spammed the link again
>>553510448I'm sorry but anime girls do not belong on /tf2g/.
good OPhow do I git gud with the direct hit?
>>553510559
shupo status?
>>553510704plapped and bred
>>553510637Nobody supports pedophile dictators on here.
>>553510886it's just a reaction image calm down chud
>>553510704oppai
>>553510704in my basement, waiting for me to be done fragging
>>553510140Damn, that sucks; that server was some of the most fun I had last night on tf2 in a long time. Looking forward to Friday then.
>>553508854this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>553512863what do you mean, that's the scout
>>553512990a man in a dress is still a man no matter how much play pretend you do in your discord server xister
>>553513201>a man in a dress???konata is a girl you retard
>>553512990No it's not, it's a trans woman.
>>553513246and she has absolutely nothing to do with TF2 so she should not be posted here.
>>553512990>>553513246he does this every thread, don't reply to bait
>>553513408heh, that's where you're wrong kiddo
>>553513515Not an original map.
>>553513515sovlful and canon
>>553513639yeah i bet you'd say that you fuckign zoomer tourist
>>553513639there is no other community map more well known than mario_kart, it's synonymous with TF2
>>553513826I'm not a tourist, I have been on here for over a year now.
>>553514094gr8 b8 m8
>>553514094
>>553514156It's not.
boost bonk bam!
pulling it off with the pump brothers
goin CRAZY with dem choppas
>>553510448he's advertising, which is against the rules, wink wink nudge nudge
you know why i love yumbah yahd?
>>553521050way ahead of you
>>553521223CAUSE ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU tricked you, it's egypt, and we're both phlog pyros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>553524325https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2
i wanna learn how to draw so i can draw tf2 fan art and by tf2 fan art i mean neco-arc porn
>>553529313based
>>553529313as long as there's a tf2 logo around one nipple it is on topic and therefore not bannable
>>553527570oh hey its the steam group that the pedophile i dated for two years as a kid was a member of, neat!
>>553529578kys tranny
>>553529935>kys trannyi probably hate trannies more than you do nigger
Which class should I main? I like Soldier for its usefulness in most situations and dislike Pyro for its simplicity, Sniper for being weak against other, better snipers
we're the rats we're the rats yes we're the rats
>>553530517>maining classesbrotherman this is not a MOBA, or even a good competitive game. play the classes you find fun, and try learning how to play all of them moderately well
>>553530289keep telling yourself that false flagging troon
>>553530517dude just play all of them
>>553530517Spy
>>553529313awooga
here for konata - i don't care about this game
>>553532140based luckyCHAD
>>553532140post e v e r y konata you have
>>553532495e v e r y konata you have
ima' post a konata too
>>553507445Even if you are a literal syringe god, not only possessing perfect aim but also perfect prediction, your reward is a dps lower than the pistol. The only people you can actually "fight back" against are close range snipers, spies, or enemy crossbow medics (snipers are still dangerous at close range anyway since you could just get quickscoped). And since the syringes arc so hard and travel so slow, your effective maximum range isn't equal to your ideal maximum range. An enemy crossbow medic can just back up to beat you (not to mention that if you see each other in the open, he's going to have a significant advantage with reverse falloff and faster projectile speed).Practically speaking, the absolute ceiling for things the syringe gun can do against competent players that the crossbow can't is fending off a spy that flubbed his stab without needing to use your melee (thereby opening yourself up to a facestab) to get maximum dps. And while that is nice, the needles can't pressure a long-range sniper like the crossbow can, so even outside of the crossbow's healing utility it still has upside compared to the needles.
>>553533930thank you
He's so perfect bros
>>553533930blissful and empty headed
>>553538292but not empty-wombed
>>553533930this is a crop and she has a massive fucking cock here btw
>>553535539>even if you could aim all your shoots you would still lose to a medic with a crossbow at close to medium range.this is what I mean that I don't really see the needle guns as really being that developed , this is what you would say if you never really use them , not like its the end of the word with how janky they are , is just , this don't really seem like the arguments of someone who has seen the best of needle medics , being formated as a weapon that if you hit all your shoots can only deal 40 damage max.you know. >the needles can't pressure a long-range sniper like the crossbow can, so even outside of the crossbow's healing utility it still has upside compared to the needlesI think thier is an argument the crossbow is better at dealing damage , because of the autoreload , but I would argue it would more so come from , from snipping people and to be support fire to someone who you are healing.is just the idea that regardless of skill , even just being midly mediocre at the crossbow would give you even better damage , than the best of the best needle medic , is something that I find delutional when using the weapon , even while really not completly understanding how to aim half of my shoots.this is what I mean by the needles really not being allowed to exist or be used , and by the idea that people would be mad at the medic that finnaly is good enough to put up with them , but also doesn't want to use the crossbow.I don't think its gonna make medic a powerclass , but I do think it would be good enough to make people mad , because of the preferential treatment.
>>553508854This is how we do it
Who stopped sucking zhe cock?! I want names!
i read casters quarterly for the articles
>>553542263same
was quickplay better than casual?
>>553542348Shame she's got so little collums. I wanted more of her
>>553543053overall yesforcing people to just use the server browser was better than either though
>>553543053quickplay was better than casual strictly because valve servers were ad hoc, not because you actually used quickplay. once you had a few hours in the game you just swap to the server browser and never look back. casual necessitates valve servers not being ad hoc and this makes it shit
>>553543191It was never the same once she went to OnlyWizards. Still waiting for someone to crack the hex on her spiritgrams
>>553543053Nothing would be better than Casual. I mean that literally, having nothing at all like the game started with would be better than this shit.
>>553544215Yeaaa. Me too. I heard she had a lot of goods, but I'll make do with what I can.
>>553543053>2011-2014 quickplayNo>2014-2016 quickplayYesThe only thing casual does better is pretty much>Map selection (which you could still do with quickplay with the "show servers" button, but it wasn't as refined)>Ping slider
Lucky star was a good anime and I main soldier.
>>553547234I also main soldier but I got filtered by the first episode. Kept watching but the only good parts were the ending segments
>>553547234I could never get into it, but I've read the occasional Konata x Reader or Mizumi x Reader fanfic
>>553547527I typically run direct hit and check out this clip: https://youtu.be/wgmyVTVc-Yc?t=61
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35xDWEoUg4AMvM update teaser got leaked
>>553548168Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
Made the mistake of buying a spellbound. Gonna pick up an arcana and then quit tf2 for another 5 years
>>553548683this but also shupos
>>553548409>all red and not a mix of blu and redsovless
>>553552597anon you might be colorblind...
>>553553370I only looked at the embed thumbnail and didn't bother watching any more as it was already looking so shit(still not watching it)
>>553538882I choose to deny your reality
>>553539618ESL?
pyro is spytake dat
Does anyone have any good videos or guides on how to play pyro? By actual good pyros?I've come to the realisation after 4k hours, he is the only class I actually have no idea how to play effectively, beyond wm1, scorch shot spam and phlog memes.I don't think I've ever seen a pyro top score that wasn't a phlog uber pocket, so I can't even emulate playstyles I've seen in pubs.How do you actually genuinely play this class?
>>553555484It's just this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JubBKFNSiZc (only crit damage changed)and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ATazVXzGK8if you know how to use your flare gun and m2 you can dominate most pubs.
>>553510347>https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2Many are saying this.
>>553533930konata......
>>553560639Only you are saying this and is in that group.
why are keys going up so much in value lately? on the steam market i mean
>>553557818why did sketchek do it, bros?
>>553567517third worlder money laundering
>>553567921i knew gaben hade some dirty side hustle, also holy fuck the captchas have gotten annoying. Never coming here again. Doesnt even remember the email. Fucks the point of this shite site, its not like there arent any other chan boards available........................................
>>553568183good riddance whiny faggot
fempyro critjob
>>553568183>Can't tell apart two squares from a circleHoly low IQ
>>553568183>emailuh what email
>>553568183>Doesnt even remember the email
>>553572132Why is his head so small?
>>553545604Game would be better without map voting. Every map could have a time to shine, instead of the playerbase playing the usual suspects more for nostalgia than being "good".
>>553543053No, it was another thing that needed to be revamped
how did they fuck up casual again5min and no game found
>>553576617deserved for playing casual fag
>>553576617>againalways has been
>>553578006sure but at least during smissmas I could get a game in 30s
>>553510347honestly this belongs in the OP given how bad this place has gotten thanks to 'them'
>>5535554841. don't die2. kill scouts and spies who are really bad at the game constantly3. stay by teammates to protect them from other threats and defend effectively4. use stock flame thrower so you actually get afterburn kills, combo pyro is a meme
>>553514094retard>>>/r/eddit>>>/s/harty
are idle bots in all map pools or are they absent from payload maybe?
>>553581345rent free
>>553585193vermin
>>553585193Tfw I didn't know what sharty was until someone here posted about it...
>>553585972yes, that's how i started posting on it
HOLYSHIT the mvm update is outhttps://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=255953
https://youtu.be/tfojmfcWBwU?t=1456>Base Jumper lets you extend your rocket jumpsBros...were the compies right all along?
>>553586239>were the compies right all along?no
>>553586239nohaving infinite flight with base jumper while on fire was funny especially on nucleus and I will never forgive compsubhumans for ruining it
>>553586237Stop making this post.
>>553587828no
>>553586239>Top players deploy and close the parachute to extend their jumps, so it had to be nerfedBy that logic rocket launchers should be nerfed because top players use c-tap to extend their jumps
>>553586072Eh I ain't checking that place out, it's just odd how they assume anyone who dislikes transfolx is from there. I just hate them cause they shit up tf2
>>553548683This but Solider
>>553586239I'm a simple guy. I hear Deltarune music, I upvote.
>good at the game>makes high-quality and informative videos about the game that aren't skit slop or reading off the wiki slop>refutes the reddit and e-celeb audience by debunking parroted misconceptions>has criticized valve more than almost any other youtuber>is a euro scholar that critically thinks about every unlock in the game>survived the slur scandal using by being likeable>is married and isn't a virginApologize.
>>553597052>refutes the reddithe is the reddit audience
>>553597052No.Even if he wasn't a Zesty anti, I despise demoknights enough to where I'd never give a damn about what he has to say about anything.
>>553508854Is the game fucked up right now for anyone else? In the last few days it's taken forever to get into games
>>553597309Not true. The reddit audience doesn't play the game and they hate the game being taken seriously because they only like 2fort funny moments.
>>553597596solarlight literally lives on twitter/reddit all dayhe is, unironically, a redditorHave you never seen any of his reddit walls of texts? I know that zesty guy memed one of his YT's walls of texts, but he also does that on reddita lot
fuck these little nigger robots
Zesty won
>>553567517>cs2 trade up update>steam currency update
goldrush wonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4iTFxNEzgY
>>553602225>>553605460>Most of UEAKCrash's maps in the game are slop>Goes back to good old New Mexican wasteland mapsDare I say...based?
>>553597052>critically thinks about every unlock in the game>unironically suggested that engineer should destroy their buildings so persian persuader demoknights can refill their meter faster
>>553602225>>553605460>NOOOO TF2 MAPS CAN ONLY EVER BE MIDWESTERN DESERTShttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/13/Heavy_jeers03.wav
>I LOVE the tones stylizations and themes of launch tf2>w-w-w-what do you mean launch tf2 lore said the teams are fighting all over the world?!?!?! >THEY'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO FIGHT IN NEW MEXICO!!!!!
>>553606614>loreit's a videogame, only gameplay is canonlook at the maps from launch tf2, that is canon tf2
>>553606779*rapes you*
>>553606779>original developers make new maps in different parts of the world shortly after launch
>>553606870thanks m8
>>553606248Maps are fine if they keep the rustic/industrial, ran-down feel. If an alpine or snowy map has sheds, worn-down barns or some factory, then I'd say it's fineIt's when (especially in more recent years) that every new map has to try some new gimmick just to be different that it gets annoyingGorge and Coldfront will always feel more like TF2 maps than Embargo or Aquarius
>>553602225crash's maps don't have aesthetic problems, dare I say he's good at visuals and that's what his strongsuit is. level design seems to be the bad part of his maps, the gameplay aspects. idc if he makes a map that looks like dustbowl if it plays like ass
>>553607419>launch tf2 lore>things from after launchok
>>553607562yeah I'm giving you an example of canon gameplay made around the launch of the game by the same people who made the game
>>553606779>2fort map shows bases all over the worldcheck and mate
>>553607694if you meant early tf2, then say early tf2after launch is not launch>>553607803that doesn't have to mean that the playable tf2 mercs are the ones fighting there, though
>>553597052>is married and isn't a virginPoor woman/sheep
>>553608083>>that doesn't have to mean that the playable tf2 mercs are the ones fighting there, thoughNo, but it establishes a precedence that Redmond and Blutarch were fighting all over the world and not just in New Mexico / the Badlands
>>553597052>survived the slur scandal using by being likeableLmao sureHe just did what everyone else did and just ignored it. He was gonna write an apology but realized it people wouldn't care if he just waited it out
>mapsbest map to have sex in?
>>553608718Megaton would be perfect
July 7th 2026 Quickplay Updatetrvst the plan
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>553615217konata deficiency
>>553615217because you're here
>>553615217Work in the mornings + I'm out and about with my girlfriend tonight and tomorrow! Maybe I'll play some Team Fortress 2 on Wednesday!
>>553615893Bit mean.
>>553608718>Has HotelsSpineyardEmbargo>Has furniture / couchesMann Manor>Has camps / camper vansPhoenix>Has hot springsSulfurOddly enough I don't think there's a single map where you actually see a bed
>>553615217Not enough Sniper imo
>>553615217Not enough Fempyro imo
>>553586239>abusing tf2 tech to destroy tryhards>none of the people they're destroying are tryhards, just average innocent noobs>if anything, they're tryharding during these exploits to destroy noobs
>>553623762fempyro plap
>>553615217not enough shupos imo
>>553623762>>553630884this
>>553630884chest too small
What if your favorite merc was Mexican?
>>553630884Why are they plapping each other?That's not how it works
>>553632982Pyro is already theorized to be mexican so her being a fat ass latina wouldn't change much
>>553630884chest just the right size>>553633052it's cute and funny
>>553633052practicing for when sensei returns
>>553633052so trve...girls can't plap other girls...it's wrong!!
>>553633152Pyro is a male though.
I have now bought an arcana. Now to let them rot in my inventory forever. I hope the market crashes and they become worth nothing
>>553633152fempyro plap
>>>/gif/30103498BlessedViva
>>553634813nuh uh
>>553635051>spoilerIs it an odd thing to share this feeling? I have a TF2 backpack worth $10k and yet I wouldn't give two shits if the game's economy shat itself dead outright. Maybe it's because I'm a steadily employed fag and not a traderfag. Or maybe it's just because it'd be hilarious watching the ensuing panic at Valve and total Emporium tranny seppuku.
I've been quueing for like 20 minutes now and still haven't found a match. Aren't there like 10k players?
>>553636156Honestly its both for me. I couldn't imagine ever caring about the "value" of items in one of valves least popular games. Unless some other game gets permission to implement hats in the same way portal 2's coop collaboration did then the bubble will eventually pop. Personally I hope some rope themselves like the cs2 tradefags did
>>553636156it's because you care more about the silly cosmetic items fulfilling their intended purpose of being silly cosmetic items, rather than their ludicrously inflated pricetag by traderfags. Granted, whales not caring about the price fuels traderfags ruining the market by inflating prices, but that's a whole different can of worms
>>553636580Tf2 is DEDJoin a community server(there's like 10 left) or experience a wasteland
>>553636060Nur nur nurhttps://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2
>>553636758>spamming an unrelated linkI accept your concession
>>553636580~7k are idlebots (idlebotting in big 2026 L-O-L).
>advertisingrev up those fryers, another three days of peace and quiet sounds nice
>>553634063teri plap
>>553636731>there's like 10 leftMust be something wrong with your game because last time I checked I get over 2k
>>553636883It's funny how Viva didn't post for those 3 days the spammer was banned either...
based and fryerpilled
>>553636912>10 active US/EU servers>20 active/semi active slav servers>10 active slender/fnaf/zombie servers>50 trade servers>1910 empty servers
>>553636826>idling in 2011 could get you give five dollars a month>idling in 2026 gives you .03 cents a monthWhy do they do it?
>>553637112Don't forget the 3 or so deathrun servers (Only skial being alive and active 24/7)
>>553636946I wonder why
Gonna be honest. I know I threw that pitch a few threads ago but if I made a tf2 mod it would go one of two ways>splatoon/gun ninja third person shooter clone where you customize your own character>PVE mode is earth defense force with splatoon bosses
>>553637539
Do you use custom files?
>>553639591>soldier/sniper and heavy/pyro are the same 'jak templatelazy
>>553639591yes but only soulful ones, not slop like that
>>553637343Schizo post
>>553637343sensible post
>>553637153trvth nvke: the idlebots are the same that have existed for the past 15 years but were never turned off because the bot hosters were k*lled in minecraft by the cia
>>553640614fsjal my beloved
Any day now.
>>553632982He's no longer Quebecois
>>553642131Classic Knife when
spy should have a disposable single-shot rifle, akin to The Jackal's disguised breakdown one, that does 125 on headshot and goes on the same cooldown as the razorback. 50% longer draw and holstering speed
How the fuck do you win melee duels? Every time it goes:>Swing weapon>Hit enemy>0 dmg because noreg>Swing weapon>Hit enemy>0 dmg because noreg>Swing weapon>Hit enemy>0 dmg because noreg>They hit me despite not even looking at me and I die.I literally can't win a single melee duel because of this game's cancer hit detection.
>>553639591The sovlful ones? Yes.
erectin' a konata
erect to konata
would you plap konata
>>553646085yes and already have
>>553646085how would i plap myself
konata shupo?
oppai konata or flat?
>>553644852people backing up are at a disadvantage as your melee hitbox lags a little bit behind where you actually are (that's not how it actually works, but it's easiest to explain it that way), so it pays to be the aggressor. there's also fuckery with how your melee hitbox (which is to say, your bounding box/collison hitbox) aligns to the map. your bounding box never rotates, so it's basically a big tall cube that's sliding around on the map's grid. depending on the angle you're at in comparison to the enemy gamer, he could be smacking the edge of one of your bounding box's corners while you're aimed at one of the flat sides of his box, which could be a little farther away
Why are they like this?
>>553648082Responsible?
>>553648082who?
>>553647474oppai
>>553648082mental illness>>553648148responsible people don't dm minors and can reasonably tell when someone's underageb&
>>553648148>a responsible adult "flirts" with (grooms) randos (who mysteriously always end up being kids) on discord
go back to twitter with your interpersonal drama
>>553648215those tits are insane
>>553648578she was a late bloomer
>>553647474probably flatbut she's one of those characters that i actually like either way
>>553648215Voice (Heavy): Yes.
>>553649435https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/3d/Heavy_revenge14.wavhttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/04/Heavy_positivevocalization03.wav
good nighty
>>553647474The answer may surprise you
>Join uncletopia>k/d is 16/35 or something like that>Next round unable to cap first point pier>K/D is like 0/5Alright. I'm about to do like the compfags did ten years ago and cheat my ass off
>>553655831you're going to play demoman?
>>553655857No, worse.He's going to play spy!!!
>>553655857Easiest way to get kills with no effort is to have wall "hacks" on and play sniper if k/d is all I care about. In reality I'm just going to stop playing and play something else like helldivers where my fun is guaranteed and not reliant on 11 other players or having a pocket medic
Anyone know why the casual queue time has been so high the past few days? I wanna play maps that don't get played in community servers
>>553657724Its broken at the moment
Team Fortress 2?More like Team Fortress POO!
>>553606248>>553606614Tbf when was the last time we got a New Mexican, dustbowl-like map?Camber is more like Upward and Pheonix is way too saturated
>>553659298Technically we did get Tiny Rock (the vsh map) in 2023. But if you're not going to count it cuz its vsh, then it seems like the last dustbowl-like map was Cactus Canyon from 2014
>>553661290>Cactus Canyon from 2014which was forever left unfinished
>>553656008enjoy having your CPU overheat and slowly take dmg over time no matter what brand you have because swedes cannot optimize code to save their lives
>>553662340>which was forever left unfinishedand then had a stage removed (2 or 3, I forget - it was the most fun one)and then the map was removed along with rd_asteroid:(
>>553636946I did post lmao. Check the previous threads. Quit being a schizo. I apologize for being so busy working full time and spending time with my girlfriend>>553658141This playerbase sure is poo
chicANO
>>553663545no one here likes your incessant blogging, stay out for good next time tripfaggot
>>553663545Bag it up now.
It's my day off and I'd love to play Team Fortress 2 today and carry shitters in Casual as I often do, but I'm gonna be out with my girlfriend and then we'll get back home to cuddle and watch movies. Trying to get her to watch Weapons with me. Maybe today's the day. Certainly won't be the day to tell some shitters off for bottom scoring with their gimmick classes. Maybe tomorrow after work!>>553667290This guy >>553664294 seems to love it, so therefore your claim of "no one likes your posts" is already false>>553667617Cashiers do the bagging themselves. You, the customer, can bag your groceries yourself too if you choose to. So you better speed up your pace instead of holding up the line
>>553668125>seems to love ithe's calling you a fat mexican lolare you retarded?
I love when my fans keep giving me (You)s. Almost as much as I love giving Heavies my Kritz pops. Demo is second place. Power gap in between. Pyros are third place. Power gap. Another power gap. Soldiers thereafter
you will never have fans, you are ugly
>least attention-starved tripfaggot
>>553669927It's true. Otherwise I'd be here every hour of every day like all these other unemployed folks. I'm so humble. Sadly, I only have a limited time of the week to play Team Fortress 2. Any Heavy mains wanna come along with me on Casual sessions on said free time?
>>553630884>>553623762this>>553527570
>>553668125>Cashiers do the bagging themselves.
curious how the steam group spammer and cursedfatass show up at the same time
>>553670701>>>553671272I might be Gabe Newell then based off that logic since you've never seen us in the same room
>>553671272Curious how the fempyro/shupo posting always stops when the viva fanposting starts
>>553672574>viva fansyou mean the floydschizo? >>553637343
>>553672802No ma'am, you know what i meant
>>553672574>floydschizo blatantly falseflagging
>>553673389>>553672802holy meds please
Would an assault rifle, perhaps semi-automatic work as a primary for Sniper? In order to fit the class, it could have the Crusader's Crossbow's mechanic where it does most of its potential damage at longer range
https://youtu.be/W94rAxOr-IM?t=196Comp player's worst nightmare
>>553674753how is this mf able to actively freeaim the pootshoot during the whole animation instead of it being locked based on the direction he's taunting in
>>553674753>actually funny editinggonna have to watch the whole thing wow
>>553508854Showed this to my mummy and daddy but they said i still need to get a job... any spots opened up at the emporium recently?
>>553673389>>553672574transpyro sisters~~...>>553672574lel wish i was terminally online to know what either of these are
>>553637343BLACKEDviva
nigNANO
If I wanted to hire some russians to steal traderfag steam accounts where would I go? Asking for a friend
>>553679384there is no such serviceyour best bet is to do social engineering and get a tradermain to fall into a phishing scam
>they managed to break the xp counter for the casual stimming badgelol
>>553684710I'm just shitposting. Waiting for the day of total traderfag death to come
>>553508854>>553508854According to that pathways game, I can report people in the UK who have radical opinions.Most of the emporium is extreme leftist and i would consider radicalize and alot of them live in the UK.Luckily, I'm a moderate and sit in the middle ground and would never do that.
>>553676756It's transfempyro... buddy
byeah
Sleepy…
>>553698012he really needs to animate more
>>553698012same, gnplap
>>553698012>>553698317>>553698718samefag, no one goons to this fortnite shit
Member when the cucks who still enjoy this game were soifacing about valve letting them have 100 players on a server?
>>553549532Yeah, it really is not a good color. Arcana forever.
>>553578006>>553579280 this anon is correct. Casual was for some reason really responsive and functional (for me) from late November to this past weekend when it decided to go back to being shit. It's a shame because I easily got 30 hours of high quality gameplay over the holidays.
>>553698012raven team leader plapkinda sleepy too....
>>553694372ur retarded
new rocketlauncher (no skins mod doesn't work for 10 year old skins apparently)thoughts?
Check yes, Konata, are you with me?Rain is falling down on the sidewalkI won't go until you come outside
>>553716412Scout would 100% read Lucky Star
>>553700621>he lacks awareness
it's onhttps://www.twitch.tv/sillydragon
>>553698012baby making sex with raven team leader
why doesn't valve invest some of that free money they make into fixing some of TF2's biggest issues?
How to TROLL your teammates in TF2>as engineer, never build teleporters>as medic, wander around aimlessly and try to heal/overheal as little people as possible. only uber heavies>as pyro, never extinguish teammates>as every class, pretend it's the first time you're playing the game, and you don't know what a spy is yet>as demoman, equip a shield and a swordThe punchline: this is just an average match of the game.
>>553721441(more) baby making sex with each of these
>>553721441why would they?
>>553721559Full demoknight is the troll move, 2/3rd demoknight is fine, 1/3rd demoknight is the way.
>>553718889>tfw 1 mlp character has about as much porn as the entire fortnite framchise.
class/unlock for this feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8pE98Zzt5Q
>>553723862pony butt is godly and im someone that has never watched the show
>>553716621He wouldn't because he's not trans.
>>553726926good thing Lucky Star is the straight man's manga, then
>>553721441I plapped and did this
>>553687489cope and seethe poorfag
>>553725654>tranny musicPyro with the Degreaser + Flare Gun/Detonator/Panic Attack
>>553727010There is no straight manga.
>>553725654soldier
>>553728456you need to be 18+ to post here
>>553727843This lol
>>553727010>>553728456lucky star fanfic is straight
>>553728619HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHthanks for the laugh
>>553716412based
>>553728560I'm 24 bitch
>>553729934That can't be true because it impossible for someone in your age group to hate Lucky Star.
>>553730568I'm in a band.
>>553730141Lucky Star is for children.
>>553730568>said the parasocial triptranny
>>553730660A band called 'the bundle of sticks"
>>553730886>parasocialHe has a real girlfriend though, and he isn't trans either.
>>553731815not so sure about that, attentionwhoring with a trip is very tranny like behavior
>casual down>item server downdead game.
it's chewsday innit
>>553727113Who seethes over tf2 items? I watched them trade 2 pans for an unusual soldier hat. They're refusing to trade for the arcana crone's dome because its in a "banned" bp for scamming. They're retards circling the same drain
>>553729267WHOAAAAAA
>>553729267Give me the spray
>>553700621>gooningyou must be 18 or older to use this website
>>553702825It was more what I paid for it. I actually like spellbound more than arcana even if it blends in on brighter maps, but I can't argue that arcana is better over all if you just want a bright green effect over your head
>>553735605You don't know what that word means.
just got a sick nasty skullcutter kill on a demoknight that was being a pussy, good feelalso, these captchas are getting increasingly retarded man>select all images of a household appliance you can turn on and off>selection is oak trees, chifforobes, and vending machines>literally none of these are household appliances, but the vending machine is the closest I guess since it runs on electricity and can be turned on and off>selection all the vending machines>"sorry, wrong selection"nigga what do you WANT
>>553731815His only social interaction outside the gf is posting on a backwater New Mexican Hat Trading forum for 12+ years. That's parasocial as fuck
>>553735435Here, the original link is still working.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/495464602/#495471849There's also this fempyro one if you're interested.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/496032191/#496160485
JILL SPOTTED IN THE WILD!https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1qb936e/comment/nzaxexg/?context=3
>>553738824I miss the spray edit anon
>>553738950Me too
>>553738851>Tomas66_087542w
>>553738851Tell him to remove the bots that sit on servers not joining teams
>>553738851It's pretty funny/sad that this fuck decides to only open reddit when there's an issue with the matchmakerStarting to think he actually enjoys seeing people complain about it
>saw some idle troll bots yesterday>check their accounts today>all deletedkewl
>>553739836Accounts I've played with are still up :/https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199139753666
>>553730568faggot
>>553738824oh hell yea
>>553721441Like what? Removing matchmaking?Ain't gonna happen.
>>553741937I don't want matchmaking to be removed, in fact Quickplay was really good at the whole matchmaking thing
>>553741937how about fixing spy's disguise glitchesor that medics can instantly locate spies with the minimum hp threshold calloutor that you can locate any player's position through walls with the report featureor that melee hitreg can still be wildly inconsistentor that spy's long/medium-range engagement gun can't use its gimmick outside of close range
Dunno where else to ask this, I figured this'd be my best bet.I really, really hate that Steam will pop up and show me the "shutting down..." dialogue fullscreen whenever I exit, even if I don't have any Steam windows open. How do I make it stop doing that? It's very disruptive.
>>553644852Melee is weird because melee hitbox itself is lag compensated and works as intended, but the sound effect of hitting the enemy is very misleading and wrong half the time.
Spy having a gun that inflicts 8 seconds of bleed is actually a pretty good idea. I don't think it's a good change for the enforcer, because the enforcer is for two-shotting light classes, but it'd be cool as a sort of tranq pistol equivalent, have it shoot a syringe projectile.
>>553742613i don't think i understand. you say that when you exit steam, it shows this, but even if you don't have any steam windows open?
>>553744726iirc that happens when there's a discrepancy between your client and the server. Your client thinks a hit happened so it plays the melee hit sound, but the server doesn't so it doesn't register an actual hit. Same thing with headshots that deal no damage despite covering the enemy's head with blood
i never quit the game this quickly before
>>553747161owned
>>553747161This ain't comp buddyWe uber the Sniper up in this bitch
>>553747161>You see the sentry>You see at least 5 enemies>Last getting cappedYou are retarded, even with cheats
>>553747625How does he cheat?
>>553747984look at the captions
>>553744796why would I want 8 seconds of a low dmg DoT when I could use any other revolver and get that full dmg frontloaded? if it's for harassing people at long range, isn't that just a hitscan flaregun that can't crit? what's the point, flinching snipers? they can just shoot between the flinches like they can with afterburn
>>553747625you guys really overestimate how good I am at this game but anytime I say I'm bad, you guys call it humble bragging>last getting cappedcould not care less
>>553748101>>jumping into ~5 enemies and a sentry>could not care lessftfy
>>553748023All huds have those captions enabled by default.
>>553748023The same people who have those captions have shit like spongebob shoesqueaks installed replacing the footstep sounds so they can track down invis spies
>>553748414https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTmi7fbWmGQ>Spies when they keep dying when fully invisible be like:
>>553748394Not my hud, because I'm not a cheater.
>>553748414in order to play rgl you need to submit POV demo recordings. mods like that are visible in the pov demos and will get you bannedim just a silly guy I just wanna chill and have fun :DDD
>>553749023>source: i'm lying
>>553747625>>553748023>turning on the in-game caption setting is cheatingThis is the same kind of retarded logic Gold Rush trannies used to remove the auto reload option
>>553749738That is not in-game, you need to mod those.
>>553749738it's not even remotely the same. autoreload is personal preference QoL, the other gives an unfair advantage by displaying info that the player otherwise wouldn't have
>>553750020>>553750175The subtitles option is literally in the in-game menu. Valve created the ability to check a box and load them. Them being external txt files you have to download is irrelevant; Valve literally added this functionality themselves. If they thought it was "cheating" they wouldn't have done that or would have removed support for them, much like they did when they removed all mods when adding matchmaking to stop wallhack mods
>>553750617Whatever makes you feel better, cheater.
>>553750769The only one coping is you, thinking enabling an in-game option is cheating. I don't even use captions, I just think it's pure retardation to get mad at it. Are deaf people cheating because they have to use captions?
>>553750617>like they did when they removed all mods when adding matchmaking to stop wallhack modsShould we tell him?
>>553751080Should've phrased it as "try to stop." Unless you mean the recent development of preloading getting around it, which was a past 3 years discovery. They didn't think about that in 2016
>queue for VSH maps>find one>someone mic spamming Banana PhoneVSH is the only good game mode in Casual
>>553751042The in-game caption don't enable shit like "Uber Activated" , "50% depleted" or "Scout hurt a bit". Stop being a retarded cheater.
What's the best trade server?
>>553751258NTA but honestly tf2 is the most infested game filled with people who are "secretly" cheating that i've ever played. Even if you count them fixing the wireframe commands to see players through walls. Obnoxiously obvious stuff like spy decloaking louder, and shit like that dude. Hell I remember when the lmaobox banwave happened and it hit a majority of the comp faggots accounts
>>553751258You can hear all of those things with functioning ears. >hear the very loud VRHSHJSHJJH sound when a Uber pops>hear a Scout go AUGH Literally all it is is displaying what you can hear on the screen. It doesn't display anything the player wouldn't be able to hear normally because it uses the in-game audio source (anything outside the range is not played, and therefore doesn't show up as a caption). Stop being retarded and thinking accessibility options are cheats.
Louis: [Death scream]
>>553751350They're all dogshit. I don't want those awful low tier hats in the usual servers. The servers frequented by people with expensive backpacks are just idle servers for them to flex their stuff rather than any trading getting done
>>553751350gg
>>553753528Based behavior. Fuck those faggots. I only go into that server to try unusuals and cosmetics on and nothing else
>>553508854got findommed by a tf2 player and wasted 20 keys again
>>553753769damn Viva is into that?
>>553754771someone from tkgp
>>553745226I'll have Steam minimized to the taskbar. It's running, but no part of it is visible. I right click the icon and exit, then it brings up my library at max size and displays "shutting down steam..." on top of it in a tiny window. I want it to just quietly exit, but that doesn't seem to be an option.It does this when I start it up too, but that's less of an issue because I usually open my library anyway. The whole thing is just needlessly intrusive.
>>553753528>appeal on discordThose cocksuckers deserve it
>>553730568>deletedlmao
anyone else getting horrible lag spikes that last 2 minutes or longer in casual and community servers?
>>553756235Is your CPU happens to be 15 years old?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfMP4CCm_Q
>>553753528They're already talking about you
>>553750617appeal to authorityit's still cheating
>>553755987oof
>>553757683Retard>>553751657
>>553757774it's easier to differentiate sounds visually than it is by ear, especially when the sound is notated for you and the notation lingers on the screen. 5 different things could be audible, but you wouldn't be able to instantly pick them all out and know exactly what they were once they were over, without what is essentially a teleprompter telling you exactly what every sound was. something like a spy decloaking being drowned out by 2 other classes taking dmg, a minigun firing, and a stickybomb detonating, would be something you'd not be able to otherwise hear without a 100% accurate play-by-play specifying things you otherwise couldn't differentiate. it's giving you more clearly defined information than you'd otherwise be able to process without it, which gives you an unfair advantage, hence it's cheating. it's like playing a social deduction game with other people, but you're recording your gameplay and playing back exactly what happened, and then pretending like that doesn't give you an advantage
ngl pearl clutching about cheating in a game that is neglected by its creators seems kind of fuckin gay and retarded
>>553758681ngl pearl clutching about pearl clutching about cheating in a game that is neglected by its creators seems kind of fuckin gay and retarded
>>553758615What you just described is still possible just with functional hearing. TF2 is not such a chaotically designed game that you can't pick out individual sounds, and even if you're in a hectic firefight knowing that the Scout 30 feet from you took a little bit of damage offers no tactical advantage to yourself. Yes, having it labeled on the screen is more direct than doing it yourself but acting like that's an "unfair advantage" when it's the same thing a functional human being can do is nothing short of retarded.That's like saying a screen reader is cheating because eyes can be imperfect and you can skip / miss words that the screen reader otherwise would be catching. It's not a tactical advantage it's just slightly better than someone with shit eyes. Same thing with shit hearing. It's a fucking accessibility option. >it's like playing a social deduction game with other people, but you're recording your gameplay and playing back exactly what happened, and then pretending like that doesn't give you an advantageThat's a piss poor comparison unless the game itself had that feature literally programmed by the devs. Again, you're trying to compare cheating using external software to ticking a box literally programmed by the devs for accessibility. Every other Valve game does this, it's not a cheat.>>553751042
To the traderfaggots lurking among us. I hope the day comes where you follow in the footsteps of the cs2 tradefags and kill yourselves
>>553758939
>>553759228aren't you the retard flapping their lips about cheaters like it's roblox
>>553759584Nah. They're some faggots in shitcord from the trading servers monitoring the thread right now
>>553759194>What you just described is still possible just with functional hearingIt's not, and trying to downplay it makes your position even weaker. If it doesn't offer an advantage, nobody would be using it>knowing that the Scout 30 feet from you took a little bit of damage offers no tactical advantage to yourselfYes it does, you know he's not at full hp and would otherwise have likely not noticed without being explicitly reminded>It's a fucking accessibility optionThat's being used by people who aren't disabled. Most games that offer closed captioning for every sound as an accessibility option mutes the sound, because it's not like the deaf guy using the CC is going to be hearing it, and they do that for a reason. Parking in a handicapped spot when you're not disabled gives you an advantage when trying to find a place to park, using training wheels makes it easier to balance on a bike, etc. etc.It's tool-assisted vs not tool-assisted.>That's a piss poor comparisonNo it's actually a perfect comparison, because there's nothing stopping you from doing it, and it's not in the base game. If you turn on CC in the menu with the default HUD, it doesn't notate every single sound that plays.It's objectively cheating.
just my two cents, but i think having perfect recall is kind of an unfair advantage if like 99% of other people aren't using it and it supposedly "offers no tactical advantage"like bruh, fym having perfect clarity over possibly mishearing smth isnt a tactical advantage?
>>553756573...
>>553759932>It's not, and trying to downplay it makes your position even weaker. If it doesn't offer an advantage, nobody would be using itThat's a retarded argument, just because people are using it doesn't automatically mean it's because it grants an advantage. People use it because it's a fucking accessibility option, or because they downloaded a HUD that does it, or because they like having captions. It's a preference, not an advantage.>Yes it does, you know he's not at full hp and would otherwise have likely not noticed without being explicitly remindedNo you're not, because you're not going to leave the firefight to hunt down the Scout who took 10 damage, unless you're stupid. The majority of the captions are going to fill the screen rapidly and you're not going to respond to every single one as if they all matter. >Most games that offer closed captioning for every sound as an accessibility option mutes the soundI haven't seen any games that do that, and if they do they have their head up their own ass; you can be hard of hearing but not deaf, where you need captions but can still hear music, or they have trouble hearing specific vowels. That's counter to accessibility.>using training wheels makes it easier to balance on a bikeIt's funny you use that as example because training wheels are a crutch. You remove them when you become good at riding a bike.Captions are a crutch, not a cheat. TF2's sound design is amazing enough that every class and every weapon sounds unique and through practice you can learn what everything sounds like. Turning on captions just labels the sounds which elevates you if haven't learned them or are disabled.If you have them enabled it actually harms you more because they don't show the direction the sound came in and reading the screen is inherently slower than hearing an auditory stimulus. You're more effective listening for sounds in your headphones, picking out the direction, and responding instantly.
"captions are cheating" niggas better turn off hit and kill sounds then because you wouldn't have known that you hit someone without it
>>553759842Why? Crusty should be glad that he finally figured it out after all these months. Virus asked and fixed it immediately after he banned me. Ironically enough, his community went to shit right after that.
The xp noise keeps playing someone help me.
>>553762619close the game lol
>>553762619grats on the level up
>>553762721I did. I've already waited 2 hours and it keeps coming back.>>553762742pls help.
>>553762804snd_restart in console
>>553762972It didn't work but thanks for trying. Hopefully they fix it tomorrow.
Regular smaller casual servers no longer satisfy me. I need the thrill and challenge that comes from the bigger stronger players on uncletopia.
do uncletopia players have big cocks asking for a friend
>>553761032It don't matter, I'm simply right
>>553767450Not an argument, I accept your concession.
>>553766961uncletopia players don't have cocks
>>553767616You don't have any arguments either, you ignored multiple objective facts. It's simply not worth trying to convince someone who doesn't accept reality and has no intention of being reasonable. It's difficult enough trying to convince a smart person, it's impossible trying to convince a stupid person such as yourself. I offer you no concession, I'm simply right and you are delusional.
>>553768180No, I laid out several arguments and responded to every single one of your points. None of them are objective because I was able to easily respond and disprove every one of them, many of them being bald faced lies. Going off on an irrelevant ad hominem tangent just further cements that I won and you're conceding. Sorry not sorry.
>>553768180shut up retard
>>553768321Ignoring reality =/= disproving
>>553747161What hud is this?
guys is my new crosshair cheating?I became so good at the game after installing my new hud. I probably could even beat b4nny at this point>>553768984m0rehud
>>553769057Yes, there's no possible way you could've known you hurt that soldier without that caption.I hope your VAC is swift and concise.
Any of you have the mod that makes fire particles transparent or invisible on hand?
>>553769057>being this madlmao
>>553769171yeah I'll link it to you once I'm done shilling my hud
>>553769171it's not a mod. viewmodel_fov 0 will disable your own flame particles while also disabling viewmodels. disabling others is cheating and you shouldn't do that>>553769313I'm just having a giggle m8. I wasn't even paying attention to the thread the last 5 hours, I was learning how to modify my own hud
I just use the default hud, it's literally the best one desu
>>553770337minimal is the best.
>>553770541I used lighthud as my main hud for months and when I went back to default hud I appreciated the "dominating" in the top middle of the screen ehenever someones on a kill streak and the character on the bottom left and couldn't go back
>>553770337evehud is still the best for me. Not too different from stock but a bit cleaner
>>553759932>>553759194you're both niggers, fact is nobody playing in a competitive context pays attention to it because people are going to be comming it anyway
>>553773313/b/tard breached the containment zone
>>553623762>>553616002Bruh i dont even post here anymore but its kind of astounding how theres this massive samefag braaaaaap from the fempyro schizo NEET(or wagie who does this coming back from work which is probably even sadder) here every single night without fail and im only a newfags so i only posted here first time a few years ago and NOOOOOTICED in like 2023 or 24. And like a lot of those threads, they have been doing that for YEARS before i ever even knew what 4chan was.I used to have insomnia and so i would be around lots of Amerimutt subhumans and noticed how bad it seems to always get in certain boards (lots of reddit behavior) at around that time. >>553063486It's a fun umbrella term but you have to admit you might be projecting a little too. Well it takes sorts of schizos to know other sorts of schizos, i can admit!
>>553774814>Bruh i dont even post here anymoreyou post here like every week retard starting your post the exact same way every time
>>553774814newfag schizo babble
>>553773313That's a good point, it's a stupid argument to complain about captions when just using voice chat is a bigger "cheat"
>>553775931So true, I use wallhacks because my teammates could just tell me where enemies are anyway.
>>553776113False equivalence, we're talking about in-game options being called "cheats" not actual cheats
>>553774814Taker your meds and fuck off already newshit
>>553776275We're talking about external downloads, if you'll recall.
>>553776427Jesus are you the same retard from earlier who was arguing with the other guy? Do you just sit here all day trying to argue about inane shit
is the cow mangler base jumper combo flight still in the game or did they patch it out recently
yeah they took it out yesterday
2026. I am forgotten...
>>553738851didn't all this faggot do was make engineer fortress? who did he black mail at valve to be anywhere near the competitive scene
>>553779561just 2 more weeks!
>>553782092for the next 13 years
>>553738851>Already downvoted and people criticizing himJust wait until the greater reddit mob gets wind of this...bombarding him with upvotes and praising what he's done for the game...chuds, you don't stand a chance...
>>553782674i wonder how many updoots it has now counteracting with the downvotes
>>553779561they need more time to copypaste maps and fixes
>>553778058they removed afterburn enabling neutral lift with the parachute years ago back when they nerfed it and removed the re-deploying
>>553769057Holy basedalso ignore the floydfag. dude just comes in here to farm (you)s
egg-makingetc
>Was going to buy a robo hat>It has I heart troonporium tattoo'd on the insidelmao
>>553784657post it
>>553779561They have to design new missions in-house and recolor a few weapons gold, so it'll be 1 more year at least
>>553785067Never even knew
>>553784657hat looks like shit, why'd you want it?
>>553785404Wanted to switch things up. Always thought the tyrants helm looked like shit anyways
best robo hat
>>553785851spy's metal fedora exclusively because of https://youtu.be/MLPkKZS6q9k
>>553785851the robo version of Medic's plague doctor beak
>>553786069BasedI've actually ran into MisterMullluc a few times in casual, chill guy
>>553787113>Oh that's a cool item I wonder what the description is abou-
>>553784567REAL?
>>553778058They patched it out back in 2015
>>553779561Makes you think what made them realize they couldn't get it out in time for Halloween like they originally planned unless they meant Halloween 2026
Don't you just love the January-July drought period?
>>553787876Tell me cuz i dont know.
>>553790938>This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
>>553791046https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__MERm0qqTE
>>553787876wait till you see the robo camera beard description
>The source of "The most fun you can have online" quote from PC Gamer is lost media
>>553792078Wouldn't that be on a magazine?
>>553790250if we never actually see anything during that time then jesus christ see you next scream fortress
>>553790250i love the potential january - late august drought
>>553738851Finally he got the downvotes he deserved, piece of shit needs to be fired from valve.
>>553793761>7 downvotes from 5am to 6 downvotes at 8amthey're starting to updooooot! oh also xhe never will be fired as long as eric keeps gobbling up those endless tasty pink frosted cookies
>>553738851>Some load issues developed with the TF2 servers over the weekend>Tries to fix it>Breaks casual XP insteadA decade of this piece of shit matchmaker and it still doesn't work AND people still have the audacity to defend itIt's all so tiresome
>>553738851lowest developer standards out of all Valve products
>>553738851someone fire this faggot jill
Just got banned from the furry pound for dominating the server with a scattergun named "Uncle Dane School Shooting" and pistol named "Uncle Dane Pedo Ring".Do I get a cookie?
>>553738851https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXlE8TAA_WkMe every time there's a new issue with casual and Jill makes another snarky comment on reddit
>>553800634
>random pajeet channel got hacked with the tf2 scam streamkek
>>553803198>filename>named weapon>uncletopiareddit ahh post
>>553639591Sovl
>>553774814This place has been on a steady decline for years, it only this dogshit now since most normal (surprinsgly) tf2g goers have moved onto new games due to lack of update and maintenance.
Hi anons
good pyro buff?
>>553807121>ahhspeak for yourself retard
>>553787876>>553791681What the fuck was valve thinking when they let the "CUM UNITY" make that update?
>>553810981You can change flamethrower particle size with a simple cvar command (tf_flamethrower_boxsize) and it has very little impact on the flamethrower's aiming difficulty.
>>553810981Bring back the original backburner, the only buff pyro needs.
Emporium stuff is leaking into other generals. Again. This time something about Frying Dutchmanhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/552770095/#553264054
>>553813854that's a tanky Pyro
>>553814310ok
Has Vipes won yet?
https://hl-inside.me/magazines/pc-gamer-us/PC-Gamer_2009-03_185/well tf2g, do you think you have what it takes to make your own comic?
>>553811858first community-led update plz understand
>>553816268Heck yes!
>>553738851Shame there wasn't the TFConnect charity last year, would've been funny to see another ring mocking him
>>553816268that was a cute little read
>>553791681what's wrong with that
>>553769057lmao
>>553819610while I personally odn't care it is the same (joke[sex]) humor>Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto this perpetual make-out machine.as a bonus here's the description of the robo liquidator's lid cosmetic's description>Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it. Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know how.
>>553820815if GIF why no move
>>553821263Why were they so obsessed with sex specifically with this one update
>>553822340some people have an extremely basic and childish humor sense
>>553821471she's not feeling like it
>>553822828She needs correction
>Casual XP bug can be temporarily fixed by switching your casual badge on the main menu to the comp oneI guess that's one way of bridging the gap
>>553822828that's it...*starts votekick*
>>553823232NEATO!
>>553823232we'll get the new MvM update experience before any actual content comes out lmao
Why do people choose to be matchmaker slaves? There is a billion downsides and the only slight upside is no moderation (which community servers like castaway also has)
>>553823232>Casual XP bugnani
>>553824638castaway is full of literal trannies and 300 ping cuz only the germutt server fills
>>553738851>zesty livethis is about to be the next drama
>>553824946finally i was getting bored
snappy is the new neato
Zesty, SMASH!!!
>>553825648I'M SNAPPING
JILL JUST SLAPPED ZESTY WITH HIS GIRLCOCK ON STREAM
>>553824946>-9 to -13 downvotes
DEADLOCK WONNED
koggy won btw
JILL FOUND DEAD IN BELLEVUE HOLY FUCK
>>553826324chaser
>>553826049Furrypound is the only good server though
Zesty Jesus is literally Hitler
that's not true. hitler actually has reasons to be talked about
Little foxgirls are so snappy!
>>553826787Furries are best avoided, they are not people you want to be yoked together with. The problem is not simply that they like cartoon animals, it always comes with comorbidities.
>TF2 NEEDS MATCHMAKING BECAUSE ZOOMERS ARE TOO RETARDED TO USE A SERVER BROWSERMinecraft has no matchmaking and I think Roblox uses a system very similar to Quickplay.
>>553769057niggas like this always end up in amateur/open 6s
>>553827774sex with pick
>>553826049that's so fucking crazy he's still having meltdownsi remember when he did this years ago and cried on stream i had no idea he was still doing it
>>553827774my scout is nc dw
>>553827738zoomers are 30
#pipelinegods
>>553827715Too bad, there's no other vanilla servers out there and between Casual and furries I'd rather deal with the lather.
>>553828039>nc dwno cap, da worst
>>553828039idk what that means
>Zesty called out TheSlopShow and FishSlopOnASlop and says they only dislike quickplay because he likes itBased. Their opinions really are just Zesty's opinions × -1
Chucklenuts won, Zesty lost.
>>553828662quickplay sucked and i hate this "oh well it wasn't as bad as matchmaking therefore it's good" bsmake everyone use the server browserboom, game fixed
>>553826869I'll be his Dirlewanger
>>553828309>>553828589nc is newcomer. a division of 6s that is somehow so open that people are banned from even playing if they have even tiniest bit of experience
>>553829082doubt it, rgl loves allowing "liked" people to sandbag
>>553828901Quickplay was good because it was directly connected to the server browser and wasn't segregated like casual
>>553616789There's maps with hospital beds, that counts.
>>553829176https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1TGXv72VIWaRBiW66e8ufyYsNk_1liAtHAEbqWSf1Unc/edit?gid=833618717#gid=833618717here's the matrix. Getting back into NC after going up a div is the hardest thing you can do in RGL, even harder than winning invite
>>553826049zesty fans are smooth brained.
>>553829535i don't understand how to read thisit looks like it says invite players can play nc if they only played 3 games
>>553829327you're just talking about how valve servers worked then vs now
>>553811479I can't believe he was raped by his cat
>>553826049They banned all tf2berskinda based desu
>>553830084Now they wont have a hidden cache of bestiality images in their spray folder
>>553829723I don't even know what you're looking atThe topmost row is your highest experience played while the leftmost column labels is the division you want to play inThe only way you can be in NC is if you never played before, got non playoffs < 3 times in NC, or got non playoffs AM but in limited casesIf you got top 4 invite, you can only play your class in invite but can offclass in advanced. if you got non playoffs invite you can play your class in invite
>>553826049I think the furry pound mods are either having a melty over the past month or so, or they got a bunch of new (terrible) mods. They recently started permabanning lots of people for super milquetoast "edgy" humor (see >>553803198)
>>553830391if i'm reading it hte way you're describing it's saying someone can be new and play newcomer but they are barred from nc playoffs???
>>553830084>Scouring the vocabulary of every TF2ber and looking for them to use the "r-slur" or "schizo" and banning themOf course they went through the effort to do this
>>553830483no. if you're brand new to 6s you don't have any experience. you can play whatever division you want on a team that'll accept youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zdSnm2lNxA
>>553829604obsessed
>>553830327I imagine most YouTubers don't have the permanent save option enabled because they're faggots (or didn't even know that it was changed to be optional however many years ago)
>want to play on zesty server>vacc is bannedZesty should have a server where it's enabled.
>>553826049He wasn't the only one who got banned. They permabanned any YTber who ever said retard. For fucks sake, they permabanned TheWhat for saying schizo
>>553830487Shunny in my tf2g?
>>553824946goodfuck jill, he and his cronies didn't listen to ANY of the feedback during the competitive beta, and then snuck in casual in the last momentone of the most hyped major updates which drummed up so much support was the worst one of all time by a long shot and we've never gotten any semblance of an apology since, just limp wristed damge control attemptslet me repeat that, they didn't listen to ANY feedback from the competitive open beta as if the only purpose of it having a beta was to promote itself
>>553830487
>>553832007"good" news: he will be unbanning it and the short circuit in the near future
>>553828259>Too bad, there's no other vanilla servers out thereUncletopia? Skial?
>>553832250>Uncletopiano bullet spread, class limits
>>553832250>payload 24/24>any other map 0/24>10 gorillion uncles servers 32/32
>>553832250tiny kitty's girl pound is vanilla and has similar degens to the furry pounduncletopia is dogshitskial is okay i guess
>>553832250neither of those are vanilla
>>553826049Zesty when he bans someone from his server: just find a different server man its not a big deal :)Zesty when he gets banned from a server: wttfff this so unfair!! Awful mods >:(
>STOOOOOOP YOU'RE LE HARASSING A VALVE DEV THAT WORKS XIS BUTT OFF TO KEEP THE GAME WORKING. REDDITORS ASSEMBLE! JILL NEEDS OUR SUPPORT AND UPVOTES!
>>553832705who is saying this
>>553830487I can see her cunny....
>>553832880the voices in the shartyfag's head
>>553832705reddit will say this, there's gonna be a bunch of dick lickers counter protesting in the reddit comments section and coddling him about le evil zesty fans traumatizing him by saying to improve the game
>people actually think the game is going to be fixed because they downvoted a comment on reddit that nobody on valve will ever see or care about
no one said that
>>553833661Something. Will. Happen.
>zesty trying to get the xp bug>immediately gets into a game that endedwow
>>553827858do not the rick
We are Jillie KirkWe carry the gameWe'll fight for the matchmakerWe'll honor his queues
>>553833924why do people pretend this won't happen with quickplay as well?
>>553834384where are these people that are doing that?
>>553834515he could be you. he could be me. he could even be *round ends*
>>553834384because I still get to play for an hour without loading screens after it happens unlike now
>>553834280A brony, a valve dev, his mym held nearA matchmaker built on spaghetti, on faith with fearThe chuddies tried to silence but his update remainsIn us it glitches, in slopdates it sustains
>>553834384When matches last less than 10 minutes compared to 45 it's gonna happen way more frequently
>>553835641They should just ask Jill to increase the round timer, it would be extremely simple and do a lot to improve the game
We are Chuddy KirkWe say the R-slurWe'll fight for porn spraysWe'll honor angry spergs
>>553832057>fuck up decade old game>refuse to elaborate>leave and never unfuck the game>post random stuff about how you fucked the game every few yearsJill is the greatest troll in TF2 history.
>>553833957pick not rick
>>553836436rape alarm
>>553836436oh okay carry on then
Eric is purposely trying to kill TF2 so he doesn't have to work on it anymore (do not research)
We are Eric SmithWe carry the 'poriumWe'll fight for the workshopWe'll honor his cookies
>>553837321why did you even bother shortening emporium if the syllables still don't match
>>553837321WE ARE ERIC SMIIIITHWE CARRY THE SLOPWE FIGHT FOR THE WORKSHOPWE HONOR HIS COOKIES
Can I have a cookie
no
>>553838061no, but you can have egg making sex
Om nom nomWhat was that, cookie? Crash them all? Good idea!
>>553838061Meowscarada plap
what is the bug anyway? some minor visual bug that'll get fixed by the end of the week anyway?
>>553838823Matchesmaker last weekend was taking forever to find a match, they tried to patch it but it caused the XP sound to keep looping
>>553841287
>>553841287erm
Who's gonna order a bazillion cheese pizzas at his address
>>553841287chuds have gone too far wtf
>>553841287this is somehow both zesty's and the emporium's fault
>>553842689chests too small
>>553842935better?
>>553843125well yes but now they're too tall!
>>553843125SHUPO TOO BIGSHUPO TOO OLD
>>553843125
Trans Fortress 2 hours
>>553832880redditoids and the dancing emporiumoids that control them.
>>553832659fax>>553826049glad your shit got deleted finally fag>>553836436cute post more hamsters>>553841287you just know this is from the emporium
>>553843125shupo paizuris
kinda thinking about elegg again
>>553848048egg making sex with elegg
>>553848245eleg plap
>>553848048sameit happens every time I frag in TF2
>>553848245>>553848732busty doom autist gf...
>>553848861she's obese
How long are casual servers going to be filled with nonplayer blank question mark?
>>553848732built to be bred repeatedly
>>553848895So are you, what's the problem?
>>553848895her boobs protrude significantly further than her belly so she's good
>>553848245>>553848732
ALL I DID WAS QUOTE THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW!!! I'M NOT A RACIST!!!
>>553850438nigger
>>553850438I don't see any 'Bird up!'
>>553850438>zesty types niggaAAAAAAAA CANCEL HIM>uncle dane says nigger in a songhes funny engie man he gets a free n word pass with the hard R privileges :^]
>>553853634>hes funny engie man he gets a free n word pass with the hard R privileges :^]ofc he gets the pass idubbz gave it to em
Does Bloopander quote the Eric Andre show when getting fucked in the ass?
i'm a one-eyed bloody monster
>>553850438i watch the eric andre show and i'm racist
see what you have created mr. zesty?!
Zestyzealots are being retarded again?
>>553803198I keep telling you faggots its not the 2000s-2010s anymore. I got perma muted in a community server for calling someone a faggot
>>553862198baby making sex with modeus
>>553848048
>>553862649next OP right here
>>553862649500x500 version for my autism
:)
>>553864632>ccoming up next>badwaterMMM BADWATER I LOVE BADWATER I WANNA PLAY BADWATER 24/7 YYEEAAAAHHH I LOOOOOVE CASUAL THANK YOU JILL I'M SO GLAD YOU CAN VOTE FOR THE SAME MAP EVERY TIME SO EVERY SERVER JUST COLLAPSES DOWN TO 2FORT DUSTBOWL AND BADWATERsorry i had to get that out of my system
>>553864839>sorry i had to get that out of my systemHappens to the best of us. Sometimes the retard in us that keeps us playing this shitty game gets overstimulated and breaks free from containment
>>553862649>>553863030brat
>>553864839DID SOMEBODY MENTION BADWATER?
>>553869346they need to go on a dietno one wants an obese thot as an op
>>553864632>carried beaner*yawn*
>>553864632Did you kick Breezyhex?
>>553869726she's not obese and yes I want her in the OP
>>553869346she just wants to game...
>shoenick>shounicwho writes this shit
>>553871686stomach bigger than her head. shits not normal unless you live on fastfood
>>553862649>>553863030Trans Fortress 2 OP right here!!
>>553872471weightwatchers op you mean
>>553872401>stomach bigger than her head.you're exaggerating, it's just a tiny pudge
>>553872748thats too fat for lipo lol
>>553873246okay is this a meme or something from nikke general to pretend she's fatter than she actually is
>>553873342yes
>>553874845
What should the next OP be?
>>553876519sniper throwing jarate at some ice
>>553876519already decided>>553862649>>553863009
>>553876519was there ever any doubt? >>553863030
>>553876519A job application
>>553876816For who?
>>553876681Nice!>>553876726>>553876747Unrelated to TF2.
>>553877003>>553876519you who is here every day to ask this at 700 posts exactly every time
>>553877150>Unrelated to TF2.>>is a picture of a tf2 map, tf2 hat, tf2 weapon, and tf2 meme
>>553877469It has an anime girl in it though which means it shouldn't be used.
>>553877469ignore him, he's just retarded
Posting on /tf2g/ is one of the only things that makes me happy.
>>553877156sounds like he has a pretty important job already
>>553877003
>>553878604Bit mean.
>>553878604Bit based.
Freak fortress is alive for the first time in forever74.91.119.154:27016
(voice) spy: pornography
>>553883317
>>553883317of your mother
(voice) demoman: SOUP CAN
Which merc would you feed into the Fukouna Shoujo 03 machine?
>>553884536Sniper, next question
>>553884536Wrangler Engineers
>>553884536demoknights
soil for my plants
be a part of soil
hello fellow oldfag
i dont remember either of them saying that
>>553884019I'M AT SOUP
man I love tf2 so much it's such a shame I can only play it between the hours of 830 to 1030 est Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Fridaysomeone should invent an in game matchmaking system where I can join a server with 11 other people during random hours of the day to play tf2 whenever I want like now
I hope you all picked up your forever loadouts already because these jews are out of control. Can't imagine what the prices will be for someone wanting to buy something even five years from now
>>553853634I cant find that song anymore. Did they delete it?
>>553890393https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZzb7SoeyT8
fempyro plap
>>553824732the xp sound effect gets stuck in a loop and never stops, after 19 years of development...
>>553890886Thanks
>>553892350many are saying this
>>553892350touch grass
>>553892350this
what are fempyro's stats and gameplay mechanics?
>>55389335425 less hp than pyro but 12.5% faster movespeed
>>55389335480% butt20% cum
>>553893354she has the passive ability of being able to refill scout's mad milk and heal anyone with a special partner taunt
>>553892497fempyro owes me sex
>>553895360get in line, you'll get a turn
>>553895360>>553895396never touched by a woman
>>553895538hates all fun
>>553895538>>>/r/eddit
>>553895582>>553895680samefag
What are some best demoknight weapon loadouts? Do anyone ever use Persian Persuader? Does it worth to be hybrid knight?
>>553895997coping and seething
>>553895997>>>/r/eddit>>>/s/harty
>>553896110>>553896110>>553896110GOTTAM
>>553896064Persian Persuader above all else
>>553895538go back
>>553896064trying to hybridknight with the PP doesnt really work because it cuts your ammo so badly and you basically cant refill. the only time ive seen it work is with the LnL, and thats only so the PP could blow up a sentry cucking him
